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I use ULTIMATE UMBRA to cause the shadows on the S.S. OMEGA to turn against the ship, slicing and dicing the bridge!

I throw some zombies into some skeletons.

the blue one says "Creative"

There's been a Creative Server this whole time? And there's a portal? Hmmh.

MCF I hate your editor.

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I stare at Cwcatastrophe. Oh great, you're out. Welp, I guess I can't do much but laugh at how horribly this has went. I hop out of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, attach some copies of Fear Itself to the edge, and put on Twin's shades, because it's... ABOUT TIME I started fighting seriously. I momentarily shunt my annoying split into some corner of my mind, and the Perfectly Safe Capsule rushes towards Cwcatastrophe, catching it. I greet it in my full English attire, leaning slightly on a golden cane. Hey, I wonder how I got that. Oh well, probably thanks to time shenanigans. (Psst, preview Cane/Machine Gun || Gold Block.)

"This is Tempo

Back in center

And I’m never staying down at the hands of the likes of you

Cause your defeat is certain

So I might as well just close the curtains

Because this Lord ain’t gonna follow your rules

Come at me without any of your fancy ‘chus

Let’s go, you nauseous bore.

Come here and FACE YOUR LORD!"

I then pull out Gladius Dei, and cut a leg off of the monstrosity, then gouge its eye out with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd. I then use Lil' Cal on him, cursing him, then use Santa's Sweets on him. After I do that, I take out the Pale Valve and use it, pushing the Redstone Block away from Cwcatastrophe with excessive amounts of water, following up with a roll of the Pale Octet at him. This is MY FIGHT.

+2 Moorblade charge.

True Monado 19/50

Mythosesque 19/30

Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10 2/11).

(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 8/11

Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 4/11 (Orb of Control)

(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)

ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-7, Gutza1-14, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

Quote from Netpatham»

MCF I hate your editor.

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Don't we all? I still want the next game moved to Bay12 or something.

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Turn 1

My Actions: See Below

(Godmodder's Tower) I Stab some Zombies in the heads with my Steel Diamond Katana

(Wilson's Shop) N/A

(Others) +2 to Talist;

Starry Mage's Action: I use the Power of Mega Swampert and i morphed into the Swamp Monster then i use the Signature, Muddy Water to Blind all the Attackers who attacking us i Created the Earthquake at the Zombies

Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)

Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)

Special things Alchemy and Charges:

Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 5/50

I saw the Rainbow Danmaku from Hong Meiling then i dodged thesde. 31/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)

Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 31/50

Charge Storage: 9 (+1 from Amperz +2 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)

Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 10/11

Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage

Steel Diamond Katana Stats

Level 1

Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible

Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000

Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14

Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)

"You're one to talk, Richard."

My voice comes from everywhere and nowhere at once. Rather disturbingly, nobody except the Godmodder himself appear to be able to hear it.

"Where were you when that Minecraftian, I think his name was Piono, was going Alpha-tier Godmodder on everyone? From what I could see, he was a player too."

A number of fragments of reality appear with a glass shattering sound. The fist of my drone is clearly visible through the hole left behind.

"Aside from dragging everyone into this entire conflict in the first place, what have you done to actually be considered anything but an annoyance? Tell me, how many worlds have you sundered, how many lives have you extinguished, what organisations out there are dedicated to the eradication of your entire species?"

My fist strikes the hole again, causing more reality fragments to fall to the floor. Something is WRONG with my drone...

"Lͧ͏̤O̭ͬO͇ͮͫ̀Ķ̤͗͒ͭ ̩̻̫͚͔Ǐ̘͖ͬͫͤ͊̃͂͝Ṅ̛̒ͦ͋͗̋̚T̼͙͎̬̭̦͍Ŏ̉ͣ͂͏̠̘͙͖͙̗̺ ͙̙̟̱̦͊̉ͣ͑͋ͭ͛M͉̜Ỹ̡̤͙̾ͮ͊̆͊ ̛͔̲̻͓͊E̘̘͙ͨ̉̓Y̡̹̻̠̝ͩ̔̉͂E̼͞S̹͔͛̅͟,̹͙̹̰͛ ̼̙̰̦̉ͬ̅̌͛R̈̔̍ͨͭ̂̀I̡͔C̏͋́̓̇͛ͩH͍̝͎̰̤̹̽A̝͊ͪ̽̐R͛ͪ̊͑͏͍̗̮̟̗̘̙D̥̬̹͈̦̍̓ͦͧ̚ͅ!̼̰̖͕̓͝"

A huge plate of reality falls to the floor, revealing that I tore the arm off of Dark Engie and used that as a weapon. One gray camera-lens style eye stares directly at the Godmodder, a ballad of death swirling in the mess. The arm drifts off behind me.

