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How can Biumbra be in the TARDIS when he clearly gave me a barrel of Weasel Snot one post ago?

Bleh! I wake up from my seemingly long snooze and start randomly attacking this stupid mecha!

I point out that, the core of The Incarnate runs on Windows 8, and therefore SUCKS! I downgrade it to Vista, and then to Millenium Edition! You are so welcome Richard!

BUT WAIT! I THEN RUN THE ILOVEYOUVIRUS WHICH INFECTS HIS SYSTEM! MAWHAHAHAH!

"TT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

This super-sad death moment, combined with my rage for having 3 awesome attacks not counted due to not knowing that the first 3 were actually counted, creates a massive wormhole that feeds on corruption energy. I then soccer-kick the wormhole using Order Powerz at the Corruption Joints.

Is anyone planning on doing anything related to light?

The light from the Emerald Waker arcs towards the next player to attack and swirls around them, strengthening their next attack with the power of ancient legends and mythical creatures that hide away in the deepest, most lifelike dreams.

My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE!

Total wealth = 509$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
• Potion of Zeus x2 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
• Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
• Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
• Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x2 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x2 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x1 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)

H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

I guess time skip after this because there isn't a ton else to do.

Wilson carefully sets down the glass and then makes his way towards the chair, claws clicking on the wooden(?) floor before jumping onto it. He watches the bird fly around for a while, somewhat tempted to try and catch it. However, he decides against his initial instinct and instead shuffles around on the chair until he can see out into the screen before trying to get some sleep.

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Last turn's done, edit accordingly.

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $354

Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on the target

+2 to Wilson

Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 10/11

-HMAS Ship-

Alright. Not sure why Wilson's sleeping on the chair, but okay.

The bird looks... unnatural. Parts of it look metallic, yet it doesn't seem like an android. Looking closely, one can see it glows faintly with a red light, and it seems to watch Wilson in return. On the screen is a live feed of Cenia from space. It is an Earth-like planet, and is relatively lightly developed. Most of the wilderness seems to be untouched. Most notably, a large number of ships and satellites float around it.

In the event of being uncompensated, I jump onto the weakest non-player thing around, and sink my teeth into it deeply! I hunger... SO HUNGRY... HUNGRY DUMPTY...

If I was compensated, I just heal someone.

Hazel Wand: IIIIII (ECLIPSED.)

Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II

I draw the Golden Sunsticks. It might be a good idea to heal, given the prevalence of counterattacks within this particular situation. As such, I'd rather not risk anything with the fact that the standard power source of the wands is currently one of the power catalysts for the Eclipse. Therefore, I pull out shards of some odd silvery material from my alchemical bag, and shatter them with a thought, and a burst of amethyst psionic energy. Despite the fact that I've now got Condesce-levels of psionic ability (everything known to the troll race, save the abilities of those defined as lime blooded), I'd rather just stay to elven psionics. You know, the stuff that is both natural to me, and easy to use, thanks to extensive experience. Anyhow, light of multiple frequencies floods out of the shards of frozen sunlight, all flowing into the Golden Sunsticks, energizing them with the necessary power. Why did I not make a healing tool that requires internal power to regenerate? I haven't the slightest idea. Anyhow, the solwood rods glow with green energy. I twist them about, muttering a variety of spells under my breath. Suddenly, a cool breeze kicks up, before slowly accelerating to hurricane-caliber winds. Strangely, the winds do not succeed in tearing any players off of their positions. Odd. Regardless, I flick them in the direction of the most damaged player upon the Right Leg. Suddenly, threads of green light dance onwards, encircling the selected player in moments, before obscuring them in an emerald sheet of potent energies, sustained purely by the unlimited fury of the Green Sun. Ordinarily, this would kill anyone, and instantly destroy everything within hundreds of meters. However, I think I can divert this to regeneration. I'd rather not die to my own stupidity. Tendrils of green plasma seep into the wounds of the player in question. They immediately feel as if they are dying and bleeding from their every orifice. However, this is not remotely what is actually transpiring. Fortuitously, I manage to stabilize the healing magics, and attempt to heal the player in question, at the expense of illusionary pain. The green plasma suddenly arcs backwards, directing itself back into the Golden Sunsticks, which annihilate it in its entirety. I de-equip the twin rods of life. The player who was healed feels a slight burning and bleeding sensation all over their body for several minutes afterward, but is actually healed, despite evidence to the contrary. Hah. Any excess healing that I may incur is directed back to my own health. Whilst I'd appreciate it if I could remain in the land of the living, my avatar's undeath might be an... enlightening ordeal.

BATTLE ORDERS:

1. DISTRIBUTE MEDIGUNS/BUFF ITEMS/BUFF MEDIGUNS, BUILD UBERCHARGES, SPAM HEALING BATTLE TECHNIQUES(IF POSSIBLE)

2. TAKE OUT THE LEGS, NOBODY LIKES STATUS EFFECTS.

3. GO FOR THE ENTITY ORBS, NOBODY LIKES BUFFED BOSSES.

4. IF ZOMBIE, GO FOR THE HIGHER HEALTH PLAYERS, AND GET THE OTHERS TO HEAL THE WOUNDS YOU MAKE.

ADVICE:

5. TRY TO AVOID CHAOS IN YOUR ATTACKS, THAT JUST FURTHERS THE ECLIPSE.

6. ...IDUNNO, DOES ORDER LOWER THE CHAOS BARS? TRY THAT, I GUESS. ALSO JUST STRAIGHT UP ELEMENTAL ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.

7. GUYS, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TARGET THINGS IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE BODY PART THAT THEY'RE A PART OF. I KNOW THAT THAT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S HOW THINGS WORK. TAKE IT UP WITH TWIN IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS.

LOWER PRIORITY:

8. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)

9. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)

I let 2k nibble on my legs for a few minutes, then kick him away and drink my last two Potions of Nectar, healing the damage he did. I then take out Valhalla again, and summon a horde of Viking Angels, who crash into the Oblivion Target. A bunch of Valkyries also appear, sentencing the Oblivion Target to death. I comply, and cleave straight through it with the Unbreakable Katana, to bring some classics back. I then steal Cobalt's standard Medigun and use it on myself.

UBER: 1/9

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

???: 28/50

"Well. This is not a fun."

I Initiate the Battle Technique of Sky High onto the hurty bits of the Right Leg still, getting onto them if needed.

I then throw a Potion of Regnu at Proof (No i didn't misspell it shut up or i'll crit on this turn)

Turn 1/3.
Thaumonomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle 11/11.

I switch tacks, targeting the Corruption Joints with BT Tipping Scales Lv. 10: Judgement Day, empowered by a Potion of Wickedness! Don't want shields coming up every turn, after all.

Subsequent to this, I pull out the Ea Mechanism and empower an area-effect healing spell with it, healing any damaged players on the Right Leg, with first choice given to those without Runic Shielding.

java.lang.NullPointerException

YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Dumper (9/9)

Final alchemy complete. Initiating all-in.exe...

Warning: all-in.exe will take an estimated 40,001 hours to run. Continue? (y/n) n

all-in.exe canceled.

Action

I heal myself with Seventh Sin, then transfer my injuries to the Corruption Target with SCP-590-DTG. I then use EMOTE WAR on the Corruption Target, just to test it out!

Gentlemen.

The corruption target is SHIELDED.

Attack the corruption JOINTS.

It is the GENERATOR of the SHIELD.

When the joints are gone, the SHIELD will fall, and the target will fall soon after.

I use Combat Operandi: NUKED, targeting the Corruption Joints. If I have insufficient resources, I use Battle Technique: Engietech level 10: MAINFRAME, also targeting the Corruption Joints. This attack adds to my own combo.

Alpha Trigger: 0%

Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence && PS4 && Nether Reactor Core || Card Deck = Infernal Deck (Level 6: 6/7)
Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 6/11)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 6/11)

Alright, let's see...

The TIE-Sentry Fires at the Right leg.

I Use COMBAT OPERANDI: BLACK WHOLE on the left leg.

Being a confirmed future GM, I'm not sure how much knowledge/authority I can present, but I think I have at least enough to give my thoughts on the matter. Can't speak for Twin, but I can try to sate the masses.

@Piono/Net: I'm pretty sure the reason behind the Side Characters ban is because, simply put, if we had side characters we could put them on other parts of the machine, basically allowing us to cheat and be at multiple places at once, and thus attack multiple joints at once. That could lead to a lot of gamebreaking. Twin needs some slightly-logical explanation for how to get rid of them without killing them (doubtlessly not really an option here). Twin's possible thought process: "Hey, look, the TARDIS and it's nigh-infinite size! How convenient! I'll just shove them in there and force it to not move. OK, done."

@Piono(Only): with so many stupidly OP entities (including several one of YOURS, with one called the OP King to boot!) on both Player AND Gamemaster end at this stage, and with several players (naming no names) attempting to derail the plot, intentionally or not (whether by trying to just skip the trials or take the effort out of them, taking focus away from the Godmodder, or just being ridiculously disruptive), I completely disagree with that. He's stepping down on that stuff at the freaking endgame because it would detract from the endgame. MAYBE earlier, when things weren't nearly that important, could 90% of this have gone through with no strings attached, but NOT NOW. Even if totally innocuous and not intended to derail the plot, I say that the time for RP beyond the description of attacks (and verbal assault of Richard) is gone, completely. This is the final battle for DTG2, the epic final confrontation that every other moment in this game has built up towards; the equivalent in the first game was a Scripted Battle as well, need I remind you. I gave a monolouge to give you a taste of what UserZero was, I just monolouged about GF being in there for the last time, watching intently...And that's that for me. Focus on making the most powerful attacks possible, NOT ON THE RP. Or arguing about the RP. I don't get why your attack only did 5,000 though. Maybe it was supposed to be 15,000 but Twin forgot the 1?

@Talist: If you want my reasoning...The Disc doesn't accept Metawishes. Let's just go with that. Anything else can be checked with the DTG2 GameFAQ's guide's relevant section. (I may continue that in DTG0 with a different character updating it) As for the Red Dragon...Its Size May Vary. Let's put it there and leave it there.

@TT: Spread out your damage among us. 1 Player HP = 1K damage. 2 damage to 25 players = 50,000 damage= home free, with little cost.

@All: Take it to the forge unless you're discussing tactics, please! I don't want to carry this conversation on indefinitely!

ACT 1!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 0/9.

Stupid Joints.

I immediately pull out the Golden Globe. "You are just utterly dumb, utterly incompetent! How have you NOT won already?! Or maybe it's that your just weak AND Incompetent?" I yell at Richard while stabbing the machine's joints, repetitively. "JUST, NOTHING BUT WEAKNESS!"

After a few stabbings, I start dual-wielding the Golden Globe with the Heat Death, and use it's spatially sharp edge (while restraining its chaos powers to not spur the machine into action), to start carving deeper. "ALWAYS FAILING! ALWAYS LOSING GROUND, SLOWLY BUT SURELY!" I dump my excrement everywhere I can find it, leaving the place a filthy mess where it's not just torn to pieces. "YOU CAN'T KEEP A HOLD OF ANYTHING!"

From within the tiny hole in the Joints I have probably made, I equip the Gate-Knocker and fire off tons of Creation-packed Explosives, primed to go off whenever I need it. "LIKE, HOW PATHETIC CAN IT EVEN GET? THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR POWER, IT'S HIS POWER!!" I say, making sure I point upwards at the incoming Eclise and thus the Red Dragon in case Richard can see within my tiny hole, as I keep planting explosives, stored defecation, and slashing in-between.

"AND WHAT A SORRY WASTE OF POWER IT IS!" I yell, coming out of the hole and detonating the Creative-packed Grenades in the Oblivion Joint.

BOOM. The force of a good 50 Quills of Enchida, a penetrative power immense and dangerous, rush out of EACH explosive, tearing a massive gaping hole in the Oblivion Joint. "SERIOUSLY, IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GRENADE'S WORTH OF POWER PROPERLY! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?!" I keep shouting, keep yelling. I'm not going to lose this fight, not now!

