TT found a semifix: Lots and lots of line breaks. Lots. And. Lots.
You could also just use [ hr ] around quotes as a delineator, instead of worrying about having the actual quote formatting. We can still see the member name. That will NOT break the [./p].
If this site supported HTML, I'd just throw < br/ > at it. But it doesn't? Does it?
...That's WEIRD. You can see some of the BBcode you typed, that got parsed (like [ hr ]) in the editor if you edit...
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Well, it's time to start this thing back up again after a nine-day-long hiatus. I'll be hyperlinking to posts instead of quoting them, since the quoting bug hasn't been fixed and, judging by the Minecraft Forum staff's complete lack of response on the subject, I doubt it will be any time soon.
It isn't that I don't want to railroad SCP-2317 out of the plot, it's that I don't want ANY side character to interfere with this fight because if you have a side character and another player doesn't, you have the advantage because you can effectively be in two places at the same time and your attacks have the potential to be twice as powerful as another player since two people are acting in one post.
But I'll compromise with you. SCP-2317 can act for you, but only when/if you're a zombie, and during that time, SCP-2317 will have all of YOUR powers, not his. So for all intents and purposes, it will be YOU, just with the rage of SCP-2317, and not his universe-destroying power. That's as far as I'm willing to go with this.
GODMODDER: How would me destroying the universe free the Employer? If anything, I'd be doing its job for it.
GODMODDER: And I'll have you know, I DID bust out of that tuba, and I was the one who killed Scratch in the end.
GODMODDER: If it wasn't for me, then the Employer would be HERE right now, and not at the edge of the Void.
GODMODDER: I would tell you to bow down on your knees and thank me, but I'm not even sure if you'll have knees by the end of today anyway, so why bother? GODMODDER: And I've... never really gotten over my tuba weakness. Not really. It just doesn't damage me anymore.
The Godmodder closes his eyes and puts the Incarnate on autopilot! Since the Incarnate was designed to function exactly like the Godmodder, it works perfectly well without the Godmodder's own input!
Since the Emerald Nova legally owns to pionoplayer and not to you, the Emerald Nova turns your hands into melting putty the instant you try to hold it! 4 damage to you! Since you've lost your grip on it, the Emerald Nova falls off of the Left Leg and back down to bedrock!
Whoa, you've read both threads? Welcome to the game! Unfortunately, you can't go up to the Chestplate right away! First you need to walk up the Legs (which will take one post) and then to the Chestplate (which will take another post)! When you walk up to the Chestplate successfully you can attack it.
The League of Godmodders don't collectively have 50,000 HP!
Even though you only have 100 XP to go before you can use a Comb Rave from where I am in the Echeladder and you've gotten to Level 10 by now, you still don't have a Comb Rave since you're not officially Level 10! Look, I'm not doing this to SPITE you, it's just how it WORKS! If you could just be patient, I'll get to you in the Echeladder eventually!
I didn't respond to your posts because you were using a side character during them, and using side characters is something I have REPEATEDLY said isn't allowed during this fight! Hopefully though, you can accept my compromise.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to me! Read my above response to you.
The UOSS falling onto the Battlefield did NOT kill everything, and it wouldn't even faze the Godmodder since the ONLY way he can be damaged is by having Trials be completed, as I've stated SEVERAL times! They still might consider it however, but mainly as a last resort...
Just because the Right Leg has lost its weak point and its stability doesn't mean it's completely inoperable! When you try to take plating off of the Leg, a circle glows around you and electricity courses through your entire body! You take 4 damage! It looks like some defensive measures are still in place...
Before Crusher can damage Pit further, you blast Crusher away, but don't damage him!
HAC TESSERACT: A modified version of the S.S. Supergiant that has an indefinite-range drive-ring seemingly powered by tesserae and the unfathomability of the fourth dimension. It can get from point A to point B at a right angle to reality.
I am not a player of the game, per se. Split and the League of Godmodders are game constructs and not necessarily side characters, so this rule doesn't necessarily apply to them. I am NOT making this rule up to spite you, I wouldn't do such a thing to you or any other player! And I'm definitely not leaving it unclear to mess with you, I HAVEN'T been making it unclear at all! What would I even have to gain from doing that?
I'm sorry that I didn't respond to your attacks with EXOS. I'm pretty sure that I thought that when you attempted to dispel the Curse of Anti-Entities, you were summoning EXOS as entities. I must not have read the "they can't be treated as entities" line at the bottom, and I apologize for that. Also, exactly how do you think the Curse of Anti-Respawns breaks gameplay? I'll be willing to listen to your concerns.
The Godmodder logs off of his computer for a moment. When he comes back on he announces that he's gotten a name change. He's not called Richard anymore, and he's doing this because I'm doing this because I'm sick of people calling the Godmodder "Richard" and not "the Godmodder". I really wonder why I decided it would be a good idea to give the Godmodder a name. It makes him something less than he actually is.
5,000 damage to Entity Orb 3! A Metal Plate rotates 90°, but doesn't take any damage! The antiantiantigodmium is too small to have any real effect on the large quantities of antiantigodmium that the Incarnate is made out of! And the Incarnate's made out of a bunch of different metals too, there's just a good chunk of antiantigodmium in the whole thing.
The Big One, All Of You Might Want To Duck And Cover For This:
There HAVE been precedents for removing respawns, remember Psi-Scratch? He killed you all in one shot and sent you all to Limbo! And the ONLY reasons the Godmodder hasn't done that yet because he doesn't want to be cheap, and his plan isn't solely dependent on your deaths! There HAVE been things that block respawns, so I want you to take that back! And even if there wasn't, did you SERIOUSLY think I wouldn't add at least one twist for the final battle?
Do you KNOW have many hours I've put into this game? Huh? Do you?? Do you KNOW what it's like? I don't think you do, and I don't think ANYONE does, because I don't think anyone has EVER put this much work into a game, not like I've had! I've tried so hard to make this game the best it could be! I've tried IMMENSELY hard! I listened to player feedback, I made a plot I thought would be interesting and others could enjoy, I kept track of the alchemies, I took it upon MYSELF to maintain the Echeladder and an extensive recap section, I took it upon MYSELF to make art for this game, and to think of all of the gameplay!
It takes me 4 hours to even post anymore! 4 hours EVERY DAY spent on this thing! I've wasted TWO YEARS on this game! TWO! YEARS! The only reason I haven't stopped by now is because I want this to be done, I want to finally see this game be over, I want to look back and say that it was worth it, but the sad thing is that I DON'T EVEN THINK IT IS! I know I've made a lot of mistakes, I know I've done things I regret, but I don't think this final battle is one of them! The post christening this final battle is the most true fun I've had with this game in a LONG time, because people were looking forward to it, and then the actual follow-up battle was great to the opinion of most! I've only heard a few complaints about it, and most of them were from YOU!
I've said SEVERAL TIMES that all the side characters are on the TARDIS and can't act, and yet you decided to use SCP-2317 anyway! Why? I DON'T KNOW! Because you wanted him to mind-control you, even when I had EXPLICITLY stated that no side-characters would participate in this battle? And then you accuse me of doing this to SPITE you? OF making it be INTENTIONALLY unclear, when I had, in my opinion, made it pretty damn clear?
This was NOT an ARBITRARY HIDDEN RULE! Everyone else followed it to the letter when I introduced it except Maniac, and when it was pointed out to him he LISTENED! I'm not doing this because I don't like you (in your words), I wouldn't block attacks based on who I liked or disliked! That's not how GMing WORKS, and if you think I would be as low as to do that to you, then I think your view of GMing is warped!
I COULD quit, you know! I really could! I'm honestly getting sick of not being able to do anything besides this, having to spend so long on it because it's grown so complicated and out of control! My family is, they're upset that I spend so long on this! I do this, ALL OF THIS, because I KNOW all of you want me to, and all of you EXPECT me to! When I don't update for a day, people ask "Is Twin dead or something?" Why does anyone even ask that? I don't have an obligation to do this at all! It's something I'm doing out of the goodness of my heart, out of my desire to make a story!
And if you think I should quit the game, Crusher, if you think that based on your disagreements with me I should stop moderating a game I've spent nearly two years on, then I really think it's time to re-evaluate where you stand here. If I quit, it will be based on my own decisions, not others'.
I have offered you a compromise. If you don't accept it and proceed to go down this path of accusing me of antagonizing you, then I don't think we can reach an agreement at all, and maybe you'll have to be the one to leave if you disagree with me so much.
The Red Dragon can move individual parts of itself at once that take up significantly less space than the sum of its mass, so he doesn't need a universe-sized object to kick off of! And besides, the Red Dragon's really just expanding, not moving per se. Even though expansion is a form of movement, it's like it's going in all directions and not just one direction. Does that make sense?
GODMODDER: I do Caps Lock well. It just makes you look like a blithering idiot when you do it.
GODMODDER: And besides, you can't just use it ALL the time unless you're really really upset about something. Like what Green Hoodie just did. I mean wow there was a lot of green lightning going around did you see that? Nah, you all saw that, you were all here.
GODMODDER: Oh, and you should be justifiably upset too. But anyway.
GODMODDER: It's true that Scratch did my job better than me, I suppose. He was temporarily the greatest godmodder, after all. But then he fell, and now I'M back on top.
GODMODDER: And it's true that the Vord did my job better than me. I guess I don't have an answer to that. I'm just as upset about it as you are though, I'll give you that.
GODMODDER: Why else do you think I'm trying to make this as epic as possible?
You call forth the ruined powers of the Nether and summon a gargantuan Ghast in front of the Chestplate! This Ghast's eyes open to reveal soulless black pits with fragile spirits contained within... And on top of the Ghast's head is the most powerful hat of all time: the Ghastly Gibus. The Ghast's essence suddenly becomes entombed inside of the hat, which falls to your hand. The hat has turned pure white and appears to be made from Ghast skin. You aim the hat at...
I'll give you the same compromise: you can use a side character to act while you're a zombie, as long as they retain all of YOUR powers and not THEIRS. In this case it would probably be Tricky limiting his power as a fun game/challenge to set for himself.
You move up to the Chestplate! The Godmodder pulls out a book on counterswears, repeating many ancient expletives that throw the pain right back at Old Man Elderly!
The Godmodder didn't control every computer, he just controlled computers that had copies of Minecraft installed! And the Godmodder has been shown to be able to break past any defense built in a computer, and can edit computer code and the way computers run! (He can make computers work if they're not plugged in, make it so computers are impossible to turn off...) So the Godmodder had effectively made his virus impossible to defend against!
The Godmodder uses the Incarnate to deploy a Godmodder Decoy that flashsteps to you and switches the potions himself while you drink them! The Godmodder isn't disrupting reality with this, so the Anchors have no effect! You drink the harming potion and take 3 damage!
8,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
The Godmodder influences your roll a bit.
1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
You become trapped inside a decaying computer simulation and ultimately dissolve into pixels and code, taking 6 damage!
You initiate Strife with Golden Freddy. Since Golden Freddy is Tazz's character at this point, I'll let Tazz decide how to respond. (Yes, this means babysphee somehow got onto the TARDIS. I've decided to eschew logic with this particular sideplot, because FNAFB throws conventional logic out the window anyway.)
You expend 2 Hog Slop, 6 Elf Tears, and 3 Pie Filling.
You gaze longingly at Dawn's Law, a futile and broken attempt to replicate the divinity of the Dawn Machine. Now that you have Deus Ex Machina, you wonder if you could somehow turn Dawn's Law into something more than the sum of its parts, and turn into a fully-fledged Dawn Machine. You decide to try. You point Deus Ex Machina at the Dawn Machine, lifting it into the air and empowering Dawn's Law with the purest Judgements. The machine begins to grow, stellar clockwork and gears being added towards it. Eventually, a small yet blue-hot dwarf star forms below the machine, which grows in size extremely rapidly, tendrils of light growing that take the shape of limbs. Slowly but surely, the star has formed a giant humanoid figure, which swirls into Dawn's Law and is able to temporarily change it into a worthy Dawn Machine: the Dawn of Man. It fires a singular supernova at Entity Orb 3, dealing 30,000 damage!
Whoa, it's Minor! Welcome back! If you feel like posting regularly and have questions about the current state of the game, feel free to ask on the Forge or PM me. We're in final-battle-mode right now, in case you couldn't tell.
Split uses Temporal Piano, raising up Broken Anachronism! The helical golden pattern etched into the weapon's organ pipe glows intensely, causing the entire pipe to resemble a golden column of energy! The pipe then retreats into the weapon, apparently vanishing entirely! A small bronze spike appears in its place. Split grins, and a rather large pipe organ appears above the weapon. The organ flies down and attaches itself on the spike, locking in place.
Now, red energy starts traveling up Broken Anachronism and into the pipe organ, supercharging it with some sort of temporal energy. Split moves over and begins to play some sort of dirge on the organ, literal blasts of red energy surging out of the instrument's pipes! A dull red glow completely independent from the perpetual oblivion of the field surrounds the Incarnate, and when Split plays one last note, the Chestplate becomes a solid red color, explosions rocking back and forth across the Metal Plates that deal 50,000 damage to one!
Now that I'm protected from attack, I can feel free to do whatever I want! I charge at the Chestplate, creating a large green drill that, when exposed to the Incarnate, turns into a tissue that turns into a PS4 that turns into a cannonball that turns into an endangered species of orangutan that turns into a Godmodder Decoy that turns into the FEZ that turns into the ruined hull of a ship that turns into some tetrominoes that turns into a Tac that turns into The World's Best TothBrush that turns into a soccer ball that turns into several tons of living eyeballs that turns into a drop of water that turns into the most potent explosive of all time! 35,000 damage to a Breastplate!
The Legion of Godmodders prepares to summon another entity next turn... They decide to target the Chestplate like everyone else! They split up into two groups, one near the Breastplates and another near Entity Orb 3! The first group rises up and spontaneously creates a holographic Greek letter, Aa! Not satisfied, the godmodders concentrate, the letter shifting from Aa to Bb to Gg to Dd... The godmodders ultimately cycle through every Greek letter and back to Aa, the cycle continuing again, over and over, until the letters have been reduced to a kaleidoscopic constantly-shifting mess of language and pure thought! Afterimages of the letters radiate and fractallize off of each other until, finally, the cycle abruptly stops at the thirteenth Greek letter: Nn, or Nu. The weight of all that the letter implies and carries is forcefully slammed into the Breastplates: a degree of freedom, the frequency of a wave, volume, viscosity, neutrinos, the true anomaly that defines the position of a body moving along an orbit... The Incarnate is picked up, spun in an elliptical orbit, and thrown onto the ground, creating a large amount of cracks in bedrock! 50,000 damage to a Breastplate!
The second group prepares their own attack, rising up and causing no light to shine anywhere on the battlefield! Suddenly, an orange neon square flickers into existence, preparing a boot-up sequence... Several other orange squares slides into diamond-like shapes in front of the square, and they all rotate in a circular way around each other, forming shapes reminiscent of spirographical patterns! A loading bar appears in the middle, and when it is full, the squares stop spinning. The other squares slide away from each other, and the original square grows exponentially in size, calibrating itself! A cube appears in its middle, rotating around and configuring itself to the godmodders' whims... A short bass sound plays, and the cube shrinks, visions of three-dimensional soundscapes and lightscapes forged from virtual neon shining around the entire field! The Incarnate becomes enveloped in them, and soon enough, the parallel and perpendicular rainbows beheld through the cube's glory shift at a right angle to the view of everyone, heading into the fourth dimension as a way to strike the Incarnate through ways unseen. But the Incarnate has prepared, and throws up fourth-dimensional defenses to nullify the super hypercubes' essences... Ultimately though, the prime cube, which has been shrinking all the while, collapses in on itself, snuffing out the grand displays and ripping the Entity Orb's own essence away! 50,000 damage!
Metroid Prime fires at the Chestplate, dealing 8,000 damage to a Metal Plate! Said Plate isn't Corrupted with Phazon, though...
The Legion of Godmodders converges on the Left Leg, whose Oblivion Canister has become open for target! The Legion of Godmodders absorb the Oblivion Canister's godmodding energies for their own use, raising their Secret Charge by another +10%! Metallic stretching and straining noises fill the air all around the Left Leg, the Leg's joints collapsing! Explosions and scrap metal run rampant as the Left Leg loses its stability, its systems almost entirely cutting short... The Godmodder curses, the Incarnate bringing more power to its flamethrower jets! The two cones of flame piercing through the field, red and purple, grow in size, lifting pressure off of the Legs and giving the Incarnate more stability!
The Godmodder is unable to get the taunts all of you threw at him out of his head... His already-fragile psyche is beginning to fall apart! It looks like you all have done a great job capitalizing on Notch's advice of mentally torturing the Godmodder while attacking the Incarnate... After that explosive volley of attacks is said and done, the Godmodder returns to manual control of the Incarnate, any roadblocks in place engineered by players absent since their turn has come and gone.
The Chestplate roars like a furnace, all of you on it losing some balance! The Chestplate proceeds to use up all three meters of its Chaos Bar, its teal metallic plating retreating inward, the Chestplate's very surface shifting... Now, grey metal has comprised the entire Chestplate: grey metal that is very, very hot. The Chestplate intentionally malfunctions, weapons firing everywhere at once and cooling systems being completely ignored! The Chestplate might as well have burst into flames; a dull orange glow surrounds the entire thing, small parts of the plating actually melting! And every player on the Chestplate is caught up in the onslaught... The Chestplate has Overheated, and so have all of you! This status effect will lower the max and current HP of every player on the chestplate by 5 for three turns...
The Right Arm's fist retracts its on itself, turning into an amethyst blender with added vaccuum-actionâ„¢! The force of the Right Blender is so powerful that its reach is inescapable; wherever it points, everything is sucked up... Even stray pebbles of bedrock aren't safe, and the cracks in bedrock are intensifying all the while! The Blender is quickly aimed at Split, causing a large portion of Apocalypse Hill to be sucked up, including Split! He tries to teleport away and use decoy timeclones, but it is all for naught... Split's time powers, what with time having stopped like a scratched record, aren't especially potent without an instrument to focus them with! Hey, thanks for the tip. I could have used THAT five seconds ago. Don't mention it. Now let me narrate your death. WHAT Ha, just kidding. I won't do that just yet. JUST YET? Shush.
Split is absorbed into the might of the Blender. Inside of the Godarm now, he can find no weak spots in its circuitry or armor. In fact, even though he's inside the Godarm, it doesn't look like he really is at all! He's in a predictable dark expanse, with a small town on horizon. Limbo fresh on his mind, he grudgingly trudges forward, with not much else to do. There, he finds a race of anthropmorphic Minecraft blocks and blenders that are all discussing their soon-to-arrive tragic fate and the end times. Split asks what's going on. Hey, what's going on? he says. The townspeople say that they've been trapped in this Blender ever since its activation fifty years ago. Wasn't this thing just made a few minutes ago? Split sighs. The townspeople all get skulls for eyes and have no mouths, how DARE this complete outsider completely tarnish their most sacred of backstories, he's a witch, A WITCH, BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
Okay okay hold on. Did any of this REALLY happen? Seriously, skulls for eyes? I feel like you're doing this JUST to make me take as much damage as possible. Alright alright fine, I was stretching the truth there. I mean yeah you're in the Blender but there aren't any townspeople. Hah, you see? I was right. Okay let me find out what really happened. Where was I? Uh...stray pebbles of bedrock, wait, no... ....time having stopped like, no that's not it... oh right! Split is absorbed into the might of the Blender. Inside of the Godarm now, he can find no weak spots in its circuitry or armor. In fact, even though he's inside the Godarm, it doesn't look like he really is at all! He's in a predictable dark expanse, with only one inhabitant: a RED Sniper reading a newspaper. He looks up from it and at Split. "Here's a touching story," the Sniper says.
He proceeds to tell a touching story about three unlikely best friends who decided they wanted to be astronauts and hitched a ride on a rocket as it was going up into space (the rocket exploded a la Challenger), a medic sneaking around a corner to find the latest in news, a prisoner of war being interrogated by a local policeman by forcing him to eat fishcake, an elaborate nighttime ritual that must be performed by a Sniper which summons a devilish spy and a towering homonculus that has no head and arms made of heads, three friends frolicking around a battlefield, torsos contorting and laughing all the while, two mortal enemies piloting a ghost disembodied eyeball and a unicorn respectively in a high-speed chase firing guns at each other, a Soldier about to perform the greatest slam dunk of all time, a spasming medic who has lost both of his eyeballs to knives and is screaming his head off hopefully not literally, another elaborate nighttime ritual that must be performed by a Demoman with the most hallowed of swords, the Eyelander, that allows the user to feel and know everything and call upon the past lives of several ghosts,
*deep breath*
a man in an asbestos-lined suit that has lost control of his limbs and the laws of physics, contorting in positions that would make the tentacles of eldritch abominations seem like playthings, an intense shootout on top of a car with several people using humanoid figures as guns that fire no ammo, a meeting with several spies that goes sour when all of them point guns at each other, a robotic soldier that tries to figure out what love is but suffers a critical error and malfunctions, a series of photos of an Engineer and Sniper that are both shocked in various places, the Horseless Headless Horsemann himself staring down a Medic and a Pyro (who try to keep quiet about the whole thing), a drunken Demoman that tries to give a taunting speech to his enemies but passes out and burps, a series of soldiers wearing increasingly extravagant hats positioned on a radio tower that replace each other and declare that today is a good day, a team of robotic scouts initiating a dance that involves slapping their own backsides (a nearby Engineer would later declare that it just isn't right),
*deep breath*
a poignant reunion between a man and his girlfriend/wife/thing who both wear increasingly extravagant hats that is set to an orchestra of Medics who are using bonesaws as musical instruments, a bystander who is mercilessly assaulted by rounded stickybombs that slam into his person and cause him to fall to the ground, a beautiful fairy heavy who pirouettes into the air to the applause of an audience and re-materializes through the floor not a second later, a hatless figure who has somehow given the laws of gravity the middle finger and is flying into the air in a melancholic way, a team captain who is surveying the battlefield but is interrupted by a conglomerate of rabid drunken black Scottish cyclopes that give a blood-curdling shriek and slam into the captain (this part is rendered in excruciating slow-motion),
*deep breath*
a fearsome gang of menacing mercenaries clad in the latest demonic headwear, slowly walking/beckoning towards some unseen target, a man in a room of telephones that is clutching his head and undergoing an onset of severe tinnitus over an omnipresent ringing in his ears, a scene at a bar with a robotic heavy figure that severely cripples an enemy scout and proceeds to accept a cold drink, another trio of friends frolicking around with contorting limbs and gravity-defying actions, an elder heavy who is preaching an especially powerful sermon about what great power can be held in the act of pootising a dispenser (his followers repeat his message eagerly, arms outstretched in imitation), another man in an asbestos suit at a system of computers, controlling the movements of a large insectoid alien that has speared two of the man's friends, a suited man that is slowly backing away from a herd of hostile Engideers who are aggressively lengthening their necks, a heroic medic with radiant glasses and bonesaws for wings that is flying triumphantly across a battlefield, a grunting man horizontally levitating/sliding across the floor, two mortal enemies that engage in a fearsome duel punctuated by a clashing of swords that is cut short by the surprise appearance of a neutral third party, a rabid warmongering Scout, and last but not least, a group shot of the nine "heroes" of the story: the RED mercenaries of Team Fortress 2. All of their faces become grotesquely mutated in various ways a millisecond before the end of the story.
Split has stared at the Sniper in silence throughout all of this. After the Sniper is done, silence continues to pervade the room. Split wonders what any of that had to do with anything or how that would deal damage at all, but the Sniper breaks the silence with a hearty laugh: a laugh that takes a turn for the worse as it continues to play in one pitch, horribly glitching out, with the Sniper's neck twisting and turning and causing his head to spasm. Split can feel reality un-writing himself as he becomes transported to every location in that story, taking the brunt of every attack, becoming the butt of every joke, and becoming every character at once. Because of this horrible existential crisis (and this attack is repeated with the Godarm too, becoming its own Blender and sucking Split up in that in synchrony with the Right Arm (yes this means Split is in two arms at once but this shouldn't bother you since he's at every point in that story at once too)), Split takes 80,000 damage! OW. Last but not least, the Head fires another volley of eye lasers at Split, dealing 20,000 damage to him.
Because both Legs are gone, you no longer have to waste a post climbing up the Legs to get to the Chestplate! In addition, I've changed Zombie mechanics: earlier, you couldn't be healed if you were attacked by a Zombie until said Zombie was killed, but now I'm making it so you can't be healed for one turn.
As a side note: I'm pretty sure this is the longest non-story EOTB I've ever done. Enjoy this unprecedented surge of creativity from me while it lasts.
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Split: [N] HP: 77,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 142,500/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Blocked by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30/25.
Left Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Godarm Tip and reveal Oblivion Buster.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Godarm: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Can turn into any weapon. Circles of energy can godmod attacks.
Godarm Tip: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Godarm and Left Shoulder.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Right Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Wrist Joint and reveal Corruption Buster.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Omega Mechanism: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Hand can detach and fly around. Circle of energy can godmod attacks.
Wrist Joint: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Omega Mechanism and Right Shoulder.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 2/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 6/20. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 11/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
gutza1: [AG] HP: 8/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%. Overheat: III
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
MarmaladeShoes: [AG] HP: 14/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 9/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 11/20. Overheat: III
K4yne: [N] HP: 20/20. Overheat: III
Breastplates: [PG] HP: 160,000/250,000. (x1.) 250,000/250,000. (x1.) Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 36,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x6.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 285,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None. Poison: II
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Corruption: III
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor. NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 6,000/50,000. Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 4,000/50,000.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
Sorry Twin, I just got really annoyed. Of course, I am likely still going to try to eat you, but thats because I AM technically still a zombie.
And honestly, I knew that the whole point of the anti-side-character thing was to prevent multiple actions, which was why I was still only taking 1 action per turn. I just wanted to add some flavor to my posts (I literally was going to do the same thing anyways, I just thought it would be more interesting to use SCP-2317), so I honestly thought you would let that through because I was still only taking 1 action per turn, especially since you said "In fact, that gives him just enough time to take everyone's side characters (not just the Planet Express Crew, anyone that would serve as an additional action/attack in your posts) and loads them into the TARDIS too.". The issue was that despite the fact that I stated afterwards that I was going to do the same things SCP-2317 did, I still ended up losing a whole turn of attacks over the misunderstanding. However, I will stats that SCP-2317 will still go away, because I did not think his attacks through (why would he give up an all-you-can-eat buffet in an offscreen universe to try to get revenge on the one thing that could kill him?), and that that was actually me pretending to be SCP-2317 if those attacks are let through (or just drop those attacks away anyways). So yes I did have a legitimate point, but I still took it out of proportion.
EDIT: About why I think the Curse of Anti-Respawn ruins gameplay, basically: if you spent a whole game trying to defeat a main villian, and then at the end you got mind controlled and had to help the villian you spent the whole game fighting, would you quit?
