I take T$Cn070GY and fir a steady stream of glitch laser beams . The Godmodders awesome coding skills cannot help. the blast completely corrupts, overloads, deletes, logic bomb, and lags all of the Godmodders pcs and possibly weakens the turrets . since this definitely will not work as good as I thought I make sure that it will at least cause the chat to mess up. " yes, this is just what I need. " I also send the people at team excavate a D100 to reroll bi-pole and other monsters. Rerolling has a 50 % chance to turn a PG entity into a AG one, 20 % chance to drop a healing item, a 10 % chance to make a free single use level ten insta - alchemy
corrupted rainbow sixer : 5/7
6 tome pack ; 57/60
I alchemize nightmare fuel+ grimdarkness + hellkite armor + ultra lightweight ninja mech + diamond armor. with set bonus weapon ( can only be used with this armor and has the buffs of the set . hellkite talons + bedrock sword
@tazz: nitpicking here, but giving any one group claim to large chunks of the multiverse is really not fair to anyone. The multiverse is BIG. And anyone with that much power would be able to more than field wipe EVERYTHING thus introduced in DTG weaker than the OP King.
Additionally, the IUPC is gone. Wiped from the timeline, if from 50 years in their perspective, the Italian Space Mafia is never going to meet the IUPC except for Eric's iteration of it.
I don't have a problem with this as a thing, I actually want it to be a thing, as other people having a hand in the multiverse plot is something I've been trying to work towards, and which I am VERY glad other people have latched onto, but I want to keep one specific thing as a staple of the overarching multiverse plot: There is no such thing as a single, significant multiversal power. Any one group is perpetually at the edge of extinction. That's the reason why the IUPC, coalition of universe eaters and Dark Carnival Cult were the only three powers involved in the Dark Carnival War. No other surviving groups were big enough to get involved. And as of the IUPC being wiped out, the second never formed, and the third has (from the perspective of anyone that might have been keeping an eye on them) been wiped out in an event involving the now very expansionist Imperium Of Man (from Warhammer 40K) which is another one of the large coalitions currently in existence.
Think of the current state of the multiverse as Warhammer 40K's precariousness, only worse.
Not trying to railroad, but it needs to stay that way to give other people the opportunities to break into the multiverse plot with their own characters/groups.
Anyways, Hank takes out another gun, and fires some EMP rounds into the supercomputers, making them more susceptible to hacking.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
16/50 and 25/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I drop a small tube like thing down to the bottom of the elevator. It unfolds cartoon style into whirling blades that cut and slash at Subtus
Commands:
- Fayther: Give me a few turns and I'll have a rainbow memory. Copy from Split for a violent memory
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Clubs, so draw two more. 3 of diamonds and 2 of hearts. I pick neither to play. I bind the 9 of spades to "Cause an enemy to deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns"
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds, four of clubs, ace of diamonds, King of hearts, ace of clubs, 2 of hearts, 3 of diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 304$ _ Wilson's charges A: 22/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 202$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 22$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 2$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Twin: Oh. ...Stupid brain. Doesn't want me to remember IMPORTANT STUFF. It was just a metaphor for some extremely destructive hack executing anyway.
Also, that computer attack was more using 11 to break off, then grimdarkish to zap the portion of soul inside than notreallythatgrimdarkpowers the entire way through.
No, but I'm bringing him back, just as a character this time. Or DTG3. I don't know how fast I'll be able to move on that plot.
/null
And as for the mindscape thing, it's Indigo Flame && is it Crystal Ball or am I remembering wrong.
I respawn in a burst of destructive potential.
I check the disc alchemies that didn't get shown last turn. That would be stal, cat, and mall ~~~ Loom.
I'm not the same person as last time, at least not entirely...
I examine my surroundings 4/5 (Not for me to get back in, It has my characters gameplay stuff.)
My gem has charged 3/3
As the gem glows I feel more protected, somehow.
The vision comes back, the warrior is alone. Suddenly he is attacked by a dark knight, who has mastered teleportation. Soon, however the warrior kills him. He takes his power, and becomes corrupted. There is a gem around his neck. Very similar to mine.
My sight begins to returns, and I lose the vision.
I realize I am in a tower...
Alright, the gem teleports me out of harm and deals damage to whoever attacked if it would cause me to die. Also does other stuff I will get into in the next post . Only does this when charged
The gem is bright and unadorned
Ugh, that guy's text is insufferably dark. And also grim, kind of. If you completely ignore what grim means. He's just... ugh.
Let's go help him with his PROBLEMS!
No, we're not... actually, sure. Let's do this. Or rather, you do it, I don't feel like doing anything right now.
Alright, wheeeeeeeeeeee!
I Zillystep over to Netpatham and
I then steal his Indigo Flames with a Pocket Duplicator and take out a gilded cherub skull, which I clearly intend to turn into a great artifact of psychic power and great callbacks. I then preview Gilded Cherub Skull && Indigo Flames. I also alchemise Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi >Coarse. Mostly to get at its core upgrades.
+2 Wilson (18$ total)
True Monado 11/50
Mythosesque 10/30
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. What is this even?
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 8/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 3/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = Superfast Medbay 9/10
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-22, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Since Netpatham is already grimdark, he cannot go Trickster! The strain of being two polar opposites at once causes the grimdarkness and zillyness to be expelled from his body entirely, and he becomes normal!
Okay, pretend this color text has a grimdark background, K? For readability purposes, it's not going to be added.
I fire the Ender Orb at the Supercomputers, if any are left. They unclimactically glitch out into blue screens of death. If the Supercomputers are all dead, I target the Controller instead, using my destructive powers to generate a shield.
--BONK--
What.
Why are you looking at me like that.
I fend off the theft attempt.
*something clicks*
OH GOD NOO
((Yes. That was a Spiral Sucker somehow turning me zillydark. I blame 11.))
Uh. Erelye. You're Mage of Mind, right? HOW THE
Ugh. I have a Splitting headache. Capital intended because it feels like there are four different people fighting in my head. And all of them are in some way me. Oh, and *a burst of sugar-coated sheer destruction flies out at the Controller, generally breaking some of the laws of existence on the way by taking a most circuitous path on its way* THAT. VERY MUCH THAT.
Augh.
I fire a burst of high-energy pellets at the Controller, from around the corner. I have this gut feeling I should stay away from immediate contact with anyone.
The Ender Orb heavily corrupts the coding of a Super Computer, rendering it heavily susceptible to further attack!
That being said, the nether spire goes off in the middle of the super computers with a massive discharge of energy that destroys a bunch of them.
Instead, the nether spire goes off with its fire effect, overheating all of the supercomputers, thus cutting the strength of the anti-virus and firewall softwares on the supercomputers, making them extremely vulnerable to hacking for the rest of this round.
Hank looks around at all the chaos and wonders how in the world the turrets haven't locked onto engie and dark engie yet...
He shrugs, and since the emerald nova should have finished reloading by now, unloads the entire clip into the supercomputers at the far side of the room, using hacking rounds as the ammo, so as to target what appears to be the only specific weakness of the supercomputers. How does he know? Pretend tazz told him at the beginning of the round.
Since the Nether Spire didn't work last round, I'll have it work now. The massive jets of fire serve to render the Super Computers even more vulnerable to further hacking attempts!
The Emerald Nova's bullets fail to penetrate through the metal casing of the Super Computers and bounce off harmlessly, having no effect!
I finish looking around, and find an artifact. While it may look like a normal piece of rubble, it has an ancient power. As I absorb the power, it turns into a throwing dagger. I throw it, and and after it hits its target it warps back into my hand.
I can absorb ancient power from strong items. Their power, offensive, defensive, or utility, will bind to the gem.
I ascend the tower, and attack whatever is up there (What am I attacking, and does my side effect what I attack).
I charge up my fury attack 1/10
I, DO A BARREL ROLL! (search do a barrel roll in google, do it now, it's awesome)
Great! Can't wait to try the artifact!
I think your talking to me um both of you orange and blue... Maybe not?
Cirno got Angry and uses Hailstorm (Super Upgraded version of Icicle Fall) but for 5 seconds then Perfect Freeze Lunatic but i got passes that as well and uses Diamond Blizzard. (This is only works on Easy mode) 26/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 26/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
*a warping sound comes from the dimensional portal.*
Oh, hey. I wasn't expecting guests.
Well, I came here so that I could help. I see you're making a new charge, and I want to be here for it.
I'm summoning Septavius the Ghost God.
Alright! He'll be readied ASAP.
*another warp comes from the portal.*
Action 1/3
EtherealCallings: 47/50
Starfall Sync: 22/50
Night Edge: 6/7
I get an Invis Watch and cloak before anything notices. Then, I put a flashdrive into the computer. Such a device glows with green power, and I know it'll be doing its destructive magic soon. (In layman's terms, I use an invis watch and put a flashdrive that contains a mega-virus into the computer.)
( null sentence: sorry twin.) I do some corruption with the d^^ . These make the mime turret think it and the other turrets are mimes. after, the glitching causes the turrets to become glitched and lose most of their vision . Then, I reroll the computers with the d^6. because it' is a glitch version of a binding of Isaac item, it gives me an item after it DDOS attacks a computer. I get T&CN070GY ( technology.) with T^ECNO706Y I completely corrupt the other computers by making them assess and run a server ( or make the game compatible) of/ with every game ever at once. this will at least cause lag.
Mister stick figure: 9/10
4 tome pack 48/50 ( not skipping a charge here )
corrupted rainbow sixer 1/ 7
The Mime Turrets? There are none of those! Do you mean Anti-Mime Turrets?
The D6 normally turns every item in the room into another item, not giving you an item! Therefore nothing happens.
Still, there's NO WAY you charged the 4-Tome Pack for 48 posts! You've barely posted on here at all!
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 2/10
I preview the description of the Ea Contrivance, and also preview the name of Ea Contrivance >Fine.
+2 to Erelye.
38/50
38/50 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Gutza.)
38/50
I target Superius with a turret and fire a series of blasts, augmented by a fused STAR Turret and the Mage's Intelaugmentor.
EA CONTRIVANCE: A large Ea Core encased in a Thaumic Storage Unit and surrounded by several crystalline arrays that take the energy produced by the Ea Core, focus and refine it, and store it inside of the Thaumic Storage Unit.
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (5/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands (4/5)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes (4/5)
Action
I tell the soldier to enter a certain piece of code into the terminal of a Super Computer written in EUPL (Expanded Unicode Programming Language) over the walkie-talkie. The code is as follows:
As the code is run, a figurative storm of viruses attack the system. It begins by overriding every output possible, causing every screen, light and speaker to go blank and stop outputting. Next, the data storage is filled to capacity with files containing every YouTube video ever in chronological order, and when the entirety of YouTube is exhausted, it repeats. These files are named after the people whose names are written on SCP-335, with a 614-digit prime number appended after the name. After that, the files that were present before the virus-storm are overwritten with the NetHack soundtrack and 4'33" (also known as silence). Next, the computer begins to overload itself, running millions of files due to a fork bomb. Finally, the computer bluescreens and shuts down.
In my panic to not zillydark anyone else, a large cake that is nonetheless emitting an aura of darkness flies around the corner and skids to a halt in the group of people who aren't in the computer area yet. It seems to be perfectly normal except for the aforementioned aura of darkness. Perhaps it will even give a power boost.
I then more controlledy shoot the Controller with a dark-colored bolt of sugar, and follow up by dumping it in the Fire plane with Four Elements. Predictably, explosions explode.
I decant some Essence of Zillydark and preview
Essence of Zillydark && Gun
Essence of Zillydark && Grimoire of the Zoologically Dubious
I teleport in front of the Commander and give it a small shock before teleporting outside again. You know, just to test its reaction.
The Chaos Shard destroys some MTFs with a Nova Chain Volatile Reactor produced from nowhere.
Astria turns to look at the TARDIS's cargo bay.
The Commander swivels around the room to search for you and identifies you outside! The panels of the wall swivel out of the place and the Commander fires a massive superlaser directly at you that you just barely dodge!
The Futurama Gang and the Omnicronian Saucers attack SCP-2317. The Omnicronian Mega Saucers use their Anti-Monument lasers against the Commader. Since it is stationary, they deal 8000 damage each instead of 4000 each. The Futurama Gate will summon an amount of Omnicronian Mega Saucers to be determined by Twin, and 10 Saucers. THE ILLUMINATING HYPNOTOAD WILL ATTEMPT TO CONVERT MONSTRO II TO THE ONE, TRUE, AND FINAL CAUSE WITH HIS GLORIOUS GLOWING EYES.
==Excavate==
Lothyra rolls the Biotechnical Decad at Superius. She also reads Chapter 4 of The First Block and Other Legends (probably easier to write than the GameFAQs Guide).
8-8-4-9-9-2-9-3-10-6
A squad of biotechnologically engineered damage-resistant wasps swarms Superius and deals 6,000 damage! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
Battlefield: Below
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, Godmodder-made Computer Parts
Wilson's Shop: $200
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 10/11
Cage AND Azure Essence 10/11
Fish Bait AND People Food AND Azure Essence 10/11
-Battlefield/FseftrAI-
Initializing Class Black computer part analysis...
Computer parts teleported to isolation chamber.
Anti-teleportation applied to isolation chamber.
Blast protection applied to isolation chamber.
Fire suppression applied to isolation chamber.
Miscellaneous protection applied to isolation chamber.
Isolation chamber being isolated....
Current Position: 2,500 blocks above 0,0.
(TL;DR, Bunch of isolation and other types of safeguards, after which finally begins actual analysis of the computer parts)
The parts you grabbed were the components of a ruined and burnt computer monitor. It appears to be made out of some sort of refined iron, with a lot of redstone wiring in the back that seems to act as the circuitry.
(Godmodder's Tower) I see all my Summoned Mega Pokemon are defeated and fainted in 1 turn, i send all of them back where they are. but the mega stones are flying to the unknown locations again and i summoned my Invisible Clones to attack the Controller while i am inserting the USBKey to the Computer to make me transport into somewhere in the Computer and Cyan has a plan for Project Storm another Godmodder Destroyer group which is total Advanced located below Tokyo, Japan
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 1/50 (Cannot do 250 Posts! but this will also be Opened in DTG 3)
Cirno got Angry and uses Hailstorm (Super Upgraded version of Icicle Fall) but for 5 seconds then Perfect Freeze Lunatic but i got passes that as well and uses Diamond Blizzard. (This is only works on Easy mode) 26/50 (Summoning F___dr_ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 26/50
Charge Storage: 7 (+1 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 5/11
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
The Invisible Clones deal 3,000 damage to a Robot Hand!
I Zillystep over to the computers, then call up Geromy on my FONE. He then shows up and converts half of the programming to SBaHJsic, causing it to glitch out heavily.
I shoot the Thorn Bow into Cwcatastrophe, then shoot SCP-2317's 3rd headstump. I DIDN'T EVEN NEED CLOAKING SCREW YOUR POISON. I then hand the Superfast Medbay to Tazz. Yes, the entire thing. Don't worry, I captchalogued it. What do you think I am, an idiot? I then point out that as a robot, I am conveniently immune to all poisons.
+2 Wilson (20$ total)
True Monado 12/50
Mythosesque 11/30
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 9/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = English's Earth (Color Mayhemsucker?) 4/??
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-22, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
The final Super Computer is heavily corrupted by the SBaHJsic coding!
8,000 damage to the Cwctastrophe! 40,000 damage to SCP-2317!
SUPERFAST MEDBAY: An impressive medbay filled to the brim with healing implements. Its main feature is the Stationary Quick-Fix Array attached to its ceiling that is supercharged with milk and is able to heal others very fast and cure status effects.
(Godmodder's Tower) I see the Spirit of Fail Mage he was used to help me how He died of Blasting himself and he renamed Starry Mage he will be helping me in next post. Wily use the Saw Storm at the Controller! and Robot Masters stay concentrated on dodging the attacks from the Enemies and attack the Controller!
I take out Forge's Light, tie a rope around myself, and then tie the other end to a part of the elevator, then swing outside the elevator(somehow), shoot Bipole with arrows while I'm swinging, and then land safely back in the elevator!
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 3/10
+2 to Erelye.
41/50
41/50 (These 2 +2'd from Gutza)
39/50
I target Superius with a Turret, merge it with a small man-portable gauss gun I picked up in my travels, and fire a punchthrough shot that drills itself into the walls of the shaft after rocketing right through Superius' robotic chest.
NITROUS INJECTOR: A device found in high-performance cars that injects nitrous oxide into the engine of a car, boosting its performance.
FLOW CONTROLLER: A small computer chip that regulates the flow of a substance.
ANTI-TURBOCHARGER: A device that can turbocharge a dark matter or fusion reaction (like that found in the Planet Express Ship's engines or a large tokomak, respectively) by injecting antimatter into it. The reaction will speed up (so the Planet Express Ship gains a boost in acceleration and the fusion reactor increases its power output). However, the antimatter cannister used as fuel will eventually deplete and have to be replaced. Think of this as like the "nitro" mechanic found in racing games.
She then uses Antichamber on Superius.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP TURRET: A mounted control room sealed by an airtight glass dome. A large turret on its mount that packs some heavy firepower and can be controlled directly.
Battlefield: I heal a random AG entity with healing blues
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, Godmodder-made Computer Parts
Wilson's Shop: $202
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Stun Gun AND Azure Essence 11/11 Cage AND Azure Essence 11/11
Fish Bait AND People Food AND Azure Essence 11/11
+8,000 HP to the Ultimate Wily Machine!
THE BLUE ELECTRODE: A stun gun forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Instead of electricity arcing at its tip, superheated lasers are created instead, which end up serving the same effect: intense pain.
ULTRACAGE: A heavily fortified cage forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Whatever's trapped in here isn't coming out easily.
PEOPLE BAIT: A blue steak. Put this on the ground and homeless people will come to you looking for a bite to eat.
Several things. You're suffering from the frivolous energies of cherubim pulsating throughout your mind and colliding with storms of eldritch emotion beyond our capacity to understand. Well, that, and the fact that there is a split in your mind trying to annihilate the storms, the energies, and you. The former two can be cured in two ways. One. You kill yourself. Right now. Two. I go into your mind, and destroy the storms and the energies.
I proceed to hack into a computer with a variety of programs that I may or may not have just made. Within minutes, I access the mainframe, and fill the thing with several viruses, waiting to see if a fatal error occurs, though I doubt it.
Final Super Computer hacked! The entire array shuts down, and the Controller and all the Turrets are negated in their entirety! The Godmodder's entire turret production line is disabled!
SCP-2317 Action: I drive Crusher48 out of my head(s) with a mind strike, then punch something nearby. Apparently, the thing I punched was the Commander. (-10% control)
OOC: Remember that a new MTF squad arrives each round until SCP-2317 is defeated, and that they have an unending order to engage any SCP objects available to attack.
I suddenly and inexplicably draw a staff of some esoteric origin beyond a simplistic mage. The staff is around an inch or two taller than I am, and appears to be made of some thin, age-weathered wood, topped with a teal sphere. A teal crystal dominates the lower tip of the staff. I carefully and quietly move the staff around. Abruptly, pure arcane energy of a purity seen only in the cleanliest of vis pulses from the topper, swirling around me. The things I had to do to obtain this thing; you'd be surprised at what people sell on the Grayholdian black market. I've seen everything sold there, from severed toes, to Concentrated Vis. It would be prudent to ask how they have obtained it, but I would not dare. One wrong word could likely get you a dagger to the throat, with no mercy. It would take somebody of true devotion and wisdom to unite them against a common enemy. The teal energy continues to swirl around my form, centered around the topper of the staff. I swing the staff slightly, before the teal energy becomes too bright to see. Funnily enough, this does not alert anybody. It is almost as if it were impossible to see the sorcery at work. A color of some note appears to be at the edges of the stave's emanations, a color that cannot be placed. It is almost as if it were unremembered. Hah. I move away from the color, into the pure teal, and then vanish, along with the teal sorcery and the staff. Pulsations of the unremembered color burst into the area containing the turrets. This might serve to do us quite well, considering what has just occurred. Anyhow, it is not as if the turrets or the supercomputers at hand can place the color. Even if they do, they mysteriously lose it in their databanks. Hah.
SCP-2317 Action: As my poison on the cloaking effect continues to damage the players cloaked by it, I realize that Hypnotoad was trying to hypnotize me! I get revenge by picking him up, casting tons of aggro spells on it to the point where anything that sees it (except me) will ignore all other targets and attack it, and throw it into the middle of the assembly line. Chaos results, as not only does Hypnotoad get shredded by turrets,but all the other entities rush into the middle of the assembly line, ignoring orders to attack Hypnotoad and leaving them really exposed once Hypnotoad dies. Crusher48 appears to be broken by the news of this attack. (-5% control)
Battlefield: I give Cogwynd a copy of ultrafield
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, Godmodder-made Computer Parts
Wilson's Shop: $202
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 1/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 1/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 1/11
I also preview the name, level, and description of Ultramarine AND Militarism AND Gib Eclipse
Ultramarine && Militarism && Gib Eclipse = The Marine Corps (Level 25)
THE MARINE CORPS: A very large rifle forged from black and blue metal. It can use anything as ammunition, has a large amount of barrels so it can fire a large amount of ammunition at once, and runs on superheated lasers, modifying them to its will. It can create a laser umbrella shield/bladesaw of death, call in an airstrike, backup, or other useful things, and directly modify the weather, creating large storms, and the flow of time.
I alchemize Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle (1/???). I also alchemize Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol (1/???). Wisp, as in the thaumic creature of aura. You know.
I mutter several words to myself, likely some sort of arcane incantation of some note, as my random muttering has been for quite some time. However, seeing as I am currently invisible, one way or another (but not intangible, yet), the muttering appears to come from no particular location, likely addled with by some sort of ward upon my person. In fact, I know this to be the case. The contingency wards I placed upon myself in case of some sort of emergency. They only function under invisibility. It is rather useful for staying undetectable, I find. But, what do I know? Anyhow, the whispering slowly increases in intensity, before it becomes evident that I stopped saying anything quite some time ago. This appears to be an extremely condensed amount of eldritch whispering from a being beyond my comprehension, and that of every single being within this tower, possibly excluding Richard. He does know lots of things, after all. Things that unfortunately are beyond my grasp, and will likely remain as such for the remainder of my life. But, that is pointless. The mere sound of the whispering generates a migraine in the brains of all who are close enough to listen. The shadows appear to morph into tentacular shapes, or perhaps that is just my imagination, or Warp-induced visions. Probably the latter, given my mental state. The whispers begin to grow louder, from my perspective, raised above the innumerable entities constantly muttering indecipherable horrors under their breath in my head, the whispers of elder beasts, and the agonized voices of the imminently deceased. Suddenly, I see the combination of the divine energies contained within the most potent of inks, and the wretched potency of far more powerful things within the Inky Abyss. My vision grows abyssal. The muttering stops, to those close enough to hear it, at least. I am still fully subject to it. The abyssal vision slowly fades to darkness, appearing as if some black liquid were gradually dripping into my eyes, though this is not the case. I wait for several moments, rigid. My vision instantaneously returns to me, and, along with it, intangibility. Abyssal magics do serve to provide their inky energies to me rather well. I suppose it is my willingness to receive them. Granted, the Inky Abyss is a realm composed almost entirely of corrosive ink, reft with secrets, bottles of divine ink, and the like. But, this is not of any consequence at the current moment.
Seeing as you did not respond to this, I shall re-post it, with some hope that it will serve to be more effective than last time. These mimes need to be freed, after all. In exchange for one piece of knowledge, if they possess it, beyond pleasantries.
Through the Portal, approx. 16:26
I stand still, holding the Arcane Lantern in one hand, watching the creatures. According to the prestigious (far more than I, at least) scholar who authored the tome which brought me to this place, they were merely unnerving, and not dangerous. Or, at the very least, that he made it out alive. Regardless of this fact, it would be best to show good will instead of going on some sort of murderous rampage and attempting to slay them all. That would likely not prove ideal in this situation. For all I know, they are all immortal, nigh-omnipotent liches. As such, I grab something out of my inventory, taking care to move as little as possible. Instead of throwing it forwards, I teleport the object in the direction of whatever being appears to look as if it is the most powerful. If none come to mind, I teleport the object in the direction of a random being in the circle. The object in question is a crystal composed of the finest liquid vis, infused with the essence of magic itself, also radiating with slight bits of mental magic, due to slight modifications I made to the crystal. The source of the mental magic is likely the large number of thaumic runes inscribed upon the corners and edges of the crystal. I wait for a reaction. If they attempt to attack me, I flash-step and/or teleport out of the way, attempting to forcefully calm them with the Hazel Wand. If I cannot do so, I merely resort to telekinetically tearing them to shreds via the medium of the Hazel Wand. However, I do not wish for it to come to this. Also inscribed on the vis crystal are the words 'who are you,' 'what is this place,' and 'what is it that you desire' in English, Quenya, Yog-Sothothic R'lyehian, Shub-Niggurathian R'lyehian, the tongue of the Mi-Go, French, Latin, Cthonic, and nine other completely unrecognizable eldritch languages, just to be safe. I doubt they speak any tongue attributed to humans, elves, or trolls, however.
Midnight City, Arcus V, approx. 16:51
The six men stand in the elevator, waiting as it ascends to whatever floor it is currently assigned to. There is no indicator to what floor it is upon, if it was not already evident. Hah. Finally, movement ceases, and everything is utterly still. Slowly, the doors of the lift open, revealing another floor to what appears to be some sort of INWVSA headquarters. Or, for all we know, it is an outpost. Omniscience isn't exactly an ideal transmitter of knowledge, nor the most truthful, by any extent. Then again, neither is predicting the future actions of those wielding Magic English Eyes rather irresponsibly. Anyhow, the elevator doors open, and the six men look at each other, before the muscular man, the man with the eyepatch, and the man with the scar all nod. The three of them stride confidently into the room, and the elevator door closes behind them, the remaining two men heading elsewhere. This room appears to be some sort of large... oval-shaped office.
Book && Warded Cognito Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (Level 10: 1/11)
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (Level 6: 1/7)
No mime creature looks at you, so you teleport the crystal to a random creature. Slowly, carefully, after what seems like hours, one of the mimes raises his twisted, contorted, right arm. The crystal immediately flies into it and is disintegrated into black dust particles. The mime creature then, suddenly, twists his arm back towards you and points at you, and your ears gush with blood, intense pain erupting from your head as maddening and mind-numbing whispers fill your head. Before you can do anything about it, the pain subsides and all that is left are the whispers.
They start imperceptibly softly but, steadily albeit slowly, grow in volume. After examination, you realize only the same three sentences are being whispered, and they are being done so over and over. They appear to be responses to your questions.
WEARETHEMIMES THISPLACEISOURPRISON WEWISHTOBEFREE
And then, you realize, while you were trying to concentrate on the voices, the mimes have begun walking towards you. They appear to, incredibly slowly, shuffling towards you. The entire mass, millions of mimes, all closing in on you. You feel a highly irrational amount of fear surge through your body.
I blast SCP-2317 with zillydarkness. Specifically, a dark energy blast that is nonetheless colored pink.
This interrupts its aggro spells to the point that entities won't ignore standing orders, in addition to causing the SCP to have some adverse reactions.
Following that, I turn to Erelye.
"Maybe, but actually now I've gotten used to it it's not that bad. Perhaps if I actually can gain victory over 11 I can control this. It seems like it's working to destabilize me while not giving me a power boost over it...Then again.
==Mindscape==
A burst of music plays. It clashes, but is somehow still a unified piece. It is perhaps a metaphor? Or just random. Who knows, anyway.
11 finds itself somehow subdued for an instant.
The grimdark and zilly energies are unstoppered an extra fraction.
"Hah. It wasn't too much, it was too little. Equilibrium. That's the key."
11 is then absorbed.
"Heh."
A wave of pure Zillydark rushes through the floor, oversaturating the area with manifestations of zillyterrors. The combined might of the manifestation is then focused on the Controller.
The wave of zillydark subsides. I then look at what 11 really was capable of doing...
Clones of myself manifest. Acting in unison, all 11 of us unleash Chaos Strike l11 Elevenfold Entropy (Read:10, but more of me are involved) on the Controller.
SCP-2317 Action: I suddenly inherit some of SCP-076-2's weapon spawning ability (or, more precisely, borrowed it), then assault the Commander with quad-wielded swords. Limbs fly everwhere as I hack its robotic hands off. The Commander is blinded by the darkness effect around me, and is unable to mount an effective counterattack. Also, my tauns about how SCP-2317 wasnt fighting as well as this before intimidate him. (+5% Control).
Other SCP Orders: The SCPs join me in a team attack on the Commander, tearing more limbs off of it. SCP-076-2, if alive, attempts to carry SCP-173 into my cloaking area to reduce Visibility on SCP-173 so that it can attack.
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 3/10
I request Generic to alchemize Orb of Calm && Smash Ball.
+2 to Erelye.
43/50
43/50
43/50 (Another +2 from Gutza, and all of them +1'd by Erelye.)
I once again fire the turret at Superius.
I reach into my ephemeral, shifting, and massive inventory, and pull forth a ghostly doorbell. I place it in the air in front of me, and ring it. An absolute lack of noise ensues: in fact, the noises of the elevator and of battle completely cut out for a moment. A door appears in front of me, standing in the air. I open the door, recollecting the doorbell and jamming the door open beforehand, and enter. Behind the door there is a fog. I drift through the fog, almost aimlessly, searching for the adventure that is intended to be here. What seems like hours pass before I feel a subtle change in the silent fog, and look up to see a set of twenty-three strange-looking mimes standing before me.
For those who don't click the following link, I may as well describe what any one of these mimes looks like. They have strangely big heads, and overall have a palpable aura of wrongness around them. In fact, even light seems to avoid them- they inevitably cast four rail-thin shadows, writhing like the smoke from a burning book of eldritch lore. If you stared into one's face for too long, or even glanced at them too directly, you would be struck by a suspicion that the stark white of their faces is not greasepaint, but that the facial features themselves- nose, staring, too-large eyes, blackened lips... are false, painted onto a head as smooth and white as an empty eggshell. Or, perhaps, a cueball. And who knows? You might be right.
One steps forward, unfolding from an inhuman-looking posture, and unsheathes an invisible dagger from its waist. I kill it instantly with a spear of sharpened spaghetti through the heart. Another steps forward, revealing a zweihander, and another, retrieving a broadsword, until one has the good fortune to think to draw an invisible bow instead. I conjure a shield of pasta, blocking the arrow, but it rushes forward, drawing an invisible rapier and slashing at me. Thin red slashes appear on my body before I simply conjure a blast of scalding sauce that kills the clever mime, and all the rest with it. I begin concentrating, and a small fragment of each mime's soul draws itself to me. I store the souls away, before healing myself up to the same level of health I was at before and once more heading in a nonspecific direction.
The fog once again changes, becoming warmer, and I see a collection of fog that almost looks like an anvil. A hammer silently appears in my hand, and I begin hammering together the twenty-three mime soul fragments I retrieved earlier. Eventually, I have hammered together a strangely sharp-looking soul knife. I've seen many of this caliber before, and forged more than a few myself, but this is one that seems above the rest. I store the knife away in my inventory, conjuring a sheath for it first, and head back through the fog until I reach the original door I entered through. I leap back into the blessed noise of the world and close the door firmly, yet silently, whereupon it disappears.
This should be useful soon. I don't know whether to augment it immediately or not, but either way. An event has transpired that I should not know of, and yet I do. The day of the mime comes. The portal has opened, and once again closed. And the Turrets were dumbfounded. This does not bode well.
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball = Orb of Control (Level 10)
SCP-216 && UKM-2000 machine gun = SCP-216-DTG (6/6)
Bow && Hiragana Iroha Scroll && Wand of Cold (NetHack) = Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands (5/5)
Bow && Katakana Gojūon Scroll && Wand of Fire (NetHack) = Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes (5/5)
Ubercharge: 4/9
Action
I execute a massive healing spree. I channel lumps of healing energy and heal the Futurama Gate, Fayther, the Enchanted Deck, CogWynd the Memetic and Split, using the Black Hand, White Glove, Cerberus, Red Oktoberfest, the Origin Wands and the Unicoder. These lumps of healing energy are shaped like dodecahedrons, matryoshka dolls, Osmanya letters, the JoJ, Burston, ShamWoW, SCP-233, Neve Storris, cesium-188 atoms, Michael Rosen, pieces of androids, pandas, the entirety of Texas, allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, airports, airplanes, Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Microsoft Mary, Microsoft David Desktop, Radar Overseer Scotty, Bacon, the Supreme AI of the Internet, Zogg from Betelgeuse, Dr. Sbaitso, Microsoft Billy Mays, Microsoft Vince Offer, L&H Michael, runic letters, runic numbers, runic symbols, ideographic numbers, ideographic symbols, ideographic description characters, Guy Fawkes masks, Michael Rosen, Billy Mays, euphoric fedora-wearing atheists, n00bs, scrubs, scr00bs, nubs, scrublords, nublords, Chris Hansen, d100s, d20s, d12s, d10s, d8s, d6s, d4s, d2s, MS-DOS, PC-DOS, DR-DOS, QDOS, PTS-DOS, FreeDOS, concrete cylinders, HoH SiS, Microsoft Sam's Golden ROFL-47, SCP-343, SCP-1337, SCP-420-J, blazes, ghasts, Apple products, Microsoft products, diarrhea, ligatures, red links, Windows Go Green, Windows Screw the Environment, Windows Ebola, Windows Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease TE, Windows 98, Windows 95, Windows 3.1, Windows XP, Windows Homework, Windows Detention, Windows Teacher, Windows School, Windows Baloney, Windows Bacon, Windows Tacos, Windows IWAY Edition, monkey bars, toothpaste tubes, Source SuS, Michael Rosen's bag of plams and finally the planet Jupiter-7.
SCP-216-DTG: SCP-216-DTG is a UKM-2000 machine gun that is built from cast iron. Welded to its stock is a multiple-dial combination lock which has 7 dials each, with numbers ranging from 0 to 9. Depending on the current combination that is entered in the lock, SCP-216-DTG will fire a different projectile, and its stock can be retracted to reveal an object inside. Some projectiles that have been observed are miniaturized billiards balls, frozen blood, bullets made of SCP-███-DTG, air high in carbon dioxide, thumbtacks, and [REDACTED]. SCP-216-DTG was recovered at the site of SCP-███-DTG on a recent expedition to ████████.
HIRAGANA'S BOW OF THE WINTERY ICELANDS: This bow is to emit in the Japanese forces, emits a cooling aura itself around. Desu.
KATAKANA'S BOW FROM THE DEPTHS OF VOLCANOES: This bow is injected the power of Japanese, it has been said to have been forged in the center of the active volcano. Kawaii.
It's Tempo, but you're not really requesting it IC, so it's fine. We're only as concerned about the Fifth Wall as you are. Besides, I can't think of any harmful repercussions of this particular use of meta.
I take out the Serpent Fang. This will probably go terribly wrong, or nothing will happen. I then plug it into the computer, and by plug I mean stab. I then decide to establish a symbolic link between the Fang and Binary's code manipulation powers and the Glitch's powers of corruption, irreversibly corrupting the code.
I then turn my attention to CWCATASTROPHE. ..."We have become death, destroyer of worlds." Well, really HE has, but let's ignore that. I guess I never really understood the Source Code of Reality, and now this is the just desserts I must face. Whatever, we've lived with enough gods. THIS WORLD HAS NO NEED FOR GODS!
I then take out the Octoroon Rangoon. Several Orbs of Hope suddenly appear, and I absorb them. I then take out the Prince's Chisel, and utilize the two in conjunction to create a mighty construct around me and the CWCATASTROPHE: THE PERFECTLY SAFE CAPSULE. I can totally get out of it if I want to, though. Just, you know, nobody else is allowed in. Just me, him, and the annoying voice in my head.
+2 Wilson (22$ total)
True Monado 13/50
Mythosesque 12/30
(Ruined Thrustersx6 && Fabrico Essentia) || Fear No Anvil = Fear Itself (Level 10: 10/11).
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 5/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 1/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-4, Gutza1-14, Tazz-22, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
The Serpent Fang is purely decorative!
You and the Cwctastrophe are trapped in the Perfectly Safe Capsule!
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball = Orb of Control (Level 10: 1/11)
Monkey Iron Gun && The Dead Mag = Monkey's Iron Gun - Level 3/5
The Desk Creator && Iron Ignot && Gunpowder && redstone dust && Tiberium && Uranium = The Desk Exploder - Creates Desks that are rigged to blow up like C4 bombs with lead uranium shard shrapnel. - Level 3/6
I de-equip the Insanity Eyepatch
SCP-914 >Fine Insanity Eyepatch in an attempt to make it more powerful. Level 2/???
I use the inevitable death and carnage that has to come after that ridiculously happy Homestuck update and redirect it into the Bipole. This is a metaphysical redirection, of course, just the plot/emotion from the death and carnage made incarnate in our plot/emotion meta. That way it's not really a crossover, but also not really a loophole.
-26 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE=
All the way from the Summoner's Institute, Garen suddenly spins onto the elevator from out of nowhere!
[AG] Garen
HP: 200,000
Attacks:
Decisive Strike: Garen slashes an enemy with his sword. Deals 15,000 damage and silences.
Courage: Upon use, gives Garen -30% damage taken for 3 turns.
Judgement: Spins around like an idiot. Deals 17,000 damage every turn, for 3 turns on a selected enemy. Cannot be cancelled in the middle of use!
Demacian Justice: Deals 20,000 damage + a potential extra 20,000 extra per % of the opponents missing HP. Five-turn Cooldown.
Example of Demacian Justice:
Enemy has 30,000 / 60,000 HP. Get the % of the opponents HP remaining, then get that % of 20,000. That's the extra damage.
30,000 / 60,000 = 50% HP left. 50% of 20,000 = 10,000.
TOTAL DAMAGE: 30,000.
Potenial Nerfs:
Reduce Judgement's damage to 14,000 / turn.
Demacian Justice's potential bonus goes down to 10,000.
Make Demacian Justice's cooldown take 6 turns.
=ACTION=
Superius is suddenly covered in razor-sharp, explosive splinters! How, you may ask?
Why...
I actually don't know.
=LIMBO=
Use the tablet to check the cams for info, then head down the hallways and RUN THE ANIMATRONICS (or whatever) DOWN WITH SCYTHES.
4,000 damage to Superius! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
You are about to check the cameras for info, but you hear a phone ring. A voice emanates from it.
"Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space! Now that you know that, I don't really have anything else to say except for the fact that I'm not here right now! If you're hearing this, then my plan worked!"
Monkey Iron Gun && The Dead Mag = Monkey's Iron Gun - Level 4/5
The Desk Creator && Iron Ignot && Gunpowder && redstone dust && Tiberium && Uranium = The Desk Exploder - Creates Desks that are rigged to blow up like C4 bombs with lead uranium shard shrapnel. - Level 4/6
I de-equip the Insanity Eyepatch
SCP-914 >Fine Insanity Eyepatch in an attempt to make it more powerful. Level 3/???
Equipping the Invisibility Cloak! Yay! I heal a random Team Excelsior PL with the No Joke!
Withered Gloves of Dancing && Thorns && Lucky Horseshoe && Gore Magala Scale = Lucky Gloves of Dancing (Level 5: 6/6)
And looking through a few items to add to this alchemy. This'll take a while. But first...
1/14 Thu'um Boombox (Gun)
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
+4 HP to Erelye!
LUCKY GLOVES OF DANCING: A set of gloves covered in multicolored scales that radiate with the power of luck. They can cause uncontrollable dancing in enemies, wither them, and cause probability to warp in the wearer's favor!
I respawn from the Meat Effigey, ascending out of my private pocket dimension and grabbing Sweet Tooth on the way. As I exit the dimensional rift and enter the space behind the Array of Computers , I feel the connection to the pocket dimension suddenly getting severed. I look at my rapidly dissolving corpse, and see the Shadow Enderman standing there, grinning eeriely and pointing Umbra's Rifle at me.
Could you give me the rifle?
I'm sorry, V. I'm afraıd I can't do that.
You... You speak? Why did you take the rifle?
It ıs mıne, and has always been. It has my name on ıt.
Umbra pulls the trigger, sending a sharp, black bullet straight towards me.
Wwhorzz/z//
How... did you disable my teleportation?
I fire a blast of enderdrim nightmare magic at the magically nightmarish enderman, who simply grabs the crackling energy, and throws it at a Hunter-Chopper Mobile Task Force, resulting in a violent explosion.
The bullet from Umbra's Rifle flies towards me, stopping a decimeter from my chest. There, it suddenly begins to unfold shadowy tentacles, teleporting the Shadow Enderman towards me. It grabs my forehead.
Goodbye.
And then everything goes black as double midnight.
The Bearger uses Earthquake on Subtus.
Ravethrower 2/9
SCP-379 > Coarse
Ψ-Mech Mk. A 2/4
Ancestral Awakening 42/50
Thorndroids 9/10
You should have told us that the Invisibility wears off at the end of the turn. Now I had to retcon all that plot.
Also, yes, Purple Sniper was excactly the "godtier" I was aiming for. How do you change text color on this [G0RILLA] editor?
8,000 damage to a Hunter-Chopper!
Uh-oh.
SCP-379 > Coarse = Bottle, Pale Liquid, Colorful Powder
I did say that.
[ color=#??????] text [ /color ] , and then just remove the spaces and make the ?s be a hex code.
A very brief pause in my ship-building to do something stupid/awesome. Mythos >=Zillymiter=< = ???.
Shard of the lost orb of phantastacoria && Wave Motion Gun = Phanastacoria's Frenzy (Level 10: 9/11).
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 3/9).
I copiously rage at Richard for not properly programming those Mime Turrets properly. Or even putting them there, otherwise we wouldn't have thought of mimes as a distraction. I absolutely refuse to take responsibility for that one, on the singular thing that how was I supposed to know that MIMES were fast enough to dodge a turret, something previously thought impossible!? I'd go on, but that would just lead to rage, but that already exists anyways.
This rage turns into a copious amount of power, and I quickly make the best of a poor situation; Using this on top of the electricity that the Nether Spire creates (@Piono: By Twin'd directions, You CANNOT damage the supercomputers in any way, you've GOT to hack them straight-up or be screwed.) to pump myself full of power. I quickly use the fact I am still in Trickster Mode to grow three new pairs of arms (Common misconceptions of Trickster Mode inlcude the fact that they are limited to colorful candy-coated craziness. No. It's partially that, partially a very weird take on wish fulfillment, and partially cartoon physics on steroids.), and use all the power and the new sets of arms to code faster than the Godmodder's computer could ever catch up to. I mean, Richard's amazing at coding but I don't think he usually sprouts three new pairs of arms just to code, and even if I'm worse by a considerable degree (and that is dead true for almost all of us) I'm still going just plain faster than his own code can keep up with. Eventually the supercomputer has bluescreened horribly from a mixture of viruses, commented-out critical code, suddenly having the most sophisticated anti-lag and anti-virus programs ever designed deleted while lag and viruses were running rampant, and other unfortunate things, and isn't coming back for another round. Hpefully.
I quickly deploy helpful Psionic messages to Crusher48 to support his fight against SCP-2713’s mind afterwards. Hopefully it gets through alright. I wind CogWynd down by 5%, CogWynd will walk into Fayther's range while still being stealth-mode, and he’ll use Extra Plating to get SWOLE AS REDACTED…In an HP sense. I threaten Wily with more bodily harm to make him compliant to the idea to use his Buzz Saw Barrage on the Arms of the machine. Talist, do you think you can pull off a Rainbow memory here, maybe?
If any Mimes become an immediate Problem (not a problem, but a Problem with a capital P and italics), I plan leave the vicinity of the area entirely and move to the Mainframe by way of the Warp Ring. I'm pretty sure that if the Mimes like portals that that Erelye's going to find himself the author of the Red Book he found by time shenanigans (to put it one way), so the extreme security of Grayhold isn't nearly as much of a guarentee right now. Anachron is on the moon right now, and something funny's up with the night so no dice. I don't know where Blue/Red are at all. Eric’s exact location is unspecific and I do not want to be too close to GodCraft for it. The Mainframe is not going to be that easily brought down, even by the Italian-
...Ahab Crosshair's Captcha Code.
Assuming I can, I contact Eric again immediately. "OK, Eric, I remembered who the INWVSA is, but forget the name it's just a font for some group called the Italian Space Mafia. I have NO CLUE how, but whatever they are they, uh, were some small-faction restricted to a few planets a long time ago...Or when I was traveling around. Honestly, void shenanigans. You're probably going to end up your own grandfather because void shenanigans. I have no clue how long they've been around from their perspective, but whatever they are they've...Uh, grown...Give me a sec. Oracle consultations."
I tap into the Magic English eye for more information. I learn that the INWVSA has been around for 50 years from their perspective, there has only been one new Don during that time (the son of the first don), they have a home-planet of Arcus V and a capital of 'The Midnight City,' they have managed to make their own version of Engietech weapons through reverse-engineering at some battlefield regarding Pantheon territory and some misfire (which is soooooooooo useful since the Pantheon is basically an eternal battlefield), and they have claims over 1/3rd of the multiverse (including GodCraft). They actually only have secure grasp over 1/4th of the multiverse (and this 1/4th doesn't include GodCraft) despite minimal apperances in those worlds for anything other than 'Void Boat tolls,' but this is effectively a moot point as they're strong and wide enough enough to qualify for a multiversal power, merely do not have 'outposts' in the regions not constituted as 'secure' in this case, and their numbers and armaments could easily support a more aggressive approach for more turf and are MORE than capable of handling most void threats currently in existence, but as it stands they are making no plans for expansion barring outside intervention from other Multiversal powers-either due to the extreme Horrorterrors or due to simply gaining more members. Due to void shenanigans (that is to say, due to the issues of temporal and spatial position when traveling through the void), they have not met the IUPC agents at any point prior in either of their timelines, and vice-versa, IUPC agents have yet to meet the INWVSA in any manner. I convey all of this to Eric. I do NOT convey that this is also the same group who, three years Prior, I lead a small campaign against them relevant to the Squid Ink Incident that resulted in their number and current turf cut in half, had the then-Don’s girl (and now-Don's sister by extension) come along for the trip by her volition (which kind of looked like kidnapping in hindsight, not helped by the fact she horribly died of circumstances outside of my ability to prevent, specifically [REDACTED]), and was the source of the original Moorblade by way of liberated peoples giving me the then-Don’s best ship, one he himself stole, all while they were technically towards the beginning of that 50 year thing by their perspective. Stupid void shenanigans. Hopefully they don't hold a grudge over it, as the eye seems to be very cryptic in regards to that. 'You'll find out.' indeed.
((Yeah, Piono, it's becoming a thing, like it or not. Probably a DTG3 thing more than anything, but still.))
VOIDED MOORBLADE FRAME: The restored frame of the mighty spaceship known as Moorblade. This new and improved model is covered in void-proof and glitch-proof metal plating that heavily fortifies the entire frame.
Mythos >= Zillymiter =< Battlearm of Zillymith
BATTLEARM OF ZILLYMITH: A candy-colored arm that radiates with the powers of light and dark. It can take the form of any weapon in existence and can fire creation and oblivion energies.
You weren't. None of you were supposed to know the mimes' true power until they revealed themselves. And the time for that is now.
I ignore the fact that this is actually my second post and continue onwards. Seeing the apparent rucket thrusters on Bipole I just stick a wad of used napkins and various other clogging materials up the pipes. Then I kick Bipole's legs out from under it, rendering it, and the rocket thrusters, useless.
I take T$Cn070GY and fir a steady stream of glitch laser beams . The Godmodders awesome coding skills cannot help. the blast completely corrupts, overloads, deletes, logic bomb, and lags all of the Godmodders pcs and possibly weakens the turrets . since this definitely will not work as good as I thought I make sure that it will at least cause the chat to mess up. " yes, this is just what I need. " I also send the people at team excavate a D100 to reroll bi-pole and other monsters. Rerolling has a 50 % chance to turn a PG entity into a AG one, 20 % chance to drop a healing item, a 10 % chance to make a free single use level ten insta - alchemy
corrupted rainbow sixer : 5/7
6 tome pack ; 57/60
I alchemize nightmare fuel+ grimdarkness + hellkite armor + ultra lightweight ninja mech + diamond armor. with set bonus weapon ( can only be used with this armor and has the buffs of the set . hellkite talons + bedrock sword
But you don't have T$Cn070GY!
The addition of Hellkite Armor/Talons causes the resulting alchemy to be incredibly overpowered and uncreatable!
@tazz: nitpicking here, but giving any one group claim to large chunks of the multiverse is really not fair to anyone. The multiverse is BIG. And anyone with that much power would be able to more than field wipe EVERYTHING thus introduced in DTG weaker than the OP King.
Additionally, the IUPC is gone. Wiped from the timeline, if from 50 years in their perspective, the Italian Space Mafia is never going to meet the IUPC except for Eric's iteration of it.
I don't have a problem with this as a thing, I actually want it to be a thing, as other people having a hand in the multiverse plot is something I've been trying to work towards, and which I am VERY glad other people have latched onto, but I want to keep one specific thing as a staple of the overarching multiverse plot: There is no such thing as a single, significant multiversal power. Any one group is perpetually at the edge of extinction. That's the reason why the IUPC, coalition of universe eaters and Dark Carnival Cult were the only three powers involved in the Dark Carnival War. No other surviving groups were big enough to get involved. And as of the IUPC being wiped out, the second never formed, and the third has (from the perspective of anyone that might have been keeping an eye on them) been wiped out in an event involving the now very expansionist Imperium Of Man (from Warhammer 40K) which is another one of the large coalitions currently in existence.
Think of the current state of the multiverse as Warhammer 40K's precariousness, only worse.
Not trying to railroad, but it needs to stay that way to give other people the opportunities to break into the multiverse plot with their own characters/groups.
Anyways, Hank takes out another gun, and fires some EMP rounds into the supercomputers, making them more susceptible to hacking.
I drop a small tube like thing down to the bottom of the elevator. It unfolds cartoon style into whirling blades that cut and slash at Subtus
Commands:
- Fayther: Give me a few turns and I'll have a rainbow memory. Copy from Split for a violent memory
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Clubs, so draw two more. 3 of diamonds and 2 of hearts. I pick neither to play. I bind the 9 of spades to "Cause an enemy to deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns"
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds, four of clubs, ace of diamonds, King of hearts, ace of clubs, 2 of hearts, 3 of diamonds
6,000 damage to Subtus! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
9 of Spades bound!
Potion of Night Vision OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Invisibility (1/2)
The Chaos Shard destroys an MTF Hunter-Chopper and deals 5,000 damage to an MTF Force!
SCP-2317's other SCPs destroy a Robot Arm! The Hypnotoad stares at Monstro II, dealing 8,000 damage! The Cwctastrophe turns into Cwc-Chan Sonicthulu, zapping Generic to the extreme and turning him into a pile of ash!
Split deals 30,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to SCP-2317! The Futurama Gang deals 36,000 damage to SCP-2317! I'm starting to sense a pattern forming. CogWynd the Memetic is wound down by 5% and uses Extra Healing, healing himself for +15,000 HP! Fayther takes a Violent memory from Split! The Ultimate Wily Machine uses Saw Storm, dealing 25,000 damage to a Robot Hand! The Futurama Gate summons 10 Omnicronian Saucers and 4 Omnicronian Mega Saucers. The fleet deals 6,000 damage to SCP-2317 and 8,000 damage to the Robot Hand! The MTF Forces deal 10,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The Commander and all Turrets' systems flicker offline, the Turret Assembly Line grinding to a halt! The wiring and machinery keeping the Commander in place falls from the ceiling, landing onto the ground with a mighty thud! Its spare parts fall everywhere, and cause all the Turrets to fall too, creating a dominoesque chain reaction! The Godmodder teleports into the room, not wanting to keep making holes in the ceiling, and surveys the damage... At the very least, these computers weren't very fortified since they were built fairly quickly. The Godmodder had hoped to use these new lines of turrets to help defeat you, but that's obviously in the past now! He prepares for another Special Attack!
The Godmodder force-chokes SCP-2317, the Ultimate Wily Machine, and Monstro II, lifting all of them into the air and throwing them outside of the Tower! They fall to the ground, taking some fall damage, and also activate a minefield of Pressure Plates! An array of Command Blocks activates, turning the entire area into custom Slime Blocks that cause anything that touches them to bounce extremely high! All the entities are thrown upwards, but are blocked by an array of Slime Blocks fifty or so blocks above the ground! They are flung downwards, and when four arrays form between the two, creating a cube of slime blocks, the entities are trapped entirely!
The entities are helpless and continue bouncing for a very long time, constantly gaining velocity and eventually becoming damaged by the intedamaged by the intetheintense speeds at which they're traveling! An even larger cube of spikes suddenly appears around the Slime Blocks, and the Slime Blocks disappears, all the entities being flung into the spikes and skewered! Monstro II and the Ultimate Wily Machine are both killed, and SCP-2317 takes 100,000 damage! (Next turn, the U.W.M. will turn into the U.W.C.)
The Hunter Choppers deal 10,000 damage to the Enchanted Deck! The Godmodder unleashes his next charge, Operation Samurai, and uses it to point out a glaring flaw about the Engietech troops: they were all an instant summon! And how much HP do the Engietech Soldiers have as of now, combined? 371,000. The Pyromaniacs? 557,250. The Dragonfly Drones? 770,000. And the Bladesmen? Well, they only have 141,000. But the point is that all that HP combined is 1,839,250. Almost 2 million HP, in an instant summon. Not to mention the fact that, according to my list of how I dictate entity stats, all instant summons are fated to be mind-controlled instantly!
Instant Summon = Mind-Controlled Instantly
10-Post Charge = 30-50,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 60-80,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 90-120,000 HP / ~6,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 130-160,000 HP / ~8,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 170-200,000 HP / ~10,000 ATK
Therefore, the Godmodder decides to give you a choice. Do something about Engietech's blatantly overpowered HP and cut them down to size, or have the Godmodder mind-control the entirety of Engietech to his side. Decide quickly.
The players deal 30,000 damage to Subtus! Isaac and the Guardian Angel deal 18,000 damage to Superius, but takes 6 damage in retaliation! The Bearger uses Earthquake, dealing 15,000 damage to Subtus! Superius lowers the Elevator Cable's stability by 12%! Subtus deals 8 damage to Isaac!
I was planning on introducing the next floor today, but I'll wait on that and show it next turn. I don't want to have everyone edit their posts. For now, attack the Controller! It'll be an easy source of Pang Nectar since it has high HP and it's defenseless!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Destroy the Controller since it's defenseless!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 60%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 6/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 242,500/1,000,000. SCP-682: 0/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 13,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 100% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Doomsday: IIIIIIIIII
The Hypnotoad: [H] HP: 112,000/250,000. PRAISE THE HYPNOTOAD, HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS ALL
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 980,000/1,000,000. Currently dueling Engie.
Cwctastrophe: [H] HP: 392,000/400,000.
Split: [N] HP: 178,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Commander: [PG] Core: 350,000/350,000 HP. Guarded by everything else. Robot Hand: 17,000/50,000 HP. (x1.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Tools: 18,000/30,000 HP. (x1.) 30,000/30,000 HP. (x6.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Weaponry: 143,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) 150,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) Powered by Turret weaponry, but not as durable.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 4/10
+2 to Tazz.
44/50
44/50
44/50
I fire a burst of bullets from a Turret at Superius, followed by healing myself with Luminescence Lv. 2- Anthemum.
50/50 Expended! (Note to Twin: Sorry for saving this charge so long, but I couldn’t find an attack use for it and I eventually decided just to use it for augmentation.)
I pull out the Mage’s Intelligencedevice, otherwise known as Crystallum after the AI residing in its shell. I quickly download her AI into a separate core before I begin crafting. Don’t want her mind to be obliterated by the energies I’m throwing around, after all. I pull out several sets of weapons and magical devices- a simple staff, a simple sword, a set of black gloves, and sixteen small octahedral-cut crystals. Simultaneously, I make a copy of the Thaumonomitron through the power of charges- wouldn’t want my only magical supercomputer to be obliterated in this process. Although, likely, I’ll gain a device more than ten times more powerful and many times more facile with magic. I also retrieve a set of Borg nanoprobes, well mindwiped and cleaned of any Collective influence. I retrieve as well a stack of Ultimate Chips from Orion’s Arm, a kilogram or five of plasma-processor also from Orion’s Arm, a door to a relatively small pocket dimension (No more than a mile? in diameter) where the components of the final product will be stored, and sundry other magical components and devices. I begin building an Infusion Altar, then realize that all the components I’m infusing wouldn’t fit. I shrug, and float up into the air, deciding to reveal some of my power. Space warps around me, and soon the items are floating around me instead of on pedestals at an Infusion Altar. I effortlessly crush the items into their base magical components, simulating an Infusion Altar, and merge them, one by one, with the Mage’s Intelligencedevice floating at the center. The infusion target flashes, and what is left behind is a set of sixteen vertically-elongated octahedral purple gems, floating in the air along with a blackened metal sword and staff set, each sporting another octahedral purple gem of the same design. The centerpiece is a pair of black gloves, each with a hemispherical purple crystal on the backs of the hands and thickly covered with esoteric runes. The whole set appears to have a great untapped potential, with only a fraction of its potential power accessible currently. Likely I'll have to pour more charges into it to really gain it power. Of course, I wouldn’t expect anything less. I download Crystallum into this new housing, and immediately get an excited and grateful reaction from her. I test the Borglike abilities of the gloves, and a set of magical assimilation tubule-lookalikes extend from my hand. Looks like I can assimilate both technology and magic and recreate it later for personal use. Wonderful. I test out the various modes of the Device, a staff, sword, four crystals, and more flickering in and out of my hand. I quickly copy all my libraries-full of accumulated magical knowledge into Crystallum’s new expanded memory banks, followed by placing the strongest seals I know onto it. This should serve until I can properly soulbond it/her to me. They’re certainly sufficient to stop anything short of a proper semidivine/divine being from gaining access. I do not want some of what I know getting out there.
25/25 Expended! (Same as the last.)
I grab the soul knife. More knowledge that I am not supposed to know reveals itself in my mind. “My writer must be worried. I now know everything that happened on the memos concerning the mimes. I really need this augmented.” I once again float up in the air, pulling out the Diamond-Tipped Wand and a set of more mime soul fragments, along with a mimeplasm. The soul knife suddenly duplicates itself from the soul fragments, leaving a few spare. I place the new soul knife back into my inventory, and pull out full Warded Jars of Telum, Praecantatio, Spiritus, and Mortuus essentia. Then I reconsider, and pull out an extra two jars each of Telum and Praecantatio, and one extra jar each of Spiritus and Mortuus. I once again magically simulate an Infusion Altar. Every last drop of essentia flows into the soul knife, followed by the essence of the Diamond-Tipped Wand and five mime soul fragments, along with the mimeplasm. The combined powers of the essentia, soul fragments, mimeplasm, and knife combines to produce a weapon specifically tuned to killing mimes in expedient ways and with the maximum amount of prejudice, at the cost of being essentially an ordinary weapon - albeit one powered by mime souls, the essence of silence, and a 25-post charge - against anything else. The wand provides the form. I pick up the Soul Wand and swish it around, unleashing a silent beam of sharpened fog into a nearby wall. It punches straight through. Hmm. Wonderful.
You just overrode my plot, when I specifically said that it was possible for semizilly to happen on top of semigrimdark before it actually did happen, and, you know, proceeded to act on that. Perhaps PM me first before zapping an entire plot. Seriously...
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Well, actually, i have an Idea. See my following post.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Occultic Automater && Hammer Chest && Reinforced Tank && Essentia Reservoir = One-Stop Shop (11/11!)
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (2/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (2/11)
Ink and Myths 20/30 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine One-Stop Shop. Afterwards, I begin a new charge, Ethereal Wisp 1/25, which is automatically boosted to 2/25, thanks to Crystal's other +1 that I could not utilize earlier.
I wait for tomorrow, healing myself with the Golden Sunsticks as I do so.
On second thought, no. I am still capable of doing something useful, within my rather limited skillset. This is one of the times I might be able to attempt to utilize deadly levels of arcane silence with some certainty. As such, I stare in the direction of SCP-2317. I extend one of my hands forward, pulling only the music disc 44 out of my inventory. I do hope I am capable of doing this correctly, seeing as I have a high chance to miss with the one blast I will be able to get off. Well, I could probably pull several off in the time allotted so graciously to my attack, but I am not up to having to face this particular SCP. It would prove only to be detrimental to my health, and likely that of others, indirectly. While my life force is not directly bound to that of any other living being in this tower, I would prefer it if I managed to strike my target upon SCO-2317 with my initial strike, instead of wasting valuable time casting spells to reactivate my weapon at hand. As such, I stare at the surface of 44, before averting my eyes to SCP-2317 once more. Silence predominates. In fact, it is almost as if silence were acting against SCP-2317. Hah. Vibrations and disturbances in the light waves being projected towards 44 become evident, as if some esoteric force were utilizing the power inherent of the disc to fuel some form of assault. The esoteric force is almost certainly me, or my manipulations of the sound around the disc. Gray light begins to form around the disc, wavering and twisting with the energy of some sort of void eternal. The sound of silence, if you will. The gray light continues to congregate around the disc, sucking in the mundane light around it, and completely annihilating it. The sound of silence continues to dominate in the general area, indicating that there is indeed some source to it in my vicinity. The disc, of course. The demonic disc 44. I point the hand holding the music disc in the direction of SCP-2317, directly at the stump of its third head. Nothing occurs for several moments. Then, something occurs, beyond both my comprehension and my ability to explain. The mere fact made my ears bleed hours before, so I would not expect an adequate solution. Shaped silence. The gray light fades from the disc. I watch, waiting. Suddenly, SCP-2317 suffers a somewhat large wound to its third head stump. Sharpened silence digs into SCP-2317, rending into its very existence in a mildly discreet manner, bereft of any way to acknowledge it. I put 44 away swiftly, seeing as the thing is unsavory.
In regards to the name of It Is Unseen, Annuit coeptis, novus ordo seclorum. Also, Yroo! Xrksvi! Girsmtov!
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Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (1/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (1/11?)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C carbine && Aspect Combiner (basically the aspect combining part of the research table) = Something that can fire all the Thaumcraft aspects as energy (1/11?)
Ubercharge: 4/9
Action
I bind the Seven of Diamonds in the Enchanted Deck to dealing a total of 20,000 damage to PGs on the field, distributed as Talist sees fit.
I then pull out SCP-216-DTG. I set the dials to 3141592, then fire. A bolt that appears to be made of tiny Greek lowercase pi characters, each with a bounding box of 1.5cm on each side, flies straight into the Controller. I then pull out the Grammar Nazi. Although I used the essence of the wrong SCP, it did provide a useful side effect. A Russian boy who may or may not be faking autism is not as powerful as a community of sentient human body parts residing within the Amazon rainforest that have been shown to at least have several predator-prey relationships. I feed in Dave Stdider Pokemon Traner and fire on the Controller. A ball of SCP-857-1g flies out of the explosion, spreading out and beginning to feed on the Controller. I then switch to the Gateekeper's Sword and combine Compound's Creator and Element's Maker. As previously stated, SCP-1336's unusual symbols match up perfectly with the symbols of elements on SCP-2046. This allows me to fire a ball of pure polonium SCP-2046-144ide, which is more toxic than polonium-210 and botox combined and more corrosive than aqueous ununoctium ions missing all their electrons, at the Controller.
Battlefield: I grab as many computer parts as I can, prioritizing computer chips and similar things.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $204
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 2/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 2/11
==Sometime Between The Expulsion of Both Zilly and Grimdark and my Succeeding Action Last Turn==
FREEDOM!!!!! CANDY!!!!!
Heh.
Oh come on. WHY ME.
Because Rule Zero. Or so I su11ose.
Either way, I think it is in our best interests to take out these two and subsume them once again.
==CLIMACTIC BATTLE OMITTED DUE TO OOC LAZINESS AND HAVING NO CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IF ONE HAS TO FIGHT PORTIONS OF ONE'S PERSONALITY EMBODIED WITH TWO TYPES OF POWERFUL ENERGIES THAT ARE POLAR OPPOSITES WHILST ALLIED WITH ONE'S SPLIT WHO IS ALSO A BROKEN DISC OF MOJANG==
Ugh. Let's not have that happen again, shall we.
/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
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17/20 and 26/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I'm going to give some commands right now even though the EOTB isn't finished just encase I can't later.
I use the Staff of Ysera to open a small, temporary portal to the Emerald Dream under the portal. Out of it flies an inferno of green flames torching subtus.
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | Sad |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 306$ _ Wilson's charges A: 26/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 204$
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 24$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 2$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Yes! We did it! I knew we could! Better help out a little in prep work...
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on ManiacMaster. In total, it is 120% more effective than normal. (+100% base, optimism gives +10% effectiveness to Alchemical shot and +10% healing given)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Irecreeper
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-1 / 25- Operation GET OUT OF FLUMPTY LAND -> BEGIN OH GOD
-28 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
...I respawn if dead.
Otherwise, I apply THE OTHER SIDE to myself.
=LIMBO=
First, I BOARD UP THAT HOLE IN THE WALL, SET UP LEVEL THREE SENTRY GUNS IN THE HALLWAYS, AND CHECK THE CAMS. AND GIVE FRESHLY-MADE TOILET PAPER TO THAT DUDE IN THE STALLS. TONS OF IT. VIA DRONE.
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL EVERYTHING IN THIS BUILDING IF POSSIBLE.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Use Courage!
>Isaac: ...use the Deck of Cards? It doesn't need a target, anyway. If it does, it targets Superius. (Guardian.Angel: Target Superius!)
This turn of events, while not unexpected, is wo11ying...
AUGH WHAT THE NETHER IS WRONG IN NY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
==The Tower==
My avatar spazzes as not one but four Splits fight for control. Bolts of grimdark, zilly, shatter, and mixes of any of the above go flying about, impacting the Controller.
Also, Insanity's Eyepatch is duped, and worn in such a way that I can blast insanity lasers from my hands instead of my eyes because eyepatches on fully functional eyes are stupid.
Insanity lasers fly out and blast PG or H entities.
Eleven's Eyepatch 1/5
*spazzing continues*
*more random energy blasts ceaselessly impacting the Controller until one person regains dominance long enough to say,*
All right, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
==STRIFE!==
==Mindscape==
Need I remind you that you are in MY head?
A phase shift occurs. Grimdark is dumped in the Zilly. Zilly is immersed in pure liquid sorrow. 11...Well, him, I'll deal with later. But I make sure there's enough of his manifestation to attack with should I need to.
I manifest horrortentacles for a Level 999 Coddletech, Brambly Barrage, against Zilly.
It's super effective!
I appear in the Zilly portion of my brain, wearing CANDY ARMOR, and PILOTING a CANDY MECHA.
"Eat sugar! Then go see a dentist!"
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I smack Dark Engie, he smacks me, I lose 1 health, he loses 9000.
Dialogue can only be written between us when I can think of what to say.
Component A: 2/50
Component B: 2/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I take T$Cn070GY and fir a steady stream of glitch laser beams . The Godmodders awesome coding skills cannot help. the blast completely corrupts, overloads, deletes, logic bomb, and lags all of the Godmodders pcs and possibly weakens the turrets . since this definitely will not work as good as I thought I make sure that it will at least cause the chat to mess up. " yes, this is just what I need. " I also send the people at team excavate a D100 to reroll bi-pole and other monsters. Rerolling has a 50 % chance to turn a PG entity into a AG one, 20 % chance to drop a healing item, a 10 % chance to make a free single use level ten insta - alchemy
corrupted rainbow sixer : 5/7
6 tome pack ; 57/60
I alchemize nightmare fuel+ grimdarkness + hellkite armor + ultra lightweight ninja mech + diamond armor. with set bonus weapon ( can only be used with this armor and has the buffs of the set . hellkite talons + bedrock sword
@tazz: nitpicking here, but giving any one group claim to large chunks of the multiverse is really not fair to anyone. The multiverse is BIG. And anyone with that much power would be able to more than field wipe EVERYTHING thus introduced in DTG weaker than the OP King.
Additionally, the IUPC is gone. Wiped from the timeline, if from 50 years in their perspective, the Italian Space Mafia is never going to meet the IUPC except for Eric's iteration of it.
I don't have a problem with this as a thing, I actually want it to be a thing, as other people having a hand in the multiverse plot is something I've been trying to work towards, and which I am VERY glad other people have latched onto, but I want to keep one specific thing as a staple of the overarching multiverse plot: There is no such thing as a single, significant multiversal power. Any one group is perpetually at the edge of extinction. That's the reason why the IUPC, coalition of universe eaters and Dark Carnival Cult were the only three powers involved in the Dark Carnival War. No other surviving groups were big enough to get involved. And as of the IUPC being wiped out, the second never formed, and the third has (from the perspective of anyone that might have been keeping an eye on them) been wiped out in an event involving the now very expansionist Imperium Of Man (from Warhammer 40K) which is another one of the large coalitions currently in existence.
Think of the current state of the multiverse as Warhammer 40K's precariousness, only worse.
Not trying to railroad, but it needs to stay that way to give other people the opportunities to break into the multiverse plot with their own characters/groups.
Anyways, Hank takes out another gun, and fires some EMP rounds into the supercomputers, making them more susceptible to hacking.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
16/50 and 25/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I drop a small tube like thing down to the bottom of the elevator. It unfolds cartoon style into whirling blades that cut and slash at Subtus
Commands:
- Fayther: Give me a few turns and I'll have a rainbow memory. Copy from Split for a violent memory
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Clubs, so draw two more. 3 of diamonds and 2 of hearts. I pick neither to play. I bind the 9 of spades to "Cause an enemy to deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns"
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds, four of clubs, ace of diamonds, King of hearts, ace of clubs, 2 of hearts, 3 of diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 304$ _ Wilson's charges A: 22/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia) && Hammerspace Pocket = Hammerstorage Room 10/11
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Night Vision Potion 2/2 DONE
Night Vision Potion OOO Fermented Spider Eye 1/2 Gee, I wonder who saw that coming.
I made it! Now... I've seen things like these computers before. I should be able to...
Jamming the Sparker into the computer banks, Wilson uses sparks to try and short circuit the computers.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Optimistic
- State: 48
- Stress: 40%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Okay.
Yep, you're right.
You respawn.
You are protected from attack this turn!
Since Netpatham is already grimdark, he cannot go Trickster! The strain of being two polar opposites at once causes the grimdarkness and zillyness to be expelled from his body entirely, and he becomes normal!
Gilded Cherub Skull && Indigo Flames = Gilded Pyramid (Level 10)
The Insanity Tubas > Coarse = Tuba, Raspberry Pi, Ferropper, Void Powder, Nostalgia, Godmodder's Taglock, Mycelium, Nyan Cat, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Nyan Cube Program, Mushroom Bomb Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, SPNTNUHMMAMEUPC Program, Tuba Cannon Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program, Primal Upgrade, Time Upgrade, Machine Upgrade, Meteor Upgrade
Wow.
The Ender Orb heavily corrupts the coding of a Super Computer, rendering it heavily susceptible to further attack!
But you're not trickster OR grimdark anymore!
But Bipole isn't a thing anymore!
Okay.
Since the Nether Spire didn't work last round, I'll have it work now. The massive jets of fire serve to render the Super Computers even more vulnerable to further hacking attempts!
The Emerald Nova's bullets fail to penetrate through the metal casing of the Super Computers and bounce off harmlessly, having no effect!
They weren't talking to you.
You respawn.
I don't think anyone helped!
There's no USB port on any of the Supercomputers!
The Mime Turrets? There are none of those! Do you mean Anti-Mime Turrets?
The D6 normally turns every item in the room into another item, not giving you an item! Therefore nothing happens.
Still, there's NO WAY you charged the 4-Tome Pack for 48 posts! You've barely posted on here at all!
EA CONTRIVANCE: A large Ea Core encased in a Thaumic Storage Unit and surrounded by several crystalline arrays that take the energy produced by the Ea Core, focus and refine it, and store it inside of the Thaumic Storage Unit.
Ea Contrivance > Fine = Ea Mechanism (Level 10)
10,000 damage to Superius!
Super Computer successfully hacked!
The Commander swivels around the room to search for you and identifies you outside! The panels of the wall swivel out of the place and the Commander fires a massive superlaser directly at you that you just barely dodge!
8-8-4-9-9-2-9-3-10-6
A squad of biotechnologically engineered damage-resistant wasps swarms Superius and deals 6,000 damage! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
Hey, you're finally back! You join Team Excavate!
Bipole doesn't exist, he's been split into two parts!
The parts you grabbed were the components of a ruined and burnt computer monitor. It appears to be made out of some sort of refined iron, with a lot of redstone wiring in the back that seems to act as the circuitry.
But SCP-079 was created in 1981!
6,000 damage to a Robot Hand!
The Invisible Clones deal 3,000 damage to a Robot Hand!
The USBKey?
+2 of all Sacred Items!
You lack the Sacred Items!
The final Super Computer is heavily corrupted by the SBaHJsic coding!
8,000 damage to the Cwctastrophe! 40,000 damage to SCP-2317!
SUPERFAST MEDBAY: An impressive medbay filled to the brim with healing implements. Its main feature is the Stationary Quick-Fix Array attached to its ceiling that is supercharged with milk and is able to heal others very fast and cure status effects.
10,000 damage to Superius!
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP TURRET: A mounted control room sealed by an airtight glass dome. A large turret on its mount that packs some heavy firepower and can be controlled directly.
Nitrous Injector && Carbon Nanogel && Magstone Wires && Antimatter Canister && Flow Controller && Name Tag = Anti-Turbochager (Level 8: 1/9)
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ANTIBLAST - ANTICHAMBER
20,000 damage to Superius! You die in retaliation!
+8,000 HP to the Ultimate Wily Machine!
THE BLUE ELECTRODE: A stun gun forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Instead of electricity arcing at its tip, superheated lasers are created instead, which end up serving the same effect: intense pain.
ULTRACAGE: A heavily fortified cage forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Whatever's trapped in here isn't coming out easily.
PEOPLE BAIT: A blue steak. Put this on the ground and homeless people will come to you looking for a bite to eat.
Final Super Computer hacked! The entire array shuts down, and the Controller and all the Turrets are negated in their entirety! The Godmodder's entire turret production line is disabled!
-10% Control! 8,000 damage to a Robot Hand!
I know.
All the Turrets have been shut down!
Okay.
Lucid Dreaming Guide && Canteen && Azure Essence = Dreamer's Canteen (Level 10: 1/11)
Auto-Hacker 3000 && Tablet && Azure Essence = Ultra iHack (Level 10: 1/11)
Cyberspace Access Device && Azure Essence = The Plug (Level 10: 1/11)
Ultramarine && Militarism && Gib Eclipse = The Marine Corps (Level 25)
THE MARINE CORPS: A very large rifle forged from black and blue metal. It can use anything as ammunition, has a large amount of barrels so it can fire a large amount of ammunition at once, and runs on superheated lasers, modifying them to its will. It can create a laser umbrella shield/bladesaw of death, call in an airstrike, backup, or other useful things, and directly modify the weather, creating large storms, and the flow of time.
Book && Warded Cognito Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (Level 10: 1/11)
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (Level 6: 1/7)
No mime creature looks at you, so you teleport the crystal to a random creature. Slowly, carefully, after what seems like hours, one of the mimes raises his twisted, contorted, right arm. The crystal immediately flies into it and is disintegrated into black dust particles. The mime creature then, suddenly, twists his arm back towards you and points at you, and your ears gush with blood, intense pain erupting from your head as maddening and mind-numbing whispers fill your head. Before you can do anything about it, the pain subsides and all that is left are the whispers.
They start imperceptibly softly but, steadily albeit slowly, grow in volume. After examination, you realize only the same three sentences are being whispered, and they are being done so over and over. They appear to be responses to your questions.
WEARETHEMIMES
THISPLACEISOURPRISON
WEWISHTOBEFREE
And then, you realize, while you were trying to concentrate on the voices, the mimes have begun walking towards you. They appear to, incredibly slowly, shuffling towards you. The entire mass, millions of mimes, all closing in on you. You feel a highly irrational amount of fear surge through your body.
7,000 damage to Subtus! It breaks free and you take 6 damage in retaliation!
Insanity's Eyepatch > Fine = Eleven's Eyepatch (Level 4: 1/5)
8,000 damage to a Robot Arm! +5 Control!
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball = Orb of Control (Level 10)
8,000 damage to Superius!
O)_(O
SCP-216-DTG: SCP-216-DTG is a UKM-2000 machine gun that is built from cast iron. Welded to its stock is a multiple-dial combination lock which has 7 dials each, with numbers ranging from 0 to 9. Depending on the current combination that is entered in the lock, SCP-216-DTG will fire a different projectile, and its stock can be retracted to reveal an object inside. Some projectiles that have been observed are miniaturized billiards balls, frozen blood, bullets made of SCP-███-DTG, air high in carbon dioxide, thumbtacks, and [REDACTED]. SCP-216-DTG was recovered at the site of SCP-███-DTG on a recent expedition to ████████.
HIRAGANA'S BOW OF THE WINTERY ICELANDS: This bow is to emit in the Japanese forces, emits a cooling aura itself around. Desu.
KATAKANA'S BOW FROM THE DEPTHS OF VOLCANOES: This bow is injected the power of Japanese, it has been said to have been forged in the center of the active volcano. Kawaii.
+7,000 HP to all of those guys!
+2 HP to Modpack and NinjaV!
The Serpent Fang is purely decorative!
You and the Cwctastrophe are trapped in the Perfectly Safe Capsule!
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball = Orb of Control (Level 10: 1/11)
6,000 damage to Subtus! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
Garen added!
4,000 damage to Superius! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
You are about to check the cameras for info, but you hear a phone ring. A voice emanates from it.
"Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space! Now that you know that, I don't really have anything else to say except for the fact that I'm not here right now! If you're hearing this, then my plan worked!"
The line goes dead.
6,000 damage to Subtus! You take 6 damage!
+4 HP to Erelye!
LUCKY GLOVES OF DANCING: A set of gloves covered in multicolored scales that radiate with the power of luck. They can cause uncontrollable dancing in enemies, wither them, and cause probability to warp in the wearer's favor!
8,000 damage to a Hunter-Chopper!
Uh-oh.
SCP-379 > Coarse = Bottle, Pale Liquid, Colorful Powder
I did say that.
[ color=#??????] text [ /color ] , and then just remove the spaces and make the ?s be a hex code.
You respawn.
VOIDED MOORBLADE FRAME: The restored frame of the mighty spaceship known as Moorblade. This new and improved model is covered in void-proof and glitch-proof metal plating that heavily fortifies the entire frame.
Mythos >= Zillymiter =< Battlearm of Zillymith
BATTLEARM OF ZILLYMITH: A candy-colored arm that radiates with the powers of light and dark. It can take the form of any weapon in existence and can fire creation and oblivion energies.
You weren't. None of you were supposed to know the mimes' true power until they revealed themselves. And the time for that is now.
9,000 damage to Dark Engie! 1 damage to Engie!
But you don't have T$Cn070GY!
The addition of Hellkite Armor/Talons causes the resulting alchemy to be incredibly overpowered and uncreatable!
6,000 damage to Subtus! You take 6 damage in retaliation!
9 of Spades bound!
Potion of Night Vision OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Invisibility (1/2)
The Chaos Shard destroys an MTF Hunter-Chopper and deals 5,000 damage to an MTF Force!
SCP-2317's other SCPs destroy a Robot Arm! The Hypnotoad stares at Monstro II, dealing 8,000 damage! The Cwctastrophe turns into Cwc-Chan Sonicthulu, zapping Generic to the extreme and turning him into a pile of ash!
Split deals 30,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to SCP-2317! The Futurama Gang deals 36,000 damage to SCP-2317! I'm starting to sense a pattern forming. CogWynd the Memetic is wound down by 5% and uses Extra Healing, healing himself for +15,000 HP! Fayther takes a Violent memory from Split! The Ultimate Wily Machine uses Saw Storm, dealing 25,000 damage to a Robot Hand! The Futurama Gate summons 10 Omnicronian Saucers and 4 Omnicronian Mega Saucers. The fleet deals 6,000 damage to SCP-2317 and 8,000 damage to the Robot Hand! The MTF Forces deal 10,000 damage to SCP-2317!
The Commander and all Turrets' systems flicker offline, the Turret Assembly Line grinding to a halt! The wiring and machinery keeping the Commander in place falls from the ceiling, landing onto the ground with a mighty thud! Its spare parts fall everywhere, and cause all the Turrets to fall too, creating a dominoesque chain reaction! The Godmodder teleports into the room, not wanting to keep making holes in the ceiling, and surveys the damage... At the very least, these computers weren't very fortified since they were built fairly quickly. The Godmodder had hoped to use these new lines of turrets to help defeat you, but that's obviously in the past now! He prepares for another Special Attack!
> Godmodder477: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 PERPETUAL TRAP - IT KEEPS HAPPENING
The Godmodder force-chokes SCP-2317, the Ultimate Wily Machine, and Monstro II, lifting all of them into the air and throwing them outside of the Tower! They fall to the ground, taking some fall damage, and also activate a minefield of Pressure Plates! An array of Command Blocks activates, turning the entire area into custom Slime Blocks that cause anything that touches them to bounce extremely high! All the entities are thrown upwards, but are blocked by an array of Slime Blocks fifty or so blocks above the ground! They are flung downwards, and when four arrays form between the two, creating a cube of slime blocks, the entities are trapped entirely!
The entities are helpless and continue bouncing for a very long time, constantly gaining velocity and eventually becoming damaged by the inte
damaged by the intetheintense speeds at which they're traveling! An even larger cube of spikes suddenly appears around the Slime Blocks, and the Slime Blocks disappears, all the entities being flung into the spikes and skewered! Monstro II and the Ultimate Wily Machine are both killed, and SCP-2317 takes 100,000 damage! (Next turn, the U.W.M. will turn into the U.W.C.)The Hunter Choppers deal 10,000 damage to the Enchanted Deck! The Godmodder unleashes his next charge, Operation Samurai, and uses it to point out a glaring flaw about the Engietech troops: they were all an instant summon! And how much HP do the Engietech Soldiers have as of now, combined? 371,000. The Pyromaniacs? 557,250. The Dragonfly Drones? 770,000. And the Bladesmen? Well, they only have 141,000. But the point is that all that HP combined is 1,839,250. Almost 2 million HP, in an instant summon. Not to mention the fact that, according to my list of how I dictate entity stats, all instant summons are fated to be mind-controlled instantly!
Instant Summon = Mind-Controlled Instantly
10-Post Charge = 30-50,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 60-80,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 90-120,000 HP / ~6,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 130-160,000 HP / ~8,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 170-200,000 HP / ~10,000 ATK
Therefore, the Godmodder decides to give you a choice. Do something about Engietech's blatantly overpowered HP and cut them down to size, or have the Godmodder mind-control the entirety of Engietech to his side. Decide quickly.
The players deal 30,000 damage to Subtus! Isaac and the Guardian Angel deal 18,000 damage to Superius, but takes 6 damage in retaliation! The Bearger uses Earthquake, dealing 15,000 damage to Subtus! Superius lowers the Elevator Cable's stability by 12%! Subtus deals 8 damage to Isaac!
I was planning on introducing the next floor today, but I'll wait on that and show it next turn. I don't want to have everyone edit their posts. For now, attack the Controller! It'll be an easy source of Pang Nectar since it has high HP and it's defenseless!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Destroy the Controller since it's defenseless!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 3,113,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Control: 60%.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 6/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???. Robot Masters: 4,000/4,000. (x2.)
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 242,500/1,000,000. SCP-682: 0/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 13,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 100% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Doomsday: IIIIIIIIII
The Hypnotoad: [H] HP: 112,000/250,000. PRAISE THE HYPNOTOAD, HIS GLORY TRANSCENDS ALL
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 980,000/1,000,000. Currently dueling Engie.
Cwctastrophe: [H] HP: 392,000/400,000.
Split: [N] HP: 178,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x742.)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x743.) Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x47.)
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII
CogWynd the Memetic: [AG] HP: 152,000/225,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 20%. In Tentative mode.
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 154,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦, 4♣, 9♠.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 105,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x2, Happy x2, Sad.
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 157,000/200,000. Omnicronian Saucer: 750/750 HP. (x40.) Omnicronian Mega Saucer: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Wilson: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Emotion: Optimism. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 40%. State: +48.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
MTF Forces: [AG] HP: 5,000/10,000. (x1.) 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Commander: [PG] Core: 350,000/350,000 HP. Guarded by everything else. Robot Hand: 17,000/50,000 HP. (x1.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Tools: 18,000/30,000 HP. (x1.) 30,000/30,000 HP. (x6.) Used in assembly, have limited attack. Weaponry: 143,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) 150,000/150,000 HP. (x1.) Powered by Turret weaponry, but not as durable.
Turret Assembly Line: [PG] Currently on Assembly Line: Anti-Descendant Turrets. (x30.) Anti-Ancestral Artifact Turrets. (x6.) Anti-Fourth Dimension Turrets. (x1.) Anti-Vord Turrets. (x1,000.) Anti-Glitch Turrets. (x5.) Anti-Mime Turrets: (x601.)
MTF Hunter-Choppers: [PG] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x1.)
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 71% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 8/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII Tammy's Head: IIIII Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 55,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII
Superius: [PG] HP: 106,250/250,000. On top of the elevator.
Subtus: [PG] HP: 153,250/250,000. On the bottom of the elevator.
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 75.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
5 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
10 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
Ok, get past the turrets? Got it.
I use a Potion of Invisibility. Unfortunately, they expected that. I shoot a blast of lightning at a turret in my epic escape.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
I think SCP-2317 had the wrong motive for attacking hypnotoad, but he did have a motive (hypnotoad did stuff to SCP-173).
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( null post) It was counting from 50 to 1 not one to 50. Darn it ! I'm still a noob at this.
Oh , and DARNIT again !!!! corrupted rain bow sixer 2/7
Turn 1/3
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void = Obscured Wand 6/8
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand >Fine = Paradox's Wand 4/7
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 4/10
+2 to Tazz.
44/50
44/50
44/50
I fire a burst of bullets from a Turret at Superius, followed by healing myself with Luminescence Lv. 2- Anthemum.
50/50 Expended! (Note to Twin: Sorry for saving this charge so long, but I couldn’t find an attack use for it and I eventually decided just to use it for augmentation.)
I pull out the Mage’s Intelligencedevice, otherwise known as Crystallum after the AI residing in its shell. I quickly download her AI into a separate core before I begin crafting. Don’t want her mind to be obliterated by the energies I’m throwing around, after all. I pull out several sets of weapons and magical devices- a simple staff, a simple sword, a set of black gloves, and sixteen small octahedral-cut crystals. Simultaneously, I make a copy of the Thaumonomitron through the power of charges- wouldn’t want my only magical supercomputer to be obliterated in this process. Although, likely, I’ll gain a device more than ten times more powerful and many times more facile with magic. I also retrieve a set of Borg nanoprobes, well mindwiped and cleaned of any Collective influence. I retrieve as well a stack of Ultimate Chips from Orion’s Arm, a kilogram or five of plasma-processor also from Orion’s Arm, a door to a relatively small pocket dimension (No more than a mile? in diameter) where the components of the final product will be stored, and sundry other magical components and devices. I begin building an Infusion Altar, then realize that all the components I’m infusing wouldn’t fit. I shrug, and float up into the air, deciding to reveal some of my power. Space warps around me, and soon the items are floating around me instead of on pedestals at an Infusion Altar. I effortlessly crush the items into their base magical components, simulating an Infusion Altar, and merge them, one by one, with the Mage’s Intelligencedevice floating at the center. The infusion target flashes, and what is left behind is a set of sixteen vertically-elongated octahedral purple gems, floating in the air along with a blackened metal sword and staff set, each sporting another octahedral purple gem of the same design. The centerpiece is a pair of black gloves, each with a hemispherical purple crystal on the backs of the hands and thickly covered with esoteric runes. The whole set appears to have a great untapped potential, with only a fraction of its potential power accessible currently. Likely I'll have to pour more charges into it to really gain it power. Of course, I wouldn’t expect anything less. I download Crystallum into this new housing, and immediately get an excited and grateful reaction from her. I test the Borglike abilities of the gloves, and a set of magical assimilation tubule-lookalikes extend from my hand. Looks like I can assimilate both technology and magic and recreate it later for personal use. Wonderful. I test out the various modes of the Device, a staff, sword, four crystals, and more flickering in and out of my hand. I quickly copy all my libraries-full of accumulated magical knowledge into Crystallum’s new expanded memory banks, followed by placing the strongest seals I know onto it. This should serve until I can properly soulbond it/her to me. They’re certainly sufficient to stop anything short of a proper semidivine/divine being from gaining access. I do not want some of what I know getting out there.
25/25 Expended! (Same as the last.)
I grab the soul knife. More knowledge that I am not supposed to know reveals itself in my mind. “My writer must be worried. I now know everything that happened on the memos concerning the mimes. I really need this augmented.” I once again float up in the air, pulling out the Diamond-Tipped Wand and a set of more mime soul fragments, along with a mimeplasm. The soul knife suddenly duplicates itself from the soul fragments, leaving a few spare. I place the new soul knife back into my inventory, and pull out full Warded Jars of Telum, Praecantatio, Spiritus, and Mortuus essentia. Then I reconsider, and pull out an extra two jars each of Telum and Praecantatio, and one extra jar each of Spiritus and Mortuus. I once again magically simulate an Infusion Altar. Every last drop of essentia flows into the soul knife, followed by the essence of the Diamond-Tipped Wand and five mime soul fragments, along with the mimeplasm. The combined powers of the essentia, soul fragments, mimeplasm, and knife combines to produce a weapon specifically tuned to killing mimes in expedient ways and with the maximum amount of prejudice, at the cost of being essentially an ordinary weapon - albeit one powered by mime souls, the essence of silence, and a 25-post charge - against anything else. The wand provides the form. I pick up the Soul Wand and swish it around, unleashing a silent beam of sharpened fog into a nearby wall. It punches straight through. Hmm. Wonderful.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I use WHERE EAGLES DARE on Subtus!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
I respawn.
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You just overrode my plot, when I specifically said that it was possible for semizilly to happen on top of semigrimdark before it actually did happen, and, you know, proceeded to act on that. Perhaps PM me first before zapping an entire plot. Seriously...
/null
Well, actually, i have an Idea. See my following post.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 2/3
Unremembered Wand && Essence of Void = Obscured Wand 7/8
Voidmetal-Tipped Wand >Fine = Paradox's Wand 5/7
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 5/10
I also examine the Mageshades, because hey, I never got a description of them! I checked and everything.
+2 to Tazz.
45/50
45/50
45/50
I heal myself once again with Luminescence Lv.2- Anthemum, followed by unleashing Tipping Scales Lv.2- Jury Duty on Superius.
I also vote for all the players' special attacks. They're running out of respawns, people!
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Occultic Automater && Hammer Chest && Reinforced Tank && Essentia Reservoir = One-Stop Shop (11/11!)
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (2/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (2/11)
Ink and Myths 20/30 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine One-Stop Shop. Afterwards, I begin a new charge, Ethereal Wisp 1/25, which is automatically boosted to 2/25, thanks to Crystal's other +1 that I could not utilize earlier.
I wait for tomorrow, healing myself with the Golden Sunsticks as I do so.
On second thought, no. I am still capable of doing something useful, within my rather limited skillset. This is one of the times I might be able to attempt to utilize deadly levels of arcane silence with some certainty. As such, I stare in the direction of SCP-2317. I extend one of my hands forward, pulling only the music disc 44 out of my inventory. I do hope I am capable of doing this correctly, seeing as I have a high chance to miss with the one blast I will be able to get off. Well, I could probably pull several off in the time allotted so graciously to my attack, but I am not up to having to face this particular SCP. It would prove only to be detrimental to my health, and likely that of others, indirectly. While my life force is not directly bound to that of any other living being in this tower, I would prefer it if I managed to strike my target upon SCO-2317 with my initial strike, instead of wasting valuable time casting spells to reactivate my weapon at hand. As such, I stare at the surface of 44, before averting my eyes to SCP-2317 once more. Silence predominates. In fact, it is almost as if silence were acting against SCP-2317. Hah. Vibrations and disturbances in the light waves being projected towards 44 become evident, as if some esoteric force were utilizing the power inherent of the disc to fuel some form of assault. The esoteric force is almost certainly me, or my manipulations of the sound around the disc. Gray light begins to form around the disc, wavering and twisting with the energy of some sort of void eternal. The sound of silence, if you will. The gray light continues to congregate around the disc, sucking in the mundane light around it, and completely annihilating it. The sound of silence continues to dominate in the general area, indicating that there is indeed some source to it in my vicinity. The disc, of course. The demonic disc 44. I point the hand holding the music disc in the direction of SCP-2317, directly at the stump of its third head. Nothing occurs for several moments. Then, something occurs, beyond both my comprehension and my ability to explain. The mere fact made my ears bleed hours before, so I would not expect an adequate solution. Shaped silence. The gray light fades from the disc. I watch, waiting. Suddenly, SCP-2317 suffers a somewhat large wound to its third head stump. Sharpened silence digs into SCP-2317, rending into its very existence in a mildly discreet manner, bereft of any way to acknowledge it. I put 44 away swiftly, seeing as the thing is unsavory.
In regards to the name of It Is Unseen, Annuit coeptis, novus ordo seclorum. Also, Yroo! Xrksvi! Girsmtov!
Alchemies
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of Extreme Temperatures (1/9?)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = The Billy Eardestroyer (1/11?)
Primal Upgrade && HK G36C carbine && Aspect Combiner (basically the aspect combining part of the research table) = Something that can fire all the Thaumcraft aspects as energy (1/11?)
Ubercharge: 4/9
Action
I bind the Seven of Diamonds in the Enchanted Deck to dealing a total of 20,000 damage to PGs on the field, distributed as Talist sees fit.
I then pull out SCP-216-DTG. I set the dials to 3141592, then fire. A bolt that appears to be made of tiny Greek lowercase pi characters, each with a bounding box of 1.5cm on each side, flies straight into the Controller. I then pull out the Grammar Nazi. Although I used the essence of the wrong SCP, it did provide a useful side effect. A Russian boy who may or may not be faking autism is not as powerful as a community of sentient human body parts residing within the Amazon rainforest that have been shown to at least have several predator-prey relationships. I feed in Dave Stdider Pokemon Traner and fire on the Controller. A ball of SCP-857-1g flies out of the explosion, spreading out and beginning to feed on the Controller. I then switch to the Gateekeper's Sword and combine Compound's Creator and Element's Maker. As previously stated, SCP-1336's unusual symbols match up perfectly with the symbols of elements on SCP-2046. This allows me to fire a ball of pure polonium SCP-2046-144ide, which is more toxic than polonium-210 and botox combined and more corrosive than aqueous ununoctium ions missing all their electrons, at the Controller.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I grab as many computer parts as I can, prioritizing computer chips and similar things.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders
Wilson's Shop: $204
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 2/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 2/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 2/11
==Sometime Between The Expulsion of Both Zilly and Grimdark and my Succeeding Action Last Turn==
FREEDOM!!!!! CANDY!!!!!
Heh.
Oh come on. WHY ME.
Because Rule Zero. Or so I su11ose.
Either way, I think it is in our best interests to take out these two and subsume them once again.
==CLIMACTIC BATTLE OMITTED DUE TO OOC LAZINESS AND HAVING NO CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IF ONE HAS TO FIGHT PORTIONS OF ONE'S PERSONALITY EMBODIED WITH TWO TYPES OF POWERFUL ENERGIES THAT ARE POLAR OPPOSITES WHILST ALLIED WITH ONE'S SPLIT WHO IS ALSO A BROKEN DISC OF MOJANG==
Ugh. Let's not have that happen again, shall we.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
17/20 and 26/50 +1 to Tazz and Generic
I'm going to give some commands right now even though the EOTB isn't finished just encase I can't later.
I use the Staff of Ysera to open a small, temporary portal to the Emerald Dream under the portal. Out of it flies an inferno of green flames torching subtus.
Commands:
- Fayther: Another long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory. RAINBOW ready!
- Deck: I pulled the Ace of Spades, reshuffle! Pulled the Ace of Diamonds. So, nothing happens yet.
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | Violent | Sad |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of clubs: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Nine of Spades: Make an enemy deal up to 5,000 less damage per turn for 4 turns.
- Seven of Diamonds: Deals 20,000 damage evenly split between all PGs (up to 10 hit at once)
Discard pile: Ace of Diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 306$ _ Wilson's charges A: 26/50, B: 46/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia) && Hammerspace Pocket = Hammerstorage Room DONE
Night Vision Potion OOO Fermented Spider Eye DONE
Potion of Ambrosa +1
Yes! We did it! I knew we could! Better help out a little in prep work...
Alchemical Shot with potion of moonlight on ManiacMaster. In total, it is 120% more effective than normal. (+100% base, optimism gives +10% effectiveness to Alchemical shot and +10% healing given)
Oops, I mixed up state and Stress last turn. I've fixed it now. Also, I now realize that sparks is actually incredibly overpowered. I'll try to not use it.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Happy
- State: 75
- Stress: 60%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-1 / 25- Operation GET OUT OF FLUMPTY LAND -> BEGIN OH GOD
-28 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
...I respawn if dead.
Otherwise, I apply THE OTHER SIDE to myself.
=LIMBO=
First, I BOARD UP THAT HOLE IN THE WALL, SET UP LEVEL THREE SENTRY GUNS IN THE HALLWAYS, AND CHECK THE CAMS. AND GIVE FRESHLY-MADE TOILET PAPER TO THAT DUDE IN THE STALLS. TONS OF IT. VIA DRONE.
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL EVERYTHING IN THIS BUILDING IF POSSIBLE.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Use Courage!
>Isaac: ...use the Deck of Cards? It doesn't need a target, anyway. If it does, it targets Superius. (Guardian.Angel: Target Superius!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
==Mindscape==
Something feels different in here...
We're still US, as opposed to him.
This turn of events, while not unexpected, is wo11ying...
AUGH WHAT THE NETHER IS WRONG IN NY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
==The Tower==
My avatar spazzes as not one but four Splits fight for control. Bolts of grimdark, zilly, shatter, and mixes of any of the above go flying about, impacting the Controller.
Also, Insanity's Eyepatch is duped, and worn in such a way that I can blast insanity lasers from my hands instead of my eyes because eyepatches on fully functional eyes are stupid.
Insanity lasers fly out and blast PG or H entities.
Eleven's Eyepatch 1/5
*spazzing continues*
*more random energy blasts ceaselessly impacting the Controller until one person regains dominance long enough to say,*
All right, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
==STRIFE!==
==Mindscape==
Need I remind you that you are in MY head?
A phase shift occurs. Grimdark is dumped in the Zilly. Zilly is immersed in pure liquid sorrow. 11...Well, him, I'll deal with later. But I make sure there's enough of his manifestation to attack with should I need to.
I manifest horrortentacles for a Level 999 Coddletech, Brambly Barrage, against Zilly.
It's super effective!
I appear in the Zilly portion of my brain, wearing CANDY ARMOR, and PILOTING a CANDY MECHA.
"Eat sugar! Then go see a dentist!"
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!