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I move to the chestplate, properly this time.

[MZ]: Should have expected spacial errors this soon after I arrived.

FINALE[/p]
SYLPH’S SOLACE[/p]
0/0 EXPENDED[/p]
This one will probably be shorter. But also stronger. This attack will attempt to boost damage very heavily all over the INCARNATE, because psychology, but will not do any damage on its own.[/p]
Ugh, I’m tired of typing in that stupid font to differentiate myself. I’m the only one left. Why should I have to?[/p]
Destroying things is fun. It lets you feel like you’re in control, that you have power over the universe. Of course, you don’t. I’ve learned that recently. Destroying things isn’t any more unpredictable. You just play right into their hands. Everything you do plays right into the entity's hands. It isn’t fair. I suppose it’s time I gave up on that. Maybe I have to play Paradox Space’s game to get what I want. [/p]
I’m supposed to be a Sylph of Mind, am I, Sburb? One who heals the decisions of others, gives them reason? Well, I sure have done an awful job of that so far. I think it’s time I started fulfilling my role.[/p]
My teal God Tier hoodie / robe flickers onto me. I stare up at the man I have grudgingly served for the duration of the war. Richard Persson, as he calls himself. He’s gone utterly mad. Mad with power, mad with the power of destruction. It’s not hard to see things from his point of view. His world has crumbled around him, torn apart by the players he intended to subjugate. He is going schizophrenic, the remaining influence of the Glitch slowly but surely driving him insane and splitting him in two. The entire Universe B wants him dead, including a monstrous supercomputer that has taken over his home universe because of him. It’s no surprise Richard is utterly insane. But I can try to help him see reason.[/p]
I hover off of the probably ruined left leg and over to the Chestplate. Teal energies swirl around me as I look THROUGH the plating to what is inside. The Mind symbol glows above my head and on my clothes. [/p]
“Richard. Stop this madness. You know you’ll destroy yourself too. You don’t want to become a second Lord English, do you? This will only end in your death, either way. Either the Eclipse hits and kills us all, including you, and Binary is left to take control of Earth and kill your normal self, or we stop you and kill you. The latter seems very likely right now, given the progress we’ve made so far. [/p]
“And so what if you do win, and somehow survive? What have you accomplished? You built an amazing thing, Richard. An entire world, with infinite creative potential. But you had to throw that away just so you could follow your random destructive urges? Irresponsible and self-destructive. Surely the act that will lead to your eventual demise. So I ask you now, please STOP this madness before it consumes us all.”[/p]
The plating of the Incarnate is forced open by immense telekinetic abilities, exposing the Godmodder inside. My eyes glow a harsh teal, and the Mind symbol appears on his forehead, stunning him. I brace myself as I close my eyes and begin reciting an ancient incantation. My surroundings turn grey as I hurtle into the mindscape.[/p]
Inside Richard’s mindscape, a frightening sight indeed, I begin my hunt for Omega and Alpha. Past the grey surroundings and the eternal nightmares that haunt him. Farther and farther, until I encounter a familiar cobalt figure and a similar goldenrod one, repressed far into the mindscape as the Red Dragon’s influence creates a kind of twisted Totality. They will be very surprised to see me here, no doubt. I raise my hand, and every alchemy I’ve ever made flashes before me. Atheist’s Grip, my trusty sword. Caledball, the Raven themed sword. The Unagi Blade and Sleight of Hand. Many other stepping stones and items, until the chain finally reaches the very first alchemy I ever made, the first alchemy ANYONE made. The Kinect Wands. They are normal items, without any special abilities, but their history as first item created gives them a special aura of creation. Every single alchemy dissolves into teal light, permanently destroyed. I take out the Pale Valve and funnel all this energy into it. The Valve exhales a giant stream of mist that floats over Omega and Alpha, calming them, healing the rifts in their minds. The mindscape shudders as a change comes across it. Reason fills Richard’s head as he realizes just what he has done.[/p]
He remembers something a data construct once asked him, a virus with sentience of its own.[/p]
"Do you fear the reaper?"[/p]
We all fear the reaper. It’s what makes us alive, in a way. Just as the Virus feared the reaper, as did all the unwitting entities massacred in this horrific war. The ending of the Operator event was said to be too anticlimactic, but it was an important event nonetheless. You don’t realize how much you needed them until you lose them, Richard. Are you really willing to throw everything away like this? Do you fear the reaper?[/p]

Too many closing tags.

Alright, I follow up the monado eater with, "REYN TIME! SWORD DRIVE!"

Does heavy damage,

Multiplier up to x3

Use Colorless or Red Arts to raise the multiplier

If the Omega Godmodder actually managed to cure me, I go up to the chestplate and punch an armor plate really hard. So hard, in fact, that the Armor Plate sues the Godmodder for an unsafe workplace, then quits, leaving the Incarnate unprotected in a small area.

Otherwise, I attack the Metroid Prime, a giant monster-thing that attacks by sucking your brains out, by poking a hole straight through the exoskeleton with a ring-mounted Weath Ray (side effects include my finger being anhillated as well), sticking an expandable straw into the gap, and slurping out its brains. I also realize my fleet was turned into zombies (somehow), so I have them do Battle Technique: Fleet Attack on the stupid Metroid Prime's exoskeleton (which really involved them just crashing their ships into Metroid Prime because they have no clue how to fly them), which helps distract it so I have more time to slurp its brains out. I then use the enhanced brain power to figure out what would happen if a zombie did a Comb Rave (if the answer is "zombies cannot do Comb Raves", I vomit back down the hole to Metroid Prime's brains).

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(GREEN)I use Ensemble on the Entity Orb.(END GREEN)

/startnull
After seeing the last update, there is one thing I would like to say. Thank you, Twin. In the time I have been playing DTG2, it has been amazing. It is the one game I play that I can make Tubas that bend space and time, where webcomics are mashed together, where Waluigi reigns supreme over the plot, and where crossovers are literally everywhere. I haven't seen the beginning of DTG2, but I know it was as amazing as it is now. We have had Twin Appreciation Days, but we should have another one.
And, thanks TT for starting the series.
/endnull

A random box falls onto the Incarnate, labeled Twin Appreciation Box. Whenever the button on it is pressed, a large Thank You is screamed at Build and Split. This also somehow heals them.

I withdraw Ergo Sum and create a Conway's Game of Life pattern where snakes and other still lifes form a giant still life face. A wickstretcher extends out from the mouth of the face, slamming into the entity orb at a significant fraction of c. In other words, I attack the Entity Orb with a Game of Life Shoop da Whoop.

I then withdraw the AK-VRS 6. I proceed to absolutely wreck Kevin Hays' WR with my amazing cubing skills, netting myself a 1:10. Oh, and did I mention I gave the Entity Orb both electronic and biological Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease?

Right then.

I use my Comb Rave on the God Arm Shoulder and God Arm Mechanism.

{Here's a question, how do Vehicles work? Do they have any value outside of RP? Do they act as sorta-kinda armor? Do they, when armed, count as alchemized weapons of their own level?}

BT-Ruination on the Chestplate!

Also, just for funzies, I look at the result of alchemizing Sten Mk2 SMG && Chauchat Light Machine Gun-US variant.

If I am not on the chest plate, I walk to the chest plate, and use the wonderful arrow (I don't feel like copying down the entire attack again) on the breastplate. I then mash A:

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My hand...is so tired.

I use Chemoblast on the Entity Orb 3, then pour fluoroantimonic acid on it for good measure.

Don't worry about Crusher, Twin. Thanks for doing this, for us all. Now, let's all try to finish things so Twin never has to do this again!

I join my allies on the chestplate!

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $368 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I heal Build with gib eclipse.

Gutza1: Write a really long "Reason You Suck Speech" and a "Reason You Rock Speech." Present the latter first.

There's something I have to say to Twin. Thank you. Thank you for making such a sacrifice to update this game. I know, because my parents also are upset. And I'm just the player.You have demonstrated the patience of a saint. You let Pricey (I'm not glitching that out. We should all admit that he happened and learn from the experience) do his blatant disrespect for Rule Zero for so long. You offered Crusher a compromise when other GMs would show him the door. You have had to pander to 25-30 players, some of whom *cough* Generic, Fseftr *cough* have showed themselves to be jerks, and you have generated enough respect from us that we almost always listen to your rulings. And don't think you haven't accomplished anything; that this wasn't worth it. You managed to turn a silly forum game into a massive multiversal plotline, something that can be called "well-written." Not many people can do that, and do that well. I can see you growing up to become an author or script writer or game designer. And DTG2 has helped you improve your writing. It wasn't all a waste. So thank you again for taking your time to do this for us. The future of the DTG franchise looks bright. And none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 8

Antimatter Torpedoes: 17. Reloading...

==Actions==

Lothyra heals herself by using Megaversal. Then she looks at the Godmodder.

Well well well Richard, it seems you have decided to change your name. You want to hide behind your reputation. You feel that having a normal name makes you weaker. But let me tell you something. Do you know why characters in fictional works tend to live longer if they have names, while the nameless die left and right? That's because giving a character a real name makes them human. It makes the audience sympathize with them, just like how showing their face in a movie makes the audience sympathize with them. And do you know what human (and by this I mean sapient creatures) and "round" characters have? Flaws. Redeeming features. Personality traits. Ideals. Internal conflict. In short, they are interesting. The audience cares about them. But when you strip away that "humanness" and complexity by hiding your name, you become generic and boring. Just another baby-eating, dog-kicking villain with no motivation apart from "kill stuff because I'm evil MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" That's what you were before, and that's what you're becoming now. Just a mustache-twirling overlord that was vanquished by the "Good Guys." Is that really what you want to be remembered? You'll be in the same place as all of the Saturday morning cartoon villains. You'll be ultimately forgotten. Think about it. Are you human and round, or are you just somebody that we have to fight? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go damage you glorious image.

Lothyra then gets into the FPES and flies to the Head.

I give the Entity Orb 3 a lesson on kindness and respect.

First, it has to learn to be kind, even to people it hates. It is shown pictures of people it doesn't like (ALL AG'S, all AG entities, and, uh... it's mother?). If even a single bit of hatred enters its thoughts, I send 10,000,000 volts of electricity inside it. After 15 successful tries(and a few more unsuccessful ones), I move on,

Second, it must learn to be kind, even when it's life is threatened. It must say kind words to a group of 10,000 really buff Dragonball Z guys who beat it up with their fists. It must go a 1-hour period without trying to fight back or cease its stream of kind words, even after the point where pain would disable its motor functions. Failure results in the period starting over and another zap.

Finally, it must learn respect. An old guy comes up, and tells Entity Orb 3 to jump off a cliff, into spiky shark death world. If Entity Orb 3 refuses, I zap it. It asks about the purpose of the lesson, and I say that logic doesn't matter-he's old! YOU MUST RESPECT HIM! The entity orb must jump off the cliff, then stay in spiky shark death world for 10 hours before the old man lets him go. The old man happily tells him that the experience "built character"!

The entity orb gets so mad he tries to attack the old man, and I zap the Entity orb, and then realize that my lessons failed! I'll have to repeat them all over again!

The entity orb hears what I said and has a predictable reaction.

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $370 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I feed Build a potion of nectar

Love you too, Gutza.

-Epilogue-

-HMAS Ship/FseftrAI Mainframe-

(Thought this might be a nice, quick way to do something that would usually require a ton of writing and/or pictures. If you look somewhat closely, you can find out the actual (translated) name of both Blue and Red. Also, in case someone somehow knows this, I am aware those weren't actual last names of the noble houses, and it is done on purpose. )

I'm briefly enveloped by an image of a dragon that breathes a stream of white noise into Entity Orb number Three.

[MZ]: Embrace the inferno.

I channel the anger of Twin, and cause a STORM OF HATRED to envelope the ENTITY ORB.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 8

Antimatter Torpedoes: 17. Reloaded. Ready to use.

==Actions==

Lothyra injects herself with some adrenaline. She then looks down at the Incarnate's head.

So, here's your glorified metal face. It's so well-sculpted, so shining, so... destructible. Did you make note of my space station's... swan song? It had 3 kilograms of antimatter on it. If you do the calculations, that comes out to about... 129 megatons. That's more powerful than the full theoretical yield of the Tsar Bomba, which was 100 megatons. But the universe has far more powerful blasts it can throw at a planet. The asteroid that struck Earth 65 million years before their present had a yield of 100 teratons. That's 1000 times more powerful than the Tsar Bomba. But the object that caused the blast was only a couple of miles wide. Minuscule in planetary terms. And while it devastated everything within 1000 kilometers, after life recovered all that remained was a crater. A crater the size of the largest island of the state of Hawaii, but not very deep. It's incredible how resistant a planet is to impacts. Earth collided with a Mars-sized protoplanet in its infancy and survived. In fact, that collision created the Moon. But in Minecraftia, where the terrain is only 100 meters deep, the blast deflected outwards. Destroying life, leveling mountains, sending a titanic amount of ash into the atmosphere...

Lothyra looks melancholy.

It made me realize how fragile my home is. How fragile the surface is. Minecraftia doesn't have kilometers of rock to cushion the blast. The blast just destroys everything above bedrock. Do you see how dangerous these weapons are on this planet? Do you see why now I am loath to use antimatter as my main generator of explosive energy? Do you see how much death and destruction all of the incredibly powerful attacks that the Descendents use cause? And the narrative doesn't care if I use antimatter or plasma. I still deal the same amount of damage. But, on your giant beautiful metal face, I don't have to worry about the cracking bedrock. And I have a present for you.

Lothyra takes out the Antimatter Buster from the single Antimatter Buster Station she has. She loads it into the FPES's torpedo tube. Then she takes off, and aims the Antimatter Buster at the Incarnate's head.

With the sins of my past, I tell you to bite this nuke's shiny metal ass.

She fires, then quickly absconds. A titanic multi megaton blast vaporizes the Incarnate's head (it deals damage to every component).

Now his face reflects his soul.