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Post II
Fury attack 10/10 Finished
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 9/15
Critical Strike 9/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 2/5
I use my fury attack on the cable:
My knife splits into two as I slash in random lightning quick combinations. I finish off by teleporting all around the cable and slashing with all my might, and then sheath my weapon.
Something has awoken, somewhere, I can feel it..
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Battlefield: I use moon's dagger on the mobs
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $236
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 7/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 7/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 7/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
Hey Blue, I have a gift for you. Two, actually.
Hmm... the fact that you called me Blue means you're going to give me something important or amusing, which is it?
...How about you stop being meta and let me tell you?
Alright.
Red hands Blue a copy of both alchemies, and she proceeds to spend a fair amount of time examining the two, and tests them out a little
Huh, thanks, these will be useful.
You're welcome, though to be honest, I didn't make them for you primarily.
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PARANOiA's death post:
PARANOiA: H-h-how?!?
5l1n65h07: Because, teamwork, noob.
PARANOiA: Ha! I still have one more trick up my sleeve.
5l1n65h07: And what would that be? Your pawn is killed, and you have no HP left.
PARANOiA Pulls out a semi-glitched token.
PARANOiA: Remember this from Act 2?
5l1n65h07: How did you-
PARANOiA: when you guys killed Lord English and ended the homestuck invasion, part of the crockercorp ships landed on my territory. Among the parts, was a Finale Operandi Token. I have been waiting for this very moment ever since. And you know my motto: I cannot go out... With a BANG!
PARANOiA uses the Finale Operandi Token and it dissolves in a dark yellow glow. PARANOiA takes out a block that has numerical buttons and types 0 divided by -0.
5l1n65h07: You're crazy if you're gonna do that!
PARANOiA: YOU are the crazy one! Liking the OSC and Fandoms! So goodbye, 5l1n65h07!
PARANOiA > KAMIKAZE: FINALE OPERANDI: Division by Negative Zero.
PARANOiA presses the equal button on the block, and the block ERRORly explodes, ERRORing everything in a ball of pure corruption until nothing can be seen at all. PARANOiA Dissolves into the corruption. And then, Extreme Light.
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Aj
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An INSANELY CRITICAL 107,000, and 4,050 Damage with no chance in hell of avoiding it has been dealt to every Entity.
Let me. How do you think that will ever go through, even as a Neutral, when that equates to a near-Total Party Kill on everything just because one entity that you could only charge for 50 posts and isn't a Boss entity died? The godmodder only kills about 2 entites a round and you've probably killed 10 of them.
Good point, especially since a Finale Operandi would only normally deal 20,000 on one entity.
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Hey... of all my machines, CogWynd was my favorite. Jerk.
@5lin65h07: Well, that's overpowered. Even though the way you wrote it would imply that all players get massively overkilled and all entities take only 8,100 damage. And that stun... Everyone seems to underestimate stuns. Based on this, that one attack dealt about 242,700 damage. That's if you assume a player deals 6000 damage per post and entities deal 12,000 per turn. And that's if you take the less destructive interpretation. Well, Wilson wasn't planning on attacking anyway.
30/50 and 39/50 +1 to Tazz and Pricy
I tell the Chopper to chop chop. When it turns and laughs at me for something so obvious it gets clobbered in the back of the head by a large swinging log. It could have ducked under that, but didn't chop chop.
Commands:
- Fayther: Copy fro-wait a minute, Fayther is dead? What? Seems like we need more entities than I thought.
- Alexiron: Chain of Water on the 4 most injured friendly characters. Which I believe would be the defensive shields, Kage_Yaiba, omglols, and Amper4nd. MANA: 5/8
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 25/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 330$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 10/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 236$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 4$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x3 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
"If THIS is the full effect of the OP Scale, then it has proven... disappointing. Were it not for a few intervals, perhaps you would already have been dead, respawned, and would currently be plotting a third and final all-out attack."