With the bombs done, I just pull out the Whole Note and take its explosive properties, and start firing into the hole I made. "YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR US! LEARN TO SURRENDER AT OUR SIGHT! LEARN TO KNOW THAT WE CANNOT FAIL! LEARN TO KNOW THAT NOTHING STOPS US, NOTHING CAN!" I say, firing a shot per sentence.

Done with that, I look at the crater in the Oblivion Joint I just made, and finally, I execute COMBAT OPERANDI: OVERTOURGED, lacing every last inch of the weapon with Creational energies from what weapons I possess that tap into the element. "LEARN, RICHARD, LEARN OF YOUR FATE! YOUR FATE, IT IS TO FAIL!" I fire it into the hole.

The Oblivion Joint is now only 90% Joint, the remaining 10% being an ugly-looking hole, and that's if it's not already blown to pieces.

BATTLE ORDERS:

1. DISTRIBUTE MEDIGUNS/BUFF ITEMS/BUFF MEDIGUNS, BUILD UBERCHARGES, SPAM HEALING BATTLE TECHNIQUES(IF POSSIBLE)

2. TAKE OUT THE LEGS, NOBODY LIKES STATUS EFFECTS.

3. GO FOR THE ENTITY ORBS, NOBODY LIKES BUFFED BOSSES.

4. IF ZOMBIE, GO FOR THE HIGHER HEALTH PLAYERS (AS WELL AS SPREADING OUT BETWEEN A LOT OF PLAYERS), AND GET THE OTHERS TO HEAL THE WOUNDS YOU MAKE.

ADVICE:

5. TRY TO AVOID CHAOS IN YOUR ATTACKS, THAT JUST FURTHERS THE ECLIPSE.

6. ...IDUNNO, DOES ORDER LOWER THE CHAOS BARS? TRY THAT, I GUESS. ALSO JUST STRAIGHT UP ELEMENTAL ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.

7. GUYS, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TARGET THINGS IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE BODY PART THAT THEY'RE A PART OF. I KNOW THAT THAT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S HOW THINGS WORK. TAKE IT UP WITH TWIN IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS.

LOWER PRIORITY:

8. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)

9. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)

I take out the Prince's Chisel, casually chipping away at the Oblivion Target along with the Captchocterationslamvil. Richard yells at me for using things in the wrong way, and I respond by tossing a pretzel in his face. I then decide to take it seriously, and summon Prospitian towers, which all crumble due to incredibly poor architecture. The orb bedroom things then crash into the Oblivion Target and explode. I then heal the lowest-health player with my medigun.

Uber 2/9

Taking Tazz's advice, I leap at Tazz, insert a giant straw into his mind, and try to literally suck the creative juices out, getting myself some damage!

Unless I'm not a zombie. In which case I don't do that.

Turn 2/3.

I use the Silver Eye on the Corruption Joints, since it seems it didn't go through last time.

I then use BT Crystal Drive Lv. 2 on the Corruption Joints as well.

I take out my mana staff, and hit the joints with a blast of electricity. While it recovers from the... Shock, I jam the staff straight into the joint, and pry it open.

I heal a random player by feeding them dirt.

Now my combo... Seeing the awesomeness of engies attack, I take out my voidmetal staff, and try to follow up. I take out a knife, and throw It twords the dragon 🐲. I raise my staff, as it slightly shaves the red scales. It returns shattering the joint.

I pull out the Beretta 50K-LS and Syntaxidermy. I fire the Beretta 50K-LS at the Corruption Target, the powers of smashing keyboards manifesting actual keyboards that smash themselves onto the Corruption Target. As I fire, a translucent image of Leopold Slikk appears. I ask him to type up a Christmas wishlist for me:

LEEAPOLD'S CRISMAS WIS LIST

1. call of dooty advansed warefare

2. batelfeeld hardlin

3. gta S 5

4. a snipar rifel to kil justin beiber wif

5. supper smush broas tree dee es

6. 50,000 sausedge egs

7. all ur monay lol

if u dunt get me al dis i will kil u and gorila ur cops!!!11111

I feed the wishlist into Syntaxidermy and fire on the Corruption Target, causing a million reanimated tigers to maul the Corruption Target.

I also heal myself with the Black Hand and toss a standard medigun to Generic.