Generic, it's a Level 10 Alchemy. If it's NOT useful I'll be genuinely surprised. It's probably referencing the door in Scratch's basement, but either way it's got Red Sun Powers, making it automatically useful. Make it, please.
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (8/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.) (+2 from Ire, +3 from Erelye...)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 6/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 4/5)
I suddenly realize something I CAN make. (Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Erelye explained the Warded Mirror: Inverts (and can be used to defend against) certain things. Being that I'm throwing the Piono Voodoo Doll, it's Piono Protection. Yes, I'm making an Alchemy specifically to defend against Piono. Overly specific? Yep! But all things considered it's definitely worth my while. Not entirely sure what this will actually do or even if it's craftable, but screw plausibility I want the next fight against him to be quick(er). As for the Amulet, that's strictly so its portable, and the Reinforcing Reality Majjyks offer nothing except to make the thing harder to break. Is this only useful for roleplay purposes? Yes, but it is so worth it.
I quickly get my list of planets that I can, in fact, drop on other people without consequences. It's a remarkably long piece of paper with a remarkably low amount of inked words, because there are no words whatsoever. Instead, I roll the thing up into a nice little tube shape, and begin whapping the crud out of Bleak's nails with it. As the list is utterly huge, the weight of the piece of paper is deceptive. It is actually very, very heavy.
And this discounts the seriously hidden OREO BOMBS implanted in the space between molecules in this paper.
9 seconds after the 9th impact, the Oreo bombs begin to glow, and I scoot out of the way as the whole paper explodes with the power of CHOCOLATE COOKIES and VANILLA FROSTING, dealing huge damage to the Bleak's nails and covering Chocolate Cookies and Vanilla frosting everywhere. The Vanilla Frosting and Chocolate cookies then morph into OREUS, CHAMPION OF OREO COOKIES, and forms his proud OREX, his powerful battleaxe. Without further ado, he starts hacking into the Bleak's nails.
Sadly, his time is short, and eventually he starts glowing, his body turning into a pile of payload carts. He bids everyone good day before exploding violently, annihilating the Bleak's Nails even further.
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((Also, twin, I'd just like to say thanks for everything you've done. I and quite a few of my IRL friends (I rant about DTG a lot) are looking forward to Trifecta. Fortunately for you if you decide to do it, you don't have to do constant updates on a webcomic. I mean, look at Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, or Order of the Stick. Two of the most popular webcomics out there, and they do a single strip a week. I'd like more often than that, but I'm greedy that way. Basically, once you've finished DTG2, Trifecta or no, take it easy. And if you do Trifecta, remember to pace yourself, since we're just hoping for the occasional update. You've already more than outdone yourself with daily updates in the forum game.))
Eric just watches as Kalare completely ignores him.
Fine. I guess you did get my message.
Eric rushes back over to join Hank.
Got any bigger guns?
And do I ever.
Hank pulls out both copies of Penultimatum.
Beerme
Eric enhances the two weapons of destruction and creates a small field of power around himself and Hank, all ranged ammo-based weapons within its range won't expend bullets until the runic ward runs out. Just one of the random ones Eric happened to still have.
What was that?
Bottomless clips.
Hank grins.
I like the sound of that.
I think the others will too.
Battle tech-team!!! Everyone jump into the gun circle, you don't have to stay in it, but until the end of next round, every attack applied to it will increase the total power, which will be unleashed in NEXT round's EotB. The attack power (not just post number) is applicable here, and attack power will build up with each other. My posts until the end of next round will not have any other effect than to sustain this combo. If no one else applies attack power in this, all posts made supporting it will be weakened.
Basically, free infinite ammo aura, jump in and add the wave of bullets.
And yes, its aimed at Bleak's ribcage.
For flavor text twin, when it gets unleashed could you give it a description based around:
Battle tech-team: Play 'Em Off Lvl 1337: My Little Friends
I quickly toss the Bleak into the Hunger Games Simulator, and it gets nerfed by the Narrative.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 8/40
Quiver Conundrum 35/50
Ultimate Skulltop 13/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 5/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 9/11)
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 1/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-11, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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I grab my Tengv Blade and get ready to dash into The Bleak head-on, fearless. Until i realize Tengv Man isn't a real Robot Master and i just took a bootleg thing. It is unceremoniously slammed into The Bleak's Ribcage at very fast speeds.
((twin, Trifecta is not the express purpose in anything I do, but taking into account the cinematic appeal of ANY potential adaptations has helped a lot of my posts and story-bits more coherent and enjoyable for other people. Additionally, there's some things that, Trifecta or no, just work better lumped in with the rest of DTG2, whether you want them to be in Act 5 (which feels to me more like an over-glorified epilogue, no matter how awesome of a conclusion its going to be) or in a separate epilogue of its own, those of us that have DTG2-centered stuff that want to get it done quick and not bring unnecessary baggage to DTG3 should do it here.))
I begin OOC chanting; "COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE!"
The mysterious replacement faceless eights appear once more, rolling an attack against Bleak.
Hank charges up amongst Bleak once more, this time with a copy of the Binary Blade, and dodges and rolls among the flailing mime limbs, and drives the sword into a Nail. Eric looks back at him and reaches into his cloak once more, pulling out a shiny silver handle, and tosses Hank the lightsaber.
Oh yeah... I like this thing.
Hank immediately cuts out large portions of the Nail he is attacking, and when Bleak attempts to retaliate, he cuts a piece out of whatever Bleak retaliates with before jumping out of the way of a second attack, cutting the Nail up even more, and dodging away from subsequent attacks.
Eric rushes over to Wilson.
Are you okay Wilson?
Eric gives Wilson a small vial full of red liquid.
This is a health potion. Can't remember which universe its from though. Most health potions look a lot alike. Anyways, this one's supposed to be a 'max health restore', even though I think the whole thing's actually smaller than the regular health potions. Meh, go figure.
Eric gives the maximum revive potion to Wilson.
Okay, I'm saying you should try to lump everything in RIGHT NOW, or at the very least, in the coming turns. Act 5 won't necessarily be the best time to have characters interact, for a number of reasons that will become plainly evident as the Act approaches, but if you really must make storyposts, I may be able to arrange that for one big reason. But we'll see as the time draws near.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
6-3-5-3-1-1-3-4
A circle of monochromatic trees grow around the Bleak, their branches piercing straight through the Bleak's Ribcage and holding him aloft! The branches spear the Bleak's organs and place them in bags, and the Bleak takes 10,000 damage in all!
I pull out one of the Bleak's Nails and re-enact Burston's Sorrow with it being everyone who dies:
I sip my mocha angry (causing me to get really enraged and punch the nail with 20,000 teranewtons of force). That damn detective knows about the nail's weakness. Now it might have to kill himself. I take out my gun. It is Toxicide. I point it at the nail and shoot. As the bullet the nail's brain it thinks about nothing (because nails cannot think). 'if i could be a bettr pokemon trainer,,," (I feed that into Syntaxidermy and fire, causing a reanimated tiger to maul the nail.) I fire the Billy Bazooka at it and Mays screams "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE."
At the nail's funeral (where he is burned alive) I say to the nail, "you are a horrible person". "YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEE!" he screams and runs to the town. (which proceeds to explode) There was a EAS TONES concert which was his favorite but he did not feel better (in fact, it exploded from the power of Ear Removal™). I shoot the nail and leave it alone. It goes home and listens to more EAS Tones and cuts himself (and then I cut it with the Nuclear Powersaw). I say to it "do not be sad; be an awesome Pokémon." "NO YOU [EXPLETIVE]" the nail says, (at which point I force it to do a deadly sensitivity training test from hell.) and goes to its car (which is rigged to explode). He drives the 90 miles (while the car is on fire and being doused in fluoroantimonic acid and dihydrogen difluoride) and shoots a gun (which explodes instead of firing) as well.
Suddenly, Michael Rosen comes out of nowhere and says, "That's enough!" I stop and fire the Plumsgun at the Bleak's nail.
=ACTION=
First, I toss THE ARMISTYX onto the celing, which switches into ACTUALLY FOUR HARPOON CANNONS SCYTHE MODE. Next, I grab Hellspawn with a long claw-arm made of solid steel, then flip him up into the air. The Harpoon Cannons manage to impale both his legs an arms! I then order the cannons to retract, quartering Hellspawn!
To continue this combo, I then destroy all but one of the harpoon cannons, which swings Hellspawn around, smashing him into walls and other members of the team! The last Harpoon Cannon eventually breaks from stress, but I jump in with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, and him across the room, straight towards the Network of Bombs! I toss several CHAIRNADES(c) in his general direction, causing a huge wave of explosions to rock Hellspawn! I grab the ARMISTYX again, then switch the ARMISTYX to STICKY HAND SCYTHE MODE, and stick it to Hellspawn, then fling him backwards, into a conveniently placed array of spikes, blenders and buzzsaws!
After getting cut to shreds, I then use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER to enter Hellspawn's mind, driving him insane, dropping his Intelligence stat by 500! He then goes insane and bashes his head against a wall 1,000 times, but said wall was of my design, with TINY POISONED SPIKES on it! I then kick him, forcibly impaling him on every spike in the wall! The wall then falls over, and to finish it off, I drive him into the earth using CHAIRSTORM LVL 10.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn x3 Locusts.
>Garen: Use Decisive Strike on Hellspawn!
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote(Bearger) Use Spike Burst on Hellspawn and Joe!
>Sawbuck: Attack Hellspawn!
The entire attack, plus Providence's Topper and UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE, deals 30,000 damage to Hellspawn!
From the spores of the fallen Orks new ones sprout. An entire army of Orks floods out of the elevator. They are armed by Lothyra, and then Zerg Rush Collarbone, guns blazing. A cry rings out in the cavern. A cry of bloodlust and death.
The Ork WAAAGH! unleashes its full power upon Collarbone. Sadly, all of the Orks are slain by his/her/its counterattack. Due to him being armed with incendiary weaponry, the spores of the fallen are burned and unusable. However Collarbone has taken a lot of damage.
40,000 damage to Collarbone! Not only does Collarbone kill all of the Orks, Collarbone rushes at you and, with his axe, slices you apart! You take 10 damage!
(Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 4/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 4/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 3/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 21/25
Seeing the Flesh-Eating Termites, an idea strikes me. I begin playing around with magic and genetic engineering, greatly sped up by the Interfaced Timewatch, until I have a good-sized blob of Termite-Eating Flesh. I toss it at the Flesh-Eating Termites, and the resulting termite-antitermite reaction takes away a good chunk of the termites until they manage to eat the Flesh.
I summon a legion of Snipers, the Pyro's worst enemy, and command them to fire everything at Hellspawn. They oblige, head-, body- and even foot-shotting him over and over, but unfortunately are all killed in an incident involving a Cozy Camper, apple juice, and a Dave cosplayer. Poor Mundy #23, never even mind the rest of them. He didn't deserve that. Happily, they all manage to respawn back in TF2.
You move near Yggdrasil Root C, taking a good chunk of the Flesh-Eating Termites out! Several remain, however... The Termites' status changes to Impaired to reflect this!
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (4/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.) (+2 from Ire...)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 5/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 3/5)
Eh, let's just see what this gets, even if I can't make it. Mythos && Divine Gate of Harmony && Moorblade 2.0 >=Zillymiter=<
As I got back that it apparently wasn't possible to physically ascend further, I ask the Magic English Eye why this is the case. It's probably the Godmodder but it doesn't hurt to check.
Suddenly, an Ultra Lucky Block appears on the floor! Purple and emitting an aura of PURE LUCK, it will grant power and fortune for all those who can properly open it. Of course, many have tried and failed to break it, and those who thus far succeeded simply did not get anything because they weren't aware of the secret of breaking the Ultra Lucky Block.
The secret is, of course, the Ultra Lucky Block is made partially of obsidian, so you need a Diamond Pick or better to destroy it. I retrieve and use the Bedrock Pickaze (which is infinitely better then a Bedrock Pickaxe), and mine out the block. Beams of pure light shine out from it as it cracks and breaks as the Bedrock Pickaze easily minces what Diamond would take three seconds to break! An angelic choir rings out in the last second of the Block's stability prior to breaking!
It's...My GOODNESS, IT'S...It's a Nuclear Warhead Queenscale Battleaxe! It's a one-use Relish Nuke in the form of a Queenscale Battleaxe, Queenscale being one of the most deadly shaprened pointy things humanity knows of! Its EXACTLY what we need right now! I take it and, with a great heave (Queenscale Battleaxes have heads thrice the size of the average Minecraftian), toss it at one of the Bleak's Nails.
After the explosion settles, I look at the Bleak's now-destroyed Nails. Seems pretty non-functioning to me!
Mythos && Divine Gate of Harmony && Moorblade 2.0 = The Hand of Notch (Level 100)
The Hand of Notch >= Zillymiter =< Zoordor
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the ribcage
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $252
Mindscape: Wake up, unplug, whatever
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A charm which protects against unwanted teleportation
The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals 10,000 damage to the Ribcage!
I take out my BARBED WIRE CLIPPERS, and snip off one length of barbed wire! Luckily, they were rubber clippers! Thinking fast, I quickly take out a giant block of rubber, melt it down to liquid, and drown the barbed wire in it, hoping to neutralize some of the wire's power!
I also move near the root with the wire.
You move near Root B!
You successfully disable some of the Electrical Barb-Wire! It becomes Impaired!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $254
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball to look up how Binary's player capturing thing is going.
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Project Binary has captured 10,573,901 accounts out of the 19,451,712 total Minecraft accounts in the world.
Turn 2/3
(Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 5/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 5/11.
Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 4/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 22/25
I take out the Fenestrated Wand, channeling the power of the Wand of Nagamar, and transform some FLESH EATING TERMITES into A GENTEEL HERMIT'S FIST. It immediately begins smashing the termites around it in a most courteous way, until its former brothers surround and devour it. Most of the ones that ate it overdose on gentlemanliness and die as well, or at least begin walking around wearing tiny top hats and monocles, disdaining their former vocation of flesh-eating and lording it over the other termites. And then become little termite hermits, selling ten-leaf clovers and various materials to the other termites in return for worthless junk. Must've been some hermit essence in that fist as well. So they just become completely ineffective at dealing damage.
I wave the Wand again, and HELLSPAWN suddenly transforms into a WELSH PLAN. It shouts incomprehensible instructions, the fact that the rest of the Legion isn't following the Plan enraging it so much that it manages to tear itself in several places before detransforming. The damage is mirrored on Hellspawn's restored form.
The Flesh-Eating Termites are almost gone thanks to this, and their status changes to Endangered! But they begin to regroup...
She then remembers the army of Computercraft turtles that she used frequently during the Glitch.
Hmm. I haven't used those for a long time... Hey wait. There's this mod called Open Computers that adds all of the stuff Computercraft did but makes t much more hardcore/realistic. I think I'll use that. Plus "turtle" is a dumb name for a robot anyway.
She then replaces all of the Computercraft turtles in her army with Open Computers robots. She then sends all of them on a suicide mission to detonate all of the bombs. Just for good measure, she fires the Heavy Light in "Drill Mode" over the Network to detonate any other ones. She then moves to Yggdrasil Root A.
All your teammates forcibly destroy the turtles before they can do such a thing! Detonating the bombs is exactly what the Legion of Pyronus WANTS to happen! You move towards Yggdrasil Root A.
Tazz, are you absolutely certain that you want something as seemingly useless as a "Basement Door"? Just asking, since my orders are piling up a bit. I mean I'll make it if you really want it, but if you don't I'd rather get to things that at least sound useful.
I casually poke and prod at the Bleak's Nails/Ribcage, then grumble at Erelye to at least freaking claim the Rave, if not use it. I then shoot the Brewer's Eight at the Nails/Ribcage.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 6/40
Quiver Conundrum 32/50
Ultimate Skulltop 11/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 3/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 7/11)
Aries Pin && Psionic Program = Rust Psionic Program 4/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
7-6-7-7-2-7-3-8
The Bleak is thrown into a hot tub that swirls with every negative potion effect in existence! Their powers combine to create a draught so potent that the Bleak's very bones begin to vaporize! 10,000 damage to a Nail!
=ACTION=
I utilize my CAKE-DAY powers and summon a giant cake, which the Legion of Pyronus is attracted to! Said cake is laced with poison, filled with some termites (fresh from that trap) and also primed to explode after 20% of it's mass is consumed!
U2: Mazter?? Are you ok? Anyway, the endermen took me for examination. I haven"t known that there"z zomething known az "2hadow Critter Rabiez" but zuppozedly I don"t have it. I hope.
U2: Mazter??
I turn around, giving the Shadow Enderman a disconcerting ogle.
V: Who are you?
U2: Biumbra, Enternal 2ervant of our Undying King, Umbra. You must be V.
V: I may be V.
U2: How'z the Nightpearl doing?
V: It's complete! ...Along with a wierd pair of wands that look like fountain pens. What do you need the Nightpearl for?
U2: It"z zuppozed to work like a "Reality Anchor" for me when I go down to the roots. The fanzy wand2 are my mazter"z.
V: 0k. I have a feeling that they're nearly done down there, so we must hurry.
U2: I"ll go examine. But firzt, I need a weapon. Or 2.
Flintlock Piztol2 && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel
Wwhorp!!
When Biumbra's gone, I use Permafrost to snipe the Bleak's Ribcage, and drink a Potion of Instant Health.
I then examine the Pale Liquid and Colourful Powder from SCP-379.
The Bearger pounces Hellspawn onto the Network of Bombs, and uses Earthquake, hopefully triggering the Bombs with Hellspawn on top of them.
The Thorndroids go into hiding, and send a single droid to investigate if the Flesh-Eating Termites eat robotic Thorndroids.
^Placeholder blah blah grumbling at Twin to lay down the law blah blah
I casually preview ((Rust&&Bronze&&Gold&&Cerulean&&Purple&&Fuchsia Psionic Programs) && Gilded Pyramid)&& Skulltop, then use Lil' Cal on the Bleak. Yes, all of it. I then use the Pale Valve on the Ribcage, hoping to pierce its defenses and hit the Wings.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 7/40
Quiver Conundrum 33/50
Ultimate Skulltop 12/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 4/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 8/11)
Aries Pin && Psionic Program = Rust Psionic Program 5/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 20/50
I finished the Ritual. 50/50! (Summoning Flandre Scarlet.) (Can you help me with this...)
Flandre Scarlet [AG]
HP 100000 (X2)
Attack: You Decide
Skills: All Spell cards with Different Status Effects
Special: Every 10000 HP lost she changes her spellcard and the enemies cannot deal more than 10000 Damage against her. and on Berserk Modes she gets the increase of power.
At 50000 HP (1X) 100000 (1X) and she activetes her Berserk Mode for more power
After breaking the first Health Bar and she Activates Super Berserk Mode for much more Power
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 50!/50
Mokou [AG]
HP 20000 (10X)
Skills Spell cards Change with Special effects
Special: Every 20000 Damage she changes her spellcards and the enemies cannot deal more than 20000 Damage She turns invincible until 3 turns have passed while using Posessed by the Phoenix and Imperishable Shooting
Ebola OOO Mercury OOO Potion of Plague = ??? 2/2! (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 16 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +2 from Pokefan +6 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
2,000 damage to a Nail!
2,000 damage to a Nail!
Flandre Scarlet and Mokou added! Mokou will not be able to become invincible, as that's a bit too powerful.
I didn't really suspect anything until you gave the description. But, it's fine. It was my fault. I should have noticed it.
I opt for a slightly less repetitive form of weaponry. While the first three initial attacks with the Soul Wand were rather useful, I essentially expended the vast majority of my abilities with the wand. As such, I sift through my inventory and my alchemical bag, searching for something of the power required to slay many mimes. Or, rather, a Bleak god. Definitely not that. No, I've got not reason t o send it into the spheres of Phyrexia. Definitely not that. Perhaps... this. With that, I pull out the Beat-Skipper. This might prove to be slightly more potent than a repetitive assault. Hah. Instead of inserting the Scratched version of 44, I suddenly pull out something completely different, and likely infinitely more dangerous. But, when have I been one for passing up a chance to obtain knowledge at the expense of my sanity, and likely a portion of my life? As such, I draw 11, after placing the Beat-Skipper upon the floor, staring at the Bleak rather silently. Immediately after placing the eldritch jukebox upon the floor, I place the shattered music disc within. No, not the Broken Disc. It is a regular copy of 11, quite a bit less potent than the shattered Disc. Immediately, golden energy begins to flow from the opening in the top of the jukebox, the energy of creation, not stymied in the least by the excess of oblivion energies in the general vicinity. Bolts of golden energy burst from the opening, arcing towards the Bleak, and slamming into it with the arcane force of a thousand aura nodes. Suddenly, the golden bolts of energy begin to fade in color from pure yellow to a deep gray. The bolts begin to pummel the Bleak in increased intensity, impaling it directly though the middle, hopefully shattering a few ribs, and thusly damaging the Bleak's ribcage. The golden energy flowing from the opening in the top of the Beat-Skipper slowly shifts to a dark red. Despite this change for the worse, a burst of creation tears into the Bleak upon this transformation, rending it to its very core. The surface of the Bleak's pallid, clammy flesh is coated in a spiderweb of golden cracks, all of which lightly emit creation, attempting to neutralize the core of oblivion within this harbinger of the apocalypse, or collective hivemind of harbingers, rather. The yellow magics slowly form pure spikes, before further shattering the Bleak's ribcage. I peer into the opening of the Beat-Skipper, and sight the pure creation still flowing forth from the block. An idea pops into existence in my mind, the design of a clever amulet. Hah. Then again, I'd rather not have to suffer the side effects. Perhaps the power is worth it. Suddenly, golden energy pours from the Beat-Skipper, overcoming the oblivion by far, and annihilating the Bleak's defenses as thoroughly as is possible. I sight the vision of the object floating through the gold, before disappearing. The golden creation begins to annihilate the building itself. I struggle towards the Beat-Skipper once more, plunging my hands within, forcibly pulling out the shards of 11. The golden light ceases abruptly, and I take both the jukebox and the disc, putting them away.
My Action: I try to Logic to say that it is impossible for a Rib Cage to protect Wings because Wings are outside the Rib Cage. This causes the Rib Cage to take damage because logic.
Fleetmind Action: The godmodder is suddenly anhillated by a test-firing of Petey's version of the Weath Ray (remember, it is impossible to block, dodge, or tank, and it ignored plot armor). Unfortunately, the Ray launcher explodes after firing.
SCP-2317 Action: I kill Chuck Norris because that way the ACN Turret will self-destruct because it has nothing to fight.
I explained that last turn.
The Weath Ray misfires and creates a massive explosion that takes out the room it's in! If it's somehow at the Top of the Tower or is near anywhere important, the misfire manages to not destroy anything in the room but the Weath Ray itself.
If killing Chuck Norris was that simple, it would have been done already.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $256
Battlefield: I use the thoughtporter and think of the Twinmobile.
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
You arrive in the Twinmobile. Ugh. More meta shenanigans, that's just what we all need right now! Look, you don't belong here right now, even though this is technically the ship that one of your characters gave to me. Get outta here! I snap my fingers and you're gone. There. Back to work.
My Action: Battle Technique: Terajump. I use it to combo off the Bleak's face into a nail.
Fleetmind Action: A massive bombardment is conducted to trash the Bleak's rib cage.
SCP-2317 Action: I cast the Curse of No Railroading, which removes ALL instances of railroading, prevents new ones from appearing, and is itself immune to being railroaded away.
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
7,000 damage to a Nail!
4,000 damage to the Ribcage!
If being able to completely steer the plot, or rather, making it so the plot can't even be steered at all, was that simple, it would have been done already.
I eye Line of Sight briefly, before suddenly equipping the Eldritch Flames. Let's see if this infernal flame has finally dampened itself, from its... previous state during the Ascent. This should work well enough. I fully remove the top of the jar, allowing the flames to seep out into reality. I immediately upturn the jar, allowing the flames to race to the ground. The black flames are quite clearly flashing pure white at regular intervals. Every flash is accompanied by a subsequent burst. By which I mean that the fabric of spacetime buckles around the flame. Hah. I allow my wards to deal with the possibility of the flames racing up my form, and swiftly consuming me. It would not do to die in such a manner, yet, at least. The flames instantaneously begin to spread, spreading every which way they can travel, forming a perfect circle around me with a diameter of approximately nine meters, evidently showing the extent of my wards' influence. As this occurs, the Eldritch Flames begin to head towards the Bleak, disregarding any attempts to extinguish them with zeal. It is almost as if the flames were alive. Hah. But this is not the case, according to what can be seen. Then again, observations are nothing to actual knowledge. I scoop up some portion of the flames within the jar I initially utilized to contain them, placing it in my inventory. There is no need to hold this thing. Now is a time to watch. The Eldritch Flames crawl up the bottom of the Bleak. Many strange eons seem to pass as the Bleak simultaneously ages and is torn apart spatially. The bodily fragments of the Bleak begin to twitch and shift individually, their aging only accelerated by the buckling of spacetime in the general area. Bursts of rugose and strange esoteric sorceries seem to swirl through the air, weakening the structure of the Bleak in moments. Upon seeing this occur, I begin to channel Eldritch magics through the flame directly. The white flashing increases exponentially, flickering with spasms of white light multiple times in every nanosecond itself, too fast to perceive. Within moments, the flashing grows more intense, seemingly boring into the Bleak. I slash my hand through the air, and temporal rust seems to fill the Bleak's wounds, before there is a burst of green light, obscuring the vision of all on this floor of the tower for several seconds. When the light clears, it appears as if the Bleak has just had its entire lower body spatially displaced to an area some five hundred thousand meters from the tower, into a pool of magma deep beneath the ground.
39/50 and 50/50 DONE AND SPENT +1 to Generic and Pricy.
I use a whip of Teflon that I conveniently have just for situations like this and whip it at the barbed wire, wrapping it around tightly. (Teflon has higher electrical resistance than air, so this is safe) I yank out the network of wires into a tangled mess on the floor. Then I throw a rod of graphite like a spear (highly conductive) and pierce the wires. The rod goes through the wires and into the earth, grounding the current.
50/50 charge spent on the following summon.
From the roof of the large cavern, a strange substance starts to fall down. It rains down like black snow, drifting ever so lightly. It seems to be... feathers? But they crumble away to nothing as soon as they land. I catch one in my hands. Its ash, volcanic ash. Nice that you could have showed up. Another bird flies down from the ceiling high above. It's the phoenix of ash. He's returned, Asharon. He lands lightly next to Alexiron. They both look similar, but one a creature of water and one a creature of ash. They're also of kindred spirits, and Alexiron seemed to have been waiting for him. Then, they both take off, flying in opposite directions, but both in perfect coordination. Alexiron has changed...
Commands:
- Alexiron: Hydro Talons on HellSpawn. MANA: 3/8
- Asharon: Ash Slam on Metal Head
Terrain: 20% Ash, 20% Water.
HP: 24/25 240,000/250,000
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 22,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 7,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 25,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
Alex and Ash... I kinda made these guys as glass cannons, to fit with their origins. Sure, they have average health and above average damage, but if one falls, the other will give up. And how the terrain system works: Pretty simple. Either Alex or Ash can cover the land in water or ash. If there is no free land left, it starts covering the other type (water covers ash, ash covers water) And people can interfere with this if they really want to.
Awkward potion OOO Fayther's Violent Memory = Potion of Violence DONE
Awkward potion OOO Fayther's Sad Memory = Potion of Sadness DONE
Awkward potion OOO Fayther's Happy Memory = Potion of Happiness DONE
Hey, Generic? Could you take all these and brew them with glowstone sometime within the next 3 turns or so? That should cost 6, right?
These will be helpful... very very helpful...
N- no... I'm fine... I'm fine. I'm certainly not going to pass up any help though.
He pops the cork off then throws his head back, drinking it all.
Laiko drinks a Potion of Zeus, then uses Zenko Strike on the Ribcage, dealing 26,000 damage not counting the potion. He would use Yako strike again, but that would drive his stress too high.
I attempt to heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks, hopefully to full, seeing as I only require two more points of health to reach the maximum.
I peer around the Bleak, appearing to make several calculations as I inspect the ground around the formidable beast. I grab a pouch of Deathwood Ash from one of my many storage-based vessels. I pull the strings of the pouch, gradually pouring Deathwood Ash around the Bleak in a shape mildly resembling a circle. I say 'mildly resembling' because the thing is sustaining a combination of a demonic runes, stained with some sort of glistening oil, a circle, and several extensions, carefully created, yet seemingly designed to be imperfect, for some reason. Within moments, I step back, coldly inspecting my creation. This will suffice. As such, I begin to chant.
Immediately upon finishing this single phrase, a demonic being is called from the shadowy plane of a realm which I shall neither mention nor elaborate upon. It glares at the Bleak, before growling slightly. The Bleak vanishes, along with the incomprehensible being. The creature instantaneously sent the Bleak to the Seventh Sphere of a realm of which I shall neither name master or purpose. There, the Bleak endures eternal torment, slowly being torn to shreds by some... force, and immediately being repaired, wherein the Bleak suffers the punishment again. The demonic creatures within this... Seventh Sphere slowly laugh at the suffering defier, joining in on the torture occasionally, removing both limb and flesh without a second thought. This is the fate of those who defy this plane's Dark God, and a fate eternal it is. The Bleak endures this torment for nine hundred thousand years, slowly being shattered and annihilated, and repaired again for a seeming eternity. Several seconds after the Bleak disappears, I extend my will, attempting to pull the Bleak from its prison, destroying the ritual circle as I do so. After several minutes of intense struggling, the Bleak appears, glistening oil upon its form, covered in hundreds of thousands of wounds, missing many a patch of flesh. I levitate into the air, avoiding the flood of glistening oil. This is the fate of those who defy that Realm's Dark God, I suppose. There is no torment of such I caliber even I would wish upon anything anywhere near this. From what I can see, the Bleak endured well near six hundred thousand loä of torment. I continue to float above the ground, avoiding the glistening oil.
My Action: I summon dragon to eat Nail using bad grammar.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind realizes that Pa'anuri are attacking while they are busy with the godmodder, and abandon the fight to deal with the attack.
SCP-2317 Action: "Time to end this." I go back in time to when mimes started existing and kill them all, repeating this in many eras to the point where mimes never existed in the first place. With mimes not existing, The Bleak could not be formed.
3,000 damage to a Nail!
Every mime you try to kill prevents you from moving, regards you coldly, rips their jaws off, extends claws from their hands, and devours portions of your body, tearing you apart limb from limb, and infiltrating your mind with thoughts not meant to be spread, deep and dark feelings of eldritch insanity. And even though you're advertised as a devourer of worlds, who knows? The mimes may just be as well...
Turn 3/3
(Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 6/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 6/11.
Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 5/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 25/25 COMPLETE! (+2 from Erelye) EXECUTING...
A book flies out of my inventory, flashing into the form of a card. A whole deck of similar cards fly out and assemble themselves into a circle, floating around that one card. These cards are no ordinary cards, though: each allows the owner to summon an artifact. They're a very interesting mechanic from a universe, or set of canons, known collectively as Negima!. Pactio cards, formed by making a contract with a mage. Of couse, I can always just swipe them, or a copy of them, and 'jailbreak' them. Each outer card merges with the inner card, and I grab the inner card, calling 'Adeat!' The card forms into the original book, which appears to be not unlike a passport. Admittedly, even this was swiped from the original canon, but it's useful. I open the book. One side appears to contain all the cards that merged with the card, while the other side is a slot for holding one card. I pick out a card, slide that card into the space, and call 'Adeat!' again. The book transforms into a large sword, which I swing around a few times, launching balls of magic and accurately slicing through them, before calling 'Abeat!' The sword transforms back into a book, and I pick another card, activating the book again. This time, I garner a large iron staff, swinging it around and changing its size before deactivating the staff, and then the book, storing the card away in my inventory. This artifact allows me, simply put, to use any of the pactio items from the universe of Mahou Sensei Negima or its spinoffs.
I call up a massive coldthrower and subject Hellbreath to the opposite of fire, followed by transmuting it into a bug sprayer, loading it up with Liquid Death, and spraying up the Flesh-Eating Termite swarm. I then stand next to Root C, reasoning that the termite swarm will have been greatly depleted by my attacks on it this turn. If it isn't, I'll take my lumps.
I sense a great disturbance in the force, and momentarily teleport up to the top of the tower, summoning a massive gush of Purus essentia to eradicate the glistening oil. "Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. We are not having Phyrexia get a foothold here. NOOOOPE."
For good measure, I drip some oil from my own Rod of Phyrexia into the pools of glistening oil, ordering it to control the oil and burn it out.
Hellbreath? You move near Root C!
You can't interact with Team Excelsior! The Godmodder appears to recognize the glistening oil's power though, and WorldEdits it away uneasily.
I withdraw the CJK bows (Arcus Orientum, Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness, Great Leader's Bow) and begin to fire the entire text of the Hanyu Da Zidian, Dai Kan-Wa Jiten and the Dankook University Han-Han Dae Sajeon at the Bleak's ribcage. The pure power of dictionaries leads me to withdraw Syntaxidermy and feed in "The Budder Chronicals", my SkyDoesMinecraft trollfic that I wrote in a written book that is on par with Subpar Smush Broas in its spelling and alignment system and Thirty H's in the sense that it makes and general plot. I fire on the Bleak's ribcage.
Generic, it's a Level 10 Alchemy. If it's NOT useful I'll be genuinely surprised. It's probably referencing the door in Scratch's basement, but either way it's got Red Sun Powers, making it automatically useful. Make it, please.
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (8/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.) (+2 from Ire, +3 from Erelye...)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 6/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 4/5)
I suddenly realize something I CAN make. (Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Erelye explained the Warded Mirror: Inverts (and can be used to defend against) certain things. Being that I'm throwing the Piono Voodoo Doll, it's Piono Protection. Yes, I'm making an Alchemy specifically to defend against Piono. Overly specific? Yep! But all things considered it's definitely worth my while. Not entirely sure what this will actually do or even if it's craftable, but screw plausibility I want the next fight against him to be quick(er). As for the Amulet, that's strictly so its portable, and the Reinforcing Reality Majjyks offer nothing except to make the thing harder to break. Is this only useful for roleplay purposes? Yes, but it is so worth it.
I quickly get my list of planets that I can, in fact, drop on other people without consequences. It's a remarkably long piece of paper with a remarkably low amount of inked words, because there are no words whatsoever. Instead, I roll the thing up into a nice little tube shape, and begin whapping the crud out of Bleak's nails with it. As the list is utterly huge, the weight of the piece of paper is deceptive. It is actually very, very heavy.
And this discounts the seriously hidden OREO BOMBS implanted in the space between molecules in this paper.
9 seconds after the 9th impact, the Oreo bombs begin to glow, and I scoot out of the way as the whole paper explodes with the power of CHOCOLATE COOKIES and VANILLA FROSTING, dealing huge damage to the Bleak's nails and covering Chocolate Cookies and Vanilla frosting everywhere. The Vanilla Frosting and Chocolate cookies then morph into OREUS, CHAMPION OF OREO COOKIES, and forms his proud OREX, his powerful battleaxe. Without further ado, he starts hacking into the Bleak's nails.
Sadly, his time is short, and eventually he starts glowing, his body turning into a pile of payload carts. He bids everyone good day before exploding violently, annihilating the Bleak's Nails even further.
((Also, twin, I'd just like to say thanks for everything you've done. I and quite a few of my IRL friends (I rant about DTG a lot) are looking forward to Trifecta. Fortunately for you if you decide to do it, you don't have to do constant updates on a webcomic. I mean, look at Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, or Order of the Stick. Two of the most popular webcomics out there, and they do a single strip a week. I'd like more often than that, but I'm greedy that way. Basically, once you've finished DTG2, Trifecta or no, take it easy. And if you do Trifecta, remember to pace yourself, since we're just hoping for the occasional update. You've already more than outdone yourself with daily updates in the forum game.))
Eric just watches as Kalare completely ignores him.
Fine. I guess you did get my message.
Eric rushes back over to join Hank.
Got any bigger guns?
And do I ever.
Hank pulls out both copies of Penultimatum.
Beerme
Eric enhances the two weapons of destruction and creates a small field of power around himself and Hank, all ranged ammo-based weapons within its range won't expend bullets until the runic ward runs out. Just one of the random ones Eric happened to still have.
What was that?
Bottomless clips.
Hank grins.
I like the sound of that.
I think the others will too.
Battle tech-team!!! Everyone jump into the gun circle, you don't have to stay in it, but until the end of next round, every attack applied to it will increase the total power, which will be unleashed in NEXT round's EotB. The attack power (not just post number) is applicable here, and attack power will build up with each other. My posts until the end of next round will not have any other effect than to sustain this combo. If no one else applies attack power in this, all posts made supporting it will be weakened.
Basically, free infinite ammo aura, jump in and add the wave of bullets.
And yes, its aimed at Bleak's ribcage.
For flavor text twin, when it gets unleashed could you give it a description based around:
Battle tech-team: Play 'Em Off Lvl 1337: My Little Friends
(Pretty please?)
Thank you for the praise. ^-^
The Gun Circle materializes! Every attack that is made to add on to it will increase its power, which will be released at the end of next turn! I'll give it a description, sure.
I quickly toss the Bleak into the Hunger Games Simulator, and it gets nerfed by the Narrative.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 8/40
Quiver Conundrum 35/50
Ultimate Skulltop 13/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 5/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 9/11)
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 1/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-11, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
5,000 damage to the Nail!
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors (Level 10: 1/11)
The lit cactus turns the Electrical Barb-Wire into Flaming Electrical Barb-Wire and strengthens it!
Split deals 20,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril and Doctor Octagonapus!
Wilson deals 40,000 damage to the Ribcage! Doctor Octagonapus deals 6,000 damage to a Nail!
The Bleak's Wings heal the Ribcage for +75,000 HP and fully heal the remaining Nail! The Bleak's hands have been rendered bloody messes, only one sole Nail on the left pointer finger remaining... Said finger begins to point at the Anti-Godmodders, as the Bleak's special attack activates, A Funny! Wilson, Septavius, and Doctor Octagonapus are all suspended in the air, and then the Bleak tilts his head, his tongue lolling due to gravity! All three entities are forced to gaze into the Bleak's soulless eyes, and find themselves transported to a black void. A spotlight appears, and a monochromatic humanoid figure appears in the middle of it. He coldly regards the entities and utters one sentence.
I'm funny, he says. You all look at each other oddly, wondering what's going on here. The man speaks again. A funny mime, is what he says next. The man teleports closer, and the spotlight follows him. You see that he has no face, and a crude smile is seemingly drawn onto his head. The mouth of said smile twitches. A funny song, is what is said next. The void changes to a study room, and a radio appears. The sounds of death metal emanate from the radio, sounds that drive into the entities' ears like spikes. The lyrics of the song slowly fade away into whispers, and the entities grow still. The man speaks. A funny voice.
The whispers intensify, encompassing the hearing of the affected entities. Black spots appear in their vision, they hunch over in pain. But then, it's over, and the entities appear to be standing on a wooden platform with something around their necks. After they look around in alarm and realize they're in nooses and are about to be hanged, the platform retracts and the three are left to their deaths. The man speaks, A funny lynching. And then, as the three are in the throes of death and see visions of insanity claw at their eyes, the man says A funny feeling.
But death doesn't come, and the entities end up on top of a hill. The man stands besides them, and speaks three words: A funny war. And then all of you hear the sounds of projectiles being thrown around, and explosives being fired, and monsters being fought off, and bombs being dropped. The sound of an eternal war; the sound of GodCraft. The entities see in full the devastation brought upon by this battle, against a chosen few and the Godmodder. Millions of computers all in lockdown, all keyed to one server, lives torn apart due to the scheme of one man. Some see it as a nuisance, others as a breach of global security. And then the Earth went to war, wondering what to do about it. And now the Earth is at peace, because some people went into a laboratory and messed with things they shouldn't have, and now a gleaming and flawless supercomputer has control over an entire universe, and is eying another. And then the boundaries between GodCraft and the rest of reality broke, and entire organizations were brought to the attention of the war, organizations that would be shut down by the war's participants, organizations who brought about systematic genocide, and cults of those with face paint, and those who looked different, and were worshiped for it.
And then reality itself started getting torn apart by this war, a universe so in tune with reality that it ran on its Source Code, that was dictated by the fundamental artifact of existence itself, that could be deleted thanks to simple and pure instability. Paradoxes were strewn about, time loops yet to be fulfilled, the destruction of a hallowed temple, the shatter of a Fourth Wall, the shatter of a master, the almost-annihilation of the most holy grounds in the universe, and the desecration of its treasures. The creation of an irreverent and unfathomable enemy, the unite and synchronization of a king who had everything, a queen who had nothing, and a demon who had both. The takeover of the universe of Earth, the invasion of GodCraft, the arrival of an eldritch glitch that turned all who fought it irrelevant, the infestation of a universal plague, the quest of one doctor to follow the one who gave him new life and take over all of existence and nearly succeeded, and succeeded in bringing about the arrival of his employer. And now, the fight comes to a head, here at the top of a tower driven into the ground like a nail, on top of the ruins of the world's tree, in the center of hell. And the entities look and see the Tower is falling on top of them, and they get crushed.
But then the man speaks again, and talks about A funny wall. The entities are next to the Fourth Wall of the Void, and promptly start dying due to being ill-equipped to exist in the Void. But the Fourth Wall's visions, however cracked, are prophetic nonetheless and display images of three universes and triangular links that bind them together, allowing them to coexist, shape one another, and breed one of the most potent wars in existence. And amidst tendrils of light, the bonds are broken, and the universes drift apart. And then he speaks of A funny man, and the entities are on the Twinmobile, speeding through the Void. They look up and see a chair, and sitting in that chair is... me. But not me. A hollow and twisted mockery of me, one designed only for this attack and only as a bringer of madness and despair. One whose face instills nightmares in the hearts of all.
I am facing away from them, but I slowly begin to turn around, and my face is revealed, matching the crude smile of the man down to the letter. Beady eyes far too apart from one another, a nose too low, too small, and much too pointy, and a smile that would surely be pain-inducing on any man, a smile that stretches past the normal limits of human expression: :^). And it horrifies and reviles the entities so much that they reel back in pain, tumbling into the void from where they began their journey through incalculable depths. And the man speaks yet again, and says A funny mouth. And his crude smile is wiped away, and two holes appear straight through his face where his eyes should be, and his face becomes weathered by age in seconds, wrinkles and folds and discoloration appearing, sunken eye cavities, no nose, and a thin slit for a mouth: O)_(O. And, the man's transformation complete, he speaks one last time, and the folds of his mouth turn upwards as he does so, and then he disappears into dust.
You're funny.
The entities appear back on the Tower and, stricken by utter madness, murder each other. Wilson and Septavius take 35,000 damage, and Doctor Octagonapus dies. The Bleak stays completely still, not having moved an inch except to point its finger upwards and tilt his head! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to Flandre and 20,000 damage to Mokou! He then deals 25,000 damage to every other entity!
The Roots' Awakening raises by 5% each! gutza1 takes 8 damage, TT2000 takes 4 damage, and crystalcat takes 3 damage! Sawbuck deals 15,000 damage to Hellspawn! The Bearger deals 4,000 damage to Hellspawn and pounces him on top of the Network of Bombs! Hellspawn quickly uses dark magic to disable the bombs so they don't go off, rendering Earthquake ineffective if it is to be used! Garen deals 15,000 damage to Hellspawn! Wilson's Symbiote uses Carapace Shield! Bearger's Symbiote deals 3,500 damage to Hellspawn and Mariachi Joe! Alexiron deals 15,000 damage to Hellspawn! (I decided to nerf this.) Ashiron deals 3,000 damage to Metalhead and makes him become prone, lowering his attack power this turn! Abathur summons three Locusts! A single Thorndroid is killed by the Flesh-Eating Termites! The Legion of Pyronus deals 40,000 damage to Garen and 30,000 damage to the Bearger!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Disable the traps around Yggdrasil's Roots!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
Team Excelsior TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 28,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 88,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 75,600/300,000. Emotion: Admiration. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 55%. State: -55. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 39,000/230,000.
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 90,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x9) Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 480,000/500,000 HP. (x1.) 500,000/500,000 HP. (x1.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 458,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nail: 37,000/50,000 HP. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 164,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Hellspawn: 35,500/125,000 HP. High attack. Skullface: 132,000/140,000 HP. Intimidates others. Collarbone: 70,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 112,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
The Forge
The Spoils:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII(PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
((It has to be after Act 4 unless Godcraft goes down before the end of Act 4, because the stuff I need to do to wrap things up involves the IUPC, and can't be done in Godcraft. I am going to cut the discussion with possible joiners and just summarize it with a noodle incident: "Eric started talking, and then stuff started blowing up in one of the holds and by the time everything had quieted down, everyone not staying with the TARDIS was leaving or had already left." so that we can do a short bit of Eric introducing everyone to the place he has in mind for the IUPC's new HQ))
Hank and Eric rev up their penultimatums, prepping the guns for the hailstorm of metal that will soon be befalling the ribcage of Bleak.
I grab a rib off the Bleak's ribcage and break it into several square pieces. I arrange them in the shape of a rapidly decaying pattern and tap the arrangement with Ergo Sum. The Bleak's rib disappears.
I take out Lil' Cal and Curse the Ribcage, since we need to get on with it. ERELYE I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST CLAIM YOUR RAVE... Whatever. I recall an age-old adage, and take out the Captchocterationslamvil. "When all you have is a hammer........................." The Bleak gets annoyed by my stalling, and attempts to mime a nail. I than keep holding off, driving the Bleak to madness. In its madness, it attempts to tear off its sole fingernail, only to fail. I then finish my series of ever-shortening ellipses, and put on Twin's shades. "Everything looks like a nail." I then smash the Captchocterationslamvil and smash it into the Nail, then pull out my copy of Nailtimatum and fire increasingly deadly series of nails into the Nail, hammering them all in the Nail with the Captchocterationslamvil.
I pull out the Abominatimatum, firing a bunch of d8s into the Ribcage nonchalantly, joining the gun circle.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 9/40
Quiver Conundrum 36/50
Ultimate Skulltop 14/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 6/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 10/11)
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 2/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-11, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $258
Battlefield: I cast a healing spell on WIlson with the wand of inconvenience
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
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The combination of my crappy computer, this crappy editor, and Slingshot's laggy gifs is rendering it difficult for my to act here, along with the depletion of my creative juices.
That said, I simply point at the Legion. A very long way away, by the standards of surface travel, the Anachron, sitting in the atmosphere impossibly stationary, notes my request, considers possible options, then opens fire.
A heavy particle beam, pulsing a million times a a second, fires briefly, burning a hole ten meters across at an acute angle through dirt and rock to the inside of the chamber we're currently in before stopping a pulse short of blasting through to us, the last few millimeters of superheated stone slowly melting away to clear the hole.
Then, perhaps a second later, a series of missile racks extend from the hull and fire, sending a swarm of long-range antipersonnel smart-shrapnel missiles searing their way through the atmosphere to the tower, down the hole the beam dug, and to the Legion.
Missiles fly through the tunnel in swarms, attacking the five Pyros from every direction, some airblasted, some avoided, some burned from the air, some simply broken, and all detonating in a hail of ice and hypersonic metal, every fragment seeking out a Pyro to hit while avoiding my allies carefully.
Then I shoot each of them in the head twice with the Recoil Scoper, just for schnits-n-pliggles.
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THE MOON IS RISING 38/50
???: I wrap myself in a healing light to restore some health
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Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (9/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.)
Unite Synchronise (1/50) (OK this one's weird and pretty complicated. I'm just changing everything about this if Laiko/Wilson/Talist declines, because it is seriously abnormal even by the standards of this game, despite the simple concept.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 0/9
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 7/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 5/5) Just in time.
I suddenly realize something I CAN make. (Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 2/11).
I find it infinite foreshadowing that Piono is always called the Destroyer by the omniscient Scratch, yet he keeps calling himself a Conquerer. Implying that he's really not going to be doing nearly as much conquering as he thinks he is. It's almost like he's still denying his role in things. Huehuehuehue...In all seriousness though I really do not want to face him again without this thing around my neck.
I ask the Magic English Eye that, should Richard not be a problem, if there were any methods of ascension outside of killing an Alpha Plus Godmodder, and if they are, what they actually are.
As for Wilson...Hoo boy. Being the head of the Light Mime Corps of the Illuminati, these sealed chumps are hardly unfamiliar at all. Rehashes of the same thing. Funnymouth Mimes, feh. I've seen far worse. Laiko probably hasn't, though...Laiko DEFINITLEY hasn't. I'd take him Aboard the Moorblade and heal him, but I can't let him leave the battle and I don't want to know what happens if he goes into my Inventory, so...I instead pull out the Amplifier I have just created, bendling low to the probably freaked-out Laiko.
"Mate, those guys? They're not even special, they're not even remotely special. A drop in a pond of pointlessness. I could prove it to you...But first."
I flip the Amplifier into the air, as well as the Golden Globe, the duo of Life Alchemies flipping in midair for a temporary lock. It's not a merge like, say, Mythos, but it improves the power considerably, if temporarily.
"Now see, those guys? They really ARE funny, in its own weird way, but it's not obvious at all. See, they don't have a hope, at all. They have this misguided confidence that they're relevant. Every last one of them, they all THINK that, and they'll deny anything to the contrary! But they're parodies! Parodies of something I will admit is utterly terrifying in its own right, but these guys are just hilariously stupid parodies! Proof the Narrative has an odd sense of humor! nothing more!"
The ideograil of life shines behind my back, green and bright, reaching up to the Amplifier/Golden Globe combo. Around me, plants inexplicably grow, resisting the lifeless nature of the area, resisting the Bleak. Indeed, even growing around the Bleak. If it weren't obvious, this has gotten my blood boiling in a unique way.
"I mean, THINK about it! What did they honestly just show you? They made IDLE THREATS and try to freak you out-true, they have some serious sensory abuse, but they couldn't even scratch you at all with that! They have no real power except in their number and their dirty tricks! They freaked out others into doing everything they wanted for them, because they can't do it themselves! They make them BELIEVE they're stronger, but they are every bit as frail as they should suggest! The truth of the matter is they're weaker than anything alive! FEAR, that's the only power they have, and it's so easy to depower them! And the really funny bit is, what they're parodying? Aside from the fact that the thing itself probably doesn't exist, the thing is supposed to be the actual end of reality! They're pretending to, in effect, be the Red Dragon!Lrd English! B1NARY!THE GODMODDER!!! They're literally pale imitations, horribly incapable of living up to the ACTUAL powers! The Red Dragon devours REALITY! Lord English can KILL GHOSTS! Binary's in control of a whole UNIVERSE! And I don't need to explain the GODMODDER, DO I? And yet, what are they, in the end? Nothing! Nothing but a waste of air! They suck up to Richard now because they KNOW he's going to blow stuff up big, so they come sniveling up like a pack of lost puppies, asking 'Can WE be important too, mister Richard?' Like, hahah! It's utterly hilarious when you realize that it's all a huffed up lie-they're pretending to be SCARY! It's like a cheesy B-Horror Movie when you think about it that way!"
The ground is growing more than just grass now; flowers bloom, shrubs poke out of the ground, the beginnings of trees form, even weeds start to rise up. The Life ideograil, though not blinding, is growing huge, while the Golden Globe and Amplifier suddenly really start charging up for a big one. The Bleak backs up from all this lifey stuff.
"They claim to be the harbringers of the apocalypse, but they're just pesky little jokes yelling depression and hate at you, claiming superiority where they have no right! They contribute nothing except stupid, scary thoughts! And stupid scary thoughts are nothing except thoughts, and they're lies anyways! They are NOTHING new in this war! They're just grunts with a theme! They don't have a mind, they don't have a hope, they follow higher powers, but they are NOTHING to fear! They ARE NOTHING! Now sweep them aside like the dust they are! They're JOKES! Laugh, like you're supposed to!"
I have interpreted my class thus, after much thought: I am not passive, that is a lie. I allow life to be destroyed through inaction-this means I preserve it through action. I destroy through life-this means I destroy the life of my enemies while preserving that of my allies, which means I act in their favor, never my foes. I heal and empower my allies, and leave my enemies to decay.
The Ideograil is now inescapable, covering the whole of the room. Vines cover every inch of it. The Bleak just looks horribly out of place now. The Amplifier/Golden Globe combo is flashing madly-when suddenly, the Ideograil shrinks into the sigil on a green orb, small, like the one I used to heal Bill Cipher. I turn to the mimes, a decisively insane look in my face.
"After all, you twats, YOU'RE FUNNY!!!"
The orb floats into the Amplifier/Golden Globe and both Alchemies glow intensely, a light bright as the whole room, yet soothing for everything except the Bleak. But rather than damage it at all, it instead acts like a Healing Gun/Healing Sword combo should, and fires a massive ray of life right onto Laiko, not just healing him, but empowering him, giving him new life and patching up the wounds that the Bleak dared to inflict upon Laiko. Nobody's hurting the fox. The fox is awesome.
I get in front of the fox, trying my best to shield him from harm-I've got to go in the EoTB for Wilson to be harmed. As should become blatantly evident, no-one is killing Laiko, not yet...I sorely regret not going into the dreamscape quest now, but I was still figuring out what I wanted to be then to be fair.
"Now, Laiko! This is probably stupid for a variety of reasons, but...Have you heard of a Fusion Dance?" I say, looking ever-so-slightly deranged now, but still happy and confident.
The sheer implication I'm going to do a fusion dance with a fox is probably not a usual one to say the least. And yes, that's what the Unite Synchronize charge is for. ((If the answer is no just shoot me down quickly.))
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Erelye
=ACTION=
I forcibly copy Skullface's skull using some random tech I found, then proceed to build a huge representation of his skull! I then modify the skull; adding weapons and other things. Suddenly, the skull springs to life, and flies across the room towards Skullface!
It swallows Skullface up, chews him up, and spits him out, along with a few bombs! They explode, lauching Skullface back inside its mouth, where Skullface is kept warm!
By Flamethrowers. Tons of them.
Skullface is then roasted alive, inside a giant version of his skull.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn x3 Locusts. Again. (Locust.x3: Attack Collarbone!)
>Garen: Use DEMACIAN JUSTICE on Hellspawn!
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Ribcage!
>Symbiote(Bearger) Use Stab on Collarbone!
>Sawbuck: Attack Collarbone!
((holy cow, people HAVE been paying attention to my arc. You are definitely on to something there tazz.))
Join the gun circle guys, we need to blow out that ribcage! It doesn't have to be just a gun. As long as it uses ammo, the attack still works. Its like a free-for-all combo attack.
Eric looks back as he, Hank and generic begin firing, and the bullets begin to hover in mid-air...
Thank you tazz.
Uh, Eric?
Huh. I don't think that's supposed to happen.
What's happening?
Something very interesting.
It seems that we have a rare opportunity to fire all of our rounds at exactly the same time.
Libratum Cogitatione 21/30 (Tazz'd; +1 from Gutza; Amp'd)
Truth's Hats 49/50 (Tazz'd; Crystalized; +1 from Gutza)
Eldarium Curse 12/50
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
I draw a bottle of Ashen Water, muttering to myself about endermen and more viable raves. But, no matter. There is only the ancient thought and the elder research now. Within moments, I telekinetically carve hundreds of minuscule runes into the glass surface of the bottle, carefully refraining from coming into contact with the Ashen Water. I do not particularly desire to have to deal with maleficis uredine at the current moment. At the very least, the cost is definitely not worth the damage dealt to the enemy. In my opinion, at least. Anyhow, I infuse the runes with the pure essence of occult forces beyond both our comprehension and our current knowledge. Carefully handling the bottle, I toss it in the direction of the Bleak, hearing a crack as infused glass shatters against pallid flesh. The ashy water seeps into the Bleak, infused with the energy provided by the vast number of runic inscriptions upon the initial vessel. Immediately, the arcane blight begins to tear at the Bleak, slowly withering its very existence and energy. The Bleak sort of begins to wither, from the spot the Ashen Water first came into contact with onwards. Elder magics tear at the Bleak, rendering its attack power lesser than it was beforehand, leeching its life-force (or the lack thereof), and overall serving to detriment the Bleak God of the apocalyptic goal, however realistic that goal is. Slowly, the skin of the Bleak becomes more and more clammy and flake-ridden, as if it were becoming part of the ash itself. I permit the Ashen Water to do its work, staring. Ah, maleficis uredine. Truly a wonder of destructive blights.
I glance at Eric. In all seriousness, I legitimately didn't notice you until your second post. Sorry for that.
I'd prefer it if you didn't call me Kalare. I generally save that name for close friends. Or rather, people who have known me for longer than the duration of this war. Incidentally, what message?
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Act 2! +2 to Erelye!
Generic, it's a Level 10 Alchemy. If it's NOT useful I'll be genuinely surprised. It's probably referencing the door in Scratch's basement, but either way it's got Red Sun Powers, making it automatically useful. Make it, please.
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (8/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.) (+2 from Ire, +3 from Erelye...)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 6/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 4/5)
I suddenly realize something I CAN make. (Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Erelye explained the Warded Mirror: Inverts (and can be used to defend against) certain things. Being that I'm throwing the Piono Voodoo Doll, it's Piono Protection. Yes, I'm making an Alchemy specifically to defend against Piono. Overly specific? Yep! But all things considered it's definitely worth my while. Not entirely sure what this will actually do or even if it's craftable, but screw plausibility I want the next fight against him to be quick(er). As for the Amulet, that's strictly so its portable, and the Reinforcing Reality Majjyks offer nothing except to make the thing harder to break. Is this only useful for roleplay purposes? Yes, but it is so worth it.
I quickly get my list of planets that I can, in fact, drop on other people without consequences. It's a remarkably long piece of paper with a remarkably low amount of inked words, because there are no words whatsoever. Instead, I roll the thing up into a nice little tube shape, and begin whapping the crud out of Bleak's nails with it. As the list is utterly huge, the weight of the piece of paper is deceptive. It is actually very, very heavy.
And this discounts the seriously hidden OREO BOMBS implanted in the space between molecules in this paper.
9 seconds after the 9th impact, the Oreo bombs begin to glow, and I scoot out of the way as the whole paper explodes with the power of CHOCOLATE COOKIES and VANILLA FROSTING, dealing huge damage to the Bleak's nails and covering Chocolate Cookies and Vanilla frosting everywhere. The Vanilla Frosting and Chocolate cookies then morph into OREUS, CHAMPION OF OREO COOKIES, and forms his proud OREX, his powerful battleaxe. Without further ado, he starts hacking into the Bleak's nails.
Sadly, his time is short, and eventually he starts glowing, his body turning into a pile of payload carts. He bids everyone good day before exploding violently, annihilating the Bleak's Nails even further.
Post II
THE MOON IS RISING 16/50
Critical Strike 16/20
AIR STRIKE 2/10
+2 to The_Serpent
???: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG... the cable is gone isn't it we don't need to attack anything then lets just put the charges into mine
ME: I'm not even going to try to stop you but it will have consequences
THE MOON IS RISING 34/50
Until the moon 'rises', We can only have that one charge, although it goes twice as fast
(This is mostly to get the charge finished before the last part; plot reasons)
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I throw all the DELETED COMMENTS on DTG at the RIBCAGE.
I throw the new Bonnie at a Nail.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
((Also, twin, I'd just like to say thanks for everything you've done. I and quite a few of my IRL friends (I rant about DTG a lot) are looking forward to Trifecta. Fortunately for you if you decide to do it, you don't have to do constant updates on a webcomic. I mean, look at Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, or Order of the Stick. Two of the most popular webcomics out there, and they do a single strip a week. I'd like more often than that, but I'm greedy that way. Basically, once you've finished DTG2, Trifecta or no, take it easy. And if you do Trifecta, remember to pace yourself, since we're just hoping for the occasional update. You've already more than outdone yourself with daily updates in the forum game.))
Eric just watches as Kalare completely ignores him.
Fine. I guess you did get my message.
Eric rushes back over to join Hank.
Got any bigger guns?
And do I ever.
Hank pulls out both copies of Penultimatum.
Beerme
Eric enhances the two weapons of destruction and creates a small field of power around himself and Hank, all ranged ammo-based weapons within its range won't expend bullets until the runic ward runs out. Just one of the random ones Eric happened to still have.
What was that?
Bottomless clips.
Hank grins.
I like the sound of that.
I think the others will too.
Battle tech-team!!! Everyone jump into the gun circle, you don't have to stay in it, but until the end of next round, every attack applied to it will increase the total power, which will be unleashed in NEXT round's EotB. The attack power (not just post number) is applicable here, and attack power will build up with each other. My posts until the end of next round will not have any other effect than to sustain this combo. If no one else applies attack power in this, all posts made supporting it will be weakened.
Basically, free infinite ammo aura, jump in and add the wave of bullets.
And yes, its aimed at Bleak's ribcage.
For flavor text twin, when it gets unleashed could you give it a description based around:
Battle tech-team: Play 'Em Off Lvl 1337: My Little Friends
(Pretty please?)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I quickly toss the Bleak into the Hunger Games Simulator, and it gets nerfed by the Narrative.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 8/40
Quiver Conundrum 35/50
Ultimate Skulltop 13/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 5/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 9/11)
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 1/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-11, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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THE MOON IS RISING 36/50
???: I put a bunch of cactus around the root B
ME: I set the cactus on fire... I HATE CACTUS
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3,000 damage to the Ribcage!
You didn't die last turn!
Okay, I'm saying you should try to lump everything in RIGHT NOW, or at the very least, in the coming turns. Act 5 won't necessarily be the best time to have characters interact, for a number of reasons that will become plainly evident as the Act approaches, but if you really must make storyposts, I may be able to arrange that for one big reason. But we'll see as the time draws near.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
6-3-5-3-1-1-3-4
A circle of monochromatic trees grow around the Bleak, their branches piercing straight through the Bleak's Ribcage and holding him aloft! The branches spear the Bleak's organs and place them in bags, and the Bleak takes 10,000 damage in all!
5,000 damage to a Nail!
+7,000 HP to Wilson!
17,000 damage to a Nail!
The entire attack, plus Providence's Topper and UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE, deals 30,000 damage to Hellspawn!
Night Edge && Lapis Aurorae = Horizon's Edge (Level 6: 1/7)
40,000 damage to Collarbone! Not only does Collarbone kill all of the Orks, Collarbone rushes at you and, with his axe, slices you apart! You take 10 damage!
You move near Yggdrasil Root C, taking a good chunk of the Flesh-Eating Termites out! Several remain, however... The Termites' status changes to Impaired to reflect this!
7,000 damage to Hellspawn!
10,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Mythos && Divine Gate of Harmony && Moorblade 2.0 = The Hand of Notch (Level 100)
The Hand of Notch >= Zillymiter =< Zoordor
I GUESS YOUR GUESS IS CORRECT
15,000 damage to a Nail!
The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals 10,000 damage to the Ribcage!
You wake up and leave your mindscape.
Teleporter && Protection Charm && Azure Essence = The TP Toggler (Level 10: 1/11)
You respawn, but none of your other actions count as a result!
You move near Root B!
You successfully disable some of the Electrical Barb-Wire! It becomes Impaired!
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLAZE IT
7,000 damage to the Ribcage!
2,000 damage to a Nail!
The Keymaster > Very Fine = The Screen-Locker (Level 6: 1/7)
Project Binary has captured 10,573,901 accounts out of the 19,451,712 total Minecraft accounts in the world.
The Flesh-Eating Termites are almost gone thanks to this, and their status changes to Endangered! But they begin to regroup...
8,000 damage to Hellspawn!
All your teammates forcibly destroy the turtles before they can do such a thing! Detonating the bombs is exactly what the Legion of Pyronus WANTS to happen! You move towards Yggdrasil Root A.
7-6-7-7-2-7-3-8
The Bleak is thrown into a hot tub that swirls with every negative potion effect in existence! Their powers combine to create a draught so potent that the Bleak's very bones begin to vaporize! 10,000 damage to a Nail!
5,000 damage to Skullface!
Flintlock Pistols && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel = Umbra's Pistols (Level 3: 1/4)
11,000 damage to the Ribcage! +2 HP!
PALE LIQUID: A scentless silverly pale liquid.
COLORFUL POWDER: A powder that is positively imbued with the essence of love and happiness.
Psiicrystal && Computer Chip = Psiichip (Level 2: 1/3)
Nail destroyed!
2,000 damage to a Nail!
2,000 damage to a Nail!
You can't brew with three items at once!
Pricey has an excuse, I guess.
Hemospectrum Pisonic Programs && Gilded Pyramid = Gilded Troll (Level 15)
Gilded Troll && Skulltop = Trollhelm (Level 20)
The Pale Valve bypasses the Ribcage and deals 20,000 damage to the Wings! The Bleak looks surprised.
RUST PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that has all the powers of rust-blooded trolls, giving one telekinesis.
2,000 damage to a Nail!
2,000 damage to a Nail!
Flandre Scarlet and Mokou added! Mokou will not be able to become invincible, as that's a bit too powerful.
17,000 damage to a Nail!
I explained that last turn.
The Weath Ray misfires and creates a massive explosion that takes out the room it's in! If it's somehow at the Top of the Tower or is near anywhere important, the misfire manages to not destroy anything in the room but the Weath Ray itself.
If killing Chuck Norris was that simple, it would have been done already.
+3,000 HP to Wilson!
You arrive in the Twinmobile. Ugh. More meta shenanigans, that's just what we all need right now! Look, you don't belong here right now, even though this is technically the ship that one of your characters gave to me. Get outta here! I snap my fingers and you're gone. There. Back to work.
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
7,000 damage to a Nail!
4,000 damage to the Ribcage!
If being able to completely steer the plot, or rather, making it so the plot can't even be steered at all, was that simple, it would have been done already.
15,000 damage to the Ribcage!
The Electrical Barb-Wires become Damaged, with a large portion of the power cut off!
Asharon added! Alexiron modified!
POTION OF VIOLENCE: A dull red potion. Upon use, fills the user with violent and anger.
POTION OF SADNESS: A dull blue potion. Upon use, fills the user with gloominess and sadness.
POTION OF HAPPINESS: A dull pink potion. Upon use, fills the user with happiness and joy.
+2 HP!
17,000 damage to the Ribcage!
3,000 damage to a Nail!
Every mime you try to kill prevents you from moving, regards you coldly, rips their jaws off, extends claws from their hands, and devours portions of your body, tearing you apart limb from limb, and infiltrating your mind with thoughts not meant to be spread, deep and dark feelings of eldritch insanity. And even though you're advertised as a devourer of worlds, who knows? The mimes may just be as well...
