101 (21/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased. +1 from Talist I missed, again. +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal.)
The Phoenix (5/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +1 from Generic, another +1 from Talist that I did NOT miss this time, +2 from Crystal.) (Yes, this is for the Moorblade Assembly. I THINK it could be alchemized normally, but I would think that this needs a special kind of christening and there's some other stuff that I want to do here. This will be put briefly on-hold in case this finishes before the final rooms finish.)
The Panic Button (5/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Generic, +1 from Talist, +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal.)
The last room...Uh. I honestly have no idea how to go about this, so I'm just gonna go for a simple one here and not go crazy with it. (Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot. The Bedrooms are kind of the crew quarters, a small-ish room comparable to a small College Dorm with one bed, exception going to the captain's room which is larger. Each room contains a small mini-fridge, a personal storage, a place to put clothes, it's basically a cozy little place, but most life activities will take place outside at the . The Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot is specifically for connecting to the internet (or any local equivalent) in the void working without complications. How the heck it works is beyond my ability to understand. This is more of a whole-shipwide thing, but I couldn't think of an actual upgrade here so I went with something that could fit for a private room and help the whole ship. Might get a better idea later, but right now I think I'm running out of time.
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 10/11).
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 4/9).
@Piono: I'll talk to you about the ISM over Pesterchum. It's more complicated than you realize (and not in a sense that should be obvious), and it needs to be discussed...Privately. It needs to. However to quickly resolve the issue: It will be a variable size that can check Project Nexus as a whole, or at least, any fight between them will not end in a curbstomp, nor will the OP scale go overboard on nerfing one side moreso than the other (whether or not they'd be nerfed at all is a different story). It also contains no member or weapon that outdoes the OP King, because however much I dislike the character (in practice and in theory), it is at least a good measure of how strong a character should be to even interact in an overt manner at all. This is a DTG3 thing, really it is: We have plenty of time to talk this through in earnest.
Not knowing what this room is about, I sneak over and allow the Hypnotoad to experience a Level 10: Ceasefire. it's not too noisy being just fistwork, or shouldn't' be by my knowledge. If not, eh, Runic Shielding.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (2/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (2/11?)
I pull out the Loominarty 420 and prove the Controller is Illuminati:
1) Controller. 2) Control. 3) Control-Shift-Escape. 4) Ctrl-Shift-Esc opens the Task Manager. 5) "Task Manager" has 12 characters. 6) 12 has two digits. 7) 12 + 2 = 14. 8) Fourteen rhymes with mean deviation from the mean. 9) Mean deviation from the mean is a statistics concept. 10) Statistics. 11) Statistics has 10 letters. 12) 14 - 10 = 4. 13) Four sounds like for. 14) For. For loop. 15) For loops involve repetition. 16) The movie Groundhog Day involves repetition.
17) Groundhog Day rhymes with alphanumeric display. 18) An alphanumeric display displays letters and numbers. 19) What else displays numbers? That's right! A Nixie tube. 19) Nixie tube has 9 letters. 20) What else has 9 letters? The word defective. 21) The Controller must be defective, as it failed to prevent us from shutting the turret production down. Coincidence? I think not! 22) Defective rhymes with detective. 23) "DETECTIVE" is at the end of Burston's Sorrow. 24) Burston's Sorrow has 14 letters, of which 8 are in one word. 25) 14 take away 8 is 6. 26) There are 6 primal aspects in Thaumcraft 4. 27) 4. 4 rhymes with American Civil War. 28) The American Civil War lasted around 1487 days. 29) 1+4+8+7 = 20. 30) 20 minus 10, the number of letters in "statistics", is 10. 31) 1 + 0 = 1. 32) The Illuminati has one eye. 33) The Controller is Illuminati confirmed.
I take that proof and send that at the Controller.
I take out the Combatdice of Zillywen and roll them at Cwcatastrophe. I then shoot it with the Thorn Bow, hoping to poison it. After that I alchemise the Captchocterationslamvil instantly and bash Cwcatastrophe over the head with it, timefreezing him.
Alright, just me and him. Time to see if I can kill this thing. Spoilers: I'll probably just keep wearing it down, and will probably keep fighting it even after I die. I take out the Pumpkinsucker, and smash it into the monstrosity's face.
I notice that Fear Itself it finished, and briefly open up the Perfectly Safe Capsule to toss the thrusters to Tazz.
Wilson: $24
+2 Moorblade charge if it's a thing.
True Monado 15/50
Mythosesque 16/30
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 11/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 6/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 2/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-6, Gutza1-14, Tazz-13, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 6/10
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
I preview Crystalantholocore && Essence of Nourishment and Diamond-Tipped Wand && Thaumic Crystal && Azure Essence. I also preview Thaumic Storage Unit && Azure Essence, Magical Focus && Azure Essence, and Runic Circle && Azure Essence.
+2 to Tazz.
47/50
47/50 (+1 from Erelye, +2 from Gutza, all equally distributed.)
47/50
I target Superius with a Turret once again and fire a series of rounds.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-2 / 25- Operation GET OUT OF FLUMPTY LAND
-29 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I throw Red Heart after Red Heart towards Isaac in an attempt to heal him! I then vote for the obliteration / mass HP-leveling of the Engietech Troops.
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on the Controller
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $206
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 3/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 3/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 3/11
I finalize a deal made with generic behind the scenes, trading $11 credit for some Indigo Flames. Sorry, Erelye, but his deal is better.
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (3/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (3/11)
Ink and Myths 21/30
Ethereal Wisp 3/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I begin a new charge. Truth's Hats 1/50. Hah.
I draw the Crimson Twig. Now would be the best possible moment to forcibly remove the Commander from its prestigious position. Metaphorically speaking, of course. The position upon which the Controller resides is not of any positive value to society, or any society, at that. It is an behemoth of metal and code that should be annihilated on the spot, if any of us had the capacity. As such, I raise the staff into the air, muttering something under my breath, either an incantation, or a rather foul curse word, depending on who you ask, though I can assure you it was the former. There is not much of a need to curse in this situation, yet, at the very least. The crimson gem glints with esoteric light, far derived from the mundane. Destruction energies course throughout the staff, pulsating wildly with pure oblivion, entropy, and arcane forces. Elder magic flows through the gem topper, encapsulated in the crystal for several moments before exiting on the other end. Perditio vis circles around the staff, tearing away at the fabric of reality, installing pure, unadulterated horror in the robotic mind of the Commander. Irrational horror, seeing as this should not prove to instill horror in any way whatsoever, perhaps. Incidentally, this is unusual, seeing as robots don't have feelings. Despite this, the Commander experiences fear, possibly for the first time. It is almost as if the curse being cast is specifically designed to draw from the fear of others. Oblivion energies swirl around the Tools of the Commander, obscuring it completely and utterly. Eldritch energies spark off of the Tools, before tentacular shadows obfuscate the Commander in its entirety. Within the sphere of pure oblivion, the Tools experience pure chaos. Oblivion sorcery tears into the Tools, slowly annihilating them with enough energy to disintegrate a small star. The roaring of the wind, despite the fact that there is none in the general vicinity, can be heard above all. Eldritch powers seem to slow time, seeking counsel with each other to determine the fate of the Tools I have granted to them. Within the sphere of oblivion, eldritch tentacles pour from thin air, swarming towards the Tools with deadly precision. They wrap around the Tools, unaffected by the oblivion magics. It would be a reasonable assumption to say that the Void's vacuum is heavy with oblivion magics. Suddenly, the sphere of oblivion disappears. Everything seems to be normal. Save for the fact that the Tools are missing. Hah. I lower the Crimson Twig.
Mime Hell, approx. 14:01
This is not ideal. Well, it is not as if I have much of a choice. Annihilation and/or a fate worse than death, or the one possibility of escape I have.
Your freedom is upon you. I'd prefer it if it didn't involve my death, seeing as that would both disable the portal, and take away your other chance for escape.
I gesture into a random direction. Abruptly, a swirling violet portal appears, showing the tower. However, it is completely and utterly inert, and cannot transport any beings. The other portal which I used to make my entry suddenly disappears.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Not sure what's happening,
I run into engie, and dark engie. I feel as if I must protect dark engie
I sprint towards engie. The gem glows as I start picking up speed, and I suddenly teleport in front of engie, and stab him.
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101 (23/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased. +1 from Crystal.)
The Phoenix (8/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +1 from Crystal, +1 from Cobalt.)
The Panic Button (7/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Cobalt.)
FYI, because Generic died but I counted his assist while he was dead already, I'm 'ignoring' his assists here. Just in case you were confused.
(Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = ??? (Level ?: 2/?) missed putting this here the first time. Le derp1
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 11/11) I would hate to be the man hit by this monster of a gun.
As promised, I duplicate a Gatekeepers Scythe and hand it to Wilson in exchange for the Hammerstorage room.
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 5/9).
I vote for Fry's and the PPC's special attacks as they're getting low on respawns.
I'm almost positive that CogWynd's Wind level is wrong starting from two turns ago. Mentlegen should have wound up by 25% (from the turn before last) and Extra plating by 15% (10% because I wound him down for it, from the last turn). He should either be in Standard Operations with 50% Wind at this point or I am being a massive idiot. Either way, he will use Extra Plating again (winding him up by 15%), because he's gonna be Stayin' Alive if I can say anything about it. I wait for the Ultimate Wily Capsule to be a thing before I threaten him with more violence. Finally, I don Oblivion's Topper and hit the mind of the SCP-2713 like a nuclear bomb, quickly making SCP-2713 as compliant as possible with whatever ideas Crusher48 has this turn. This is to say, I am improving Crusher48's Control this turn, hopefully by a large margin. I dunno how much, it's a Spoil meant for Mind Control. It should be a big amount, if not instant 100% Control. This one'll probably come down to GM decision.
Guys, Crusher48 might be able to really help us if we manage to make him have high control when Doomsday hits. A high-power uber attack will help SO MUCH. Granted it's probably not going to Destroy the Godmodder, Godmodder's are immune to one-shots, but I think some field-wide death is an awesome thing to have, and afterwards we can just kill him then. But for now, let's see about the risk of keeping him alive, OK?
I produce the Eternal Caledfwlch and give it a whirl against the Hypnotoad. I quickly go for the eyes, it's juicy tender eyes that make for a delicacy. Mmmm...But seriously, I stab Caledfwlch right in his eyes, both of them, one each, destroying his perfect vision to the best of my ability. Hopefully it's SUPER EFFECTIVE. I then proceed to land a Caledcrash on it for good measure. I'd hit the Controller, but the Hypnotoad is more worrisome in the long-term.
Being that Engie is currently not in the room, barring anything to suggest to the contrary (IE, his intervention), I immediately channel my charisma and convince the Engietech units that, unless they'd like to be the mind-controlled puppets of a crazy Tyrant, that they ought to get way out of there. Hopefully they comply-but eh, it's just insurance in case Engie himself can't/doesn't do anything regarding them. Engie, I'll leave how to handle this to you in all honesty, but I'm giving a default in case you miss your post this turn, OK? pls don't kill me.
(Godmodder's Tower) EVERYONE NOW!!! I commanded all my entities to Attack the Controller then i used Teleport Spam and i fired the massive beam attacks at the Controller as well.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Erelye; 1 to Crystal
Starry Mage's Action: I have seen all our Mega Pokemon are Defeated Fainted and KO'ed, i clone myself and i fired the Star Beam at the Controller.
Time freezes. No matter who you are, what you are doing, or what you can do, time freezes. Except for the Godmodder. How confusing.
One of my drones, this one exceeding 20 feet tall, walks in, swinging around something that looks like someone took a Buster Sword,combined it with the Masamune, and decided the fusion needed to be exponentially bigger.
"The thing about those troops is, they weren't an insta-summon. They were brought in gradually, over the course of multiple terms. A real insta-summon would have been to just dump all of them down at once. Can you imagine that? I've actually lost track of how many there were, but if the Vord hadn't been on hand to cull the numbers, I'd estimate almost 4 million health collectively."
I let that sink in for a moment.
"Heh."
Ramming the sword into the current floor all the way down to the hilt, I use it as a convenient leaning post.
"If they'd been insta-summoned, all at once, like an invasion force from the skies, maybe you'd have a point. But hey, don't blame me for having 2 million health stick around so long. You, and everyone else, have had plenty of time to try your luck against them. Also, I mentioned allegiance change forcing as one of the things that will cause retaliatory damage. You have 2 health. Those hellkite dragons back there took twice the damage they dealt before I brought up the percentile damage, so somewhere about 180000 if I recall correctly. Something tells me not even you can face tank 3680000 damage in a single burst."
I then indicate to Maniac, time having paused in the middle of his smashing my troops together.
"See that guy over there? Yeah, that one. The player. Well, when time begins flowing again, you'll get to find out what happens when someone takes far more damage than their current health allows. And it will be beautiful. In fact, hold on."
A canvas appears beside Maniac.
"There we go. When that damage happens, I want you to look at the pretty red painting. The one, if you must know, that will be painted in giblets. Don't fret, he'll live. In a way. Respawn systems are handy wee things for fragile little things like people. While we're on the subject of people, I just can't figure out why one of you would want to go around killing other people that are on the same team. Even if there's a power difference, causing, say, resentment, well... it just... It's basically a betrayal. Now, before you bring up the whole thing where Blue left your team and betrayed you, well... you haven't suffered THAT much from it, have you now? But my troops..."
I gesture to them collectively.
"They don't get to respawn. They don't get another shot at life. Once they're dead, that's it. On average, Engietech personnel have around 2.8 alive family members. Even the Dragonfly Drones. Which means that every time I lose a man, there's either two or three, usually three, people who grieve for them in the wake of their death. Funny thing about family - no matter who you are, they'll usually grieve for you after you die. Tell me, Richard, do you have family members?"
My drone physically contorts, a creepy grin splitting open from the mouthless monstrosity, before it fades as time starts up again.
Dark Engie and I exchange hammer blows, but fail (this turn) to do any meaningful damage to each other.
Maniac suddenly takes way too much retaliation damage due to attacking Engietech personnel. No hard feelings, but there WAS a warning. Or did you forget?
... I calmly request that you please evacuate your personnel, as they are currently in danger of being brainwashed. I'm not going to kill them, I'm stuck in here. Actually... I charge into the side of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, and I roll myself and Cwcatastrophe over the Hypnotoad, squishing it beneath the Capsule's weight.
I quickly buy a few potions off of Wilson. Namely, a Splash Venom Potion, a Potion of Fear, a Splash Extended Potion of Flares, a Splash Corruption Potion, and a Splash Nightshade Potion. If I've done the math it'll be $20. I then toss a Splash Nightshade Potion into Cwcatastrophe, blinding him.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 7/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 3/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
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Listen, Engie. I read your warning. The only reason I attacked them was because Twin said they would be brainwashed! I don't want to deal with whatever-comes-next and an army of ultra-powerful robots! /NULL
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (4/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = [#u]It Is Unseen[/u#] (4/11)
Ink and Myths 22/30
Ethereal Wisp 4/25
Truth's Hats 2/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I continue to stare at the Commander. Once again, this entity is a reprehensible disgrace, worthy of death. Robotic death, that is. Suddenly, I pull a block out of my inventory, and place it down. It appears to be the Beat-Skipper. I stride over, standing directly before it, my eyes sweeping around the room. I place my hands upon the edge of the block, staring at it in a mildly ominous fashion. I look over at the Commander, sliding my goggles over my eyes once more. I would rather not be permanently blinded. Suddenly, I whip out another object, whose passive existence seems to consume all of the light in the room. The object has a demonic sight to it, as if it were infused with the essence of blood. The object in question is the occult music disc 44, whose energy I utilized mere hours earlier to fire pure, unadulterated silence at SCP-2317. Sadly, I know naught of wielding four-shadowed silence. At the current moment, at least. An adequate response to my previous statement might be I sense a great undoing. Hah. The gray beings shall come, and with it, our demise. But, enough of my prophetic ramblings. What do I know of the future? I grimly lower 44 to the Beat-Skipper, placing it within the jukebox. I wait, knowing that what occurs within should not be viewed by mortal eyes. I find it odd that most people perceive creation as being mainly attributed to benevolent gods. I have seen many things. True creation. The fragments of existential matter that were eternally sealed in ancient vaults within Eldritch Monoliths from the beginning of the beginning, to the present. I have seen such things, examined them, with as much perceptive ability as I possess. I pull out the Hazel Wand suddenly, and it suddenly emanates vast amounts of primal magics, as well as pure creation. Creation of a far more sinister quality than should be expected from the vast majority of creation artifacts in this game. In other words, true creation. Cold, calculating, uncaring. The energies of oblivion brimming within the Hazel Wand, acting separate from the creation, recede from the exit into the rest of reality, discreetly attempting to better tear away at the universe by burrowing deep within the incomprehensible lattices of the Hazel Wand. I twist the Hazel Wand between my nimble fingers, slowly bringing it down towards the Beat-Skipper. Golden light pours from the opening in the top of the eldritch jukebox, a dark light nonetheless. Occult light serves as the only source of illumination in the entirety of the room. Occult light from the Hazel Wand, and occult light from the Beat-Skipper. I abruptly and swiftly point the Hazel Wand at the Commander, in the general direction of the Weapons that I require to be destroyed. As the tip of the wand comes to point directly at the target, time slows. Well, relative to me. Everything else appears to be existing in a completely normal temporal analogue. As the Hazel Wand slowly comes to point at the Commander, a cold, dead-sounding whisper pervades my mind, echoing throughout my mind at an intensity beyond that of the all of the voices in my head, quite the feat indeed.
Gigishrgikhsgi'gi ngi mor gire ssgi's'emwgi. egi'hl'ogig wsgi'll sgi'p gishm. kel sgi's l'ogievkeljosgi'sgi.
I attempt to revert the blast upon hearing this, but I cannot, due to the fact that I have been temporally slowed as well. It is too late. A burst of pure creation streaks towards the Commander from the tip of the Hazel Wand, striking the Weapons. The golden light emitted from the Beat-Skipper seeps into the blast as it travels past, infusing it with further occult energies. The blast slowly move towards the Weapons. Of course, this is occurring to fast to react to, in the temporal analogue of every single being around me. The blast reaches the Weapons, and implodes slowly, releasing destructive occult waves of creation that slowly force me backwards. I return to the standard temporal speed, gasping for breath. The Weapons appear to have been impacted massively be eldritch creation, possibly to the extent of outright annihilation. I lower the Hazel Wand quickly, quietly sliding it into its proper location upon my person. With a thought, 44 is ejected from the Beat-Skipper, scratched in an esoteric pattern down the middle. I grab the disc, and take the Beat-Skipper as well, placing them in my inventory.
I examine the scratched form of 44. Perhaps it might have some arcane properties that I would be able to exploit.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Talist!
101 (21/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased. +1 from Talist I missed, again. +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal.)
The Phoenix (5/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +1 from Generic, another +1 from Talist that I did NOT miss this time, +2 from Crystal.) (Yes, this is for the Moorblade Assembly. I THINK it could be alchemized normally, but I would think that this needs a special kind of christening and there's some other stuff that I want to do here. This will be put briefly on-hold in case this finishes before the final rooms finish.)
The Panic Button (5/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Generic, +1 from Talist, +1 from Ire, +1 from Crystal.)
The last room...Uh. I honestly have no idea how to go about this, so I'm just gonna go for a simple one here and not go crazy with it. (Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot. The Bedrooms are kind of the crew quarters, a small-ish room comparable to a small College Dorm with one bed, exception going to the captain's room which is larger. Each room contains a small mini-fridge, a personal storage, a place to put clothes, it's basically a cozy little place, but most life activities will take place outside at the . The Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot is specifically for connecting to the internet (or any local equivalent) in the void working without complications. How the heck it works is beyond my ability to understand. This is more of a whole-shipwide thing, but I couldn't think of an actual upgrade here so I went with something that could fit for a private room and help the whole ship. Might get a better idea later, but right now I think I'm running out of time.
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 10/11).
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 4/9).
@Piono: I'll talk to you about the ISM over Pesterchum. It's more complicated than you realize (and not in a sense that should be obvious), and it needs to be discussed...Privately. It needs to. However to quickly resolve the issue: It will be a variable size that can check Project Nexus as a whole, or at least, any fight between them will not end in a curbstomp, nor will the OP scale go overboard on nerfing one side moreso than the other (whether or not they'd be nerfed at all is a different story). It also contains no member or weapon that outdoes the OP King, because however much I dislike the character (in practice and in theory), it is at least a good measure of how strong a character should be to even interact in an overt manner at all. This is a DTG3 thing, really it is: We have plenty of time to talk this through in earnest.
Not knowing what this room is about, I sneak over and allow the Hypnotoad to experience a Level 10: Ceasefire. it's not too noisy being just fistwork, or shouldn't' be by my knowledge. If not, eh, Runic Shielding.
Alchemies
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (2/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (2/11?)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C Carbine && Aspect Combiner = ??? (2/11?)
+2 to Tazz.
Action
I pull out the Loominarty 420 and prove the Controller is Illuminati:
1) Controller. 2) Control. 3) Control-Shift-Escape. 4) Ctrl-Shift-Esc opens the Task Manager. 5) "Task Manager" has 12 characters. 6) 12 has two digits. 7) 12 + 2 = 14. 8) Fourteen rhymes with mean deviation from the mean. 9) Mean deviation from the mean is a statistics concept. 10) Statistics. 11) Statistics has 10 letters. 12) 14 - 10 = 4. 13) Four sounds like for. 14) For. For loop. 15) For loops involve repetition. 16) The movie Groundhog Day involves repetition.
17) Groundhog Day rhymes with alphanumeric display. 18) An alphanumeric display displays letters and numbers. 19) What else displays numbers? That's right! A Nixie tube. 19) Nixie tube has 9 letters. 20) What else has 9 letters? The word defective. 21) The Controller must be defective, as it failed to prevent us from shutting the turret production down. Coincidence? I think not! 22) Defective rhymes with detective. 23) "DETECTIVE" is at the end of Burston's Sorrow. 24) Burston's Sorrow has 14 letters, of which 8 are in one word. 25) 14 take away 8 is 6. 26) There are 6 primal aspects in Thaumcraft 4. 27) 4. 4 rhymes with American Civil War. 28) The American Civil War lasted around 1487 days. 29) 1+4+8+7 = 20. 30) 20 minus 10, the number of letters in "statistics", is 10. 31) 1 + 0 = 1. 32) The Illuminati has one eye. 33) The Controller is Illuminati confirmed.
I take that proof and send that at the Controller.
I respawn.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I take out the Combatdice of Zillywen and roll them at Cwcatastrophe. I then shoot it with the Thorn Bow, hoping to poison it. After that I alchemise the Captchocterationslamvil instantly and bash Cwcatastrophe over the head with it, timefreezing him.
Alright, just me and him. Time to see if I can kill this thing. Spoilers: I'll probably just keep wearing it down, and will probably keep fighting it even after I die. I take out the Pumpkinsucker, and smash it into the monstrosity's face.
I notice that Fear Itself it finished, and briefly open up the Perfectly Safe Capsule to toss the thrusters to Tazz.
Wilson: $24
+2 Moorblade charge if it's a thing.
True Monado 15/50
Mythosesque 16/30
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 11/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 6/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 2/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-6, Gutza1-14, Tazz-13, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9
Wilson Money: $2
Shield Generator: 21/30
Blaze of Glory: 39/50
Reaper's Decad: 5/11
Toxic Decad: 5/11
Anti-Turbocharger: 2/9
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
I don't have time for this.
==Excavate==
Crap. That didn't work so well. Maybe I should avoid high-damage attacks.
Lothyra then fires the Heavy Light at Superius.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 3/3
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void = Obscured Wand 8/8 COMPLETE
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand >Fine = Paradox's Wand 6/7
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 6/10
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
I preview Crystalantholocore && Essence of Nourishment and Diamond-Tipped Wand && Thaumic Crystal && Azure Essence. I also preview Thaumic Storage Unit && Azure Essence, Magical Focus && Azure Essence, and Runic Circle && Azure Essence.
+2 to Tazz.
47/50
47/50 (+1 from Erelye, +2 from Gutza, all equally distributed.)
47/50
I target Superius with a Turret once again and fire a series of rounds.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
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Last turn's EOTB is up.
I HHHH the CONTROLLER.
I grab a few Engietech entities and smash them together!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-2 / 25- Operation GET OUT OF FLUMPTY LAND
-29 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I throw Red Heart after Red Heart towards Isaac in an attempt to heal him! I then vote for the obliteration / mass HP-leveling of the Engietech Troops.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on the Controller
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $206
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 3/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 3/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 3/11
I finalize a deal made with generic behind the scenes, trading $11 credit for some Indigo Flames. Sorry, Erelye, but his deal is better.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (3/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (3/11)
Ink and Myths 21/30
Ethereal Wisp 3/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I begin a new charge. Truth's Hats 1/50. Hah.
I draw the Crimson Twig. Now would be the best possible moment to forcibly remove the Commander from its prestigious position. Metaphorically speaking, of course. The position upon which the Controller resides is not of any positive value to society, or any society, at that. It is an behemoth of metal and code that should be annihilated on the spot, if any of us had the capacity. As such, I raise the staff into the air, muttering something under my breath, either an incantation, or a rather foul curse word, depending on who you ask, though I can assure you it was the former. There is not much of a need to curse in this situation, yet, at the very least. The crimson gem glints with esoteric light, far derived from the mundane. Destruction energies course throughout the staff, pulsating wildly with pure oblivion, entropy, and arcane forces. Elder magic flows through the gem topper, encapsulated in the crystal for several moments before exiting on the other end. Perditio vis circles around the staff, tearing away at the fabric of reality, installing pure, unadulterated horror in the robotic mind of the Commander. Irrational horror, seeing as this should not prove to instill horror in any way whatsoever, perhaps. Incidentally, this is unusual, seeing as robots don't have feelings. Despite this, the Commander experiences fear, possibly for the first time. It is almost as if the curse being cast is specifically designed to draw from the fear of others. Oblivion energies swirl around the Tools of the Commander, obscuring it completely and utterly. Eldritch energies spark off of the Tools, before tentacular shadows obfuscate the Commander in its entirety. Within the sphere of pure oblivion, the Tools experience pure chaos. Oblivion sorcery tears into the Tools, slowly annihilating them with enough energy to disintegrate a small star. The roaring of the wind, despite the fact that there is none in the general vicinity, can be heard above all. Eldritch powers seem to slow time, seeking counsel with each other to determine the fate of the Tools I have granted to them. Within the sphere of oblivion, eldritch tentacles pour from thin air, swarming towards the Tools with deadly precision. They wrap around the Tools, unaffected by the oblivion magics. It would be a reasonable assumption to say that the Void's vacuum is heavy with oblivion magics. Suddenly, the sphere of oblivion disappears. Everything seems to be normal. Save for the fact that the Tools are missing. Hah. I lower the Crimson Twig.
Mime Hell, approx. 14:01
This is not ideal. Well, it is not as if I have much of a choice. Annihilation and/or a fate worse than death, or the one possibility of escape I have.
Your freedom is upon you. I'd prefer it if it didn't involve my death, seeing as that would both disable the portal, and take away your other chance for escape.
I gesture into a random direction. Abruptly, a swirling violet portal appears, showing the tower. However, it is completely and utterly inert, and cannot transport any beings. The other portal which I used to make my entry suddenly disappears.
Post I
Fury attack 3/10
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 2/15
Critical Strike 2/20
Not sure what's happening,
I run into engie, and dark engie. I feel as if I must protect dark engie
I sprint towards engie. The gem glows as I start picking up speed, and I suddenly teleport in front of engie, and stab him.
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Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Talist!
101 (23/30) (They seek the apprentice, they are Pleased. +1 from Crystal.)
The Phoenix (8/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +1 from Crystal, +1 from Cobalt.)
The Panic Button (7/25) (Variable emergency response charge. +1 from Cobalt.)
FYI, because Generic died but I counted his assist while he was dead already, I'm 'ignoring' his assists here. Just in case you were confused.
(Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = ??? (Level ?: 2/?) missed putting this here the first time. Le derp1
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 11/11) I would hate to be the man hit by this monster of a gun.
As promised, I duplicate a Gatekeepers Scythe and hand it to Wilson in exchange for the Hammerstorage room.
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 5/9).
I vote for Fry's and the PPC's special attacks as they're getting low on respawns.
I'm almost positive that CogWynd's Wind level is wrong starting from two turns ago. Mentlegen should have wound up by 25% (from the turn before last) and Extra plating by 15% (10% because I wound him down for it, from the last turn). He should either be in Standard Operations with 50% Wind at this point or I am being a massive idiot. Either way, he will use Extra Plating again (winding him up by 15%), because he's gonna be Stayin' Alive if I can say anything about it. I wait for the Ultimate Wily Capsule to be a thing before I threaten him with more violence. Finally, I don Oblivion's Topper and hit the mind of the SCP-2713 like a nuclear bomb, quickly making SCP-2713 as compliant as possible with whatever ideas Crusher48 has this turn. This is to say, I am improving Crusher48's Control this turn, hopefully by a large margin. I dunno how much, it's a Spoil meant for Mind Control. It should be a big amount, if not instant 100% Control. This one'll probably come down to GM decision.
Guys, Crusher48 might be able to really help us if we manage to make him have high control when Doomsday hits. A high-power uber attack will help SO MUCH. Granted it's probably not going to Destroy the Godmodder, Godmodder's are immune to one-shots, but I think some field-wide death is an awesome thing to have, and afterwards we can just kill him then. But for now, let's see about the risk of keeping him alive, OK?
I produce the Eternal Caledfwlch and give it a whirl against the Hypnotoad. I quickly go for the eyes, it's juicy tender eyes that make for a delicacy. Mmmm...But seriously, I stab Caledfwlch right in his eyes, both of them, one each, destroying his perfect vision to the best of my ability. Hopefully it's SUPER EFFECTIVE. I then proceed to land a Caledcrash on it for good measure. I'd hit the Controller, but the Hypnotoad is more worrisome in the long-term.
Being that Engie is currently not in the room, barring anything to suggest to the contrary (IE, his intervention), I immediately channel my charisma and convince the Engietech units that, unless they'd like to be the mind-controlled puppets of a crazy Tyrant, that they ought to get way out of there. Hopefully they comply-but eh, it's just insurance in case Engie himself can't/doesn't do anything regarding them. Engie, I'll leave how to handle this to you in all honesty, but I'm giving a default in case you miss your post this turn, OK? pls don't kill me.
Turn 1
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) EVERYONE NOW!!! I commanded all my entities to Attack the Controller then i used Teleport Spam and i fired the massive beam attacks at the Controller as well.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Erelye; 1 to Crystal
Starry Mage's Action: I have seen all our Mega Pokemon are Defeated Fainted and KO'ed, i clone myself and i fired the Star Beam at the Controller.
Pesterlog: N/A (Trying to Update it...)
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post)
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 3/50
I am walking in the trails of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. 28/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 28/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 7/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I use ULTIMATE UMBRA to control the CONTROLLER, forcing it to brutally attack itself.
I get a bunch of heroes from Tap Titans to attack the Engietech Entities.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Time freezes. No matter who you are, what you are doing, or what you can do, time freezes. Except for the Godmodder. How confusing.
One of my drones, this one exceeding 20 feet tall, walks in, swinging around something that looks like someone took a Buster Sword,combined it with the Masamune, and decided the fusion needed to be exponentially bigger.
"The thing about those troops is, they weren't an insta-summon. They were brought in gradually, over the course of multiple terms. A real insta-summon would have been to just dump all of them down at once. Can you imagine that? I've actually lost track of how many there were, but if the Vord hadn't been on hand to cull the numbers, I'd estimate almost 4 million health collectively."
I let that sink in for a moment.
"Heh."
Ramming the sword into the current floor all the way down to the hilt, I use it as a convenient leaning post.
"If they'd been insta-summoned, all at once, like an invasion force from the skies, maybe you'd have a point. But hey, don't blame me for having 2 million health stick around so long. You, and everyone else, have had plenty of time to try your luck against them. Also, I mentioned allegiance change forcing as one of the things that will cause retaliatory damage. You have 2 health. Those hellkite dragons back there took twice the damage they dealt before I brought up the percentile damage, so somewhere about 180000 if I recall correctly. Something tells me not even you can face tank 3680000 damage in a single burst."
I then indicate to Maniac, time having paused in the middle of his smashing my troops together.
"See that guy over there? Yeah, that one. The player. Well, when time begins flowing again, you'll get to find out what happens when someone takes far more damage than their current health allows. And it will be beautiful. In fact, hold on."
A canvas appears beside Maniac.
"There we go. When that damage happens, I want you to look at the pretty red painting. The one, if you must know, that will be painted in giblets. Don't fret, he'll live. In a way. Respawn systems are handy wee things for fragile little things like people. While we're on the subject of people, I just can't figure out why one of you would want to go around killing other people that are on the same team. Even if there's a power difference, causing, say, resentment, well... it just... It's basically a betrayal. Now, before you bring up the whole thing where Blue left your team and betrayed you, well... you haven't suffered THAT much from it, have you now? But my troops..."
I gesture to them collectively.
"They don't get to respawn. They don't get another shot at life. Once they're dead, that's it. On average, Engietech personnel have around 2.8 alive family members. Even the Dragonfly Drones. Which means that every time I lose a man, there's either two or three, usually three, people who grieve for them in the wake of their death. Funny thing about family - no matter who you are, they'll usually grieve for you after you die. Tell me, Richard, do you have family members?"
My drone physically contorts, a creepy grin splitting open from the mouthless monstrosity, before it fades as time starts up again.
Dark Engie and I exchange hammer blows, but fail (this turn) to do any meaningful damage to each other.
Maniac suddenly takes way too much retaliation damage due to attacking Engietech personnel. No hard feelings, but there WAS a warning. Or did you forget?
Component A: 3/50
Component B: 3/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
... I calmly request that you please evacuate your personnel, as they are currently in danger of being brainwashed. I'm not going to kill them, I'm stuck in here. Actually... I charge into the side of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, and I roll myself and Cwcatastrophe over the Hypnotoad, squishing it beneath the Capsule's weight.
I quickly buy a few potions off of Wilson. Namely, a Splash Venom Potion, a Potion of Fear, a Splash Extended Potion of Flares, a Splash Corruption Potion, and a Splash Nightshade Potion. If I've done the math it'll be $20. I then toss a Splash Nightshade Potion into Cwcatastrophe, blinding him.
+2 Moorblade charge.
True Monado 17/50
Mythosesque 17/30
Indigo Flame && Gilded Cherub Skull = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10 1/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 7/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 3/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-6, Gutza1-14, Tazz-13, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Did you even read the part where the Godmodder would take almost 3700000 damage if he tried that?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Listen, Engie. I read your warning. The only reason I attacked them was because Twin said they would be brainwashed! I don't want to deal with whatever-comes-next and an army of ultra-powerful robots! /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (4/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = [#u]It Is Unseen[/u#] (4/11)
Ink and Myths 22/30
Ethereal Wisp 4/25
Truth's Hats 2/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I continue to stare at the Commander. Once again, this entity is a reprehensible disgrace, worthy of death. Robotic death, that is. Suddenly, I pull a block out of my inventory, and place it down. It appears to be the Beat-Skipper. I stride over, standing directly before it, my eyes sweeping around the room. I place my hands upon the edge of the block, staring at it in a mildly ominous fashion. I look over at the Commander, sliding my goggles over my eyes once more. I would rather not be permanently blinded. Suddenly, I whip out another object, whose passive existence seems to consume all of the light in the room. The object has a demonic sight to it, as if it were infused with the essence of blood. The object in question is the occult music disc 44, whose energy I utilized mere hours earlier to fire pure, unadulterated silence at SCP-2317. Sadly, I know naught of wielding four-shadowed silence. At the current moment, at least. An adequate response to my previous statement might be I sense a great undoing. Hah. The gray beings shall come, and with it, our demise. But, enough of my prophetic ramblings. What do I know of the future? I grimly lower 44 to the Beat-Skipper, placing it within the jukebox. I wait, knowing that what occurs within should not be viewed by mortal eyes. I find it odd that most people perceive creation as being mainly attributed to benevolent gods. I have seen many things. True creation. The fragments of existential matter that were eternally sealed in ancient vaults within Eldritch Monoliths from the beginning of the beginning, to the present. I have seen such things, examined them, with as much perceptive ability as I possess. I pull out the Hazel Wand suddenly, and it suddenly emanates vast amounts of primal magics, as well as pure creation. Creation of a far more sinister quality than should be expected from the vast majority of creation artifacts in this game. In other words, true creation. Cold, calculating, uncaring. The energies of oblivion brimming within the Hazel Wand, acting separate from the creation, recede from the exit into the rest of reality, discreetly attempting to better tear away at the universe by burrowing deep within the incomprehensible lattices of the Hazel Wand. I twist the Hazel Wand between my nimble fingers, slowly bringing it down towards the Beat-Skipper. Golden light pours from the opening in the top of the eldritch jukebox, a dark light nonetheless. Occult light serves as the only source of illumination in the entirety of the room. Occult light from the Hazel Wand, and occult light from the Beat-Skipper. I abruptly and swiftly point the Hazel Wand at the Commander, in the general direction of the Weapons that I require to be destroyed. As the tip of the wand comes to point directly at the target, time slows. Well, relative to me. Everything else appears to be existing in a completely normal temporal analogue. As the Hazel Wand slowly comes to point at the Commander, a cold, dead-sounding whisper pervades my mind, echoing throughout my mind at an intensity beyond that of the all of the voices in my head, quite the feat indeed.
Gigishrgikhsgi'gi ngi mor gire ssgi's'emwgi. egi'hl'ogig wsgi'll sgi'p gishm. kel sgi's l'ogievkeljosgi'sgi.
I attempt to revert the blast upon hearing this, but I cannot, due to the fact that I have been temporally slowed as well. It is too late. A burst of pure creation streaks towards the Commander from the tip of the Hazel Wand, striking the Weapons. The golden light emitted from the Beat-Skipper seeps into the blast as it travels past, infusing it with further occult energies. The blast slowly move towards the Weapons. Of course, this is occurring to fast to react to, in the temporal analogue of every single being around me. The blast reaches the Weapons, and implodes slowly, releasing destructive occult waves of creation that slowly force me backwards. I return to the standard temporal speed, gasping for breath. The Weapons appear to have been impacted massively be eldritch creation, possibly to the extent of outright annihilation. I lower the Hazel Wand quickly, quietly sliding it into its proper location upon my person. With a thought, 44 is ejected from the Beat-Skipper, scratched in an esoteric pattern down the middle. I grab the disc, and take the Beat-Skipper as well, placing them in my inventory.
I examine the scratched form of 44. Perhaps it might have some arcane properties that I would be able to exploit.