The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
2/50 and 10/50 +2 to Non Existent Tazz
At first, I didn't know what the X-plauge was. But, now that I know it's Modpack being a jerk, I'll do something about it. Spending a 50 post charge from Wilson's shop!
I use the Staff of Ysera to drop large emeralds on the Cool-Aid man.
Commands:
- Fayther: Long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory
- Deck: I pulled the four of clubs, which does nothing against the dragons.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds, four of clubs
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 232$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50, B: 50/50 BOTH SPENT IF NEEDED (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 6$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Angler Knife && Keldeo hair (as its a water type) && judge's scales= Kelpie's Blade 3/8
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 5/7
The 50/50 post charge that's been slowly building up in Wilson's store thanks mostly to Fseftr SPENT! And if that doesn't work, then I say screw it and spend my OTHER 50 post charge that I had saved up for Wilson's special surprise, my uses of the Potion Supply and Glitch Wrench, some random potions from Wilson's shop, AND Wilson's actual turn on this. If that happens, it doesn't matter what Modpack says about the plague. 100 posts + 2 spoils of war + about 10 posts worth of potions + the action of a 50 post entity > 97 posts.
I'll make a few assumptions about this disease. First, it is probably spread via bodily fluids, such as blood. This would explain why it spreads via attacks and death. Seconds, I'm assuming it actually is a biological disease. Which it probably is because Modpack said "I unleash the X-VIRUS, infecting each individual component of the gatekeeper with a horrible virus that will slowly deplete it's health!"
There... there's sickness in the air... I can help with this! At least, I think I can, and that's half the battle right there. So, lets do this.
Wilson digs for a few moments through his Ender Pouch and then takes out a syringe.
I'm sorry, but it will only hurt for a moment...
He flings the syringe gravitationally into Amy's arm, drawing a blood sample. But, to make up for it he also splashes her with a potion of Critmist II.
I've got it... I must cure this! I must!
He leaps out of the main battle area and sets the syringe down and starts to study it carefully through The Grid. Very carefully, he destroys bits of the blood via laser like bursts of light, leaving just the virus serum. Reaching back into his ender pouch, he pulls out his Hosi-No-Tama as well.
Come on... I really need a miracle here... Maybe... just maybe... yes, yes! I can fix this!
Wilson downs a Potion of Scratch II to give him more time to act. He also takes a potion of fortune because hey, maybe it will apply to general luck. With Inari's power plus his own, Wilson starts looking at every possible angle at the virus, even ones that the normal person literally cannot comprehend, Wilson starts to learn every single facet of it. He sees everything about it, every tiny movement of RNA, every attack on host cells, every mis-copy that makes viruses normally so unpredictable. Then, he's got it. Not any foreign solution. The virus is too evolved for that. Instead, he will make his own version of the virus. Just make one tiny change. Rather than attacking host cells to produce more of them, have it attack the other X-Plague virus. It will wipe out the contamination, won't cause any harm, and then kill itself off neatly. Moving with extreme care under the power of ONE HUNDRED FREAKING POSTS, Wilson alters the virus to do that. To finish off, he flings the serum up into the air and strikes it with a powerful bolt of electricity, vaporizing the solution and spreading it across the room to be inhaled.
Heh... that felt nice...
I use the Glitch Wrench from down below to both transport a healing potion up to aid in the recovery and empower the new anti-plague plague.
(Sure, its a stretch and would never work in reality, but so is saying "oh, it suddenly is unstoppable, lol." And Twin, please tell me if I have to spend all 100 posts on that or if I can hold onto 50 for Wilson's surprise later.)
If Wilson still has time to act, he can't kill any dragons, so he'll just rest.
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (4/11)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium (the entirety of the Unihan database as a book) && Creation Majyyks = Arcus Orientum (3/11)
(SCP-1334 Essence && Far East Octet) || QBU-88 designated marksman rifle = Numerologist's Octetrifle (1/9?)
+2 to Tazz.
Action
I throw a ball of pure Thirty H's energies at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-type damage. I then throw a ball of pure True Capitalist energies at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing Ghostler-type damage! I then hurl a ball of ROFLcopter energies at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing ROFLcopter damage!
I use the power of unoriginal, yet practical, attacks and just shoot the Giant Snorlax in the head several times with a high powered machine gun, reducing it to a red mist with a few chunky holes. I would provide a reference as to what the head looks like, but I'd get banned for that. Let's just say it has flappy flesh bits and resembles salsa made out of bone and pus.
There is no way the Giant Snorlax could survive this.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Irecreeper
Member Details
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-42 / 50- Spin2Win (+2, Modpack)
-26 / 50- The Tophat
-1 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I attempt to forcibly aim one of the turrets downward by using some power tools, then I fire the turret at the Kool-Aid Man. If this fails, I switch the ARMISTYX into SYDNEY SLEEPER SCYTHE MODE and fire it at the Kool-Aid Man, covering him in Jarate and dealing moderate damage.
=LIMBO=
I tower up, build fortifications on said pillar, and watch to see what's making the footsteps. I also throw a few glowsticks around, lighting up the area if it isn't lit already. If the source of the footsteps is hostile, I unload a mag of THE OTHER SIDE into it.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Use the Deck of Car- nah, use Brimstone Barrage on the Kood-Aid Man. (guardian.angel: Attack the Kool-Aid Guy!)
I +2 Wilson. Go Wilson! Nuke that stupid X-Plague already!
I utilize assorted alchemies including but not limited to the Golden Err, the Origin Wands or Creation Pen, Thaumic and Solar Hard Light Disruptor-Projector Arrays, and anything else required to create a spatial distortion that allows the Turrets to fire downwards as well as upwards.. I then open fire on the enemies below.
Archmagnate Frederickton bashes the Kool-Aid Man.
I then pull out the Everysword, and fire a LASER BEAM into the Kool-Aid Man.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I slide down the pole and land on the platform. I then take a look up at the Kool-Aid Man, and accuse him of being borderline pornographic. What would The_Serpent say if she could see this now? Let alone Terezi. I then channel the collective indignation of thousands of trolls at seeing buckets into a beam that deals massive damage to the Kool-Aid Man.