I then charge into the mob army, smashing through 4 skeletons, then stomp a 5th one into the floor while simultaneously infecting it with Mechroa, tear a 6th one in half, put away one of the Pomson 9000's, and rip off the upper spine and skull of a 7th, using it as a bludgeon against an 8th skeleton.
If they have not been taken care of yet, Allan executes the last zombie, then opens fire on Destruction's owner.
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Post III
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 10/15
Critical Strike 10/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 3/5
It has awoken... 1/50
I focus, and teleport right inside of the wooden bunkers. "Thanks for the cover", I say, as I start slicing the cable
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Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Vis Storage Amulet && Mixed Crystal Cluster = Vis's Amulet (3/6)
Ethereal Wisp 21/25
Truth's Hats 23/50
+1 to Ire x2. Good luck slaying the fellow. Hah.
I begin a new charge. Eldarium Curse 1/50. May as well utilize some more dubious spellcraft far derived from the Minecraftian side of things. Or any side of things, for that matter. I mean, have you ever seen the flesh peel off of somebody? I have, both in mime hell and in reality, during one of my vivisections of the owner of Demise. If Generic did not slay Destruction's owner with Sunrise, I would be better off defending myself, seeing as I literally cut Demise's owner to pieces, which I took to storage whilst he was barely living. Bodies cannot disappear when they are not actually whole enough to represent a player in the slightest, after all. Besides, there are people on the Grayholdian black market who would pay fortunes for the stuff. Ridiculously lucrative. The knowledge I obtain from the dissection itself, however, is worth far more than the extortionate prices of the black market.
I watch the League of Mobs for several moments, drawing Ashes to Ashes with a mild look of interest upon my face. It is time to see what this thing can do. I point the wooden staff towards a few blocks in the floor. Immediately, the jade gem atop the staff glows with a white light, and the blocks disappear, dissolving into pure energy. Instead of permitting the energetic residue to form into wisps, I immediately empower myself with the essence of time. A bright gold light around the staff indicates where the Light essence went. Hah. I watch as red obscures my vision. I was never meant to wield time. But, fate won't stop me. It is my job to circumvent it, after all. I release the energy in a gradual manner, watching as time slows around me. With a small gesture with Ashes to Ashes, the slowing of time ceases around the tower. The tower appears to be within a centralized bubble in spacetime, evidently. Quite the difference, when compared to how I usually act in these situations. I point the staff's jade topper in the direction of the Spiders once more, and watch, channeling the essence of fortune. Light is the essence of fortune, in case it was not evident. There is one thing permitting me to do channel Light without spontaneously combusting. Light is representative of knowledge as well as fortune. According to some, I am a scout of light. Hah. But, this will not come into the realm of relevance. Yet. I manipulate the threads of fate and fortune, shuddering subconsciously with the energy required. It seems as if, despite my more comprehensible connection to Light, I cannot wield it for much longer than time. Or, at the least, I cannot wield pure, unadulterated, Tempus and Mercuria. This is a fact. Amethyst sparks burst randomly from my form as I focus the energy of fortune towards the Spiders. Within several moments, the Light begins to build up. I begin glowing with a golden aura, the amethyst sparks bursting from my body ceasing to emit themselves completely and utterly. In their place, it appears as if orchid sparks are being emanated. Interesting. I lower Ashes to Ashes, pointing the Jade gem serving as a staff topper directly at the Spiders. Slowly, whilst being devastated by light, I manipulate the essences of knowledge and fortune. Suddenly, the Spiders begin to twitch and convulse, glowing with a golden aura continually. I levitate around an inch or two, maximum, into the air, fusing the aspect to the creatures, whilst spasming with the influence of the aspect itself. The orchid sparks are suddenly overcome by a light teal aura, as I attempt to... 'fix the problem.' A mixture of Mind and Light conflict in my being, both of which attempting to force each other out. I'd rather not become a Mage of Light, thank you very much. Mind is far more useful. The whispers and mutterings within my head transform into screams and shouts. Of course, while this is occurring, the Spiders in question have more or less suffered the fate of those unable to manipulate Light. By which, I mean that the floor collapsed under them, and they fell to their deaths. Unlucky. Hah. Anyhow, I clutch my head, as my teal aura begins to shift and sputter, evidently failing. A holographic Mind symbol appears above my head, shifting to that of Light, and back again, constantly vacillating. I continue to float upwards, hovering several meters in the air, limply. I begin to see things. Visions of death and keys. Visions of paranoia, anger, and failure. And, above all, I see an overarching vision that seems to dominate all others. Some sort of Eclipse. There is a flash of intermixing gold and teal light, and I collapse to the ground, slight amounts of smoke wafting from where the vacillating holographic symbol was initially present. All is silent for several minutes. When I return to the realm of the conscious, my vision appears to be dominated entirely by the color red. Everything is in shades of red, though this begins to clear up, very slowly. This assures one thing. Mind definitely won out, in the end.
