Well, I'm just saying that mind control isn't really killing something. They'd still be alive, and as such would probably be exempt from any retaliation damage you attempted to deal. Also, he's pretty much invincible right now? So yeah.
I listed forcing a change in allegiance as a trigger for retaliation damage. As well as being the godmodder. I think I listed invincibility among the immunity pierces. So, he gonna die if he try.
(Godmodder's Tower) I know the Genesis Dragon which they never summoned over 5000 Years ago, only the strongest warriors who ventured Godcraft. and i read some Manga while Hiding inside the Mini-Shelter with the Barrier. i see a Oblivion Wing Turret which they never used and i ride on it and i fired through the Holes at the Controller.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: Apparently i have the power of 3 Hoenn Starters and first i use the power of Sceptile then i turned into the Grass form with a treelike tail and i used Leaf Storm then i use the Signature, Leaf Blade at the Controller.
SCP-2317 Action: I summon an Obesity Dragon with 999999999 HP. However, as it is a 1 post summon, it is too overpowered, so it gets nerfed by making it 1000000x more vulnerable to attacks while unable to attack itself. I maul it to death with quad-wielded anomaly blades, gaining 999999999 Pang Nectar, healing for about that much due to SCP-2317's ability to leech after attacking (this applies any action where I attack as SCP-2317) and SCP-2317 is so excited by the carnage that I take the opportunity to boost my control before he starts paying attention to his head again. (+5% control)
I give the Godmodder free reign to mind control Engietech.
The Chaos Shard uses FINALITY BEAM to FINISH the Omicronian Mega Saucer. It drains every last bit of energy out of the falling saucer, and begins to glow crimson... It progresses to the next stage of its being.
> thank you for your assistance, players
> your entities have been very helpful in supplying us with energy
> can you withstand the power of the sea of chaos?
The Chaos Shard becomes the Chaos Eye, a violently flashing eye similar in appearance to the Eye of Cthulu, but much more unstable-looking and frightening in appearance. It gains a health bar. Several, in fact.
Eyeball: 50,000/50,000
Iris: 65,000/65,000
Pupil: 10,000/10,000
Each health bar may only be attacked once the previous one is destroyed. Damage cannot spill over.
(Godmodder's Tower) I miss a Turn by Resting in my Bed in the Shelter with the Holes closed with my forcefield
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I use the Power of Mega Blaziken morphed into the Avian Brawler then i use the Signature, Blaze Kick then i jumped while preforming Sky Uppercut and i use the finisher, Flare Blitz at the Controller.
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on the Controller
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $208
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 4/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 4/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 4/11
I preview the description of Ultramarine AND Militarism AND Gib Eclipse AND The Lazuli Fencer AND Name Tag = The Azure Armoury (Level 35)
I also preview the description of Ultrafield AND Ultraversal Remote AND The Clouders AND Healing Blues AND Name Tag = The Ultraband (Level 35)
(If you can think of a better name for these two, Twin, go ahead and suggest it.)
SCP-2317 Action: I stop the godmodder from mind-controlling the engie-tech troops by mind-controlling them first. However, I then realize that this was a bad idea that rapidly drains my power. Because stopping the mind-control would lead to massive entities showing up in godmodder hands, I then order them ALL to fire on Engie himself IMMEDIATELY (not at the EOTB, RIGHT NOW!). According to the rules of his duel, 1% of the damage from this attack gets through (plenty to beat 100 HP with the power levels of his troops), and the other 99% is reflected and causes Engie's own troops to die. The Engietech troops cannot be protected by telekill alloy because if they do, I bring up the fact that there is a limited supply of telekill alloy, certainly not enough to protect ALL of his troops, and thus none of it is real telekill alloy and none of them are protected (never buy your telekill alloy from the one-turn summon shop!). Since engie ignored the OP scale, I can ignore it as well. (-20% control).
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (3/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (3/11?)
Alright guys, execute Operation HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (If the Controller is dead, I target the stump of SCP-2317's third head with the slicing.)
Each section denoted by "Timestep X" denotes all actions in that section to be simultaneous, not an actual timestep.
Timestep 0:
01, 02, 03, 04/> The Controller kneels before its masters. "Now, Controller."
Timestep 1:
01/> I retrieve my ROFL-47, ROFLslayer, from a dimension where all suffered from Windows Gibberish for naught. Wrought from the tacos of Microsoft's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with Microsoft Sam's diarrhea, hewn from the code of the Really Sucky Virus and its variants, it lets out a SOI, a SOI that only I can hear, but nobody can have, because it's my SOI, dammit.
02/> I retrieve my pencil, Fegelslayer, from a dimension where all were trapped in an elevator for naught. Wrought from the light reflecting off Jodl's bald head, laced with vessels that pulsed with Göring's fat, hewn from the antics of Fegelein and the other Antic Masters, it lets out a rant, a rant that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
03/> I retrieve my Intervention, Scrubslayer, from a dimension where all were quickscoped for naught. Wrought from the Eye of Providence of the Illuminati's false confirmation, laced with vessels that pulsed with FaZe's MLG essence, hewn from the U WOT M8 ILL REK U, it lets out a Sandstorm, a Sandstorm that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
04/> I retrieve my +7 blessed silver saber, Wizardslayer, from a dimension where all died YASD for naught. Wrought from the wands of death of Moloch's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with lich's blood, hewn from the horns of Demogorgon's generals, it lets out a beep, a beep that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
Timestep 2:
01/> I fire the ROFL-47 through the Controller's connection to the ceiling, splitting the Controller into quarters. I take a quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet, stuffing the Controller inside.
02/> I throw the pencil down onto the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take another quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to the execution room, stuffing the Controller inside to be shot by death squad.
03/> I noscope with the Intervention through the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take a third quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to the Wilderness, stuffing the Controller inside.
04/> I swing the sword through the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take the final quarter of the Controller and tear open the Portal to Gehennom, stuffing the Controller inside.
SCP-2317 Action: I walk over to the MTF squads and prepare to stomp on them. Really? because I would have skipped them and moved on to anhillate Engie, who is the real threat here. Whatever. I cast the Curse of No Respawn on Engie. Now, he must survive for an entire round in the afterlife before he can respawn. If he dies in the afterlife, he has to respawn in the afterlife and try again next turn. Easy, right? Except for the fact that he was sent to the same afterlife as his troops, and his troops got mind-controlled by the Godmodder. Hoist by his own petard, indeed. Good luck getting through all 5 million HP of your instant summon. This also takes effect each time he dies, so it does not expire if he somehow manages to escape.
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You know what Engie, you're getting real obnoxious. Almost as obnoxious as Crusher used to be back in the day. The truth of the matter is that those are still instant summons and are thus overpowered. Absurdly overpowered in fact. And just because no body had said anything about it before doesn't mean you get to keep them. How about this: I snap my fingers and BOOM! All the Engie Tech troops are teleported far, far away with the power of a 20 post charge. And don't you dare tell me I can't do that. Its in the rules. My 20 post charge beats your instant summon. And, I don't take any retaliation damage because 1) its nonlethal and 2) the power of the OP scale is on my side. And really, this treatment is being very, very nice to you. Role playing as an all powerful deity or whatever is fine, but don't use it as justification for breaking the rules. Even if you summoned them over multiple turns, that's only like a 10 post charge. And so logically, Wilson would be several times more powerful than all of them put together. Imagine if I just summoned Wilson with only a 20 post charge and said suddenly "oh, and he has 3 million health". That's basically what you did.
As of now, any player who attacks Engietech personnel shall now NOT receive 1 damage for each personnel they harm, and any entity shall NOT receive damage equal to the total amount of health damage they dealt to Engie's army. Everybody is exempt from the retaliatory damage, and damage still doesn't apply if someone tries to force an allegiance change. The damage DOESN'T bypass ANY handwaves, plot armor, godmodding, anti-godmodding, invulnerability, contractual boss immunity, player-based immunity, ubercharge, stasis, First Guardian powers, time travel shenanigans, being nowhere near the site, enchantments, armor, percentile damage reduction, preventative healing, death immunity, invoking of the OP scale for the sake of balance, loophole abuse, contracts, attempts to be friendly with me in order to make you an exception, being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts, Psi-Godmodderhood, the First Block, the Disc, the Key, any of the Ancestral Artifacts, hard-light copies, non-hard-light copies, cloning of any kind, runes, logic, petting Engie to divert his attention (try it), bribery, traps, gender-specific privileges, the Nazi party, cheese, those damnable mice, the SCP foundation, the Shark Punching Centre, alternate realities, summoning a bigger fish, deleting this wall of text, trying to get Twinbuilder to nope this, nope-ing this, dragging this list into the TVtropes session and trying to get Pionoplayer to nope this, nope-ing this again, power limits, completely unreasonable damage conditions, hitbox dissonance, the Fists of Steel's range damage reduction, Zhonya's Hourglass, a hovercraft full of eels, bananas being too slippery for mine carts, references, shoutouts, pointing out needless repetition for synonyms, petting him at all, not technically existing, bringing someone into existence for the sole purpose of not being the one who attacked his troops, aggressive negotiations, actually reading this wall of text, the horribly bad editor, glitches, being the Godmodder, being Doc Scratch, being Springtrap, being a worker at Engietech (in which case good on you), bad fanfiction, insanely cool weapons, The Bane, a dodgy toupee, stupidity, unstupidity, chronic headaches, the caps-lock button, an overuse of commas, dwarf physics, ork logic, kerbal science, Apeture science, the handheld portal device, cake, lies, blatant lies, clever lies, opening the door, getting on the floor, everybody walking the dinosaur, your dad's awful dance moves, your mother, cockney rhyming slang, plant food, truly truly truly truly outrageous gems (which you can keep), theft of immunities, being granted permission to not take damage, being healed from taking damage (your health will always go to wherever you want it to go), lack of protection, robot girls, robot guys, robots in general, friendly fire, unfriendly fire, coming up with a long list of immunities I didn't put here, not reading this list, ignorance, selling quilts at discount price (especially), living in an Amish paradise, randomly inserting parody song lyrics, having a text-to-speech program read this out, having someone dramatically read this out (including yourself), martial arts, memetic badassery, having a big fanbase, having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle, having planned for this damage beforehand (it will destroy your plans), making it up as you go along (you'll just die), already being dead, auto-revives, dodging, blocking, parrying, defending, riposte-ing, deflecting, having it miss, trying to pretend as though you're exempt from taking damage (YOU WILL NOT TAKE EXPONENTIALLY MORE DAMAGE), having multiple lives (excess damage won't cut away your multiple lives), having infinity of anything (you'll take infinity damage and it will roll over to 0), trying to do the puppy-eyes thing again, being God (AKA: Twin), being Jesus Christ, being Jesus Christ On A Bike, being Satan, phlebotinum, phlebotinum meltdown, the plot, the Narrative, lawsuits, crying, being unprepared, being prepared, judo throwing me, any form of dispel, the God Mode cheat, the Buddha Mode cheat (you'll not die if you reach whatever is your minimum health), making out with anyone, eating universes, and finally, ignoring this list. Put simply, YOU WILL NOT BE HURT IF YOU HURT ENGIE'S TROOPS. He might be an eldritch hypocritical abomination that effortlessly tears through squadrons of people with little care in the world, but his underling are his underlings, ******, and he'll not be seeing anyone get away with harming them. (that's why we have curtains!) Let it never be said that he cares little about those employed by him. But, let it be said he is a hypocrite.
I can make absurdly long posts blocking everything too. It holds just as little power as your statements do. And, something you didn't account for: I call back Yin, who actually likes taking damage. She can tear through all of your troops without a problem. I also call back Pherix, who cannot be killed by normal damage. Except I don't because that would be breaking the rules.
You know... what is often frowned on for being a "noobish" attack is when someone says "I shoot an unblockable, undodgeable, undestroyable, ungodmodderable, unblah blah blah able... at the godmodder!" That's what you've just done. And it won't work. The Godmodder is NOT going to take retaliation damage because he is stronger than you. And that's just a pure, unavoidable fact. Actually, most other PLAYERS are stronger than you. You're one of the weaker players here. Just compare for a moment your actual strength to mine for a moment. We're tied on Etchladder level, I outgun you in alchemies (even though I don't have many compared to other players) plus I have a massive stock of potions at my disposal, more charges than you (126 currently vs your 6), MUCH more out of the field in terms of entities (Wilson, Fayther (with rainbow memory), the Deck, AND Cogwynd), have 3 spoils of war to your 0 AND have a greater inflow of charges thanks to Wilson's store and being generally liked around here. Face it, you're outmatched. We had a similar conversation back in Scratch's manor, remember?
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | Sad |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 310$ _ Wilson's charges A: 32/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 208$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 4$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 4$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Splash Corruption Potion x1 (3$, lvl1, glitch)
Extended Potion of Cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2 says on tin.)
Splash potion of flares +1
Splash potion of chills +1
Potion of Corruption +1
Wilson suddenly turns and glares at Engie with rage building in his eyes.
HYPOCRITE! Now you're all moral as soon as it might benefit you! Don't you DARE try to guilt trip us!
And then in a mocking voice:
'Oh! Pleeaasee don't kill my troops. Think of their families! You'll be widowing sooooo many!' NO! Tell that line to the QUINTILLION households you shattered, monster! You bragged about how big bad and evil you were back in my dream, you think I'd forget that? In fact, you pretty much just stole the very lines I gave to you back then! My words were but wind to you back then, and now you expect them to mean anything coming from you now? And to think, I thought you were alright for a moment, helping me all those months ago. I don't know why I even entertained the thought of helping you! You're a monster! You're threatening the destruction of 5,368 lives when you say that 2,800,000,000,000,000,000 "isn't a very large number"? You're worse than the Godmodder! Worse than Scratch! Worse than everyone else I know put together!
Thanks to all that, +6P to Rage. Also, I took the smaller definition of quintillion. It could have been 100000 times bigger in fact.
Edit- Wilson walks up and pokes a random EngieTech troop if they haven't been teleported away already.
Hey, listen. I have no idea why you fight for this guy, but you should get out of here. If you don't you're going to die very, very soon. Your almighty god or whatever CAN'T save you. He cannot stand up to an entire player base being ticked off at him. Just leave, run, and don't look back. Spread the word while you're at it.
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on ManiacMaster. In total, it is now only 100% more effective than normal. (+100% base)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it. (but not as OP as those troops)
Well, if the Industrial Prince has taught me anything...
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 48/50
Starfall Sync: 23/50
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
I summon a car out of Hammerspace, summon a Minecraft player out of Hammerspace, empty several bottles of vodka into the Minecraft player, put the Minecraft player into the car, point it towards the Tools, and start the car's engine.
Let's see how this goes, and I should really whip up some art for Septavius.
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I extend my six mechadendri and grab both halves of Bipole, then smash them together directly in front of me with extreme force, just as Zand falls all the way from the top of the Elevator Shaft and skewers both of them with the Hellbreakers, giving them considerable downwards momentum into my own upwards dropkick, back up into a huge block of lead falling just behind Zand, which crushes them with sheer mass and inertia before dissolving into inventory items.
Chunk of Depleted Phlebotinium && ASDR-55 Single-Shot Infantry Rail-Accelerated Kinetic Weapon && A Whole Bunch of Sci-Fi Buzzword-Based Stuffs, like nanobots, quantum thingies, Superstring, boom-de-yadda-boom-de-yadda && Smash Ball 1/?
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Limbo;
My shadow attempts to discern the best course of action with regard to the Armies, while watching carefully for any particularly interesting or portentous events.
TAC-Cent, Anachron, roughly a week ago;
The four surviving Engineers walk through the rough hole created by their own efforts into an unusual room indeed. H3-TAC's skyscraper-sized mainframe was blasted to slag in its entirety by the Red Assault, and when Grayhold rebuilt it, blind-if-overwhelming thaumic power reconstituting a technological madhouse already partially arcane, and badly polluted by eldritch forces using only the echoes of former shape held in seared rubble, it created something not entirely like anything else.
A massive spherical chamber, holding a massive spherical object suspended by heavy, almost organic arrays of girder and cable. The sphere of machinery, about a hundred meters in radius, is strange, smooth angles meeting things that look nearly alive, and stranger things, off in the edges of the ill-lit chamber, alien geometries and impossible inverted spires of nanosculpted circuitry, chill vapor from imperfect near-absolute-zero coolant systems rendering the strangenesses still more surreal. {Cont. next post.}
@tazz: Okay, we'll talk it over on pesterchum. Sounds good to me.
For the love of... Engie! You're not above the OP Scale! This has been stated many, many times, and rubbed in your face in the tvtropes session when you expected me not to hold you to that! If the OP Scale can stop the Author, it can grind you into the dirt if needed.
Hank nods in agreement with Wilson's words.
Eric's told me a bit. Out of everyone here, you alone have more deaths on your record than everyone else involved in this war combined.
Those soldiers are going to die one way or another if you don't pull them out. Either we or the godmodder take them down out of necessity.
If the engietech troops haven't already been dealt with, Hank goes full Nevadian on them... or is about to, but the near-activation of his equivalent hero form bringing in someone much more suited to brutally murdering the entire engie-tech army.
