SCP-2317 Action: I ready myself for an inevitable attack from the godmodder. If the godmodder attacks me, I backlash the attack and force the godmodder to enter the field personally or his attack has no effect. Then, when he shows up, I summon a very long anomaly chain to grab him and drag him into my hands. If he does not enter the field, I use a portal gun to create a portal under him with the other end on the ceiling above me to drop him into my hands. Once I get a hold of him, I drain his godmodding powers away, then slam him into an anomaly spike on the ground, impaling him. I then follow up with {REDACTED}, {REDACTED}, and {REDACTED} (yes, all of them involve anomaly chains being used as tentacles), nearly choke him to death, then throw him upwards and slash him so many times that he turns into a fine mist of red particles. Plot armor has no effect because A: I turn into a Hero Killer that is unaffected by Plot Armor, B: The Narrative is too busy trying to stop engie from derailing the plot, C: The Narrative does not protect against suicide, and whoever is playing the godmodder will probably commit suicide after the brutal series of attacks, and D: He is on borrowed time after the Narrative somehow blocked an unblockable attack in the form of the Weath Ray with absolutely no explanation. Sorry godmoddeer, but I am Hijacking the Narrative.
A TWINJA, or TWINJA (not TWINJA) occurs when one's post is started before Twin ends the turn, but is posted after he does so. It is NOT triggered by nullposts, storyposts without attached game bits, or anything else Twin might put up that doesn't eventually have the EoTB in.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Starry Mage: Apparently. i am so Sick and tired of all of them fighting with the Fox and the Shadow... so i am so Angry because you are making me kill you AGAIN! If you make me EVEN Angrier I WILL BE SUMMONED AS A 50 POST ENTITY!!!! SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND STOP BEING [REDACTED] AND GET OVER WITH IT!!!
/NULL
*power crackles ominouzilly...*
Oh shut it, you. Or would you rather have your mind torn to bits? I could do that. Meanwhile, I'd like to point out that you as of yet have killed exactly zero things. And if you're summoned as an entity of any post count, you're probably going to get instanuked by all of us tag-teaming you. So, no, YOU shut up, and if you want out of the Wilson/Engie/Dark Engie thing going on, then you can darn well stop bothering us with how you hate it and go away. Got it?
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Fool. Your christmas has little meaning to me outside of December.
Your entities, also, can do nothing to me now.
I bisect the tree in a single strike of the Bustamune. Trying to hide behind overpowered entities isn't going to work - when it comes to fighting me, I know all about it.
"Don't give a carp. It had the requisite HP to actually hit."
"Oh, and actually, one CAN, if you check your own rules against the Tree's stats...Heh."
All the Status Grenades, and an assortment of regular explosives, esoteric explosives, and other weapons go off the instant the Tree is struck, blasting Gray Engie (As opposed to Red Engie/Dark Engie) with extreme force, assorted alchemy effects, large amounts of bullets, random time effects, fractive blasts, and lots and lots of zilly. Lots, and lots, and LOTS, of zilly. (Note: This was an automated response. Not an actual action.)
"Who said I was hiding? It's simply an expedient way to get hits in that actually work."
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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/me sighs
"Don't feed the quite-possibly-a-troll, and maybe he'll go away. In the meantime, let's simply ignore the little temper tantrum up there, and maybe it'll subside. If it doesn't... At least I have an exit."
A strange power gathers around Crystal, seeming to warp space by its very presence. The fabric of the world itself feels weaker for a second, although it clearly isn't any form of hostile magic.
"I can always jump back in and swipe a copy of an Alchemiter before the universe goes kaput, after all."
After that blatant display...I'd rather not have a UE on our hands trying to kill all of us. Or two, if you count Red Text Engie and Gray Text Engie differently. So I'm taking preventative measures.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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"Bah, it's hopefully just a tantrum, I'm keeping out of the fighting if I can. ...I'll see if I can talk em' out of it."
"HEY, ENGIES! CALM YOUR ASSES THE HELL DOWN! WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS STUPID CRAP!"
I exercise my annoyance as to the matter in a vicious attack on Subtus, hitting him with a heavy concussion warhead from the Dynamic Deathbringer's mininuke launcher that throws him all the way to the bottom of the shaft with such force he bounces off the ground there and flies straight back up to the Elevator so hard he shakes the whole thing and damages himself even more.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Pricey, because I look forward to seeing what idiotic thing he does with it!
I guess I lied about Anachronstuff happening in this post!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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and there at once.
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same as this one
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Don't have one
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Don't want one
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/nicenull
Hey, leave Pricy alone. If he wants to threaten to summon a 50 post entity, then let him. Its not going to be game changing or anything unless its a REALLY awesome summon/has a ton of support, but still, let him.
Also on Sonic.EXE Demonic myself and Starry Mage once he died, H͎̰͚̣̩̱ͅę̥ ̧͈͚̱̙̦ͬ̓ͭͅi͉̻͇ͤ͡s̴̤̘̅̊͋̿̾ ̲̲͓͛͛̈́C͓ͫ̍̒ͪ̔̓͟o͕̯m͖̫̱̘͍̪̽̈͆̍ͥ̃ͅi̳ͩͤ̓ͭnͭ͋ͫ͜g͈͈̤͎ͯͬ̊͋̇͠ ̴̜͚̘͇͍̞ͬ̓f̙͖̼̊͛̍͞ͅö̦̲̪̲̳̞̠́̽͗ͩͯ̕r̖̻̣̓͛͌̅̽̂̚ ͚̟̝̈ͅy͔̯ͫ͂̄͑̓ͯ̓o͖̝̱ͭ͘ȕ͍̲̲͑͋͗̓.͚̹̝ͭ͡.̜̪͔̭͖̩̌.̤͍̠̙̙ͧ͑̆̋ͤ̽ͮ
Like anyone's scared of Sonic.exe after the sequel came out. So how do you go from haunted videogame to cult trying to use disk with portal to all-powerful thing that may or may not be satin to kill people using sonic characters? AND HOW IS TAILS SUDDENLY A REAL PERSON THAT GOT TRAPPED AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WORDS ANYMORE HELP!
I create an anti- PG, homestuck turret and request for people to buff it. if it gets mind controlled it will explode. the turret shoots anything on the PG side if it has anything to do with homestuck. people on the AG side get to go as grimdark or trickster as they want whenever or however they please. So buff that turret people of the interwebs.
I then set up a
crystal healy-dodad for AG players. and a stone attacky-murder thingymugijjer for attacking the PG players. Corrupted rainbow sixer: 4/7
I create an anti- PG, homestuck turret and request for people to buff it. if it gets mind controlled it will explode. the turret shoots anything on the PG side if it has anything to do with homestuck. people on the AG side get to go as grimdark or trickster as they want whenever or however they please. So buff that turret people of the interwebs.
I then set up a
crystal healy-dodad for AG players. and a stone attacky-murder thingymugijjer for attacking the PG players. Corrupted rainbow sixer: 4/7
Wow. I leave the thread for what, two days, and I come back to see this. There are 70 posts this turn, counting some nullposts I felt needed to be responded to. Engie, I'm putting a stop to this right now. Cut it out.
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 4/10
+2 to Tazz.
44/50
44/50
44/50
I fire a burst of bullets from a Turret at Superius, followed by healing myself with Luminescence Lv. 2- Anthemum.
50/50 Expended! (Note to Twin: Sorry for saving this charge so long, but I couldn’t find an attack use for it and I eventually decided just to use it for augmentation.)
I pull out the Mage’s Intelligencedevice, otherwise known as Crystallum after the AI residing in its shell. I quickly download her AI into a separate core before I begin crafting. Don’t want her mind to be obliterated by the energies I’m throwing around, after all. I pull out several sets of weapons and magical devices- a simple staff, a simple sword, a set of black gloves, and sixteen small octahedral-cut crystals. Simultaneously, I make a copy of the Thaumonomitron through the power of charges- wouldn’t want my only magical supercomputer to be obliterated in this process. Although, likely, I’ll gain a device more than ten times more powerful and many times more facile with magic. I also retrieve a set of Borg nanoprobes, well mindwiped and cleaned of any Collective influence. I retrieve as well a stack of Ultimate Chips from Orion’s Arm, a kilogram or five of plasma-processor also from Orion’s Arm, a door to a relatively small pocket dimension (No more than a mile? in diameter) where the components of the final product will be stored, and sundry other magical components and devices. I begin building an Infusion Altar, then realize that all the components I’m infusing wouldn’t fit. I shrug, and float up into the air, deciding to reveal some of my power. Space warps around me, and soon the items are floating around me instead of on pedestals at an Infusion Altar. I effortlessly crush the items into their base magical components, simulating an Infusion Altar, and merge them, one by one, with the Mage’s Intelligencedevice floating at the center. The infusion target flashes, and what is left behind is a set of sixteen vertically-elongated octahedral purple gems, floating in the air along with a blackened metal sword and staff set, each sporting another octahedral purple gem of the same design. The centerpiece is a pair of black gloves, each with a hemispherical purple crystal on the backs of the hands and thickly covered with esoteric runes. The whole set appears to have a great untapped potential, with only a fraction of its potential power accessible currently. Likely I'll have to pour more charges into it to really gain it power. Of course, I wouldn’t expect anything less. I download Crystallum into this new housing, and immediately get an excited and grateful reaction from her. I test the Borglike abilities of the gloves, and a set of magical assimilation tubule-lookalikes extend from my hand. Looks like I can assimilate both technology and magic and recreate it later for personal use. Wonderful. I test out the various modes of the Device, a staff, sword, four crystals, and more flickering in and out of my hand. I quickly copy all my libraries-full of accumulated magical knowledge into Crystallum’s new expanded memory banks, followed by placing the strongest seals I know onto it. This should serve until I can properly soulbond it/her to me. They’re certainly sufficient to stop anything short of a proper semidivine/divine being from gaining access. I do not want some of what I know getting out there.
25/25 Expended! (Same as the last.)
I grab the soul knife. More knowledge that I am not supposed to know reveals itself in my mind. “My writer must be worried. I now know everything that happened on the memos concerning the mimes. I really need this augmented.” I once again float up in the air, pulling out the Diamond-Tipped Wand and a set of more mime soul fragments, along with a mimeplasm. The soul knife suddenly duplicates itself from the soul fragments, leaving a few spare. I place the new soul knife back into my inventory, and pull out full Warded Jars of Telum, Praecantatio, Spiritus, and Mortuus essentia. Then I reconsider, and pull out an extra two jars each of Telum and Praecantatio, and one extra jar each of Spiritus and Mortuus. I once again magically simulate an Infusion Altar. Every last drop of essentia flows into the soul knife, followed by the essence of the Diamond-Tipped Wand and five mime soul fragments, along with the mimeplasm. The combined powers of the essentia, soul fragments, mimeplasm, and knife combines to produce a weapon specifically tuned to killing mimes in expedient ways and with the maximum amount of prejudice, at the cost of being essentially an ordinary weapon - albeit one powered by mime souls, the essence of silence, and a 25-post charge - against anything else. The wand provides the form. I pick up the Soul Wand and swish it around, unleashing a silent beam of sharpened fog into a nearby wall. It punches straight through. Hmm. Wonderful.
You place down the Crystalantholocore again, and it opens up to reveal the same pulsating ball, which upgrades itself and turns into a medium-sized crystal ornament that radiates with large amounts of light! Said light forms a ball around you and replenishes your strength greatly, healing you for +8 HP!
> omglolsguy22: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 POGO PARTY - WHERE EAGLES DARE
You take all of your pogos and harness their plentiful bouncing powers to create a Pogo Rocket Launcher, a cross between the Soldier's Rocket Launcher and a pogo! You hop on and take to the skies, its powerful rocket-propelled propulsion causing to you to jump all the way up the shaft and slam back down through the holes in the elevator, landing right on Subtus! He takes 15,000 damage, but you take 6 damage in retaliation!
You just overrode my plot, when I specifically said that it was possible for semizilly to happen on top of semigrimdark before it actually did happen, and, you know, proceeded to act on that. Perhaps PM me first before zapping an entire plot. Seriously...
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Well, actually, i have an Idea. See my following post.
How was I supposed to know I overrode your entire plot...?
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 5/10
I also examine the Mageshades, because hey, I never got a description of them! I checked and everything.
+2 to Tazz.
45/50
45/50
45/50
I heal myself once again with Luminescence Lv.2- Anthemum, followed by unleashing Tipping Scales Lv.2- Jury Duty on Superius.
I also vote for all the players' special attacks. They're running out of respawns, people!
THE MAGESHADES: A set of glasses forged from magibots that have built-in computers inside of them. The glasses can project whatever the computer is viewing in the form of a display thanks to a built-in HUD.
You can't use two Special Attacks in one post, so you just use the second one.
You raise up Zeus' Prosecution and slam on the down, a large amount of stellar electricity crackling across the floor! Ghostly images of a jury appear before you and Superius, and the jury deliberates, deciding that Superius Is Not meant to exist! The jury points at Superius, and you point the cane at him as well, a large star forming from Judgement and slamming into Superius, creating an explosion that deals 10,000 damage! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
Occultic Automater && Hammer Chest && Reinforced Tank && Essentia Reservoir = One-Stop Shop (11/11!)
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (2/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (2/11)
Ink and Myths 20/30 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine One-Stop Shop. Afterwards, I begin a new charge, Ethereal Wisp 1/25, which is automatically boosted to 2/25, thanks to Crystal's other +1 that I could not utilize earlier.
I wait for tomorrow, healing myself with the Golden Sunsticks as I do so.
On second thought, no. I am still capable of doing something useful, within my rather limited skillset. This is one of the times I might be able to attempt to utilize deadly levels of arcane silence with some certainty. As such, I stare in the direction of SCP-2317. I extend one of my hands forward, pulling only the music disc 44 out of my inventory. I do hope I am capable of doing this correctly, seeing as I have a high chance to miss with the one blast I will be able to get off. Well, I could probably pull several off in the time allotted so graciously to my attack, but I am not up to having to face this particular SCP. It would prove only to be detrimental to my health, and likely that of others, indirectly. While my life force is not directly bound to that of any other living being in this tower, I would prefer it if I managed to strike my target upon SCO-2317 with my initial strike, instead of wasting valuable time casting spells to reactivate my weapon at hand. As such, I stare at the surface of 44, before averting my eyes to SCP-2317 once more. Silence predominates. In fact, it is almost as if silence were acting against SCP-2317. Hah. Vibrations and disturbances in the light waves being projected towards 44 become evident, as if some esoteric force were utilizing the power inherent of the disc to fuel some form of assault. The esoteric force is almost certainly me, or my manipulations of the sound around the disc. Gray light begins to form around the disc, wavering and twisting with the energy of some sort of void eternal. The sound of silence, if you will. The gray light continues to congregate around the disc, sucking in the mundane light around it, and completely annihilating it. The sound of silence continues to dominate in the general area, indicating that there is indeed some source to it in my vicinity. The disc, of course. The demonic disc 44. I point the hand holding the music disc in the direction of SCP-2317, directly at the stump of its third head. Nothing occurs for several moments. Then, something occurs, beyond both my comprehension and my ability to explain. The mere fact made my ears bleed hours before, so I would not expect an adequate solution. Shaped silence. The gray light fades from the disc. I watch, waiting. Suddenly, SCP-2317 suffers a somewhat large wound to its third head stump. Sharpened silence digs into SCP-2317, rending into its very existence in a mildly discreet manner, bereft of any way to acknowledge it. I put 44 away swiftly, seeing as the thing is unsavory.
