Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Erelye!
The Phoenix (34/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +2 from Generic, +1 from Cobalt, +1 from Ire)
Golden (16/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +1 from Cobalt, +2 from Generic, +1 from Crystal.)
I figured I might as well get an Alchemy that improves damage through the roof and lays down status effects like a mofo. The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This will hopefully cause Slag, Wither and/or Freezing while doing some small damage.
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 5/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 6/11)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TWINJA'D TWICE! WHY TWICE?! I COULD HAVE MADE WILSON CRIT!!!
Le derp1
I recover from my Twinja Blues and immediately get to work kicking PARANOiA's rear end further. With pretzels. I immediately portal in a Pretzel about five miles wide, tall and thick, right above PARANOiA. The size is ridiculous, and it slams down upon him hard, like an Angry Woman. And then an Angry Woman slams upon him as well, slightly insulted at being distantly compared to a giant Pretzel. She's about the same size as that Pretzel, by the way, so PARANOiA is now so squahsed that his name is now paranoIa, exactly as put-with all the excess cap removed or pushed into the I. I slip on a Name Tag to seal the deal: He is now paranoIa.
parano|a (who will be referred to exactly as such even if grammatically incorrect), now thoroughly annoyed, is suddenly thrown out of the tower, and I throw myself out after him, diving the distance to him before he hits ground level and pounding him a massive distance to a quiet quarter of GodCraft. paranoIa regains his bearings to find that I've decided to genderflip myself, go Trickster, AND put on, of all things, a weird blue diaper. All of a sudden, local spacetime warps to insanity, I vanish in an odd blue goo that is definitely not water, and paranoIa is ravaged by powerful spacetime waves. Something big is happening, and he knows it. The blue goo turns blindingly bright, and paranoIa looks away.
When he dares to look again, floating a good three feet off the ground, only a few feet from himself was something made entirely out of the blue goo from before. She-and it was definitely a she-looked like a stylized anime heroine crossed with Baby Princess Peach crossed with a freaking infant. She was caped and scarved, had a domino mask on, a small shirt and a tutu attached directly to the diaper. Six arms on a rotating shoulder, one on her left wielding a rattler and one on her right with a milk bottle, possessing a small bit of hair long enough to be noticeable, and finally a pair of fairy wings right on her back, very tiny, and all of it made entirely of blue goo. It is...SUPERBABY.
In any case, her first order of business with paranoIa is to Squirt a massive amount of fluid from the Milk Bottle, far more than should be reasonably possible, catching him in it with ease and sucking him into a blue vortex, which Superbaby follows into the depths, a vortex going far deeper than what should be reasonable for the amount of 'milk' used. parano|a is tossed around helplessly, unable to move, slightly going deeper and deeper into the goo despite his best attempts to keep his head above it, eventually submerging completely. Once submerged, he finds no bottom nor top nor side nor anything, just goo for miles, for a second. Then, the world around him suddenly de-flooded and in its place was a massive, massive, massive marble-made castle. Seriously, this thing could be the size of GodCraft. Looking back, paranoIa could see nothing but a wall made of the goo from before, so he wisely decided to go into the castle.
The first thing he noticed upon entry was my massive amount of servants floating over massive dining chairs They were basically slightly-miniature mes, without the crown or the mask or the scarf, touting things millions times their size-massive white plates with trillions of THINGS on them. People, monsters, rocks, Alchemies, whatevers. They were all different and in vast quantities, immeasurable for paranoIa. Everything on the plate just sat there, dazed and looking nowhere in particular, effectively unconscious-if they even had minds. The servants carrying these plates were not so ignorant of the situation and whacked him with a toy hammer that sent him across the room if he got too close-which was often-and sent him packing towards the invincible walls, harming him more. By the time he realizes a safe way across, three servants unburdened quickly rush to him and slam him against a corner of the room so the others can set the tables, the tables for trillions of things to be eaten. He hasn't even seen me in the castle yet.
Of course, then the bell for mealtime is rung-by me. Fortunately all the plates are set and all the meals are in order, and I open my mouth wide and suck them all in with one swallow, almost taking the chairs and plates right off the ground-only kept there by massive chains connected to each one, and only barely. paranoIa sees this and gets scared, as hundreds of trillions of things were being sucked into an unseen maw at the far end of this crazy place in just one second of sucking in stuff. A servant, still aware of him, then decides to kick him to me, and with one mighty strike paranoIa finds exactly where they're going-into my tummy. Yum. After managing to swallow everything on my throne, fit just for me, I lick my lips. Tasty meals! Oh, yes, there he is.
paranoIa starts to think about the absurdity of the situation, and I can't say I can blame him. Not everyday you get sucked into the pocket dimension of an all-powerful crime-fighting queen toddler. He then thinks that he can fight back, quite wrongly. He reaches for his KzR gun, only to find it doesn't exist and he's lost it. I go "Ah-hem!" and pull it out of my diaper-or a ridiculously oversized tinker-toy version of it that fires tinker-toy made cities. I put the thing on full-auto for five minutes. paranoIa gets rekd, sending him back into the dining hall, where the servants shove him into a building-block made cannon and fire him back to me. paranoIa, due to the above, is now currently cuboid. I pull out one of those shape-things, wherein you put shapes into holes in a thing, and shove paranoIa into the square hole. Inside the square hole is a massive doll, millions of miles high (bigger on the inside), and equipped with doll-control powers. It uses this to construct a drill made of dolls and shove it directly into paranoIa, undoing his cuboid shape but tuning him roughly triangular and shoving him out of the triangle shape while being drilled, eventually popping out and popping back to his original form. The dolls come out after him, as well, and start beating up paranoIa with various forms of martial arts, sending him flying across the room each hit. I then click my fingers, and everything flies back into my Diaper, my precious hammerpsace storage.
including paranoIa.
paranoIa spends, form his point of view, a million years in my Diaper. It's actually three seconds for any curious. It drove him mad. Mountains of toys that served as turrets, legions of dolls that served as lethal combatants, endless expenses of baby food which was actually a monster, and other stuff that you don't need to hear about. Of course, during those three seconds, I declared it naptime and fell asleep. paranoIa, thinking that this was his chance, bashes me-but only finds that my liquid form doesn't even twitch despite his hand going through it, but also that I do not seem to have a limit-his whole arm goes in and it doesn't come out the other end. It also seems he can't pull it out, or pull out any of him, until I snore and fire him to the other end of the room with the sound alone, whereupon my servants collect him in a baby carriage and moves it to me at mach 91.
paranoIa, thoroughly beaten physically and mentally but not out yet, pulls out a pair of hooks and tries to remove me of my super-inventory that is my Diaper, thinking that removing it will change all of this madness. Big mistake. I immediately wake up, and not only that, but the diaper's contents spill out. It's a huge mess, and it's all over paranoIa, but more importantly, I am deprived of a diaper...Which has dire consequences. I, now fully awake, suck in everything into me, EVERYTHING. I manage to whack paranoIa with my royal magical rattle before he goes into me, as with everything in the pocket dimension. paranoIa once again finds himself in an endless expanse of royal blue goop, while everything else just...Melts into me. It's all very tasty, except paranoIa. I spit him out pretty quickly.
Once he is removed from my endless body, he looks at me, and realizes that not only did I re-obtain the diaper, but I have grown massively-my lower body is now a multi-universe high princess made of smaller princesses made of smaller princesses made of smaller princesses made of...You get the idea at this point. They're, all sans face except the largest 'main' one, whose head is replaced by my whole body, now utterly massive, about the same size as the whole 'lower body,' and connected by a tentacle of blue goo direclty below the diaper. Also there are thousands of other tentacles-either my now-counting 16 legs positioned and spread out around the main dress, or counting to my thousands of serpents on their diapers. Our faces move in unison now, but its obvious who's in charge. Oh, and we did get those Diapers back, of course.
paranoIa gets a second to ingest this radical change before I get the many princesses that make up my lower body to impale their heels (and they all wore heels) right into his body, every last one, before crushing him in their palms, before eventually popping out right below the connection between the Princesses and the actual me. One of my servents bends over and repeats the process, making platforms of blue goo for paranoIa to be crushed upon, in addition to being creamed by various weapon toys and eye-lasered. This continues until they all get their turns and he reaches me in earnest, whereupon I repeat each step twice for each previous repetition of the step, at speeds that all match the time the step took. Then, once all the steps have been gone through, I then morph everything else into a massive blue ball of goo, turning back to my regular size in the process. Nothing but me and him now-and I aim the ball straight at him. He is promptly absorbed, taking immense pain...
He awakes, back at the spot where he was prior to the 'transformation' He has taken an IMMENSE beating without any warnings. I am there, not wearing any daipers but otherwise unchanged from when he last saw me. He's not sure whether or not to believe what he just saw-maybe I drugged him severely, or maybe it actually happened? And if it did, what does that make me for real? He's too scared to ask, so I KO him and splash him with some Damage II Potions on the way back to the tower. I eventually re-arrive, kick paranoIa unconscious, and admire my handiwork.
As for the question of if SUPERBABY is real or not...Huehuehuehue. I refuse to answer, giving paranoIa extra uncertainty damage.
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 1/7)
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 49/50
A.B.E.: 17/50
Polygonal Arcs: 6/7
Death's Cane: Done.
Death's Cane + Skull Barrier + Shadow Blade = ??? (1/?)
Slam that Ship Bridge with a Molten Processor to the...
Just in case you were about to ask, it didn't have a face.
Oh well, i still hit it.
DEATH'S CANE: A copy of the Dark Pit Staff colored completely in black and purple. A ring-like apparatus is present around the weapon's edge, which gives the weapon the ability to gamble for status effects that can potentially be inflicted on targets.
@engie: The IUPC didn't use the OP Scale engie. The godmodder is the only one to ever actually use it deliberately. The war between the IUPC and the universe eaters was disruptive, but the IUPC had the advantage that universe eaters have certain weaknesses, and the IUPC could find allies more readily and there really aren't very many sentient universe eaters. The godmodder is, in fact, unique in his ability to weaponize the Narrative's most potent and widely-used power.
Stop trying to commandeer everything. Your character is probably the oldest (multiversal time wise, which is to say, probably about 5 or 10 IRL years old) currently active in the conflict, but you don't get to determine everything. So stop trying, for heavens sake! You can't overpower the OP Scale!
I give net a copy of ultimatum
Hank moves to the back of the room, leveling his gun to protect Wilson from any potential attackers. He also splashes a potion of revival on Wilson, hoping to bring him back up sooner. He looks around, realizes that the nether spire is still out in the open, rushes out to grab it, and as he is surrounded by the various nether mobs, he activates it, unleashing a massive pulse of fire outwards, burninating the entire swarm (spreading out the damage so as to inflict burning on all of them). He rushes outwards as they run around on fire, retreating back to Wilson before whirling around and gunning down the pursuing mobs with Emerald Nova, inflicting Fear on all the rest of them.
That was incredible my friend. Well done. Well done.
-3% Stress to Wilson!
The nether mobs? There aren't any nether mobs here! Assuming that you mean the League of Mobs in general, the Nether Spire causes the entire League of Mobs to become Burned! The Emerald Nova kills 10 Zombies and Skeletons and inflicts Fear on the League of Mobs!
I grumble about stuff and then take out Valhalla, and use it to summon an incredibly deadly horde of Vikings, who all charge the S.S.Omega in their highly advanced and deadly VIKING AIRSHIP, bombarding the mast with deadly cannonballs made of pure Hope. I then inspect Valhalla more closely.
I summon Drillgenerigorg to brutally murder the S. S. Omega's mast.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 43/50
Quiver Conundrum 6/50
Ultimate Skulltop 1/50
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10: 10/11).
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 1/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-8, Gutza1-20, Tazz-20, crystal-18, pit-2, net-1. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
16,000 damage to the Bridge!
VALHALLA: A set of stone wands that ebb with the colors of white and grey. It has the power to completely and utterly destroy hope and all majjyyks, bringing forth only the power of the white sciences. Using powers of fear and oblivion, it can completely raise the fakeness attribute of nearly anything, removing them from existence. It can also create large amounts of constructs based around the white sciences.
But is he summoned through a Battle Technique or what?
=TURN ONE= =CHARGE=
-8 / 25- Emergency Plating
-38 / 50- The Tophat (Pricey'd, +1)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to... Pricey!?
=ACTION=
I vote for all special attacks (minus tooGodly's, which I already did), then use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on Chopper! If this fails, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10.
=LIMBO=
...Time's running out.
I fortify the area in which I entered the grounds below Limbo, to ensure Flumpty never comes back. Said fortifications are sentry guns, torches, egg slicers and a heavy who I paid sandviches to be on watch.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Decisive Strike on Chopper!
+Votes to all Excavate players, bar tooGodly!
Providence's Topper deals 20,000 damage to the Chopper!
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (4/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (2/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (2/11)
Action
I use HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO LV. 10 TWITCH SHOT with ALL the script bows on the S.S. Omega, or if it's dead I use it on Destruction's Owner, and if he's dead I use it on the mobs attacking the cake.
Bow list:
Notch's Smiter, Cubed Crossbow, Linguistic Uniter, Deseret Clockbow, Shavian Electrobow, Great Leader's Bow, Thai Osmiribow, Lisu's Lighter, Armenian Alertbow, Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes, Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands, Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness, Guru's Toxincrosser, Kannada's Combuster, Oriya Acidspitter, Uranium Gujarati, Bengali Ebowla, Tamil Bowtox, Corrosive Coder, Malayatoxin Bow, Deva's Dissolver, Arcum Os, Arcus Orientum.
I also inspect the Thaumic Aspectblaster (Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner).
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO - TWITCH SHOT
20,000 damage to the Bridge!
THAUMIC ASPECTBLASTER: A primal assault rifle with six magazines attached to its surface, each with the symbols of a different primal aspect emblazoned on them. The weapon has the power to, besides firing normal bullets, fire bullets infused with the powers of the primal aspects, Ignis, Aqua, Terra, Aer, Ordo and Perditio. Said aspects command fire, water, earth, air, order, and entropy. It also has a built-in aspect combiner, which can fuse bullets together and create bullets that command other and more complex aspects.
Turn 1/3
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 10/11
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 7/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 3/11
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Rod of Phyrexia 24/25
I drink a Potion of Wickedness.
Since last time I did this I inexplicably failed to notice Superius was so close to failing that he likely would’ve just given up the robotic ghost at the end of the turn with no assistance from me at all, I prepare for another massive expository attack, this time aimed at The Chopper. The gloves chime with readiness as I level my arm at the man, teleporting him to the same position I devastated Superius at. First of all, the staff appears in my left hand as I switch to Mage Mode. Crystallum once again chimes in, saying "Combat Equipment ready.” A purple aura encases my whole body now, dissipating and revealing a simple set of long, loose black pants, long-sleeved black shirt with purple patterns stitched into it, black bootlike shoes with a purple gem evident on them, and a thick greatcoat split in half at the waist, once again black with intricate purple patterns on it. My previous clothes appear to have vanished. Magic wraps around me, providing no tangible story benefit but once providing a whole lot of protection in the universe most of this magic was drawn from.
I point the full staff at The Chopper from a good distance away, Crystallum commenting “Mage Mode active. Staff subform active. Bombardment submode active.” Magic builds at the tip of the staff, a ball of vivid purple appearing and growing as a magical circle springs up underneath my feet. A ring of magic, runes glowing in it, appears and begins rotating around the sphere of power as it reaches a defined size, approximately a meter in diameter. “Destroyer Lance.” Energy erupts in a torrent from the ball of magic, streaking towards The Chopper and blasting him back, but not doing terribly much damage otherwise. Huh. Looks like an undirected, diffuse blast won’t do much. I reposition the staff, another magic circle springing up beneath my feet. Magic once again begins to build at the end of the staff, another ball growing. Once it reaches approximately a foot in diameter, two loops spring up; one rotating around it, and another rotating slightly in front of it at a smaller size. A HUD springs up in front of me, and I reposition the staff to position the included reticule right on the head of the target. “Bang.” “Sniper Lance.” The ball collapses in, then fires off an inch-thick rod-straight blast of violet magic. It nigh-instantly drills straight through The Chopper’s head and explodes, massive damage being inflicted.
Next, I point the staff at the sky, another magic circle springing up beneath me. A small mote of purple magic floats out from the gem in the staff, and begins to grow. “Positron Buster charging.” After around 15 seconds, the mote has become almost blindingly bright and grown to about the size of a pea. “Positron Buster, full charge.” I swing the staff around to point at The Chopper, aiming for a good-sized wound where an attack or random blast of high-energy magic from the Destroyer Lance caught him beforehand. The mote streaks at him and explodes with blinding, deafening force, electron-positron annihilation reactions combining to produce a massive explosion that hits The Chopper with bone-shattering force and manages to even blind me for a second, before my eyes adjust.
Attacking once again, the gem on the tip of the staff flickers to red for a second as I begin chanting an aria. “
Finally, I shift Crystallum to a more manageable size. “Wand subform active. Close-range submode active.” A flight/fast-movement spell kicks in, Crystallum observing “Sonic Move.” I zip towards The Chopper, stopping just out of reach of his axes. He’s a pretty sight, I tell you that. Body scarred from all the attacks, and then on top of that I’m about to… Never mind. I begin dancing closer to The Chopper, evading swipes from his axes and slowly getting close enough to reach out and touch him with the wand’s glowing gem. “Jupiter’s Fist!” A huge hand seems to grab The Chopper and clench him in its fist, only his massive hit point reserve and nigh-magical damage transfer to that same HP pool stopping him from crunching in on himself into a small ball of flesh. The pressure at the surface of Jupiter can really work wonders for crushing things.
As I admire my handiwork, Crystallum speaks. “Full Drive mode charging, 2 out of 10 actions performed.” Full Drive is the most powerful form of any Device, usually requiring considerable energy to maintain. Since it gives such a boost, the game seems to have decided it works almost like an Ubercharge on a Medigun, charging with uses of the device in question. Ah well, seems like a reasonable trade. I teleport both of us back to the elevator and wait for the inevitable retaliation. That was even more fun than the last one. My Combat Equipment dissolves in a shower of purple sparks, revealing my normal clothes underneath. It’s mainly a battle augmentation, after all.
Seems like it doesn't want me to edit my last post...
29/50 and 33/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I use the level 10 Scrapyard strife on this new "Chopper" fellow.
As people seem to love healing and are all crowding around my healbot, I'll do this...
I spend a 50 post charge from Wilson's shop to summon what might be my final entity. It doesn't really work like a standard one though.
Down in the bottom of the elevator, it starts to... rain? A bird made out of shimmering water spirals down the mineshaft. At its core is a sparkling blue sapphire. It lands softly in the elevator and perches, looking quizzically at the players.
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 25/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
Commands:
- Fayther: Short term copy from Wilson to get back that violent memory.
- Alexiron: Chain of Water on the 4 most injured friendly characters. MANA: 5/8
Splash potion of chills O0O splash potion of Flares = ??? 2/3
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash potion of venom = ??? 2/3
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash Corruption Potion = ??? 2/3
Turn 1
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I preform Intractable Wires at the group of Creepers
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to I_G_U
Starry Mage's Action: I stab the Zombie in the Eye.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 10/50
I fly around the Library. 37/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 37/50
Charge Storage: 10 (+1 from Amperz +3 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 179250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
I shield the cake using hard-light. I then pull out 11's Eyepatch, wrap it around my hand, and open fire on the mobs.
Heh.
I then laugh so maniacally that the S.S. Omega takes damage.
I preview Grimdark && Eyepatch, and Zilly && Eyepatch.
+2 Generic.
Hard-Light Shield added!
4 Spiders killed! The S.S. Omega can't take damage due to laughing!
Grimdark and Zilly are concepts and aren't tangible items! Try using items that represent said concepts!
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (8/8!)
Ethereal Wisp 17/25
Truth's Hats 19/50 (Tazz'd)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I examine Line of Sight.
I take a break from the unusually satisfying Lovecraftian vivisections, and turn to the S.S. Omega. In such an endeavor, it would be wise to merely watch as the ship extrapolates itself in a fervently feverish manner. But, then again, I doubt I have ever been one for patience. I splash a Splash Potion of Augmentation upon myself, and draw Bipolarity, equipping it. With my heretofore unseen psionic prowess (obviously, I had no power in the field whatsoever beforehand. Hah.), I arc my hand upwards, an amethyst aura surrounding me, and the ship glows with a pale veil of violet light. Suddenly, the Bridge implodes, attempting to tear the rest of the ship apart in as expedient a fashion as is currently possible.
LINE OF SIGHT: A crystalline eye that throbs with an intense indigo light. It has the power to view nearly any event in the universe its user is in, and it can peer into others' mindscapes. Thanks to its abilities, it can allow the user to enter the mindscapes of others as well.
I'd imagine that the Doctor's special would be the more faithful Shoop Da Whoop!, but BLAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!! Is alright too.
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 27/50
Snow Bucket: 2/2 Complete!
I alchemize the Snow Bucket and the Lapiz Lazuli. Hopefully, this gives me something along the lines of a Chilling Stone.
Anyways, I take refuge from the top of a tree and I snipe down some of the skeletons with a longbow.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
BTW Twin, Doctor Octagonapus can only be attacked once his robot is destroyed. It's the equivalent of the Gatekeeper and his armor.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
Blaze of Glory: 50/50 Complete! Putting in storage (this is an attack).
From the Sidelines: 1/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 10/20
Construction's Decad: 6/11
Electrified Decad: 6/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 5/11
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
After their avatar components ascend, the Futurama Gang collapse from exhaustion.
Ughh. Did my legs turn to jelly?
I feel so tired...
It seems that the exit of our avatars has drained us of energy. We may have to not participate in the rest of the Trial.
However ZOIDBERG will be here to patch you up! With this device I can finally effectively fix humans as well.
The Futurama Gate will summon 20 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer. The Omnicronian Fleet will attack the Mobs. All of them shut up (The Omnicronian Mothership will use its Microlasers, attacking 5 zombies, or lesser mobs if the zombies are dead. So 5 mobs die). Doctor Octogonapus will use Metal/Power Fist on a mob.
==Excavate==
Wow. That's a lot of axes. Wait a sec...
Lothyra hammerspaces a giant can of Axe Spray, then uses the Remote Magnepulators to bash them into The Chopper.
Post II
Fury attack 7/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 6/15
Critical Strike 6/20
I throw my knife at the cable, as I attempt to dodge the hammer
The knife teleports as I face pokefan
The knife is bapped out of the air and you fail to dodge the hammer!
=TURN TWO= =CHARGE=
-9 / 25- Emergency Plating
-39 / 50- The Tophat (Pricey'd, +1)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
First, I bap Proof's knife out of the air with a chair. No stabbing the cable.
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and set it to REVOLVING PLATFORM SCYTHE MODE and set it to rotate above the elevator. I jump on, then pull out several stacks of wood, manipulating them to push Chopper back and restrain it. I then pull out a collection of TRUSTY KNIVES I keep around, and upon the revolving platform, take shots upon Chopper!
Once the platform heads infront of Chopper once more, I grab the platform, change it to CROSSGUARD LIGHTSABER SCYTHE MODE and begin to carve up Chopper, destroying the restraints I put into place.
Chopper inevitably attempts to attack me, but I end up countering with THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, and fire a pulse of chaos energy towards him, staggering him. I then impale Chopper with a sharpened log, and kick him in the shins, which causes the ARMISTYX, in GIANT BOOT SCYTHE MODE, to descend from the heavens and smash his shins.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I test out the azure armoury on Septavius. Sorry, but I want to see how much damage it does under normal conditions, and only AG entities provide that opportunity at the moment. Actually, why am I even apologizing, I'm neutral, even if I don't act like it. Screw Septavius, and whoever summoned him too.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $228
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 3/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 3/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 3/11
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 2/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 11/20
Construction's Decad: 7/11
Electrified Decad: 7/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 6/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra uses the Magnepulators to wrestle one of The Chopper's axes away from him/her/it, than ironically chops him/her/it with it. She then rolls the Reaper's Decad at The Chopper (her rolling the Decad and her attacking the Chopper with his/her/its axe are separate attacks. Just because one fails doesn't mean the other does.
The Chopper identifies as a male, refer to him as him/he/his. The Chopper has special magnetized gloves that are so strong that his axes might as well be welded to him!
2-1-10-1-2-1-6-8-6-2
A gallon of fertilizer is called in from an airstrike and it slams down the elevator shaft and right into the Chopper, dealing 8,000 damage!
Turn 2
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I sat down while the people are fighting against the Overpowered Mobs then i use the Steel Diamond Katana to charge it's power for more deadly strikes, My eyes are shut while i was charging my weapon for 1 hour, then my weapon is fully charged then i wipe all the mobs while they eating the cake then i preformed the 10X Sword Combo at more than 5 random Mobs to spill some Green blood and other gore and i used Feeling Blue at some random Mobs after this the Healing Dragon blew Healing Fire at me to recover myself. (This wont Burn me) finally i rest on the safe spot.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Crystal
Starry Mage's Action: N/A due to Pricey's Action
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 11/50
I accidentally hit Koakuma! 38/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 38/50
Charge Storage: 10 (+1 from Amperz +3 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 193750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
While you were charging the weapon, the mobs all kicked you away and cancelled the attack! (You said you had charged it for an hour, after all!)
Turn 2/3
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 11/11 COMPLETE
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 8/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 4/11
I alchemize Paradox's Wand >Fine 1/?
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Rod of Phyrexia 25/25 COMPLETE
I start a new charge- Libram Contractualis 1/25. It is immediately boosted to 5/25 by Gutza.
I also start another charge- 1/25
25/25 EXPENDED
A ritual circle draws itself around me as I pull out a heavily warded vial of a strange-looking black oil that has a distinctly living look to it. Glistening oil, the stuff of a quite insidious plane in the MTG universe known as Phyrexia. I pull out several piles of Salis Mundus, a Vis Filter, and a phial of Purus essentia, lifted from an earlier version of Thaumcraft. I pour the Purus essentia into the glistening oil, adding the Salis Mundus as well after allowing the whole thing to mix. The mixture slowly lightens, and I then modify the Vis Filter to accept liquids as well before pouring the slurry though. I catch the product, now a pure white, in another phial. The original Phyrexia was a plane of blended metal and flesh that could spread itself through the glistening oil. Even a single drop of the viral oil was enough to corrupt an entire world in time- and indeed, this exact thing came to pass long after the destruction of the original Phyrexia, creating a New Phyrexia. Good thing I didn't let even one single drop spill. This purified form of the oil keeps its virulent properties, but without any influence from Phyrexia. I decant half of the pure oil into another phial and store it away, while keeping one half. That half I begin to infuse with my own magic, rendering it a conduit of my will. The whitened oil slowly darkens into a near-black purple as I transform it into a perfect agent of infiltration. Perfectly obedient to my will, it allows me to sense through it, influence or even control machines and people infected with it, channel magic through it, and hosts of other strange and unique abilities. The only limitation I place on it is that it will not spread beyond what and where I infect with it. I pull out a foot-and-a-half long black rod, tipped with a cylinder of clear crystal. This is obviously another Device, and I quickly infuse the magical oil into it. The only visible change is that the crystal on its tip now has a black ϕ, the symbol of Phyrexia, constantly spinning within as a hologram, and is now more spike-shaped than cylinder-shaped. Almost like a pencil. I test out the rod, the symbol within glowing a deep purple as I draw a line of magical oil down a wall. Hmm, it seems to me I could also use this to draw runes. I'll have to test this more later. I connect the rod to True Crystallum, storing it away in its hammerspace pocket.
I fire a jet of glistening oil at The Chopper, immediately taking control of his muscles and ordering them to make him hack at himself with one of his own axes. This use burns the oil out, as I have no wish to inflict a debuff and waste most of this attack's power.
ULTRACIRCLE: A highly powerful runic circle that is composed of several helical and concentric patterns. When standing inside this runic circle, the user's magic will be amplified greatly.
Paradox's Wand > Fine = Fenestrated Wand (Level 7: 1/8)
15,000 damage to the Chopper!
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+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 3/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 12/20
Construction's Decad: 8/11
Electrified Decad: 8/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 7/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra rolls the Toxic Decad at The Chopper.
2-5-9-4-1-6-1-2-1-3
A lone Koffing enters the area and sprays toxic fumes at the Chopper, dealing 8,000 damage!
Post III
Fury attack 8/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 7/15
Critical Strike 7/20
I must stab the cable
I must stab all the things
I STAB EVERYTHING
(but mostly the cable)
I roll the Brewer's Eight at the S. S. Omega's bridge.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 44/50
Quiver Conundrum 12/50
Ultimate Skulltop 2/50
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10: 11/11).
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 2/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 2/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-21, crystal-19, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
2-3-4-7-5-8-6-8
Several witches fly into the area and splash their latest brew of potions onto the S.S. Omega, causing it to turn into a duck and then back into a ship, having taken 8,000 damage in the process!
GILDED PYRAMID: A golden two-dimensional pyramid. It flickers with an indigo aura, and has the power to allow its user to observe and enter mindscapes.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (8/8!)
Ethereal Wisp 18/25
Truth's Hats 20/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I pull out a stick of tenebrous, almost fluid, oily-looking chalk. Without uttering a word, I duck to the ground, marking a variety of arcane symbols with not clear definition upon the floor of the tower, forming a loose ring of runic markings beyond the ability of the vast majority of the people in the room to comprehend. I take several steps backwards, silently regarding the circle, before my mouth twitches downward somewhat, and I duck to the floor once more, drawing a perfect circle within the runes. The markings and the circle appear to be almost paste-like, though they are clearly made of oily chalk, unless I have mistakenly grabbed the wrong type, which I doubt. Regardless, any kind should work. This is merely my most powerful, and most discreetly obtained, type of chalk for ritual purposes of any sort whatsoever. I slide the almost fluid chalk into some sort of obscured container, which I promptly relocate to my alchemical bag, directly beside the dagger, stained with the blood of the owner of Demise. Hah. I carefully examine the circle and the runes. There is absolutely no room for failure in this instance. Especially not with the thing I am summoning. And, the target, I suppose. Granted, the S.S. Omega is continually getting weaker. Regardless, I stand, taking a singular step backwards, before muttering something under my breath.
Mor hgis osgi'ckgil. Ugil josgi'segi'ressgi'st gish gipocgilypse.
The ground begins to slowly melt (to a negligible extent, of course. There is no need to remove the floor completely) as sparks of violet energy burst from within the circle, trying and failing to reach beyond the circle of runes. Slowly, something occurs within the circle alone. Starting from within the absolute center, a vortex, or perhaps a window, to another dimension unfolds itself, spreading to the fringes of the runic circle, the wards I applied upon its creation prevailing against whatever seeks to emerge from the portal. It is only a few eldritch beasts, and perhaps a Shadow Creature or two as well. Nothing too major. Suddenly, I feel another, far more powerful force tugging at the utmost depths of the portal, attempting to override my power over the circle. I glance into the portal, and see some sort of purple light below, as well as utterances of a much-feared shout. Not the forbidden word. The time for such things has long past, and the only semblance of a being still possessing frequent usage of the aforementioned word is the genocidal maniac of an alternate version of me, spouting that horrendous word with every chance it gets. Regardless, this is not the being we are speaking of. This entity is far more powerful, and far more sensible. Or, I hope he is at the current moment. I'd like to refrain from getting my timeline rearranged. I immediately duck for cover upon seeing the light in the portal, moments before the being's power overcomes my own. A singular word emanates from the lips of the being. It is some sort of maddened proclaiming of faith, from what I know. Then again, I know very little. But, I can tell you with certainty what was spoken. Quite simply, it was WAA. The being appears to be some sort of alternate version of me. Those with knowledge of the being (misters Twin, Crystal, Tempo, and possibly Tazz) immediately recognize the being as the one and only WAAlare WAArelye. Disregard him, I say. Then again, my advice in such an occurrence has neither been proven as trustworthy or accurate. Anyhow, WAAlare streaks towards the S.S. Omega almost instantly, singing some sort of... carol under his breath? I haven't any clue. He stifles those caroling alongside him as he accelerates towards the ship. WAAlare stops above the bridge of the S.S. Omega, purple energy flowing around him. I suppose that he is thinking about the most important things in life. A loud WAA comes from WAAlare. I leap from cover, and rush to the circle, chanting frantically in an attempt to sever WAArelye's connection to GodCraft. As I do so, WAAlare crackles with amethyst static, of a color distanced from that of his purple aura by far, and more of my aura than anything else. After several moments, he turns pure white, becoming a hole in spacetime, amethyst light emanating from his form, before disappearing entirely. This spurs me on far more than his floating there, as he was doing several seconds ago. My chanting and hand gestures accelerate to twice their initial speed. Bursts of amethyst static appear around the S.S. Omega, large chunks of blocks disappearing from the Bridge. I immediately begin glowing with an amethyst aura, the ground around the circle heating up with sheer arcane might. After several more moments, the vast majority of the Bridge seems to be missing. A white outline resembling me immensely appears in spacetime, emanating a combination of static and amethyst energy. Several seconds later, WAAlare appears once more, his purple aura emitting far more energy than usual. He is still singing the carol under his breath, from what I can tell. Or perhaps he is just muttering to himself. I don't know. I finish my chanting, and WAAlare races towards me at speeds beyond that of light, bending spacetime around his movement. I leap out of the way. The portal draws WAAlare in, and sucks him to the other end. One last WAA comes from the vortex before it seals itself. I smudge the runic markings and the circle with my boots. That should NOT have happened. I'd guess that WAArelye utilized his John-esque reality manipulation abilities to remove sections of the S.S. Omega as they were being built. Why? Likely pure frivolous intent. The point is, he's gone now. From this reality, at least.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I examine the indigo flames to see of they have functions besides mindscape access
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $230
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 4/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 4/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 4/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
In the main room of HMAS Ship, a large circle is drawn in red chalk. Barely touching it, at 90 degree angles, are four smaller circles. The large circle is empty, but the four are each filled with a weapon, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse, and The Lazuli Fencer to be exact. Red puts an opaque jar in the centre, and quickly backs some distance from the circles. Before he can continue, a door on the other side of the room opens.
