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You actually had me going and then I saw the rest.

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BATTLE ORDERS:

1. DISTRIBUTE MEDIGUNS/BUFF ITEMS/BUFF MEDIGUNS, BUILD UBERCHARGES, SPAM HEALING BATTLE TECHNIQUES(IF POSSIBLE)

2. TAKE OUT THE LEGS, NOBODY LIKES STATUS EFFECTS.

3. GO FOR THE ENTITY ORBS, NOBODY LIKES BUFFED BOSSES.

4. TRY TO AVOID CHAOS IN YOUR ATTACKS, THAT JUST FURTHERS THE ECLIPSE.

5. ...IDUNNO, DOES ORDER LOWER THE CHAOS BARS? TRY THAT, I GUESS. ALSO JUST STRAIGHT UP ELEMENTAL ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.

6. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)

7. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)

8. GUYS, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TARGET THINGS IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE BODY PART THAT THEY'RE A PART OF. I KNOW THAT THAT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S HOW THINGS WORK. TAKE IT UP WITH TWIN IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS.

Anyways, I take out Genesis, which I've decided to christen my bow. I then shoot up the Target some more, and give it a shock to the system.

HEY RICHARD! WHY IS THE INCARNATE'S SCAR BEARD-COLORED? ALSO WHY DO YOU SUCK AT GETTING YOUR ALLIES TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE? I MEAN ALPHA'S FORESHADOWED TO TURN ON YOU SO FREAKING HARD (THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE A SHATTER OR SOMETHING I MEAN WHO ARE WE KIDDING HERE), SCRATCH TURNED ON YOU, KAYNE TURNED ON YOU, AND FSEFTR TURNED ON YOU. YOU ARE JUST. ABYSMAL AT FINDING RELIABLE ALLIES.

((for heaven's sake twin, you don't have to nope every side action on principle of the thing! You saw that I'd gone back and fixed it with a later post and you still just decided to tell me 'no, you're not allowed' for the sake of nope'ing it, despite the fact that you knew very well that doing such a thing would prevent my Descendant-character from participating in any meaningful way whatsoever.

And on top of that, the insistence that the Disc of Mojang is infinitely powerful, and the Red Dragon even more so is patently ridiculous. It's like you're TRYING to make everything completely moot and unbelievable. Seriously. This. Is. Stupid. Coming up with your own plot is all well and good, but trying to enforce it to the exclusion of what anyone else does that MIGHT even hint at disagreeing with or potentially surpassing what you had in mind is absurd, and as much as we've had arguments about this earlier in the forum game, with everyone shouting at anyone that started to do it before (Crusher, engie, me, others) now you're starting to do it. Stop. Please. I want to finish this game off on good note, now's not the time to go crapshoot GM on us.

Why you're being so angry and aggressive about not letting us use side characters is completely beyond my comprehension, but whatever, I guess I can put up with that just so long as you stop being a jerk to people (really, you've been being mean to people, net, gutza. That response to goanna was COMPLETELY uncalled for). The whole 'insurpassable power' thing is getting old though.))

And this complaint is just me whining but...

5000 freaking damage!?! For five paragraphs of text!? COME ON!!! What happened to creative attacks dealing more damage!? The bland 'I shoot it to deal damage' did more than me!!!

*sigh* I'd hoped I could actually do something productive, but watching Iron Man 3 with my family, combined with not getting home from a service project until 5, plus various other things and the tvtropes update means I don't actually get to do anything.

Don't bother quoting this, it's just empty. Sorry for the complaint post twin, I really am. It was meant to have actually good stuff in it. And then time happened.

"WHO'S UP FOR A SLICE OF LEG?"

Initiating combo attack on the Corruption Joints! The word to join in is EXCELSUS!

Alpha Trigger: 0%

Hazel Wand: IIIIII (ECLIPSED.)

Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II

I look back to Split.

Excellent. Well, I shall endow you with your newfound benefits, as promised.

