The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-9 / 25- Emergency Plating
-39 / 50- The Tophat (Pricey'd, +1)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
First, I bap Proof's knife out of the air with a chair. No stabbing the cable.
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and set it to REVOLVING PLATFORM SCYTHE MODE and set it to rotate above the elevator. I jump on, then pull out several stacks of wood, manipulating them to push Chopper back and restrain it. I then pull out a collection of TRUSTY KNIVES I keep around, and upon the revolving platform, take shots upon Chopper!
Once the platform heads infront of Chopper once more, I grab the platform, change it to CROSSGUARD LIGHTSABER SCYTHE MODE and begin to carve up Chopper, destroying the restraints I put into place.
Chopper inevitably attempts to attack me, but I end up countering with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, and fire a pulse of chaos energy towards him, staggering him. I then impale Chopper with a sharpened log, and kick him in the shins, which causes the ARMISTYX, in GIANT BOOT SCYTHE MODE, to descend from the heavens and smash his shins.
Battlefield: I test out the azure armoury on Septavius. Sorry, but I want to see how much damage it does under normal conditions, and only AG entities provide that opportunity at the moment. Actually, why am I even apologizing, I'm neutral, even if I don't act like it. Screw Septavius, and whoever summoned him too.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $228
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 3/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 3/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 3/11
Lothyra uses the Magnepulators to wrestle one of The Chopper's axes away from him/her/it, than ironically chops him/her/it with it. She then rolls the Reaper's Decad at The Chopper (her rolling the Decad and her attacking the Chopper with his/her/its axe are separate attacks. Just because one fails doesn't mean the other does.
(Godmodder's Tower) I sat down while the people are fighting against the Overpowered Mobs then i use the Steel Diamond Katana to charge it's power for more deadly strikes, My eyes are shut while i was charging my weapon for 1 hour, then my weapon is fully charged then i wipe all the mobs while they eating the cake then i preformed the 10X Sword Combo at more than 5 random Mobs to spill some Green blood and other gore and i used Feeling Blue at some random Mobs after this the Healing Dragon blew Healing Fire at me to recover myself. (This wont Burn me) finally i rest on the safe spot.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 2/3
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 11/11 COMPLETE
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 8/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 4/11
I alchemize Paradox's Wand >Fine 1/?
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Rod of Phyrexia 25/25 COMPLETE
I start a new charge- Libram Contractualis 1/25. It is immediately boosted to 5/25 by Gutza.
I also start another charge- 1/25
25/25 EXPENDED
A ritual circle draws itself around me as I pull out a heavily warded vial of a strange-looking black oil that has a distinctly living look to it. Glistening oil, the stuff of a quite insidious plane in the MTG universe known as Phyrexia. I pull out several piles of Salis Mundus, a Vis Filter, and a phial of Purus essentia, lifted from an earlier version of Thaumcraft. I pour the Purus essentia into the glistening oil, adding the Salis Mundus as well after allowing the whole thing to mix. The mixture slowly lightens, and I then modify the Vis Filter to accept liquids as well before pouring the slurry though. I catch the product, now a pure white, in another phial. The original Phyrexia was a plane of blended metal and flesh that could spread itself through the glistening oil. Even a single drop of the viral oil was enough to corrupt an entire world in time- and indeed, this exact thing came to pass long after the destruction of the original Phyrexia, creating a New Phyrexia. Good thing I didn't let even one single drop spill. This purified form of the oil keeps its virulent properties, but without any influence from Phyrexia. I decant half of the pure oil into another phial and store it away, while keeping one half. That half I begin to infuse with my own magic, rendering it a conduit of my will. The whitened oil slowly darkens into a near-black purple as I transform it into a perfect agent of infiltration. Perfectly obedient to my will, it allows me to sense through it, influence or even control machines and people infected with it, channel magic through it, and hosts of other strange and unique abilities. The only limitation I place on it is that it will not spread beyond what and where I infect with it. I pull out a foot-and-a-half long black rod, tipped with a cylinder of clear crystal. This is obviously another Device, and I quickly infuse the magical oil into it. The only visible change is that the crystal on its tip now has a black Ï•, the symbol of Phyrexia, constantly spinning within as a hologram, and is now more spike-shaped than cylinder-shaped. Almost like a pencil. I test out the rod, the symbol within glowing a deep purple as I draw a line of magical oil down a wall. Hmm, it seems to me I could also use this to draw runes. I'll have to test this more later. I connect the rod to True Crystallum, storing it away in its hammerspace pocket.
I fire a jet of glistening oil at The Chopper, immediately taking control of his muscles and ordering them to make him hack at himself with one of his own axes. This use burns the oil out, as I have no wish to inflict a debuff and waste most of this attack's power.
I must stab the cable
I must stab all the things
I STAB EVERYTHING
(but mostly the cable)
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Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 2/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 2/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-21, crystal-19, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (8/8!)
Ethereal Wisp 18/25
Truth's Hats 20/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I pull out a stick of tenebrous, almost fluid, oily-looking chalk. Without uttering a word, I duck to the ground, marking a variety of arcane symbols with not clear definition upon the floor of the tower, forming a loose ring of runic markings beyond the ability of the vast majority of the people in the room to comprehend. I take several steps backwards, silently regarding the circle, before my mouth twitches downward somewhat, and I duck to the floor once more, drawing a perfect circle within the runes. The markings and the circle appear to be almost paste-like, though they are clearly made of oily chalk, unless I have mistakenly grabbed the wrong type, which I doubt. Regardless, any kind should work. This is merely my most powerful, and most discreetly obtained, type of chalk for ritual purposes of any sort whatsoever. I slide the almost fluid chalk into some sort of obscured container, which I promptly relocate to my alchemical bag, directly beside the dagger, stained with the blood of the owner of Demise. Hah. I carefully examine the circle and the runes. There is absolutely no room for failure in this instance. Especially not with the thing I am summoning. And, the target, I suppose. Granted, the S.S. Omega is continually getting weaker. Regardless, I stand, taking a singular step backwards, before muttering something under my breath.
