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N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I summon the Souls of the Democracy Force, then Lord Dome knew the Hellkite Dragons are causing Chaos and contains Anarchy power. and he Fired the Democracy Beam at the Hellkite Dragons. however Flareon and her Democracy Pokemon are joining the struggle to send us some more Orders and Control against Chaos.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Taz (X-B-G-O-X) and +1 Paper
In BlueCyan's {BC} Server Pestering...
MysticalBoy {MB} Hello there Master
BlueCyan {BC} How do you get here?
{MB} Well there is a Really Bad Problem in this Area...
{BC} WHAT?!?!? How is this Happens?!?!
{MB} There is lots of Completely Overpowered Creative Required Creatures
{BC} Goddammit... I was Building a Cyan Squad Outpost Speak again Soon! also Defend one of my Favorite Characters like Wilson (Been a Friend for a long time after Talist shows me this) or Anything i dont know.
If anyone decides they want to join the IUPC, respond to Eric's to-everyone message and say that you would like to join the IUPC, and he'll let you join the meeting with those who took him up on his offer.
Hank charges up the stairs slightly, brings up the Emerald Nova after downing another potion of revival, and opens fire on the hellkite dragons, completely circumventing their immunity to bullets by instead dealing SoW damage.
It seems you've got lots of friends around here Wilson.
The TARDIS:
Eric frowns.
That thing looks like its been here a while...
If its really that powerful, its probably the reason this hill is mostly empty.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I watch SCP-173
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $170
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 7/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 7/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 7/11
-HMAS Ship-
So, did anything interesting happen?
Yeah, actually...
Blue proceeds to summarize her conversation with Engie to Red, which he obviously already knew the contents of.
He said something about a dream... you can do some magic to recover those, right?
...Depends, but I can try... obliviscatur triginta minutes, memories lenis.
Huh, just lost my train of thought... so, shall we take off?
Sure.
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (4/7)
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (7/7!)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (4/5)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I inspect The Boring Mind. Afterwards, I alchemize Houndius Shootius && Nightmare Fuel && Warded Cognitio Jar && Concentrated Oblivion Essence (1/???). Secondary turrets are obviously necessary.
I stare at the Hellkite Dragons. If my memory serves me correctly, the dragons are not immune to damage via psionics. As I stare at the dragons, amethyst energy pours out of the cracks on my Goggles of Revealing. Hah. The light grows brighter. I glow with an amethyst aura, crackling with pure psionic energy. I slowly remove the goggles from my eyes, muttering under my breath as I do so. As the purple lenses move away from my eyes, it becomes painfully obvious what is occurring. Assuming that you haven't already figured it out already. My eyes are a singular shade of violet, emanating the occasional bolt of electricity. I focus, seeing as I promised not to use Mind Honey quite some time ago. Besides, I'm not exactly an advocate of extreme mental agony, which is saying something, considering I have to constantly suffer through the voices of the imminently deceased, as well as the whisperings of the Other Gods, and the occasional mutterings from unknown sources which pervade my mind for no discernible reason. Regardless, it is not an enjoyable existence. My eyes, still pulsating amethyst, seem to be emitting a sizable amount of light, seeing as my eyes can no longer be seen beyond the particularly large veil of psionic magic. I continue to focus, trying to avert my attention as little as possible. It is extremely dangerous to do such things, given the possibility of sudden release. Suddenly, two monolithic optic blasts erupt from my eyes, each around four to five meters in diameter at their thickest points, accelerating towards the dragons. The faint smell of ozone is drowned out by the horrific stench of charred flesh, and melting armor. This is rather odd, considering the fact that it did not actually deal a point of heat-based damage. Several dragons lie upon the floor. Pardon me. The remnants of creatures that could once be identified as dragons lie upon the floor, hunks of charred flesh lying amongst pools of molten armor. Two messy holes have been blown through the opposite wall, straight to the outside server. Several other dragons appear to have had their nervous systems shut down by a variety of arcane emanations, disabling their ability to attack for as long as they remain affected by the blast, a time that could be ranged from ten hours to the rest of their natural lives. I blink several times, revealing the fact that my eyes have returned to their normal state, before sliding the Goggles of Revealing back over them. Not exactly something of note, but that is not a concern. Yet, of course. Actually, it might be a point of interest to test if somebody's psionic powers are amplified if they have their eyes gouged out. It would either provide less resistance for the optic blasts, or disable their ability to act as a psionic. Well, that, and I get sizable amounts of blood for some arcane testing. Another point of interest might be to see whether or not psionics can utilize optic blasts as a means of attack if they are blind. My tests have shown that it completely disables their ability to utilize optic blasts. For the blind, that is. Regarding those without eyes, the lack of eyes might supercharge the optic blasts with pain, or something of the sort.
Suddenly, I pull out The Illumination, and activate it.
Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea, approx. 13:54
My vision is immediately directed to the most important location on Earth. For me, of course. Knowledge is power, after all, and this city has a large amount of secrets. Most of those secrets cannot be seen by the eyes of the mundane, unfortunately. However, I can certainly try. The vision of the Illumination is immediately diverted to the infamous Pyongyang Metro, an underground subway system beneath the streets of Pyongyang, as was made evident by its name. The vision of the Illumination passes by a plethora of walls, before stopping abruptly. There does not appear to be anything special about this wall. The Illumination's sight delves directly through the wall. Ordinarily, this would be pointlessly frivolous. However, the vision shows a narrow, short hallway, ending at a heavy-looking dark gray stone door. Interesting. I immediately go through it with the Illumination. The area behind the door is rather spectacular. A cylindrical chamber heading downwards at least forty feet, before ceasing at some sort of pedestal at the bottom. The entirety of this vault is composed of the same heavy-looking dark stone as the door. Instead of traversing the unusually-stable looking spiral staircase down, I send the vision of the Illumination directly to the bottom, to sight what this vault is containing. Firstly, I note another slade doorway, presumably heading deeper into the vault. However, I carefully scrutinize the object atop the pedestal. It is an incredibly sharp sword, composed of some sort of maroon red. If my knowledge serves me correctly, this is adamantine. The handle of the sword is composed of some sort of smooth, black material. Suddenly, static begins to rim the edges of the Illumination's screen. Not even bothering to fight for control, I watch as the screen fades to black. Before the screen fully fades to black, I look upwards. Traversing downwards by means of the stairs are three men. One, a tall, older African American fellow who seems to radiate wisdom. The second, a man that can only be described as the Supreme Leader Marshal. The third, a tall, older white fellow who seems to project an invisible aura of badassery. My screen finally fades.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I drop a pile of lapis on a hellkite dragon.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $172
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 8/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 8/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 8/11
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 10/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-8, Tazz-47, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Going to Remake it soon in the Actions + Pesters...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I see 11 Cyan Squad members that is in the Advanced-Professional Line and they do a All-out Attack at the Hellkite Dragon, Spamming 2x Power/Damage 2x Defence Slicing Bashing Stabbing Jabbing Burning Freezing Poisoning Withering Paralyzing Glitching etc. with their Different Weapons Items Equipment etc. but All of them Doesn't Work! then one of the Warriors of the Cyan Squad says Oh Sh- We have to Go now! RUN! and one of them placed the Anti-Hellkite Dragon Mininuk (a Nuke with a much smaller Explosion) on the Hellkite Dragon, then All jumped off the Tower with a Hole and do a Skydive and they use a Parachute to land safely, and i hide while i Hide in the Derbis/Walls/Coverage to Pester... (See his Reaction in the Pesterlog)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to I_G_U and +1 to Erelye
Pesterlog:
In BlueCyan's {BC} Server Pestering...
BlueCyan {BC} Does my handful of Squad Members Works?
MysticalBoy {MB} No...
{BC} Seriously?!?! That's it! i am Yelling at Sheila through the Other Serv- OW! What the Hell!?! is this is Unacessable?
{MB} that Stupid A.I... I had to Destroy this- Wait... Sheila cannot be Accessed as well.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
2/50 and 9/50 +2 to Non Existent Tazz
Go Breloom! Breloom, use Worry Seed! 'Sorlax's ability changed to insomnia!' (can't sleep) Breloom, now that its ability isn't immunity, use Toxic!
(I actually used a Breloom to tank during the Deoxys fight even though my guy was 30 levels lower and had a type disadvantage. Flash + Double Team + bright powder OP)
Commands:
- Fayther: Apply a violent memory to Wilson. SYNERGY! (Means he'll start out angry and thus deal more damage this first turn)
- Deck: Got the Ace of Spades, so, reshuffle! Next draw... 8 of Diamonds. That plus the Ace of Diamonds last turn means 20,000 damage + 6,000 per turn for 4 turns on one of the turrets.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | - | Happy | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 230$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 48/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 6$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Angler Knife && Keldeo hair (as its a water type) && judge's scales= Kelpie's Blade 2/8
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 4/7
I hope this isn't as stupid as I think it is... But... thanks for coming with me. At least I won't be alone. Oh, I almost forgot...
He quickly runs back into his store. After a few minutes, he comes back out wearing The Sparker and placing his Hosi-no-Tama into an ender pouch.
Alright, now I'm really ready. Lets... lets do this.
Eventually, he arrives at the tower, shining with emerald light. This must be the place. He also vaguely remembered this place being the tree of Yggdrasil before. How fitting. He had fought for the first time here, and now will fight for the last time here. He walks into the tower and starts to slink his way through the massive hoard of players that are all piled into the building. Seeing the staircase, he makes his way up it and enters the actual battle.
Whoah... that's... that's a lot of creatures. Not sure how I could expect anything else.
He glares over at Insert_Generic_Username/Tempo. He still remembers that.
You're... T-... uh... Tazz? I think? Well, I'm glad I have some support here. Speaking of which, I should probably actually do something. I fire a Potion of Flares at one of the dragon things, killing it wit- ... no... I... I can't. ... Luckily for me, I don't think those turrets would mind if I destroyed them...
Wilson makes an amazing entrance with polarity rush on one of the stronger turrets for 79 THOUSAND damage! (19k base, +20% from anger, +15% damage from anger, *3 from Fayther. Wilson also has a level 8 alchemy, the Sparker. Not sure if that does anything though.)
I hop up to the top of the shaft, kicking any stupid buzzsaws out of the way with my barbed boots! If I die to this mask, let me body fall into the Snorlax's mouth; I DOUBT they can eat barbwire!
Oh and, sorry for any typos, my wrists are a bit sprayed-ish from falling yesterday.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I increase gravity on a hellkite dragon by a factor of ten, killing it.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $174
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 9/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 9/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 9/11
-Earth, DPRK-
Supreme Leader Marshal Kim Jong-un spent the day looking at a variety of objects of interest, as he did often.
X-EXTINCTION 40/40
The X-EXTINCTION is done!!! The X-Plague suddenly evolves drastically, mutating so it cannot be cured in any way without modpack (tm) official curing solution, which I send one copy of to the genetic/summon code of Generic's summon that he chooses to use it on. The percent of infection is much greater, with a 50% chance for players (nerf if need), 80% from an infected entity to its target, and 70% to go to an attacking entity. It also has a 25% chance to jump to a random entity on the field.
The pigmen attack Piono, using their new upgraded plague they are infected with. (GET REKT BOI)
I go up to the Hellkite dragons, and I show them the newest memes. The brand newest memes. Like, the rarest of pepes. And the top of keks. The dragons cannot comprehend the true nature of this attack. I also stick a syringe of the X-Plague, that I got from the mutation of the virus. I stick it in all dragons I can, hopefully getting one to a point where it can affect others. (Players and entities)
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Going to Remake it soon in the Actions + Pesters...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I see 11 Cyan Squad members that is in the Advanced-Professional Line and they do a All-out Attack at the Hellkite Dragon, Spamming 2x Power/Damage 2x Defence Slicing Bashing Stabbing Jabbing Burning Freezing Poisoning Withering Paralyzing Glitching etc. with their Different Weapons Items Equipment etc. but All of them Doesn't Work! then one of the Warriors of the Cyan Squad says Oh Sh- We have to Go now! RUN! and one of them placed the Anti-Hellkite Dragon Mininuk (a Nuke with a much smaller Explosion) on the Hellkite Dragon, then All jumped off the Tower with a Hole and do a Skydive and they use a Parachute to land safely, and i hide while i Hide in the Derbis/Walls/Coverage to Pester... (See his Reaction in the Pesterlog)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to I_G_U and +1 to Erelye
Pesterlog:
In BlueCyan's {BC} Server Pestering...
BlueCyan {BC} Does my handful of Squad Members Works?
MysticalBoy {MB} No...
{BC} Seriously?!?! That's it! i am Yelling at Sheila through the Other Serv- OW! What the Hell!?! is this is Unacessable?
{MB} that Stupid A.I... I had to Destroy this- Wait... Sheila cannot be Accessed as well.
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 14/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
You do know there are rules for Pesterchum handles. Well, mostly. Unless you're using Pchum 6.5, which doesn't in fact have restrictions. I guess you're using that.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
X-EXTINCTION 40/40
The X-EXTINCTION is done!!! The X-Plague suddenly evolves drastically, mutating so it cannot be cured in any way without modpack (tm) official curing solution, which I send one copy of to the genetic/summon code of Generic's summon that he chooses to use it on. The percent of infection is much greater, with a 50% chance for players (nerf if need), 80% from an infected entity to its target, and 70% to go to an attacking entity. It also has a 25% chance to jump to a random entity on the field.
The pigmen attack Fseftr, using their new upgraded plague they are infected with. (GET REKT BOI)
I go up to the Hellkite dragons, and I show them the newest memes. The brand newest memes. Like, the rarest of pepes. And the top of keks. The dragons cannot comprehend the true nature of this attack. I also stick a syringe of the X-Plague, that I got from the mutation of the virus. I stick it in all dragons I can, hopefully getting one to a point where it can affect others. (Players and entities)
The Everyman's immunity stays current because of how I defined it, which was X-Plague Immunity, not immunity to the current variant.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I summon every copy of Superman 64 ever and force the resulting ball of Superman 64 into a single Superman 64 cartridge. The resulting singularity of Superman 64 then projects a beam of pure Superman 64 into a Hellkite Dragon, dealing Superman 64 damage!
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Turn 2
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I summon the Souls of the Democracy Force, then Lord Dome knew the Hellkite Dragons are causing Chaos and contains Anarchy power. and he Fired the Democracy Beam at the Hellkite Dragons. however Flareon and her Democracy Pokemon are joining the struggle to send us some more Orders and Control against Chaos.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Taz (X-B-G-O-X) and +1 Paper
In BlueCyan's {BC} Server Pestering...
MysticalBoy {MB} Hello there Master
BlueCyan {BC} How do you get here?
{MB} Well there is a Really Bad Problem in this Area...
{BC} WHAT?!?!? How is this Happens?!?!
{MB} There is lots of Completely Overpowered Creative Required Creatures
{BC} Goddammit... I was Building a Cyan Squad Outpost Speak again Soon! also Defend one of my Favorite Characters like Wilson (Been a Friend for a long time after Talist shows me this) or Anything i dont know.
{MB} Got it!
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance: Look here for the Immunities.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 11/20
I finally reached the Darkest area in the Forest. 13/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 13/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Turn 3/3
The Hospitable Void -c STAR Turret x6 4/4 COMPLETE
Diamond Pane && Bottled Sensus && Crystal Ball = Screen Sensor 4/4 COMPLETE
Ea Core && Control Array && Focusing Array 3/?
Bedrock-Tipped Wand >Fine 1/6
Thaumonomitron >Fine 1/7
I preview Thaumonomitron && Essence of Knowledge and Thaumonomitron && Essence of Time.
+2 to Generic.
19/50
20/50
20/50
I summon up a piece of bread, infuse some Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence into it, and toss it to a random player or entity on Team Excavate.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
If anyone decides they want to join the IUPC, respond to Eric's to-everyone message and say that you would like to join the IUPC, and he'll let you join the meeting with those who took him up on his offer.
Hank charges up the stairs slightly, brings up the Emerald Nova after downing another potion of revival, and opens fire on the hellkite dragons, completely circumventing their immunity to bullets by instead dealing SoW damage.
It seems you've got lots of friends around here Wilson.
The TARDIS:
Eric frowns.
That thing looks like its been here a while...
If its really that powerful, its probably the reason this hill is mostly empty.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
+2 to Tazz (this is for the anti X-plague)
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
Logic Cannon Mass Heal: 2/10
Shield Generator: 5/30
Reality Cannon: 22/30
Movement Decad: 9/11
Large Motor: 3/5
Large Ray Gun: 2/5
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Wait. I need make something. Hey Generic!
Lothyra then requests for Generic to make Contact Lenses & Computer & Wireless Reciever.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I watch SCP-173
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $170
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 7/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 7/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 7/11
-HMAS Ship-
So, did anything interesting happen?
Yeah, actually...
Blue proceeds to summarize her conversation with Engie to Red, which he obviously already knew the contents of.
He said something about a dream... you can do some magic to recover those, right?
...Depends, but I can try... obliviscatur triginta minutes, memories lenis.
Huh, just lost my train of thought... so, shall we take off?
Sure.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (4/7)
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (7/7!)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (4/5)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I inspect The Boring Mind. Afterwards, I alchemize Houndius Shootius && Nightmare Fuel && Warded Cognitio Jar && Concentrated Oblivion Essence (1/???). Secondary turrets are obviously necessary.
I stare at the Hellkite Dragons. If my memory serves me correctly, the dragons are not immune to damage via psionics. As I stare at the dragons, amethyst energy pours out of the cracks on my Goggles of Revealing. Hah. The light grows brighter. I glow with an amethyst aura, crackling with pure psionic energy. I slowly remove the goggles from my eyes, muttering under my breath as I do so. As the purple lenses move away from my eyes, it becomes painfully obvious what is occurring. Assuming that you haven't already figured it out already. My eyes are a singular shade of violet, emanating the occasional bolt of electricity. I focus, seeing as I promised not to use Mind Honey quite some time ago. Besides, I'm not exactly an advocate of extreme mental agony, which is saying something, considering I have to constantly suffer through the voices of the imminently deceased, as well as the whisperings of the Other Gods, and the occasional mutterings from unknown sources which pervade my mind for no discernible reason. Regardless, it is not an enjoyable existence. My eyes, still pulsating amethyst, seem to be emitting a sizable amount of light, seeing as my eyes can no longer be seen beyond the particularly large veil of psionic magic. I continue to focus, trying to avert my attention as little as possible. It is extremely dangerous to do such things, given the possibility of sudden release. Suddenly, two monolithic optic blasts erupt from my eyes, each around four to five meters in diameter at their thickest points, accelerating towards the dragons. The faint smell of ozone is drowned out by the horrific stench of charred flesh, and melting armor. This is rather odd, considering the fact that it did not actually deal a point of heat-based damage. Several dragons lie upon the floor. Pardon me. The remnants of creatures that could once be identified as dragons lie upon the floor, hunks of charred flesh lying amongst pools of molten armor. Two messy holes have been blown through the opposite wall, straight to the outside server. Several other dragons appear to have had their nervous systems shut down by a variety of arcane emanations, disabling their ability to attack for as long as they remain affected by the blast, a time that could be ranged from ten hours to the rest of their natural lives. I blink several times, revealing the fact that my eyes have returned to their normal state, before sliding the Goggles of Revealing back over them. Not exactly something of note, but that is not a concern. Yet, of course. Actually, it might be a point of interest to test if somebody's psionic powers are amplified if they have their eyes gouged out. It would either provide less resistance for the optic blasts, or disable their ability to act as a psionic. Well, that, and I get sizable amounts of blood for some arcane testing. Another point of interest might be to see whether or not psionics can utilize optic blasts as a means of attack if they are blind. My tests have shown that it completely disables their ability to utilize optic blasts. For the blind, that is. Regarding those without eyes, the lack of eyes might supercharge the optic blasts with pain, or something of the sort.
Suddenly, I pull out The Illumination, and activate it.
Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea, approx. 13:54
My vision is immediately directed to the most important location on Earth. For me, of course. Knowledge is power, after all, and this city has a large amount of secrets. Most of those secrets cannot be seen by the eyes of the mundane, unfortunately. However, I can certainly try. The vision of the Illumination is immediately diverted to the infamous Pyongyang Metro, an underground subway system beneath the streets of Pyongyang, as was made evident by its name. The vision of the Illumination passes by a plethora of walls, before stopping abruptly. There does not appear to be anything special about this wall. The Illumination's sight delves directly through the wall. Ordinarily, this would be pointlessly frivolous. However, the vision shows a narrow, short hallway, ending at a heavy-looking dark gray stone door. Interesting. I immediately go through it with the Illumination. The area behind the door is rather spectacular. A cylindrical chamber heading downwards at least forty feet, before ceasing at some sort of pedestal at the bottom. The entirety of this vault is composed of the same heavy-looking dark stone as the door. Instead of traversing the unusually-stable looking spiral staircase down, I send the vision of the Illumination directly to the bottom, to sight what this vault is containing. Firstly, I note another slade doorway, presumably heading deeper into the vault. However, I carefully scrutinize the object atop the pedestal. It is an incredibly sharp sword, composed of some sort of maroon red. If my knowledge serves me correctly, this is adamantine. The handle of the sword is composed of some sort of smooth, black material. Suddenly, static begins to rim the edges of the Illumination's screen. Not even bothering to fight for control, I watch as the screen fades to black. Before the screen fully fades to black, I look upwards. Traversing downwards by means of the stairs are three men. One, a tall, older African American fellow who seems to radiate wisdom. The second, a man that can only be described as the Supreme Leader Marshal. The third, a tall, older white fellow who seems to project an invisible aura of badassery. My screen finally fades.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I drop a pile of lapis on a hellkite dragon.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $172
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 8/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 8/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 8/11
My name is Tempo, and as you'd be able to see if you stopped thinking I worked on your every whim, I'm busy. Do it yourself.
I casually turn one of my rings, and decide to do Lothyra half a favor.
I'm too occupied to make anything, as you can see, but I'll give you this.
I then toss the Turnspec Ringwear to Lothyra.
It's a computer, and honestly I don't feel like making your request. I'd do it. but as you can see, I'm busy.
I then use the Ring of Orbs Seerfold and summon the Minimiles, killing some hellkite dragons with Red damage, Mile damage, and Ring damage.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 43/50
Chris-Chan 8/50
(26 charges which I salvaged, which may or may not be useable depending on your response to Tazz)
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 7/10
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 2/11
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 10/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-8, Tazz-47, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Turn 3
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Going to Remake it soon in the Actions + Pesters...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I see 11 Cyan Squad members that is in the Advanced-Professional Line and they do a All-out Attack at the Hellkite Dragon, Spamming 2x Power/Damage 2x Defence Slicing Bashing Stabbing Jabbing Burning Freezing Poisoning Withering Paralyzing Glitching etc. with their Different Weapons Items Equipment etc. but All of them Doesn't Work! then one of the Warriors of the Cyan Squad says Oh Sh- We have to Go now! RUN! and one of them placed the Anti-Hellkite Dragon Mininuk (a Nuke with a much smaller Explosion) on the Hellkite Dragon, then All jumped off the Tower with a Hole and do a Skydive and they use a Parachute to land safely, and i hide while i Hide in the Derbis/Walls/Coverage to Pester... (See his Reaction in the Pesterlog)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to I_G_U and +1 to Erelye
Pesterlog:
In BlueCyan's {BC} Server Pestering...
BlueCyan {BC} Does my handful of Squad Members Works?
MysticalBoy {MB} No...
{BC} Seriously?!?! That's it! i am Yelling at Sheila through the Other Serv- OW! What the Hell!?! is this is Unacessable?
{MB} that Stupid A.I... I had to Destroy this- Wait... Sheila cannot be Accessed as well.
{BC} I am Calling my Friends to Chat with you...
{MB} What?!?
To be Continued...
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance: Look here for the Immunities.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 12/20
I see Rumia! 14/50 (Summoning F___d__ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 14/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
2/50 and 9/50 +2 to Non Existent Tazz
Go Breloom! Breloom, use Worry Seed! 'Sorlax's ability changed to insomnia!' (can't sleep) Breloom, now that its ability isn't immunity, use Toxic!
(I actually used a Breloom to tank during the Deoxys fight even though my guy was 30 levels lower and had a type disadvantage. Flash + Double Team + bright powder OP)
Commands:
- Fayther: Apply a violent memory to Wilson. SYNERGY! (Means he'll start out angry and thus deal more damage this first turn)
- Deck: Got the Ace of Spades, so, reshuffle! Next draw... 8 of Diamonds. That plus the Ace of Diamonds last turn means 20,000 damage + 6,000 per turn for 4 turns on one of the turrets.
Memories: | Violent | Happy | - | Happy | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 230$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 48/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia) && Hammerspace Pocket = Hammerstorage Room 3/11
Angler Knife && Keldeo hair (as its a water type) && judge's scales= Kelpie's Blade 2/8
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 4/7
I hope this isn't as stupid as I think it is... But... thanks for coming with me. At least I won't be alone. Oh, I almost forgot...
He quickly runs back into his store. After a few minutes, he comes back out wearing The Sparker and placing his Hosi-no-Tama into an ender pouch.
Alright, now I'm really ready. Lets... lets do this.
Eventually, he arrives at the tower, shining with emerald light. This must be the place. He also vaguely remembered this place being the tree of Yggdrasil before. How fitting. He had fought for the first time here, and now will fight for the last time here. He walks into the tower and starts to slink his way through the massive hoard of players that are all piled into the building. Seeing the staircase, he makes his way up it and enters the actual battle.
Whoah... that's... that's a lot of creatures. Not sure how I could expect anything else.
He glares over at Insert_Generic_Username/Tempo. He still remembers that.
You're... T-... uh... Tazz? I think? Well, I'm glad I have some support here. Speaking of which, I should probably actually do something. I fire a Potion of Flares at one of the dragon things, killing it wit- ... no... I... I can't. ... Luckily for me, I don't think those turrets would mind if I destroyed them...
Wilson makes an amazing entrance with polarity rush on one of the stronger turrets for 79 THOUSAND damage! (19k base, +20% from anger, +15% damage from anger, *3 from Fayther. Wilson also has a level 8 alchemy, the Sparker. Not sure if that does anything though.)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Courage
- State: +30
- Stress: 25% (+20% base, +5% from anger)
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I hop up to the top of the shaft, kicking any stupid buzzsaws out of the way with my barbed boots! If I die to this mask, let me body fall into the Snorlax's mouth; I DOUBT they can eat barbwire!
Oh and, sorry for any typos, my wrists are a bit sprayed-ish from falling yesterday.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!

Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I increase gravity on a hellkite dragon by a factor of ten, killing it.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $174
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 9/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 9/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 9/11
-Earth, DPRK-
Supreme Leader Marshal Kim Jong-un spent the day looking at a variety of objects of interest, as he did often.
Relevant: http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/
Unknown Entity: 47/50
Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor (Level 7: 6/8)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 6/10)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = Highblood Memeblade 10/11 (Generic'd +6)
Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = Onyx Obol 4/5
+2 to Irecreeper
X-EXTINCTION 40/40
The X-EXTINCTION is done!!! The X-Plague suddenly evolves drastically, mutating so it cannot be cured in any way without modpack (tm) official curing solution, which I send one copy of to the genetic/summon code of Generic's summon that he chooses to use it on. The percent of infection is much greater, with a 50% chance for players (nerf if need), 80% from an infected entity to its target, and 70% to go to an attacking entity. It also has a 25% chance to jump to a random entity on the field.
The pigmen attack Piono, using their new upgraded plague they are infected with. (GET REKT BOI)
I go up to the Hellkite dragons, and I show them the newest memes. The brand newest memes. Like, the rarest of pepes. And the top of keks. The dragons cannot comprehend the true nature of this attack. I also stick a syringe of the X-Plague, that I got from the mutation of the virus. I stick it in all dragons I can, hopefully getting one to a point where it can affect others. (Players and entities)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
You do know there are rules for Pesterchum handles. Well, mostly. Unless you're using Pchum 6.5, which doesn't in fact have restrictions. I guess you're using that.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
stupid glitch editor grumble grumble
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
The Everyman's immunity stays current because of how I defined it, which was X-Plague Immunity, not immunity to the current variant.
/sortofnull
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
+2 to Generic (this is for the anti X-plague)
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
Logic Cannon Mass Heal: 3/10
Shield Generator: 6/30
Reality Cannon: 23/30
Movement Decad: 10/11
Large Motor: 4/5
Large Ray Gun: 3/5
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Sorry. I didn't see you were busy. But thanks for the ring.
Lothyra pockets the Turnspec Ringwear.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
((Psst. Gutza. I'm not bloody giving this to you, I don't know how to, and I only got it from Modpack. Plus him, why don't you?)) /null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Expunger (3/11?)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium && Creation Majyyks = CJK's Creator (2/11?)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (11/11)
Action
I summon every copy of Superman 64 ever and force the resulting ball of Superman 64 into a single Superman 64 cartridge. The resulting singularity of Superman 64 then projects a beam of pure Superman 64 into a Hellkite Dragon, dealing Superman 64 damage!