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DARK_PIT'S TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining) [TAKE 2 BECAUSE THIS STUPID FORUM REMOVED IT]
Anthem: 50/50
A.B.E.: 19/50
Umbra Scepter: 3/7
"Yeah, that's not happening on my watch. Or really anyone's watch."
I grab Pit's Ubzulla-casting Wand and use it to cast Ubzulla on your precious little Paranoia. Have fun unleashing that when he's deader then dead, suffering from Level 4 poison, and can't unleash Apocalyptical moves.
And while i still have it, i cast Ubzulla on a few Skeletons.
My Action: I troll the mobs by levitating the cake out of their reach (or, if that is not possible, making the cake invisible instead). Some mobs commit suicide because they just realized the cake is a lie.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind creates a diversion on the Andromeda front by using their ignore-all-defenses teraport (cannot be blocked by anything because the Fleetmind just overpowers defenses, and yes they have the power to overpower the ACN Turret if they really need to) to teraport the ACN Turret into the middle of a massive dark matter entity cluster at the war front in the Andromeda galaxy. The dark matter entities attack the ACN Turret. Unless the ACN Turret's AI is advanced enough to figure out what weapons to use on dark matter entities (hint: it was stated at sometime in this thread), the dark matter entities start surrounding it and begin creating a black hole around it, crushing the turret into an ACN Black Hole, which cannot attack Chuck Norris without collateral damage involving the whole planet. Even if the turret fights off the dark matter entities, it is stuck in the Andromeda galaxy until it does fight off the dark matter things, and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the godmodder into subatomic particles in 3.2 seconds.
SCP-2317 Action: I cast the Curse of This Sucks, man! on Destruction's Owner, making him realize he is going to die and thus making him die.
I calmly take out Valhalla and casually unperson Paranoia without any regard to his personal name spelling preferences. I then take out a giant box and put a bunch of mobs into it. I then play a bunch of terrible Pandora channels into the box, and everyone is somewhat confused as to whether these Schrodinger's mobs have succumbed to this Pandora box. It then turns out they did, and killed themselves to avoid the terrible music. I then casually run Starry Mage through with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd.
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 5/5
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 2/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-22, crystal-21, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
(Godmodder's Tower) Wait? Where is the Sacred Vials *sees all the vials of sacred items being emptied* OH MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU! after this reaction i begin chopping some Spiders up for my Venom bottle then what i see, is a Gift of 4 Random Sacred Items Elsewhere in the Excavate area. there is a million knife stabs on ProofofconcepT due to Stabbing the Cables making the elevator fall extremely quick then i sent out the all Excavator Players a vote to each member.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I inhaled the Air to preform the Laser Dragon Breath at the Spiders.
(Godmodder's Tower) i hear someone then it threw a Emergency Medkit then i repaired myself. i cut up some Spiders while i am attempting to make the Ultimate Venom.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pokefan
Starry Mage's Action: I cut some Spiders while i also collect some eyes from these.
The Phoenix (48/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +2 from Generic,, +2 from Ire, +1 from Crystal,)
Golden (30/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +2 from Generic, +1 from Ire, +1 from Talist +1 from Erelye)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 3/7)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 7/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 8/11)
This turn I've not much time on my person, forgive me.
I use For Glory on Destruction's Owner, or the Creepers if he's dead, or the Spiders if they're all gone, or the Zombies if they're all gone, or the Skeletons if they're all gone.
((Okay, everyone that is interested in having a character join the IUPC please say out loud, I forgot to write down who was. Similarly, everyone who will be taking Eric's evacuation out please say so as well. Even if you are planning on trying to join the IUPC. And please state which characters are interested in each. Also, twin, are my spoils really already recharged or did you just forget to update them?))
Anyways, the faceless eight stand-in rolls itself again at the last owner if he's not dead yet, at the SS Omega if it is, and if somehow both of those have survived, the faceless eight take out more of the mobs.
Hank continues standing over Wilson, to add to Penultimatum's power, he hits him self with a potion of manpower, doubling his attack power for this round. (this is two posts channeled into the attack. Basically, anything that attacks Wilson or Hank this round is going to be counter-attacked for two things worth of penultimatum, compounded with x2 multiplier. Three rounds of penultimatum if I make another post before the round ends. If nothing attacks Hank or Wilson, this counter will default to murdering the remaining mobs, if those are all dead the last owner, and if he's dead, SS Omega, and if that's dead, whoever is being the most obnoxious (other than engie because I really don't want engie CONSUMEing Hank))
Post II
Fury attack 10/10 Finished
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 9/15
Critical Strike 9/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 2/5
I use my fury attack on the cable:
My knife splits into two as I slash in random lightning quick combinations. I finish off by teleporting all around the cable and slashing with all my might, and then sheath my weapon.
Something has awoken, somewhere, I can feel it..
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-12 / 25- Emergency Plating
-42 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I create hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of wooden barrier to dampen Proof's attack on the Cable! I then use the SACRED POOLBALLS.
=COMMAND=
>Summoned.Felt: Attack Proof!
(Guys, we need to kill Proof.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 5/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 14/20
Construction's Decad: 10/11
Electrified Decad: 10/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 9/11
==Actions==
Lothyra uses Planck's Decad on The Chopper.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use moon's dagger on the mobs
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $236
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 7/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 7/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 7/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
Hey Blue, I have a gift for you. Two, actually.
Hmm... the fact that you called me Blue means you're going to give me something important or amusing, which is it?
...How about you stop being meta and let me tell you?
Alright.
Red hands Blue a copy of both alchemies, and she proceeds to spend a fair amount of time examining the two, and tests them out a little
Huh, thanks, these will be useful.
You're welcome, though to be honest, I didn't make them for you primarily.
Whatever.
PARANOiA's death post:
PARANOiA: H-h-how?!?
5l1n65h07: Because, teamwork, noob.
PARANOiA: Ha! I still have one more trick up my sleeve.
5l1n65h07: And what would that be? Your pawn is killed, and you have no HP left.
PARANOiA Pulls out a semi-glitched token.
PARANOiA: Remember this from Act 2?
5l1n65h07: How did you-
PARANOiA: when you guys killed Lord English and ended the homestuck invasion, part of the crockercorp ships landed on my territory. Among the parts, was a Finale Operandi Token. I have been waiting for this very moment ever since. And you know my motto: I cannot go out... With a BANG!
PARANOiA uses the Finale Operandi Token and it dissolves in a dark yellow glow. PARANOiA takes out a block that has numerical buttons and types 0 divided by -0.
5l1n65h07: You're crazy if you're gonna do that!
PARANOiA: YOU are the crazy one! Liking the OSC and Fandoms! So goodbye, 5l1n65h07!
PARANOiA > KAMIKAZE: FINALE OPERANDI: Division by Negative Zero.
PARANOiA presses the equal button on the block, and the block ERRORly explodes, ERRORing everything in a ball of pure corruption until nothing can be seen at all. PARANOiA Dissolves into the corruption. And then, Extreme Light.
///
Aj
/
An INSANELY CRITICAL 107,000, and 4,050 Damage with no chance in hell of avoiding it has been dealt to every Entity.
I'll be making my great escape now!
...um...i'm not sure how to respond to that...
@5lin65h07: Well, that's overpowered. Even though the way you wrote it would imply that all players get massively overkilled and all entities take only 8,100 damage. And that stun... Everyone seems to underestimate stuns. Based on this, that one attack dealt about 242,700 damage. That's if you assume a player deals 6000 damage per post and entities deal 12,000 per turn. And that's if you take the less destructive interpretation. Well, Wilson wasn't planning on attacking anyway.
30/50 and 39/50 +1 to Tazz and Pricy
I tell the Chopper to chop chop. When it turns and laughs at me for something so obvious it gets clobbered in the back of the head by a large swinging log. It could have ducked under that, but didn't chop chop.
Commands:
- Fayther: Copy fro-wait a minute, Fayther is dead? What? Seems like we need more entities than I thought.
- Alexiron: Chain of Water on the 4 most injured friendly characters. Which I believe would be the defensive shields, Kage_Yaiba, omglols, and Amper4nd. MANA: 5/8
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 25/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 330$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 10/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Splash potion of chills O0O splash potion of Flares = Splash Potion of Temperature DONE
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash potion of venom = Splash Potion of Charring DONE
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash Corruption Potion = Splash Potion of Oblivion DONE
Wilson is almost back in action.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- Current Emotion: Neutral
- State: 0
- Stress: 35%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
"If THIS is the full effect of the OP Scale, then it has proven... disappointing. Were it not for a few intervals, perhaps you would already have been dead, respawned, and would currently be plotting a third and final all-out attack."
I then charge into the mob army, smashing through 4 skeletons, then stomp a 5th one into the floor while simultaneously infecting it with Mechroa, tear a 6th one in half, put away one of the Pomson 9000's, and rip off the upper spine and skull of a 7th, using it as a bludgeon against an 8th skeleton.
If they have not been taken care of yet, Allan executes the last zombie, then opens fire on Destruction's owner.
Component A: 5/50
Component B: 5/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Post III
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 10/15
Critical Strike 10/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 3/5
It has awoken... 1/50
I focus, and teleport right inside of the wooden bunkers. "Thanks for the cover", I say, as I start slicing the cable
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Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Vis Storage Amulet && Mixed Crystal Cluster = Vis's Amulet (3/6)
Ethereal Wisp 21/25
Truth's Hats 23/50
+1 to Ire x2. Good luck slaying the fellow. Hah.
I begin a new charge. Eldarium Curse 1/50. May as well utilize some more dubious spellcraft far derived from the Minecraftian side of things. Or any side of things, for that matter. I mean, have you ever seen the flesh peel off of somebody? I have, both in mime hell and in reality, during one of my vivisections of the owner of Demise. If Generic did not slay Destruction's owner with Sunrise, I would be better off defending myself, seeing as I literally cut Demise's owner to pieces, which I took to storage whilst he was barely living. Bodies cannot disappear when they are not actually whole enough to represent a player in the slightest, after all. Besides, there are people on the Grayholdian black market who would pay fortunes for the stuff. Ridiculously lucrative. The knowledge I obtain from the dissection itself, however, is worth far more than the extortionate prices of the black market.
