Crusher's argument looks pretty reasonable and well thought out to me, though I may be a little biased in favor of WMDs.
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Also, Credomar is an open-ended cylinder, if I remember my Schlockiverse correctly, so if the Godmodder fires down the hyperspace tunnel, he just shoots straight through. If he doesn't, lightspeed gets in the way and nothing happens.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I feel like the annie-plants went straight across the middle, but that might have been before Lota happened.
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No, that would be stupid. They were in a ring. The NUSPI is a smaller version of Credomar, if I remember my specs correctly? Meh. Not the place for this discussion.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (7/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removalâ„¢ (7/11)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (7/HEY TWIN, NO LEVEL WAS GIVEN FOR THIS)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
Otherwise, I scramble Sacra Geometria and solve it. This creates a massive ball of light that pulls out an array of syringes! The ball of light plunges the syringes into the faction owners, infecting them all with Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease, the MLG Virus, the Griffin Virus, the Roger Stockburger Voirus, the Moving Victoria Virus, the Drewlitian Virus, SCP-603-███, SCP-████, Cobalt's Test Virus (which I just synthesized five seconds ago), Arcticbomb, CIH, Bumerang, the Pricey12345 Virus, the Goanna67 Virus, the Kajiulord Virus, the EAS Tones In G-Major And Reversed Virus, the Ear-Destroyer, the Eye-Destroyer, the Not Safe For Brain virus, the Mega Gangnam Virus, the Not-Safe-For-Brain virus, the Barney Virus, the Baby Bop Virus, the True Capitalism Virus and the Roflcopter Seizure Virus.
This causes them to: suffer from instant death, get quickscoped and rekt repeatedly, have a seizure, talk like Roger Stockburger, suffer from transport disease, get [DATA EXPUNGED] [NOT SAFE FOR BRAIN], spontaneously combust, [DATA EXPUNGED], take millions of deadly tests per millinanoattosecond, get their brain wiped, get their brain trashed, get their brain trashed again, talk with random capitalization and run-on sentences, create terrible MS Paint guns that explode in their face, fail at spelling, get their ears destroyed twice, get bleeding eyes, get their brain filled with the most disgusting thoughts, listen to Gangnam Style repeatedly, get their brain filled with hyphenated disgusting thoughts, be forced to listen to the Barney theme, be forced to listen to "I Love You", be dismissed as a fruitbowl and finally to have a roflcopter seizure that lasts 50 years.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (8/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removalâ„¢ (8/11)
I pull out Sacra Geometria and perform the highly difficult sub-1 PLL Time Attack. A massive array of redstone devices is created and the redstone devices fire explosives onto the S.S. Omega's thrusters.
Also, we can't attack the Godmodder right now. We're trying to attack the owners of the Godmodder's factions, a giant pirate sjip, and an army of mobs simeltaneously. Try to focus attacks on them right now.
7/50 Men's Hair Club
7/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
4/14 Thu'um Boombox
> Elsen: Get over with it already.
Agreement reached.
And with that, it was over. Pentel lies defeated on the ground, not moving a single muscle. You don't know what exactly happened, but the more you think about it the more it hurts. It was over so quickly. In fact, you really don't want to know. Every part of your body hurts now. This was just the tip of the iceberg that is this week. You need to go back home, get your papers, and eat something.
Because there is only one thing left for you to do. All these things that happened are caused by an illness. Yes, you are pretty sure something is terminally wrong with you, and you need to see a doctor. But this leaves you with one thing to do, and it will be the worst thing happening to you today. You have to ask Dedan for free days so you could see a doctor in the first place. If you thought you'd have died to Pentel earlier, now you know your end is drawing near.
Not taking notice of your unconscious overseer, you make your way back to your home for your presumably last meal.
> Elsen: ...
I defense buff myself and eat a sandwich if i got hurt.
I poke Cwcatastrophe's eye. I then take out the Color Mayhemsucker, and marvel at its English power. I then pluck a tiny thing off of it, and enlarge it to reveal that it is in fact Caliborn's Exile Station, which I enter and casually start creating Defenestrate the Gobstopper, an incredibly irreverent "satire" of Destroy the Godmodder. Cwcatastrophe is immensely fascinated by the terrible fiction, and enters it. I then whip out several Homosuck-style Richards, who repeatedly bonk Cwcatastrophe with their hammers forged from Fseftr-drawn smut. Cwcatastrophe suddenly dies after shedding a great number of tears at having seen the terribly drawn smut, whereupon he suddenly exists Defenestrate the Gobstopper. I then toss the entire Exile Station at Cwcatastrophe. After he gets out from under the rubble, I toss the Husstet at him.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 11/11
11's Eyepatch 1/5
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 7/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-7, Gutza1-20, Tazz-16, crystal-26, pit-2, net-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Because I forgot about this...Doesn't need to be installed immediately, though. The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = ??? (Level 1: 1/?) Yeah, an Energy shield, sort of. The HALI array is the base, courtesy of Net's permission: It's a hard-light generating array that will, in this case, cover the ship completely unless enough damage comes to destroy the projection, though as a HALI array can be maneuvered around (as Net proves), this could be put to use in other maneuvers (namely forming into emergency plating or a frontal ram rather than covering the whole ship) on-command from the Cockpit. The Antagonist and the Sham are both Legendary Borderlands 2 Energy shields: The Antagonist is a very powerful shield in terms of stats that has the added bonus of sending orbs of slag at any attacker, which makes their defenses much weaker and allows for bonus damage, making it one of the best shields in the game with one of the best counterattacks ever. The Sham is a much weaker shield that makes up for it by harmlessly absorbing ammo for the user a lot of the time. The right Sham can harmlessly absorb a bullet without taking shield damage 93% of the time, though the remaining 7% of bullets against a Sham are going to hit harder as the Sham is a weaker shield to even it out-in other words, it's like being able to harmlessly pick out bullets from midair most of the time but still getting really badly hurt it if happens. The result should be a above-average strength energy shield that will absorb loads of ammo for the Moorblade's ammunition capacity to keep on trucking while slinging Slag at whatever happens to hit, even if the ammo gets harmlessly absorbed. In other words, good luck dealing damage.
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I take out the Slag-Shocker and aim it at Redstone 'Block' with my left arm. Meanwhile, I somehow take out another orb of hypercondensed water and aim it at the Redstone 'Block' with my right arm. Hammerspace doesn't even justify it this time, a random orb of water isn't too compatible with the system, but is anyone really going to care? Nah. In any case, the hyper-torrent of water (this time without any crazy water-dragon flourishing on my end) once again rushes forward at the Redstone Block before many reactions could be made by him, or really any reaction at all, pinning it to a wall. This time though, I then pump the Slag Shocker's deadly Slag/Lightning payload into the same hypercondensed water stream, causing an electrified stream of Slag Water to impact the stupid Block as opposed to, say, JUST water. Slag Water is infinitely worse compared to regular water, and with the elemental water and lightning impacting as well, the whole thing ought to be doing huge damage values statistically. The Water orb vanishes just as a small pool of slag-water has formed around Redstone Block, as opposed to the regular water that now covers the whole hub. Before Redstone Block gets a chance to retaliate, or think of it, the Slag-Water suddenly shifts, and an orb of Slag Water surrounds him, again shutting off its teleportation abilities.
"I see you think you actually have a chance! Maybe I ought to start changing your mind on the matter?"
And with that, the REST of the Slag Water rises up into an Octet...Of Slag-made snakes. An observing individual would again notice my right hand manipulating the events of the water. The Slag-Water Snakes glare at Redstone Block, trapped and helpless, before converging upon him quickly.
Redstone Block did not realize the idea that water could be made to be...Sharp. This water, however, penetrated through his body and caused internal damage, ripping through his 'cubical' frame like a hot knife through butter, like he was actually being attacked by eight giant snakes, to say nothing of how the Slag felt on his body. It felt like his body was going to MELT at any second and join this putrid concoction. And of course, the electricity. No-one wants to be in water while being electrocuted, let alone with such a good conductor as Slag in the mix, which was worse when it got into the holes made by the 'teeth' of the eight snakes. I just stand there, content to let him be drowned, slagged, shocked, bitten and destroyed by the many forces acting upon him, each one brutally supporting the other in some deranged death parade.
After a good 10 seconds, which is pretty long for such a thing, the eight snakes dissipate, leaving Redstone Block in his watery prison while I smirk. Redstone Block is suddenly freed-the Slag Water slips off of him, and only the anti-teleportation effects remain. However, once again interrupting him, I point directly behind him. Whether or not he turns is irrelevant-a much LARGER snake is behind him, crackling with electricity, all the Slag Water contained within, poised for action. It gets in front of Redstone Block, starting right at it, before most of its body turns into watery copies of the Slag Shocker. Anyone looking at me would note that I am no longer holding the weapon that the Slag-Water Snake now wields in copious amounts against the living 'block'.
If Redstone Block wasn't sick of Slag and Electricity, it now should have been, as tons of voltage and the utterly disgusting Slag now covered every inch of his body, and this was in the first second of three. The Slag that somehow missed hitting the Redstone Block just flowed right back into the Slag-Water Snake, making it turn more and more dark purple over time. Eventually, a brief second is taken just to admire how utterly wrecked Redstone Block is right now.
Then, the snake makes its move, rearing back, fangs ready, then rushing forwards.
The snake exploded in a violent Slag, water and Electric blast, and yet, every Slag-water particle that didn't impact Redstone Block flew right back into it, with nary a tiny bit of Eridium byproduct (the Slag) going to waste, and neither did the water. This was because, to Redstone Block's horror, the Slag-Water was flowing right into its mouth. Slag tastes HORRENDOUS, and is also probably very bad to ingest in general.
Redstone Block could now be confused for Purplestone Block. It was Slagged to the nines and even more soaked, and now inside and out. It's only him, as well. No-one else so much as took one particle of Slag Water. Or Slag. Maybe water but not enough to even remotely matter.
"Give up now?" I ask coldly.
I figure one attack per turn against him on my part to make him seriously reconsider his position in life. At this rate he's not gonna last very long at all...Plus, there are other enemies to worry about.
The Futurama Gang attacks the Thrusters of the SS Omega. If those have been destroyed, they instead attack the Mast. The Omnicronian Sacuers all attack the Skeletons. The Omnicronian Mothership uses its Microlasers on 5 zombies, killing them (each zombie takes 10,000/5 = 2,000 damage, which is their max HP). The Futurama Gate will summon 20 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer.
==Excavate==
Lothyra uses The Heavy Light to blow Subtus's rocket thrusters off.
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (8/11)
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (2/8)
I stare at the owner of Destruction. Hah. This is going to be rather interesting, considering what the visions I received in the bleak realms of the mind have revealed to me. I see a great reckoning. The Disc's destruction is imminent, and the Eclipse shall occur, bringing with it the tides of doom and the apocalypse. And, guess what? Nothing anybody does will stop it. Not my actions, nor any of you reading this. I have seen past the bounds of infinity, and I know this with certainty. After all, you cannot defeat what you cannot comprehend. Anyhow, my stare appears to be far more insane and yet clandestine than it was beforehand. My knowledge extends far beyond what it was originally, and it will continue to do so, until the end times, and beyond, until my inevitable death. I slowly draw something from my inventory, wielding it in a discreet and rather cold fashion. Slowly, I reveal the Writhing Stick. I point the rod of living wood towards the owner of Destruction, my emotions masked by a combination of stoicism and the lack of physical expression. I appear as normal as ever. And yet, I am not, nor shall I be for quite some time, if ever. I mutter several words, likely the basis of a powerful incantation, before levying the might of pure arcane agony in the direction of the owner of Destruction. In any circumstances, regardless of whether the initial attack deals damage, it will amplify the effect of the emotional nodes I generated whilst within his mind, further damaging him. Blasts of twisted sorceries, vibrating with a combination of agony, elder horror, and some sort of curse far removed from any simplistic spell derived from normal ventures into the arcane. The curses move at nearly the speed of light, tearing through the body of the owner of Destruction within fractions of nanoseconds, burning holes directly through the unfortunate player's body. There is to be no mercy, nor a swift death, I am afraid. Elder curses slowly rip the body of the player to shreds, allowing it to wither away as it does so, annihilating his conscious thought horrifically easily, as if the player wished to die. Regardless, this spell will end in his death alone. Shadowy shapes move around the owner of Destruction, driving him insane over a period of minutes with their ability to seem as if they are always watching. It is almost as if they were alive, yet that cannot be true. Do I appear to be some sort of shadowmancer? Hah. Within moments, I have fired several dozens of curses into the owner of Destruction, leaving his body a crumbling ruin devoid of any semblance of life in any way whatsoever. I fire one last blast of occult magic at the owner of Destruction, watching him crumple to the ground, before I place the Writhing Stick back in my inventory. I can almost literally smell his insanity. There is no hope for his mind, without a doubt. Granted, we will all fall eventually. Hah.
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My Action: I deploy lawyers to sue the S.S. Omega for stealing the idea of destroying thrusters to cause something to crash from the UOSS.
Fleetmind Action: The Credomar Cannon fires at the tower again, and starts contributing to the siege and will destroy the tower if the godmodder does not spend his time stopping the attack.
SCP-2317 Action: I start sending subliminal suggestions to the faction leaders. This convinces them all into fighting each other because they are 3 seperate factions and if they were all allied they might as well be one big faction.
Battlefield: I trap Demise's owner in an ultracage and tase him with the blue electrode.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury
Wilson's Shop: $216
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 8/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 8/11
Well I don't have to worry about the Curse of Repetitiveness for the rest of the day.
She then rolls the Reaper's Decad at Subtus. Then she alchemizes Civil Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad and Electrical Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad.
Battlefield: I use the picnic globestriker on the tower.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury
Wilson's Shop: $218
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 9/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 9/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 9/11
-HMAS Ship, a few days ago-
Red stirs in his bed, rolls over to the other side of it, and picks up his tablet, before holding it up and allowing it to do a retinal scan. A neutral voice begins broadcasting from it, the voice of FseftrAI.
Good morning, Operator, my apologies for waking you.
Mmh... what is it?
I would like to request your assistance in creating two items.
Can't you do it yourself?
Negative, reverse engineering the plans requires technology not available to HMASBC.
Magical creation methods possible, but AI-Magic interfaces not yet developed sufficiently.
I estimate you can create items with minimal to moderate effort and time, most efficient option by 27%.
Fine. Download the schematics and any other information you have... and don't bother me for another hour.
Commands acknowledged and being carried out. Alarm set for 8:00 AM Local Time.
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Also, Credomar is an open-ended cylinder, if I remember my Schlockiverse correctly, so if the Godmodder fires down the hyperspace tunnel, he just shoots straight through. If he doesn't, lightspeed gets in the way and nothing happens.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I feel like the annie-plants went straight across the middle, but that might have been before Lota happened.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
No, that would be stupid. They were in a ring. The NUSPI is a smaller version of Credomar, if I remember my specs correctly? Meh. Not the place for this discussion.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Alchemies
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (7/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removalâ„¢ (7/11)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (7/HEY TWIN, NO LEVEL WAS GIVEN FOR THIS)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
Otherwise, I scramble Sacra Geometria and solve it. This creates a massive ball of light that pulls out an array of syringes! The ball of light plunges the syringes into the faction owners, infecting them all with Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease, the MLG Virus, the Griffin Virus, the Roger Stockburger Voirus, the Moving Victoria Virus, the Drewlitian Virus, SCP-603-███, SCP-████, Cobalt's Test Virus (which I just synthesized five seconds ago), Arcticbomb, CIH, Bumerang, the Pricey12345 Virus, the Goanna67 Virus, the Kajiulord Virus, the EAS Tones In G-Major And Reversed Virus, the Ear-Destroyer, the Eye-Destroyer, the Not Safe For Brain virus, the Mega Gangnam Virus, the Not-Safe-For-Brain virus, the Barney Virus, the Baby Bop Virus, the True Capitalism Virus and the Roflcopter Seizure Virus.
This causes them to: suffer from instant death, get quickscoped and rekt repeatedly, have a seizure, talk like Roger Stockburger, suffer from transport disease, get [DATA EXPUNGED] [NOT SAFE FOR BRAIN], spontaneously combust, [DATA EXPUNGED], take millions of deadly tests per millinanoattosecond, get their brain wiped, get their brain trashed, get their brain trashed again, talk with random capitalization and run-on sentences, create terrible MS Paint guns that explode in their face, fail at spelling, get their ears destroyed twice, get bleeding eyes, get their brain filled with the most disgusting thoughts, listen to Gangnam Style repeatedly, get their brain filled with hyphenated disgusting thoughts, be forced to listen to the Barney theme, be forced to listen to "I Love You", be dismissed as a fruitbowl and finally to have a roflcopter seizure that lasts 50 years.
Ah, yes, that does make more sense. And yes, not the place for this, so let's stop.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Charlizard! Mega evolve!
Charlizard mega evolved into mega charlizard Y
Ability: Drought
Now attack the godmodder with ember!
Aww... my art isn't shown...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alchemies
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (8/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removalâ„¢ (8/11)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (8/?)
Action
I pull out Sacra Geometria and perform the highly difficult sub-1 PLL Time Attack. A massive array of redstone devices is created and the redstone devices fire explosives onto the S.S. Omega's thrusters.
(Out of ideas much?)
...Ember. Why not Fire Blast?
Also, we can't attack the Godmodder right now. We're trying to attack the owners of the Godmodder's factions, a giant pirate sjip, and an army of mobs simeltaneously. Try to focus attacks on them right now.
/infonull
Oh no
7/50 Men's Hair Club
7/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
4/14 Thu'um Boombox
Agreement reached.
And with that, it was over. Pentel lies defeated on the ground, not moving a single muscle. You don't know what exactly happened, but the more you think about it the more it hurts. It was over so quickly. In fact, you really don't want to know. Every part of your body hurts now. This was just the tip of the iceberg that is this week. You need to go back home, get your papers, and eat something.
Because there is only one thing left for you to do. All these things that happened are caused by an illness. Yes, you are pretty sure something is terminally wrong with you, and you need to see a doctor. But this leaves you with one thing to do, and it will be the worst thing happening to you today. You have to ask Dedan for free days so you could see a doctor in the first place. If you thought you'd have died to Pentel earlier, now you know your end is drawing near.
Not taking notice of your unconscious overseer, you make your way back to your home for your presumably last meal.
> Elsen: ...
I defense buff myself and eat a sandwich if i got hurt.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I get SCORPION to perform a FATALITY on a FACTION OWNER.
I get the Twilisaber and slice some of the League of Mobs.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Assumed Twinbuilder Reaction (ATR): What's a Charlizard?
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 47/50
A.B.E.: 15/50
Polygonal Arcs: 4/7
Death's Cane: 3/5
Use B. TECH: SKY QUIVER LV. 5 on Deity's Faction Owner.
(Should've seen this coming.)
I poke Cwcatastrophe's eye. I then take out the Color Mayhemsucker, and marvel at its English power. I then pluck a tiny thing off of it, and enlarge it to reveal that it is in fact Caliborn's Exile Station, which I enter and casually start creating Defenestrate the Gobstopper, an incredibly irreverent "satire" of Destroy the Godmodder. Cwcatastrophe is immensely fascinated by the terrible fiction, and enters it. I then whip out several Homosuck-style Richards, who repeatedly bonk Cwcatastrophe with their hammers forged from Fseftr-drawn smut. Cwcatastrophe suddenly dies after shedding a great number of tears at having seen the terribly drawn smut, whereupon he suddenly exists Defenestrate the Gobstopper. I then toss the entire Exile Station at Cwcatastrophe. After he gets out from under the rubble, I toss the Husstet at him.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 26/50
Mythosesque 29/30
Quiver Conundrum 1/50
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10 5/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 11/11
11's Eyepatch 1/5
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 7/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-7, Gutza1-20, Tazz-16, crystal-26, pit-2, net-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Erelye!
The Phoenix (20/50) (Rise from the Ashes.)
The Panic Button (16/25) (Variable emergency response charge.)
Golden (4/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...)
(Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = Top-Class Bedroom (Level 8: 6/9)
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 9/9). Heck yes.
Because I forgot about this...Doesn't need to be installed immediately, though. The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = ??? (Level 1: 1/?) Yeah, an Energy shield, sort of. The HALI array is the base, courtesy of Net's permission: It's a hard-light generating array that will, in this case, cover the ship completely unless enough damage comes to destroy the projection, though as a HALI array can be maneuvered around (as Net proves), this could be put to use in other maneuvers (namely forming into emergency plating or a frontal ram rather than covering the whole ship) on-command from the Cockpit. The Antagonist and the Sham are both Legendary Borderlands 2 Energy shields: The Antagonist is a very powerful shield in terms of stats that has the added bonus of sending orbs of slag at any attacker, which makes their defenses much weaker and allows for bonus damage, making it one of the best shields in the game with one of the best counterattacks ever. The Sham is a much weaker shield that makes up for it by harmlessly absorbing ammo for the user a lot of the time. The right Sham can harmlessly absorb a bullet without taking shield damage 93% of the time, though the remaining 7% of bullets against a Sham are going to hit harder as the Sham is a weaker shield to even it out-in other words, it's like being able to harmlessly pick out bullets from midair most of the time but still getting really badly hurt it if happens. The result should be a above-average strength energy shield that will absorb loads of ammo for the Moorblade's ammunition capacity to keep on trucking while slinging Slag at whatever happens to hit, even if the ammo gets harmlessly absorbed. In other words, good luck dealing damage.
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
I take out the Slag-Shocker and aim it at Redstone 'Block' with my left arm. Meanwhile, I somehow take out another orb of hypercondensed water and aim it at the Redstone 'Block' with my right arm. Hammerspace doesn't even justify it this time, a random orb of water isn't too compatible with the system, but is anyone really going to care? Nah. In any case, the hyper-torrent of water (this time without any crazy water-dragon flourishing on my end) once again rushes forward at the Redstone Block before many reactions could be made by him, or really any reaction at all, pinning it to a wall. This time though, I then pump the Slag Shocker's deadly Slag/Lightning payload into the same hypercondensed water stream, causing an electrified stream of Slag Water to impact the stupid Block as opposed to, say, JUST water. Slag Water is infinitely worse compared to regular water, and with the elemental water and lightning impacting as well, the whole thing ought to be doing huge damage values statistically. The Water orb vanishes just as a small pool of slag-water has formed around Redstone Block, as opposed to the regular water that now covers the whole hub. Before Redstone Block gets a chance to retaliate, or think of it, the Slag-Water suddenly shifts, and an orb of Slag Water surrounds him, again shutting off its teleportation abilities.
"I see you think you actually have a chance! Maybe I ought to start changing your mind on the matter?"
And with that, the REST of the Slag Water rises up into an Octet...Of Slag-made snakes. An observing individual would again notice my right hand manipulating the events of the water. The Slag-Water Snakes glare at Redstone Block, trapped and helpless, before converging upon him quickly.
Redstone Block did not realize the idea that water could be made to be...Sharp. This water, however, penetrated through his body and caused internal damage, ripping through his 'cubical' frame like a hot knife through butter, like he was actually being attacked by eight giant snakes, to say nothing of how the Slag felt on his body. It felt like his body was going to MELT at any second and join this putrid concoction. And of course, the electricity. No-one wants to be in water while being electrocuted, let alone with such a good conductor as Slag in the mix, which was worse when it got into the holes made by the 'teeth' of the eight snakes. I just stand there, content to let him be drowned, slagged, shocked, bitten and destroyed by the many forces acting upon him, each one brutally supporting the other in some deranged death parade.
After a good 10 seconds, which is pretty long for such a thing, the eight snakes dissipate, leaving Redstone Block in his watery prison while I smirk. Redstone Block is suddenly freed-the Slag Water slips off of him, and only the anti-teleportation effects remain. However, once again interrupting him, I point directly behind him. Whether or not he turns is irrelevant-a much LARGER snake is behind him, crackling with electricity, all the Slag Water contained within, poised for action. It gets in front of Redstone Block, starting right at it, before most of its body turns into watery copies of the Slag Shocker. Anyone looking at me would note that I am no longer holding the weapon that the Slag-Water Snake now wields in copious amounts against the living 'block'.
If Redstone Block wasn't sick of Slag and Electricity, it now should have been, as tons of voltage and the utterly disgusting Slag now covered every inch of his body, and this was in the first second of three. The Slag that somehow missed hitting the Redstone Block just flowed right back into the Slag-Water Snake, making it turn more and more dark purple over time. Eventually, a brief second is taken just to admire how utterly wrecked Redstone Block is right now.
Then, the snake makes its move, rearing back, fangs ready, then rushing forwards.
The snake exploded in a violent Slag, water and Electric blast, and yet, every Slag-water particle that didn't impact Redstone Block flew right back into it, with nary a tiny bit of Eridium byproduct (the Slag) going to waste, and neither did the water. This was because, to Redstone Block's horror, the Slag-Water was flowing right into its mouth. Slag tastes HORRENDOUS, and is also probably very bad to ingest in general.
Redstone Block could now be confused for Purplestone Block. It was Slagged to the nines and even more soaked, and now inside and out. It's only him, as well. No-one else so much as took one particle of Slag Water. Or Slag. Maybe water but not enough to even remotely matter.
"Give up now?" I ask coldly.
I figure one attack per turn against him on my part to make him seriously reconsider his position in life. At this rate he's not gonna last very long at all...Plus, there are other enemies to worry about.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 4/9
Wilson Money: $2
Shield Generator: 26/30
Blaze of Glory: 44/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 4/10
Reaper's Decad: 10/11
Toxic Decad: 10/11
Anti-Turbocharger: 7/9
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
The Futurama Gang attacks the Thrusters of the SS Omega. If those have been destroyed, they instead attack the Mast. The Omnicronian Sacuers all attack the Skeletons. The Omnicronian Mothership uses its Microlasers on 5 zombies, killing them (each zombie takes 10,000/5 = 2,000 damage, which is their max HP). The Futurama Gate will summon 20 Omnicronian Saucers and 1 Omnicronian Mega Saucer.
==Excavate==
Lothyra uses The Heavy Light to blow Subtus's rocket thrusters off.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (8/11)
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (2/8)
Ink and Myths 28/30 (Amp'd)
Ethereal Wisp 10/25 (Amp'd)
Truth's Hats 9/50 (Tazz'd x3)
+1 to A mp; +1 to Tazz.
I stare at the owner of Destruction. Hah. This is going to be rather interesting, considering what the visions I received in the bleak realms of the mind have revealed to me. I see a great reckoning. The Disc's destruction is imminent, and the Eclipse shall occur, bringing with it the tides of doom and the apocalypse. And, guess what? Nothing anybody does will stop it. Not my actions, nor any of you reading this. I have seen past the bounds of infinity, and I know this with certainty. After all, you cannot defeat what you cannot comprehend. Anyhow, my stare appears to be far more insane and yet clandestine than it was beforehand. My knowledge extends far beyond what it was originally, and it will continue to do so, until the end times, and beyond, until my inevitable death. I slowly draw something from my inventory, wielding it in a discreet and rather cold fashion. Slowly, I reveal the Writhing Stick. I point the rod of living wood towards the owner of Destruction, my emotions masked by a combination of stoicism and the lack of physical expression. I appear as normal as ever. And yet, I am not, nor shall I be for quite some time, if ever. I mutter several words, likely the basis of a powerful incantation, before levying the might of pure arcane agony in the direction of the owner of Destruction. In any circumstances, regardless of whether the initial attack deals damage, it will amplify the effect of the emotional nodes I generated whilst within his mind, further damaging him. Blasts of twisted sorceries, vibrating with a combination of agony, elder horror, and some sort of curse far removed from any simplistic spell derived from normal ventures into the arcane. The curses move at nearly the speed of light, tearing through the body of the owner of Destruction within fractions of nanoseconds, burning holes directly through the unfortunate player's body. There is to be no mercy, nor a swift death, I am afraid. Elder curses slowly rip the body of the player to shreds, allowing it to wither away as it does so, annihilating his conscious thought horrifically easily, as if the player wished to die. Regardless, this spell will end in his death alone. Shadowy shapes move around the owner of Destruction, driving him insane over a period of minutes with their ability to seem as if they are always watching. It is almost as if they were alive, yet that cannot be true. Do I appear to be some sort of shadowmancer? Hah. Within moments, I have fired several dozens of curses into the owner of Destruction, leaving his body a crumbling ruin devoid of any semblance of life in any way whatsoever. I fire one last blast of occult magic at the owner of Destruction, watching him crumple to the ground, before I place the Writhing Stick back in my inventory. I can almost literally smell his insanity. There is no hope for his mind, without a doubt. Granted, we will all fall eventually. Hah.
11/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I deploy lawyers to sue the S.S. Omega for stealing the idea of destroying thrusters to cause something to crash from the UOSS.
Fleetmind Action: The Credomar Cannon fires at the tower again, and starts contributing to the siege and will destroy the tower if the godmodder does not spend his time stopping the attack.
SCP-2317 Action: I start sending subliminal suggestions to the faction leaders. This convinces them all into fighting each other because they are 3 seperate factions and if they were all allied they might as well be one big faction.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I trap Demise's owner in an ultracage and tase him with the blue electrode.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury
Wilson's Shop: $216
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 8/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 8/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 8/1
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 4/9
Wilson Money: $2
Shield Generator: 27/30
Blaze of Glory: 45/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 5/10
Reaper's Decad: 11/11 Complete!
Toxic Decad: 11/11 Complete!
Anti-Turbocharger: 8/9
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra examines the two new Decads.
Well I don't have to worry about the Curse of Repetitiveness for the rest of the day.
She then rolls the Reaper's Decad at Subtus. Then she alchemizes Civil Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad and Electrical Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use the picnic globestriker on the tower.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury
Wilson's Shop: $218
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 9/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 9/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 9/11
-HMAS Ship, a few days ago-
Red stirs in his bed, rolls over to the other side of it, and picks up his tablet, before holding it up and allowing it to do a retinal scan. A neutral voice begins broadcasting from it, the voice of FseftrAI.
Good morning, Operator, my apologies for waking you.
Mmh... what is it?
I would like to request your assistance in creating two items.
Can't you do it yourself?
Negative, reverse engineering the plans requires technology not available to HMASBC.
Magical creation methods possible, but AI-Magic interfaces not yet developed sufficiently.
I estimate you can create items with minimal to moderate effort and time, most efficient option by 27%.
Fine. Download the schematics and any other information you have... and don't bother me for another hour.
Commands acknowledged and being carried out. Alarm set for 8:00 AM Local Time.