Awww. The stupid virus is killing me. Hey wait! I'm a robot! How can I be infected with a virus anyway? I'm immune!
Bender looks around the room, then sees Generic.
Hey, didn't that Microsoft guy toss him a cure? And... HEY HE'S THE ONE WHO MESSED WITH MY GUN!
Bender, I don't think this is the time for...
But it is too late. Bender walks to Generic (he also renames his gun back to Shiny Metal Ass).
OKAY, HAND OVER THE CURE! OR ELSE I WILL...
Bender stop.
SCREW YOU!
He turns back to Generic.
IF YOU DON'T HAND OVER THE CURE RIGHT NOW I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY MEATBAG ASS ALL THE WAY TO ROBOT HELL!
If Generic does not hand over the cure, Bender starts shooting Generic with Shiny Metal Ass (or the weapon that is called Shiny Metal Ass as of this post. Just so Generic can't godmod this by renaming my weapon).
ARRGGGGGGGH!
Leela comes up with an idea. She hands some of Farmsworth's blueprints and technical notes to Wilson, increasing his craftiness. Maybe that will also make it easier to reverse-engineer a cure from Amy. She then gets back in the Planet Express Ship and blasts SCP-2317 with antimatter torpedoes. The rest of the Futurama Gang (except Bender for obvious reasons) goes to town on that [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]ing statue SCP-173. The Logic Cannon fires at SCP-682. All the DOOP Attack Craft attack SCP-76-2. The DOOP Destroyers all use Macross Missile Massacre on the dragons, killing them with Missile and/or Splash damage! The Nimbus uses Mega Missile on SCP-2317 (the other SCPs will be affected by the splash damage).
==Excavate==
Lothyra looks at the Astronomer's, Earth's, Bunsen's, Mineral, Movement, and Planck's Decad.
Now my Science Set of Decads is complete. I shall start work on the Engineering Set.
She then rolls the Movement Decad at the Kool Aid man, as well as alchemizing Aerospace Engineer's Manual & Fluorite Decad and Biotech Engineer's Manual & Fluorite Decad.
I then get turbocharged with lightning and proceed to olly outie away from Bender.
IT'S A VACCINE FOR PLANTS! YOU'RE A TIN CAN BENDER ROBOTS AREN'T PLANTS!
AND WHO NAMES THEIR WEAPON "SHINY METAL ASS" ANYWAYS? IS YOUR WEAPON THAT TERRIBLE?
Bender suddenly notices that his weapon has been rerenamed Antimak Nanofuser and has gained the dubious buff of Unrenameable Psi, and suddenly I smash my Insanity Tubas against the Source Code of Reality. A giant glowing message suddenly appears in front of Bender: GET WRECKED SON! I then smash the Insanity Tubas into a Hellkite Dragon, killing it with tuba damage. I then use the Twitchy Staff on the Omega Turrets or SCP-2317.
+2 Wilson (2$ total)
Chris-Chan 34/50
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 9/10
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 4/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = ??? 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-10, Tazz-37, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
...Yeah, i'm just gonna...grab my Fedora and run into my cardboard box...i don't like the looks of what's happening with gutza and I_G_U...has the kind of vibe that i'm not very comfortable with...
Suddenly, with absolutely no warning, the celestial object currently in the sky (probably the moon), is blotted out by a massive figure. It appears to be a monolithic starship composed of some indiscernible metal. It is emblazoned with the letters "INWVSA" on the sides. The starship slowly lowers to the ground, directly before the tower. A blinking orchid light upon one of the utmost spires of the massive starship turns to a blinking dark blue. Steam pours from an opening as a hatch is opened. Six men stride out, confidently, and enter the tower, traveling up.
After several moments, something extremely odd occurs. Six men stride up the staircase onto the floor currently inhabited by the vast majority of Team Excelsior. They are all completely unscathed, and wearing a variety of strange things, wielding odd weapons. The first man is wearing a suit and tie, paired with a fedora and a shaved head, and is carrying a large assault rifle, which appears to have been heavily modified, boasting a large amount of adamantine retrofitting, inlaid with strange runes. The second man is wearing similar attire, lacking in the fedora and shaved head. This man is not wearing a suit jacket; merely a collared button-up shirt, and suspenders. This man is incredibly muscular, and is lugging around a massive behemoth of gun, along with several hyperactive Void Nova-class grenades. The third fellow is wearing a brimmed fedora, lacking the shaved head, a suit and tie, and appears to have an impressive collection of daggers and deadly pistols. Almost... deudly pistols. But no. That isn't possible. Right? He has a scar going down the left side of his face. The fourth man is wielding what appears to be a heavily-modified shotgun brimming with both oblivion and creation magic at once, somehow stable, wearing a heavy overcoat, and a large fedora. What can I say? Such people wear large numbers of fedoras. The fifth man is wielding an SMG that appears to be made of the same material as the late Scratched Tubas, and wearing an eyepatch, a robotic leg, a wide-brimmed fedora, and a suit. The sixth man appears to have what appears to be a shotgun with occasional bits composed of what appears to be the same material as the Hazel Wand. He is wearing an overcoat, a suit, and a moderately-sized fedora, glaring at all of us with his squinting eyes. Upon seeing the men, I immediately take several steps back. The fellow with the scar going down the left side of his face strides forward, the muscular one and the one with the adamantine shotgun flanking him. He swiftly draws a milky-white pistol from his coat, and turns to glare at us, Modpack in particular. He speaks, with a gruff voice, and a hint of an Italian accent, oddly enough.
"Which one of you assholes had the indecency to not pay off the damn ship toll? It's taken six hours to get here, and the first person to resist violently is gonna get a bullet through the skull."
He glares at all of us, pointing at Modpack, Bender, Tazz, Tempo, whatever character of Fseftr's is here, and I.
"You've all managed to not pay the goddamn stupidest toll I ever saw. Congratulations."
The man with the shaved head claps slowly and sarcastically, before the man with the scar glares at him, and begins to speak once more.
"I'm kinda inclined to make you all pay up and/or kill you, but that isn't our job. Point is, this guy" he jabs his finger in Modpack's direction, "has managed to evade paying the ship toll for over ten months, accordin' to our boss's contacts, and apparently some crap about a plague, or whatever. I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't care. Now, if you'll just come with us, there won't be any problems, got it?"
Without waiting for a response, the muscular man walks over, and grabs Modpack, unfazed by any resistance, and any attempts to infect him with the X-Plague. They aren't entities, after all. The muscular man speaks as he heads towards the stairs, also with a faint Italian accent.
"This really isn't 'bout the plague. We're just makin' an example of him. We could take you," he nods to Bender, Tazz, Tempo, Fseftr's character, and I, "along with that "Eric" guy and that gem cat person or whatever, but that's not why we're here."
The man with the Hazel Wand-material shotgun offers a halfhearted explanation, as if he is incredibly professional. In case it wasn't evident, they all have faint Italian accents.
"There'll probably be some guys coming afta' you as well. You could pay up now to avoid that, if you wanted."
The six men file out onto the staircase, heading downwards. Somebody shouts something up, likely the man with the scar, if anything can be told from their voice.
"We'll keep this rodent excrement for a bit, to teach him a lesson about evadin' space boat tolls."
The sound of hissing dominates the area after several moments, as if it were the sound of a starship's hatch sealing. Then, the revving of an engine, and silence.
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Suddenly, with absolutely no warning, the celestial object currently in the sky (probably the moon), is blotted out by a massive figure. It appears to be a monolithic starship composed of some indiscernible metal. It is emblazoned with the letters "INWVSA" on the sides. The starship slowly lowers to the ground, directly before the tower. A blinking orchid light upon one of the utmost spires of the massive starship turns to a blinking dark blue. Steam pours from an opening as a hatch is opened. Six men stride out, confidently, and enter the tower, traveling up.
After several moments, something extremely odd occurs. Six men stride up the staircase onto the floor currently inhabited by the vast majority of Team Excelsior. They are all completely unscathed, and wearing a variety of strange things, wielding odd weapons. The first man is wearing a suit and tie, paired with a fedora and a shaved head, and is carrying a large assault rifle, which appears to have been heavily modified, boasting a large amount of adamantine retrofitting, inlaid with strange runes. The second man is wearing similar attire, lacking in the fedora and shaved head. This man is not wearing a suit jacket; merely a collared button-up shirt, and suspenders. This man is incredibly muscular, and is lugging around a massive behemoth of gun, along with several hyperactive Void Nova-class grenades. The third fellow is wearing a brimmed fedora, lacking the shaved head, a suit and tie, and appears to have an impressive collection of daggers and deadly pistols. Almost... deudly pistols. But no. That isn't possible. Right? He has a scar going down the left side of his face. The fourth man is wielding what appears to be a heavily-modified shotgun brimming with both oblivion and creation magic at once, somehow stable, wearing a heavy overcoat, and a large fedora. What can I say? Such people wear large numbers of fedoras. The fifth man is wielding an SMG that appears to be made of the same material as the late Scratched Tubas, and wearing an eyepatch, a robotic leg, a wide-brimmed fedora, and a suit. The sixth man appears to have what appears to be a shotgun with occasional bits composed of what appears to be the same material as the Hazel Wand. He is wearing an overcoat, a suit, and a moderately-sized fedora, glaring at all of us with his squinting eyes. Upon seeing the men, I immediately take several steps back. The fellow with the scar going down the left side of his face strides forward, the muscular one and the one with the adamantine shotgun flanking him. He swiftly draws a milky-white pistol from his coat, and turns to glare at us, Modpack in particular. He speaks, with a gruff voice, and a hint of an Italian accent, oddly enough.
"Which one of you assholes had the indecency to not pay off the damn ship toll? It's taken six hours to get here, and the first person to resist violently is gonna get a bullet through the skull."
He glares at all of us, pointing at Modpack, Lothyra, Tazz, Tempo, whatever character of Fseftr 's is here, and I.
"You've all managed to not pay the goddamn stupidest toll I ever saw. Congratulations."
The man with the shaved head claps slowly and sarcastically, before the man with the scar glares at him, and begins to speak once more.
"I'm kinda inclined to make you all pay up and/or kill you, but that isn't our job. Point is, this guy" he jabs his finger in Modpack's direction, "has managed to evade paying the ship toll for over ten months, accordin' to our boss's contacts, and apparently some crap about a plague, or whatever. I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't care. Now, if you'll just come with us, there won't be any problems, got it?"
Without waiting for a response, the muscular man walks over, and grabs Modpack, unfazed by any resistance, and any attempts to infect him with the X-Plague. They aren't entities, after all. The muscular man speaks as he heads towards the stairs, also with a faint Italian accent.
"This really isn't 'bout the plague. We're just makin' an example of him. We could take you," he nods to Lothyra, Tazz, Tempo, Fseftr's character, and I, "along with that "Eric" guy and that gem cat person or whatever, but that's not why we're here."
The man with the Hazel Wand-material shotgun offers a halfhearted explanation, as if he is incredibly professional. In case it wasn't evident, they all have faint Italian accents.
"There'll probably be some guys coming afta' you as well. You could pay up now to avoid that, if you wanted."
The six men file out onto the staircase, heading downwards. Somebody shouts something up, likely the man with the scar, if anything can be told from their voice.
"We'll keep this rodent excrement for a bit, to teach him a lesson about evadin' space boat tolls."
The sound of hissing dominates the area after several moments, as if it were the sound of a starship's hatch sealing. Then, the revving of an engine, and silence.
...
...
...
Whoa.
==Behind The Screen, Somewhere In Transit to an IUPC Meeting Of Sorts==
Wait, space boat tolls? *quickly pays*
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Wait a minute! The ACN turret is only able to damage Chuck Norris, as shown by its shots curving AROUND other entities to avoid damaging them while aiming at Chuck Norris. Also, according to an ancient post in DTG 1, the ACN turret is absolutely immobile.
Anyways, actual post:
47/50 {REDACTED}
4/10 Hellkite Dragon Armor
My Action: I get really mad at the ACN Turret and cast the Curse of No Rogue Turrets on it, making it ONLY able to damage Chuck Norris and making it impossible to use it for attacking anything other than Chuck Norris, and also makes it unable to turn into a Turret Tank.
SCP Foundation Action: A hellkite dragon is destroyed using the ray of Damage, killing it with Damage Damage (hey, the godmodder used it in DTG 1!)
EXOS Action: EXOS makes a desperate defensive effort: the Dragon Wall. 1/3 Dragon Wall.
SCP-2317 Action: SCP-2317 finds the dragons mildly annoying, and kills several with Death Damage to get the others to leave it alone.
(Godmodder's Tower) I noticed the Ban is never works on Hellkite Dragons but Kick will Work Once and i Summon a Very Angry Admin which from the Academy of Beating Godmodders and he used the Kick Hammer to Kick the Hellkite Dragon off from the Server Cyan is Watching 75 feet above me...
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (5/11)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium && Creation Majyyks = Arcus Orientum (4/11)
(SCP-1334 Essence && Far East Octet) || QBU-88 designated marksman rifle = Numerologist's Octetrifle (2/THE OCTETS ARE 8D8 SO THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY PROSPEROUS AND LUCKY UNLESS THEY ROLL FOURS OR SOMETHING)
+2 to Tazz.
Action
I pull out the Loominarty 420 and prove that a Hellkite Dragon is a member of the Illuminati:
1) "Hellkite Dragon" has 15 characters. 2) Pricey12345 has 5 digits that sum to 15. 3) Pricey starts with P. PewDiePie also starts with P. 4) PewDiePie fanboys are annoying. 5) Annoying rhymes with enjoying. 6) Enjoying is the present participle of enjoy. 7) Microsoft Sam pronounces "enjoy" as enJWAH after a dental non-sibilant fricative, also known as an interdental fricative. 8) The words interdental fricative have a combined total of 20 letters. 9) Twenty rhymes with new penny. 10) The words "NEW PENNY" were inscribed on every British penny minted before 1981. 11) The average digit in Pricey12345 is 3. 12) 1981 is 3 years before 1984. 13) 1984 is a book written by George Orwell. 14) George Orwell's name is the source of the term Orwellian. 15) Orwellian has 9 letters. 16) The square root of 9 is 3. 17) The Eye of Providence has 3 sides. 18) What else is related to the Eye of Providence? Bill Cipher. 19) Bill Cipher is from Gravity Falls. 20) Gravity Falls is shown on Disney XD. 21) xD is a type of flash memory card used by old Olympus digital cameras. 22) Digital camera has 13 letters. 23) 13 is a baker's dozen. 24) "Baker's dozen" has 11 letters, but 13 characters. 25) 13 - 11 = 2. 26) 3 (the average digit in Pricey12345) + 2 = 5. 27) 15 (the sum of the digits in Pricey12345) / 5 = 3. 28) The Illuminati symbol has 3 sides. 29) Pricey is Illuminati confirmed. 30) Pricey12345's text has random capitalized letters. 31) Capitalized sounds like capitalism. 32) Capitalism and communism are opposites. 33) Communism plays a central role in Harry Potter Becomes a Communist. 34) Harry Potter Becomes a Communist is a fanfiction. 35) The initial phoneme in "fanfiction" is a labiodental fricative. 36) The labiodental fricative is represented by the letter 'f' in English. 37) In romaji, the letter f represents the bilabial fricative. 38) The bilabial fricative is represented by the latinized phi. 39) Phi is the 21st letter of the Greek alphabet. 40) 21 is also known as blackjack. 41) Blackjack has two syllables. 42) Jack Black also has 2 syllables and is an anagram of blackjack. 43) Jack Black was on Sesame Street to teach the word octagon. 44) Sesame Street has 12 letters and an octagon has 8 sides. 45) 12 divided by 8 is one and a half. 46) The string "one and a half" has 14 characters. 47) 14 plus 1 1/2 = 15 1/2. 48) Fifteen and a half is a rational number. 49) "rational number" is a substring of "irrational number". 50) Pi is an irrational number. 51) Pi encodes to iota in Greek atbash. 52) Subscript iota is a Greek diacritic. 53) Subscript iota is also known as ypogegrammeni. 54) Ypogegrammeni has 13 letters. 54) Fear of 13 is triskaidekaphobia. 55) Triskaidekaphobic is the adjective meaning "suffering from triskaidekaphobia". 56) Triskaidekaphobic has 6 syllables. 57) 6 is half of 12. 58) 15 (the number of characters in the string "Hellkite Dragon") - 12 = 3. 59) The Illuminati symbol has 3 sides. 60) The Hellkite Dragon is Illuminati confirmed.
I fire this Illuminati rant at the Hellkite Dragons as a sphere of Illuminati energies, dealing Illuminati damage to as many of them as possible!
I pull out an unusual-looking staff, then fire four projectiles out of it. Upon impact, one Hellkite Dragon turns into a pile of coins, another one becomes a sweetroll, the third one turns into a chicken and eats the sweetroll from earlier, and the last one undergoes a scripted death. I snatch up the pile of coins, buy a flamethrower, and cook the Hellkite Dragon-turned-Chicken, but horribly screw up, and dispose of it by tossing the poorly prepared chicken roast down a 5th Hellkite Dragon's throat. Said dragon instantly contracts salmonella and dies.
"When in doubt, Wabbajack. For all your madness needs."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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2/50 and 10/50 +2 to Non Existent Tazz
At first, I didn't know what the X-plauge was. But, now that I know it's Modpack being a jerk, I'll do something about it. Spending a 50 post charge from Wilson's shop!
I use the Staff of Ysera to drop large emeralds on the Cool-Aid man.
Commands:
- Fayther: Long term memory copy from Wilson for a sad memory
- Deck: I pulled the four of clubs, which does nothing against the dragons.
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Sad | Happy | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds, four of clubs
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 232$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50, B: 50/50 BOTH SPENT IF NEEDED (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia) && Hammerspace Pocket = Hammerstorage Room 4/11
Angler Knife && Keldeo hair (as its a water type) && judge's scales= Kelpie's Blade 3/8
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 5/7
The 50/50 post charge that's been slowly building up in Wilson's store thanks mostly to Fseftr SPENT! And if that doesn't work, then I say screw it and spend my OTHER 50 post charge that I had saved up for Wilson's special surprise, my uses of the Potion Supply and Glitch Wrench, some random potions from Wilson's shop, AND Wilson's actual turn on this. If that happens, it doesn't matter what Modpack says about the plague. 100 posts + 2 spoils of war + about 10 posts worth of potions + the action of a 50 post entity > 97 posts.
I'll make a few assumptions about this disease. First, it is probably spread via bodily fluids, such as blood. This would explain why it spreads via attacks and death. Seconds, I'm assuming it actually is a biological disease. Which it probably is because Modpack said "I unleash the X-VIRUS, infecting each individual component of the gatekeeper with a horrible virus that will slowly deplete it's health!"
There... there's sickness in the air... I can help with this! At least, I think I can, and that's half the battle right there. So, lets do this.
Wilson digs for a few moments through his Ender Pouch and then takes out a syringe.
I'm sorry, but it will only hurt for a moment...
He flings the syringe gravitationally into Amy's arm, drawing a blood sample. But, to make up for it he also splashes her with a potion of Critmist II.
I've got it... I must cure this! I must!
He leaps out of the main battle area and sets the syringe down and starts to study it carefully through The Grid. Very carefully, he destroys bits of the blood via laser like bursts of light, leaving just the virus serum. Reaching back into his ender pouch, he pulls out his Hosi-No-Tama as well.
Come on... I really need a miracle here... Maybe... just maybe... yes, yes! I can fix this!
Wilson downs a Potion of Scratch II to give him more time to act. He also takes a potion of fortune because hey, maybe it will apply to general luck. With Inari's power plus his own, Wilson starts looking at every possible angle at the virus, even ones that the normal person literally cannot comprehend, Wilson starts to learn every single facet of it. He sees everything about it, every tiny movement of RNA, every attack on host cells, every mis-copy that makes viruses normally so unpredictable. Then, he's got it. Not any foreign solution. The virus is too evolved for that. Instead, he will make his own version of the virus. Just make one tiny change. Rather than attacking host cells to produce more of them, have it attack the other X-Plague virus. It will wipe out the contamination, won't cause any harm, and then kill itself off neatly. Moving with extreme care under the power of ONE HUNDRED FREAKING POSTS, Wilson alters the virus to do that. To finish off, he flings the serum up into the air and strikes it with a powerful bolt of electricity, vaporizing the solution and spreading it across the room to be inhaled.
Heh... that felt nice...
I use the Glitch Wrench from down below to both transport a healing potion up to aid in the recovery and empower the new anti-plague plague.
(Sure, its a stretch and would never work in reality, but so is saying "oh, it suddenly is unstoppable, lol." And Twin, please tell me if I have to spend all 100 posts on that or if I can hold onto 50 for Wilson's surprise later.)
If Wilson still has time to act, he can't kill any dragons, so he'll just rest.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- HP: 300,000/300,000
- Current Emotion: Courage (+3 P from his actions. One more sets him into Pride)
- State: +10 (-20 from rest)
- Stress: 0% (-25% from rest)
Wilson glares over at Modpack from the corner and is about to say something snarky, but decides to keep his thoughts to himself.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (4/11)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium (the entirety of the Unihan database as a book) && Creation Majyyks = Arcus Orientum (3/11)
(SCP-1334 Essence && Far East Octet) || QBU-88 designated marksman rifle = Numerologist's Octetrifle (1/9?)
+2 to Tazz.
Action
I throw a ball of pure Thirty H's energies at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-type damage. I then throw a ball of pure True Capitalist energies at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing Ghostler-type damage! I then hurl a ball of ROFLcopter energies at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing ROFLcopter damage!
2ND POST
I use the power of unoriginal, yet practical, attacks and just shoot the Giant Snorlax in the head several times with a high powered machine gun, reducing it to a red mist with a few chunky holes. I would provide a reference as to what the head looks like, but I'd get banned for that. Let's just say it has flappy flesh bits and resembles salsa made out of bone and pus.
There is no way the Giant Snorlax could survive this.
He scream
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-42 / 50- Spin2Win (+2, Modpack)
-26 / 50- The Tophat
-1 / 8- Mega Bomb (RELOADING)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I attempt to forcibly aim one of the turrets downward by using some power tools, then I fire the turret at the Kool-Aid Man. If this fails, I switch the ARMISTYX into SYDNEY SLEEPER SCYTHE MODE and fire it at the Kool-Aid Man, covering him in Jarate and dealing moderate damage.
=LIMBO=
I tower up, build fortifications on said pillar, and watch to see what's making the footsteps. I also throw a few glowsticks around, lighting up the area if it isn't lit already. If the source of the footsteps is hostile, I unload a mag of THE OTHER SIDE into it.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Use the Deck of Car- nah, use Brimstone Barrage on the Kood-Aid Man. (guardian.angel: Attack the Kool-Aid Guy!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I throw DIABLO at SCP-2317's stump of it's third head!
I get an army of Bulgarians to charge at the Dragons!
GAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Oblivion flies out of the Tower, destroying land as he flies. About 1 mile away, he lands. Maniac appears in front of him.
Well, this is a turn of events. You originally nearly killed me, now I'm here going to kill you. It's payback!
Maniac uses Penumbra Phantasm to create a wall that pushes Oblivion, making it's way towards the Fourth Wall.
Meanwhile, Maniac grabs The L()rd's body.
Look around you, L()rd, your plans have failed! Tell me, how do you feel?
... PR()UD.
I- what?
PR()UD OF Y()U, MANIAC. Y()U DEFEATED ME! I C()ULDN'T BE PR()UDER.
The L()rd winches in pain. The dark cord is getting tighter.
THINK AB()UT IT. Y()U PR()VED H()W STR()NG Y()U CAN BE.... PLUS... I SEE... Y()U WILL FALL INT() A PATH OF EVIL. N()T TRUE EVIL, BUT....
LIAR! It won't happen! I'm good!
KEEP TELLING Y()URSELF THAT. N()W, IS THE TIME. G()()D BYE...
... S()N.
The cord snaps in an explosion. The L()rd goes flying backwards. Maniac stares until he realizes something.
Oblivion is sealed, but The L()rd isn't dead.