Hellbreath? You move near Root C!
You can't interact with Team Excelsior! The Godmodder appears to recognize the glistening oil's power though, and WorldEdits it away uneasily.
8,000 damage to Metalhead!
16,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror = Piono Inverter (Level 10)
Piono Inverter && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyyks = Destroyer's Defense (Level 10: 1/11)
Nail destroyed!
3,000 damage to Skullface!
You raise your charge, but your other charges now do not exist as a result! If you want to continue them, you'll have to start over!
3,000 damage to the Ribcage!
2,000 damage to the Nail!
Thank you for the praise. ^-^
The Gun Circle materializes! Every attack that is made to add on to it will increase its power, which will be released at the end of next turn! I'll give it a description, sure.
5,000 damage to the Nail!
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors (Level 10: 1/11)
The lit cactus turns the Electrical Barb-Wire into Flaming Electrical Barb-Wire and strengthens it!
Split deals 20,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril and Doctor Octagonapus!
Wilson deals 40,000 damage to the Ribcage! Doctor Octagonapus deals 6,000 damage to a Nail!
The Bleak's Wings heal the Ribcage for +75,000 HP and fully heal the remaining Nail! The Bleak's hands have been rendered bloody messes, only one sole Nail on the left pointer finger remaining... Said finger begins to point at the Anti-Godmodders, as the Bleak's special attack activates, A Funny! Wilson, Septavius, and Doctor Octagonapus are all suspended in the air, and then the Bleak tilts his head, his tongue lolling due to gravity! All three entities are forced to gaze into the Bleak's soulless eyes, and find themselves transported to a black void. A spotlight appears, and a monochromatic humanoid figure appears in the middle of it. He coldly regards the entities and utters one sentence.
I'm funny, he says. You all look at each other oddly, wondering what's going on here. The man speaks again. A funny mime, is what he says next. The man teleports closer, and the spotlight follows him. You see that he has no face, and a crude smile is seemingly drawn onto his head. The mouth of said smile twitches. A funny song, is what is said next. The void changes to a study room, and a radio appears. The sounds of death metal emanate from the radio, sounds that drive into the entities' ears like spikes. The lyrics of the song slowly fade away into whispers, and the entities grow still. The man speaks. A funny voice.
The whispers intensify, encompassing the hearing of the affected entities. Black spots appear in their vision, they hunch over in pain. But then, it's over, and the entities appear to be standing on a wooden platform with something around their necks. After they look around in alarm and realize they're in nooses and are about to be hanged, the platform retracts and the three are left to their deaths. The man speaks, A funny lynching. And then, as the three are in the throes of death and see visions of insanity claw at their eyes, the man says A funny feeling.
But death doesn't come, and the entities end up on top of a hill. The man stands besides them, and speaks three words: A funny war. And then all of you hear the sounds of projectiles being thrown around, and explosives being fired, and monsters being fought off, and bombs being dropped. The sound of an eternal war; the sound of GodCraft. The entities see in full the devastation brought upon by this battle, against a chosen few and the Godmodder. Millions of computers all in lockdown, all keyed to one server, lives torn apart due to the scheme of one man. Some see it as a nuisance, others as a breach of global security. And then the Earth went to war, wondering what to do about it. And now the Earth is at peace, because some people went into a laboratory and messed with things they shouldn't have, and now a gleaming and flawless supercomputer has control over an entire universe, and is eying another. And then the boundaries between GodCraft and the rest of reality broke, and entire organizations were brought to the attention of the war, organizations that would be shut down by the war's participants, organizations who brought about systematic genocide, and cults of those with face paint, and those who looked different, and were worshiped for it.
And then reality itself started getting torn apart by this war, a universe so in tune with reality that it ran on its Source Code, that was dictated by the fundamental artifact of existence itself, that could be deleted thanks to simple and pure instability. Paradoxes were strewn about, time loops yet to be fulfilled, the destruction of a hallowed temple, the shatter of a Fourth Wall, the shatter of a master, the almost-annihilation of the most holy grounds in the universe, and the desecration of its treasures. The creation of an irreverent and unfathomable enemy, the unite and synchronization of a king who had everything, a queen who had nothing, and a demon who had both. The takeover of the universe of Earth, the invasion of GodCraft, the arrival of an eldritch glitch that turned all who fought it irrelevant, the infestation of a universal plague, the quest of one doctor to follow the one who gave him new life and take over all of existence and nearly succeeded, and succeeded in bringing about the arrival of his employer. And now, the fight comes to a head, here at the top of a tower driven into the ground like a nail, on top of the ruins of the world's tree, in the center of hell. And the entities look and see the Tower is falling on top of them, and they get crushed.
But then the man speaks again, and talks about A funny wall. The entities are next to the Fourth Wall of the Void, and promptly start dying due to being ill-equipped to exist in the Void. But the Fourth Wall's visions, however cracked, are prophetic nonetheless and display images of three universes and triangular links that bind them together, allowing them to coexist, shape one another, and breed one of the most potent wars in existence. And amidst tendrils of light, the bonds are broken, and the universes drift apart. And then he speaks of A funny man, and the entities are on the Twinmobile, speeding through the Void. They look up and see a chair, and sitting in that chair is... me. But not me. A hollow and twisted mockery of me, one designed only for this attack and only as a bringer of madness and despair. One whose face instills nightmares in the hearts of all.
I am facing away from them, but I slowly begin to turn around, and my face is revealed, matching the crude smile of the man down to the letter. Beady eyes far too apart from one another, a nose too low, too small, and much too pointy, and a smile that would surely be pain-inducing on any man, a smile that stretches past the normal limits of human expression: :^). And it horrifies and reviles the entities so much that they reel back in pain, tumbling into the void from where they began their journey through incalculable depths. And the man speaks yet again, and says A funny mouth. And his crude smile is wiped away, and two holes appear straight through his face where his eyes should be, and his face becomes weathered by age in seconds, wrinkles and folds and discoloration appearing, sunken eye cavities, no nose, and a thin slit for a mouth: O)_(O. And, the man's transformation complete, he speaks one last time, and the folds of his mouth turn upwards as he does so, and then he disappears into dust.
You're funny.
The entities appear back on the Tower and, stricken by utter madness, murder each other. Wilson and Septavius take 35,000 damage, and Doctor Octagonapus dies. The Bleak stays completely still, not having moved an inch except to point its finger upwards and tilt his head! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to Flandre and 20,000 damage to Mokou! He then deals 25,000 damage to every other entity!
The Roots' Awakening raises by 5% each! gutza1 takes 8 damage, TT2000 takes 4 damage, and crystalcat takes 3 damage! Sawbuck deals 15,000 damage to Hellspawn! The Bearger deals 4,000 damage to Hellspawn and pounces him on top of the Network of Bombs! Hellspawn quickly uses dark magic to disable the bombs so they don't go off, rendering Earthquake ineffective if it is to be used! Garen deals 15,000 damage to Hellspawn! Wilson's Symbiote uses Carapace Shield! Bearger's Symbiote deals 3,500 damage to Hellspawn and Mariachi Joe! Alexiron deals 15,000 damage to Hellspawn! (I decided to nerf this.) Ashiron deals 3,000 damage to Metalhead and makes him become prone, lowering his attack power this turn! Abathur summons three Locusts! A single Thorndroid is killed by the Flesh-Eating Termites! The Legion of Pyronus deals 40,000 damage to Garen and 30,000 damage to the Bearger!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Disable the traps around Yggdrasil's Roots!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 1,394,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 11
Team Excelsior
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 28,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 88,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 75,600/300,000. Emotion: Admiration. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 55%. State: -55. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 39,000/230,000.
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 90,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x9) Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 480,000/500,000 HP. (x1.) 500,000/500,000 HP. (x1.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 458,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nail: 37,000/50,000 HP. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 2/20.
Yggdrasil Root A: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 5%. Network of Bombs: Active. gutza1 is near it.
Yggdrasil Root B: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 5%. Flaming Electrical Barb-Wire: Slightly Damaged. TT2000 is near it.
Yggdrasil Root C: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 5%. Flesh-Eating Termites: Endangered. crystalcat is near it.
Sawbuck: [AG] Leaves in one turn.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 27,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Symbiote attached.
Garen: [AG] HP: 160,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 240,000/250,000. Mana: IIIIIIII 3 Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 20% Water.
Ashiron: [AG] HP: 225,000/225,000. Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 20% Ash.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Hidden: 100%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x2.) Locusts: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Thorndroids: [AG] HP: 1/1. (x39,999.)
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 164,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Hellspawn: 35,500/125,000 HP. High attack. Skullface: 132,000/140,000 HP. Intimidates others. Collarbone: 70,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 112,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII(PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
8 Elf Tears
4 Pie Filling
2 Weasel Snot
((It has to be after Act 4 unless Godcraft goes down before the end of Act 4, because the stuff I need to do to wrap things up involves the IUPC, and can't be done in Godcraft. I am going to cut the discussion with possible joiners and just summarize it with a noodle incident: "Eric started talking, and then stuff started blowing up in one of the holds and by the time everything had quieted down, everyone not staying with the TARDIS was leaving or had already left." so that we can do a short bit of Eric introducing everyone to the place he has in mind for the IUPC's new HQ))
Hank and Eric rev up their penultimatums, prepping the guns for the hailstorm of metal that will soon be befalling the ribcage of Bleak.
D'arvit. Are you okay Wilson!?!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The Keymaster > Very Fine = The Screen-Locker (Level 6: 2/7)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Alchemies
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (9/9)
Sacra Geometria > 1/1 = ???
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = The Resonance Chamber (5/8)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Reality Majyyks && Scribe's Wands = Voxwands (5/10)
Action
I grab a rib off the Bleak's ribcage and break it into several square pieces. I arrange them in the shape of a rapidly decaying pattern and tap the arrangement with Ergo Sum. The Bleak's rib disappears.
I take out Lil' Cal and Curse the Ribcage, since we need to get on with it. ERELYE I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST CLAIM YOUR RAVE... Whatever. I recall an age-old adage, and take out the Captchocterationslamvil. "When all you have is a hammer........................." The Bleak gets annoyed by my stalling, and attempts to mime a nail. I than keep holding off, driving the Bleak to madness. In its madness, it attempts to tear off its sole fingernail, only to fail. I then finish my series of ever-shortening ellipses, and put on Twin's shades. "Everything looks like a nail." I then smash the Captchocterationslamvil and smash it into the Nail, then pull out my copy of Nailtimatum and fire increasingly deadly series of nails into the Nail, hammering them all in the Nail with the Captchocterationslamvil.
I pull out the Abominatimatum, firing a bunch of d8s into the Ribcage nonchalantly, joining the gun circle.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 9/40
Quiver Conundrum 36/50
Ultimate Skulltop 14/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 6/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 10/11)
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 2/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-11, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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7/50 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $258
Battlefield: I cast a healing spell on WIlson with the wand of inconvenience
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
The combination of my crappy computer, this crappy editor, and Slingshot's laggy gifs is rendering it difficult for my to act here, along with the depletion of my creative juices.
That said, I simply point at the Legion. A very long way away, by the standards of surface travel, the Anachron, sitting in the atmosphere impossibly stationary, notes my request, considers possible options, then opens fire.
