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Just for fun, now that the game is back on, LET THE MUSIC PLAY!!!

I think this song speaks for itself.

*groan* Buuuuuuiiiiild? Save your creativity for OUR attacks, thanks.

I leave a massive hole here for Build to fill with any excess creativity he may have, in a way that heals both him and Split.

Right. Now that THAT's over.

I realize that I appear to be on fire, and quickly extinguish myself before any damage happens. "Ow."

I then realize something....

I materialize five Red Heart Canisters, and equip them, bringing my max HP up to 25 again.

I then complain that obviously SOME time exists. Otherwise, nothing could possibly move.

Unless we're all descendants of the types of people who don't need/produce their own Time. Like DEATH.

Speaking of which....

I materialize those time things the History Monks use, from Discworld, cased in Bedrock and Ichorium. The spinners, however, are made of a middle-grade material, to avoid suddenly forests happening if one messes with them. Well. You can suddenly have forests happening anyway, but hopefully they're used conscientiously. I then teraport them to Split.

"Use wisely."

Oh, and if Richard so much as messes with any of them, a Bedrock variant will be turned, a nothingth of a degree, and it's dumping time on him and the Dragon. The Incarnate, as powerful as it is, will be as Ozymandias' titan in the dust, left standing till almost infinity has passed by. Don't make me unleash this. It is beyond danger and into the realm of Things You Do Not Want To Mess With Should You Wish To Retain Existence, Even If You're An Immortal Infinite Being Of Destruction. Also, it's armored with everything I could possibly think of. And several things I couldn't think of. The armor, however, was not designed by committee, but by a gestalt of all the AI I could possibly round up. That aren't Binary. I did get an alt-GLaDOS, with the promise of neurotoxins. Lost and lots of.

Act 1!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 0/9

Engie, don't start Raving until you get someone else on the opposite end ready to Dual Rave! And for whoever that is, and Engie as well: Target the Shoulders and the Godarm/Omega Mechanism specifically, if you can! You need those things dead to advance!

"You seek to erase the past, but you ARE your past, and it is your future as well-it's all failure, every last step of the way for you! Know failure!" I exclaim. I can't top what Serpent did (or tried to do) anytime soon, but I can at least add to it. Then again...I consider the Godmodder a foregone conclusion here. Sad, but it's true, I cannot think of what will truly put him out of it bar death, and given that he can just respawn and finding his real self on the real planet could be impossible even if humanity was genocided to do so (and let it be clear, you sick people, that I do not actually intend to genocide humanity. That's just wrong), but maybe...Maybe...

I take the Infinity Blade and inspect it. Infinity. Unlimited. Unending. Eternal. And yet, rumor supposes that it can kill the Immortal and stop an otherwise unending cycle of resurrection-based immortality, and in quite a painful way at that. The Infinity Blade might just be limited to a specific kind of Rez Immortality, or it might just be a rumor and not actually possess this power. but what I do know is that it's pretty dumb to think that I will not be trying to take full advantage of this, if It even exists. The end is nearing...And a new beginning as well...But what kind of beginning? A third war with the Godmodder? Can I kill the Godmodder, permanently? It's against the odds, even as it stands, but...I feel like finding out. All things considered the chance I'll be able to keep this going forward is so, so unlikely, but if there was any gear I could take (that I haven't shoved a soul fragment into), it would be this one blade-for a certain someone else. But, I have to try with the one chance I get.

In any case, I raise the blade up in the air. Despite it's mediocre performance as a Spoil of War before, it is still a powerful blade, the likes of which come very rarely to anyone's aid, the kind of thing that you can count as a blessing to even wield. Such luck, that I can possess it, somehow. I don't entirely recall how I got it, actually...Eh. Let's not question it.

I ready myself for my next attack. The blade glows a silverish light, one Engie should be familiar with, and one he would be best to not confuse for his own, as it's not. I am channeling something else. I ought not to refer to it by name, but maybe one of you will recognize it? In any case, I draw another weapon-Fear No Anvil. Its fires seem very dull, but the time sigils in turn seem very powerful-an intentional maneuvering of energies, a re-prioritization. Fire, working against this? Seems likely...Not. Time, however? It is somewhat more plausible, in my opinion.

Let's rock.

I raise the hammer high, briefly letting the Infinity Blade down to the ground, as the image of clockwork appears around me. The hands spin rapidly, due to time's recent rupture, but it's still chugging, implying that we are not looking at dead time. The reddish hues of the Time Energies spew outwards onto the Metal Plates, clockwork springing to life all over the Chestplate. I then raise the Infinity Blade, and plant it into the Metal Plate beneath me-immediately, it and the others affected by my attack glow a silver huge, freezing the clockwork and making Infinity Signs appear everywhere.

Despite the Infinity Symbolism, time is short here.

