I walk up onto the Left Leg and start cutting up the 0blivion Joints with the Secret Voidscythe, hopefully banishing some 0blivion Energy back into the Void.
Biumbra returns to my pocket dimension and continues to scavage for potions before finding a good-looking Potion of Instant Health, and handing it to Split.
I climb onto the left leg's plating and stab it repeatedly with a pitchfork made of anti-godmodder metal. I shall call it: Antigodmium.
Actually, you know what, it might be easier just to use the Godslayer. I take the scepter out and blast a hole in the plating. Wait, Erelye has that. And he hasn't even used it. Hey, Erelye! Might be the time to test out that weapon!
Still on the left leg, I grab the Target, and take it to Target practice. The Target must shoot a weapon at another Target. However, it's just a Target, and can't do it. Angry, I punish it by shooting it. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It shoots. I nod in satisfaction. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It shoots me in the face. I am KO'd.
I figure I may as well try out my new Spoils and BT. As such, I firstly utilize Crystal Drive Lv.1 on the Corruption Target, before pulling out the Silver Eye and using it on the Corruption Target as well.
I am going to now momentarily assume BB's map is Fourth-Dimensional, because no way in heck is Travis getting into the TARDIS, while the Incarnate is literally raging the apocalypse, much less killing a Hydra-Item equipped Golden Freddy in the middle of a refugee camp...Including some of the most stupidly powerful entities in all of fiction.
I tap the Whole Note against a singular block of Dirt I happened to have, infusing it with the power of Yggdrasil. Within minutes, a sapling sprouts out of the dirt block, a Sapling of Yggdrasil. The power of the ancient Tree born anew, but so weak now, and in this state of absolute chaos, corruption and oblivion, normally this would be dead instantly. The atmosphere just isn't right. But, I knew that beforehand, and planned to counter it beforehand. The ambient Creation energies in the air, at this point unnatural occurrences in this hostile environment, merely leftovers from my previous attack, immediately congregate around the young plant of much power, committing themselves to the growth of the tree.
There was a lot left over. I used a ton in the last attack. How much? Eh, I don't quantitatively measure this stuff, but let us say that I could have made a quarter of a replacement moon with the leftovers instead.
The Tree stops being so relatively slow and steady in its growth, and immediately feeds upon the Creational energies, so pure and raw, to spurt its growth considerably. I quickly lob the dirt block at the Oblivion Target before the tree growing within it grows any bigger, and sheer weight crushes me like an insect. The Dirt Block stands no chance whatsoever, but the Yggdrasil sapling-now the size of a regular tree-definitely does, the power of ancient beings, creation, life, order, the nemesis of the Red Dragon if only in theme, sensing an enemy within the infernal machine and working against it immediately, resolving to destroying it with all the might it possessed.
At this point, I start aiming the Whole Note at the young Yggdrasil Tree, the weakest tap to Yggdrasil possible being the only thing I possess to keep the growth up. Sheer contact with the Oblivion Target is enough to curb its growth, but not completely, so every bit helps. The Tree, slowly but steadily, starts inching its way into the Target's core, trying to tear into it, rip it to shreds with the slow, steady power of growth. As before, the Creational energies purify upon contact with their mortal foes, the energies of Oblivion, strengthening them and weakening the Oblivion, protecting the tree as it grows, damaging the internal systems, growing around there, uncaring, destructive, as the power of Yggdrasil breaks down the Oblivion target even more, weakening it, until something is done about the sapling that threatens to grow back to Yggdrasil's full size on his very knee. That can't be good for structural integrity.
Hope, hope, hope, I must keep hope alive!
"You, he who claims no weakness, not even now have you been able to truly stop us! Everything's just a temporary distraction, the inevitable! The Inevitable fact was, you made a mistake to ever stand against the masses! Now, we consume you, and your infinite weakness, with our infinite strength! From [REDACTED]'s heart we stab at thee! With our last breaths we spite thee! Knowing no bounds we shall slay thee, he who dares to claim indomitability! WE are the indomitable ones around here, Richard, and you've spent too long denying it! We do not waver! We do not cease! WE do not stop and fear in the face of what you PRESUME to be the inevitable! Face truth, and die!"
...
"THE ENRAGEMENT CHILD. HE HONESTLY THINKS HE HAS A SHOT NOW. I MEAN. HOW THE [REDACTED] IS HE EVEN ALIVE. WHO MADE HIM COME BACK? SPRINGTRAP GOT [REDACTED]ED UP, ATE MY [REDACTED]. THE PLACE WASN'T BAKED LIKE A PIZZA, AFTER ALL. TAZZ, THE FILTHY WATER PONY-"
"I AM NOT A PONY!!!" I scream at GF. Screw physics, all mentions of me being a Pony WILL reach my ears!
"-HORSE, DOUSED IT. PROBABLY JUST MORE VOID SHENANIGANS. BUT WHO CARES. I WANT TO [REDACTED] HIS [REDACTED]...AND LET US BE CLEAR, I DO NOT MEAN THAT HE OWNS RICHARD. UNLESS BY SOME WITCHERY HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE THE WORLD'S STRONGEST GODMODDER AS PROPERTY. IN WHICH CASE, [REDACTED] ENGRAGEMENT [REDACTED]. IF THAT'S THE CASE, HOW'D HE EVEN GET AWAY WITH SLAVERY. I THOUGHT ABE LINCOLN ALREADY SAID NO TO THAT [REDACTED].
Golden Freddy overviews the battle from the TARDIS viewpoint, as do several others around the ship. They would help, but the Narrative is stretched thin as it is, just trying to keep existence from not falling apart due to stress. The Narrative's limits were being put to the test, and being a helper in one of it's more...Delicate schemes previous, he knew better.
"AFTER THIS IS OVER. I'M GONNA NEED TO DO A NIGHT OF UNPARALLELED DEBAUCHERY. JUST TO [REDACTED] HIS [REDACTED] UP. I AM SO SICK OF HIS [REDACTED] FACE. THEN AGAIN. HOPEFULLY HE [REDACTED]S UP HERE INSTEAD. I HAVE PLACES TO BE. PEOPLE TO MEET. [REDACTED]S TO [REDACTED]."
Eric launches himself at high speed to the Right Leg, pulling out the Clentaminator, loaded up with green solution, and with various add-ons, including large amounts of holy water.
Basically a massive anti-corruption sprayer.
Yee-haw!!!
Eric zooms around the outside of the Right Leg, spraying green solution across all of it, causing the natural corruption energy flowing around it to short out and leak away, and as soon as the corruption target begins to power up, he fires all the canisters of holy water into it, causing the corrupted energy within it to implode within itself, creating a temporary systems failure, which normally wouldn't be that big a deal were it not for the absolutely massive number of other people opening fire on the joints and target.
As the two pieces begin to suffer from shorts inflicted by the damages created by the other players being filled with purity energy, Eric makes a beeline at Mach 5 for the corruption canister, whipping out the terra blade:
and slamming the massive sword straight into the corruption canister, lodging the clentaminator into the (probably rather small) hole, and setting it to auto-fire before blasting off before the joints or target can hit him, filling the corruption canister up with it's own anti-thesis energy, hopefully causing a sort matter/antimatter reaction within it.
((just a note guys, to minimize chaos increase, I would recommend doing combo attacks. Next round, someone needs to start a combo attack on each body part that has someone on it. Everyone needs to jump into the combo attack of the corresponding body part for maximum damage and chaos control))
Also, if at all possible, try to combine the comb raves into those combo attacks.
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Next turn, I'm going to go full on defense. But for now, I use the Potion Supply to generate a Crit potion to use on the omega godmodders.
Wrapping a long, thin wire around a crossbow bolt, I use Silicon Snipe lvl 10, Scrapyard Strife to fire the bolt into the corruption target. I then attach little droids onto the wire that start whirring and making the long trek up to the top. Once a few have made it up there, they all stab themselves into the metal and explode like fireworks with deafening bangs.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
@Marmalade: Normally I'd ask you to leave more for others, but anything that doesn't get taken goes to waste, so just use it at some point. Although, you might not want to use the Potion of Oblivion. The Alchemy Emporium is a massive stockpile of all the items (mostly potions) that I've been making and selling to people the entire game (well, technically my IC character). And welcome.
@NinjaV: Could you give Kelpie's Blade and/or the Spectra's Chestplate to Marmalade as he doesn't have any alchemized weapons/armor. Unless you have a specific plan for them of course.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE!
Total wealth = 505$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x0 (lvl 2, water=pain)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x1 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
Could I please get a description paragraph for this thingy-mo-bob?
But first... Over on the HMAS SHIP...
I can hold some things, like the necks of potion bottles, just not very thick ones. This is a lot easier though, so thank you.
He starts sipping on the water.
I'll try to keep that in mind. I've known war longer than I've known peace though... or... have I? I'm not sure anymore. But I'll take your word.
As Blue leaves, he finishes all the water he can drink before jumping down off the couch. He was going to turn and walk off down towards the door Blue had indicated, but decided to instead take another look out into the Void. Sitting in front of the screen, he spent a long time simply gazing out into the void. Seeing all the quiet darkness, occasionally speckled with points of light, made him feel so calm and nostalgic. And he knew that somewhere, somewhere ever so far away, there was a world that, either by dumb luck or ingenious design, was untouched by the madness this war had become. The darkness also brought up curious, fragmented memories, all struggling to form into some kind of coherent thought. But even with all this calmness, he also knew that somewhere, somewhere ever so far away, was his home, the one apparently known as Godcraft, or rather, what was left of it. (yay, 6 commas in one sentence!) The... players... were still fighting on it. And, through an ancient link he had left long forgotten, he knew what he had to do as his last, or possibly penultimate, contribution to that fight. If not for the all the people and dreams who had either fled from or perished on there, then he would do it at least to give the place he had known as home for all of his life some proper respect. From his ender pouch, Wilson pulled out an empty potion bottle. He pulled off the bottle from around his neck and emptied the final dose of the Flask of the Kitsune into this new bottle. He could part with the potion, but wanted to keep the bottle he had kept around his neck for all this time. Then, he placed the Flask of the Kitsune into his ender pouch, closed it, and put the other, now empty, bottle back around his neck. He took another look out into the void before muttering something that came to mind.
All those little stars and specks of light... they all... look like cinders. Like cinders in the dark.
And then he left through the right hand door that Blue had said was for him.
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=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
AW YES KRITZ. I give K4yne a cookie. I have tons of these around, especially because they're good for bribing Twin.
I pull out the Twitchy Staff, and imbue it's power into two wooden mannequins I made; they suddenly animate, and charge towards the INCARNATE's CORRUPTION JOINTS! As they charge, I arm one of them with the ARMISTYX, and the other with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL! Pulling out the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, we all flash step, slashing the joints constantly!
...Natrually, the Twitch-Controlled mannequins don't do this as well; but the community did put the ARMISTYX to good use in HELIX FOSSIL SCYTHE MODE and BIRD JESUS STATUE SCYTHE MODE. Then, stepping back, I spin and charge foward, dashing straight through the CORRUPTION JOINT, sending cogs / wires / whatever everywhere, enlodging the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE inside!
I then manipulate the mannequins into a huge, wooden arm! The Twitch community ends up grabbing the Scythe and slams it into the joints several times, before tossing it in my general direction, which I then proceed to catch. I then switch the wooden arm into a wooden Electrode! The voices then attempt to use Thundershock on the joint!
...they then accidentally select Explosion, and end up blasting the joint to shreds. Whoops.
If the joint's dead, I target other parts on the RIGHT LEG.
H2>>Actually, it still can't reach there unless you acknowledge the existence of something that doesn't exist. So, no, it kind of doesn't.
2)
A>Acting on reflex, the Perditio Concept Diffusers target the Incarnate, causing some of its oblivion energies to become creation energies instead, and in lieu of spurting chaos wildly, cancelling some of the Incarnate's power. As a note: Friendly fire, in any of my creations, is firmly disabled.
A>I then manually cause the chaos to replace the Perditio nodes with Sano nodes.
3)
...
The shields STILL stand because they run on internal generators. Also, filters switch in for red light, cutting off the chance of stupid. Or increasing the chance of, "I just shot the Incarnate with a laser of hard-light." By which I mean, I did that.
A>...I invite you to check the specs of the Beta-Class. It has at least three ways of removing itself from imminent impact if the agrav doesn't resist. Also, Minecraftia's gravity is stronger, is it not? Otherwise Minecraft would be rising to meet the Eclipse and that is obviously not what is happening.
A>Either way, the ships extricate themselves from the gravity well and regroup for later.
==Suddenly==
An extremely large spherical device, wrapped in a spatial distortion that makes it a manageable size, pulls up (at a minimum safe distance) to Build and Split.
A>More battery.
A>Enjoy.
A>Hopefully yours supports other-color Suns.
A>Also keep it a distance away from you in case something fails. Knowing that this is the final battle, it will, if only for dramatic effect.
((This is what I was using all the Miniature Suns for. I know enough not to try the whole OP Scale explosion shenanigans.))
==Back on the Battlefield==
I activate the Beta-Class badge, deploying what is practically a personal Alpha-Class ship. With a neural net.
N>Consciousness uploaded successfully. In case of avatar death, redownload will occur.
((Emphasis added.))
N>*Ignoring the significant syntactical ambiguity, I teleport out of the way until the Godmodder gives up on chasing me as unproductive. If he doesn't, I keep teleporting and distract him.*
((Also, N is Netpatham is me.))
Anywho.
==Suddenly==
The Planetary Egg City shows up and blasts the Incarnate, which it misidentified as the speaker of the terrible pun. It also launches full-grown chickens, who, due to firing eggs, spawn more, which spawn more, which spawn more...Etc. And if the Incarnate fries them...Fried chicken for all!
I am going to take a moment and confirm all of the above as true. Just for the record.
The Godmodder nonspecifically godmods all of your attacks away. You can't argue against a pure and simple godmod!
This is what I'm going to do with every one of your arguments from here on out so you realize how petty they are. I'm also doing this because these attacks are centered around the Incarnate as a whole and would never have a shot at working, so we should just drop the subject.
Split and I gain more power!
The Beta Spaceship Badge is purely cosmetic and only denotes a commander rank!
The Incarnate fires a massive torrent of flame at the chickens, frying them past the point that they can even be considered chicken! They're burnt husks of black flesh...
Crusher, for heavens sake stop trying to argue with the GM. You're coming off as immature and stupid, and you're better than that, which makes it all the more annoying.
The answer would be; size approximating that of the Nether. I went over the whole thing of limited and multiple layers of infinities (which is an actual mathematical discussion that's been around for thousands of years by the way) with Eternis, who is the god of infinity and infinities, and although more powerful than engie, would still probably lose to the Mainframe because of fractally compounded power and other such nonsense. And DID lose to the OP King, who is still bound.
Since the TARDIS has been sent to the edge of Universe C...
Eric looks around at the various monitors that are flipping out (nice one on the count twin, sending the character who would technically be my descendant out into the edge of Godcraft. Don't worry, I hadn't planned on Eric making direct attacks for a bit anyways. Old Man Elderly is NOT a one-shot joke. He's a running gag. Hopefully for the rest of the fight. If anyone else feels so inclined to use Old Man Elderly in one of their attacks, feel free to do so. He's so crazy that not even space-time understands what he's thinking, and thus he is completely capable of being in multiple places at once. Additionally, he is, to quote the evil old lady from Madagascar, too old to die, and thus can be completely and totally ripped apart without so much as a scratch. No, not you Do- oops. Force of habit.) and rubs his eyes as he realizes that over half the combatants from Godcraft are now in one or another of the various cargo holds.
Should we just leave?
I have half a mind to, but I doubt that we'll be able to get out.
Let's test that theory!
Deimos, having gotten back from the bathroom by this point, throws a lever, and the TARDIS shoots out... only to be pulled back in by the power of the Red Dragon.
Welp. This sucks.
The Nether has infinite size...
The TARDIS remains anchored at the edge of the universe. Looks like it's not going anywhere.
I examine the three new Psionic Diffusers. Then, I fill six syringes with each of the alchemies (Burgundy, Bronze, Ochre, Cobalt, Purple, and Fuchsia), and inject them all into my body at the exact same time, utilizing copious amounts of native psionic prowess to stabilize my body as the new energies seep within. Safe, right? Well, I think infusing myself with the psionic potential of the Condesce is perfectly safe, as well as a viable and possibly needed boost.
