Equally angry, I turn to Wilson, gray flame burning the land.
"You dare."
A calm voice on the outside, but anger is quite clearly visible.
"I'm not anything like you. I'm not anything like anyone here. If it were my own kind that were being sent off to their deaths, I would not be able to casually do so. But people? Just ordinary, everyday people? The average person barely lives to be around 100. Take that number, compare it to my age. I've outlived many, MANY lives. It's not horrific if I'm careless with life, because I'm not that life. BUT HUMANS! BETRAYING EACH OTHER!"
There's no calmness left.
"HAVE YOU PEOPLE NO SENSE OF KINSHIP? ARE THE VERY PEOPLE AROUND YOU, WHO ACT AS YOU DO, ARE THEY JUST ANIMALS TO YOU? DO YOU NOT LOOK UPON YOURSELF AND WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO YOU IF YOU WERE THE ONES DYING? DAMN RIGHT I'M A MONSTER, BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR YOU ALL TO START BEHAVING LIKE I WOULD TO YOUR OWN KIND, THEN CALL ME OUT WHEN I DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY!"
A pair of wings extend, blades in and of themselves. They flourish, glowing gray with power. Dark Engie does the same, just as righteously angered at me as Wilson. The troops take one look at me, then throw down their guns, cast off the damage reflector, and stand in unison.
"You've gone too far, commander. We want nothing to do with whatever Leeroy Jenkins style idiocy you're pulling."
As a unit, they all march off (fly in the case of the Dragonfly Drones), leaving behind too many weapons. Unsurprisingly, this does nothing whatsoever to help the situation.
"BETRAYAL! EVERYWHERE, BETRAYAL! YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES! AT THE VERY LEAST, PEOPLE WHO I COULD STRUGGLE TOGETHER WITH! BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH! I CANNOT TRUST ANY OF YOU!"
The neutral alignment above my head starts flickering.
"I... WILL..."
Hostile mode initiated.
"KILL ALL OF YOU!"
"DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD! KILLING EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS ALL YOU'VE EVER KNOWN! YOU THINK I'M DARK? TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL ONE, YET YOU ARE DISGUSTING TO ME!"
"FUNNY YOU SHOULD STILL PRETEND AS IF YOU'RE ME! WHAT KIND OF LIES HAVE YOU CONVINCED YOURSELF INTO BELIEVING?"
"NO LIES, ONLY THE TRUTH!"
"THEN I SHALL TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO PULL THE WOOL OFF OF YOUR EYES, IF YOU CANNOT DO IT YOURSELF!"
"YOUR DENIAL ONLY SERVES TO STRENGTHEN ME! AND WITH THAT STRENGTH, I SHALL DO WHAT NOBODY ELSE THOUGHT OF DOING ALL THOSE BILLIONS OF YEARS AGO!"
Dark Engie raises his hammer.
I raise the Buster/Masamune fusion.
"I'M ENDING THE SLAUGHTER AT THE SOURCE."
"NONE SHALL END THE OVERLORD'S REIGN. LEST OF ALL YOU."
One of the stupidest things i've seen in a long time: 13/50
Pixellated Arcs > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Dark Pit Staff + Gambler Ring = ??? (1/?)
...Well, this looks like a blatant case of not being able to take some criticism for your actions. Now it just looks like you're disrupting the plot. And in that case, i just blatantly stop caring. I don't care about your little temper tantrum messing up the plot. But if i need to, i will.
I get ready to fight if i need to. But i will leave you with your little games to yourself for now.
*the personalities subside to the degree that they no longer have separate text colors...*
Oh Holy Notch, please hear our plea for a blessing in this hour of our most desperate need. Mimes and Universe Eaters. We are probably otherwise doomed, without your help. Amen.
*BLESS*
I prepare to either counter, or attack, any Engie that attempts to attack any other entities.
I gather the weapons of the troops, as well. Those shouldn't be left lying around.
I inspect the first instance of any weapon type I come across.
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/quick Wilson RP
The anger suddenly flashes out of Wilson's eyes and he leans backwards with a smug look on his face
Oh, I'm sorry, did my words hurt the great destroyer of lives? Words really do bite deeper than blades. You know what? I'll hold my anger. What's better at stopping people is snarkyness. So, heh. Lets do this. Of course you're not like me. I'm moral. Ask anyone, they'd back me up. I've only killed something like... 5 creatures in my life. So I'm not like you, I'm better. Oh, so you're not only hypocritical but also a racist? Great job defending yourself old sport! If you take into account all the dead's potential children, you've still killed more life hours. And I accept your attacks. I have no kinship for there are none of my kin left old sport! Instead, I have this wonderful thing called empathy. It applies to all, even outside my kin. And its so very funny you would accuse me of seeing others as animals. I am an animal in case you've forgotten, old sport. I'm a Fennec. So yes, everyone around me but you are animals. The greater insult would be to call them human, old sport. And yes, I wonder what if it were me dying all the time. I told you so, remember? Or, at least I told Gerbil. In fact, that's another line you stole from me, old sport. "What if it were you? Your life crushed down into a tally in someone's brags?" Remember that? Of course you don't. Except now it doesn't work so well because you're arguing against yourself! I don't even have to say anything and you'd lose this debate! You're making some more arguments from racism, so good job old sport. And, you know what? I'm not going to attack you. You're not worth it old sport. And I'd advise everyone here to do the same. Huh, I went British there for a moment... old sport!
((OOC: I have to applaud you for that bit of storytelling Engie. But I still feel like you went too far to interject your own story into the game. You broke the rules to farther your story. And for that, I'd like to tell everyone here, DON'T BOTHER ATTACKING ENGIE. The attention you give him will only be a message that its okay to run around, break the rules and infuriate everyone just to get some time in the spotlight. He's still breaking the rules right now by giving himself 5 times the normal amount of health. I don't want a repeat of the Vord. Storytelling is fine and everything, but its my ideal that it should NEVER be a justification for breaking the rules or deliberately angering others, which is the reason I stuffed most of mine into my sidequest.))
Okay, no post today. Sorry guys! I had to something IRL from 7:00 to now, and since that's when I usually start posting, it messed up my entire schedule. I don't even know if there will be one tomorrow either, but hopefully there will be.
I bring the Masamune/Buster sword down on Dark Engie. The result is like driving an axe through a wedge of cheese. He recovers quickly, but not well. -50000 health.
"I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO ANY OF YOU! LEAST OF ALL SOMETHING AS INSIGNIFICANT AS SOME CRITTER!"
I prepare to swing at Wilson, but Dark Engie flash-steps in, pushes Wilson out of the way, then flash-steps out, leaving me to merely crush the floor in a long line.
"Whatever you're doing, fox, keep doing it. Normal me will bring about his own defeat if he keeps denying everything."
The Pomson 9000 and the Bustamune (yes, that's the sword) clash, spraying everyone with sparks. However, Dark Engie is soon hurled across the room, into the floor. I have a (more than usual) murderous look flashing in my drone's eyes.
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The Emerald Nova fires large, large quantities of...
And it doesn't matter.
Far from being satisfied, Tricky is still board, and interjects by buzzsawing his way through the room, with engie and dark engie being right at the center of it, smashing both of them into the ground at high velocity and breaking up the fight.
A note is left behind, nailed into the face of dark engie, which is dead now after being Tricky'd.
"This is fun! Maybe I should actually join in next time!"
Unless of course, twin is fine with engie's melodramatic temper tantrum, in which case, scratch this entire post.
SCP-2317 Action: "So, Engie. There can only be one Hostile player (or player-controlled entity) in this tower. And since you can ignore the rules, that means I can ignore the rules too, like the posting limits." I reduce my maximum HP by 1 so that i can attack Engie_Ninja. I then materialize a massive anomaly blade and run it through him. Before he realizes what is going on, I dematerialize the anomaly blade, causing all the blood vessels pierced (and his heart) to suddenly burst massive amounts of blood out in a shower of gore that even I find excessive. Before engie can recover, I start materializing many spiked chains, and have them snake their way through all his blood vessels. When they complete that (or when Engie tries to get back up to fight back), I start swinging him around by those chains until he is accelerated to about 10% the speed of light, then throw him out the side of the tower so fast that he gets chucked into the Far Lands and glitches out. He now needs to wait for 3 twinbuilder post before he can even THINK about respawning.