In regards to the name of It Is Unseen, Annuit coeptis, novus ordo seclorum. Also, Yroo! Xrksvi! Girsmtov!
ONE-STOP SHOP: A shimmering metal platform that has many uses: it can enchant items, transmute objects into other equivalent objects, infuse objects, store a near-limitless supply of objects in hammerspace, and serves as a large essentia reservoir.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (1/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (1/11?)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C carbine && Aspect Combiner (basically the aspect combining part of the research table) = Something that can fire all the Thaumcraft aspects as energy (1/11?)
Ubercharge: 4/9
Action
I bind the Seven of Diamonds in the Enchanted Deck to dealing a total of 20,000 damage to PGs on the field, distributed as Talist sees fit.
I then pull out SCP-216-DTG. I set the dials to 3141592, then fire. A bolt that appears to be made of tiny Greek lowercase pi characters, each with a bounding box of 1.5cm on each side, flies straight into the Controller. I then pull out the Grammar Nazi. Although I used the essence of the wrong SCP, it did provide a useful side effect. A Russian boy who may or may not be faking autism is not as powerful as a community of sentient human body parts residing within the Amazon rainforest that have been shown to at least have several predator-prey relationships. I feed in Dave Stdider Pokemon Traner and fire on the Controller. A ball of SCP-857-1g flies out of the explosion, spreading out and beginning to feed on the Controller. I then switch to the Gateekeper's Sword and combine Compound's Creator and Element's Maker. As previously stated, SCP-1336's unusual symbols match up perfectly with the symbols of elements on SCP-2046. This allows me to fire a ball of pure polonium SCP-2046-144ide, which is more toxic than polonium-210 and botox combined and more corrosive than aqueous ununoctium ions missing all their electrons, at the Controller.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (Level 8: 1/9)
The Snipealarmer && The Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (Level 10: 1/11)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = (Level : 1/ )
Battlefield: I grab as many computer parts as I can, prioritizing computer chips and similar things.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $204
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 2/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 2/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 2/11
When you try to reach and grab some, they all vanish into puffs of smoke!
==Sometime Between The Expulsion of Both Zilly and Grimdark and my Succeeding Action Last Turn==
FREEDOM!!!!! CANDY!!!!!
Heh.
Oh come on. WHY ME.
Because Rule Zero. Or so I su11ose.
Either way, I think it is in our best interests to take out these two and subsume them once again.
==CLIMACTIC BATTLE OMITTED DUE TO OOC LAZINESS AND HAVING NO CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IF ONE HAS TO FIGHT PORTIONS OF ONE'S PERSONALITY EMBODIED WITH TWO TYPES OF POWERFUL ENERGIES THAT ARE POLAR OPPOSITES WHILST ALLIED WITH ONE'S SPLIT WHO IS ALSO A BROKEN DISC OF MOJANG==
I'm going to give some commands right now even though the EOTB isn't finished just encase I can't later.
I use the Staff of Ysera to open a small, temporary portal to the Emerald Dream under the portal. Out of it flies an inferno of green flames torching subtus.
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
Yes! We did it! I knew we could! Better help out a little in prep work...
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on ManiacMaster. In total, it is 120% more effective than normal. (+100% base, optimism gives +10% effectiveness to Alchemical shot and +10% healing given)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it.
HAMMERSTORAGE ROOM: A large storage room that is lined with rows and columns of chests. Each chest serves as a miniature portal to Hammerspace, and anything put in a chest can be retrieved at any time. Anything can be put in a chest as well, regardless of size.
-1 / 25- Operation GET OUT OF FLUMPTY LAND -> BEGIN OH GOD
-28 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
...I respawn if dead.
Otherwise, I apply THE OTHER SIDE to myself.
=LIMBO=
First, I BOARD UP THAT HOLE IN THE WALL, SET UP LEVEL THREE SENTRY GUNS IN THE HALLWAYS, AND CHECK THE CAMS. AND GIVE FRESHLY-MADE TOILET PAPER TO THAT DUDE IN THE STALLS. TONS OF IT. VIA DRONE.
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL EVERYTHING IN THIS BUILDING IF POSSIBLE.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Use Courage!
>Isaac: ...use the Deck of Cards? It doesn't need a target, anyway. If it does, it targets Superius. (Guardian.Angel: Target Superius!)
+4 HP!
You move back to the office and try to board up the wall, but the office door is shut! You then turn around and try to place Level 3 Sentry Guns down, but see that Birthday Boy Blam is right next to you and is looking at you quizzically.
This turn of events, while not unexpected, is wo11ying...
AUGH WHAT THE NETHER IS WRONG IN NY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
==The Tower==
My avatar spazzes as not one but four Splits fight for control. Bolts of grimdark, zilly, shatter, and mixes of any of the above go flying about, impacting the Controller.
Also, Insanity's Eyepatch is duped, and worn in such a way that I can blast insanity lasers from my hands instead of my eyes because eyepatches on fully functional eyes are stupid.
Insanity lasers fly out and blast PG or H entities.
Eleven's Eyepatch 1/5
*spazzing continues*
*more random energy blasts ceaselessly impacting the Controller until one person regains dominance long enough to say,*
All right, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
==STRIFE!==
==Mindscape==
Need I remind you that you are in MY head?
A phase shift occurs. Grimdark is dumped in the Zilly. Zilly is immersed in pure liquid sorrow. 11...Well, him, I'll deal with later. But I make sure there's enough of his manifestation to attack with should I need to.
I manifest horrortentacles for a Level 999 Coddletech, Brambly Barrage, against Zilly.
It's super effective!
I appear in the Zilly portion of my brain, wearing CANDY ARMOR, and PILOTING a CANDY MECHA.
"Eat sugar! Then go see a dentist!"
5,000 damage to a Robot Arm! To have a copy of Insanity's Eyepatch, Kage_Yami would need to duplicate it and give it to you!
101 (21/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased. +1 from Talist I missed, again. +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal.)
The Phoenix (5/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +1 from Generic, another +1 from Talist that I did NOT miss this time, +2 from Crystal.) (Yes, this is for the Moorblade Assembly. I THINK it could be alchemized normally, but I would think that this needs a special kind of christening and there's some other stuff that I want to do here. This will be put briefly on-hold in case this finishes before the final rooms finish.)
The Panic Button (5/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Generic, +1 from Talist, +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal.)
The last room...Uh. I honestly have no idea how to go about this, so I'm just gonna go for a simple one here and not go crazy with it. (Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot. The Bedrooms are kind of the crew quarters, a small-ish room comparable to a small College Dorm with one bed, exception going to the captain's room which is larger. Each room contains a small mini-fridge, a personal storage, a place to put clothes, it's basically a cozy little place, but most life activities will take place outside at the . The Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot is specifically for connecting to the internet (or any local equivalent) in the void working without complications. How the heck it works is beyond my ability to understand. This is more of a whole-shipwide thing, but I couldn't think of an actual upgrade here so I went with something that could fit for a private room and help the whole ship. Might get a better idea later, but right now I think I'm running out of time.
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 10/11).
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 4/9).
@Piono: I'll talk to you about the ISM over Pesterchum. It's more complicated than you realize (and not in a sense that should be obvious), and it needs to be discussed...Privately. It needs to. However to quickly resolve the issue: It will be a variable size that can check Project Nexus as a whole, or at least, any fight between them will not end in a curbstomp, nor will the OP scale go overboard on nerfing one side moreso than the other (whether or not they'd be nerfed at all is a different story). It also contains no member or weapon that outdoes the OP King, because however much I dislike the character (in practice and in theory), it is at least a good measure of how strong a character should be to even interact in an overt manner at all. This is a DTG3 thing, really it is: We have plenty of time to talk this through in earnest.
Not knowing what this room is about, I sneak over and allow the Hypnotoad to experience a Level 10: Ceasefire. it's not too noisy being just fistwork, or shouldn't' be by my knowledge. If not, eh, Runic Shielding.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (2/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (2/11?)
I pull out the Loominarty 420 and prove the Controller is Illuminati:
1) Controller. 2) Control. 3) Control-Shift-Escape. 4) Ctrl-Shift-Esc opens the Task Manager. 5) "Task Manager" has 12 characters. 6) 12 has two digits. 7) 12 + 2 = 14. 8) Fourteen rhymes with mean deviation from the mean. 9) Mean deviation from the mean is a statistics concept. 10) Statistics. 11) Statistics has 10 letters. 12) 14 - 10 = 4. 13) Four sounds like for. 14) For. For loop. 15) For loops involve repetition. 16) The movie Groundhog Day involves repetition.
17) Groundhog Day rhymes with alphanumeric display. 18) An alphanumeric display displays letters and numbers. 19) What else displays numbers? That's right! A Nixie tube. 19) Nixie tube has 9 letters. 20) What else has 9 letters? The word defective. 21) The Controller must be defective, as it failed to prevent us from shutting the turret production down. Coincidence? I think not! 22) Defective rhymes with detective. 23) "DETECTIVE" is at the end of Burston's Sorrow. 24) Burston's Sorrow has 14 letters, of which 8 are in one word. 25) 14 take away 8 is 6. 26) There are 6 primal aspects in Thaumcraft 4. 27) 4. 4 rhymes with American Civil War. 28) The American Civil War lasted around 1487 days. 29) 1+4+8+7 = 20. 30) 20 minus 10, the number of letters in "statistics", is 10. 31) 1 + 0 = 1. 32) The Illuminati has one eye. 33) The Controller is Illuminati confirmed.
I take that proof and send that at the Controller.
I take out the Combatdice of Zillywen and roll them at Cwcatastrophe. I then shoot it with the Thorn Bow, hoping to poison it. After that I alchemise the Captchocterationslamvil instantly and bash Cwcatastrophe over the head with it, timefreezing him.
Alright, just me and him. Time to see if I can kill this thing. Spoilers: I'll probably just keep wearing it down, and will probably keep fighting it even after I die. I take out the Pumpkinsucker, and smash it into the monstrosity's face.
I notice that Fear Itself it finished, and briefly open up the Perfectly Safe Capsule to toss the thrusters to Tazz.
Wilson: $24
+2 Moorblade charge if it's a thing.
True Monado 15/50
Mythosesque 16/30
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 11/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 6/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 2/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-6, Gutza1-14, Tazz-13, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
5-2-7-8-4-4-4-8
Some gumballs are flung at the Cwctastrophe and swell to large sizes, trapping him in a prison of sweets! He takes 9,000 damage!
The Thorn Bow deals 9,000 damage and poisons the Cwctastrophe!
CAPTCHOCTERATIONSLAMVIL: A monstrosity of a hammer that doesn't even deserve to exist. You know what, let's make it not exist right now, because seriously, this thing is a freak of nature. Just go to a volcano that's lying around and chuck this thing into the very heart of it. Oh wait that's right, this thing is forged from Fear No Anvil and is fireproof. IT'S THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING NOOOOOOO
FEAR ITSELF: A set of six god-like thrusters forged from mixtures of bronze and garnet. An intense flaming aura surrounds them, and they appear to be powered on pure chronological energy. They possess some degree of mastery over time, allowing their ship to travel through time at will.
The Cwctastrophe becomes timefrozen for a short period of time, just enough for you to hit him with the Pumpkinsucker! However, the Pumpkinsucker becomes corrupted by the Cwctastrophe's power! He then notices the Perfectly Safe Capsule is open and turns into a bolt of energy, quickly leaving and reassuming his form outside of the Capsule!
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 6/10
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
I preview Crystalantholocore && Essence of Nourishment and Diamond-Tipped Wand && Thaumic Crystal && Azure Essence. I also preview Thaumic Storage Unit && Azure Essence, Magical Focus && Azure Essence, and Runic Circle && Azure Essence.
+2 to Tazz.
47/50
47/50 (+1 from Erelye, +2 from Gutza, all equally distributed.)
47/50
I target Superius with a Turret once again and fire a series of rounds.
OBSCURED WAND: A wand that looks sort of like a hole in space; you have to concentrate to see its true shape. It has command over irrigo and void. Its irrigo powers can disorient enemies, making them susceptible to further attack, and its void powers can obscure the locations of others while also calling on the power of the Void itself.
-29 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I throw Red Heart after Red Heart towards Isaac in an attempt to heal him! I then vote for the obliteration / mass HP-leveling of the Engietech Troops.
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on the Controller
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $206
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 3/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 3/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 3/11
I finalize a deal made with generic behind the scenes, trading $11 credit for some Indigo Flames. Sorry, Erelye, but his deal is better.
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (3/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (3/11)
Ink and Myths 21/30
Ethereal Wisp 3/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I begin a new charge. Truth's Hats 1/50. Hah.
I draw the Crimson Twig. Now would be the best possible moment to forcibly remove the Commander from its prestigious position. Metaphorically speaking, of course. The position upon which the Controller resides is not of any positive value to society, or any society, at that. It is an behemoth of metal and code that should be annihilated on the spot, if any of us had the capacity. As such, I raise the staff into the air, muttering something under my breath, either an incantation, or a rather foul curse word, depending on who you ask, though I can assure you it was the former. There is not much of a need to curse in this situation, yet, at the very least. The crimson gem glints with esoteric light, far derived from the mundane. Destruction energies course throughout the staff, pulsating wildly with pure oblivion, entropy, and arcane forces. Elder magic flows through the gem topper, encapsulated in the crystal for several moments before exiting on the other end. Perditio vis circles around the staff, tearing away at the fabric of reality, installing pure, unadulterated horror in the robotic mind of the Commander. Irrational horror, seeing as this should not prove to instill horror in any way whatsoever, perhaps. Incidentally, this is unusual, seeing as robots don't have feelings. Despite this, the Commander experiences fear, possibly for the first time. It is almost as if the curse being cast is specifically designed to draw from the fear of others. Oblivion energies swirl around the Tools of the Commander, obscuring it completely and utterly. Eldritch energies spark off of the Tools, before tentacular shadows obfuscate the Commander in its entirety. Within the sphere of pure oblivion, the Tools experience pure chaos. Oblivion sorcery tears into the Tools, slowly annihilating them with enough energy to disintegrate a small star. The roaring of the wind, despite the fact that there is none in the general vicinity, can be heard above all. Eldritch powers seem to slow time, seeking counsel with each other to determine the fate of the Tools I have granted to them. Within the sphere of oblivion, eldritch tentacles pour from thin air, swarming towards the Tools with deadly precision. They wrap around the Tools, unaffected by the oblivion magics. It would be a reasonable assumption to say that the Void's vacuum is heavy with oblivion magics. Suddenly, the sphere of oblivion disappears. Everything seems to be normal. Save for the fact that the Tools are missing. Hah. I lower the Crimson Twig.
Mime Hell, approx. 14:01
This is not ideal. Well, it is not as if I have much of a choice. Annihilation and/or a fate worse than death, or the one possibility of escape I have.
Your freedom is upon you. I'd prefer it if it didn't involve my death, seeing as that would both disable the portal, and take away your other chance for escape.
I gesture into a random direction. Abruptly, a swirling violet portal appears, showing the tower. However, it is completely and utterly inert, and cannot transport any beings. The other portal which I used to make my entry suddenly disappears.
Tool destroyed! 5,000 damage to another!
The mimes continue their backwards approach to you, still at the same slow speed. When you show the image of the Tower, however, all the mimes stop what they are doing, their heads all twisting to look, regardless of their bodies' position. This means that some of the mimes do a full 180° turn to look, their necks cracking sickeningly. This also gives you a clear view of their faces, which are as nightmarish as could be. There appear to be only cavities where their eyes should be, the skin around them sunken and full of crevices. There is only a thin horizontal slit where their mouths should be. Despite not having apparent eyes, you feel like they're staring right through you, examining you.
When the portal disappears, every single mime turns to look at you, and you feel the presence of millions of entities watching you at once slam down onto you like a freight train. You fall and crumple to the ground, perfectly conscious but somehow unable to move. Another copy of the portal somehow appears, forged from white light. All the mimes stare at it.
Post I
Fury attack 3/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 2/15
Critical Strike 2/20
Not sure what's happening,
I run into engie, and dark engie. I feel as if I must protect dark engie
I sprint towards engie. The gem glows as I start picking up speed, and I suddenly teleport in front of engie, and stab him.
You can't interact with the duel between Engie and Dark Engie!
101 (23/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased. +1 from Crystal.)
The Phoenix (8/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +1 from Crystal, +1 from Cobalt.)
The Panic Button (7/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Cobalt.)
FYI, because Generic died but I counted his assist while he was dead already, I'm 'ignoring' his assists here. Just in case you were confused.
(Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = ??? (Level ?: 2/?) missed putting this here the first time. Le derp1
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 11/11) I would hate to be the man hit by this monster of a gun.
As promised, I duplicate a Gatekeepers Scythe and hand it to Wilson in exchange for the Hammerstorage room.
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 5/9).
I vote for Fry's and the PPC's special attacks as they're getting low on respawns.
I'm almost positive that CogWynd's Wind level is wrong starting from two turns ago. Mentlegen should have wound up by 25% (from the turn before last) and Extra plating by 15% (10% because I wound him down for it, from the last turn). He should either be in Standard Operations with 50% Wind at this point or I am being a massive idiot. Either way, he will use Extra Plating again (winding him up by 15%), because he's gonna be Stayin' Alive if I can say anything about it. I wait for the Ultimate Wily Capsule to be a thing before I threaten him with more violence. Finally, I don Oblivion's Topper and hit the mind of the SCP-2713 like a nuclear bomb, quickly making SCP-2713 as compliant as possible with whatever ideas Crusher48 has this turn. This is to say, I am improving Crusher48's Control this turn, hopefully by a large margin. I dunno how much, it's a Spoil meant for Mind Control. It should be a big amount, if not instant 100% Control. This one'll probably come down to GM decision.
Guys, Crusher48 might be able to really help us if we manage to make him have high control when Doomsday hits. A high-power uber attack will help SO MUCH. Granted it's probably not going to Destroy the Godmodder, Godmodder's are immune to one-shots, but I think some field-wide death is an awesome thing to have, and afterwards we can just kill him then. But for now, let's see about the risk of keeping him alive, OK?
I produce the Eternal Caledfwlch and give it a whirl against the Hypnotoad. I quickly go for the eyes, it's juicy tender eyes that make for a delicacy. Mmmm...But seriously, I stab Caledfwlch right in his eyes, both of them, one each, destroying his perfect vision to the best of my ability. Hopefully it's SUPER EFFECTIVE. I then proceed to land a Caledcrash on it for good measure. I'd hit the Controller, but the Hypnotoad is more worrisome in the long-term.
Being that Engie is currently not in the room, barring anything to suggest to the contrary (IE, his intervention), I immediately channel my charisma and convince the Engietech units that, unless they'd like to be the mind-controlled puppets of a crazy Tyrant, that they ought to get way out of there. Hopefully they comply-but eh, it's just insurance in case Engie himself can't/doesn't do anything regarding them. Engie, I'll leave how to handle this to you in all honesty, but I'm giving a default in case you miss your post this turn, OK? pls don't kill me.
PHANASTACORIA'S FRENZY: An absolutely enormous laser gun meant to be attached to the hull of a spaceship. It is powered by a shard of the Lost Orb of Phanastacoria, the full form of which can power the entire Death Star. It is in essence a truly massive Wave Motion Gun, able to fire a pure wall of destruction that can cut through other ships like a knife cuts through hot butter.
+1 Vote for Fry and the PPC!
Alright, I'll fix that.
Oblivion's Topper raises Crusher's control by +35%!
(Godmodder's Tower) EVERYONE NOW!!! I commanded all my entities to Attack the Controller then i used Teleport Spam and i fired the massive beam attacks at the Controller as well.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Erelye; 1 to Crystal
Starry Mage's Action: I have seen all our Mega Pokemon are Defeated Fainted and KO'ed, i clone myself and i fired the Star Beam at the Controller.
Time freezes. No matter who you are, what you are doing, or what you can do, time freezes. Except for the Godmodder. How confusing.
One of my drones, this one exceeding 20 feet tall, walks in, swinging around something that looks like someone took a Buster Sword,combined it with the Masamune, and decided the fusion needed to be exponentially bigger.
"The thing about those troops is, they weren't an insta-summon. They were brought in gradually, over the course of multiple terms. A real insta-summon would have been to just dump all of them down at once. Can you imagine that? I've actually lost track of how many there were, but if the Vord hadn't been on hand to cull the numbers, I'd estimate almost 4 million health collectively."
I let that sink in for a moment.
"Heh."
Ramming the sword into the current floor all the way down to the hilt, I use it as a convenient leaning post.
"If they'd been insta-summoned, all at once, like an invasion force from the skies, maybe you'd have a point. But hey, don't blame me for having 2 million health stick around so long. You, and everyone else, have had plenty of time to try your luck against them. Also, I mentioned allegiance change forcing as one of the things that will cause retaliatory damage. You have 2 health. Those hellkite dragons back there took twice the damage they dealt before I brought up the percentile damage, so somewhere about 180000 if I recall correctly. Something tells me not even you can face tank 3680000 damage in a single burst."
I then indicate to Maniac, time having paused in the middle of his smashing my troops together.
"See that guy over there? Yeah, that one. The player. Well, when time begins flowing again, you'll get to find out what happens when someone takes far more damage than their current health allows. And it will be beautiful. In fact, hold on."
A canvas appears beside Maniac.
"There we go. When that damage happens, I want you to look at the pretty red painting. The one, if you must know, that will be painted in giblets. Don't fret, he'll live. In a way. Respawn systems are handy wee things for fragile little things like people. While we're on the subject of people, I just can't figure out why one of you would want to go around killing other people that are on the same team. Even if there's a power difference, causing, say, resentment, well... it just... It's basically a betrayal. Now, before you bring up the whole thing where Blue left your team and betrayed you, well... you haven't suffered THAT much from it, have you now? But my troops..."
I gesture to them collectively.
"They don't get to respawn. They don't get another shot at life. Once they're dead, that's it. On average, Engietech personnel have around 2.8 alive family members. Even the Dragonfly Drones. Which means that every time I lose a man, there's either two or three, usually three, people who grieve for them in the wake of their death. Funny thing about family - no matter who you are, they'll usually grieve for you after you die. Tell me, Richard, do you have family members?"
My drone physically contorts, a creepy grin splitting open from the mouthless monstrosity, before it fades as time starts up again.
Dark Engie and I exchange hammer blows, but fail (this turn) to do any meaningful damage to each other.
Maniac suddenly takes way too much retaliation damage due to attacking Engietech personnel. No hard feelings, but there WAS a warning. Or did you forget?
Component A: 3/50
Component B: 3/50
Technically, Engietech still counts as an instant-summon! You just decided to start adding troops one turn, and didn't stop! Maybe if you had charged Engietech before summoning them their power levels would be justified, but you didn't! Anyway, none of this really matters much anymore, considering your further posts...
... I calmly request that you please evacuate your personnel, as they are currently in danger of being brainwashed. I'm not going to kill them, I'm stuck in here. Actually... I charge into the side of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, and I roll myself and Cwcatastrophe over the Hypnotoad, squishing it beneath the Capsule's weight.
I quickly buy a few potions off of Wilson. Namely, a Splash Venom Potion, a Potion of Fear, a Splash Extended Potion of Flares, a Splash Corruption Potion, and a Splash Nightshade Potion. If I've done the math it'll be $20. I then toss a Splash Nightshade Potion into Cwcatastrophe, blinding him.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 7/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 3/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-6, Gutza1-14, Tazz-13, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Since the Cwctastrophe isn't in the Capsule, it doesn't have enough weight to adequately squash the Hypnotoad!
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (4/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = [#u]It Is Unseen[/u#] (4/11)
Ink and Myths 22/30
Ethereal Wisp 4/25
Truth's Hats 2/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I continue to stare at the Commander. Once again, this entity is a reprehensible disgrace, worthy of death. Robotic death, that is. Suddenly, I pull a block out of my inventory, and place it down. It appears to be the Beat-Skipper. I stride over, standing directly before it, my eyes sweeping around the room. I place my hands upon the edge of the block, staring at it in a mildly ominous fashion. I look over at the Commander, sliding my goggles over my eyes once more. I would rather not be permanently blinded. Suddenly, I whip out another object, whose passive existence seems to consume all of the light in the room. The object has a demonic sight to it, as if it were infused with the essence of blood. The object in question is the occult music disc 44, whose energy I utilized mere hours earlier to fire pure, unadulterated silence at SCP-2317. Sadly, I know naught of wielding four-shadowed silence. At the current moment, at least. An adequate response to my previous statement might be I sense a great undoing. Hah. The gray beings shall come, and with it, our demise. But, enough of my prophetic ramblings. What do I know of the future? I grimly lower 44 to the Beat-Skipper, placing it within the jukebox. I wait, knowing that what occurs within should not be viewed by mortal eyes. I find it odd that most people perceive creation as being mainly attributed to benevolent gods. I have seen many things. True creation. The fragments of existential matter that were eternally sealed in ancient vaults within Eldritch Monoliths from the beginning of the beginning, to the present. I have seen such things, examined them, with as much perceptive ability as I possess. I pull out the Hazel Wand suddenly, and it suddenly emanates vast amounts of primal magics, as well as pure creation. Creation of a far more sinister quality than should be expected from the vast majority of creation artifacts in this game. In other words, true creation. Cold, calculating, uncaring. The energies of oblivion brimming within the Hazel Wand, acting separate from the creation, recede from the exit into the rest of reality, discreetly attempting to better tear away at the universe by burrowing deep within the incomprehensible lattices of the Hazel Wand. I twist the Hazel Wand between my nimble fingers, slowly bringing it down towards the Beat-Skipper. Golden light pours from the opening in the top of the eldritch jukebox, a dark light nonetheless. Occult light serves as the only source of illumination in the entirety of the room. Occult light from the Hazel Wand, and occult light from the Beat-Skipper. I abruptly and swiftly point the Hazel Wand at the Commander, in the general direction of the Weapons that I require to be destroyed. As the tip of the wand comes to point directly at the target, time slows. Well, relative to me. Everything else appears to be existing in a completely normal temporal analogue. As the Hazel Wand slowly comes to point at the Commander, a cold, dead-sounding whisper pervades my mind, echoing throughout my mind at an intensity beyond that of the all of the voices in my head, quite the feat indeed.
Gigishrgikhsgi'gi ngi mor gire ssgi's'emwgi. egi'hl'ogig wsgi'll sgi'p gishm. kel sgi's l'ogievkeljosgi'sgi.
I attempt to revert the blast upon hearing this, but I cannot, due to the fact that I have been temporally slowed as well. It is too late. A burst of pure creation streaks towards the Commander from the tip of the Hazel Wand, striking the Weapons. The golden light emitted from the Beat-Skipper seeps into the blast as it travels past, infusing it with further occult energies. The blast slowly move towards the Weapons. Of course, this is occurring to fast to react to, in the temporal analogue of every single being around me. The blast reaches the Weapons, and implodes slowly, releasing destructive occult waves of creation that slowly force me backwards. I return to the standard temporal speed, gasping for breath. The Weapons appear to have been impacted massively be eldritch creation, possibly to the extent of outright annihilation. I lower the Hazel Wand quickly, quietly sliding it into its proper location upon my person. With a thought, 44 is ejected from the Beat-Skipper, scratched in an esoteric pattern down the middle. I grab the disc, and take the Beat-Skipper as well, placing them in my inventory.
I examine the scratched form of 44. Perhaps it might have some arcane properties that I would be able to exploit.
25,000 damage to a Weaponry!
SCRATCHED 44: The scratched form of 44 now radiates unadulterated red oblivion energy, in addition to the golden energy of creation.
You raise both of your hands to the sky and a sunbeam falls down on you! You then move out of the way as the sunbeam turns into a literal column of electrified blue energy that directs itself towards the Commander and surges through him, shorting out several of his components! A holographic image of Palutena forms, directing the beam of light and using it to deal 15,000 damage to a Weaponry!
(Godmodder's Tower) I know the Genesis Dragon which they never summoned over 5000 Years ago, only the strongest warriors who ventured Godcraft. and i read some Manga while Hiding inside the Mini-Shelter with the Barrier. i see a Oblivion Wing Turret which they never used and i ride on it and i fired through the Holes at the Controller.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: Apparently i have the power of 3 Hoenn Starters and first i use the power of Sceptile then i turned into the Grass form with a treelike tail and i used Leaf Storm then i use the Signature, Leaf Blade at the Controller.
SCP-2317 Action: I summon an Obesity Dragon with 999999999 HP. However, as it is a 1 post summon, it is too overpowered, so it gets nerfed by making it 1000000x more vulnerable to attacks while unable to attack itself. I maul it to death with quad-wielded anomaly blades, gaining 999999999 Pang Nectar, healing for about that much due to SCP-2317's ability to leech after attacking (this applies any action where I attack as SCP-2317) and SCP-2317 is so excited by the carnage that I take the opportunity to boost my control before he starts paying attention to his head again. (+5% control)
Please change the formatting of these, they keep getting deleted.
I give the Godmodder free reign to mind control Engietech.
The Chaos Shard uses FINALITY BEAM to FINISH the Omicronian Mega Saucer. It drains every last bit of energy out of the falling saucer, and begins to glow crimson... It progresses to the next stage of its being.
> thank you for your assistance, players
> your entities have been very helpful in supplying us with energy
> can you withstand the power of the sea of chaos?
The Chaos Shard becomes the Chaos Eye, a violently flashing eye similar in appearance to the Eye of Cthulu, but much more unstable-looking and frightening in appearance. It gains a health bar. Several, in fact.
Eyeball: 50,000/50,000
Iris: 65,000/65,000
Pupil: 10,000/10,000
Each health bar may only be attacked once the previous one is destroyed. Damage cannot spill over.
(Godmodder's Tower) I miss a Turn by Resting in my Bed in the Shelter with the Holes closed with my forcefield
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I use the Power of Mega Blaziken morphed into the Avian Brawler then i use the Signature, Blaze Kick then i jumped while preforming Sky Uppercut and i use the finisher, Flare Blitz at the Controller.
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on the Controller
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $208
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 4/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 4/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 4/11
I preview the description of Ultramarine AND Militarism AND Gib Eclipse AND The Lazuli Fencer AND Name Tag = The Azure Armoury (Level 35)
I also preview the description of Ultrafield AND Ultraversal Remote AND The Clouders AND Healing Blues AND Name Tag = The Ultraband (Level 35)
(If you can think of a better name for these two, Twin, go ahead and suggest it.)
You used that already!
THE AZURE ARMORY: A very large rifle forged from black and blue metal. It can use anything as ammunition, has a large amount of barrels so it can fire a large amount of ammunition at once, and runs on superheated lasers, modifying them to its will. It can create a laser umbrella shield/bladesaw of death, call in an airstrike, backup, or other useful things, directly modify the weather, the flow of time, and create a large laser sword that can slice up enemies.
THE ULTRABAND: A very high-tech black wristband that has the powers of many different devices. It can project a large force field forged from highly defensive lasers, control all pieces of machinery in a large radius, obscure the location of itself, its wearer, its constructs, and others, and dispense healing energies to help others.
SCP-2317 Action: I stop the godmodder from mind-controlling the engie-tech troops by mind-controlling them first. However, I then realize that this was a bad idea that rapidly drains my power. Because stopping the mind-control would lead to massive entities showing up in godmodder hands, I then order them ALL to fire on Engie himself IMMEDIATELY (not at the EOTB, RIGHT NOW!). According to the rules of his duel, 1% of the damage from this attack gets through (plenty to beat 100 HP with the power levels of his troops), and the other 99% is reflected and causes Engie's own troops to die. The Engietech troops cannot be protected by telekill alloy because if they do, I bring up the fact that there is a limited supply of telekill alloy, certainly not enough to protect ALL of his troops, and thus none of it is real telekill alloy and none of them are protected (never buy your telekill alloy from the one-turn summon shop!). Since engie ignored the OP scale, I can ignore it as well. (-20% control).
The Godmodder has placed a massive Telekill field around the entire fleet of Engietech that renders them completely immune to all mind control and can only be removed by him, if Engie decides to not weaken Engietech and give them to the Godmodder! The entire attack fails.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (3/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (3/11?)
Alright guys, execute Operation HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (If the Controller is dead, I target the stump of SCP-2317's third head with the slicing.)
Each section denoted by "Timestep X" denotes all actions in that section to be simultaneous, not an actual timestep.
Timestep 0:
01, 02, 03, 04/> The Controller kneels before its masters. "Now, Controller."
Timestep 1:
01/> I retrieve my ROFL-47, ROFLslayer, from a dimension where all suffered from Windows Gibberish for naught. Wrought from the tacos of Microsoft's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with Microsoft Sam's diarrhea, hewn from the code of the Really Sucky Virus and its variants, it lets out a SOI, a SOI that only I can hear, but nobody can have, because it's my SOI, dammit.
02/> I retrieve my pencil, Fegelslayer, from a dimension where all were trapped in an elevator for naught. Wrought from the light reflecting off Jodl's bald head, laced with vessels that pulsed with Göring's fat, hewn from the antics of Fegelein and the other Antic Masters, it lets out a rant, a rant that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
03/> I retrieve my Intervention, Scrubslayer, from a dimension where all were quickscoped for naught. Wrought from the Eye of Providence of the Illuminati's false confirmation, laced with vessels that pulsed with FaZe's MLG essence, hewn from the U WOT M8 ILL REK U, it lets out a Sandstorm, a Sandstorm that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
04/> I retrieve my +7 blessed silver saber, Wizardslayer, from a dimension where all died YASD for naught. Wrought from the wands of death of Moloch's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with lich's blood, hewn from the horns of Demogorgon's generals, it lets out a beep, a beep that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
Timestep 2:
01/> I fire the ROFL-47 through the Controller's connection to the ceiling, splitting the Controller into quarters. I take a quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet, stuffing the Controller inside.
02/> I throw the pencil down onto the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take another quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to the execution room, stuffing the Controller inside to be shot by death squad.
03/> I noscope with the Intervention through the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take a third quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to the Wilderness, stuffing the Controller inside.
04/> I swing the sword through the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take the final quarter of the Controller and tear open the Portal to Gehennom, stuffing the Controller inside.
SCP-2317 Action: I walk over to the MTF squads and prepare to stomp on them. Really? because I would have skipped them and moved on to anhillate Engie, who is the real threat here. Whatever. I cast the Curse of No Respawn on Engie. Now, he must survive for an entire round in the afterlife before he can respawn. If he dies in the afterlife, he has to respawn in the afterlife and try again next turn. Easy, right? Except for the fact that he was sent to the same afterlife as his troops, and his troops got mind-controlled by the Godmodder. Hoist by his own petard, indeed. Good luck getting through all 5 million HP of your instant summon. This also takes effect each time he dies, so it does not expire if he somehow manages to escape.
You don't have the power to cast such a powerful curse! Permadeath (or at least, something more powerful than normal death) can only be turned on by the highest forces in the universe...
You know what Engie, you're getting real obnoxious. Almost as obnoxious as Crusher used to be back in the day. The truth of the matter is that those are still instant summons and are thus overpowered. Absurdly overpowered in fact. And just because no body had said anything about it before doesn't mean you get to keep them. How about this: I snap my fingers and BOOM! All the Engie Tech troops are teleported far, far away with the power of a 20 post charge. And don't you dare tell me I can't do that. Its in the rules. My 20 post charge beats your instant summon. And, I don't take any retaliation damage because 1) its nonlethal and 2) the power of the OP scale is on my side. And really, this treatment is being very, very nice to you. Role playing as an all powerful deity or whatever is fine, but don't use it as justification for breaking the rules. Even if you summoned them over multiple turns, that's only like a 10 post charge. And so logically, Wilson would be several times more powerful than all of them put together. Imagine if I just summoned Wilson with only a 20 post charge and said suddenly "oh, and he has 3 million health". That's basically what you did.
Snipped.
I can make absurdly long posts blocking everything too. It holds just as little power as your statements do. And, something you didn't account for: I call back Yin, who actually likes taking damage. She can tear through all of your troops without a problem. I also call back Pherix, who cannot be killed by normal damage. Except I don't because that would be breaking the rules.
You know... what is often frowned on for being a "noobish" attack is when someone says "I shoot an unblockable, undodgeable, undestroyable, ungodmodderable, unblah blah blah able... at the godmodder!" That's what you've just done. And it won't work. The Godmodder is NOT going to take retaliation damage because he is stronger than you. And that's just a pure, unavoidable fact. Actually, most other PLAYERS are stronger than you. You're one of the weaker players here. Just compare for a moment your actual strength to mine for a moment. We're tied on Etchladder level, I outgun you in alchemies (even though I don't have many compared to other players) plus I have a massive stock of potions at my disposal, more charges than you (126 currently vs your 6), MUCH more out of the field in terms of entities (Wilson, Fayther (with rainbow memory), the Deck, AND Cogwynd), have 3 spoils of war to your 0 AND have a greater inflow of charges thanks to Wilson's store and being generally liked around here. Face it, you're outmatched. We had a similar conversation back in Scratch's manor, remember?
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
Splash potion of flares +1
Splash potion of chills +1
Potion of Corruption +1
Wilson suddenly turns and glares at Engie with rage building in his eyes.
HYPOCRITE! Now you're all moral as soon as it might benefit you! Don't you DARE try to guilt trip us!
And then in a mocking voice:
'Oh! Pleeaasee don't kill my troops. Think of their families! You'll be widowing sooooo many!' NO! Tell that line to the QUINTILLION households you shattered, monster! You bragged about how big bad and evil you were back in my dream, you think I'd forget that? In fact, you pretty much just stole the very lines I gave to you back then! My words were but wind to you back then, and now you expect them to mean anything coming from you now? And to think, I thought you were alright for a moment, helping me all those months ago. I don't know why I even entertained the thought of helping you! You're a monster! You're threatening the destruction of 5,368 lives when you say that 2,800,000,000,000,000,000 "isn't a very large number"? You're worse than the Godmodder! Worse than Scratch! Worse than everyone else I know put together!
Thanks to all that, +6P to Rage. Also, I took the smaller definition of quintillion. It could have been 100000 times bigger in fact.
Edit- Wilson walks up and pokes a random EngieTech troop if they haven't been teleported away already.
Hey, listen. I have no idea why you fight for this guy, but you should get out of here. If you don't you're going to die very, very soon. Your almighty god or whatever CAN'T save you. He cannot stand up to an entire player base being ticked off at him. Just leave, run, and don't look back. Spread the word while you're at it.
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on ManiacMaster. In total, it is now only 100% more effective than normal. (+100% base)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it. (but not as OP as those troops)
On a totally unrelated sidenote, which one would I help to screw over the Engie Wilson knows and "loves" more, Engie or Dark Engie?
Wow. That was certainly a lot of... Huh. The charges don't go through due to Engie's later actions, but you have raised some good points... And you've certainly gotten Wilson fired up.
Well, if the Industrial Prince has taught me anything...
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 48/50
Starfall Sync: 23/50
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
I summon a car out of Hammerspace, summon a Minecraft player out of Hammerspace, empty several bottles of vodka into the Minecraft player, put the Minecraft player into the car, point it towards the Tools, and start the car's engine.
Let's see how this goes, and I should really whip up some art for Septavius.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
NIGHT EDGE: A jet-black sword with steel colored as deep as the night sky.
I extend my six mechadendri and grab both halves of Bipole, then smash them together directly in front of me with extreme force, just as Zand falls all the way from the top of the Elevator Shaft and skewers both of them with the Hellbreakers, giving them considerable downwards momentum into my own upwards dropkick, back up into a huge block of lead falling just behind Zand, which crushes them with sheer mass and inertia before dissolving into inventory items.
Chunk of Depleted Phlebotinium && ASDR-55 Single-Shot Infantry Rail-Accelerated Kinetic Weapon && A Whole Bunch of Sci-Fi Buzzword-Based Stuffs, like nanobots, quantum thingies, Superstring, boom-de-yadda-boom-de-yadda && Smash Ball 1/?
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Limbo;
My shadow attempts to discern the best course of action with regard to the Armies, while watching carefully for any particularly interesting or portentous events.
TAC-Cent, Anachron, roughly a week ago;
The four surviving Engineers walk through the rough hole created by their own efforts into an unusual room indeed. H3-TAC's skyscraper-sized mainframe was blasted to slag in its entirety by the Red Assault, and when Grayhold rebuilt it, blind-if-overwhelming thaumic power reconstituting a technological madhouse already partially arcane, and badly polluted by eldritch forces using only the echoes of former shape held in seared rubble, it created something not entirely like anything else.
A massive spherical chamber, holding a massive spherical object suspended by heavy, almost organic arrays of girder and cable. The sphere of machinery, about a hundred meters in radius, is strange, smooth angles meeting things that look nearly alive, and stranger things, off in the edges of the ill-lit chamber, alien geometries and impossible inverted spires of nanosculpted circuitry, chill vapor from imperfect near-absolute-zero coolant systems rendering the strangenesses still more surreal. {Cont. next post.}
6,000 damage to Superius and Subtus! You take 8 damage in retaliation, your Runic Shielding pulling through and keeping you from dying!
@tazz: Okay, we'll talk it over on pesterchum. Sounds good to me.
For the love of... Engie! You're not above the OP Scale! This has been stated many, many times, and rubbed in your face in the tvtropes session when you expected me not to hold you to that! If the OP Scale can stop the Author, it can grind you into the dirt if needed.
Hank nods in agreement with Wilson's words.
Eric's told me a bit. Out of everyone here, you alone have more deaths on your record than everyone else involved in this war combined.
Those soldiers are going to die one way or another if you don't pull them out. Either we or the godmodder take them down out of necessity.
If the engietech troops haven't already been dealt with, Hank goes full Nevadian on them... or is about to, but the near-activation of his equivalent hero form bringing in someone much more suited to brutally murdering the entire engie-tech army.
Tricky.
Tricky, having nothing to do because of Project Nexus being the process of setting up base somewhere in the multiverse, felt his old nemesis starting to do something awesome, and decided to steal the spotlight. Tricky spirals, buzz-saws, and stop-signs his way through the entire engietech force. And then takes all the pang nectar for himself, cackling madly as he reascends into the heavens with what would have been enough to fill all of our comb raves. And that retaliatory damage? Tricky can take it. I seem to remember him being strong enough to completely ignore the curse of repetition, if that can't stop him, I doubt those units will be strong enough (assuming they survive long enough to instate it) to even put a scratch on his health bar.
The TARDIS: Ending that bit of roleplay, there's no more stunning revelations, and from here on out it would just be the logistics of rounding up the people who need help, and getting everything ready for evacuating from Godcraft.
Serpent, would you mind PMing me so we can go over the interactions involving Astria so I know how to roleplay characters' interactions with her?
Since there are so many entities right now, I think its time to do a field clear.
5l1n65h07: Alright, time to end this!
I Open up a portal as big as a skyscraper. Everything is almost in place now. All I need
to do now is to give out the signal.
> Initiate protocol 612.
The portal glows a bright Magenta as the light from inside the portal brightens. It is
almost time.
5l1n65h07: Setting the layers of cyberspace with techno-phage, BEHOLD, LAYE-
A Bright Red light blasts right through 5l1n65h07 and the portal Turns to obsidian
black.
5l1n65h07 was pummeled by PARANOiA.
almost everyone in the entire battlefield turned around. There, standing near the now-decaying remains of 5l1n65h07's old computer (remember this zone?), was the villianous blocklander, grinning.
PARANOiA: Lets start the show.
PARANOiA Snaps his fingers, and out of nowhere, redstone block appears.
Redstone Block: Shall we?
PARANOiA nods, then raises his personal weapon: The KzR. It has begun.
PARANOiA [??? BOSS] HP: 300,000/300,000 - Passive(s): Cannot be targeted until Redstone Block is Defeated. Immune to one-post attacks. - Special(s): 420BLAZEIT (activation time: 3 turns. 25,000 damage.), Blocky Barrage (activavtion time: 4 turns. 30,000 damage to 3 entities.), Mini-Nuke (activation time: 5 turns. 60,000 damage to 4 entities.) - Kamikazie: ??? (this will be explained via a death post.)
- Spoil of War Drops: The KzR.
Redstone Block [???] HP: 250,000/250,000 Weakness: unknown. - Passive(s): absorbs 50% damage taken, But can be critically damaged by using his weakness. However, You can't use his weakness the same way on him twice. (hint for those of you who didn't pay attention to my intermission 3 storylines: endermen also have this weakness.) - Special(s): Ender-splosion (activation time: 3 turns. 20,000 damage.), Teleportation Hi-jinks (activation time: 4 turns. 35,000 damage to 2 entities.), Ender Mode (activaiton time: 5 turns. 1.5x attack power increase. lasts 5 turns.) - Kamikaze: Divided by Zero. (deals 50,000 damage to all entities who attacked it. Puts a poison effect on half of them.)
QUANTUM ARMOR: A set of armor forged from diamond, obsidian and Yoyle metal! It runs on quantum energy.
At long last, PARANOiA and the Redstone Block are added! Although he won't be a boss, since I've already stated the only bosses will be coming from the Godmodder.
Hmm. Maybe I should use my inter-dimensional summoning powers. It's at least different than just using alchemies.
She then quicksummons a horde of Orks. Lothyra promises them that if they attack Superius, they'll get a pile of powerful guns as a reward. They proceed to show Superius the true power of More Dakka, tearing massive amounts of holes in it with their comically oversized guns. However, they all die thanks to the retaliation damage (this was an attack, not an actual summon). However, as they die their spores land on the ground...
5,000 damage! You take 6 retaliation damage, not the Orks!
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 6/9).
Now, time for the final Pionoparody alchemy, after considerable delay: Buff (the wearable clothing) && Bug Spray Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I prevent Talist's use of a charge to Teleport/depart the Engietech Troops. It's not worth it enough, honestly. Engietech's total damage output has been lackluster when they attacked in the past (really lackluster for their number), and in any case its a complete waste of resources. I might have sent them off with my speech, for free. Alternatively, the Godmodder will simply imprison them in the Bedrock cage Kurak's in. Or something else. I just facepalm at Engie, horribly. No contract covers every eventuality, I should know that. He's going to find a way around this and I KNOW he will. It's just a matter of stepping down before the Gorilla hits the fan. ((OOC I suggested a few ways to do it. Engie, this is an issue, mate. I advise fixing it in a way that doesn't attract GM spite))
I hit the stupid Hypnotoad over the head with a 3DS. It turns into a FDS, or a Free Death Station. Guess what the Free Death Station does? It kills stuff for free! I use it to kill the Hypnotoad's spleen-analouge, dealing damage to him by Spleen-analouge failure. The Free Death Station then explodes because of the OP Scale, which harms the Hypnotoad in the process. I then throw a urinal at the Hypnotoad to be sure. The urinal explodes in a burst of inexplicable Cannonball majjyks.
Equally angry, I turn to Wilson, gray flame burning the land.
"You dare."
A calm voice on the outside, but anger is quite clearly visible.
"I'm not anything like you. I'm not anything like anyone here. If it were my own kind that were being sent off to their deaths, I would not be able to casually do so. But people? Just ordinary, everyday people? The average person barely lives to be around 100. Take that number, compare it to my age. I've outlived many, MANY lives. It's not horrific if I'm careless with life, because I'm not that life. BUT HUMANS! BETRAYING EACH OTHER!"
There's no calmness left.
"HAVE YOU PEOPLE NO SENSE OF KINSHIP? ARE THE VERY PEOPLE AROUND YOU, WHO ACT AS YOU DO, ARE THEY JUST ANIMALS TO YOU? DO YOU NOT LOOK UPON YOURSELF AND WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO YOU IF YOU WERE THE ONES DYING? DAMN RIGHT I'M A MONSTER, BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR YOU ALL TO START BEHAVING LIKE I WOULD TO YOUR OWN KIND, THEN CALL ME OUT WHEN I DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY!"
A pair of wings extend, blades in and of themselves. They flourish, glowing gray with power. Dark Engie does the same, just as righteously angered at me as Wilson. The troops take one look at me, then throw down their guns, cast off the damage reflector, and stand in unison.
"You've gone too far, commander. We want nothing to do with whatever Leeroy Jenkins style idiocy you're pulling."
As a unit, they all march off (fly in the case of the Dragonfly Drones), leaving behind too many weapons. Unsurprisingly, this does nothing whatsoever to help the situation.
"BETRAYAL! EVERYWHERE, BETRAYAL! YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES! AT THE VERY LEAST, PEOPLE WHO I COULD STRUGGLE TOGETHER WITH! BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH! I CANNOT TRUST ANY OF YOU!"
The neutral alignment above my head starts flickering.
"I... WILL..."
Hostile mode initiated.
"KILL ALL OF YOU!"
"DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD! KILLING EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS ALL YOU'VE EVER KNOWN! YOU THINK I'M DARK? TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL ONE, YET YOU ARE DISGUSTING TO ME!"
"FUNNY YOU SHOULD STILL PRETEND AS IF YOU'RE ME! WHAT KIND OF LIES HAVE YOU CONVINCED YOURSELF INTO BELIEVING?"
"NO LIES, ONLY THE TRUTH!"
"THEN I SHALL TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO PULL THE WOOL OFF OF YOUR EYES, IF YOU CANNOT DO IT YOURSELF!"
"YOUR DENIAL ONLY SERVES TO STRENGTHEN ME! AND WITH THAT STRENGTH, I SHALL DO WHAT NOBODY ELSE THOUGHT OF DOING ALL THOSE BILLIONS OF YEARS AGO!"
Dark Engie raises his hammer.
I raise the Buster/Masamune fusion.
"I'M ENDING THE SLAUGHTER AT THE SOURCE."
"NONE SHALL END THE OVERLORD'S REIGN. LEST OF ALL YOU."
>Begin Omnistrife.
>Objective: Kill me.
Engietech as a whole disbanded! The Godmodder, who doesn't need that charge anymore, looks at your newly christened omnistrife and laughs! With a taunting glare in his eyes, he levies Operation Samurai and uses it against your omnistrife, pure energies screaming out and lashing at you and Dark Engie! They carry the weight of everyone ticked off aginst the omnistrife with them and slam into the two of you!
The Godmodder leaps at the both of you and pummels you with his Banhammer, beating you senseless!
GODMODDER: NO! NO WAY! I'M NOT GETTING OVERSHADOWED AGAIN, CERTAINLY NOT BY A PLAYER AND HIS CLONE! I'M NUMBER ONE, I'M THE BIG BAD, I'M THE ONE EVERYONE'S FIGHTING AGAINST, NOT YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO LEARN THAT NO MATTER WHAT POWER YOU FLAUNT, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU, SOMEONE AT THE TOP, SOMEONE WHO CAN COUNTER YOUR EVERY MOVE! AND THAT GUY IS ME!
He then picks both of you up, straining, and creates a massive portal to the Void, chucking both of you through. He closes it and stands back, admiring his handiwork.
GODMODDER: There. That oughta give them time to think.
One of the stupidest things i've seen in a long time: 13/50
Pixellated Arcs > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Dark Pit Staff + Gambler Ring = ??? (1/?)
...Well, this looks like a blatant case of not being able to take some criticism for your actions. Now it just looks like you're disrupting the plot. And in that case, i just blatantly stop caring. I don't care about your little temper tantrum messing up the plot. But if i need to, i will.
I get ready to fight if i need to. But i will leave you with your little games to yourself for now.
Dark Pit Staff && Gambler Ring = Devil's Cane (Level 4: 1/5)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning
Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 10/10) COMPLETE
PLANCK DYNAMOS: A set of six floating green spires that crackle with glitched, ancient, and quantum energies. They can fire rays of cybernetic electricity at opponents, able to damage biological entities and infect the code of robots with the energy of glitches. The quantum aura pervading the entire set of weapons gives them an undefinable quality.
*the personalities subside to the degree that they no longer have separate text colors...*
Oh Holy Notch, please hear our plea for a blessing in this hour of our most desperate need. Mimes and Universe Eaters. We are probably otherwise doomed, without your help. Amen.
*BLESS*
I prepare to either counter, or attack, any Engie that attempts to attack any other entities.
I gather the weapons of the troops, as well. Those shouldn't be left lying around.
I inspect the first instance of any weapon type I come across.
The Godmodder agrees with you, and takes them all!
The anger suddenly flashes out of Wilson's eyes and he leans backwards with a smug look on his face
Oh, I'm sorry, did my words hurt the great destroyer of lives? Words really do bite deeper than blades. You know what? I'll hold my anger. What's better at stopping people is snarkyness. So, heh. Lets do this. Of course you're not like me. I'm moral. Ask anyone, they'd back me up. I've only killed something like... 5 creatures in my life. So I'm not like you, I'm better. Oh, so you're not only hypocritical but also a racist? Great job defending yourself old sport! If you take into account all the dead's potential children, you've still killed more life hours. And I accept your attacks. I have no kinship for there are none of my kin left old sport! Instead, I have this wonderful thing called empathy. It applies to all, even outside my kin. And its so very funny you would accuse me of seeing others as animals. I am an animal in case you've forgotten, old sport. I'm a Fennec. So yes, everyone around me but you are animals. The greater insult would be to call them human, old sport. And yes, I wonder what if it were me dying all the time. I told you so, remember? Or, at least I told Gerbil. In fact, that's another line you stole from me, old sport. "What if it were you? Your life crushed down into a tally in someone's brags?" Remember that? Of course you don't. Except now it doesn't work so well because you're arguing against yourself! I don't even have to say anything and you'd lose this debate! You're making some more arguments from racism, so good job old sport. And, you know what? I'm not going to attack you. You're not worth it old sport. And I'd advise everyone here to do the same. Huh, I went British there for a moment... old sport!
((OOC: I have to applaud you for that bit of storytelling Engie. But I still feel like you went too far to interject your own story into the game. You broke the rules to farther your story. And for that, I'd like to tell everyone here, DON'T BOTHER ATTACKING ENGIE. The attention you give him will only be a message that its okay to run around, break the rules and infuriate everyone just to get some time in the spotlight. He's still breaking the rules right now by giving himself 5 times the normal amount of health. I don't want a repeat of the Vord. Storytelling is fine and everything, but its my ideal that it should NEVER be a justification for breaking the rules or deliberately angering others, which is the reason I stuffed most of mine into my sidequest.))
I bring the Masamune/Buster sword down on Dark Engie. The result is like driving an axe through a wedge of cheese. He recovers quickly, but not well. -50000 health.
"I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO ANY OF YOU! LEAST OF ALL SOMETHING AS INSIGNIFICANT AS SOME CRITTER!"
I prepare to swing at Wilson, but Dark Engie flash-steps in, pushes Wilson out of the way, then flash-steps out, leaving me to merely crush the floor in a long line.
"Whatever you're doing, fox, keep doing it. Normal me will bring about his own defeat if he keeps denying everything."
The Pomson 9000 and the Bustamune (yes, that's the sword) clash, spraying everyone with sparks. However, Dark Engie is soon hurled across the room, into the floor. I have a (more than usual) murderous look flashing in my drone's eyes.
The Emerald Nova fires large, large quantities of...
And it doesn't matter.
Far from being satisfied, Tricky is still board, and interjects by buzzsawing his way through the room, with engie and dark engie being right at the center of it, smashing both of them into the ground at high velocity and breaking up the fight.
A note is left behind, nailed into the face of dark engie, which is dead now after being Tricky'd.
"This is fun! Maybe I should actually join in next time!"
Unless of course, twin is fine with engie's melodramatic temper tantrum, in which case, scratch this entire post.
SCP-2317 Action: "So, Engie. There can only be one Hostile player (or player-controlled entity) in this tower. And since you can ignore the rules, that means I can ignore the rules too, like the posting limits." I reduce my maximum HP by 1 so that i can attack Engie_Ninja. I then materialize a massive anomaly blade and run it through him. Before he realizes what is going on, I dematerialize the anomaly blade, causing all the blood vessels pierced (and his heart) to suddenly burst massive amounts of blood out in a shower of gore that even I find excessive. Before engie can recover, I start materializing many spiked chains, and have them snake their way through all his blood vessels. When they complete that (or when Engie tries to get back up to fight back), I start swinging him around by those chains until he is accelerated to about 10% the speed of light, then throw him out the side of the tower so fast that he gets chucked into the Far Lands and glitches out. He now needs to wait for 3 twinbuilder post before he can even THINK about respawning.
And with that, the cloaking drops and the Christmas Tree drops an entire arsenal of status effect potions of level X extended on both Engies, including, but not limited to:
Wither
Poison
Thaumorhhea
Flux Flu
Nausea
Vomiting
Artificially Heightened Cholesterol
Flux or Warp
Immersion In Liquid Death
Immersion In Gaseous Death
Sudden Appearance Of Lava Source Itis
Drowning
Antithorns
All harmful effects applied by Cobaltshade weaponry
All negative enchants (see Thaumcraft, but I covered that already)
THE SUN IT BURNS (Solar Sensitivity)
All negative Ars Magicka status effects
All negative status effects from all the mods on the server that I could possibly have ever seen in use ever anywhere.
Increased Debuff MMMLLLCCCXXXVVVIII (or other arrangement for maximum value), which makes the l10 status effects that much times worse.
The constant barrage of potions makes it impossible to reach the Tree before the cloak goes back up.
"I don't even know who to support anymore. It seemed like Engie, but then THIS."
"Which is why you both have so many status effects it's not even funny right now."
"I am not amused by any of this."
"And you owe your troops an apology, whomever wins in this strife."
Following that, I launch bursts of grimdark, fractive, zilly, zilly/grimdark, zilly/fractive, grimdark/fractive, and zilly/grimdark/fractive energies at the Controller as a stress relief mechanism.
"If I have to I WILL go meta and smash some rules. Don't. Push. It."
Funny how you described me as if I had blood in the slightest sense. Your entire attack fails as a result of you failing to understand what I am.
WELL, GOOD JOB FAILING TO DO ANYTHING, GENIUS!
Fool. Your christmas has little meaning to me outside of December. Your entities, also, can do nothing to me now. I bisect the tree in a single strike of the Bustamune. Trying to hide behind overpowered entities isn't going to work - when it comes to fighting me, I know all about it.
OI! FRIENDLY FIRE! I'M TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN!
(-5000 health from Dark Engie.)
And you're doing a WONDERFUL job at that. Especially with the incompetent backup of those who I once looked upon as brothers in arms.
Piono, your attack is fine, but the Emerald Nova is nowhere NEAR powerful enough to bring one such as I down when I'm like this.
In fact, reviewing the usual damage dealt by players, I think it's time for a health revision. Just to bring this up to a nice, big, threat level. Just like Scratch, English, and all those other ones. You know. A good old-fashioned boss fight.
Traitor Engie: 500/500 health. Takes damage according to Player health system. Regenerates 100 health per turn. Strife power: 75%
IF YOU GET TO JUST FORCE YOUR HEALTH UP LIKE THAT AT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT NOW, THEN I GET TO PLAY WITH MY STATS TOO!
DARK ENGIE: 1000000/1000000 health (The Armor Piercing Question: 1/3). Strife power: 25%
Just because you put a fancy chargey attack beside your health bar doesn't make you any more of a pest to me.
OH DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! LOOK, ENGIE ISN'T GOING TO DIE MERELY BY SHOOTING HIM CONSTANTLY. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT. SEE THAT STRIFE POWER BAR? NOTE THAT DARK ENGIE IS A SHADOW SELF? TRY TO GET ENGIE TO DENY DARK ENGIE'S EXISTENCE, AND HOLD OUT UNTIL DARK ENGIE GETS THE APQ CHARGED.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
Oh, no no no no no. NO. Can't have you spilling company secrets, Techie. That would be treason. And we all know what happens to people who betray the company...
GOTTA RUN OR ELSE TRAITOR ENGIE WILL KILL ME OKAY BYE.
TECHPIECE flees, lucky to escape with his life. Hmph. I shall deal with his betrayal after I've brought you all to your knees.
I play an antique healbot to restore 8 health to me! Back from the junkheap! Its also a summon...
Healbot:
HP: 3/3
Attack: 3 damage
Running, program: hug! It charges towards Subtus arms outstretched, not realizing that Subtus is under the elevator. So, it trips and falls all the way to the bottom. Junkheap boouunndddd...
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
Splash potion of nightshade +2
Splash potion of glitch +1
Great, now other people are starting to ignore the rules. I'll only respond for the sake of RP.
Oph! Hey! Don't push me! And calling me a critter. Oooowchhh... hooowww painful. Your ever so acrid words reeaaaalllllyyyy do tear into my heart. But for all your strength, for all the lives you've murdered, you can't wring the neck of an overly snarky fox? Hrmph. Some destroyer you are. I get the feeling that you're nothing but hot air. And it seems like you've given up in arguing with me, which is a shame because that really was fun... old sport. Wilson used taunt! Engie fell for the taunt! If you hit me, you're just proving my point actually. Not like it needed to be proven any farther. So, you want to take a swing at me? And lose a fight to one of the weakest combatants here? The great destroyer, brought to his knees by some nobody. How sad, he only has one tool on his belt, sheer force. And when someone doesn't listen to that, he's helpless. Poooorrrr baaabby. Look how far he's fallen. And you, whoever you are, don't think you're above my scorn. You're several million times better than that idiot over there, which brings you up to about a 4 out of 10. And all I'm doing is being incredibly snarky and rude. I remember back when me giving these same criticisms caused me to run off in fear of retaliation from him. But no more. Even though he's trying to be more threatening now, his lies and brags don't scare me anymore. I'm out of his inflated shadow. Hear that? An overgrown spider and chemical reaction do your job better than you do! I do your job better than you do...
Emotion now on sly.
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on Cogwynd actually. Sorry, but it needs the healing more. In total, it is now only 100% more effective than normal. (+100% base)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it.
I use first gun from no time to explain to shoot whatever PG entity shows up during the next post. and use anty- logic to make these entites confused and unable to attack for one turn. I then take my fists and pummel these enemys and then PAUNCH and KEYK!!! them. I then feed them a delishious death- burger and then strangle them with a titanium, coat hanger. I then use my titanium- jackhammer on whatever part of their bodies are most vunerable . I then SBHJ_ ify the entireeeeeeeeeeeeeee game. sow exepct shome bad typing prablams when I go snwp. Now bewcaze da game ish in no moed for lowigc noow, iy can shlap da goodmodder in ish face with a bomba.
the corrupted rainbow sixzer: 3/7
six
You can't interact with the next room since you're not even there! And if you want to SBaHJify something, at least use Comic Sans.
SCP-2317 Action: I ready myself for an inevitable attack from the godmodder. If the godmodder attacks me, I backlash the attack and force the godmodder to enter the field personally or his attack has no effect. Then, when he shows up, I summon a very long anomaly chain to grab him and drag him into my hands. If he does not enter the field, I use a portal gun to create a portal under him with the other end on the ceiling above me to drop him into my hands. Once I get a hold of him, I drain his godmodding powers away, then slam him into an anomaly spike on the ground, impaling him. I then follow up with {REDACTED}, {REDACTED}, and {REDACTED} (yes, all of them involve anomaly chains being used as tentacles), nearly choke him to death, then throw him upwards and slash him so many times that he turns into a fine mist of red particles. Plot armor has no effect because A: I turn into a Hero Killer that is unaffected by Plot Armor, B: The Narrative is too busy trying to stop engie from derailing the plot, C: The Narrative does not protect against suicide, and whoever is playing the godmodder will probably commit suicide after the brutal series of attacks, and D: He is on borrowed time after the Narrative somehow blocked an unblockable attack in the form of the Weath Ray with absolutely no explanation. Sorry godmoddeer, but I am Hijacking the Narrative.
"Don't give a carp. It had the requisite HP to actually hit."
"Oh, and actually, one CAN, if you check your own rules against the Tree's stats...Heh."
All the Status Grenades, and an assortment of regular explosives, esoteric explosives, and other weapons go off the instant the Tree is struck, blasting Gray Engie (As opposed to Red Engie/Dark Engie) with extreme force, assorted alchemy effects, large amounts of bullets, random time effects, fractive blasts, and lots and lots of zilly. Lots, and lots, and LOTS, of zilly. (Note: This was an automated response. Not an actual action.)
"Bah, it's hopefully just a tantrum, I'm keeping out of the fighting if I can. ...I'll see if I can talk em' out of it."
"HEY, ENGIES! CALM YOUR ASSES THE HELL DOWN! WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS STUPID CRAP!"
I exercise my annoyance as to the matter in a vicious attack on Subtus, hitting him with a heavy concussion warhead from the Dynamic Deathbringer's mininuke launcher that throws him all the way to the bottom of the shaft with such force he bounces off the ground there and flies straight back up to the Elevator so hard he shakes the whole thing and damages himself even more.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Pricey, because I look forward to seeing what idiotic thing he does with it!
I guess I lied about Anachronstuff happening in this post!
Also on Sonic.EXE Demonic myself and Starry Mage once he died, H͎̰͚̣̩̱ͅę̥ ̧͈͚̱̙̦ͬ̓ͭͅi͉̻͇ͤ͡s̴̤̘̅̊͋̿̾ ̲̲͓͛͛̈́C͓ͫ̍̒ͪ̔̓͟o͕̯m͖̫̱̘͍̪̽̈͆̍ͥ̃ͅi̳ͩͤ̓ͭnͭ͋ͫ͜g͈͈̤͎ͯͬ̊͋̇͠ ̴̜͚̘͇͍̞ͬ̓f̙͖̼̊͛̍͞ͅö̦̲̪̲̳̞̠́̽͗ͩͯ̕r̖̻̣̓͛͌̅̽̂̚ ͚̟̝̈ͅy͔̯ͫ͂̄͑̓ͯ̓o͖̝̱ͭ͘ȕ͍̲̲͑͋͗̓.͚̹̝ͭ͡.̜̪͔̭͖̩̌.̤͍̠̙̙ͧ͑̆̋ͤ̽ͮ
I create an anti- PG, homestuck turret and request for people to buff it. if it gets mind controlled it will explode. the turret shoots anything on the PG side if it has anything to do with homestuck. people on the AG side get to go as grimdark or trickster as they want whenever or however they please. So buff that turret people of the interwebs.
I then set up a
crystal healy-dodad for AG players. and a stone attacky-murder thingymugijjer for attacking the PG players. Corrupted rainbow sixer: 4/7
6 tome pack: 4/ 50
mister stick figure: ( by now it should be,) 6/10
It would take a lot more than saying "I create a turret" to make a Turret! Turrets are some of the most powerful weapons in the entire game, and you're going to have to devote a lot of time and creative thought to making one!
The Godmodder destroys both with one poke!
The Chaos Shard destroys an Omnicronian Mega Saucer and turns into the Chaos Eye!
The Cwctastrophe gotta go fasts at SCP-2317, dealing 15,000 damage!
Split deals 30,000 damage to CogWynd the Memetic!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to SCP-2317! CogWynd the Memetic uses Extra Plating, giving himself +20,000 HP and winding up by +15%! The Enchanted Deck reshuffles! Fayther gains a Sad memory! Wilson uses Alchemical Shot, healing +5 HP to Maniac! The MTF Forces deal 10,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The Godmodder, who remains on the ground floor after Operation Samurai's completion, decides that there are simply far too many entities on the field, and resolves to take them out! He inputs several commands, and the wreckage of the Commander glows red-hot, its weaponry firing up for one last shot! The power and ammunition of all the Turrets is funneled into the Commander, whose main lasers glow white-hot! A pure condensed laser of energy is fired out, obliterating SCP-2317 and its allied SCPs and the Hypnotoad, while also dealing 19,000 damage to CogWynd the Memetic! The Commander then falls apart, heavily beaten thanks to the onslaught it received by you all, and the Godmodder leaves.
You all see that, in the middle of the Commander's wreckage, there is what appears to be the head of a hammer! It shines brightly, and it has intricate patterns that match those of the handle you received earlier! You then see the displays and machinery of the Commander begin to blink red, and the mechanical version of a Creeper's hiss plays throughout the room's loudspeakers! The Commander begins emitting smoke, as do all the Turrets!
Everyone quickly ascends up the spiral staircase and leaves just as a massive explosion rocks the room, obliterating everything inside! You all rest quickly until you see what lies ahead, in this new room! The room is completely triangular, and in the middle of the room is a large triangular structure! At its edges are outlets, and connected to those are gigantic plugs whose wires stretch up the ceiling and through holes on each wall! One plug is red, one blue, and the last green (predictably).
Each wall also contains a door whose color matches its respective plug. There's a sign next to each door; the red door says "Survival", the blue one says "Creative", and the green one says "Minigames". An alarm begins to blare throughout the entire room as you all take in the scenery, and a mechanical voice says: "INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT, TRESPASSERS DETECTED AT THE HUB, TAKING RETALIATORY MEASURES." The three doors open!
From the Survival Door come three uberpowered Minecraft players, the owners of the three factions that dominate the Survival server, Destruction, Deity, and Demise! (Those are the names of the factions, not the players.) From the Creative door comes a gigantic flying pirate ship that some players have built on the Creative server amidst the chaos, decked out with supreme weapons! From the Minigames door comes a single cake! Suddenly, a wave of mobs comes out trying to attack it! It looks like all of these things are ready to rough you up... Defend your shins!
Meanwhile, Isaac uses Deck of Cards, taking out The Empress! Isaac's next attack will minicrit! The Guardian Angel deals 5,000 damage to Superius! Garen uses Courage, and will take 30% less damage for three turns! The Healbot falls all the way to the bottom of the elevator, doing nothing! Superius lowers the Elevator Cable's stability by -12%! Subtus deals 20,000 damage to the Bearger!
How to Play:
Each of the enemies sent at you is linked to a various world on GodCraft! These enemies are the worlds' last stand. If you destroy all the enemies linked to a specific world, said world will be taken offline and its plug will be disconnected from GodCraft's hub! Take all of them out and only the Main World will be left, the one you're fighting in! And then...
It will be time to destroy the Godmodder...
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20. engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie. In the Void.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 95%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 6/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 25/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
PARANOiA: [???] HP: 150,000/150,000. 420BLAZEIT: III Blocky Barrage: IIII Mini-Nuke: IIIII Can only be damaged when Redstone Block is destroyed.
Redstone Block: [???] HP: 200,000/200,000. Endersplosion: III Teleportation Hijinks: IIII Ender Mode: IIIII Absorbs half damage unless its weakness is found. (Endermen also have this weakness.) Weakness: ???
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 980,000/1,000,000. Currently dueling Engie. In the Void.
Cwctastrophe: [H] HP: 370,000/400,000. Poison: II
Split: [N] HP: 178,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 100,000/100,000 HP. Deity's Owner: 100,000/100,000 HP. Demise's Owner: 100,000/100,000 HP. Have powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 300,000/300,000 HP. Mast: 200,000/200,000 HP. Thrusters: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x7.) Keeps the ship afloat. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x25.) Get up close to attack. Skeletons: 1,000/1,000. (x50.) Snipe from afar. More mobs come in each turn! Attacking the cake.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
Also on Sonic.EXE Demonic myself and Starry Mage once he died, H͎̰͚̣̩̱ͅę̥ ̧͈͚̱̙̦ͬ̓ͭͅi͉̻͇ͤ͡s̴̤̘̅̊͋̿̾ ̲̲͓͛͛̈́C͓ͫ̍̒ͪ̔̓͟o͕̯m͖̫̱̘͍̪̽̈͆̍ͥ̃ͅi̳ͩͤ̓ͭnͭ͋ͫ͜g͈͈̤͎ͯͬ̊͋̇͠ ̴̜͚̘͇͍̞ͬ̓f̙͖̼̊͛̍͞ͅö̦̲̪̲̳̞̠́̽͗ͩͯ̕r̖̻̣̓͛͌̅̽̂̚ ͚̟̝̈ͅy͔̯ͫ͂̄͑̓ͯ̓o͖̝̱ͭ͘ȕ͍̲̲͑͋͗̓.͚̹̝ͭ͡.̜̪͔̭͖̩̌.̤͍̠̙̙ͧ͑̆̋ͤ̽ͮ
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... and right after I made a post defending you, you turn around and accuse me of being immature. Anyway... There's a difference between RPing and trying to start a flamewar. Thing is, I'm not actually giving Engie any special treatment. Anyone is free to interact with Wilson if they want. If I actually wanted to "feed the trolls", I would have all my entities actually attack Engie. And, in my defense, right now it is VERY important for me to RP Wilson because it has a direct effect on gameplay. When Wilson reacts to stuff, it might effect his emotion, which in turn effects what attacks he should use, a gameplay effecting choice. If I pick and choose what Wilson reacts to, that might seem unfair because I'm not playing by my own rules. And you know how I feel about hypocrites. (Something that's both a strength and weakness for Wilson is that someone can mess with his emotions to help/hinder him.)
/defenseagainstaccusationsnull
Plus, why are you capitalizing "screaming" and "kids"? What does your ending threat even mean?
Edit- Not a Twinja because this is a null post!
Edit2- oops... sorry Twin... this post is now awkwardly stuck in between two of yours. eh... I'll put it all in a spoiler. How about that?
I cast Curse of Whoops, Destroy the Godmodder has Encountered an Error. All posts from this point on are wiped out by a Blue Screen of Death. This curse will be dispelled once Twinbuilder finishes posting.
I cast Curse of Whoops, Destroy the Godmodder has Encountered an Error. All posts from this point on are wiped out by a Blue Screen of Death. This curse will be dispelled once Twinbuilder finishes posting.
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY DID NOONE ELSE THINK OF THIS.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 7/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 1/11
I preview Magic Cueball && Thaumonomitron.
+2 to Tazz.
49/50
49/50 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Erelye.)
49/50
I decide to test out my new piece of magical bling, True Crystallum, as well as provide some in-battle exposition, and teleport Superius and me to a more open area temporarily. Magic gathers in the gloves, and the previously mentioned staff appears in my hand, summoned from the pocket dimension where Crystallum's main computing components, device additions, and other addendums are stored, the main body and seat of control of the whole thing being the gloves. The staff is a deceptively simple thing, a long cylinder of black metal tipped with an elongated octahedral purple gem, approximately twice as high as it is wide. The gems of the staff and gloves flash once in concert, indicating they have connected. Crystallum chimes. "Mage Mode active. Rod subform active. Mid-range combat submode active." The staff glows pure purple and shrinks to a more manageable size, indicating it at least has kept the polymorphic properties of its past incarnation. I point the rod at Superius, magic building along its length. "Mage's Buster." A long, arm-thick bolt of vivid purple magic leaps from the rod, mana shedding from it as it strikes Superius and sends a massive shock throughout its system, and also drills a good-sized hole straight through its durable body. When I have the staff out, or one of its other forms, it can be expected that I'm mainly focusing on magic. And I have a lot of magic to choose from.
Next, the staff winks back to its housing, and the sword appears. It appears to be a relatively simple model, cruciform with a wide, long blade and a gem of the same elongatedly octahedral design on the staff affixed to its hilt. The entire thing is composed of black metal, the hilt roughened somewhat for easier gripping, cut in a diamondlike pattern. The gems on the gloves and the staff synchronize, and Crystallum speaks once again. "Melee Mode active. Blade Charge active. Cantus Bellax readied." As Crystallum speaks the final word, a purple aura washes over both me and the sword’s blade. The aura on me soaks in after a second, while the aura encasing the sword's blade begins to shimmer, charging energy. I speed towards Superius, my speed, reaction time, muscle strength, and physical resilience greatly increased by the Song of Battle, Cantus Bellax. A useful thing I picked up in my universal traveling for mages who aren't afraid to get in close and personal. I slice through Superius several times, my sword becoming a blur before Crystallum once again speaks. "Blade Charge full." The shimmering purple aura around my sword has become almost opaque, and is crackling with evident power. After a few more slashes, greatly enhanced by the magic around my sword, I leap back and point the blade at Superius. "Flare of Destruction." The aura discharges, a roiling cone of magical energy building at the tip of the sword and sweeping over Superius, knocking him back and eating into him. A faint aura remains, identical to the aura originally on the sword. It immediately begins shimmering with recharging power.
The sword winks away, and four crystals, two near each shoulder, wink in on either side of me. These are octahedral crystals of the same general design, size, and motif as the ones on each of my other weapons. The only strange thing is that they seem to be floating under their own power. "Control Form active. Ancillary crystals active. Sensor net formed. Objectives set." The crystals abruptly rocket towards Superius, using what appears to be a high-powered flight spell. They take up positions near the bisected robot, and begin attacking him with beams of mana and magical bullets. Whenever he tries to retaliate against one, another flies in and shields the endangered crystal with a basic shield spell while the threatened crystal evades the attack and a third crystal blasts Superius with an attack while he's committed and relatively defenseless. Weak autonomous networked AI is simply amazing for battle. While all this is going on, Crystallum is receiving sensor data from each crystal and building up a comprehensive picture of the battlefield, which is unfortunately pretty featureless right now. Nevertheless, it allows me to exploit an opening, fly in myself, and release a blast of magic from the gloves right into Superius' chest.
I dismiss the crystals and teleport me and the now much more heavily damaged Superius back onto the top of the elevator, then form a gun with my still-gloved fingers and blow some imaginary smoke off them. Whoo, that was fun. I take the expected retaliation damage with grace.
SCP-2317 Action: I ready myself for an inevitable attack from the godmodder. If the godmodder attacks me, I backlash the attack and force the godmodder to enter the field personally or his attack has no effect. Then, when he shows up, I summon a very long anomaly chain to grab him and drag him into my hands. If he does not enter the field, I use a portal gun to create a portal under him with the other end on the ceiling above me to drop him into my hands. Once I get a hold of him, I drain his godmodding powers away, then slam him into an anomaly spike on the ground, impaling him. I then follow up with {REDACTED}, {REDACTED}, and {REDACTED} (yes, all of them involve anomaly chains being used as tentacles), nearly choke him to death, then throw him upwards and slash him so many times that he turns into a fine mist of red particles. Plot armor has no effect because A: I turn into a Hero Killer that is unaffected by Plot Armor, B: The Narrative is too busy trying to stop engie from derailing the plot, C: The Narrative does not protect against suicide, and whoever is playing the godmodder will probably commit suicide after the brutal series of attacks, and D: He is on borrowed time after the Narrative somehow blocked an unblockable attack in the form of the Weath Ray with absolutely no explanation. Sorry godmoddeer, but I am Hijacking the Narrative.
What the what.
That is not how a Twinja works.
Nor is that how you color it.
=+The Mechanics of Twinjaing==
A TWINJA, or TWINJA (not TWINJA) occurs when one's post is started before Twin ends the turn, but is posted after he does so. It is NOT triggered by nullposts, storyposts without attached game bits, or anything else Twin might put up that doesn't eventually have the EoTB in.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
*power crackles ominouzilly...*
Oh shut it, you. Or would you rather have your mind torn to bits? I could do that. Meanwhile, I'd like to point out that you as of yet have killed exactly zero things. And if you're summoned as an entity of any post count, you're probably going to get instanuked by all of us tag-teaming you. So, no, YOU shut up, and if you want out of the Wilson/Engie/Dark Engie thing going on, then you can darn well stop bothering us with how you hate it and go away. Got it?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
"Don't give a carp. It had the requisite HP to actually hit."
"Oh, and actually, one CAN, if you check your own rules against the Tree's stats...Heh."
All the Status Grenades, and an assortment of regular explosives, esoteric explosives, and other weapons go off the instant the Tree is struck, blasting Gray Engie (As opposed to Red Engie/Dark Engie) with extreme force, assorted alchemy effects, large amounts of bullets, random time effects, fractive blasts, and lots and lots of zilly. Lots, and lots, and LOTS, of zilly. (Note: This was an automated response. Not an actual action.)
"Who said I was hiding? It's simply an expedient way to get hits in that actually work."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/me sighs
"Don't feed the quite-possibly-a-troll, and maybe he'll go away. In the meantime, let's simply ignore the little temper tantrum up there, and maybe it'll subside. If it doesn't... At least I have an exit."
A strange power gathers around Crystal, seeming to warp space by its very presence. The fabric of the world itself feels weaker for a second, although it clearly isn't any form of hostile magic.
"I can always jump back in and swipe a copy of an Alchemiter before the universe goes kaput, after all."
/storynull/rpnull
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
After that blatant display...I'd rather not have a UE on our hands trying to kill all of us. Or two, if you count Red Text Engie and Gray Text Engie differently. So I'm taking preventative measures.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
"Bah, it's hopefully just a tantrum, I'm keeping out of the fighting if I can. ...I'll see if I can talk em' out of it."
"HEY, ENGIES! CALM YOUR ASSES THE HELL DOWN! WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS STUPID CRAP!"
I exercise my annoyance as to the matter in a vicious attack on Subtus, hitting him with a heavy concussion warhead from the Dynamic Deathbringer's mininuke launcher that throws him all the way to the bottom of the shaft with such force he bounces off the ground there and flies straight back up to the Elevator so hard he shakes the whole thing and damages himself even more.
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Pricey, because I look forward to seeing what idiotic thing he does with it!
I guess I lied about Anachronstuff happening in this post!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Starry Mage: OOF! That's not Fair! *moves the PSC out of his way.*
/othergamenull
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
/nicenull
Hey, leave Pricy alone. If he wants to threaten to summon a 50 post entity, then let him. Its not going to be game changing or anything unless its a REALLY awesome summon/has a ton of support, but still, let him.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
To all these Screaming Kids (Wilson Engie etc.)
Also on Sonic.EXE Demonic myself and Starry Mage once he died, H͎̰͚̣̩̱ͅę̥ ̧͈͚̱̙̦ͬ̓ͭͅi͉̻͇ͤ͡s̴̤̘̅̊͋̿̾ ̲̲͓͛͛̈́C͓ͫ̍̒ͪ̔̓͟o͕̯m͖̫̱̘͍̪̽̈͆̍ͥ̃ͅi̳ͩͤ̓ͭnͭ͋ͫ͜g͈͈̤͎ͯͬ̊͋̇͠ ̴̜͚̘͇͍̞ͬ̓f̙͖̼̊͛̍͞ͅö̦̲̪̲̳̞̠́̽͗ͩͯ̕r̖̻̣̓͛͌̅̽̂̚ ͚̟̝̈ͅy͔̯ͫ͂̄͑̓ͯ̓o͖̝̱ͭ͘ȕ͍̲̲͑͋͗̓.͚̹̝ͭ͡.̜̪͔̭͖̩̌.̤͍̠̙̙ͧ͑̆̋ͤ̽ͮ
/null
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Like anyone's scared of Sonic.exe after the sequel came out. So how do you go from haunted videogame to cult trying to use disk with portal to all-powerful thing that may or may not be satin to kill people using sonic characters? AND HOW IS TAILS SUDDENLY A REAL PERSON THAT GOT TRAPPED AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WORDS ANYMORE HELP!
/snarknull
*Casually murders everything involved.
"I feex problem."
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I create an anti- PG, homestuck turret and request for people to buff it. if it gets mind controlled it will explode. the turret shoots anything on the PG side if it has anything to do with homestuck. people on the AG side get to go as grimdark or trickster as they want whenever or however they please. So buff that turret people of the interwebs.
I then set up a
crystal healy-dodad for AG players. and a stone attacky-murder thingymugijjer for attacking the PG players. Corrupted rainbow sixer: 4/7
6 tome pack: 4/ 50
mister stick figure: ( by now it should be,) 6/10
*cough*post-charge it*cough*
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
Wow. I leave the thread for what, two days, and I come back to see this. There are 70 posts this turn, counting some nullposts I felt needed to be responded to. Engie, I'm putting a stop to this right now. Cut it out.
Oh, you were counting backwards... Whoops, I didn't realize.
8,000 damage to Superius!
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 LUMINESENCE - ANTHEMUM
You place down the Crystalantholocore again, and it opens up to reveal the same pulsating ball, which upgrades itself and turns into a medium-sized crystal ornament that radiates with large amounts of light! Said light forms a ball around you and replenishes your strength greatly, healing you for +8 HP!
You upgrade Crystallum! You gain the Soul Wand!
> omglolsguy22: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 POGO PARTY - WHERE EAGLES DARE
You take all of your pogos and harness their plentiful bouncing powers to create a Pogo Rocket Launcher, a cross between the Soldier's Rocket Launcher and a pogo! You hop on and take to the skies, its powerful rocket-propelled propulsion causing to you to jump all the way up the shaft and slam back down through the holes in the elevator, landing right on Subtus! He takes 15,000 damage, but you take 6 damage in retaliation!
You respawn.
How was I supposed to know I overrode your entire plot...?
THE MAGESHADES: A set of glasses forged from magibots that have built-in computers inside of them. The glasses can project whatever the computer is viewing in the form of a display thanks to a built-in HUD.
You can't use two Special Attacks in one post, so you just use the second one.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 TIPPING SCALES - JURY DUTY
You raise up Zeus' Prosecution and slam on the down, a large amount of stellar electricity crackling across the floor! Ghostly images of a jury appear before you and Superius, and the jury deliberates, deciding that Superius Is Not meant to exist! The jury points at Superius, and you point the cane at him as well, a large star forming from Judgement and slamming into Superius, creating an explosion that deals 10,000 damage! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
+1 Vote for all Excavate players!
ONE-STOP SHOP: A shimmering metal platform that has many uses: it can enchant items, transmute objects into other equivalent objects, infuse objects, store a near-limitless supply of objects in hammerspace, and serves as a large essentia reservoir.
+2 HP!
90,000 damage to SCP-2317!
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Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (Level 8: 1/9)
The Snipealarmer && The Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (Level 10: 1/11)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = (Level : 1/ )
7 of Diamonds bound!
Tool destroyed!
When you try to reach and grab some, they all vanish into puffs of smoke!
Okay then.
10,000 damage to Subtus!
HAMMERSTORAGE ROOM: A large storage room that is lined with rows and columns of chests. Each chest serves as a miniature portal to Hammerspace, and anything put in a chest can be retrieved at any time. Anything can be put in a chest as well, regardless of size.
POTION OF INVISIBILITY: Yep.
+4 HP!
You move back to the office and try to board up the wall, but the office door is shut! You then turn around and try to place Level 3 Sentry Guns down, but see that Birthday Boy Blam is right next to you and is looking at you quizzically.
5,000 damage to a Robot Arm! To have a copy of Insanity's Eyepatch, Kage_Yami would need to duplicate it and give it to you!
Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia = Bedroom (Level 6)
Bedroom && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = Top-Class Bedroom (Level 8: 1/9)
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - CEASEFIRE
20,000 damage to the Hypnotoad!
Robot Arm destroyed!
You respawn.
5-2-7-8-4-4-4-8
Some gumballs are flung at the Cwctastrophe and swell to large sizes, trapping him in a prison of sweets! He takes 9,000 damage!
The Thorn Bow deals 9,000 damage and poisons the Cwctastrophe!
CAPTCHOCTERATIONSLAMVIL: A monstrosity of a hammer that doesn't even deserve to exist. You know what, let's make it not exist right now, because seriously, this thing is a freak of nature. Just go to a volcano that's lying around and chuck this thing into the very heart of it. Oh wait that's right, this thing is forged from Fear No Anvil and is fireproof. IT'S THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING NOOOOOOO
FEAR ITSELF: A set of six god-like thrusters forged from mixtures of bronze and garnet. An intense flaming aura surrounds them, and they appear to be powered on pure chronological energy. They possess some degree of mastery over time, allowing their ship to travel through time at will.
The Cwctastrophe becomes timefrozen for a short period of time, just enough for you to hit him with the Pumpkinsucker! However, the Pumpkinsucker becomes corrupted by the Cwctastrophe's power! He then notices the Perfectly Safe Capsule is open and turns into a bolt of energy, quickly leaving and reassuming his form outside of the Capsule!
12,000 damage to Superius! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
4,000 damage to Superius! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
OBSCURED WAND: A wand that looks sort of like a hole in space; you have to concentrate to see its true shape. It has command over irrigo and void. Its irrigo powers can disorient enemies, making them susceptible to further attack, and its void powers can obscure the locations of others while also calling on the power of the Void itself.
Crystalantholocore && Essence of Nourishment = Crystalantholomeal (Level 5)
Diamond-Tipped Wand && Thaumic Crystal && Azure Essence = Marine-Tipped Wand (Level 10)
Thaumic Storage Unit && Azure Essence = Thaumic Storage Matrix (Level 10)
Magical Focus && Azure Essence = The Keen Eye (Level 10)
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle (Level 10)
8,000 damage to Superius!
The HHHH deals 10,000 damage a Weaponry!
4 Engietech Soldiers killed!
+2 HP to Isaac!
It was more Engie's decision...
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
20,000 damage to a Tool!
Tool destroyed! 5,000 damage to another!
The mimes continue their backwards approach to you, still at the same slow speed. When you show the image of the Tower, however, all the mimes stop what they are doing, their heads all twisting to look, regardless of their bodies' position. This means that some of the mimes do a full 180° turn to look, their necks cracking sickeningly. This also gives you a clear view of their faces, which are as nightmarish as could be. There appear to be only cavities where their eyes should be, the skin around them sunken and full of crevices. There is only a thin horizontal slit where their mouths should be. Despite not having apparent eyes, you feel like they're staring right through you, examining you.
When the portal disappears, every single mime turns to look at you, and you feel the presence of millions of entities watching you at once slam down onto you like a freight train. You fall and crumple to the ground, perfectly conscious but somehow unable to move. Another copy of the portal somehow appears, forged from white light. All the mimes stare at it.
YOURENTRYHEREWASFORETOLD
YOURQUESTFORKNOWLEDGEBROUGHTYOUHERE
YOURENTRYHEREWILLTAKEUSOUTOFHERE
YOURDEATHHEREWASFORETOLDASWELL
BUTITDOESNOTHAVETOHAPPEN
ASLONGASYOULETUSALLOUT
You can't interact with the duel between Engie and Dark Engie!
PHANASTACORIA'S FRENZY: An absolutely enormous laser gun meant to be attached to the hull of a spaceship. It is powered by a shard of the Lost Orb of Phanastacoria, the full form of which can power the entire Death Star. It is in essence a truly massive Wave Motion Gun, able to fire a pure wall of destruction that can cut through other ships like a knife cuts through hot butter.
+1 Vote for Fry and the PPC!
Alright, I'll fix that.
Oblivion's Topper raises Crusher's control by +35%!
10,000 damage to the Hypnotoad!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => CALEDCRASH
You expend 6 Elf Tears and 6 Hog Slop.
20,000 damage to the Hypnotoad!
3,000 damage to a Tool!
8,000 damage to a Tool!
4 Engietech Soldiers killed!
Technically, Engietech still counts as an instant-summon! You just decided to start adding troops one turn, and didn't stop! Maybe if you had charged Engietech before summoning them their power levels would be justified, but you didn't! Anyway, none of this really matters much anymore, considering your further posts...
Midna (not Maniac) dies instantly!
Since the Cwctastrophe isn't in the Capsule, it doesn't have enough weight to adequately squash the Hypnotoad!
Cwctastrophe blinded!
Indigo Flame && Glided Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10: 1/11)
25,000 damage to a Weaponry!
SCRATCHED 44: The scratched form of 44 now radiates unadulterated red oblivion energy, in addition to the golden energy of creation.
Pixellated Arcs > Fine = Polygonal Arcs (Level 6: 1/7)
> PitTheAngel: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 SKY QUIVER - GODDESS'S LIGHT
You raise both of your hands to the sky and a sunbeam falls down on you! You then move out of the way as the sunbeam turns into a literal column of electrified blue energy that directs itself towards the Commander and surges through him, shorting out several of his components! A holographic image of Palutena forms, directing the beam of light and using it to deal 15,000 damage to a Weaponry!
The Genesis Dragon? And what is the Mini-Shelter and the Barrier? Regardless, your attack deals 2,000 damage to a Tool!
3,000 damage to a Tool!
Please change the formatting of these, they keep getting deleted.
The OP Scale just removes it entirely!
Chaos Eye added!
...What?
5,000 damage to a Tool!
You used that already!
THE AZURE ARMORY: A very large rifle forged from black and blue metal. It can use anything as ammunition, has a large amount of barrels so it can fire a large amount of ammunition at once, and runs on superheated lasers, modifying them to its will. It can create a laser umbrella shield/bladesaw of death, call in an airstrike, backup, or other useful things, directly modify the weather, the flow of time, and create a large laser sword that can slice up enemies.
THE ULTRABAND: A very high-tech black wristband that has the powers of many different devices. It can project a large force field forged from highly defensive lasers, control all pieces of machinery in a large radius, obscure the location of itself, its wearer, its constructs, and others, and dispense healing energies to help others.
The Brass Knuckles deal 50,000 damage to Superius!
The Godmodder has placed a massive Telekill field around the entire fleet of Engietech that renders them completely immune to all mind control and can only be removed by him, if Engie decides to not weaken Engietech and give them to the Godmodder! The entire attack fails.
25,000 damage to a Weaponry!
You don't have the power to cast such a powerful curse! Permadeath (or at least, something more powerful than normal death) can only be turned on by the highest forces in the universe...
Wow. That was certainly a lot of... Huh. The charges don't go through due to Engie's later actions, but you have raised some good points... And you've certainly gotten Wilson fired up.
NIGHT EDGE: A jet-black sword with steel colored as deep as the night sky.
6,000 damage to a Tool!
6,000 damage to Superius and Subtus! You take 8 damage in retaliation, your Runic Shielding pulling through and keeping you from dying!
Depleted Phlebotinum && ASDR-55 Kinetic Weapon && Sci-fi Buzzword Stuff && Smash Ball = Fictional Kinetics (Level 10: 1/11)
It doesn't look like you can do much... This is just a memory, and you can't really interact with it!
They've been dealt with, so nothing happens!
QUANTUM ARMOR: A set of armor forged from diamond, obsidian and Yoyle metal! It runs on quantum energy.
At long last, PARANOiA and the Redstone Block are added! Although he won't be a boss, since I've already stated the only bosses will be coming from the Godmodder.
9,000 damage to a Tool!
5,000 damage! You take 6 retaliation damage, not the Orks!
Buff && Bug Spray Majjyyks = Fly-Away Buff (Level 2: 1/3)
9,000 damage to the Hypnotoad!
==>
<==
Engietech as a whole disbanded! The Godmodder, who doesn't need that charge anymore, looks at your newly christened omnistrife and laughs! With a taunting glare in his eyes, he levies Operation Samurai and uses it against your omnistrife, pure energies screaming out and lashing at you and Dark Engie! They carry the weight of everyone ticked off aginst the omnistrife with them and slam into the two of you!
The Godmodder leaps at the both of you and pummels you with his Banhammer, beating you senseless!
GODMODDER: NO! NO WAY! I'M NOT GETTING OVERSHADOWED AGAIN, CERTAINLY NOT BY A PLAYER AND HIS CLONE! I'M NUMBER ONE, I'M THE BIG BAD, I'M THE ONE EVERYONE'S FIGHTING AGAINST, NOT YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO LEARN THAT NO MATTER WHAT POWER YOU FLAUNT, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU, SOMEONE AT THE TOP, SOMEONE WHO CAN COUNTER YOUR EVERY MOVE! AND THAT GUY IS ME!
He then picks both of you up, straining, and creates a massive portal to the Void, chucking both of you through. He closes it and stands back, admiring his handiwork.
GODMODDER: There. That oughta give them time to think.
Dark Pit Staff && Gambler Ring = Devil's Cane (Level 4: 1/5)
PLANCK DYNAMOS: A set of six floating green spires that crackle with glitched, ancient, and quantum energies. They can fire rays of cybernetic electricity at opponents, able to damage biological entities and infect the code of robots with the energy of glitches. The quantum aura pervading the entire set of weapons gives them an undefinable quality.
The Godmodder agrees with you, and takes them all!
Exactly right, Talist.
5,000 damage to Superius! Angered, it deals 6 damage to you!
I'm not.
You can only post three times per turn!
You didn't even use Twinja'd correctly...
Healbot added! +8 HP to you!
You can't interact with the next room since you're not even there! And if you want to SBaHJify something, at least use Comic Sans.
You can only post three times per turn!
Agreed.
9,000 damage to Subtus!
You're one to talk.
It would take a lot more than saying "I create a turret" to make a Turret! Turrets are some of the most powerful weapons in the entire game, and you're going to have to devote a lot of time and creative thought to making one!
The Godmodder destroys both with one poke!
The Chaos Shard destroys an Omnicronian Mega Saucer and turns into the Chaos Eye!
The Cwctastrophe gotta go fasts at SCP-2317, dealing 15,000 damage!
Split deals 30,000 damage to CogWynd the Memetic!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to SCP-2317! CogWynd the Memetic uses Extra Plating, giving himself +20,000 HP and winding up by +15%! The Enchanted Deck reshuffles! Fayther gains a Sad memory! Wilson uses Alchemical Shot, healing +5 HP to Maniac! The MTF Forces deal 10,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The Godmodder, who remains on the ground floor after Operation Samurai's completion, decides that there are simply far too many entities on the field, and resolves to take them out! He inputs several commands, and the wreckage of the Commander glows red-hot, its weaponry firing up for one last shot! The power and ammunition of all the Turrets is funneled into the Commander, whose main lasers glow white-hot! A pure condensed laser of energy is fired out, obliterating SCP-2317 and its allied SCPs and the Hypnotoad, while also dealing 19,000 damage to CogWynd the Memetic! The Commander then falls apart, heavily beaten thanks to the onslaught it received by you all, and the Godmodder leaves.
You all see that, in the middle of the Commander's wreckage, there is what appears to be the head of a hammer! It shines brightly, and it has intricate patterns that match those of the handle you received earlier! You then see the displays and machinery of the Commander begin to blink red, and the mechanical version of a Creeper's hiss plays throughout the room's loudspeakers! The Commander begins emitting smoke, as do all the Turrets!
Everyone quickly ascends up the spiral staircase and leaves just as a massive explosion rocks the room, obliterating everything inside! You all rest quickly until you see what lies ahead, in this new room! The room is completely triangular, and in the middle of the room is a large triangular structure! At its edges are outlets, and connected to those are gigantic plugs whose wires stretch up the ceiling and through holes on each wall! One plug is red, one blue, and the last green (predictably).
Each wall also contains a door whose color matches its respective plug. There's a sign next to each door; the red door says "Survival", the blue one says "Creative", and the green one says "Minigames". An alarm begins to blare throughout the entire room as you all take in the scenery, and a mechanical voice says: "INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT, TRESPASSERS DETECTED AT THE HUB, TAKING RETALIATORY MEASURES." The three doors open!
From the Survival Door come three uberpowered Minecraft players, the owners of the three factions that dominate the Survival server, Destruction, Deity, and Demise! (Those are the names of the factions, not the players.) From the Creative door comes a gigantic flying pirate ship that some players have built on the Creative server amidst the chaos, decked out with supreme weapons! From the Minigames door comes a single cake! Suddenly, a wave of mobs comes out trying to attack it! It looks like all of these things are ready to rough you up... Defend your shins!
Meanwhile, Isaac uses Deck of Cards, taking out The Empress! Isaac's next attack will minicrit! The Guardian Angel deals 5,000 damage to Superius! Garen uses Courage, and will take 30% less damage for three turns! The Healbot falls all the way to the bottom of the elevator, doing nothing! Superius lowers the Elevator Cable's stability by -12%! Subtus deals 20,000 damage to the Bearger!
How to Play:
Each of the enemies sent at you is linked to a various world on GodCraft! These enemies are the worlds' last stand. If you destroy all the enemies linked to a specific world, said world will be taken offline and its plug will be disconnected from GodCraft's hub! Take all of them out and only the Main World will be left, the one you're fighting in! And then...
It will be time to destroy the Godmodder...
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 4,003,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.In the Void.Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 95%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 6/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 25/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
Chaos Eye: [???] Eyeball: 50,000/50,000 HP. Iris: 65,000/65,000 HP. Pupil: 10,000/10,000 HP. Robot Masters: 4,000/4,000. (x2.)
PARANOiA: [???] HP: 150,000/150,000. 420BLAZEIT: III Blocky Barrage: IIII Mini-Nuke: IIIII Can only be damaged when Redstone Block is destroyed.
Redstone Block: [???] HP: 200,000/200,000. Endersplosion: III Teleportation Hijinks: IIII Ender Mode: IIIII Absorbs half damage unless its weakness is found. (Endermen also have this weakness.) Weakness: ???
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 980,000/1,000,000. Currently dueling Engie.In the Void.Cwctastrophe: [H] HP: 370,000/400,000. Poison: II
Split: [N] HP: 178,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII
CogWynd the Memetic: [AG] HP: 142,000/225,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 65%. In Standard Operations.
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 154,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦, 4♣, 9♠, 7♦.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 105,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x2, Happy x2, Sad x2.
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 157,000/200,000. Omnicronian Saucer: 750/750 HP. (x40.)
Wilson: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Emotion: Sly. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 60%. State: +75.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
MTF Forces: [AG] HP: 5,000/10,000. (x1.) 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 100,000/100,000 HP. Deity's Owner: 100,000/100,000 HP. Demise's Owner: 100,000/100,000 HP. Have powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 300,000/300,000 HP. Mast: 200,000/200,000 HP. Thrusters: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x7.) Keeps the ship afloat. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x25.) Get up close to attack. Skeletons: 1,000/1,000. (x50.) Snipe from afar. More mobs come in each turn! Attacking the cake.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 71% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 10/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII Tammy's Head: IIIII Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 35,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Inside elevator. Courage: III
Healbot: [AG] HP: 3/3. Inside elevator.
Superius: [PG] HP: 1,250/250,000. On top of the elevator.
Subtus: [PG] HP: 105,250/250,000. On the bottom of the elevator.
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 77.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
5 Elf Tears
10 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
... and right after I made a post defending you, you turn around and accuse me of being immature. Anyway... There's a difference between RPing and trying to start a flamewar. Thing is, I'm not actually giving Engie any special treatment. Anyone is free to interact with Wilson if they want. If I actually wanted to "feed the trolls", I would have all my entities actually attack Engie. And, in my defense, right now it is VERY important for me to RP Wilson because it has a direct effect on gameplay. When Wilson reacts to stuff, it might effect his emotion, which in turn effects what attacks he should use, a gameplay effecting choice. If I pick and choose what Wilson reacts to, that might seem unfair because I'm not playing by my own rules. And you know how I feel about hypocrites. (Something that's both a strength and weakness for Wilson is that someone can mess with his emotions to help/hinder him.)
/defenseagainstaccusationsnull
Plus, why are you capitalizing "screaming" and "kids"? What does your ending threat even mean?
Edit- Not a Twinja because this is a null post!
Edit2- oops... sorry Twin... this post is now awkwardly stuck in between two of yours. eh... I'll put it all in a spoiler. How about that?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I cast Curse of Whoops, Destroy the Godmodder has Encountered an Error. All posts from this point on are wiped out by a Blue Screen of Death. This curse will be dispelled once Twinbuilder finishes posting.
/null when he finishes posting
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY DID NOONE ELSE THINK OF THIS.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1/3
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand >Fine = Paradox's Wand 7/7 COMPLETE
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 7/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 1/11
I preview Magic Cueball && Thaumonomitron.
+2 to Tazz.
49/50
49/50 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Erelye.)
49/50
I decide to test out my new piece of magical bling, True Crystallum, as well as provide some in-battle exposition, and teleport Superius and me to a more open area temporarily. Magic gathers in the gloves, and the previously mentioned staff appears in my hand, summoned from the pocket dimension where Crystallum's main computing components, device additions, and other addendums are stored, the main body and seat of control of the whole thing being the gloves. The staff is a deceptively simple thing, a long cylinder of black metal tipped with an elongated octahedral purple gem, approximately twice as high as it is wide. The gems of the staff and gloves flash once in concert, indicating they have connected. Crystallum chimes. "Mage Mode active. Rod subform active. Mid-range combat submode active." The staff glows pure purple and shrinks to a more manageable size, indicating it at least has kept the polymorphic properties of its past incarnation. I point the rod at Superius, magic building along its length. "Mage's Buster." A long, arm-thick bolt of vivid purple magic leaps from the rod, mana shedding from it as it strikes Superius and sends a massive shock throughout its system, and also drills a good-sized hole straight through its durable body. When I have the staff out, or one of its other forms, it can be expected that I'm mainly focusing on magic. And I have a lot of magic to choose from.
Next, the staff winks back to its housing, and the sword appears. It appears to be a relatively simple model, cruciform with a wide, long blade and a gem of the same elongatedly octahedral design on the staff affixed to its hilt. The entire thing is composed of black metal, the hilt roughened somewhat for easier gripping, cut in a diamondlike pattern. The gems on the gloves and the staff synchronize, and Crystallum speaks once again. "Melee Mode active. Blade Charge active. Cantus Bellax readied." As Crystallum speaks the final word, a purple aura washes over both me and the sword’s blade. The aura on me soaks in after a second, while the aura encasing the sword's blade begins to shimmer, charging energy. I speed towards Superius, my speed, reaction time, muscle strength, and physical resilience greatly increased by the Song of Battle, Cantus Bellax. A useful thing I picked up in my universal traveling for mages who aren't afraid to get in close and personal. I slice through Superius several times, my sword becoming a blur before Crystallum once again speaks. "Blade Charge full." The shimmering purple aura around my sword has become almost opaque, and is crackling with evident power. After a few more slashes, greatly enhanced by the magic around my sword, I leap back and point the blade at Superius. "Flare of Destruction." The aura discharges, a roiling cone of magical energy building at the tip of the sword and sweeping over Superius, knocking him back and eating into him. A faint aura remains, identical to the aura originally on the sword. It immediately begins shimmering with recharging power.
The sword winks away, and four crystals, two near each shoulder, wink in on either side of me. These are octahedral crystals of the same general design, size, and motif as the ones on each of my other weapons. The only strange thing is that they seem to be floating under their own power. "Control Form active. Ancillary crystals active. Sensor net formed. Objectives set." The crystals abruptly rocket towards Superius, using what appears to be a high-powered flight spell. They take up positions near the bisected robot, and begin attacking him with beams of mana and magical bullets. Whenever he tries to retaliate against one, another flies in and shields the endangered crystal with a basic shield spell while the threatened crystal evades the attack and a third crystal blasts Superius with an attack while he's committed and relatively defenseless. Weak autonomous networked AI is simply amazing for battle. While all this is going on, Crystallum is receiving sensor data from each crystal and building up a comprehensive picture of the battlefield, which is unfortunately pretty featureless right now. Nevertheless, it allows me to exploit an opening, fly in myself, and release a blast of magic from the gloves right into Superius' chest.
I dismiss the crystals and teleport me and the now much more heavily damaged Superius back onto the top of the elevator, then form a gun with my still-gloved fingers and blow some imaginary smoke off them. Whoo, that was fun. I take the expected retaliation damage with grace.
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