"D̡̫O͉̱̲͇͑ͦ̎ͬ̚ ̨̦̲̺͇̱̟̐ͩͮͥ̉̔Y͈̣ͤͫ̍̆Ő̦̮͛ͣU͞ ̖̤̲̐̍͞S͔͖̊̃͆̈ͦͦ̈́E̵͍͙͖̥͐̊ͯͥE̐͑̋̊ͬ͟ ̓ͧT̲͈̣̳͍̾͋̅̿͒H͖̫̩̊͋͑͆ͮ͑̚Ẹ̢̳̫͎̠̆ͅ ̹͇̖̮͈͚̪ͮ̐ͪͧͭD̽̎ͯͪḚ̳̠̗ͦ͊̀ͥͦͮ͊͞A͚̫̤͉͈͒ͯͮ͊T͎̗̼͇̰ͥ͜H͚̥̭̞̪̦̱͂ͤ͊̊̇ͣ̌͟ ̦͖̻̎̇͛͝A̤̭̋̃ͯ͌͂ͭ̚N̯̪̼̞͚͉͑͊̚͞Ḋ͈̱͇͎̥̫ͬ̈́͑ͨ ̝̱͚̲̫͙̪̒ͬ̑̾̈́Ḋ̯̖̹̭̩̻̦ͪͪ͜E̲̜̐ͧ̾̀S̠͚̻̼̻̖ͦ́͜TR̳̪ͥͤ͞Ụͤ͌̓̃C̬̭͂ͥ̎͗ͧ̾̋T̲̏̉ͭ̓̃̏̐I̛͉̮̭̖͍̻͌ͭͣͣͯ̿ͅƠ̯̰̮͂̂͗N͞ ̞͚̤̻̘̟̮̊M̤ͦ̽ͫͫ̆͐ͭȲ̲̝͉̐ͦ́ ̬̊ͥN̾̔ͭͫ̑̊͆A̝̰͐̍ͬ̓͡Ṃ͓͔͕̂E̮̟̳̬̼̝̬ͧ̿̂ͤ́͐ ̡͍̳̲̩̣B̷͎̠̳͆͗̈́ͣ̃ͧE̡͌̆̑̍̚A̰̻͙̪͋̋ͬ̂͒̀͘R͇̟̙̲̆ͭͅS̯̣̱͉̙̬͒̓?͛ͩ̈̃̐͐͆͘ ̻̩̲͇̤̚͝E̛̙̖̣̞̭̖ͫ̍̍̓Nͬ͌̉̃̔T̘̞̹̼̏ͦ̽̊͟I͎͙̮͖̤ͦ̓R̟̬̪̯̩̗͒ͪͭ̎̍E̢͚̞͇̲ ͍̙̙̤̗̭̈́̾ͦ͌̏́ͧC̬̼͎E̶̫̦̖ͩ̇ͪͣN͈̱̫͚̎̋̂̑Ṯ̫̩̜̻͑̓͗̏̐͝U͛Ṟ̠͚̬̤̬̝ͪ͒I͏̤̰̘Ḛ̙̻̯ͩ̄̾ͪ͂̓ͩ͢S͓̫̺̗͖̖͟ ̵ͤ̊̓HA̝̺͈̙̩͠V͖̱̫̖̥̈ͫ̎̇̅͘ͅE͌̍̎͂ͫ̒͞ ̹͕̲̹͖G̱̭̼͖̜̮̥̓̓̒ͪ̕O͂͂͒ͧ͐̾N̛̞͈̮͍ͅE̱͔̹̼̱ ͗͂̊̏͘B̼̰̰̰̊̌̈́ͧY̼͚͋̾͊́ ̧͖͚A̮̖̯̞̞̜̼͊̆͗̐̂̃S̤̮͖͆͊̊ ͌ͪ͊̑̓̀҉͕̣I̢̜͙͔̍ͬ̉ͭ̑̈́̽F̂ͬ̋̏ ͈̏̽T̂ͬ̒҉͕̦H̡̬̱͎̟̗̬͒E̥̓̐̎̿̾Y̩̯̜̙̼ͦ͐̃͋ͬ ̻͚̱͖̈̎́W̛̞͎͉̩̓̏͑ͫͪ̓̇E̡̮̪̦̥̻̟̦͒ͨ͆̐͊̀̽R̯̭̗E̫̩͖̫̣͂ͭ̊͞ ̭̦̪̜͓͔̂̎̒͗̕S̫̙̔̂͟ͅE̾͡C̤͔͈̿̕O̷̞͎̪ͪ̽ͬͯÑ̝̤͜D͓̭͖̤̣͛́̋ͅS̤̟ͧ̍ͅ,̖̘̖̎͒̊ ̩̬̿͒͐̄E̬̫̠̗͍̙̎̓̈͞N̜͎͔̟̖̹͓ͦ̂͋̉̅̈T̛̬̫̙̮͉̿́ͫ̑̄̍I̧͔ͨR̡͖̱̩̘̭̄̿Ȅ̯͓̹͉̦̅ ̯͌ͯ̏́̐C̙͍̹ͧͪ̅́ͮE̪̤̥͝ͅN̶̗͈̪̱̮͒̐T̸̳͒̾̋̚Ų͍͗̊ͤ͋͑̓R̫̤̣̜̩̖̣I̘̗̭̹̲͉͗͟ͅĒ͇͈̙͋ͅSͦ͆͆!̪͈̼̤͇͙̌ͣ̆͋̂̍ ̧͕̺͓͍̳̯͛͛͌Y̙͚̱͎̣̊ͮ̅̊̉͌ͅŌ̬̺ͤͥͮ̀̚Ǔ͙̳̟̦͇̭̦ͪ͒̈́̆ ̳L̙͇͎̏ͭO̫̯͎͙͖͐͒͒̚͟O̯̻͉̜̣̥̿͊ͥ̃K͓ͪ̋ͧ̃̽͐̍͡ ̖͓̱̫̦̩̥̆͟Ḷ͉̃ͮͣ̾̽ͥ̇ͅI͔̜͖͈͙͔̦ͫ̄̑̓̚K͕͑̔̔ͨ̐͐E̖̭̠̱͔ͮͣ̄́ ̷͔̟̦̾̽Y̼͚͓̹̣̗̒̌͒̑͌͒̾O̤͂ͪ͢U̸̍͆̆̽̐'̳̘̱̃̑̓͑͘R̡̝̝̖̣̘̮̪̒ͦͫͭ̌ͧE̩͒ ̧̣̮̳̰̰ͯͮB͖̳̰͓͖̭̊̀͒̉͌͠A̴͓̝R̺̝̯̜E̢̿̂L̫̣̋̋ͯ͂ͭ̎Y̴͉̪͛̓̃ ͙͎͟P͈̍Ṷ̬̯͈̠̘̰ͫͯ͗ͫ͟S̟̯͔̪̣ͬͅHͥͦ̿҉͉͓͇͙̥̣̩Ī̞̠͍N̨̤̙̱ͯ̔͐ͫ̐̇G̯͎̱̈̏͠ ̲̘͎͎͉̱̞͌̈́̉͑̈͡T͚͈̘ͮ̍W͔̥͔͉̖͚͋̐̓̀Ę̻͇̠̱̉̆̆̅N̤ͣͩ̓ͫ̉̓͟Ť̷̼̤̲Y̤̖̪̙ͦ̄ͯͥ͘ͅ ͒҉̘̜͉F̧͓̄ͯ́I̷͇̪͎̻ͫ͑͐̍V͍̆̒̎͊̽ͮE̷͚̠̥͕͋̀ͬ͗ͨ͐͋!̥͙̙͖̼̰͓ͥ̿̾̈ ̝̹̣͕T͚͙̱̰͈ͪͥͪͤ͗͊̓H̭̘̭͍̆̽̉̓̌͗͆͘I͈͍͌̀͑͛ͅRŢ̪͆ͫ̎Ỳ͓̤͍̩̱͇,̞̤̭ͪͭ͢ ̼̱͙͎̯͐ͨ͛̇̊̎̇P͛ͯͣͯͦ҉̰̺ͅE̸͚͍̣̥ͨR̝̹͖̩ͯͩ͆͒͂̈́̉H̻̭A̮̦͈̓ͯͩ͡P̦̫̲̪̼̬͍̔S̈́̅͑̈ͬ͒̊҉͈̘̪͇̮!̺̖̀ͣ̿ͩ́̃"

Dark Engie, in the background, catches his arm, reattaching it, then looks right at the Godmodder. Energies similar to those used in Operation Samurai swirl around him.

"I̲̅'̷M̧͓̩̟̟̳͖͓ͧͭ̑ͨ̔ ̻̯͍͟N̻͐ͬ̔ͨ̽O͙̲̞̗͌ͧ͌͘T̯͔̘̣̪͚̰ͦ̄̆͛ ̬̯̫͉͚̺͕ͤͭ̐O̢̪̯̹͐͊̌N̳̩͎̟̾͗͆̊̔̂Ḙ̐̀ ̪̼͍͙̅̋̈̓̚͡O͚̟̟͍͒ͩ̓̽̇͡F̶̥̱̎ ̥̪̹͈͇ͤ̏̄̇ͨͧ̓Y̜̠͙̯ͫ̊̀ͅȮ̷͙̘͇͍̼̬̅̌̉̿̊ͤU͙̓̽̾̓ͪ͛ͅR̴͍̤͍̼ͩ̀̒̌ͪ̏̚ ̤̰̓̉̽ͤ̎̎ͨ́Ş͕̜̹̿͋ͪṪ͚A͎͕͓̍̍̄͌ͩͩ̊͟ͅN̛͈ͮ́͌ͯD̍͆҉̹̝̜̥Ạ̢͇͍̐̍R͍̱̙̣̩̓D͕͎̤̖͍͐ͫ̓ͨ̍ͭ̚ ̒͊̐͌ͦͩ͐B̲̅͊̍ͮ̽̚E͖͓̤L̑̂̀Ṫ̰̝̳W̯̞̻̤̹͕̍ͧͩͪ̄ͮ̀A̗͒Ỵ͙ͦͤ͊ͤͨͦ͘ͅ ̞͋̇ͫ̎̔P̬̏͑̈́̆̅̉́A͔̓Ň̫͚̣͙̣̩̺̔ͬ̇͌̚͡S̲͔̳͓̳̖̺̒̔̌̕Y̖̱̰͍̟̫̗͆ͧ̓̉ͩ ̫̥͉̉ͣ̾̉A̗̼̿C̶̬T̛ͮ̐ͣͯͥI̊ͥ̾̈́̏Õ̸̊̍̒ͩN̞̺̹͓̝͔̥̿͟ ̯̝̮ͯͨͦ̾͑͊H̨͌ͤE̯̗͚̲͈̬̔̾̒̏ͥ̒̀R͚͟O̴ͦͭ́É̠̩̯̱̟̪̤̿̽S̬͔̝͈!̝̺̘̺̮͇ͩ"

Dark Engie draws closer to me, leveling a shadowy afterimage of the Banhammer itself.

"W̘̱̜̫̼͖̎̃͟Ḛ̵̟̐R̦̭̗̘ͥ̑̈E̱͓̠̯͉̝̐̈̎̔ ̴̜͇̬͍̺̩̩I̤͇̫͕͒ͤ͑͢T͓̰̉͐̐ ̡̿͐N̪̈ͤ̒̈̉͗ͨ͢Ô̦͚͋ͬ͠ͅT̸̜̯̯̪̪̲͍̉ͧ͂ ̽ͩ͑ͣF̰̻̤̯͇͒̐O͎̱̦̲̙͕̺͋ͦ͂ͤ͗R ̟͓̖̺̺ͮͨͥ̀ͅT̤̻̪̮͚ͮ̚H̻̤̮͉̭̖̹̄̐̃̃̒È̙̹ ́Ö̡͔̤̯̠̩̜͌̿͒P̘̺͙̳̫̭ͥ̿ͪ͂ͨ̾ ͬͩͫ͂͐̔҉̙͙̝̘S̹̹̘͕̈ͦͩ͡C̜̺̻̪̬͊͠A̶̓͐̊́͊̊L͍͍͎̘̏E͊̈̂͞,̵̱̖̗̠̙ͯ̍̾ͮ͊͛ ̢̭̭͙̭̗ͮͩ̈I̗̝͍ͮ̆̄ͫ̾ ͇̼̖̞̱̖̐͋̓̆̔͡W̨̠̮̣͙̘͇O̲͎̰͓̔̓̄ͦͮͪͯͅU̩̺͕̝͍̥͘ͅL̠̗̜̤̺̰͔͂ͯ̃D̫̞̤̟͎̰̪̆ͭ̎ ͨ̆̔͂͊̈́͏̣̜̱Ḥ͈͚͉̂͛͋͟Ȃ̛̱̗͓̜̠͆V̟̘̠̫̋̈̏͢Ê̟̋̽̓ͣ̚ ̛̥͎̤̱͙̜T̡̹͈͉͚ͤ̐͊̇O̳̝̗̞̜̥R̙͖ͯ̋̎͂ͥǸ͚̩̳̦̪̾͆ ͚̝̪̘̖Ỵ̜̜̩̰̯̽͒̈ͅO̷͇͓̊̑̒̈̿U̵̘͈͍̞̩̹ͯ͊̌͐ͣ̂ ̛͕̯̲̜ͥ̈̐ͭ̄Ḯͯ̉͝ͅŇ͙̞͍͔̲̰͔̅̑͂̕ ͙̪̱͖͇̂ͮH̡̩̟̆ͤ̽̃A̬̦͚̙ͥ̽̿ͩ͛L̸̘̻͖̬͇̏̓ͫF̯͉̣̿͟ ̶͈̤͓ͅÀ͈͎͍̣͖͎̺ͦͪ̍̽N̞͊͂ͨD̄̓͏͙͈̖ ̩̱ͨ̍ͭ̏ͮ̔̿́Ē̫̼̮ͣ͑̔̃͑̓͝Á̴͉T̚È͠N͖̜̲̟̾̒ͮͫͣͣͅ ͈͕̪͚̳̃̆͑̃̐͝Ẏ̨̠̩̱͓͖̱̎͆O̤̭̻̪͓̥̘͐̐͗̇̾U̠̬͔̔͛͆͒̎͂͢R͓̹̼͗̊̂̇͌̔̈ ̗͙͇̘ͪ͑̌̈́͊̉ͫ͠S͓̼͈̮̦̪̭O̮͚̯͕͡ͅỤ͙̻͐̂ͮL̖̟͗̃̐̚ ̾̌͡A̖͎̮͒͗ͦͭ́͛̓͘L̘̭̃͊ͧ͂̓̒L̳͈̱̤̀͛ͫ̈́͆ͮ T̫͆͊ͮ̂̅H͔̖̆̈́ͅE͖̹̣̣̊ͮͣ ̸̟͖̄̏͊̈́ͯ̈́̑W̫ͩͧͣ̋A͢Y̨̟ͧͬ̆̅̌̏ ̛̠̞͇͎̜̝̬̊ͦ̄̎̂B͎͕̤̮̈ͩ̍A͎͖̮͔̣̍ͧ̀ͦ̏̕Č͇̪͐ͭ̔̇ͨ̚K͓̹̫͓͞ ̜̪̞̪̤̍ͨ̀̕Ť͎̾ͥ̓̋̉H̱ͤ͋ͅE̸͍̜͐͑ ̭̰̄̈́͑͋̇F̼̋̈́̀Ì̶̠̻͈Ŗ͎͙̗̙̙̗͐ͯS̝͓̙͎̫̯̍̄͐͑T̮͈̼̪̪̤̈́ͫ ̢̥̞̗̯̓ͅT̯̹͗ͦI̷̼̩̰̒M̴̞̭̻̟̱̜̔́ͯE̛̤̖͖̝ͪ̐͑ ̨̤͉̹ͥ̾͊Y͈̟̲̟̯̐͟ͅȮ͟Ů͚̞̉̐͆͑ ͙͚̒́S͙̗̏̄͊̈́̓̃T̞̬̮͖͚̣̆ͣ͌̈́̀͛̋A͈̼͒̇̉̇̒Ŕ̢̞͍̱̱̭̎ͦ̊̽ͅT̍҉Ḛ̺̔ͣḊ̦͔͈̣ͫ̽ ̧̺͕͈̱̥͕̳̎͂̚A̖̦͚̍́ͬͮ̉̚ ͌W̠̦͚ͬ͊̾̅̄ͤ͐͢A̎̃ͫR̝͎̣͖̙͠!̸̼̠̭̭͚͇͍̃ͨ"