And with that, the cloaking drops and the Christmas Tree drops an entire arsenal of status effect potions of level X extended on both Engies, including, but not limited to:
Wither
Poison
Thaumorhhea
Flux Flu
Nausea
Vomiting
Artificially Heightened Cholesterol
Flux or Warp
Immersion In Liquid Death
Immersion In Gaseous Death
Sudden Appearance Of Lava Source Itis
Drowning
Antithorns
All harmful effects applied by Cobaltshade weaponry
All negative enchants (see Thaumcraft, but I covered that already)
THE SUN IT BURNS (Solar Sensitivity)
All negative Ars Magicka status effects
All negative status effects from all the mods on the server that I could possibly have ever seen in use ever anywhere.
Increased Debuff MMMLLLCCCXXXVVVIII (or other arrangement for maximum value), which makes the l10 status effects that much times worse.
The constant barrage of potions makes it impossible to reach the Tree before the cloak goes back up.
"I don't even know who to support anymore. It seemed like Engie, but then THIS."
"Which is why you both have so many status effects it's not even funny right now."
"I am not amused by any of this."
"And you owe your troops an apology, whomever wins in this strife."
Following that, I launch bursts of grimdark, fractive, zilly, zilly/grimdark, zilly/fractive, grimdark/fractive, and zilly/grimdark/fractive energies at the Controller as a stress relief mechanism.
"If I have to I WILL go meta and smash some rules. Don't. Push. It."
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
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SCP-2317 Action: "So, Engie. There can only be one Hostile player (or player-controlled entity) in this tower. And since you can ignore the rules, that means I can ignore the rules too, like the posting limits." I reduce my maximum HP by 1 so that i can attack Engie_Ninja. I then materialize a massive anomaly blade and run it through him. Before he realizes what is going on, I dematerialize the anomaly blade, causing all the blood vessels pierced (and his heart) to suddenly burst massive amounts of blood out in a shower of gore that even I find excessive. Before engie can recover, I start materializing many spiked chains, and have them snake their way through all his blood vessels. When they complete that (or when Engie tries to get back up to fight back), I start swinging him around by those chains until he is accelerated to about 10% the speed of light, then throw him out the side of the tower so fast that he gets chucked into the Far Lands and glitches out. He now needs to wait for 3 twinbuilder post before he can even THINK about respawning.
Funny how you described me as if I had blood in the slightest sense. Your entire attack fails as a result of you failing to understand what I am.
And with that, the cloaking drops and the Christmas Tree drops an entire arsenal of status effect potions of level X extended on both Engies, including, but not limited to:
Wither
Poison
Thaumorhhea
Flux Flu
Nausea
Vomiting
Artificially Heightened Cholesterol
Flux or Warp
Immersion In Liquid Death
Immersion In Gaseous Death
Sudden Appearance Of Lava Source Itis
Drowning
Antithorns
All harmful effects applied by Cobaltshade weaponry
All negative enchants (see Thaumcraft, but I covered that already)
THE SUN IT BURNS (Solar Sensitivity)
All negative Ars Magicka status effects
All negative status effects from all the mods on the server that I could possibly have ever seen in use ever anywhere.
Increased Debuff MMMLLLCCCXXXVVVIII (or other arrangement for maximum value), which makes the l10 status effects that much times worse.
The constant barrage of potions makes it impossible to reach the Tree before the cloak goes back up.
"I don't even know who to support anymore. It seemed like Engie, but then THIS."
"Which is why you both have so many status effects it's not even funny right now."
"I am not amused by any of this."
"And you owe your troops an apology, whomever wins in this strife."
Following that, I launch bursts of grimdark, fractive, zilly, zilly/grimdark, zilly/fractive, grimdark/fractive, and zilly/grimdark/fractive energies at the Controller as a stress relief mechanism.
"If I have to I WILL go meta and smash some rules. Don't. Push. It."
Fool. Your christmas has little meaning to me outside of December. Your entities, also, can do nothing to me now. I bisect the tree in a single strike of the Bustamune. Trying to hide behind overpowered entities isn't going to work - when it comes to fighting me, I know all about it.
