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Aww, come on, I made art. Albeit really crappy art...

*sighs* Everything big I want to do ends up a flop... It's practically a curse!

I might as well use my two spent up charges in another way...

Action 1/3

Starfall Sync: 47/50 (CURSED)

Yes, I am frustrated, but I WILL NOT LET THE GODMODDER BEAT ME!

I, in a fluster of rage, summon smaller (and therefore imperfect) versions of the old Nova Ball and throw them at the Metal Plates! I am FURIOUS! I am ANGRY! I will not be BEATEN by this IMBECILE who had to HACK INTO CODE OF NEARLY LIFE ITSELF TO GET AHEAD! Arguing with 4th graders has given me a lot of experience!

By the way, this isn't my charged attack.

=TURN ONE=

=ACTION=

Using my Crit power, I rev the CHAIRSLAYER... (Roll a D6.)

(1: I suddenly lose both my Ubercharge buffs.)

(2: I fire like a single splinter towards the Corruption Joints. Low damage.)

(3: I fire a normal barrage of splinters towards the Corruption Joints. Moderate damage.)

(4: By the powers of LIGHTNING INFUSED SPLINTERS, I short-circuit the shield of the Corruption Target! High damage.)

(5: Heal a random ally for 5, roll again.)

(6: I fire heavy explosive wooden shells at the Corruption Joints, dealing (d6 x 4000 + 5000) damage!)

I splash myself with jump boost potions, equip a really long spear made completely (even the shaft) out of hardened steel, jump upwards 5 meters, then drive my spear downwards into the Oblivion Joints, not only impaling them but hopefully inserting a long object into the joints to jam them.

Turn 3/3

I execute BT: Luminescence Lv.5, spreading the healing among the damaged players on the Right Leg.

"I need a new approach." I summon various Astroflux ships, and have them perform Battle Technique: Fleet Attack on the Oblivion Joints. However, before the ships are destroyed by the Curse of Anti-Entity, I activate my Hyper-engineering to disassemble all the weapons on their ships and merge them into a new weapon: The Astroflux Omni-Cannon, which can summon any Astroflux weapon's effect and yet is somehow only the size of an assualt rifle. I test it by deploying the Plankton Siphon Gland weapon on the Oblivion Joints, causing minor damage and healing me due to its leeching properties.

I eat a sandwich and uber Irecreeper.

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No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges 6 IN USE
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I use the Astroflux Omni-Cannon in Repair Nanobot Launcher mode, autonomously launching repair nanobots that heal allied players by repairing damage to skin and bones and whatever other things damage represents. Because the process is automatic, this gives plenty of time for me to do other things, like rallying the League of Godmodders. I send out a holographic projection of myself to contact them, and start giving them advice.

"First off, I am not even sure if you guys are godmodders. I have seen the Godmodder himself deal a hundred thousand damage EASILY during his attacks, and that was BEFORE this Red Dragon thing. Given that I know some of you are as powerful as the godmodder, and there are more than 1 of you, I know you can do more than 50000 damage each turn. Secondly, you realize that as godmodders, you can bypass all of the Godmodder's Curses. Thus, you can summon all the entities you want, as the curse does not apply to you. I would recommend doing so to aid in destroying Incarnate. For example, you could summon Zombie Curebots, which have enough HP to heal a zombified Descendant back to normal and take much greater damage from their attacks, helping us cure players and restore them to action."

I use teh Slime-Inator on the Corruption Joints, and then pour acidic Mountain Dew on the slime for added effect.

Maniac: I sigh, realizing that Midna's gone, telepathically send a note (somehow) and slice the OBLIVION JOINTS (or TARGET) with the HHHH.

I kind of want to die now... Spreading chaos and destruction with a legitimate excuse sounds awesome

I attack the joint with emojis, or the corruption target if its dead.

🔪🍉👑, and use it to 🎆 the target, because I'm 👺

I then heal someone with 💊 and 💉

Taking the hammer, I attack corruption joint on the right leg.I yell while attacking, "feeling joint pain huh,let me bash you harder." I then jump off throwing the hammer at the corruption joint. I don't fall because my foot catches on to where I made a tiny ledge with my wrench before wedging it in. Seeing that i'm weapon less, I attempt to headbutt the corruption joint.

Wait a minute, what about a Comb Rave? We can probably destroy one whole section of Incarnate with one.

/null

Save it for the arms. Get them both in one go.

/null

Yeah, but you can only attack one limb at a time.

/null

Two people can rave.

One person per arm.

/null

I let a balloon into the air, filled with glitter, that floats over the enemies. It bursts when an enemy is attacked successfully. When it bursts, the glitter gets in all the enemies eyes, lowering their accuracy by an almost insignificant amount.

I drink a potion of Fury and Potion of Infusement to strengthen the power of this next heal.

I thrust the Emerald Waker and surround myself in healing green light which shoots up like a beacon into the sky. Then a streak of green light makes its way across the ground towards Tazz and Gutza1/other random injured people if I can't reach them. Light arcs then between them, finishing the triangle in a storm of healing light and streaking flames. Each of the three points channel a beam of flames and light towards the center of the triangle. To anyone looking closely, a pair of ethereal foxes seem to also be dashing around inside the triangle, fanning the flames and directing the light. Collecting in the center, the light and flames have formed into one slowly expanding sphere of energy. When it reaches a critical mass, it explodes outward in a blast of sparkling light, healing Gutza, Tazz, and myself and hopefully charging all of them with the Flask of the Kitsune.

More scientific arguments to slow down the Red Dragon: (I believe in myself! I CAN do this! And for some reason, this is way easier to write than actual attacks...)
Building on my previous statements about how the Red Dragon has infinite length, 0 length, and imaginary length all at the same time according to observers, the Red Dragon shouldn't be able to actually damage anything. But at the same time, he does exist and so can damage things. He might also collapse into a black hole due to having infinite mass and 0 size. And so, as he is both a black hole and not a black hole at the same time, he'd get sucked into himself and then disperse over the universe as Hawking Radiation. Now, according to Wikipedia, the temperature of Hawking Radiation emitted by a black hole is inversely related to the mass of the black hole. Higher the mass, lower the temperature. So, as Red Dragon black hole has infinite mass, the temperature is infinitely low, or in other words, at absolute zero. Temperature is caused by the random jiggly-ness of atoms and their components. At absolute zero, there is no random movements of atoms any more and the material CANNOT get any colder. At absolute zero, some weird things start to happen. For instance, the Red Dragon would become Bose-Einstein Condensate. And so, the fearsome destroyer of all reality would melt down into a fuzzy blob, becoming far smaller and more dense because the particles can now get closer together. So thus, we can conclude that the Red Dragon is everywhere, nowhere, here, there, a black hole, nonexistent, real, not a black hole, electromagnetic waves, dead, alive, pure energy, a certain theoretical cat named after a physicist, ascended into a higher plane of being, matter, at absolute zero, not a fuzzy blob, above absolute zero, a fuzzy blob, and incredibly condensed all at the same time. All of that from the 6 words, "The Red Dragon's size is infinite". I think anyway. This sort of stuff isn't covered in standard physics.... or even non standard physics... or any kind of physics for that matter... ... ... comeon Red Dragon... blow up already... it worked with Lil' Cal...

I also hope I get to use my comb rave eventually because I have a realllll nice idea for it... even though I'm stuck at level 9.

My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE!

Total wealth = 511$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
• Potion of Zeus x2 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
• Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
• Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
• Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x2 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x2 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x1 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

Why does Wilson prefer the chair to the bed? Because the chair feels smaller. He's... claustrophilic? Anti-claustrophobic? A claustrophille? I don't think there really is a word for it, but he actually likes small spaces. The closer to a small cave, the better.

Wilson keeps looking out at Cenia, occasionally turning himself over. That planet looked so nice and... clean, he supposed. Apart from everything orbiting it of course. That ruined the effect a little. But it still looked pretty contrasted against the sparkling darkness. He rolls over a few more times before getting up and looking around the room.

You wouldn't happen to know where a light switch is...

He didn't expect the bird to respond, or anyone else for that matter. But of course if it did, it would be far from the strangest thing to happen. In fact, him saying those words was probably stranger than getting a response would be. He gave up looking for a light switch though, figuring that even if he found one, he wouldn't be able to reach it. And the last thing he wanted to do was risk using the Grid for anything as trivial as turning off a switch, not without a few more hours of rest anyway.

I'll just make my own darkness...

After jumping onto the bed, Wilson brushes all the papers to one corner and then pulls one of the pillows off onto the floor. Then he pushes it under the bed right into the corner. He jumps back onto the bed and adjusts the blanket until its half off the bed, forming a curtain for the space under the bed. Carefully so as not to pull it down accidentally, he pushes through the blanket to get into the little cave he built for himself under the bed. Down here, he couldn't gaze out into the void any more, but that was alright because it would probably keep him awake anyway. And then finally, he climbs onto the pillow he dragged down here and curls up on it.

Ah... ... ... ♫hm hm hmm♫... ♫hm hm♫...

Post I

I take out Rose's Thorn and use it to whip a Metal Plate. The whip grows in lenght to reach the Plate, and then grows a set of strong roots which burrow themselves into the Plate's surface. I then use Rose's Thorn to swing myself onto The Chestplate.

V: Squadalah! We're off!

Biumbra opens a small rift from my pocket dimension, extends his head, and gives me a wierd glare before throwing me a Potion of Regeneration, which I drink.

00C: Could you list playernames under the parts, like you did with the Gunpowder Castle?

Cuddenly the incarnate important spot on the right leg is damaged by 534 + 56i for no reason since there is no reason it can not be cancelled nor avoided.

Stuff can happen for no reason: there is no causality in fact what is weird is that there was nothing who happened without cause while there was no causality.(I read all the dtg pages and I have never seen a simmilar event because people are way too much causal in their minds while doing things contradicting the causality but in ways they did not understood because they were too much narrative)

then I speak of the fact the red dragon

1 have reached the eclipse.

2 have no shape.

it is extremely simple: the red dragon is infinite.

so this mean nothing can be huger than him

so if the red dragon is not somewhere then this mean you can have something bigger than the red dragon by making something taking all the space of the red dragon and the space where he is not

So this mean that the red dragon is everywhere and so it already reached the eclipse and he have no shape.

So we already have lost or the red dragon is dumb and ineffective and weak and lazy like the godmodder and he is already at the eclipse and he is so much incompetent he does not knows how to destroy anything.

@tazz: I suppose that's a legitimate reason, although he could just say for game reasons that we aren't allowed to attack in more than one area at once, as he's done that before, but the point is that he's been being a bit of a jerk about it.

I wasn't having a problem with him slowing down the RP, I'm having a problem with him completely nope'ing it. There's a difference between preventing it from interfering, and telling people they have to stop all characterization altogether. I'll admit I was a bit tired when I wrote that, because now that it isn't eleven thirty, it's pretty obvious why he's locking away the side characters.

That being said, describing the Red Dragon and Disc of Mojang as infinitely powerful is still completely ridiculous.

Anyways, I'm going to stop on this subject, because you're right. It does belong on the forge.

@comb rave: I agree with engie, I think the comb raves should be used to wipe out the arms, although if possible, try to direct spill-over to take out the chest and head.

EXCELSIUS!!!

Eric brings the terra blade around to bear once more, driving it into the corruption joints, and spraying the purifying fluid straight into it again, messing with it's corrupting energy, before smashing the terra blade into it several times, the terra beam shooting in deeper and cutting up the deeper mechanisms.

This attack hits the target if the joints are already dead.