I pull out a variety of objects, some of a rather sinister-looking nature. Firstly, I pull out what appears to be an identification card, after several moments of sifting through my expansive inventory.

Here we are. An identification card for the director of the INWVSA ETD, coordinates-inclusive. You can use this to get past the high-security doors, and to do whatever you wish with more cadavers and unconscious bodies than I expect you to ever know how to expend.

Then, I merely stare at Split for several moments, amethyst energy enveloping me, as well as Split, for a moment. Just state the place you want everything delivered, and there's your access to around a hundred living and dead bodies of multiple species every enquier, along with the occasional dead body of an alternate Psi-Scratch, and large numbers of twisted and manipulated organs. Finally, I mutter something under my breath, and pull out what appears to be some sort of small contrivance of crystalline and metallic structure, affixed to redstone-activating constructs, such as a button. I crush the thing telekinetically, pour the dust into a bottle of water, and toss it at Split. The thing shatters in midair, and the liquid all lands upon Split, immediately vaporizing itself. There you go. You are now the supreme overlord-god of a dimension full of chaos and death I have been working on. Entry there is specifically restricted to you, and anyone who happens to have the technology required (me). I assure you, I will not intrude, if my word means anything to you. You can do whatever you wish with it. Now, for my end. I hand Split the identification card with one hand, and extend the other one towards him. Unadulterated violet flames begin flowing from my palm. Merely SHAKE MY HAND, and finalize the arrangement for the remainder of all existence and nonexistence, transferring approximately 1.8 Miniature Red Suns worth of Red Sun energy into my body permanently. Of course, if you don't finalize this further arrangement, nothing I have just given you will actually function correctly. Just a safeguard. Nothing ill intended by it. Presuming Split finalizes the arrangement, I nod, a slight grin upon my features.

It has been a pleasure doing business with you. If you harbor any more desires that can be fulfilled through my asinine sway, I would plausibly comply, barring their involvement in my future decease. Anything else likely shall be perfectly acceptable, given my consent. Let us know this for leavetaking.

With that, I return to my position in the Right Leg. Perhaps it would be best to deal with these Joints with a bit of transmutation. Hah. The Ring of Sorcery upon my finger glints with dark jade light, glimmering with transmutative energies. Suddenly, a plume of flame is emitted from the ring, and a perfectly spherical orb of dark jade energy bursts from the arcane jewelry, pummeling the Corruption Joints nigh-instantaneously. Bolts of jade electricity arc across the surface of the Joints. Corruption ebbs outwards, surrounding the Joints, for some odd reason. The transmutative energies flow through the Joints, mutating their very essence. I hope this is a good idea. Slowly, the Joints seem to change, whether in form or in power. The utmost innards of every individual Joint begin to shift in basis, forming organic matter, which promptly absorbs vast amounts of corruption energy in a manner akin to a particularly potent sponge. The transmutative energies spread outwards, corruption seeping inwards until the things are reduced to fully corrupted dark purple masses of organic matter. I utilize the final fragments of arcane energy within the remnants of power retained by the ring to fully empower the transmutative energies within the Joints for a final strike. By final strike, I mean the actual purpose of this sudden movement. I first place a temporal limiter upon the Joints, which will transform them back into their initial state upon the ending of the turn, before the things get a chance to attack or defend once more. There is no need to give it any sort of advantage. I expend the remainder of the energy in a particularly enigmatic fashion. I incline my finger, and the ring pulses with dark jade. Slowly, blood flows freely from the now-organic Joints, minor esoteric influence enforcing pure order from the fragments of iron within the hemoglobin, damaging the corrupted bits of organic matter. I promptly manipulate the structure of the Joints, watching as they twitch and stretch, tensely extending in all directions. With a thought, jade lightning races across the Joints, diffusing them slightly with electric force, before vanishing. Random attacks directed at the Corrupted Joints will hopefully receive some sort of buff from this newfound weakness. Hah. But, I wouldn't trust myself saying that. As such, I allow arcane power to course through the Joints, residual energy from the organic transmutation. I highly recommend you all attack the Joints now, and hopefully get a minicrit against it whilst doing so, before it transforms back. I cannot have this thing alive for longer than an enquier. That would be both irresponsible and highly risky.

As for the Godslayer, I eye the staff for a few moments, before shrugging, and tossing it to Serpent. Take it. You will certainly know how to use it far more adequately than I shall, given your skill. But, between the two of us, I suggest you drop that thing into the abyss. Do not risk further interaction with First Guardians named after birds. Please, I'd rather not have to face more death and destruction. Hah.

He points at the corruption joint and shouts "PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW" He retrieves a imaginary grenade and tosses it at the joint, shouting "KERBLANG!".

The joint then takes damage due to the serious physiological effects of imaginary gunfire.

@argument: uh... so... the Disk of Mojang can't do everything? There are still a bunch of loopholes. Can it summon more Disks of Mojang(s)? Can it do the same thing but with slightly different wording/execution (blow up this guy, give this guy a fatal heart attack, crush this guy with a rock, etc)? Can you tell it to make something that actually can do anything? Does this even matter?

And more importantly, of all the things I expected you to say against that "he's going everywhere all at once" attack, the thing I least expected was for you to agree. Huh. Does that mean the Red Dragon is here now? Does that mean he's not here now? Does that mean he's here and not here at the same time? Is he everywhere and nowhere baby? And something else I forgot, which is RELATIVITY! BOO YA! *High fives Einstein* Anyway, yeah. An object's length according to an observer is based on the speed of the object relative to the observer. So, as the Red Dragon is going at every possible speed, it also has every possible fraction of infinity as its length, all of which are still infinity, so that's kinda boring. But, the Red Dragon is also going above and at the same speed as the speed of light (and below it at the same time), so things are a little more interesting. The Lorentz equation, which is...

(L = Lo * sqrt( 1 - (v^2)/(c^2) ) ) where L = length, Lo = length when still, v = velocity, c = speed of light

calculates that the Red Dragon would have both an imaginary length (as v > c) and 0 length (as v = c) at once and so would both exist and not exist at the same time.

And BTW: Don't pay off the US debt! Please! Anything but our debt! Have the Red Dragon both destroy everything and destroy nothing at the same time! Just not our debt! Paying off that debt in any "near" time frame sounds nice in theory, but would require so much contractionary fiscal policy (raising taxes, cutting spending) that we'd be plunged into a potentially unsolvable recession, dragging the entire world into a financial panic as the biggest economy in the world goes under. And you can't just "magic" the money out of nowhere. Governments have tried that ever since paper money was invented. But then inflation hits like an 18 wheeler and stops the US from buying imports due to the dollar being pathetic compared to other currencies. Then we go into an unsolvable recession and drag the rest of the world with us. In other news...

Ow. I somehow managed to hit myself with those Arcane Missiles it seems. Now, in the spirit of combos, I'll start my own. But this is the defense based one. So, GO GO POWER RANGERS!

The Kitsune Charm has been useless this entire game, but that changes now. Everyone shall see how powerful potions can be... I'll show them... I'll show them all!!! I pull out two objects, the thin golden chain of the charm and the Flask of the Kitsune, as donated by Wilson last turn for plot convenience. So, Kitsune Charm infusing the Staff of Ysera with the Flask of the Kitsune, activate. And so, for this turn and the next, the Staff of Ysera has turned into what I'll refer to as the Emerald Waker. Anything I target with this will also get a full dose of the Flask of the Kitsune. Now then... who wants some buffs? Anyone have something cool they need powered up? Based on how the Kitsune Charm is worded, I can get maybe up to 12 uses out of the Flask of the Kitsune if I spread my attacks out over a wide area. And I think the flask is something like... healing + dmg up + dmg taken down + crit + magic power up + holy/light power way up

My combo thingy will revolve mostly around dreams. There are 2 in particular I'm focusing on, the Emerald Dream from WOW lore and Wilson's Dreamscape, but I'll have any really. I lash around in a circle with the Emerald Waker, letting green light flood outwards and make an aura of ethereal air around me. Based on my quick look through last turn, it seems the most injured characters are CrystalCat and K4yne (But if I can't target them, target other random injured allies). The light and ethereal air shoot out towards those two and bright green infernos surround their weapons. Like a magnet turned plasma, the flames are attracted to the weakest point on whatever piece of armor they're used against. And acting like a conduit, the flames channel their wielder's powers, encasing and incinerating their target with whatever the wielder desires. With these guardian flames, wounds seem to heal themselves far faster than normal, as though the light of the fires were enough to cauterize them.

My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE!

Total wealth = 505$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
• Potion of Zeus x2 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
• Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
• Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
• Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x2 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x2 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x1 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)

For the first time in... weeks... no, months... I'm not making any alchemies... This is it... there's nothing else to make. This is the apex of Wilson's life because he's made all the things. There are no more things to make. Sigh... memories... Oh only doing one potion brewing per post because I thought that was the limit...

Wilson suddenly turns away from the door and runs back to jump onto the couch.

I was almost such a terrible guest...

Carefully, he bites onto the inside lip of the glass he nearly forgot about in order to hold it in his mouth. Keeping his head tilted towards the floor to prevent water from spilling, he then actually goes through the door.

java.lang.NullPointerException

YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Dumper (8/9)

Action: BUFF TIME

Since the Potion Globedropper was technically used on me, I can use it via the Gatekeeper's Sword. If for some weird reason I can't (which is stupid because I was damaged by it) ignore this post.

I pull out the Gatekeeper's Sword and combine Compound's Creator and the Potion Globedropper, creating the Compound Globedropper, a modified version of the Potion Globedropper that drops chemicals instead of potions. The chemicals are synthesized and instantly launched, so there is no chance that the Godmodder will be able to replace the chemicals.

I then drop an anomalous compound on the next ten players with it that increases their attack power.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9

Final Planet Express Ship: 11/11 Complete!

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 10

Antimatter Torpedoes: 19 ((I used one last post.)) Reloaded. Ready for use.

==Actions==

Lothyra gets corrupted.

Lothyra: "Well crap. Also HAL's gone."

Then the Planet Express Ship 3.0 upgrades into the Final Planet Express Ship (abbreviated to FPES, which is pronounced like "FPS"). The shields activate, and the Mini Tokamak takes over power generation from the Narrative. Lothyra quickly heals herself with Universal Power, then drinks a potion of Critmist.

Lothyra: "Hmm. What to do, what to do... You know what, Godmodder? You want Order/Law energies to fight the Corruption? I'll give you Law. But first, I'll have to get the heck out of dodge."

Lothyra inserts a Tiny Antimatter Canister into the Anti-Turbocharger for the FPES's Dark Matter Engines, then activates it. The FPES rockets away with its increased speed from the Incarnate back to Armageddon Hill. More specifically, the site where the Tower used to lie. Lothyra deploys the Electrowinch. She reaches the wreckage, searching for something. Ah. There. She finds the broken hulk that used to be the Logic Cannon. She grabs it with the Electrowinch, and flies it back to the Right Leg. She sets it on the ground, then lands the FPES.

Lothyra: "I think I can still get one more use out of this. Let's apply that last upgrade, shall we?"

Lothyra deploys some robotic drones. She and them repair the Logic Cannon. Its Mini Tokamak and Scranton Reality Anchors come online with an ominous hum. Then Lothyra adds the final upgrade. The Scranton Reality Anchors are modified to the max potential and the Mini Tokamak gets an Anti-Turbocharger. The Scranton Reality Anchors now project a forcefield around the Logic Cannon that block blatantly unrealistic, reality-breaking, corruption/chaos energies, or godmodding. The Logic Cannon has achieved its final form - the Reality Cannon.

Lothyra: "Sadly, after its one shot it will be permanently destroyed. But that shot will be incredibly effective."

Lothyra aims the Logic Cannon at the Corruption Target..

Lothyra: "Now, let us begin. For you see, it's time to do the biggest debunking in the history of the Second Godmodding War. First of all, the Incarnate has the mass of a small planet, which numbers hundreds of yottagrams (10²⁴ grams), due to it generating a powerful gravitational field that overrides Minecraftia's. How could such a massive device not break through the cracked bedrock that supports it due to its own weight that? If a giant laser beam or a bunch of massive meteors could do it, why not the Incarnate. And that's just the least of the many scientific headaches that the Incarnate creates."

The Reality Cannon is now humming with Scranton energies due to Lothyra's words.

Lothyra: "Next, there's the Square Cube Law. Our old buddy. Let's see. With such a massive mech, it would take a ludicrous amount of force to walk, move its arms, or even not fall to the ground and break through the bedrock into the void. With the size of the Incarnate, even the speed of light begins to come into effect by introducing a small but noticeable delay in the time it takes to transmit information from one side of the Incarnate to the other. And the amount of force being put onto the Incarnate's knees... ouch. They would instantly buckle from the strain. And the Corruption Target is housed in the knees. Even if you handwave it by saying that the knees are made of an indestructible material, you can't say the same thing of the Corruption Target. If that were true, we wouldn't be able to attack it. The Corruption Target should be crushed like a fly. And how do you bottle up corruption energy anyway? Is it magic? Well, the thing is, magic isn't even supposed to exist. It is utterly unscientific. Making this attack even more effective. But I'm going off on a tangent. Tl;dr, you can't just scale something up and expect it to work the same."

The Reality Cannon is glowing with an orange-grey hum. A massive buildup of reality energies emerges from the muzzle. The humming has grown to a crescendo.

Lothyra: "Now. There's one more thing I have to say on the matter."

She puts her hand on the "fire" button.

Lothyra: "Get wrekt."

She presses it. A titanically bright orange-grey beam fires out of the Reality Cannon at supersonic speeds and strikes the Corruption Target. Energies of pure law pour into it. More specifically, energies of the laws of physics. The Anchors' reality-stabilizing effect suppresses the corruption, and the Corruption Target loses a large amount of its power. Then physics finally catches up to the Corruption Target. The full weight of the Incarnate presses onto it, buckling the frame and crushing it like a fly. The severely weakened corruption energies are expunged from the wreckage of the Corruption Target. However, the Reality Cannon has poured all of its energy into the beam. So much that its Scranton Reality Anchors break from the strain. The Reality Cannon, my first entity, and the hated Corruption Target, has now been completely and utterly...

I voice EXTREME OBJECTION to my death! In my post, I said I was KNOCKED OUT, not DEAD! And... I still need to use the Comb Rave! I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!

If I get no compensation, in anger, I leap at Build, my greatest friend, and eat his brain!

Hazel Wand: IIIIII (ECLIPSED.)

Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II

I continue to stare at the Corruption Joints rather silently, completely foregoing blinking. I immediately direct a large amount of order magic through the local leyline into the Joints, muttering under my breath. Suddenly, copious amounts of Ordo vis pulse into the Joints, forcefully stabilizing them through the somewhat unpleasant medium of internal crystallization. I watch for several moments, disabling the pulsations before too much occurs. Then, I shift into the next phase, uttering a malediction with oddly lawful intent. Hah. The external surfaces of the Joints begin to glisten, growing slimy and smooth. Within moments, the Joints are coated in what appears to be an outer membrane composed of Silverwood-based material. I stare at the Joints after the presumably-successful invocation of purification, and proceed to telekinetically force a spike composed purely of solid Silverwood through the membranes, into the core of the Joints, stabilization forcing itself into prominence with repeated shows of potency in opposition of the corruption. The spike implants the perfectly spherical seed of ambiguity within the Joints. With a few simple inclinations, an Ethereal Bloom sprouts from the seed, and emerges from the center of the Joints, immediately combatting the corruption. While it is evidently not Taint, it will certainly suffice to eliminate vile corruption. The ordered structure of the Bloom begins to burn away patches of concentrated corruption within the Joints, leaving internal openings full of naught, save liquid quicksilver, of course. The incredibly toxic mercury poisons the Joints in their entirety, boiling at extremely high temperatures whilst the Ethereal Bloom deals with the corruption as efficiently as possibly, given the current predicament. The Ethereal Bloom illuminates the general area with light blue-colored phosphorescence, the plant's roots settling in the mercury-infested internal area of the Joints, fully coming to corrode the core of the object/possible organism. As such, I manipulate the pure cosmic order of the space around me in an attempt to overflow the Joints, before teal energy crushes the series of joints with a telekinetic application of justice, and of realms therein. Dark teal energy pours from the Joints, immediately coinciding with an overflow of lawful magics appearing to share a resemblance with the energies of Libratum Cogitatione. Pure order essence and law magics pound at the Joints, dealing as much damage as possible to bring the Right Leg further on the path to stabilization.

Also, regarding the Disc of Mojang, I should likely say it can do anything. It can do anything, but only once, that is. It has already been used to restrain the Dragon, unless I am horribly mistaken.

I hop onto the right leg

EXELSUS

I take out my mana staff, and I wrap the corruption joints with thick vines, until it begins to bulge out of place. I then signal for engie to attack it while it is vulnerable.

I then use my mana staff to heal split with a ray of light.

I don't come to fi- Oh. Great...

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $350

Battlefield: I equip the perseverance charm, and also give some to the omega godmodders

+2 to Wilson

Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 8/11

-HMAS Ship-

Okay, I don't know if Wilson wants to look around, or just time skip, but I guess I will describe the new room regardless.

The walls and ceiling of the room are made of the same metal as the main room, and the floor is wood of some sort, which was the same in the main room, actually. In front of the door is a bed in the far left corner, with its head on the left wall. It is rather messy. and there are a few pieces of paper on it. Beside the bed, close to the door, is a desk and chair. The desk is covered in papers and various stationary. Opposite of the bed is a similar window/screen, currently viewing Cenia. Next to the window is another door, this one looking much more secure. On the same wall as the entry door, there is a rather large bookcase, a wardrobe, and a metal box with strange markings on it. Notably, what seems to be a bird of some sort is flying freely around the room.

I go up to the left leg and bonk something on it. I also play the very best final boss music ever.

The Beta Spaceship Badge is purely cosmetic and only denotes a commander rank!

A>You must be thinking of the Beta-Class Dress Insignia.

A>Which is obviously what the Loom produced, but I digress.

A>Either way.

A>I can still make things.

A>And I produce the requisite gear and send it back in time for the attack's proper execution.

Argus can't help you!

A>...Teleport out, teraport out, time/void shenanigans out, also not being in the blast radius, also being distributed across many places that aren't in range of that original teleport, also being installed on Netpatham's gear that he is wearing. Also rebuilding myself from a fabricator if need be. Because I don't install myself directly on those. In short, I extricate myself and go.

I acknowledged A Place That Doesn't Exist's existence, so it's gone!

H2>>Oh well, there's more of us hiding around. That was one place. There are more. Not to mention the The THE Place that doesn't exist, which is probably not ever going to be a thing. ((Yes, it starts with E.))

Since all of the ships have made direct contact with the Eclipse (you said they're pushing back against it), they all become incinerated by the Eclipse's raw destructive power! Old Man Elderly catches a large chunk of moon rock, but it crushes him

A>I believe methods were specified earlier. They do not include actual contact with the destructive force of destruction. ...Seriously. I feel like you're looking for reasons to nope things.

Old Man Elderly shows up. Again. Only this time, he uses his elderly space-tug captain backstory.

"I hear this Moon needs a tow back into orbit?"

"Lemme just hook her up to the tug here..."

*chugga chugga chugga chugga*

*spang*

"Oh dagnabbit, the tow rope broke. What am I tryn'a tow here, a space dragon?"

==One Rehook Later==

"Les' try that again."

*chugga chugga chugga chugga*

((

Okay, Twin:

==Things Argus' Ships Are Not Going To Do==

Fall into the Eclipse

Make contact with the Eclipse

Use Chaos on the Eclipse

(In general, they are going to try and avoid annihilation by stupidity. If the Eclipse eats THEM, sure. If they wander into the gaping jaws and stare at the teeth as they close...Not so much.)

==Things That Argus' Ships WILL Do==

Use distance force-exertion methods (psiionics, tractor beams, rockets (not directly pushing, of course))

Use tele/teraports and wormholes to move the Eclipse backwards even as the force continues pushing

Use Order attacks. Ordo Diffusers, Ordo Lasers, etc. etc.

Have shields up at all times, infused with Ordo.

Fabricate anything Build/Split ask for.

))

A>By the way, Build, Split, if you need anything made that would help, ask and ye shall receive.

A>Oh, Richard? I'd like to point out that you are relying on the Game Master to nope me for you. And the Red Dragon to stop the side characters. And that only because of the TARDIS. Wow. I'm amazed that you are stooping to that level. Actually do something, perhaps, or are you just going to sit there and be useless? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED! YOU. HAVEN'T. EVEN. TRIED.

A>And as much as I think that your power-up actually worked, YOU couldn't do it YOURSELF! HM. I WONDER WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT YOUR POWER LEVEL. ESPECIALLY AS YOU MAKE IT TO OMEGA+ WITH /OUR/ HELP. OR OUR ANCESTORS' HELP. SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO STUPID. IF I HAD A PROPER FACE WITH WHICH TO FACEPALM, INSTEAD OF A DRONE HERE YELLING AT YOU, I WOULD BE DOING SO.

A>By the way, PROJECT BINARY is making more credible threats than you right now. Seriously. Do better. This is so stupid that it is actually making your threatened apocalypse less worth dealing with because I doubt you can even execute it properly. Not to mention that it still hasn't actually happened yet.

A>Or I will spawn reams of bad fanfiction with you <3 UserZero. No offense to UserZero ((right now, I reserve the right to use this ship in an attack (in the relative past) in DTG0.)).

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 1/9

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 9

Antimatter Torpedoes: 19. Reloaded. Ready for use.

==Actions==

Lothyra: "Now, let us test this new weapon."

Lothyra unleashes a barrage of plasma bolts from her IAC-FR at the Corruption Target.

Lothyra: "Nice. But let's see the real features."

Lothyra inserts a Tiny Antimatter Canister into the IAC-FR, and presses the "Inject" button. She then fires one antimatter-surrounded bolt at the Corruption Target. It explosively implodes and fuses, causing a large blast equivalent to a weak tactical nuke.

Lothyra: "And no radiation too."

Lothyra heals herself again with Universal Power. If she is already at full health, she heals another player with the corruption status effect.

YEAH THAT MAP IS PRETTY BAD...

WAIT

WHAT THE gorilla AM I DOING

I'M A SUPER BOSS

I DON'T NEED TO KILL THE GOLDEN PISSLORD

LISTEN FRIEND

THAT GIANT ROBOT GOD gorillaHEAD

I NEED YOU TO BREAK ME OPEN AN ENTRANCE

can't you like teleport inside or something

ACTUALLY YES I CAN

HERE

travis goy BB's stuff!

THATS EVERYTHING I HAVE, I WON'T NEED IT ONCE I GO INTO MY INCARNATE FORM

since when did you have an incarnate form

LOOK

SHUT UP

I DON'T LIKE EXPLAINING THINGS

I JUST NEED ONE THING

I NEED THE MOST DURABLE THING IN THE WORLD

THE NOKIA PHONE

CAN'T YOU JUST GET THIS YOURSELF

UM, YES

JUST

TAKE THIS AND gorilla OFF

kk

travis got BB's joint!

BB teleports away

>travis: equip the new stuff

this post has been retconned

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $352

Battlefield: I use the giver to attack the target and heal Talist

+2 to Wilson

Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 9/11