The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Actual Action: I move up to the chestplate. I attach a small device onto my crossbow bolt and fire it directly into the Entity Orb. Once its embedded, it starts pulsing powerful EMP pulses directly into the Incarnate. It probably won't do much, but it might do something.
I grab my potions back from MarmaladeShoes. I've given him enough time.
I give Kelpie's Blade to Mythic. The power of the sea unicorns be with you. And I'm not talking about narwhals.
@Army of Godmodders: Pst. Summon Miraj. The simulator proved its the only way to beat the Incarnate.
@All zombies: QUIT HITTING THE ALPHA GODMODDERS! SERIOUSLY. You'll both kill less valuable allies and actually heal yourself faster if you hit the Omegas! The Alphas don't have more HP, they just take less damage, so hitting them doesn't heal you any faster. I'm looking at you, Crusher.
@The RichModder: "WELL, THE REASON I'M SHOUTING SO MUCH IS BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A GIANT DOOM MECH OR WHATEVER AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU PUT THE MICROPHONES ON IT! AND I ALSO HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON MANAGING TO GET A LEGAL NAME CHANGE SO FAST! ESPECIALLY IN A WORLD WHERE BINARY CONTROLS EVERYTHING! I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN ITS KINDA SAD HOW YOU GAVE UP ON YOUR ORIGINAL JOB!"
@Red Dragon: Somehow, I feel like no matter what I say, you're not going to let this work. Whatever. I'm still going to try. Moving as individual parts wouldn't work. He would still need the same total mass to kick off of. So the Red Dragon is still going to run out of objects to kick off of. And if the Red Dragon is expanding, wouldn't that mean his density is going down? The Red Dragon must be the consistency of cotton candy at this point. And if its density is going down, then it can deal less and less damage with a claw swipe or whatever because each individual part of him has less mass. Sure, he has the same total mass, but because he's so huge, he can only put a limited (size wise) amount of that mass behind attacks.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 521$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
@Fseftr: Well, considering Red is the CEO, it seems that there's only one name on that message that could be him.
Finally, the day has come.
Wilson does a cat stretch and gently makes his way through the bed sheets and out into the room. He could see fine in the darkness and even preferred it a little. To amuse himself, he looked around for the bird before stopping suddenly and talking quietly to himself.
I just remembered something...
To confirm, he set up the 6 computer blocks he had and put the keyboard in front of them. Finally, after a year of having them, he actually knew what they were called, a monitor and a keyboard. He started it up and was blinded briefly by the sudden glow. He only wanted to know one thing, and he found it quite quickly. The date, June 19th. He sighed and shut the computer down.
Today is my birthday... I missed it last time what with having more pressing matters at the time. Such as getting blown up. What does this make me?
He counted in his head briefly.
I'm three. So old... heh...
Then he jumped onto the chair to look out into the Void again. His life was about a third over now because realistically, he didn't expect to live much past ten before dying of old age. And that was assuming he didn't die from anything else in the mean time. Ah, what happy thoughts for a birthday. He didn't feel any older though, but you never feel older on any given day. The stars off in the Void made him remember something else. He was a Gemini, the twins. How fitting. Not like it really meant anything, but it was probably the best one for him, what with all his duality. Wilson sat down and quietly hummed to himself. This was probably his best birthday ever just because no one was trying to kill him. Yeah, the bar was pretty low.
I've put more attention on Wilson's birthday than my own. Heh. I needed to pick some day in either June or July for his birthday in order for his backstory to work. I picked the 19th because that's the birthday of some... different character I like.
Oh Richard, Richard, Richard, when will you learn. Having a name makes you ALIVE. Being a game construct makes you a cog in the machine. You fear the enemy bold enough to show his face more than one who hides in the shadows. You are hiding in the shadow of your powers, instead of maniacally cackling from the fore. I am DISAPPOINTED in you.
I drop a Gelum Diffuser (you know, Cold?) on the Chestplate, then flee for the Head.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $372 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: Hmm... I use CO: Reacharound on the entity orb
@Talist: Well, wasn't meant to be a huge secret. But, yeah, Red's (translated) name is Nathan Melun, and Blue's is Anne Capet.
If the cure worked, I go up to the rest of the Incarnate's armor plates and get them to join in the lawsuit against the Godmodder for unsafe workplace (armor plates are getting destroyed!). After a seconds-long court, the Breastplate that was serving as the judge awards the Armor Plates 25,000 in damages against the Entity Orb nearby. The Godmodder then tries to get revenge by firing one of the Armor Plates into whatever he is using to destroy the universe, destroying that Armor Plate.
If I am still a zombie, I summon 999 enderpearls and teleport spam all over the Chestplate. No one knows who is going to be attacked, creating paranoia. I gain power off of the paranoia because of an SCP object, then use it to make a deadly attack on somebody. Since I was so confused by the teleport spam, I have no clue who I just attacked (this hits a random target).
I take the Entity Orb, and summon it into another world as an entity! The world in question happens to be SAUSAGE WORLD, where sausages appear and try to eat anything around! They have a different craving every day, and today they crave things that start with the letter "E"! But the Entity Orb turns the tables, and eats all the sausages instead! Turns out they all contained deadly TNT! I get bored and summon the Entity Orb back onto the Battlefield, just in time to watch it explode!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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IT'S A TWINPOST!
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PRAISE THE SUN!
=TURN ONE=
(The exams should stop tomorrow, and my sanity should come back. Let's just slip a post in...)
=ACTION=
If I happen to be dead, I jockey-cling onto the healthiest player and begin devouring delicious brains.
Otherwise, I place a small beacon on the METAL PLATES! Suddenly, sixty-seven shining starlight spears streak swiftly towards the INCARNATE, sundering sheets and shredding shields! The starlight spears soon shatter, shards slashing the sturdy suit!
Well, now that my chain attack ended, I take my third and final action. If I am not at the chest plate yet, I move there, and smash my specially made guitar into the breastplate. It remains intact, in case I have another song to sing later. I follow that up with, because I wasn't able to do this last time, and since talking is a free action, I insult the Godmodder once again: "You know, Richard, you are doomed to fail. You may temporarily zombify us, but you cannot crush our spirit! You cannot even crush me! JUST TRY!!!!!"
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Lothyra takes off in the FPES and fires an Antimatter Torpedo at the Incarnate's Beard. Then she gets out, injects a Tiny Animatter Canister into her IAC-FR, and fires the shot at the Beard. Boom.
I give the entity orb on the chest a lecture on how to be awesome. The one sentence is "let me take you and smash you over and over again." After doing so I soccer punt the orb.
I grab Toxicide and rapid-fire deadly fluoroantimonic acid bullets into the Entity Orb 3. I then pull out the Deva's Dissolver and fire a sternly worded letter to the Godmodder in Hindi at the Entity Orb 3. The sternly worded letter is actually just that, a letter. One letter. I decide that's not enough and pull out the Yuxin Acidspitter. I proceed to destroy the Entity Orb 3 with more fluoroantimonic acid while solving the cube with K4.
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@Gutza/planetary bombardment stuffs; It's worth noting that the yield required to reduce Earth to gravel moving away from the solar system faster than Sol's escape velocity is approximately one Yottaton, or one-third the Sun's total annual energy output. It's also worth noting that Bedrock can survive carpet-bombing with Yottaton bombs.
Also, I utilize my actions this post to speed up the Sun's progression to supernova. Might make an interesting/appropriate Comb Rave, a supernova. Not just now, of course, I'd like to see what's best to point it at, maybe do a Dual Rave.
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TURN 1/3
I call up a cloud of nanobots and set them to modify the structure of Entity Orb 3! They modify part of it into a much weaker form, and I pull out a hammer and smack the weakened bit, shattering it.
Last turn is finished. No post today. I'm pretty sure this is the longest non-story EOTB I've ever done. Enjoy this unprecedented surge of creativity from me while it lasts.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I look at the chestplate.
"This should be fun for them."
I then transport a BREASTPLATE to the SCP FOUNDATION CANON UNIVERSE (which contains a mix, paradoxically, of every SCP headcanon). It witnesses all the DATA EXPUNGES, REDACTEDS, and BLACK-BOXES. It's forced to be cross-tested with ALL SCPS. It becomes attacked by Kondraki riding 682, Clef as a dragon, Bright, and an army of D-Classes.
When it returns, the damage has been dealt. But no one (besides the Breastplate (somehow) and I) remembers what happened....
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Could someone continue the chain attack, it has lots of potential, and I don't want it to end just yet.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Actual Action: I move up to the chestplate. I attach a small device onto my crossbow bolt and fire it directly into the Entity Orb. Once its embedded, it starts pulsing powerful EMP pulses directly into the Incarnate. It probably won't do much, but it might do something.
I grab my potions back from MarmaladeShoes. I've given him enough time.
I give Kelpie's Blade to Mythic. The power of the sea unicorns be with you. And I'm not talking about narwhals.
@Army of Godmodders: Pst. Summon Miraj. The simulator proved its the only way to beat the Incarnate.
@All zombies: QUIT HITTING THE ALPHA GODMODDERS! SERIOUSLY. You'll both kill less valuable allies and actually heal yourself faster if you hit the Omegas! The Alphas don't have more HP, they just take less damage, so hitting them doesn't heal you any faster. I'm looking at you, Crusher.
@The RichModder: "WELL, THE REASON I'M SHOUTING SO MUCH IS BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A GIANT DOOM MECH OR WHATEVER AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU PUT THE MICROPHONES ON IT! AND I ALSO HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON MANAGING TO GET A LEGAL NAME CHANGE SO FAST! ESPECIALLY IN A WORLD WHERE BINARY CONTROLS EVERYTHING! I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN ITS KINDA SAD HOW YOU GAVE UP ON YOUR ORIGINAL JOB!"
@Red Dragon: Somehow, I feel like no matter what I say, you're not going to let this work. Whatever. I'm still going to try. Moving as individual parts wouldn't work. He would still need the same total mass to kick off of. So the Red Dragon is still going to run out of objects to kick off of. And if the Red Dragon is expanding, wouldn't that mean his density is going down? The Red Dragon must be the consistency of cotton candy at this point. And if its density is going down, then it can deal less and less damage with a claw swipe or whatever because each individual part of him has less mass. Sure, he has the same total mass, but because he's so huge, he can only put a limited (size wise) amount of that mass behind attacks.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Oh Richard, Richard, Richard, when will you learn. Having a name makes you ALIVE. Being a game construct makes you a cog in the machine. You fear the enemy bold enough to show his face more than one who hides in the shadows. You are hiding in the shadow of your powers, instead of maniacally cackling from the fore. I am DISAPPOINTED in you.
I drop a Gelum Diffuser (you know, Cold?) on the Chestplate, then flee for the Head.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $372 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: Hmm... I use CO: Reacharound on the entity orb
@Talist: Well, wasn't meant to be a huge secret. But, yeah, Red's (translated) name is Nathan Melun, and Blue's is Anne Capet.
I attempt to wither the Godmodder, and the wither effect ignores armor.
[MZ]: Thank you.
I slash at the Third Entity Orb with the Kelpie's Blade that Talist gave me, following it up with a blade of white noise in my other hand.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
If the cure worked, I go up to the rest of the Incarnate's armor plates and get them to join in the lawsuit against the Godmodder for unsafe workplace (armor plates are getting destroyed!). After a seconds-long court, the Breastplate that was serving as the judge awards the Armor Plates 25,000 in damages against the Entity Orb nearby. The Godmodder then tries to get revenge by firing one of the Armor Plates into whatever he is using to destroy the universe, destroying that Armor Plate.
If I am still a zombie, I summon 999 enderpearls and teleport spam all over the Chestplate. No one knows who is going to be attacked, creating paranoia. I gain power off of the paranoia because of an SCP object, then use it to make a deadly attack on somebody. Since I was so confused by the teleport spam, I have no clue who I just attacked (this hits a random target).
I take the Entity Orb, and summon it into another world as an entity! The world in question happens to be SAUSAGE WORLD, where sausages appear and try to eat anything around! They have a different craving every day, and today they crave things that start with the letter "E"! But the Entity Orb turns the tables, and eats all the sausages instead! Turns out they all contained deadly TNT! I get bored and summon the Entity Orb back onto the Battlefield, just in time to watch it explode!
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IT'S A TWINPOST!
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-o-
/ | \
\o/
|*|
PRAISE THE SUN!
=TURN ONE=
(The exams should stop tomorrow, and my sanity should come back. Let's just slip a post in...)
