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I release a dense cloud of nanites, obscuring the halves of Bipole to the point that they have difficulty hitting us, and restoring a few precious bodily hitpoint-fluids to the more injured of my comrades.

Stuff charges!

+1x2 to Erelye!

Anachronlog:

I utilize some Fenestrated Walls and sendification to punch Richard in the face out of petty spite. I then casually set up a few Fenestrated Planes in a completely inruitive format. The server owners are slightly confused as to the nature of this completely intuitive formation, and I politely demonstrate with one of their bodies, kicking them into the nearest Fenestrated Plane. He then falls through, and gets several highly painful glass shards embedded in his body. He then pops out of another Plane, suffering even more incredibly painful glass shards to the body. This continues until he's been through an entire loop of the Defenestration Station, at which point he stops getting hurt by glass shards. He attempts to ask me why these things are here with the Scratch's effects, but I point out that I made them. Just because something is based on Homestuck doesn't mean it's FROM Homestuck. I mean Fenestrated Planes are already basically a Problem Sleuth reference. He then acknowledges my argument, and I point out that Fenestrated Planes are all portals to the dreambubbles, and he gets horribly maimed by a bunch of trolls and various other S___B-playing species, including some cubes for some reason. He then notices that I've entered the Dreambubbles, and I toss a sword through his gut.

I then go on an epic Sacred Item collection spree, shoving pornography into several elf faces and collecting their tears, getting my shadow to steal all the Pigmen's slop in Limbo, forcing several weasels to work in a pepper factory and then collecting all their slop. I then use Sunrise on Deity/Destruction/Demise's owner, in that order of priorities.

+2 Moorblade charge.

True Monado 32/50

Quiver Conundrum 4/50

Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10 8/11).

11's Eyepatch 4/5

Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 10/11 (Orb of Control)

(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)

ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-8, Gutza1-20, Tazz-18, crystal-26, pit-2, net-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

> PARANOiA: Activate Mini-Nuke targeted at random entities.

> Redstone Block: Initiate Teleportation Hijinks targeted at Fayther and Wilson. Screw that. I Promptly heal.

Except, for all intents and purposes, the Credomar Cannon sent the beam through a portal first, to send it to its destination. Stop trying to out-physics this before I have to fire the Schlockverse Canon.

/null

+2 Generic.

I preview Problem Sleuth Window && Gatekeeper's Scythe, and Problem Sleuth Window && Everysword.

I also preview the results of those two combined with &&.

I blast a group of mobs with grimdark. Suddenly, they strife the Zilly mobs.

I then have a better idea and create the MULTIPLEXER WINDOW WREATH CORE, which uses two linked windows tied into fractals to multiply projectile input a la Probability Theory Wasp Professor. I then create a set of FENESTRATED NOT-QUITE-REALLY-PLANES-BUT-SORTA-PLANES that redirect all outgoing projectiles into a single path, aiming forward from the gun I fired with, and attach it to the MULTIPLEXER WINDOW WREATH CORE. I also attach a TIME DILATION DEVICE that makes firing and projectile travel, from the point of anyone else, happen over about a period of one second (so I can correct my aim if needed, and to avoid clipping issues). I then make sure that eventually the projectiles stop happening by absurdly simple but effective mechanical devices. After doing the above, I proceed to stabilize the MULTIPLEXER WINDOW WREATH CORE such that it cannot be disturbed from its maximally multiplicatively effective fractalline pattern except for autotriggered stoppage, and attach the PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXER to The Four Elements. I then fire a burst of Fire at Deity's owner. Deity's owner finds that he has just spent nigh-eternity in flames (time dilation effects) and is charred to a cinder, due to the TIME SHENANIGANS involved.

I duplicate three more PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXERS (assuming I can).

1ST POST

Apparently I have been INJURED. This means something. Probably that nanomachines aren't as good at hardening in response to physical trauma as I thought. I would kill Subtus, but I'm sure that that's already done. If it is I put my arm into a different enemy of your choice an then solidify it.

We do be getting too little pang nectar! Somebody find a way to rectify that, we ain't getting past this room until we get that next comb rave.

And seriously!?!? only 3000 damage from getting a 38 out of the spoil of war? Come on! That was over half!!!

Hank rushes up to Demise's owner and slams an axe into his forehead, then nails it in with a sledge hammer, grabs the axe like a handle on the owner itself, and swings Demise's owner around and around and around until suddenly the axe's handle comes off, leaving the head embedded in Demise's owner's head, while Demise's own flies through the air and smashes into deity's owner.

Think fast! Oops, too late.

I also vote for all of the players to use their specials. They're all running dangerously low on respawns.

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We do be getting too little pang nectar! Somebody find a way to rectify that, we ain't getting past this room until we get that next comb rave.

And seriously!?!? only 3000 damage from getting a 38 out of the spoil of war? Come on! That was over half!!!

Hank pre-empts Redstone block's teleport hijinks with a massive hydro-cannon blasts than slams redstone into the SS Omega.

To your first response: I was neglecting my duties of raising up the Comb Rave meter ever since the fifth Trial started, but I'm working on that.

To your second response: You're right, I was confused. I thought you meant the basic Faceless Eight back before it became a spoil. And it dealt 1,000 damage then because the Faction Owners have high defense and take less damage from attacks. I'll fix that up.

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=

-6 / 25- Whew.

-35 / 50- The Tophat

+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz

=ACTION=
I vote for the Cable Defense, then apply bandages to the Bearger.

=LIMBO=
>Run. Just run. Don't look back.

=COMMAND=
>Garen: Re-apply Courage.

How can you pick up/throw a Minecraft avatar?

If all else fails, Magicspells has a spell that picks up avatars. If I recall correctly. But mostly, shenanigans a la the entirety of this thread really not following strictly Minecraftian physics about interactions, and/or RAPIDPUNCH TIME SHENANIGANS. And/or portals. Though technically not throwing.

Action

Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = Pitchman's Power (1/11?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (10/11)

Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (10/11)

+2 to Tazz.

Action

I chug a Potion of Panacea, curing the wither effect, then heal myself with the Black Hand.

I then drop a baloney sandwich on Deity's Owner. As everyone knows, baloney sandwiches are highly toxic foods. In fact, they are explosively toxic foods. The baloney sandwich is assimilated through the Minecraftian's armor and into his body, where it interferes with everything and causes Deity's Owner to explode!

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

Anthem: 48/50

A.B.E.: 16/50

Polygonal Arcs: 5/7

Death's Cane: 4/5

And now

A use of the Pixellated Arcs on Deity's Owner

In glorious slow motion

...HEY, STOP DODGING! WHY ARE YOU NOT IN SLOW MOTION?

*Immediate panic and subsequent use of Chill Spikes to hurt his feet*

Hey, i wouldn't be the one making the explosive plates. Otherwise half this tower would be covered in forest right now.

+2 Generic.

I channel my inner MK and RUN NUMBERS (Roll for dextrosity, anyone?) on a Fluorite Octet roll against Deity's Owner (or any other Owner, or the S.S. Omega).

I then prepare the PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXER again.

"Anyone have a cool gun they'd be willing to duplicate? Or a copy of Ultimatum, that works."

I then set fire to the S.S. Omega by teleporting portions of it into the plane of Fire with regular shots from Four Elements.

Following that...

I create one, or four, more PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXER(s) (depending on their alchemizability), then use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: DRAW LVL. 10: SLICK SPADES. I distribute the PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXERS to the Midnight Crew, attached to their normal guns, and point them at the Faction Owners or the S.S. Omega's Thrusters.

Kablooie ensues.

Before the Midnight Crew depart, I collect the four copied PROJECTILE MULTIPLEXERS.

Thank you! It's better than my computer art (unless it's pixel art. I love pixel art, but it's a bit small-scale.)

Action 1/3

Starfall Sync: 26/50

This probably isn't the most efficient way to make things happen, but I combine the Snowball AND the Water Bucket to hopefully make a Snow Bucket.

This is part of a 2-step plan.

Sword Damage: 180K/250K

+2 to Crystal

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Wilson Money: $2

Shield Generator: 29/30

Blaze of Glory: 47/50

True WAAAAAAAGH: 7/10

Construction's Decad: 3/11

Electrified Decad: 3/11

Planet Express Ship 2.0: 2/11

==Actions==

==Excelsior==

I vote for the Futurama Gang's specials.

The Futurama Gang huddle up.

It seems like we have to use our special attacks at this moment. I would have wanted to use it later but then this idiot...

Hey!

...decided to go and get himself killed. Once we use them, our Minecraft avatars will leave the server. We will lose our high attack power and health, but thanks to my cloning machine we will be able to respawn indefinitely. ((Basically this means that they become PCPCs and mechanics-wise, are just as if I was attacking stuff.))

Also this person wants the device I am using. Normally I would have shouted at him about it being my property, but since I have a duplicator on hand that's not necessary.

Farnsworth then duplicates the Remote Magnepulators and hands them to Tazz.

They use all of their specials on the SS. Omega (they attack Thrusters first. If those are destroyed, the rest use their specials on the Mast. If the Mast is destroyed after one of them uses the specials and there are still more people with specials, the rest use their specials on the Bridge). The Omnicronian fleet attacks the mobs. The Omnicronian Mothership, on the other hand, fires its main lasers at the Faction Owner with the least health (as of the EoTB).

==Excavate==

Hmm. The cable's still looking good. Though it may be wise to strengthen it. Who knows what's coming up next?

She then votes to increase the Cable's defense.

Turn 1/3

I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.

Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 7/11

Ea Contrivance >Fine = Ea Mechanism 4/11

+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.

Rod of Phyrexia 17/25 (+2 from Gutza)

I vote to increase the Cable's defense. We can already use the Turrets 3 times per turn!

I also heal myself with the Crystalantholocore.

Suddenly, reality fluctuates. At the center of the distortions, a figure stands in the reference pose. A large pair of wings, adorned with jet engines, extend outwards, and a pair of Pomson 9000's crash against the floor. Suddenly, reality corrects itself. Dark Engie is nowhere to be seen, but my drone stands tall. 12 feet tall, to be precise.

"Actually, Richie, you're not the first person to use an OP scale. Back during an old war with the IUPC, I felt the same conditions that I do now. The same irritating force. At the time, I didn't know what it was, but now I know. Come to think of it, there was more than just an OP scale. Things like the Narrative, Paradox Space, colossal Improbability Devices, that kind of thing. So, you can't really say you have the singular, definitive claim to the OP scale. Not only that, the IUPC weren't the first to weaponize the OP scale either. I personally can recall uses of them from when I was barely a century old. Theoretical discussions on how to manage systems go back from far before even my time. Hell, the Descendants had to contend with that limitation during the original Psi wars! The fact that you're using such an outdated device shows how primitive you are compared to the multiverse at large."

I give the mouthless equivalent of a vindictive smirk, then continue.

"Not only that, but the OP scale you're using? It's only one of many from a product line that I myself personally put an end to. I'll admit, it's quite lucky for you that you've not only managed to get a functional one, but also managed to jack the systems up to the point where it can match multiple non-rigged scales. But, do you honestly think you've been holding back the full might of a universe eater? How much faith do you put into such a simple device? Too much, I must say. To say you invented the OP scale would be like an archaeologist claiming to have invented dinosaurs, and to say that you've been restraining me in any way would be like preventing a single electron from all the water that has ever flowed over the Niagra Falls from going over and saying that you've held back the flow of the Niagra Falls proper."

My drone ejects a small cartridge. Power drained, it slumps over. The cartridge falls apart, and a golf-ball-sized shard of me hovers into the air, just in front of the drone.

{IF I'M PERFECTLY HONEST, RICHARD, THE MAIN REASON WHY I HAVEN'T JUST FLOODED THIS PLACE WITH DRONES WAS BECAUSE OTHER INTERUNIVERSAL CONFLICTS ARE HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT - ONES FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME MINECRAFTIAN WITH A POWER FANTASY PRANKING SOME SWEDISH COMPANY. YOU'RE SOMEWHERE JUST ABOVE THE ONGOING NOODLE INCIDENT, BUT BELOW A MILDLY TROUBLESOME UPRISING IN SOME BACKWATER PLANET SOMEWHERE. I FORGOT THE NAME.}

Hovering back into the drone, it starts up again, locking the Pomson 9000's together.

"If you must know, on a multiversal scale, you're not really all that noteworthy. People desire power as much as anyone else does, and they will go to great lengths to get it. You seem to believe that you've already gotten your power. You are sorely mistaken, if that is what you truly believe. Try living for as long as I have, maybe you'll learn a few things. As for the now, you're making your claims on two health. TWO. This is the end game. You'd better choose your words carefully, lest I be the one to decide your fate. While Dark Engie might not agree with me, I find that egomaniacs make a delicious, if somewhat non-filling, snack. Respawn system? Only works if you die, which will most certainly be very slow and agonizing, should I get to eat you."

Refilling the necessary sacred items to do so, I then use CONSUME, targeting Destruction's Owner.

"Oh, where has Dark Engie gone, you might ask? Well..."

My eyes briefly flash golden.

"Let's just say we managed to settle our little argument during our brief time in the Void. Or perhaps, as one might say, the two are one. Funny how much easier it is to think when I'm not divided into two separate entities on top of collectively being a literal pile of shards at this point."

"Damn. Figured I'd lose that gun some day, but I didn't expect that loss to be something so preventable. Thanks for the temporary replacement, though... My name? Allan McGregor. If you must ask, my father was of Scottish ancestry... Dying? Don't plan on doing that anytime soon, but seeing how dangerous it is round here, just need a second..."

Allan McGregor [PL] HP: 10000/10000 Respawns: ||||| Covering Fire: ||||

"There we go. Feeling a little safer already."

Component A: 4/50

Component B: 4/50

Alchemies

Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = Pitchman's Power (2/11?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (11/11)

Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (11/11)

Action

I heal myself and a random AG with less than max health with the White Glove.

I want an elevator cable defense upgrade! I also take out a bunch of cakes and heal myself!