Tricky.
Tricky, having nothing to do because of Project Nexus being the process of setting up base somewhere in the multiverse, felt his old nemesis starting to do something awesome, and decided to steal the spotlight. Tricky spirals, buzz-saws, and stop-signs his way through the entire engietech force. And then takes all the pang nectar for himself, cackling madly as he reascends into the heavens with what would have been enough to fill all of our comb raves. And that retaliatory damage? Tricky can take it. I seem to remember him being strong enough to completely ignore the curse of repetition, if that can't stop him, I doubt those units will be strong enough (assuming they survive long enough to instate it) to even put a scratch on his health bar.
The TARDIS: Ending that bit of roleplay, there's no more stunning revelations, and from here on out it would just be the logistics of rounding up the people who need help, and getting everything ready for evacuating from Godcraft.
Serpent, would you mind PMing me so we can go over the interactions involving Astria so I know how to roleplay characters' interactions with her?
Since there are so many entities right now, I think its time to do a field clear.
5l1n65h07: Alright, time to end this!
I Open up a portal as big as a skyscraper. Everything is almost in place now. All I need
to do now is to give out the signal.
> Initiate protocol 612.
The portal glows a bright Magenta as the light from inside the portal brightens. It is
almost time.
5l1n65h07: Setting the layers of cyberspace with techno-phage, BEHOLD, LAYE-
A Bright Red light blasts right through 5l1n65h07 and the portal Turns to obsidian
black.
5l1n65h07 was pummeled by PARANOiA.
almost everyone in the entire battlefield turned around. There, standing near the now-decaying remains of 5l1n65h07's old computer (remember this zone?), was the villianous blocklander, grinning.
PARANOiA: Lets start the show.
PARANOiA Snaps his fingers, and out of nowhere, redstone block appears.
Redstone Block: Shall we?
PARANOiA nods, then raises his personal weapon: The KzR. It has begun.
PARANOiA [??? BOSS] HP: 300,000/300,000 - Passive(s): Cannot be targeted until Redstone Block is Defeated. Immune to one-post attacks. - Special(s): 420BLAZEIT (activation time: 3 turns. 25,000 damage.), Blocky Barrage (activavtion time: 4 turns. 30,000 damage to 3 entities.), Mini-Nuke (activation time: 5 turns. 60,000 damage to 4 entities.) - Kamikazie: ??? (this will be explained via a death post.)
- Spoil of War Drops: The KzR.
Redstone Block [???] HP: 250,000/250,000 Weakness: unknown. - Passive(s): absorbs 50% damage taken, But can be critically damaged by using his weakness. However, You can't use his weakness the same way on him twice. (hint for those of you who didn't pay attention to my intermission 3 storylines: endermen also have this weakness.) - Special(s): Ender-splosion (activation time: 3 turns. 20,000 damage.), Teleportation Hi-jinks (activation time: 4 turns. 35,000 damage to 2 entities.), Ender Mode (activaiton time: 5 turns. 1.5x attack power increase. lasts 5 turns.) - Kamikaze: Divided by Zero. (deals 50,000 damage to all entities who attacked it. Puts a poison effect on half of them.)
Hmm. Maybe I should use my inter-dimensional summoning powers. It's at least different than just using alchemies.
She then quicksummons a horde of Orks. Lothyra promises them that if they attack Superius, they'll get a pile of powerful guns as a reward. They proceed to show Superius the true power of More Dakka, tearing massive amounts of holes in it with their comically oversized guns. However, they all die thanks to the retaliation damage (this was an attack, not an actual summon). However, as they die their spores land on the ground...
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 6/9).
Now, time for the final Pionoparody alchemy, after considerable delay: Buff (the wearable clothing) && Bug Spray Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I prevent Talist's use of a charge to Teleport/depart the Engietech Troops. It's not worth it enough, honestly. Engietech's total damage output has been lackluster when they attacked in the past (really lackluster for their number), and in any case its a complete waste of resources. I might have sent them off with my speech, for free. Alternatively, the Godmodder will simply imprison them in the Bedrock cage Kurak's in. Or something else. I just facepalm at Engie, horribly. No contract covers every eventuality, I should know that. He's going to find a way around this and I KNOW he will. It's just a matter of stepping down before the Gorilla hits the fan. ((OOC I suggested a few ways to do it. Engie, this is an issue, mate. I advise fixing it in a way that doesn't attract GM spite))
I hit the stupid Hypnotoad over the head with a 3DS. It turns into a FDS, or a Free Death Station. Guess what the Free Death Station does? It kills stuff for free! I use it to kill the Hypnotoad's spleen-analouge, dealing damage to him by Spleen-analouge failure. The Free Death Station then explodes because of the OP Scale, which harms the Hypnotoad in the process. I then throw a urinal at the Hypnotoad to be sure. The urinal explodes in a burst of inexplicable Cannonball majjyks.
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Well, I'm just saying that mind control isn't really killing something. They'd still be alive, and as such would probably be exempt from any retaliation damage you attempted to deal. Also, he's pretty much invincible right now? So yeah.
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I listed forcing a change in allegiance as a trigger for retaliation damage. As well as being the godmodder. I think I listed invincibility among the immunity pierces. So, he gonna die if he try.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 43/50
A.B.E.: 11/50
Pixellated Arcs > Fine = ??? (1/?)
BONUS ROUND!
I use B. TECH: SKY QUIVER (Lv. 5: GODDESSES' LIGHT) on the Commander.
Turn 2
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I know the Genesis Dragon which they never summoned over 5000 Years ago, only the strongest warriors who ventured Godcraft. and i read some Manga while Hiding inside the Mini-Shelter with the Barrier. i see a Oblivion Wing Turret which they never used and i ride on it and i fired through the Holes at the Controller.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: Apparently i have the power of 3 Hoenn Starters and first i use the power of Sceptile then i turned into the Grass form with a treelike tail and i used Leaf Storm then i use the Signature, Leaf Blade at the Controller.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 4/50
I see the Scarlet Devil Mansion! but there is a mysterious Chinese girl guarding the entrance. 29/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 29/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 8/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
50/50 {REDACTED}
5/40 Return of EXOS
SCP-2317 Action: I summon an Obesity Dragon with 999999999 HP. However, as it is a 1 post summon, it is too overpowered, so it gets nerfed by making it 1000000x more vulnerable to attacks while unable to attack itself. I maul it to death with quad-wielded anomaly blades, gaining 999999999 Pang Nectar, healing for about that much due to SCP-2317's ability to leech after attacking (this applies any action where I attack as SCP-2317) and SCP-2317 is so excited by the carnage that I take the opportunity to boost my control before he starts paying attention to his head again. (+5% control)
The Chaos Shard uses FINALITY BEAM to FINISH the Omicronian Mega Saucer. It drains every last bit of energy out of the falling saucer, and begins to glow crimson... It progresses to the next stage of its being.
> thank you for your assistance, players > your entities have been very helpful in supplying us with energy > can you withstand the power of the sea of chaos?
The Chaos Shard becomes the Chaos Eye, a violently flashing eye similar in appearance to the Eye of Cthulu, but much more unstable-looking and frightening in appearance. It gains a health bar. Several, in fact. Eyeball: 50,000/50,000 Iris: 65,000/65,000 Pupil: 10,000/10,000
Each health bar may only be attacked once the previous one is destroyed. Damage cannot spill over.
Oh no
Turn 3
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I miss a Turn by Resting in my Bed in the Shelter with the Holes closed with my forcefield
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I use the Power of Mega Blaziken morphed into the Avian Brawler then i use the Signature, Blaze Kick then i jumped while preforming Sky Uppercut and i use the finisher, Flare Blitz at the Controller.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 4/50
I saw Hong Meiling! 30/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 30/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 9/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on the Controller
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $208
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 4/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 4/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 4/11
I preview the description of Ultramarine AND Militarism AND Gib Eclipse AND The Lazuli Fencer AND Name Tag = The Azure Armoury (Level 35)
I also preview the description of Ultrafield AND Ultraversal Remote AND The Clouders AND Healing Blues AND Name Tag = The Ultraband (Level 35)
(If you can think of a better name for these two, Twin, go ahead and suggest it.)
=TURN THREE=
=CHARGE=
-3 / 25- Operation GET OUT OF FLUMPTY LAND
-30 / 50- The Tophat
-8 / 8- Mega Bomb -> RELOADED!
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
Superius suddenly obtains some BRASS KNUCKLES to the face!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
50/50 {REDACTED}
6/40 Return of EXOS
SCP-2317 Action: I stop the godmodder from mind-controlling the engie-tech troops by mind-controlling them first. However, I then realize that this was a bad idea that rapidly drains my power. Because stopping the mind-control would lead to massive entities showing up in godmodder hands, I then order them ALL to fire on Engie himself IMMEDIATELY (not at the EOTB, RIGHT NOW!). According to the rules of his duel, 1% of the damage from this attack gets through (plenty to beat 100 HP with the power levels of his troops), and the other 99% is reflected and causes Engie's own troops to die. The Engietech troops cannot be protected by telekill alloy because if they do, I bring up the fact that there is a limited supply of telekill alloy, certainly not enough to protect ALL of his troops, and thus none of it is real telekill alloy and none of them are protected (never buy your telekill alloy from the one-turn summon shop!). Since engie ignored the OP scale, I can ignore it as well. (-20% control).
Alchemies
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (3/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (3/11?)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (3/11?)
+2 to Tazz.
Action
Alright guys, execute Operation HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (If the Controller is dead, I target the stump of SCP-2317's third head with the slicing.)
Each section denoted by "Timestep X" denotes all actions in that section to be simultaneous, not an actual timestep.
Timestep 0:
01, 02, 03, 04/> The Controller kneels before its masters. "Now, Controller."
Timestep 1:
01/> I retrieve my ROFL-47, ROFLslayer, from a dimension where all suffered from Windows Gibberish for naught. Wrought from the tacos of Microsoft's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with Microsoft Sam's diarrhea, hewn from the code of the Really Sucky Virus and its variants, it lets out a SOI, a SOI that only I can hear, but nobody can have, because it's my SOI, dammit.
02/> I retrieve my pencil, Fegelslayer, from a dimension where all were trapped in an elevator for naught. Wrought from the light reflecting off Jodl's bald head, laced with vessels that pulsed with Göring's fat, hewn from the antics of Fegelein and the other Antic Masters, it lets out a rant, a rant that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
03/> I retrieve my Intervention, Scrubslayer, from a dimension where all were quickscoped for naught. Wrought from the Eye of Providence of the Illuminati's false confirmation, laced with vessels that pulsed with FaZe's MLG essence, hewn from the U WOT M8 ILL REK U, it lets out a Sandstorm, a Sandstorm that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
04/> I retrieve my +7 blessed silver saber, Wizardslayer, from a dimension where all died YASD for naught. Wrought from the wands of death of Moloch's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with lich's blood, hewn from the horns of Demogorgon's generals, it lets out a beep, a beep that only I can hear, but nobody can share.
Timestep 2:
01/> I fire the ROFL-47 through the Controller's connection to the ceiling, splitting the Controller into quarters. I take a quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet, stuffing the Controller inside.
02/> I throw the pencil down onto the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take another quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to the execution room, stuffing the Controller inside to be shot by death squad.
03/> I noscope with the Intervention through the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take a third quarter of the Controller and tear open the door to the Wilderness, stuffing the Controller inside.
04/> I swing the sword through the Controller's connection to the ceiling. I take the final quarter of the Controller and tear open the Portal to Gehennom, stuffing the Controller inside.
50/50 {REDACTED}
7/40 Return of EXOS
SCP-2317 Action: I walk over to the MTF squads and prepare to stomp on them. Really? because I would have skipped them and moved on to anhillate Engie, who is the real threat here. Whatever. I cast the Curse of No Respawn on Engie. Now, he must survive for an entire round in the afterlife before he can respawn. If he dies in the afterlife, he has to respawn in the afterlife and try again next turn. Easy, right? Except for the fact that he was sent to the same afterlife as his troops, and his troops got mind-controlled by the Godmodder. Hoist by his own petard, indeed. Good luck getting through all 5 million HP of your instant summon. This also takes effect each time he dies, so it does not expire if he somehow manages to escape.
20/20 SPENT and 28/50 +1 to Tazz and Pricy
You know what Engie, you're getting real obnoxious. Almost as obnoxious as Crusher used to be back in the day. The truth of the matter is that those are still instant summons and are thus overpowered. Absurdly overpowered in fact. And just because no body had said anything about it before doesn't mean you get to keep them. How about this: I snap my fingers and BOOM! All the Engie Tech troops are teleported far, far away with the power of a 20 post charge. And don't you dare tell me I can't do that. Its in the rules. My 20 post charge beats your instant summon. And, I don't take any retaliation damage because 1) its nonlethal and 2) the power of the OP scale is on my side. And really, this treatment is being very, very nice to you. Role playing as an all powerful deity or whatever is fine, but don't use it as justification for breaking the rules. Even if you summoned them over multiple turns, that's only like a 10 post charge. And so logically, Wilson would be several times more powerful than all of them put together. Imagine if I just summoned Wilson with only a 20 post charge and said suddenly "oh, and he has 3 million health". That's basically what you did.
As of now, any player who attacks Engietech personnel shall now NOT receive 1 damage for each personnel they harm, and any entity shall NOT receive damage equal to the total amount of health damage they dealt to Engie's army. Everybody is exempt from the retaliatory damage, and damage still doesn't apply if someone tries to force an allegiance change. The damage DOESN'T bypass ANY handwaves, plot armor, godmodding, anti-godmodding, invulnerability, contractual boss immunity, player-based immunity, ubercharge, stasis, First Guardian powers, time travel shenanigans, being nowhere near the site, enchantments, armor, percentile damage reduction, preventative healing, death immunity, invoking of the OP scale for the sake of balance, loophole abuse, contracts, attempts to be friendly with me in order to make you an exception, being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts, Psi-Godmodderhood, the First Block, the Disc, the Key, any of the Ancestral Artifacts, hard-light copies, non-hard-light copies, cloning of any kind, runes, logic, petting Engie to divert his attention (try it), bribery, traps, gender-specific privileges, the Nazi party, cheese, those damnable mice, the SCP foundation, the Shark Punching Centre, alternate realities, summoning a bigger fish, deleting this wall of text, trying to get Twinbuilder to nope this, nope-ing this, dragging this list into the TVtropes session and trying to get Pionoplayer to nope this, nope-ing this again, power limits, completely unreasonable damage conditions, hitbox dissonance, the Fists of Steel's range damage reduction, Zhonya's Hourglass, a hovercraft full of eels, bananas being too slippery for mine carts, references, shoutouts, pointing out needless repetition for synonyms, petting him at all, not technically existing, bringing someone into existence for the sole purpose of not being the one who attacked his troops, aggressive negotiations, actually reading this wall of text, the horribly bad editor, glitches, being the Godmodder, being Doc Scratch, being Springtrap, being a worker at Engietech (in which case good on you), bad fanfiction, insanely cool weapons, The Bane, a dodgy toupee, stupidity, unstupidity, chronic headaches, the caps-lock button, an overuse of commas, dwarf physics, ork logic, kerbal science, Apeture science, the handheld portal device, cake, lies, blatant lies, clever lies, opening the door, getting on the floor, everybody walking the dinosaur, your dad's awful dance moves, your mother, cockney rhyming slang, plant food, truly truly truly truly outrageous gems (which you can keep), theft of immunities, being granted permission to not take damage, being healed from taking damage (your health will always go to wherever you want it to go), lack of protection, robot girls, robot guys, robots in general, friendly fire, unfriendly fire, coming up with a long list of immunities I didn't put here, not reading this list, ignorance, selling quilts at discount price (especially), living in an Amish paradise, randomly inserting parody song lyrics, having a text-to-speech program read this out, having someone dramatically read this out (including yourself), martial arts, memetic badassery, having a big fanbase, having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle, having planned for this damage beforehand (it will destroy your plans), making it up as you go along (you'll just die), already being dead, auto-revives, dodging, blocking, parrying, defending, riposte-ing, deflecting, having it miss, trying to pretend as though you're exempt from taking damage (YOU WILL NOT TAKE EXPONENTIALLY MORE DAMAGE), having multiple lives (excess damage won't cut away your multiple lives), having infinity of anything (you'll take infinity damage and it will roll over to 0), trying to do the puppy-eyes thing again, being God (AKA: Twin), being Jesus Christ, being Jesus Christ On A Bike, being Satan, phlebotinum, phlebotinum meltdown, the plot, the Narrative, lawsuits, crying, being unprepared, being prepared, judo throwing me, any form of dispel, the God Mode cheat, the Buddha Mode cheat (you'll not die if you reach whatever is your minimum health), making out with anyone, eating universes, and finally, ignoring this list. Put simply, YOU WILL NOT BE HURT IF YOU HURT ENGIE'S TROOPS. He might be an eldritch hypocritical abomination that effortlessly tears through squadrons of people with little care in the world, but his underling are his underlings, ******, and he'll not be seeing anyone get away with harming them. (that's why we have curtains!) Let it never be said that he cares little about those employed by him. But, let it be said he is a hypocrite.
I can make absurdly long posts blocking everything too. It holds just as little power as your statements do. And, something you didn't account for: I call back Yin, who actually likes taking damage. She can tear through all of your troops without a problem. I also call back Pherix, who cannot be killed by normal damage. Except I don't because that would be breaking the rules.
You know... what is often frowned on for being a "noobish" attack is when someone says "I shoot an unblockable, undodgeable, undestroyable, ungodmodderable, unblah blah blah able... at the godmodder!" That's what you've just done. And it won't work. The Godmodder is NOT going to take retaliation damage because he is stronger than you. And that's just a pure, unavoidable fact. Actually, most other PLAYERS are stronger than you. You're one of the weaker players here. Just compare for a moment your actual strength to mine for a moment. We're tied on Etchladder level, I outgun you in alchemies (even though I don't have many compared to other players) plus I have a massive stock of potions at my disposal, more charges than you (126 currently vs your 6), MUCH more out of the field in terms of entities (Wilson, Fayther (with rainbow memory), the Deck, AND Cogwynd), have 3 spoils of war to your 0 AND have a greater inflow of charges thanks to Wilson's store and being generally liked around here. Face it, you're outmatched. We had a similar conversation back in Scratch's manor, remember?
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | Sad |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 310$ _ Wilson's charges A: 32/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Splash potion of flares +1
Splash potion of chills +1
Potion of Corruption +1
Wilson suddenly turns and glares at Engie with rage building in his eyes.
HYPOCRITE! Now you're all moral as soon as it might benefit you! Don't you DARE try to guilt trip us!
And then in a mocking voice:
'Oh! Pleeaasee don't kill my troops. Think of their families! You'll be widowing sooooo many!' NO! Tell that line to the QUINTILLION households you shattered, monster! You bragged about how big bad and evil you were back in my dream, you think I'd forget that? In fact, you pretty much just stole the very lines I gave to you back then! My words were but wind to you back then, and now you expect them to mean anything coming from you now? And to think, I thought you were alright for a moment, helping me all those months ago. I don't know why I even entertained the thought of helping you! You're a monster! You're threatening the destruction of 5,368 lives when you say that 2,800,000,000,000,000,000 "isn't a very large number"? You're worse than the Godmodder! Worse than Scratch! Worse than everyone else I know put together!
Thanks to all that, +6P to Rage. Also, I took the smaller definition of quintillion. It could have been 100000 times bigger in fact.
Edit- Wilson walks up and pokes a random EngieTech troop if they haven't been teleported away already.
Hey, listen. I have no idea why you fight for this guy, but you should get out of here. If you don't you're going to die very, very soon. Your almighty god or whatever CAN'T save you. He cannot stand up to an entire player base being ticked off at him. Just leave, run, and don't look back. Spread the word while you're at it.
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on ManiacMaster. In total, it is now only 100% more effective than normal. (+100% base)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it. (but not as OP as those troops)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Anger (halfway to rage)
- State: 75
- Stress: 60%
On a totally unrelated sidenote, which one would I help to screw over the Engie Wilson knows and "loves" more, Engie or Dark Engie?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Well, if the Industrial Prince has taught me anything...
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 48/50
Starfall Sync: 23/50
Night Edge: 7/7 Complete!
I summon a car out of Hammerspace, summon a Minecraft player out of Hammerspace, empty several bottles of vodka into the Minecraft player, put the Minecraft player into the car, point it towards the Tools, and start the car's engine.
Let's see how this goes, and I should really whip up some art for Septavius.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I extend my six mechadendri and grab both halves of Bipole, then smash them together directly in front of me with extreme force, just as Zand falls all the way from the top of the Elevator Shaft and skewers both of them with the Hellbreakers, giving them considerable downwards momentum into my own upwards dropkick, back up into a huge block of lead falling just behind Zand, which crushes them with sheer mass and inertia before dissolving into inventory items.
Chunk of Depleted Phlebotinium && ASDR-55 Single-Shot Infantry Rail-Accelerated Kinetic Weapon && A Whole Bunch of Sci-Fi Buzzword-Based Stuffs, like nanobots, quantum thingies, Superstring, boom-de-yadda-boom-de-yadda && Smash Ball 1/?
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Limbo;
My shadow attempts to discern the best course of action with regard to the Armies, while watching carefully for any particularly interesting or portentous events.
TAC-Cent, Anachron, roughly a week ago;
The four surviving Engineers walk through the rough hole created by their own efforts into an unusual room indeed. H3-TAC's skyscraper-sized mainframe was blasted to slag in its entirety by the Red Assault, and when Grayhold rebuilt it, blind-if-overwhelming thaumic power reconstituting a technological madhouse already partially arcane, and badly polluted by eldritch forces using only the echoes of former shape held in seared rubble, it created something not entirely like anything else.
A massive spherical chamber, holding a massive spherical object suspended by heavy, almost organic arrays of girder and cable. The sphere of machinery, about a hundred meters in radius, is strange, smooth angles meeting things that look nearly alive, and stranger things, off in the edges of the ill-lit chamber, alien geometries and impossible inverted spires of nanosculpted circuitry, chill vapor from imperfect near-absolute-zero coolant systems rendering the strangenesses still more surreal. {Cont. next post.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
@tazz: Okay, we'll talk it over on pesterchum. Sounds good to me.
For the love of... Engie! You're not above the OP Scale! This has been stated many, many times, and rubbed in your face in the tvtropes session when you expected me not to hold you to that! If the OP Scale can stop the Author, it can grind you into the dirt if needed.
Hank nods in agreement with Wilson's words.
Eric's told me a bit. Out of everyone here, you alone have more deaths on your record than everyone else involved in this war combined.
Those soldiers are going to die one way or another if you don't pull them out. Either we or the godmodder take them down out of necessity.
If the engietech troops haven't already been dealt with, Hank goes full Nevadian on them... or is about to, but the near-activation of his equivalent hero form bringing in someone much more suited to brutally murdering the entire engie-tech army.
Tricky.
Tricky, having nothing to do because of Project Nexus being the process of setting up base somewhere in the multiverse, felt his old nemesis starting to do something awesome, and decided to steal the spotlight. Tricky spirals, buzz-saws, and stop-signs his way through the entire engietech force. And then takes all the pang nectar for himself, cackling madly as he reascends into the heavens with what would have been enough to fill all of our comb raves. And that retaliatory damage? Tricky can take it. I seem to remember him being strong enough to completely ignore the curse of repetition, if that can't stop him, I doubt those units will be strong enough (assuming they survive long enough to instate it) to even put a scratch on his health bar.
The TARDIS: Ending that bit of roleplay, there's no more stunning revelations, and from here on out it would just be the logistics of rounding up the people who need help, and getting everything ready for evacuating from Godcraft.
Serpent, would you mind PMing me so we can go over the interactions involving Astria so I know how to roleplay characters' interactions with her?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Unknown Entity: 50/50
Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor
(Level 7: 8/8) COMPLETE
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning
Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 9/10)
Since there are so many entities right now, I think its time to do a field clear.
5l1n65h07: Alright, time to end this!
I Open up a portal as big as a skyscraper. Everything is almost in place now. All I need
to do now is to give out the signal.
> Initiate protocol 612.
The portal glows a bright Magenta as the light from inside the portal brightens. It is
almost time.
5l1n65h07: Setting the layers of cyberspace with techno-phage, BEHOLD, LAYE-
A Bright Red light blasts right through 5l1n65h07 and the portal Turns to obsidian
black.
5l1n65h07 was pummeled by PARANOiA.
almost everyone in the entire battlefield turned around. There, standing near the now-decaying remains of 5l1n65h07's old computer (remember this zone?), was the villianous blocklander, grinning.
PARANOiA: Lets start the show.
PARANOiA Snaps his fingers, and out of nowhere, redstone block appears.
Redstone Block: Shall we?
PARANOiA nods, then raises his personal weapon: The KzR. It has begun.
PARANOiA [??? BOSS] HP: 300,000/300,000
- Passive(s): Cannot be targeted until Redstone Block is Defeated. Immune to one-post attacks.
- Special(s): 420BLAZEIT (activation time: 3 turns. 25,000 damage.), Blocky Barrage (activavtion time: 4 turns. 30,000 damage to 3 entities.), Mini-Nuke (activation time: 5 turns. 60,000 damage to 4 entities.)
- Kamikazie: ??? (this will be explained via a death post.)
- Spoil of War Drops: The KzR.
Redstone Block [???] HP: 250,000/250,000
Weakness: unknown.
- Passive(s): absorbs 50% damage taken, But can be critically damaged by using his weakness. However, You can't use his weakness the same way on him twice. (hint for those of you who didn't pay attention to my intermission 3 storylines: endermen also have this weakness.)
- Special(s): Ender-splosion (activation time: 3 turns. 20,000 damage.), Teleportation Hi-jinks (activation time: 4 turns. 35,000 damage to 2 entities.), Ender Mode (activaiton time: 5 turns. 1.5x attack power increase. lasts 5 turns.)
- Kamikaze: Divided by Zero. (deals 50,000 damage to all entities who attacked it. Puts a poison effect on half of them.)
I'll be making my great escape now!
5/50 Men's Hair Club
5/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
2/14 Thu'um Boombox
I say.
And then i rip the rest of the Controller a new one if he still exists by by hacking him down to size with my Netherarria! Yey.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Wilson Money: $2
Shield Generator: 22/30
Blaze of Glory: 40/50
Reaper's Decad: 6/11
Toxic Decad: 6/11
Anti-Turbocharger: 3/9
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra ponders what to do next.
Hmm. Maybe I should use my inter-dimensional summoning powers. It's at least different than just using alchemies.
She then quicksummons a horde of Orks. Lothyra promises them that if they attack Superius, they'll get a pile of powerful guns as a reward. They proceed to show Superius the true power of More Dakka, tearing massive amounts of holes in it with their comically oversized guns. However, they all die thanks to the retaliation damage (this was an attack, not an actual summon). However, as they die their spores land on the ground...
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Act 3! +1 to Generic, +1 to Talist!
101 (26/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased. +1 from Cobalt, +1 from Generic.)
The Phoenix (11/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +1 from Crystal, +1 from Cobalt.)
The Panic Button (9/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Ire.)
(Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 6/9).
Now, time for the final Pionoparody alchemy, after considerable delay: Buff (the wearable clothing) && Bug Spray Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I prevent Talist's use of a charge to Teleport/depart the Engietech Troops. It's not worth it enough, honestly. Engietech's total damage output has been lackluster when they attacked in the past (really lackluster for their number), and in any case its a complete waste of resources. I might have sent them off with my speech, for free. Alternatively, the Godmodder will simply imprison them in the Bedrock cage Kurak's in. Or something else. I just facepalm at Engie, horribly. No contract covers every eventuality, I should know that. He's going to find a way around this and I KNOW he will. It's just a matter of stepping down before the Gorilla hits the fan. ((OOC I suggested a few ways to do it. Engie, this is an issue, mate. I advise fixing it in a way that doesn't attract GM spite))
I hit the stupid Hypnotoad over the head with a 3DS. It turns into a FDS, or a Free Death Station. Guess what the Free Death Station does? It kills stuff for free! I use it to kill the Hypnotoad's spleen-analouge, dealing damage to him by Spleen-analouge failure. The Free Death Station then explodes because of the OP Scale, which harms the Hypnotoad in the process. I then throw a urinal at the Hypnotoad to be sure. The urinal explodes in a burst of inexplicable Cannonball majjyks.