Mor hgis osgi'ckgil. Ugil josgi'segi'ressgi'st gish gipocgilypse.
The ground begins to slowly melt (to a negligible extent, of course. There is no need to remove the floor completely) as sparks of violet energy burst from within the circle, trying and failing to reach beyond the circle of runes. Slowly, something occurs within the circle alone. Starting from within the absolute center, a vortex, or perhaps a window, to another dimension unfolds itself, spreading to the fringes of the runic circle, the wards I applied upon its creation prevailing against whatever seeks to emerge from the portal. It is only a few eldritch beasts, and perhaps a Shadow Creature or two as well. Nothing too major. Suddenly, I feel another, far more powerful force tugging at the utmost depths of the portal, attempting to override my power over the circle. I glance into the portal, and see some sort of purple light below, as well as utterances of a much-feared shout. Not the forbidden word. The time for such things has long past, and the only semblance of a being still possessing frequent usage of the aforementioned word is the genocidal maniac of an alternate version of me, spouting that horrendous word with every chance it gets. Regardless, this is not the being we are speaking of. This entity is far more powerful, and far more sensible. Or, I hope he is at the current moment. I'd like to refrain from getting my timeline rearranged. I immediately duck for cover upon seeing the light in the portal, moments before the being's power overcomes my own. A singular word emanates from the lips of the being. It is some sort of maddened proclaiming of faith, from what I know. Then again, I know very little. But, I can tell you with certainty what was spoken. Quite simply, it was WAA. The being appears to be some sort of alternate version of me. Those with knowledge of the being (misters Twin, Crystal, Tempo, and possibly Tazz) immediately recognize the being as the one and only WAAlare WAArelye. Disregard him, I say. Then again, my advice in such an occurrence has neither been proven as trustworthy or accurate. Anyhow, WAAlare streaks towards the S.S. Omega almost instantly, singing some sort of... carol under his breath? I haven't any clue. He stifles those caroling alongside him as he accelerates towards the ship. WAAlare stops above the bridge of the S.S. Omega, purple energy flowing around him. I suppose that he is thinking about the most important things in life. A loud WAA comes from WAAlare. I leap from cover, and rush to the circle, chanting frantically in an attempt to sever WAArelye's connection to GodCraft. As I do so, WAAlare crackles with amethyst static, of a color distanced from that of his purple aura by far, and more of my aura than anything else. After several moments, he turns pure white, becoming a hole in spacetime, amethyst light emanating from his form, before disappearing entirely. This spurs me on far more than his floating there, as he was doing several seconds ago. My chanting and hand gestures accelerate to twice their initial speed. Bursts of amethyst static appear around the S.S. Omega, large chunks of blocks disappearing from the Bridge. I immediately begin glowing with an amethyst aura, the ground around the circle heating up with sheer arcane might. After several more moments, the vast majority of the Bridge seems to be missing. A white outline resembling me immensely appears in spacetime, emanating a combination of static and amethyst energy. Several seconds later, WAAlare appears once more, his purple aura emitting far more energy than usual. He is still singing the carol under his breath, from what I can tell. Or perhaps he is just muttering to himself. I don't know. I finish my chanting, and WAAlare races towards me at speeds beyond that of light, bending spacetime around his movement. I leap out of the way. The portal draws WAAlare in, and sucks him to the other end. One last WAA comes from the vortex before it seals itself. I smudge the runic markings and the circle with my boots. That should NOT have happened. I'd guess that WAArelye utilized his John-esque reality manipulation abilities to remove sections of the S.S. Omega as they were being built. Why? Likely pure frivolous intent. The point is, he's gone now. From this reality, at least.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Battlefield: I examine the indigo flames to see of they have functions besides mindscape access
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $230
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 4/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 4/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 4/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
In the main room of HMAS Ship, a large circle is drawn in red chalk. Barely touching it, at 90 degree angles, are four smaller circles. The large circle is empty, but the four are each filled with a weapon, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse, and The Lazuli Fencer to be exact. Red puts an opaque jar in the centre, and quickly backs some distance from the circles. Before he can continue, a door on the other side of the room opens.
Not even going to ask what you're doing, but is this going to blow up the ship?
Of course not... Probably.
Blue sighs, presses a button on the wall, and dashes back through the door before it, and the rest of the entrances in the main room are covered by metal plating. Red takes out his wand, and points it at the five circles.
I read through the entirety of It Is Unseen, noting anything of any knowledge beyond that which I have learned from my other source. Hah. Annuit coeptis, novus ordo seclorum. Beforehand, I check the tome thoroughly for any memory-erasing spells or enchantments. If I find any, I attempt to remove them, but do not read the book regardless.
