U2: It"z kind of zad that we didn"t get a chance to uze the mecha
U2: But I found thiz thing.. It zeemz to be zome kind of replacement for the mecha"z cannon2
Biumbra draws The Prismatizer, the prismarine crystals at the end of the cannon's barrel lighting up and compressing the scarce air moisture around it into a psiionically supercharged sphere of water. Biumbra then fires the sphere at a Breastplate.
"LIKE, ITS' HILARIOUS, THIS THING!" I yell as I rampage across the Oblivion Joints. "IT'S JUST A MECH WITH A BIGGER BUDGET!" I say. "A BIGGER BUDGET, PAID FOR BY SOMEONE THAT ISN'T EVEN YOURSELF TO BOOT!" I add, pointing upwards again, at the power that isn't truly his. "IN A WORLD WHERE CREATIVITY IS DIRECT POWER, THERE IS NO GREATER SIGN OF WEAKNESS THAN A MAN WHO KEEPS REPEATING HIS TRICKS!"
I pull out another explosive-looking item, this one made of pure gold and emblazoned with the glorious emblem of the Hand of Truth. The master of Sacred Geometries and a guiding light in times of strife, I feel his abilities match that of the Kitsune powers I just got. I supercharge the Truthful Grenade (the name of this particular weapon) into a blistering inferno of Creative, Sacred energies.
For anyone with a brain, it's fairly obvious what my next move is going to be. I place the explosive upon the Oblivion Joint, prime it, and RUN.
After just barely getting out of range, the Truthful Grenade goes off. However, instead of exploding, the grenade's Area of Effect twists, warps, and bends, into a beautiful Golden Pyramid to the tribute of the Hand, irregardless of the structural damage that creating such an area would cause. The sheer beauty of the perfect, Sacred Geometries would bring a tear to any eye. Atop the pristine beauty is the hand, beautifully sculpted into the Golden Gesticulation. It's just an artistic rendering, but it's more than beautiful enough.
That's not all, though. The sheer supercharged powers of Creativity and sacred Geometry contained within the Pyramid spread out, which, to this vile machine, is nothing short of a spreading toxin. The power of the thing this wretched monstrosity rejects, the greater power here, spreads out and 'adds' certainly sacred, but less than optimal 'additions' to the machine, destroying part of the machine itself as the Joint partially converts itself to a whole Sacred Garden to the Hand, removing impurities that just so happen to also be somewhat important to the Joint's proper functioning. Though the Hand is certainly unable to participate, nor its champions, they give their distant approval from on-high.
With their distant approval from on-high, the rendition of the Hand of Truth on the temple springs to life. It's time is terribly limited, so it doesn't go for anything more dramatic than it has to. It aims itself at more parts of the Oblivion Joint, and lets loose a powerful laser from it's Gesticulation, which breaks into the sky, but not towards the Eclipse. Indeed, it curves around well before even going NEAR the Eclipse, comes back, and slams into the Oblivion Joint with the unending might of Creative forces, Sacred Geometries, Unyielding Truths, and Infinite Light.
The Joint is now 80% Joint, 10% Crater, and 10% Temple, and that assumes the Joint hasn't taken more damage to add to that 'Crater' pool.
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Lothyra gets back in the FPES. She fires an antimatter torpedo at the Corruption Target. Then she gathers sacred items and uses Antichamber (but with the IAC-FR) on the Corruption Target. She also heals another player that has the Corruption effect and that is not already at full health with Universal Power.
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=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
I pull out a computer, and begin hacking the INCARNATE!
...Then, someone points out that I'm just mashing random buttons on a keyboard and not actually hacking anything. In a fit of anger, I toss my computer towards the CORRUPTION JOINTS. I then switch the ARMISTYX to LICH KING'S SWORD SCYTHE MODE and hack the CORRUPTION JOINTS to pieces.
Eric continues with the combo attack (guys! Combos!) by bringing around a large minigun
Say hello to this puppy.
The E-WEB (read as: blaster pistol, only a minigun, so it hits harder, WAY faster, and lasts even longer. Which is to say, yes, it isn't going to run out of ammo for a while) Sprays into the corrupted joints and target, causing large amounts of laser damage.
Old Man Elderly (even if he was crushed or otherwise hit with something that would incapacitate him in the meantime) decides to join in the hate on Richard party.
EH!!! Get of mah lawn!
You kids these days have no discipline, back in my time, we had REAL godmodders! Ones who could actually godmod away attacks, instead of just gettin' beat over the head with stupidly large space ships and laser cannons again and again!
You got beat up by a goldfish waggin' its tail at you sonny!
You ain't got no future in anything! Let alone this...
Eh... what was I talkin' about again?
Hey!!! Get off ma lawn!!!
Old Man Elderly charges up at The Incarnate, and begins hitting it with his cane, but he's in the way of the godmodding legion, so the first attack aimed at it hits him instead.
2. TAKE OUT THE LEGS, NOBODY LIKES STATUS EFFECTS.
3. GO FOR THE ENTITY ORBS, NOBODY LIKES BUFFED BOSSES.
4. TRY TO AVOID CHAOS IN YOUR ATTACKS, THAT JUST FURTHERS THE ECLIPSE.
5. ...IDUNNO, DOES ORDER LOWER THE CHAOS BARS? TRY THAT, I GUESS. ALSO JUST STRAIGHT UP ELEMENTAL ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.
6. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)
7. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)
8. GUYS, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TARGET THINGS IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE BODY PART THAT THEY'RE A PART OF. I KNOW THAT THAT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S HOW THINGS WORK. TAKE IT UP WITH TWIN IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS.
Anyways, I take out Genesis, which I've decided to christen my bow. I then shoot up the Target some more, and give it a shock to the system.
HEY RICHARD! WHY IS THE INCARNATE'S SCAR BEARD-COLORED? ALSO WHY DO YOU SUCK AT GETTING YOUR ALLIES TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE? I MEAN ALPHA'S FORESHADOWED TO TURN ON YOU SO FREAKING HARD (THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE A SHATTER OR SOMETHING I MEAN WHO ARE WE KIDDING HERE), SCRATCH TURNED ON YOU, KAYNE TURNED ON YOU, AND FSEFTR TURNED ON YOU. YOU ARE JUST. ABYSMAL AT FINDING RELIABLE ALLIES.
9,000 damage to the Oblivion Target's Shield!
The Godmodder counters your first argument with the fact that the Incarnate's scar is NOT beard-colored! PROOF:
The Red Dragon hasn't turned on him. Neither have anything he's summoned. Neither have anything he's brainwashed. Granted those are all technicalities, but let's face it. The Godmodder's the root of all evil (metaphorically speaking). It's gonna be hard for him to find true allies. And it's the very nature of split personalities to hate each other. Your words appear to have an effect on the Godmodder, though...
((for heaven's sake twin, you don't have to nope every side action on principle of the thing! You saw that I'd gone back and fixed it with a later post and you still just decided to tell me 'no, you're not allowed' for the sake of nope'ing it, despite the fact that you knew very well that doing such a thing would prevent my Descendant-character from participating in any meaningful way whatsoever.
And on top of that, the insistence that the Disc of Mojang is infinitely powerful, and the Red Dragon even more so is patently ridiculous. It's like you're TRYING to make everything completely moot and unbelievable. Seriously. This. Is. Stupid. Coming up with your own plot is all well and good, but trying to enforce it to the exclusion of what anyone else does that MIGHT even hint at disagreeing with or potentially surpassing what you had in mind is absurd, and as much as we've had arguments about this earlier in the forum game, with everyone shouting at anyone that started to do it before (Crusher, engie, me, others) now you're starting to do it. Stop. Please. I want to finish this game off on good note, now's not the time to go crapshoot GM on us.
Why you're being so angry and aggressive about not letting us use side characters is completely beyond my comprehension, but whatever, I guess I can put up with that just so long as you stop being a jerk to people (really, you've been being mean to people, net, gutza. That response to goanna was COMPLETELY uncalled for). The whole 'insurpassable power' thing is getting old though.))
And this complaint is just me whining but...
5000 freaking damage!?! For five paragraphs of text!? COME ON!!! What happened to creative attacks dealing more damage!? The bland 'I shoot it to deal damage' did more than me!!!
*sigh* I'd hoped I could actually do something productive, but watching Iron Man 3 with my family, combined with not getting home from a service project until 5, plus various other things and the tvtropes update means I don't actually get to do anything.
Don't bother quoting this, it's just empty. Sorry for the complaint post twin, I really am. It was meant to have actually good stuff in it. And then time happened.
I WILL allow Eric to participate in this, because he's your main character.
I just disproved that the Disc of Mojang is infinitely powerful (it has limitations, however few)! I'll stop arguing about the Red Dragon's infinite power if everyone else will, too. I didn't even start these arguments! I'm sorry that this blew up into a big thing though.
I want this to be a fight between you and the Incarnate. Granted, Split, me, and the Legion are here too, but having multiple people act in a player's post wouldn't be very fair and would lead to potentially game-breaking advantages, as Tazz put it. The TARDIS was a convenient way to get rid of them all.
For the goanna thing, I wanted to actually be original with attack-blocking for once. Just saying "who do you target" gets really old, older than reading targetless posts! I wanted to do something funny with the generic it'll-never-work-type attack. And my concerns with Netpatham are fairly valid: despite him preaching about others following Rule 0, he has blown past Rule 0 on several occasions. And some of his antics are, quite frankly, on so many levels of self-imposed meta that it's just a pain to respond to at all.
You targeted the weak spot for like half the attack. The weak spot's being guarded, remember?
Wait... "Don't bother quoting this, it's just empty." ...Ugh.
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I look back to Split.
Excellent. Well, I shall endow you with your newfound benefits, as promised.
I pull out a variety of objects, some of a rather sinister-looking nature. Firstly, I pull out what appears to be an identification card, after several moments of sifting through my expansive inventory.
Here we are. An identification card for the director of the INWVSA ETD, coordinates-inclusive. You can use this to get past the high-security doors, and to do whatever you wish with more cadavers and unconscious bodies than I expect you to ever know how to expend.
Then, I merely stare at Split for several moments, amethyst energy enveloping me, as well as Split, for a moment. Just state the place you want everything delivered, and there's your access to around a hundred living and dead bodies of multiple species every enquier, along with the occasional dead body of an alternate Psi-Scratch, and large numbers of twisted and manipulated organs. Finally, I mutter something under my breath, and pull out what appears to be some sort of small contrivance of crystalline and metallic structure, affixed to redstone-activating constructs, such as a button. I crush the thing telekinetically, pour the dust into a bottle of water, and toss it at Split. The thing shatters in midair, and the liquid all lands upon Split, immediately vaporizing itself. There you go. You are now the supreme overlord-god of a dimension full of chaos and death I have been working on. Entry there is specifically restricted to you, and anyone who happens to have the technology required (me). I assure you, I will not intrude, if my word means anything to you. You can do whatever you wish with it. Now, for my end. I hand Split the identification card with one hand, and extend the other one towards him. Unadulterated violet flames begin flowing from my palm. Merely SHAKE MY HAND, and finalize the arrangement for the remainder of all existence and nonexistence, transferring approximately 1.8 Miniature Red Suns worth of Red Sun energy into my body permanently. Of course, if you don't finalize this further arrangement, nothing I have just given you will actually function correctly. Just a safeguard. Nothing ill intended by it. Presuming Split finalizes the arrangement, I nod, a slight grin upon my features.
It has been a pleasure doing business with you. If you harbor any more desires that can be fulfilled through my asinine sway, I would plausibly comply, barring their involvement in my future decease. Anything else likely shall be perfectly acceptable, given my consent. Let us know this for leavetaking.
With that, I return to my position in the Right Leg. Perhaps it would be best to deal with these Joints with a bit of transmutation. Hah. The Ring of Sorcery upon my finger glints with dark jade light, glimmering with transmutative energies. Suddenly, a plume of flame is emitted from the ring, and a perfectly spherical orb of dark jade energy bursts from the arcane jewelry, pummeling the Corruption Joints nigh-instantaneously. Bolts of jade electricity arc across the surface of the Joints. Corruption ebbs outwards, surrounding the Joints, for some odd reason. The transmutative energies flow through the Joints, mutating their very essence. I hope this is a good idea. Slowly, the Joints seem to change, whether in form or in power. The utmost innards of every individual Joint begin to shift in basis, forming organic matter, which promptly absorbs vast amounts of corruption energy in a manner akin to a particularly potent sponge. The transmutative energies spread outwards, corruption seeping inwards until the things are reduced to fully corrupted dark purple masses of organic matter. I utilize the final fragments of arcane energy within the remnants of power retained by the ring to fully empower the transmutative energies within the Joints for a final strike. By final strike, I mean the actual purpose of this sudden movement. I first place a temporal limiter upon the Joints, which will transform them back into their initial state upon the ending of the turn, before the things get a chance to attack or defend once more. There is no need to give it any sort of advantage. I expend the remainder of the energy in a particularly enigmatic fashion. I incline my finger, and the ring pulses with dark jade. Slowly, blood flows freely from the now-organic Joints, minor esoteric influence enforcing pure order from the fragments of iron within the hemoglobin, damaging the corrupted bits of organic matter. I promptly manipulate the structure of the Joints, watching as they twitch and stretch, tensely extending in all directions. With a thought, jade lightning races across the Joints, diffusing them slightly with electric force, before vanishing. Random attacks directed at the Corrupted Joints will hopefully receive some sort of buff from this newfound weakness. Hah. But, I wouldn't trust myself saying that. As such, I allow arcane power to course through the Joints, residual energy from the organic transmutation. I highly recommend you all attack the Joints now, and hopefully get a minicrit against it whilst doing so, before it transforms back. I cannot have this thing alive for longer than an enquier. That would be both irresponsible and highly risky.
As for the Godslayer, I eye the staff for a few moments, before shrugging, and tossing it to Serpent. Take it. You will certainly know how to use it far more adequately than I shall, given your skill. But, between the two of us, I suggest you drop that thing into the abyss. Do not risk further interaction with First Guardians named after birds. Please, I'd rather not have to face more death and destruction. Hah.
Split accepts your deal. Both of you get your respective ends of the bargain. Was... Was this all really necessary? Yes. You'd be surprised with what I could do with this. Of course I would be. What are you going to do, make a homonculus of alternate Scratches? Maybe. ...
You use Transmutation, dealing 20,000 damage to the Corruption Joints! The next three attacks against the Corruption Joints will minicrit!
He points at the corruption joint and shouts "PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW" He retrieves a imaginary grenade and tosses it at the joint, shouting "KERBLANG!".
The joint then takes damage due to the serious physiological effects of imaginary gunfire.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to the Corruption Joints!
@argument: uh... so... the Disk of Mojang can't do everything? There are still a bunch of loopholes. Can it summon more Disks of Mojang(s)? Can it do the same thing but with slightly different wording/execution (blow up this guy, give this guy a fatal heart attack, crush this guy with a rock, etc)? Can you tell it to make something that actually can do anything? Does this even matter?
And more importantly, of all the things I expected you to say against that "he's going everywhere all at once" attack, the thing I least expected was for you to agree. Huh. Does that mean the Red Dragon is here now? Does that mean he's not here now? Does that mean he's here and not here at the same time? Is he everywhere and nowhere baby? And something else I forgot, which is RELATIVITY! BOO YA! *High fives Einstein* Anyway, yeah. An object's length according to an observer is based on the speed of the object relative to the observer. So, as the Red Dragon is going at every possible speed, it also has every possible fraction of infinity as its length, all of which are still infinity, so that's kinda boring. But, the Red Dragon is also going above and at the same speed as the speed of light (and below it at the same time), so things are a little more interesting. The Lorentz equation, which is...
(L = Lo * sqrt( 1 - (v^2)/(c^2) ) ) where L = length, Lo = length when still, v = velocity, c = speed of light
calculates that the Red Dragon would have both an imaginary length (as v > c) and 0 length (as v = c) at once and so would both exist and not exist at the same time.
And BTW: Don't pay off the US debt! Please! Anything but our debt! Have the Red Dragon both destroy everything and destroy nothing at the same time! Just not our debt! Paying off that debt in any "near" time frame sounds nice in theory, but would require so much contractionary fiscal policy (raising taxes, cutting spending) that we'd be plunged into a potentially unsolvable recession, dragging the entire world into a financial panic as the biggest economy in the world goes under. And you can't just "magic" the money out of nowhere. Governments have tried that ever since paper money was invented. But then inflation hits like an 18 wheeler and stops the US from buying imports due to the dollar being pathetic compared to other currencies. Then we go into an unsolvable recession and drag the rest of the world with us. In other news...
Ow. I somehow managed to hit myself with those Arcane Missiles it seems. Now, in the spirit of combos, I'll start my own. But this is the defense based one. So, GO GO POWER RANGERS!
The Kitsune Charm has been useless this entire game, but that changes now. Everyone shall see how powerful potions can be... I'll show them... I'll show them all!!! I pull out two objects, the thin golden chain of the charm and the Flask of the Kitsune, as donated by Wilson last turn for plot convenience. So, Kitsune Charm infusing the Staff of Ysera with the Flask of the Kitsune, activate. And so, for this turn and the next, the Staff of Ysera has turned into what I'll refer to as the Emerald Waker. Anything I target with this will also get a full dose of the Flask of the Kitsune. Now then... who wants some buffs? Anyone have something cool they need powered up? Based on how the Kitsune Charm is worded, I can get maybe up to 12 uses out of the Flask of the Kitsune if I spread my attacks out over a wide area. And I think the flask is something like... healing + dmg up + dmg taken down + crit + magic power up + holy/light power way up
My combo thingy will revolve mostly around dreams. There are 2 in particular I'm focusing on, the Emerald Dream from WOW lore and Wilson's Dreamscape, but I'll have any really. I lash around in a circle with the Emerald Waker, letting green light flood outwards and make an aura of ethereal air around me. Based on my quick look through last turn, it seems the most injured characters are CrystalCat and K4yne (But if I can't target them, target other random injured allies). The light and ethereal air shoot out towards those two and bright green infernos surround their weapons. Like a magnet turned plasma, the flames are attracted to the weakest point on whatever piece of armor they're used against. And acting like a conduit, the flames channel their wielder's powers, encasing and incinerating their target with whatever the wielder desires. With these guardian flames, wounds seem to heal themselves far faster than normal, as though the light of the fires were enough to cauterize them.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
For the first time in... weeks... no, months... I'm not making any alchemies... This is it... there's nothing else to make. This is the apex of Wilson's life because he's made all the things. There are no more things to make. Sigh... memories... Oh only doing one potion brewing per post because I thought that was the limit...
Wilson suddenly turns away from the door and runs back to jump onto the couch.
I was almost such a terrible guest...
Carefully, he bites onto the inside lip of the glass he nearly forgot about in order to hold it in his mouth. Keeping his head tilted towards the floor to prevent water from spilling, he then actually goes through the door.
Let's say that the Disc of Mojang can't do anything that would loophole it into being able to do the same thing more than once and leave it at that.
The Red Dragon decides to quantify itself to avoid all this nonsense. It is now the size of the universe. That's a landmark victory for science right there, but it won't accomplish much - it's still ravaging the universe you're in!
Looks like Goanna 2016 was a flop, then. :|
You use the Kitsune Charm, infusing the Staff of Ysera with the Flask of the Kitsune! The staff now has the effects of the flask! You start up a combo with your new weapon, the Emerald Waker! +9 HP to crystalcat and K4yne!
YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Dumper (8/9)
Action: BUFF TIME
Since the Potion Globedropper was technically used on me, I can use it via the Gatekeeper's Sword. If for some weird reason I can't (which is stupid because I was damaged by it) ignore this post.
I pull out the Gatekeeper's Sword and combine Compound's Creator and the Potion Globedropper, creating the Compound Globedropper, a modified version of the Potion Globedropper that drops chemicals instead of potions. The chemicals are synthesized and instantly launched, so there is no chance that the Godmodder will be able to replace the chemicals.
I then drop an anomalous compound on the next ten players with it that increases their attack power.
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19 ((I used one last post.)) Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Lothyra gets corrupted.
Lothyra: "Well crap. Also HAL's gone."
Then the Planet Express Ship 3.0 upgrades into the Final Planet Express Ship (abbreviated to FPES, which is pronounced like "FPS"). The shields activate, and the Mini Tokamak takes over power generation from the Narrative. Lothyra quickly heals herself with Universal Power, then drinks a potion of Critmist.
Lothyra: "Hmm. What to do, what to do... You know what, Godmodder? You want Order/Law energies to fight the Corruption? I'll give you Law. But first, I'll have to get the heck out of dodge."
Lothyra inserts a Tiny Antimatter Canister into the Anti-Turbocharger for the FPES's Dark Matter Engines, then activates it. The FPES rockets away with its increased speed from the Incarnate back to Armageddon Hill. More specifically, the site where the Tower used to lie. Lothyra deploys the Electrowinch. She reaches the wreckage, searching for something. Ah. There. She finds the broken hulk that used to be the Logic Cannon. She grabs it with the Electrowinch, and flies it back to the Right Leg. She sets it on the ground, then lands the FPES.
Lothyra: "I think I can still get one more use out of this. Let's apply that last upgrade, shall we?"
Lothyra deploys some robotic drones. She and them repair the Logic Cannon. Its Mini Tokamak and Scranton Reality Anchors come online with an ominous hum. Then Lothyra adds the final upgrade. The Scranton Reality Anchors are modified to the max potential and the Mini Tokamak gets an Anti-Turbocharger. The Scranton Reality Anchors now project a forcefield around the Logic Cannon that block blatantly unrealistic, reality-breaking, corruption/chaos energies, or godmodding. The Logic Cannon has achieved its final form - the Reality Cannon.
Lothyra: "Sadly, after its one shot it will be permanently destroyed. But that shot will be incredibly effective."
Lothyra aims the Logic Cannon at the Corruption Target..
Lothyra: "Now, let us begin. For you see, it's time to do the biggest debunking in the history of the Second Godmodding War. First of all, the Incarnate has the mass of a small planet, which numbers hundreds of yottagrams (1024 grams), due to it generating a powerful gravitational field that overrides Minecraftia's. How could such a massive device not break through the cracked bedrock that supports it due to its own weight that? If a giant laser beam or a bunch of massive meteors could do it, why not the Incarnate. And that's just the least of the many scientific headaches that the Incarnate creates."
The Reality Cannon is now humming with Scranton energies due to Lothyra's words.
Lothyra: "Next, there's the Square Cube Law. Our old buddy. Let's see. With such a massive mech, it would take a ludicrous amount of force to walk, move its arms, or even not fall to the ground and break through the bedrock into the void. With the size of the Incarnate, even the speed of light begins to come into effect by introducing a small but noticeable delay in the time it takes to transmit information from one side of the Incarnate to the other. And the amount of force being put onto the Incarnate's knees... ouch. They would instantly buckle from the strain. And the Corruption Target is housed in the knees. Even if you handwave it by saying that the knees are made of an indestructible material, you can't say the same thing of the Corruption Target. If that were true, we wouldn't be able to attack it. The Corruption Target should be crushed like a fly. And how do you bottle up corruption energy anyway? Is it magic? Well, the thing is, magic isn't even supposed to exist. It is utterly unscientific. Making this attack even more effective. But I'm going off on a tangent. Tl;dr, you can't just scale something up and expect it to work the same."
The Reality Cannon is glowing with an orange-grey hum. A massive buildup of reality energies emerges from the muzzle. The humming has grown to a crescendo.
Lothyra: "Now. There's one more thing I have to say on the matter."
She puts her hand on the "fire" button.
Lothyra: "Get wrekt."
She presses it. A titanically bright orange-grey beam fires out of the Reality Cannon at supersonic speeds and strikes the Corruption Target. Energies of pure law pour into it. More specifically, energies of the laws of physics. The Anchors' reality-stabilizing effect suppresses the corruption, and the Corruption Target loses a large amount of its power. Then physics finally catches up to the Corruption Target. The full weight of the Incarnate presses onto it, buckling the frame and crushing it like a fly. The severely weakened corruption energies are expunged from the wreckage of the Corruption Target. However, the Reality Cannon has poured all of its energy into the beam. So much that its Scranton Reality Anchors break from the strain. The Reality Cannon, my first entity, and the hated Corruption Target, has now been completely and utterly...
FINAL PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: Yep. The ultimate incarnation of the classic Planet Express Ship, armed to the teeth with weaponry and power. Use it wisely.
+4 HP to you! The Godmodder replaces your potion with a potion of instant harming! 3 damage to you!
Minicritted 30,000 damage to the Corruption Shield!
I voice EXTREME OBJECTION to my death! In my post, I said I was KNOCKED OUT, not DEAD! And... I still need to use the Comb Rave! I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!
If I get no compensation, in anger, I leap at Build, my greatest friend, and eat his brain!
You were shot by the Oblivion Target, point-blank, in the face. I'm fairly certain that's an instant kill.
What? NO! Get off of me! I throw you off of me as non-fatally as possible. I've taken a minicritted 6,000 damage though... It looks like damage dealt by zombies can't be healed right away!
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I continue to stare at the Corruption Joints rather silently, completely foregoing blinking. I immediately direct a large amount of order magic through the local leyline into the Joints, muttering under my breath. Suddenly, copious amounts of Ordo vis pulse into the Joints, forcefully stabilizing them through the somewhat unpleasant medium of internal crystallization. I watch for several moments, disabling the pulsations before too much occurs. Then, I shift into the next phase, uttering a malediction with oddly lawful intent. Hah. The external surfaces of the Joints begin to glisten, growing slimy and smooth. Within moments, the Joints are coated in what appears to be an outer membrane composed of Silverwood-based material. I stare at the Joints after the presumably-successful invocation of purification, and proceed to telekinetically force a spike composed purely of solid Silverwood through the membranes, into the core of the Joints, stabilization forcing itself into prominence with repeated shows of potency in opposition of the corruption. The spike implants the perfectly spherical seed of ambiguity within the Joints. With a few simple inclinations, an Ethereal Bloom sprouts from the seed, and emerges from the center of the Joints, immediately combatting the corruption. While it is evidently not Taint, it will certainly suffice to eliminate vile corruption. The ordered structure of the Bloom begins to burn away patches of concentrated corruption within the Joints, leaving internal openings full of naught, save liquid quicksilver, of course. The incredibly toxic mercury poisons the Joints in their entirety, boiling at extremely high temperatures whilst the Ethereal Bloom deals with the corruption as efficiently as possibly, given the current predicament. The Ethereal Bloom illuminates the general area with light blue-colored phosphorescence, the plant's roots settling in the mercury-infested internal area of the Joints, fully coming to corrode the core of the object/possible organism. As such, I manipulate the pure cosmic order of the space around me in an attempt to overflow the Joints, before teal energy crushes the series of joints with a telekinetic application of justice, and of realms therein. Dark teal energy pours from the Joints, immediately coinciding with an overflow of lawful magics appearing to share a resemblance with the energies of Libratum Cogitatione. Pure order essence and law magics pound at the Joints, dealing as much damage as possible to bring the Right Leg further on the path to stabilization.
Also, regarding the Disc of Mojang, I should likely say it can do anything. It can do anything, but only once, that is. It has already been used to restrain the Dragon, unless I am horribly mistaken.
Minicritted 25,500 damage to the Corruption Joints!
I take out my mana staff, and I wrap the corruption joints with thick vines, until it begins to bulge out of place. I then signal for engie to attack it while it is vulnerable.
I then use my mana staff to heal split with a ray of light.
You join in on engie's combo attack! Minicritted 12,000 damage to the Corruption Joints!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $350
Battlefield: I equip the perseverance charm, and also give some to the omega godmodders
+2 to Wilson
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 8/11
-HMAS Ship-
Okay, I don't know if Wilson wants to look around, or just time skip, but I guess I will describe the new room regardless.
The walls and ceiling of the room are made of the same metal as the main room, and the floor is wood of some sort, which was the same in the main room, actually. In front of the door is a bed in the far left corner, with its head on the left wall. It is rather messy. and there are a few pieces of paper on it. Beside the bed, close to the door, is a desk and chair. The desk is covered in papers and various stationary. Opposite of the bed is a similar window/screen, currently viewing Cenia. Next to the window is another door, this one looking much more secure. On the same wall as the entry door, there is a rather large bookcase, a wardrobe, and a metal box with strange markings on it. Notably, what seems to be a bird of some sort is flying freely around the room.
You and the Omega Godmodders gain Perseverance Charms!
A>You must be thinking of the Beta-Class Dress Insignia.
A>Which is obviously what the Loom produced, but I digress.
A>Either way.
A>I can still make things.
A>And I produce the requisite gear and send it back in time for the attack's proper execution.
A>...Teleport out, teraport out, time/void shenanigans out, also not being in the blast radius, also being distributed across many places that aren't in range of that original teleport, also being installed on Netpatham's gear that he is wearing. Also rebuilding myself from a fabricator if need be. Because I don't install myself directly on those. In short, I extricate myself and go.
H2>>Oh well, there's more of us hiding around. That was one place. There are more. Not to mention the The THE Place that doesn't exist, which is probably not ever going to be a thing. ((Yes, it starts with E.))
A>I believe methods were specified earlier. They do not include actual contact with the destructive force of destruction. ...Seriously. I feel like you're looking for reasons to nope things.
Old Man Elderly shows up. Again. Only this time, he uses his elderly space-tug captain backstory.
"I hear this Moon needs a tow back into orbit?"
"Lemme just hook her up to the tug here..."
*chugga chugga chugga chugga*
*spang*
"Oh dagnabbit, the tow rope broke. What am I tryn'a tow here, a space dragon?"
==One Rehook Later==
"Les' try that again."
*chugga chugga chugga chugga*
((
Okay, Twin:
==Things Argus' Ships Are Not Going To Do==
Fall into the Eclipse
Make contact with the Eclipse
Use Chaos on the Eclipse
(In general, they are going to try and avoid annihilation by stupidity. If the Eclipse eats THEM, sure. If they wander into the gaping jaws and stare at the teeth as they close...Not so much.)
==Things That Argus' Ships WILL Do==
Use distance force-exertion methods (psiionics, tractor beams, rockets (not directly pushing, of course))
Use tele/teraports and wormholes to move the Eclipse backwards even as the force continues pushing
Use Order attacks. Ordo Diffusers, Ordo Lasers, etc. etc.
Have shields up at all times, infused with Ordo.
Fabricate anything Build/Split ask for.
))
A>By the way, Build, Split, if you need anything made that would help, ask and ye shall receive.
A>Oh, Richard? I'd like to point out that you are relying on the Game Master to nope me for you. And the Red Dragon to stop the side characters. And that only because of the TARDIS. Wow. I'm amazed that you are stooping to that level. Actually do something, perhaps, or are you just going to sit there and be useless? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED! YOU. HAVEN'T. EVEN. TRIED.
A>And as much as I think that your power-up actually worked, YOU couldn't do it YOURSELF! HM. I WONDER WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT YOUR POWER LEVEL. ESPECIALLY AS YOU MAKE IT TO OMEGA+ WITH /OUR/ HELP. OR OUR ANCESTORS' HELP. SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO STUPID. IF I HAD A PROPER FACE WITH WHICH TO FACEPALM, INSTEAD OF A DRONE HERE YELLING AT YOU, I WOULD BE DOING SO.
A>By the way, PROJECT BINARY is making more credible threats than you right now. Seriously. Do better. This is so stupid that it is actually making your threatened apocalypse less worth dealing with because I doubt you can even execute it properly. Not to mention that it still hasn't actually happened yet.
A>Or I will spawn reams of bad fanfiction with you <3 UserZero. No offense to UserZero ((right now, I reserve the right to use this ship in an attack (in the relative past) in DTG0.)).
THAUMIC GOGGLES: A set of bronze goggles that are tinted slightly purple.
BETA SPACESHIP BADGE: A badge that is worn by the commander of an Beta-Class Spaceship.
THAUMIC EYEPATCH: A bronze eyepatch with a purple insignia on it.
The Loom produced a badge, not a dress insignia.
And I've already told you, several times, that Argus - and all side characters - won't be allowed during this final fight. If you have a side character, you have an advantage. You're really limited to RP with them, but the time for RP should be gone by this point!
The Godmodder isn't relying on anyone to do anything. The noping of side characters is something I am doing, for this forum game, completely OOC. Also, keep in mind that the Godmodder is controlling the Red Dragon right now. It is, for all intents and purposes, an extension of the Godmodder.
The Godmodder isn't making an idle threat. The "threatened apocalypse" that "hasn't actually happened yet" is what's going on right now. Did you miss the part where I was talking about the majority of the universe falling apart before my eyes as I was heading to GodCraft in the storypost of the final battle?
The Eclipse is too heavy to tow properly! No matter what Old Man Elderly tries, his tow rope breaks!
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Lothyra: "Now, let us test this new weapon."
Lothyra unleashes a barrage of plasma bolts from her IAC-FR at the Corruption Target.
Lothyra: "Nice. But let's see the real features."
Lothyra inserts a Tiny Antimatter Canister into the IAC-FR, and presses the "Inject" button. She then fires one antimatter-surrounded bolt at the Corruption Target. It explosively implodes and fuses, causing a large blast equivalent to a weak tactical nuke.
Lothyra: "And no radiation too."
Lothyra heals herself again with Universal Power. If she is already at full health, she heals another player with the corruption status effect.
Minicritted 21,000 damage to the Corruption Target's Shield!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $352
Battlefield: I use the giver to attack the target and heal Talist
+2 to Wilson
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 9/11
Minicritted 18,000 damage to the Oblivion Shield! +6 HP to Talist!
Bleh! I wake up from my seemingly long snooze and start randomly attacking this stupid mecha!
I point out that, the core of The Incarnate runs on Windows 8, and therefore SUCKS! I downgrade it to Vista, and then to Millenium Edition! You are so welcome Richard!
BUT WAIT! I THEN RUN THE ILOVEYOUVIRUS WHICH INFECTS HIS SYSTEM! MAWHAHAHAH!
The core of the Incarnate runs on an OS so foreign and unspeakable that your mind would be broken if you even knew its name!
This super-sad death moment, combined with my rage for having 3 awesome attacks not counted due to not knowing that the first 3 were actually counted, creates a massive wormhole that feeds on corruption energy. I then soccer-kick the wormhole using Order Powerz at the Corruption Joints.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to the Corruption Joints!
Is anyone planning on doing anything related to light?
The light from the Emerald Waker arcs towards the next player to attack and swirls around them, strengthening their next attack with the power of ancient legends and mythical creatures that hide away in the deepest, most lifelike dreams.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
I guess time skip after this because there isn't a ton else to do.
Wilson carefully sets down the glass and then makes his way towards the chair, claws clicking on the wooden(?) floor before jumping onto it. He watches the bird fly around for a while, somewhat tempted to try and catch it. However, he decides against his initial instinct and instead shuffles around on the chair until he can see out into the screen before trying to get some sleep.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $354
Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on the target
+2 to Wilson
Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 10/11
-HMAS Ship-
Alright. Not sure why Wilson's sleeping on the chair, but okay.
The bird looks... unnatural. Parts of it look metallic, yet it doesn't seem like an android. Looking closely, one can see it glows faintly with a red light, and it seems to watch Wilson in return. On the screen is a live feed of Cenia from space. It is an Earth-like planet, and is relatively lightly developed. Most of the wilderness seems to be untouched. Most notably, a large number of ships and satellites float around it.
The Magma Multiplier deals a critted 40,000 damage to the Oblivion Shield!
In the event of being uncompensated, I jump onto the weakest non-player thing around, and sink my teeth into it deeply! I hunger... SO HUNGRY... HUNGRY DUMPTY...
If I was compensated, I just heal someone.
You attack an Alpha Godmodder, dealing 5 damage! It deals so little damage since it's just a vague bite-oriented attack...
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I draw the Golden Sunsticks. It might be a good idea to heal, given the prevalence of counterattacks within this particular situation. As such, I'd rather not risk anything with the fact that the standard power source of the wands is currently one of the power catalysts for the Eclipse. Therefore, I pull out shards of some odd silvery material from my alchemical bag, and shatter them with a thought, and a burst of amethyst psionic energy. Despite the fact that I've now got Condesce-levels of psionic ability (everything known to the troll race, save the abilities of those defined as lime blooded), I'd rather just stay to elven psionics. You know, the stuff that is both natural to me, and easy to use, thanks to extensive experience. Anyhow, light of multiple frequencies floods out of the shards of frozen sunlight, all flowing into the Golden Sunsticks, energizing them with the necessary power. Why did I not make a healing tool that requires internal power to regenerate? I haven't the slightest idea. Anyhow, the solwood rods glow with green energy. I twist them about, muttering a variety of spells under my breath. Suddenly, a cool breeze kicks up, before slowly accelerating to hurricane-caliber winds. Strangely, the winds do not succeed in tearing any players off of their positions. Odd. Regardless, I flick them in the direction of the most damaged player upon the Right Leg. Suddenly, threads of green light dance onwards, encircling the selected player in moments, before obscuring them in an emerald sheet of potent energies, sustained purely by the unlimited fury of the Green Sun. Ordinarily, this would kill anyone, and instantly destroy everything within hundreds of meters. However, I think I can divert this to regeneration. I'd rather not die to my own stupidity. Tendrils of green plasma seep into the wounds of the player in question. They immediately feel as if they are dying and bleeding from their every orifice. However, this is not remotely what is actually transpiring. Fortuitously, I manage to stabilize the healing magics, and attempt to heal the player in question, at the expense of illusionary pain. The green plasma suddenly arcs backwards, directing itself back into the Golden Sunsticks, which annihilate it in its entirety. I de-equip the twin rods of life. The player who was healed feels a slight burning and bleeding sensation all over their body for several minutes afterward, but is actually healed, despite evidence to the contrary. Hah. Any excess healing that I may incur is directed back to my own health. Whilst I'd appreciate it if I could remain in the land of the living, my avatar's undeath might be an... enlightening ordeal.
2. TAKE OUT THE LEGS, NOBODY LIKES STATUS EFFECTS.
3. GO FOR THE ENTITY ORBS, NOBODY LIKES BUFFED BOSSES.
4. IF ZOMBIE, GO FOR THE HIGHER HEALTH PLAYERS, AND GET THE OTHERS TO HEAL THE WOUNDS YOU MAKE.
ADVICE:
5. TRY TO AVOID CHAOS IN YOUR ATTACKS, THAT JUST FURTHERS THE ECLIPSE.
6. ...IDUNNO, DOES ORDER LOWER THE CHAOS BARS? TRY THAT, I GUESS. ALSO JUST STRAIGHT UP ELEMENTAL ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.
7. GUYS, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TARGET THINGS IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE BODY PART THAT THEY'RE A PART OF. I KNOW THAT THAT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S HOW THINGS WORK. TAKE IT UP WITH TWIN IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS.
LOWER PRIORITY:
8. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)
9. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)
I let 2k nibble on my legs for a few minutes, then kick him away and drink my last two Potions of Nectar, healing the damage he did. I then take out Valhalla again, and summon a horde of Viking Angels, who crash into the Oblivion Target. A bunch of Valkyries also appear, sentencing the Oblivion Target to death. I comply, and cleave straight through it with the Unbreakable Katana, to bring some classics back. I then steal Cobalt's standard Medigun and use it on myself.
You raise both of your hands to the sky and a red sunbeam falls down on you! You are lifted up, high up, above everyone else, above the clouds, and soon above the Incarnate itself. After you dodge the Red Dragon's energy and reach a height of thousands of blocks, the sunbeam aims you at the Right Leg, arms you with a spike of solar energy, and jettisons you towards the Right Leg. Striking at the Corruption Joints, you blast the Incarnate with an explosion of divine energy! 20,000 damage!
I switch tacks, targeting the Corruption Joints with BT Tipping Scales Lv. 10: Judgement Day, empowered by a Potion of Wickedness! Don't want shields coming up every turn, after all.
Subsequent to this, I pull out the Ea Mechanism and empower an area-effect healing spell with it, healing any damaged players on the Right Leg, with first choice given to those without Runic Shielding.
THAUMIC ORACLE: A grey sphere that has a limitless supply of knowledge, which can only be supplied as an answer to a question. It is especially keen with regards to thaumaturgy.
You raise up Deus Ex Machina, the clockwork around the staff spinning very intensely. As the clockwork spins faster and faster, the golden Judgement on top of the staff begins to expand and glow more brightly, changing from gold to white to a radiant blue color. Spires of light begin to pierce from the Judgement, and its power encompasses the Corruption Joints entirely, which are bathed in stellar power! Corruption Joints destroyed!
YouTube Poop Essence && Spadinner Blaster = The Dumper (9/9)
Final alchemy complete. Initiating all-in.exe...
Warning: all-in.exe will take an estimated 40,001 hours to run. Continue? (y/n) n
all-in.exe canceled.
Action
I heal myself with Seventh Sin, then transfer my injuries to the Corruption Target with SCP-590-DTG. I then use EMOTE WAR on the Corruption Target, just to test it out!
+5 HP to you! 7,000 damage to the Corruption Target's Shields!
THE DUMPER: A modified incarnation of the Spadinner Blaster that now encompasses all known YouTube Poops in existence, dumping them out from its barrels, directly at enemies. Prepare to wash your foes in a wave of spaghetti, smoke, fire, peace that all true warriors strive for, plums, plams, and more!
You raise the Unicoders at the Corruption Shield, firing precise blasts of energy deep into the coding of the Shield! You secretly and methodically place Emoji characters inside of the Corruption Shield's code at vital points, so, gradually, the Shield will suffer a critical existence failure! Your work pays off, and the Corruption Shield's code becomes a mess of Emojis, half of which are poop. The Shield then becomes poop, and takes 9,000 damage!
When the joints are gone, the SHIELD will fall, and the target will fall soon after.
I use Combat Operandi: NUKED, targeting the Corruption Joints. If I have insufficient resources, I use Battle Technique: Engietech level 10: MAINFRAME, also targeting the Corruption Joints. This attack adds to my own combo.
Being a confirmed future GM, I'm not sure how much knowledge/authority I can present, but I think I have at least enough to give my thoughts on the matter. Can't speak for Twin, but I can try to sate the masses.
@Piono/Net: I'm pretty sure the reason behind the Side Characters ban is because, simply put, if we had side characters we could put them on other parts of the machine, basically allowing us to cheat and be at multiple places at once, and thus attack multiple joints at once. That could lead to a lot of gamebreaking. Twin needs some slightly-logical explanation for how to get rid of them without killing them (doubtlessly not really an option here). Twin's possible thought process: "Hey, look, the TARDIS and it's nigh-infinite size! How convenient! I'll just shove them in there and force it to not move. OK, done."
@Piono(Only): with so many stupidly OP entities (including several one of YOURS, with onecalled the OP King to boot!) on both Player AND Gamemaster end at this stage, and with several players (naming no names) attempting to derail the plot, intentionally or not (whether by trying to just skip the trials or take the effort out of them, taking focus away from the Godmodder, or just being ridiculously disruptive), I completely disagree with that. He's stepping down on that stuff at the freaking endgame because it would detract from the endgame. MAYBE earlier, when things weren't nearly that important, could 90% of this have gone through with no strings attached, but NOT NOW. Even if totally innocuous and not intended to derail the plot, I say that the time for RP beyond the description of attacks (and verbal assault of Richard) is gone, completely. This is the final battle for DTG2, the epic final confrontation that every other moment in this game has built up towards; the equivalent in the first game was a Scripted Battle as well, need I remind you. I gave a monolouge to give you a taste of what UserZero was, I just monolouged about GF being in there for the last time, watching intently...And that's that for me. Focus on making the most powerful attacks possible, NOT ON THE RP. Or arguing about the RP. I don't get why your attack only did 5,000 though. Maybe it was supposed to be 15,000 but Twin forgot the 1?
@Talist: If you want my reasoning...The Disc doesn't accept Metawishes. Let's just go with that. Anything else can be checked with the DTG2 GameFAQ's guide's relevant section. (I may continue that in DTG0 with a different character updating it) As for the Red Dragon...Its Size May Vary. Let's put it there and leave it there.
@TT: Spread out your damage among us. 1 Player HP = 1K damage. 2 damage to 25 players = 50,000 damage= home free, with little cost.
@All: Take it to the forge unless you're discussing tactics, please! I don't want to carry this conversation on indefinitely!
ACT 1!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 0/9.
Stupid Joints.
I immediately pull out the Golden Globe. "You are just utterly dumb, utterly incompetent! How have you NOT won already?! Or maybe it's that your just weak AND Incompetent?" I yell at Richard while stabbing the machine's joints, repetitively. "JUST, NOTHING BUT WEAKNESS!"
After a few stabbings, I start dual-wielding the Golden Globe with the Heat Death, and use it's spatially sharp edge (while restraining its chaos powers to not spur the machine into action), to start carving deeper. "ALWAYS FAILING! ALWAYS LOSING GROUND, SLOWLY BUT SURELY!" I dump my excrement everywhere I can find it, leaving the place a filthy mess where it's not just torn to pieces. "YOU CAN'T KEEP A HOLD OF ANYTHING!"
From within the tiny hole in the Joints I have probably made, I equip the Gate-Knocker and fire off tons of Creation-packed Explosives, primed to go off whenever I need it. "LIKE, HOW PATHETIC CAN IT EVEN GET? THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR POWER, IT'S HIS POWER!!" I say, making sure I point upwards at the incoming Eclise and thus the Red Dragon in case Richard can see within my tiny hole, as I keep planting explosives, stored defecation, and slashing in-between.
"AND WHAT A SORRY WASTE OF POWER IT IS!" I yell, coming out of the hole and detonating the Creative-packed Grenades in the Oblivion Joint.
BOOM. The force of a good 50 Quills of Enchida, a penetrative power immense and dangerous, rush out of EACH explosive, tearing a massive gaping hole in the Oblivion Joint. "SERIOUSLY, IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GRENADE'S WORTH OF POWER PROPERLY! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?!" I keep shouting, keep yelling. I'm not going to lose this fight, not now!
With the bombs done, I just pull out the Whole Note and take its explosive properties, and start firing into the hole I made. "YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR US! LEARN TO SURRENDER AT OUR SIGHT! LEARN TO KNOW THAT WE CANNOT FAIL! LEARN TO KNOW THAT NOTHING STOPS US, NOTHING CAN!" I say, firing a shot per sentence.
Done with that, I look at the crater in the Oblivion Joint I just made, and finally, I execute COMBAT OPERANDI: OVERTOURGED, lacing every last inch of the weapon with Creational energies from what weapons I possess that tap into the element. "LEARN, RICHARD, LEARN OF YOUR FATE! YOUR FATE, IT IS TO FAIL!" I fire it into the hole.
The Oblivion Joint is now only 90% Joint, the remaining 10% being an ugly-looking hole, and that's if it's not already blown to pieces.
Your entire argument does nothing to the Godmodder. He only has one thing to say.
2. TAKE OUT THE LEGS, NOBODY LIKES STATUS EFFECTS.
3. GO FOR THE ENTITY ORBS, NOBODY LIKES BUFFED BOSSES.
4. IF ZOMBIE, GO FOR THE HIGHER HEALTH PLAYERS (AS WELL AS SPREADING OUT BETWEEN A LOT OF PLAYERS), AND GET THE OTHERS TO HEAL THE WOUNDS YOU MAKE.
ADVICE:
5. TRY TO AVOID CHAOS IN YOUR ATTACKS, THAT JUST FURTHERS THE ECLIPSE.
6. ...IDUNNO, DOES ORDER LOWER THE CHAOS BARS? TRY THAT, I GUESS. ALSO JUST STRAIGHT UP ELEMENTAL ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.
7. GUYS, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TARGET THINGS IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE BODY PART THAT THEY'RE A PART OF. I KNOW THAT THAT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S HOW THINGS WORK. TAKE IT UP WITH TWIN IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS.
LOWER PRIORITY:
8. GIVE ALL PLAYERS MAX ARMOR/HEALTH IF POSSIBLE, DISTRIBUTE OLD ARMOR ALCHEMIES IF AG(SINCE WE'RE AT MAX ARMOR)
9. DISTRIBUTE SHIELDING ALCHEMIES, SPAM SHIELDS (PARTICULARLY ON THE LEAGUE)
I take out the Prince's Chisel, casually chipping away at the Oblivion Target along with the Captchocterationslamvil. Richard yells at me for using things in the wrong way, and I respond by tossing a pretzel in his face. I then decide to take it seriously, and summon Prospitian towers, which all crumble due to incredibly poor architecture. The orb bedroom things then crash into the Oblivion Target and explode. I then heal the lowest-health player with my medigun.
Uber 2/9
12,000 damage to the Oblivion Shield! +3 HP to K4yne!
Taking Tazz's advice, I leap at Tazz, insert a giant straw into his mind, and try to literally suck the creative juices out, getting myself some damage!
Unless I'm not a zombie. In which case I don't do that.
I take out my mana staff, and hit the joints with a blast of electricity. While it recovers from the... Shock, I jam the staff straight into the joint, and pry it open.
I heal a random player by feeding them dirt.
Now my combo... Seeing the awesomeness of engies attack, I take out my voidmetal staff, and try to follow up. I take out a knife, and throw It twords the dragon 🐲. I raise my staff, as it slightly shaves the red scales. It returns shattering the joint.
I pull out the Beretta 50K-LS and Syntaxidermy. I fire the Beretta 50K-LS at the Corruption Target, the powers of smashing keyboards manifesting actual keyboards that smash themselves onto the Corruption Target. As I fire, a translucent image of Leopold Slikk appears. I ask him to type up a Christmas wishlist for me:
LEEAPOLD'S CRISMAS WIS LIST
1. call of dooty advansed warefare
2. batelfeeld hardlin
3. gta S5
4. a snipar rifel to kil justin beiber wif
5. supper smush broas tree dee es
6. 50,000 sausedge egs
7. all ur monay lol
if u dunt get me al dis i will kil u and gorila ur cops!!!11111
I feed the wishlist into Syntaxidermy and fire on the Corruption Target, causing a million reanimated tigers to maul the Corruption Target.
I also heal myself with the Black Hand and toss a standard medigun to Generic.
Aww, come on, I made art. Albeit really crappy art...
*sighs* Everything big I want to do ends up a flop... It's practically a curse!
I might as well use my two spent up charges in another way...
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 47/50 (CURSED)
Yes, I am frustrated, but I WILL NOT LET THE GODMODDER BEAT ME!
I, in a fluster of rage, summon smaller (and therefore imperfect) versions of the old Nova Ball and throw them at the Metal Plates! I am FURIOUS! I am ANGRY! I will not be BEATEN by this IMBECILE who had to HACK INTO CODE OF NEARLY LIFE ITSELF TO GET AHEAD! Arguing with 4th graders has given me a lot of experience!
By the way, this isn't my charged attack.
You should just remove your charge at this point.
The Nova Balls explode in flashy balls of light, but otherwise do nothing!
I splash myself with jump boost potions, equip a really long spear made completely (even the shaft) out of hardened steel, jump upwards 5 meters, then drive my spear downwards into the Oblivion Joints, not only impaling them but hopefully inserting a long object into the joints to jam them.
"I need a new approach." I summon various Astroflux ships, and have them perform Battle Technique: Fleet Attack on the Oblivion Joints. However, before the ships are destroyed by the Curse of Anti-Entity, I activate my Hyper-engineering to disassemble all the weapons on their ships and merge them into a new weapon: The Astroflux Omni-Cannon, which can summon any Astroflux weapon's effect and yet is somehow only the size of an assualt rifle. I test it by deploying the Plankton Siphon Gland weapon on the Oblivion Joints, causing minor damage and healing me due to its leeching properties.
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FLEET ATTACK
The ships won't be destroyed due to the Curse because you're only using them for a Battle Technique! 7,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints! +4 HP!
I use the Astroflux Omni-Cannon in Repair Nanobot Launcher mode, autonomously launching repair nanobots that heal allied players by repairing damage to skin and bones and whatever other things damage represents. Because the process is automatic, this gives plenty of time for me to do other things, like rallying the League of Godmodders. I send out a holographic projection of myself to contact them, and start giving them advice.
"First off, I am not even sure if you guys are godmodders. I have seen the Godmodder himself deal a hundred thousand damage EASILY during his attacks, and that was BEFORE this Red Dragon thing. Given that I know some of you are as powerful as the godmodder, and there are more than 1 of you, I know you can do more than 50000 damage each turn. Secondly, you realize that as godmodders, you can bypass all of the Godmodder's Curses. Thus, you can summon all the entities you want, as the curse does not apply to you. I would recommend doing so to aid in destroying Incarnate. For example, you could summon Zombie Curebots, which have enough HP to heal a zombified Descendant back to normal and take much greater damage from their attacks, helping us cure players and restore them to action."
+3 HP to Erelye!
Some of the Godmodders respond. "We're working on doing more damage to the Incarnate, but it looks like Richard's prepared for this. His armor, even the weak spots, are doing a good job of nullifying most of out power. We can't even get rid of his Curses! But we'll try to overpower this thing..."
I move to the left leg and send a septillion nanobots to attack the Incarnate's corruption joints! If they're dead, then the Incarnate's corruption target!
Taking the hammer, I attack corruption joint on the right leg.I yell while attacking, "feeling joint pain huh,let me bash you harder." I then jump off throwing the hammer at the corruption joint. I don't fall because my foot catches on to where I made a tiny ledge with my wrench before wedging it in. Seeing that i'm weapon less, I attempt to headbutt the corruption joint.
I let a balloon into the air, filled with glitter, that floats over the enemies. It bursts when an enemy is attacked successfully. When it bursts, the glitter gets in all the enemies eyes, lowering their accuracy by an almost insignificant amount.
None of the weaponry of the Incarnate actually have eyes! Except the eyes themselves, that is.
I drink a potion of Fury and Potion of Infusement to strengthen the power of this next heal.
I thrust the Emerald Waker and surround myself in healing green light which shoots up like a beacon into the sky. Then a streak of green light makes its way across the ground towards Tazz and Gutza1/other random injured people if I can't reach them. Light arcs then between them, finishing the triangle in a storm of healing light and streaking flames. Each of the three points channel a beam of flames and light towards the center of the triangle. To anyone looking closely, a pair of ethereal foxes seem to also be dashing around inside the triangle, fanning the flames and directing the light. Collecting in the center, the light and flames have formed into one slowly expanding sphere of energy. When it reaches a critical mass, it explodes outward in a blast of sparkling light, healing Gutza, Tazz, and myself and hopefully charging all of them with the Flask of the Kitsune.
More scientific arguments to slow down the Red Dragon: (I believe in myself! I CAN do this! And for some reason, this is way easier to write than actual attacks...)
Building on my previous statements about how the Red Dragon has infinite length, 0 length, and imaginary length all at the same time according to observers, the Red Dragon shouldn't be able to actually damage anything. But at the same time, he does exist and so can damage things. He might also collapse into a black hole due to having infinite mass and 0 size. And so, as he is both a black hole and not a black hole at the same time, he'd get sucked into himself and then disperse over the universe as Hawking Radiation. Now, according to Wikipedia, the temperature of Hawking Radiation emitted by a black hole is inversely related to the mass of the black hole. Higher the mass, lower the temperature. So, as Red Dragon black hole has infinite mass, the temperature is infinitely low, or in other words, at absolute zero. Temperature is caused by the random jiggly-ness of atoms and their components. At absolute zero, there is no random movements of atoms any more and the material CANNOT get any colder. At absolute zero, some weird things start to happen. For instance, the Red Dragon would become Bose-Einstein Condensate. And so, the fearsome destroyer of all reality would melt down into a fuzzy blob, becoming far smaller and more dense because the particles can now get closer together. So thus, we can conclude that the Red Dragon is everywhere, nowhere, here, there, a black hole, nonexistent, real, not a black hole, electromagnetic waves, dead, alive, pure energy, a certain theoretical cat named after a physicist, ascended into a higher plane of being, matter, at absolute zero, not a fuzzy blob, above absolute zero, a fuzzy blob, and incredibly condensed all at the same time. All of that from the 6 words, "The Red Dragon's size is infinite". I think anyway. This sort of stuff isn't covered in standard physics.... or even non standard physics... or any kind of physics for that matter... ... ... comeon Red Dragon... blow up already... it worked with Lil' Cal...
I also hope I get to use my comb rave eventually because I have a realllll nice idea for it... even though I'm stuck at level 9.
My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Kitsune II, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
I take out Rose's Thorn and use it to whip a Metal Plate. The whip grows in lenght to reach the Plate, and then grows a set of strong roots which burrow themselves into the Plate's surface. I then use Rose's Thorn to swing myself onto The Chestplate.
V: Squadalah! We're off!
Biumbra opens a small rift from my pocket dimension, extends his head, and gives me a wierd glare before throwing me a Potion of Regeneration, which I drink.
00C: Could you list playernames under the parts, like you did with the Gunpowder Castle?
You need to go on the Legs first, and then up to the Chestplate! That will take two separate posts!
Cuddenly the incarnate important spot on the right leg is damaged by 534 + 56i for no reason since there is no reason it can not be cancelled nor avoided.
Stuff can happen for no reason: there is no causality in fact what is weird is that there was nothing who happened without cause while there was no causality.(I read all the dtg pages and I have never seen a simmilar event because people are way too much causal in their minds while doing things contradicting the causality but in ways they did not understood because they were too much narrative)
then I speak of the fact the red dragon
1 have reached the eclipse.
2 have no shape.
it is extremely simple: the red dragon is infinite.
so this mean nothing can be huger than him
so if the red dragon is not somewhere then this mean you can have something bigger than the red dragon by making something taking all the space of the red dragon and the space where he is not
So this mean that the red dragon is everywhere and so it already reached the eclipse and he have no shape.
So we already have lost or the red dragon is dumb and ineffective and weak and lazy like the godmodder and he is already at the eclipse and he is so much incompetent he does not knows how to destroy anything.
534 + 56i damage to the Corruption Shield! Since I don't know the value of i, i becomes 0, and the attack only deals 534 damage, which is rounded down to 500 damage!
The Red Dragon is currently destroying the entire universe, so he does know how to destroy things. The Eclipse needs to run its course naturally.
@tazz: I suppose that's a legitimate reason, although he could just say for game reasons that we aren't allowed to attack in more than one area at once, as he's done that before, but the point is that he's been being a bit of a jerk about it.
I wasn't having a problem with him slowing down the RP, I'm having a problem with him completely nope'ing it. There's a difference between preventing it from interfering, and telling people they have to stop all characterization altogether. I'll admit I was a bit tired when I wrote that, because now that it isn't eleven thirty, it's pretty obvious why he's locking away the side characters.
That being said, describing the Red Dragon and Disc of Mojang as infinitely powerful is still completely ridiculous.
Anyways, I'm going to stop on this subject, because you're right. It does belong on the forge.
@comb rave: I agree with engie, I think the comb raves should be used to wipe out the arms, although if possible, try to direct spill-over to take out the chest and head.
EXCELSIUS!!!
Eric brings the terra blade around to bear once more, driving it into the corruption joints, and spraying the purifying fluid straight into it again, messing with it's corrupting energy, before smashing the terra blade into it several times, the terra beam shooting in deeper and cutting up the deeper mechanisms.
This attack hits the target if the joints are already dead.
U2: It"z kind of zad that we didn"t get a chance to uze the mecha
U2: But I found thiz thing.. It zeemz to be zome kind of replacement for the mecha"z cannon2
Biumbra draws The Prismatizer, the prismarine crystals at the end of the cannon's barrel lighting up and compressing the scarce air moisture around it into a psiionically supercharged sphere of water. Biumbra then fires the sphere at a Breastplate.
"LIKE, ITS' HILARIOUS, THIS THING!" I yell as I rampage across the Oblivion Joints. "IT'S JUST A MECH WITH A BIGGER BUDGET!" I say. "A BIGGER BUDGET, PAID FOR BY SOMEONE THAT ISN'T EVEN YOURSELF TO BOOT!" I add, pointing upwards again, at the power that isn't truly his. "IN A WORLD WHERE CREATIVITY IS DIRECT POWER, THERE IS NO GREATER SIGN OF WEAKNESS THAN A MAN WHO KEEPS REPEATING HIS TRICKS!"
I pull out another explosive-looking item, this one made of pure gold and emblazoned with the glorious emblem of the Hand of Truth. The master of Sacred Geometries and a guiding light in times of strife, I feel his abilities match that of the Kitsune powers I just got. I supercharge the Truthful Grenade (the name of this particular weapon) into a blistering inferno of Creative, Sacred energies.
For anyone with a brain, it's fairly obvious what my next move is going to be. I place the explosive upon the Oblivion Joint, prime it, and RUN.
After just barely getting out of range, the Truthful Grenade goes off. However, instead of exploding, the grenade's Area of Effect twists, warps, and bends, into a beautiful Golden Pyramid to the tribute of the Hand, irregardless of the structural damage that creating such an area would cause. The sheer beauty of the perfect, Sacred Geometries would bring a tear to any eye. Atop the pristine beauty is the hand, beautifully sculpted into the Golden Gesticulation. It's just an artistic rendering, but it's more than beautiful enough.
That's not all, though. The sheer supercharged powers of Creativity and sacred Geometry contained within the Pyramid spread out, which, to this vile machine, is nothing short of a spreading toxin. The power of the thing this wretched monstrosity rejects, the greater power here, spreads out and 'adds' certainly sacred, but less than optimal 'additions' to the machine, destroying part of the machine itself as the Joint partially converts itself to a whole Sacred Garden to the Hand, removing impurities that just so happen to also be somewhat important to the Joint's proper functioning. Though the Hand is certainly unable to participate, nor its champions, they give their distant approval from on-high.
With their distant approval from on-high, the rendition of the Hand of Truth on the temple springs to life. It's time is terribly limited, so it doesn't go for anything more dramatic than it has to. It aims itself at more parts of the Oblivion Joint, and lets loose a powerful laser from it's Gesticulation, which breaks into the sky, but not towards the Eclipse. Indeed, it curves around well before even going NEAR the Eclipse, comes back, and slams into the Oblivion Joint with the unending might of Creative forces, Sacred Geometries, Unyielding Truths, and Infinite Light.
The Joint is now 80% Joint, 10% Crater, and 10% Temple, and that assumes the Joint hasn't taken more damage to add to that 'Crater' pool.
17,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints! You can hear the Godmodder muttering through the Incarnate's speakers... Whatever you're doing, it's working!
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Lothyra gets back in the FPES. She fires an antimatter torpedo at the Corruption Target. Then she gathers sacred items and uses Antichamber (but with the IAC-FR) on the Corruption Target. She also heals another player that has the Corruption effect and that is not already at full health with Universal Power.
I pull out a computer, and begin hacking the INCARNATE!
...Then, someone points out that I'm just mashing random buttons on a keyboard and not actually hacking anything. In a fit of anger, I toss my computer towards the CORRUPTION JOINTS. I then switch the ARMISTYX to LICH KING'S SWORD SCYTHE MODE and hack the CORRUPTION JOINTS to pieces.
Eric continues with the combo attack (guys! Combos!) by bringing around a large minigun
Say hello to this puppy.
The E-WEB (read as: blaster pistol, only a minigun, so it hits harder, WAY faster, and lasts even longer. Which is to say, yes, it isn't going to run out of ammo for a while) Sprays into the corrupted joints and target, causing large amounts of laser damage.
Old Man Elderly (even if he was crushed or otherwise hit with something that would incapacitate him in the meantime) decides to join in the hate on Richard party.
EH!!! Get of mah lawn!
You kids these days have no discipline, back in my time, we had REAL godmodders! Ones who could actually godmod away attacks, instead of just gettin' beat over the head with stupidly large space ships and laser cannons again and again!
You got beat up by a goldfish waggin' its tail at you sonny!
You ain't got no future in anything! Let alone this...
Eh... what was I talkin' about again?
Hey!!! Get off ma lawn!!!
Old Man Elderly charges up at The Incarnate, and begins hitting it with his cane, but he's in the way of the godmodding legion, so the first attack aimed at it hits him instead.
10,000 damage to the Corruption Target!
The Godmodder throws Old Man Elderly out of the way!
My drone hoists the Pomson 9000 into the air, aimed at the Corruption Joints.
"YOU SMELL BAD!"
Cue Pomson 9000 barrage, directed at the Corruption Joints. This adds to my own combo.
Alpha Trigger: 0%
The Godmodder's sick burn meter suffers a critical spike!
Split once again stays at the Left Leg, destroying the Oblivion Shield, dealing 8,000 damage to the Oblivion Target, and dealing 15,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
I remain below the Eclipse... The TIE-Sentry deals 6,000 damage to the Corruption Target! The Legion of Godmodders prepares to step up their game, launching a direct assault at the Incarnate, getting all of its weapons to fire at them! The Legion godmods away the fire with a legion of tennis rackets, but the Incarnate airblasts the projectiles back! A brutal game of tennis ensues, with the Legion ultimately overpowering the Incarnate and dealing 75,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
The health bars of Tazz and I become a dull green since TT has damaged us... We cannot be healed until TT stops being a Zombie!
The Head and Chestplate fire at me, dealing 50,000 damage! The Arms fire at Split, dealing 30,000 damage! The Right Leg uses up a meter of its Chaos Bar, dealing 20 damage to Erelye, Cobalt, crystalcat, Pit, and TSFHISEPIC! crystalcat's Runic Shielding activates! gutza's Corruption spreads to Erelye! The Left Leg uses up a meter of its Chaos Bar, dealing 20 damage to Tazz, NinjaV, Crusher, Pokefan, and Maniac! All of them die except Maniac, and become Zombies!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 12,500/50,000.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 227,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 184,000/250,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 2/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Right Leg.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Ubercharged. Kritzed.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%. On the Right Leg.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
MarmaladeShoes: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 19/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 27/25. On the Right Leg.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25. On the Right Leg.
Corruption Target: [PG] HP: 195,000/400,000. Located near right knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Corruption effect, which prevents some attacks from working. Constricted: III
Corruption Canister: [PG] Located in right leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Corruption Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Left Leg. The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000. NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000. Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000. Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 5/25. On the Left Leg.
Oblivion Target: [PG] HP: 125,000/400,000. Located near left knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Oblivion effect, which causes players to attack other players.
Oblivion Joints: [PG] HP: 129,000/250,000. Located on left foot. Can unleash doomed electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Oblivion Canister: [PG] Located in left leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Oblivion Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
I turn on a Potentia:Perditio Concept Diffuser and place it on (or in the general area of) the Corruption Canister, sapping its godmodding energy.
Furthermore, I deploy an Ordo diffuser as well, on the general principle that Order is better than Chaos and will also sap the Chaos bar.
And on that note, a Rogue saps the Corruption Target.
And, in the general theme of complain-at-Richard:
"Useless. Utterly useless. I suppose I will have to start making bad ships. Just to LOWER the level of suck. Ooh, I've got one. ...Well, Argus had one. Although apparently the speakers were off so only I heard him. But. *pulls up an extremely bad piece of fanfiction, on the lines of Subpar Smush Bros but worse, shipping Richard <3 UserZero. (Again, but not? Because time shenanigans.)* HEY RICHARD READ THIS. *projects the text over the eyes, so that Richard cannot help but read it* (Note: This is projected to the Head, but not from the Head, if that makes sense. From a point not on the body.)"
((Note: Yes, I moved to the leg.))
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
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1. GET MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE LEFT LEG, WE'RE SUFFERING AN IMBALANCE RIGHT NOW.
2. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT LEG, MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, WE'VE PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE ANYWAYS.
3. OH COME ON THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED TO SPAM HEALING. GAH. ALRIGHT NEW TACTIC. IF ZOMBIE: ATTACK ABOUT AS SPREAD OUT AS YOU NEED TO GET IN ORDER TO AVOID KILLING ANYONE, THEN HEAL THEM AFTERWARDS. IF PLAYER: HEAL YOURSELF (AND OVERHEAL) SO THAT THE ZOMBIE'S REQUIRED DAMAGE WON'T BE TOO BAD.
I suddenly realise that I technically don't actually have the Prince's Chisel anymore. Oh well, who cares. I put a hand up to my head and suddenly a bunch of Terror Spiders that were around for some reason appear, and I commune with them, making them go beat the heck out of the Oblivion Target. Meanwhile, I stare at the target, and toss several pretzels to User0 for whatever reason. I then put on some cheap-looking 3D glasses, and fire a psionic eye laser at the Target, while a dashing Rouge appears and uses BLOODY HELL on the Oblivion Target, dealing massive damage. Yes, a Rouge. It's a subset of Rogue. Don't question my references.
I also take out the Medigun, and heal Maniac up.
Uber 3/9
I use the Sacred Pool Balls, and tell whoever comes out to attack the Oblivion Target, as well as cursing it with Lil' Cal.
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I look at the zombies, and flee like a wimp to the chestplate. I then get DEADPOOL to give me his giant crowbar (he has a giant everything!) and start uprooting the metalplates!
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
>DAMAGE REPORT: Major damage in chest region and Ego quite bruis-
"Quiet, you."
I almost immediately down a potion of regnu to help ease the cripplingly powerful pain inflicted.
"This really hurts and i can see the Left Leg's been screwed over badly. This is going down harder then i'd have anticipated. We'd better be praying that we don't need to hurt the bold parts because they don't even have HP Bars."
...[REDACTED]! I HAD ALPHA ARMOR! That should have been 15! Or does everything just have armor pierce now, in which case, why even?!
I head back down the Left Leg and onto Armageddon Hill, and spend my hard-earned Tech into using the Spread Bomb at every player that hasn't moved up to the actual body at this point. You know, that move that hits everything there like a big jerk. A ton of them. Just, everywhere. NO-ONE IS SPARED. OK I'm only hitting the Players and not the Legion, Split or Build, but screw that noise, I just want to get out of this.
Alternatively, if there WAS a mistake and it actually mattered enough that I miraculously live, I just use For Glory Level 10 on the Oblivion Target while it's open.
No, I'm not in the mood to get overly-creative about this.
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Aboard the TARDIS, or wherever her crew and passengers have ended up;
The Avatar, having seemingly randomly frozen in place, wakes back up, the white forehead-light signifying a current gestalt flaring.
"...How concerning. It would appear that my Prime is subject to extreme degrees of relative temporal contraction."
It looks around.
"Extreme degrees. Subjectively, it has already been in transit for thirty years and I was in communication for less than a second."
Apocalypse Hill;
I move towards and, gradually, past the Left Leg on a column of rocket exhaust, cutting into it at random with the Guardianly, orderly power of the White Dwarf as I do so!
Wait, TT2000 only did 6010 damage or so, it says he did 12500 damage.
Suddenly, I re-appear to take over Crusher48's body. My objective: KILL ALL GODMODDERS because the Godmodder blocked by universe busting attack arbitrarilly, for no reason (he wasnt even there to block it!). I suddenly explode into a Chrysallid (you never said which type of zombie, so I went with XCOM zombies), then go hunt down and cut up an Alpha Godmodder with razor-sharp claws (likely in the League of Godmodders). The victim suddenly panics, shoots another Alpha Godmodder in the face, and starts a panic cascade. 2 more Alpha Godmodders panic and stab other godmodders in the godmoddus maximus (whatever that is). 4 more Alpha Godmodders panic and fireball other godmodders in the arm. 8 more Alpha Godmodders panic and fart other godmodders in the chest. 16 more Alpha Godmodders panic and laser each other in the leg. 32 more Alpha Godmodders panic and kick themselves in the groin (I dont wanna know how). 64 more Alpha Godmodders panic, pull the pin on a grenade, and drop it at their feet. 128 more Alpha Godmodders panic and cower near the grenades that are about to explode. the other 245 Alpha Godmodders all try to shoot me in the face, but fail because while the panic was busy occuring, I was eating the rest of the original Alpha Godmodder, and ate his Whatever Speed you Need potion (the one that gives Godmodders JUST ENOUGH speed to dodge 90% of attacks). If the godmodders try to godmod this attack away, I go back in time and sneak some Anti-Godmodder fields into the area to remove their powers so that they are unable to avoid this attack."
I growl upon seeing the people on the other leg turn into zombies. Then, analyzing the people on my side of the INCARNATE, I cast Fortification (+def up) and Phantom Healing (+25% or +50% health restore depending on coin flip) on everyone I find with an injury.
"SERIOUSLY, RICHARD, PUT SOME BLOODY COLOGNE ON OR SOMETHING. YOU SMELL LIKE SOMEBODY DUMPED A DUMP TRUCK OF USED NAPPIES INTO A VOMIT-FILLED SEWER."
@Talist: You probably know better than me about these things so ... here. I hand the splash potion of oblivion back to Talist
I will then charge up to the chestplate and hammerthrow the splash venom potion in the dumb orby orb face of the entity orb. I will then whip out another shovel, blunt and give a whirlwind of raining blows to the orb. The blunt shovel crashes into it, sending it reeling backwards, while the sharp shovel digs through its ... enegry? Probably enegry.
Then, after slipping my hands through each shovel handle, I pull out two pistols. Interspersing my slices with quick sharp gunfire, I do my best General Grevious impression with my spinning shovel slices, while forcing it back with random, unpredictable bursts of fire from my dual pistols.
INT: Potion of Critmist, Nectar Cake, Point of Zeus, Potion of Fortune, Potion of imagination, Splash potion of chills.
I pull out the R.I.B. and place it next to me, turning the volume to 50 dB. I wait for the right moment... "N from Pokémon Black and White's belt accessory is actually a Void Dodo Cube."1 I immediately start a random ritual. I pull out a doctoral dissertation on the subject of nuclear quest-giving tacos written in French and tape it to a copy of the book Alphabetical Africa. I proceed to sing the Vocaloid song Our 16bit Warz in reverse pitched up by a factor of 1.44. I then originwand up the sign at Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area2 shrunk down by a factor of 16, then summon the voice of Microsoft Sam with the Voxwands to go "soi soi soi" for me. I then write an essay in IPA for Korean on the subject of chlorine trifluoride content in diarrhea and staple that to the Satan's Kingdom sign with a staple gun. I then draw a trollface on the ground and write "u mad m8?" over it in the ashes of Justin Bieber posters. I then pull out the Black Hand and use it to heal myself by a ridiculous amount that is buffed by the ritual.
I then wait for another signal from the R.I.B. "'Justin Bieber is popular. Explain.' should be a question on every examination." This is the signal. I pull out a copy of the Hanyu Da Zidian and remove the spines of the thick volumes. I fold the pages together into a giant paper taco, then set it on fire. As it burns, I praise the Rickastlly Sucky Virus, the greatest Rickroll ever made. This causes a Rubik's cube mosaic to appear and scramble itself into a picture of the Equaliser3, Pieboy6000's greatest weapon! I then write a translation of Thirty H's in the Hmong language on a piece of parchment and throw it into the burning paper taco. I then draw a circle around the burning taco and write a giant Brahmi inscription around it spanning three concentric circles of text in a boustrophedon direction, but sadly nobody knows where it starts or ends. I then pull out Seventh Sin and heal myself with it, the pure life energy being enhanced by the ritual.
I then pull out SCP-590-DTG and transfer some of my injuries to the Corruption Target, because screw that thing.
1Seriously, it is. Look up what Void Cubes and Dodo Cubes are, then look at the thing he attaches to his belt.
2Yes, there is actually a place known as Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area.
3It must always be spelled with the British spelling.
"HEY GODMODDER! TWILIGHT HAD A MORE UNDERSTANDABLE AND COOLER ENDING THAN THIS! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MORE THAN BURN HEAL AFTER THIS BATTLE!"
I slap both pistols together and both the guns and shovels meld together in a shape of bright white enegry. The shape then expands into a large triple barrelled shotgun with a shovel wielded to the top. I point it at the entity orb.
"I call this one the gundigger. BECAUSE IT'LL DIG YOUR GRAVE FOR YOU!"
I empty as many shots as I conceivably can, in one round, into the orbs ... body/face/orb. While obnoxiously shouting "BANG BANG BANG".
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Post II
U2: It"z kind of zad that we didn"t get a chance to uze the mecha
U2: But I found thiz thing.. It zeemz to be zome kind of replacement for the mecha"z cannon2
Biumbra draws The Prismatizer, the prismarine crystals at the end of the cannon's barrel lighting up and compressing the scarce air moisture around it into a psiionically supercharged sphere of water. Biumbra then fires the sphere at a Breastplate.
I throw a Splash Potion of Weakness at TT2000.
ACT 2!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 0/9.
"LIKE, ITS' HILARIOUS, THIS THING!" I yell as I rampage across the Oblivion Joints. "IT'S JUST A MECH WITH A BIGGER BUDGET!" I say. "A BIGGER BUDGET, PAID FOR BY SOMEONE THAT ISN'T EVEN YOURSELF TO BOOT!" I add, pointing upwards again, at the power that isn't truly his. "IN A WORLD WHERE CREATIVITY IS DIRECT POWER, THERE IS NO GREATER SIGN OF WEAKNESS THAN A MAN WHO KEEPS REPEATING HIS TRICKS!"
I pull out another explosive-looking item, this one made of pure gold and emblazoned with the glorious emblem of the Hand of Truth. The master of Sacred Geometries and a guiding light in times of strife, I feel his abilities match that of the Kitsune powers I just got. I supercharge the Truthful Grenade (the name of this particular weapon) into a blistering inferno of Creative, Sacred energies.
For anyone with a brain, it's fairly obvious what my next move is going to be. I place the explosive upon the Oblivion Joint, prime it, and RUN.
After just barely getting out of range, the Truthful Grenade goes off. However, instead of exploding, the grenade's Area of Effect twists, warps, and bends, into a beautiful Golden Pyramid to the tribute of the Hand, irregardless of the structural damage that creating such an area would cause. The sheer beauty of the perfect, Sacred Geometries would bring a tear to any eye. Atop the pristine beauty is the hand, beautifully sculpted into the Golden Gesticulation. It's just an artistic rendering, but it's more than beautiful enough.
That's not all, though. The sheer supercharged powers of Creativity and sacred Geometry contained within the Pyramid spread out, which, to this vile machine, is nothing short of a spreading toxin. The power of the thing this wretched monstrosity rejects, the greater power here, spreads out and 'adds' certainly sacred, but less than optimal 'additions' to the machine, destroying part of the machine itself as the Joint partially converts itself to a whole Sacred Garden to the Hand, removing impurities that just so happen to also be somewhat important to the Joint's proper functioning. Though the Hand is certainly unable to participate, nor its champions, they give their distant approval from on-high.
With their distant approval from on-high, the rendition of the Hand of Truth on the temple springs to life. It's time is terribly limited, so it doesn't go for anything more dramatic than it has to. It aims itself at more parts of the Oblivion Joint, and lets loose a powerful laser from it's Gesticulation, which breaks into the sky, but not towards the Eclipse. Indeed, it curves around well before even going NEAR the Eclipse, comes back, and slams into the Oblivion Joint with the unending might of Creative forces, Sacred Geometries, Unyielding Truths, and Infinite Light.
The Joint is now 80% Joint, 10% Crater, and 10% Temple, and that assumes the Joint hasn't taken more damage to add to that 'Crater' pool.
Post III
I roll the Amethyst Eightfold at the Entity 0rb.
U2 ..When the godmodderz have done zomething about Rick"s Curzez, I think I"ll make myzelf one of thoze octetz
I then heal the the player with the lowest health using Cerberus.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 8
Antimatter Torpedoes: 19. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Lothyra gets back in the FPES. She fires an antimatter torpedo at the Corruption Target. Then she gathers sacred items and uses Antichamber (but with the IAC-FR) on the Corruption Target. She also heals another player that has the Corruption effect and that is not already at full health with Universal Power.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
I pull out a computer, and begin hacking the INCARNATE!
...Then, someone points out that I'm just mashing random buttons on a keyboard and not actually hacking anything. In a fit of anger, I toss my computer towards the CORRUPTION JOINTS. I then switch the ARMISTYX to LICH KING'S SWORD SCYTHE MODE and hack the CORRUPTION JOINTS to pieces.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Eric continues with the combo attack (guys! Combos!) by bringing around a large minigun
Say hello to this puppy.
The E-WEB (read as: blaster pistol, only a minigun, so it hits harder, WAY faster, and lasts even longer. Which is to say, yes, it isn't going to run out of ammo for a while) Sprays into the corrupted joints and target, causing large amounts of laser damage.
Old Man Elderly (even if he was crushed or otherwise hit with something that would incapacitate him in the meantime) decides to join in the hate on Richard party.
EH!!! Get of mah lawn!
You kids these days have no discipline, back in my time, we had REAL godmodders! Ones who could actually godmod away attacks, instead of just gettin' beat over the head with stupidly large space ships and laser cannons again and again!
You got beat up by a goldfish waggin' its tail at you sonny!
You ain't got no future in anything! Let alone this...
Eh... what was I talkin' about again?
Hey!!! Get off ma lawn!!!
Old Man Elderly charges up at The Incarnate, and begins hitting it with his cane, but he's in the way of the godmodding legion, so the first attack aimed at it hits him instead.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
"YO RICHARD!"
My drone hoists the Pomson 9000 into the air, aimed at the Corruption Joints.
"YOU SMELL BAD!"
Cue Pomson 9000 barrage, directed at the Corruption Joints. This adds to my own combo.
Alpha Trigger: 0%
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9,000 damage to the Oblivion Target's Shield!
The Godmodder counters your first argument with the fact that the Incarnate's scar is NOT beard-colored! PROOF:
The Red Dragon hasn't turned on him. Neither have anything he's summoned. Neither have anything he's brainwashed. Granted those are all technicalities, but let's face it. The Godmodder's the root of all evil (metaphorically speaking). It's gonna be hard for him to find true allies. And it's the very nature of split personalities to hate each other. Your words appear to have an effect on the Godmodder, though...
I WILL allow Eric to participate in this, because he's your main character.
I just disproved that the Disc of Mojang is infinitely powerful (it has limitations, however few)! I'll stop arguing about the Red Dragon's infinite power if everyone else will, too. I didn't even start these arguments! I'm sorry that this blew up into a big thing though.
I want this to be a fight between you and the Incarnate. Granted, Split, me, and the Legion are here too, but having multiple people act in a player's post wouldn't be very fair and would lead to potentially game-breaking advantages, as Tazz put it. The TARDIS was a convenient way to get rid of them all.
For the goanna thing, I wanted to actually be original with attack-blocking for once. Just saying "who do you target" gets really old, older than reading targetless posts! I wanted to do something funny with the generic it'll-never-work-type attack. And my concerns with Netpatham are fairly valid: despite him preaching about others following Rule 0, he has blown past Rule 0 on several occasions. And some of his antics are, quite frankly, on so many levels of self-imposed meta that it's just a pain to respond to at all.
You targeted the weak spot for like half the attack. The weak spot's being guarded, remember?
Wait... "Don't bother quoting this, it's just empty." ...Ugh.
You start a Combo Attack!
Split accepts your deal. Both of you get your respective ends of the bargain. Was... Was this all really necessary? Yes. You'd be surprised with what I could do with this. Of course I would be. What are you going to do, make a homonculus of alternate Scratches? Maybe. ...
You use Transmutation, dealing 20,000 damage to the Corruption Joints! The next three attacks against the Corruption Joints will minicrit!
Minicritted 7,500 damage to the Corruption Joints!
Let's say that the Disc of Mojang can't do anything that would loophole it into being able to do the same thing more than once and leave it at that.
The Red Dragon decides to quantify itself to avoid all this nonsense. It is now the size of the universe. That's a landmark victory for science right there, but it won't accomplish much - it's still ravaging the universe you're in!
Looks like Goanna 2016 was a flop, then. :|
You use the Kitsune Charm, infusing the Staff of Ysera with the Flask of the Kitsune! The staff now has the effects of the flask! You start up a combo with your new weapon, the Emerald Waker! +9 HP to crystalcat and K4yne!
Yes, you can.
Next ten attacks will minicrit!
FINAL PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: Yep. The ultimate incarnation of the classic Planet Express Ship, armed to the teeth with weaponry and power. Use it wisely.
+4 HP to you! The Godmodder replaces your potion with a potion of instant harming! 3 damage to you!
Minicritted 30,000 damage to the Corruption Shield!
You were shot by the Oblivion Target, point-blank, in the face. I'm fairly certain that's an instant kill.
What? NO! Get off of me! I throw you off of me as non-fatally as possible. I've taken a minicritted 6,000 damage though... It looks like damage dealt by zombies can't be healed right away!
Minicritted 25,500 damage to the Corruption Joints!
You join in on engie's combo attack! Minicritted 12,000 damage to the Corruption Joints!
You and the Omega Godmodders gain Perseverance Charms!
You bonk a random armor plate on the Left Leg, and nothing happens!
Excuse me?
The Loom produced a badge, not a dress insignia.
And I've already told you, several times, that Argus - and all side characters - won't be allowed during this final fight. If you have a side character, you have an advantage. You're really limited to RP with them, but the time for RP should be gone by this point!
The Godmodder isn't relying on anyone to do anything. The noping of side characters is something I am doing, for this forum game, completely OOC. Also, keep in mind that the Godmodder is controlling the Red Dragon right now. It is, for all intents and purposes, an extension of the Godmodder.
The Godmodder isn't making an idle threat. The "threatened apocalypse" that "hasn't actually happened yet" is what's going on right now. Did you miss the part where I was talking about the majority of the universe falling apart before my eyes as I was heading to GodCraft in the storypost of the final battle?
The Eclipse is too heavy to tow properly! No matter what Old Man Elderly tries, his tow rope breaks!
Minicritted 21,000 damage to the Corruption Target's Shield!
+4 HP to you!
You realize you can't really have any side characters either, right?
Minicritted 18,000 damage to the Oblivion Shield! +6 HP to Talist!
Fixed.
The core of the Incarnate runs on an OS so foreign and unspeakable that your mind would be broken if you even knew its name!
Minicritted 7,500 damage to the Corruption Joints!
Next attack will crit!
The Magma Multiplier deals a critted 40,000 damage to the Oblivion Shield!
You attack an Alpha Godmodder, dealing 5 damage! It deals so little damage since it's just a vague bite-oriented attack...
+9 HP to gutza!
8,000 damage to the Oblivion Target's Shields!
> PitTheAngel: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SKY QUIVER - SKY HIGH
You raise both of your hands to the sky and a red sunbeam falls down on you! You are lifted up, high up, above everyone else, above the clouds, and soon above the Incarnate itself. After you dodge the Red Dragon's energy and reach a height of thousands of blocks, the sunbeam aims you at the Right Leg, arms you with a spike of solar energy, and jettisons you towards the Right Leg. Striking at the Corruption Joints, you blast the Incarnate with an explosion of divine energy! 20,000 damage!
THAUMIC ORACLE: A grey sphere that has a limitless supply of knowledge, which can only be supplied as an answer to a question. It is especially keen with regards to thaumaturgy.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TIPPING SCALES - JUDGEMENT DAY
You raise up Deus Ex Machina, the clockwork around the staff spinning very intensely. As the clockwork spins faster and faster, the golden Judgement on top of the staff begins to expand and glow more brightly, changing from gold to white to a radiant blue color. Spires of light begin to pierce from the Judgement, and its power encompasses the Corruption Joints entirely, which are bathed in stellar power! Corruption Joints destroyed!
+3 HP to Cobalt and Gutza!
+5 HP to you! 7,000 damage to the Corruption Target's Shields!
THE DUMPER: A modified incarnation of the Spadinner Blaster that now encompasses all known YouTube Poops in existence, dumping them out from its barrels, directly at enemies. Prepare to wash your foes in a wave of spaghetti, smoke, fire, peace that all true warriors strive for, plums, plams, and more!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 UNICODE - EMOTE WAR
You raise the Unicoders at the Corruption Shield, firing precise blasts of energy deep into the coding of the Shield! You secretly and methodically place Emoji characters inside of the Corruption Shield's code at vital points, so, gradually, the Shield will suffer a critical existence failure! Your work pays off, and the Corruption Shield's code becomes a mess of Emojis, half of which are poop. The Shield then becomes poop, and takes 9,000 damage!
> 5l1n65h07: COMBAT OPERANDI => BLACK WHOLE
But what on the Left Leg?
Your entire argument does nothing to the Godmodder. He only has one thing to say.
GODMODDER: *You're.
15,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => OVERTORGUED
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 5 Hog Slop.
25,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
12,000 damage to the Oblivion Shield! +3 HP to K4yne!
6 damage to Tazz!
+1 HP to K4yne!
16,000 damage to the Corruption Shield!
+4 HP!
You should just remove your charge at this point.
The Nova Balls explode in flashy balls of light, but otherwise do nothing!
(4) Kritzed 20,000 damage to the Corruption Shield!
4,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 LUMINESENCE - ANTHOLOGY
+3 HP to Erelye, Cobalt, and Talist!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FLEET ATTACK
The ships won't be destroyed due to the Curse because you're only using them for a Battle Technique! 7,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints! +4 HP!
Irecreeper becomes Ubercharged!
+3 HP to Erelye!
Some of the Godmodders respond. "We're working on doing more damage to the Incarnate, but it looks like Richard's prepared for this. His armor, even the weak spots, are doing a good job of nullifying most of out power. We can't even get rid of his Curses! But we'll try to overpower this thing..."
The HHHH deals 6,000 damage to the Oblivion Shield!
+3 HP to generic!
None of the weaponry of the Incarnate actually have eyes! Except the eyes themselves, that is.
+7 HP to you, gutza, and Tazz!
You need to go on the Legs first, and then up to the Chestplate! That will take two separate posts!
Biumbra can't act with you!
Okay.
534 + 56i damage to the Corruption Shield! Since I don't know the value of i, i becomes 0, and the attack only deals 534 damage, which is rounded down to 500 damage!
The Red Dragon is currently destroying the entire universe, so he does know how to destroy things. The Eclipse needs to run its course naturally.
TT dodges the potion on impulse!
17,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints! You can hear the Godmodder muttering through the Incarnate's speakers... Whatever you're doing, it's working!
+5 HP to generic!
6,000 damage to the Corruption Shield!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ANTIBLAST - ANTICHAMBER
Corruption Shield destroyed!
+4 HP to generic!
10,000 damage to the Corruption Target!
The Godmodder throws Old Man Elderly out of the way!
The Godmodder's sick burn meter suffers a critical spike!
Split once again stays at the Left Leg, destroying the Oblivion Shield, dealing 8,000 damage to the Oblivion Target, and dealing 15,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!