I watch the League of Mobs for several moments, drawing Ashes to Ashes with a mild look of interest upon my face. It is time to see what this thing can do. I point the wooden staff towards a few blocks in the floor. Immediately, the jade gem atop the staff glows with a white light, and the blocks disappear, dissolving into pure energy. Instead of permitting the energetic residue to form into wisps, I immediately empower myself with the essence of time. A bright gold light around the staff indicates where the Light essence went. Hah. I watch as red obscures my vision. I was never meant to wield time. But, fate won't stop me. It is my job to circumvent it, after all. I release the energy in a gradual manner, watching as time slows around me. With a small gesture with Ashes to Ashes, the slowing of time ceases around the tower. The tower appears to be within a centralized bubble in spacetime, evidently. Quite the difference, when compared to how I usually act in these situations. I point the staff's jade topper in the direction of the Spiders once more, and watch, channeling the essence of fortune. Light is the essence of fortune, in case it was not evident. There is one thing permitting me to do channel Light without spontaneously combusting. Light is representative of knowledge as well as fortune. According to some, I am a scout of light. Hah. But, this will not come into the realm of relevance. Yet. I manipulate the threads of fate and fortune, shuddering subconsciously with the energy required. It seems as if, despite my more comprehensible connection to Light, I cannot wield it for much longer than time. Or, at the least, I cannot wield pure, unadulterated, Tempus and Mercuria. This is a fact. Amethyst sparks burst randomly from my form as I focus the energy of fortune towards the Spiders. Within several moments, the Light begins to build up. I begin glowing with a golden aura, the amethyst sparks bursting from my body ceasing to emit themselves completely and utterly. In their place, it appears as if orchid sparks are being emanated. Interesting. I lower Ashes to Ashes, pointing the Jade gem serving as a staff topper directly at the Spiders. Slowly, whilst being devastated by light, I manipulate the essences of knowledge and fortune. Suddenly, the Spiders begin to twitch and convulse, glowing with a golden aura continually. I levitate around an inch or two, maximum, into the air, fusing the aspect to the creatures, whilst spasming with the influence of the aspect itself. The orchid sparks are suddenly overcome by a light teal aura, as I attempt to... 'fix the problem.' A mixture of Mind and Light conflict in my being, both of which attempting to force each other out. I'd rather not become a Mage of Light, thank you very much. Mind is far more useful. The whispers and mutterings within my head transform into screams and shouts. Of course, while this is occurring, the Spiders in question have more or less suffered the fate of those unable to manipulate Light. By which, I mean that the floor collapsed under them, and they fell to their deaths. Unlucky. Hah. Anyhow, I clutch my head, as my teal aura begins to shift and sputter, evidently failing. A holographic Mind symbol appears above my head, shifting to that of Light, and back again, constantly vacillating. I continue to float upwards, hovering several meters in the air, limply. I begin to see things. Visions of death and keys. Visions of paranoia, anger, and failure. And, above all, I see an overarching vision that seems to dominate all others. Some sort of Eclipse. There is a flash of intermixing gold and teal light, and I collapse to the ground, slight amounts of smoke wafting from where the vacillating holographic symbol was initially present. All is silent for several minutes. When I return to the realm of the conscious, my vision appears to be dominated entirely by the color red. Everything is in shades of red, though this begins to clear up, very slowly. This assures one thing. Mind definitely won out, in the end.
DARK_PIT'S TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining) [TAKE 2 BECAUSE THIS STUPID FORUM REMOVED IT]
Anthem: 50/50
A.B.E.: 19/50
Umbra Scepter: 3/7
"Yeah, that's not happening on my watch. Or really anyone's watch."
I grab Pit's Ubzulla-casting Wand and use it to cast Ubzulla on your precious little Paranoia. Have fun unleashing that when he's deader then dead, suffering from Level 4 poison, and can't unleash Apocalyptical moves.
And while i still have it, i cast Ubzulla on a few Skeletons.
15/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I troll the mobs by levitating the cake out of their reach (or, if that is not possible, making the cake invisible instead). Some mobs commit suicide because they just realized the cake is a lie.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind creates a diversion on the Andromeda front by using their ignore-all-defenses teraport (cannot be blocked by anything because the Fleetmind just overpowers defenses, and yes they have the power to overpower the ACN Turret if they really need to) to teraport the ACN Turret into the middle of a massive dark matter entity cluster at the war front in the Andromeda galaxy. The dark matter entities attack the ACN Turret. Unless the ACN Turret's AI is advanced enough to figure out what weapons to use on dark matter entities (hint: it was stated at sometime in this thread), the dark matter entities start surrounding it and begin creating a black hole around it, crushing the turret into an ACN Black Hole, which cannot attack Chuck Norris without collateral damage involving the whole planet. Even if the turret fights off the dark matter entities, it is stuck in the Andromeda galaxy until it does fight off the dark matter things, and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the godmodder into subatomic particles in 3.2 seconds.