I draw the Crimson Twig, after clearing up the summoning circle from last post's debacle. I don't want to have to see that again. Given my luck, it will likely occur a number of times more. But, not now. Or, I hope so. Anyhow, I direct the staff at the S.S. Omega, watching the destruction energies vibrate throughout the staff, glowing throughout the crimson gem topping the staff with a certainty that denotes true chaos and destruction, in its finer forms. Decay, destruction, Perditio, entropy, et cetera. Speaking of the primal vis, Perditio vis begins to congregate around the staff, drawn directly from the local aura for reasons and through abilities I would rather not get into. Perditio pulsates and writhes around the staff as I mutter to myself, evidently warding off some sort of mythical beast just beneath Nihil Magna. I'm saying mythical in as sarcastic a manner as possible. Dealing with the Red Dragon is no laughing matter, seeing as you end up dead well over ninety percent of the time. I raise the Twig slightly. The dark gray vis swirling around the gem topping the staff begins to twitch and pulsate in a direction facing the S.S. Omega. I direct the vis towards the ship, preparing for any inevitable aftereffects. Bolts of pure entropy and destruction separate from the aura, pummeling the Bridge repeatedly, carving a path of craters and shadow into the ship. Flux Gas pours from the craters, burning through anything above the ship, inclusive of whatever fabric is upon the masts (if any, or if there are masts at all), with pure instability, caused by magical overflow. I wouldn't imagine pure bolts of chaos have a very high capacity for the storage of essentia slurry. Hah. Flux Goo remains in the craters, merely filling the first few inches of the holes for several seconds. After that indicated point, however, the goo begins to react, warping the ship beneath it with pure Flux. The Flux Goo tears through the bottom of the ship, leaving a trail of Fibrous Taint along the inside of the ship as it pours to the ground. I proceed to fire a second wave of pure destruction through the S.S. Omega, tearing through the ship in general as much as possible, before I exhaust the supply of Perditio Vis. This would not be a problem if I had some sort of Vis Storage Amulet. Actually, I can do that. That's something I can definitely do. I place the Crimson Twig in my inventory.
Afterwards, I alchemize Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Amulet of Vis Storage && Mixed Crystal Cluster (1/???). The Amulet of Void was produced by the wiles of the Alchemiter, as I'd expect you remember. You know what an Amulet of Runic Shielding is, almost certainly. You likely also know what a Mixed Crystal Cluster is as well. An Amulet of Vis Storage, however, I do not know if you do. An Amulet of Vis Storage is an amulet designed specifically to carry Vis, which could charge wands, staves, scepters, or anything that utilizes vis, and can be wielded by a player. It is composed primarily of Mixed Crystal Clusters. If you desire anything else on it, I'm afraid that is all I have time to state, so you'll have to look it up. I apologize if this is the case.
—
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:07
Now, here we are, around two enquier later, finally ready to test this ring. I stand within the infusion chamber, before striding out a side door, entering a long, narrow hallway. I walk down the hallway, taking a door to the left, which opens up directly to a spiral staircase heading downwards. Without as much as a moment of consideration, I enter the room, closing the door behind me as I traverse the staircase, which opens up to another hallway, whose floor is composed of dark oak planks, instead of the usual Greatwood. This could mean one of two things. One, I there was not enough Greatwood when reconstruction was occurring after the Red Disaster, which I find unlikely, seeing as they equate to each other equivalently in terms of transmutation. Two, whatever is within the room on the other end of the hall is rather messy, and would ruin the Greatwood, which I would like to leave untarnished. It is the latter, in case it was not evident. I stride through the hall, stepping over a jar of a somewhat viscous-looking red liquid, holding naught but a crystalline zombie brain. I enter the room, revealing an open, circular room, filled with Curative Vats. I stride down the hall, examining some of the things within the vats as I pass by. One holds an effigy of some sort, roughly resembling a Testificate. Another holds a still-living player, clearly unconscious. The last one holds a pig. Hah. I reach the end of the hall, and glance at the ring upon my finger. The gem upon the ring shifts from black to aubergine with a spark of Praecantatio.
I think it would be wise if I were to actually explain what all of these things do, instead of going on some sort of vague tangential ramble. As I have mentioned, there are four modes, Arcane, Abyssal, Sorcerous, and Biological. The ring can switch between modes, as can the Ring of Arcana. At the current moment, the ring is in the Arcane mode. This is a primarily passive mode, the general opposite of the Sorcerous mode in that regard. In this form, the ring bestows two passive effects. One, a mild boost in my arcane abilities in their entirety. Mild, as in 1,000 damage more, or 1,000 more points of healing. Secondly, and more importantly, the thing provides a boost to how swiftly my Runic Shielding recharges. Initially, I was going to say it charges 3% more (13%) when Arcane is active, but that seems far too high for this artifact. 2% or 1% more, whichever seems fair to you. Secondly, the Abyssal mode. It is far more active, and wields more complex abilities. Upon changing to this mode (which takes a turn in itself, if you recall), two active attacks begin to charge up. One, Inky Epiphany, a two-turn charge, and two, Abyssal Energies, a three-turn charge. Inky Epiphany is primarily designed for self-augmentation, whilst Abyssal Energies is an offensive attack. After this, Sorcerous. This mode is slightly more complex than the others, seeing as it has a more utilitarian usage. Due to the infusion of a Ring of Arcana into the ring, this mode features a variety of abilities, including flight (just in case, seeing as I can do this already), growing things (if specifically stated), and teleportation (once again, just in case). However, this ring also features two active attacks. The first is Red Matter, a four turn charge. It is an offensive ability, dealing some amount of damage. The second is Primal, a three turn charge, which is of the same nature. Sorcerous is designed to be an offensive attack-based mode, in case it wasn't evident. Finally, Biological. This thing is extremely curious. It focuses primarily around living transmutation, a practice I have researched for quite some time. Finally, I have brought the theory to physical form. This thing permits one to change their own bodily structure in any way possible (invisibility, chameleon-esque camouflage, et cetera). I doubt I will use this at all. It's applications aren't much compared to my own abilities. Biological possesses a singular active attack, Transmutation, a two-turn charge. I will describe this in detail in a bit.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Battlefield: FseftrAI uses the plug to enter it's own mindscape
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $232
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 5/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 5/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 5/11
I roll the Fourth Wall Breakers at the S.S.Omega's bridge. I then use Valhalla to destroy the idea that the S.S.Omega doesn't have a mindscape and enter its newly-formed mindscape with the Gilded Pyramid, then light it completely on fire. It then freaks out at the fact that it's sentient, and I only barely manage to escape before it implodes from all the illogicality.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 45/50
Quiver Conundrum 13/50
Ultimate Skulltop 3/50
Taurus Sign && Computer Chip 1/??
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 3/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 3/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-21, crystal-19, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
You Know What? Ultimate Wily Capsule Appears! (You need to collect some Info at the end of Trial 4)
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I have serious blood pressure and i transformed into Vampiric Mega Garchomp to eat some skeletons. Yeah i always bleed inside while turning into the Mega Pokemon like this...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Talist
Starry Mage's Action: I also transformed into the Garchomp then i used 3 Dragon type STAB Moves at the Zombies to crush them.
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (5/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (3/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (3/11)
Action
I pull out Mental Element and cause a carbon golem to appear and maul the zombies. Since the zombies were previously humans and humans are carbon-based, the zombies are quickly eaten by the golem and all the other elements are spat out at ridiculously high speeds into the creepers. I then summon a calcium golem. Since the skeletons are made of bones and the inorganic parts of bones contain calcium, the skeletons are consumed by the calcium golem and all the other elements in the bones are spat out at the spiders at ludicrously high speeds.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 3/3
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 9/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 5/11
Paradox's Wand >Fine 2/?
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 6/25
2/25
I target The Chopper with a turret and start ripping into him. Then I augment the turret with a magical boost from Paradox's Wand and continue. Paradoxical bullets slam into The Chopper, bullets ripped from a doomed timeline to travel here and have some way of affecting the alpha once again. Then a massive blast of DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS slams into The Chopper from having so many doomed-timeline bullets in him, annihilating the doomed bullets and incidentally doing massive damage to The Chopper. I lower the turret and Paradox's Wand, satisfied.
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (6/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (4/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (4/11)
Action
I pull out Ear Removalâ„¢ and pretend to be Dr. AT498TV Mays. I proceed to test the hearing of the mobs attacking the cake by firing the weapon at the mobs.
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 6/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 7/11)
I pull out the Golden Globe and draw a circle around the cake. A small Australium Dome appears around it, protecting it from one attack (from one group of mobs). I then tap the dome with the Golden Globe, and out springs a Mini-Sentry, which will counterattack against the horde of mobs. I then pull out the Origin Wands and make that a Level 3 Mini-Sentry, now with extra overly-small death. I then get an Australium Engineer to make a sentry nest out of it, naturally including Australium Dispenser and Teleporters. Still not satisfied, more Golden Globe senanigans occur, and an Australium Pyro and Heavy starts guarding the sentry, and an Australium Medic hangs around. Thinking it could be a little better, I do a bit more, and an Australium Frying Pan wielding Australium Spy appears with an Asturalium Soldier, Demoman, Scout and Sniper, each wielding an ideal load-out and wearing a wide array of hats/other aesthetic pieces, all ready to vigorously defend any idiot who dares to approach the cake and kill off whatever tries.
Still unsatisfied, I proceed to pull out the Wholesword of Zillybruk. Being Trickster, I am totally in tune with this sword. I proceed to hold it aloft in the air, generating a five-part shield of Bubblequotestone, mined from the rich Gramblygrand mines of the island of Istasmall, then reinforcing it with twelve Zillybolt Iron cast turrets from the works of the great Fumblepuff Forge Master, further reinforcing the cake defenses this turn.
...Could I do better? Yes, yes I can. I then take out Chorus Bellum, stabbing it into the ground in front of the Bubblequotestone shield. THe ground rumbles, and from it rises a shield made of Piano keys. Almost done at this point, I then raise my hand, and thrust it towards the shields without touching it. Instantly, the excess water half-flooding the tower at this point rushes back up the stairs, whirling around the previous shield and condensing into a wall of water that will repel attackers and fling them back.
I admire my handiwork and the safety of the cake I have hopefully ensured for this round.
I wind down CogWynd by 5% and get him to start using How Do Balls Cue?. He begins charging for the attack, the Balling Cue materailizing inside his mouth cannon and growing in size, causing him to Wind up by 15%. The attack will be unleashed next turn. The Ultimate Wily Capsule, which was a thing and presumably still is, will now come out from nowhere and begin attacking the Mob Groups with advanced and deadly Wily machines, because I said so and because I am going to stab his rear end into next century if he doesn't.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-9 / 25- Emergency Plating
-39 / 50- The Tophat (Pricey'd, +1)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
First, I bap Proof's knife out of the air with a chair. No stabbing the cable.
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and set it to REVOLVING PLATFORM SCYTHE MODE and set it to rotate above the elevator. I jump on, then pull out several stacks of wood, manipulating them to push Chopper back and restrain it. I then pull out a collection of TRUSTY KNIVES I keep around, and upon the revolving platform, take shots upon Chopper!
Once the platform heads infront of Chopper once more, I grab the platform, change it to CROSSGUARD LIGHTSABER SCYTHE MODE and begin to carve up Chopper, destroying the restraints I put into place.