OI! FRIENDLY FIRE! I'M TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN!
(-5000 health from Dark Engie.)
And you're doing a WONDERFUL job at that. Especially with the incompetent backup of those who I once looked upon as brothers in arms.
Piono, your attack is fine, but the Emerald Nova is nowhere NEAR powerful enough to bring one such as I down when I'm like this.
In fact, reviewing the usual damage dealt by players, I think it's time for a health revision. Just to bring this up to a nice, big, threat level. Just like Scratch, English, and all those other ones. You know. A good old-fashioned boss fight.
Traitor Engie: 500/500 health. Takes damage according to Player health system. Regenerates 100 health per turn. Strife power: 75%
IF YOU GET TO JUST FORCE YOUR HEALTH UP LIKE THAT AT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT NOW, THEN I GET TO PLAY WITH MY STATS TOO!
DARK ENGIE: 1000000/1000000 health (The Armor Piercing Question: 1/3). Strife power: 25%
Just because you put a fancy chargey attack beside your health bar doesn't make you any more of a pest to me.
OH DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! LOOK, ENGIE ISN'T GOING TO DIE MERELY BY SHOOTING HIM CONSTANTLY. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT. SEE THAT STRIFE POWER BAR? NOTE THAT DARK ENGIE IS A SHADOW SELF? TRY TO GET ENGIE TO DENY DARK ENGIE'S EXISTENCE, AND HOLD OUT UNTIL DARK ENGIE GETS THE APQ CHARGED.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
Oh, no no no no no. NO. Can't have you spilling company secrets, Techie. That would be treason. And we all know what happens to people who betray the company...
GOTTA RUN OR ELSE TRAITOR ENGIE WILL KILL ME OKAY BYE.
TECHPIECE flees, lucky to escape with his life. Hmph. I shall deal with his betrayal after I've brought you all to your knees.
Okay, no post today. Sorry guys! I had to something IRL from 7:00 to now, and since that's when I usually start posting, it messed up my entire schedule. I don't even know if there will be one tomorrow either, but hopefully there will be.
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22/50 NOT SPENT and 29/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I play an antique healbot to restore 8 health to me! Back from the junkheap! Its also a summon...
Healbot:
HP: 3/3
Attack: 3 damage
Running, program: hug! It charges towards Subtus arms outstretched, not realizing that Subtus is under the elevator. So, it trips and falls all the way to the bottom. Junkheap boouunndddd...
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | Sad |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 310$ _ Wilson's charges A: 32/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 208$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 4$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 4$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (3$, lvl1, glitch)
Extended Potion of Cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2 says on tin.)
Splash potion of nightshade +2
Splash potion of glitch +1
Great, now other people are starting to ignore the rules. I'll only respond for the sake of RP.
Oph! Hey! Don't push me! And calling me a critter. Oooowchhh... hooowww painful. Your ever so acrid words reeaaaalllllyyyy do tear into my heart. But for all your strength, for all the lives you've murdered, you can't wring the neck of an overly snarky fox? Hrmph. Some destroyer you are. I get the feeling that you're nothing but hot air. And it seems like you've given up in arguing with me, which is a shame because that really was fun... old sport. Wilson used taunt! Engie fell for the taunt! If you hit me, you're just proving my point actually. Not like it needed to be proven any farther. So, you want to take a swing at me? And lose a fight to one of the weakest combatants here? The great destroyer, brought to his knees by some nobody. How sad, he only has one tool on his belt, sheer force. And when someone doesn't listen to that, he's helpless. Poooorrrr baaabby. Look how far he's fallen. And you, whoever you are, don't think you're above my scorn. You're several million times better than that idiot over there, which brings you up to about a 4 out of 10. And all I'm doing is being incredibly snarky and rude. I remember back when me giving these same criticisms caused me to run off in fear of retaliation from him. But no more. Even though he's trying to be more threatening now, his lies and brags don't scare me anymore. I'm out of his inflated shadow. Hear that? An overgrown spider and chemical reaction do your job better than you do! I do your job better than you do...
Emotion now on sly.
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on Cogwynd actually. Sorry, but it needs the healing more. In total, it is now only 100% more effective than normal. (+100% base)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it.
I use first gun from no time to explain to shoot whatever PG entity shows up during the next post. and use anty- logic to make these entites confused and unable to attack for one turn. I then take my fists and pummel these enemys and then PAUNCH and KEYK!!! them. I then feed them a delishious death- burger and then strangle them with a titanium, coat hanger. I then use my titanium- jackhammer on whatever part of their bodies are most vunerable . I then SBHJ_ ify the entireeeeeeeeeeeeeee game. sow exepct shome bad typing prablams when I go snwp. Now bewcaze da game ish in no moed for lowigc noow, iy can shlap da goodmodder in ish face with a bomba.
Starry Mage: Apparently. i am so Sick and tired of all of them fighting with the Fox and the Shadow... so i am so Angry because you are making me kill you AGAIN! If you make me EVEN Angrier I WILL BE SUMMONED AS A 50 POST ENTITY!!!! SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND STOP BEING [REDACTED] AND GET OVER WITH IT!!!
Equally angry, I turn to Wilson, gray flame burning the land.
"You dare."
A calm voice on the outside, but anger is quite clearly visible.
"I'm not anything like you. I'm not anything like anyone here. If it were my own kind that were being sent off to their deaths, I would not be able to casually do so. But people? Just ordinary, everyday people? The average person barely lives to be around 100. Take that number, compare it to my age. I've outlived many, MANY lives. It's not horrific if I'm careless with life, because I'm not that life. BUT HUMANS! BETRAYING EACH OTHER!"
There's no calmness left.
"HAVE YOU PEOPLE NO SENSE OF KINSHIP? ARE THE VERY PEOPLE AROUND YOU, WHO ACT AS YOU DO, ARE THEY JUST ANIMALS TO YOU? DO YOU NOT LOOK UPON YOURSELF AND WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO YOU IF YOU WERE THE ONES DYING? DAMN RIGHT I'M A MONSTER, BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR YOU ALL TO START BEHAVING LIKE I WOULD TO YOUR OWN KIND, THEN CALL ME OUT WHEN I DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY!"
A pair of wings extend, blades in and of themselves. They flourish, glowing gray with power. Dark Engie does the same, just as righteously angered at me as Wilson. The troops take one look at me, then throw down their guns, cast off the damage reflector, and stand in unison.
"You've gone too far, commander. We want nothing to do with whatever Leeroy Jenkins style idiocy you're pulling."
As a unit, they all march off (fly in the case of the Dragonfly Drones), leaving behind too many weapons. Unsurprisingly, this does nothing whatsoever to help the situation.
"BETRAYAL! EVERYWHERE, BETRAYAL! YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES! AT THE VERY LEAST, PEOPLE WHO I COULD STRUGGLE TOGETHER WITH! BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH! I CANNOT TRUST ANY OF YOU!"
The neutral alignment above my head starts flickering.
"I... WILL..."
Hostile mode initiated.
"KILL ALL OF YOU!"
"DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD! KILLING EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS ALL YOU'VE EVER KNOWN! YOU THINK I'M DARK? TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL ONE, YET YOU ARE DISGUSTING TO ME!"
"FUNNY YOU SHOULD STILL PRETEND AS IF YOU'RE ME! WHAT KIND OF LIES HAVE YOU CONVINCED YOURSELF INTO BELIEVING?"
"NO LIES, ONLY THE TRUTH!"
"THEN I SHALL TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO PULL THE WOOL OFF OF YOUR EYES, IF YOU CANNOT DO IT YOURSELF!"
"YOUR DENIAL ONLY SERVES TO STRENGTHEN ME! AND WITH THAT STRENGTH, I SHALL DO WHAT NOBODY ELSE THOUGHT OF DOING ALL THOSE BILLIONS OF YEARS AGO!"
Dark Engie raises his hammer.
I raise the Buster/Masamune fusion.
"I'M ENDING THE SLAUGHTER AT THE SOURCE."
"NONE SHALL END THE OVERLORD'S REIGN. LEST OF ALL YOU."
>Begin Omnistrife.
>Objective: Kill me.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
DARK_PIT'S TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 45/50
One of the stupidest things i've seen in a long time: 13/50
Pixellated Arcs > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Dark Pit Staff + Gambler Ring = ??? (1/?)