>I try to attack Crusher48 as a joke when we're on separate legs, meaning it shouldn't have even worked (He was on Right, i was on Left)
>It somehow goes through
>Crusher48 attacks me despite still being on separate parts meaning it also shouldn't have worked (That time i was on the Chestplate and he never could have moved and then attacked me on that post because he was still technically on the Right Leg)
>I try to attack Crusher48 as a joke when we're on separate legs, meaning it shouldn't have even worked (He was on Right, i was on Left)
>It somehow goes through
>Crusher48 attacks me despite still being on separate parts meaning it also shouldn't have worked (That time i was on the Chestplate and he never could have moved and then attacked me on that post because he was still technically on the Right Leg)
>That goes through
why?
You attacked my decoy, and then I threw and enderpearl into your face (if you know how to use it, that basically means a one-man Fastball Special)
[ FLIPPING EDITING MADE THE CRUSHERQUOTE BREAK HATRED ]
Let's break this down:
1. I joke attack you during a scenario in which neither of us can make this work and move in a way that it still doesn't work.
2. You try to make that work, but doing so would null the post you made attacking me, forcing you to move to the chestplate.
3. During none of your 3 posts did you even attempt to move closer to me, meaning it couldn't work, hence why i said in my post 2 "Seriously, did you not realize we were on separate parts?"
4. You can't retcon like that to make something that didn't work work because it still wouldn't because of the movement. It's already been done and quoted by Twin, you cannot backstep to justify your means.
5. I was specifically more directing that to Twin because it seemed like an oversight on his part because of gameplay rules.
...And apparently the editor's Quote feature (not quoting people, using the " thing) doesn't break by editing. We may have a possible fix beginning...
Well, you punched me in the face first, so if Twinbuilder let you punch me in the face, he has to let me bite your hand off. How about we avoid causing a page-long debate over this?
Wow. I did not expect my "Reason you Suck Speech" to cause the Godmodder to forgo his turn. I'm actually somewhat proud. I guess, since I never moved, I run straight up the left leg. If I can, I move to the chest plate. I then start a Chain Attack A La Xenoblade Chronicles.
"FINAL CROSS!!!!!"
Mechanics of Xenoblade Chain Attacks: Chain attacks allow for certain bonus effects which would be resisted otherwise to go through as normal. Final Cross, for instance, forces topple on an enemy, which makes certain every follow up attack hits. During Chain Attacks, because Video Game Logic, the enemy is absolutely still.
The other major mechanic is the Multiplier. Every art in the game is either Colorless or colored. The Multiplier starts out at one for the first attack. If it is followed by a colorless art or an art of the same color, the multiplier moves up by one. If a colorless art is used, any attack can follow, and it will raise the multiplier. The multiplier goes up to 5, and is the factor by which damage is multiplied by. A 4000 damage attack with a 3 multiplier would do 12000 damage.
Current Multiplier: 1
Use Green or Colorless arts to raise the multiplier!
Note, everyone who participates in the chain attack uses up one action, and no more. However, they can continue it as long as: They continue the attack within 7 attacks of the last attack, and they were not the last person to attack. Basically, the only way this works is by using, "The real superpower of teamwork".
Twinbuilder, I recommend looking up the exact bonuses of each art as they come up: I am going to sleep for the day, so if anyone continues the attack, I cannot explain the exact circumstances of the attack. Sorry about that.
Now watch as no one responds to this!
Also, did my "Talking is a free action" joke not count, because I don't see it referenced.
Well, you punched me in the face first, so if Twinbuilder let you punch me in the face, he has to let me bite your hand off. How about we avoid causing a page-long debate over this?
/null
I don't think you get the point of why this shouldn't have worked: THERE WAS NO WAY IT COULD'VE WORKED WITHIN NORMAL GAME PARAMETERS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Even ignoring that, you still weren't in range of attacking because i was on a different area then you at all times during last turn, and if we can't attack the Left Arm while on the Chestplate, then a player on the Right Leg shouldn't be able to interact with a player on the Left Leg/Chestplate (And that actually happened: see TT2000 Post 2/3). It's that what i'm getting at: Why is this kind of inconsistency going through a ton?
And unrelated: i found the source of what's making quotes break: the part is removed when you begin editing because i'm not sure yet (could be how text is formatted in showing the editing window).
But enough rambling, let's do a turn:
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
I tell FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW to just use a second action to move to the chestplate and then start the combo to ensure it works. I then continue with the barrage of attacks against the Chestplate, this time in brilliant Commando Bomb-flavored explosives! (PitTheAngel does not condone the eating of Commando Bombs seriously why would you even want to eat bombs i shouldn't even need to disclaim this seriously are we that bad at common sense nowadays)
Pit, it's not quite that simple? I mean p tags get added to the quote opening (heck if I know why) so that also messes things up.
Anyways, I pull the Cherub's Monado from the depths of my mind, since I can't get Beat to do anything, and follow up on the Chain Attack with a Monado Eater, damaging the Entity Orb on the chestplate and inflicting Bleed on it.
My Action: I capture an Omega Godmodder, then teleport off to the End with him. "Okay, not-the-Godmodder-but-still-a-godmodder, there are 2 ways out of this. Either you cure me, in which case I send you back with an honor guard of endermen, or you fail to cure me, in which case I eat you, which should cure me anyways. For the record, since you have shown the ability to just ignore the Godmodder's curses before, I doubt you lack the power to do this (OOC: even if he does lack the power, I honestly don't care). And just in case you try anything, watch all those eyes looking at you (hint: they are the 1st ESFB, which will perform the Combat Operandi of the same name if you try anything other than curing me). So, which option do you choose?"
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The thread's in a sort of hiatus, don't bother acting.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
In the meantime I play a sort of waiting song:
I'll be making my great escape now!
Twin, if you log on and the issue isnt fixed, change the title to [FINAL BATTLE - VS MODERATORS] or something like that.
[quote=Crusher48;../../../members/Crusher48;435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25418]Twin, if you log on and the issue isnt fixed, change the title to [FINAL BATTLE - VS MODERATORS] or something like that.[quote=5l1n65h07;../../../members/5l1n65h07;435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25417]In the meantime I play a sort of waiting song:I've done it! The extremely long way. Make one post with one quote and make another with another quote and copy and paste one quote into another postJust a testAnd editing messes it up.
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It always messes up when you try to edit
I'll be making my great escape now!
Hey hey hey!
As if it hadn't been linked a bunch of times before...
GO TO THE FORGE THREAD PEOPLE!!!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
So, updates:
TT found a semifix: Lots and lots of line breaks. Lots. And. Lots.
You could also just use [ hr ] around quotes as a delineator, instead of worrying about having the actual quote formatting. We can still see the member name. That will NOT break the [./p].
If this site supported HTML, I'd just throw < br/ > at it. But it doesn't? Does it?
...That's WEIRD. You can see some of the BBcode you typed, that got parsed (like [ hr ]) in the editor if you edit...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Well, it's time to start this thing back up again after a nine-day-long hiatus. I'll be hyperlinking to posts instead of quoting them, since the quoting bug hasn't been fixed and, judging by the Minecraft Forum staff's complete lack of response on the subject, I doubt it will be any time soon.
5l1n65h07 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25254
You move to the Right Leg!
TSFHISEPIC Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25255
3,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
Crusher48 Nullpost:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25256
It isn't that I don't want to railroad SCP-2317 out of the plot, it's that I don't want ANY side character to interfere with this fight because if you have a side character and another player doesn't, you have the advantage because you can effectively be in two places at the same time and your attacks have the potential to be twice as powerful as another player since two people are acting in one post.
But I'll compromise with you. SCP-2317 can act for you, but only when/if you're a zombie, and during that time, SCP-2317 will have all of YOUR powers, not his. So for all intents and purposes, it will be YOU, just with the rage of SCP-2317, and not his universe-destroying power. That's as far as I'm willing to go with this.
Netpatham Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25257
GODMODDER: How would me destroying the universe free the Employer? If anything, I'd be doing its job for it.
GODMODDER: And I'll have you know, I DID bust out of that tuba, and I was the one who killed Scratch in the end.
GODMODDER: If it wasn't for me, then the Employer would be HERE right now, and not at the edge of the Void.
GODMODDER: I would tell you to bow down on your knees and thank me, but I'm not even sure if you'll have knees by the end of today anyway, so why bother?
GODMODDER: And I've... never really gotten over my tuba weakness. Not really. It just doesn't damage me anymore.
The Godmodder closes his eyes and puts the Incarnate on autopilot! Since the Incarnate was designed to function exactly like the Godmodder, it works perfectly well without the Godmodder's own input!
insert_generic_username Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25259
Since the Emerald Nova legally owns to pionoplayer and not to you, the Emerald Nova turns your hands into melting putty the instant you try to hold it! 4 damage to you! Since you've lost your grip on it, the Emerald Nova falls off of the Left Leg and back down to bedrock!
+3 HP to Tazz!
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25260
Whoa, you've read both threads? Welcome to the game! Unfortunately, you can't go up to the Chestplate right away! First you need to walk up the Legs (which will take one post) and then to the Chestplate (which will take another post)! When you walk up to the Chestplate successfully you can attack it.
Next two AG attacks will minicrit!
Crusher48 Nullpost:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25261
The League of Godmodders don't collectively have 50,000 HP!
Even though you only have 100 XP to go before you can use a Comb Rave from where I am in the Echeladder and you've gotten to Level 10 by now, you still don't have a Comb Rave since you're not officially Level 10! Look, I'm not doing this to SPITE you, it's just how it WORKS! If you could just be patient, I'll get to you in the Echeladder eventually!
I didn't respond to your posts because you were using a side character during them, and using side characters is something I have REPEATEDLY said isn't allowed during this fight! Hopefully though, you can accept my compromise.
PitTheAngel Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25266
Crusher doesn't take any damage! His teeth appear to be unbreakable...
You move up to the Chestplate!
Crusher48 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25267
Minicritted 7,500 damage to me! Read my above response to you.
The UOSS falling onto the Battlefield did NOT kill everything, and it wouldn't even faze the Godmodder since the ONLY way he can be damaged is by having Trials be completed, as I've stated SEVERAL times! They still might consider it however, but mainly as a last resort...
ManiacMasteR Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25268
3,000 damage to a Metal Plate! You rupture your own eardrums and damage yourself; 2 damage!
Crusher48 Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25270
4 damage to Pit!
insert_generic_username Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25271
Minicritted 12,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints! +3 HP to Tazz!
+3 HP!
Netpatham Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25272
Just because the Right Leg has lost its weak point and its stability doesn't mean it's completely inoperable! When you try to take plating off of the Leg, a circle glows around you and electricity courses through your entire body! You take 4 damage! It looks like some defensive measures are still in place...
You move up to the Chestplate!
5,000 damage to a Breastplate!
Amperz4nd Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25273
You move up to the Chestplate!
12,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
Before Crusher can damage Pit further, you blast Crusher away, but don't damage him!
HAC TESSERACT: A modified version of the S.S. Supergiant that has an indefinite-range drive-ring seemingly powered by tesserae and the unfathomability of the fourth dimension. It can get from point A to point B at a right angle to reality.
Crusher48 Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25274
I am not a player of the game, per se. Split and the League of Godmodders are game constructs and not necessarily side characters, so this rule doesn't necessarily apply to them. I am NOT making this rule up to spite you, I wouldn't do such a thing to you or any other player! And I'm definitely not leaving it unclear to mess with you, I HAVEN'T been making it unclear at all! What would I even have to gain from doing that?
I'm sorry that I didn't respond to your attacks with EXOS. I'm pretty sure that I thought that when you attempted to dispel the Curse of Anti-Entities, you were summoning EXOS as entities. I must not have read the "they can't be treated as entities" line at the bottom, and I apologize for that. Also, exactly how do you think the Curse of Anti-Respawns breaks gameplay? I'll be willing to listen to your concerns.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25276
You run into the same problem.
Your quote bounces off of the Beard, but it strikes through the Godmodder... The Incarnate grows still.
engie_ninja Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25277
You move up to the Chestplate!
Does this mean that you're planning to use your Comb Rave soon/now?
Irecreeper Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25278
You move up to the Chestplate!
The attack, plus UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE, deals 25,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
The_Nonexistent_Tazz Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25279
You move up to the Chestplate!
Oblivion's Topper deals 35,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
Netpatham Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25280
The Godmodder logs off of his computer for a moment. When he comes back on he announces that he's gotten a name change. He's not called Richard anymore, and he's doing this because I'm doing this because I'm sick of people calling the Godmodder "Richard" and not "the Godmodder". I really wonder why I decided it would be a good idea to give the Godmodder a name. It makes him something less than he actually is.
5,000 damage to Entity Orb 3! A Metal Plate rotates 90°, but doesn't take any damage! The antiantiantigodmium is too small to have any real effect on the large quantities of antiantigodmium that the Incarnate is made out of! And the Incarnate's made out of a bunch of different metals too, there's just a good chunk of antiantigodmium in the whole thing.
The Big One, All Of You Might Want To Duck And Cover For This:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25281
You think I should quit this game?
YOU THINK I SHOULD QUIT THIS GAME?
There HAVE been precedents for removing respawns, remember Psi-Scratch? He killed you all in one shot and sent you all to Limbo! And the ONLY reasons the Godmodder hasn't done that yet because he doesn't want to be cheap, and his plan isn't solely dependent on your deaths! There HAVE been things that block respawns, so I want you to take that back! And even if there wasn't, did you SERIOUSLY think I wouldn't add at least one twist for the final battle?
Do you KNOW have many hours I've put into this game? Huh? Do you?? Do you KNOW what it's like? I don't think you do, and I don't think ANYONE does, because I don't think anyone has EVER put this much work into a game, not like I've had! I've tried so hard to make this game the best it could be! I've tried IMMENSELY hard! I listened to player feedback, I made a plot I thought would be interesting and others could enjoy, I kept track of the alchemies, I took it upon MYSELF to maintain the Echeladder and an extensive recap section, I took it upon MYSELF to make art for this game, and to think of all of the gameplay!
It takes me 4 hours to even post anymore! 4 hours EVERY DAY spent on this thing! I've wasted TWO YEARS on this game! TWO! YEARS! The only reason I haven't stopped by now is because I want this to be done, I want to finally see this game be over, I want to look back and say that it was worth it, but the sad thing is that I DON'T EVEN THINK IT IS! I know I've made a lot of mistakes, I know I've done things I regret, but I don't think this final battle is one of them! The post christening this final battle is the most true fun I've had with this game in a LONG time, because people were looking forward to it, and then the actual follow-up battle was great to the opinion of most! I've only heard a few complaints about it, and most of them were from YOU!
I've said SEVERAL TIMES that all the side characters are on the TARDIS and can't act, and yet you decided to use SCP-2317 anyway! Why? I DON'T KNOW! Because you wanted him to mind-control you, even when I had EXPLICITLY stated that no side-characters would participate in this battle? And then you accuse me of doing this to SPITE you? OF making it be INTENTIONALLY unclear, when I had, in my opinion, made it pretty damn clear?
This was NOT an ARBITRARY HIDDEN RULE! Everyone else followed it to the letter when I introduced it except Maniac, and when it was pointed out to him he LISTENED! I'm not doing this because I don't like you (in your words), I wouldn't block attacks based on who I liked or disliked! That's not how GMing WORKS, and if you think I would be as low as to do that to you, then I think your view of GMing is warped!
I COULD quit, you know! I really could! I'm honestly getting sick of not being able to do anything besides this, having to spend so long on it because it's grown so complicated and out of control! My family is, they're upset that I spend so long on this! I do this, ALL OF THIS, because I KNOW all of you want me to, and all of you EXPECT me to! When I don't update for a day, people ask "Is Twin dead or something?" Why does anyone even ask that? I don't have an obligation to do this at all! It's something I'm doing out of the goodness of my heart, out of my desire to make a story!
And if you think I should quit the game, Crusher, if you think that based on your disagreements with me I should stop moderating a game I've spent nearly two years on, then I really think it's time to re-evaluate where you stand here. If I quit, it will be based on my own decisions, not others'.
I have offered you a compromise. If you don't accept it and proceed to go down this path of accusing me of antagonizing you, then I don't think we can reach an agreement at all, and maybe you'll have to be the one to leave if you disagree with me so much.
CobaltShade Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25282
You move up to the Chestplate! +3 HP to Tazz!
10,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Talist Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25283
Eh, it doesn't really matter what weapon you use, I'll just have the name stay the same but the effects be different.
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SILICON SNIPE - SCRAPYARD STRIFE
15,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
The Red Dragon can move individual parts of itself at once that take up significantly less space than the sum of its mass, so he doesn't need a universe-sized object to kick off of! And besides, the Red Dragon's really just expanding, not moving per se. Even though expansion is a form of movement, it's like it's going in all directions and not just one direction. Does that make sense?
GODMODDER: I do Caps Lock well. It just makes you look like a blithering idiot when you do it.
GODMODDER: And besides, you can't just use it ALL the time unless you're really really upset about something. Like what Green Hoodie just did. I mean wow there was a lot of green lightning going around did you see that? Nah, you all saw that, you were all here.
GODMODDER: Oh, and you should be justifiably upset too. But anyway.
GODMODDER: It's true that Scratch did my job better than me, I suppose. He was temporarily the greatest godmodder, after all. But then he fell, and now I'M back on top.
GODMODDER: And it's true that the Vord did my job better than me. I guess I don't have an answer to that. I'm just as upset about it as you are though, I'll give you that.
GODMODDER: Why else do you think I'm trying to make this as epic as possible?
Amperz4nd Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25284
Since you attacked the Chestplate, you have to stay there for the entire round now!
nulitor Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25285
3,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints! The Godmodder would stop you from turning more people into Alpha Godmodders.
K4yne Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25286
You move up to the Chestplate!
+4 HP to Maniac!
> K4yne: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GHASTLY - GHOSTLY
You call forth the ruined powers of the Nether and summon a gargantuan Ghast in front of the Chestplate! This Ghast's eyes open to reveal soulless black pits with fragile spirits contained within... And on top of the Ghast's head is the most powerful hat of all time: the Ghastly Gibus. The Ghast's essence suddenly becomes entombed inside of the hat, which falls to your hand. The hat has turned pure white and appears to be made from Ghast skin. You aim the hat at...
At what exactly?
engie_ninja Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25287
You move to the Godarm.
gutza1 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25288
Failed due to Corruption! You move up to the Chestplate!
MarmaladeShoes Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25289
The Godmodder turns the Potion of Critmist into a Potion of Harming! 3 damage to you! 6,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
ninjatwist321 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25290
No. I had said that if you wanted to use any of your charges, Trial 5 was the time to use them. It's too late now.
You move to the Left Leg! 3,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
CobaltShade Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25291
15,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
TT2000 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25292
6 damage to OverlordXcano! You feel mystical life energies swirl back into you... You are no longer a Zombie!
TheLordErelye Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25294
No matter how hard you try, the debuff remains.
ProofofconcepT Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25295
generic is unfazed!
You move away from the Incarnate!
Fseftr Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25296
+6 HP! You move to the Chestplate!
PitTheAngel Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25297
3,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
ManiacMasteR Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25298
3,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Fseftr Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25299
+4 HP!
5l1n65h07 Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25300
TehEpicNinja9001 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25301
You move to the Left Leg!
The_Serpent Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25302
You move to the Left Leg! Oblivion Joints destroyed!
ProofofconcepT Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25303
Ngh... I have a Razorback, but the attack still deals 4,000 damage... And why exactly do you think I would make a deal with you? You're the enemy!
Netpatham Post 4:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25304pionoplayer Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25305
I'll give you the same compromise: you can use a side character to act while you're a zombie, as long as they retain all of YOUR powers and not THEIRS. In this case it would probably be Tricky limiting his power as a fun game/challenge to set for himself.
You move up to the Chestplate! The Godmodder pulls out a book on counterswears, repeating many ancient expletives that throw the pain right back at Old Man Elderly!
TSFHISEPIC Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25306
4,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
insert_generic_username Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25307
You move up to the Chestplate! 3,000 damage to a Metal Plate! 10,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
nulitor Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25308
The Godmodder didn't control every computer, he just controlled computers that had copies of Minecraft installed! And the Godmodder has been shown to be able to break past any defense built in a computer, and can edit computer code and the way computers run! (He can make computers work if they're not plugged in, make it so computers are impossible to turn off...) So the Godmodder had effectively made his virus impossible to defend against!
TT2000 Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25309
You need to head up the Legs first!
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25310
ProofofconcepT Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25311
He? Who is he?
Talist Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25313
The League of Godmodders will most likely end up summoning one of your entities, and then you'll be able to use the Kill Command chain as normal.
NinjaV2403 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25314
3 damage to Talist!
Irecreeper Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25316
Metal Plate destroyed!
TSFHISEPIC Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25318
The Godmodder decides that he should demonstrate how the Incarnate is more than just a robotic facsimile of his likeness...
TheLordErelye Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25319
Failed due to the Corruption!
gutza1 Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25320
The Godmodder uses the Incarnate to deploy a Godmodder Decoy that flashsteps to you and switches the potions himself while you drink them! The Godmodder isn't disrupting reality with this, so the Anchors have no effect! You drink the harming potion and take 3 damage!
8,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
The Godmodder influences your roll a bit.
1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
You become trapped inside a decaying computer simulation and ultimately dissolve into pixels and code, taking 6 damage!
+5 HP to TSFHISEPIC!
babysphee Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25321
You initiate Strife with Golden Freddy. Since Golden Freddy is Tazz's character at this point, I'll let Tazz decide how to respond. (Yes, this means babysphee somehow got onto the TARDIS. I've decided to eschew logic with this particular sideplot, because FNAFB throws conventional logic out the window anyway.)
ekimo3631 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25322
Everyone becomes thoroughly engrossed in your lecture, and then get back to work!
Fseftr Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25324
TheLordErelye Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25325
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
gutza1 Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25326
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 UNIVERSAL - FIRST AID
+3 HP to engie!
It doesn't change the DNA, it changes the fundamental coding of the being so that they serve the Red Dragon and only the Red Dragon!
CobaltShade Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25327
12,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Talist Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25328
I become protected from attack this turn! Thanks!
ManiacMasteR Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25329
2,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
engie_ninja Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25332
Alright, looks like you're planning on Raving. Just say "I use my Rave on [insert_target_here]", and it'll be activated!
Nimbleguy Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25334
You move up to the Chestplate and deal 7,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Remember, the Incarnate's on autopilot! The Godmodder slides his "Music" volume bar all the way down to 0%.
These were your Echeladder stats:
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 8: Tuba God. XP: 96,487/200,000.
BATTLE TECHNIQUE =>
JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP/LV. 10 - RUNTIME]
BRASS TACKS [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VEXING RAGTIME/LV. 5 - JAZZ HANDS/LV. 10 - DOOMCHESTRA]
NULL & VOID [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VOID DOUBLE/LV. 5 - OVERLOAD/LV. 10 - WHITE OBLIVION]
COMBAT OPERANDI => FATAL ERROR / ENSEMBLE
pionoplayer Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25335
You move up to the Head!
7,000 damage to the Combed Hair! You know, Old Man Elderly really shouldn't be a thing either...
Irecreeper Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25336
The Godmodder replaces your potion with a potion of harming! You take 3 damage! 6,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25338
TheEpicNinja9001 Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25340
mythicZoologist Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25343
Welcome! You can't head up to the Chestplate right away, you need to go up the Legs first!
crystalcat Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25344
You move up to the Chestplate! 11,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
mythicZoologist Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25348
crystalcat Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25350
9,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
mythicZoologist Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25351
ninjatwist321 Post 2:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25357
You can't move up to the Chestplate since you attacked at the Left Leg! You're stuck at the Leg for the rest of the turn!
crystalcat Post 3:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25357
+2 to every Sacred Item!
> crystalcat: COMBAT OPERANDI => DAWN OF MAN
You expend 2 Hog Slop, 6 Elf Tears, and 3 Pie Filling.
You gaze longingly at Dawn's Law, a futile and broken attempt to replicate the divinity of the Dawn Machine. Now that you have Deus Ex Machina, you wonder if you could somehow turn Dawn's Law into something more than the sum of its parts, and turn into a fully-fledged Dawn Machine. You decide to try. You point Deus Ex Machina at the Dawn Machine, lifting it into the air and empowering Dawn's Law with the purest Judgements. The machine begins to grow, stellar clockwork and gears being added towards it. Eventually, a small yet blue-hot dwarf star forms below the machine, which grows in size extremely rapidly, tendrils of light growing that take the shape of limbs. Slowly but surely, the star has formed a giant humanoid figure, which swirls into Dawn's Law and is able to temporarily change it into a worthy Dawn Machine: the Dawn of Man. It fires a singular supernova at Entity Orb 3, dealing 30,000 damage!
EpicCreeper9001 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25411
Your confusion blast misses the Incarnate entirely!
Minor107 Post 1:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-final-battle-vs?comment=25415
Whoa, it's Minor! Welcome back! If you feel like posting regularly and have questions about the current state of the game, feel free to ask on the Forge or PM me. We're in final-battle-mode right now, in case you couldn't tell.
Split uses Temporal Piano, raising up Broken Anachronism! The helical golden pattern etched into the weapon's organ pipe glows intensely, causing the entire pipe to resemble a golden column of energy! The pipe then retreats into the weapon, apparently vanishing entirely! A small bronze spike appears in its place. Split grins, and a rather large pipe organ appears above the weapon. The organ flies down and attaches itself on the spike, locking in place.
Now, red energy starts traveling up Broken Anachronism and into the pipe organ, supercharging it with some sort of temporal energy. Split moves over and begins to play some sort of dirge on the organ, literal blasts of red energy surging out of the instrument's pipes! A dull red glow completely independent from the perpetual oblivion of the field surrounds the Incarnate, and when Split plays one last note, the Chestplate becomes a solid red color, explosions rocking back and forth across the Metal Plates that deal 50,000 damage to one!
Now that I'm protected from attack, I can feel free to do whatever I want! I charge at the Chestplate, creating a large green drill that, when exposed to the Incarnate, turns into a tissue that turns into a PS4 that turns into a cannonball that turns into an endangered species of orangutan that turns into a Godmodder Decoy that turns into the FEZ that turns into the ruined hull of a ship that turns into some tetrominoes that turns into a Tac that turns into The World's Best TothBrush that turns into a soccer ball that turns into several tons of living eyeballs that turns into a drop of water that turns into the most potent explosive of all time! 35,000 damage to a Breastplate!
The Legion of Godmodders prepares to summon another entity next turn... They decide to target the Chestplate like everyone else! They split up into two groups, one near the Breastplates and another near Entity Orb 3! The first group rises up and spontaneously creates a holographic Greek letter, Aa! Not satisfied, the godmodders concentrate, the letter shifting from Aa to Bb to Gg to Dd... The godmodders ultimately cycle through every Greek letter and back to Aa, the cycle continuing again, over and over, until the letters have been reduced to a kaleidoscopic constantly-shifting mess of language and pure thought! Afterimages of the letters radiate and fractallize off of each other until, finally, the cycle abruptly stops at the thirteenth Greek letter: Nn, or Nu. The weight of all that the letter implies and carries is forcefully slammed into the Breastplates: a degree of freedom, the frequency of a wave, volume, viscosity, neutrinos, the true anomaly that defines the position of a body moving along an orbit... The Incarnate is picked up, spun in an elliptical orbit, and thrown onto the ground, creating a large amount of cracks in bedrock! 50,000 damage to a Breastplate!
The second group prepares their own attack, rising up and causing no light to shine anywhere on the battlefield! Suddenly, an orange neon square flickers into existence, preparing a boot-up sequence... Several other orange squares slides into diamond-like shapes in front of the square, and they all rotate in a circular way around each other, forming shapes reminiscent of spirographical patterns! A loading bar appears in the middle, and when it is full, the squares stop spinning. The other squares slide away from each other, and the original square grows exponentially in size, calibrating itself! A cube appears in its middle, rotating around and configuring itself to the godmodders' whims... A short bass sound plays, and the cube shrinks, visions of three-dimensional soundscapes and lightscapes forged from virtual neon shining around the entire field! The Incarnate becomes enveloped in them, and soon enough, the parallel and perpendicular rainbows beheld through the cube's glory shift at a right angle to the view of everyone, heading into the fourth dimension as a way to strike the Incarnate through ways unseen. But the Incarnate has prepared, and throws up fourth-dimensional defenses to nullify the super hypercubes' essences... Ultimately though, the prime cube, which has been shrinking all the while, collapses in on itself, snuffing out the grand displays and ripping the Entity Orb's own essence away! 50,000 damage!
Metroid Prime fires at the Chestplate, dealing 8,000 damage to a Metal Plate! Said Plate isn't Corrupted with Phazon, though...
The Legion of Godmodders converges on the Left Leg, whose Oblivion Canister has become open for target! The Legion of Godmodders absorb the Oblivion Canister's godmodding energies for their own use, raising their Secret Charge by another +10%! Metallic stretching and straining noises fill the air all around the Left Leg, the Leg's joints collapsing! Explosions and scrap metal run rampant as the Left Leg loses its stability, its systems almost entirely cutting short... The Godmodder curses, the Incarnate bringing more power to its flamethrower jets! The two cones of flame piercing through the field, red and purple, grow in size, lifting pressure off of the Legs and giving the Incarnate more stability!
The Godmodder is unable to get the taunts all of you threw at him out of his head... His already-fragile psyche is beginning to fall apart! It looks like you all have done a great job capitalizing on Notch's advice of mentally torturing the Godmodder while attacking the Incarnate... After that explosive volley of attacks is said and done, the Godmodder returns to manual control of the Incarnate, any roadblocks in place engineered by players absent since their turn has come and gone.
The Chestplate roars like a furnace, all of you on it losing some balance! The Chestplate proceeds to use up all three meters of its Chaos Bar, its teal metallic plating retreating inward, the Chestplate's very surface shifting... Now, grey metal has comprised the entire Chestplate: grey metal that is very, very hot. The Chestplate intentionally malfunctions, weapons firing everywhere at once and cooling systems being completely ignored! The Chestplate might as well have burst into flames; a dull orange glow surrounds the entire thing, small parts of the plating actually melting! And every player on the Chestplate is caught up in the onslaught... The Chestplate has Overheated, and so have all of you! This status effect will lower the max and current HP of every player on the chestplate by 5 for three turns...
The Right Arm's fist retracts its on itself, turning into an amethyst blender with added vaccuum-actionâ„¢! The force of the Right Blender is so powerful that its reach is inescapable; wherever it points, everything is sucked up... Even stray pebbles of bedrock aren't safe, and the cracks in bedrock are intensifying all the while! The Blender is quickly aimed at Split, causing a large portion of Apocalypse Hill to be sucked up, including Split! He tries to teleport away and use decoy timeclones, but it is all for naught... Split's time powers, what with time having stopped like a scratched record, aren't especially potent without an instrument to focus them with! Hey, thanks for the tip. I could have used THAT five seconds ago. Don't mention it. Now let me narrate your death. WHAT Ha, just kidding. I won't do that just yet. JUST YET? Shush.
Split is absorbed into the might of the Blender. Inside of the Godarm now, he can find no weak spots in its circuitry or armor. In fact, even though he's inside the Godarm, it doesn't look like he really is at all! He's in a predictable dark expanse, with a small town on horizon. Limbo fresh on his mind, he grudgingly trudges forward, with not much else to do. There, he finds a race of anthropmorphic Minecraft blocks and blenders that are all discussing their soon-to-arrive tragic fate and the end times. Split asks what's going on. Hey, what's going on? he says. The townspeople say that they've been trapped in this Blender ever since its activation fifty years ago. Wasn't this thing just made a few minutes ago? Split sighs. The townspeople all get skulls for eyes and have no mouths, how DARE this complete outsider completely tarnish their most sacred of backstories, he's a witch, A WITCH, BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
Okay okay hold on. Did any of this REALLY happen? Seriously, skulls for eyes? I feel like you're doing this JUST to make me take as much damage as possible. Alright alright fine, I was stretching the truth there. I mean yeah you're in the Blender but there aren't any townspeople. Hah, you see? I was right. Okay let me find out what really happened. Where was I? Uh...stray pebbles of bedrock, wait, no... ....time having stopped like, no that's not it... oh right! Split is absorbed into the might of the Blender. Inside of the Godarm now, he can find no weak spots in its circuitry or armor. In fact, even though he's inside the Godarm, it doesn't look like he really is at all! He's in a predictable dark expanse, with only one inhabitant: a RED Sniper reading a newspaper. He looks up from it and at Split. "Here's a touching story," the Sniper says.
He proceeds to tell a touching story about three unlikely best friends who decided they wanted to be astronauts and hitched a ride on a rocket as it was going up into space (the rocket exploded a la Challenger), a medic sneaking around a corner to find the latest in news, a prisoner of war being interrogated by a local policeman by forcing him to eat fishcake, an elaborate nighttime ritual that must be performed by a Sniper which summons a devilish spy and a towering homonculus that has no head and arms made of heads, three friends frolicking around a battlefield, torsos contorting and laughing all the while, two mortal enemies piloting a ghost disembodied eyeball and a unicorn respectively in a high-speed chase firing guns at each other, a Soldier about to perform the greatest slam dunk of all time, a spasming medic who has lost both of his eyeballs to knives and is screaming his head off hopefully not literally, another elaborate nighttime ritual that must be performed by a Demoman with the most hallowed of swords, the Eyelander, that allows the user to feel and know everything and call upon the past lives of several ghosts,
*deep breath*
a man in an asbestos-lined suit that has lost control of his limbs and the laws of physics, contorting in positions that would make the tentacles of eldritch abominations seem like playthings, an intense shootout on top of a car with several people using humanoid figures as guns that fire no ammo, a meeting with several spies that goes sour when all of them point guns at each other, a robotic soldier that tries to figure out what love is but suffers a critical error and malfunctions, a series of photos of an Engineer and Sniper that are both shocked in various places, the Horseless Headless Horsemann himself staring down a Medic and a Pyro (who try to keep quiet about the whole thing), a drunken Demoman that tries to give a taunting speech to his enemies but passes out and burps, a series of soldiers wearing increasingly extravagant hats positioned on a radio tower that replace each other and declare that today is a good day, a team of robotic scouts initiating a dance that involves slapping their own backsides (a nearby Engineer would later declare that it just isn't right),
*deep breath*
a poignant reunion between a man and his girlfriend/wife/thing who both wear increasingly extravagant hats that is set to an orchestra of Medics who are using bonesaws as musical instruments, a bystander who is mercilessly assaulted by rounded stickybombs that slam into his person and cause him to fall to the ground, a beautiful fairy heavy who pirouettes into the air to the applause of an audience and re-materializes through the floor not a second later, a hatless figure who has somehow given the laws of gravity the middle finger and is flying into the air in a melancholic way, a team captain who is surveying the battlefield but is interrupted by a conglomerate of rabid drunken black Scottish cyclopes that give a blood-curdling shriek and slam into the captain (this part is rendered in excruciating slow-motion),
*deep breath*
a fearsome gang of menacing mercenaries clad in the latest demonic headwear, slowly walking/beckoning towards some unseen target, a man in a room of telephones that is clutching his head and undergoing an onset of severe tinnitus over an omnipresent ringing in his ears, a scene at a bar with a robotic heavy figure that severely cripples an enemy scout and proceeds to accept a cold drink, another trio of friends frolicking around with contorting limbs and gravity-defying actions, an elder heavy who is preaching an especially powerful sermon about what great power can be held in the act of pootising a dispenser (his followers repeat his message eagerly, arms outstretched in imitation), another man in an asbestos suit at a system of computers, controlling the movements of a large insectoid alien that has speared two of the man's friends, a suited man that is slowly backing away from a herd of hostile Engideers who are aggressively lengthening their necks, a heroic medic with radiant glasses and bonesaws for wings that is flying triumphantly across a battlefield, a grunting man horizontally levitating/sliding across the floor, two mortal enemies that engage in a fearsome duel punctuated by a clashing of swords that is cut short by the surprise appearance of a neutral third party, a rabid warmongering Scout, and last but not least, a group shot of the nine "heroes" of the story: the RED mercenaries of Team Fortress 2. All of their faces become grotesquely mutated in various ways a millisecond before the end of the story.
Split has stared at the Sniper in silence throughout all of this. After the Sniper is done, silence continues to pervade the room. Split wonders what any of that had to do with anything or how that would deal damage at all, but the Sniper breaks the silence with a hearty laugh: a laugh that takes a turn for the worse as it continues to play in one pitch, horribly glitching out, with the Sniper's neck twisting and turning and causing his head to spasm. Split can feel reality un-writing himself as he becomes transported to every location in that story, taking the brunt of every attack, becoming the butt of every joke, and becoming every character at once. Because of this horrible existential crisis (and this attack is repeated with the Godarm too, becoming its own Blender and sucking Split up in that in synchrony with the Right Arm (yes this means Split is in two arms at once but this shouldn't bother you since he's at every point in that story at once too)), Split takes 80,000 damage! OW. Last but not least, the Head fires another volley of eye lasers at Split, dealing 20,000 damage to him.
Because both Legs are gone, you no longer have to waste a post climbing up the Legs to get to the Chestplate! In addition, I've changed Zombie mechanics: earlier, you couldn't be healed if you were attacked by a Zombie until said Zombie was killed, but now I'm making it so you can't be healed for one turn.
As a side note: I'm pretty sure this is the longest non-story EOTB I've ever done. Enjoy this unprecedented surge of creativity from me while it lasts.
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 7,659,500/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Split: [N] HP: 77,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 142,500/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Biscuits: [AG] Leaves in three turns.
Legion of Godmodders: [AG] Alphas: 100/100 HP. (x400.) Betas: 100/100 HP. (x250.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 10%.
Metroid Prime: [AG] HP: Core: 75,000/75,000 HP. Exoskeleton: 125,000/125,000 HP.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 9 turns. Power: 25%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 293,000/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. (x2.) Can shoot lasers and pierce players with their evil glare, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Blocked by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30/25.
Left Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Godarm Tip and reveal Oblivion Buster.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Godarm: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Can turn into any weapon. Circles of energy can godmod attacks.
Godarm Tip: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Godarm and Left Shoulder.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Right Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Wrist Joint and reveal Corruption Buster.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Omega Mechanism: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Hand can detach and fly around. Circle of energy can godmod attacks.
Wrist Joint: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Omega Mechanism and Right Shoulder.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 2/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 6/20. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 11/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
gutza1: [AG] HP: 8/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/20. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%. Overheat: III
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
MarmaladeShoes: [AG] HP: 14/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 9/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 11/20. Overheat: III
K4yne: [N] HP: 20/20. Overheat: III
Breastplates: [PG] HP: 160,000/250,000. (x1.) 250,000/250,000. (x1.) Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 36,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x6.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 285,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None. Poison: II
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Corruption: III
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 6,000/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 4,000/50,000.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII DISABLED (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II DISABLED (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
22 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
7 Weasel Snot
That's... pretty smart. Twin found a work-around! /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Alternatively, could you just copypasta people's posts into yours under a big USERNAME'S POST sign? I assume you thought of this, but hey.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Sorry Twin, I just got really annoyed. Of course, I am likely still going to try to eat you, but thats because I AM technically still a zombie.
And honestly, I knew that the whole point of the anti-side-character thing was to prevent multiple actions, which was why I was still only taking 1 action per turn. I just wanted to add some flavor to my posts (I literally was going to do the same thing anyways, I just thought it would be more interesting to use SCP-2317), so I honestly thought you would let that through because I was still only taking 1 action per turn, especially since you said "In fact, that gives him just enough time to take everyone's side characters (not just the Planet Express Crew, anyone that would serve as an additional action/attack in your posts) and loads them into the TARDIS too.". The issue was that despite the fact that I stated afterwards that I was going to do the same things SCP-2317 did, I still ended up losing a whole turn of attacks over the misunderstanding. However, I will stats that SCP-2317 will still go away, because I did not think his attacks through (why would he give up an all-you-can-eat buffet in an offscreen universe to try to get revenge on the one thing that could kill him?), and that that was actually me pretending to be SCP-2317 if those attacks are let through (or just drop those attacks away anyways). So yes I did have a legitimate point, but I still took it out of proportion.
EDIT: About why I think the Curse of Anti-Respawn ruins gameplay, basically: if you spent a whole game trying to defeat a main villian, and then at the end you got mind controlled and had to help the villian you spent the whole game fighting, would you quit?
/null
Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 10/11)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 10/11)
I climb up to the chestplate, then I slash at the Breastplates with the Screen-Locker.
I'll be making my great escape now!
>I try to attack Crusher48 as a joke when we're on separate legs, meaning it shouldn't have even worked (He was on Right, i was on Left)
>It somehow goes through
>Crusher48 attacks me despite still being on separate parts meaning it also shouldn't have worked (That time i was on the Chestplate and he never could have moved and then attacked me on that post because he was still technically on the Right Leg)
>That goes through
why?
You attacked my decoy, and then I threw and enderpearl into your face (if you know how to use it, that basically means a one-man Fastball Special)
/null
Let's break this down:
1. I joke attack you during a scenario in which neither of us can make this work and move in a way that it still doesn't work.
2. You try to make that work, but doing so would null the post you made attacking me, forcing you to move to the chestplate.
3. During none of your 3 posts did you even attempt to move closer to me, meaning it couldn't work, hence why i said in my post 2 "Seriously, did you not realize we were on separate parts?"
4. You can't retcon like that to make something that didn't work work because it still wouldn't because of the movement. It's already been done and quoted by Twin, you cannot backstep to justify your means.
5. I was specifically more directing that to Twin because it seemed like an oversight on his part because of gameplay rules.
...And apparently the editor's Quote feature (not quoting people, using the " thing) doesn't break by editing. We may have a possible fix beginning...
Well, you punched me in the face first, so if Twinbuilder let you punch me in the face, he has to let me bite your hand off. How about we avoid causing a page-long debate over this?
/null
Wow. I did not expect my "Reason you Suck Speech" to cause the Godmodder to forgo his turn. I'm actually somewhat proud. I guess, since I never moved, I run straight up the left leg. If I can, I move to the chest plate. I then start a Chain Attack A La Xenoblade Chronicles.
"FINAL CROSS!!!!!"
Mechanics of Xenoblade Chain Attacks: Chain attacks allow for certain bonus effects which would be resisted otherwise to go through as normal. Final Cross, for instance, forces topple on an enemy, which makes certain every follow up attack hits. During Chain Attacks, because Video Game Logic, the enemy is absolutely still.
The other major mechanic is the Multiplier. Every art in the game is either Colorless or colored. The Multiplier starts out at one for the first attack. If it is followed by a colorless art or an art of the same color, the multiplier moves up by one. If a colorless art is used, any attack can follow, and it will raise the multiplier. The multiplier goes up to 5, and is the factor by which damage is multiplied by. A 4000 damage attack with a 3 multiplier would do 12000 damage.
Current Multiplier: 1
Use Green or Colorless arts to raise the multiplier!
Note, everyone who participates in the chain attack uses up one action, and no more. However, they can continue it as long as: They continue the attack within 7 attacks of the last attack, and they were not the last person to attack. Basically, the only way this works is by using, "The real superpower of teamwork".
Twinbuilder, I recommend looking up the exact bonuses of each art as they come up: I am going to sleep for the day, so if anyone continues the attack, I cannot explain the exact circumstances of the attack. Sorry about that.
Now watch as no one responds to this!
Also, did my "Talking is a free action" joke not count, because I don't see it referenced.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I don't think you get the point of why this shouldn't have worked: THERE WAS NO WAY IT COULD'VE WORKED WITHIN NORMAL GAME PARAMETERS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Even ignoring that, you still weren't in range of attacking because i was on a different area then you at all times during last turn, and if we can't attack the Left Arm while on the Chestplate, then a player on the Right Leg shouldn't be able to interact with a player on the Left Leg/Chestplate (And that actually happened: see TT2000 Post 2/3). It's that what i'm getting at: Why is this kind of inconsistency going through a ton?
And unrelated: i found the source of what's making quotes break: the part is removed when you begin editing because i'm not sure yet (could be how text is formatted in showing the editing window).
But enough rambling, let's do a turn:
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining): I tell FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW to just use a second action to move to the chestplate and then start the combo to ensure it works. I then continue with the barrage of attacks against the Chestplate, this time in brilliant Commando Bomb-flavored explosives! (PitTheAngel does not condone the eating of Commando Bombs seriously why would you even want to eat bombs i shouldn't even need to disclaim this seriously are we that bad at common sense nowadays)
Pit, it's not quite that simple? I mean p tags get added to the quote opening (heck if I know why) so that also messes things up.
Anyways, I pull the Cherub's Monado from the depths of my mind, since I can't get Beat to do anything, and follow up on the Chain Attack with a Monado Eater, damaging the Entity Orb on the chestplate and inflicting Bleed on it.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
My Action: I capture an Omega Godmodder, then teleport off to the End with him. "Okay, not-the-Godmodder-but-still-a-godmodder, there are 2 ways out of this. Either you cure me, in which case I send you back with an honor guard of endermen, or you fail to cure me, in which case I eat you, which should cure me anyways. For the record, since you have shown the ability to just ignore the Godmodder's curses before, I doubt you lack the power to do this (OOC: even if he does lack the power, I honestly don't care). And just in case you try anything, watch all those eyes looking at you (hint: they are the 1st ESFB, which will perform the Combat Operandi of the same name if you try anything other than curing me). So, which option do you choose?"