Chopper inevitably attempts to attack me, but I end up countering with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, and fire a pulse of chaos energy towards him, staggering him. I then impale Chopper with a sharpened log, and kick him in the shins, which causes the ARMISTYX, in GIANT BOOT SCYTHE MODE, to descend from the heavens and smash his shins.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I test out the azure armoury on Septavius. Sorry, but I want to see how much damage it does under normal conditions, and only AG entities provide that opportunity at the moment. Actually, why am I even apologizing, I'm neutral, even if I don't act like it. Screw Septavius, and whoever summoned him too.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $228
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 3/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 3/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 3/11
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 2/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 11/20
Construction's Decad: 7/11
Electrified Decad: 7/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 6/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra uses the Magnepulators to wrestle one of The Chopper's axes away from him/her/it, than ironically chops him/her/it with it. She then rolls the Reaper's Decad at The Chopper (her rolling the Decad and her attacking the Chopper with his/her/its axe are separate attacks. Just because one fails doesn't mean the other does.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 2
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I sat down while the people are fighting against the Overpowered Mobs then i use the Steel Diamond Katana to charge it's power for more deadly strikes, My eyes are shut while i was charging my weapon for 1 hour, then my weapon is fully charged then i wipe all the mobs while they eating the cake then i preformed the 10X Sword Combo at more than 5 random Mobs to spill some Green blood and other gore and i used Feeling Blue at some random Mobs after this the Healing Dragon blew Healing Fire at me to recover myself. (This wont Burn me) finally i rest on the safe spot.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Crystal
Starry Mage's Action: N/A due to Pricey's Action
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 11/50
I accidentally hit Koakuma! 38/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 38/50
Charge Storage: 10 (+1 from Amperz +3 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 193750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Turn 2/3Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 11/11 COMPLETE
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 8/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 4/11
I alchemize Paradox's Wand >Fine 1/?
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Rod of Phyrexia 25/25 COMPLETE
I start a new charge- Libram Contractualis 1/25. It is immediately boosted to 5/25 by Gutza.
I also start another charge- 1/25
25/25 EXPENDED
A ritual circle draws itself around me as I pull out a heavily warded vial of a strange-looking black oil that has a distinctly living look to it. Glistening oil, the stuff of a quite insidious plane in the MTG universe known as Phyrexia. I pull out several piles of Salis Mundus, a Vis Filter, and a phial of Purus essentia, lifted from an earlier version of Thaumcraft. I pour the Purus essentia into the glistening oil, adding the Salis Mundus as well after allowing the whole thing to mix. The mixture slowly lightens, and I then modify the Vis Filter to accept liquids as well before pouring the slurry though. I catch the product, now a pure white, in another phial. The original Phyrexia was a plane of blended metal and flesh that could spread itself through the glistening oil. Even a single drop of the viral oil was enough to corrupt an entire world in time- and indeed, this exact thing came to pass long after the destruction of the original Phyrexia, creating a New Phyrexia. Good thing I didn't let even one single drop spill. This purified form of the oil keeps its virulent properties, but without any influence from Phyrexia. I decant half of the pure oil into another phial and store it away, while keeping one half. That half I begin to infuse with my own magic, rendering it a conduit of my will. The whitened oil slowly darkens into a near-black purple as I transform it into a perfect agent of infiltration. Perfectly obedient to my will, it allows me to sense through it, influence or even control machines and people infected with it, channel magic through it, and hosts of other strange and unique abilities. The only limitation I place on it is that it will not spread beyond what and where I infect with it. I pull out a foot-and-a-half long black rod, tipped with a cylinder of clear crystal. This is obviously another Device, and I quickly infuse the magical oil into it. The only visible change is that the crystal on its tip now has a black Ï•, the symbol of Phyrexia, constantly spinning within as a hologram, and is now more spike-shaped than cylinder-shaped. Almost like a pencil. I test out the rod, the symbol within glowing a deep purple as I draw a line of magical oil down a wall. Hmm, it seems to me I could also use this to draw runes. I'll have to test this more later. I connect the rod to True Crystallum, storing it away in its hammerspace pocket.
I fire a jet of glistening oil at The Chopper, immediately taking control of his muscles and ordering them to make him hack at himself with one of his own axes. This use burns the oil out, as I have no wish to inflict a debuff and waste most of this attack's power.
0rigin Point.
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+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 3/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 12/20
Construction's Decad: 8/11
Electrified Decad: 8/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 7/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra rolls the Toxic Decad at The Chopper.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Post III
Fury attack 8/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 7/15
Critical Strike 7/20
I must stab the cable
I must stab all the things
I STAB EVERYTHING
(but mostly the cable)
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I roll the Brewer's Eight at the S. S. Omega's bridge.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 44/50
Quiver Conundrum 12/50
Ultimate Skulltop 2/50
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10: 11/11).
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 2/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 2/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-21, crystal-19, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (8/8!)
Ethereal Wisp 18/25
Truth's Hats 20/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I pull out a stick of tenebrous, almost fluid, oily-looking chalk. Without uttering a word, I duck to the ground, marking a variety of arcane symbols with not clear definition upon the floor of the tower, forming a loose ring of runic markings beyond the ability of the vast majority of the people in the room to comprehend. I take several steps backwards, silently regarding the circle, before my mouth twitches downward somewhat, and I duck to the floor once more, drawing a perfect circle within the runes. The markings and the circle appear to be almost paste-like, though they are clearly made of oily chalk, unless I have mistakenly grabbed the wrong type, which I doubt. Regardless, any kind should work. This is merely my most powerful, and most discreetly obtained, type of chalk for ritual purposes of any sort whatsoever. I slide the almost fluid chalk into some sort of obscured container, which I promptly relocate to my alchemical bag, directly beside the dagger, stained with the blood of the owner of Demise. Hah. I carefully examine the circle and the runes. There is absolutely no room for failure in this instance. Especially not with the thing I am summoning. And, the target, I suppose. Granted, the S.S. Omega is continually getting weaker. Regardless, I stand, taking a singular step backwards, before muttering something under my breath.
