((twin: I meant that since some of us have business outside of Godcraft, that in addition to your Act 5 stuff, a few of us could wrap things up in this thread to have it make more sense being here than in DTG3, such as Eric talking to his new recruits (even though I'm going to have to make that shorter) and introducing everyone to the world where the IUPC is going to be hiding out. So that Act 5 won't just be your epilogue-post, but EVERYBODY'S epilogue posts. No gameplay, just wrapping up the outside of Godcraft story events. This would, of course, probably continue on a short ways into the beginning of DTG3, but not far. The stuff would mostly just be here for the purpose of making sure it gets into Trifecta where it'll belong as Afterwards material.))
As everyone prepares to continue fighting...
WHOOOOooossh. WHOOOOOooossh. WOOOoooooossh.
The TARDIS, Eric and co. Having finally gotten the hang of piloting it, have managed to land it inside the top of the godmodder's tower.
Yeah, okay, several of the others are here, I think we landed inside the to...
Eric, having started coming out the door stops upon seeing Bleak.
Oh
I thought we'd gotten rid of you all!
Eric shouts back into the TARDIS; Deimos, Sanford? Would you mind parking this thing somewhere outside? I don't want to get any mime on the new coat of paint. Astria, you feel like coming out?
If Astria comes out, she comes out, then the TARDIS whorps out, if Astria doesn't exit, it whorps out anyways.
About time you got here.
Sorry Hank. We had some troubles on the way here.
You got any guns I could borrow?
What happened to your rune magic?
I haven't got anything big enough for the mimes left actually.
I thought you'd been restocking.
Yeah, on utilities. I use those a whole lot more than combat runes.
...
Hank tosses a machine gun to Eric.
Battle technique: Play 'Em Off, COMBO USAGE!!!
There won't be ANY ROOM for anything else in Act 5. There isn't really a lot of compromise here. Try to squeeze it in before the Act ends, seriously. And Trifecta's current status is in a lot of flux at this point, honestly. I'm not sure I can handle all the time and effort such an ambitious project will entail, so you definitely shouldn't do things for the express purpose of making sure it gets into something that might not exist at all.
IF there is major demand, I'll allow people to wrap things up in Act 5. But really, it shouldn't happen.
=ACTION=
I pull out a simple, metal folding chair, and slowly walk towards The_Serpent and Proof. I then forcibly bash both their heads in, hopefully killing them. (If I can only kill one, I target The_Serpent.)
=COMMAND=
Garen: If Justice is done, use DEMACIAN JUSTICE on Chopper.
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (4/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (11/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (11/11)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
I test the Bleak's hearing using Ear Removalâ„¢. By that, I mean I fire Ear Removalâ„¢ at the Bleak's nails, because it doesn't have attackable ears.
SYNTAXIDERMY: An intricate and complex grey assault rifle that has thousands of words inscribed onto its surface. Paper can be fed into an apparatus near the weapon's scope, and the weapon will analyze the paper's words, and will, fire an explosive whose power will be greater depending on the amount of grammatical errors on the paper. Said explosive will release taxidermied animals who have been brought back to life and will fight for the weapon's user.
MENTALEEV: A set of two wands comprised of rings forged from every element in the Expanded Periodic Table in solid form, somehow safe to touch. The wands have the power to manipulate any element on the Expanded Periodic Table, which encompasses the standard periodic table, SCP-2046, and SCP-████-DTG. They can also create copies of the user that are forged from said elements, retain the abilities/weapons of the user, and have the full powers of the elements.
(oh, and good luck recovering from whatever you're sick with twin) (also, talist, I think I would appreciate it if all members of the IUPC left on the TARDIS to make logistics for the epilogue scene of the IUPC not be completely ridiculously annoying)
Hank unloads copious quantities of bullets into Bleak's nails while Eric rushes among the wounded using healing runes.
"I MOSTLY HATE MIMES IN CHARACTER BUT I ALSO HATE MIMES WHEN I'M OUT OF CHARACTER WHICH IS ALMOST NEVER SO JUST ASSUME THAT I HATE MIMES AS IN HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"
The fourth wall collapses, having just been thoroughly violated due to my multireality existence. Which one of me, you ask? Myself or myself? The answer: Yes. We're very alike, me and I, at least in the mental department.
With all the combined power of an extreme Mime hatred, a serious lack of care for the Fourth Wall, and the sheer testicular fortitude of someone with high health, I unleash a COMBAT OPERANDI: NUKED (Modifier: FROM ORBIT) on The Bleak's nails. As the nuke goes off, Animatronic 6417 makes a split-second surprise cameo appearance.
"...Animatronic? Huh... That wasn't in the script. See, right here."
My drone holds up a paper reading "DTG SCRIPT" as the title, followed by some words, with a description of this very scene highlighted in gray.
"Hold on, that's not the part I'm pointing out. Move that back up a bit."
The highlight flips the middle finger to physics and moves up the page, to the part just after I signaled using NUKED on The Bleak. The highlight then moves forward, showing that the cameo appearance was entirely unplanned.
"See? 6417 wasn't supposed to show up, but he did. So... wait a minute... I see you, me."
...Uh oh. I'm starting to regret letting me break the 4th wall. After all, a wall that can be passed through is more like a door.
And doors open from both sides.
Well, time to don my Plot Armor, just in case I get dragged into this by myself. And that is not a common sentence. Probably because one doesn't tend to have enough power to drag themself through a 4th wall. But hey, almost nothing said here ever crops up in sane conversation. I mean, really, there isn't much room for a sane sentence when the character cast consists of... uh... The extreme version of a hacker, a First Guardian with a split personality, a possibly sociopathic Minecraftian, a possibly faux-sociopathic human, a weird godlike being who happens to harbor feelings for said possibly faux-sociopathic human-
"I'M NOT WEIRD! And could you at LEAST try to refer to characters by name?"
Shut up, me. I'm Narrative-warping here. As I was saying... The essentially a ruler of what is essentially Hell, an elf, another elf, a reality-warping speech-capable fox, some other weird things, I've forgotten almost everyone, and that's just the start of it. And if said weird version of a god pulls me into this, a Narrative warper will join the ranks. But, as a Narrative warper, I have no intent on letting myself just be dragged into battle by myself.
Component A: 8/50 (I know I said H8 last time, but that was for a premature pun)
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (5/9)
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = Resonance Alarmer (1/?)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Reality Majyyks && Scribe's Wands = Something that can use computer voices to attack (1/?)
Action
I rip off one of the Bleak's nails and shove it through an array of 51,239 shredders. I then dump fluoroantimonic acid over the remains, give the remains a deadly test and then feed the results of the test through a Scantron suffering from SCP-1292. The Scantron is rigged to explode, taking the remains of the nail with it. I then pull out the Thaumic Aspectblaster and fire the Electrum aspect (added by Gregtech) at the remains of the nail, causing it to get fried by 10,000,000,000 V of electricity.
I pour a bunch of Molten Gold onto the Bleak's Ribcage/Wings in an attempt to melt them.
I +2 Wilson.
Gaia's Bow 4/40
Quiver Conundrum 29/50
Ultimate Skulltop 9/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 1/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 5/11)
Aries Pin && Psionic Program = Rust Psionic Program 2/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
7,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields (Level 10: 1/11)
10/50 Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club
10/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
7/14 Thu'um Boombox
Healing a random Team Excelsior with the No Joke.
I'd attack The Bleak, but i kinda am in the Mime Preservation Organisation and it'd look bad on my resume. I check on the cake instead, since i don't know if something happened to it.
I cut up the Nails/Ribcage/Wings with the True Monado, then momentarily steal Tazz's Pinkyshear alchemy thing to cut off the pinky.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 5/40
Quiver Conundrum 30/50
Ultimate Skulltop 10/50
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields 2/11
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 6/11)
Aries Pin && Psionic Program = Rust Psionic Program 3/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
15,000 damage to the Ribcage! That's not how Tazz's Pinkyshear alchemy thing works, as said by him!
I alchemize Roleplay Slayer Halberd && Warded Mirror && Eldritch Tentacle (1/???), mainly due to paranoia-spawned reasons I won't get into. A Warded Mirror is essentially an indestructible mirror which both reverts the nature of whatever is sent into it, and reflects it back upon the source. Essentially, I'm attempting to create a centralized device which protects me from the effects of the Roleplay Slayer Halberd. And, by me, I mean everything I am consistently involved in (Grayholdian affairs, elven Sburb, myself, et cetera). Just in case any prying eyes try to threaten me.