Afterwards, I proceed to pull out a simplistic oak sapling. Without as much as a second word, I infuse copious amounts of arcane magic into this sapling, coating it in wards of a caliber expected to protect Grayhold from unlimited arcane energy, and spells designed to utilize the fabric of spacetime to their advantage. Then, I promptly make a mental coin flip. However odd that might sound, it is essentially me forcing a coin flip to occur in my imagination. Heads for Build, scratch for Split. One flip. Hah. The coin flies upwards in my mindscape, spinning immensely. Several moments later, it reaches its apex, before succumbing to gravitational force, and landing, scratch up, on the ground. Well, there you have it. I concentrate the flow of energy coursing through the sapling, reducing it to around eight hundred thousand kelvin worth of pure Red Sun energy. The tree's leaves instantaneously fade to scarlet, bristling with unadulterated might. I direct the flow, tossing the sapling in no particular direction. If it is annihilated by Richard's antics, I proceed; if not, I vaporize the sapling myself. Suddenly, minimal amounts of Red Sun energy burst through Split's psyche, melding with the rest of the esoteric potency, and granting Split either a power boost, or some sort of healing effect. You know, I'm still up for making that permanent arrangement. Now isn't exactly the time, but then again, it is always the time to make multispecies bodily trafficking arrangements. If my initial supply is not adequate, you can certainly have both the INWVSA-funded Entity Trafficking Department's full command (I know a guy upon the highest echelons of the Italian space mafia's power systems), which, keep in mind, have everything from the severed legs of fused human/arachnids to Universe Eater parts, and the secondary supply, courtesy of me alone. This supply is exponential greater than that of the last suggestion, primarily composed of literal alternate versions of Psi-Scratch's dead body which were dropped on my doorstep by some insane WAA-spouting alternate version of me, an unlimited supply of both fresh corpses and immobile living beings, of which upwards of an hundred will arrive of each type for you every enquier, various body parts which have been specifically obtained for the purpose of your enjoyment, vast amounts of twisted organs and such, and finally, the key to unlocking a rather secretive place I'm not going to get into, which may or may not be an ungoverned dimension reft with war, death, disease, and famine, and fully susceptible to your every whim in its entirety. You can see the fall of civilizations in accelerate time, or even cause the end of all life and matter in the dimension, only to have it slowly reform for your permanent enjoyment. The key to the secrets of the dimension is only to be provided if I get what I suggested previously for my end of the arrangement, while everything else will be granted, free of charge. Yes, I know you can read this, Split. Is this fairer?
NOW, I pull out the Transparent Magic Cueball, the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, the Illumination, and Cipher's Call. I must be onto something. It must be Gemini. Perhaps fused with Apophis, for all I know. Regardless, I ask the two oracles one singular question simultaneously.
How many Ancestors are still alive, and interacting with this war. By alive, I am referring to a state of existence wherein something has the capacity to interact with the world around themselves, given the fact that my suspect may very well be in one of many various states of undeath.
Afterwards, I proceed to utilize the Illumination's temporal mechanics to view something, around two months in the past, at the end of Trial 4. The First Block, of course. I use Cipher's Call on the side to view Gemini at the present moment, as well as Apophis, focusing on the FORMER. And, after this occurs, I accelerate the Illumination's vision forwards in time, carefully watching for anything to stir, casting hundreds of spells of location and sight. I will not miss this movement. If any of this gets blocked out, it is almost certainly because Gemini is my subject at hand. And, for that matter, I use Cipher's Call to attempt to divine whether or not Alpha is actually an external influence, as opposed to an influence formed entirely in Richard's mind. I will have answers, eventually.
Oh, my. This is rather excellent. Well, to make things simple for this slightly cluttered post, I suppose I merely enter the Right Leg. I mean, unless people request me to go into the Left Leg and deal with the Oblivion effect. Hah. How are we even entering the legs, anyhow? Do we teleport, or use a hatch? Perhaps some sort of molecular diffusion. But, I digress. These questions will be answered, in time.
COBALT PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A psionic diffuser that will spread the psionic powers of cobalt-blooded trolls throughout an organism.
PURPLE PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A psionic diffuser that will spread the psionic powers of purple-blooded trolls throughout an organism.
FUCHSIA PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A psionic diffuser that will spread the fuchsia powers of cobalt-blooded trolls throughout an organism.
You become infused with the psionic powers of the troll race! Newfound energy surges throughout you...
+9,000 HP to Split! ...Huh. You're pretty convincing, I'll give you that. And this is a pretty good deal! I'll accept it.
ZERO
The First Block is floating aimlessly amongst the Fourth Wall. Gemini and Apophis are dead, and you cannot view their whereabouts. Alpha appears to be rooted purely inside the Godmodder's mind.
You move up to the Right Leg, standing on it. Seeing the ground at an angle is slightly disorienting, but you get used to it rather quickly. Dizzying heights can quickly become the norm in Minecraft if you travel high up enough, after all.
"How can you throw a piece of bacon all the way into space?"
You get all these crazy people doing crazy attacks, and THIS is the logic you question!? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
My rage ends up manifesting as a giant Stegosaurus(because Stegosaurus is best dino) and it charges the Incarnate. Before the Incarnate can slap it out of existence or something, the Stegosaurus tosses a book at the Incarnate with its tail. He reads the book and finds it quite engaging, but stops reading after chapter 42 because he has some players to kill. But by then, the Stegosaurus has already impaled the Incarnate 21 times with its super awesome tail.
This time, the projectile you use actually reaches its target and hits the Incarnate's armor! The book is much too small to actually be held by the Incarnate's hand(s), though!
Lothyra: "Well, I'm going to just put on some music. Just for me."
Lothyra boards the Planet Express Ship 3.0. She also takes a potion of war ((increased base damage, decreased base damage taken.)) and a potion of critmist from Talist's now free shop, then drinks both. She also heals Split with Universal Power.
Lothyra: "Okay. I have 10 Tiny Antimatter Canisters for the Anti-Turbocharger and IAC-FR fusion bombs. And an Antimatter Buster Nuke with a yield of 100 megatons. ((the full power of the Tsar Bomba. It was tested with 50 megatons due to fallout concerns. Of course, an antimatter/antimatter-catalysed pure fusion bomb produces almost no fallout.)) Yeah I think I'm set. Since I'm wielding an extremely powerful alchemy ((the FPES)), I think being forced to attack other players is a bad idea."
Lothyra opens the Bag of Holding, takes out the Arsenide Hub (with HAL possessing it), and plugs it/him into the ship's data network ((This isn't giving me extra attacks. This is just allowing me to operate the Planet Express Ship 3.0 at its full potential. One person can't do everything)). He will control the Planet Express Ship 3.0's turret and the loading of the Anti-Turbocharger/Torpedo Launchers.
Lothyra: "Okay, HAL. You ready?"
Y3s. 1 am assum1ng d1r3ct c0ntr0l 0f th3 P3S's turret and l0ad1ng syst3ms.
Lothyra: "Hah. Nice reference."
1 appr3c1at3 your grat1tud3.
Lothyra: "That sounded incredibly Asperger. Wait. Why are we bantering when the world is ending? When my home is ending? Okay."
Lothyra grins. This is what she does. She operates not through innate magic or powers, but through what she has wrought with her hands. Or a giant white machine. She is in her element.
Lothyra: "Let's do this."
She starts all of the systems, takes the stick, and starts the engines. The Planet Express Ship 3.0 rockets into the air and flies to the Right Leg at very high velocities.
Once she arrives, Lothyra syncs the Planet Express Ship 3.0's artificial gravity generators to make "down" the direction of the Right Leg. She and the turret then unleashes a barrage of laser fire at the Corruption Target.
Meanwhile, the Futurama Gang looks around the TARDIS.
Fry: "Where are we? And did I just taste purple?"
Farnsworth: "Wha? This must be the... my god! It's the TARDIS! For all of my life, I've wanted to see one of these legendary machines! And now, I have the chance!"
Farnsworth then begins to take notes on all of the Time Lord technology he sees. Bender then sees Eric.
Bender: 'Hey. Wasn't that the guy with the giant spaceship?"
Leela: "What spaceship?"
Bender: "Eh. It'll talk to him."
Bender walks up to Eric.
Bender: "My friend over here is asking about your giant spaceship. You know, the one that killed that guy? Piono?"
+12,000 HP to Split!
You can't use HAL either. HAL's on the TARDIS right now, in all of his forms.
Critted 8,000 damage to the Corruption Target! It deals so little damage thanks to the overused meme!
((crusher, we're in the endgame. I tried to stop the railroading a bit earlier, but twin had a plot planned out, and although he didn't blatantly railroad until Act 4, Act 4 signalled the point where he HAD to start railroading us to get us to a decent ending. Trying to derail the plot at this point will end badly and with a very unsatisfying ending. Might as well just put up with it. It's one lousy trial, nothing to throw a fit over. Just focus on making this fight as awesome as possible.
As for the weath ray, please don't bring that up now, it is sort of way too late to complain about that legitimately. You're lucky the weath ray didn't just get smashed by the OP scale honestly. If you were wishing it'd be significant, I decided I'd make it a little bit relevant to piono's plot, since it was locked in the box with Kurak before it went off.
But seriously dude, you're one of the veterans, you were responsible for two of the most significant entities in the entire freaking game. You aren't doing too bad.))
The group in the TARDIS, after figuring something out with the EXOS forces, who were (Thankfully) ejected before any over-compression could take effect, heads back towards the battlefield, leading crusher's ludicrously over-sized fleet.
Nobody's losing their characters today!
Basically this.
You're right, nobody's losing their characters today. Nobody's losing their characters if the TARDIS stays put. In all concievable directions is a minefield of the Red Dragon's energy and tendrils, so wavy in appearance that they more resemble flowing water rather than solid matter... If you attempt to move anywhere, the TARDIS (and anything inside) will be incinerated.
Here's how you get a piece of bacon into space: !!!SCIENCE!!!
N>I use the built-in tractor beams on the Beta-Class suit to launch the bacon into space properly.
N>"Fly, bacon, FLY!!!!!"
A>Speaking of tractor beams, another infinitude of ships arrives and uses theirs to push back at the Eclipse, in a constant push of force. In addition to all their other equipment, which has been swapped out for force systems, save the teleportation gear. Which is to say, 26,000,000 newtons (MN) worth of force in gear per ship, times an infinitude of ships...Which is actually only about 10,000 at a time, but I digress. 260,000,000,000 kg*m/s^2 of force presses upwards against the falling Moon, pushing back against the Eclipse.
Also, Old Man Elderly goes Moon-fishing.
Since all of the ships have made direct contact with the Eclipse (you said they're pushing back against it), they all become incinerated by the Eclipse's raw destructive power! Old Man Elderly catches a large chunk of moon rock, but it crushes him!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $344
Battlefield: I give the legion godmodders lapis armour with HMASBC logos on them
+2 to Wilson
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 5/11
The Legion of Godmodders already has the strongest armor they could ever hope to have, enchanted beyond maximum enchantment values!
If the potion of critmist wore off, Lothrya drinks another one. She and the turret then fire more lasers at the Corruption Target.
1 w0uld r3c0mm3nd us1ng a m0r3 p0w3rful f0rm 0f attack.
Lothyra: "Yeah. I have something planned. But for now, I have the Torpedoes."
Lothyra then launches an antimatter torpedo from the PES 3.0's torpedo bay at the Corruption Target. HAL then begins the reloading processes. However, it will take two posts to complete, so I won't be able to use it next post. Lothyra then heals Split again with Universal Power.
Critted 10,000 damage to the Corruption Target! +10,000 HP to Split!
@Tazz: If I guessed, I'd probably be very, very wrong.
@Twin: But.... but... but... I can't repeat that forever because I've only got 2 Armorsmiths in my deck. In order to get more, both me and my opponent would have to play Lorewalker Cho and then someone plays Gang Up. That would copy the Gang Up, but would also require the spells of 3 different classes, which can't happen as there are only 2 players per game. Plus, to copy Bouncing Blade, it would have to be played while the 2 Lorewalkers and in play which would kill one of them and without more Gang Ups, we'd run out of Lorewalkers so we'd need to play several Gang Ups on Cho, Armorsmiths, Tharusan, Deathlords, and Unstable Ghouls, which would require a ton of set up and stuff and would break hand size limits and the Godmodder really doesn't care about any of this and will say I do it indefinitely anyway.
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. And Scratch did have it better because of the Disk of Mojang being "able to do anything, but only once". So he could have said "Disk of Mojang! Be able to do things more than once!" And then proceed to murder everything. However, he didn't because that would be no fun. Saying that the Red Dragon is stronger than the Disk of Mojang is saying that infinity + 2 > infinity, and I'm not sure what that means, if anything. Infinity is not a number and nothing can be greater than infinity because then infinity would not be infinity.
@No-one-in-particular: I'm getting kinda annoyed with how often Wilson is the "damsel in distress". Every time something like this happens, I tell myself that Wilson is going to be stronger. But, then something happens like, the world explodes into an inferno of rage, and he just HAS to get flattened. If Wilson just ignored these, that would be really inconsistent, especially with the information I haven't given out yet. I suppose that's the trouble with being a mortal playing with gods. At least he sometimes gits for 217k damage.
Wilson stays mostly silent and limp as Blue picks him up, only occasionally snarling slightly and muttering,
grm... ... Cinders... in the dark... ...
...
Over on HMAS ship...
Slowly, Wilson's eyes drift open as he flexes his claws and keeps them tensed. His eyes scour the room with an intense gaze before he asks to anyone who is around, growling,
Where. am. I?
Alright, the Godmodder revokes his earlier godmod and instead makes infinite copies of you with the same hand of cards to repeat the trick infinite times! He then does the same thing he did earlier, but disposes of the infinite copies afterwards.
The fact that the Disc of Mojang can only do something once is a fundamental restriction of the item's power. You can't simply tell it to be able to do the same thing multiple times, as it was built by Mojang to only be able to do something once! And the Red Dragon, being Minecraft itself back in its earliest form, could very well be the only thing in the universe besides Mojang to remove this limitation...
Hmm, maybe I can strike up a deal if you really... Pity *rolls eyes* us.
I teleport to the dragon and say "Hey! If you think the godmodder is powerful, you should give me some of whatever made the godmodder! Always better to have a backup". The dragon looks blankly at me. "Right, you speak a different language... Which makes no sense if your an all powerful beast, but of course destroying recklessly doesn't take a lot of brains. um, you CANT understand this right, because that would be awkward... And I'm talking to myself if you don't understand, which would be equally awkward. The dragon raises his eyebrow, and I'm hurtled back to the earth.
I try to recover, and see the incarnate (which I called the godmodder because its being controlled by him). I ask him to talk about giving me a power up from the infinite dragon (which if you think about it, means he's pretty greedy). Unfortunately the godmodder is jamming to some awesome final boss music, and when he sees me he flicks me aside. Are both of you just doing what you want! You know there's something known as teamwork, it can help out... This group has lots of power, but they also have overconfidence...They need someone with brains, leadership, and cunning, someone, someone like... Like.
Incarnate: Like who?
Like someone... I just can't my put my finger on it.
A voice reverberates all around you, knocking you to the ground. You feel as if your very essence is being stripped away.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. YOU ARE UNFIT TO WIELD MY POWER. IF YOU TRIED YOU WOULD BURN UP IN SECONDS.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $346
Battlefield: I give the godmodder legion some ultrafields with similar logos
+2 to Wilson
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 6/11
-HMAS Ship-
Alright, so, I guess I should describe the room Wilson is in.
Wilson is on a couch in the main room of the HMAS Ship. The room is relatively large, with walls made of a dull white, almost grey-ish, metal. To the front of the couch is a large window/screen that takes up most of that wall, currently viewing the void outside. Below the window is a ship console of some sort. I doubt he'd be able to see the other parts of the room, but I'll describe them for convenience. The wall to Wilson's left has two doors, and the one to the right has one. Those two walls are otherwise plain save a few decorations and whatnot. The wall to the back to the couch is a kitchen, which also contains a small dining table. The rest of the room, mainly the middle, is rather normally furnished, containing what you might expect in a living room or whatever you Americans call them.
Upon hearing Wilson wake up, Blue walks over with a glass of water and offers it to Wilson.
Wanted to give you something strawberry related, but then I realized I have no idea what strawberries are...
Now, to answer on your question, you're on the HMAS Ship, my home away from home...away from home.
When the apocalypse started, you started screaming, and then fainted or something.
At the same time, for whatever reason, the TARDIS failed to take off, so I made a quick decision to teleport out with you in tow.
Hopefully you don't mind I did that... I can bring you back there, and I'll probably return myself, but you might want to sit tight until they get out of that universe.
PERSEVERANCE CHARM: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It glows with a passive blue energy, and will minicrit one of the wearer's attacks each turn. It will also protect the wearer from an attack that would normally one-shot them, leaving them with only 1 HP. It can only do this once, however.
KALARE PROTECTION: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It shines with amethyst light, and protects whoever wears it from The_Lord_Erelye or Kalare Erelye.
Assuming the Red Dragon is infinitely big, it would not fit into anything. Infinity is a very large number. Thus, let us assume that the Red Dragon is the size of the Nether. Travelling a block in the Nether is equal to travelling 8 blocks in the Overworld, thus the Nether is logically 8 times smaller than the Overworld. The Overworld has been calculated by other people to be about roughly 8 times as large as Earth. If the Enderdragon is the size of the Nether, and the Overworld is 8 times as large as the Nether AND 8 times as large as Earth, then the Enderdragon is about as large as Earth. Earth's mass is 5.972 X 10^24, which is 5972 with 21 zeroes after it, or 5972000000000000000000000, in kilograms. A kilogram is 1000 grams, so this means that the Red Dragon weighs about 5.972 X 10^27, or 5972 X 10^24, grams. This means that the Red Dragon's weight can be stated, according to this here list of prefixes, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_prefix in Yottagrams. The Red Dragon, therefore, is 5972 Yottagrams (look, I don't know if there's an official unit).
Assuming the Universe we are in is about the same size as the observable Universe of the real world, and assuming that both of these Universes are spherical (as space is three-dimensional), then the distance from the center to the outermost point is 13.8 billion light years. A billion is about 1 X 10^9, or 1000000000, so this means that the radius of the universe is 13.8 X 10^9 light years, or 13800000000 light years. A Light Year is 9.4605284 X 10^15 meters, or about 9460528400000000 meters. This means that the Universe is 13800000000 X 9460528400000000 = 1.3055529 X 10^26 meters, or about 130555290000000000000000000 meters. This is the radius. That's half as wide as the Universe. And now, Volume. 3d space. Thankfully, Google is here to tell me how to get a sphere's volume.
The Volume of a sphere is 4/3rds of Pi(Radius) cubed. This means that 4/3 X Pi X 130555290000000000000000000^3 = 1.6354951 X 10^80 cubic meters. That is... 16354951 X 10^73. That is 163549510000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cubic meters. 1 cubic meter is 1000 liters. 1 liter is 1000 grams. Tack another 6 zeroes on. 163549510000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grams. That is 16354951 X 10^79 grams, which is 16354951 with 79 zeroes after it. Let's compare values.
1.6354951 X 10^86 (Universe) grams (1635.4951 X 10^58 Yottagrams)
5.972 X 10^27 (Red Dragon) grams (5972 Yottagrams)
WHAT... WHAT THE HELL. IS HAPPENING? RICHARD, GET OUT. OF THE MACHINE. YOU'RE INSANE. YOUR JOB. IS TO ANNOY PEOPLE. TO RUIN THEIR DAY. TO TROLL THEM. NOT. TO DESTROY. THE UNIVERSE! YOU DO REALIZE. THIS WILL KILL. YOU TOO?
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN. THIS WILL. NOT HAPPEN.
Serpent throws an all-purpose screwdriver at the Incarnate, aimed for a socket on the mech's body. The screwdriver automatically selects the right kind of head and screws open the socket, exposing a gap that is blasted by random gunfire from nowhere.
The Godmodder appears to not even respond to your comment...
The gap is the size of an Iron Button, and all of the gunfire spontaneously misses it! The Godmodder then fixes the gap, replacing it with armor.
((@talist: thank you. And I don't think Wilson is always going to be the damsel in distress. Most of the other characters (well, some at least) had a similar period of time, the thing is that happened in their backstory. Wilson got thrown right in before gaining access to the resources and knowledge to hold his own without help. And now, for everyone else who noticed something really obvious that neither I nor Eric noticed in my previous post... The TARDIS is still full of refugees... Yeah. I feel stupid now.
@serpent: question, has Astria left the TARDIS's control room, or is she just staying quiet?))
In the TARDIS:
ERIC!!!
Hank points to one of the screens.
Wha- oh crap.
That's right, the refugees...
D'arvit, I'm not used to having to keep tabs on everything...
You sure you want to go out there on your own?
Someone needs to help.
Dangit* Eric! You aren't a god!
You can't survive out there!
I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
He jumps out the door.
Hank bashes his head on the keyboard.
Bloody,gorilla, idiot!
Hank?
Just get this stupid thing turned around!
What about the others further in-
We have teleporters, do we not?
Just get this bloodygorillathing turned around and out of the danger zone!
Eric dives through the air as the TARDIS suddenly changes direction and heads back out.
Alright, let's see if i remember where I put everything...
He reaches into his cloak, there's some mechanical whirring, and he pulls out his hand, it is now covered in what looks sort of like the Mark 42 Iron Man armor.
Okay, that's still there...
He puts the hand out, and fires it up, dodging out of the way of one of the stray energy blasts whizzing around.
Crap, where's the helmet...
He pulls out the noisy cricket.
Nope, that's not i- wait wait,dangit!
He watches as the noisy cricket flies away after he fumbles it into the distance.
Frick.That wasn't supposed to happen. Guess I'm not getting it back.
After rummaging through his coat, and finding several more things, most of which he puts back, he finally finds the stuff he wants, putting on the power suit helmet and calling the rest out of his coat.
Now where's the... There's a loud clang and he whips his hand out, a bear trap goes flying off into the distance.
What theheck was that doing in there?
Finally he pulls out a small globe with a button on it.
This thing had better still work...
He presses the button and warps to the battlefield.
And because of his downward momentum, smashes straight into the rock.
My Action: I cause any of the godmodder's summons to get nuked by his own Curse of Anti-Entity. If he does not summon anything, I try to stub the Incarnate's toe with a Portable Weath Ray, causing an insignificant amount of damage.
EXOS Action: EXOS re-activates from a secret AI backup, and realizes it lost its fleet. Luckily, the Fleetmind's Sphere Reactor is coming online.
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19 ((I used one last post.)) Reloading in progress.
==Actions==
Lothyra and the turret fire yet more lasers at the Corruption Target.
Lothyra: "Hmm. Eventually the Curse of Repetitiveness will get to us. Let me try something. I got that Spoil from Talist. Let's use it."
Lothrya then uses the Glitch Wrench against the Corruption Target. She then ubercharges the Corruption Target in a harmful way. The antiberium spreads to the Corruption Joints, dealing damage to them too.
The Curse of Repetitiveness gets to you!
The Glitch Wrench horribly backfires, spreading corruption and chaos around the entire area! You and crystalcat take 5 damage! The Corruption Target takes 15,000 damage from the antiberium, but contains it so it doesn't spread!
I run onto the Right Leg, pulling out Deus Ex Machina (Noting that its namesake has indeed happened, even if it was more of a Chekov's Gun) and unleashing a Judgement into the world. I set no coherent law into it, but simply allow it a great amount of law-potential, which, of course, comes in the form of law energies. After a second, I slam, through telekinetic force, the Judgement into the Corruption Target, instilling a law into it as I do that the Corruption Target should not exist. The light of the Judgement erodes away at the Corruption Target, before the Judgement itself slams into the Corruption Target, hitting it simultaneously with both a much more concentrated antipathic effect and the searing heat of a small star.
Remember that Sharpness 9001 sword I tried to use earlier in the game, but failed? No?
Well, I have modified it to be Sharpness 9002. This already game-breaking move is boosted by a ton because of it, and a ton is pretty heavy. I then take the sword and...
...Realize that just swinging or throwing it will be useless. So instead I use the sword to construct the Sword of All Swords, that shoots swords at the Incarnate. One of these swords is the Master Sword, a sword that annihilates evil. tHIS OBVIOUSLY IS very HARMFUL TO THE iNCARNATE, AND FOR SOME REASON THIS INVERTED CAPS TEXT HURTS THE iNCARANATE EVEN MORE! I don't even know!
The Incarnate throws Ganon in the way of the Master Sword, who gets hit by it and dies!
YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Dumper (5/9)
Essence of Random Phrases && Fully Factual Facts DVD && Digital Designs 9918Z = The RIB (7/7)
Action: Planning
I begin to plan my attacks for this trial. I pull out a laptop, go to random.org and acquire my list of alchemies in a scrambled order. Here we go...
THE R.I.B.: Short for "Rapid Information Blaster", this is a metallic subwoofer that is imbued with the essence of random phrases and fully factual facts. When hooked up to a power source, it will constantly spew fully factual facts at anything nearby! While this is normally a nuisance, it has a volume setting that can be raised quite high...
I raise True Crystallum again, still in Mage Mode, calling, "Load cartridge, two shots!" Crystallum complies, another two unused cartridges firing and causing huge amounts of power to begin coursing through the staff from shaft to tip. I point the staff at the Corruption Target, flying off the leg for a second and aiming straight down as an absolutely massive ball of compressed magic builds at the staff's tip, encircled by a loop of magic. Then I suddenly disdain pure-magic attacks, and reabsorb the ball of magic, shifting to an entirely different magical style. The air in a large space is suddenly caught in an irresistible magical grip and compressed, becoming plasma as a sheath of magic forms around it. The rest of the magic from the cartridges goes to sucking in, compressing, and heating more air. I swing the staff around to point at the Oblivion Target, Crystallum dispassionately commenting "Sunspike." The magic-sheathed ball of plasma forms into more of a cone shape as it rockets downward, impacting the Oblivion Target with both massive speed and punishing, sunlike heat.
Full Drive 8/10.
16,000 damage to the Corruption Target! You cannot attack the Oblivion Target right now!
"GUYS! Has no one realized that the Godmodder is part of the Illuminati!?"
Many groans erupt from the players. I use these groans to my advantage, and create the ultimate groaner joke: "Ever heard the joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
This terrible joke makes the Incarnate facepalm with his flaming hand, which hurts his face. Even if he doesn't, immediately afterward the Incarnate is doused in extra-cheesy cheese, which traps him for a few seconds and damages him.
"GUYS ATTACK! And maybe then we can stop the Illumina-"
"SHADDUP TEH!"
";_;"
The Godmodder temporarily dumbs down his brain so he doesn't understand the joke and therefore doesn't facepalm! This only affects his understanding of humor and not any other mental faculties. The Incarnate then sends in a swarm of starved mice that devour the cheese in seconds!
@Engie: Infinity is not technically a number. If it was, infinity + 2 would also be a number and that would be greater than infinity, which violates the definition of infinity. Infinity * 6 = infinity. Infinity plus/minus/times/divided by any real, positive number is still infinity. If you multiply it by -1 though, you get -infinity. Also, to go from volume (liters) to mass (grams) you need to multiply by the density, not 1000. Which... leads me into my "attack"...
In an attempt to slow down the Red Dragon...
Lets say that the Red Dragon does have infinite size. Then, assuming its density is not 0 (otherwise it would be basically light), it also has infinite mass. Now, take a look at this equation... J = .5 * m * v^2 J is the energy stored in motion, m is mass, and v is velocity. Because the Red Dragon has infinite mass and infinity times any real, positive number is still infinity, then J must also be infinity. So, the Red Dragon needs an infinite amount of force to move at ANY speed. If he DOES have infinite force, then things get a little... odd... So, if the Red Dragon has infinity powerful legs/wings/magic/whatever he uses to move, then he can put infinite force behind his actions. So, our equation from above becomes... infinity = 0.5 * infinity * v^2. The problem is that both .5 and v^2 are positive, real numbers. So, ANY value for v solves this equation. This doesn't mean the Red Dragon gets to pick a number he likes and that's his speed though. It means that when he puts infinite force into moving his infinite mass, he will go at literally EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION OF SPEED AND DIRECTION ALL AT THE SAME TIME! He'll be moving towards Godcraft at 100 miles per hour, away from it at 60 meters per second, sideways to it at 80 kilometers per minute, and an infinite number of other possibilities all at once. He could even be going at imaginary speeds such as 647 * sqrt(-19 * sin(cot(23 + pi * ln(19tou)))) + 2i milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon at a right angle to probability and parallel to sanity. I really don't know. But, I do know that there are wayyy more directions and speeds that don't go towards Godcraft than ones that do go towards Godcraft. Milli-fathoms per nano-baktoon is the BEST unit of measurement by the way.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
Could I please get a description paragraph for this thingy-mo-bob?
HMAS ship stuff on my next post...
*insert above Mega Man joke here*
But seriously yeah, that would mean that the Red Dragon is going everywhere at once. And that is true.
Everyone stops in complete shock as a jagged hole, still burning from raw ammunition, has been shot straight through the Cockpit. The Godmodder, in the center of it, has a similar hole through his chest. The Godmodder doesn't even speak. He just falls from the Cockpit, hurtling through the air, below the Incarnate's legs, its feet... And then he lands on the bedrock below, with a sickening crack.
Without a vessel to occupy, the Red Dragon disperses to the edge of Minecraftia, destroying it in peace. All of you log off of GodCraft, and, with your newfound guidance, the Legion of Godmodders, Build, Split, and the other Descendants rampage onto Earth. In a brutal fight that leaves the United States of America permanently scarred and in a near nuclear winter, the Conclave falls in a way akin to the Tower's destruction. Project Binary's incarnations on Earth are destroyed thanks to a power core malfunction. You were the one responsible.
The Godmodder's computers on Earth all explode, killing his real-life self as well. Everyone snaps out of Project Binary's mind control, and they hail you as a hero! Everyone recognizes goanna67 as the one who killed the Godmodder, the one who destroyed Project Binary, the one who liberated Earth. The other Descendants and combatants are recognized, but nowhere near on the same scale as you. In 2016, you are elected President of the United States. Your campaign, Goanna 2016, was incredibly successful.
Earth flourishes under the rule of you and the other branches of government, who are occupied by the Descendants, the godmodders, Split and I. With no need for a third game, the First Guardian form of TwinBuilder occupies Build's body permanently. Project Binary's moonbase is shut down and repurposed into a proper network of moon colonies. North Korea lands man on the Moon, Mars, the Sun, and Europa. There are plans to build nuclear silos on all celestial bodies of the government. No one notices or cares. Halo 6 is announced the very same day.
The Homestuck kids complete their Scratch successfully, leaving their session and wandering the Void freely, exploring a vast network of dream bubbles where they meet up with past and future friends. The IUPC is reformed in all of its glory, until another cataclysmic paradox shuts it down. Someone by the name of WAAlare started it.
You are declared permanent President in 2020, when it becomes incredibly clear that your rule has brought about world peace. The US debt has been lifted, every country in the world actually likes each other, plans for proper space organization outside of North Korea's regime have been established, and everything is looking bright.
And sometimes, you like to head back onto GodCraft, which is now running on Build's computer. You and everyone else go on, for old times' sake, for memories of a war that ended with a shot heard round the world. And it was good.
> END OF ACT 4
> ACT 5
> END OF ACT 5 > FIN
Everyone stops in complete shock as you, just about to fire a shotgun at nowhere in particular, are instantly sealed inside a complicated glass chamber with tubes and mechanisms hooked up to it everywhere. The Incarnate rips open in a hole in space, chucks you inside, and seals the hole. It looks like the Incarnate has made you fall asleep and has engineered a reality in your dreams where you have become the benevolent ruler of everything in existence.
I look around with some interest, taking in the view of the battle.
"Looks like it's time for the final fight. Now, this is the part where it gets interesting."
My drone twitches, a meter forming on it's back. It appears to be full of clear liquid at the moment. The words Alpha Trigger are clearly written at the top of it.
"Let's not reveal the surprise just yet... Well, it's not really a surprise. Any old sap could figure it out."
I hoist the Necro Smasher up high, then bring it down on the Corruption Joints.
Alpha Trigger: 0%
HEH
The Necro Smasher deals 15,000 damage to the Corruption Joints and causes them to partially lock up!
My confusion manifests itself as...uh...I'm running out of ideas here!
"I like turtles!" PERFECT! "Wait wh-"
A GIANT TURTLE! That breaths anti-Incarnate lasers(because raisins) at the Corruption Joints, and I then stomp on the Confusion Turtle, and kick the shell at the Joints, confusing the right leg.
Maniac: Midna? It's show time. I channel my rage, my rage at the Godmodder, my rage at the DRAGON, for the NETHER BEING DESTROYED, FOR EVERYTHING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!!!!!!!
Time for some fun!
I create a zipline and slide down to the LEFT LEG, landing and attacking the OBLIVION (CURSE HIM) JOINTS with UMBRA. I then /give Midna the last remaining bits of the FUSED SHADOW.
Midna: How did you- never mind. I use the Fused Shadows AND FOLLOW MANIAC, PUNCHING THE OBLIVION TARGET WITH ALL 7 OF MY HANDS!
Midna's in the TARDIS, which is at the edge of the universe! 8,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
6. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)
7. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)
I then take out the ...What is this thing anyways? Let's see, I fused the Thorny Bow, Ends of the Earth, Zodiac's Azimuth and the Cosmic Prodigy, so...bah, whatever. I run up to the Oblivion Leg and shoot up the Oblivion Target with arrows, getting 50 perfect bullseyes. Really, this isn't much of an achievement given the size of these stupid things, but hey. Anyways, I pull out the Insanity Quiver, and use the Machine and Meteor upgrades in conjunction to call down an excessive number of Doom Bullets and Moon chunks onto the Oblivion Target.
I use Hyper-engineering (a new skill I made up on the spot) to convert my Portable Weath Ray into a Wormhole Drill, then use it to dematerialize part of the Oblivion Target.
YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Dumper (6/9)
Action: Finale Part 1 of ~115 (Everyslayer)
I step into the Right Leg and morph Everyslayer into Plamslayer.
I withdraw my Plumsgun-looking thing, Plamslayer, from a dimension where all were strung up from the wallbars for naught.
Wrought from the silver heart of the man who turned up round Michael Rosen's way once, put up a tent in the park he did and put notices all round the street, laced with vessels that pulsed with thick cooking oil, hewn from the horns of the Skyfoogles, it went "*click* Noice." as it was set loose, a "*click* Noice." that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
I swing Plamslayer through the Corruption Target. I take one half of my fallen enemy and tear open its stomach, stuffing the other half inside. I vomit steam and summon a great Skyfoogle corpse from space to smash into the Corruption Target's remains and kill it.
Suddenly, the Corruption Target is restored to its appearance before this part of my attack, except that it has taken the damage that it would have taken. I repeat this with another variant of Everyslayer:
I withdraw my shiny metal ass, Gutzaslayer, from a dimension where all posted Homestuck comics for naught.
Wrought from the [REDACTED] of Lothyra's original backstory, laced with vessels that pulsed with Lothyra's [REDACTED], hewn from the horns of Sanicstuck's characters, it "Bluh."'d as it was set loose, a "Bluh" that only I can hear, but no one can share.
I swing Gutzaslayer through the Corruption Target. I take one half of my fallen enemy and tear open its stomach, stuffing the other half inside. I vomit steam and summon a great meteor from space to smash into the Corruption Target's remains and kill it, forever.
I snap my fingers, and a giant cannon made out of [REDACTED] appears out of nowhere! I step into the cannon and proceed to aim at THE INCARNATE. This cannon's projectile has the ability to reverse body transformation, which is immune to the plot. I then set the cannon's power to DIVIDED BY ZERO, and fire. It creates a giant hole right through godcraft, destabilizing its nether and also affected [DATA EXPUNGED UNTIL DTG3]. The radius of the blast obliterated everything in its sight, leaving no trees, grass, or nature.
(This is an AoE attack that targets most, if not all, the incarnate's parts.)
I also use the Hivemind CPU.
The cannon malfunctions due to its power being an error, and backfires!
I get to the right legs corruption joint by climbing with a wrench.Once there I start hitting it with the wrench, trying to destroy as much as possible.
I call in a supply drop from the Fleetmind. 1000 Portable Weath Ray units drop down in a crate to the League of Godmodders, and due to the power of the godmodders they actually do what they were designed to do (namely, cut through anything). The League then attacks the Oblivion Target (or whatever else it decides to attack) using these new weapons (this is a damage buff to the League).
"how did none of us manage to poke any weakpoint when we were pretty much coating it in bullet- you know what, forget it"
I save the game-changer of ubzulla for later. That's for when there's desperation in the air and when it's needed.
Instead, i open fire on the hurty bits of the Right Leg using the Rapidfire Bow. And maybe actually getting onto it because that helps targeting things.
The Rapidfire Bow deals 15,000 damage to the Corruption Joints!
I call in a combined arms assualt on the Oblivion Target, using Battle Technique: Fleet Attack as covering fire, then channeling endermancy to summon an orbital lance in the form of a bolt of highly concentrated endergy, which washes over the Oblivion Target, teleports parts of it all over the universe (subjecting them to the destruction the Red Dragon's power is causing to the rest of the universe), then teleports them back in the wrong order, causing telefragging, malfunction, and short circuits. I also point out that omglolsguy has been taking 3 damage per round for the last 50 rounds, and it is unlikely that that DOT or whatever is supposed to last that long.
Post 1
(GREEN)...
Gone?(END GREEN) Suddenly enraged, Eglarbroad takes off the Raspberry Helmet and presses a button on the inside of it. A signal goes out to the house left in space... A giant engine bursts through the back walls, channeling the power of whatever is being hyped right now. The engine activates, bringing the house crashing into Godcraft. The house splits in half from re-entry effects, and crashes into both eyes with the full blast of faster-than-light hype boosters. Charred and broken remains of the house fall to the ground. The copper board re-enters the atmosphere... Eglarbroad climbs onto the Left Leg.
I call in a Potion Globedropper, giving the next 10 attacks crits with 10 Critmist Potions. I then roll the Faceless Eight at the Oblivion Target.
The Godmodder replaces all of the potions in the Potion Globedropper with Potions of Harming! You take 3 damage! You roll the Faceless Eight!
8-7-4-6-4-2-8-2
An inky black X is cut through the Oblivion Target, turning it into the symbol of the Operator! Static fills the vision of everyone, and when it clears, the Oblivion Target is gone, only inky darkness and tenebrous tendrils remaining... Static appears again, and the Oblivion Target is back, just 11,000 HP weaker...
To follow up my ultimate Hearthstone defense, I use the ultimate Hearthstone attack! I move over to... the right leg before setting up my deck and picking mage.
I play out two Sorcerer's Apprentices at 2 mana each. Each of them reduces the cost of all my spells by 1 each, so a total of 2 mana discount per spell. Then I play unstable portal and just "happen" to get another Sorcerer's Apprentice. Unstable Portal is a 2 mana mage only spell that randomly puts ANY playable minion from the game into your hand and discounts whatever you get by 3 mana. As it is a spell, the two Apprentices I have in play make it cost 0 mana. I then play the Sorcerer's Apprentice I got and it costs 0 mana because Unstable Portal gives it a discount. So now I've spent 4 mana and have 3 Sorcerer's Apprentices out. Then, at a 3 mana discount to its normal 4 mana cost, I play Echo of Mideev, which puts a copy of every minion you have in play into your hand, so I get 3 more Apprentices. I play out one of them for the full, 2 mana cost. I now have 4 Apprentices on the board and have 3 of my 10 mana left. I play my second Unstable Portal for free and just "happen" to get Archmage Antonidas, a powerful legendary minion. Yes, I do require your assistance. His normal, 7 mana cost is discounted to 4 by the Unstable Portal. So I play the Coin to gain 1 mana this turn and play Antonidas. Then finally, I play Arcane Missiles for free thanks to the Apprentices, dealing a pitiful 3 damage to the Corruption Target. WHAT A COMBO! But that's not the point. Arcane Missiles is a spell, and whenever you cast a spell while you have Antonidas in play, he gives you a Fireball card. Fireball is a 4 mana spell that deals 6 damage to its target. Thanks to all four of my Apprentices, that four mana cost is discounted to 0 mana so I can play it for free. And because Fireball is also a spell, Antonidas gives me another Fireball when I play it, which is discounted to 0 and played, which gives me another Fireball, which is discounted to 0 and played, and so on, producing a LITERALLY ENDLESS supply of free Fireballs. I cast ALL of them at the Corruption Target, blasting it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again until I'm stopped by the OP scale and all my Apprentices die from the no entities curse along with Antonidas at the end of my turn.
Yes, you technically CAN pull off this combo in the actual game. I didn't break any mana limits, didn't steal other class's cards or anything like that. This is the ULTIMATE one turn, 10 mana, only when going second, 6 card, one in about 250,000 chance ULTRA COMBO WOMBO OF DESTINY! And, I managed to fit it ALL into one turn, so the Godmodder can't do anything about it. Unless he had something like Loethe- uh... never mind. Nope. Totally nothing can be done about it.
@Piono:Well, during his backstory, he was even weaker. He has gotten a lot stronger than when he first started out. In some ways though, that makes me kinda sad. Sniff... they grow up so fast... But he needs to be stronger now that more people know about him and he's being involved in some increasingly risky and demanding situations.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
Could I please get a description paragraph for this thingy-mo-bob?
And now, time for something completely different the -H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
Wilson's pointy little claws dig into the couch's fabric. He makes no immediate response to Blue's explanation except for continuing to growl and pan his vision through the room with a primal, almost hunted look in his eyes. But, as his eyes move over the void... screen... window thingy, his intensity slowly melts away as he stares off into it, enchanted by the dancing darkness. He stares into it for a good five minutes while forgotten memories struggle to put out the fires of anger left behind from the Red Dragon's rampage. Then, still looking more irritated than normal, he turns to actually acknowledge Blue.
I don't really know what happened. Everything was just anger. I sure do love a good end of the world I suppose. Well, I wish it could be just the end of the world. I used to think that would be the worst possible outcome. But, turns out worlds are meaningless. Yet I still cry for every lost life. Seems like it should be easier to not care, but I can't help it. And then... this... happens... ... I should say thank you. Its not exactly difficult to knock me over, and so I find myself saying those two words a lot. hah... I suppose its alright if I'm not being a burden, but sometimes I feel like I am... I guess I'll wait here for... however long it takes. But I never had anywhere else to go, so its not like this changes my plans of... nothing.
He takes a quick look at the glass of water.
Oh, thank you, but I'm not that thir- ... actually I am. I never finished my last... soda, was it?
Awkwardly, he tries a few different angles to drinking it, before resorting to dipping his paw into the glass and then liking the water off that, all while occasionally sneaking quick glaces off into the void.
14,000 damage to the Corruption Target! You take 3 damage!
THE BLINDING LIGHT: An upgraded version of Silicon Steampunker that is charged with the divine electricty of the Bottled Hoshifire. It contains the power of a kitsune's soul, and flickers between gold, white, and black colors. This power is channeled through a battery present on the bow that can fire pure bolts of electricity or concentrate them in arrows.
A>Fabricator. Use it. Get the best gear you possibly can. Although I need a run or two. I have plans. (Action expended to fabricate for later)
==Battlefield==
A>Oh look, plans. Suddenly, an armada of Omega-class 'suits' arrives, controlled by a massively parallel Argus. Two depart to give Build and Split extra armor. By extra, of course, I mean "the most armor possible that will not interfere with channelling", with a side of "All other module slots, of which there are 100+ (remaining, not total. In total, there are a lot more.), are loaded with Solar Powertaps for suns Build and Split are not drawing upon.
A>The others instead rush the Head (fly free, infinitudes!), seamlessly transitioning between gravities as they sneak up/teleport up the back, and deploy a Remote Ignis Concept Diffuser (which is to say, the nodes are not located in editable range, which releases enough heat to both melt the Scarred Metal and set the Majestic Beard on fire. As well as the Godmodder's actual beard. It then switches to Ordo, sapping the Chaos Bar. They then take up position over the Eyes, providing a clear view of the outside but also being mirrors that will reflect lasers. If the armor-piercing razorblades are fired, automated wormholes engage and drop the Razor Blades straight into the Eyes. If either of these eventualities come to pass, the suits distribute themselves amongst the Descendants. And then the lower-tiered Godmodders. If none of those come to pass, the Suits remain in place.
==A Place That Doesn't Exist==
A>(music)*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo* And believe me I am / Still alive
H2>>Oh, how droll. How goes the battle?
A>Poorly. But the escapees showed up.
H2>>Ah. Did the one person who didn't use Godmodding to escape show, or no?
A>No. Not yet. Although, that could be Split.
==The Battlefield==
I pull out the mixture of Forgotten Beast extracts only found in Battlefailed, and afflict the Incarnate with it, avoiding ANY contact with the extracts. How did I get that here? I went and collected it. While wearing full hazmat gear. Over a set of more hazmat gear. Over more hazmat gear for good measure.
Argus can't help you!
I acknowledged A Place That Doesn't Exist's existence, so it's gone!
Post 1 Eglarbroad takes out the Universe Monocle... And tosses it into the air. The monocle is thrown... and hits the incoming copper board. The board spins, and starts orbiting around Eglarbroad. The copper board now acts as a shield, automatically blocking attacks. If Eglarbroad is about to get attacked, the copper board will float over to the attack location, and block it. In the process, it will start playing Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up. The copper board goes into a recharge period after blocking the attack, the recharge period being the copper board playing the rest of the song.
-1 Dimensional Object(Universe Monocle). Remaining: Temporal Top Hat. The tubas are readied...
I use my limited Godmodding powers to redact any mention of the Red Dragon's real name, forever, and including back in time enough that Golden Freddy's speech isn't screwed over by it.
OK, PEOPLE. I'M GONNA START SHOUTING. BECAUSE WE HAVE A PLAN. A WAY WE ARE DOING THIS. THE WAY WE ARE DOING THIS IS, WE ARE TAKING OUT THOSE LEGS FIRST. DIVIDE YOURSELVES BETWEEN THE LEGS, AND GET TO KILLING BOTH PARTS ASAP. COMBAT OPERANDI, BATTLE TECHNIQUES. EVERYTHING'S FAIR GAME. THEN THE CHESTPLATE. THEN THE ARMS. THEN THE HEAD. DO NOT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME MOVING UP TO THE CHESTPLATE UNTIL THE LEGS ARE DONE, DO NOT MOVE TO THOSE ARMS UNTIL THE CHESTPLATE IS DEAD, AND IGNORE THE HEAD UNTIL THE ARMS ARE GONE. IT WILL BE IN THAT ORDER, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. ARE WE CLEAR? OK. THIS IS OUR PLAN, STICK TO IT. PLEASE.
I immediately get started on the Left Leg, and move up to that one. I mean, I have Mythos. Creation and Oblivion in tandem. I have some other stuff that's pretty Creation-related as well, so this SHOULD be a good counter to all of that. I immediately get working on the Oblivion Target. I look at Mythos, change it into Creation Mode, and then pull out The Whole Note and the Origin Wands at the same time. I use all three, and make the Mythos sprout a huge Divinium drill, tipped by a Quill of Enchida. Perfect for these Oblivion-themed weapons. I temporarily add in the Whole Note and Origin Wand, super-powering the Creative energies. The Drill, a mix of golden and white, whirs to life, furiously working its inner systems, then...
Well, quite frankly a larger-than-life laser bursts through, preaching the glory of communication in very, very punctual terms, the will to live, the force that even birthed the Red Dragon, and the force that would always reign it in and undo its desires, an impossible force from the moment it existed. It is the force that birthed the Incarnate, and it is, wholly non-ironically, the force that will destroy it. It is the force responsible, indirectly, for every other force. It has been wholly underestimated in all that it can do, and it has remained such, until right here, right now. Richard made a lot of bad choices, but this, by far, is his worst.
The beam of pure Creation surges through, penetrating on such a level that quantitative measure of that level is lost on even the omniscient. The sheer anathema to Oblivion everywhere, so powerful and concentrated, makes of its supposedly stronger counterpart like a knife through butter. Not even-at this point, to compare what is going on here to a knife and butter, the knife's touch has to turn the butter into gas and increase it's speed. The sheer existence of its rival, rather than stopping it, urges it onward and strengthing it, refining it, like a challenge to resolve.
ANd this is before the actual drill, the source of this laser, actually impacts the Oblivion Target. I thrust it into the Target, in one move violently applying the absolute poison to Oblivion through a high-powered supercharged Creation-based Drill capable of cutting so deeply I cannot quantitatively measure its actual cutting ability. Every second of extreme Creative penetration backed only by my undying inability to wish harm and humiliation upon Richard, every second forcibly infused into my being. Re-caging [REDACTED] was terrifying, fear got me quite thoroughly. Here, I fear him not. He will be as the very element he has affinity for. Nothing. I will ensure it. I will personally cave his skull in if I have to, then tear through another 125 HP just to do it again. Even more? Pff. Alone? I am not alone.
"I see, Richard, that you still have your practically-trademarked penchant for your inability to ever, EVER do things on your own actual power! For someone who repetitively feels the need to remind us that you are the ultimate power in existence, you seem to get outclassed a lot! You seem to need a TON of help, don't you?! You claim so much power that isn't your own! Considering who I'm talking too, that's a testament to how much you are weak, UNDER-POWERED for your supreme roll, and have to ask others to compensate for your massive gaps! The Invasion! Alpha! Psi, even if that failed you freaking tried with Psi! The Mimes! And now the Red Dragon! You were never a real threat while it was just you and us, Richard! And you needed US to repel the Glitch, and you needed US to stop the Arrival, didn't you? You pathetic, unoriginal suck up, running to the biggest bully in the neighborhood and begging them to help whenever things go south! That was literally your ultimate plan in a nutshell, isn't it?"
...
UserZero smiled. Ah, the sound of TRUTH! Even if it was the words of a filthy Anti-Godmodder, that lovely speech rolled up everything wrong about Richard into one tasty pretzel for her to dine on. Mmm...Pretzels. Shame that she'd be plotting to kill them after this was all over!
UserZero, for all future reference, appeared to be an Alex? Skin, heavily modified. The Skin wore a black jacket, the ponytail was longer (down to her rear end), both eyes were blood red, the shirt was a straight red, and, most strikingly, the bloodstains, everywhere. Fresh bloodstains, dried bloodstains, but it was safe to say that she would look like a psycho murderer, not helped that her favorite weapon type is an Axe. She loved the bloodstains, and they were not for (just) having a Psycho murderer look. She just had weird tastes, which also included: corpses, killing, domination, pretzels, axes, harming Richard physically and mentally, horror games, gore, that sound you make when you twist your back in the morning, burning Popcorn, defecating on Popcorn, throwing Popcorn into a grinder, using the Veil to crush Popcorn Machines without getting vandalism charges, other acts of violence against the vile substance that is Popcorn, any of the above regarding Popcorn but replaced with Richard and/or Anti-Godmodders, and the collective negative emotions of all Minecraft players, in no order whatsoever.
This army that she 'commanded,' the Legion of Godmodders, quite like these Anti-Godmodders, unified only because of the loose goal of killing Richard. If not for the burning hatred of the one who claimed absolute superiority over them all, 'the best,' and his unending, long-overinflated ego, as well as the threat of utter annihilation that Tuba Boy posed, they'd probably have started killing each other already. A good half weren't human. Racism run rampant on all affronts. The most recent 'member' of this army was a spaceship for pete's sake. If she and others didn't cast a Curse of Civil Rights over the whole army, she'd have started tearing out people's vocal cords already. Ah, Vocal cords, her favorite Pretzel topping.
If not for the fury of the goal of Killing Richard keeping them in line, they would not have appointed UserZero, the strongest among them, as their leader, on the simple basis that UserZero was also technically responsible for Richard's godmodder slaughter, and wasn't the one to shy away from taking out 'thorns' in her side as well, to say nothing of liberal Brainwashing. There was also her own mental instability, hate of Richard so pure that it freaked people out (even though everyoen was united because of a unified hate of Richard), her seemingly-baseless obsession with clocks, and her quick decision to get the more level-headed godmodders to cast a Curse of Civil Rights. Of course, the fact was, UserZero was the only one with honest-to-goodness experience with commanding other Godmodders, or at least, enough experience. They could not deny it. The others may have had tacitcal experience with their Terrors, but only UserZero was used to commanding actual godmodders. That, and the strongest was the one in charge, because the strongest was just gonna make a huge fight and it wouldn't be worth it. They decided on that before realizing what it actually meant.
She honestly wasn't surprised in the slightest that she was the leader. Or much at all, really. Of course they'd come in at the last hit point-to a degree, that was the plan, but they couldn't really time it any more correctly than this by the most contrived of coincidences. Of course they'd drop in while Richard was bringing about the end of all existence as well. Duh. And Of course, it wasn't gonna be anyone else: She knew firsthand from an unfortunate attempt to wish the Red Dragon to enslavement that the Disc of Mojang was in no way capable of even slightly restraining that thing, the First Block was already used, the Black Monolith was irrelevant (and she had no idea where it WAS), FEZ depowered and returned to Antichamber, yadda yadda. How lovely they were the Big Darn Heroes, going in and roping in Richard's unimaginably stupidity! Huzzah, mother[REDACTED]s!
Of course, her hatred of Anti-Godmodders still existed. The idea of working with them was an inherently disgusting one. She wanted to grow a certain organ to tear it off, but then she'd have an organ donning HIS name. And Richard? RICHARD?! She had known him long at this point, FAR too long. With what time she ever had to spend with him, for whatever reason, her hatred of him grew ever-stronger, empowering her own fierce Godmodding through sheer force of will. It wasn't that he was ever better. No, the idiot summed it up. He was, in her eyes, undeveloped. Her hatred of him increased with every meeting, and she already hated him day one. Every second she got to do harm to him, or to destroy his creations, or to even bring so much as a scratch to something that MIGHT be his car. That was paradise, every last instant of it was a paradise. At this point, her hatred of him, all that was usually left to think upon in Limbo, was what kept her going. From his filthy Ego to his undying resentment of her to his love of Popcorn (ugh), there was not a thing of Richard that she did not despise, and in turn, everything that he hated was something she loved, except Anti-Godmodders. With her memories and self restored on her exit, her hate burned even brighter, enough that she, along with the 909 other Godmodders among this army, were now willing to fight alongside them and claim the Anti-Godmodder banner as their own, however begrudgingly they had to. (She knew there was an exception even then, but the less said of him the better. You greedy people on the other side of the 4th wall, she's not gonna foreshadow EVERYTHING.). Her hatred of Richard was an affair on all fronts on her part, Personal and Business, more deeper than anyone else here. She almost forgot her other goals over the wait of sweet, sweet triumph over his [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
She gave her orders to the others, and they, 910 of the most powerful beings in the multiverse, united to a singular cause, began the furious fight to the monstrous Incarnate-what, did you guys REALLY think I had authority over this army? It's probably Twin Controlled, right?
...
If I somehow do have authority for some reason, they'll split themselves evenly in two and begin working on destroying as much of the stuff on the Legs as possible, using sheer Godmodding power to summon unbelievably huge Order-Based blasts for the Corruption Joint and Target, while the Oblivion Joint and Target get Creation-themed Blasts instead.
To redact something as powerful as that is to redact the universe itself!
19,000 damage to the Oblivion Target! 3 damage to you!
The Incarnate doesn't move as you rant at the Godmodder. Yet you think you hear pained breathing coming from the mech's speakers...
I'll control the Legion. Excellent monologue, though!
We need DEDICATED supports; players who will use defensive manuvers above all else to ensure we all live!
Tell the team if you're going on defense; 3 supports should work well.
=ACTION=
I finish writing up my SPECIAL ATTACK!
Wood's End: READY! (not in use)
I run towards the RIGHT LEG, and pull out the TABLE LEG.
cc: God, this thing is gross.
I flip a switch, and it expands and unfolds into a large rocket launcher! Firing it towards the CORRUPTION JOINTS, the rockets explode into huge bursts of wooden shrapnel! Manipulating this shrapnel, I force it outwards, tearing off small bits of armor, loosening servos and much more! I then pull out the ARMISTYX, and charge in, switching it to CORROSIVE SHOTGUN SCYTHE MODE and pump round after round into the damaged area! And as all who have played Borderlands 2 know, Corrosive damage is effective against armor.
Stepping back quickly, I then pull a block of wood out, and switch it into a slingshot! I then fire myself towards it while firing THE OTHER SIDE at the joints! Landing on the plating, I flip off while firing more shots at the joints! I then land on the ground, and proceed to do unnecessary flips backward, while firing THE MATERIAL PLANE, which happens to be shooting UNSTABLE PLUTONIUM rounds! They'll explode violently on the next hit on the CORRUPTION JOINTS!
After doing like 42 flips, I do a triple-backwards flip, and fall right on my face.
cc: Ow.
The Table Leg deals 23,000 damage to the Corruption Joints! 3 damage to you!
You use the Broken Halo, causing all your attacks to minicrit for three turns! You then use the Chaos Heart, unleashing a raw surge of chaotic energy that deals 10,000 damage to the Corruption Joints, Corruption Target, Split, me, and 13 damage to you! Okay, that seriously hurt. At least I don't glitch out whenever I take damage anymore... That was a pain!
I stare at the Corruption Target, eyeing it rather cautiously. Eye contact is vital to some forms of the arcane, and this might just set it off. Anyhow, I concentrate slightly. Order and logic shall be useful here. Slowly, teal energy rims the corners of my vision, swimming inwards. Within a moment, a Mind symbol composed purely of teal energy appears before me. I allow my mind to drift, sifting wordlessly through the hundreds of possibilities and results of the actions of not only Richard, but chaos itself, to generalize. In my mind, this interweaving web of causality takes the form of a faintly teal web of neuronic shapes, occasionally pulsing volts of electricity down the axons, and such. The realm of possibility is endless, interconnecting. As I delve further into the webs of causality, more and more connections and links seem to be present. It all seems to be connected, whether in a stable fashion or otherwise. Perhaps I am just gazing upon my own brain, and its current subjects of interest. But I digress. Anyhow, I sift through these infinite timelines, not appearing to be searching for one thing in particular. I abruptly begin drawing pure arcane order and the basis of law from the stability and regularity of the neuronic positions. Arcane stability in general should be able to deal with corruption; whether or not it will be ample is the real question. The Corruption Target begins to glow with teal light, though nothing really seems to be occurring on the outside. However, on the inside, drastic changes are transpiring just below the surface. The pure corruption of the Target is slowly rearranged, as the atoms of the physical object itself are aligned in as stable a fashion as possible. Pure stability degrades the corruptive core of the Target, until it is naught but a bit of unsavory powder. The corruptive energies are slowly swept over by the essence of law, which at this point dictates the corruption as unnatural, before sweeping waves of teal lightning are exuded from the Target, as its structure finally reaches the most stable form--that of crystal. I allow the remainder of the order to suppress any corruption left in any form whatsoever, knowing with utter certainty that this will only prove a distraction. The corruptive forces are purified as best as possible, before becoming crystalline themselves. Pure order magics swirl around as the Mind symbol fades away. If any corruption resurfaces within the Target, the opposing order will collide with it, and the crystalline structure will shatter. Simple. Hah.
On that note, it might be a good idea to figure out what this corruption is. As such, I scan and research the corruptive forces the best I can without being damaged. Is it like Taint, or the Arcane Blight? How does it spread, and where does it originate from? What is Richard, for example, being corrupted into? All interesting questions.
15,000 damage to the Corruption Target! You take 3 damage!
"Hey guys, I heard that you were playing some minecraft so ..."
He sees the world ending around him.
"Oh, I see. Bad time. Let me just call for help."
He pulls out a cell phone and rapidly dials 911. A ladylike tone responds.
"The number you have dialled ... has been destroyed. Hail Project Binary."
"Shoot. Ok, another idea."
He dials the number for the nearest KFC.
"The number you have dialed ... has been destroyed. They deserved it. Hail Project Binary."
"Oh damn it!"
He chucks the phone at the weird super robot he views nearby. As the phone travels, it suddenly grows to the size of a whale and gains the airspeed velocity of such a creature pushed out of a maglev train at full speed. It rams into the something important looking on the right leg.
" ... huh."
Welcome to the game! 8,000 damage to the Corruption Joints! You take 3 damage!
"Okay, I'm on the left leg, and going for the Oblivion Target! Cover me!:
I rush up to the Oblivion Target, use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 5 for the extra damage, and decide to use... THE CONCLUSION OF THE PRANK!
PRANK: FINAL PART: THE TREASURE:
So, after all the acts, challenges, feats, and journeying, the people who went so far in the hope of a treasure that was all a joke, have culminated in the target! I rush into the cave, and find the target right in front of a GIANT treasure chest! But then I realize something: The Target is entirely immobile! Hah! I can just walk past it and claim the treasure! And so I do... slowly opening the treasure chest, I find inside...
FINAL BOSS: PHASE 1: THORNY PAIN:
OH CRAP! A MASSIVE flower, COVERED in painful-looking spikes, emerges from the chest! I run away as fast as I can, leaving the target to fend for itself while I watch! The flower smashes itself on the Target, using the treasure chest as a sort of pot! Once it sees the smashing is doing almost nothing, it eats the Target! Despite not being able to do anything at all, the Target somehow kills it from inside with the Doomed Electricity! But the flower isn't dead...
FINAL BOSS: PHASE 2: WITCH OF DOOM:
Suddenly, the flower polymorphs into the biggest, strongest witch in all of Minecraft! I stay in my hiding spot, knowing how imbalanced witches are! The witch throws multiple potions of poison M, wither M, weakness M, slowness M, and instant damage M! The target sits there, unphased! The witch throws potions of Instant Death M, Blindness M, Murder M, Nausea M, and PURE UNFILTERED PAIN M! The Target is still mostly unaffected. Finally, the witch uses her ULTIMATE POTION, but accidentally splashes it on herself as well as the Target, killing herself! Or IS she dead?
FINAL BOSS: PHASE 3: MARKIPLIER!
The boss morphs into the most SHAMEFUL reference yet: MARKIPLIER! But Markiplier is a nice guy who doesn't want to hurt people intentionally, so he "accidentally" pushes the target off multiple cliffs, moving it into the River of Extreme Longness and Piranha-Based pain! The river goes all the way around the world, and when the Target finally gets back, still mostly unhurt, it falls off a cliff that was higher in the cave, landing on Markiplier's head and killing him! But he STILL isn't dead...
FINAL BOSS: PHASE 4: ULTIMATE FORM:
Suddenly, the boss morphs into something simultaneously incomprehensible to the human mind yet also beautiful! I am driven to tears, and forced to cower on the ground instead of watch! But the target has no eyes, so it can't be hurt by the beauty! Aggravated, the TRUE FINAL FORM strikes the Target with beam after beam of light, and the Target is STILL mostly unaffected! Suddenly, the beauteous beast, being more intelligent than the others, realizes that all the attacks so far has left it "mostly unaffected"! It decides to use a "slow chip" strategy, throwing its most powerful attacks at it, forever and ever, until the immortal being dies of old age! Luckily, this happened in a time-dilation field, so when it's over, I wander into the cave, past the still-smoking target, to the treasure chest, and...
It's FULL OF GOLD! I reach down to take it all, when an all together too powerful and random gust of wind blows me to the side, and blows the treasure onto the target, making it the richest target ever!
I guess it can have the gold. It's not like I need it.
"Oi! Robot man! Yeah you! Stop this world ending right now or I will beat you over the head with this shovel! I'm not afraid of you! I fought in the shade of bodies stacked miles high! I fought demons with a million sharp tallons, dripping with world ending energy and angels corrupted with greed, ethereal swords and never ending torturous laughter! This shovel has seen the blood of kings, millions of killer insects and broken computer screens! You will fall if you challenge me! If you run, I will not chase, but if you fight my ..."
He takes a look around. So he probably doesn't know anyone here (Oh wait is that that guy from the TV show oh wait no never mind) but that won't stop him. That has never stopped him.
" ... comrades and I, you will never see the light of day ever again! You will crash upon this earth and I will have your head in my hands! You will know the meaning of true pain, of true loss, of true, brutal finality! Consider your answer carefully!"
(I'm going to assume he doesn't stop yeah right like the final boss can be beaten by an epic speech whatever)
"I would say prepare to meet your maker. But instead, you will FEEL MY WRATH! AND THAT WILL BE THE LAST AND ONLY THING YOU FEEL FOR AN ETERNITY!"
He charges. No fancy combos, no fancy mixed items, no fancy charges. Just a man and his shovel.
He shall strike at the corrupt joint with force!
6,000 damage to the Corruption Joint! Your epic speech catches everyone's attention...
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $348
Battlefield: I use the shockwave laser cannon on the oblivion target, after getting onto the appropriate leg
+2 to Wilson
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 7/11
-HMAS Ship-
Right... no opposable thumbs...
Blue rests the glass on a nearby table and wanders off to the kitchen, returning briefly with a straw.
Wilson, don't feel bad about caring for other people's lives. Yes, caring as much as you do, considering what you're involved in, probably isn't the greatest thing... but no war lasts forever, and this one is just about wrapping up. In peacetime, too much empathy will serve you far better than too little.
Anyways... luckily for you, I guess... there's now a spare room on this ship.
Blue motions to the door on the right.
It should be open, I wouldn't touch anything in there that looks magical... but otherwise, make yourself at home...
After that, Blue stands up with a small sigh, and goes through the second door to the left.
The Shockwave Laser Cannon deals 15,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
I wish I had a mend staff, those heal almost to full health... Oh look, a mend staff just sitting here. *picks up the staff*. Error, you must be a D in staff, you are an F. "great". Error, you.can not use that staff on yourself, your now an -F. "WHAT THE HECK, I have been using staffs the entire time, oh well". *throws away the staff*. Alright guess I have to do an epic healing post (so I have to be very creative). I chant a few words, and start the forbidden healing spell. To achieve success, I must 1. Yell at a character 2. Find three household items, and 3. Do something out of the ordinary
1. I teleport to Engie. "You, what are you? Looks like a poor excuse for a tank." "What? No I'm not in a bad mood... But tank you very much, I am mortarfied by you thinking I'm in a bad mood... What? You don't like these jokes? Your just no pun.
2. I look around... Hmm, not a lot around here... Oh! Dirt, I'm sure dirt is a houshold item. Next... *looks at the incarnate* You know he's a household item, and it only says you just have to FIND one... So check. Alright alright... Pit? Yea, pit! He's an amiibo right? I mean, no one really would want pit, but the collecters certainly would have him... Trapped in a box.
3. I just sit there doing nothing, making no jokes, no attacking, and just stare off into space (or you know, a giant overpowered dragon 🐲, but). Ha ha, a giant dragon 🐲 but(letter removed because no puns allowed).
Finally the spell is complete, and how this heals me, I have not the slightest clue.
Alright, I will probably be a defensive person for a while, and will start healing people next turn.
6. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)
7. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)
8. GUYS, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TARGET THINGS IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE BODY PART THAT THEY'RE A PART OF. I KNOW THAT THAT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S HOW THINGS WORK. TAKE IT UP WITH TWIN IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS.
I put a hand to my head and concentrate intensely, then strike a slightly silly pose. Richard laughs, until it's revealed that I was in fact concentrating hard on my newfound psionic powers, and I crash even more moon chunks into the Oblivion Target. Meanwhile, Beat rummages through my inventory like a piece of trash, and digs out yet another Gatekeeper's Scythe. How do I have so many of these things anyways? Oh well. I then shift it into Lex Ordinis, and bash the target with it, trying to lower the chaos with order majyyks. I then pull out Potentia Eius, and mine out a significant amount of the Oblivion Target, whilst also weakening the Oblivion powers with creation powers. I then stab it a few times with Valhalla, using my sheer belief in our victory to destroy the oblivion powers.
Everyone stops you! Why do you want the Eclipse to happen faster?? Beat can't help you; although he can't really go into the TARDIS, he's still disabled!
The player will pull out a whetstone and whip down one side of his shovel. Once, twice, three times until the edge is dangerously sharp. He then repeats this on the other side, turning the the head of the shovel into a noticeable point. He will charge ... back down towards the ground?!
The man digs his shovel into the ground and pulls up a heap of burnt stone. He digs in again and gain until he gets some other materials. Some glisten in the light of the end, other materials stay black and destroyed. He charges back up the right leg, carrying this pile on the head of his shovel. He spins and chucks the whole pile into the corruption joint. The finely made machinery is whalloped by the force of this mound of useless hitting it and bits of burnt stone slip into the delicate places, causing the sound of buzzing and limb jamming.
Slashing through the metal, he wrenches apart bits and pieces, a chaotic flurry of blows that circles around the mechanical beast. He pulls his arm through the hole of the shovel and spins it around, rending through the complex mechanicisms. Wires are left covering the battlefield.
He will also grab a Potion of Critmist, Nectar Cake, Point of Zeus, Potion of Fortune, Potion of imagination, Splash Venom Potion, Splash potion of chills and a Splash potion of Oblivion. If that's ok with Talist, of course.
I ask a description of the potion of imagination.
7,000 damage to the Corruption Joint!
POTION OF IMAGINATION: A potion that, upon use, will increase the user's imagination stat, allowing them to think creatively for a short time.
I grab a nearby Alpha godmodder, and brutally use his body like a crowbar to pry off a nearby section of ground! Then, I permanently attach the ground to his face and bash it against the target multiple times! I also put a godmodding-power sucker, which uses any of his attempts to godmod the pain away to cause the Target to take damage! Obviously, it wouldn't work on the normal godmodder, but this is just a lame Alpha!
I take the wrench and rip a hole in the corruption joint.I then wedge the wrench into the corruption joint and get out a hammer.I hit the wrench with the hammer pushing the wrench in deeper.
V: 0k, Biumbra. our plans have changed. We are not going to use the Extinguisher.
U2: You zhould really have conzructed a floating platform inztead
V: I should. Sadly, the Alchemiter is currently... defective.
U2: Why don"t you ask thoze guyz if they can fix it??
V: 0k.
I turn around, glaring at the godmodder and examining the Alphas in the process.
V: Could anyone do something about Rick's curses?
V: Also...
I raise The End, firing a blast of purple enderdragon fire at the 0mega Mechanism.
V: Who wants to go up there with me?
Wwhorp!!
Biumbra teleports in front of me, holding a large barrel of Weasel Snot.
V: Where did you get that from?
U2: I don"t know.. Could it maybe help you in your quezt??
Indigo Psiichip Complete!
Greetings, MarmaladeShoes. Welcome to Megiddo, enjoy the apocalypse, and please leave your sanity at the duttle tank.
You can't get to the Arms in one post! You have to go to the Legs, then the Chestplate, and then the Arms, each in separate posts!
INDIGO PSIICHIP: A computer chip that controls the psiionic powers of whatever it's installed into. It can also allow whatever it's installed into the ability to view and enter the mindscapes of others.
I pull out the Spare Tentacle, muttering under my breath about horribly useless spoils of war in this situation--what did I just say? Nothing. Hah. Swiftly, I spin around on my heels, turning to face the Corruption Target, er... tentacle in hand. The undulating mechanical tentacle begins to twitch in my grasp, twisting and turning without real limitation. This post is going to be rather euphemistic, isn't it. Well, nothing I can really do about that, but I apologize in advance. Let's see if I can take any liberties with the application of this weapon. Hopefully, I shall succeed in this endeavor. I extend the metallic tentacle in the direction of the Corruption Target, and watch, silently. My grip on the surprisingly light metallic tentacle grows slightly more steady as I attempt to keep hold of the device. White flecks of paint continue to appear periodically upon the machine as I hold it. This could be exploited. As such, the paint immediately undergoes a plethora of humidity spells cast wordlessly, and begins to drip downwards. With a few telekinetic and acidic modifications done in moments, the paint strikes the Target, before dissolving the portions of the Incarnate it is currently presiding upon, acids wearing away at the Target in moments, not responding to any form of resistance in any way whatsoever. Then, the paint evaporates, wafting off into the cosmic infinity of the Void beyond matter, never to be seen again, likely due to the fact that the Red Dragon has presumably annihilated it. Working with the minuscule opening provided by acidic manipulation, I immediately activate the Spare Tentacle. However, as the machinery forces the Spoil to constrain the Target, I manipulate the essence of the Spoil with myriad creation invocations which would ordinarily mean nothing, if not augmented by a massive source of pure creation, oddly nearby. Hah. Suddenly, the tip of the tentacle vanishes, vast amounts of golden creation flowing forth. Suddenly, innumerable mechanical tentacles appear from the side of the Right Leg, surrounding the Target, and enveloping it in the paint-saturated grasp of innumerable contrivances. Within this moment of pure restriction, I manage to inject a full liter of Purus essentia into the Target, before it is merely placed under the 'Contricted' debuff. The essentia, vibrating with purification it its entirety, courses throughout the Target, before combusting and evaporating within, causing surprisingly stable amounts of pressure within the Target, which are immediately exploited by the essence of order to further render the Target useless.
Essentially, to make my actions clear, I am using the Spare Tentacle on the Corruption Target, whilst also adding this bit in for some form of damage.
Actually, that reminds me. Can I still use the Ring of Sorcery and Hazel Wand's charged features that I would ordinarily place at the top of the post, or have they been rendered moot by the new Curses? Am I allowed to even show then anymore?
You use the Spare Tentacle, dealing 13,000 damage to the Corruption Target and Constricting it so that its attack will be limited!
I walk up onto the Left Leg and start cutting up the 0blivion Joints with the Secret Voidscythe, hopefully banishing some 0blivion Energy back into the Void.
Biumbra returns to my pocket dimension and continues to scavage for potions before finding a good-looking Potion of Instant Health, and handing it to Split.
I climb onto the left leg's plating and stab it repeatedly with a pitchfork made of anti-godmodder metal. I shall call it: Antigodmium.
Actually, you know what, it might be easier just to use the Godslayer. I take the scepter out and blast a hole in the plating. Wait, Erelye has that. And he hasn't even used it. Hey, Erelye! Might be the time to test out that weapon!
The Incarnate's armor is several layers thick, and it's made of Antiantigodmium!
Still on the left leg, I grab the Target, and take it to Target practice. The Target must shoot a weapon at another Target. However, it's just a Target, and can't do it. Angry, I punish it by shooting it. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It shoots. I nod in satisfaction. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It shoots me in the face. I am KO'd.
Alright, since you specified you're on the Left Leg, I won't nope this. 9,000 damae to the Target! You die!
I figure I may as well try out my new Spoils and BT. As such, I firstly utilize Crystal Drive Lv.1 on the Corruption Target, before pulling out the Silver Eye and using it on the Corruption Target as well.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CRYSTAL DRIVE
You pull out True Crystallum, reverting it from Mage Mode and just brandishing it in its normal form: a pair of super-powered gloves. You look at the Corruption Target and rush at it, pummeling the Target with blasts of magical energy! The innate Device powers of the gloves supercharge your already powerful magic, allowing you to act with blinding speed and scope! 8,000 damage!
I am going to now momentarily assume BB's map is Fourth-Dimensional, because no way in heck is Travis getting into the TARDIS, while the Incarnate is literally raging the apocalypse, much less killing a Hydra-Item equipped Golden Freddy in the middle of a refugee camp...Including some of the most stupidly powerful entities in all of fiction.
I tap the Whole Note against a singular block of Dirt I happened to have, infusing it with the power of Yggdrasil. Within minutes, a sapling sprouts out of the dirt block, a Sapling of Yggdrasil. The power of the ancient Tree born anew, but so weak now, and in this state of absolute chaos, corruption and oblivion, normally this would be dead instantly. The atmosphere just isn't right. But, I knew that beforehand, and planned to counter it beforehand. The ambient Creation energies in the air, at this point unnatural occurrences in this hostile environment, merely leftovers from my previous attack, immediately congregate around the young plant of much power, committing themselves to the growth of the tree.
There was a lot left over. I used a ton in the last attack. How much? Eh, I don't quantitatively measure this stuff, but let us say that I could have made a quarter of a replacement moon with the leftovers instead.
The Tree stops being so relatively slow and steady in its growth, and immediately feeds upon the Creational energies, so pure and raw, to spurt its growth considerably. I quickly lob the dirt block at the Oblivion Target before the tree growing within it grows any bigger, and sheer weight crushes me like an insect. The Dirt Block stands no chance whatsoever, but the Yggdrasil sapling-now the size of a regular tree-definitely does, the power of ancient beings, creation, life, order, the nemesis of the Red Dragon if only in theme, sensing an enemy within the infernal machine and working against it immediately, resolving to destroying it with all the might it possessed.
At this point, I start aiming the Whole Note at the young Yggdrasil Tree, the weakest tap to Yggdrasil possible being the only thing I possess to keep the growth up. Sheer contact with the Oblivion Target is enough to curb its growth, but not completely, so every bit helps. The Tree, slowly but steadily, starts inching its way into the Target's core, trying to tear into it, rip it to shreds with the slow, steady power of growth. As before, the Creational energies purify upon contact with their mortal foes, the energies of Oblivion, strengthening them and weakening the Oblivion, protecting the tree as it grows, damaging the internal systems, growing around there, uncaring, destructive, as the power of Yggdrasil breaks down the Oblivion target even more, weakening it, until something is done about the sapling that threatens to grow back to Yggdrasil's full size on his very knee. That can't be good for structural integrity.
Hope, hope, hope, I must keep hope alive!
"You, he who claims no weakness, not even now have you been able to truly stop us! Everything's just a temporary distraction, the inevitable! The Inevitable fact was, you made a mistake to ever stand against the masses! Now, we consume you, and your infinite weakness, with our infinite strength! From [REDACTED]'s heart we stab at thee! With our last breaths we spite thee! Knowing no bounds we shall slay thee, he who dares to claim indomitability! WE are the indomitable ones around here, Richard, and you've spent too long denying it! We do not waver! We do not cease! WE do not stop and fear in the face of what you PRESUME to be the inevitable! Face truth, and die!"
...
"THE ENRAGEMENT CHILD. HE HONESTLY THINKS HE HAS A SHOT NOW. I MEAN. HOW THE [REDACTED] IS HE EVEN ALIVE. WHO MADE HIM COME BACK? SPRINGTRAP GOT [REDACTED]ED UP, ATE MY [REDACTED]. THE PLACE WASN'T BAKED LIKE A PIZZA, AFTER ALL. TAZZ, THE FILTHY WATER PONY-"
"I AM NOT A PONY!!!" I scream at GF. Screw physics, all mentions of me being a Pony WILL reach my ears!
"-HORSE, DOUSED IT. PROBABLY JUST MORE VOID SHENANIGANS. BUT WHO CARES. I WANT TO [REDACTED] HIS [REDACTED]...AND LET US BE CLEAR, I DO NOT MEAN THAT HE OWNS RICHARD. UNLESS BY SOME WITCHERY HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE THE WORLD'S STRONGEST GODMODDER AS PROPERTY. IN WHICH CASE, [REDACTED] ENGRAGEMENT [REDACTED]. IF THAT'S THE CASE, HOW'D HE EVEN GET AWAY WITH SLAVERY. I THOUGHT ABE LINCOLN ALREADY SAID NO TO THAT [REDACTED].
Golden Freddy overviews the battle from the TARDIS viewpoint, as do several others around the ship. They would help, but the Narrative is stretched thin as it is, just trying to keep existence from not falling apart due to stress. The Narrative's limits were being put to the test, and being a helper in one of it's more...Delicate schemes previous, he knew better.
"AFTER THIS IS OVER. I'M GONNA NEED TO DO A NIGHT OF UNPARALLELED DEBAUCHERY. JUST TO [REDACTED] HIS [REDACTED] UP. I AM SO SICK OF HIS [REDACTED] FACE. THEN AGAIN. HOPEFULLY HE [REDACTED]S UP HERE INSTEAD. I HAVE PLACES TO BE. PEOPLE TO MEET. [REDACTED]S TO [REDACTED]."
17,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
You can hear even more pained breathing... It's clearly audible now, as if the Godmodder is fighting against something.
Eric launches himself at high speed to the Right Leg, pulling out the Clentaminator, loaded up with green solution, and with various add-ons, including large amounts of holy water.
Basically a massive anti-corruption sprayer.
Yee-haw!!!
Eric zooms around the outside of the Right Leg, spraying green solution across all of it, causing the natural corruption energy flowing around it to short out and leak away, and as soon as the corruption target begins to power up, he fires all the canisters of holy water into it, causing the corrupted energy within it to implode within itself, creating a temporary systems failure, which normally wouldn't be that big a deal were it not for the absolutely massive number of other people opening fire on the joints and target.
As the two pieces begin to suffer from shorts inflicted by the damages created by the other players being filled with purity energy, Eric makes a beeline at Mach 5 for the corruption canister, whipping out the terra blade:
and slamming the massive sword straight into the corruption canister, lodging the clentaminator into the (probably rather small) hole, and setting it to auto-fire before blasting off before the joints or target can hit him, filling the corruption canister up with it's own anti-thesis energy, hopefully causing a sort matter/antimatter reaction within it.
((just a note guys, to minimize chaos increase, I would recommend doing combo attacks. Next round, someone needs to start a combo attack on each body part that has someone on it. Everyone needs to jump into the combo attack of the corresponding body part for maximum damage and chaos control))
Also, if at all possible, try to combine the comb raves into those combo attacks.
Alright, Eric can come back. But that's it. 5,000 damage to the Corruption Target! The Canister is currently guarded and it can't be attacked!
Next turn, I'm going to go full on defense. But for now, I use the Potion Supply to generate a Crit potion to use on the omega godmodders.
Wrapping a long, thin wire around a crossbow bolt, I use Silicon Snipe lvl 10, Scrapyard Strife to fire the bolt into the corruption target. I then attach little droids onto the wire that start whirring and making the long trek up to the top. Once a few have made it up there, they all stab themselves into the metal and explode like fireworks with deafening bangs.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
@Marmalade: Normally I'd ask you to leave more for others, but anything that doesn't get taken goes to waste, so just use it at some point. Although, you might not want to use the Potion of Oblivion. The Alchemy Emporium is a massive stockpile of all the items (mostly potions) that I've been making and selling to people the entire game (well, technically my IC character). And welcome.
@NinjaV: Could you give Kelpie's Blade and/or the Spectra's Chestplate to Marmalade as he doesn't have any alchemized weapons/armor. Unless you have a specific plan for them of course.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
Could I please get a description paragraph for this thingy-mo-bob?
But first... Over on the HMAS SHIP...
I can hold some things, like the necks of potion bottles, just not very thick ones. This is a lot easier though, so thank you.
He starts sipping on the water.
I'll try to keep that in mind. I've known war longer than I've known peace though... or... have I? I'm not sure anymore. But I'll take your word.
As Blue leaves, he finishes all the water he can drink before jumping down off the couch. He was going to turn and walk off down towards the door Blue had indicated, but decided to instead take another look out into the Void. Sitting in front of the screen, he spent a long time simply gazing out into the void. Seeing all the quiet darkness, occasionally speckled with points of light, made him feel so calm and nostalgic. And he knew that somewhere, somewhere ever so far away, there was a world that, either by dumb luck or ingenious design, was untouched by the madness this war had become. The darkness also brought up curious, fragmented memories, all struggling to form into some kind of coherent thought. But even with all this calmness, he also knew that somewhere, somewhere ever so far away, was his home, the one apparently known as Godcraft, or rather, what was left of it. (yay, 6 commas in one sentence!) The... players... were still fighting on it. And, through an ancient link he had left long forgotten, he knew what he had to do as his last, or possibly penultimate, contribution to that fight. If not for the all the people and dreams who had either fled from or perished on there, then he would do it at least to give the place he had known as home for all of his life some proper respect. From his ender pouch, Wilson pulled out an empty potion bottle. He pulled off the bottle from around his neck and emptied the final dose of the Flask of the Kitsune into this new bottle. He could part with the potion, but wanted to keep the bottle he had kept around his neck for all this time. Then, he placed the Flask of the Kitsune into his ender pouch, closed it, and put the other, now empty, bottle back around his neck. He took another look out into the void before muttering something that came to mind.
All those little stars and specks of light... they all... look like cinders. Like cinders in the dark.
And then he left through the right hand door that Blue had said was for him.
You use the Potion Supply to crit the attack of the Omega Godmodders this turn!
AW YES KRITZ. I give K4yne a cookie. I have tons of these around, especially because they're good for bribing Twin.
I pull out the Twitchy Staff, and imbue it's power into two wooden mannequins I made; they suddenly animate, and charge towards the INCARNATE's CORRUPTION JOINTS! As they charge, I arm one of them with the ARMISTYX, and the other with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL! Pulling out the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, we all flash step, slashing the joints constantly!
...Natrually, the Twitch-Controlled mannequins don't do this as well; but the community did put the ARMISTYX to good use in HELIX FOSSIL SCYTHE MODE and BIRD JESUS STATUE SCYTHE MODE. Then, stepping back, I spin and charge foward, dashing straight through the CORRUPTION JOINT, sending cogs / wires / whatever everywhere, enlodging the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE inside!
I then manipulate the mannequins into a huge, wooden arm! The Twitch community ends up grabbing the Scythe and slams it into the joints several times, before tossing it in my general direction, which I then proceed to catch. I then switch the wooden arm into a wooden Electrode! The voices then attempt to use Thundershock on the joint!
...they then accidentally select Explosion, and end up blasting the joint to shreds. Whoops.
If the joint's dead, I target other parts on the RIGHT LEG.
You use the Twitchy Staff, going for straight offense this time around! You deal 20,000 damage to the Corruption Joints!
TT2000's death now marks the first death of the final battle! Since there are no longer any respawns, you all wonder what will happen to him... Suddenly, on the top of Armageddon Hill, you see a figure appear from shadow that looks suspiciously like TT! Yet he looks sickly and decayed... He has a murderous look in his eyes, and a potent red aura surrounds his body!
TT has been turned into a Zombie! In addition to having the data of every entity, the Incarnate has the data of every player as well, and can reincarnate dead players into Zombies that will be forced to serve the Incarnate and the Red Dragon! As a Zombie, you must defend the Incarnate and attack everything else! TT's sentence will be light: he must deal 50,000 damage to his former allies, and then his curse will be lifted! The Red Dragon gains power since a player has died...
Split teleports to the Left Leg, dealing 15,000 damage to the Oblivion Target and Oblivion Joints! The League of Godmodders splits up between the two legs, dealing 25,000 damage to both Targets!
The Red Dragon waits for more power...
Only the Incarnate's Legs attack for now! The Corruption Target deals 10 damage to Erelye, Cobalt, gutza, Talist, and crystalcat! gutza and Talist become Corrupted! The Corruption Joints energize a shield around the Corruption Target! The Oblivion Target deals 10 damage to generic, Tazz, NinjaV, Crusher, and Pokefan! The Oblivion Joints energize a shield around the Oblivion Target!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Right Leg.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Left Leg.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Left Leg.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Right Leg.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Ubercharged. Kritzed.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. On the Right Leg.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
MarmaladeShoes: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25. On the Left Leg.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 27/25. On the Right Leg.
K4yne: [N] HP: 12/25. On the Right Leg.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 257,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 240,000/250,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Corruption Target: [PG] HP: 211,000/400,000. Located near right knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Corruption effect, which prevents some attacks from working. Shield: 100,000/100,000 HP. Constricted: III
Corruption Joints: [PG] HP: 124,000/250,000. Located on right foot. Can unleash corrupted electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Corruption Canister: [PG] Located in right leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Corruption Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Oblivion Target: [PG] HP: 208,000/400,000. Located near left knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Oblivion effect, which causes players to attack other players. Shield: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Oblivion Joints: [PG] HP: 212,000/250,000. Located on left foot. Can unleash doomed electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Oblivion Canister: [PG] Located in left leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Oblivion Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
Post II
I walk up onto the Left Leg and start cutting up the 0blivion Joints with the Secret Voidscythe, hopefully banishing some 0blivion Energy back into the Void.
Biumbra returns to my pocket dimension and continues to scavage for potions before finding a good-looking Potion of Instant Health, and handing it to Split.
I climb onto the left leg's plating and stab it repeatedly with a pitchfork made of anti-godmodder metal. I shall call it: Antigodmium.
Actually, you know what, it might be easier just to use the Godslayer. I take the scepter out and blast a hole in the plating. Wait, Erelye has that. And he hasn't even used it. Hey, Erelye! Might be the time to test out that weapon!
Oh no
Still on the left leg, I grab the Target, and take it to Target practice. The Target must shoot a weapon at another Target. However, it's just a Target, and can't do it. Angry, I punish it by shooting it. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It shoots. I nod in satisfaction. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It refuses. I punish it by shooting again. I then order it to do it again. It shoots me in the face. I am KO'd.
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Turn 3/3.
Thaumonomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle 10/11.
I figure I may as well try out my new Spoils and BT. As such, I firstly utilize Crystal Drive Lv.1 on the Corruption Target, before pulling out the Silver Eye and using it on the Corruption Target as well.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
ACT 2.
I am going to now momentarily assume BB's map is Fourth-Dimensional, because no way in heck is Travis getting into the TARDIS, while the Incarnate is literally raging the apocalypse, much less killing a Hydra-Item equipped Golden Freddy in the middle of a refugee camp...Including some of the most stupidly powerful entities in all of fiction.
I tap the Whole Note against a singular block of Dirt I happened to have, infusing it with the power of Yggdrasil. Within minutes, a sapling sprouts out of the dirt block, a Sapling of Yggdrasil. The power of the ancient Tree born anew, but so weak now, and in this state of absolute chaos, corruption and oblivion, normally this would be dead instantly. The atmosphere just isn't right. But, I knew that beforehand, and planned to counter it beforehand. The ambient Creation energies in the air, at this point unnatural occurrences in this hostile environment, merely leftovers from my previous attack, immediately congregate around the young plant of much power, committing themselves to the growth of the tree.
There was a lot left over. I used a ton in the last attack. How much? Eh, I don't quantitatively measure this stuff, but let us say that I could have made a quarter of a replacement moon with the leftovers instead.
The Tree stops being so relatively slow and steady in its growth, and immediately feeds upon the Creational energies, so pure and raw, to spurt its growth considerably. I quickly lob the dirt block at the Oblivion Target before the tree growing within it grows any bigger, and sheer weight crushes me like an insect. The Dirt Block stands no chance whatsoever, but the Yggdrasil sapling-now the size of a regular tree-definitely does, the power of ancient beings, creation, life, order, the nemesis of the Red Dragon if only in theme, sensing an enemy within the infernal machine and working against it immediately, resolving to destroying it with all the might it possessed.
At this point, I start aiming the Whole Note at the young Yggdrasil Tree, the weakest tap to Yggdrasil possible being the only thing I possess to keep the growth up. Sheer contact with the Oblivion Target is enough to curb its growth, but not completely, so every bit helps. The Tree, slowly but steadily, starts inching its way into the Target's core, trying to tear into it, rip it to shreds with the slow, steady power of growth. As before, the Creational energies purify upon contact with their mortal foes, the energies of Oblivion, strengthening them and weakening the Oblivion, protecting the tree as it grows, damaging the internal systems, growing around there, uncaring, destructive, as the power of Yggdrasil breaks down the Oblivion target even more, weakening it, until something is done about the sapling that threatens to grow back to Yggdrasil's full size on his very knee. That can't be good for structural integrity.
Hope, hope, hope, I must keep hope alive!
"You, he who claims no weakness, not even now have you been able to truly stop us! Everything's just a temporary distraction, the inevitable! The Inevitable fact was, you made a mistake to ever stand against the masses! Now, we consume you, and your infinite weakness, with our infinite strength! From [REDACTED]'s heart we stab at thee! With our last breaths we spite thee! Knowing no bounds we shall slay thee, he who dares to claim indomitability! WE are the indomitable ones around here, Richard, and you've spent too long denying it! We do not waver! We do not cease! WE do not stop and fear in the face of what you PRESUME to be the inevitable! Face truth, and die!"
"THE ENRAGEMENT CHILD. HE HONESTLY THINKS HE HAS A SHOT NOW. I MEAN. HOW THE [REDACTED] IS HE EVEN ALIVE. WHO MADE HIM COME BACK? SPRINGTRAP GOT [REDACTED]ED UP, ATE MY [REDACTED]. THE PLACE WASN'T BAKED LIKE A PIZZA, AFTER ALL. TAZZ, THE FILTHY WATER PONY-"
"I AM NOT A PONY!!!" I scream at GF. Screw physics, all mentions of me being a Pony WILL reach my ears!
"-HORSE, DOUSED IT. PROBABLY JUST MORE VOID SHENANIGANS. BUT WHO CARES. I WANT TO [REDACTED] HIS [REDACTED]...AND LET US BE CLEAR, I DO NOT MEAN THAT HE OWNS RICHARD. UNLESS BY SOME WITCHERY HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE THE WORLD'S STRONGEST GODMODDER AS PROPERTY. IN WHICH CASE, [REDACTED] ENGRAGEMENT [REDACTED]. IF THAT'S THE CASE, HOW'D HE EVEN GET AWAY WITH SLAVERY. I THOUGHT ABE LINCOLN ALREADY SAID NO TO THAT [REDACTED].
Golden Freddy overviews the battle from the TARDIS viewpoint, as do several others around the ship. They would help, but the Narrative is stretched thin as it is, just trying to keep existence from not falling apart due to stress. The Narrative's limits were being put to the test, and being a helper in one of it's more...Delicate schemes previous, he knew better.
"AFTER THIS IS OVER. I'M GONNA NEED TO DO A NIGHT OF UNPARALLELED DEBAUCHERY. JUST TO [REDACTED] HIS [REDACTED] UP. I AM SO SICK OF HIS [REDACTED] FACE. THEN AGAIN. HOPEFULLY HE [REDACTED]S UP HERE INSTEAD. I HAVE PLACES TO BE. PEOPLE TO MEET. [REDACTED]S TO [REDACTED]."
I Uber and kritz Irecreeper.
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No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges 6 IN USE
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
As stated in my previous post, Eric is now back.
Eric launches himself at high speed to the Right Leg, pulling out the Clentaminator, loaded up with green solution, and with various add-ons, including large amounts of holy water.
Basically a massive anti-corruption sprayer.
Yee-haw!!!
Eric zooms around the outside of the Right Leg, spraying green solution across all of it, causing the natural corruption energy flowing around it to short out and leak away, and as soon as the corruption target begins to power up, he fires all the canisters of holy water into it, causing the corrupted energy within it to implode within itself, creating a temporary systems failure, which normally wouldn't be that big a deal were it not for the absolutely massive number of other people opening fire on the joints and target.
As the two pieces begin to suffer from shorts inflicted by the damages created by the other players being filled with purity energy, Eric makes a beeline at Mach 5 for the corruption canister, whipping out the terra blade:
and slamming the massive sword straight into the corruption canister, lodging the clentaminator into the (probably rather small) hole, and setting it to auto-fire before blasting off before the joints or target can hit him, filling the corruption canister up with it's own anti-thesis energy, hopefully causing a sort matter/antimatter reaction within it.
((just a note guys, to minimize chaos increase, I would recommend doing combo attacks. Next round, someone needs to start a combo attack on each body part that has someone on it. Everyone needs to jump into the combo attack of the corresponding body part for maximum damage and chaos control))
Also, if at all possible, try to combine the comb raves into those combo attacks.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence && PS4 && Nether Reactor Core || Card Deck = Infernal Deck (Level 6: 5/7)
Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 5/11)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 5/11)
I give the incarnate's right leg some love by putting heart-shaped pillows around it. The love is soo infectious it destroys anything chaotic.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Next turn, I'm going to go full on defense. But for now, I use the Potion Supply to generate a Crit potion to use on the omega godmodders.
Wrapping a long, thin wire around a crossbow bolt, I use Silicon Snipe lvl 10, Scrapyard Strife to fire the bolt into the corruption target. I then attach little droids onto the wire that start whirring and making the long trek up to the top. Once a few have made it up there, they all stab themselves into the metal and explode like fireworks with deafening bangs.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
@Marmalade: Normally I'd ask you to leave more for others, but anything that doesn't get taken goes to waste, so just use it at some point. Although, you might not want to use the Potion of Oblivion. The Alchemy Emporium is a massive stockpile of all the items (mostly potions) that I've been making and selling to people the entire game (well, technically my IC character). And welcome.
@NinjaV: Could you give Kelpie's Blade and/or the Spectra's Chestplate to Marmalade as he doesn't have any alchemized weapons/armor. Unless you have a specific plan for them of course.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = Blinding Light DONE
Could I please get a description paragraph for this thingy-mo-bob?
But first... Over on the HMAS SHIP...
I can hold some things, like the necks of potion bottles, just not very thick ones. This is a lot easier though, so thank you.
He starts sipping on the water.
I'll try to keep that in mind. I've known war longer than I've known peace though... or... have I? I'm not sure anymore. But I'll take your word.
As Blue leaves, he finishes all the water he can drink before jumping down off the couch. He was going to turn and walk off down towards the door Blue had indicated, but decided to instead take another look out into the Void. Sitting in front of the screen, he spent a long time simply gazing out into the void. Seeing all the quiet darkness, occasionally speckled with points of light, made him feel so calm and nostalgic. And he knew that somewhere, somewhere ever so far away, there was a world that, either by dumb luck or ingenious design, was untouched by the madness this war had become. The darkness also brought up curious, fragmented memories, all struggling to form into some kind of coherent thought. But even with all this calmness, he also knew that somewhere, somewhere ever so far away, was his home, the one apparently known as Godcraft, or rather, what was left of it. (yay, 6 commas in one sentence!) The... players... were still fighting on it. And, through an ancient link he had left long forgotten, he knew what he had to do as his last, or possibly penultimate, contribution to that fight. If not for the all the people and dreams who had either fled from or perished on there, then he would do it at least to give the place he had known as home for all of his life some proper respect. From his ender pouch, Wilson pulled out an empty potion bottle. He pulled off the bottle from around his neck and emptied the final dose of the Flask of the Kitsune into this new bottle. He could part with the potion, but wanted to keep the bottle he had kept around his neck for all this time. Then, he placed the Flask of the Kitsune into his ender pouch, closed it, and put the other, now empty, bottle back around his neck. He took another look out into the void before muttering something that came to mind.
All those little stars and specks of light... they all... look like cinders. Like cinders in the dark.
And then he left through the right hand door that Blue had said was for him.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
AW YES KRITZ. I give K4yne a cookie. I have tons of these around, especially because they're good for bribing Twin.
I pull out the Twitchy Staff, and imbue it's power into two wooden mannequins I made; they suddenly animate, and charge towards the INCARNATE's CORRUPTION JOINTS! As they charge, I arm one of them with the ARMISTYX, and the other with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL! Pulling out the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, we all flash step, slashing the joints constantly!
...Natrually, the Twitch-Controlled mannequins don't do this as well; but the community did put the ARMISTYX to good use in HELIX FOSSIL SCYTHE MODE and BIRD JESUS STATUE SCYTHE MODE. Then, stepping back, I spin and charge foward, dashing straight through the CORRUPTION JOINT, sending cogs / wires / whatever everywhere, enlodging the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE inside!
I then manipulate the mannequins into a huge, wooden arm! The Twitch community ends up grabbing the Scythe and slams it into the joints several times, before tossing it in my general direction, which I then proceed to catch. I then switch the wooden arm into a wooden Electrode! The voices then attempt to use Thundershock on the joint!
...they then accidentally select Explosion, and end up blasting the joint to shreds. Whoops.
If the joint's dead, I target other parts on the RIGHT LEG.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Huh. 75 posts.
The Godmodder nonspecifically godmods all of your attacks away. You can't argue against a pure and simple godmod!
This is what I'm going to do with every one of your arguments from here on out so you realize how petty they are. I'm also doing this because these attacks are centered around the Incarnate as a whole and would never have a shot at working, so we should just drop the subject.
Split and I gain more power!
The Beta Spaceship Badge is purely cosmetic and only denotes a commander rank!
The Incarnate fires a massive torrent of flame at the chickens, frying them past the point that they can even be considered chicken! They're burnt husks of black flesh...
The Nether has infinite size...
The TARDIS remains anchored at the edge of the universe. Looks like it's not going anywhere.
If it was that simple to remove one of the Godmodder's curses, it would have been done already!
COBALT PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A psionic diffuser that will spread the psionic powers of cobalt-blooded trolls throughout an organism.
PURPLE PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A psionic diffuser that will spread the psionic powers of purple-blooded trolls throughout an organism.
FUCHSIA PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A psionic diffuser that will spread the fuchsia powers of cobalt-blooded trolls throughout an organism.
You become infused with the psionic powers of the troll race! Newfound energy surges throughout you...
+9,000 HP to Split! ...Huh. You're pretty convincing, I'll give you that. And this is a pretty good deal! I'll accept it.
The First Block is floating aimlessly amongst the Fourth Wall. Gemini and Apophis are dead, and you cannot view their whereabouts. Alpha appears to be rooted purely inside the Godmodder's mind.
You move up to the Right Leg, standing on it. Seeing the ground at an angle is slightly disorienting, but you get used to it rather quickly. Dizzying heights can quickly become the norm in Minecraft if you travel high up enough, after all.
This time, the projectile you use actually reaches its target and hits the Incarnate's armor! The book is much too small to actually be held by the Incarnate's hand(s), though!
+12,000 HP to Split!
You can't use HAL either. HAL's on the TARDIS right now, in all of his forms.
Critted 8,000 damage to the Corruption Target! It deals so little damage thanks to the overused meme!
Basically this.
You're right, nobody's losing their characters today. Nobody's losing their characters if the TARDIS stays put. In all concievable directions is a minefield of the Red Dragon's energy and tendrils, so wavy in appearance that they more resemble flowing water rather than solid matter... If you attempt to move anywhere, the TARDIS (and anything inside) will be incinerated.
Since all of the ships have made direct contact with the Eclipse (you said they're pushing back against it), they all become incinerated by the Eclipse's raw destructive power! Old Man Elderly catches a large chunk of moon rock, but it crushes him!
The Legion of Godmodders already has the strongest armor they could ever hope to have, enchanted beyond maximum enchantment values!
Critted 10,000 damage to the Corruption Target! +10,000 HP to Split!
Alright, the Godmodder revokes his earlier godmod and instead makes infinite copies of you with the same hand of cards to repeat the trick infinite times! He then does the same thing he did earlier, but disposes of the infinite copies afterwards.
The fact that the Disc of Mojang can only do something once is a fundamental restriction of the item's power. You can't simply tell it to be able to do the same thing multiple times, as it was built by Mojang to only be able to do something once! And the Red Dragon, being Minecraft itself back in its earliest form, could very well be the only thing in the universe besides Mojang to remove this limitation...
A voice reverberates all around you, knocking you to the ground. You feel as if your very essence is being stripped away.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. YOU ARE UNFIT TO WIELD MY POWER. IF YOU TRIED YOU WOULD BURN UP IN SECONDS.
PERSEVERANCE CHARM: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It glows with a passive blue energy, and will minicrit one of the wearer's attacks each turn. It will also protect the wearer from an attack that would normally one-shot them, leaving them with only 1 HP. It can only do this once, however.
KALARE PROTECTION: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It shines with amethyst light, and protects whoever wears it from The_Lord_Erelye or Kalare Erelye.
The Godmodder appears to not even respond to your comment...
The gap is the size of an Iron Button, and all of the gunfire spontaneously misses it! The Godmodder then fixes the gap, replacing it with armor.
The TARDIS is still at the edge of the universe!
Seriously?
EXOS cannot act!
The Curse of Repetitiveness gets to you!
The Glitch Wrench horribly backfires, spreading corruption and chaos around the entire area! You and crystalcat take 5 damage! The Corruption Target takes 15,000 damage from the antiberium, but contains it so it doesn't spread!
14,000 damage to the Corruption Target!
The Incarnate throws Ganon in the way of the Master Sword, who gets hit by it and dies!
THE R.I.B.: Short for "Rapid Information Blaster", this is a metallic subwoofer that is imbued with the essence of random phrases and fully factual facts. When hooked up to a power source, it will constantly spew fully factual facts at anything nearby! While this is normally a nuisance, it has a volume setting that can be raised quite high...
16,000 damage to the Corruption Target! You cannot attack the Oblivion Target right now!
One of my accounts is a 60s, the other didn't press at all. I'm strangely okay with that.
The Godmodder temporarily dumbs down his brain so he doesn't understand the joke and therefore doesn't facepalm! This only affects his understanding of humor and not any other mental faculties. The Incarnate then sends in a swarm of starved mice that devour the cheese in seconds!
You were almost annihilated, remember? +3 HP!
*insert above Mega Man joke here*
But seriously yeah, that would mean that the Red Dragon is going everywhere at once. And that is true.
Godmodder killed!
Everyone stops in complete shock as a jagged hole, still burning from raw ammunition, has been shot straight through the Cockpit. The Godmodder, in the center of it, has a similar hole through his chest. The Godmodder doesn't even speak. He just falls from the Cockpit, hurtling through the air, below the Incarnate's legs, its feet... And then he lands on the bedrock below, with a sickening crack.
Without a vessel to occupy, the Red Dragon disperses to the edge of Minecraftia, destroying it in peace. All of you log off of GodCraft, and, with your newfound guidance, the Legion of Godmodders, Build, Split, and the other Descendants rampage onto Earth. In a brutal fight that leaves the United States of America permanently scarred and in a near nuclear winter, the Conclave falls in a way akin to the Tower's destruction. Project Binary's incarnations on Earth are destroyed thanks to a power core malfunction. You were the one responsible.
The Godmodder's computers on Earth all explode, killing his real-life self as well. Everyone snaps out of Project Binary's mind control, and they hail you as a hero! Everyone recognizes goanna67 as the one who killed the Godmodder, the one who destroyed Project Binary, the one who liberated Earth. The other Descendants and combatants are recognized, but nowhere near on the same scale as you. In 2016, you are elected President of the United States. Your campaign, Goanna 2016, was incredibly successful.
Earth flourishes under the rule of you and the other branches of government, who are occupied by the Descendants, the godmodders, Split and I. With no need for a third game, the First Guardian form of TwinBuilder occupies Build's body permanently. Project Binary's moonbase is shut down and repurposed into a proper network of moon colonies. North Korea lands man on the Moon, Mars, the Sun, and Europa. There are plans to build nuclear silos on all celestial bodies of the government. No one notices or cares. Halo 6 is announced the very same day.
The Homestuck kids complete their Scratch successfully, leaving their session and wandering the Void freely, exploring a vast network of dream bubbles where they meet up with past and future friends. The IUPC is reformed in all of its glory, until another cataclysmic paradox shuts it down. Someone by the name of WAAlare started it.
You are declared permanent President in 2020, when it becomes incredibly clear that your rule has brought about world peace. The US debt has been lifted, every country in the world actually likes each other, plans for proper space organization outside of North Korea's regime have been established, and everything is looking bright.
And sometimes, you like to head back onto GodCraft, which is now running on Build's computer. You and everyone else go on, for old times' sake, for memories of a war that ended with a shot heard round the world. And it was good.
> END OF ACT 4
> ACT 5
> END OF ACT 5
> FIN
Everyone stops in complete shock as you, just about to fire a shotgun at nowhere in particular, are instantly sealed inside a complicated glass chamber with tubes and mechanisms hooked up to it everywhere. The Incarnate rips open in a hole in space, chucks you inside, and seals the hole. It looks like the Incarnate has made you fall asleep and has engineered a reality in your dreams where you have become the benevolent ruler of everything in existence.
And you'll never know.
The Necro Smasher deals 15,000 damage to the Corruption Joints and causes them to partially lock up!
Midna's in the TARDIS, which is at the edge of the universe! 8,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
14,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
5,000 damge to the Oblivion Target!
19,000 damage to the Corruption Target!
The cannon malfunctions due to its power being an error, and backfires!
The Hivemind CPU summons up a TIE-Sentry!
The Molten Processor deals 8,000 damage to the Oblivion Target and the Oblivion Joints!
3,000 damage to the Corruption Joint!
Okay.
The Rapidfire Bow deals 15,000 damage to the Corruption Joints!
You can only post 3 times a turn!
The Godmodder replaces all of the potions in the Potion Globedropper with Potions of Harming! You take 3 damage! You roll the Faceless Eight!
8-7-4-6-4-2-8-2
An inky black X is cut through the Oblivion Target, turning it into the symbol of the Operator! Static fills the vision of everyone, and when it clears, the Oblivion Target is gone, only inky darkness and tenebrous tendrils remaining... Static appears again, and the Oblivion Target is back, just 11,000 HP weaker...
14,000 damage to the Corruption Target! You take 3 damage!
THE BLINDING LIGHT: An upgraded version of Silicon Steampunker that is charged with the divine electricty of the Bottled Hoshifire. It contains the power of a kitsune's soul, and flickers between gold, white, and black colors. This power is channeled through a battery present on the bow that can fire pure bolts of electricity or concentrate them in arrows.
Argus can't help you!
I acknowledged A Place That Doesn't Exist's existence, so it's gone!
Okay, but what does it do?
Wait-what? So the posts from the last turn did count!? ...AAAAARGH! That means I did 6 attacks! D: /null
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
To redact something as powerful as that is to redact the universe itself!
19,000 damage to the Oblivion Target! 3 damage to you!
The Incarnate doesn't move as you rant at the Godmodder. Yet you think you hear pained breathing coming from the mech's speakers...
I'll control the Legion. Excellent monologue, though!
The Table Leg deals 23,000 damage to the Corruption Joints! 3 damage to you!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
15,000 damage to the Corruption Joints! 3 damage to you!
You use the Broken Halo, causing all your attacks to minicrit for three turns! You then use the Chaos Heart, unleashing a raw surge of chaotic energy that deals 10,000 damage to the Corruption Joints, Corruption Target, Split, me, and 13 damage to you! Okay, that seriously hurt. At least I don't glitch out whenever I take damage anymore... That was a pain!
2,000 damage to the Corruption Target! You take 3 damage!
15,000 damage to the Corruption Target! You take 3 damage!
You should be able to find out soon enough...
Welcome to the game! 8,000 damage to the Corruption Joints! You take 3 damage!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GREEN ECHO - QUARTER
All your attacks this turn and next turn will minicrit! You take 3 damage!
Minicritted 30,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
6,000 damage to the Corruption Joint! Your epic speech catches everyone's attention...
The Shockwave Laser Cannon deals 15,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
+8 HP!
Everyone stops you! Why do you want the Eclipse to happen faster?? Beat can't help you; although he can't really go into the TARDIS, he's still disabled!
7,000 damage to the Corruption Joint!
POTION OF IMAGINATION: A potion that, upon use, will increase the user's imagination stat, allowing them to think creatively for a short time.
Which Target?
That's a pretty bad map.
4,000 damage to the Corruption Joint!
You can't get to the Arms in one post! You have to go to the Legs, then the Chestplate, and then the Arms, each in separate posts!
INDIGO PSIICHIP: A computer chip that controls the psiionic powers of whatever it's installed into. It can also allow whatever it's installed into the ability to view and enter the mindscapes of others.
You use the Spare Tentacle, dealing 13,000 damage to the Corruption Target and Constricting it so that its attack will be limited!
Yeah.
7,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
Biumbra is in the TARDIS!
The Incarnate's armor is several layers thick, and it's made of Antiantigodmium!
Alright, since you specified you're on the Left Leg, I won't nope this. 9,000 damae to the Target! You die!
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CRYSTAL DRIVE
You pull out True Crystallum, reverting it from Mage Mode and just brandishing it in its normal form: a pair of super-powered gloves. You look at the Corruption Target and rush at it, pummeling the Target with blasts of magical energy! The innate Device powers of the gloves supercharge your already powerful magic, allowing you to act with blinding speed and scope! 8,000 damage!
17,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
You can hear even more pained breathing... It's clearly audible now, as if the Godmodder is fighting against something.
Irecreeper becomes Ubered and Kritzed!
Alright, Eric can come back. But that's it. 5,000 damage to the Corruption Target! The Canister is currently guarded and it can't be attacked!
The Godmdoder has a panic attack and incinerates all traces of the love!
You use the Potion Supply to crit the attack of the Omega Godmodders this turn!
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SILICON SNIPE - SCRAPYARD STRIFE
17,000 damage to the Corruption Target!
You use the Twitchy Staff, going for straight offense this time around! You deal 20,000 damage to the Corruption Joints!
TT2000's death now marks the first death of the final battle! Since there are no longer any respawns, you all wonder what will happen to him... Suddenly, on the top of Armageddon Hill, you see a figure appear from shadow that looks suspiciously like TT! Yet he looks sickly and decayed... He has a murderous look in his eyes, and a potent red aura surrounds his body!
TT has been turned into a Zombie! In addition to having the data of every entity, the Incarnate has the data of every player as well, and can reincarnate dead players into Zombies that will be forced to serve the Incarnate and the Red Dragon! As a Zombie, you must defend the Incarnate and attack everything else! TT's sentence will be light: he must deal 50,000 damage to his former allies, and then his curse will be lifted! The Red Dragon gains power since a player has died...
Split teleports to the Left Leg, dealing 15,000 damage to the Oblivion Target and Oblivion Joints! The League of Godmodders splits up between the two legs, dealing 25,000 damage to both Targets!
The Red Dragon waits for more power...
Only the Incarnate's Legs attack for now! The Corruption Target deals 10 damage to Erelye, Cobalt, gutza, Talist, and crystalcat! gutza and Talist become Corrupted! The Corruption Joints energize a shield around the Corruption Target! The Oblivion Target deals 10 damage to generic, Tazz, NinjaV, Crusher, and Pokefan! The Oblivion Joints energize a shield around the Oblivion Target!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 5,142,500/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Left Leg.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Left Leg.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Right Leg.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Ubercharged. Kritzed.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. On the Right Leg.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
MarmaladeShoes: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 19/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25. On the Left Leg.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 27/25. On the Right Leg.
K4yne: [N] HP: 12/25. On the Right Leg.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 257,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 240,000/250,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
TIE-Sentry: [AG] Leaves in three turns.
League of Godmodders: [AG] Alphas: 100/100 HP. (x500.) Betas: 100/100 HP. (x250.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 0%.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 12 turns. Power: 10%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. (x2.) Can shoot lasers and pierce players with their evil glare, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Blocked by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Left Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Godarm Tip and reveal Oblivion Buster.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Godarm: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Can turn into any weapon. Circles of energy can godmod attacks.
Godarm Tip: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Godarm and Left Shoulder.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Right Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Wrist Joint and reveal Corruption Buster.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Omega Mechanism: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Hand can detach and fly around. Circle of energy can godmod attacks.
Wrist Joint: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Omega Mechanism and Right Shoulder.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
Breastplates: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. (x2.) Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x8.) Block attacks. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Corruption Target: [PG] HP: 211,000/400,000. Located near right knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Corruption effect, which prevents some attacks from working. Shield: 100,000/100,000 HP. Constricted: III
Corruption Joints: [PG] HP: 124,000/250,000. Located on right foot. Can unleash corrupted electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Corruption Canister: [PG] Located in right leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Corruption Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Oblivion Target: [PG] HP: 208,000/400,000. Located near left knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Oblivion effect, which causes players to attack other players. Shield: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Oblivion Joints: [PG] HP: 212,000/250,000. Located on left foot. Can unleash doomed electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Oblivion Canister: [PG] Located in left leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Oblivion Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III IN USE (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII DISABLED (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
15 Hog Slop
22 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
13 Weasel Snot
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Welcome to DTG2, where your sanity is not guaranteed!
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
Anyways not much else to do besides kill a giant robot to death right now.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
What's a sanity?
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I still have mine. I keep it in this thimble. Let me show you...
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NOTCH FRIGGIN DANGIT! SLIPPERY LITTLE BUGGER GOT AWAY!
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
It is an inhibitor.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS