Battlefield: I heal an AG entity with healing blues
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $210[/p]
+2 to Wilson[/p]
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 5/11[/p]
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 5/11[/p]
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 5/11[/p]
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (5/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (5/11)
"It is unseen, so no one notices it watching." It is nice to see I'm not rusty at deciphering, seeing as I got this Atbash down in around three minutes.
I immediately shift to face the faction owner who seems to be of the greatest threat level at the moment. Of course, this is irrelevant, seeing as they all possess the same attack and defense values, to the best of my knowledge. Regardless, I will try to slay one as expediently as possible. No, I do not think I should be referring to these beings as people. They seem to be nothing but soulless automatons to me. Essentially, I am saying that I will attack the one whose faction's name seems to be the most deadly on a widespread scale. By which I mean Destruction. I sift through my inventory, searching for an adequate weapon. I look for several minutes, examining each weapon carefully for potential qualities. Perhaps something that could pierce armor. Here we go. I grab something out of my inky-black alchemical bag, and hold it carefully in one hand, staring at the owner of Destruction with a slightly maddened gaze, affected by hundreds of thaums of Warp. The gaze itself seems horrifically withering, as if spells were woven into its very existence. However, this is not the case. Regardless, this does sometimes result in one decaying into pure dust before my very eyes, a rather enlightening occurrence I suggest you all watch yourselves. Assuming you don't mind hearing people screaming in agony for their own lives, their very thoughts emanating with a combination of terror and confusion as they are slowly deconstructed by the decay of their brain, watching all the while. There is no escape. Merely an expedient way to deliver upon the temporal promise of entropy. Hah. I reveal what I drew from my inventory. A music disc, scratched down the middle, exuding a combination of pure oblivion and creation magics in constant conflict with each other. Constant conflict may be an understatement. Occult creation and demonic oblivion do not have much to have conflict over. They are functionally very similar, though with different motives, I suppose. If you are capable of imagining energy as having conscious thought and emotion. Hah. I carefully wield Scratched 44, allowing it to remove itself from my grasp. Instead of falling to the floor, and possibly shattering or undergoing similarly drastic destructive transformation, the disc floats in the air, still exuding red destruction, and elder creation. The scratch along the disc begins to glow with pure creation, a twisted, horrendous, blood-curdling sound slowly growing to prominence. In mere moments, the scratch along the disc becomes far too luminous to bear. I peer through my goggles, staring at the faction owner of Destruction. With a gesture of my hand, everything goes red, the horrendous, scratchy sound blaring far above all others in the area, and indeed the tower itself. Underneath the noise, the sound of some sort of energy blast comes to momentary prominence, before both noises subside. The owner of Destruction appears to have been skewered directly through the middle by a bolt of intertwining oblivion and creation, immediately piercing whatever armor the 'player' had, if any. I grab Scratched 44 out of the air, placing it in my inventory once more. This thing is an artifact of some power, I see.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I use Brahj Octet on Cwcatastrophe, then roll Justice's Deight at him. (It's one d8 and not an octet.) I then chop off his arm with the Fenestrated Blade, and drain all of his luck with my English Eyes, following up with a mouthbeam to its face.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 9/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 5/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-7, Gutza1-18, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (6/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (6/11)
Ink and Myths 25/30
Ethereal Wisp 7/25
Truth's Hats 4/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I continue to carefully watch the faction owners, eerily examining their every movement with seemingly rapt attention. However, it cannot be certain, seeing as my eyes are currently obscured by cracked violet lenses, attached to Goggles of Revealing imbued with a variety of powerful wards and spells which essentially function to both augment the abilities of the goggles, and render the safety issues connected with the cracks null. But, it is not currently my job to explain the history, structure, or purpose of these things. It is my job to slay things in as merciless a manner as is possible. Hah. I suddenly pull out a bottle of Ashen Water. There is something odd about this bottle, filled with grayish water, beyond the fact that is indeed serving as an adequate vessel for water precisely mixed with copious amounts of wood ash, obtained from the burning of ashwood logs. No, the bottle appears to be engraved with a myriad of elder symbols and words of some masterful beauty. No, that isn't right. Some masterful... discrepancy. Or, rather, it would be accurate to say whoever designed this bottle was either completely and utterly insane, highly devoted to a specific purpose, or both. Considering my motives and mental state, it would likely be both. I continue to stare at the owner of Destruction. Something seems rather ominous about the way I look at him. Or, the lack thereof. It is as if I am a cold, merciless engineer or artisan, and he is a project gone horribly wrong. Of course, this is not the case, considering I am by no means skillful enough to do anything regarding engineering, nor do I have the attention to detail required to be an artisan. On that matter, I do not have the skill to be an author, nor the persuasive abilities to be a cunning lawyerviscerator. Oh, right. I will not go off on some sort of tangent to describe in as much detail as possible the Vetasian system of law, though it would certainly be intriguing. I carefully raise the arm whose hand grasps the bottle of Ashen Water slightly into the air, calculating trajectories, and required velocities. Despite the fact that I am by no means an acrobatic person, nor an athlete of any kind, despising sports, I doubt I will fail to throw this thing across the room, and have it hit its mark with absolute precision. I suddenly throw the bottle towards the owner of Destruction, a stoic expression remaining on my face. If I happen to err, I can certainly go an manufacture another bottle of this stuff. The resources required to create it are rather abundant in this land, after all. The bottle sails across the room, striking the owner of Destruction directly in the chest. The bottle shatters upon impact. Whether this is due to the force, or my telekinetic influences, it certainly did what I wanted it to. The liquid splatters all over the player, soaking him. The liquid slowly seeps through his form, towards his center. I wait, watching. After several minutes, the player collapses to the floor, convulsing wildly, quite evidently suffering from some sort of repeated spasm, likely brought on by the Ashen Water seeping into his brain. A shame. I could have dissected that afterwards. The arcane properties of the Ashen Water afflict the owner of Destruction with maleficis uredine, the arcane blight. This reduces his attack stat for the duration of the effect. Seeing as it would ordinarily malignantly absorb arcane power, I would assume it is merely targeting whatever is most valuable to the afflicted subject.
Mime Hell, approx. 15:34
I watch the mimes staring at the portal. My voice suddenly pervades whatever they utilize for hearing, regardless of whether or not my immobilization would ordinarily prevent speech.
Very... very well.
The white portal suddenly grows to a monolithic size, easily large enough to accommodate for all of the mimes at once. Sparks of amethyst energy occasionally emanate off of the portal, and it slowly becomes clear. The portal shows the sealed chamber in Grayhold, specifically designed to contain whatever might arise in this dimension. The warded Thaumium blast doors flicker with amethyst light briefly, before they transform into a portal to the heavily-fortified tower upon the Origin Point. The portals appear to be bound to Grayhold, insuring that my death will forcibly shut them down, no matter what.
I will not stop you.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I start throwing modded D6's around and start rerolling enemies and factions attacking the cake (modded to reroll PG entities into items and rarely a weakened AG version of this enemy .). I then set up gravity shields around the cake and enter bezerker mode. for every 100 damage on an PG entity : + 2 percent chance to crit or minicrit during the next attacks. ( if OP please nerf .) I then shoot several blasts from my golden battling gun which mutates into a nuclear bomb after contact. I also use a spam frag-nuke-nightmare fuel-supa-dupa-cluster-napalm-coated-atomic- mini - prefix bombs and put them near team demise. While having my clones splash potions on the attackers of the cake while having more clones strife random members of the factions attacking us
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 6/50
Hong Meiling used the Final Spell Card to try to stop me. 32/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 32/50
Charge Storage: 9 (+1 from Amperz +2 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 11/11!
Description: This Axe is Barbatos Goetia's personal Weapon but however it has been Modded to increase it's coolness and power. This one will activate No Items Ever! if the random Character or Enemy has used the Item however there is a Flaw because the Item usage will be Weakened for 3 Turns then it can be also turns into the Electric Guitar for music plays.
Stats for Barbatos' Fury:
Deals 8500+ to 12000+ Damage to the Enemy
Special: can be used for Combo Slashes and has a Ability of No Items Ever! that can deal more than 15000 Damage sometimes you say BURAAAA!! while you use this Axe.
Negative Effects: Item Power will be 50% for 3 turns if you once used this weapon like how it works i Use a Super Potion that heals 8 HP but if i use this axe it would be 4 HP instead.
Total Damage so Far: 179250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (7/7!)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (7/11)
Ink and Myths 26/30
Ethereal Wisp 8/25
Truth's Hats 5/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Ashes to Ashes.
Afterwards, I continue my overwatch of the faction owners, eerily noting their every twitch and movement with a cold, calculating aura. My vision seems to burn into the faction owners, chillingly boring into their very souls. Slowly, I reveal an object held within my hand. It appears to be The Mindwalker, flickering with indigo flames. I do not even bother with reacting yet. Fear will be an effective intimidator. Not of me. I am not terrifying in the slightest. No, it is more of the fact that I could know everything they are thinking at any given moment, that their minds are not safe. They are not. The minds of others are privy to my exploitation. The matter is not 'if' I can do such a thing. It is more of the 'will' I do such a thing. Unless the particular structure of one's mind holds particular interest to me, I would ordinarily respect a player's privacy, seeing as they would not know that I entered, nor what I did within. With effort, I could likely obliterate the mindscapes of every living being within this tower, leaving them to crumple to the floor in a puddle of blood. However, I will not commit such an act. Then again, I might be able to learn the effects of not possessing a mindscape proper on the body. Hah. It would be foolish to think that your minds are safe. I posses far more potent ways of entry than this orb, but I would rather only utilize them in emergencies, such as one's great uncle's mind being traversed by a dream demon. Whatever a great uncle is. Human terminology is surprisingly cryptic. From what I know, it is the genetic brother of a male being who supplied around half of your biological genes, correct? Anyhow, the indigo flames surrounding The Mindwalker flare upwards, bursting out with startlingly sudden intensity. Not wasting a singular instant, I enter the mind of the owner of Destruction. Upon entry, I whip out the Writhing Stick, its living wood pulsating in apparent anticipation. I proceed to tear the mindscape of the owner of Destruction to shreds with pure unnatural arcane agony and suffering, taking special care to generate lasting nodes of pure concentrated pain within the player's mind. Such focal points serve to provide the owner of Destruction with eternal pain and suffering for the remainder of his woefully short anticipated lifespan. I watch the mindscape of the owner of Destruction fall apart, exiting after several moments. It would not do to be caught up in the destruction of one's mind. I put the Writhing Stick away, watching the owner of Destruction's reactions to having his mind decimated, and all of his central emotions replaced with varying forms of agony and pain, noting anything of interest. Afterwards, I amplify the emotional nodes within the ruins of the player's mind, staring stoically as he convulses in sheer agony. The indigo flames wreathing The Mindwalker subside to a manageable amount, and I place the thing within my alchemical bag. I will need to augment that orb soon. Soon means NOW, in this context, at least.
I alchemize The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence (1/???). Eye of Providence, as in a literal, physical eyeball, imbued with the magic of the mind and sight. Ea hktksb ruu oyl vj fiufsend, miciw vbc.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I go up to the faction leaders and start talking " hey . why are you fighting us?" the response I get is an attempted stabbing. I dodge the attacks and pick up a card. When I activate the card the area around the faction leaders blurs. suddenly, their armor combines into one, epic set. but it instantly shatters when I finish. the anticlimax causes the many players on the rival factions to die of profound disappointment.
I alchemize the invisibility cloak from harry potter & the slightly nerfed hellkite set ( resistance to what the Hellkite dragons were immune to.) & the lightweight - flash step ninja suit . with a set bonus of : diamond sword +undefined essence + blaze essence +
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 2/3
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 8/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 2/11
+2 to Tazz.
50/50
50/50 ALL COMPLETE! Saving these for the big attack I spoke with you about.
50/50
I begin a new charge- Rod of Phyrexia 1/25. It is immediately boosted to 4/25 by Erelye's three +1's. Hah.
I take out the Soul Wand and access the mime souls trapped within, temporarily imbuing myself with the powers and abilities of a four-shadowed mime, which includes the ability to utilize mimed objects. I take an invisible medikit out of my inventory and open it, applying a set of invisible bandages and healing salves to my more grevious wounds. Then, I make myself an invisible medigun and point it at myself. A complete lack of sound and effects ensues, but nevertheless my HP slowly rises. Next, I pull out a a pair of invisible wands. I make several movements with them, the actual effects, as well as the wands themselves, being both silent and invisible. However, after a second, golden energy begins to trail from the tips of the invisible wands, forming a ball of green and gold healing energy. I direct the ball into myself with the invisible Golden Sunsticks, causing a burst of pure Life energy to spread throughout me and heal me up. Finally, I close another player on Team Excavate attacking either Superius or Subtus in a manner that invites retaliation damage in an invisible box that moves with them, protecting them from some measure of retaliation damage.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (6/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (6/11)
I extract the verbose energies from my previous two posts and send the ball of unnecessary verbosity at the SS Omega. An explosion of words rocks the ship while I fire more words at the S.S. Omega with Arcum Os.
I proceed to fire a long Japanese text using Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes, Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands and Arcus Orientum directly into one of the S.S. Omega's thrusters.
Battlefield: Below
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames,
Wilson's Shop: $212
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 6/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 6/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 6/1
-Battlefield-
I was going to write up a thing detailing Red making The Azure Armoury and The Ultraband with amazing magics, but I just spent three hours filming for a school project outside, and am not feeling up to it. I expend all my charges to make the two of them, there. I may write this as a flashback or something later if I feel up to it.
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26/50 and 30/50 +1 to Tazz and Pricy
I fire a turret at Superius and, assuming the healbot was destroyed, I pick some spare parts out of it and attach some whirling blades to the next player's attack, strengthening it.
Commands:
- Fayther: Combine all memories into a rainbow memory! What should I use this on? Also, copy from the Godmodder for a violent memory.
- Deck: I pulled the Four of Clubs, so that plus the Ace of Diamonds last turn means 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns to two of the faction leaders.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | R | Violent | - | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 312$ _ Wilson's charges A: 38/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 212$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 4$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 6$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (3$, lvl1, glitch)
Extended Potion of Cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2 says on tin.)
Splash potion of venom+2
Potion of Fear +1
Wilson watches as the Godmodder beats the Engies' faces in, making overly dramatic flinching motions with each successive hammer blow.
Ooo! Ouch! ... That's gotta hurt!
Afterwards, he walks over to where they were thrown into nothingness.
Well, heh. Does that I mean I win the debate? Not like it ever was a fair fight. I remember when one glance from him would send me packing. Ah, how young, stupid and naive I was back then... oh, uh oh, better get out of here...
What do we have here... living... mechanicals... and some undead. I'd feel best about attacking the mechanical things...
In order to set up for the big finisher, Wilson drinks a potion of fear to set his emotion to fear
He uses Gravity Whirl to deal 23,000 damage to a thruster. He is now on sadness.
Battlefield: I guard as many AG entities as I can with the bulletesseract
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $214
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 7/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 7/11
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 3/3
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 9/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 3/11
+2 to Tazz.
Rod of Phyrexia 5/25
I summon a massive burst of healing energy from the Positive Energy Plane, by the simple expedient of opening a planar gate to said plane of existence and allowing the energy to flow through. The energy targets and massively heals me.
I judo throw Cwcatastrophe out of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, then direct it into the S.S. Omega, punching straight through its mast. I then take off the rockets, and gently stop it, placing the cake into the capsule to protect it from mobs. Anyways I shooby doo bop bibbity bam and suddenly a veritable flood of Smooth McGroove videos flood the Cwcatastrophe, causing it to somehow drown in dissonant tunes. Hey, this thing is probably enough of an abomination at this point, who knows how its anatomy works.
I then pull out my Bulletesseract and shield as many AG players as I can, including myself. Meanwhile, I decide to smash all the stuff I made for Fseftr sans the Bulletesseract, then attach a bomb to it so that it blows up after the EOTB.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 10/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 6/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-7, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
"To answer your question, Wilson, we mostly just serve the guy because he pays well, and the alternative employers happen to be either the Italian Space Mafia, or the IUPC. No way in hell do we want t' work for the Don, and quite frankly, none of us alone have the power to join up with the IUPC. Also, he's usually more sane than this, but he just... broke. We mostly only left due to protocol he put in to keep us out of the way whenever he snaps. Which he does, often. Pay the Mainframe a visit, dig through a couple files. Maybe that'll give you an idea of how hard it his for him to cope. Guy ended up killing more than just people. Now, has anyone seen my gun? Family heirloom. Dropped it in the rush to leave. It's the one with the silver ribbon."
I have a gut feeling that there may be more opportunities in the IUPC than you think. As for your gun, I'm going to assume Richard probably has it. He stole them from me when I gathered them all. Don't ask how any of us got that done that fast. It's just shenanigans.
I then duplicate...Hmm. Yes, that should work nicely. I pass the Soldier a duplicate High-Energy Pellet Gun. "This should do until Richard gets back to you, if you feel like shooting anything. What's your name by the way?"
I also give the Soldier a (duplicated) HALI array. "Stay alive. I'd rather you not die, we hhaven't even gotten to know you yet."
+2 to Generic. Eleven's Eyepatch please.
I unleash fractive blasts at the ship, severing whatever mechanic holds it together. Several bits, cut off from the vehicle, cease to function.
I then blast a PvPer with grimdarkness, making him extremely depressed to the point of seppuku. Or at least falling on his sword in a painful fashion/attacking his teammates because he cannot see through the grief of recognizing the futility of his life.
I zillify as many mobs as I can. They now no longer desire to eat the cake, but instead to defend it.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 2/9
+2 to Irecreeper
I wake up suddenly. My vision unblurs, and my core systems finish rebooting. As I sit up, I notice a strange crackling in the air around me. I look down, and I appear to be on my quest bed. My normal microsoft outfit is now replaced with the same outfit, only with memes plastering every inch of it. I access my system files to see what has happened. The first file I find is called ASCEND.meme . I open this file, to find this:
“THE MEMER HAS ASCENDED THE PROPHEMEME IS ALMOST COMPLETE THE MEMESIAH HAS AWOKEN THE FALSE PROHPET HAS BEEN VANQUISHED THE MEME LORD HAS GRACED US ARISE”
… What?
Suddenly, a blast of raw meme power hits me. I absorb it into myself, and my robot body is nearly ripped apart. Suddenly, I hear my meme lord’s holy voice speaking to meme;
“MODPACK. I HAVE GIVEN A PORTION OF MY HOLMEME POWER TO YOU, SO YOU COULD TRULY USE MEMES. YOU ARE NOW TRULY MY DISCIPLE. HOWEVER, I DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO LIVE IN THIS FORM FOR MUCH LONGER. I REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE.”
“What do you need, my lord?”
“A MORTAL BODY TO ENTER, SO I MAY CONTINUE TO EXIST.”
“I shall help you, my lord.”
I pull out the wreckage of many of my broken HALO ARMOR SUITS, and various X-WEAPONS, and ALL of my assorted meme weapons, and then create a very simplistic Microsoft Robot, based off of my own. Using a blast of my meme power, it activates, and the meme lord quickly enters the robot. The robot boots up, and the memelord successfully entered the robot!
“Thank you, my disciple.” is the last thing I hear before they flash-step away! (MEMELORD ENTERS THE GAME! They should actually be joining as a player soon.)
The residual blast from all of this goes and strikes the S.S. Omega with a blinding amount of power! I hurriedly fly over to it and crack my robo-fingers, and then FALCON PAWNCH the S.S. Omega! The sound of a thousand TROLOLOLs happens at once, and a sonic blast, going so fast that it is a sanic meme blast strikes the S.S. Omega! I then stare at the ship, and ask it “U mad bro?”. The meme energy from this attack is…
It’s…
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This quickly becomes a hyper meme combo. This escalates quickly, and turns into a WOMBO COMBO! I use ALL the memes! The memes quickly BURN IT WITH FIRE, because they are moving so fast and generating so quickly they turn into a plasma! Such fast. Very plasma. They go fast enough to go even further back in the timeline of memes, quickly turning back into rage comics, orly owls, I haz bucket seals, and LOLCATS! The nyan cat begins playing, and a satanic voice begins saying things such as “TACOS XD I AM SO [email protected]!” Teh epic face appears with devil horns and it turns out that it is the satanic voice saying such cringe-worthy memes. It begins causing epic face meteors and rare pepes to start slamming into the S.S. Omega, and then the epic face begins glowing red. It starts to vibrate out of our plane of existence, and then it releases one giant meme to end this wombo combo.
“HOW DO BALLS CUE?”
It then turns into a cue ball and slams into the side of the S.S. Omega, and burns through it.
The residual blast from all of this goes and strikes the S.S. Omega with a blinding amount of power! I hurriedly fly over to it and crack my robo-fingers, and then FALCON PAWNCH the S.S. Omega! The sound of a thousand TROLOLOLs happens at once, and a sonic blast, going so fast that it is a sanic meme blast strikes the S.S. Omega! I then stare at the ship, and ask it “U mad bro?”. The meme energy from this attack is…
It’s…
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This quickly becomes a hyper meme combo. This escalates quickly, and turns into a WOMBO COMBO! I use ALL the memes! The memes quickly BURN IT WITH FIRE, because they are moving so fast and generating so quickly they turn into a plasma! Such fast. Very plasma. They go fast enough to go even further back in the timeline of memes, quickly turning back into rage comics, orly owls, I haz bucket seals, and LOLCATS! The nyan cat begins playing, and a satanic voice begins saying things such as “TACOS XD I AM SO [email protected]!” Teh epic face appears with devil horns and it turns out that it is the satanic voice saying such cringe-worthy memes. It begins causing epic face meteors and rare pepes to start slamming into the S.S. Omega, and then the epic face begins glowing red. It starts to vibrate out of our plane of existence, and then it releases one giant meme to end this wombo combo.
“HOW DO BALLS CUE?”
It then turns into a cue ball and slams into the side of the S.S. Omega, and burns through it.
Suddenly, a giant :mspa: (face) flies out of the Creative portal and slams hard into the S.S. Omega, for IT KEEPS HAPPEMEMEING damage! The S.S. Omega finds itself falling down some stairs that have just protruded through the portal...I warned u about stairs bro.
Wait, wait.
:whatdidyoudo:
*the full force of :whatdidyoudo:, too powerful to display here, plows into the S.S. Omega *
Did I tell you... it keeps happening?
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I heal an AG entity with healing blues
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $210[/p]
+2 to Wilson[/p]
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 5/11[/p] Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 5/11[/p] Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 5/11[/p]
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (5/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (5/11)
Ink and Myths 24/30 (Amp'd)
Ethereal Wisp 6/25 (Amp'd)
Truth's Hats 3/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
"It is unseen, so no one notices it watching." It is nice to see I'm not rusty at deciphering, seeing as I got this Atbash down in around three minutes.
I immediately shift to face the faction owner who seems to be of the greatest threat level at the moment. Of course, this is irrelevant, seeing as they all possess the same attack and defense values, to the best of my knowledge. Regardless, I will try to slay one as expediently as possible. No, I do not think I should be referring to these beings as people. They seem to be nothing but soulless automatons to me. Essentially, I am saying that I will attack the one whose faction's name seems to be the most deadly on a widespread scale. By which I mean Destruction. I sift through my inventory, searching for an adequate weapon. I look for several minutes, examining each weapon carefully for potential qualities. Perhaps something that could pierce armor. Here we go. I grab something out of my inky-black alchemical bag, and hold it carefully in one hand, staring at the owner of Destruction with a slightly maddened gaze, affected by hundreds of thaums of Warp. The gaze itself seems horrifically withering, as if spells were woven into its very existence. However, this is not the case. Regardless, this does sometimes result in one decaying into pure dust before my very eyes, a rather enlightening occurrence I suggest you all watch yourselves. Assuming you don't mind hearing people screaming in agony for their own lives, their very thoughts emanating with a combination of terror and confusion as they are slowly deconstructed by the decay of their brain, watching all the while. There is no escape. Merely an expedient way to deliver upon the temporal promise of entropy. Hah. I reveal what I drew from my inventory. A music disc, scratched down the middle, exuding a combination of pure oblivion and creation magics in constant conflict with each other. Constant conflict may be an understatement. Occult creation and demonic oblivion do not have much to have conflict over. They are functionally very similar, though with different motives, I suppose. If you are capable of imagining energy as having conscious thought and emotion. Hah. I carefully wield Scratched 44, allowing it to remove itself from my grasp. Instead of falling to the floor, and possibly shattering or undergoing similarly drastic destructive transformation, the disc floats in the air, still exuding red destruction, and elder creation. The scratch along the disc begins to glow with pure creation, a twisted, horrendous, blood-curdling sound slowly growing to prominence. In mere moments, the scratch along the disc becomes far too luminous to bear. I peer through my goggles, staring at the faction owner of Destruction. With a gesture of my hand, everything goes red, the horrendous, scratchy sound blaring far above all others in the area, and indeed the tower itself. Underneath the noise, the sound of some sort of energy blast comes to momentary prominence, before both noises subside. The owner of Destruction appears to have been skewered directly through the middle by a bolt of intertwining oblivion and creation, immediately piercing whatever armor the 'player' had, if any. I grab Scratched 44 out of the air, placing it in my inventory once more. This thing is an artifact of some power, I see.
I use Brahj Octet on Cwcatastrophe, then roll Justice's Deight at him. (It's one d8 and not an octet.) I then chop off his arm with the Fenestrated Blade, and drain all of his luck with my English Eyes, following up with a mouthbeam to its face.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 22/50
Mythosesque 22/30
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10 3/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 9/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 5/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-7, Gutza1-18, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (6/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (6/11)
Ink and Myths 25/30
Ethereal Wisp 7/25
Truth's Hats 4/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I continue to carefully watch the faction owners, eerily examining their every movement with seemingly rapt attention. However, it cannot be certain, seeing as my eyes are currently obscured by cracked violet lenses, attached to Goggles of Revealing imbued with a variety of powerful wards and spells which essentially function to both augment the abilities of the goggles, and render the safety issues connected with the cracks null. But, it is not currently my job to explain the history, structure, or purpose of these things. It is my job to slay things in as merciless a manner as is possible. Hah. I suddenly pull out a bottle of Ashen Water. There is something odd about this bottle, filled with grayish water, beyond the fact that is indeed serving as an adequate vessel for water precisely mixed with copious amounts of wood ash, obtained from the burning of ashwood logs. No, the bottle appears to be engraved with a myriad of elder symbols and words of some masterful beauty. No, that isn't right. Some masterful... discrepancy. Or, rather, it would be accurate to say whoever designed this bottle was either completely and utterly insane, highly devoted to a specific purpose, or both. Considering my motives and mental state, it would likely be both. I continue to stare at the owner of Destruction. Something seems rather ominous about the way I look at him. Or, the lack thereof. It is as if I am a cold, merciless engineer or artisan, and he is a project gone horribly wrong. Of course, this is not the case, considering I am by no means skillful enough to do anything regarding engineering, nor do I have the attention to detail required to be an artisan. On that matter, I do not have the skill to be an author, nor the persuasive abilities to be a cunning lawyerviscerator. Oh, right. I will not go off on some sort of tangent to describe in as much detail as possible the Vetasian system of law, though it would certainly be intriguing. I carefully raise the arm whose hand grasps the bottle of Ashen Water slightly into the air, calculating trajectories, and required velocities. Despite the fact that I am by no means an acrobatic person, nor an athlete of any kind, despising sports, I doubt I will fail to throw this thing across the room, and have it hit its mark with absolute precision. I suddenly throw the bottle towards the owner of Destruction, a stoic expression remaining on my face. If I happen to err, I can certainly go an manufacture another bottle of this stuff. The resources required to create it are rather abundant in this land, after all. The bottle sails across the room, striking the owner of Destruction directly in the chest. The bottle shatters upon impact. Whether this is due to the force, or my telekinetic influences, it certainly did what I wanted it to. The liquid splatters all over the player, soaking him. The liquid slowly seeps through his form, towards his center. I wait, watching. After several minutes, the player collapses to the floor, convulsing wildly, quite evidently suffering from some sort of repeated spasm, likely brought on by the Ashen Water seeping into his brain. A shame. I could have dissected that afterwards. The arcane properties of the Ashen Water afflict the owner of Destruction with maleficis uredine, the arcane blight. This reduces his attack stat for the duration of the effect. Seeing as it would ordinarily malignantly absorb arcane power, I would assume it is merely targeting whatever is most valuable to the afflicted subject.
Mime Hell, approx. 15:34
I watch the mimes staring at the portal. My voice suddenly pervades whatever they utilize for hearing, regardless of whether or not my immobilization would ordinarily prevent speech.
Very... very well.
The white portal suddenly grows to a monolithic size, easily large enough to accommodate for all of the mimes at once. Sparks of amethyst energy occasionally emanate off of the portal, and it slowly becomes clear. The portal shows the sealed chamber in Grayhold, specifically designed to contain whatever might arise in this dimension. The warded Thaumium blast doors flicker with amethyst light briefly, before they transform into a portal to the heavily-fortified tower upon the Origin Point. The portals appear to be bound to Grayhold, insuring that my death will forcibly shut them down, no matter what.
I will not stop you.
I start throwing modded D6's around and start rerolling enemies and factions attacking the cake (modded to reroll PG entities into items and rarely a weakened AG version of this enemy .). I then set up gravity shields around the cake and enter bezerker mode. for every 100 damage on an PG entity : + 2 percent chance to crit or minicrit during the next attacks. ( if OP please nerf .) I then shoot several blasts from my golden battling gun which mutates into a nuclear bomb after contact. I also use a spam frag-nuke-nightmare fuel-supa-dupa-cluster-napalm-coated-atomic- mini - prefix bombs and put them near team demise. While having my clones splash potions on the attackers of the cake while having more clones strife random members of the factions attacking us
corrupted rainbow sixer : 4/7
6 tome pack : 4/ 50
mister stick figure: 6/10
Turn 2
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I used the MLG Sniper Rifle at the Skeletons about 100m away.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to I_G_U
Starry Mage's Action: I use the Undead Slayer Axes to cut some Zombies
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 6/50
Hong Meiling used the Final Spell Card to try to stop me. 32/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 32/50
Charge Storage: 9 (+1 from Amperz +2 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 11/11!
Description: This Axe is Barbatos Goetia's personal Weapon but however it has been Modded to increase it's coolness and power. This one will activate No Items Ever! if the random Character or Enemy has used the Item however there is a Flaw because the Item usage will be Weakened for 3 Turns then it can be also turns into the Electric Guitar for music plays.
Stats for Barbatos' Fury:
Deals 8500+ to 12000+ Damage to the Enemy
Special: can be used for Combo Slashes and has a Ability of No Items Ever! that can deal more than 15000 Damage sometimes you say BURAAAA!! while you use this Axe.
Negative Effects: Item Power will be 50% for 3 turns if you once used this weapon like how it works i Use a Super Potion that heals 8 HP but if i use this axe it would be 4 HP instead.
Total Damage so Far: 179250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (7/7!)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (7/11)
Ink and Myths 26/30
Ethereal Wisp 8/25
Truth's Hats 5/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Ashes to Ashes.
Afterwards, I continue my overwatch of the faction owners, eerily noting their every twitch and movement with a cold, calculating aura. My vision seems to burn into the faction owners, chillingly boring into their very souls. Slowly, I reveal an object held within my hand. It appears to be The Mindwalker, flickering with indigo flames. I do not even bother with reacting yet. Fear will be an effective intimidator. Not of me. I am not terrifying in the slightest. No, it is more of the fact that I could know everything they are thinking at any given moment, that their minds are not safe. They are not. The minds of others are privy to my exploitation. The matter is not 'if' I can do such a thing. It is more of the 'will' I do such a thing. Unless the particular structure of one's mind holds particular interest to me, I would ordinarily respect a player's privacy, seeing as they would not know that I entered, nor what I did within. With effort, I could likely obliterate the mindscapes of every living being within this tower, leaving them to crumple to the floor in a puddle of blood. However, I will not commit such an act. Then again, I might be able to learn the effects of not possessing a mindscape proper on the body. Hah. It would be foolish to think that your minds are safe. I posses far more potent ways of entry than this orb, but I would rather only utilize them in emergencies, such as one's great uncle's mind being traversed by a dream demon. Whatever a great uncle is. Human terminology is surprisingly cryptic. From what I know, it is the genetic brother of a male being who supplied around half of your biological genes, correct? Anyhow, the indigo flames surrounding The Mindwalker flare upwards, bursting out with startlingly sudden intensity. Not wasting a singular instant, I enter the mind of the owner of Destruction. Upon entry, I whip out the Writhing Stick, its living wood pulsating in apparent anticipation. I proceed to tear the mindscape of the owner of Destruction to shreds with pure unnatural arcane agony and suffering, taking special care to generate lasting nodes of pure concentrated pain within the player's mind. Such focal points serve to provide the owner of Destruction with eternal pain and suffering for the remainder of his woefully short anticipated lifespan. I watch the mindscape of the owner of Destruction fall apart, exiting after several moments. It would not do to be caught up in the destruction of one's mind. I put the Writhing Stick away, watching the owner of Destruction's reactions to having his mind decimated, and all of his central emotions replaced with varying forms of agony and pain, noting anything of interest. Afterwards, I amplify the emotional nodes within the ruins of the player's mind, staring stoically as he convulses in sheer agony. The indigo flames wreathing The Mindwalker subside to a manageable amount, and I place the thing within my alchemical bag. I will need to augment that orb soon. Soon means NOW, in this context, at least.
I alchemize The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence (1/???). Eye of Providence, as in a literal, physical eyeball, imbued with the magic of the mind and sight. Ea hktksb ruu oyl vj fiufsend, miciw vbc.
+2 to Generic
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Wilson Money: $2
Shield Generator: 25/30
Blaze of Glory: 43/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 3/10
Reaper's Decad: 9/11
Toxic Decad: 9/11
Anti-Turbocharger: 6/9
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Hmm. Let's get a bit more creative with my alchemies.
Lothyra equips the Remote Magnepulators. She then uses them to slam Subtus into the walls (hard) before using them to throw antimatter at Subtus.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I go up to the faction leaders and start talking " hey . why are you fighting us?" the response I get is an attempted stabbing. I dodge the attacks and pick up a card. When I activate the card the area around the faction leaders blurs. suddenly, their armor combines into one, epic set. but it instantly shatters when I finish. the anticlimax causes the many players on the rival factions to die of profound disappointment.
I alchemize the invisibility cloak from harry potter & the slightly nerfed hellkite set ( resistance to what the Hellkite dragons were immune to.) & the lightweight - flash step ninja suit . with a set bonus of : diamond sword +undefined essence + blaze essence +
mirage - infused obsidian..
corrupted rainbow sixer : 5/7
6 tome pack : 5/ 50
mister stick figure: 7/10 ( messed up earlier )
Turn 2/3
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 8/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 2/11
+2 to Tazz.
50/50
50/50 ALL COMPLETE! Saving these for the big attack I spoke with you about.
50/50
I begin a new charge- Rod of Phyrexia 1/25. It is immediately boosted to 4/25 by Erelye's three +1's. Hah.
I take out the Soul Wand and access the mime souls trapped within, temporarily imbuing myself with the powers and abilities of a four-shadowed mime, which includes the ability to utilize mimed objects. I take an invisible medikit out of my inventory and open it, applying a set of invisible bandages and healing salves to my more grevious wounds. Then, I make myself an invisible medigun and point it at myself. A complete lack of sound and effects ensues, but nevertheless my HP slowly rises. Next, I pull out a a pair of invisible wands. I make several movements with them, the actual effects, as well as the wands themselves, being both silent and invisible. However, after a second, golden energy begins to trail from the tips of the invisible wands, forming a ball of green and gold healing energy. I direct the ball into myself with the invisible Golden Sunsticks, causing a burst of pure Life energy to spread throughout me and heal me up. Finally, I close another player on Team Excavate attacking either Superius or Subtus in a manner that invites retaliation damage in an invisible box that moves with them, protecting them from some measure of retaliation damage.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (6/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (6/11)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = Thaumic Aspectblaster (6/?)
Action
I extract the verbose energies from my previous two posts and send the ball of unnecessary verbosity at the SS Omega. An explosion of words rocks the ship while I fire more words at the S.S. Omega with Arcum Os.
I proceed to fire a long Japanese text using Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes, Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands and Arcus Orientum directly into one of the S.S. Omega's thrusters.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Below
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames,
Wilson's Shop: $212
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 6/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 6/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 6/1
-Battlefield-
I was going to write up a thing detailing Red making The Azure Armoury and The Ultraband with amazing magics, but I just spent three hours filming for a school project outside, and am not feeling up to it. I expend all my charges to make the two of them, there. I may write this as a flashback or something later if I feel up to it.
26/50 and 30/50 +1 to Tazz and Pricy
I fire a turret at Superius and, assuming the healbot was destroyed, I pick some spare parts out of it and attach some whirling blades to the next player's attack, strengthening it.
Commands:
- Fayther: Combine all memories into a rainbow memory! What should I use this on? Also, copy from the Godmodder for a violent memory.
- Deck: I pulled the Four of Clubs, so that plus the Ace of Diamonds last turn means 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns to two of the faction leaders.
Memories: | R | Violent | - | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 312$ _ Wilson's charges A: 38/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Splash potion of venom+2
Potion of Fear +1
Wilson watches as the Godmodder beats the Engies' faces in, making overly dramatic flinching motions with each successive hammer blow.
Ooo! Ouch! ... That's gotta hurt!
Afterwards, he walks over to where they were thrown into nothingness.
Well, heh. Does that I mean I win the debate? Not like it ever was a fair fight. I remember when one glance from him would send me packing. Ah, how young, stupid and naive I was back then... oh, uh oh, better get out of here...
What do we have here... living... mechanicals... and some undead. I'd feel best about attacking the mechanical things...
In order to set up for the big finisher, Wilson drinks a potion of fear to set his emotion to fear
He uses Gravity Whirl to deal 23,000 damage to a thruster. He is now on sadness.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Sadness
- State: 100 (Maxed!)
- Stress: 70% (+20 from attack, -5 from sadness, -5 from state)
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard as many AG entities as I can with the bulletesseract
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $214
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 7/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 7/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 7/1
Turn 3/3
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 9/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 3/11
+2 to Tazz.
Rod of Phyrexia 5/25
I summon a massive burst of healing energy from the Positive Energy Plane, by the simple expedient of opening a planar gate to said plane of existence and allowing the energy to flow through. The energy targets and massively heals me.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I judo throw Cwcatastrophe out of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, then direct it into the S.S. Omega, punching straight through its mast. I then take off the rockets, and gently stop it, placing the cake into the capsule to protect it from mobs. Anyways I shooby doo bop bibbity bam and suddenly a veritable flood of Smooth McGroove videos flood the Cwcatastrophe, causing it to somehow drown in dissonant tunes. Hey, this thing is probably enough of an abomination at this point, who knows how its anatomy works.
I then pull out my Bulletesseract and shield as many AG players as I can, including myself. Meanwhile, I decide to smash all the stuff I made for Fseftr sans the Bulletesseract, then attach a bomb to it so that it blows up after the EOTB.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 24/50
Mythosesque 25/30
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10 4/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 10/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 6/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-7, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I have a gut feeling that there may be more opportunities in the IUPC than you think. As for your gun, I'm going to assume Richard probably has it. He stole them from me when I gathered them all. Don't ask how any of us got that done that fast. It's just shenanigans.
I then duplicate...Hmm. Yes, that should work nicely. I pass the Soldier a duplicate High-Energy Pellet Gun. "This should do until Richard gets back to you, if you feel like shooting anything. What's your name by the way?"
I also give the Soldier a (duplicated) HALI array. "Stay alive. I'd rather you not die, we hhaven't even gotten to know you yet."
+2 to Generic. Eleven's Eyepatch please.
I unleash fractive blasts at the ship, severing whatever mechanic holds it together. Several bits, cut off from the vehicle, cease to function.
I then blast a PvPer with grimdarkness, making him extremely depressed to the point of seppuku. Or at least falling on his sword in a painful fashion/attacking his teammates because he cannot see through the grief of recognizing the futility of his life.
I zillify as many mobs as I can. They now no longer desire to eat the cake, but instead to defend it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = Highblood Memeblade 8/11
Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 2/9
+2 to Irecreeper
I wake up suddenly. My vision unblurs, and my core systems finish rebooting. As I sit up, I notice a strange crackling in the air around me. I look down, and I appear to be on my quest bed. My normal microsoft outfit is now replaced with the same outfit, only with memes plastering every inch of it. I access my system files to see what has happened. The first file I find is called ASCEND.meme . I open this file, to find this:
“THE MEMER HAS ASCENDED
THE PROPHEMEME IS ALMOST COMPLETE
THE MEMESIAH HAS AWOKEN
THE FALSE PROHPET HAS BEEN VANQUISHED
THE MEME LORD HAS GRACED US
ARISE”
… What?
Suddenly, a blast of raw meme power hits me. I absorb it into myself, and my robot body is nearly ripped apart. Suddenly, I hear my meme lord’s holy voice speaking to meme;
“MODPACK. I HAVE GIVEN A PORTION OF MY HOLMEME POWER TO YOU, SO YOU COULD TRULY USE MEMES. YOU ARE NOW TRULY MY DISCIPLE. HOWEVER, I DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO LIVE IN THIS FORM FOR MUCH LONGER. I REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE.”
“What do you need, my lord?”
“A MORTAL BODY TO ENTER, SO I MAY CONTINUE TO EXIST.”
“I shall help you, my lord.”
I pull out the wreckage of many of my broken HALO ARMOR SUITS, and various X-WEAPONS, and ALL of my assorted meme weapons, and then create a very simplistic Microsoft Robot, based off of my own. Using a blast of my meme power, it activates, and the meme lord quickly enters the robot. The robot boots up, and the memelord successfully entered the robot!
“Thank you, my disciple.” is the last thing I hear before they flash-step away! (MEMELORD ENTERS THE GAME! They should actually be joining as a player soon.)
The residual blast from all of this goes and strikes the S.S. Omega with a blinding amount of power! I hurriedly fly over to it and crack my robo-fingers, and then FALCON PAWNCH the S.S. Omega! The sound of a thousand TROLOLOLs happens at once, and a sonic blast, going so fast that it is a sanic meme blast strikes the S.S. Omega! I then stare at the ship, and ask it “U mad bro?”. The meme energy from this attack is…
It’s…
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This quickly becomes a hyper meme combo. This escalates quickly, and turns into a WOMBO COMBO! I use ALL the memes! The memes quickly BURN IT WITH FIRE, because they are moving so fast and generating so quickly they turn into a plasma! Such fast. Very plasma. They go fast enough to go even further back in the timeline of memes, quickly turning back into rage comics, orly owls, I haz bucket seals, and LOLCATS! The nyan cat begins playing, and a satanic voice begins saying things such as “TACOS XD I AM SO [email protected]!” Teh epic face appears with devil horns and it turns out that it is the satanic voice saying such cringe-worthy memes. It begins causing epic face meteors and rare pepes to start slamming into the S.S. Omega, and then the epic face begins glowing red. It starts to vibrate out of our plane of existence, and then it releases one giant meme to end this wombo combo.
“HOW DO BALLS CUE?”
It then turns into a cue ball and slams into the side of the S.S. Omega, and burns through it.
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Suddenly, a giant :mspa: (face) flies out of the Creative portal and slams hard into the S.S. Omega, for IT KEEPS HAPPEMEMEING damage! The S.S. Omega finds itself falling down some stairs that have just protruded through the portal...I warned u about stairs bro.
Wait, wait.
:whatdidyoudo:
*the full force of :whatdidyoudo:, too powerful to display here, plows into the S.S. Omega *
Did I tell you... it keeps happening?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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Last turn is finished, no post today. Working on the final storyposts of the game...