A heavy particle beam, pulsing a million times a a second, fires briefly, burning a hole ten meters across at an acute angle through dirt and rock to the inside of the chamber we're currently in before stopping a pulse short of blasting through to us, the last few millimeters of superheated stone slowly melting away to clear the hole.
Then, perhaps a second later, a series of missile racks extend from the hull and fire, sending a swarm of long-range antipersonnel smart-shrapnel missiles searing their way through the atmosphere to the tower, down the hole the beam dug, and to the Legion.
Missiles fly through the tunnel in swarms, attacking the five Pyros from every direction, some airblasted, some avoided, some burned from the air, some simply broken, and all detonating in a hail of ice and hypersonic metal, every fragment seeking out a Pyro to hit while avoiding my allies carefully.
Then I shoot each of them in the head twice with the Recoil Scoper, just for schnits-n-pliggles.
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
THE MOON IS RISING 38/50
???: I wrap myself in a healing light to restore some health
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I throw every MAGICAL BEING THAT HAS EVER LIVED at the RIBCAGE.
I get a nail. I then hammer the Nail into the ground.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Act 1! +2 to Erelye!
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (9/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.)
Unite Synchronise (1/50) (OK this one's weird and pretty complicated. I'm just changing everything about this if Laiko/Wilson/Talist declines, because it is seriously abnormal even by the standards of this game, despite the simple concept.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 0/9
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 7/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 5/5) Just in time.
I suddenly realize something I CAN make. (Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 2/11).
I find it infinite foreshadowing that Piono is always called the Destroyer by the omniscient Scratch, yet he keeps calling himself a Conquerer. Implying that he's really not going to be doing nearly as much conquering as he thinks he is. It's almost like he's still denying his role in things. Huehuehuehue...In all seriousness though I really do not want to face him again without this thing around my neck.
I ask the Magic English Eye that, should Richard not be a problem, if there were any methods of ascension outside of killing an Alpha Plus Godmodder, and if they are, what they actually are.
As for Wilson...Hoo boy. Being the head of the Light Mime Corps of the Illuminati, these sealed chumps are hardly unfamiliar at all. Rehashes of the same thing. Funnymouth Mimes, feh. I've seen far worse. Laiko probably hasn't, though...Laiko DEFINITLEY hasn't. I'd take him Aboard the Moorblade and heal him, but I can't let him leave the battle and I don't want to know what happens if he goes into my Inventory, so...I instead pull out the Amplifier I have just created, bendling low to the probably freaked-out Laiko.
"Mate, those guys? They're not even special, they're not even remotely special. A drop in a pond of pointlessness. I could prove it to you...But first."
I flip the Amplifier into the air, as well as the Golden Globe, the duo of Life Alchemies flipping in midair for a temporary lock. It's not a merge like, say, Mythos, but it improves the power considerably, if temporarily.
"Now see, those guys? They really ARE funny, in its own weird way, but it's not obvious at all. See, they don't have a hope, at all. They have this misguided confidence that they're relevant. Every last one of them, they all THINK that, and they'll deny anything to the contrary! But they're parodies! Parodies of something I will admit is utterly terrifying in its own right, but these guys are just hilariously stupid parodies! Proof the Narrative has an odd sense of humor! nothing more!"
The ideograil of life shines behind my back, green and bright, reaching up to the Amplifier/Golden Globe combo. Around me, plants inexplicably grow, resisting the lifeless nature of the area, resisting the Bleak. Indeed, even growing around the Bleak. If it weren't obvious, this has gotten my blood boiling in a unique way.
"I mean, THINK about it! What did they honestly just show you? They made IDLE THREATS and try to freak you out-true, they have some serious sensory abuse, but they couldn't even scratch you at all with that! They have no real power except in their number and their dirty tricks! They freaked out others into doing everything they wanted for them, because they can't do it themselves! They make them BELIEVE they're stronger, but they are every bit as frail as they should suggest! The truth of the matter is they're weaker than anything alive! FEAR, that's the only power they have, and it's so easy to depower them! And the really funny bit is, what they're parodying? Aside from the fact that the thing itself probably doesn't exist, the thing is supposed to be the actual end of reality! They're pretending to, in effect, be the Red Dragon! L
rd English! B1NARY! THE GODMODDER!!! They're literally pale imitations, horribly incapable of living up to the ACTUAL powers! The Red Dragon devours REALITY! Lord English can KILL GHOSTS! Binary's in control of a whole UNIVERSE! And I don't need to explain the GODMODDER, DO I? And yet, what are they, in the end? Nothing! Nothing but a waste of air! They suck up to Richard now because they KNOW he's going to blow stuff up big, so they come sniveling up like a pack of lost puppies, asking 'Can WE be important too, mister Richard?' Like, hahah! It's utterly hilarious when you realize that it's all a huffed up lie-they're pretending to be SCARY! It's like a cheesy B-Horror Movie when you think about it that way!"
The ground is growing more than just grass now; flowers bloom, shrubs poke out of the ground, the beginnings of trees form, even weeds start to rise up. The Life ideograil, though not blinding, is growing huge, while the Golden Globe and Amplifier suddenly really start charging up for a big one. The Bleak backs up from all this lifey stuff.
"They claim to be the harbringers of the apocalypse, but they're just pesky little jokes yelling depression and hate at you, claiming superiority where they have no right! They contribute nothing except stupid, scary thoughts! And stupid scary thoughts are nothing except thoughts, and they're lies anyways! They are NOTHING new in this war! They're just grunts with a theme! They don't have a mind, they don't have a hope, they follow higher powers, but they are NOTHING to fear! They ARE NOTHING! Now sweep them aside like the dust they are! They're JOKES! Laugh, like you're supposed to!"
I have interpreted my class thus, after much thought: I am not passive, that is a lie. I allow life to be destroyed through inaction-this means I preserve it through action. I destroy through life-this means I destroy the life of my enemies while preserving that of my allies, which means I act in their favor, never my foes. I heal and empower my allies, and leave my enemies to decay.
The Ideograil is now inescapable, covering the whole of the room. Vines cover every inch of it. The Bleak just looks horribly out of place now. The Amplifier/Golden Globe combo is flashing madly-when suddenly, the Ideograil shrinks into the sigil on a green orb, small, like the one I used to heal Bill Cipher. I turn to the mimes, a decisively insane look in my face.
"After all, you twats, YOU'RE FUNNY!!!"
The orb floats into the Amplifier/Golden Globe and both Alchemies glow intensely, a light bright as the whole room, yet soothing for everything except the Bleak. But rather than damage it at all, it instead acts like a Healing Gun/Healing Sword combo should, and fires a massive ray of life right onto Laiko, not just healing him, but empowering him, giving him new life and patching up the wounds that the Bleak dared to inflict upon Laiko. Nobody's hurting the fox. The fox is awesome.
I get in front of the fox, trying my best to shield him from harm-I've got to go in the EoTB for Wilson to be harmed. As should become blatantly evident, no-one is killing Laiko, not yet...I sorely regret not going into the dreamscape quest now, but I was still figuring out what I wanted to be then to be fair.
"Now, Laiko! This is probably stupid for a variety of reasons, but...Have you heard of a Fusion Dance?" I say, looking ever-so-slightly deranged now, but still happy and confident.
The sheer implication I'm going to do a fusion dance with a fox is probably not a usual one to say the least. And yes, that's what the Unite Synchronize charge is for. ((If the answer is no just shoot me down quickly.))
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Erelye
=ACTION=
I forcibly copy Skullface's skull using some random tech I found, then proceed to build a huge representation of his skull! I then modify the skull; adding weapons and other things. Suddenly, the skull springs to life, and flies across the room towards Skullface!
It swallows Skullface up, chews him up, and spits him out, along with a few bombs! They explode, lauching Skullface back inside its mouth, where Skullface is kept warm!
By Flamethrowers. Tons of them.
Skullface is then roasted alive, inside a giant version of his skull.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn x3 Locusts. Again. (Locust.x3: Attack Collarbone!)
>Garen: Use DEMACIAN JUSTICE on Hellspawn!
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Ribcage!
>Symbiote(Bearger) Use Stab on Collarbone!
>Sawbuck: Attack Collarbone!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Turn 1
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I made my Steel Diamond Katana as big than a house, I slice it at the Nails
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Erelye
Starry Mage's Action: I place a Healing Potion near Wilson.
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post) I was a bit Lazy for that! but i will try
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 22/50
Flandre Scarlet Current Spellcard usage: Taboo "Lævateinn" is on Normal Mode
Mokou Current Spellcard usage Immortal "Fire Bird -Flying Phoenix-"
Ebola OOO Mercury OOO Potion of Plague = ??? 2/2! (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)Resetting...Ebola OOO Potion of Plague 1/2 = ??? (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)
Critical Potion OoO Healing Honey 1/2 = ???
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. ( 3 of These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 1/50
??? 1/50
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 18 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +4 from Pokefan +6 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Others i have.
Total Damage so Far: 210250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
((holy cow, people HAVE been paying attention to my arc. You are definitely on to something there tazz.))
Join the gun circle guys, we need to blow out that ribcage! It doesn't have to be just a gun. As long as it uses ammo, the attack still works. Its like a free-for-all combo attack.
Eric looks back as he, Hank and generic begin firing, and the bullets begin to hover in mid-air...
Thank you tazz.
Uh, Eric?
Huh. I don't think that's supposed to happen.
What's happening?
Something very interesting.
It seems that we have a rare opportunity to fire all of our rounds at exactly the same time.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Roleplay Slayer Halberd && Warded Mirror && Eldritch Tentacle = Roleplay Upholder (7/11)
Libratum Cogitatione 21/30 (Tazz'd; +1 from Gutza; Amp'd)
Truth's Hats 49/50 (Tazz'd; Crystalized; +1 from Gutza)
Eldarium Curse 12/50
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
I draw a bottle of Ashen Water, muttering to myself about endermen and more viable raves. But, no matter. There is only the ancient thought and the elder research now. Within moments, I telekinetically carve hundreds of minuscule runes into the glass surface of the bottle, carefully refraining from coming into contact with the Ashen Water. I do not particularly desire to have to deal with maleficis uredine at the current moment. At the very least, the cost is definitely not worth the damage dealt to the enemy. In my opinion, at least. Anyhow, I infuse the runes with the pure essence of occult forces beyond both our comprehension and our current knowledge. Carefully handling the bottle, I toss it in the direction of the Bleak, hearing a crack as infused glass shatters against pallid flesh. The ashy water seeps into the Bleak, infused with the energy provided by the vast number of runic inscriptions upon the initial vessel. Immediately, the arcane blight begins to tear at the Bleak, slowly withering its very existence and energy. The Bleak sort of begins to wither, from the spot the Ashen Water first came into contact with onwards. Elder magics tear at the Bleak, rendering its attack power lesser than it was beforehand, leeching its life-force (or the lack thereof), and overall serving to detriment the Bleak God of the apocalyptic goal, however realistic that goal is. Slowly, the skin of the Bleak becomes more and more clammy and flake-ridden, as if it were becoming part of the ash itself. I permit the Ashen Water to do its work, staring. Ah, maleficis uredine. Truly a wonder of destructive blights.
I glance at Eric. In all seriousness, I legitimately didn't notice you until your second post. Sorry for that.
I'd prefer it if you didn't call me Kalare. I generally save that name for close friends. Or rather, people who have known me for longer than the duration of this war. Incidentally, what message?