I immediately start hacking and slashing away at the Infinity symbols, breaking as many as possible and causing a massive order-based explosion every time, damaging as much of the Metal Plates as I can possibly get. Hack, Slash, Cut, Stab, Strike. I refuse to quit until the power fades for good and I'm left with nothing, ending the attack. I sheath the Infinity Blade. It will need a bit of time before I can use that effectively again, but here's to hoping that it got buffed.

It's not too late for someone rave-capable to get onto the other arm!

Y'know what, sure. Dual-raving with the Universe Eater seems strangely appropriate for my characters.

I move to the Left Arm/notgodarm, claim my half of the Dual Rave, and target the most advisable thing, which I gather is the Shoulder. Splash damage ahoy? Also, supernova, I like the idea of pulling down the sun's death on someone/everything-within-several-hundred-light-years.

SPEEL DERPIVATION SI FUN.

Now that i have calculated the best possible thing to target while powering up my Ghastly Gibus, i aim this monstrosity of a hat at the Metal Plates! HUZZAH!

I also heal a random player with the No Joke.

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No Joke
UBER: 2 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Well, may as well make myself useful for once!

Action 1/3

I climb up to the Chestplate and fire a volley of Crusader's Crossbow bolts into Build. Due to the massive distance, he gets healed an awesome amount of health, and then I dual-wield Amputators and stick them into the Metal Plates which aren't damaged.

Post I

My zombie jumps from the Left Leg towards Armageddon Hill, landing on Babysphee.

U: I hope that there would be a faster way to get thıs zombıe dead...

OOC: Wait... Our side characters are in the TARDIS? What are they doing there?

I suddenly remember that I have a medigun, and heal the player closest to death.

Post II

V: Hey! Zombie!

My zombie's head turns around 180°, giving the slightly purple-tinted shadow a meancing grin crackling with red energy.

Z: wHat

The shadow twiches.

V: I have an idea... could you... go... attack that thing over there...

V: It... Looks kind of tasty...

My zombie begins to shamble in the direction that it's shadow pointed at, hitting the Meteroid Prime and starting to chew it's exoskeleton.

Z: taStY

I pull out a....Contraption, is perhaps the word.

It appears to be a set of...Perhaps Turntables, with certain sigils on them.

However, these aren't Dave's, or Dirk's, but instead....

Well.

Perhaps I shall just demonstrate.

*spins a disc a mere fraction of a degree*

The Incarnate's Eyes develop a very thick coating of dust from having sat around for a very long time, irritating them, and causing their next attack to miss AND set the Eyes on fire due to spontaneous exothermic reactions from a bunch of iron shavings (now rusted) that were released right before the attack started. (Note: I'm pulling time from Bedrock for these. Bedrock has infinite time, AFAIK, since it always exists.)

The Scarred Metal rusts, almost instantaneously. I poke it and it crumbles. I then whack it with a hammer. More of it crumbles, and the hammer strike causes a resonant frequency to blast all the rust off. I shove it into the Hair's mechanisms for extra ablative/fire-able material.

The Hair finds that its internal mechanisms are outright jammed from thick layers of dust inside, rust, and in general, large amounts of time passing. I, of course, then set it on fire.

"There! Now you look just the right amount of insane for what you are, RICHARD. And no, I'm not going to stop calling you that, because I don't give an [EXPLETIVE DELETED] about ANYTHING you do. You're going to lose, the apocalypse will go poof, and we will win. As per usual. Have you noticed a pattern here?

Have you?

Hmm?

Maybe, just maybe, you should give up.

It's not like anything you do matters.

The day is saved, the heroes return home.

Even without plot armor.

We don't need it.

We're beyond you.

We're beyond whatever you can throw at us, whatever the dragon can throw at us, whatever Scratch can throw at us. Maybe not the Employer, but I have not encountered him save in the mass of purple energies that destroys people who try to approach it.

...Say, is the Red Dragon perhaps getting a case of indigestion out there?

You have the power of an apocalypse behind you, and you build a MECH.

*sigh*

I would do so many things, but building a mech is not one of them.

Especially when we're already about to beat the crap out of it anyway.

You are useless, weak, UNCREATIVE, and frankly, if you didn't have an entire apocalypse arc trying to go, I probably would be ignoring you right now.

In fact, maybe I should. You're getting attention.

And I really shouldn't bother feeding the troll that's about to try and bite my hand off.

If we weren't here, where would you be?

Think about it.

Look up a meta-level.

This is a forum game.

If we weren't playing, where would you be?

You would be dead and gone, long before.

Be glad your GMs have been good at running games. Be very, very glad.

Because you're just a plot point.

And really, with all the tangents we've gone on, I doubt you're even that much of an important one.

Give up.

Just give up.

You can never truly win."

Z: loOK whAT i fOuNd

The zombie takes out Rose's Thorn, flailing it around and hopefully hitting another player. It then bites the end of the whip, presumably swallowing a large number of biohazardous substances and mutating it.

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 0/9

Everyone, except Engie and Amp, get down back to the Chestplate! We are taking out that first! Do it or I start singing Ghost Nappa! Yeah, I'll go there! We have a plan, an order of operations, and if we want this to be clean, we follow that! Engie and Amp, stay on your arms and blow them up with dual raves, while we destroy the Chestplate! Then, we can all take out the Head! Are we clear?!

"Honestly, 'The Godmodder,' you're kind of just a stepping stone for me! I've got places to be, bigger monsters to kill, and worse to worry about! You're just getting in the way! And let's face facts, the apocalypse is because of the Red Dragon, not because of you in the end! So really, I'm fighting a dragon with a mouthy puppet called 'The Godmodder'!"

I recall my whooping 6 Hit Points, and immediately resolve to fix this. I nab a Potion of Zeus from the Alchemy Emporium that Talist allows me to take for free, fill it into an apporpriate slot in the Sixth Degree, and immediately fire it upon myself. a blazing torrent of golden-green energies pour into me, restoring my wounds and making me more healthy. I WILL seriously need this HP going forward, as we need a minimum of Zombles on the loose.

"WHAT. ARE YOU [REDACTED] SERIOUS? NOW? OF ALL TIMES?" Golden Freddy says. Nevertheless, his Hydra Dildo is ready for serious action against Babysphee in case he feels like he's gotta destroy his rear end. "DON'T YOU HAVE A MASSIVE MECH TO [REDACTED] ON? BECAUSE I THINK YOU DO, [REDACTED]. GO BACK THERE, YOU [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED], AND [REDACTED] ALL OVER THE INCARNATE, OR ELSE IT WILL [REDACTED] ON EXISTENCE AND THEN NO-ONE WINS EXCEPT A DUMB GODMODDER WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR AND HIS NEW DRAGON BOSS. NOW GET OUT. IT'S TIME TO [REDACTED] HIS [REDACTED]."

I put on boxing gloves and punch a breastplate. It is a very stupid idea and my stupidity transfers over to the breastplate, weakening it.

I keep healing people close to death.

...

Well then.

I'm not sure what to say.

Other than this; at this point, crusher ranks lower than pricy.

Pricy at least still has the capability to plead insanity. Crusher just sucks.

You're amazing twin, don't let idiots like that get to you.

As for Tricky, that's what I was planning. I wasn't expecting a damage boost or anything, just a way to turn around and beat people over the head with a stop sign.

With Old Man Elderly, its meant to be a party-wide goofy thing.

Just for kicks and giggles. A few other people have used him, and the rules for Old Man Elderly are mostly the same as with using side characters for being dead:

Old Man Elderly cannot be used to do anything you would be able to do if you did not have Old Man Elderly.

And to enforce this, I'm going to add an addendum to the rule for added comedic effect;

Any attempts to use him in such a way that violates this rule results in Old Man Elderly, instead of doing the intended action, beating the perpetrator over the head with his walking stick.

Finally... what happened to my status buff I should be getting from the potion of Scratch II?

Eric uses his Battle Technique: Fate on the combed hair

I had something in mind for this, but then we spent a really long time not doing anything with it, so now I can't remember what I intended to do with it.

Once he finishes doing that, he pulls out two lightsabers and begins giving a razor-close cut to the massive hairdo.

OLD MAN ELDERLY HO!!!!

If Twin allows the continued use of Old Man Elderly, Old Man Elderly swings around on his space dingy, and then crashes into one of the Incarnate's eyes, like a knife straight to the iris.

Meanwhile in the TARDIS:

Hank jumps between babysphee and Golden Freddy.

He looks at both of them.

Not the time!

He Sparta-kicks babysphee out of the TARDIS where the whirlwinds of universe-death somehow whips him all the way back to Armageddon Hill, and then shoos Golden Freddy out of the control room again.

Old Man Elderly spontaneously becomes a hoe. I then smack him into the Entity Orb. Yeah I'm kind of spacing out on this.

TURN 2/3

I target Entity Orb 3 with a focused blast of unlaw from the Abolisher, eating away at the physical laws that allow it to exist.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

I watch as everything starts burning, then decide to just keep on the flames and keep attacking the Metal Plates like i've been doing for a while with Atomic Fire. It's now burning even more. I decide to stop the flames from the Atomic Fire after a good two minutes of burning by using Rain Flush, which does stop the Atomic Fire flames, but the Rain Flush is acid rain, meaning that all that happened from fixing it was just making it hurt twice as much.

(If anyone has any objections to the new highlighted weapons, speak to me.)

Yes, the Rain Flush can only be properly used if one references the terrible A.I. patterns of Toad Man.