Dark Engie gets into position, aiming a swing right at me.

"I̟̼̫̬͚̝̦ͤ̓̾̌͝Ṉ̵̺̹̭̺͚̈́̌̀ͣ͒͊ͧ ̛̙͖F̢͍͕̼͎͙̲̓͛̅̈́̊̚A͚̮͗̇͘C̛̩͐̂ͧ̐̑͋̄T̤̮̯̻̏͑̒̄̒̓̊,̙̥͍͇̾͌ͥ̐̄͂̽ ̺̭̗͆I̖̭͇̮͆ͪ́ ̡̲̱͚͔ͅT͇ͦ͆ͯ͛͜H͑̎ͧ҉͚̭̮̣̻ͅI͕̳͓̻̼͗͛͂͗͠N̫̭ͣ̅̑K̸̃̈́ͣ ͖Ì̸̜̖̘̖̦͔̺ͯ'̸̙͂L̛͕͔͖̣͍͆͛Ļ̼͓̻͍̔̽͆̇ ̳̼̜̝̱̋̂ͭ̒̈͊͜D̟̟͚͔̠̕ͅȌ͏̟͚̳͕̙ͅ ̸̱͖̼̒̃ͮͪ̓ͪT̖̃̈ͪH̖͙͔̮̳̰̳͌ͥ̽̈́̚̚A͔̫̒͂ͨ̃͗ͥ̊̀T̸̩̭̯̫͔̺̣̾͌̚!̤̞̲̉"

"LIKE HELL YOU WILL!"

"Wait, wh-"

*CRUNCH*

I fall to the side, away from the holes in reality. Dark Engie watches.

"THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALMOST CONSTANTLY. YOU CAN SEAL REALITY YOURSELF, I'VE GOT MYSELF TO WORRY ABOUT."

Case in point, I fly back into view, bringing the Bustamune down on my counterpart. The Phantomhammer proves tough enough to deflect the blow, causing both of me to fly away, weapons clashing. A lone Engietech Soldier re-enters the room.

"To answer your question, Wilson, we mostly just serve the guy because he pays well, and the alternative employers happen to be either the Italian Space Mafia, or the IUPC. No way in hell do we want t' work for the Don, and quite frankly, none of us alone have the power to join up with the IUPC. Also, he's usually more sane than this, but he just... broke. We mostly only left due to protocol he put in to keep us out of the way whenever he snaps. Which he does, often. Pay the Mainframe a visit, dig through a couple files. Maybe that'll give you an idea of how hard it his for him to cope. Guy ended up killing more than just people. Now, has anyone seen my gun? Family heirloom. Dropped it in the rush to leave. It's the one with the silver ribbon."

Component A: 4/50

Component B: 4/50

Wait a minute. He wants you to rage-quit, but he doesn't let you leave the server?

Yup. His schizophrenia is a plot point, and insane troll logic abounds.

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Alchemies

Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (4/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (4/11)

Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (4/?)

Action

Here we go! I enlarge Sacra Geometria with the Giant Gear, then perform a PLL Time Attack on the enlarged cube (it just so happens that I hold the world record for the Foot Cube in both average of 5 and single time) and in the process summon...

a sharp, long double-sided wedge with a handle. I instinctively detect using the capabilities that have been bestowed upon me for this attack an enemy of the deity known as the Holy Test and use my legs to propel myself into the air by application of conservation of momentum and use a sharp, long double-sided wedge with a handle to separate the owner of the faction known as Destruction into two equal parts. I then use my arms to perform a clutching motion and pull the owner of the faction known as Destruction towards me and, using my vocal cords, produce a loud vocalization consisting of the series of phonemes represented by "Testing 3:22: And the examination consisting of a set of questions that may be answered in any order but proves deadly nonetheless caused the demise of the owner of the faction known as Destruction, for the Holy Examiner did not withdraw with the combination of a clutching and a pulling motion the sharp, long double-sided wedge with a handle from the owner of the faction known as Destruction's abdomen!" I proceed to push with a large amount of force a copy of the examination consisting of a set of questions that may be answered in any order but proves deadly nonetheless fired by the gun known as the AK-1889 down the throat of the owner of the faction known as Destruction's oral cavity, forcibly causing his stomach to produce the answers to the examination consisting of a set of questions that may be answered in any order but proves deadly nonetheless! I impact the ground with a sizable amount of force.

I proceed to reassign the position of "entity that I am currently focusing on" to the owner of the faction known as Deity. I summon a high-velocity rock from space to impact the owner of the faction known as Deity with a sizable amount of force with a lack of a particular purpose for performing such an action. I then enter into a state in which my sense of sight has been relocated to another location. The location in question is in front of the great examiner, entombed in his armor resembling the bandages of a mummified human bearing a curse, relaying a message to me from his holy plane of existence consisting entirely of examinations. However, the plane of existence in question is not a plane of existence at all. The message being relayed to me is a loud vocalization consisting of the series of phonemes represented by "Holy Examiner, it is required of you that you withdraw the rocket-propelled grenade launcher known as the Billy Bazooka and produce a loud vocalization consisting of the series of phonemes denoted by 'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!'". I perform the action of infusing the rocket-propelled grenade launcher known as the Billy Bazooka with my power of producing exceedingly loud vocalizations. The power of the pitchman named William Darrell Mays but commonly known as Billy Mays exceeds previously known temperatures as I bring near my location a great high-velocity rock. The rock happens to be infused with the red-blood-cell-containing bodily fluids of the beings in the faction known as Deity. I execute a motion of rising into the air and landing on the rock. I encase the entirety of the rock in a coating of exothermic combustion imbued with holy powers and fly through the owner of the faction known as Deity, causing its demise by splitting it into two parts with the sharp, long double-sided wedge with a handle summoned by the order-3 puzzle cube known as Sacra Geometria.

I proceed to once again refocus my efforts, this time on the owner of the faction known as Demise. I withdraw the sharp, long double-sided wedge with a handle once again and use the sharp, long double-sided wedge with a handle as a device used in battle to fire rocket propelled grenades in the general direction of the enemy, thrusting my closed fist towards the owner of the faction known as Demise and starting a chain reaction that splits the owner of the faction known as Demise into approximately one million pieces. I proceed to expel a series of objects out the top of the sharp, long double-sided wedge equipped with a handle with which to grip the weapon. The series of objects consists of small objects with which to turn specially designed screws, devices with which to provide small rodents belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae with appropriate nourishment, objects homeomorphic to a torus which supports one's buttocks as one defecates, electrical devices used to provide homes with heating, machines used to compact waste products into cuboids, electronic devices used in the kitchen to extract a liquid concocted from various fruits from the aforementioned fruits, long cylindrical objects used in the shower area of a home, devices for measuring water usage, two-way wireless transmission devices, long and thin cylindrical strands of copper, objects that are worn over the eyes for safety purposes, wheels intended for attaching to cars, ammunition for pellet-gun-like devices commonly known as BB guns, hammer-like objects made of rubber, multiple-bladed objects designed to push air via rotary motion, devices used to reduce humidity in an enclosed space, objects used to display pictures on walls, devices designed for dividing paper into smaller parts in a precise manner, devices used for preparing a type of food commonly known as a waffle, shutters designed for windows, substances capable of removing paint from walls, another form of object designed for windows, a form of tape using a strong adhesive, plastic objects designed to drain water to an area, devices for controlling the flow of water intended to be implemented in an area normally used for cooking, objects designed for one to place things on that are capable of folding such that they can be stored in a smaller space and so on.

I then load all this incredibly verbose text into three arrows and fire one at each faction owner using Arcum Os.

Hank looks at the enemies, and makes a beeline for the mobs.

Take these guys down first!

Hank jumps up in the air, whips out the Emerald Nova, and using his lvl10 rampage battle technique (you know, the one that deals extra damage against swarms? Hey look! Its coming in handy!) upon the zombies, finishes up by blowing down the skeletons with the Emerald Nova, inflicting Fear upon them.

6/50 Men's Hair Club
6/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
3/14 Thu'um Boombox

I try to get the cake to a safe place behind us to mak sure that all players in the room need to be dead until the mobs can reach it. I should still invisible in theory, so after i did it or if i fail to relocate the cake, it's mob slaying with Netherarria time.

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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Aaand this is where I come in!

Action 1/3

Ethereal Callings: 49/50

Starfall Sync: 24/50

I drink Bonk! Atomic punch. I start with a single can and work my way up to a full KEG. Instead of using the caffeine to dodge, I pull out a medkit and start smacking the SS Omega with it.

*OVERUSED KUNG FU LINES*

Sword Damage: 180K/250K

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Engie... Just... just stop alright? I've made a mountain of OOC and IC points before (which you seem to have ignored) so I'll just repeat this fact: You're one of the weaker players here and so are nothing but empty threats. Please stop trying to just state your power to get attention. It takes more effort than that to get true actual power. You're not going to win any respect like this... just cut it out already...

Alchemies

Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (5/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (5/11)

Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (5/?)

Action

I perform the algorithm known as an H-perm in which both pairs of opposite edge cubies on the U face are permuted on the Rubik's cube known as Sacra Geometria. An larger-than-usual organism of the genus Mus bearing a light blue feather upon its head appears. The organism of the genus Mus materializes a long series of iron spheres with arrows inscribed upon them that fly towards the undead creatures composed entirely of bones commonly known as skeletons, transferring momentum in a manner such that both the iron sphere and the undead creature composed entirely of bones fly into a wall. The skulls of the undead creatures composed entirely of bones are crushed as they impact the wall.

+2 to Generic

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9

Wilson Money: $2

Shield Generator: 23/30

Blaze of Glory: 41/50

True WAAAAAAAGH: 1/10

Reaper's Decad: 7/11

Toxic Decad: 7/11

Anti-Turbocharger: 4/9

==Actions==

==Excelsior==

The Futurama Gate will summon the Mothership of the Second Wave. Out of its portal emerges an immense saucer, bigger than even the meg saucers. A comically oversized megaphone extends from the top, and a harsh voice booms out.

GREETINGS MINECRAFTIANS! I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8, AND I HAVE COME TO FULFILL A PROMISE! WITH THIS SHIP, I SHALL CRUSH THE GODMODDER'S ARMIES!

((BTW, every wave is stronger than its predecessor.))

Omnicronian Mothership [AG]:

HP: You determine this, Twin.

Attacks: Main lasers. Deals 12,000 damage to a target. Microlaser Batteries: Deals can target up to 5 entities. Each entity 10,000/number of targets damage.

Special Attack: Independence Day: Deals 60,000 damage to a target. Just like Kingdom Come of the Nimbus, it takes 4 turns to charge.

Everything Futurama related that isn't hostile attacks the Thrusters of the SS. Omega. THE HYPNOTOAD, SEEING THAT HE HAS BEEN DEFEATED, EXITS THROUGH THE FUTURAMA GATE, TO RETURN ANOTHER DAY ((this is just RP stuff)).

==Excavate==

Lothyra uses Antinuke on Subtus.

I wonder why the Cake's health bar is nonexistent. Perhaps I just missed it.

The Chaos Eye blasts some of the hostile mobs with a RETINA SCAN FOCUS LASER: ENTROPY EDITION.

I take an ally and inject them with painful healing juice, which paradoxically cures their wounds while inflicting all the pain that the wounds would have inflicted, at once. But it's effective!

I slice a faction owner with ULTIMATE UMBRA... hard.

I punch some skeletons so hard that they fall apart!

+2 to Generic

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9

Wilson Money: $2

Shield Generator: 24/30

Blaze of Glory: 42/50

True WAAAAAAAGH: 2/10

Reaper's Decad: 8/11

Toxic Decad: 8/11

Anti-Turbocharger: 5/9

==Actions==

==Excavate==

Lothyra shoots New Dawn at Subtus.