SCP-2317 Action: I cast the Curse of This Sucks, man! on Destruction's Owner, making him realize he is going to die and thus making him die.
I calmly take out Valhalla and casually unperson Paranoia without any regard to his personal name spelling preferences. I then take out a giant box and put a bunch of mobs into it. I then play a bunch of terrible Pandora channels into the box, and everyone is somewhat confused as to whether these Schrodinger's mobs have succumbed to this Pandora box. It then turns out they did, and killed themselves to avoid the terrible music. I then casually run Starry Mage through with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 48/50
Quiver Conundrum 17/50
Ultimate Skulltop 5/50
Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies = Molten Gold (Level 5: 2/6)
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 5/5
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 2/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-22, crystal-21, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Turn 2
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) Wait? Where is the Sacred Vials *sees all the vials of sacred items being emptied* OH MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU! after this reaction i begin chopping some Spiders up for my Venom bottle then what i see, is a Gift of 4 Random Sacred Items Elsewhere in the Excavate area. there is a million knife stabs on ProofofconcepT due to Stabbing the Cables making the elevator fall extremely quick then i sent out the all Excavator Players a vote to each member.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I inhaled the Air to preform the Laser Dragon Breath at the Spiders.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 14/50
I am flying around the Clock Tower then i see lots of Knives from Sakuya Izayoi. 41/50 (Summoning Fl__dre Sc____t.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 41/50
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 12 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +4 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)STOP DELETING MY POST IDIOT EDITOR!!!
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Turn 3
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) i hear someone then it threw a Emergency Medkit then i repaired myself. i cut up some Spiders while i am attempting to make the Ultimate Venom.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pokefan
Starry Mage's Action: I cut some Spiders while i also collect some eyes from these.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 15/50
I Used Za Warudo Sakuya Izayoi to defeat in one go then i Ascend. 42/50 (Summoning Fl__dre Sca___t.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 42/50
Spider Eyes OOO Poison Potion = Better Poison Potion 1/3
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 12 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +4 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (8/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (6/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (6/11)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn. Otherwise:
I heal Wilson with the White Glove.
16/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I find any hostile left alive, and kill it.
Fleetmind Action: The Credomar Cannon is repaired.
SCP-2317 Action: I cast the Curse of End This Already to keep the trial from going on any longer.
Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Erelye!
The Phoenix (48/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +2 from Generic,, +2 from Ire, +1 from Crystal,)
Golden (30/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +2 from Generic, +1 from Ire, +1 from Talist +1 from Erelye)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 3/7)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 7/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 8/11)
This turn I've not much time on my person, forgive me.
I use For Glory on Destruction's Owner, or the Creepers if he's dead, or the Spiders if they're all gone, or the Zombies if they're all gone, or the Skeletons if they're all gone.
((Okay, everyone that is interested in having a character join the IUPC please say out loud, I forgot to write down who was. Similarly, everyone who will be taking Eric's evacuation out please say so as well. Even if you are planning on trying to join the IUPC. And please state which characters are interested in each. Also, twin, are my spoils really already recharged or did you just forget to update them?))
Anyways, the faceless eight stand-in rolls itself again at the last owner if he's not dead yet, at the SS Omega if it is, and if somehow both of those have survived, the faceless eight take out more of the mobs.
Hank continues standing over Wilson, to add to Penultimatum's power, he hits him self with a potion of manpower, doubling his attack power for this round. (this is two posts channeled into the attack. Basically, anything that attacks Wilson or Hank this round is going to be counter-attacked for two things worth of penultimatum, compounded with x2 multiplier. Three rounds of penultimatum if I make another post before the round ends. If nothing attacks Hank or Wilson, this counter will default to murdering the remaining mobs, if those are all dead the last owner, and if he's dead, SS Omega, and if that's dead, whoever is being the most obnoxious (other than engie because I really don't want engie CONSUMEing Hank))
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At least, not yet.
1ST POST
I disarm the Chopper both figuratively and literally, rendering it all but useless to the next attack against it. That poor poor creature...
He scream