Regarding Vis's Amulet, I'm mildly surprised that it was a lower level than the initial Amulet of Void. You know, that thing I made specifically to counter any and all luck-based assaults against me? But, no matter, I suppose.
I turn to stare at The Bleak, strangely not twitching nor reacting in any way upon sighting its horrific visage, whether voluntary or otherwise. The harbingers of the apocalypse shall prevail only in the destruction of this world, I think. But, when has my knowledge ever been correct or satisfactory? But, I digress. This is not the time to doubt that which shall be slain by the Rave of the one who will both claim and utilize it. Hah. I point the Soul Wand at The Bleak, quite clearly attempting to speak, but finding that no sound can be made, along with the vast majority of the things incapable of piercing the veil of silence. Slowly, mime souls begin to swirl around the wand, silently miming out scenes of destruction, terror, death, and demise, smiles upon their faces. This is not unsettling in the least, I assure you. Well, unless you are somehow terrified by the concepts of the unknown, which you should not be. It is all inevitable. The real question is that of when it shall occur. Mist begins to congregate around the wand, serving as a medium for the jubilant mime souls to pass through within their eternal pantomimes, energizing the mist with the abilities of the four-shadowed mimes which they once existed as. Or, rather, what I think they once were. I am not actually certain of what these mimes were before they became mime souls. Perhaps they were always mime souls, perceiving all of reality with a silent stare. Anyhow, the mist steadily grows in size, pointed and angular clouds of pure mist congregating around the wand, energized with the aforementioned abilities of the four-shadowed. Things seem to emerge in the clouds of mist. The apocalypse, the end of all life, the shattered forms of all of the beings treading around this server, and the swift mental degradation of everything, upon the arrival of some green man with an ultimatum. They say he would not kill a snake. I think otherwise. He killed not a snake, but a split. Perhaps the harbingers of the apocalypse do not realize this. Suddenly, something appears in the mist. It appears to be a golden shape, pulsating with the energies of creation. I blink several times, peering through the mist in an attempt to better see this core mechanism. Yes, I know what it is. The core gear of the Divine Hammer. Abruptly, tendrils of golden light, pure knowledge, energized by the aspect for which they serve, flow from the gear. Why is nobody reacting? Can you not see the design? Everything seems to become very clear. Lines and words seem to flow off of the gear's tendrils, indicating to me a semblance of its composition and construction. Hah. This is excellent. Divine constructs, at my disposal, or rather, the ability to generate them. This is magnificent. I realize something, as the tendrils of knowledge and light extend towards me. This... this is all in my head. And, with that simple realization, everything goes black. I open my eyes once more, to see that I am within a cloud of mist, holding the Soul Wand. The mist is heavy with the energies of creation, for some reason. I do not see why. It was obviously a dream. The grins of the mime souls seem to grow even larger as they pass by. Hah. I direct the Soul Wand to face The Bleak, and fire mist dense enough to cleave through bedrock directly into its Ribcage, piercing it in moments. The mime souls begin to dance as they slowly evaporate into the wand once more, every layer of skin at a time. I mentally record everything the vision showed me on the nature and construction of the power core of the Divine Hammer. Even if it was a vision, it might have some basis in fact. Or, at least, it was likely a vision. One cannot be too certain on these matters.
I continue to wield the Soul Wand, for some bizarre reason. The Curse of Repetitiveness may fall down on me, but this thing is designed to kill mimes, and I'm not going to miss a good opportunity when men far more intelligent than I seek to indirectly help slay the harbingers of the apocalypse. I call upon the souls of the four-shadowed, in an attempt to better dampen the pernicious nature of these mimes. Then again, The Bleak is far from pernicious. More like constantly a threat to all of reality, and everything in it, inclusive of the hypothetical realms of supposed nonexistence commonly affixed within the realms of mere suggestions and thoughts. The mime souls gather around The Bleak, completely impervious to any and all damage dealt against them. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die, after all. I would not suggest asking how I got a hold of Abdul Alhazred's maddened text. You wouldn't believe the tales I would tell, after all. I assure you, having to kill for books suggests that you are either insane, that they are of great value, or that the person withholding them from you is psychopathically insane. The mimes continue to crowd around The Bleak, grinning and staring in a mildly disconcerting manner. They all begin to silently dance in unison, shuddering and moving in a completely comprehensible manner, to me, at least. There seems to be some sort of pattern in the dancing, as if it were trying to reveal something to me personally. No, that obviously isn't true. I am not nearly important enough to draw the attention of the mime souls. Perhaps I am being slowly driven mad by this rod of souls. I cannot be certain, though I have certainly seen an increase in the number of whispers, screams, shouts, and mutterings in my mind since I first obtained the Soul Wand. The mimes abruptly stand still, staring at The Bleak, their faces serving as masks of happiness that likely contain the true meaning of death, despair, destruction, and oblivion within, in the uttermost depths of the cores. I cannot state with accuracy what they withhold from me. I do not know. Slowly, the mime souls form a small clearing in the crowd, and a singular mime soul silently walks forth, not taking its eyes off of The Bleak, despite the fact that its body was facing the near-opposite direction, the cracking of its neck making no sound. The mime soul stands in the near-center of the clearing in the crowd, before beginning to pantomime some sort of horrifying situation wherein a monolithic demonic beast is brutally dissected to the point of incomprehensibility, and helplessness. Suddenly, The Bleak begins to peel apart, bits of severed mime parts hitting the floor, and melting into puddles of pallid, clammy flesh, frozen to the ground itself. The mimes do not take their eyes off of the Bleak as it slowly falls to pieces, slowly disappearing. Hah. Who knew a ribcage could peel apart? This is quite fascinating.
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 19/50
I Descend into the Basement then i saw the Redish stuff and Rainbows but Pachy is BACK! 47/50 (Summoning Fl__dre Scar__t.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 47/50
Nuclear Waste OOO Potion of Disease = ??? 2/2! (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 16 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +2 from Pokefan +6 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Others i have.
Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ROCK SOLO - IN TREBLE
You decide it's time to call in some backup, and request some from Dr. Wily. He sends in Treble, a robot wolf assistant, in order to help. You have him attack The Bleak, and Treble quickly follows orders, lunging at the Bleak's Nails and chomping straight through them, periodically firing laser beams from his tail! 10,000 damage to a Nail!
The Chaos Tendril fights back against you and deals 3 damage to you!
+2,000 HP to Wilson!
POTION OF PLAGUE: A bright-green potion that will, on use, infect the user with the Plague status effect.
Battlefield: I cut the mime's nails with the lazuli fencer.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $246
Mindscape: Look at a random memory
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A charm that protects mindscapes
Godmodding Essence AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence = A charm that protects against low level godmodding and resists higher level godmodding
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence = A charm that protects or resists against magic of all sorts
10,000 damage to a Nail!
You look at a memory a few months ago, back in January, where the Godmodder unveiled the Trials... The pillars of granite being lifted up, the final Mechs dropping from the sky... The endgame started long ago, but now, it reaches its conclusion. The only question left to answer is what will happen.
My Action: I taunt SCP-2317 by showing that I am the only one who does combat operandi by doing combat operandi: 1st ESFB to attack the Nail on Bleak.
Fleetmind Action: "Wait a minute. The OP Scale is not the Railroader. The force-teraport successfully killed the ACN TURRET ITSELF once, and now it is unable to beat something that is definitely weaker than the ACN Turret (the ACN turret is the most powerful weapon of the godmodder)? Try again, with more power."
SCP-2317 Action: Just because I cant do Combat Operandi doesnt mean that I cant fake it. I summon SCP-001, have it attack the Rib Cage, and then desecrate some sacred items because combat operandis do that.
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => 1ST ESFB
You expend 6 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop!
25,000 damage to a Nail!
Now the Fleetmind is unable to beat the most powerful thing in reality: the NARRATIVE.
But SCP-001 hasn't been given an official designation yet!
Within several moments, I shift my weapon, allowing the Soul Wand to float before me, seemingly emanating silence. I replace the wand with another, one which took quite a bit longer to obtain. I draw the Hazel Wand, staring at the Bleak, a stoic expression upon my face. Immediately, I point the Hazel Wand at the Bleak, several words burning themselves directly into the floor. They appear to be 'Oculus occidit. Maleficis annuit coeptis. Morte oculis novus ordo seclorum. Et tempus mortis aeternalis.' The skin of the Bleak instantaneously begins to dry, shining further into its body. Within several moments, it begins to crack and dissolve. Within the cracks, some sort of temporal rust begins to form, saturating the wounds with some sort of indescribable object. Slowly, words are carved into the ribcage of the Bleak, repeated over and over, upon each other at some points. Et tempus mortis aeternalis. Repeatedly, and over each other, without any distinction for comprehensibility. The Bleak appears to wither, slowly, bits of it sinking into themselves, colliding, and imploding silently. Gray energy begins to leak from the words, slowly forming a monolithic crowd of mime souls, all watching the Bleak with smiling faces, and bloodstained fingers. They crawl upon the Bleak, peeling the flesh off with their bare hands, removing that which is not needed. The mime souls in the back, waiting to leap upon the Bleak, carve a singular phrase into all of their limbs. Et tempus mortis aeternalis. The entire crowd of mimes souls, now all upon the Bleak, continues the Hazel Wand's work, carving the same sentence into the flesh of the Bleak, immune to any and all assault. They methodically tear out strips of flesh, ignoring the raging of the self-proclaimed harbingers of the apocalypse. The Author of the tome I recovered in Limbo was/is far more intelligent than I, and he saw no threat, merely disconcerting ogles. I must find out who he was. But, now, the matter at hand. There are several people I'd like to meet, and will likely never get a chance. Seeing as Ms. Lalonde is likely going to be eradicated by the Beat Mesa, and the Author of the Tome is likely dead, lost in a timeline long doomed to history, though I could swear I have seen his writing somewhere, that is. Perhaps I am merely insane, and desiring to meet people who I perceive as both my intellectual superiors, and far more morally correct than I, yet sustaining similar experiences, for all it's worth. The mime souls begin to crawl into the Bleak through the strips of flesh they tear off, slowly ripping it to shreds on the inside, tearing at the Ribcage in particular, tearing at it with a concealed hatred. They carve a singular phrase into the interior of the Bleak repeatedly as well. Et tempus mortis aeternalis. Some sort of temporal rust begins to form in the markings made, slowly destroying the Bleak from both within and without. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, the mime souls vanish, as if they were never here at all. Perhaps I was just imagining things. Hah.
Battlefield: I throw an ultramatter grenade at the nails, and use both orbital weapons
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $248
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Godmodding Essence AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
I look up the Build page on the Wiki Cueball and scroll down to read what he's currently doing.
Nail destroyed! Your orbital weapons have worn out from over-use!
"He is now traveling through the Void en route to GodCraft."
Battlefield: I use my 5/5 charge to write up a magical contract banishing a nail from Godcraft.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $250
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
Godmodding Essence AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
Golden (49/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Erelye, +1 from Ire). (Please note that this charge is linked to 'Truth's Hats' and cannot be completed without it. They technically are separate but it would be better if you guys could +2 Erelye so the charge can get going. Crystal, Ire, anyone else assisting me, mind changing +1 targets to Erelye for me so he can get that charge done faster?)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 3/11).
Missed Remote Magnepulator Gift. Thx Gutza.
I install both the Remote Magnepulators and the Archenemy into the Moorblade, making it the Moorblade 2.1, unless this requires charge to do. Either way, it now has hard-light energy shields and a way to pick up stuff remotely. Hooray.
Now, for something else. Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I tried using Wikipedia's Random button for Alchemy advise. Pro tip. It's not really worth it. Bill Rumler's Baseball bat && Unkempt Harold && Root Beer = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
PEOPLE. THAT RIBCAGE HAS GOT TO GO. I'll take down the Nails some more to make sure its attacks hit for less, but the majority of our attack power should be on the Ribcage! DO NOT FORGET, we basically can't target anything else until the ribs GTFO.
I threaten the Ultimate Wily Capsule into firing at the Nails this round with his generic weaponry. I myself am currently kind of brain-dead from an exam, and get my Elven/Hog buddies to donate just enough Tears/Slop to unleash Overtourged on the Bleak's Nails, then do a feisty jig on the same nail.
Also, Generic, Scalpere Parum does not work that way.
That should require a 10-post charge.
Medigun && Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 1/5)
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (6/9)
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = Resonance Alarmer (2/?)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Reality Majyyks && Scribe's Wands = Something that can use computer voices to attack (2/?)
Action
I pull out the Grammar Nazi and feed in "DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER", "Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God The REEL Sekwel! LAUREN U R DUM", "My Immortal", "Homestuck High" and every single one of Pricey's posts. I then rapidfire rockets at the Bleak's ribcage, causing many SCP-857-1e to manifest. Since SCP-857-1e is a spine, the SCP-857-1e instances hide in the Bleak's ribcage and begin eating at it!
I drop a Skylight (You know what kind, I assume? (PS)) on the Bleak, then cut the power as the skylight intersects the middle of the Bleak. It is sliced in twain.
I then blast it with all my weapons again.
I complain that the Bleak's anatomy makes no sense, with WINGS inside a RIBCAGE. What. Is. This. Nonsense.
DIE ABOMINATION.
I retroactively place wormholes when and where they need to be for my prior attacks on the Wings to hit the Nails with spillover to the Wings. (Now, as opposed to then.)
6,000 damage to the Ribcage!
The Wing's aren't inside the Ribcage! It's just that the Ribcage protects them from being attacked, since its bony structure extends onto some of the wings and makes them invulnerable due to mime magic.
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Hologramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints = Pilot's Hub 3/4
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 1/10. I assume this is something that constantly heals/feeds the person inside if they need it, while also reading their mind and being able to relay it to a set of other magical devices. Possibly with other abilities, too- who am I to dictate the Narrative's decisions.
I also alchemize (Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 1/11.
Tempo, when you have the chance, alchemize (Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball. I'm calling in another 11 credit-points.
Also, whoever has the Orb of Reality, mind duplicating it and lending me a copy?
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 18/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 23/25 (+4 from Gutza total this turn, distributed among the two.)
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
COLORFUL WANDS: A set of wands that are comprised of candy-colored stripes that swirl around like rainbows chock-full of sweet food. They are imbued with happiness and love, and can increase the happiness of others using its concentrated love-based majjyyks. If one's happiness is fully raised, their mind will turn against itself and the entity will take heavy damage.
FENESTRATED WAND: A powerful wand whose upper half is covered in a grey metal, the metal that fenestrated walls are made of, artifacts that can view any point in reality. Said power permeates the wand, giving it a connection to all universes and their power.
Crystalantholovat && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat (Level 9: 1/10)
Fundament Essence && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin (Level 10: 1/11)
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Containment Breach, and try to aim it at the Nails. However, the SCPs have other ideas and attack the rib cage instead.
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind teraports part of a Nail away so they can study it for weaknesses.
SCP-2317 Action: I summon an entity with 1 million HP and immunity to mind control. When the OP scale tries to nerf it, I cause the OP scale to collapse in on itself because anything that can nerf an overpowered thing would have to be overpowered itself.
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
Gutter Charge (1/20) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 4/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Scratch that last one. That one was stupid, unless it's revealed that it was actually, like, the Banhammer. I dunno, Alchemy can be weird every-so-often. Can't really think of a good weapon right now, though...
Out of curiosity, I ask the Magic English Eye what kind of artifact would propel me to Alpha Plus Godmodder level. not like I could feasibly do this before the game ends, I'm merely curious, somewhat ambitious, and considering certain foes, in desperate need of a great deal of power.
I whip out all ten Pionoparody Alchemies, and levitate in the air, de-trickstering. I make sure every weapon/piece of gear is present before charging up the power of all ten in a sphere in the direct center. Chairs, Doors, Ranch Dressing, Severed Left Pinky, Electric Blender, Piano Key, Almighty, Bug Spray, Bacon and Cheese-all ten hover around me, circling my body as I glow ten different colors. Brown, Dark Gray, Light Green, Peach, Electric Blue, Light Brown, Gray, Brown-Green, Brown-Red and White-Yellow. The ten colors swirl together in a blisteringly powerful array of elemental energies, fueled by light Godmodding in addition to their own power, as the power of ten elements filters into the sphere. Eventually, the sphere grows large and dangerous, and I unhesitatingly fire it straight into the Nails of the Bleak.
I shall not bend nor even be phased by these monstrous mimes. I have seen worse. I have slain worse, with less allies. I am not going to lose to this monstrosity. I shall not bend-I shall break the legs of those who force me down.
THE MOON IS RISING 14/50
Critical Strike 14/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 5/5 Complete
???: Watch this
My hands open as a dark energy engulfs around them. They then fire one strong shadow beam ricocheting past everything harmlessly except for the cable where it finally hits.
ME: Awesome
The parasite hatches, and slowly is eating away at the cable.
Glad... you could join us. Things have been a little better, but I'm determined to fight until the bitte- ergh! ack! Get off me!
(Chaos Tendril attacking. And, something should happen depending on turn order. If the Tendril attacks before Wilson, he takes 20% less damage due to fear. Otherwise, he counters for 1,000 from slyness.)
And technically speaking, Wilson can't speak. Its an enchantment from Red.
Laiko uses Yako Strike to deal 15,000 damage to two of the nails.
My Action: I stab the Rib Cage repeatedly with anomaly swords.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind actually starts shooting stuff by using battle technique: fleet attack on the Rib Cage. "HEY! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!"
SCP-2317 Action: I parody Crusher48's Battle Technique: Terajump with Fake Battle Technique: Tera-port-a-poddy. Who knew telefreagging the Nail's Rib Cage with urine could be so effective?
A Leviathan, a large, zerg transport creature descends near the tower. Abathur, the Swarm's Evolution Master exits the Leviathan, which then departs back to the starts. "The Godmodder's strains are valuable. Must harvest." Abathur then stands near the base of the tower, ready to help from a distance...
...Abathur is a pure support entity; he's frail and actually can't attack on his own, but he has Symbiotes which can aid any ally (in any zone) to do work for him! He can also summon Locusts when he doesn't need to relocate his Symbiotes...
The Symbiotes are powerful support units, which Abathur can constantly spawn. Not only do they grant passive regen to their target, but they can launch decently powerful attacks from there, and provide shielding for them!
[AG] Abathur
HP: 80,000 (100% Hidden) Attacks:
Symbiote: Summons Symbiotes on two target allies. Each Symbiote is attached to a unit, and can be manuvered at will and attack. If a Symbiote is killed, it cannot respawn for 2 turns. Max two Symbiotes at once. Can target ANY ally, even those in different zones.
Locus Nest: Summons three Locusts. Locusts can head where they please. Passives:
Hidden: Abathur is Hidden: all attacks on Abathur have the Hidden %'s chance to miss! Each attempt to make Abathur more visible reduces the Hidden meter by 5%. This cannot be restored.
[AG] Symbiote
HP: 30,000 Attacks:
Stab: Fires out a painful spine, dealing 6,000 damage.
Spike Burst: Fires out a large, unconsecrated burst of spikes, dealing 3,500 damage to two targets.
Carapace Shield: Creates a 10,000 HP shield around the conjoined ally. Passive:
Conjoined: The ally that the Symbiote is attached to regens 5,000 HP / turn.
Break: If the ally the Symbiote is attached to is killed, the Symbiote dies.
[AG] Locust
HP: 5,000 Attack: Fires small spikes at an enemy, dealing 3,000 damage.
=ACTION=
I fire a simple cannon at Chopper. I then grab the cannon, bash Chopper with it, rip the cannon barrel from the base, stick the cannon barrel on a stick, then use it as a hammer against Chopper.
I also begin lifting the Brass Knuckles once again.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn Symbiotes on Wilson and Bearger.
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote(Bearger): Use Carapace Shield!
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Hologramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints = Pilot's Hub 4/4 COMPLETE! I examine it.
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 2/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 2/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 1/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 19/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 24/25
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
PILOT'S HUB: A pilot's room with control panels hard-wired to show a three-dimensional hologram of what's going on around the ship, a computer that has complete mastery over thaumaturgical knowledge, and a chair that allows for full mental control of all parts of the room and whatever spaceship it is connected to.
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 3/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 3/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 2/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 20/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 25/25 COMPLETE! EXECUTING...
I pull out the Rod of Phyrexia, preparing to further augment it. Several... cards? fly out of the subspace pocket with which I carry things, otherwise known as my inventory. The cards are Dimir Charm, Dimir Keyrune, and Dimir Cluestone. With flashes of magic, they shatter into motes of light, revealing, respectively: an orb of roiling blue and black magic; a strange keylike object that reminds one of an insect; and a clear ball filled with warring blue and black light. I also take out two pendants from my inventory, one a jet, black as the darkest swamps, another a sapphire, blue as the deepest waters around an island. I refer, of course, to a Mox Jet and Mox Sapphire. The entire set is rendered down into its barest magical components and absorbed into the Rod of Phyrexia in a manner almost, but not quite, entirely like infusion. The rod's body now magically shifts between deep blue and inky black in a slow, lazy pattern, and the crystal tip now has a cylindrical mate at the bottom of the rod, containing the symbol of the Dimir. The Dimir guild were formed of mind mages par excellence, and excelled in gathering information. Most of all, though, they excelled at secrecy. This augment further improves the power of the Rod, now giving it the ability to produce and expertly channel blue and black mana, the magics of the mind and of the pursuit of power, as well as letting me both gather information from and magically completely control the mind or equivalent of anything I infect with the oil dripping from the Phyrexia-linked tip of the rod. As well as... other new properties. Look up the Dimir. This rod is, essentially, now the ultimate tool of infiltration and subversion- I can infect somebody and use them as a completely unwitting mole in an organization, spread the infection using the virulent properties of the oil, and rip all the information I can get from my infectees' minds. Even memories can be manipulated. And that discounts its more combative properties- but those may or may not be shown soon enough.
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
I Drill a 2x2 hole all the way down to bedrock. I then use the Keymaster to fire a projectile down said hole. However, It glitches out, and is teleported directly behind Proof and The_Serpent. A stray rock falls in the projectile's path, and it splits the projectile into two, hitting both Proof and The_Serpent Simultaneously! I then dig up the hole and acted like nothing happened.
this is flumpty, flumpty bumpty, flumpty is immune to the plot of the game, essentaly allowing him to powergame (which he won't do because "its more fun this way") and manipulate time and space.
>flumpty: challenge the GM to
Flumpty Bumpty is currently in Limbo, a place of eternal damnation and punishment in the form of being sentenced to an endless abyss, and has been rendered unconscious after eating some of Waluigi's secret spice.
Flumpty Bumpty do done be deaded already my friend.
Anyways.
Hank curses and doubles back to talist, using the only 'order' type item he can find in his inventory, a small knife, to try and cut off the chaos tendril. This either reduces damage slightly, or deals backlash damage to the chaos shard. Not much obviously, but hey.
Eric picks up the slack, running forward towards Bleak, pulling a sword out of its sheath, and swinging murmasa straight through the ribcage, taking large chunks out of Bleak with the mythical blade before dancing back out of the reach of the monstrosity. He turns to face erelye.
Kalare! Can you hear me?
I tried to contact you earlier, did you get my message?
3,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril and the Ribcage!
The Chaos Tendril deals 2,400 damage to Wilson!
Split uses a smash attack, charging up and creating a spin attack with his sword that fluctuates time wildly for the Chaos Tendril and Septavius, dealing 20,000 damage to both!
Wilson destroys a Nail and deals 15,000 damage to another! Doctor Octagonapus BLAAAAAAAAGHs the Ribcage, dealing 30,000 damage!
The Bleak's arms pulsate and twitch momentarily, but the monster remains still. The Wings heal the Ribcage by +50,000 HP, and the damaged Nail is fully healed! The Bleak deals 40,000 damage to Split and 32,000 damage to Wilson! The Godmodder traps every entity bar the Bleak inside of a chunk error, and every entity bar the Bleak takes 20,000 damage! Doctor Octagonapus' Robot is destroyed as a result! Wilson only takes 16,000 damage.
The elevator door finally opens, and Team Excavate enters the lowest floor of the Tower! A small ding played while the door opened, and it plays again as the door closes. The Thorndroids leave the elevator cable and join everyone, and the elevator falls into the Void below... Yeah, it's not coming back.
The room appears to be a huge cavernous expanse, whose ceiling stretches up immensely high, and whose boundaries stretch very far. Three long roots descend from the top of the cavern and make their way to the bottom; three ancient and long roots with unfathomable power. The only surviving roots of Yggdrasil. It looks like the Godmodder has either dug this hole himself, or has hired others to help...
Suddenly, descending from the sky, you see five extremely fashionable BLU Pyros on jets of flame! They all seem to be holding various melee weapons, one of which is a guitar! (It's quickly swapped out for a more standard axe.) Once the Pyros touch down on the ground, you see them for who they truly are: the Legion of Pyronus, cavern guardians and fashion consultants! It looks like the Godmodder has recruited them to burn Yggdrasil's remains to the ground, quite literally!
One of the Pyros steps forward, holds a remote, and presses a button! Traps begin to encircle the roots of Yggdrasil! A Network of Bombs surrounds one root, Electrical Barb-Wire surrounds another, and Flesh-Eating Termites surrounds the last! They're designed to damage those who try to get close the roots... The Legion then readies itself for their last stand for the Godmodder, uttering triumphant huddahs! Dig deep! AGAIN WITH THE DUMB PUNS
How to Play:
This is sort of like a Control Points game. If you, in one of your posts, say that you go near a root and try to activate its power, you will be listed in the Battlefield as being close to said root. If one is close to a root, said root's Awakening Bar will go up! When all three Awakening Bars are filled, the roots' nascent power will activate and the Tower will fall! The more people there are touching a Root, the faster its Awakening Bar will fill up!
But first, you'll have to take care of the traps. If you touch a root and its trap is still there, bad things will happen to you in the EOTB... Try to take care of them in creative ways! They don't respond to normal attacks... You'll also have to contend with the Legion of Pyronus themselves! They won't go down easily, and their flamethrowers can easily lower Awakening Bars! Make sure they don't get the chance to hinder your progress!
Team Excelsior TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: II
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 73,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 113,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 125,600/300,000. Emotion: Sly. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 35%. State: -30. Symbiote attached. Regen: II
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 99,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 500,000/500,000 HP. (x2.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 604,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nails: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x3.) The Bleak's attack power increases if there are more of them. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 175,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Hellspawn: 125,000/125,000 HP. High attack. Skullface: 140,000/140,000 HP. Intimidates others. Collarbone: 110,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 116,000/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
I grab my Tengv Blade and get ready to dash into The Bleak head-on, fearless. Until i realize Tengv Man isn't a real Robot Master and i just took a bootleg thing. It is unceremoniously slammed into The Bleak's Ribcage at very fast speeds.
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I begin OOC chanting; "COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE!"
The mysterious replacement faceless eights appear once more, rolling an attack against Bleak.
Hank charges up amongst Bleak once more, this time with a copy of the Binary Blade, and dodges and rolls among the flailing mime limbs, and drives the sword into a Nail. Eric looks back at him and reaches into his cloak once more, pulling out a shiny silver handle, and tosses Hank the lightsaber.
Oh yeah... I like this thing.
Hank immediately cuts out large portions of the Nail he is attacking, and when Bleak attempts to retaliate, he cuts a piece out of whatever Bleak retaliates with before jumping out of the way of a second attack, cutting the Nail up even more, and dodging away from subsequent attacks.
Eric rushes over to Wilson.
Are you okay Wilson?
Eric gives Wilson a small vial full of red liquid.
This is a health potion. Can't remember which universe its from though. Most health potions look a lot alike. Anyways, this one's supposed to be a 'max health restore', even though I think the whole thing's actually smaller than the regular health potions. Meh, go figure.
I pull out one of the Bleak's Nails and re-enact Burston's Sorrow with it being everyone who dies:
I sip my mocha angry (causing me to get really enraged and punch the nail with 20,000 teranewtons of force). That damn detective knows about the nail's weakness. Now it might have to kill himself. I take out my gun. It is Toxicide. I point it at the nail and shoot. As the bullet the nail's brain it thinks about nothing (because nails cannot think). 'if i could be a bettr pokemon trainer,,," (I feed that into Syntaxidermy and fire, causing a reanimated tiger to maul the nail.) I fire the Billy Bazooka at it and Mays screams "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE."
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
First, I toss THE ARMISTYX onto the celing, which switches into ACTUALLY FOUR HARPOON CANNONS SCYTHE MODE. Next, I grab Hellspawn with a long claw-arm made of solid steel, then flip him up into the air. The Harpoon Cannons manage to impale both his legs an arms! I then order the cannons to retract, quartering Hellspawn!
To continue this combo, I then destroy all but one of the harpoon cannons, which swings Hellspawn around, smashing him into walls and other members of the team! The last Harpoon Cannon eventually breaks from stress, but I jump in with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, and him across the room, straight towards the Network of Bombs! I toss several CHAIRNADES(c) in his general direction, causing a huge wave of explosions to rock Hellspawn! I grab the ARMISTYX again, then switch the ARMISTYX to STICKY HAND SCYTHE MODE, and stick it to Hellspawn, then fling him backwards, into a conveniently placed array of spikes, blenders and buzzsaws!
After getting cut to shreds, I then use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER to enter Hellspawn's mind, driving him insane, dropping his Intelligence stat by 500! He then goes insane and bashes his head against a wall 1,000 times, but said wall was of my design, with TINY POISONED SPIKES on it! I then kick him, forcibly impaling him on every spike in the wall! The wall then falls over, and to finish it off, I drive him into the earth using CHAIRSTORM LVL 10.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn x3 Locusts.
>Garen: Use Decisive Strike on Hellspawn!
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote(Bearger) Use Spike Burst on Hellspawn and Joe!
>Sawbuck: Attack Hellspawn!
From the spores of the fallen Orks new ones sprout. An entire army of Orks floods out of the elevator. They are armed by Lothyra, and then Zerg Rush Collarbone, guns blazing. A cry rings out in the cavern. A cry of bloodlust and death.
The Ork WAAAGH! unleashes its full power upon Collarbone. Sadly, all of the Orks are slain by his/her/its counterattack. Due to him being armed with incendiary weaponry, the spores of the fallen are burned and unusable. However Collarbone has taken a lot of damage.
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Turn 1/3
(Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 4/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 4/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 3/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 21/25
Seeing the Flesh-Eating Termites, an idea strikes me. I begin playing around with magic and genetic engineering, greatly sped up by the Interfaced Timewatch, until I have a good-sized blob of Termite-Eating Flesh. I toss it at the Flesh-Eating Termites, and the resulting termite-antitermite reaction takes away a good chunk of the termites until they manage to eat the Flesh.
I summon a legion of Snipers, the Pyro's worst enemy, and command them to fire everything at Hellspawn. They oblige, head-, body- and even foot-shotting him over and over, but unfortunately are all killed in an incident involving a Cozy Camper, apple juice, and a Dave cosplayer. Poor Mundy #23, never even mind the rest of them. He didn't deserve that. Happily, they all manage to respawn back in TF2.
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (4/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.) (+2 from Ire...)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 5/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 3/5)
Eh, let's just see what this gets, even if I can't make it. Mythos && Divine Gate of Harmony && Moorblade 2.0 >=Zillymiter=<
As I got back that it apparently wasn't possible to physically ascend further, I ask the Magic English Eye why this is the case. It's probably the Godmodder but it doesn't hurt to check.
Suddenly, an Ultra Lucky Block appears on the floor! Purple and emitting an aura of PURE LUCK, it will grant power and fortune for all those who can properly open it. Of course, many have tried and failed to break it, and those who thus far succeeded simply did not get anything because they weren't aware of the secret of breaking the Ultra Lucky Block.
The secret is, of course, the Ultra Lucky Block is made partially of obsidian, so you need a Diamond Pick or better to destroy it. I retrieve and use the Bedrock Pickaze (which is infinitely better then a Bedrock Pickaxe), and mine out the block. Beams of pure light shine out from it as it cracks and breaks as the Bedrock Pickaze easily minces what Diamond would take three seconds to break! An angelic choir rings out in the last second of the Block's stability prior to breaking!
It's...My GOODNESS, IT'S...It's a Nuclear Warhead Queenscale Battleaxe! It's a one-use Relish Nuke in the form of a Queenscale Battleaxe, Queenscale being one of the most deadly shaprened pointy things humanity knows of! Its EXACTLY what we need right now! I take it and, with a great heave (Queenscale Battleaxes have heads thrice the size of the average Minecraftian), toss it at one of the Bleak's Nails.
After the explosion settles, I look at the Bleak's now-destroyed Nails. Seems pretty non-functioning to me!
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the ribcage
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $252
Mindscape: Wake up, unplug, whatever
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A charm which protects against unwanted teleportation
I take out my BARBED WIRE CLIPPERS, and snip off one length of barbed wire! Luckily, they were rubber clippers! Thinking fast, I quickly take out a giant block of rubber, melt it down to liquid, and drown the barbed wire in it, hoping to neutralize some of the wire's power!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $254
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball to look up how Binary's player capturing thing is going.
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
Turn 2/3
(Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 5/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 5/11.
Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 4/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 22/25
I take out the Fenestrated Wand, channeling the power of the Wand of Nagamar, and transform some FLESH EATING TERMITES into A GENTEEL HERMIT'S FIST. It immediately begins smashing the termites around it in a most courteous way, until its former brothers surround and devour it. Most of the ones that ate it overdose on gentlemanliness and die as well, or at least begin walking around wearing tiny top hats and monocles, disdaining their former vocation of flesh-eating and lording it over the other termites. And then become little termite hermits, selling ten-leaf clovers and various materials to the other termites in return for worthless junk. Must've been some hermit essence in that fist as well. So they just become completely ineffective at dealing damage.
I wave the Wand again, and HELLSPAWN suddenly transforms into a WELSH PLAN. It shouts incomprehensible instructions, the fact that the rest of the Legion isn't following the Plan enraging it so much that it manages to tear itself in several places before detransforming. The damage is mirrored on Hellspawn's restored form.
She then remembers the army of Computercraft turtles that she used frequently during the Glitch.
Hmm. I haven't used those for a long time... Hey wait. There's this mod called Open Computers that adds all of the stuff Computercraft did but makes t much more hardcore/realistic. I think I'll use that. Plus "turtle" is a dumb name for a robot anyway.
She then replaces all of the Computercraft turtles in her army with Open Computers robots. She then sends all of them on a suicide mission to detonate all of the bombs. Just for good measure, she fires the Heavy Light in "Drill Mode" over the Network to detonate any other ones. She then moves to Yggdrasil Root A.
4,000 damage to a Nail!
Nail destroyed!
There won't be ANY ROOM for anything else in Act 5. There isn't really a lot of compromise here. Try to squeeze it in before the Act ends, seriously. And Trifecta's current status is in a lot of flux at this point, honestly. I'm not sure I can handle all the time and effort such an ambitious project will entail, so you definitely shouldn't do things for the express purpose of making sure it gets into something that might not exist at all.
IF there is major demand, I'll allow people to wrap things up in Act 5. But really, it shouldn't happen.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => PLAY 'EM OFF
8,000 damage to a Nail!
You respawn.
2,000 damage to a Nail!
2,000 damage to the Ribcage!
The_Serpent killed!
SYNTAXIDERMY: An intricate and complex grey assault rifle that has thousands of words inscribed onto its surface. Paper can be fed into an apparatus near the weapon's scope, and the weapon will analyze the paper's words, and will, fire an explosive whose power will be greater depending on the amount of grammatical errors on the paper. Said explosive will release taxidermied animals who have been brought back to life and will fight for the weapon's user.
MENTALEEV: A set of two wands comprised of rings forged from every element in the Expanded Periodic Table in solid form, somehow safe to touch. The wands have the power to manipulate any element on the Expanded Periodic Table, which encompasses the standard periodic table, SCP-2046, and SCP-████-DTG. They can also create copies of the user that are forged from said elements, retain the abilities/weapons of the user, and have the full powers of the elements.
10,000 damage to a Nail!
Thanks.
3,000 damage to a Nail! +5,000 HP to Wilson!
ಠ_à²
LAPIS AURORAE: A block of lapis lazuli that is imbued with a chilling aura, that of snow.
4,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Okay then.
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => NUKED
You lack the necessary Sacred Items!
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = The Resonance Chamber (Level 7: 1/8)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Rerality Majjyyks && Scribe's Wands = Voxwands (Level 9: 1/10)
15,000 damage to a Nail!
Okay, to both things.
7,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields (Level 10: 1/11)
3,000 damage to a Nail!
> 5l1n65h07: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 SLINGSHOT - RETURN TO FORM
Nail destroyed!
+4 HP to Cobalt!
You can't teleport back down... Thankfully, the Cake is fine.
15,000 damage to the Ribcage! That's not how Tazz's Pinkyshear alchemy thing works, as said by him!
Roleplay Slayer Halberd && Warded Mirror && Eldritch Tentacle = Roleplay Upholder (Level 10: 1/11)
Oh... That was a mistake. You should have said something, and I would have fixed it!
16,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Please don't spam like that. And don't use gibberish either.
Who is "he"?
Potion of Disease OOO Nuclear Waste = Potion of Plague (1/2)
15,000 damage to the Ribcage!
> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ROCK SOLO - IN TREBLE
You decide it's time to call in some backup, and request some from Dr. Wily. He sends in Treble, a robot wolf assistant, in order to help. You have him attack The Bleak, and Treble quickly follows orders, lunging at the Bleak's Nails and chomping straight through them, periodically firing laser beams from his tail! 10,000 damage to a Nail!
The Chaos Tendril fights back against you and deals 3 damage to you!
+2,000 HP to Wilson!
POTION OF PLAGUE: A bright-green potion that will, on use, infect the user with the Plague status effect.
10,000 damage to a Nail!
You look at a memory a few months ago, back in January, where the Godmodder unveiled the Trials... The pillars of granite being lifted up, the final Mechs dropping from the sky... The endgame started long ago, but now, it reaches its conclusion. The only question left to answer is what will happen.
Indigo Flames && Protection Charm && Azure Essence = Indigo Defense (Level 10: 1/11)
Godmodding Essence && Protection Charm && Azure Essence = Godmodding Defense (Level 100: 1/101)
Vis && Protection Charm && Azure Essence = Vis Defense (Level 10: 1/11)
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => 1ST ESFB
You expend 6 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop!
25,000 damage to a Nail!
Now the Fleetmind is unable to beat the most powerful thing in reality: the NARRATIVE.
But SCP-001 hasn't been given an official designation yet!
16,000 damage to a Ribcage!
Nail destroyed! Your orbital weapons have worn out from over-use!
"He is now traveling through the Void en route to GodCraft."
Gibberish =/= an actual attack!
10,000 damage to a Nail!
That should require a 10-post charge.
Medigun && Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 1/5)
+5 Elf Tears and Hog Slop!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => OVERTORGUED
You use up 5 Elf Tears and Hog Slop!
25,000 damage to a Nail!
10,000 damage to the Ribcage!
6,000 damage to the Ribcage!
The Wing's aren't inside the Ribcage! It's just that the Ribcage protects them from being attacked, since its bony structure extends onto some of the wings and makes them invulnerable due to mime magic.
4,000 damage to a Nail!
COLORFUL WANDS: A set of wands that are comprised of candy-colored stripes that swirl around like rainbows chock-full of sweet food. They are imbued with happiness and love, and can increase the happiness of others using its concentrated love-based majjyyks. If one's happiness is fully raised, their mind will turn against itself and the entity will take heavy damage.
FENESTRATED WAND: A powerful wand whose upper half is covered in a grey metal, the metal that fenestrated walls are made of, artifacts that can view any point in reality. Said power permeates the wand, giving it a connection to all universes and their power.
Crystalantholovat && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat (Level 9: 1/10)
Fundament Essence && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin (Level 10: 1/11)
+4 HP to Amperz4nd!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CONTAINMENT BREACH
7,000 damage to a Nail!
Every destroyed part of the Bleak disintegrates instantly when it is destroyed so that they can't be examined!
The Godmodder chucks it into the Void, where it dies instantly due to not being able to adapt to its harshness.
17,000 damage to a Nail!
Awkward Potion OOO Violent Memory = Potion of Violence (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Sad Memory = Potion of Sadness (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Happy Memory = Potion of Happiness (1/2)
3,000 damage to the Ribcage!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FLEET ATTACK
4,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Ick. 5,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Abathur and allied units added!
PILOT'S HUB: A pilot's room with control panels hard-wired to show a three-dimensional hologram of what's going on around the ship, a computer that has complete mastery over thaumaturgical knowledge, and a chair that allows for full mental control of all parts of the room and whatever spaceship it is connected to.
Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover (Level 10: 1/11)
+4 HP to omglolsguy!
+3 HP to Irecreeper!
You can't interact with Team Excavate!
Flumpty Bumpty is currently in Limbo, a place of eternal damnation and punishment in the form of being sentenced to an endless abyss, and has been rendered unconscious after eating some of Waluigi's secret spice.
3,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril and the Ribcage!
The Chaos Tendril deals 2,400 damage to Wilson!
Split uses a smash attack, charging up and creating a spin attack with his sword that fluctuates time wildly for the Chaos Tendril and Septavius, dealing 20,000 damage to both!
Wilson destroys a Nail and deals 15,000 damage to another! Doctor Octagonapus BLAAAAAAAAGHs the Ribcage, dealing 30,000 damage!
The Bleak's arms pulsate and twitch momentarily, but the monster remains still. The Wings heal the Ribcage by +50,000 HP, and the damaged Nail is fully healed! The Bleak deals 40,000 damage to Split and 32,000 damage to Wilson! The Godmodder traps every entity bar the Bleak inside of a chunk error, and every entity bar the Bleak takes 20,000 damage! Doctor Octagonapus' Robot is destroyed as a result! Wilson only takes 16,000 damage.
The elevator door finally opens, and Team Excavate enters the lowest floor of the Tower! A small ding played while the door opened, and it plays again as the door closes. The Thorndroids leave the elevator cable and join everyone, and the elevator falls into the Void below... Yeah, it's not coming back.
The room appears to be a huge cavernous expanse, whose ceiling stretches up immensely high, and whose boundaries stretch very far. Three long roots descend from the top of the cavern and make their way to the bottom; three ancient and long roots with unfathomable power. The only surviving roots of Yggdrasil. It looks like the Godmodder has either dug this hole himself, or has hired others to help...
Suddenly, descending from the sky, you see five extremely fashionable BLU Pyros on jets of flame! They all seem to be holding various melee weapons, one of which is a guitar! (It's quickly swapped out for a more standard axe.) Once the Pyros touch down on the ground, you see them for who they truly are: the Legion of Pyronus, cavern guardians and fashion consultants! It looks like the Godmodder has recruited them to burn Yggdrasil's remains to the ground, quite literally!
One of the Pyros steps forward, holds a remote, and presses a button! Traps begin to encircle the roots of Yggdrasil! A Network of Bombs surrounds one root, Electrical Barb-Wire surrounds another, and Flesh-Eating Termites surrounds the last! They're designed to damage those who try to get close the roots... The Legion then readies itself for their last stand for the Godmodder, uttering triumphant huddahs! Dig deep! AGAIN WITH THE DUMB PUNS
How to Play:
This is sort of like a Control Points game. If you, in one of your posts, say that you go near a root and try to activate its power, you will be listed in the Battlefield as being close to said root. If one is close to a root, said root's Awakening Bar will go up! When all three Awakening Bars are filled, the roots' nascent power will activate and the Tower will fall! The more people there are touching a Root, the faster its Awakening Bar will fill up!
But first, you'll have to take care of the traps. If you touch a root and its trap is still there, bad things will happen to you in the EOTB... Try to take care of them in creative ways! They don't respond to normal attacks... You'll also have to contend with the Legion of Pyronus themselves! They won't go down easily, and their flamethrowers can easily lower Awakening Bars! Make sure they don't get the chance to hinder your progress!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Wait for the final challenge.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 685,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 11
Team Excelsior
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: II
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 73,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 113,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 125,600/300,000. Emotion: Sly. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 35%. State: -30. Symbiote attached. Regen: II
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 99,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 500,000/500,000 HP. (x2.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 604,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nails: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x3.) The Bleak's attack power increases if there are more of them. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 2/20.
Yggdrasil Root A: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 0%. Network of Bombs: Active. No players near it.
Yggdrasil Root B: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 0%. Electrical Barb-Wire: Active. No players near it.
Yggdrasil Root C: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 0%. Flesh-Eating Termites: Swarming. No players near it.
Sawbuck: [AG] Leaves in two turns.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 57,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Symbiote attached.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 24/25. Mana: IIIIIIII 2 Immune to all attacks, takes damage upon the death of allies.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Hidden: 100%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x2.)
Thorndroids: [AG] HP: 1/1. (x40,000.)
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 175,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Hellspawn: 125,000/125,000 HP. High attack. Skullface: 140,000/140,000 HP. Intimidates others. Collarbone: 110,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 116,000/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
8 Elf Tears
4 Pie Filling
2 Weasel Snot
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: OFF and OFF
A.B.E.: 21/50
Umbra Scepter: 5/7
"Well then."
I grab my Tengv Blade and get ready to dash into The Bleak head-on, fearless. Until i realize Tengv Man isn't a real Robot Master and i just took a bootleg thing. It is unceremoniously slammed into The Bleak's Ribcage at very fast speeds.
Post I
THE MOON IS RISING 15/50
Critical Strike 15/20
AIR STRIKE 1/10
???: I'm wondering if I should kill you when my charge end and I take my true form?
ME: Like you could kill me, and aren't I reviving you
???: So? Once I'm revived, why do I need you... Actually, on second thought, you could be my personal slave, how would you like that?
ME: ... (help me please, someone)
???: (Why would you want to help him)
ME: (I might just kill you now)
???: (Too bad I already planned ahead for that, you would have to kill yourself too (And why are we whispering))
I respawned last turn because I got hit by IRE, not certain, but I'm pretty sure I died
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((twin, Trifecta is not the express purpose in anything I do, but taking into account the cinematic appeal of ANY potential adaptations has helped a lot of my posts and story-bits more coherent and enjoyable for other people. Additionally, there's some things that, Trifecta or no, just work better lumped in with the rest of DTG2, whether you want them to be in Act 5 (which feels to me more like an over-glorified epilogue, no matter how awesome of a conclusion its going to be) or in a separate epilogue of its own, those of us that have DTG2-centered stuff that want to get it done quick and not bring unnecessary baggage to DTG3 should do it here.))
I begin OOC chanting; "COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE! COMB RAVE!"
The mysterious replacement faceless eights appear once more, rolling an attack against Bleak.
Hank charges up amongst Bleak once more, this time with a copy of the Binary Blade, and dodges and rolls among the flailing mime limbs, and drives the sword into a Nail. Eric looks back at him and reaches into his cloak once more, pulling out a shiny silver handle, and tosses Hank the lightsaber.
Oh yeah... I like this thing.
Hank immediately cuts out large portions of the Nail he is attacking, and when Bleak attempts to retaliate, he cuts a piece out of whatever Bleak retaliates with before jumping out of the way of a second attack, cutting the Nail up even more, and dodging away from subsequent attacks.
Eric rushes over to Wilson.
Are you okay Wilson?
Eric gives Wilson a small vial full of red liquid.
This is a health potion. Can't remember which universe its from though. Most health potions look a lot alike. Anyways, this one's supposed to be a 'max health restore', even though I think the whole thing's actually smaller than the regular health potions. Meh, go figure.
Eric gives the maximum revive potion to Wilson.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I grumble at Erelye incoherently, brandishing my Roleplay Slayer's Halberd at him in a somewhat disgruntled manner.
/null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Alchemies
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (7/9)
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = The Resonance Chamber (3/8)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Reality Majyyks && Scribe's Wands = Voxwands (3/10)
Action
I pull out one of the Bleak's Nails and re-enact Burston's Sorrow with it being everyone who dies:
I sip my mocha angry (causing me to get really enraged and punch the nail with 20,000 teranewtons of force). That damn detective knows about the nail's weakness. Now it might have to kill himself. I take out my gun. It is Toxicide. I point it at the nail and shoot. As the bullet the nail's brain it thinks about nothing (because nails cannot think). 'if i could be a bettr pokemon trainer,,," (I feed that into Syntaxidermy and fire, causing a reanimated tiger to maul the nail.) I fire the Billy Bazooka at it and Mays screams "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE."
At the nail's funeral (where he is burned alive) I say to the nail, "you are a horrible person". "YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEE!" he screams and runs to the town. (which proceeds to explode) There was a EAS TONES concert which was his favorite but he did not feel better (in fact, it exploded from the power of Ear Removal™). I shoot the nail and leave it alone. It goes home and listens to more EAS Tones and cuts himself (and then I cut it with the Nuclear Powersaw). I say to it "do not be sad; be an awesome Pokémon." "NO YOU [EXPLETIVE]" the nail says, (at which point I force it to do a deadly sensitivity training test from hell.) and goes to its car (which is rigged to explode). He drives the 90 miles (while the car is on fire and being doused in fluoroantimonic acid and dihydrogen difluoride) and shoots a gun (which explodes instead of firing) as well.
Suddenly, Michael Rosen comes out of nowhere and says, "That's enough!" I stop and fire the Plumsgun at the Bleak's nail.
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
First, I toss THE ARMISTYX onto the celing, which switches into ACTUALLY FOUR HARPOON CANNONS SCYTHE MODE. Next, I grab Hellspawn with a long claw-arm made of solid steel, then flip him up into the air. The Harpoon Cannons manage to impale both his legs an arms! I then order the cannons to retract, quartering Hellspawn!
To continue this combo, I then destroy all but one of the harpoon cannons, which swings Hellspawn around, smashing him into walls and other members of the team! The last Harpoon Cannon eventually breaks from stress, but I jump in with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, and him across the room, straight towards the Network of Bombs! I toss several CHAIRNADES(c) in his general direction, causing a huge wave of explosions to rock Hellspawn! I grab the ARMISTYX again, then switch the ARMISTYX to STICKY HAND SCYTHE MODE, and stick it to Hellspawn, then fling him backwards, into a conveniently placed array of spikes, blenders and buzzsaws!
After getting cut to shreds, I then use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER to enter Hellspawn's mind, driving him insane, dropping his Intelligence stat by 500! He then goes insane and bashes his head against a wall 1,000 times, but said wall was of my design, with TINY POISONED SPIKES on it! I then kick him, forcibly impaling him on every spike in the wall! The wall then falls over, and to finish it off, I drive him into the earth using CHAIRSTORM LVL 10.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn x3 Locusts.
>Garen: Use Decisive Strike on Hellspawn!
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote(Bearger) Use Spike Burst on Hellspawn and Joe!
>Sawbuck: Attack Hellspawn!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 31/50
I combine the Night Edge with the Lapis Aurorae to gain something along the lines of SKY EDGE.
Summoning from my realm, eh?
Indeed I am. It's the way to really get my Sword moves going.
I could give them to you, but the players are rebelling again.
Maybe if you fed your minions something else, like cows, it'd be different. We make superb T-Bone Steaks here at the Shadows.
You do? Do enlighten me.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
+2 to Erelye.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 16/50 (+3 from Crystal)
Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 8/11
Nuclear Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 8/11
iBoomstick: 7/11
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
Doctor Octogonapus attacks the nails.
==Excavate==
Lothyra exits the elevator. However, right before the elevator falls in the void...
True WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH: 20/20 Expended! Executing...
From the spores of the fallen Orks new ones sprout. An entire army of Orks floods out of the elevator. They are armed by Lothyra, and then Zerg Rush Collarbone, guns blazing. A cry rings out in the cavern. A cry of bloodlust and death.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The Ork WAAAGH! unleashes its full power upon Collarbone. Sadly, all of the Orks are slain by his/her/its counterattack. Due to him being armed with incendiary weaponry, the spores of the fallen are burned and unusable. However Collarbone has taken a lot of damage.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 1/3
(Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 4/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 4/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 3/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 21/25
Seeing the Flesh-Eating Termites, an idea strikes me. I begin playing around with magic and genetic engineering, greatly sped up by the Interfaced Timewatch, until I have a good-sized blob of Termite-Eating Flesh. I toss it at the Flesh-Eating Termites, and the resulting termite-antitermite reaction takes away a good chunk of the termites until they manage to eat the Flesh.
I summon a legion of Snipers, the Pyro's worst enemy, and command them to fire everything at Hellspawn. They oblige, head-, body- and even foot-shotting him over and over, but unfortunately are all killed in an incident involving a Cozy Camper, apple juice, and a Dave cosplayer. Poor Mundy #23, never even mind the rest of them. He didn't deserve that. Happily, they all manage to respawn back in TF2.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (8/9)
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = The Resonance Chamber (4/8)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Reality Majyyks && Scribe's Wands = Voxwands (4/10)
Action
I pull out the NUM-88 and fire on the Bleak's ribcage.
Act 1! +2 to Erelye!
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
2.1 (4/10) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.) (+2 from Ire...)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 5/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = The Amplifier (Level 4: 3/5)
Eh, let's just see what this gets, even if I can't make it. Mythos && Divine Gate of Harmony && Moorblade 2.0 >=Zillymiter=<
As I got back that it apparently wasn't possible to physically ascend further, I ask the Magic English Eye why this is the case. It's probably the Godmodder but it doesn't hurt to check.
Suddenly, an Ultra Lucky Block appears on the floor! Purple and emitting an aura of PURE LUCK, it will grant power and fortune for all those who can properly open it. Of course, many have tried and failed to break it, and those who thus far succeeded simply did not get anything because they weren't aware of the secret of breaking the Ultra Lucky Block.
The secret is, of course, the Ultra Lucky Block is made partially of obsidian, so you need a Diamond Pick or better to destroy it. I retrieve and use the Bedrock Pickaze (which is infinitely better then a Bedrock Pickaxe), and mine out the block. Beams of pure light shine out from it as it cracks and breaks as the Bedrock Pickaze easily minces what Diamond would take three seconds to break! An angelic choir rings out in the last second of the Block's stability prior to breaking!
It's...My GOODNESS, IT'S...It's a Nuclear Warhead Queenscale Battleaxe! It's a one-use Relish Nuke in the form of a Queenscale Battleaxe, Queenscale being one of the most deadly shaprened pointy things humanity knows of! Its EXACTLY what we need right now! I take it and, with a great heave (Queenscale Battleaxes have heads thrice the size of the average Minecraftian), toss it at one of the Bleak's Nails.
After the explosion settles, I look at the Bleak's now-destroyed Nails. Seems pretty non-functioning to me!
4/50 x3 Let's infuse some more stuff, woo
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the ribcage
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $252
Mindscape: Wake up, unplug, whatever
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A charm which protects against unwanted teleportation
I RESPAWN.
I use BLACKEST NIGHT on the Wings, or the Nails if untargetable.
i t/\ke out my un/\gi bl/\de /\nd br/\ndish it in /\ d/\ngerous w/\y ne/\r the ble/\k.
Oh no
I take out my BARBED WIRE CLIPPERS, and snip off one length of barbed wire! Luckily, they were rubber clippers! Thinking fast, I quickly take out a giant block of rubber, melt it down to liquid, and drown the barbed wire in it, hoping to neutralize some of the wire's power!
I also move near the root with the wire.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BLAZE IT on the RIBCAGE.
I grab the Twilisaber and stab a Nail.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I use the SCP-914 to upgrade the Keymaster using The Very Fine setting.
I'll be making my great escape now!
5/50 x3 Let's infuse some more stuff, woo
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $254
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball to look up how Binary's player capturing thing is going.
+2 to Wilson
Indigo Flames AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Vis AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Turn 2/3
(Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 5/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 5/11.
Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 4/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 22/25
I take out the Fenestrated Wand, channeling the power of the Wand of Nagamar, and transform some FLESH EATING TERMITES into A GENTEEL HERMIT'S FIST. It immediately begins smashing the termites around it in a most courteous way, until its former brothers surround and devour it. Most of the ones that ate it overdose on gentlemanliness and die as well, or at least begin walking around wearing tiny top hats and monocles, disdaining their former vocation of flesh-eating and lording it over the other termites. And then become little termite hermits, selling ten-leaf clovers and various materials to the other termites in return for worthless junk. Must've been some hermit essence in that fist as well. So they just become completely ineffective at dealing damage.
I wave the Wand again, and HELLSPAWN suddenly transforms into a WELSH PLAN. It shouts incomprehensible instructions, the fact that the rest of the Legion isn't following the Plan enraging it so much that it manages to tear itself in several places before detransforming. The damage is mirrored on Hellspawn's restored form.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
+2 to Erelye.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 19/50 (+2 from Crystal)
Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 9/11
Nuclear Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 9/11
iBoomstick: 8/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra turns to the Network of Bombs.
Hmm. What should I do to neutralize this threat?
She then remembers the army of Computercraft turtles that she used frequently during the Glitch.
Hmm. I haven't used those for a long time... Hey wait. There's this mod called Open Computers that adds all of the stuff Computercraft did but makes t much more hardcore/realistic. I think I'll use that. Plus "turtle" is a dumb name for a robot anyway.
She then replaces all of the Computercraft turtles in her army with Open Computers robots. She then sends all of them on a suicide mission to detonate all of the bombs. Just for good measure, she fires the Heavy Light in "Drill Mode" over the Network to detonate any other ones. She then moves to Yggdrasil Root A.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis