The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 3/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 4/11)
I bag the Ender-Charged Redstone Block's liquified remains in a jar for future study. 100,000K damage, even buffed to the nines, feels awesome.
Yo, Gutza! Since it's only ONE post to duplicate, mind handing over a copy of the Remote Magnepulators? I want them for something specific I have in mind.
I vote for the rest of the Futurama Crew's specials if they're not ready.
I point my finger at Deity's Owner. I'll show him how I fight. I splash down a Critmist Potion on myself and use the Divine Gate of Harmony and toss it in midair. It hums ominously for a moment. He stares up at it, confused. He gets even more confused when he is suddenly frozen-a quick second from Excalibleep has chilled him to the floor, half-frozen and unable to move his arms or legs, just in time for the door to open. Apparently it was put right into the Elemental Plane of Water, as it suddenly spews forth water...A lot of water! It drowns the Whole Hub in under a second! Then the water starts getting sucked back in and the frozen Deity owner and I both practically fly into the Divine Gate of Harmony!
On the other side is the Elemental Plane of Water, which is literally all underwater! There is no surface, nor true seafloor-there are chunks of coral floating around if you want to think of a landmass, as well as shell-made cities by some marvel, but they're all floating in the water. Deity's owner is amazed by the sight for a solid, temporally-sped up 30 hours that only seemed like 30 seconds.
He then realizes he's asphyxiating horribly. Ultimately no enchantment in Minecraft makes for 100% drown protection and Deity's, however powerful, winds up being no exception. The second-to-hour temporal speedup did not help matters here. Unfortunately, I'm blocking the gate. I, able to breathe underwater with ease (hue), do not feel any need to hurry up. Or go anywhere. I close the door.
Deity's owner tries to murder me for my deed, but I am the Alpha Godmodder here and I react faster than he ever could in the end with a punch to the face. Deity is sent flying backwards into one of the shell cities, causing property damage. The owner-a very powerful True Water Elemental-immediately sues for damages, and Deity's owner quickly realizes that, even asphyxiating as he is, tussling with a True Water Elemental isn't on his agenda, and goes willingly with the Greater Water Elemental Cops that come to arrest him for his Felony-level Vandalism and Property destruction. At court, he's found Guilty of the Vandalism and Guilty of the additional charge of helping instigating unhealthy Multiversal Chaos in helping the Godmodder. Even the Chaos elementals do not like BAD change! He's not killed, though...He's sentenced to Life in the tightest prison they've got, The Trench.
The Trench is the darkest, nastiest corner of the Elemental Plane of Water you could imagine, lurking with all sorts of unruly Water Elementals, offenders against the Water Elementals, and other sorts. No-one has busted out, ever. EVER. It's dark, dirty, and other things, but there is one accomodation: The most pure water known to Water Elemental! Some elementals guard this place because of the freshness. Unfortuatnely for the Drowning Deity owner, this was the last thing he needed.
He either dies from axphyration in prison or somehow manages to escape the Trench and get back to GodCraft, and if the latter happens I kick him when he escapes for good measure and ask him how the trip was.
CogWynd will take his Rainbow Memory buff and use Wild Slash on PARANOiA and the S.S. Omega's Thrusters to make the most of it, which also winds him up by 20%. The Thrusters (should) bleed fuel instead of blood but the effect is the same in practice. I threaten Wily to get his rear end up and start kicking some rear end in the Ultimate Wily Capsule, because Twin forgot to add him. Again. Or at least explain if he wasn't coming back.
Talist, tell me when you want Wilson to use the Ultimate Combo. I'll be giving him some of my Critmist to ensure that whatever gets hit gets hit for massive damage, and I can easily spare one.
+1 Vote to all of the Planet Express Crew, bar Fry!
Demise's Owner fires a splash potion of weakness at you right as the potion of critmist hits!
I release a dense cloud of nanites, obscuring the halves of Bipole to the point that they have difficulty hitting us, and restoring a few precious bodily hitpoint-fluids to the more injured of my comrades.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Anachronlog:
>Reboot complete.
>//initialize full sentience; {***********6487}
>Sentience running.
>Ah, hello sir.
>Are you well?
>>what the hell happened to your voice
>It was a low priority use of mass in the later repair stages.
>>alright well are you sane
>I am almost certain of my sanity.
>May I suggest you authorize my reassumption of strategic administration?
>>was that meant to be comforting because it wasnt
>Not really, sir.
>>fine whatever you can have absolute control over the orbital fortress with superweapons plural
I utilize some Fenestrated Walls and sendification to punch Richard in the face out of petty spite. I then casually set up a few Fenestrated Planes in a completely inruitive format. The server owners are slightly confused as to the nature of this completely intuitive formation, and I politely demonstrate with one of their bodies, kicking them into the nearest Fenestrated Plane. He then falls through, and gets several highly painful glass shards embedded in his body. He then pops out of another Plane, suffering even more incredibly painful glass shards to the body. This continues until he's been through an entire loop of the Defenestration Station, at which point he stops getting hurt by glass shards. He attempts to ask me why these things are here with the Scratch's effects, but I point out that I made them. Just because something is based on Homestuck doesn't mean it's FROM Homestuck. I mean Fenestrated Planes are already basically a Problem Sleuth reference. He then acknowledges my argument, and I point out that Fenestrated Planes are all portals to the dreambubbles, and he gets horribly maimed by a bunch of trolls and various other S___B-playing species, including some cubes for some reason. He then notices that I've entered the Dreambubbles, and I toss a sword through his gut.
I then go on an epic Sacred Item collection spree, shoving pornography into several elf faces and collecting their tears, getting my shadow to steal all the Pigmen's slop in Limbo, forcing several weasels to work in a pepper factory and then collecting all their slop. I then use Sunrise on Deity/Destruction/Demise's owner, in that order of priorities.
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-8, Gutza1-20, Tazz-18, crystal-26, pit-2, net-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Okay, I should have been berating you for your placeholders, but I haven't. Today's the day where that changes. I'm not counting anything in this post because it was a placeholder. When you originally posted this, only the first sentence was there. Everything else was added later. In the Original Post, I've said that placeholder posts aren't allowed, so please stop doing them.
Except, for all intents and purposes, the Credomar Cannon sent the beam through a portal first, to send it to its destination. Stop trying to out-physics this before I have to fire the Schlockverse Canon.
/null
The Godmodder placed a portal right before the beam would have gone through its original portal! And I doubt the Shlockverse Canon could do any good. It just seems like a really weird camera to me!
I preview Problem Sleuth Window && Gatekeeper's Scythe, and Problem Sleuth Window && Everysword.
I also preview the results of those two combined with &&.
I blast a group of mobs with grimdark. Suddenly, they strife the Zilly mobs.
I then have a better idea and create the MULTIPLEXER WINDOW WREATH CORE, which uses two linked windows tied into fractals to multiply projectile input a la Probability Theory Wasp Professor. I then create a set of FENESTRATED NOT-QUITE-REALLY-PLANES-BUT-SORTA-PLANES that redirect all outgoing projectiles into a single path, aiming forward from the gun I fired with, and attach it to the MULTIPLEXER WINDOW WREATH CORE. I also attach a TIME DILATION DEVICE that makes firing and projectile travel, from the point of anyone else, happen over about a period of one second (so I can correct my aim if needed, and to avoid clipping issues). I then make sure that eventually the projectiles stop happening by absurdly simple but effective mechanical devices. After doing the above, I proceed to stabilize the MULTIPLEXER WINDOW WREATH CORE such that it cannot be disturbed from its maximally multiplicatively effective fractalline pattern except for autotriggered stoppage, and attach the PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXER to The Four Elements. I then fire a burst of Fire at Deity's owner. Deity's owner finds that he has just spent nigh-eternity in flames (time dilation effects) and is charred to a cinder, due to the TIME SHENANIGANS involved.
I duplicate three more PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXERS (assuming I can).
Apparently I have been INJURED. This means something. Probably that nanomachines aren't as good at hardening in response to physical trauma as I thought. I would kill Subtus, but I'm sure that that's already done. If it is I put my arm into a different enemy of your choice an then solidify it.
We do be getting too little pang nectar! Somebody find a way to rectify that, we ain't getting past this room until we get that next comb rave.
And seriously!?!? only 3000 damage from getting a 38 out of the spoil of war? Come on! That was over half!!!
Hank rushes up to Demise's owner and slams an axe into his forehead, then nails it in with a sledge hammer, grabs the axe like a handle on the owner itself, and swings Demise's owner around and around and around until suddenly the axe's handle comes off, leaving the head embedded in Demise's owner's head, while Demise's own flies through the air and smashes into deity's owner.
Think fast! Oops, too late.
I also vote for all of the players to use their specials. They're all running dangerously low on respawns.
3,000 damage to Demise's Owner! His head stays put.
+Final Votes for the Planet Express Crew! +1 Votes for the PPC!
=ACTION=
I vote for the Cable Defense, then apply bandages to the Bearger.
=LIMBO=
>Run. Just run. Don't look back.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Re-apply Courage.
+Vote for the Cable Defense!
+3,000 HP to the Bearger!
I'd prefer if you didn't spam Courage...
You decide it's time that your underground exploration came to an end. You run out of the office, back through the tunnel, back to the crossroads with the three paths, back up the staircase that you carved into the grand pit so long ago, back through the rest of the cave system, and you pillar through the hole you cut through the earth to wind up underground in the first place. After what feels like an eternity, you pop back out on the surface. The Council of Nine hovers above you, apparently waiting.
Hello there, shadow clone. This is an automated message from the Council of Nine. An identical copy of this message has appeared to every other shadow clone in Limbo. Be warned, shadow clone, your time here is limited. The magic holding all of you together is to expire in two days. If you have anything else that you want to do here, now is the time.
If all else fails, Magicspells has a spell that picks up avatars. If I recall correctly. But mostly, shenanigans a la the entirety of this thread really not following strictly Minecraftian physics about interactions, and/or RAPIDPUNCH TIME SHENANIGANS. And/or portals. Though technically not throwing.
Crossover Attack!! 7/50
Death Incarnate 7/40
...really? 7/20
+2 to Wilson
I add a Joker to the Enchanted Deck, which deals 30,000 damage to a random Pro-Godmodder entity and 5,000 damage to the deck! It can't kill the deck though. (Balance if necessary)
EDIT: Twin, Y U NO LET THE DECK LIVE?! Fine then, I vote for Cable Defense.
I chug a Potion of Panacea, curing the wither effect, then heal myself with the Black Hand.
I then drop a baloney sandwich on Deity's Owner. As everyone knows, baloney sandwiches are highly toxic foods. In fact, they are explosively toxic foods. The baloney sandwich is assimilated through the Minecraftian's armor and into his body, where it interferes with everything and causes Deity's Owner to explode!
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (Level 8: 1/9)
I channel my inner MK and RUN NUMBERS (Roll for dextrosity, anyone?) on a Fluorite Octet roll against Deity's Owner (or any other Owner, or the S.S. Omega).
I then prepare the PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXER again.
"Anyone have a cool gun they'd be willing to duplicate? Or a copy of Ultimatum, that works."
I then set fire to the S.S. Omega by teleporting portions of it into the plane of Fire with regular shots from Four Elements.
Following that...
I create one, or four, more PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXER(s) (depending on their alchemizability), then use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: DRAW LVL. 10: SLICK SPADES. I distribute the PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXERS to the Midnight Crew, attached to their normal guns, and point them at the Faction Owners or the S.S. Omega's Thrusters.
Kablooie ensues.
Before the Midnight Crew depart, I collect the four copied PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXERS.
The Godmodder makes himself the Thief of Light and steals all the luck from your roll, counteracting the RUNNING NUMBERS!
4,000 damage to all three Faction Owners! Right as the attack is about to hit Deity's Owner though, a wall of bullets surges through time and space, killing him!
It seems like we have to use our special attacks at this moment. I would have wanted to use it later but then this idiot...
Hey!
...decided to go and get himself killed. Once we use them, our Minecraft avatars will leave the server. We will lose our high attack power and health, but thanks to my cloning machine we will be able to respawn indefinitely. ((Basically this means that they become PCPCs and mechanics-wise, are just as if I was attacking stuff.))
Also this person wants the device I am using. Normally I would have shouted at him about it being my property, but since I have a duplicator on hand that's not necessary.
Farnsworth then duplicates the Remote Magnepulators and hands them to Tazz.
They use all of their specials on the SS. Omega (they attack Thrusters first. If those are destroyed, the rest use their specials on the Mast. If the Mast is destroyed after one of them uses the specials and there are still more people with specials, the rest use their specials on the Bridge). The Omnicronian fleet attacks the mobs. The Omnicronian Mothership, on the other hand, fires its main lasers at the Faction Owner with the least health (as of the EoTB).
==Excavate==
Hmm. The cable's still looking good. Though it may be wise to strengthen it. Who knows what's coming up next?
Suddenly, reality fluctuates. At the center of the distortions, a figure stands in the reference pose. A large pair of wings, adorned with jet engines, extend outwards, and a pair of Pomson 9000's crash against the floor. Suddenly, reality corrects itself. Dark Engie is nowhere to be seen, but my drone stands tall. 12 feet tall, to be precise.
"Actually, Richie, you're not the first person to use an OP scale. Back during an old war with the IUPC, I felt the same conditions that I do now. The same irritating force. At the time, I didn't know what it was, but now I know. Come to think of it, there was more than just an OP scale. Things like the Narrative, Paradox Space, colossal Improbability Devices, that kind of thing. So, you can't really say you have the singular, definitive claim to the OP scale. Not only that, the IUPC weren't the first to weaponize the OP scale either. I personally can recall uses of them from when I was barely a century old. Theoretical discussions on how to manage systems go back from far before even my time. Hell, the Descendants had to contend with that limitation during the original Psi wars! The fact that you're using such an outdated device shows how primitive you are compared to the multiverse at large."
I give the mouthless equivalent of a vindictive smirk, then continue.
"Not only that, but the OP scale you're using? It's only one of many from a product line that I myself personally put an end to. I'll admit, it's quite lucky for you that you've not only managed to get a functional one, but also managed to jack the systems up to the point where it can match multiple non-rigged scales. But, do you honestly think you've been holding back the full might of a universe eater? How much faith do you put into such a simple device? Too much, I must say. To say you invented the OP scale would be like an archaeologist claiming to have invented dinosaurs, and to say that you've been restraining me in any way would be like preventing a single electron from all the water that has ever flowed over the Niagra Falls from going over and saying that you've held back the flow of the Niagra Falls proper."
My drone ejects a small cartridge. Power drained, it slumps over. The cartridge falls apart, and a golf-ball-sized shard of me hovers into the air, just in front of the drone.
{IF I'M PERFECTLY HONEST, RICHARD, THE MAIN REASON WHY I HAVEN'T JUST FLOODED THIS PLACE WITH DRONES WAS BECAUSE OTHER INTERUNIVERSAL CONFLICTS ARE HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT - ONES FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME MINECRAFTIAN WITH A POWER FANTASY PRANKING SOME SWEDISH COMPANY. YOU'RE SOMEWHERE JUST ABOVE THE ONGOING NOODLE INCIDENT, BUT BELOW A MILDLY TROUBLESOME UPRISING IN SOME BACKWATER PLANET SOMEWHERE. I FORGOT THE NAME.}
Hovering back into the drone, it starts up again, locking the Pomson 9000's together.
"If you must know, on a multiversal scale, you're not really all that noteworthy. People desire power as much as anyone else does, and they will go to great lengths to get it. You seem to believe that you've already gotten your power. You are sorely mistaken, if that is what you truly believe. Try living for as long as I have, maybe you'll learn a few things. As for the now, you're making your claims on two health. TWO. This is the end game. You'd better choose your words carefully, lest I be the one to decide your fate. While Dark Engie might not agree with me, I find that egomaniacs make a delicious, if somewhat non-filling, snack. Respawn system? Only works if you die, which will most certainly be very slow and agonizing, should I get to eat you."
Refilling the necessary sacred items to do so, I then use CONSUME, targeting Destruction's Owner.
"Oh, where has Dark Engie gone, you might ask? Well..."
My eyes briefly flash golden.
"Let's just say we managed to settle our little argument during our brief time in the Void. Or perhaps, as one might say, the two are one. Funny how much easier it is to think when I'm not divided into two separate entities on top of collectively being a literal pile of shards at this point."
"Damn. Figured I'd lose that gun some day, but I didn't expect that loss to be something so preventable. Thanks for the temporary replacement, though... My name? Allan McGregor. If you must ask, my father was of Scottish ancestry... Dying? Don't plan on doing that anytime soon, but seeing how dangerous it is round here, just need a second..."
Allan McGregor [PL] HP: 10000/10000 Respawns:
"There we go. Feeling a little safer already."
The Godmodder rolls his eyes.
GODMODDER: Alright, if you want to be technical, I didn't create the OP Scale. It's a concept, it's been around longer than any of us. But you're saying I'm using "an" OP Scale, implying that there are multiple. There aren't. The OP Scale is and has always been a singular concept, used in many battles. And I'm using it the best. I'm using it to its full effect. And hey, just because the OP Scale is old doesn't mean it's outdated.
+4 Hog Slop and +3 Weasel Snot!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You expend the above Sacred Items to invoke the command.
I heal myself and a random AG with less than max health with the White Glove.
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You can't heal yourself because of the Wither! +4 HP to ninjatwist!
I take a shimmering image of Inevitability's Shadow (the real version won't be finished for months) and point it at the faction owners. The Doom symbol flashes over my head, alternating with the Green Sun symbol. The owners are lifted off their feet, and find themselves wrapped up in jet-black chains flashing with green sparks. The chains of inevitability. The fact is, I know their future, and they can't escape it. A sequence of events flashes before their eyes. Players stabbing them in the back, Descendants shooting them down. The faction owners struggle, but they can't escape as the sequence becomes reality. The pain they see becomes real pain, white-hot sensations of pain and Doom. You can't beat Doom. You can't beat the inevitable.
I smile malevolently. "See what it feels like to have your life planned out for you?" The chains wrap tightly around their neck, choking them. The owners find themselves disappearing, teleported across every single future event in Godcraft's history, and Minecraft itself, still chained. The Doom symbol flashes a final time over their heads, and I say a single word as the chains release and drop almost-corpses to the ground.
Bang.
The Chaos Eye angrily drains the energy of skeletons to keep itself alive.
Suddenly, out of the Futurama Gate comes a small device. It attaches itself to the structure, and emits a field around it. The Futurama Gate will now block one attack per turn. That attack that was blocked has no effect whatsoever on the Futurama Gate.
The Dicestaction: 30/30 EXECUTING...
Bender pulls something from his Hammerspace Inventory. It appears to be the Dicestaction Octogonapus. But wait! How could he get it if he didn't alchemize it? He throws it on the ground right next to the Faction Leaders. The octet just hits the ground and does nothing. Shouldn't something be happening? Maybe if we wait... Wait for it.... Wait for it... what's wrong? The Faction Leaders just shrug their shoulders and move on when... ((I couldn't put a video with only the relevant part in there because it has a curse word in its title. Skip to 2:28. Warning, video has the s-word.))
Doctor Octagonapus [AG]:
HP: 50,000
Robot (this is the HP of Doctor Octagonapus's robot. However, it and he are the same entity): 70,000 HP
Attacks: Metal fist: Only usable while robot is intact. Deals 4,000 damage. Tentacle Impale: Only usable once robot is destroyed. Deals 3,000 damage.
Special Attack: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAH: Self explanatory. Deals 30,000 damage while the robot is active, and 40,000 damage when it is destroyed. Takes 3 turns to charge. The charge meter is formatted like this: BLAAAAAAAAGH. Every turn, 4 letters are colored electric blue (RGB code 125, 249, 255). For example, when the charge meter is empty, it looks like this: BLAAAAAAAAGH. When it is 1 turn full, it looks like this: BLAAAAAAAAGH. When it is 2 turns full, it looks like this: BLAAAAAAAAGH. And when it is completely full and the ability is ready to be used, it looks like this: BLAAAAAAAAGH.
(Godmodder's Tower) I use the Steel Diamond Katana to cut some Zombies and Skeletons in half. then i used the Magic Milk to completely remove Wither on myself. Luckily i have 2/3 Drinks left.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Irecreeper
Starry Mage's Action: I transformed into Mega Charizard X to burn some Spiders.
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-8, Gutza1-20, Tazz-18, crystal-16, pit-2, net-1. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
ELEVEN'S EYEPATCH: A black eyepatch with the symbol of a grey and shattered eye on it. Besides from looking cool, it harbors an evil and ancient power, that of the Broken Disc, 11. It can fire pure blasts of grey polar energy from itself, and can harness the powers of 11 itself in attacks.
ORB OF CONTROL: A fairly large orb that is completely serene and still, fluctuating with a slight teal aura. It is a one-use item, and holds the power to completely purify the user's mind on use, destroying any mental afflictions or disorders they may have and restoring their sanity. It also gives the user complete and unparalleled access to their mindscape for a brief time, allowing them to unlock their true powers.
(Godmodder's Tower) I saw the Crying elf and 3 Hog Slop fruits then i collected the Elf Tears while i pour the juice from the Hog Slop fruits into the Vials
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to I_G_U
Starry Mage's Action: I was still on Mega Charizard X form while i was burning some Spiders.
I alchemize Essence of Happiness && Essence of Colorful && Wands && Essence of APRIL FOOLS 2015 1/?
I also preview Alchemiter && Essence of April Fools && Essence of Happiness.
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Rod of Phyrexia 20/25 (+2 from Gutza)
I begin twirling in a rough imitation of a DEATH BLOSSOM, firing healing bolts thither and yon. The bolts abruptly all stop in the air and robotech into Amperzand, healing him up!
The Phoenix (34/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +2 from Generic, +1 from Cobalt, +1 from Ire)
The Panic Button (25/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal)
panicButton(Entity PARANOiA) executing...
Golden (16/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +1 from Cobalt, +2 from Generic, +1 from Crystal.)
(Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = Top-Class Bedroom (Level 8: 9/9) Cha-ching! All mandatory components for the Moorblade are ready! All that's left is to finish The Phoenix Charge!
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 4/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 5/11)
PARANOiA's unexpected apperance is tantamount to stupidity. Of course, since his pawn was disposed of in TWO TURNS...He'll be quicker. Unless that stupid 'No 1-post attacks can harm PARANOiA' crud is going on, because that's stupid as a can of stupid.
I proceed to pull out a giant gun of murdering things + 50K, then realize that my 25 post charge is ready against PARANOiA so it's irrelevant. I toss it aside, making a light explosion that sets the backdrop of this glorious moment as I press the Panic Button.
Immediately, tons of sirens suddenly flash up on the wall, inexplicably appearing. How did they get there? The world may never know! After blasting out everyones eardrums for five seconds, they transform into massive siren minigun cannons, covering literally every angle of the room! They start whirring up, taking aim at PARANOiA.
"PARANOIA, PARANOIA, EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET 'YA!!!"
PARANOiA is first angered at me for ignoring his name quirk, then is peppered with holes by the insanely devious devastation caused by the Sirin Minigun Cannons, which naturally fire sirens. Not the noise-making 'WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO' kind either, but the kind that live in the ocean and cause sailors to drown. May I remind everyone that this room, due to previous attacks, is kind of flooded? The Sirens slam into PARANOiA at high speeds before landing in the Inch-Deep water. This offends them, as the water isn't deep enough to swim in, not nearly deep enough. They respond with a shrill cry to the ceiling, which, moments later, activates an emergency fire sprinkler system! A really good fire sprinkler system that practically floods the whole room, floor to ceiling, again! They then converge on PARANOiA!
What happens next is so horrific that I immediately change my mind on letting it happen and quickly pull out Nailtimatum, loading it with my infinite supply of Enchida's Nails. Paranoia would much rather be filled with Enchida's infinitely sharp nails than having more than two seconds of THAT! I take careful aim and fire, killing all the sirens, then pumping PARANOiA full of holes! The blood of PARANOiA and the sirens taints the water crimson...Mmm...Their blooooooooooood...
I admit-I'm kind of hungry, and unfortunately for PARANOiA, he smelled kind of tasty. It was either him or the dead sirens, and sirens are naturally known to be extremely disgusting to eat, and poisonous. PARANOiA...Isn't. I destroy the lights in the room and shadow the light-generating stuff as I make for a, erm, private meal of PARANOiA. In total darkness. Omn nom nom nom nom.
It's much less horrific than what the Sirens were doing-I can't really say WHAT they were doing, but if it's not worse than consuming his tasty flesh then sue me. After I am done and the lights come back on, PARANOiA is down several chunks of his stomach and a suspiciously exposed, but unharmed, liver. I got full halfway through, so I click my fingers. Without warning, Sharks with freaking laser beams come out of nowhere and laser PARANOiA before eating the rest of him, and if he survived, spitting him out. The room de-floods to just having an inch or so of water on the floor.
It's amazing what a Panic button can do! And yes, that was the whole 25 post charge.
TOP-CLASS BEDROOM: The restored bedrooms of the Moorblade, cozy little places fit for the entire crew - and the captain. Each has a mini-storage, a clothing storage unit, and a general storage unit. They all have personal Void-Grade Wifi Hotspots that broadcast clear wi-fi throughout the entire ship regardless of its current location.
That passive isn't really fair, so... I'm removing it.
Battlefield: use the broken clock to killsteal a PG entity.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury
Wilson's Shop: $222
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 11/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 11/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 11/11
You fire a wall of bullets into the past!
DREAMER'S CANTEEN: A canteen full of an eerie liquid known only as Dreamgoop! It is apparently made of pure mind energy and pure dream energy, and drinking the full canteen will cause the drinker to immediately fall asleep and gain full cognizance of their mindscape while dreaming!
ULTRA iHACK: A tablet forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It has a plethora of applications suited perfectly for hacking, and can hack into nearly any device in the universe, remotely shutting them down, wiring their code to ~ATH so they explode after something in their radius dies, and much more!
THE PLUG: A miniature plug forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Upon being plugged into an outlet, it will activate and allow anyone in its radius to enter cyberspace, the mythical realm that makes up the mindscape of robots!
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (11/11!)
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (5/8)
I turn to gaze at the owner of Demise, a combination of stoicism on my face, and fell intent in my movements designating that I am likely in some sort of fell mood, likely spurred on by my contact with my... erm... patron last turn. I would rather not get into the complexities of our interactions, and what they represent, so I shall call it as such. Without another moment to spare, I draw the Hazel Wand, nothing in my movements revealing anything. My body language appears to be nonexistent, as is my facial expression, as per usual. I stare at the owner of Demise, pointing the Hazel Wand directly at his chest. I mutter several incantations incredibly swiftly, and a blast of violet energy erupts from the wand, piercing directly through the chest of the player, and exiting his through his back, accompanied by a shower of red. The player immediately falls to the ground. Without a second glance, I stride forward, towards him, wand in hand. I cease my movement, standing directly before the fallen form of the player. In a singular fluid motion, I crouch forward, and lower the tip of the wand towards the neck of the unfortunate player. Within a moment, the infinitely sharp wand pierces the neck of the owner of Demise, passing into his throat with a sickening squelching, as skin tears away and is pushed back, only to be met with an artifact of occult power. The wand passes directly through the throat, punctures the back end of the neck, and sinks several millimeters into the ground, before I relent. It is surprisingly easy to do this, I must admit. Anyhow, I merely wait, carefully holding the wand in my grasp. Within the body of the player, things are far more evident. The blood flow to the brain has been severely impeded by the new addition of innumerable severed arteries and veins. The arcane force commanded by the wand begins to take effect. Blood begins to be attracted towards the occult object, blocking the remaining arteries and veins almost instantaneously. Slowly, the only logical thing occurs. The flow of blood against the arteries and veins proves too strong a force for the actual tissue of the passages. The tissue weakens, and finally rips. Blood gushes into the throat of the owner of Demise, swirling about, attracted to the wand imbedded in it. I continue to wait and watch. Slowly, the face of the owner of Demise begins to pale, slowly being drained of any and all blood. The fluid in the throat proves to be a considerable obstacle, and the player is deprived of breath. The chest of the player ceases rising and falling almost immediately. The space underneath the eyes of the player begins to grow a dark, dark red, whatever blood vessels remaining in the general area opting to pop instead of failing to reach my wand. The player's thoughts slow, his brain deprived of oxygen. I proceed to shift the Hazel Wand forward. The rod carves a gash down the middle of both sides of the player's throat, perfectly straight. I continue to carve upwards, before stopping, drawing the wand from the throat. Blood drips from the bronze rod, while it gushes from the gashes. I watch for several more moments before reacting to anything. The pallid skin tone of the player suggests that he is suffering from a lack of blood. Without any second thoughts, I arc the Hazel Wand, the vast majority of the upper half stained red, forwards. A thin wave of amethyst light streaks towards the neck of the player, passing through it, before imbedding itself into the ground, and disappearing. I nudge my foot forwards, hitting the skull of the player somewhat. The head, and the upper half of where the wave struck in its entirety, separates from the rest of the lower body upon this simple movement. I evaporate the blood upon the Hazel Wand with my mind, allowing the iron in the hemoglobin to head directly towards the head of the player, hiding the wand away.
IT IS UNSEEN: A book with the blood-red image of an eye with an "X" crossed through it. Its pages depict a large amount of paranormal lore and secrecy, which the main focus of the book being on what seems to be some form of cult known as the Society of the Blind Eye.
Battlefield: I throw an ultramatter grenade at a random PG entity
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury
Wilson's Shop: $224
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 1/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 1/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 1/11
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (6/8)
Ethereal Wisp 15/25
Truth's Hats 16/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I once more draw the Thorns of Oglogoth, coldly staring at the owner of Demise. Without wasting as much as a nanosecond of time, I flick both of the wands in rapid succession. The two wands are immediately covered by a Grimdark aura, slowly spreading down the rest of my body. I preface my assault by making several unknowable gestures with the wands, watching the twin needles arc through the air, as well as the strange blurriness which seems to obscure my movement at its low points. I flick the wands in the direction of the owner of Demise. Nothing appears to occur. Unfortunately, I am not utilizing the occult magnetism of Nightmare Fuel once more, however satisfying that may be. The shadow of the owner of Demise begins to take another form, slowly raising itself into the air, to twice, no, four times the size of the player. It appears to be a mass of shadowy tentacles, beaks, and eyes beyond the ability or desire of the vast majority of the beings in this room to comprehend. I am not one of them, of course. Within moments, the shadowy tentacles wrap around the wrists, ankles, waist, and neck of the player, restricting his movement to functional immobility. I gesture forward with the Thorns, and the shadow slowly twists its inky black tentacles around. I stride forward as the twisting is completed, looking at the back of the player as his front stares into the form of the tentacular shadow, unable or unwilling to comprehend its true nature. I point the twin wands forward, directing them to an area several millimeters beneath the regular location of one's shoulder blades. Black, shadowy lines are etched into the back of the player, forming a pattern, one that I can easily recognize. A pattern said only to be comprehensible to those utterly insane enough to see a singular pattern in the universe far derived from the natural norm, one that I will not bother getting into. The subjects of the vast majority of my visions would be better left private. I flick the Thorns, and a wave of Grimdark energy pulses forward, striking the lines with complete precision. The energy remains upon impact, burning into the flesh of the owner of Demise in moments. I trace the two wands in a pattern analogous to the lines, each rod merely two inches above the flesh. As I move the two wands across an area directly beneath both of the player's shoulder blades, I abruptly move them back whence they came, upwards, and forwards again, in a line parallel to the initial carving. After several moments, I draw the wands back. The shadowy energy fades away, slowly flowing in a particular direction with enough force to pull something along with it. My expression remains stoic, as usual, and the remnants of the shadowy magics pull two flaps of skin, precisely cut by the Thorns, still attached to the rest of the body of the owner of Demise on one side alone. This reveals part of the shoulder blades. The player is still living. I make an obscure gesture with the Thorns, and the Grimdark sorcery renews itself. Without any indication from me beyond my thoughts, the curse takes effect, pulling the flaps of skin to the sides of the body. Within several moments, more flesh is torn off, shadow pulling the scraps of flesh along, tearing more off the sides of the player's body, before reaching the front. With another flick of the Thorns, the curse pulls downwards, ripping the flesh, muscle, and sinew off in a straight line down the abdomen of the owner of Demise, before separating itself from the body, and coming to rest of the floor, in a puddle of blood beside the shadowy horror immobilizing the player. With a thought, the skin of the upper half of the player's body, seeing as the two halves were completely separated in the initial actions of my vivisection, begins to peel away. I wait, intently staring as the thin layers of skin peel off of the body, and fall to the floor, revealing muscle and sinew. I make a gesture, and some of the inactive shadowy tentacles of the creature restricting the owner of Demise curl around the body of the player, before tearing into the muscle, writhing with a coldly methodical pattern, tearing the muscles to shreds, and casting them on the floor around the player. After several moments, I gesture again, and the tentacles move back to their inactive positions. At this point, I shift the Thorns to one hand, holding them both in my left, whilst drawing something from my robes with my right. I lower it to the actual bone of the player's shoulder blade, and make incisions around the two bones, before pulling them away, and permitting them to clatter to the floor. Making several clean slices, I detach the ribs from the body, not reacting as several puncture the lungs upon falling to the floor. I proceed to move my right hand at an angle, holding what appears to be a mixture of a surgical scalpel and a dagger to the exposed organs. I suddenly dig into the lungs with the dagger, tearing through them on their way, and suddenly cleaving downwards, tearing through the heart, through the other end of it, and directly into the liver, moving backwards, and severing the spine, before pulling the knife out of the player's body as the lower half of the body drops to the ground, its one support halved. I place the dagger into my alchemical bag, before replacing it with one of the Thorns, wiping my bloodstained hand off on the clothing of the owner of Demise beforehand. I point the twin needles at the position wherein the shoulder blades and spine would normally be. Shadowy wisps of energy leak off of the tips of the wands, along with orchid and amethyst sparks. Two monolithic blasts of pure shadow erupt from the wands, tearing through the remnants of the body, and puncturing it in its entirety, reaching the other side within a fraction of a nanosecond. I lower the Thorns. The shadowy horror disappears, and the fragments of the upper body of the player drop to the floor, landing with a squelch in a pool of blood, along with the rest of the thing.
My Action: I go over to the factions server, find members of Destruction, and kill them. This causes the faction to lose power, allowing me to take land from them and forcing the leader of Destruction to retreat for damage control. If I cannot attack those members, I beat Destruction's leader in pvp for huge damage.
SCP-2317 Action: I mind-control the godmodder and force him to call off the faction leaders. Before the godmodder says "telekill" and blocks this, I point out that SCP-148 has very dangerous side effects that would be debilitating to someone like the godmodder, not to mention that he would be unable to mind-control entities if he was using telekill himself.
When you try to join the Factions server, you are met with an error message saying that said server has restricted access!
The Godmodder's mindscape is heavily fortified with defenses he constructed himself, and nothing can pass through!
Battlefield: I ask the players outside the tower for help, saying it's the least they could do after I fed them all
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury
Wilson's Shop: $226
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 2/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 2/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 2/11
Some of the higher-leveled players say that they'll see what they can do.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (7/8)
Ethereal Wisp 16/25
Truth's Hats 17/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I glance at the owner of Deity, with a cold, calculating stare. The knowledge obtained from the vivisection of his fellow faction owner was rather enlightening. I slide the Thorns of Oglogoth into my alchemical bag, drawing Cancer in their place. While I vehemently dislike physical combat, I doubt there is anything this player can do to stop me. Without a word, something appears in the air around the owner of Deity, with a color out of space, if you know what I mean. Hundreds of tentacles swarm the player, each one seemingly warping the fabric of space and time around it, at the behest of my will alone. The tentacles wrap around the body of the player, from the bottom of the neck downward. I watch. After several moments, the tentacles appear to have completely covered the indicated parts of his body, completely coating them, and restricting the movement of the player completely and utterly. Spacetime seems to warp around these tentacles, vibrating with the essence of my will, and that of a far more powerful, and intelligent, master. I stride forward, wielding the two sickles in my hands with a combination of precision and deadliness. As I walk towards the cocoon of tentacular forms, the tentacles lower themselves to a point in which I can reach, seeing as they initially lifted the player off of the ground. Without delaying a moment, I move one of the weapons, hooking one of the sickles around the neck of the player. His exposed skin seems to react rather adversely to the blade of the weapon, appearing to crawl away from it the moment it comes within proximity of the neck. I promptly raise the second sickle, and hook it around the neck of the player as well, completely encircling his neck with the weapons. If any sorts of squirming occur, I give the player a look to silence them. Slowly, I move the sickles inwards, towards the neck. However, before I decapitate the fellow, I mercifully pull the sickles away in one fluid motion. As I do so, however, I move the blades towards the player's chest. The tentacles in the area all recede, proving me open access. I cut a singular gash along the chest of the player, allowing the eldritch energies within the weapons to deal the remained of the damage. I place Cancer in my inventory. I tear the tentacles to shreds with a psionic burst of amethyst, and allow their essence to return to whence they came. The body of the player drops to the floor, blood flowing from the gash along his chest.
I alchemize Essence of Happiness && Essence of Colorful && Wands && Essence of APRIL FOOLS 2015 2/?
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Rod of Phyrexia 23/25 (+2 from Gutza)
I run over to the HEALBOT and begin upgrading, by the simple expedient of pulling out the Engineer's wrench, erectin' a level 3 dispenser, and attaching it to the bot's back using mysterious engineering majjyyks. This increases its HP and possibly healing amount, depending whether it actually heals or not! If it doesn't heal, it begins healing.
Because my healbot is SOMEHOW still alive, I use shadowstep on it to bounce it back and then play it again, this time to heal Amperz4nd for 8. You know, the healbot is a reference to Hearthstone and doesn't actually heal passively. It has what's called a "battlecry" which means it heals when its played and then is done. I did a loophole around that fact. For something that heals passively, you need something like an Illuminator or Vitality Totem.
Also, Wilson's charges are done, but I need to save one for his special surprise.
Commands: Welp. There goes the deck. Guess I don't need these cards any more...
Now, time for quite possibly THE most powerful attack any player entity has done ever...
- Fayther: Apply a violent memory to Wilson, changing his emotion to anger.
Splash potion of chills O0O splash potion of Flares = ??? 1/3
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash potion of venom = ??? 1/3
Wilson drinks a potion of fear to counteract the violent memory, setting his emotion back to loathing.
This is it... Now is my chance!
He pops off the cork to the bottle around his neck, and drinks the first half of the Flask of the Kitsune, the only level 10 potion in the entire game. This is for the Enchanted Deck!
He turns and glares up at the SS Omega, the might of dying stars shining in his eyes.
Funny thing is... gravity is the weakest of the Grid disturbances, even though it ties us to this world. It holds together planets, fuses together elements, and sets every celestial body on its path. Yet, its overshadowed by other forces. However, there's a time when it gets its revenge. Care to watch?
He starts wildly pulling in all kinds of different energies in the room into one point. A small mass starts to form and it shines brightly. Going from red up through the color spectrum, eventually flooding the entire room with a blinding white light. People in every corner of Godcraft hit e and check their inventory, thinking they somehow got night vision. But they didn't. The entire server, down to every last winding cave, shines with this blinding white light. Then, Wilson got another blinding white light, two collapsing stars. He had stopped looking through the standard world a while ago and was reliant purely on The Grid. He could feel the strength of the gravity and the hole in the fabric of space time having two objects of this mass so close together caused, barely contained by his might. Now, to get the show started.
He temporary pulled out the incredible mass of the two stars and hurled them like baseballs at the SS Omega, incinerating it with their intense heat and light. Then, he returned their mass. Without Wilson to contain them, the real show started. The two stars started to orbit each other, piercing through the SS Omega countless times, each hole burning with legendarily hot white flames. Burning hot enough to melt anything, the flames didn't even leave ash behind as they boarded and pillaged the airship. As the entire ship became an inferno of unquenchable flames, the two stars were approaching each other. Streams of liquid flame shot from the stars into the opposite star, searing holes through the airship's armor and hull. As the two masses collapsed, the SS Omega started to fall inwards, crunching like paper under the extreme gravity. The stars spun around each other faster and faster, crunching the ship into splinters only to be burnt into nothing. Then, the stars collided. They collapsed into one hyper massive object spinning with unthinkable speed, trashing the ship as it fell into it, like a blender would a strawberry, a flaming infernal blender from the deep depths of far outer space. But it still wasn't over.