Not even going to ask what you're doing, but is this going to blow up the ship?
Of course not... Probably.
Blue sighs, presses a button on the wall, and dashes back through the door before it, and the rest of the entrances in the main room are covered by metal plating. Red takes out his wand, and points it at the five circles.
You may not have known this, and it's highly likely you didn't, seeing as how this knowledge has been kept hidden from the human race for quite some time... but fire can burn things.
I read through the entirety of It Is Unseen, noting anything of any knowledge beyond that which I have learned from my other source. Hah. Annuit coeptis, novus ordo seclorum. Beforehand, I check the tome thoroughly for any memory-erasing spells or enchantments. If I find any, I attempt to remove them, but do not read the book regardless.
I draw the Crimson Twig, after clearing up the summoning circle from last post's debacle. I don't want to have to see that again. Given my luck, it will likely occur a number of times more. But, not now. Or, I hope so. Anyhow, I direct the staff at the S.S. Omega, watching the destruction energies vibrate throughout the staff, glowing throughout the crimson gem topping the staff with a certainty that denotes true chaos and destruction, in its finer forms. Decay, destruction, Perditio, entropy, et cetera. Speaking of the primal vis, Perditio vis begins to congregate around the staff, drawn directly from the local aura for reasons and through abilities I would rather not get into. Perditio pulsates and writhes around the staff as I mutter to myself, evidently warding off some sort of mythical beast just beneath Nihil Magna. I'm saying mythical in as sarcastic a manner as possible. Dealing with the Red Dragon is no laughing matter, seeing as you end up dead well over ninety percent of the time. I raise the Twig slightly. The dark gray vis swirling around the gem topping the staff begins to twitch and pulsate in a direction facing the S.S. Omega. I direct the vis towards the ship, preparing for any inevitable aftereffects. Bolts of pure entropy and destruction separate from the aura, pummeling the Bridge repeatedly, carving a path of craters and shadow into the ship. Flux Gas pours from the craters, burning through anything above the ship, inclusive of whatever fabric is upon the masts (if any, or if there are masts at all), with pure instability, caused by magical overflow. I wouldn't imagine pure bolts of chaos have a very high capacity for the storage of essentia slurry. Hah. Flux Goo remains in the craters, merely filling the first few inches of the holes for several seconds. After that indicated point, however, the goo begins to react, warping the ship beneath it with pure Flux. The Flux Goo tears through the bottom of the ship, leaving a trail of Fibrous Taint along the inside of the ship as it pours to the ground. I proceed to fire a second wave of pure destruction through the S.S. Omega, tearing through the ship in general as much as possible, before I exhaust the supply of Perditio Vis. This would not be a problem if I had some sort of Vis Storage Amulet. Actually, I can do that. That's something I can definitely do. I place the Crimson Twig in my inventory.
Afterwards, I alchemize Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Amulet of Vis Storage && Mixed Crystal Cluster (1/???). The Amulet of Void was produced by the wiles of the Alchemiter, as I'd expect you remember. You know what an Amulet of Runic Shielding is, almost certainly. You likely also know what a Mixed Crystal Cluster is as well. An Amulet of Vis Storage, however, I do not know if you do. An Amulet of Vis Storage is an amulet designed specifically to carry Vis, which could charge wands, staves, scepters, or anything that utilizes vis, and can be wielded by a player. It is composed primarily of Mixed Crystal Clusters. If you desire anything else on it, I'm afraid that is all I have time to state, so you'll have to look it up. I apologize if this is the case.
—
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:07
Now, here we are, around two enquier later, finally ready to test this ring. I stand within the infusion chamber, before striding out a side door, entering a long, narrow hallway. I walk down the hallway, taking a door to the left, which opens up directly to a spiral staircase heading downwards. Without as much as a moment of consideration, I enter the room, closing the door behind me as I traverse the staircase, which opens up to another hallway, whose floor is composed of dark oak planks, instead of the usual Greatwood. This could mean one of two things. One, I there was not enough Greatwood when reconstruction was occurring after the Red Disaster, which I find unlikely, seeing as they equate to each other equivalently in terms of transmutation. Two, whatever is within the room on the other end of the hall is rather messy, and would ruin the Greatwood, which I would like to leave untarnished. It is the latter, in case it was not evident. I stride through the hall, stepping over a jar of a somewhat viscous-looking red liquid, holding naught but a crystalline zombie brain. I enter the room, revealing an open, circular room, filled with Curative Vats. I stride down the hall, examining some of the things within the vats as I pass by. One holds an effigy of some sort, roughly resembling a Testificate. Another holds a still-living player, clearly unconscious. The last one holds a pig. Hah. I reach the end of the hall, and glance at the ring upon my finger. The gem upon the ring shifts from black to aubergine with a spark of Praecantatio.
I think it would be wise if I were to actually explain what all of these things do, instead of going on some sort of vague tangential ramble. As I have mentioned, there are four modes, Arcane, Abyssal, Sorcerous, and Biological. The ring can switch between modes, as can the Ring of Arcana. At the current moment, the ring is in the Arcane mode. This is a primarily passive mode, the general opposite of the Sorcerous mode in that regard. In this form, the ring bestows two passive effects. One, a mild boost in my arcane abilities in their entirety. Mild, as in 1,000 damage more, or 1,000 more points of healing. Secondly, and more importantly, the thing provides a boost to how swiftly my Runic Shielding recharges. Initially, I was going to say it charges 3% more (13%) when Arcane is active, but that seems far too high for this artifact. 2% or 1% more, whichever seems fair to you. Secondly, the Abyssal mode. It is far more active, and wields more complex abilities. Upon changing to this mode (which takes a turn in itself, if you recall), two active attacks begin to charge up. One, Inky Epiphany, a two-turn charge, and two, Abyssal Energies, a three-turn charge. Inky Epiphany is primarily designed for self-augmentation, whilst Abyssal Energies is an offensive attack. After this, Sorcerous. This mode is slightly more complex than the others, seeing as it has a more utilitarian usage. Due to the infusion of a Ring of Arcana into the ring, this mode features a variety of abilities, including flight (just in case, seeing as I can do this already), growing things (if specifically stated), and teleportation (once again, just in case). However, this ring also features two active attacks. The first is Red Matter, a four turn charge. It is an offensive ability, dealing some amount of damage. The second is Primal, a three turn charge, which is of the same nature. Sorcerous is designed to be an offensive attack-based mode, in case it wasn't evident. Finally, Biological. This thing is extremely curious. It focuses primarily around living transmutation, a practice I have researched for quite some time. Finally, I have brought the theory to physical form. This thing permits one to change their own bodily structure in any way possible (invisibility, chameleon-esque camouflage, et cetera). I doubt I will use this at all. It's applications aren't much compared to my own abilities. Biological possesses a singular active attack, Transmutation, a two-turn charge. I will describe this in detail in a bit.
You find no spells or enchantments, so you read the book. Most of its knowledge is also contained in Journal 3, but you have discovered some new, interesting facts. Most interesting is the fact that Bill Cipher is depicted in the book, in his current form where he is one with The Tumor. The book also describes the Society of the Blind Eye and its history in length, explaining the technology of their memory-erasers.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: FseftrAI uses the plug to enter it's own mindscape
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $232
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 5/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 5/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 5/11
Okay, you enter your own mindscape. It's comprised entirely of polygons, and lines of code appear everywhere. Directly ahead is a large statue of your Minecraft skin, which leads into some sort of technological temple. You suspect that is where your memories lie.
I roll the Fourth Wall Breakers at the S.S.Omega's bridge. I then use Valhalla to destroy the idea that the S.S.Omega doesn't have a mindscape and enter its newly-formed mindscape with the Gilded Pyramid, then light it completely on fire. It then freaks out at the fact that it's sentient, and I only barely manage to escape before it implodes from all the illogicality.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 45/50
Quiver Conundrum 13/50
Ultimate Skulltop 3/50
Taurus Sign && Computer Chip 1/??
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 3/5
Aries Sign && Computer Chip 3/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-21, crystal-19, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
3-3-1-6-6-7-5-5-8
A giant window crashes through the Bridge, dealing 7,000 damage!
Turn 3
You Know What? Ultimate Wily Capsule Appears! (You need to collect some Info at the end of Trial 4)
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I have serious blood pressure and i transformed into Vampiric Mega Garchomp to eat some skeletons. Yeah i always bleed inside while turning into the Mega Pokemon like this...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Talist
Starry Mage's Action: I also transformed into the Garchomp then i used 3 Dragon type STAB Moves at the Zombies to crush them.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 12/50
I beaten up Koakuma now Patchouli Knowledge has appeared after beating up the servant. Dammit! 39/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 39/50
Charge Storage: 10 (+1 from Amperz +3 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 193750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Ultimate Wily Capsule added! Sorry that I forgot to add it earlier...
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (5/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (3/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (3/11)
Action
I pull out Mental Element and cause a carbon golem to appear and maul the zombies. Since the zombies were previously humans and humans are carbon-based, the zombies are quickly eaten by the golem and all the other elements are spat out at ridiculously high speeds into the creepers. I then summon a calcium golem. Since the skeletons are made of bones and the inorganic parts of bones contain calcium, the skeletons are consumed by the calcium golem and all the other elements in the bones are spat out at the spiders at ludicrously high speeds.
Turn 3/3
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 9/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 5/11
Paradox's Wand >Fine 2/?
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 6/25
2/25
I target The Chopper with a turret and start ripping into him. Then I augment the turret with a magical boost from Paradox's Wand and continue. Paradoxical bullets slam into The Chopper, bullets ripped from a doomed timeline to travel here and have some way of affecting the alpha once again. Then a massive blast of DOOMED TIMELINE MAJJYYKS slams into The Chopper from having so many doomed-timeline bullets in him, annihilating the doomed bullets and incidentally doing massive damage to The Chopper. I lower the turret and Paradox's Wand, satisfied.
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (6/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (4/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (4/11)
Action
I pull out Ear Removal™ and pretend to be Dr. AT498TV Mays. I proceed to test the hearing of the mobs attacking the cake by firing the weapon at the mobs.
Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Erelye!
The Phoenix (42/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +3 from Generic, + 1 from Talist, +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal, +1 from Erelye)
Golden (24/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Generic, +2 from Crystal, +2 from Erelye)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 6/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 7/11)
I pull out the Golden Globe and draw a circle around the cake. A small Australium Dome appears around it, protecting it from one attack (from one group of mobs). I then tap the dome with the Golden Globe, and out springs a Mini-Sentry, which will counterattack against the horde of mobs. I then pull out the Origin Wands and make that a Level 3 Mini-Sentry, now with extra overly-small death. I then get an Australium Engineer to make a sentry nest out of it, naturally including Australium Dispenser and Teleporters. Still not satisfied, more Golden Globe senanigans occur, and an Australium Pyro and Heavy starts guarding the sentry, and an Australium Medic hangs around. Thinking it could be a little better, I do a bit more, and an Australium Frying Pan wielding Australium Spy appears with an Asturalium Soldier, Demoman, Scout and Sniper, each wielding an ideal load-out and wearing a wide array of hats/other aesthetic pieces, all ready to vigorously defend any idiot who dares to approach the cake and kill off whatever tries.
Still unsatisfied, I proceed to pull out the Wholesword of Zillybruk. Being Trickster, I am totally in tune with this sword. I proceed to hold it aloft in the air, generating a five-part shield of Bubblequotestone, mined from the rich Gramblygrand mines of the island of Istasmall, then reinforcing it with twelve Zillybolt Iron cast turrets from the works of the great Fumblepuff Forge Master, further reinforcing the cake defenses this turn.
...Could I do better? Yes, yes I can. I then take out Chorus Bellum, stabbing it into the ground in front of the Bubblequotestone shield. THe ground rumbles, and from it rises a shield made of Piano keys. Almost done at this point, I then raise my hand, and thrust it towards the shields without touching it. Instantly, the excess water half-flooding the tower at this point rushes back up the stairs, whirling around the previous shield and condensing into a wall of water that will repel attackers and fling them back.
I admire my handiwork and the safety of the cake I have hopefully ensured for this round.
I wind down CogWynd by 5% and get him to start using How Do Balls Cue?. He begins charging for the attack, the Balling Cue materailizing inside his mouth cannon and growing in size, causing him to Wind up by 15%. The attack will be unleashed next turn. The Ultimate Wily Capsule, which was a thing and presumably still is, will now come out from nowhere and begin attacking the Mob Groups with advanced and deadly Wily machines, because I said so and because I am going to stab his rear end into next century if he doesn't.
I take The Chopper, and chop him up into slices of chopped slices.
5,000 damage to the Chopper!
I finally finished updating the Comb Rave meter up to the present! The ninth Comb Rave is filled up! The tenth Comb Rave is almost full as well... I already have someone in place to use it, but if someone else wants to join in and make it a Dual Rave, go ahead!
Split teleports 15 Zombies into outer space, where they are abducted by aliens and used in science experiments that involve dismemberment and loss of limbs!
CogWynd begins charging How Do Balls Cue? and winds up by 10%! The Futurama Gate summons more ships, and kills 5 Zombies! Wilson rests! Doctor Octagonapus kills 2 Zombies! The Ultimate Wily Capsule kills 10 Skeletons!
Destruction's Owner deals 10,000 damage to Wilson! He begins charging up respawns for the other Faction Owners... If it goes through, they will come back with limited health! S.S. Omega, just barely holding on, deals 5,000 damage to the Ultimate Wily Capsule and pokes the Futurama Gate, which gets absorbed by the Shield Generator! All the mobs destroy the defenses set up for the Cake! 2 Zombies die of burns and the remaining Skeletons die of fear!
The Godmodder decides it's time to kick things up a notch and slams through the ceiling, landing on the ground with a thud! He taps into the most powerful and amazing forces of all, the sacred arts of the Demopan! The Godmodder puts on a Bounty Hat and Dangeresque, Too? and equips his trusty old Frying Pan, cobalt energies swirling around him as he prepares to unleash the most secret and tumultuous power known to the Demopan Order!
> Godmodder477: COMBAT OPERANDI => PANDORA'S BOX
The Godmodder expends all of the remaining Sacred Items to invoke the command!
The Godmodder holds his Frying Pan up in the air, and it begins to float, electricity shooting out of it! The pan hums with an intense power, and everyone slowly feels themselves getting dragged towards it! CogWynd and the Futurama Gate (as well as all its ships) eventually lose the battle against gravity and get pulled right next to the pan, which shines with a blinding aura! When the light clears, the two (and the pan) are nowhere to be found! What is to be found, however, is an ornate box adorned with jewelery that rests at the Godmodder's feet.
The Godmodder /teleports to the entities' location and sees that they are inside the box, which is the middle of a formless black void, with a tantalizing Golden Frying Pan in the middle! What the entities do not know (and the Godmodder does) is that if the Frying Pan is touched, it will release unfathomable evils into the entities, and will expel them from the box! The entities all circle around the Golden Frying Pan uneasily, realizing that it's most likely a trap, but at the same time coveting the Pan... It's worth thousands of dollars, it's so valuable, they must have it! But it came from the Godmodder... If they took it, they could be squashed under mountains, or burned alive by polar bears with flamethrowers for heads, or something equally terrifying/dangerous!
After this goes on for like thirty minutes, the Godmodder gets bored and uses ICU to control CogWynd and have him touch the Pan. Instantly, its golden sheen evaporates and the pan loses its form, turning into a volatile purple liquid! A large explosion occurs, knocking everyone into the sky of the void! On GodCraft, the top of the box pops off, and a deluge of ghastly spirits swarms out, blotting out the ceiling of the area! Unfathomable evils rotten to the core, such as death, disease, famine, war... They all target CogWynd and the Futurama Gate, consuming them and filling them with powers not meant to be seen, let alone interacted with! After several agonizing seconds, every spirit enters CogWynd and the Gate, and they lie still, no more. They fade away into dust.
The Chopper deals 30,000 damage to the Elevator Cable and kills tooGODLY and NowIsTheTime! Garen deals 10,000 damage to the Chopper! The L4 Dispenser heals the Bearger for +5,000 HP!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Chopper!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 18/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 174,000/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 98%. State: +0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 210,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 70,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
Ultimate Wily Capsule: [AG] HP: 145,000/150,000. Mega Wily Minigun: III Wily Sphere Spam: IIIIIII
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 36,000/100,000 HP. Deity's Owner: Respawning... Demise's Owner: Respawning... Has powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 7,000/300,000 HP. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III Bleed: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x1.) Get up close to attack. Snipe from afar. Spiders: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x22.) Leap at foes. Creepers: 1,500/1,500. (x30.) Deal some splash damage. Attacking the cake. Burned: IIIII Fear: III
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Irecreeper
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-10 / 25- Emergency Plating
-40 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I quick engage in STRIFE with Proofofconcept, and create a spiral of wood around him! Spikes begin to impale him from every direction! As he attempts to dodge / block the onslaught, I then switch the ARMISTYX to UPPERDASH ARM SCYTHE MODE, smash through the wooden spiral, and UPPERCUT Proof, launching him upwards!
I then aim upwards, with THE OTHER SIDE, and unload round after round into Proof as he tumbles in midair! I then quick-pillar upward (placing a block of wood beneath yourself, then manipulating it to launch yourself upward), and slam Proof back down towards the elevator with a chair! I then do a generic fancy air-twist, and finish by nailing Proof to the elevator with a huge wooden stake.
"STOP ATTACKING MAH CABLE."
=LIMBO=
>Limbo Irecreeper: Ascend. As you ascend, watch to see if Flumpty breaks out.
I casually take out Daybreak, then use Valhalla to simultaneously create more Sacred Items and destroy the idea that we're low on Sacred Items, then use Sunrise on Destruction's owner.
The S. S. Omega is incredibly confused as to how it's bleeding, and I use the Twitchy Staff to finish it off. I then set up a series of Fenestrated Planes to redirect attacks aimed at the S. S. Omega into the League of Mobs, as well as one for Destruction's owner if they've died.
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 4/5
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-22, crystal-20, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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My Action: I attempt to get the S.S. Omega to surrender to me. When they fail to surrender the ship to me, I blow the bridge up.
SCP-2317 Action: I get tired of the godmodder's railroading, and cast the Curse of Railroading on him. This curse arbitrarilly limits his abilities for no reason, preventing him from healing in any way, turning his ACN Turret into a Turret Tank, blasting the tower off into space like a rocket, mind-controlling Chuck Norris to fight against us as the final boss, {REDACTED}, using a Comb Rave, turning invulnerable with absolutely no way to beat him, summoning everything from DTG 1 during the last trial, {REDACTED}, and mind-controlling any summons. This curse cannot be removed, bypassed, or nullified in ANY way, cannot be ignored just because the final trial that was planned is no longer possible and the godmodder has no final trial (if he fails to provide a final trial he dies instantly), and does not violate the OP scale because there are still plenty of ways for him to have a final trial despite the railroading.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
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Turn 1/3
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 10/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 6/11
Paradox's Wand >Fine = Fenestrated Wand 3/8
I preview Orb of Calm && Moirallegiance Essence and Orb of Calm && Diamond-Tipped Wand.
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 7/25
3/25
49/49 EXPENDED!
>CRYSTAL: LV. 49 SERIOUSLY UNHUMOROUS CHARGED ATTACK: A RECKONING!
I touch the tattoo on my arm. The Name inked on my arm flares with not-light, and seems to disappear. Of course, any scholar of the eldritch would tell you that the mark evaporating is the exact opposite of what just happened. A change overcomes me as my form becomes gaunt, then starved, and finally seems to pass the boundaries of fatal starvation as another wall of not-light gathers around me, like that strange light one sometimes sees at the bottom of a well. Yes, the influence leaving would be the exact opposite of my current state, which would be more adequately described as full possession. By an entity which is the closest thing its home universe has to a true Lovecraftian horror, and which is nigh-solely composed of hunger, hate, and a thirst for revenge.
yes I hunger I am hunger direct me release me
A cat Starveling yes Starveling seems to form itself out of that same not-light which gathers around me Mr Eaten me and rushes around the elevator, sniffing at each entity, taking a bitten chunk out of The Chopper. It rushes back to the entity which now no one would ever mistake for me, and shoves half of the chunk into the aura of hungry dark light, swallowing the other half. The light bears it up to the fanged, empty-eyed face and deposits the food chunk in the mouth. The mere taste seems to drive the entity wild as hunger is fed for the first time in centuries millennia time blurs from hunger and void in the deep well dark water they drowned me in they said they would only take a little thEY SAID THEY WOULD ONLY TAKE A LITTLE AND ALL SHALL BE WELL AND ALL MANNER OF THING SHALL BE WELL AND THE RECKONING FOR THAT WILL NOT BE POSTPONED INDEFINITELY LEAP TEAR RIP FOR A PRACTICE, FOR SPORT, LIKE THE HATED ONE VAKE THE BETRAYER NO THIS IS A DIFFERENT PRACTICE PRACTICE FOR THE RECKONING FOR THE RETURN DIE SOON NOT POSTPONED GNAW AND THIS IS USEFUL AND IT IS ENJOYABLE I EXIST NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CENTURIES NOT INDEFINITELY AND I WILL FEED AND RIP AND TEAR AND KILL UNTIL THEY ALL DIE THOUGH THIS IS NOT THE REVENGE THE RECKONING I SOUGHT IT IS FOOD TO THE HUNGER THAT IS ME FOREVER ALTHOUGH THIS NEW-LIFE CANNOT GO ON FOREVER ALREADY I FEEL MYSELF FADING FROM THIS FRAIL FLESH BUT SEEK MY NAME, REMEMBER ME THAT I MIGHT BRING REVENGE ON THOSE THAT BETRAYED ME AND THAT YOU MIGHT DIE LIKE I DIED, DROWN LIKE I WAS DROWNED, HUNGER AS I STILL HUNGER THOUGH I HAVE FED AND FED WELL AND BRING MY NEVER POSTPONED RECKONING TO YOUR ENEMIES AND TO YOU
My form slowly fills out again as the flickering, faded aura of dangerous not-light fades completely, a gnawing hunger lingering despite... whatever just happened. Red gore, the taste of blood and glistening flesh, a hunger beyond anything experienced before, a fathomless hate in dark water, a well, a voice from the well. A voice that made not sound, but a shaped silence, that spoke of hunger and reckonings. A pool of blood on the ground, along with strips of uneaten flesh and shards of bone, is all that can be seen of The Chopper’s remains.
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (7/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (5/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (5/11)
Action
(If Destruction's Owner is dead, I target the mobs attacking the cake.)
Destruction's Owner must die. NOW. Or rather, he will DIE. With that, I pull out the Spadinner Blaster. I supercharge it with CD-i energies and unleash the spadinner at Destruction's Owner. He is struck by millions of bolts of spadinner lightning!
Next, I pull out the Thaumic Aspectblaster and begin combining aspects like crazy, creating a large amount of Telum (weapon, attack, harm). I blast the Telum at Destruction's Owner and it manifests as a large amount of weapons of various types, ranging from bows to swords to ICBMs. They all slice, shoot and detonate upon Destruction's Owner, dealing massive amounts of damage!
Finally, I withdraw the Armenian Alertbow. This enables me to fire 30,000 words of a sternly worded letter in Armenian at Destruction's Owner while he is deafened by AT88TV's amazing EAS Tones.
Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Vis Storage Amulet && Mixed Crystal Cluster = Vis's Amulet (2/6)
Ethereal Wisp 20/25
Truth's Hats 22/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I suddenly draw a medium-sized jar from some sort of incomprehensible vortex in my nigh-unlimited storage space. The thing is completely filled with a foul green liquid, as well as one singular object. The object in question appears to be a crystalline brain, without a doubt. It is composed of entropy shards. This should be rather interesting. Technically, this makes me some sort of harvester of thoughts. Hah. That is not particularly far off from my intention. In fact, it would be rather accurate to state that this is exactly what I am aiming for. I glance at the League of Mobs, holding the jar carefully in both hands, not uttering a word. The only sound in the area appears to be the sloshing from the movement of the brain-in-a-jar, a strangely soothing sounds, considering how they are made. You crack the skull of a Furious Zombie, take the top off, remove the brain, head over to a crucible, drop it in, render it with Vitreus and Perditio essentia, take it out, stick it in a jar of foul liquid (you do NOT want to know how I made that), and apply the appropriate enchantments. Simply put, if you drink from that jar, you will die, nigh-instantaneously. I glare at the Spiders in particular, holding the jar to face them. The two unearthly burgundy eyes of the brain stare at the Spiders, completely of their own volition. My telekinetic influence actually had nothing to do with this, for once. The eyes seem to bore into the souls of the Spiders, the brain slightly spinning about in its miniature containment vat, making sloshing noises. Whispers seem to grow at the back of my head, vehemently muttering things I'd rather not repeat here. Presumably, this muttering grows in the heads of the Spiders as well. Arcane energies flow through the crystalline vortices of the brain, heading towards the core. The burgundy eyes of the brain begin to fade, and glow a more entropic bronze. Without as much as another moment of time-wasting, the jarred brain does the job I tasked it to do. It harvests the thoughts of as many Spiders as possible, storing them in the essentially unlimited storage that is the crystalline brain. The brain glows with a fell light as the Spiders are deprived of any and all memories and thought processes. After a few moments, the entities loose the neural capacity to keep a stable heartbeat. They collapse to the floor moments afterwards, convulsing and writhing, before they merely fall unconscious from the stress, and have the rest of their consciousnesses absorbed into the brain. Technically speaking, the Spiders aren't dead. They are merely all within the brain, individually, as beings unable to act, but capable of thinking and seeing. Hah. I toss the jar upwards, and it vanishes in a burst of amethyst light, teleporting over to a project in Grayhold I've been working on. The mindless bodies of the Spiders expire moments afterwards. Hah.
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Hank stands over Wilson's unconscious body, holding the largest weapon left in his inventory; penultimatum. Anything that attempts to attack Wilson this round will get blown to smithereens by the second biggest standard(ish) projectile weapon in the game.
I do nothing else as we have a comb rave/dual rave to be unleashed that will pretty much end off this area, if not the next one as well.
Battlefield: I use BT: Colourmatic on the last faction leader, or the mobs if he's dead
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $234
Mindscape: Make way to and enter temple
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 6/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 6/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 6/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
Activate paratus alica, incipiunt simulatis alchemiter (A pre-prepared spell that simulates the basics of the alchemiter. The alchemiter sim spell would've been very, very, very long. Probably at least half as long as the programming it takes to get alchemiters to work, really not a verbal spell.)
Convertam quatuor in unum, merge functiones et quid apparentia (The &&s)
Ignore limites, potentia Source regius sanguis et reconde potestatem (Ignoring level cap through power of royal blood and charges)
Finis (End)
The four items, having been sitting there for the duration of the casting, quickly vanish into a blinding red light. When it fades, a copy of The Azure Armoury is in the large circle. Somewhat out of breath, Red picks it up, puts it to the side, and prepares to create the second item.
Anthem: 50/50 [+12’d by Irecreeper, +6’d by Talist, +2’d by gutza1 and Pricey12345, +1’d by PaperShuriken]
A.B.E.: 18/50
Polygonal Arcs: Done.
Umbra Scepter: 2/7
The Anthem is complete. Because it would be stupid to make it a self-use, i hand another use of it to Talist because i heard no objections from Twin when i mentioned it. As for what it does HOW ABOUT YOU WAIT UNTIL IT COMES INTO PLAY. DON'T SEND ME 12,000 MESSAGES ABOUT IT OKAY? Okay. Anyway...
Do what should be done: killing Destruction's Owner. By way of taking it the standard route and just punching him until he falls ove-
*sword to the face*
...Okay, different tactic. Let's see how this work-
*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
...Oh okay, that just happened. He just got Quick Man Beam'd in the face. I'll accept that.
I vomit up acid all over the chopper, and say "That's not how you use a axe! *grabs axe and throws it at his head like a tomahawk* THAT'S how you use a axe!"
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Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
(Godmodder's Tower) I end up the Final Zombie having the sword on it's Face. however there is a Medkit for omglolsguy22 in Excavate while it has appeared i become the Blood Spirit to mae all the Spiders having holes on the bodies making them bleed to death after that, an Spider lost all of it's blood and dies.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I turned into Mega Charizard Y then i burn the Creepers making them Self-Destruct to the Spiders.
I go into a timestop and -BONK- a sizeable amount of mobs, grimdark a lot more, and cause multiple others to crumble into dust. I also open fire with the High-Energy Pellet Gun, and a Multiplexer, sweeping out an arc of pellets that instantly kills many, many mobs.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
As the Futurama Gate gets reduced to nothingness, a voice cries out.
NO! NOT MY MOTHERSHIP!
An escape pod ejects, and heads back through the portal right before it is destroyed.
THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8! I'LL BE BACK! ONE DAY! MAYBE!
The Futurama Gang look at where the Gate just was.
Well that ended fast.
Stupid Richard...
How are we going to get home now?
Well, we could use Old Bessie ((The actual name of the Planet Express Ship)) to travel through the void back to our home universe. Normally it would take months and months, but since in our universe the speed of light was increased 263461538.462-fold ((one can travel to the edge of the universe in a week in the Futuramaverse)) it will take only a couple of minutes. However, we may want to stay here until the war is over.
And then?
Travel back home, you idiot! And then fight in the Third Godmodding War, which I predict will start a week later.
AWW COME ON! YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER WAR! I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH CRAP, AND I JOINED LATE!
Doctor Octogonapus attacks Destruction's Owner. If he is dead, Doctor Octogonapus attacks a zombie.
==Excavate==
Lothyra receives a communications from Leela.
The Other Arrival's ended early.
Darn. The last waves would probably have been described as "awesome." But there's no use crying over spilled milk. What killed them, anyway?
Richard.
Son of a-
Lothyra then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on The Chopper.
I take The Chopper, and chop him up into slices of chopped slices.
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IMPORTANT: LAST TURN IS FINISHED.
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 1/7)
PARANOiA/paranoIa killed!
DEATH'S CANE: A copy of the Dark Pit Staff colored completely in black and purple. A ring-like apparatus is present around the weapon's edge, which gives the weapon the ability to gamble for status effects that can potentially be inflicted on targets.
Death's Cane && Skull Barrier && Shadow Blade = Umbra's Scepter (Level 6: 1/7)
The Molten Processor deals 20,000 damage to S.S. Omega's Bridge!
-3% Stress to Wilson!
The nether mobs? There aren't any nether mobs here! Assuming that you mean the League of Mobs in general, the Nether Spire causes the entire League of Mobs to become Burned! The Emerald Nova kills 10 Zombies and Skeletons and inflicts Fear on the League of Mobs!
3,000 damage to the Defensive Shields!
16,000 damage to the Bridge!
VALHALLA: A set of stone wands that ebb with the colors of white and grey. It has the power to completely and utterly destroy hope and all majjyyks, bringing forth only the power of the white sciences. Using powers of fear and oblivion, it can completely raise the fakeness attribute of nearly anything, removing them from existence. It can also create large amounts of constructs based around the white sciences.
But is he summoned through a Battle Technique or what?
Cane/Machine Gun && Gold Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun (Level 4: 1/5)
Aries Sign && Computer Chip = Aradiabot Chip (Level 20: 1/21)
+Votes to all Excavate players, bar tooGodly!
Providence's Topper deals 20,000 damage to the Chopper!
You fortify the entire area!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO - TWITCH SHOT
20,000 damage to the Bridge!
THAUMIC ASPECTBLASTER: A primal assault rifle with six magazines attached to its surface, each with the symbols of a different primal aspect emblazoned on them. The weapon has the power to, besides firing normal bullets, fire bullets infused with the powers of the primal aspects, Ignis, Aqua, Terra, Aer, Ordo and Perditio. Said aspects command fire, water, earth, air, order, and entropy. It also has a built-in aspect combiner, which can fuse bullets together and create bullets that command other and more complex aspects.
ShallEnd = Antigrav Unicycle (Level 3: 1/4)
3,000 damage to The Chopper! 3 damage to ProofofconcepT!
24,000 damage to the Chopper!
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SILICON SNIPE - SCRAPYARD STRIFE
20,000 damage to the Chopper!
Alexiron added!
Intractable Wires?
Zombie killed!
+2 HP to Tazz! The cake seems to be holding up just fine.
Hard-Light Shield added!
4 Spiders killed! The S.S. Omega can't take damage due to laughing!
Grimdark and Zilly are concepts and aren't tangible items! Try using items that represent said concepts!
LINE OF SIGHT: A crystalline eye that throbs with an intense indigo light. It has the power to view nearly any event in the universe its user is in, and it can peer into others' mindscapes. Thanks to its abilities, it can allow the user to enter the mindscapes of others as well.
15,000 damage to the Bridge!
SNOW BUCKET: A bucket full of snow.
Snow Bucket && Lapis Lazuli = Lapis Aurorae (Level 3: 1/4)
There are no trees in the room, but you still kill 3 Skeletons!
Yes, I know.
5,000 damage to The Chopper!
The knife is bapped out of the air and you fail to dodge the hammer!
15,000 damage to the Chopper!
20,000 damage to Septavius!
The Chopper identifies as a male, refer to him as him/he/his. The Chopper has special magnetized gloves that are so strong that his axes might as well be welded to him!
2-1-10-1-2-1-6-8-6-2
A gallon of fertilizer is called in from an airstrike and it slams down the elevator shaft and right into the Chopper, dealing 8,000 damage!
While you were charging the weapon, the mobs all kicked you away and cancelled the attack! (You said you had charged it for an hour, after all!)
2-5-9-4-1-6-1-2-1-3
A lone Koffing enters the area and sprays toxic fumes at the Chopper, dealing 8,000 damage!
3,000 damage to the Defensive Shield!
2-3-4-7-5-8-6-8
Several witches fly into the area and splash their latest brew of potions onto the S.S. Omega, causing it to turn into a duck and then back into a ship, having taken 8,000 damage in the process!
GILDED PYRAMID: A golden two-dimensional pyramid. It flickers with an indigo aura, and has the power to allow its user to observe and enter mindscapes.
22,000 damage to the Bridge!
9,000 damage to the Chopper! (You used the Turret.)
You may not have known this, and it's highly likely you didn't, seeing as how this knowledge has been kept hidden from the human race for quite some time... but fire can burn things.
You find no spells or enchantments, so you read the book. Most of its knowledge is also contained in Journal 3, but you have discovered some new, interesting facts. Most interesting is the fact that Bill Cipher is depicted in the book, in his current form where he is one with The Tumor. The book also describes the Society of the Blind Eye and its history in length, explaining the technology of their memory-erasers.
16,000 damage to the Bridge!
Runic Shielding Amulet && Amulet of Void && Vis Storage Amulet && Mixed Crystal Cluster = Vis's Amulet (Level 5: 1/6)
Okay, you enter your own mindscape. It's comprised entirely of polygons, and lines of code appear everywhere. Directly ahead is a large statue of your Minecraft skin, which leads into some sort of technological temple. You suspect that is where your memories lie.
3-3-1-6-6-7-5-5-8
A giant window crashes through the Bridge, dealing 7,000 damage!
10,000 damage to the Bridge!
Taurus Sign && Computer Chip = Tavrosbot Chip (Level 20: 1/21)
Ultimate Wily Capsule added! Sorry that I forgot to add it earlier...
3 Skeletons killed!
5 Zombies killed! 4 Skeletons killed!
12,000 damage to The Chopper!
8 Spiders killed!
...Insane Mercezilly Defenses added!
5,000 damage to the Chopper!
I finally finished updating the Comb Rave meter up to the present! The ninth Comb Rave is filled up! The tenth Comb Rave is almost full as well... I already have someone in place to use it, but if someone else wants to join in and make it a Dual Rave, go ahead!
Split teleports 15 Zombies into outer space, where they are abducted by aliens and used in science experiments that involve dismemberment and loss of limbs!
CogWynd begins charging How Do Balls Cue? and winds up by 10%! The Futurama Gate summons more ships, and kills 5 Zombies! Wilson rests! Doctor Octagonapus kills 2 Zombies! The Ultimate Wily Capsule kills 10 Skeletons!
Destruction's Owner deals 10,000 damage to Wilson! He begins charging up respawns for the other Faction Owners... If it goes through, they will come back with limited health! S.S. Omega, just barely holding on, deals 5,000 damage to the Ultimate Wily Capsule and pokes the Futurama Gate, which gets absorbed by the Shield Generator! All the mobs destroy the defenses set up for the Cake! 2 Zombies die of burns and the remaining Skeletons die of fear!
The Godmodder decides it's time to kick things up a notch and slams through the ceiling, landing on the ground with a thud! He taps into the most powerful and amazing forces of all, the sacred arts of the Demopan! The Godmodder puts on a Bounty Hat and Dangeresque, Too? and equips his trusty old Frying Pan, cobalt energies swirling around him as he prepares to unleash the most secret and tumultuous power known to the Demopan Order!
> Godmodder477: COMBAT OPERANDI => PANDORA'S BOX
The Godmodder expends all of the remaining Sacred Items to invoke the command!
The Godmodder holds his Frying Pan up in the air, and it begins to float, electricity shooting out of it! The pan hums with an intense power, and everyone slowly feels themselves getting dragged towards it! CogWynd and the Futurama Gate (as well as all its ships) eventually lose the battle against gravity and get pulled right next to the pan, which shines with a blinding aura! When the light clears, the two (and the pan) are nowhere to be found! What is to be found, however, is an ornate box adorned with jewelery that rests at the Godmodder's feet.
The Godmodder /teleports to the entities' location and sees that they are inside the box, which is the middle of a formless black void, with a tantalizing Golden Frying Pan in the middle! What the entities do not know (and the Godmodder does) is that if the Frying Pan is touched, it will release unfathomable evils into the entities, and will expel them from the box! The entities all circle around the Golden Frying Pan uneasily, realizing that it's most likely a trap, but at the same time coveting the Pan... It's worth thousands of dollars, it's so valuable, they must have it! But it came from the Godmodder... If they took it, they could be squashed under mountains, or burned alive by polar bears with flamethrowers for heads, or something equally terrifying/dangerous!
After this goes on for like thirty minutes, the Godmodder gets bored and uses ICU to control CogWynd and have him touch the Pan. Instantly, its golden sheen evaporates and the pan loses its form, turning into a volatile purple liquid! A large explosion occurs, knocking everyone into the sky of the void! On GodCraft, the top of the box pops off, and a deluge of ghastly spirits swarms out, blotting out the ceiling of the area! Unfathomable evils rotten to the core, such as death, disease, famine, war... They all target CogWynd and the Futurama Gate, consuming them and filling them with powers not meant to be seen, let alone interacted with! After several agonizing seconds, every spirit enters CogWynd and the Gate, and they lie still, no more. They fade away into dust.
The Chopper deals 30,000 damage to the Elevator Cable and kills tooGODLY and NowIsTheTime! Garen deals 10,000 damage to the Chopper! The L4 Dispenser heals the Bearger for +5,000 HP!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Chopper!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,952,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 18/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 174,000/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 98%. State: +0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 210,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 70,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
Ultimate Wily Capsule: [AG] HP: 145,000/150,000. Mega Wily Minigun: III Wily Sphere Spam: IIIIIII
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 36,000/100,000 HP. Deity's Owner: Respawning... Demise's Owner: Respawning... Has powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 7,000/300,000 HP. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III Bleed: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x1.) Get up close to attack. Snipe from afar. Spiders: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x22.) Leap at foes. Creepers: 1,500/1,500. (x30.) Deal some splash damage. Attacking the cake. Burned: IIIII Fear: III
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 17/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 71% Stable. Defensive Shields: 14,000/50,000 HP.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 54,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Inside elevator.
L4 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Auto-heals others every turn.
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 25/25. Mana: IIIIIIII 8 Immune to all attacks, takes damage upon the death of allies.
The Chopper: [PG] HP: 346,000/500,000. Current Axe: Battleaxe. Timber: II
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 83.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
6 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
10 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
DEATHDESTRUCTIONDISEASE
WEFEELEVILSPOWERATTHETOWER
WEAREBECKONEDBYITSCALL
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-10 / 25- Emergency Plating
-40 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I quick engage in STRIFE with Proofofconcept, and create a spiral of wood around him! Spikes begin to impale him from every direction! As he attempts to dodge / block the onslaught, I then switch the ARMISTYX to UPPERDASH ARM SCYTHE MODE, smash through the wooden spiral, and UPPERCUT Proof, launching him upwards!
I then aim upwards, with THE OTHER SIDE, and unload round after round into Proof as he tumbles in midair! I then quick-pillar upward (placing a block of wood beneath yourself, then manipulating it to launch yourself upward), and slam Proof back down towards the elevator with a chair! I then do a generic fancy air-twist, and finish by nailing Proof to the elevator with a huge wooden stake.
"STOP ATTACKING MAH CABLE."
=LIMBO=
>Limbo Irecreeper: Ascend. As you ascend, watch to see if Flumpty breaks out.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Use Judgement on Chopper!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I casually take out Daybreak, then use Valhalla to simultaneously create more Sacred Items and destroy the idea that we're low on Sacred Items, then use Sunrise on Destruction's owner.
The S. S. Omega is incredibly confused as to how it's bleeding, and I use the Twitchy Staff to finish it off. I then set up a series of Fenestrated Planes to redirect attacks aimed at the S. S. Omega into the League of Mobs, as well as one for Destruction's owner if they've died.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 46/50
Quiver Conundrum 16/50
Ultimate Skulltop 4/50
Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies = Molten Gold (Level 5: 1/6)
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 4/5
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-22, crystal-20, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Post I
Fury attack 9/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 8/15
Critical Strike 8/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 1/5
I teleport out of the impalement... Ouch
I punch the cable, and lay a group of void parasite eggs on them. The gem is glowing, as the chain of attacks hit me.
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14/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I attempt to get the S.S. Omega to surrender to me. When they fail to surrender the ship to me, I blow the bridge up.
SCP-2317 Action: I get tired of the godmodder's railroading, and cast the Curse of Railroading on him. This curse arbitrarilly limits his abilities for no reason, preventing him from healing in any way, turning his ACN Turret into a Turret Tank, blasting the tower off into space like a rocket, mind-controlling Chuck Norris to fight against us as the final boss, {REDACTED}, using a Comb Rave, turning invulnerable with absolutely no way to beat him, summoning everything from DTG 1 during the last trial, {REDACTED}, and mind-controlling any summons. This curse cannot be removed, bypassed, or nullified in ANY way, cannot be ignored just because the final trial that was planned is no longer possible and the godmodder has no final trial (if he fails to provide a final trial he dies instantly), and does not violate the OP scale because there are still plenty of ways for him to have a final trial despite the railroading.
I'm going to be doing things with family tomorrow, and won't be able to post as a result. Try to not post as much tomorrow as a result.
Turn 1/3
Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 10/11
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 6/11
Paradox's Wand >Fine = Fenestrated Wand 3/8
I preview Orb of Calm && Moirallegiance Essence and Orb of Calm && Diamond-Tipped Wand.
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 7/25
3/25
49/49 EXPENDED!
I touch the tattoo on my arm. The Name inked on my arm flares with not-light, and seems to disappear. Of course, any scholar of the eldritch would tell you that the mark evaporating is the exact opposite of what just happened. A change overcomes me as my form becomes gaunt, then starved, and finally seems to pass the boundaries of fatal starvation as another wall of not-light gathers around me, like that strange light one sometimes sees at the bottom of a well. Yes, the influence leaving would be the exact opposite of my current state, which would be more adequately described as full possession. By an entity which is the closest thing its home universe has to a true Lovecraftian horror, and which is nigh-solely composed of hunger, hate, and a thirst for revenge.
yes I hunger I am hunger direct me release me
A cat Starveling yes Starveling seems to form itself out of that same not-light which gathers around me Mr Eaten me and rushes around the elevator, sniffing at each entity, taking a bitten chunk out of The Chopper. It rushes back to the entity which now no one would ever mistake for me, and shoves half of the chunk into the aura of hungry dark light, swallowing the other half. The light bears it up to the fanged, empty-eyed face and deposits the food chunk in the mouth. The mere taste seems to drive the entity wild as hunger is fed for the first time in centuries millennia time blurs from hunger and void in the deep well dark water they drowned me in they said they would only take a little thEY SAID THEY WOULD ONLY TAKE A LITTLE AND ALL SHALL BE WELL AND ALL MANNER OF THING SHALL BE WELL AND THE RECKONING FOR THAT WILL NOT BE POSTPONED INDEFINITELY LEAP TEAR RIP FOR A PRACTICE, FOR SPORT, LIKE THE HATED ONE VAKE THE BETRAYER NO THIS IS A DIFFERENT PRACTICE PRACTICE FOR THE RECKONING FOR THE RETURN DIE SOON NOT POSTPONED GNAW AND THIS IS USEFUL AND IT IS ENJOYABLE I EXIST NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CENTURIES NOT INDEFINITELY AND I WILL FEED AND RIP AND TEAR AND KILL UNTIL THEY ALL DIE THOUGH THIS IS NOT THE REVENGE THE RECKONING I SOUGHT IT IS FOOD TO THE HUNGER THAT IS ME FOREVER ALTHOUGH THIS NEW-LIFE CANNOT GO ON FOREVER ALREADY I FEEL MYSELF FADING FROM THIS FRAIL FLESH BUT SEEK MY NAME, REMEMBER ME THAT I MIGHT BRING REVENGE ON THOSE THAT BETRAYED ME AND THAT YOU MIGHT DIE LIKE I DIED, DROWN LIKE I WAS DROWNED, HUNGER AS I STILL HUNGER THOUGH I HAVE FED AND FED WELL AND BRING MY NEVER POSTPONED RECKONING TO YOUR ENEMIES AND TO YOU
My form slowly fills out again as the flickering, faded aura of dangerous not-light fades completely, a gnawing hunger lingering despite... whatever just happened. Red gore, the taste of blood and glistening flesh, a hunger beyond anything experienced before, a fathomless hate in dark water, a well, a voice from the well. A voice that made not sound, but a shaped silence, that spoke of hunger and reckonings. A pool of blood on the ground, along with strips of uneaten flesh and shards of bone, is all that can be seen of The Chopper’s remains.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (7/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (5/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (5/11)
Action
(If Destruction's Owner is dead, I target the mobs attacking the cake.)
Destruction's Owner must die. NOW. Or rather, he will DIE. With that, I pull out the Spadinner Blaster. I supercharge it with CD-i energies and unleash the spadinner at Destruction's Owner. He is struck by millions of bolts of spadinner lightning!
Next, I pull out the Thaumic Aspectblaster and begin combining aspects like crazy, creating a large amount of Telum (weapon, attack, harm). I blast the Telum at Destruction's Owner and it manifests as a large amount of weapons of various types, ranging from bows to swords to ICBMs. They all slice, shoot and detonate upon Destruction's Owner, dealing massive amounts of damage!
Finally, I withdraw the Armenian Alertbow. This enables me to fire 30,000 words of a sternly worded letter in Armenian at Destruction's Owner while he is deafened by AT88TV's amazing EAS Tones.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Vis Storage Amulet && Mixed Crystal Cluster = Vis's Amulet (2/6)
Ethereal Wisp 20/25
Truth's Hats 22/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I suddenly draw a medium-sized jar from some sort of incomprehensible vortex in my nigh-unlimited storage space. The thing is completely filled with a foul green liquid, as well as one singular object. The object in question appears to be a crystalline brain, without a doubt. It is composed of entropy shards. This should be rather interesting. Technically, this makes me some sort of harvester of thoughts. Hah. That is not particularly far off from my intention. In fact, it would be rather accurate to state that this is exactly what I am aiming for. I glance at the League of Mobs, holding the jar carefully in both hands, not uttering a word. The only sound in the area appears to be the sloshing from the movement of the brain-in-a-jar, a strangely soothing sounds, considering how they are made. You crack the skull of a Furious Zombie, take the top off, remove the brain, head over to a crucible, drop it in, render it with Vitreus and Perditio essentia, take it out, stick it in a jar of foul liquid (you do NOT want to know how I made that), and apply the appropriate enchantments. Simply put, if you drink from that jar, you will die, nigh-instantaneously. I glare at the Spiders in particular, holding the jar to face them. The two unearthly burgundy eyes of the brain stare at the Spiders, completely of their own volition. My telekinetic influence actually had nothing to do with this, for once. The eyes seem to bore into the souls of the Spiders, the brain slightly spinning about in its miniature containment vat, making sloshing noises. Whispers seem to grow at the back of my head, vehemently muttering things I'd rather not repeat here. Presumably, this muttering grows in the heads of the Spiders as well. Arcane energies flow through the crystalline vortices of the brain, heading towards the core. The burgundy eyes of the brain begin to fade, and glow a more entropic bronze. Without as much as another moment of time-wasting, the jarred brain does the job I tasked it to do. It harvests the thoughts of as many Spiders as possible, storing them in the essentially unlimited storage that is the crystalline brain. The brain glows with a fell light as the Spiders are deprived of any and all memories and thought processes. After a few moments, the entities loose the neural capacity to keep a stable heartbeat. They collapse to the floor moments afterwards, convulsing and writhing, before they merely fall unconscious from the stress, and have the rest of their consciousnesses absorbed into the brain. Technically speaking, the Spiders aren't dead. They are merely all within the brain, individually, as beings unable to act, but capable of thinking and seeing. Hah. I toss the jar upwards, and it vanishes in a burst of amethyst light, teleporting over to a project in Grayhold I've been working on. The mindless bodies of the Spiders expire moments afterwards. Hah.
Hank stands over Wilson's unconscious body, holding the largest weapon left in his inventory; penultimatum. Anything that attempts to attack Wilson this round will get blown to smithereens by the second biggest standard(ish) projectile weapon in the game.
I do nothing else as we have a comb rave/dual rave to be unleashed that will pretty much end off this area, if not the next one as well.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-11 / 25- Emergency Plating
-41 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I remove the Void Parasite eggs from the Cable, then use TELESLASH LVL 10 on Chopper.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use BT: Colourmatic on the last faction leader, or the mobs if he's dead
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $234
Mindscape: Make way to and enter temple
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 6/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 6/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 6/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
Activate paratus alica, incipiunt simulatis alchemiter (A pre-prepared spell that simulates the basics of the alchemiter. The alchemiter sim spell would've been very, very, very long. Probably at least half as long as the programming it takes to get alchemiters to work, really not a verbal spell.)
Convertam quatuor in unum, merge functiones et quid apparentia (The &&s)
Ignore limites, potentia Source regius sanguis et reconde potestatem (Ignoring level cap through power of royal blood and charges)
Finis (End)
The four items, having been sitting there for the duration of the casting, quickly vanish into a blinding red light. When it fades, a copy of The Azure Armoury is in the large circle. Somewhat out of breath, Red picks it up, puts it to the side, and prepares to create the second item.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 50/50 [+12’d by Irecreeper, +6’d by Talist, +2’d by gutza1 and Pricey12345, +1’d by PaperShuriken]
A.B.E.: 18/50
Polygonal Arcs: Done.
Umbra Scepter: 2/7
The Anthem is complete. Because it would be stupid to make it a self-use, i hand another use of it to Talist because i heard no objections from Twin when i mentioned it. As for what it does HOW ABOUT YOU WAIT UNTIL IT COMES INTO PLAY. DON'T SEND ME 12,000 MESSAGES ABOUT IT OKAY? Okay. Anyway...
Do what should be done: killing Destruction's Owner. By way of taking it the standard route and just punching him until he falls ove-
*sword to the face*
...Okay, different tactic. Let's see how this work-
*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
...Oh okay, that just happened. He just got Quick Man Beam'd in the face. I'll accept that.
I vomit up acid all over the chopper, and say "That's not how you use a axe! *grabs axe and throws it at his head like a tomahawk* THAT'S how you use a axe!"
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Turn 1
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I end up the Final Zombie having the sword on it's Face. however there is a Medkit for omglolsguy22 in Excavate while it has appeared i become the Blood Spirit to mae all the Spiders having holes on the bodies making them bleed to death after that, an Spider lost all of it's blood and dies.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I turned into Mega Charizard Y then i burn the Creepers making them Self-Destruct to the Spiders.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 13/50
I beaten also up Patchouli Knowledge now i am going to the Clock Tower. 40/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 40/50
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 11 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +3 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I go into a timestop and -BONK- a sizeable amount of mobs, grimdark a lot more, and cause multiple others to crumble into dust. I also open fire with the High-Energy Pellet Gun, and a Multiplexer, sweeping out an arc of pellets that instantly kills many, many mobs.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Argh Twinja'd my Action in my last post but not Starry Mage's Action.
but let me test it, TWINJA'D!
/null but i live in England that has GMT so i be less likely to be Twinja'd
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 4/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 13/20
Construction's Decad: 9/11
Electrified Decad: 9/11
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 8/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
As the Futurama Gate gets reduced to nothingness, a voice cries out.
NO! NOT MY MOTHERSHIP!
An escape pod ejects, and heads back through the portal right before it is destroyed.
THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8! I'LL BE BACK! ONE DAY! MAYBE!
The Futurama Gang look at where the Gate just was.
Well that ended fast.
Stupid Richard...
How are we going to get home now?
Well, we could use Old Bessie ((The actual name of the Planet Express Ship)) to travel through the void back to our home universe. Normally it would take months and months, but since in our universe the speed of light was increased 263461538.462-fold ((one can travel to the edge of the universe in a week in the Futuramaverse)) it will take only a couple of minutes. However, we may want to stay here until the war is over.
And then?
Travel back home, you idiot! And then fight in the Third Godmodding War, which I predict will start a week later.
AWW COME ON! YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER WAR! I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH CRAP, AND I JOINED LATE!
Doctor Octogonapus attacks Destruction's Owner. If he is dead, Doctor Octogonapus attacks a zombie.
==Excavate==
Lothyra receives a communications from Leela.
The Other Arrival's ended early.
Darn. The last waves would probably have been described as "awesome." But there's no use crying over spilled milk. What killed them, anyway?
Richard.
Son of a-
Lothyra then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on The Chopper.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
COMBAT OPERANDI: GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 10: SOL! On the Chopper, of course. Maybe I should prepare a prank later today...
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