...Well, this looks like a blatant case of not being able to take some criticism for your actions. Now it just looks like you're disrupting the plot. And in that case, i just blatantly stop caring. I don't care about your little temper tantrum messing up the plot. But if i need to, i will.
I get ready to fight if i need to. But i will leave you with your little games to yourself for now.
A quick little post to finish my alchemy charge.
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning
Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 10/10) COMPLETE
I'll be making my great escape now!
...*hastily appends "Engie" to list of immunities that Perfectly Safe Capsule has, points to Perfectly Safe Capsule*
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*the personalities subside to the degree that they no longer have separate text colors...*
Oh Holy Notch, please hear our plea for a blessing in this hour of our most desperate need. Mimes and Universe Eaters. We are probably otherwise doomed, without your help. Amen.
*BLESS*
I prepare to either counter, or attack, any Engie that attempts to attack any other entities.
I gather the weapons of the troops, as well. Those shouldn't be left lying around.
I inspect the first instance of any weapon type I come across.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/quick Wilson RP
The anger suddenly flashes out of Wilson's eyes and he leans backwards with a smug look on his face
Oh, I'm sorry, did my words hurt the great destroyer of lives? Words really do bite deeper than blades. You know what? I'll hold my anger. What's better at stopping people is snarkyness. So, heh. Lets do this. Of course you're not like me. I'm moral. Ask anyone, they'd back me up. I've only killed something like... 5 creatures in my life. So I'm not like you, I'm better. Oh, so you're not only hypocritical but also a racist? Great job defending yourself old sport! If you take into account all the dead's potential children, you've still killed more life hours. And I accept your attacks. I have no kinship for there are none of my kin left old sport! Instead, I have this wonderful thing called empathy. It applies to all, even outside my kin. And its so very funny you would accuse me of seeing others as animals. I am an animal in case you've forgotten, old sport. I'm a Fennec. So yes, everyone around me but you are animals. The greater insult would be to call them human, old sport. And yes, I wonder what if it were me dying all the time. I told you so, remember? Or, at least I told Gerbil. In fact, that's another line you stole from me, old sport. "What if it were you? Your life crushed down into a tally in someone's brags?" Remember that? Of course you don't. Except now it doesn't work so well because you're arguing against yourself! I don't even have to say anything and you'd lose this debate! You're making some more arguments from racism, so good job old sport. And, you know what? I'm not going to attack you. You're not worth it old sport. And I'd advise everyone here to do the same. Huh, I went British there for a moment... old sport!
((OOC: I have to applaud you for that bit of storytelling Engie. But I still feel like you went too far to interject your own story into the game. You broke the rules to farther your story. And for that, I'd like to tell everyone here, DON'T BOTHER ATTACKING ENGIE. The attention you give him will only be a message that its okay to run around, break the rules and infuriate everyone just to get some time in the spotlight. He's still breaking the rules right now by giving himself 5 times the normal amount of health. I don't want a repeat of the Vord. Storytelling is fine and everything, but its my ideal that it should NEVER be a justification for breaking the rules or deliberately angering others, which is the reason I stuffed most of mine into my sidequest.))
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{OOC; Personally, I find Engie's antics highly amusing. A little madness is sometimes better than simple sanity.}
/nullfornowmayberealpostlaterifIgetaroundtoit
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Okay, no post today. Sorry guys! I had to something IRL from 7:00 to now, and since that's when I usually start posting, it messed up my entire schedule. I don't even know if there will be one tomorrow either, but hopefully there will be.
I falter briefly.
"Er..."
"I feel that deniiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaal..."
"SHUT UP!"
I bring the Masamune/Buster sword down on Dark Engie. The result is like driving an axe through a wedge of cheese. He recovers quickly, but not well. -50000 health.
"I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO ANY OF YOU! LEAST OF ALL SOMETHING AS INSIGNIFICANT AS SOME CRITTER!"
I prepare to swing at Wilson, but Dark Engie flash-steps in, pushes Wilson out of the way, then flash-steps out, leaving me to merely crush the floor in a long line.
"Whatever you're doing, fox, keep doing it. Normal me will bring about his own defeat if he keeps denying everything."
The Pomson 9000 and the Bustamune (yes, that's the sword) clash, spraying everyone with sparks. However, Dark Engie is soon hurled across the room, into the floor. I have a (more than usual) murderous look flashing in my drone's eyes.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Post III
Fury attack 4/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 3/15
Critical Strike 3/20
I drop-kick engie
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1ST POST
I hork up all of my birthday food on Superius, demoralizing it's ego and leading to hit jumping into the wall in an attempt at destroying itself.
He scream
Hank growls, and pulls out... the Emerald Nova.
Punk.
The Emerald Nova fires large, large quantities of...
And it doesn't matter.
Far from being satisfied, Tricky is still board, and interjects by buzzsawing his way through the room, with engie and dark engie being right at the center of it, smashing both of them into the ground at high velocity and breaking up the fight.
A note is left behind, nailed into the face of dark engie, which is dead now after being Tricky'd.
"This is fun! Maybe I should actually join in next time!"
Unless of course, twin is fine with engie's melodramatic temper tantrum, in which case, scratch this entire post.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
SCP-2317 Action: "So, Engie. There can only be one Hostile player (or player-controlled entity) in this tower. And since you can ignore the rules, that means I can ignore the rules too, like the posting limits." I reduce my maximum HP by 1 so that i can attack Engie_Ninja. I then materialize a massive anomaly blade and run it through him. Before he realizes what is going on, I dematerialize the anomaly blade, causing all the blood vessels pierced (and his heart) to suddenly burst massive amounts of blood out in a shower of gore that even I find excessive. Before engie can recover, I start materializing many spiked chains, and have them snake their way through all his blood vessels. When they complete that (or when Engie tries to get back up to fight back), I start swinging him around by those chains until he is accelerated to about 10% the speed of light, then throw him out the side of the tower so fast that he gets chucked into the Far Lands and glitches out. He now needs to wait for 3 twinbuilder post before he can even THINK about respawning.
Screw it. Plan Merry Christmas is go.
And with that, the cloaking drops and the Christmas Tree drops an entire arsenal of status effect potions of level X extended on both Engies, including, but not limited to:
Wither
Poison
Thaumorhhea
Flux Flu
Nausea
Vomiting
Artificially Heightened Cholesterol
Flux or Warp
Immersion In Liquid Death
Immersion In Gaseous Death
Sudden Appearance Of Lava Source Itis
Drowning
Antithorns
All harmful effects applied by Cobaltshade weaponry
All negative enchants (see Thaumcraft, but I covered that already)
THE SUN IT BURNS (Solar Sensitivity)
All negative Ars Magicka status effects
All negative status effects from all the mods on the server that I could possibly have ever seen in use ever anywhere.
Increased Debuff MMMLLLCCCXXXVVVIII (or other arrangement for maximum value), which makes the l10 status effects that much times worse.
The constant barrage of potions makes it impossible to reach the Tree before the cloak goes back up.
"I don't even know who to support anymore. It seemed like Engie, but then THIS."
"Which is why you both have so many status effects it's not even funny right now."
"I am not amused by any of this."
"And you owe your troops an apology, whomever wins in this strife."
Following that, I launch bursts of grimdark, fractive, zilly, zilly/grimdark, zilly/fractive, grimdark/fractive, and zilly/grimdark/fractive energies at the Controller as a stress relief mechanism.
"If I have to I WILL go meta and smash some rules. Don't. Push. It."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Funny how you described me as if I had blood in the slightest sense. Your entire attack fails as a result of you failing to understand what I am.
WELL, GOOD JOB FAILING TO DO ANYTHING, GENIUS!
Fool. Your christmas has little meaning to me outside of December. Your entities, also, can do nothing to me now. I bisect the tree in a single strike of the Bustamune. Trying to hide behind overpowered entities isn't going to work - when it comes to fighting me, I know all about it.
OI! FRIENDLY FIRE! I'M TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN!
(-5000 health from Dark Engie.)
And you're doing a WONDERFUL job at that. Especially with the incompetent backup of those who I once looked upon as brothers in arms.