Maniac retrieves and throws Diablo. It flies extremely fast until...
It cleaves straight through The L()rd's heart. The L()rd gasps in pain, then dies.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I +2 Wilson. Go Wilson! Nuke that stupid X-Plague already!
I utilize assorted alchemies including but not limited to the Golden Err, the Origin Wands or Creation Pen, Thaumic and Solar Hard Light Disruptor-Projector Arrays, and anything else required to create a spatial distortion that allows the Turrets to fire downwards as well as upwards.. I then open fire on the enemies below.
Archmagnate Frederickton bashes the Kool-Aid Man.
I then pull out the Everysword, and fire a LASER BEAM into the Kool-Aid Man.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1/3
Ea Core && Control Array && Focusing Array = Ea Array 3/9
Bedrock-Tipped Wand >Fine = Voidmetal-Tipped Wand 2/6
Screen Sensor >Fine 1/5
+2 to Tazz.
21/50 (+1 from Erelye)
21/50
21/50
I slide down the pole and land on the platform. I then take a look up at the Kool-Aid Man, and accuse him of being borderline pornographic. What would The_Serpent say if she could see this now? Let alone Terezi. I then channel the collective indignation of thousands of trolls at seeing buckets into a beam that deals massive damage to the Kool-Aid Man.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = Highblood Memeblade 6/11
DONE Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = Onyx Obol 5/5
+2 to Irecreeper
I try to infect any opposes of the Plague that I can. If any are close to meme, they would hear "field wipe. field wipe."
I run towards both the omega turrets, and players attacking them, and explode after this, spreading the virus (hopefully) to both groups.
I applaud Wilson's efforts. He is the TRUE bringer of end virus.
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
Logic Cannon Mass Heal: 4/10
Shield Generator: 7/30
Reality Cannon: 24/30
Movement Decad: 11/11 Complete!
Large Motor: 5/5 Complete!
Large Ray Gun: 4/5
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
Awww. The stupid virus is killing me. Hey wait! I'm a robot! How can I be infected with a virus anyway? I'm immune!
Bender looks around the room, then sees Generic.
Hey, didn't that Microsoft guy toss him a cure? And... HEY HE'S THE ONE WHO MESSED WITH MY GUN!
Bender, I don't think this is the time for...
But it is too late. Bender walks to Generic (he also renames his gun back to Shiny Metal Ass).
OKAY, HAND OVER THE CURE! OR ELSE I WILL...
Bender stop.
SCREW YOU!
He turns back to Generic.
IF YOU DON'T HAND OVER THE CURE RIGHT NOW I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY MEATBAG ASS ALL THE WAY TO ROBOT HELL!
If Generic does not hand over the cure, Bender starts shooting Generic with Shiny Metal Ass (or the weapon that is called Shiny Metal Ass as of this post. Just so Generic can't godmod this by renaming my weapon).
ARRGGGGGGGH!
Leela comes up with an idea. She hands some of Farmsworth's blueprints and technical notes to Wilson, increasing his craftiness. Maybe that will also make it easier to reverse-engineer a cure from Amy. She then gets back in the Planet Express Ship and blasts SCP-2317 with antimatter torpedoes. The rest of the Futurama Gang (except Bender for obvious reasons) goes to town on that [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]ing statue SCP-173. The Logic Cannon fires at SCP-682. All the DOOP Attack Craft attack SCP-76-2. The DOOP Destroyers all use Macross Missile Massacre on the dragons, killing them with Missile and/or Splash damage! The Nimbus uses Mega Missile on SCP-2317 (the other SCPs will be affected by the splash damage).
==Excavate==
Lothyra looks at the Astronomer's, Earth's, Bunsen's, Mineral, Movement, and Planck's Decad.
Now my Science Set of Decads is complete. I shall start work on the Engineering Set.
She then rolls the Movement Decad at the Kool Aid man, as well as alchemizing Aerospace Engineer's Manual & Fluorite Decad and Biotech Engineer's Manual & Fluorite Decad.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Oh no. The ass. It is killing me.
WITH HOW SH***Y IT IS! OH SNAP.
I then get turbocharged with lightning and proceed to olly outie away from Bender.
IT'S A VACCINE FOR PLANTS! YOU'RE A TIN CAN BENDER ROBOTS AREN'T PLANTS!
AND WHO NAMES THEIR WEAPON "SHINY METAL ASS" ANYWAYS? IS YOUR WEAPON THAT TERRIBLE?
Bender suddenly notices that his weapon has been rerenamed Antimak Nanofuser and has gained the dubious buff of Unrenameable Psi, and suddenly I smash my Insanity Tubas against the Source Code of Reality. A giant glowing message suddenly appears in front of Bender: GET WRECKED SON! I then smash the Insanity Tubas into a Hellkite Dragon, killing it with tuba damage. I then use the Twitchy Staff on the Omega Turrets or SCP-2317.
+2 Wilson (2$ total)
Chris-Chan 34/50
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 9/10
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 4/11
(Ruined Medbay && Fabrico Essentia) && Stationary Quick-Fix Array && Minecraftian Milk = ??? 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-10, Tazz-37, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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...Yeah, i'm just gonna...grab my Fedora and run into my cardboard box...i don't like the looks of what's happening with gutza and I_G_U...has the kind of vibe that i'm not very comfortable with...
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (5/7)
Houndius Shootius && Nightmare Fuel && Warded Cognitio Jar && Concentrated Oblivion Essence = Oblivionus Shootius (2/8)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (5/5!)
+1 to Tazz x2.
I examine The Mindwalker.
Suddenly, with absolutely no warning, the celestial object currently in the sky (probably the moon), is blotted out by a massive figure. It appears to be a monolithic starship composed of some indiscernible metal. It is emblazoned with the letters "INWVSA" on the sides. The starship slowly lowers to the ground, directly before the tower. A blinking orchid light upon one of the utmost spires of the massive starship turns to a blinking dark blue. Steam pours from an opening as a hatch is opened. Six men stride out, confidently, and enter the tower, traveling up.
My vision is redirected to the battle at hand. While events occurring with La Résistance in Pyongyang are interesting, it will be quite some time before they do anything. And, when they do, it will not be an act of war. Regardless, I stare at the Hellkite Dragons, somewhat irked. I was just deprived of vision of the most badass man in human history. I am rather angry. But, still. That will not get in the way of my attack. Emotions are incredibly pointless in a combat situation, and will only get you killed. I wave my hand. Golden sparks leap off of my fingertips, sparking into the distance with the essence of creation. I make a series of complex hand gestures. One normally attributes creation magic to... well, creation. However, it can be used for destructive purposes. Bolts of golden energy leap off of my fingers, arcing towards a particular location before me, congealing into the form of some sort of sphere. The golden energy pulsates with the pure, unadulterated potency of creation. The glowing golden energy begins to flicker, before shifting into something rather spectacular. In my vision, of course. I cannot dictate what is and is not spectacular to others. That is neither possible nor my job, and I do not wish for it to be. Instead of drawing out the moment, I merely utilize the creation energy as expediently as possible. Suddenly, the sphere of creation vanishes. Nothing occurs. The dragons remain unharmed. This appears to be a rather odd spell, or mere deception. Perhaps one cannot slay with creation. Of course, I know this is true. I have slain many a creature with creation magic. It is far more effective than using oblivion magic, seeing as there are remains to experiment upon. I mutter several phrases to myself. After several more agonizingly long seconds, several dragons drop dead. Hah.
After several moments, something extremely odd occurs. Six men stride up the staircase onto the floor currently inhabited by the vast majority of Team Excelsior. They are all completely unscathed, and wearing a variety of strange things, wielding odd weapons. The first man is wearing a suit and tie, paired with a fedora and a shaved head, and is carrying a large assault rifle, which appears to have been heavily modified, boasting a large amount of adamantine retrofitting, inlaid with strange runes. The second man is wearing similar attire, lacking in the fedora and shaved head. This man is not wearing a suit jacket; merely a collared button-up shirt, and suspenders. This man is incredibly muscular, and is lugging around a massive behemoth of gun, along with several hyperactive Void Nova-class grenades. The third fellow is wearing a brimmed fedora, lacking the shaved head, a suit and tie, and appears to have an impressive collection of daggers and deadly pistols. Almost... deudly pistols. But no. That isn't possible. Right? He has a scar going down the left side of his face. The fourth man is wielding what appears to be a heavily-modified shotgun brimming with both oblivion and creation magic at once, somehow stable, wearing a heavy overcoat, and a large fedora. What can I say? Such people wear large numbers of fedoras. The fifth man is wielding an SMG that appears to be made of the same material as the late Scratched Tubas, and wearing an eyepatch, a robotic leg, a wide-brimmed fedora, and a suit. The sixth man appears to have what appears to be a shotgun with occasional bits composed of what appears to be the same material as the Hazel Wand. He is wearing an overcoat, a suit, and a moderately-sized fedora, glaring at all of us with his squinting eyes. Upon seeing the men, I immediately take several steps back. The fellow with the scar going down the left side of his face strides forward, the muscular one and the one with the adamantine shotgun flanking him. He swiftly draws a milky-white pistol from his coat, and turns to glare at us, Modpack in particular. He speaks, with a gruff voice, and a hint of an Italian accent, oddly enough.
"Which one of you assholes had the indecency to not pay off the damn ship toll? It's taken six hours to get here, and the first person to resist violently is gonna get a bullet through the skull."
He glares at all of us, pointing at Modpack, Bender, Tazz, Tempo, whatever character of Fseftr's is here, and I.
"You've all managed to not pay the goddamn stupidest toll I ever saw. Congratulations."
The man with the shaved head claps slowly and sarcastically, before the man with the scar glares at him, and begins to speak once more.
"I'm kinda inclined to make you all pay up and/or kill you, but that isn't our job. Point is, this guy" he jabs his finger in Modpack's direction, "has managed to evade paying the ship toll for over ten months, accordin' to our boss's contacts, and apparently some crap about a plague, or whatever. I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't care. Now, if you'll just come with us, there won't be any problems, got it?"
Without waiting for a response, the muscular man walks over, and grabs Modpack, unfazed by any resistance, and any attempts to infect him with the X-Plague. They aren't entities, after all. The muscular man speaks as he heads towards the stairs, also with a faint Italian accent.
"This really isn't 'bout the plague. We're just makin' an example of him. We could take you," he nods to Bender, Tazz, Tempo, Fseftr's character, and I, "along with that "Eric" guy and that gem cat person or whatever, but that's not why we're here."
The man with the Hazel Wand-material shotgun offers a halfhearted explanation, as if he is incredibly professional. In case it wasn't evident, they all have faint Italian accents.
"There'll probably be some guys coming afta' you as well. You could pay up now to avoid that, if you wanted."
The six men file out onto the staircase, heading downwards. Somebody shouts something up, likely the man with the scar, if anything can be told from their voice.
"We'll keep this rodent excrement for a bit, to teach him a lesson about evadin' space boat tolls."
The sound of hissing dominates the area after several moments, as if it were the sound of a starship's hatch sealing. Then, the revving of an engine, and silence.
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Whoa.
==Behind The Screen, Somewhere In Transit to an IUPC Meeting Of Sorts==
Wait, space boat tolls? *quickly pays*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Wait a minute! The ACN turret is only able to damage Chuck Norris, as shown by its shots curving AROUND other entities to avoid damaging them while aiming at Chuck Norris. Also, according to an ancient post in DTG 1, the ACN turret is absolutely immobile.
Anyways, actual post:
47/50 {REDACTED}
4/10 Hellkite Dragon Armor
My Action: I get really mad at the ACN Turret and cast the Curse of No Rogue Turrets on it, making it ONLY able to damage Chuck Norris and making it impossible to use it for attacking anything other than Chuck Norris, and also makes it unable to turn into a Turret Tank.
SCP Foundation Action: A hellkite dragon is destroyed using the ray of Damage, killing it with Damage Damage (hey, the godmodder used it in DTG 1!)
EXOS Action: EXOS makes a desperate defensive effort: the Dragon Wall. 1/3 Dragon Wall.
SCP-2317 Action: SCP-2317 finds the dragons mildly annoying, and kills several with Death Damage to get the others to leave it alone.
Channel every single bit of magical energy into the staff and cast a mega heal on myself.
Alchemies:
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes (5/8)
Molten Turretgloves && Cresentcrackers && Sol's Hands && Frostbiters (4/10)
Crystal Bird Suit && Turrets && Spiky Shoulder Pads (4/8)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 29/32
Deluxe Cannonfire 28/40.
What?
Turn 1
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I noticed the Ban is never works on Hellkite Dragons but Kick will Work Once and i Summon a Very Angry Admin which from the Academy of Beating Godmodders and he used the Kick Hammer to Kick the Hellkite Dragon off from the Server Cyan is Watching 75 feet above me...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Pit and +1 to Talist
Pesterlog: in the Discussions/Forge
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance: Look here for the Immunities.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 13/20
I Dodged the First Bullets from Rumia. 15/50 (Summoning F___d__ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 15/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (5/11)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium && Creation Majyyks = Arcus Orientum (4/11)
(SCP-1334 Essence && Far East Octet) || QBU-88 designated marksman rifle = Numerologist's Octetrifle (2/THE OCTETS ARE 8D8 SO THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY PROSPEROUS AND LUCKY UNLESS THEY ROLL FOURS OR SOMETHING)
+2 to Tazz.
Action
I pull out the Loominarty 420 and prove that a Hellkite Dragon is a member of the Illuminati:
1) "Hellkite Dragon" has 15 characters. 2) Pricey12345 has 5 digits that sum to 15. 3) Pricey starts with P. PewDiePie also starts with P. 4) PewDiePie fanboys are annoying. 5) Annoying rhymes with enjoying. 6) Enjoying is the present participle of enjoy. 7) Microsoft Sam pronounces "enjoy" as enJWAH after a dental non-sibilant fricative, also known as an interdental fricative. 8) The words interdental fricative have a combined total of 20 letters. 9) Twenty rhymes with new penny. 10) The words "NEW PENNY" were inscribed on every British penny minted before 1981. 11) The average digit in Pricey12345 is 3. 12) 1981 is 3 years before 1984. 13) 1984 is a book written by George Orwell. 14) George Orwell's name is the source of the term Orwellian. 15) Orwellian has 9 letters. 16) The square root of 9 is 3. 17) The Eye of Providence has 3 sides. 18) What else is related to the Eye of Providence? Bill Cipher. 19) Bill Cipher is from Gravity Falls. 20) Gravity Falls is shown on Disney XD. 21) xD is a type of flash memory card used by old Olympus digital cameras. 22) Digital camera has 13 letters. 23) 13 is a baker's dozen. 24) "Baker's dozen" has 11 letters, but 13 characters. 25) 13 - 11 = 2. 26) 3 (the average digit in Pricey12345) + 2 = 5. 27) 15 (the sum of the digits in Pricey12345) / 5 = 3. 28) The Illuminati symbol has 3 sides. 29) Pricey is Illuminati confirmed. 30) Pricey12345's text has random capitalized letters. 31) Capitalized sounds like capitalism. 32) Capitalism and communism are opposites. 33) Communism plays a central role in Harry Potter Becomes a Communist. 34) Harry Potter Becomes a Communist is a fanfiction. 35) The initial phoneme in "fanfiction" is a labiodental fricative. 36) The labiodental fricative is represented by the letter 'f' in English. 37) In romaji, the letter f represents the bilabial fricative. 38) The bilabial fricative is represented by the latinized phi. 39) Phi is the 21st letter of the Greek alphabet. 40) 21 is also known as blackjack. 41) Blackjack has two syllables. 42) Jack Black also has 2 syllables and is an anagram of blackjack. 43) Jack Black was on Sesame Street to teach the word octagon. 44) Sesame Street has 12 letters and an octagon has 8 sides. 45) 12 divided by 8 is one and a half. 46) The string "one and a half" has 14 characters. 47) 14 plus 1 1/2 = 15 1/2. 48) Fifteen and a half is a rational number. 49) "rational number" is a substring of "irrational number". 50) Pi is an irrational number. 51) Pi encodes to iota in Greek atbash. 52) Subscript iota is a Greek diacritic. 53) Subscript iota is also known as ypogegrammeni. 54) Ypogegrammeni has 13 letters. 54) Fear of 13 is triskaidekaphobia. 55) Triskaidekaphobic is the adjective meaning "suffering from triskaidekaphobia". 56) Triskaidekaphobic has 6 syllables. 57) 6 is half of 12. 58) 15 (the number of characters in the string "Hellkite Dragon") - 12 = 3. 59) The Illuminati symbol has 3 sides. 60) The Hellkite Dragon is Illuminati confirmed.
I fire this Illuminati rant at the Hellkite Dragons as a sphere of Illuminati energies, dealing Illuminati damage to as many of them as possible!
Killing Gloves of Boxing && Wither Skull && Disco Ball = Withered Gloves of Dancing (Level 3: 4/4)
I heal a random Team Excelsior player with the No Joke.
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No Joke
UBER: 11 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Turn 2
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) No Creative Attack on Hellkite Dragon but i am Focused on Healing Team Excelsior and Fighting the Chaos Beasts.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Gutza and +1 to Talist
Pesterlog: in the Discussions/Forge
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance: Look here for the Immunities.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 14/20
I knew how to Damage Rumia with my own Bullets. 16/50 (Summoning F___d__ S______.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 16/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
"..."
"..."
"...Not even one kill?"
"BUT A PRETTY MUCH SET-IN-STONE DAMAGE RECORD."
"Oh, to hell with it."
I pull out an unusual-looking staff, then fire four projectiles out of it. Upon impact, one Hellkite Dragon turns into a pile of coins, another one becomes a sweetroll, the third one turns into a chicken and eats the sweetroll from earlier, and the last one undergoes a scripted death. I snatch up the pile of coins, buy a flamethrower, and cook the Hellkite Dragon-turned-Chicken, but horribly screw up, and dispose of it by tossing the poorly prepared chicken roast down a 5th Hellkite Dragon's throat. Said dragon instantly contracts salmonella and dies.
"When in doubt, Wabbajack. For all your madness needs."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS