X-B-G-O-X (1/30) (If you already hate the X-Plague, put charge into this.)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 10/10) Heck yes. Hopefully it retains the Glitch-Proofness.
With that done...Well, I need it to actually fit and wrap around. Void Proof-Armor && (Moorblade Frame && Fabrico Essentia) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). The frame includes the rotating 'steering' ring I told you about before, but otherwise is very little to mention: It's the framework of the Moorblade, nothing more nor less, having no particular special properties that I am aware of.
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 8/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 8/9)
As I did obtain it earlier in mining it out...I inspect Hellkite Armor Shards, Hellkite Scale, and Shelia's AI core (Shelia was interegrated with the armor, was she not? Therefore, the armor's destruction (which had to happen as per my attack that got me the Hellkite scale) meant that she could be isolated from the armor and removed). I'd also like levels for each.
Running out of time, I quickly use Uncloseable on the dastardly Hellkites, having the Horrorterrors attack them with Grimdark damage. Plain and simple. I also test out various fire modes upon the Omega Turrets via my newly-aquired Mythos.
I spot Wilson in the tower. "Oh, you're joining the battle, friend? Huh...Didn't think you were going to do that, honestly, but I don't disagree with the choice at this stage. With everything that's been going on, I'd be hard-pressed to think of reasons to entertain the use of a whole world as a cage any further...Welcome to the team, for now. Don't overexert yourself, I'll keep stuff off of your back if you need to take 10, K?"
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I Strike a Hellkite Dragon with a Saxxy, (That turns into Gold) but it knows it is Bludgeon Damage. but it sees some Gold where i Hit it, then it is Turning into the Gold and it slowly Moves because of the Legs being stopped due to Gold generating in it's Blood and it is Permanently turned into a Gold and i Smelted it for some Gold Blocks and sell it for Cash It is Gold Damage
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) I Duplicate a Potion of Regeneration III, then i Voted all the Futarama Characters, then i +1 Taz and +1 Talist.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=[/b]
=CHARGE=[/b]
-39 / 50- Spin2Win
-25 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
[/b]After going through a lengthy sidequest to get a Pokeflute from a mansion, I use a Pokeflute on Snorlax, playing it with moderate skill.
If Snorlax is unable to be removed via Music, I use CHAIRNOVA on Snorlax.
=LIMBO=
[/b]But of course. I investigate the cavern, equipping several mirrors to increase my FOV. Weapons are at the ready, as usual.
=COMMAND=[/b]
>Isaac: Use the Deck of Cards! For reals!
I hop on a turret and augment it with my volcanic turretgloves. As in, I create icyfire turrets on top of the regular turret, and spray icy, firy bullets into the above shaft. Then I equip the Cosmic Fedora and launch a dual solar luna blast, the dual energies reacting and opposing each other, releasing crazy amounts of energy, that a miniature rip in space appears. I focus with the fedora, controlling the rip to designate where the other side appears. And it shows up right under the Snorlax. The bullets are sucked in, and spat out right under the Snorlax, showering it with icy, fiery and bullety damage.
Alchemies:
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes (4/8)
I fire the Narrative Assaulter at a Hellkite Dragon, hopefully dealing Plot Damage.
I then heal vthe PvP Elites.
The Bearger, feeling hungry, takes out a copy of The Summoned Entity's Guide to the Different Dishes of the Multiverse, and looks for snorlax recepies. A snorlax is best prepared by dropping it a long distance, and then roasting it in chili sauce. The Bearger takes out a TM of Wake-Up Slap, learns the move, and jumps down onto the snorlax. It gets ready to slap the Sleeping Pokemon, hopefully waking it up and dropping it a long distance.
The Dragonfly flies towards a 0mega Turret, but notices some nasty plague sheninigans and retreats.
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Expunger (2/11?)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium (the entirety of the Unihan database as a book) && Creation Majyyks = CJK's Creator (1/11?) (I'm hoping this will function similarly to Arcum Os.)
I begin to create random things with Sacra Geometria that are moving at high speeds towards the Omega Turrets. I summon a fluorite statue of Michael Rosen, a typewriter with a piece of paper appearing to be a typewritten version of Burston's Sorrow inserted into it, a vat of fluoroantimonic acid, a morbidly obese man in an outfit resembling that of a racist hate group with a Star of David pendant around his neck who is also incredibly enraged at the turrets, a giant effigy of the fifteenth letter of the ISO basic Latin alphabet appearing as a circle in most typographical styles, a syringe containing turret-eating bacteria, a pizza-selling establishment named Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria that is different from the setting of the popular game Five Nights at Freddy's and its sequels, a copy of an old book with the cover of the First Folio and the content of Nineteen Eighty-Four, a hairbrush with the inscription "ROFLCOPTER", a golem made of Superman 64 cartridges, a wave of nothing, a wave of palladium statues of the Wizard of Yendor which all appear to be statues of commercial at signs, a musical score titled "Ride of the OMGJets" and 31,415,926,535 paper cutouts of the sixteenth letter of the Greek alphabet representing the voiceless bilabial stop or plosive or the transcendental number beginning with 3.141592.
"I see you dragons attacked my troops. I see you have massive health bars. I see you took some retaliatory damage. I also see that you failed to read the conditions of the retaliatory damage."
The conditions of my retaliation damage shield appear in the air. A particular line is bolded.
...having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle...
"I warned you, bro. I warned you about attacking my troops."
The damage values from before appear above the Hellkite Dragon's collective heads. They linger just long enough for the Hellkite Dragons to click as to what's going on.
"Heh."
The damage sustained by all of the Hellkite Dragons skyrockets, shooting from 103000 damage to ALMOST A DOZEN TIMES MORE HP THAN A SINGLE ONE NORMALLY HAS, due to the way percentile damage works. (Hint: This kills MANY of them.) A significant number of the Hellkite Dragons suddenly become completely decimated, their body parts flying everywhere as a result of EXTREME OVERKILL! Even if they try to adapt to the retaliation damage, another line flashes:
...being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts...
Thus, they fail to adapt to the retaliation damage. I give an evil laugh, mocking the dragons.
"YOU FAILED TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, AND YOU PAYED THE PRICE!"
I then charge into close quarters combat, devouring a Hellkite Dragon whole, alive, and screaming. Another Hellkite Dragon withers away from the inside outwards, the armor clattering to the ground where the Hellkite Dragon used to stand. When someone tries to intervene on the grounds that I had already attacked, my drone turns and cracks a mouthless smile.
"That bit earlier wasn't me attacking. They did that to themselves. I just brought it up for them."
My drone turns back to the Hellkite Dragons.
"Now, class, have you learned today's lessons? To recap: READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU DECIDE TO ATTACK, AND NEVER. ANGER. A GOD."
"CAREFUL, YOU'RE GOING MAD WITH POWER AGAIN. AND I DON'T MEAN REGULAR MAD, I MEAN A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL OF MAD."
"Of course I'm going mad with power. Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you."
Guys, protect the Logic Cannon. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE against many SCPs. Zoidberg, use this thing called Megaversal on it.
Zoidberg uses Megaversal on the Logic Cannon, healing it. If that does not work, he heals it normally with Universal Power instead. Bender unleashes [REDACTED]slayer, killing dragons with Rock music damage. Amy rams her hoverboard into a dragon, killing it with Hoverboard damage. Fry unleashes his lack of a delta brainwave at the dragons, killing them with Lack-Of-Delta-Brainwave damage. Farnsworth starts blathering to the Dragons in a senile, old-person way, killing them with Senior damage. Leela does an epic karate kick on a dragon, killing with with karate damage. All of the Futurama Gang will bodyguard the Logic Cannon, taking damage for it. Now, the Logic Cannon itself fires at SCP-682. If that is dead, it fires at SCP-173. If that is dead, it fires at SCP-2317. The SCPs are anomalous and reality warping. The Logic Cannon has Scranton Reality Anchors (which are most effective against SCPs). Results are predictable. The DOOP attack craft attack the Omega Turrets. The DOOP Destroyers use Ray Gun Barrage on the dragons, killing them with Barrage damage. Zapp Brannigan, in a fit of stupidity, launches himself through a missile tube at the dragons, killing them with Brannigan damage. For once his dumb idea actually worked... ONLY IN DESTROY THE GODMODDER EVERYONE! He is then picked up by a spacecraft and returns to the Nimbus (this was the Nimbus's action this turn). From now on until the Nimbus is dead, the Futurama Gate will summon either 20 DOOP Attack Craft or 1 DOOP Destroyer per turn.
==Excavate==
Lothyra looks at the Snorlax.
Meh. It seems that Crystal has already woken it up.
I take the golden molitof and teleport it inside a hellkite dragon. it activates extreme metal poisioning and since I feel like it I torture the hellkites with TERRIBLE FANFICS.
5 damage to omega turrets and Hellkite dragons for every HA. 10 damage for every MWA. 20 damage for every h 40 damage for every s.
so then I hook the hellkites up to a machine where they were feeded a knowledge of all TV shows. I then reveal all of the spoilers. This literally blows their minds , killing them. Gravity falls and Steven universe had quite the death count.
NOTE: if one of the attacks fails. I will move to the next one. for every Hellkite dragon killed in this post : I get one Hellkite soul, their armor, and a pair of Hellkite claws. After the attack. I equip these and gain the immunities of the hellkite dragons. I then use this to attack the omega turret
The Chaos Shard creates a pack of six Chaos Beasts (same stats as before), who attack entities randomly.
these things... they're used by rich/\rd to destroy overpowered entities. like chuck norris. this one is prob/\bly /\n e/\rlier prototype or something. we might w/\nt to st/\y out of its r/\nge.
Well, I obviously use a PokeFlute to get the Snorlax to just, you know, move out of the way. If this has already been done then instead I'll just meta my way into the files for our characters and change our Type to "Ghost", making us immune to the Giant Snorlax.
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (3/7)
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (6/7)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (3/5)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I suddenly draw a wand of intertwined hawthorn and some odd pale white crystal. The most notable feature of the rod is likely the crystallized Ghast Tear at the top of the rod. Such a weapon would usually be utilized for frost magic. However, I am capable of manipulating the inherent magic of the thing to form a far more deadly weapon. Or, at the very least, I think I am. Regardless, I desire to test out a bit of research I did regarding the nature of the crystals within the Outer Lands. As such, I wave the wand through the air. Heat is slowly drained from the room, until the sheer presence of the rod appears to drain bodily heat, piercing through the dragons' armor, inducing pangs of chilled pain throughout their every movement. Obviously, the dragons are incapable of being harmed by frost damage. That would be ridiculous. This is merely gathering energy. I find the vast majority of my spells and weapons are endothermic, to some extent. Crystalline structures begin to grow in the darkest corners of the room, occasionally shimmering with a fell light, as if entrapping ancient secrets not meant to be comprehended. I flick the rod once more, staring at the Hellkite Dragons stoically. Nothing appears to occur. On the outside, of course. Internally, things are not nearly so obfuscated. At the current moment, the Dragons are suffering from a specifically-designed arcane curse. Slowly, their bones turn to crystal, splintering under the impressive weight of the actual body of the dragons. This lack of bodily structure would ordinarily kill the opposition instantly, but I am not nearly so certain. As such, I wait. The crumpled forms of the afflicted dragons are slowly mutilated as sharpened crystalline structures puncture holes through their hides and armor. The precious blood of the foul dragons spills to the floor, frothing and pooling together. As this occurs, the blood crystallizes as well. I ignore any pleading screams of any sorts from the dragons. There is no room for ethics in this Trial. Soon enough, the flesh and bone of the dragons affected by my curse have transformed completely to crystal, leaving only the still-beating hearts of the creatures remaining. Slowly, the occult affliction spreads down the arteries and veins, creeping towards the heart, which is currently glowing with the collective essence of the dragon's energy, confined to a singular organ. The crystallization process abruptly ceases. Suddenly, the crystalline statues are blown to pieces by a blast of psionic energy. Shards of crystal rain upon the being's within the room, along with a thick smog of crystalline powder. When the dust settles, nothing is left of the statues, save large amounts of shards and powder. I advise you do not take any of it. While it is rather valuable, it is likely cursed. Hah. I toss the rod towards another dragon, and proceed to telekinetically accelerate it to a point in which it pierces the armor and hide of the creature, before vaporizing itself, and the dragon with it.
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I "heal" the Hellkite dragons. I heal them of all their worries and fears, they won't even have to fight anymore--THE PILLOW I'M HODING IS UNREALATED OKAY!! Because I completely and entirely heal the Hellkite dragons, they cease to exist. Why? The only living thing that is completely problem less does not exist at all. If that fails, then I use creepiness and metaphor damage to kill Almost all of the hellkite dragons at once. The attack activates one more attack, accidental creepiness .
+2 to Generic.
18/50
19/50(+1 from Erelye)
19/50(+1 from Erelye)
I pull out the Crystalantholocore and shape magic around it into a medigun form, then channel its natural aura into a reasonable facsimile of a medibeam pointed at myself.
I take out Lil' Cal, who curses the Omega Turrets. I then use the Pale Valve to hit the Omega Turrets, and smack some Hellkite Dragons to deal twitching damage, confusion damage, and randomness damage.
I then check on Rafflesia. All's well, and I prepare to deploy.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 40/50
Chris-Chan 7/50
(26 charges which I salvaged, which may or may not be useable depending on your response to Tazz)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 9/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-8, Tazz-47, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Dude. It has literally been 4 turns. How have you somehow gotten frustrated THAT QUICKLY?
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Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Beloved Head (17/20) (Isaac Aid.) (Generic'd x2)
X-B-G-O-X (1/30) (If you already hate the X-Plague, put charge into this.)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 10/10) Heck yes. Hopefully it retains the Glitch-Proofness.
With that done...Well, I need it to actually fit and wrap around. Void Proof-Armor && (Moorblade Frame && Fabrico Essentia) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). The frame includes the rotating 'steering' ring I told you about before, but otherwise is very little to mention: It's the framework of the Moorblade, nothing more nor less, having no particular special properties that I am aware of.
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 8/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 8/9)
As I did obtain it earlier in mining it out...I inspect Hellkite Armor Shards, Hellkite Scale, and Shelia's AI core (Shelia was interegrated with the armor, was she not? Therefore, the armor's destruction (which had to happen as per my attack that got me the Hellkite scale) meant that she could be isolated from the armor and removed). I'd also like levels for each.
Running out of time, I quickly use Uncloseable on the dastardly Hellkites, having the Horrorterrors attack them with Grimdark damage. Plain and simple. I also test out various fire modes upon the Omega Turrets via my newly-aquired Mythos.
I spot Wilson in the tower. "Oh, you're joining the battle, friend? Huh...Didn't think you were going to do that, honestly, but I don't disagree with the choice at this stage. With everything that's been going on, I'd be hard-pressed to think of reasons to entertain the use of a whole world as a cage any further...Welcome to the team, for now. Don't overexert yourself, I'll keep stuff off of your back if you need to take 10, K?"
I bop myself with the Panacea Staff, healing me. I summon up a symphony orchestra and get them to join in with Crystalcat's music.
Alchemies:
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes (3/8)
Molten Turretgloves && Cresentcrackers && Sol's Hands && Frostbiters (2/10)
Crystal Bird Suit && Turrets && Spiky Shoulder Pads (2/8)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 27/32 (+1 from Talist)
Deluxe Cannonfire 26/40 (+1 from Talist)
+2 to Talist!
What?
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I Strike a Hellkite Dragon with a Saxxy, (That turns into Gold) but it knows it is Bludgeon Damage. but it sees some Gold where i Hit it, then it is Turning into the Gold and it slowly Moves because of the Legs being stopped due to Gold generating in it's Blood and it is Permanently turned into a Gold and i Smelted it for some Gold Blocks and sell it for Cash It is Gold Damage
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) I Duplicate a Potion of Regeneration III, then i Voted all the Futarama Characters, then i +1 Taz and +1 Talist.
Connected to BlueCyan's {BC} Server!
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance: Look here for the Immunities.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 10/20
I walked closer into the Forest and it is getting Darker. 12/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 12/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
=TURN ONE=[/b]
=CHARGE=[/b]
-39 / 50- Spin2Win
-25 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
[/b]After going through a lengthy sidequest to get a Pokeflute from a mansion, I use a Pokeflute on Snorlax, playing it with moderate skill.
If Snorlax is unable to be removed via Music, I use CHAIRNOVA on Snorlax.
=LIMBO=
[/b]But of course. I investigate the cavern, equipping several mirrors to increase my FOV. Weapons are at the ready, as usual.
=COMMAND=[/b]
>Isaac: Use the Deck of Cards! For reals!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I hop on a turret and augment it with my volcanic turretgloves. As in, I create icyfire turrets on top of the regular turret, and spray icy, firy bullets into the above shaft. Then I equip the Cosmic Fedora and launch a dual solar luna blast, the dual energies reacting and opposing each other, releasing crazy amounts of energy, that a miniature rip in space appears. I focus with the fedora, controlling the rip to designate where the other side appears. And it shows up right under the Snorlax. The bullets are sucked in, and spat out right under the Snorlax, showering it with icy, fiery and bullety damage.
Alchemies:
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes (4/8)
Molten Turretgloves && Cresentcrackers && Sol's Hands && Frostbiters (3/10)
Crystal Bird Suit && Turrets && Spiky Shoulder Pads (3/8)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 28/32
Deluxe Cannonfire 27/40.
What?
Post III
I fire the Narrative Assaulter at a Hellkite Dragon, hopefully dealing Plot Damage.
I then heal vthe PvP Elites.
The Bearger, feeling hungry, takes out a copy of The Summoned Entity's Guide to the Different Dishes of the Multiverse, and looks for snorlax recepies. A snorlax is best prepared by dropping it a long distance, and then roasting it in chili sauce. The Bearger takes out a TM of Wake-Up Slap, learns the move, and jumps down onto the snorlax. It gets ready to slap the Sleeping Pokemon, hopefully waking it up and dropping it a long distance.
The Dragonfly flies towards a 0mega Turret, but notices some nasty plague sheninigans and retreats.
0rb of Reality 7/11
Codex Phobia 4/6
Permafrost 9/10
Zombot 38/40
Cable Insulation 3/10
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Expunger (2/11?)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium (the entirety of the Unihan database as a book) && Creation Majyyks = CJK's Creator (1/11?) (I'm hoping this will function similarly to Arcum Os.)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (10/11)
Action
I begin to create random things with Sacra Geometria that are moving at high speeds towards the Omega Turrets. I summon a fluorite statue of Michael Rosen, a typewriter with a piece of paper appearing to be a typewritten version of Burston's Sorrow inserted into it, a vat of fluoroantimonic acid, a morbidly obese man in an outfit resembling that of a racist hate group with a Star of David pendant around his neck who is also incredibly enraged at the turrets, a giant effigy of the fifteenth letter of the ISO basic Latin alphabet appearing as a circle in most typographical styles, a syringe containing turret-eating bacteria, a pizza-selling establishment named Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria that is different from the setting of the popular game Five Nights at Freddy's and its sequels, a copy of an old book with the cover of the First Folio and the content of Nineteen Eighty-Four, a hairbrush with the inscription "ROFLCOPTER", a golem made of Superman 64 cartridges, a wave of nothing, a wave of palladium statues of the Wizard of Yendor which all appear to be statues of commercial at signs, a musical score titled "Ride of the OMGJets" and 31,415,926,535 paper cutouts of the sixteenth letter of the Greek alphabet representing the voiceless bilabial stop or plosive or the transcendental number beginning with 3.141592.
"I see you dragons attacked my troops. I see you have massive health bars. I see you took some retaliatory damage. I also see that you failed to read the conditions of the retaliatory damage."
The conditions of my retaliation damage shield appear in the air. A particular line is bolded.
...having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle...
"I warned you, bro. I warned you about attacking my troops."
The damage values from before appear above the Hellkite Dragon's collective heads. They linger just long enough for the Hellkite Dragons to click as to what's going on.
"Heh."
The damage sustained by all of the Hellkite Dragons skyrockets, shooting from 103000 damage to ALMOST A DOZEN TIMES MORE HP THAN A SINGLE ONE NORMALLY HAS, due to the way percentile damage works. (Hint: This kills MANY of them.) A significant number of the Hellkite Dragons suddenly become completely decimated, their body parts flying everywhere as a result of EXTREME OVERKILL! Even if they try to adapt to the retaliation damage, another line flashes:
...being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts...
Thus, they fail to adapt to the retaliation damage. I give an evil laugh, mocking the dragons.
"YOU FAILED TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, AND YOU PAYED THE PRICE!"
I then charge into close quarters combat, devouring a Hellkite Dragon whole, alive, and screaming. Another Hellkite Dragon withers away from the inside outwards, the armor clattering to the ground where the Hellkite Dragon used to stand. When someone tries to intervene on the grounds that I had already attacked, my drone turns and cracks a mouthless smile.
"That bit earlier wasn't me attacking. They did that to themselves. I just brought it up for them."
My drone turns back to the Hellkite Dragons.
"Now, class, have you learned today's lessons? To recap: READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU DECIDE TO ATTACK, AND NEVER. ANGER. A GOD."
"CAREFUL, YOU'RE GOING MAD WITH POWER AGAIN. AND I DON'T MEAN REGULAR MAD, I MEAN A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL OF MAD."
"Of course I'm going mad with power. Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+2 to Tazz (this is for the anti X-plague)
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
Logic Cannon Mass Heal: 1/10
Shield Generator: 4/30
Reality Cannon: 21/30 (+2 from Tazz)
Movement Decad: 8/11
Large Motor: 2/5
Meh. I'm cancelling the plasma gun.
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
Over a commlink...
Guys, protect the Logic Cannon. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE against many SCPs. Zoidberg, use this thing called Megaversal on it.
Zoidberg uses Megaversal on the Logic Cannon, healing it. If that does not work, he heals it normally with Universal Power instead. Bender unleashes [REDACTED]slayer, killing dragons with Rock music damage. Amy rams her hoverboard into a dragon, killing it with Hoverboard damage. Fry unleashes his lack of a delta brainwave at the dragons, killing them with Lack-Of-Delta-Brainwave damage. Farnsworth starts blathering to the Dragons in a senile, old-person way, killing them with Senior damage. Leela does an epic karate kick on a dragon, killing with with karate damage. All of the Futurama Gang will bodyguard the Logic Cannon, taking damage for it. Now, the Logic Cannon itself fires at SCP-682. If that is dead, it fires at SCP-173. If that is dead, it fires at SCP-2317. The SCPs are anomalous and reality warping. The Logic Cannon has Scranton Reality Anchors (which are most effective against SCPs). Results are predictable. The DOOP attack craft attack the Omega Turrets. The DOOP Destroyers use Ray Gun Barrage on the dragons, killing them with Barrage damage. Zapp Brannigan, in a fit of stupidity, launches himself through a missile tube at the dragons, killing them with Brannigan damage. For once his dumb idea actually worked... ONLY IN DESTROY THE GODMODDER EVERYONE! He is then picked up by a spacecraft and returns to the Nimbus (this was the Nimbus's action this turn). From now on until the Nimbus is dead, the Futurama Gate will summon either 20 DOOP Attack Craft or 1 DOOP Destroyer per turn.
==Excavate==
Lothyra looks at the Snorlax.
Meh. It seems that Crystal has already woken it up.
She then alchemizes Ray Gun -O Enlarge.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I take the golden molitof and teleport it inside a hellkite dragon. it activates extreme metal poisioning and since I feel like it I torture the hellkites with TERRIBLE FANFICS.
5 damage to omega turrets and Hellkite dragons for every HA. 10 damage for every MWA. 20 damage for every h 40 damage for every s.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHMWAHHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHHhshshaHAHAHAhaAhAHHAhaHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAmmmmm
so then I hook the hellkites up to a machine where they were feeded a knowledge of all TV shows. I then reveal all of the spoilers. This literally blows their minds , killing them. Gravity falls and Steven universe had quite the death count.
NOTE: if one of the attacks fails. I will move to the next one. for every Hellkite dragon killed in this post : I get one Hellkite soul, their armor, and a pair of Hellkite claws. After the attack. I equip these and gain the immunities of the hellkite dragons. I then use this to attack the omega turret
I take a shard of Yggdrasil for further analysis.
The Chaos Shard creates a pack of six Chaos Beasts (same stats as before), who attack entities randomly.
these things... they're used by rich/\rd to destroy overpowered entities. like chuck norris. this one is prob/\bly /\n e/\rlier prototype or something. we might w/\nt to st/\y out of its r/\nge.
Oh no
1ST POST
Well, I obviously use a PokeFlute to get the Snorlax to just, you know, move out of the way. If this has already been done then instead I'll just meta my way into the files for our characters and change our Type to "Ghost", making us immune to the Giant Snorlax.
He scream
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (3/7)
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (6/7)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (3/5)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I suddenly draw a wand of intertwined hawthorn and some odd pale white crystal. The most notable feature of the rod is likely the crystallized Ghast Tear at the top of the rod. Such a weapon would usually be utilized for frost magic. However, I am capable of manipulating the inherent magic of the thing to form a far more deadly weapon. Or, at the very least, I think I am. Regardless, I desire to test out a bit of research I did regarding the nature of the crystals within the Outer Lands. As such, I wave the wand through the air. Heat is slowly drained from the room, until the sheer presence of the rod appears to drain bodily heat, piercing through the dragons' armor, inducing pangs of chilled pain throughout their every movement. Obviously, the dragons are incapable of being harmed by frost damage. That would be ridiculous. This is merely gathering energy. I find the vast majority of my spells and weapons are endothermic, to some extent. Crystalline structures begin to grow in the darkest corners of the room, occasionally shimmering with a fell light, as if entrapping ancient secrets not meant to be comprehended. I flick the rod once more, staring at the Hellkite Dragons stoically. Nothing appears to occur. On the outside, of course. Internally, things are not nearly so obfuscated. At the current moment, the Dragons are suffering from a specifically-designed arcane curse. Slowly, their bones turn to crystal, splintering under the impressive weight of the actual body of the dragons. This lack of bodily structure would ordinarily kill the opposition instantly, but I am not nearly so certain. As such, I wait. The crumpled forms of the afflicted dragons are slowly mutilated as sharpened crystalline structures puncture holes through their hides and armor. The precious blood of the foul dragons spills to the floor, frothing and pooling together. As this occurs, the blood crystallizes as well. I ignore any pleading screams of any sorts from the dragons. There is no room for ethics in this Trial. Soon enough, the flesh and bone of the dragons affected by my curse have transformed completely to crystal, leaving only the still-beating hearts of the creatures remaining. Slowly, the occult affliction spreads down the arteries and veins, creeping towards the heart, which is currently glowing with the collective essence of the dragon's energy, confined to a singular organ. The crystallization process abruptly ceases. Suddenly, the crystalline statues are blown to pieces by a blast of psionic energy. Shards of crystal rain upon the being's within the room, along with a thick smog of crystalline powder. When the dust settles, nothing is left of the statues, save large amounts of shards and powder. I advise you do not take any of it. While it is rather valuable, it is likely cursed. Hah. I toss the rod towards another dragon, and proceed to telekinetically accelerate it to a point in which it pierces the armor and hide of the creature, before vaporizing itself, and the dragon with it.
I "heal" the Hellkite dragons. I heal them of all their worries and fears, they won't even have to fight anymore--THE PILLOW I'M HODING IS UNREALATED OKAY!! Because I completely and entirely heal the Hellkite dragons, they cease to exist. Why? The only living thing that is completely problem less does not exist at all. If that fails, then I use creepiness and metaphor damage to kill Almost all of the hellkite dragons at once. The attack activates one more attack, accidental creepiness .
UBGF: 3/11
Been a while since a HOSTILE entity has appeared....
I throw an H at OBLIVION.
I throw the word Damage at some Dragons.
I THROW... PURPLE MEN TO... DISABLE THE ROBOT... MASTERS....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Turn 2/3
The Hospitable Void -c STAR Turret x6 3/4
Diamond Pane && Bottled Sensus && Crystal Ball = Screen Sensor 3/4
Ea Core && Control Array && Focusing Array 2/?
+2 to Generic.
18/50
19/50(+1 from Erelye)
19/50(+1 from Erelye)
I pull out the Crystalantholocore and shape magic around it into a medigun form, then channel its natural aura into a reasonable facsimile of a medibeam pointed at myself.
If the Snorlax didn't wake up from my past Pokéflute use, I play it again, Sam. (References!)
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I take out Lil' Cal, who curses the Omega Turrets. I then use the Pale Valve to hit the Omega Turrets, and smack some Hellkite Dragons to deal twitching damage, confusion damage, and randomness damage.
I then check on Rafflesia. All's well, and I prepare to deploy.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 40/50
Chris-Chan 7/50
(26 charges which I salvaged, which may or may not be useable depending on your response to Tazz)
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 6/10
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 1/11
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 9/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-8, Tazz-47, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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About 2317:
1: First off, the weakness was supposed to start out undiscovered, but whatever.
2: Can you elaborate on the stats of it for everyone? Its statblock looks a little confusing.
3: Remember that SCP-2317 can summon other SCPs through the random SCP button.
/null
Post III
I use The Stinger to snipe SCP-076-2
I then ask Split why he attacked Kid Radd.
Permafrost Complete!
Torchwand && Endothermic Fire
0rb of Reality 8/11
Codex Phobia 5/6
Zombot 38/40
Cable Insulation 4/10