The speed was too much for even the incredible gravitational pull, and the combined stars exploded outward, turning the ship into an inferno of pure, shining white energy. All the energy that was had been the brilliant light across the server was now focused on destroying this one ship in a whirling chaos of destruction. And after all this, there was still one object left. A very small, pitch black ball. It was pure black as well. There is nothing darker than it. It bent the very light trying to pass by, casting wild illusions around the room. And it slowly floated over to Wilson, who was waiting for it. He seemed to point it towards the SS Omega, stepped back and a little to the side.
All that show was brought to you by gravity. But there's another trick it has. Watch... and pay for your crimes...
The small black object was reacting now. It started to pull in matter from around its side, all of it spiraling in helplessly to the center. The matter formed a disk around it, which Wilson was behind and had pointed directly at the SS Omega. From the ship, the black object could still be seen sinisterly pulling in fuel. And, in an instant, another brilliant light filled the room. A streaking golden beam had launched from the top and bottom of the black object, shredding through the SS Omega like cotton candy. It was a beam of matter the black hole and draw in and spat out, going at a velocity nearing the speed of light. At that speed, any tiny piece of matter can tear through not only ships, but whole planets. To make matters worse, Wilson then hurls it at the SS Omega like a discus. The blazar rips apart the ship and pulls it into itself only to rotate and blast it back out at other pieces of the ship, leaving nothing but smoldering wreckage, which smolders itself into nothing.
Well, there you go. That's my contribution to impressive long overpowered attacks. Lets see how much this blazar beam should deal...
60k base, * 1.2 for loathing, * something for Flask of the Kitsune, *2 for Fayther's violent memory. (Really, it should be triple, but that would just be stupid.) So that's 144 thousand damage TIMES whatever bonus the Flask of the Kitsune gives, which Wilson gains +33% effectiveness to. Ouch.
After that, Wilson stumbles backwards and collapses in a corner, clutching his head. He's not going to be fighting again for a while. (IE: 3 turns)
Edit- BTW Engie, just... just stop. Please stop. You're trying to enforce something about the game world that Twin has stated just isn't true. Sure it was through Richard and he might not be the most trustworthy of sources, but neither are you. So its basically your word against Twin's about who made the OP scale. And because Twin is, you know, the FREAKING GAME MASTER, I have to believe Richard rather than you. You're still one of the weakest players here and have been for a while. Stop complaining how "if it wasn't for the OP scale, I'd do this and that and kill everyone", because if it weren't for the OP scale EVERYONE would do this and that and kill everyone. So you're not special.
Oh, and more insta summons? Seriously? Are you really going to ignore Twin, me, and almost everyone else so stubbornly? Twin, please don't let Engie's newest summon through, even though it is a small thing. He's basically trying to slip in a 15 post summon and not pay for it.
Splash Potion of Chills O0O Splash Potion of Flares = Splash Potion of Temperature (1/3)
Splash Potion of Flares O0O Splash Potion of Venom = Splash Potion of Charring (1/3)
Splash Potion of Flares O0O Splash Potion of Corruption = Splash Potion of Oblivion (1/3)
Wow.
People have instasummoned players before... I don't see why this shouldn't go through.
Talist, plenty of players are instasummons. I functionally instasummoned 8 players in Act 3 at literally the same time, then summoned another in the Vord trial. Point is, Players are always totally instasummonable. I've done it, pretty sure Piono's done it a bunch of times, players are totally fair game always forever.
I take out the Splash Corruption Potion and toss it into a random PG entity, corrupting it with glitches, then toss a Splash Venom Potion, Splash Extended Potion of Flares, and a Potion of Fear at similarly randomly picked PG entities.
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-8, Gutza1-20, Tazz-19, crystal-18, pit-2, net-1. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
You corrupt the Zombies with glitches, and the other splash potions kill 4 Zombies!
Please do your charges and alchemies over from where they were last turn.
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = Pitchman's Power (3/11?)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = ??? (1/11)
Mental Element > Fine = ??? (1/11)
Ubercharge: 6/9
Action
I heal Wilson with the Black Hand.
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (Level 10: 1/11)
Mental Element > Fine = The Mentaleev (Level 10: 1/11)
+10,000 HP to Wilson!
Modpack succumbs to the Wither status effect, dying!
The Chaos Eye kills 6 Skeletons! PARANOiA fails to use Mini-Nuke, as it's not charged yet!
Split wipes out all Omnicronian Saucers by killing the grandfathers of their pilots and creating a paradox!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to PARANOiA! The Planet Express Crew readies up all their special attacks...
Fry uses Quantum Leap, readying iQuantimak and charging up the latent energies of the Quantum Gemerald that lies within! Firing a large blast of quantum energy at S.S. Omega, the ship is suddenly everywhere at once and nowhere at once, taking several existential damage and losing large amounts of structural integrity in the process! Multiple quantum clones of Fry appear as well that fire increasing amounts of quantum energy at the ship, destroying a Thruster and dealing 19,000 damage to another! Fry "ascends".
Leela uses Final Day, readying New Dawn, which quickly shapes hundreds of antimatter bolts and fires them all in quick succession at the S.S. Omega! The shots pelt through the ship's surface and create massive explosions since, you know, they're made of antimatter and all. Leela then mans the Planet Express Ship and uses said ships' weaponry against the Planet Express Ship as well, as well as using New Dawn! Leela destroys a Thruster and deals 14,000 damage to another! Leela "ascends".
Farnsworth uses Remote Control, readying the Remote Magnepulators, which are promptly electrified and produce a magnetic field! Farnsworth adjusts the amount of electricity coursing through the gloves and causes the magnetic field to swell exponentially, taking up the size of several biomes! Farnsworth then uses the Magnepulators to turn on an array of rockets that were placed there prior... The rockets fly through the air and crash through the Tower and into S.S. Omega, destroying a Turret and dealing 1,000 damage to another! Farnsworth "ascends".
Amy uses Antidoubler, readying her two iAntimak Autopistols and her Hoverboard! She flies around the S.S. Omega, repeatedly firing bullet after bullet of antimatter rounds at S.S. Omega, creating explosions as equally big as those used during Final Day! Amy then flies over to the S.S. Omega and fires one bullet directly at the Thrusters' power source, shutting down the whole thing! The last Turret is destroyed, and the S.S. Omega falls from the sky and crashes to the ground! Amy "ascends".
Zoidberg uses Universal Grip, readying Universal Power! After experimentally testing out its capabilities on several test subjects, the medigun's Ubercharge is ready for use! Zoidberg flips the switch on the weapon up to "POWER" rather than "AID", and spreads the Antiberium across the Mast of the S.S. Omega, harming it! It reacts violently with the stable matter of the rest of the Ship and explodes, catching on fire after the effects of the Ubercharge are up! 20,000 damage to the Mast! Zoidberg "ascends".
Bender uses Overdrive, readying himself for this truly awe-inspiring, no-nonsense, superpowered, awesometastic, prefix-filled attack! He walks up to the S.S. Omega, tells it to bite his shiny metal ass, and leaves. 20,000 damage to the Mast! Bender "ascends".
CogWynd uses Wild Slash, winding up by 20% and dealing 24,000 damage to the Mast and PARANOiA and healing itself by +48,000 HP! Both entities become debuffed for three turns, healing their target for +20,000 at the end of their attacks against them! They also Bleed! Fayther applies a Violent memory to Wilson! The Futurama Gate kills 5 Skeletons and deals 5,000 damage to Destruction's Owner! Wilson's attack destroys the Mast and deals 209,000 damage to the S.S. Omega's Bridge! Doctor Octagonapus deals 3,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
Destruction's Owner uses Ownage, raising up his god sword, which shines with a brilliant white light! A cacophony of lightning surges around the entire room, and one lightning blast strikes Destruction's Owner, who is lit on fire! The fire doesn't appear to damage him and swirls around him rapidly, eventually turning a bright blue and blasting itself straight towards the AG entities! 50,000 damage to Wilson!
S.S. Omega uses Red Flag, its Cannons retracting! Its crew pop into the ship, apparently tinkering with something, and after several seconds, a very large cannon being carried by several players appears, and is hoisted onto the ship! The cannon, predictably dubbed the Red Flag, begins to glow with a white-hot light, aiming at the AG entities! After several more seconds, the cannon reels back and the largest cannonball any of you have ever seen is fired from it! 45,000 damage to Fayther and 30,000 damage to PARANOiA!
15 of each mob appears! Looks like that's the last wave of mobs... The League of Mobs tears down the Obsidian Defenses! The Skeletons and Spiders kill the PPC! The Godmodder, at the top of the Tower, messes with a control panel and makes a piston pop out of the walls, poking the Futurama Gate and causing its Shield Generator to expire in the process! The piston then retracts, and the panels surrounding the piston slide away, revealing a cavity in the wall that contains an immensely complex redstone timer system that performs hundreds of computations every second! The timer powers some command blocks, which create a large amount of Ender Crystals right in the middle of everyone! The same piston pokes the Ender Crystals, activating them all! The monumental explosion takes out the Chaos Eye and Fayther, and deals 61,000 damage to Wilson and 32,000 damage to the Futurama Gate! The Godmodder heals up the S.S. Omega, which restores +50,000 HP!
The elevator that Team Excavate is on makes the final push down to the bottom! They're almost near their destination... But, something drops down to the Elevator's top! Something HUGE! Everyone looks up and sees that a hulking figure has appeared on top of the Elevator! His name is The Chopper, recruited by the Godmodder to get rid of the Cable and Yggdrasil's Roots as best as he can! He has a large amount of axes that he can use to attacks, and since he has especially sharp weapons, he will excel at cutting down the Elevator Cables! Stay sharp! so funnie
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Chopper!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Wither: III
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Wither: III
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 18/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
Wilson: [AG] HP: 184,000/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 158%. State: +0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 230,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 70,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 36,000/100,000 HP. Has powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 141,000/300,000 HP. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III Bleed: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x33.) Get up close to attack. Skeletons: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x23.) Snipe from afar. Spiders: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x34.) Leap at foes. Creepers: 1,500/1,500. (x30.) Deal some splash damage. Attacking the cake.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
The Phoenix (34/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +2 from Generic, +1 from Cobalt, +1 from Ire)
Golden (16/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +1 from Cobalt, +2 from Generic, +1 from Crystal.)
I figured I might as well get an Alchemy that improves damage through the roof and lays down status effects like a mofo. The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This will hopefully cause Slag, Wither and/or Freezing while doing some small damage.
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 5/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 6/11)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TWINJA'D TWICE! WHY TWICE?! I COULD HAVE MADE WILSON CRIT!!!
Le derp1
I recover from my Twinja Blues and immediately get to work kicking PARANOiA's rear end further. With pretzels. I immediately portal in a Pretzel about five miles wide, tall and thick, right above PARANOiA. The size is ridiculous, and it slams down upon him hard, like an Angry Woman. And then an Angry Woman slams upon him as well, slightly insulted at being distantly compared to a giant Pretzel. She's about the same size as that Pretzel, by the way, so PARANOiA is now so squahsed that his name is now paranoIa, exactly as put-with all the excess cap removed or pushed into the I. I slip on a Name Tag to seal the deal: He is now paranoIa.
parano|a (who will be referred to exactly as such even if grammatically incorrect), now thoroughly annoyed, is suddenly thrown out of the tower, and I throw myself out after him, diving the distance to him before he hits ground level and pounding him a massive distance to a quiet quarter of GodCraft. paranoIa regains his bearings to find that I've decided to genderflip myself, go Trickster, AND put on, of all things, a weird blue diaper. All of a sudden, local spacetime warps to insanity, I vanish in an odd blue goo that is definitely not water, and paranoIa is ravaged by powerful spacetime waves. Something big is happening, and he knows it. The blue goo turns blindingly bright, and paranoIa looks away.
When he dares to look again, floating a good three feet off the ground, only a few feet from himself was something made entirely out of the blue goo from before. She-and it was definitely a she-looked like a stylized anime heroine crossed with Baby Princess Peach crossed with a freaking infant. She was caped and scarved, had a domino mask on, a small shirt and a tutu attached directly to the diaper. Six arms on a rotating shoulder, one on her left wielding a rattler and one on her right with a milk bottle, possessing a small bit of hair long enough to be noticeable, and finally a pair of fairy wings right on her back, very tiny, and all of it made entirely of blue goo. It is...SUPERBABY. She's so ridiculous the rest of this text turns to her Royal Blue body composition just to prove that she can do that. Maybe.
In any case, her first order of business with paranoIa is to Squirt a massive amount of fluid from the Milk Bottle, far more than should be reasonably possible, catching him in it with ease and sucking him into a blue vortex, which Superbaby follows into the depths, a vortex going far deeper than what should be reasonable for the amount of 'milk' used. parano|a is tossed around helplessly, unable to move, slightly going deeper and deeper into the goo despite his best attempts to keep his head above it, evntually submerging completely. Once submerged, he finds no bottom nor top nor side nor anything, just goo for miles, for a second. Then, the world around him suddenly de-flooded and in its place was a massive, massive, massive marble-made castle. Seriously, this thing could be the size of GodCraft. Looking back, paranoIa could see nothing but a wall made of the goo from before, so he wisely decided to go into the castle.
The first thing he noticed upon entry was my massive amount of servents floating over massive dining chairs They were basically slightly-miniature mes, without the crown or the mask or the scarf, touting things millions times their size-massive white plates with trillions of THINGS on them. People, monsters, rocks, Alchemies, whatevers. They were all different and in vast quantities, immesurable for paranoIa. Everything on the plate just sat there, dazed and looking nowhere in particular, effectively unconscious-if they even had minds. The servents carrying these plates were not so ignorant of the situation and whacked him with a toy hammer that sent him across the room if he got too close-which was often-and sent him packing towards the invincible walls, harming him more. By the time he realizes a safe way across, three servents unburdened quickly rush to him and slam him against a corner of the room so the others can set the tables, the tables for trillions of things to be eaten. He hasn't even seen me in the castle yet.
Of course, then the bell for mealtime is rung-by me. Fortunately all the plates are set and all the meals are in order, and I open my mouth wide and suck them all in with one swallow, almost taking the chairs and plates right off the ground-only kept there by massive chains connected to each one, and only barely. paranoIa sees this and gets scared, as hundreds of trillions of things were being sucked into an unseen maw at the far end of this crazy place in just one second of sucking in stuff. A servant, still aware of him, then decides to kick him to me, and with one mighty strike paranoIa finds exactly where they're going-into my tummy. Yum. After managing to swallow everything on my throne, fit just for me, I lick my lips. Tasty meals! Oh, yes, there he is.
paranoIa starts to think about the absurdity of the situation, and I can't say I can blame him. Not everyday you get sucked into the pocket dimension of an all-powerful crime-fighting queen toddler. He hten thinks that he can fight back, quite wrongly. He reaches for his KzR gun, only to find it doesn't exist and he's lost it. I go "Ah-hem!" and pull it out of my diaper-or a ridiculously oversized tinker-toy version of it that fires tinker-toy made cities. I put the thing on full-auto for five minutes. paranoIa gets rekd, sending him back into the dining hall, where the servants shove him into a building-block made cannon and fire him back to me. paranoIa, due to the above, is now currently cuboid. I pull out one of those shape-things, wherein you put shapes into holes in a thing, and shove paranoIa into the square hole. Inside the square hole is a massive doll, millions of miles high (bigger on the inside), and equipped with doll-control powers. It uses this to construct a drill made of dolls and shove it directly into paranoIa, undoing his cuboid shape but tuning him roughly triangular and shoving him out of the triangle shape while being drilled, eventually popping out and popping back to his original form. The dolls come out after him, as well, and start beating up paranoIa with various forms of martial arts, sending him flying across the room each hit. I then click my fingers, and everything flies back into my Diaper, my precious hammerpsace storage.
including paranoIa.
paranoIa spends, form his point of view, a million years in my Diaper. It's actually three seconds for any curious. It drove him mad. Mountains of toys that served as turrets, legions of dolls that served as lethal combatants, endless expenses of baby food which was actually a monster, and other stuff that you don't need to hear about. Of course, during those three seconds, I declared it naptime and fell asleep. paranoIa, thinking that this was his chance, bashes me-but only finds that my liquid form doesn't even twitch despite his hand going through it, but also that I do not seem to have a limit-his whole arm goes in and it doesn't come out the other end. It also seems he can't pull it out, or pull out any of him, until I snore and fire him to the other end of the room with the sound alone, whereupon my servants collect him in a baby carriage and moves it to me at mach 91.
paranoIa, thoroughly beaten physically and mentally but not out yet, pulls out a pair of hooks and tries to remove me of my super-inventory that is my Diaper, thinking that removing it will change all of this madness. Big mistake. I immediately wake up, and not only that, but the diaper's contents spill out. It's a huge mess, and it's all over paranoIa, but more importantly, I am deprived of a diaper...Which has dire consequences. I, now fully awake, suck in everything into me, EVERYTHING. I manage to whack paranoIa with my royal magical rattle before he goes into me, as with everything in the pocket dimension. paranoIa once again finds himself in an endless expanse of royal blue goop, while everything else just...Melts into me. It's all very tasty, except paranoIa. I spit him out pretty quickly.
Once he is removed from my endless body, he looks at me, and realizes that not only did I re-obtain the diaper, but I have grown massively-my lower body is now a multi-universe high princess made of smaller princesses made of smaller princesses made of smaller princesses made of...You get the idea at this point. They're, all sans face except the largest 'main' one, whose head is replaced by my whole body, now utterly massive, about the same size as the whole 'lower body,' and connected by a tentacle of blue goo direclty below the diaper. Also there are thousands of other tentacles-either my now-counting 16 legs positioned and spread out around the main dress, or counting to my thousands of serpents on their diapers. Our faces move in unison now, but its obvious who's in charge. Oh, and we did get those Diapers back, of course.
paranoIa gets a second to ingest this radical change before I get the many princesses that make up my lower body to impale their heels (and they all wore heels) right into his body, every last one, before crushing him in their palms, before eventually popping out right below the connection between the Princesses and the actual me. One of my servents bends over and repeats the process, making platforms of blue goo for paranoIa to be crushed upon, in addition to being creamed by various weapon toys and eye-lasered. This continues until they all get their turns and he reaches me in earnest, whereupon I repeat each step twice for each previous repetition of the step, at speeds that all match the time the step took. Then, once all the steps have been gone through, I then morph everything else into a massive blue ball of goo, turning back to my regular size in the process. Nothing but me and him now-and I aim the ball straight at him. He is promptly absorbed, taking immense pain...
He awakes, back at the spot where he was prior to the 'transformation' He has taken an IMMENSE beating without any warnings. I am there, not wearing any daipers but otherwise unchanged from when he last saw me. He's not sure whether or not to believe what he just saw-maybe I drugged him severely, or maybe it actually happened? And if it did, what does that make me for real? He's too scared to ask, so I KO him and splash him with some Damage II Potions on the way back to the tower. I eventually re-arrive, kick paranoIa unconscious, and admire my handiwork.
As for the question of if SUPERBABY is real or not...Huehuehuehue. I refuse to answer, giving paranoIa extra uncertainty damage.
@engie: The IUPC didn't use the OP Scale engie. The godmodder is the only one to ever actually use it deliberately. The war between the IUPC and the universe eaters was disruptive, but the IUPC had the advantage that universe eaters have certain weaknesses, and the IUPC could find allies more readily and there really aren't very many sentient universe eaters. The godmodder is, in fact, unique in his ability to weaponize the Narrative's most potent and widely-used power.
Stop trying to commandeer everything. Your character is probably the oldest (multiversal time wise, which is to say, probably about 5 or 10 IRL years old) currently active in the conflict, but you don't get to determine everything. So stop trying, for heavens sake! You can't overpower the OP Scale!
I give net a copy of ultimatum
Hank moves to the back of the room, leveling his gun to protect Wilson from any potential attackers. He also splashes a potion of revival on Wilson, hoping to bring him back up sooner. He looks around, realizes that the nether spire is still out in the open, rushes out to grab it, and as he is surrounded by the various nether mobs, he activates it, unleashing a massive pulse of fire outwards, burninating the entire swarm (spreading out the damage so as to inflict burning on all of them). He rushes outwards as they run around on fire, retreating back to Wilson before whirling around and gunning down the pursuing mobs with Emerald Nova, inflicting Fear on all the rest of them.
That was incredible my friend. Well done. Well done.
...
"don't let the cable fall"...
😈
I start hacking at the cable
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Oh... players can be insta summoned? How have I not seen that before? Sorry about that. I still feel like that is kinda stupid as well, but fine, so be it.
@Pionoplayer: I'm... glad I have... have... I... uh... I have... urg... I... so many... people... who... ... umph... people who... thank you...
And with that, he staggers backwards and falls over, unconscious. Zzzzzz... murph... zzzzzz... ... zzzzzzz...
I grumble about stuff and then take out Valhalla, and use it to summon an incredibly deadly horde of Vikings, who all charge the S.S.Omega in their highly advanced and deadly VIKING AIRSHIP, bombarding the mast with deadly cannonballs made of pure Hope. I then inspect Valhalla more closely.
I summon Drillgenerigorg to brutally murder the S. S. Omega's mast.
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 1/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-8, Gutza1-20, Tazz-20, crystal-18, pit-2, net-1. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-8 / 25- Emergency Plating
-38 / 50- The Tophat (Pricey'd, +1)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to... Pricey!?
=ACTION=
I vote for all special attacks (minus tooGodly's, which I already did), then use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on Chopper! If this fails, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10.
=LIMBO=
...Time's running out.
I fortify the area in which I entered the grounds below Limbo, to ensure Flumpty never comes back. Said fortifications are sentry guns, torches, egg slicers and a heavy who I paid sandviches to be on watch.
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (4/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (2/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (2/11)
Action
I use HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO LV. 10 TWITCH SHOT with ALL the script bows on the S.S. Omega, or if it's dead I use it on Destruction's Owner, and if he's dead I use it on the mobs attacking the cake.
Bow list:
Notch's Smiter, Cubed Crossbow, Linguistic Uniter, Deseret Clockbow, Shavian Electrobow, Great Leader's Bow, Thai Osmiribow, Lisu's Lighter, Armenian Alertbow, Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes, Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands, Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness, Guru's Toxincrosser, Kannada's Combuster, Oriya Acidspitter, Uranium Gujarati, Bengali Ebowla, Tamil Bowtox, Corrosive Coder, Malayatoxin Bow, Deva's Dissolver, Arcum Os, Arcus Orientum.
I also inspect the Thaumic Aspectblaster (Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner).
I drink a Potion of Wickedness.
Since last time I did this I inexplicably failed to notice Superius was so close to failing that he likely would’ve just given up the robotic ghost at the end of the turn with no assistance from me at all, I prepare for another massive expository attack, this time aimed at The Chopper. The gloves chime with readiness as I level my arm at the man, teleporting him to the same position I devastated Superius at. First of all, the staff appears in my left hand as I switch to Mage Mode. Crystallum once again chimes in, saying "Combat Equipment ready.” A purple aura encases my whole body now, dissipating and revealing a simple set of long, loose black pants, long-sleeved black shirt with purple patterns stitched into it, black bootlike shoes with a purple gem evident on them, and a thick greatcoat split in half at the waist, once again black with intricate purple patterns on it. My previous clothes appear to have vanished. Magic wraps around me, providing no tangible story benefit but once providing a whole lot of protection in the universe most of this magic was drawn from.
I point the full staff at The Chopper from a good distance away, Crystallum commenting “Mage Mode active. Staff subform active. Bombardment submode active.” Magic builds at the tip of the staff, a ball of vivid purple appearing and growing as a magical circle springs up underneath my feet. A ring of magic, runes glowing in it, appears and begins rotating around the sphere of power as it reaches a defined size, approximately a meter in diameter. “Destroyer Lance.” Energy erupts in a torrent from the ball of magic, streaking towards The Chopper and blasting him back, but not doing terribly much damage otherwise. Huh. Looks like an undirected, diffuse blast won’t do much. I reposition the staff, another magic circle springing up beneath my feet. Magic once again begins to build at the end of the staff, another ball growing. Once it reaches approximately a foot in diameter, two loops spring up; one rotating around it, and another rotating slightly in front of it at a smaller size. A HUD springs up in front of me, and I reposition the staff to position the included reticule right on the head of the target. “Bang.” “Sniper Lance.” The ball collapses in, then fires off an inch-thick rod-straight blast of violet magic. It nigh-instantly drills straight through The Chopper’s head and explodes, massive damage being inflicted.
Next, I point the staff at the sky, another magic circle springing up beneath me. A small mote of purple magic floats out from the gem in the staff, and begins to grow. “Positron Buster charging.” After around 15 seconds, the mote has become almost blindingly bright and grown to about the size of a pea. “Positron Buster, full charge.” I swing the staff around to point at The Chopper, aiming for a good-sized wound where an attack or random blast of high-energy magic from the Destroyer Lance caught him beforehand. The mote streaks at him and explodes with blinding, deafening force, electron-positron annihilation reactions combining to produce a massive explosion that hits The Chopper with bone-shattering force and manages to even blind me for a second, before my eyes adjust.
Attacking once again, the gem on the tip of the staff flickers to red for a second as I begin chanting an aria. “Bring forth spears and infuse them with blood. Dye them crimson and pierce to the heart…” The staff’s gem flashes fully onto red as a set of approximately twenty magical blades begin to wink into existence around me, glowing with a bright red light. As the last one appears, each one solidifies, revealing themselves to be mostly made of magic so compressed it’s formed a dull red solid. Each knife’s blade glows with an aura of magic, rendering it unbelievably sharp. I move at eyeblink speed, the staff in my arms lashing out to point towards The Chopper. “Drill forth! Bloody Dagger!” The knives flash towards The Chopper and explode in blasts of sanguine power, shredding him. The gem on the staff flickers back to its normal purple.
Finally, I shift Crystallum to a more manageable size. “Wand subform active. Close-range submode active.” A flight/fast-movement spell kicks in, Crystallum observing “Sonic Move.” I zip towards The Chopper, stopping just out of reach of his axes. He’s a pretty sight, I tell you that. Body scarred from all the attacks, and then on top of that I’m about to… Never mind. I begin dancing closer to The Chopper, evading swipes from his axes and slowly getting close enough to reach out and touch him with the wand’s glowing gem. “Jupiter’s Fist!” A huge hand seems to grab The Chopper and clench him in its fist, only his massive hit point reserve and nigh-magical damage transfer to that same HP pool stopping him from crunching in on himself into a small ball of flesh. The pressure at the surface of Jupiter can really work wonders for crushing things.
As I admire my handiwork, Crystallum speaks. “Full Drive mode charging, 2 out of 10 actions performed.” Full Drive is the most powerful form of any Device, usually requiring considerable energy to maintain. Since it gives such a boost, the game seems to have decided it works almost like an Ubercharge on a Medigun, charging with uses of the device in question. Ah well, seems like a reasonable trade. I teleport both of us back to the elevator and wait for the inevitable retaliation. That was even more fun than the last one. My Combat Equipment dissolves in a shower of purple sparks, revealing my normal clothes underneath. It’s mainly a battle augmentation, after all.
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29/50 and 33/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I use the level 10 Scrapyard strife on this new "Chopper" fellow.
As people seem to love healing and are all crowding around my healbot, I'll do this...
I spend a 50 post charge from Wilson's shop to summon what might be my final entity. It doesn't really work like a standard one though.
Down in the bottom of the elevator, it starts to... rain? A bird made out of shimmering water spirals down the mineshaft. At its core is a sparkling blue sapphire. It lands softly in the elevator and perches, looking quizzically at the players.
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 25/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
Commands:
- Fayther: Short term copy from Wilson to get back that violent memory.
- Alexiron: Chain of Water on the 4 most injured friendly characters. MANA: 5/8
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | - | - | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 326$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 0/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 226$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 4$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x3 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
I shield the cake using hard-light. I then pull out 11's Eyepatch, wrap it around my hand, and open fire on the mobs.
Heh.
I then laugh so maniacally that the S.S. Omega takes damage.
I preview Grimdark && Eyepatch, and Zilly && Eyepatch.
+2 Generic.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (8/8!)
Ethereal Wisp 17/25
Truth's Hats 19/50 (Tazz'd)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I examine Line of Sight.
I take a break from the unusually satisfying Lovecraftian vivisections, and turn to the S.S. Omega. In such an endeavor, it would be wise to merely watch as the ship extrapolates itself in a fervently feverish manner. But, then again, I doubt I have ever been one for patience. I splash a Splash Potion of Augmentation upon myself, and draw Bipolarity, equipping it. With my heretofore unseen psionic prowess (obviously, I had no power in the field whatsoever beforehand. Hah.), I arc my hand upwards, an amethyst aura surrounding me, and the ship glows with a pale veil of violet light. Suddenly, the Bridge implodes, attempting to tear the rest of the ship apart in as expedient a fashion as is currently possible.
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BTW Twin, Doctor Octagonapus can only be attacked once his robot is destroyed. It's the equivalent of the Gatekeeper and his armor.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
Blaze of Glory: 50/50 Complete! Putting in storage (this is an attack).
From the Sidelines: 1/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 10/20
Construction's Decad: 6/11
Electrified Decad: 6/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 5/11
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
After their avatar components ascend, the Futurama Gang collapse from exhaustion.
Ughh. Did my legs turn to jelly?
I feel so tired...
It seems that the exit of our avatars has drained us of energy. We may have to not participate in the rest of the Trial.
However ZOIDBERG will be here to patch you up! With this device I can finally effectively fix humans as well.
The Futurama Gate will summon 20 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer. The Omnicronian Fleet will attack the Mobs. All of them shut up (The Omnicronian Mothership will use its Microlasers, attacking 5 zombies, or lesser mobs if the zombies are dead. So 5 mobs die). Doctor Octogonapus will use Metal/Power Fist on a mob.
==Excavate==
Wow. That's a lot of axes. Wait a sec...
Lothyra hammerspaces a giant can of Axe Spray, then uses the Remote Magnepulators to bash them into The Chopper.
I throw my knife at the cable, as I attempt to dodge the hammer
The knife teleports as I face pokefan
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Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = Pitchman's Power (3/11?)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = ??? (1/11)
Mental Element > Fine = ??? (1/11)
Ubercharge: 6/9
Action
I heal Wilson with the Black Hand.
+1 Vote to all of the Planet Express Crew, bar Fry!
Demise's Owner fires a splash potion of weakness at you right as the potion of critmist hits!
24,000 damage to Deity's Owner!
1,000 damage to a Thruster!
Zombie killed!
Okay, I should have been berating you for your placeholders, but I haven't. Today's the day where that changes. I'm not counting anything in this post because it was a placeholder. When you originally posted this, only the first sentence was there. Everything else was added later. In the Original Post, I've said that placeholder posts aren't allowed, so please stop doing them.
The Godmodder placed a portal right before the beam would have gone through its original portal! And I doubt the Shlockverse Canon could do any good. It just seems like a really weird camera to me!
Imaginary Window && Gatekeeper's Scythe = Fenestrated Scythe (Level 10)
Imaginary Window && Everysword = Fenestrated Blade (Level 10)
Fenestrated Scythe && Fenestrated Blade = The Fenestrator (Level 15)
The zilly mobs are all dead, and the grimdark mobs die since they can't handle the grimdark majjyyks! (2 Zombies killed!)
6,000 damage to Deity's Owner!
3,000 damage to Demise's Owner! His head stays put.
+Final Votes for the Planet Express Crew! +1 Votes for the PPC!
+Vote for the Cable Defense!
+3,000 HP to the Bearger!
I'd prefer if you didn't spam Courage...
You decide it's time that your underground exploration came to an end. You run out of the office, back through the tunnel, back to the crossroads with the three paths, back up the staircase that you carved into the grand pit so long ago, back through the rest of the cave system, and you pillar through the hole you cut through the earth to wind up underground in the first place. After what feels like an eternity, you pop back out on the surface. The Council of Nine hovers above you, apparently waiting.
Hello there, shadow clone. This is an automated message from the Council of Nine. An identical copy of this message has appeared to every other shadow clone in Limbo. Be warned, shadow clone, your time here is limited. The magic holding all of you together is to expire in two days. If you have anything else that you want to do here, now is the time.
The Council fades to static.
The Godmodder doesn't have that plugin installed!
Chalk it up to bad timing.
+Vote for cable defense!
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (Level 8: 1/9)
The Wither status effect cannot be cured!
5,000 damage to Deity's Owner!
Deity's Owner ends up flying to escape the Chill Spikes!
The Godmodder makes himself the Thief of Light and steals all the luck from your roll, counteracting the RUNNING NUMBERS!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DRAW - SLICK SPADES
4,000 damage to all three Faction Owners! Right as the attack is about to hit Deity's Owner though, a wall of bullets surges through time and space, killing him!
Snowball && Water Bucket = Snow Bucket (Level 1: 1/2)
+Vote for Cable Defense!
+Vote for Cable Defense!
+4 HP!
The Godmodder rolls his eyes.
GODMODDER: Alright, if you want to be technical, I didn't create the OP Scale. It's a concept, it's been around longer than any of us. But you're saying I'm using "an" OP Scale, implying that there are multiple. There aren't. The OP Scale is and has always been a singular concept, used in many battles. And I'm using it the best. I'm using it to its full effect. And hey, just because the OP Scale is old doesn't mean it's outdated.
+4 Hog Slop and +3 Weasel Snot!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You expend the above Sacred Items to invoke the command.
15,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
Allan McGregor added!
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EAR REMOVAL™'S PATENTED DIS-EAS-TER TECHNOLOGY HARDWIRED INTO ITS BUILT-IN SUBWOOFER ALLOWS THIS WEAPON TO PROJECT MY VOICE TO WHOMEVER ITS ROCKETS HIT! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! YOU SEE, THE AFOREMENTIONED DIS-EAS-TER TECHNOLOGY WILL ALSO PROJECT THE HORRIBLY GRATING SOUNDS OF EAS TONES TO ITS VICTIMS, WHICH IS BACKED BY THE EQUALLY ANNOYING SOUNDS OF AN ALARM CLOCK! NOW YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS CAN REMOVE YOUR VICTIMS' EARS!
EACH SUCCESSFUL SHOT WILL CAUSE THE TONES (AND MY CHARMING VOICE) TO GROW IN FREQUENCY UNTIL, IF YOUR VICTIM'S HEAD ISN'T BLOWN OF BY THE ROCKETS, IT'LL EXPLODE DUE TO HAVING TOO MUCH STRESS BEING PUT ON THEIR EARS! TRULY THIS IS AN AMAZING LONG-TERM INVESTMENT, BECAUSE IF YOU ORDER NOW, I'LL THROW IN A SECOND EAR REMOVAL™ ABSOLUTELY FREE, AS WELL AS SEVERAL AMMUNITION PACKS SO YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF AMMO, ALSO FREE! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN RETURN IT AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK! CALL 901-413-1025 NOW FOR THIS EXCLUSIVE OFFER! THAT'S 901-413-1025! 901-413-1025!
You can't heal yourself because of the Wither! +4 HP to ninjatwist!
5,000 damage to both Faction Owners!
+Vote for Cable Defense!
+3 HP!
5,000 damage to a Thruster!
Obsidian Defenses added!
+8,000 HP to the Bearger!
Shield Generator added to the Futurama Gate!
Doctor Octagonapus added!
Zombie killed!
You can't remove the Wither status effect!
Spider killed!
ELEVEN'S EYEPATCH: A black eyepatch with the symbol of a grey and shattered eye on it. Besides from looking cool, it harbors an evil and ancient power, that of the Broken Disc, 11. It can fire pure blasts of grey polar energy from itself, and can harness the powers of 11 itself in attacks.
ORB OF CONTROL: A fairly large orb that is completely serene and still, fluctuating with a slight teal aura. It is a one-use item, and holds the power to completely purify the user's mind on use, destroying any mental afflictions or disorders they may have and restoring their sanity. It also gives the user complete and unparalleled access to their mindscape for a brief time, allowing them to unlock their true powers.
+6 Elf Tears and Hog Slop!
2 Spiders killed!
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands (Level 10: 1/11)
Alchemiter && April Fools Essence && Happiness Essence = Happymiter (Preview)
+4 HP to Amperz4nd!
TOP-CLASS BEDROOM: The restored bedrooms of the Moorblade, cozy little places fit for the entire crew - and the captain. Each has a mini-storage, a clothing storage unit, and a general storage unit. They all have personal Void-Grade Wifi Hotspots that broadcast clear wi-fi throughout the entire ship regardless of its current location.
That passive isn't really fair, so... I'm removing it.
50,000 damage to PARANOiA!
You fire a wall of bullets into the past!
DREAMER'S CANTEEN: A canteen full of an eerie liquid known only as Dreamgoop! It is apparently made of pure mind energy and pure dream energy, and drinking the full canteen will cause the drinker to immediately fall asleep and gain full cognizance of their mindscape while dreaming!
ULTRA iHACK: A tablet forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It has a plethora of applications suited perfectly for hacking, and can hack into nearly any device in the universe, remotely shutting them down, wiring their code to ~ATH so they explode after something in their radius dies, and much more!
THE PLUG: A miniature plug forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Upon being plugged into an outlet, it will activate and allow anyone in its radius to enter cyberspace, the mythical realm that makes up the mindscape of robots!
IT IS UNSEEN: A book with the blood-red image of an eye with an "X" crossed through it. Its pages depict a large amount of paranormal lore and secrecy, which the main focus of the book being on what seems to be some form of cult known as the Society of the Blind Eye.
16,000 damage to Demise's Owner!
6 Zombies killed!
Guide to Flashstepping && Shoes && Azure Essence = Sonic's Sneakers (Level 10: 1/11)
Insta-Teleporter && Mind-Reading Device && Azure Essence = The Thoughtporter (Level 10: 1/11)
Magic Cueball && Wikipedia Tablet && Azure Essence = Wiki Cueball (Level 10: 1/11)
...Demise's O
the Demise's Owner killed...> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ROCK SOLO
7 Skeletons killed!
1 Skeleton killed!
When you try to join the Factions server, you are met with an error message saying that said server has restricted access!
The Godmodder's mindscape is heavily fortified with defenses he constructed himself, and nothing can pass through!
Some of the higher-leveled players say that they'll see what they can do.
Healbot upgraded into an L4 Dispenser!
Splash Potion of Chills O0O Splash Potion of Flares = Splash Potion of Temperature (1/3)
Splash Potion of Flares O0O Splash Potion of Venom = Splash Potion of Charring (1/3)
Splash Potion of Flares O0O Splash Potion of Corruption = Splash Potion of Oblivion (1/3)
Wow.
People have instasummoned players before... I don't see why this shouldn't go through.
You corrupt the Zombies with glitches, and the other splash potions kill 4 Zombies!
Please do your charges and alchemies over from where they were last turn.
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (Level 10: 1/11)
Mental Element > Fine = The Mentaleev (Level 10: 1/11)
+10,000 HP to Wilson!
Modpack succumbs to the Wither status effect, dying!
The Chaos Eye kills 6 Skeletons! PARANOiA fails to use Mini-Nuke, as it's not charged yet!
Split wipes out all Omnicronian Saucers by killing the grandfathers of their pilots and creating a paradox!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to PARANOiA! The Planet Express Crew readies up all their special attacks...
Fry uses Quantum Leap, readying iQuantimak and charging up the latent energies of the Quantum Gemerald that lies within! Firing a large blast of quantum energy at S.S. Omega, the ship is suddenly everywhere at once and nowhere at once, taking several existential damage and losing large amounts of structural integrity in the process! Multiple quantum clones of Fry appear as well that fire increasing amounts of quantum energy at the ship, destroying a Thruster and dealing 19,000 damage to another! Fry "ascends".
Leela uses Final Day, readying New Dawn, which quickly shapes hundreds of antimatter bolts and fires them all in quick succession at the S.S. Omega! The shots pelt through the ship's surface and create massive explosions since, you know, they're made of antimatter and all. Leela then mans the Planet Express Ship and uses said ships' weaponry against the Planet Express Ship as well, as well as using New Dawn! Leela destroys a Thruster and deals 14,000 damage to another! Leela "ascends".
Farnsworth uses Remote Control, readying the Remote Magnepulators, which are promptly electrified and produce a magnetic field! Farnsworth adjusts the amount of electricity coursing through the gloves and causes the magnetic field to swell exponentially, taking up the size of several biomes! Farnsworth then uses the Magnepulators to turn on an array of rockets that were placed there prior... The rockets fly through the air and crash through the Tower and into S.S. Omega, destroying a Turret and dealing 1,000 damage to another! Farnsworth "ascends".
Amy uses Antidoubler, readying her two iAntimak Autopistols and her Hoverboard! She flies around the S.S. Omega, repeatedly firing bullet after bullet of antimatter rounds at S.S. Omega, creating explosions as equally big as those used during Final Day! Amy then flies over to the S.S. Omega and fires one bullet directly at the Thrusters' power source, shutting down the whole thing! The last Turret is destroyed, and the S.S. Omega falls from the sky and crashes to the ground! Amy "ascends".
Zoidberg uses Universal Grip, readying Universal Power! After experimentally testing out its capabilities on several test subjects, the medigun's Ubercharge is ready for use! Zoidberg flips the switch on the weapon up to "POWER" rather than "AID", and spreads the Antiberium across the Mast of the S.S. Omega, harming it! It reacts violently with the stable matter of the rest of the Ship and explodes, catching on fire after the effects of the Ubercharge are up! 20,000 damage to the Mast! Zoidberg "ascends".
Bender uses Overdrive, readying himself for this truly awe-inspiring, no-nonsense, superpowered, awesometastic, prefix-filled attack! He walks up to the S.S. Omega, tells it to bite his shiny metal ass, and leaves. 20,000 damage to the Mast! Bender "ascends".
CogWynd uses Wild Slash, winding up by 20% and dealing 24,000 damage to the Mast and PARANOiA and healing itself by +48,000 HP! Both entities become debuffed for three turns, healing their target for +20,000 at the end of their attacks against them! They also Bleed! Fayther applies a Violent memory to Wilson! The Futurama Gate kills 5 Skeletons and deals 5,000 damage to Destruction's Owner! Wilson's attack destroys the Mast and deals 209,000 damage to the S.S. Omega's Bridge! Doctor Octagonapus deals 3,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
Destruction's Owner uses Ownage, raising up his god sword, which shines with a brilliant white light! A cacophony of lightning surges around the entire room, and one lightning blast strikes Destruction's Owner, who is lit on fire! The fire doesn't appear to damage him and swirls around him rapidly, eventually turning a bright blue and blasting itself straight towards the AG entities! 50,000 damage to Wilson!
S.S. Omega uses Red Flag, its Cannons retracting! Its crew pop into the ship, apparently tinkering with something, and after several seconds, a very large cannon being carried by several players appears, and is hoisted onto the ship! The cannon, predictably dubbed the Red Flag, begins to glow with a white-hot light, aiming at the AG entities! After several more seconds, the cannon reels back and the largest cannonball any of you have ever seen is fired from it! 45,000 damage to Fayther and 30,000 damage to PARANOiA!
15 of each mob appears! Looks like that's the last wave of mobs... The League of Mobs tears down the Obsidian Defenses! The Skeletons and Spiders kill the PPC! The Godmodder, at the top of the Tower, messes with a control panel and makes a piston pop out of the walls, poking the Futurama Gate and causing its Shield Generator to expire in the process! The piston then retracts, and the panels surrounding the piston slide away, revealing a cavity in the wall that contains an immensely complex redstone timer system that performs hundreds of computations every second! The timer powers some command blocks, which create a large amount of Ender Crystals right in the middle of everyone! The same piston pokes the Ender Crystals, activating them all! The monumental explosion takes out the Chaos Eye and Fayther, and deals 61,000 damage to Wilson and 32,000 damage to the Futurama Gate! The Godmodder heals up the S.S. Omega, which restores +50,000 HP!
The elevator that Team Excavate is on makes the final push down to the bottom! They're almost near their destination... But, something drops down to the Elevator's top! Something HUGE! Everyone looks up and sees that a hulking figure has appeared on top of the Elevator! His name is The Chopper, recruited by the Godmodder to get rid of the Cable and Yggdrasil's Roots as best as he can! He has a large amount of axes that he can use to attacks, and since he has especially sharp weapons, he will excel at cutting down the Elevator Cables! Stay sharp! so funnie
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Chopper!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,158,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Wither: III
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Wither: III
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 18/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
PARANOiA: [???] HP: 32,000/150,000. 420BLAZEIT: III Blocky Barrage: IIII Mini-Nuke: IIIII Bleed:
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
CogWynd the Memetic: [AG] HP: 135,000/225,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 105%. In Standard Operations.
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 120,000/200,000. Omnicronian Mega Saucer: 10,000/10,000 HP. Omnicronian Mothership: 100,000/100,000 HP. Independence Day: IIII
Wilson: [AG] HP: 184,000/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 158%. State: +0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 230,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 70,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 36,000/100,000 HP. Has powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 141,000/300,000 HP. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III Bleed: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x33.) Get up close to attack. Skeletons: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x23.) Snipe from afar. Spiders: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x34.) Leap at foes. Creepers: 1,500/1,500. (x30.) Deal some splash damage. Attacking the cake.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 71% Stable. Defensive Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 49,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Inside elevator.
L4 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Auto-heals others every turn.
The Chopper: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Current Axe: Battleaxe. Timber: II
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 81.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
6 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
10 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Erelye!
The Phoenix (34/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +2 from Generic, +1 from Cobalt, +1 from Ire)
Golden (16/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +1 from Cobalt, +2 from Generic, +1 from Crystal.)
I figured I might as well get an Alchemy that improves damage through the roof and lays down status effects like a mofo. The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This will hopefully cause Slag, Wither and/or Freezing while doing some small damage.
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 5/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 6/11)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TWINJA'D TWICE! WHY TWICE?! I COULD HAVE MADE WILSON CRIT!!!
Le derp1
I recover from my Twinja Blues and immediately get to work kicking PARANOiA's rear end further. With pretzels. I immediately portal in a Pretzel about five miles wide, tall and thick, right above PARANOiA. The size is ridiculous, and it slams down upon him hard, like an Angry Woman. And then an Angry Woman slams upon him as well, slightly insulted at being distantly compared to a giant Pretzel. She's about the same size as that Pretzel, by the way, so PARANOiA is now so squahsed that his name is now paranoIa, exactly as put-with all the excess cap removed or pushed into the I. I slip on a Name Tag to seal the deal: He is now paranoIa.
parano|a (who will be referred to exactly as such even if grammatically incorrect), now thoroughly annoyed, is suddenly thrown out of the tower, and I throw myself out after him, diving the distance to him before he hits ground level and pounding him a massive distance to a quiet quarter of GodCraft. paranoIa regains his bearings to find that I've decided to genderflip myself, go Trickster, AND put on, of all things, a weird blue diaper. All of a sudden, local spacetime warps to insanity, I vanish in an odd blue goo that is definitely not water, and paranoIa is ravaged by powerful spacetime waves. Something big is happening, and he knows it. The blue goo turns blindingly bright, and paranoIa looks away.
When he dares to look again, floating a good three feet off the ground, only a few feet from himself was something made entirely out of the blue goo from before. She-and it was definitely a she-looked like a stylized anime heroine crossed with Baby Princess Peach crossed with a freaking infant. She was caped and scarved, had a domino mask on, a small shirt and a tutu attached directly to the diaper. Six arms on a rotating shoulder, one on her left wielding a rattler and one on her right with a milk bottle, possessing a small bit of hair long enough to be noticeable, and finally a pair of fairy wings right on her back, very tiny, and all of it made entirely of blue goo. It is...SUPERBABY. She's so ridiculous the rest of this text turns to her Royal Blue body composition just to prove that she can do that. Maybe.
In any case, her first order of business with paranoIa is to Squirt a massive amount of fluid from the Milk Bottle, far more than should be reasonably possible, catching him in it with ease and sucking him into a blue vortex, which Superbaby follows into the depths, a vortex going far deeper than what should be reasonable for the amount of 'milk' used. parano|a is tossed around helplessly, unable to move, slightly going deeper and deeper into the goo despite his best attempts to keep his head above it, evntually submerging completely. Once submerged, he finds no bottom nor top nor side nor anything, just goo for miles, for a second. Then, the world around him suddenly de-flooded and in its place was a massive, massive, massive marble-made castle. Seriously, this thing could be the size of GodCraft. Looking back, paranoIa could see nothing but a wall made of the goo from before, so he wisely decided to go into the castle.
The first thing he noticed upon entry was my massive amount of servents floating over massive dining chairs They were basically slightly-miniature mes, without the crown or the mask or the scarf, touting things millions times their size-massive white plates with trillions of THINGS on them. People, monsters, rocks, Alchemies, whatevers. They were all different and in vast quantities, immesurable for paranoIa. Everything on the plate just sat there, dazed and looking nowhere in particular, effectively unconscious-if they even had minds. The servents carrying these plates were not so ignorant of the situation and whacked him with a toy hammer that sent him across the room if he got too close-which was often-and sent him packing towards the invincible walls, harming him more. By the time he realizes a safe way across, three servents unburdened quickly rush to him and slam him against a corner of the room so the others can set the tables, the tables for trillions of things to be eaten. He hasn't even seen me in the castle yet.
Of course, then the bell for mealtime is rung-by me. Fortunately all the plates are set and all the meals are in order, and I open my mouth wide and suck them all in with one swallow, almost taking the chairs and plates right off the ground-only kept there by massive chains connected to each one, and only barely. paranoIa sees this and gets scared, as hundreds of trillions of things were being sucked into an unseen maw at the far end of this crazy place in just one second of sucking in stuff. A servant, still aware of him, then decides to kick him to me, and with one mighty strike paranoIa finds exactly where they're going-into my tummy. Yum. After managing to swallow everything on my throne, fit just for me, I lick my lips. Tasty meals! Oh, yes, there he is.
paranoIa starts to think about the absurdity of the situation, and I can't say I can blame him. Not everyday you get sucked into the pocket dimension of an all-powerful crime-fighting queen toddler. He hten thinks that he can fight back, quite wrongly. He reaches for his KzR gun, only to find it doesn't exist and he's lost it. I go "Ah-hem!" and pull it out of my diaper-or a ridiculously oversized tinker-toy version of it that fires tinker-toy made cities. I put the thing on full-auto for five minutes. paranoIa gets rekd, sending him back into the dining hall, where the servants shove him into a building-block made cannon and fire him back to me. paranoIa, due to the above, is now currently cuboid. I pull out one of those shape-things, wherein you put shapes into holes in a thing, and shove paranoIa into the square hole. Inside the square hole is a massive doll, millions of miles high (bigger on the inside), and equipped with doll-control powers. It uses this to construct a drill made of dolls and shove it directly into paranoIa, undoing his cuboid shape but tuning him roughly triangular and shoving him out of the triangle shape while being drilled, eventually popping out and popping back to his original form. The dolls come out after him, as well, and start beating up paranoIa with various forms of martial arts, sending him flying across the room each hit. I then click my fingers, and everything flies back into my Diaper, my precious hammerpsace storage.
including paranoIa.
paranoIa spends, form his point of view, a million years in my Diaper. It's actually three seconds for any curious. It drove him mad. Mountains of toys that served as turrets, legions of dolls that served as lethal combatants, endless expenses of baby food which was actually a monster, and other stuff that you don't need to hear about. Of course, during those three seconds, I declared it naptime and fell asleep. paranoIa, thinking that this was his chance, bashes me-but only finds that my liquid form doesn't even twitch despite his hand going through it, but also that I do not seem to have a limit-his whole arm goes in and it doesn't come out the other end. It also seems he can't pull it out, or pull out any of him, until I snore and fire him to the other end of the room with the sound alone, whereupon my servants collect him in a baby carriage and moves it to me at mach 91.
paranoIa, thoroughly beaten physically and mentally but not out yet, pulls out a pair of hooks and tries to remove me of my super-inventory that is my Diaper, thinking that removing it will change all of this madness. Big mistake. I immediately wake up, and not only that, but the diaper's contents spill out. It's a huge mess, and it's all over paranoIa, but more importantly, I am deprived of a diaper...Which has dire consequences. I, now fully awake, suck in everything into me, EVERYTHING. I manage to whack paranoIa with my royal magical rattle before he goes into me, as with everything in the pocket dimension. paranoIa once again finds himself in an endless expanse of royal blue goop, while everything else just...Melts into me. It's all very tasty, except paranoIa. I spit him out pretty quickly.
Once he is removed from my endless body, he looks at me, and realizes that not only did I re-obtain the diaper, but I have grown massively-my lower body is now a multi-universe high princess made of smaller princesses made of smaller princesses made of smaller princesses made of...You get the idea at this point. They're, all sans face except the largest 'main' one, whose head is replaced by my whole body, now utterly massive, about the same size as the whole 'lower body,' and connected by a tentacle of blue goo direclty below the diaper. Also there are thousands of other tentacles-either my now-counting 16 legs positioned and spread out around the main dress, or counting to my thousands of serpents on their diapers. Our faces move in unison now, but its obvious who's in charge. Oh, and we did get those Diapers back, of course.
paranoIa gets a second to ingest this radical change before I get the many princesses that make up my lower body to impale their heels (and they all wore heels) right into his body, every last one, before crushing him in their palms, before eventually popping out right below the connection between the Princesses and the actual me. One of my servents bends over and repeats the process, making platforms of blue goo for paranoIa to be crushed upon, in addition to being creamed by various weapon toys and eye-lasered. This continues until they all get their turns and he reaches me in earnest, whereupon I repeat each step twice for each previous repetition of the step, at speeds that all match the time the step took. Then, once all the steps have been gone through, I then morph everything else into a massive blue ball of goo, turning back to my regular size in the process. Nothing but me and him now-and I aim the ball straight at him. He is promptly absorbed, taking immense pain...
He awakes, back at the spot where he was prior to the 'transformation' He has taken an IMMENSE beating without any warnings. I am there, not wearing any daipers but otherwise unchanged from when he last saw me. He's not sure whether or not to believe what he just saw-maybe I drugged him severely, or maybe it actually happened? And if it did, what does that make me for real? He's too scared to ask, so I KO him and splash him with some Damage II Potions on the way back to the tower. I eventually re-arrive, kick paranoIa unconscious, and admire my handiwork.
As for the question of if SUPERBABY is real or not...Huehuehuehue. I refuse to answer, giving paranoIa extra uncertainty damage.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 49/50
A.B.E.: 17/50
Polygonal Arcs: 6/7
Death's Cane: Done.
Death's Cane + Skull Barrier + Shadow Blade = ??? (1/?)
Slam that Ship Bridge with a Molten Processor to the...
Just in case you were about to ask, it didn't have a face.
Oh well, i still hit it.
> PARANOiA: Life Sap septavius the ghost god's health, then ERROR Destruction's owner, preventing him from attacking this turn. Charge Mini-Nuke.
I'll be making my great escape now!
@engie: The IUPC didn't use the OP Scale engie. The godmodder is the only one to ever actually use it deliberately. The war between the IUPC and the universe eaters was disruptive, but the IUPC had the advantage that universe eaters have certain weaknesses, and the IUPC could find allies more readily and there really aren't very many sentient universe eaters. The godmodder is, in fact, unique in his ability to weaponize the Narrative's most potent and widely-used power.
Stop trying to commandeer everything. Your character is probably the oldest (multiversal time wise, which is to say, probably about 5 or 10 IRL years old) currently active in the conflict, but you don't get to determine everything. So stop trying, for heavens sake! You can't overpower the OP Scale!
I give net a copy of ultimatum
Hank moves to the back of the room, leveling his gun to protect Wilson from any potential attackers. He also splashes a potion of revival on Wilson, hoping to bring him back up sooner. He looks around, realizes that the nether spire is still out in the open, rushes out to grab it, and as he is surrounded by the various nether mobs, he activates it, unleashing a massive pulse of fire outwards, burninating the entire swarm (spreading out the damage so as to inflict burning on all of them). He rushes outwards as they run around on fire, retreating back to Wilson before whirling around and gunning down the pursuing mobs with Emerald Nova, inflicting Fear on all the rest of them.
That was incredible my friend. Well done. Well done.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Post I
Fury attack 6/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 5/15
Critical Strike 5/20
...
"don't let the cable fall"...
😈
I start hacking at the cable
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Oh... players can be insta summoned? How have I not seen that before? Sorry about that. I still feel like that is kinda stupid as well, but fine, so be it.
@Pionoplayer: I'm... glad I have... have... I... uh... I have... urg... I... so many... people... who... ... umph... people who... thank you...
And with that, he staggers backwards and falls over, unconscious. Zzzzzz... murph... zzzzzz... ... zzzzzzz...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I grumble about stuff and then take out Valhalla, and use it to summon an incredibly deadly horde of Vikings, who all charge the S.S.Omega in their highly advanced and deadly VIKING AIRSHIP, bombarding the mast with deadly cannonballs made of pure Hope. I then inspect Valhalla more closely.
I summon Drillgenerigorg to brutally murder the S. S. Omega's mast.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 43/50
Quiver Conundrum 6/50
Ultimate Skulltop 1/50
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10: 10/11).
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 1/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-8, Gutza1-20, Tazz-20, crystal-18, pit-2, net-1. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-8 / 25- Emergency Plating
-38 / 50- The Tophat (Pricey'd, +1)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to... Pricey!?
=ACTION=
I vote for all special attacks (minus tooGodly's, which I already did), then use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on Chopper! If this fails, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10.
=LIMBO=
...Time's running out.
I fortify the area in which I entered the grounds below Limbo, to ensure Flumpty never comes back. Said fortifications are sentry guns, torches, egg slicers and a heavy who I paid sandviches to be on watch.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Decisive Strike on Chopper!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (4/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (2/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (2/11)
Action
I use HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO LV. 10 TWITCH SHOT with ALL the script bows on the S.S. Omega, or if it's dead I use it on Destruction's Owner, and if he's dead I use it on the mobs attacking the cake.
Bow list:
Notch's Smiter, Cubed Crossbow, Linguistic Uniter, Deseret Clockbow, Shavian Electrobow, Great Leader's Bow, Thai Osmiribow, Lisu's Lighter, Armenian Alertbow, Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes, Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands, Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness, Guru's Toxincrosser, Kannada's Combuster, Oriya Acidspitter, Uranium Gujarati, Bengali Ebowla, Tamil Bowtox, Corrosive Coder, Malayatoxin Bow, Deva's Dissolver, Arcum Os, Arcus Orientum.
I also inspect the Thaumic Aspectblaster (Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner).
Turn 1/3
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 10/11
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 7/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 3/11
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Rod of Phyrexia 24/25
I drink a Potion of Wickedness.
Since last time I did this I inexplicably failed to notice Superius was so close to failing that he likely would’ve just given up the robotic ghost at the end of the turn with no assistance from me at all, I prepare for another massive expository attack, this time aimed at The Chopper. The gloves chime with readiness as I level my arm at the man, teleporting him to the same position I devastated Superius at. First of all, the staff appears in my left hand as I switch to Mage Mode. Crystallum once again chimes in, saying "Combat Equipment ready.” A purple aura encases my whole body now, dissipating and revealing a simple set of long, loose black pants, long-sleeved black shirt with purple patterns stitched into it, black bootlike shoes with a purple gem evident on them, and a thick greatcoat split in half at the waist, once again black with intricate purple patterns on it. My previous clothes appear to have vanished. Magic wraps around me, providing no tangible story benefit but once providing a whole lot of protection in the universe most of this magic was drawn from.
I point the full staff at The Chopper from a good distance away, Crystallum commenting “Mage Mode active. Staff subform active. Bombardment submode active.” Magic builds at the tip of the staff, a ball of vivid purple appearing and growing as a magical circle springs up underneath my feet. A ring of magic, runes glowing in it, appears and begins rotating around the sphere of power as it reaches a defined size, approximately a meter in diameter. “Destroyer Lance.” Energy erupts in a torrent from the ball of magic, streaking towards The Chopper and blasting him back, but not doing terribly much damage otherwise. Huh. Looks like an undirected, diffuse blast won’t do much. I reposition the staff, another magic circle springing up beneath my feet. Magic once again begins to build at the end of the staff, another ball growing. Once it reaches approximately a foot in diameter, two loops spring up; one rotating around it, and another rotating slightly in front of it at a smaller size. A HUD springs up in front of me, and I reposition the staff to position the included reticule right on the head of the target. “Bang.” “Sniper Lance.” The ball collapses in, then fires off an inch-thick rod-straight blast of violet magic. It nigh-instantly drills straight through The Chopper’s head and explodes, massive damage being inflicted.
Next, I point the staff at the sky, another magic circle springing up beneath me. A small mote of purple magic floats out from the gem in the staff, and begins to grow. “Positron Buster charging.” After around 15 seconds, the mote has become almost blindingly bright and grown to about the size of a pea. “Positron Buster, full charge.” I swing the staff around to point at The Chopper, aiming for a good-sized wound where an attack or random blast of high-energy magic from the Destroyer Lance caught him beforehand. The mote streaks at him and explodes with blinding, deafening force, electron-positron annihilation reactions combining to produce a massive explosion that hits The Chopper with bone-shattering force and manages to even blind me for a second, before my eyes adjust.
Attacking once again, the gem on the tip of the staff flickers to red for a second as I begin chanting an aria. “Bring forth spears and infuse them with blood. Dye them crimson and pierce to the heart…” The staff’s gem flashes fully onto red as a set of approximately twenty magical blades begin to wink into existence around me, glowing with a bright red light. As the last one appears, each one solidifies, revealing themselves to be mostly made of magic so compressed it’s formed a dull red solid. Each knife’s blade glows with an aura of magic, rendering it unbelievably sharp. I move at eyeblink speed, the staff in my arms lashing out to point towards The Chopper. “Drill forth! Bloody Dagger!” The knives flash towards The Chopper and explode in blasts of sanguine power, shredding him. The gem on the staff flickers back to its normal purple.
Finally, I shift Crystallum to a more manageable size. “Wand subform active. Close-range submode active.” A flight/fast-movement spell kicks in, Crystallum observing “Sonic Move.” I zip towards The Chopper, stopping just out of reach of his axes. He’s a pretty sight, I tell you that. Body scarred from all the attacks, and then on top of that I’m about to… Never mind. I begin dancing closer to The Chopper, evading swipes from his axes and slowly getting close enough to reach out and touch him with the wand’s glowing gem. “Jupiter’s Fist!” A huge hand seems to grab The Chopper and clench him in its fist, only his massive hit point reserve and nigh-magical damage transfer to that same HP pool stopping him from crunching in on himself into a small ball of flesh. The pressure at the surface of Jupiter can really work wonders for crushing things.
As I admire my handiwork, Crystallum speaks. “Full Drive mode charging, 2 out of 10 actions performed.” Full Drive is the most powerful form of any Device, usually requiring considerable energy to maintain. Since it gives such a boost, the game seems to have decided it works almost like an Ubercharge on a Medigun, charging with uses of the device in question. Ah well, seems like a reasonable trade. I teleport both of us back to the elevator and wait for the inevitable retaliation. That was even more fun than the last one. My Combat Equipment dissolves in a shower of purple sparks, revealing my normal clothes underneath. It’s mainly a battle augmentation, after all.
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29/50 and 33/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I use the level 10 Scrapyard strife on this new "Chopper" fellow.
As people seem to love healing and are all crowding around my healbot, I'll do this...
I spend a 50 post charge from Wilson's shop to summon what might be my final entity. It doesn't really work like a standard one though.
Down in the bottom of the elevator, it starts to... rain? A bird made out of shimmering water spirals down the mineshaft. At its core is a sparkling blue sapphire. It lands softly in the elevator and perches, looking quizzically at the players.
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 25/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
Commands:
- Fayther: Short term copy from Wilson to get back that violent memory.
- Alexiron: Chain of Water on the 4 most injured friendly characters. MANA: 5/8
Memories: | Violent | - | - | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 326$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 0/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Splash potion of chills O0O splash potion of Flares = ??? 2/3
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash potion of venom = ??? 2/3
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash Corruption Potion = ??? 2/3
Wilson is fast asleep...
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Neutral
- State: 0
- Stress: 98% - anything the potion of revival gave
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Turn 1
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I preform Intractable Wires at the group of Creepers
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to I_G_U
Starry Mage's Action: I stab the Zombie in the Eye.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 10/50
I fly around the Library. 37/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 37/50
Charge Storage: 10 (+1 from Amperz +3 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 179250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
8/50 Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club
8/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
5/14 Thu'um Boombox
I randomly heal someone on Team Excelsior and hen check back on the cake. As long as it makes it through, everything will be good.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I shield the cake using hard-light. I then pull out 11's Eyepatch, wrap it around my hand, and open fire on the mobs.
Heh.
I then laugh so maniacally that the S.S. Omega takes damage.
I preview Grimdark && Eyepatch, and Zilly && Eyepatch.
+2 Generic.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (8/8!)
Ethereal Wisp 17/25
Truth's Hats 19/50 (Tazz'd)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I examine Line of Sight.
I take a break from the unusually satisfying Lovecraftian vivisections, and turn to the S.S. Omega. In such an endeavor, it would be wise to merely watch as the ship extrapolates itself in a fervently feverish manner. But, then again, I doubt I have ever been one for patience. I splash a Splash Potion of Augmentation upon myself, and draw Bipolarity, equipping it. With my heretofore unseen psionic prowess (obviously, I had no power in the field whatsoever beforehand. Hah.), I arc my hand upwards, an amethyst aura surrounding me, and the ship glows with a pale veil of violet light. Suddenly, the Bridge implodes, attempting to tear the rest of the ship apart in as expedient a fashion as is currently possible.
I'd imagine that the Doctor's special would be the more faithful Shoop Da Whoop!, but BLAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!! Is alright too.
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 27/50
Snow Bucket: 2/2 Complete!
I alchemize the Snow Bucket and the Lapiz Lazuli. Hopefully, this gives me something along the lines of a Chilling Stone.
Anyways, I take refuge from the top of a tree and I snipe down some of the skeletons with a longbow.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
BTW Twin, Doctor Octagonapus can only be attacked once his robot is destroyed. It's the equivalent of the Gatekeeper and his armor.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
Blaze of Glory: 50/50 Complete! Putting in storage (this is an attack).
From the Sidelines: 1/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 10/20
Construction's Decad: 6/11
Electrified Decad: 6/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 5/11
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
After their avatar components ascend, the Futurama Gang collapse from exhaustion.
Ughh. Did my legs turn to jelly?
I feel so tired...
It seems that the exit of our avatars has drained us of energy. We may have to not participate in the rest of the Trial.
However ZOIDBERG will be here to patch you up! With this device I can finally effectively fix humans as well.
The Futurama Gate will summon 20 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer. The Omnicronian Fleet will attack the Mobs.
All of themshut up (The Omnicronian Mothership will use its Microlasers, attacking 5 zombies, or lesser mobs if the zombies are dead. So 5 mobs die). Doctor Octogonapus will use Metal/Power Fist on a mob.==Excavate==
Wow. That's a lot of axes. Wait a sec...
Lothyra hammerspaces a giant can of Axe Spray, then uses the Remote Magnepulators to bash them into The Chopper.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Post II
Fury attack 7/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 6/15
Critical Strike 6/20
I throw my knife at the cable, as I attempt to dodge the hammer
The knife teleports as I face pokefan
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