Piono, your attack is fine, but the Emerald Nova is nowhere NEAR powerful enough to bring one such as I down when I'm like this.
In fact, reviewing the usual damage dealt by players, I think it's time for a health revision. Just to bring this up to a nice, big, threat level. Just like Scratch, English, and all those other ones. You know. A good old-fashioned boss fight.
Traitor Engie: 500/500 health. Takes damage according to Player health system. Regenerates 100 health per turn. Strife power: 75%
IF YOU GET TO JUST FORCE YOUR HEALTH UP LIKE THAT AT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL IMPORTANT NOW, THEN I GET TO PLAY WITH MY STATS TOO!
DARK ENGIE: 1000000/1000000 health (The Armor Piercing Question: 1/3). Strife power: 25%
Just because you put a fancy chargey attack beside your health bar doesn't make you any more of a pest to me.
OH DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! LOOK, ENGIE ISN'T GOING TO DIE MERELY BY SHOOTING HIM CONSTANTLY. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT. SEE THAT STRIFE POWER BAR? NOTE THAT DARK ENGIE IS A SHADOW SELF? TRY TO GET ENGIE TO DENY DARK ENGIE'S EXISTENCE, AND HOLD OUT UNTIL DARK ENGIE GETS THE APQ CHARGED.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
Oh, no no no no no. NO. Can't have you spilling company secrets, Techie. That would be treason. And we all know what happens to people who betray the company...
GOTTA RUN OR ELSE TRAITOR ENGIE WILL KILL ME OKAY BYE.
TECHPIECE flees, lucky to escape with his life. Hmph. I shall deal with his betrayal after I've brought you all to your knees.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Me: Guess what? We got TWINJA'D AGAIN!
Starry Mage: You've got to be Kidding...
/null
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
22/50 NOT SPENT and 29/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I play an antique healbot to restore 8 health to me! Back from the junkheap! Its also a summon...
Healbot:
HP: 3/3
Attack: 3 damage
Running, program: hug! It charges towards Subtus arms outstretched, not realizing that Subtus is under the elevator. So, it trips and falls all the way to the bottom. Junkheap boouunndddd...
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | Sad |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 310$ _ Wilson's charges A: 32/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Splash potion of nightshade +2
Splash potion of glitch +1
Great, now other people are starting to ignore the rules. I'll only respond for the sake of RP.
Oph! Hey! Don't push me! And calling me a critter. Oooowchhh... hooowww painful. Your ever so acrid words reeaaaalllllyyyy do tear into my heart. But for all your strength, for all the lives you've murdered, you can't wring the neck of an overly snarky fox? Hrmph. Some destroyer you are. I get the feeling that you're nothing but hot air. And it seems like you've given up in arguing with me, which is a shame because that really was fun... old sport. Wilson used taunt! Engie fell for the taunt! If you hit me, you're just proving my point actually. Not like it needed to be proven any farther. So, you want to take a swing at me? And lose a fight to one of the weakest combatants here? The great destroyer, brought to his knees by some nobody. How sad, he only has one tool on his belt, sheer force. And when someone doesn't listen to that, he's helpless. Poooorrrr baaabby. Look how far he's fallen. And you, whoever you are, don't think you're above my scorn. You're several million times better than that idiot over there, which brings you up to about a 4 out of 10. And all I'm doing is being incredibly snarky and rude. I remember back when me giving these same criticisms caused me to run off in fear of retaliation from him. But no more. Even though he's trying to be more threatening now, his lies and brags don't scare me anymore. I'm out of his inflated shadow. Hear that? An overgrown spider and chemical reaction do your job better than you do! I do your job better than you do...
Emotion now on sly.
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on Cogwynd actually. Sorry, but it needs the healing more. In total, it is now only 100% more effective than normal. (+100% base)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Sly
- State: 75
- Stress: 60%
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I Think Starry Mage is getting angry...
Starry Mage: Apparently. i am so Sick and tired of all of them fighting with the Fox and the Shadow... so i am so Angry because you are making me kill you AGAIN! If you make me EVEN Angrier I WILL BE SUMMONED AS A 50 POST ENTITY!!!! SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND STOP BEING [REDACTED] AND GET OVER WITH IT!!!
/NULL
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
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