Mor hgis osgi'ckgil. Ugil josgi'segi'ressgi'st gish gipocgilypse.
The ground begins to slowly melt (to a negligible extent, of course. There is no need to remove the floor completely) as sparks of violet energy burst from within the circle, trying and failing to reach beyond the circle of runes. Slowly, something occurs within the circle alone. Starting from within the absolute center, a vortex, or perhaps a window, to another dimension unfolds itself, spreading to the fringes of the runic circle, the wards I applied upon its creation prevailing against whatever seeks to emerge from the portal. It is only a few eldritch beasts, and perhaps a Shadow Creature or two as well. Nothing too major. Suddenly, I feel another, far more powerful force tugging at the utmost depths of the portal, attempting to override my power over the circle. I glance into the portal, and see some sort of purple light below, as well as utterances of a much-feared shout. Not the forbidden word. The time for such things has long past, and the only semblance of a being still possessing frequent usage of the aforementioned word is the genocidal maniac of an alternate version of me, spouting that horrendous word with every chance it gets. Regardless, this is not the being we are speaking of. This entity is far more powerful, and far more sensible. Or, I hope he is at the current moment. I'd like to refrain from getting my timeline rearranged. I immediately duck for cover upon seeing the light in the portal, moments before the being's power overcomes my own. A singular word emanates from the lips of the being. It is some sort of maddened proclaiming of faith, from what I know. Then again, I know very little. But, I can tell you with certainty what was spoken. Quite simply, it was WAA. The being appears to be some sort of alternate version of me. Those with knowledge of the being (misters Twin, Crystal, Tempo, and possibly Tazz) immediately recognize the being as the one and only WAAlare WAArelye. Disregard him, I say. Then again, my advice in such an occurrence has neither been proven as trustworthy or accurate. Anyhow, WAAlare streaks towards the S.S. Omega almost instantly, singing some sort of... carol under his breath? I haven't any clue. He stifles those caroling alongside him as he accelerates towards the ship. WAAlare stops above the bridge of the S.S. Omega, purple energy flowing around him. I suppose that he is thinking about the most important things in life. A loud WAA comes from WAAlare. I leap from cover, and rush to the circle, chanting frantically in an attempt to sever WAArelye's connection to GodCraft. As I do so, WAAlare crackles with amethyst static, of a color distanced from that of his purple aura by far, and more of my aura than anything else. After several moments, he turns pure white, becoming a hole in spacetime, amethyst light emanating from his form, before disappearing entirely. This spurs me on far more than his floating there, as he was doing several seconds ago. My chanting and hand gestures accelerate to twice their initial speed. Bursts of amethyst static appear around the S.S. Omega, large chunks of blocks disappearing from the Bridge. I immediately begin glowing with an amethyst aura, the ground around the circle heating up with sheer arcane might. After several more moments, the vast majority of the Bridge seems to be missing. A white outline resembling me immensely appears in spacetime, emanating a combination of static and amethyst energy. Several seconds later, WAAlare appears once more, his purple aura emitting far more energy than usual. He is still singing the carol under his breath, from what I can tell. Or perhaps he is just muttering to himself. I don't know. I finish my chanting, and WAAlare races towards me at speeds beyond that of light, bending spacetime around his movement. I leap out of the way. The portal draws WAAlare in, and sucks him to the other end. One last WAA comes from the vortex before it seals itself. I smudge the runic markings and the circle with my boots. That should NOT have happened. I'd guess that WAArelye utilized his John-esque reality manipulation abilities to remove sections of the S.S. Omega as they were being built. Why? Likely pure frivolous intent. The point is, he's gone now. From this reality, at least.
I grab a turret and fire it at The Chopper! If that fails, I pull out Forge's Light and fire that at him instead!
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I examine the indigo flames to see of they have functions besides mindscape access
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $230
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 4/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 4/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 4/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
In the main room of HMAS Ship, a large circle is drawn in red chalk. Barely touching it, at 90 degree angles, are four smaller circles. The large circle is empty, but the four are each filled with a weapon, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse, and The Lazuli Fencer to be exact. Red puts an opaque jar in the centre, and quickly backs some distance from the circles. Before he can continue, a door on the other side of the room opens.
Not even going to ask what you're doing, but is this going to blow up the ship?
Of course not... Probably.
Blue sighs, presses a button on the wall, and dashes back through the door before it, and the rest of the entrances in the main room are covered by metal plating. Red takes out his wand, and points it at the five circles.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Ethereal Wisp 19/25
Truth's Hats 21/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I read through the entirety of It Is Unseen, noting anything of any knowledge beyond that which I have learned from my other source. Hah. Annuit coeptis, novus ordo seclorum. Beforehand, I check the tome thoroughly for any memory-erasing spells or enchantments. If I find any, I attempt to remove them, but do not read the book regardless.
I draw the Crimson Twig, after clearing up the summoning circle from last post's debacle. I don't want to have to see that again. Given my luck, it will likely occur a number of times more. But, not now. Or, I hope so. Anyhow, I direct the staff at the S.S. Omega, watching the destruction energies vibrate throughout the staff, glowing throughout the crimson gem topping the staff with a certainty that denotes true chaos and destruction, in its finer forms. Decay, destruction, Perditio, entropy, et cetera. Speaking of the primal vis, Perditio vis begins to congregate around the staff, drawn directly from the local aura for reasons and through abilities I would rather not get into. Perditio pulsates and writhes around the staff as I mutter to myself, evidently warding off some sort of mythical beast just beneath Nihil Magna. I'm saying mythical in as sarcastic a manner as possible. Dealing with the Red Dragon is no laughing matter, seeing as you end up dead well over ninety percent of the time. I raise the Twig slightly. The dark gray vis swirling around the gem topping the staff begins to twitch and pulsate in a direction facing the S.S. Omega. I direct the vis towards the ship, preparing for any inevitable aftereffects. Bolts of pure entropy and destruction separate from the aura, pummeling the Bridge repeatedly, carving a path of craters and shadow into the ship. Flux Gas pours from the craters, burning through anything above the ship, inclusive of whatever fabric is upon the masts (if any, or if there are masts at all), with pure instability, caused by magical overflow. I wouldn't imagine pure bolts of chaos have a very high capacity for the storage of essentia slurry. Hah. Flux Goo remains in the craters, merely filling the first few inches of the holes for several seconds. After that indicated point, however, the goo begins to react, warping the ship beneath it with pure Flux. The Flux Goo tears through the bottom of the ship, leaving a trail of Fibrous Taint along the inside of the ship as it pours to the ground. I proceed to fire a second wave of pure destruction through the S.S. Omega, tearing through the ship in general as much as possible, before I exhaust the supply of Perditio Vis. This would not be a problem if I had some sort of Vis Storage Amulet. Actually, I can do that. That's something I can definitely do. I place the Crimson Twig in my inventory.
Afterwards, I alchemize Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Amulet of Vis Storage && Mixed Crystal Cluster (1/???). The Amulet of Void was produced by the wiles of the Alchemiter, as I'd expect you remember. You know what an Amulet of Runic Shielding is, almost certainly. You likely also know what a Mixed Crystal Cluster is as well. An Amulet of Vis Storage, however, I do not know if you do. An Amulet of Vis Storage is an amulet designed specifically to carry Vis, which could charge wands, staves, scepters, or anything that utilizes vis, and can be wielded by a player. It is composed primarily of Mixed Crystal Clusters. If you desire anything else on it, I'm afraid that is all I have time to state, so you'll have to look it up. I apologize if this is the case.
—
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:07
Now, here we are, around two enquier later, finally ready to test this ring. I stand within the infusion chamber, before striding out a side door, entering a long, narrow hallway. I walk down the hallway, taking a door to the left, which opens up directly to a spiral staircase heading downwards. Without as much as a moment of consideration, I enter the room, closing the door behind me as I traverse the staircase, which opens up to another hallway, whose floor is composed of dark oak planks, instead of the usual Greatwood. This could mean one of two things. One, I there was not enough Greatwood when reconstruction was occurring after the Red Disaster, which I find unlikely, seeing as they equate to each other equivalently in terms of transmutation. Two, whatever is within the room on the other end of the hall is rather messy, and would ruin the Greatwood, which I would like to leave untarnished. It is the latter, in case it was not evident. I stride through the hall, stepping over a jar of a somewhat viscous-looking red liquid, holding naught but a crystalline zombie brain. I enter the room, revealing an open, circular room, filled with Curative Vats. I stride down the hall, examining some of the things within the vats as I pass by. One holds an effigy of some sort, roughly resembling a Testificate. Another holds a still-living player, clearly unconscious. The last one holds a pig. Hah. I reach the end of the hall, and glance at the ring upon my finger. The gem upon the ring shifts from black to aubergine with a spark of Praecantatio.
I think it would be wise if I were to actually explain what all of these things do, instead of going on some sort of vague tangential ramble. As I have mentioned, there are four modes, Arcane, Abyssal, Sorcerous, and Biological. The ring can switch between modes, as can the Ring of Arcana. At the current moment, the ring is in the Arcane mode. This is a primarily passive mode, the general opposite of the Sorcerous mode in that regard. In this form, the ring bestows two passive effects. One, a mild boost in my arcane abilities in their entirety. Mild, as in 1,000 damage more, or 1,000 more points of healing. Secondly, and more importantly, the thing provides a boost to how swiftly my Runic Shielding recharges. Initially, I was going to say it charges 3% more (13%) when Arcane is active, but that seems far too high for this artifact. 2% or 1% more, whichever seems fair to you. Secondly, the Abyssal mode. It is far more active, and wields more complex abilities. Upon changing to this mode (which takes a turn in itself, if you recall), two active attacks begin to charge up. One, Inky Epiphany, a two-turn charge, and two, Abyssal Energies, a three-turn charge. Inky Epiphany is primarily designed for self-augmentation, whilst Abyssal Energies is an offensive attack. After this, Sorcerous. This mode is slightly more complex than the others, seeing as it has a more utilitarian usage. Due to the infusion of a Ring of Arcana into the ring, this mode features a variety of abilities, including flight (just in case, seeing as I can do this already), growing things (if specifically stated), and teleportation (once again, just in case). However, this ring also features two active attacks. The first is Red Matter, a four turn charge. It is an offensive ability, dealing some amount of damage. The second is Primal, a three turn charge, which is of the same nature. Sorcerous is designed to be an offensive attack-based mode, in case it wasn't evident. Finally, Biological. This thing is extremely curious. It focuses primarily around living transmutation, a practice I have researched for quite some time. Finally, I have brought the theory to physical form. This thing permits one to change their own bodily structure in any way possible (invisibility, chameleon-esque camouflage, et cetera). I doubt I will use this at all. It's applications aren't much compared to my own abilities. Biological possesses a singular active attack, Transmutation, a two-turn charge. I will describe this in detail in a bit.
"...So, Engie, are you going to do an-"
"OF COURSE NOT! The EoTB hasn't finished yet! I need that to determine the best course of action."
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: FseftrAI uses the plug to enter it's own mindscape
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $232
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 5/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 5/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 5/11
I roll the Fourth Wall Breakers at the S.S.Omega's bridge. I then use Valhalla to destroy the idea that the S.S.Omega doesn't have a mindscape and enter its newly-formed mindscape with the Gilded Pyramid, then light it completely on fire. It then freaks out at the fact that it's sentient, and I only barely manage to escape before it implodes from all the illogicality.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 45/50
Quiver Conundrum 13/50
Ultimate Skulltop 3/50
Taurus Sign && Computer Chip 1/??
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 3/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 3/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-21, crystal-19, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Turn 3
You Know What? Ultimate Wily Capsule Appears! (You need to collect some Info at the end of Trial 4)
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I have serious blood pressure and i transformed into Vampiric Mega Garchomp to eat some skeletons. Yeah i always bleed inside while turning into the Mega Pokemon like this...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Talist
Starry Mage's Action: I also transformed into the Garchomp then i used 3 Dragon type STAB Moves at the Zombies to crush them.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 12/50
I beaten up Koakuma now Patchouli Knowledge has appeared after beating up the servant. Dammit! 39/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 39/50
Charge Storage: 10 (+1 from Amperz +3 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 193750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (5/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (3/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (3/11)
Action
I pull out Mental Element and cause a carbon golem to appear and maul the zombies. Since the zombies were previously humans and humans are carbon-based, the zombies are quickly eaten by the golem and all the other elements are spat out at ridiculously high speeds into the creepers. I then summon a calcium golem. Since the skeletons are made of bones and the inorganic parts of bones contain calcium, the skeletons are consumed by the calcium golem and all the other elements in the bones are spat out at the spiders at ludicrously high speeds.
Turn 3/3
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 9/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 5/11
Paradox's Wand >Fine 2/?
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 6/25
2/25
I target The Chopper with a turret and start ripping into him. Then I augment the turret with a magical boost from Paradox's Wand and continue. Paradoxical bullets slam into The Chopper, bullets ripped from a doomed timeline to travel here and have some way of affecting the alpha once again. Then a massive blast of DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS slams into The Chopper from having so many doomed-timeline bullets in him, annihilating the doomed bullets and incidentally doing massive damage to The Chopper. I lower the turret and Paradox's Wand, satisfied.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (6/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (4/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (4/11)
Action
I pull out Ear Removalâ„¢ and pretend to be Dr. AT498TV Mays. I proceed to test the hearing of the mobs attacking the cake by firing the weapon at the mobs.
Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Erelye!
The Phoenix (42/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +3 from Generic, + 1 from Talist, +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal, +1 from Erelye)
Golden (24/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Generic, +2 from Crystal, +2 from Erelye)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 6/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 7/11)
I pull out the Golden Globe and draw a circle around the cake. A small Australium Dome appears around it, protecting it from one attack (from one group of mobs). I then tap the dome with the Golden Globe, and out springs a Mini-Sentry, which will counterattack against the horde of mobs. I then pull out the Origin Wands and make that a Level 3 Mini-Sentry, now with extra overly-small death. I then get an Australium Engineer to make a sentry nest out of it, naturally including Australium Dispenser and Teleporters. Still not satisfied, more Golden Globe senanigans occur, and an Australium Pyro and Heavy starts guarding the sentry, and an Australium Medic hangs around. Thinking it could be a little better, I do a bit more, and an Australium Frying Pan wielding Australium Spy appears with an Asturalium Soldier, Demoman, Scout and Sniper, each wielding an ideal load-out and wearing a wide array of hats/other aesthetic pieces, all ready to vigorously defend any idiot who dares to approach the cake and kill off whatever tries.
Still unsatisfied, I proceed to pull out the Wholesword of Zillybruk. Being Trickster, I am totally in tune with this sword. I proceed to hold it aloft in the air, generating a five-part shield of Bubblequotestone, mined from the rich Gramblygrand mines of the island of Istasmall, then reinforcing it with twelve Zillybolt Iron cast turrets from the works of the great Fumblepuff Forge Master, further reinforcing the cake defenses this turn.
...Could I do better? Yes, yes I can. I then take out Chorus Bellum, stabbing it into the ground in front of the Bubblequotestone shield. THe ground rumbles, and from it rises a shield made of Piano keys. Almost done at this point, I then raise my hand, and thrust it towards the shields without touching it. Instantly, the excess water half-flooding the tower at this point rushes back up the stairs, whirling around the previous shield and condensing into a wall of water that will repel attackers and fling them back.
I admire my handiwork and the safety of the cake I have hopefully ensured for this round.
I wind down CogWynd by 5% and get him to start using How Do Balls Cue?. He begins charging for the attack, the Balling Cue materailizing inside his mouth cannon and growing in size, causing him to Wind up by 15%. The attack will be unleashed next turn. The Ultimate Wily Capsule, which was a thing and presumably still is, will now come out from nowhere and begin attacking the Mob Groups with advanced and deadly Wily machines, because I said so and because I am going to stab his rear end into next century if he doesn't.