I remain below the Eclipse... The TIE-Sentry deals 6,000 damage to the Corruption Target! The Legion of Godmodders prepares to step up their game, launching a direct assault at the Incarnate, getting all of its weapons to fire at them! The Legion godmods away the fire with a legion of tennis rackets, but the Incarnate airblasts the projectiles back! A brutal game of tennis ensues, with the Legion ultimately overpowering the Incarnate and dealing 75,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!
The health bars of Tazz and I become a dull green since TT has damaged us... We cannot be healed until TT stops being a Zombie!
The Head and Chestplate fire at me, dealing 50,000 damage! The Arms fire at Split, dealing 30,000 damage! The Right Leg uses up a meter of its Chaos Bar, dealing 20 damage to Erelye, Cobalt, crystalcat, Pit, and TSFHISEPIC! crystalcat's Runic Shielding activates! gutza's Corruption spreads to Erelye! The Left Leg uses up a meter of its Chaos Bar, dealing 20 damage to Tazz, NinjaV, Crusher, Pokefan, and Maniac! All of them die except Maniac, and become Zombies!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,035,500/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 12,500/50,000.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 227,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 184,000/250,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
TIE-Sentry: [AG] Leaves in two turns.
League of Godmodders: [AG] Alphas: 100/100 HP. (x500.) Betas: 100/100 HP. (x250.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 0%.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 11 turns. Power: 10%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. (x2.) Can shoot lasers and pierce players with their evil glare, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Blocked by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Left Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Godarm Tip and reveal Oblivion Buster.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Godarm: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Can turn into any weapon. Circles of energy can godmod attacks.
Godarm Tip: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Godarm and Left Shoulder.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Right Shoulder: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Can open up to guard Wrist Joint and reveal Corruption Buster.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Omega Mechanism: [PG] HP: 400,000/400,000. Hand can detach and fly around. Circle of energy can godmod attacks.
Wrist Joint: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Omega Mechanism and Right Shoulder.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
Breastplates: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. (x2.) Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x8.) Block attacks. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 2/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Right Leg.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Ubercharged. Kritzed.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%. On the Right Leg.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg. Corruption: III
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
MarmaladeShoes: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. On the Right Leg.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 19/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 27/25. On the Right Leg.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25. On the Right Leg.
Corruption Target: [PG] HP: 195,000/400,000. Located near right knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Corruption effect, which prevents some attacks from working. Constricted: III
Corruption Canister: [PG] Located in right leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Corruption Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.)
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. On the Left Leg.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. On the Left Leg.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 5/25. On the Left Leg.
Oblivion Target: [PG] HP: 125,000/400,000. Located near left knee. Can turn into any weapon. Has chance to inflict Oblivion effect, which causes players to attack other players.
Oblivion Joints: [PG] HP: 129,000/250,000. Located on left foot. Can unleash doomed electricity, forming a shield or shocking players.
Oblivion Canister: [PG] Located in left leg. Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Oblivion Target and Joints.
Chaos Bar: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII DISABLED (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II IN USE (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
16 Pie Filling
14 Weasel Snot
Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence && PS4 && Nether Reactor Core || Card Deck = Infernal Deck (Level 6: 7/7) DONE
Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 7/11)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 7/11)
I'll be making my great escape now!
I turn on a Potentia:Perditio Concept Diffuser and place it on (or in the general area of) the Corruption Canister, sapping its godmodding energy.
Furthermore, I deploy an Ordo diffuser as well, on the general principle that Order is better than Chaos and will also sap the Chaos bar.
And on that note, a Rogue saps the Corruption Target.
And, in the general theme of complain-at-Richard:
"Useless. Utterly useless. I suppose I will have to start making bad ships. Just to LOWER the level of suck. Ooh, I've got one. ...Well, Argus had one. Although apparently the speakers were off so only I heard him. But. *pulls up an extremely bad piece of fanfiction, on the lines of Subpar Smush Bros but worse, shipping Richard <3 UserZero. (Again, but not? Because time shenanigans.)* HEY RICHARD READ THIS. *projects the text over the eyes, so that Richard cannot help but read it* (Note: This is projected to the Head, but not from the Head, if that makes sense. From a point not on the body.)"
((Note: Yes, I moved to the leg.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
BATTLE ORDERS:
1. GET MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE LEFT LEG, WE'RE SUFFERING AN IMBALANCE RIGHT NOW.
2. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT LEG, MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, WE'VE PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE ANYWAYS.
3. OH COME ON THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED TO SPAM HEALING. GAH. ALRIGHT NEW TACTIC. IF ZOMBIE: ATTACK ABOUT AS SPREAD OUT AS YOU NEED TO GET IN ORDER TO AVOID KILLING ANYONE, THEN HEAL THEM AFTERWARDS. IF PLAYER: HEAL YOURSELF (AND OVERHEAL) SO THAT THE ZOMBIE'S REQUIRED DAMAGE WON'T BE TOO BAD.
I suddenly realise that I technically don't actually have the Prince's Chisel anymore. Oh well, who cares. I put a hand up to my head and suddenly a bunch of Terror Spiders that were around for some reason appear, and I commune with them, making them go beat the heck out of the Oblivion Target. Meanwhile, I stare at the target, and toss several pretzels to User0 for whatever reason. I then put on some cheap-looking 3D glasses, and fire a psionic eye laser at the Target, while a dashing Rouge appears and uses BLOODY HELL on the Oblivion Target, dealing massive damage. Yes, a Rouge. It's a subset of Rogue. Don't question my references.
I also take out the Medigun, and heal Maniac up.
Uber 3/9
I use the Sacred Pool Balls, and tell whoever comes out to attack the Oblivion Target, as well as cursing it with Lil' Cal.
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I look at the zombies, and flee like a wimp to the chestplate. I then get DEADPOOL to give me his giant crowbar (he has a giant everything!) and start uprooting the metalplates!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
???: 28/50>DAMAGE REPORT: Major damage in chest region and Ego quite bruis-
"Quiet, you."
I almost immediately down a potion of regnu to help ease the cripplingly powerful pain inflicted.
"This really hurts and i can see the Left Leg's been screwed over badly. This is going down harder then i'd have anticipated. We'd better be praying that we don't need to hurt the bold parts because they don't even have HP Bars."
"Hm. Near-unwinnable boss, taking everything it's got..."
I use that old and untouched "Pray" skill nobody ever used. Worth a shot...
>INITIATE COMBO: PRAYER
>PROGRESS: 1/8
"Are you...really...did that just happened."
Act 1!
...[REDACTED]! I HAD ALPHA ARMOR! That should have been 15! Or does everything just have armor pierce now, in which case, why even?!
I head back down the Left Leg and onto Armageddon Hill, and spend my hard-earned Tech into using the Spread Bomb at every player that hasn't moved up to the actual body at this point. You know, that move that hits everything there like a big jerk. A ton of them. Just, everywhere. NO-ONE IS SPARED. OK I'm only hitting the Players and not the Legion, Split or Build, but screw that noise, I just want to get out of this.
Alternatively, if there WAS a mistake and it actually mattered enough that I miraculously live, I just use For Glory Level 10 on the Oblivion Target while it's open.
No, I'm not in the mood to get overly-creative about this.
Yes, I am frustrated at this.
Aboard the TARDIS, or wherever her crew and passengers have ended up;
The Avatar, having seemingly randomly frozen in place, wakes back up, the white forehead-light signifying a current gestalt flaring.
"...How concerning. It would appear that my Prime is subject to extreme degrees of relative temporal contraction."
It looks around.
"Extreme degrees. Subjectively, it has already been in transit for thirty years and I was in communication for less than a second."
Apocalypse Hill;
I move towards and, gradually, past the Left Leg on a column of rocket exhaust, cutting into it at random with the Guardianly, orderly power of the White Dwarf as I do so!
HAC Tesseract 10/11
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Wait, TT2000 only did 6010 damage or so, it says he did 12500 damage.
Suddenly, I re-appear to take over Crusher48's body. My objective: KILL ALL GODMODDERS because the Godmodder blocked by universe busting attack arbitrarilly, for no reason (he wasnt even there to block it!). I suddenly explode into a Chrysallid (you never said which type of zombie, so I went with XCOM zombies), then go hunt down and cut up an Alpha Godmodder with razor-sharp claws (likely in the League of Godmodders). The victim suddenly panics, shoots another Alpha Godmodder in the face, and starts a panic cascade. 2 more Alpha Godmodders panic and stab other godmodders in the godmoddus maximus (whatever that is). 4 more Alpha Godmodders panic and fireball other godmodders in the arm. 8 more Alpha Godmodders panic and fart other godmodders in the chest. 16 more Alpha Godmodders panic and laser each other in the leg. 32 more Alpha Godmodders panic and kick themselves in the groin (I dont wanna know how). 64 more Alpha Godmodders panic, pull the pin on a grenade, and drop it at their feet. 128 more Alpha Godmodders panic and cower near the grenades that are about to explode. the other 245 Alpha Godmodders all try to shoot me in the face, but fail because while the panic was busy occuring, I was eating the rest of the original Alpha Godmodder, and ate his Whatever Speed you Need potion (the one that gives Godmodders JUST ENOUGH speed to dodge 90% of attacks). If the godmodders try to godmod this attack away, I go back in time and sneak some Anti-Godmodder fields into the area to remove their powers so that they are unable to avoid this attack."
"...RRRRR..."
I growl upon seeing the people on the other leg turn into zombies. Then, analyzing the people on my side of the INCARNATE, I cast Fortification (+def up) and Phantom Healing (+25% or +50% health restore depending on coin flip) on everyone I find with an injury.
"SERIOUSLY, RICHARD, PUT SOME BLOODY COLOGNE ON OR SOMETHING. YOU SMELL LIKE SOMEBODY DUMPED A DUMP TRUCK OF USED NAPPIES INTO A VOMIT-FILLED SEWER."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
@Talist: You probably know better than me about these things so ... here. I hand the splash potion of oblivion back to Talist
I will then charge up to the chestplate and hammerthrow the splash venom potion in the dumb orby orb face of the entity orb. I will then whip out another shovel, blunt and give a whirlwind of raining blows to the orb. The blunt shovel crashes into it, sending it reeling backwards, while the sharp shovel digs through its ... enegry? Probably enegry.
Then, after slipping my hands through each shovel handle, I pull out two pistols. Interspersing my slices with quick sharp gunfire, I do my best General Grevious impression with my spinning shovel slices, while forcing it back with random, unpredictable bursts of fire from my dual pistols.
INT: Potion of Critmist, Nectar Cake, Point of Zeus, Potion of Fortune, Potion of imagination, Splash potion of chills.
OH NOES, I'M GONNA DIE!!
I pull out the R.I.B. and place it next to me, turning the volume to 50 dB. I wait for the right moment... "N from Pokémon Black and White's belt accessory is actually a Void Dodo Cube."1 I immediately start a random ritual. I pull out a doctoral dissertation on the subject of nuclear quest-giving tacos written in French and tape it to a copy of the book Alphabetical Africa. I proceed to sing the Vocaloid song Our 16bit Warz in reverse pitched up by a factor of 1.44. I then originwand up the sign at Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area2 shrunk down by a factor of 16, then summon the voice of Microsoft Sam with the Voxwands to go "soi soi soi" for me. I then write an essay in IPA for Korean on the subject of chlorine trifluoride content in diarrhea and staple that to the Satan's Kingdom sign with a staple gun. I then draw a trollface on the ground and write "u mad m8?" over it in the ashes of Justin Bieber posters. I then pull out the Black Hand and use it to heal myself by a ridiculous amount that is buffed by the ritual.
I then wait for another signal from the R.I.B. "'Justin Bieber is popular. Explain.' should be a question on every examination." This is the signal. I pull out a copy of the Hanyu Da Zidian and remove the spines of the thick volumes. I fold the pages together into a giant paper taco, then set it on fire. As it burns, I praise the Rickastlly Sucky Virus, the greatest Rickroll ever made. This causes a Rubik's cube mosaic to appear and scramble itself into a picture of the Equaliser3, Pieboy6000's greatest weapon! I then write a translation of Thirty H's in the Hmong language on a piece of parchment and throw it into the burning paper taco. I then draw a circle around the burning taco and write a giant Brahmi inscription around it spanning three concentric circles of text in a boustrophedon direction, but sadly nobody knows where it starts or ends. I then pull out Seventh Sin and heal myself with it, the pure life energy being enhanced by the ritual.
I then pull out SCP-590-DTG and transfer some of my injuries to the Corruption Target, because screw that thing.
1Seriously, it is. Look up what Void Cubes and Dodo Cubes are, then look at the thing he attaches to his belt.
2Yes, there is actually a place known as Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area.
3It must always be spelled with the British spelling.
"HEY GODMODDER! TWILIGHT HAD A MORE UNDERSTANDABLE AND COOLER ENDING THAN THIS! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MORE THAN BURN HEAL AFTER THIS BATTLE!"
I slap both pistols together and both the guns and shovels meld together in a shape of bright white enegry. The shape then expands into a large triple barrelled shotgun with a shovel wielded to the top. I point it at the entity orb.
"I call this one the gundigger. BECAUSE IT'LL DIG YOUR GRAVE FOR YOU!"
I empty as many shots as I conceivably can, in one round, into the orbs ... body/face/orb. While obnoxiously shouting "BANG BANG BANG".