=ACTION=
If I happen to be dead, I jockey-cling onto the healthiest player and begin devouring delicious brains.
Otherwise, I place a small beacon on the METAL PLATES! Suddenly, sixty-seven shining starlight spears streak swiftly towards the INCARNATE, sundering sheets and shredding shields! The starlight spears soon shatter, shards slashing the sturdy suit!
...do I win the alliteration game yet?
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Well, now that my chain attack ended, I take my third and final action. If I am not at the chest plate yet, I move there, and smash my specially made guitar into the breastplate. It remains intact, in case I have another song to sing later. I follow that up with, because I wasn't able to do this last time, and since talking is a free action, I insult the Godmodder once again: "You know, Richard, you are doomed to fail. You may temporarily zombify us, but you cannot crush our spirit! You cannot even crush me! JUST TRY!!!!!"
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 11/11) DONE
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 11/11) DONE
I'll be making my great escape now!
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 8
Antimatter Torpedoes: 17. Reloaded. Ready to use.
==Actions==
Lothyra takes off in the FPES and fires an Antimatter Torpedo at the Incarnate's Beard. Then she gets out, injects a Tiny Animatter Canister into her IAC-FR, and fires the shot at the Beard. Boom.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I give the entity orb on the chest a lecture on how to be awesome. The one sentence is "let me take you and smash you over and over again." After doing so I soccer punt the orb.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
I grab Toxicide and rapid-fire deadly fluoroantimonic acid bullets into the Entity Orb 3. I then pull out the Deva's Dissolver and fire a sternly worded letter to the Godmodder in Hindi at the Entity Orb 3. The sternly worded letter is actually just that, a letter. One letter. I decide that's not enough and pull out the Yuxin Acidspitter. I proceed to destroy the Entity Orb 3 with more fluoroantimonic acid while solving the cube with K4.
@Gutza/planetary bombardment stuffs; It's worth noting that the yield required to reduce Earth to gravel moving away from the solar system faster than Sol's escape velocity is approximately one Yottaton, or one-third the Sun's total annual energy output. It's also worth noting that Bedrock can survive carpet-bombing with Yottaton bombs.
Also, I utilize my actions this post to speed up the Sun's progression to supernova. Might make an interesting/appropriate Comb Rave, a supernova. Not just now, of course, I'd like to see what's best to point it at, maybe do a Dual Rave.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I start staring at build...
Pun Generator 2.0 Started
Reporter 1 : Two timelords were cited on a lake
Reporter 2: I heard the lake had two piers
Reporter 1: You know what this means, It's a paradox right next to a paradox!
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Reporter 1: This just in, Apparently the godmodder serves his plates on a golden platter
Reporter 2: Yep, there's no plates like gold for the hollendaise
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Reporter 1: Two antennae were on a roof, and fell in love
Reporter 2: I heard it was very moving, even the cake was in tiers
Reporter 1: Sort of, the wedding was ok, but the reception was great!
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Reporter 1: An obsessed collecter of childrens star wars memoriabilia has started buying up cars
Reporter 2: He's also only buying one type of car
Reporter 1: Really what kind?
Reporter 2: Toy - Yoda
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And finally
This causes build to laugh uncontrollably (or ponder the meanings of these). I then charge up a huge attack, which completely blows away build.
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TURN 1/3
I call up a cloud of nanobots and set them to modify the structure of Entity Orb 3! They modify part of it into a much weaker form, and I pull out a hammer and smack the weakened bit, shattering it.
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Last turn is finished. No post today. I'm pretty sure this is the longest non-story EOTB I've ever done. Enjoy this unprecedented surge of creativity from me while it lasts.
I move to the Chestplate.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
I look at the chestplate.
"This should be fun for them."
I then transport a BREASTPLATE to the SCP FOUNDATION CANON UNIVERSE (which contains a mix, paradoxically, of every SCP headcanon). It witnesses all the DATA EXPUNGES, REDACTEDS, and BLACK-BOXES. It's forced to be cross-tested with ALL SCPS. It becomes attacked by Kondraki riding 682, Clef as a dragon, Bright, and an army of D-Classes.
When it returns, the damage has been dealt. But no one (besides the Breastplate (somehow) and I) remembers what happened....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED