X-B-G-O-X (20/50) (Need to raise the bar to compensate for X-Extinction. Modpack, I reject your reality and substitute my own...Also, assists don't work on Alchemies. Also, thanks everyone! +2 this and me if you want to get rid of the X-Plague. All assists WILL go here for sake of sanity.) (Gutza'd x4, Generic'd x4, Talist'd x2, Pricey'd x2, Ire'd)
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 9/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 9/9) Excellent!
I think the smoke-system (to deter heat-seeking rockets) was missed entirely...Probably thrashed beyond repair, though. Ah well. I can make a new one. Smoke Deployment System && Gaseous Nausea II Potion && Gaseous Potion of Harming II = ??? (Level 1: 1/?)
I challenge the Hellkite Dragons to Super Smash Bros 4 (3DS version). One to three accept my challenge, of course, as failure to accept would damage them (all) via challenge-turn-down damage. Naturally, I pick Pikachu while they all pick Charizard, because it looks like a dragon. The stage is set as Battlefield, 4 Stock for 8 minutes, no items, as per typical tournament regulations, and the game quickly begins...Except, as it turns out, they are INCREDIBLY BAD at this game. Partially because they don't have arms suited for the 3DS's controls, meaning they can barely maneuver their characters at all. In fact, almost wholly because of this. I naturally come out with a flawless victory, defeating them all without so much as 1%. The Hellkites who accepted my challenge are quickly slain via Flawless Defeat damage while the TF2 Administrator announces their failure: "You didn't even do damage!"
I coerce Split into murdering some Hellkites with his biznasty moves and delirious time-based devastation.
I start out by taking my trusty gold sword (with sharpness 9000) and throw it at the godmodder.
(Weak, I know, but I'm just warming up.)
No. That's not how it works. He can't even be targeted right now, and that would never work.
Ignore him. Yeah, just check the last turn and decide what to do from there. Either 1. Find something the Hellkite Dragons AREN'T immune to or 2. Go kill some Swordsmiths before the elevator crashes.
(sorry, didn't check last turn. >_< Imma try to attack dragons now, but it may fail.)
Since my sword shattered after hitting the tower(darn gold durability), I turn my attention to the Hellkite Dragons. "DAAAAAANG you guys look weird." Demoralized by my insult, they are distracted long enough for me to pull off a Super Epic Kamehameha at the strongest-looking guy.
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My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
Eric's not getting the Descendents off yet, come to think of it actually, serpent is the only one who's taken him up on the offer so far, and that's Astria. But no, he's not taking the minecraft avatars of the descendants out. If they are physically there, then yes, but not their avatars.
Hank:
Hank grins.
I was thinking you'd try something like this. Its the reason I stayed behind.
Don't think you've been in a proper warzone before, and you're gonna need someone to keep you alive if you hit your head out there Wilson.
Hank cracks his knuckles, and unslings a machine gun from his back.
Let's go kick some ****.
He charges up to follow Wilson, and unloads copious amounts of unorthodox machine gun rounds into the hellkite dragons, killing them with unorthodox damage!
The Bus:
Eric comes back out of the blue box and looks down the hill towards where Astria is pointing.
Indeed, on the same mountain that is relatively untouched despite being near the center of the city, there is a small, rusty version of the godmodder's ACN turret, swiveling around in circles, for no discernible reason.
Oh? What is that thing? I don't think I've seen something like that before...
Wait a minute! The dragons can only become immune to types of damage! Try using attacks that are not damage, such as Instant Death (not damage, so they cant block), and Brain Failure (whoops, my brain!).
Also: Weath Rays are designed to punch through anything, so I think saying that those do not work will not work on dragons requires at least some godmodding.
/null
If you killed one with brain failure, they'd become immune to brain failure damage. That's just how it works.
I tell the Everyman to imbue a Hellkite Dragon with COMPLEXITY and/or ITEMS, and supply him with a bunch of items, conjured up with the Origin Wands, for that purpose. Evaluate this HERE, as later actions may be affected and I am counting it as an action this turn.
I reanimate as many dragon corpses with my powers as I po11ibly can, whilst imprinting my personality matrix upon same. Think of it as breaking the cycle of life and death, and the patterns of a He11kite brain, though not their reflexes. Their i11unities remain, surprisingly, intact. /When a11 one has is a ha11er, and one can define nail in a circuitous/roundabout/equivocational fashion, one does not need a screwdriver./
...That's a lot of Ts.
Player or entity?
The Hellkite Dragons dissolve into smoke upon dying, like all Minecraft mobs!
31 charges I've salvaged, exactly. 3 assists since this post as well, which means 34 in total. Counting natural post rise, this means...
Drive: Doorrior (50/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (9 Salvaged Charges here; 25 remain right now.)
doorior(Player The_Nonexistent_Tazz) executing...
Mythos (30/30) (Two become One) (18 salvaged here; 7 remain)
mythos() executing...
Beloved Head (14/20) (Eh, more Isaac Aid. Probably the last charge dedicated to him, though.) (7 salvaged here, no salvaged charges remain, Generic'd x2, Ire'dx2).
Yeah, that's why I asked about if I could recycle those charges. Unless you were thinking of something else entirely...
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 9/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 7/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 7/9)
First and foremost: The 30 post charge. I quickly get my other self to rush off to the main battlefield, where I had started setting up the...Thing. I throw him both Brine and Markus, the last things needed. He runs off to the battlefield, and quickly returns, finding it oddly desolate. Perfect. Before I begin anything, I preview the Alchemy Codes of Brine and Markus.
What I've set up is basically...Err. I'd be hasty to call it an infusion chamber, like Thaumcraft. More like a very forced fusion between two absolute and completely polar opposites: Brine, a weapon of Destruction and Oblivion, versus Markus, a weapon of Creation and Origin. Light and Dark are linked by the moon; Chaos and Order are tempered by themselves and work better together; Time and Space are fundamental pieces of existence; Squid Ink and Sword element merge to form Tetrixcalibur and equilibrium between the two is more fierce than either of them purified; Life and Death are violently opposed, but not nearly so much and are linked by the flesh. Creation and Oblivion, however? No, their reaction, in greater quantities mind you (considerably greater), has slain universe eaters. Multiple, at once. Two arm cannons could probably make a crater bigger than Zero Hour. In fact that actually doesn't cover it enough; The resulting explosion's rim would reach to the mesa Biome around Yggdrasil's ruins from here and remove the Bedrock in the void, let's put it that way, as well as have fallout comparable in scope with ten times the radiative effects of a nuclear bomb (though, fortuantely, it's just vanilla radiation-extremely bad radiation, but it's understood). That, of course, assumes that this fails, as well as the MANY failsafes also all fail, and trust me I've put a lot up.
I have arranged for Brine and Markus to collide while under a reality-warping sigil I set up, which will hopefully facilitate a completely doom-explosion free merge via the Sigil's power. The sigil itself is...Well, it's significantly more easy to put it down than understand exactly what I did in making it. It's a very new thing to me, honestly, and godmodding seems to have a degree of 'OK here you go' without explaining how you got it to work, sometimes. Usually it's pretty easy to understand-charge power to summon a Terror/Grace Creeper, IE, but this is clearly something more...Complex. The sigil itself is just barley within my powers as well (though that's just in a single quick go and not exactly an extended period-theoretically I could do better within a longer period, but I don't have the capacity for a 100 post charge, now do I?). The sigil's obvious effects, however, will not only merge the two, but also change the natures of the energies involved-giving rise to some new energy, like Pulchritude to Sword and Squid Ink, having properties of both, able to create and destroy. Not sure how that will work in practice. The weapon would deploy this compound energy, nameless right now, as well as the vanilla Creation and Destruction energies as well, henceforth containing the powers of Brine and Markus as well as something more. The result would be roughly the same, to be honest, as if I had just done a somewhat lower charge (say, 20 posts) to make a weapon that merely contained both and could fire either at will (or both if I felt particularly suicidal), but it would be incredibly unsafe, as the energies had the slightest opportunity to collide, and that would be quite the blast that no-one would appreciate. Or survive, probably. With this weapon, the risk is less likely to exist as the energies are contained in such a way that they would undergo the merging process instead of exploding, leaving something that is still plenty dangerous, but not nearly as absolutely destructive as the crazy blast that would result from the two energies going unmoderated. Being a bit of a bomb nut, I appreciate how to make stuff explode, but I also appreciate how to make stuff not explode.
The apparatus used to collide the two rings is far more simple than the sigil-It's just basically a cannon to fire both weapons into each other, directly under the sigil, with a single switch. It's also technically in the void, only accessible by a series of doors and portals (made via Heat Death and Aperire Clausa). If this screws up, this will hopefully force the reaction to some unoccupied space in the void wherein the blast would hopefully be nothing more than a lightshow at worst. For a Godmodder of a higher level or someone more prepared, this wouldn't nearly be as much of a concern and this would probably go off without a hitch, but...Err, the Sigil is really powerful and WILL defintiely facilitate the reaction and get the desired result, almost guarenteed on that much, but in getting it that powerful, I had to reduce the radius to something extremely small, henceforth making it only capable of facilitating it in a very small area, small enough that it would actually matter. There also has to be enough force to make them react, and unwanted side-effects could occur should there be anything other than air touching the weapons on collision, which is why the cannons are involved. The precision on the tuning of the cannons is immense and previous offscreen testing had Brine/Markus and a replica representing the other weapon colliding dead on every time tested, but the risk of missing is still (ever-so-slightly) present, and they are still cannons as opposed to something more stable and safe. In other words: If the collision misses by a quarter-inch and doesn't hit dead-on over the sigil, well...Yeah. I'm not getting my weapons back, to say the least.
I've described all I can. My other self hits the switch, extremely nervous. They fire, and for the shortest of seconds I break out into an immense cold sweat. Seriously the chance of this going wrong in every possible way, and it would have to in order to make the explosive effect I described, is nigh-infinitely low, but the results if that were to happen would destroy both weapons, along with a massive chunk of the server and take the dilapidated state of this place up to 11. It would affect almost everything on the server from extreme radiation alone. 90% of GodCraft's main server rendered inhospitable with a single blast.
This explosion does not happen. All the panicking was for naught. The fusion, in that second, took place without a remote hitch. The sigil, having done its one job, dissipates, and the apparatus, though still functional, is now not being used for much of anything. I breath a sigh of a massive relief and preview the freshly-christened Mythos, including it's level for reference. (Yes, Twin, this is the theoretical merge of Brine and Markus that we talked about earlier).
Then, the fifty post charge. Describing this is MUCH easier. While that overly-wordy and overly-dangerous thing was being done, I myself was charging up a ball of power similar to Generic's. It's infused with the power of Doors and movement, and without any further ado, because I've already talked your ear off in describing the procedures of merging Brine and Markus above, I drop it upon myself, empowering myself with Doors and movement abilities. From now on, I have an extra +10% dodge chance courtesy of a door sometimes appearing to intercept the attack-either by taking me out of the way or sending the attack into a point in the void wherein it winds up doing nothing. However, this comes with a trick: I have to actually attack the entities I want the extra dodge chance against, and the extra dodge chance refreshes after the EoTB. It also doesn't stack on the same entity: I can't get 40% dodge chance against a Single Entity by attacking it all three times, but I can attack three entities for a 20% dodge chance against those three, at best. It is at this point that the Mythos is returned to me, allowing me to equip it in place of Markus/Brine.
With all of that said, I take the power of my long-winded exposition and fire it at the Hellkite dragons, damaging them with Exposition Damage. May need edits.
I also really hate that I missed a whole updop waiting for the previous updop.
I take control of CogWynd, and follow Talist's requests. I'll keep the mechanics on a separate document for sake of my sanity, one I often reference. For now, though, I will simply request it use Extra Plating (as it's in Normal Operations) to make sure X-Plauge doesn't take it too soon.
Brine = dj0aSHDe
Markus = I!Hc98hqO
You fuse the two and create...
Mythos (Level 20)
MYTHOS: An indescribable arm that flashes with every color known to existence, warping space and time around itself. It has two modes: Creation Mode and Oblivion Mode. If the weapon enters Creation Mode, it will turn into an awe-inspiring white-hot machine gun/railgun/arm cannon that is imbued with the sacred power of Mojang, the gods who sculpted the universe as you know it. If the weapon enters Oblivion Mode, it will turn into an arm cannon with no barrels and a scythe formed at its tip. It is wrapped in shadow and is imbued with the very essence of chaos, as well as Herobrine, its servant. In its arm form, the weapon has both powers combined and also has the power of Limbo, the order in between Light and Dark. It judges the scales of life and death, determining what lives and what does not.
It's so punny it makes me want to punch something. But enough propunding on puns, it's time to punmel something. Fist, I jump through SCP-786. After that, I punch a wormhole through into a Dragon's lungs. A not-very-lung time later, the Dragon finds that its wings are dragoning on the ground as it is being asphyxiated. The other dragons, reading this, attempt to punish the dying Dragon for its failure by forcing it to listen to a track of bad puns. However, I track down the source of the puns and punch a button turning the projected puns into a feed to a Pun Announcement System. After satiating my curiosity to the bad pun quality, and incidentally exposing the other dragons to puns of punchworthy propunsities, I proceed to pund another dragon's brain until it is mush.
I then re-enlarge.
"That was not any pun at all. Everypun, remind me not to do that again."
I wonder if the Indigo Flame emits Hoovooloos.
EDIT:Gah, I didn't mean to post this yet! Why I even composed it in-browser mystifies me. I mean, how did I mist the misting intercalary posts? Gah, what's pun is pun and it can't be unpun. Oh well.
SECOND EDIT:Just going to null my Twinja'd post...Ignore the talking about double-posting, it has officially never happunned.
THIRD EDIT:Now I want to go punch something. Ignore doublepost talk AND undoublepost talk. But not actions.
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to asphyxiation damage! However, 2 die of pun damage!
I take out a spell. It is titled "Lucky Star". It deals damage without any types attached to it. Suffice to say, A Hellkite Dragon got killed.
All your teammates beat you up and deal 5 damage before you do that, because if you killed a Hellkite Dragon with that, they would become immune to ALL damage!
I see Wilson, and wave to him.
Oh hey, did we ever...
No, you're not Tricksterifying him (is that even a word?). That's rude, especially considering that he came here to fight with us.
But-
No. I'm not letting THAT happen again. Besides, we'd get shot/Banhammered/killed by everyone else.
Speaking of which, we still have that bangun, right?
...Yes.
Let's use it!
This will probably go horribly wrong, but whatever I guess.
I then decide to take out my bangun and shoot the Hellkite Dragons, banning them to deal ban damage. I then continue shooting, attempting to ban Oblivion and some Omega Turrets. A shipment of double D batteries suddenly appears, healing Radd.
I toss Lothyra the Planck's Decad, but it tragically hits her in the face due to some weird quantum mechanics stuff happening. I have no idea how that happened. Anyways, she now has another decad. Woo, I guess? I then steal Bender's gun and rename it to Antimak Nanofuser, and apply the Unrenamable Omega debuff to it..
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 34/50
Chris-Chan 6/50
(26 charges which I salvaged, which may or may not be useable depending on your response to Tazz)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 8/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-8, Tazz-46, crystal-20, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Hellkite Dragon killed by ban damage! 2,000 damage to Oblivion and an Omega Turret!
The Omega Turrets pull the batteries towards them via tractor beam and use them to recharge themselves, gaining +15,000 health each!
PLANCK'S DECAD: A set of ten transparent D10s whose pips are solid green. They are imbued with the very power of quantum mechanics, not operating on a normal plane of existence.
I go on an epic quest to level up. It was EPICLLY-EPIC! It would probably be the best thing ever (JK) and I would have animated it (alla homestuck) if I hadn't lost my flash account ( J K). So, unfortunately I will timeskip through it. I am now level 15. If this isn't allowed, how can I level up?
I ingect high-octane Sweet dreams and Nightmare fuel in the hellkite dragons in any way possible. I then give them emotions so the attack works, I then just kill the hellkite dragons. You don't no how so it could be anything. The vagueness causes the omega turret to stop firing for one turn. Why? well, Undefined.
As you deal damage, you will gain XP. As you gain XP, you will level up! It's as simple as that.
Hellkite Dragon killed by nightmare damage! The Hellkite Dragons are immune to unexplainable damage, so your second attack fails!
(When a dragon dies, I continue the chain on another dragon. If an attack fails, I continue to the next one.)
I start off by attacking a Hellkite Dragon with the combined powers of every railway station in existence, creating a tetrahedron of railway station energies that blasts the Hellkite Dragon with railway station damage! I continue by attacking it with the powers of every inclined plane in existence, combining the ramps and other inclined planes into a single ramp that releases an icosahedron of ramp energies that obliterates the Hellkite Dragon with ramp damage!
Next, I combine the powers of every set square in all of existence, creating a giant forty-five-degree set square and a giant sixty-degree set square which collectively expel an oblate-spheroid-shaped blast of set square energies. The set square energies deals massive set-square-type damage. I then gather every fifteen puzzle ever created and combine them into a giant fifteen puzzle that solves itself in a manner involving SCP-033 and reality-warping. From the bottom right corner emerges a cuboid-shaped bolt of energy that slams into the Hellkite Dragons, dealing fifteen puzzle damage!
I then summon every floppy disk in existence and combine them into a floppy disk of ultimate storage! It unleashes data storage energies at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing data storage damage! I then summon to my location every book printed in a Brahmic script, unleashing Brahmic energies onto the Hellkite Dragons that deals Brahmic script damage!
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (Level 10: 1/11)
AK-1889: An assault rifle that can write deadly calculus tests and fire them at targets, causing portions of their body to be cut out and be replaced with compact cubes a short while later.
5 Hellkite Dragons killed by railway station damage, ramp damage, set-square-type damage, fifteen puzzle damage, data storage damage, and script damage!
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (2/7)
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (5/7)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (2/5)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
Can I use the Indigo Flame for other things after I alchemize The Mindwalker? I mean, it is the essence of knowledge. Such things should be carefully and sparsely used. Imagine utilizing a Hazel Wand with the power of Bill. Actually, no. That's pointlessly frivolous, and it would likely explode in my face. That reminds me. Seeing as the Hazel Wand is now a 413 post weapon instead of a 355, I check the level of the Hazel Wand once more.
I stare at the Hellkite Dragons. At the current moment, I see only one course of action. I pull a small scroll from my alchemical bag, and unfurl it carefully. The scroll's content appears to be written completely in Daedric script. Not Alternian. Daedric. The scroll itself seems to have been worn over many loä of vigorous exposure to the outside in a fashion that should not be described in any way whatsoever. Trust me, you do not want to experience what I did to obtain this scroll. Traversing the planes of Oblivion for around a week is rather detrimental to one's health, especially when the entry places the body in some sort of comatose facsimile. Your body eventually dies of dehydration, and then you get stuck in Oblivion for eternity. Not a pleasant experience. That is, if you lack wards capable of sustaining yourself for the next millennium. Granted, I doubt I'll survive to be over one thousand loä old. At this point, I would be surprised if I had another loä left. Things will change, good things will come to an end, and the violet mage shall loop eternal. The end times have come upon us. Granted, that won't be for some time. Hah. And, in case you have not noticed, I will be annihilated by time. Anyhow, I bring the scroll further up to my eyes, and begin to mutter silently to myself in a a harsh-sounding language mildly reminiscent of Infernal. I know too many arcane languages, honestly. A blazing red-orange ring of pure energy appears around several dragons, slowly blossoming into dark, shadowy energy. It is not shadow magic. No, as was stated somewhat discretely by the beginning of this exposition, I shall be utilizing the power of oblivion itself. Quite the monolithic task, I might admit, yet such an endeavor will likely enhance my knowledge. Thusly, I continue chanting quietly. Static crackles ferociously in the room, pulsating with the energy of a thousand suns, for an infinitely minuscule fraction of a nanosecond. Eldritch magic gathers around the dragons, unbeknownst to their considerable knowledge of reality. The unknowable tend to do that. I cannot fully say I know everything there is to know of such creatures. In fact, I can reasonably say I know nothing of them, and am just a charlatan attempting to comprehend the universe in whatever manner I see fit. But, if I do know one thing, it is that we are all insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Suddenly, several Hellkite Dragons disappear, oblivion magic vibrating around their previous locations. I lower the scroll, furling it once more.
Tension from the beginning of this Trial comes to a head...
You know what? I have had. ENOUGH. OF.
I pull out the Ender Orb, the Golden Err, the Broken Disc, and all my Chaos alchemies. I then fire straight up. The burst of Chaos, Oblivion, Fractive, and Glitch energies peters out before reaching the top of the tower, but allows bypass of this STUPID FLOOR and possibly more than that.
Following the removal of the ceiling, I pull out all my Octal and Spiral Sunbombs, set them up using Tazz if necessary, use residual Glitch energies to remove the resistances of the dragons for 9.01 seconds, push the detonator, and wrap a pocket dimension around the AGs, Ns, and their entities that shunts anything that would otherwise breach it into the Void.
==Utter OP Scaled Obliterative Force Omitted For Brevity==
The pocket dimension collapses back into normal space, to see a large scorch mark, and an utter absence of any non-AG dragons.
"ANY QUESTIONS?"
>Netpatham: Ascend.
Seriously. It hasn't even been a week. You need to calm down.
The OP Scale rolls over right as you are about to remove the ceiling, since that would be game-breaking!
X-B-G-O-X (1/30) (If you already hate the X-Plague, put charge into this.)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 10/10) Heck yes. Hopefully it retains the Glitch-Proofness.
With that done...Well, I need it to actually fit and wrap around. Void Proof-Armor && (Moorblade Frame && Fabrico Essentia) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). The frame includes the rotating 'steering' ring I told you about before, but otherwise is very little to mention: It's the framework of the Moorblade, nothing more nor less, having no particular special properties that I am aware of.
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 8/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 8/9)
As I did obtain it earlier in mining it out...I inspect Hellkite Armor Shards, Hellkite Scale, and Shelia's AI core (Shelia was interegrated with the armor, was she not? Therefore, the armor's destruction (which had to happen as per my attack that got me the Hellkite scale) meant that she could be isolated from the armor and removed). I'd also like levels for each.
Running out of time, I quickly use Uncloseable on the dastardly Hellkites, having the Horrorterrors attack them with Grimdark damage. Plain and simple. I also test out various fire modes upon the Omega Turrets via my newly-aquired Mythos.
I spot Wilson in the tower. "Oh, you're joining the battle, friend? Huh...Didn't think you were going to do that, honestly, but I don't disagree with the choice at this stage. With everything that's been going on, I'd be hard-pressed to think of reasons to entertain the use of a whole world as a cage any further...Welcome to the team, for now. Don't overexert yourself, I'll keep stuff off of your back if you need to take 10, K?"
VOID-PROOF SPACESHIP ARMOR: A set of heavy voidgel plating, voidmetal reinforced by diamond nanogel. It's protected from the Void as well as all sources of corruption, most notably the Glitch. Makes for great material for spaceships.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I Strike a Hellkite Dragon with a Saxxy, (That turns into Gold) but it knows it is Bludgeon Damage. but it sees some Gold where i Hit it, then it is Turning into the Gold and it slowly Moves because of the Legs being stopped due to Gold generating in it's Blood and it is Permanently turned into a Gold and i Smelted it for some Gold Blocks and sell it for Cash It is Gold Damage
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) I Duplicate a Potion of Regeneration III, then i Voted all the Futarama Characters, then i +1 Taz and +1 Talist.
=ACTION=
After going through a lengthy sidequest to get a Pokeflute from a mansion, I use a Pokeflute on Snorlax, playing it with moderate skill.
If Snorlax is unable to be removed via Music, I use CHAIRNOVA on Snorlax.
=LIMBO=
But of course. I investigate the cavern, equipping several mirrors to increase my FOV. Weapons are at the ready, as usual.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Use the Deck of Cards! For reals!
You move into the cavern, gunning down several shadow-based creatures that cross your paths. Suddenly, everything grows quiet and you hear the sounds of footsteps that sound decidedly Minecraft-y. What do you do?
I hop on a turret and augment it with my volcanic turretgloves. As in, I create icyfire turrets on top of the regular turret, and spray icy, firy bullets into the above shaft. Then I equip the Cosmic Fedora and launch a dual solar luna blast, the dual energies reacting and opposing each other, releasing crazy amounts of energy, that a miniature rip in space appears. I focus with the fedora, controlling the rip to designate where the other side appears. And it shows up right under the Snorlax. The bullets are sucked in, and spat out right under the Snorlax, showering it with icy, fiery and bullety damage.
Alchemies:
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes (4/8)
I fire the Narrative Assaulter at a Hellkite Dragon, hopefully dealing Plot Damage.
I then heal vthe PvP Elites.
The Bearger, feeling hungry, takes out a copy of The Summoned Entity's Guide to the Different Dishes of the Multiverse, and looks for snorlax recepies. A snorlax is best prepared by dropping it a long distance, and then roasting it in chili sauce. The Bearger takes out a TM of Wake-Up Slap, learns the move, and jumps down onto the snorlax. It gets ready to slap the Sleeping Pokemon, hopefully waking it up and dropping it a long distance.
The Dragonfly flies towards a 0mega Turret, but notices some nasty plague sheninigans and retreats.
Alchemies
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Expunger (2/11?)
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium (the entirety of the Unihan database as a book) && Creation Majyyks = CJK's Creator (1/11?) (I'm hoping this will function similarly to Arcum Os.)
I begin to create random things with Sacra Geometria that are moving at high speeds towards the Omega Turrets. I summon a fluorite statue of Michael Rosen, a typewriter with a piece of paper appearing to be a typewritten version of Burston's Sorrow inserted into it, a vat of fluoroantimonic acid, a morbidly obese man in an outfit resembling that of a racist hate group with a Star of David pendant around his neck who is also incredibly enraged at the turrets, a giant effigy of the fifteenth letter of the ISO basic Latin alphabet appearing as a circle in most typographical styles, a syringe containing turret-eating bacteria, a pizza-selling establishment named Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria that is different from the setting of the popular game Five Nights at Freddy's and its sequels, a copy of an old book with the cover of the First Folio and the content of Nineteen Eighty-Four, a hairbrush with the inscription "ROFLCOPTER", a golem made of Superman 64 cartridges, a wave of nothing, a wave of palladium statues of the Wizard of Yendor which all appear to be statues of commercial at signs, a musical score titled "Ride of the OMGJets" and 31,415,926,535 paper cutouts of the sixteenth letter of the Greek alphabet representing the voiceless bilabial stop or plosive or the transcendental number beginning with 3.141592.
"I see you dragons attacked my troops. I see you have massive health bars. I see you took some retaliatory damage. I also see that you failed to read the conditions of the retaliatory damage."
The conditions of my retaliation damage shield appear in the air. A particular line is bolded.
...having money,
"I warned you, bro. I warned you about attacking my troops."
The damage values from before appear above the Hellkite Dragon's collective heads. They linger just long enough for the Hellkite Dragons to click as to what's going on.
"Heh."
The damage sustained by all of the Hellkite Dragons skyrockets, shooting from 103000 damage to ALMOST A DOZEN TIMES MORE HP THAN A SINGLE ONE NORMALLY HAS, due to the way percentile damage works. (Hint: This kills MANY of them.) A significant number of the Hellkite Dragons suddenly become completely decimated, their body parts flying everywhere as a result of EXTREME OVERKILL! Even if they try to adapt to the retaliation damage, another line flashes:
...being related to Blue,
Thus, they fail to adapt to the retaliation damage. I give an evil laugh, mocking the dragons.
"YOU FAILED TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, AND YOU PAYED THE PRICE!"
I then charge into close quarters combat, devouring a Hellkite Dragon whole, alive, and screaming. Another Hellkite Dragon withers away from the inside outwards, the armor clattering to the ground where the Hellkite Dragon used to stand. When someone tries to intervene on the grounds that I had already attacked, my drone turns and cracks a mouthless smile.
"That bit earlier wasn't me attacking. They did that to themselves. I just brought it up for them."
My drone turns back to the Hellkite Dragons.
"Now, class, have you learned today's lessons? To recap: READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU DECIDE TO ATTACK, AND NEVER. ANGER. A GOD."
"CAREFUL, YOU'RE GOING MAD WITH POWER AGAIN. AND I DON'T MEAN REGULAR MAD, I MEAN A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL OF MAD."
"Of course I'm going mad with power. Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you."
Okay, all Hellkite Dragons lose .000001% of their max health instead!
Guys, protect the Logic Cannon. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE against many SCPs. Zoidberg, use this thing called Megaversal on it.
Zoidberg uses Megaversal on the Logic Cannon, healing it. If that does not work, he heals it normally with Universal Power instead. Bender unleashes [REDACTED]slayer, killing dragons with Rock music damage. Amy rams her hoverboard into a dragon, killing it with Hoverboard damage. Fry unleashes his lack of a delta brainwave at the dragons, killing them with Lack-Of-Delta-Brainwave damage. Farnsworth starts blathering to the Dragons in a senile, old-person way, killing them with Senior damage. Leela does an epic karate kick on a dragon, killing with with karate damage. All of the Futurama Gang will bodyguard the Logic Cannon, taking damage for it. Now, the Logic Cannon itself fires at SCP-682. If that is dead, it fires at SCP-173. If that is dead, it fires at SCP-2317. The SCPs are anomalous and reality warping. The Logic Cannon has Scranton Reality Anchors (which are most effective against SCPs). Results are predictable. The DOOP attack craft attack the Omega Turrets. The DOOP Destroyers use Ray Gun Barrage on the dragons, killing them with Barrage damage. Zapp Brannigan, in a fit of stupidity, launches himself through a missile tube at the dragons, killing them with Brannigan damage. For once his dumb idea actually worked... ONLY IN DESTROY THE GODMODDER EVERYONE! He is then picked up by a spacecraft and returns to the Nimbus (this was the Nimbus's action this turn). From now on until the Nimbus is dead, the Futurama Gate will summon either 20 DOOP Attack Craft or 1 DOOP Destroyer per turn.
==Excavate==
Lothyra looks at the Snorlax.
Meh. It seems that Crystal has already woken it up.
I take the golden molitof and teleport it inside a hellkite dragon. it activates extreme metal poisioning and since I feel like it I torture the hellkites with TERRIBLE FANFICS.
5 damage to omega turrets and Hellkite dragons for every HA. 10 damage for every MWA. 20 damage for every h 40 damage for every s.
so then I hook the hellkites up to a machine where they were feeded a knowledge of all TV shows. I then reveal all of the spoilers. This literally blows their minds , killing them. Gravity falls and Steven universe had quite the death count.
NOTE: if one of the attacks fails. I will move to the next one. for every Hellkite dragon killed in this post : I get one Hellkite soul, their armor, and a pair of Hellkite claws. After the attack. I equip these and gain the immunities of the hellkite dragons. I then use this to attack the omega turret
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to all poisons, and the fanfics have no effect because they're immune to agony damage. The laughter has no effect since the damage output is so minimal, but 2 Hellkite Dragons end up dying to spoiler damage! The Hellkite Dragons' body parts are so powerful that they explode when you try to take them! You take 5 damage!
The Chaos Shard creates a pack of six Chaos Beasts (same stats as before), who attack entities randomly.
these things... they're used by rich/\rd to destroy overpowered entities. like chuck norris. this one is prob/\bly /\n e/\rlier prototype or something. we might w/\nt to st/\y out of its r/\nge.
Well, I obviously use a PokeFlute to get the Snorlax to just, you know, move out of the way. If this has already been done then instead I'll just meta my way into the files for our characters and change our Type to "Ghost", making us immune to the Giant Snorlax.
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (3/7)
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (6/7)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (3/5)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I suddenly draw a wand of intertwined hawthorn and some odd pale white crystal. The most notable feature of the rod is likely the crystallized Ghast Tear at the top of the rod. Such a weapon would usually be utilized for frost magic. However, I am capable of manipulating the inherent magic of the thing to form a far more deadly weapon. Or, at the very least, I think I am. Regardless, I desire to test out a bit of research I did regarding the nature of the crystals within the Outer Lands. As such, I wave the wand through the air. Heat is slowly drained from the room, until the sheer presence of the rod appears to drain bodily heat, piercing through the dragons' armor, inducing pangs of chilled pain throughout their every movement. Obviously, the dragons are incapable of being harmed by frost damage. That would be ridiculous. This is merely gathering energy. I find the vast majority of my spells and weapons are endothermic, to some extent. Crystalline structures begin to grow in the darkest corners of the room, occasionally shimmering with a fell light, as if entrapping ancient secrets not meant to be comprehended. I flick the rod once more, staring at the Hellkite Dragons stoically. Nothing appears to occur. On the outside, of course. Internally, things are not nearly so obfuscated. At the current moment, the Dragons are suffering from a specifically-designed arcane curse. Slowly, their bones turn to crystal, splintering under the impressive weight of the actual body of the dragons. This lack of bodily structure would ordinarily kill the opposition instantly, but I am not nearly so certain. As such, I wait. The crumpled forms of the afflicted dragons are slowly mutilated as sharpened crystalline structures puncture holes through their hides and armor. The precious blood of the foul dragons spills to the floor, frothing and pooling together. As this occurs, the blood crystallizes as well. I ignore any pleading screams of any sorts from the dragons. There is no room for ethics in this Trial. Soon enough, the flesh and bone of the dragons affected by my curse have transformed completely to crystal, leaving only the still-beating hearts of the creatures remaining. Slowly, the occult affliction spreads down the arteries and veins, creeping towards the heart, which is currently glowing with the collective essence of the dragon's energy, confined to a singular organ. The crystallization process abruptly ceases. Suddenly, the crystalline statues are blown to pieces by a blast of psionic energy. Shards of crystal rain upon the being's within the room, along with a thick smog of crystalline powder. When the dust settles, nothing is left of the statues, save large amounts of shards and powder. I advise you do not take any of it. While it is rather valuable, it is likely cursed. Hah. I toss the rod towards another dragon, and proceed to telekinetically accelerate it to a point in which it pierces the armor and hide of the creature, before vaporizing itself, and the dragon with it.
4 Dragons killed by crystallization damage! Additional dragon killed by vaporization damage!
I "heal" the Hellkite dragons. I heal them of all their worries and fears, they won't even have to fight anymore--THE PILLOW I'M HODING IS UNREALATED OKAY!! Because I completely and entirely heal the Hellkite dragons, they cease to exist. Why? The only living thing that is completely problem less does not exist at all. If that fails, then I use creepiness and metaphor damage to kill Almost all of the hellkite dragons at once. The attack activates one more attack, accidental creepiness .
UBGF: 3/11
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to un-existing damage! Hellkite Dragon killed by creepiness damage and metaphor damage!
+2 to Generic.
18/50
19/50(+1 from Erelye)
19/50(+1 from Erelye)
I pull out the Crystalantholocore and shape magic around it into a medigun form, then channel its natural aura into a reasonable facsimile of a medibeam pointed at myself.
I take out Lil' Cal, who curses the Omega Turrets. I then use the Pale Valve to hit the Omega Turrets, and smack some Hellkite Dragons to deal twitching damage, confusion damage, and randomness damage.
I then check on Rafflesia. All's well, and I prepare to deploy.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 40/50
Chris-Chan 7/50
(26 charges which I salvaged, which may or may not be useable depending on your response to Tazz)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 9/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-8, Tazz-47, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Lil' Cal Curses the Omega Turrets! The Pale Valve deals a Cursed 45,000 damage to an Omega Turret!
Hellkite Dragon killed by twitching damage, confusion damage, and randomness damage!
PERMAFROST: A chilling blue sniper rifle that is extremely cold to the touch. It can fire ice cores that will deal heavy damage, create jagged ice explosions, and can hatch into arctic creatures forged from construction materials. It can charge its shots to deal more damage.
Torchwand && Endothermic Fire = Holewand (Level 3: 1/4)
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I summon the Souls of the Democracy Force, then Lord Dome knew the Hellkite Dragons are causing Chaos and contains Anarchy power. and he Fired the Democracy Beam at the Hellkite Dragons. however Flareon and her Democracy Pokemon are joining the struggle to send us some more Orders and Control against Chaos.
I preview Thaumonomitron && Essence of Knowledge and Thaumonomitron && Essence of Time.
+2 to Generic.
19/50
20/50
20/50
I summon up a piece of bread, infuse some Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence into it, and toss it to a random player or entity on Team Excavate.
The Hospitable Void -c STAR Turret x6 = The Void's STAR (4/4)
THE VOID'S STAR: A modified version of The Hospitable Void that contains six STAR Turrets used for offense.
SCREEN SENSOR: A crystallized pane that is ripe with the essence of the senses, allowing the viewer to see and hear what the screen displays (it can display anything going on in a large radius around its user), almost like they're really there.
Bedrock-Tipped Wand > Fine = Voidmetal-Tipped Wand (Level 5: 1/6)
Thaumonomitron > Fine = Thaumonomenon (Level 6: 1/7)
If anyone decides they want to join the IUPC, respond to Eric's to-everyone message and say that you would like to join the IUPC, and he'll let you join the meeting with those who took him up on his offer.
Hank charges up the stairs slightly, brings up the Emerald Nova after downing another potion of revival, and opens fire on the hellkite dragons, completely circumventing their immunity to bullets by instead dealing SoW damage.
It seems you've got lots of friends around here Wilson.
The TARDIS:
Eric frowns.
That thing looks like its been here a while...
If its really that powerful, its probably the reason this hill is mostly empty.
The Emerald Nova kills 3 Hellkite Dragons with Spoil of War damage!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I watch SCP-173
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $170
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 7/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 7/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 7/11
-HMAS Ship-
So, did anything interesting happen?
Yeah, actually...
Blue proceeds to summarize her conversation with Engie to Red, which he obviously already knew the contents of.
He said something about a dream... you can do some magic to recover those, right?
...Depends, but I can try...
Huh, just lost my train of thought... so, shall we take off?
Sure.
Void Chest && Void Interface && Order Chest = Hammer Chest (4/7)
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (7/7!)
Indigo Flame && Crystal Ball = The Mindwalker (4/5)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I inspect The Boring Mind. Afterwards, I alchemize Houndius Shootius && Nightmare Fuel && Warded Cognitio Jar && Concentrated Oblivion Essence (1/???). Secondary turrets are obviously necessary.
I stare at the Hellkite Dragons. If my memory serves me correctly, the dragons are not immune to damage via psionics. As I stare at the dragons, amethyst energy pours out of the cracks on my Goggles of Revealing. Hah. The light grows brighter. I glow with an amethyst aura, crackling with pure psionic energy. I slowly remove the goggles from my eyes, muttering under my breath as I do so. As the purple lenses move away from my eyes, it becomes painfully obvious what is occurring. Assuming that you haven't already figured it out already. My eyes are a singular shade of violet, emanating the occasional bolt of electricity. I focus, seeing as I promised not to use Mind Honey quite some time ago. Besides, I'm not exactly an advocate of extreme mental agony, which is saying something, considering I have to constantly suffer through the voices of the imminently deceased, as well as the whisperings of the Other Gods, and the occasional mutterings from unknown sources which pervade my mind for no discernible reason. Regardless, it is not an enjoyable existence. My eyes, still pulsating amethyst, seem to be emitting a sizable amount of light, seeing as my eyes can no longer be seen beyond the particularly large veil of psionic magic. I continue to focus, trying to avert my attention as little as possible. It is extremely dangerous to do such things, given the possibility of sudden release. Suddenly, two monolithic optic blasts erupt from my eyes, each around four to five meters in diameter at their thickest points, accelerating towards the dragons. The faint smell of ozone is drowned out by the horrific stench of charred flesh, and melting armor. This is rather odd, considering the fact that it did not actually deal a point of heat-based damage. Several dragons lie upon the floor. Pardon me. The remnants of creatures that could once be identified as dragons lie upon the floor, hunks of charred flesh lying amongst pools of molten armor. Two messy holes have been blown through the opposite wall, straight to the outside server. Several other dragons appear to have had their nervous systems shut down by a variety of arcane emanations, disabling their ability to attack for as long as they remain affected by the blast, a time that could be ranged from ten hours to the rest of their natural lives. I blink several times, revealing the fact that my eyes have returned to their normal state, before sliding the Goggles of Revealing back over them. Not exactly something of note, but that is not a concern. Yet, of course. Actually, it might be a point of interest to test if somebody's psionic powers are amplified if they have their eyes gouged out. It would either provide less resistance for the optic blasts, or disable their ability to act as a psionic. Well, that, and I get sizable amounts of blood for some arcane testing. Another point of interest might be to see whether or not psionics can utilize optic blasts as a means of attack if they are blind. My tests have shown that it completely disables their ability to utilize optic blasts. For the blind, that is. Regarding those without eyes, the lack of eyes might supercharge the optic blasts with pain, or something of the sort.
Suddenly, I pull out The Illumination, and activate it.
Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea, approx. 13:54
My vision is immediately directed to the most important location on Earth. For me, of course. Knowledge is power, after all, and this city has a large amount of secrets. Most of those secrets cannot be seen by the eyes of the mundane, unfortunately. However, I can certainly try. The vision of the Illumination is immediately diverted to the infamous Pyongyang Metro, an underground subway system beneath the streets of Pyongyang, as was made evident by its name. The vision of the Illumination passes by a plethora of walls, before stopping abruptly. There does not appear to be anything special about this wall. The Illumination's sight delves directly through the wall. Ordinarily, this would be pointlessly frivolous. However, the vision shows a narrow, short hallway, ending at a heavy-looking dark gray stone door. Interesting. I immediately go through it with the Illumination. The area behind the door is rather spectacular. A cylindrical chamber heading downwards at least forty feet, before ceasing at some sort of pedestal at the bottom. The entirety of this vault is composed of the same heavy-looking dark stone as the door. Instead of traversing the unusually-stable looking spiral staircase down, I send the vision of the Illumination directly to the bottom, to sight what this vault is containing. Firstly, I note another slade doorway, presumably heading deeper into the vault. However, I carefully scrutinize the object atop the pedestal. It is an incredibly sharp sword, composed of some sort of maroon red. If my knowledge serves me correctly, this is adamantine. The handle of the sword is composed of some sort of smooth, black material. Suddenly, static begins to rim the edges of the Illumination's screen. Not even bothering to fight for control, I watch as the screen fades to black. Before the screen fully fades to black, I look upwards. Traversing downwards by means of the stairs are three men. One, a tall, older African American fellow who seems to radiate wisdom. The second, a man that can only be described as the Supreme Leader Marshal. The third, a tall, older white fellow who seems to project an invisible aura of badassery. My screen finally fades.
THE BORING MIND: A corotite arcane bore surrounded by an aura of potent destruction. It can be controlled by its user's own mind, as can the destructive aura, which can manifest into actual tendrils of energy.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I drop a pile of lapis on a hellkite dragon.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $172
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 8/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 8/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 8/11
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 10/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-8, Tazz-47, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Hellkite Dragon killed by Red Miles damage and ring damage! (Red damage and mile damage aren't even things!)
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Going to Remake it soon in the Actions + Pesters...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I see 11 Cyan Squad members that is in the Advanced-Professional Line and they do a All-out Attack at the Hellkite Dragon, Spamming 2x Power/Damage 2x Defence Slicing Bashing Stabbing Jabbing Burning Freezing Poisoning Withering Paralyzing Glitching etc. with their Different Weapons Items Equipment etc. but All of them Doesn't Work! then one of the Warriors of the Cyan Squad says Oh Sh- We have to Go now! RUN! and one of them placed the Anti-Hellkite Dragon Mininuk (a Nuke with a much smaller Explosion) on the Hellkite Dragon, then All jumped off the Tower with a Hole and do a Skydive and they use a Parachute to land safely, and i hide while i Hide in the Derbis/Walls/Coverage to Pester... (See his Reaction in the Pesterlog)
Go Breloom! Breloom, use Worry Seed! 'Sorlax's ability changed to insomnia!' (can't sleep) Breloom, now that its ability isn't immunity, use Toxic!
(I actually used a Breloom to tank during the Deoxys fight even though my guy was 30 levels lower and had a type disadvantage. Flash + Double Team + bright powder OP)
Commands:
- Fayther: Apply a violent memory to Wilson. SYNERGY! (Means he'll start out angry and thus deal more damage this first turn)
- Deck: Got the Ace of Spades, so, reshuffle! Next draw... 8 of Diamonds. That plus the Ace of Diamonds last turn means 20,000 damage + 6,000 per turn for 4 turns on one of the turrets.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
- Four of Clubs: Deal 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns.
Angler Knife && Keldeo hair (as its a water type) && judge's scales= Kelpie's Blade 2/8
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 4/7
I hope this isn't as stupid as I think it is... But... thanks for coming with me. At least I won't be alone. Oh, I almost forgot...
He quickly runs back into his store. After a few minutes, he comes back out wearing The Sparker and placing his Hosi-no-Tama into an ender pouch.
Alright, now I'm really ready. Lets... lets do this.
Eventually, he arrives at the tower, shining with emerald light. This must be the place. He also vaguely remembered this place being the tree of Yggdrasil before. How fitting. He had fought for the first time here, and now will fight for the last time here. He walks into the tower and starts to slink his way through the massive hoard of players that are all piled into the building. Seeing the staircase, he makes his way up it and enters the actual battle.
Whoah... that's... that's a lot of creatures. Not sure how I could expect anything else.
He glares over at Insert_Generic_Username/Tempo. He still remembers that.
You're... T-... uh... Tazz? I think? Well, I'm glad I have some support here. Speaking of which, I should probably actually do something. I fire a Potion of Flares at one of the dragon things, killing it wit- ... no... I... I can't. ... Luckily for me, I don't think those turrets would mind if I destroyed them...
Wilson makes an amazing entrance with polarity rush on one of the stronger turrets for 79 THOUSAND damage! (19k base, +20% from anger, +15% damage from anger, *3 from Fayther. Wilson also has a level 8 alchemy, the Sparker. Not sure if that does anything though.)
I hop up to the top of the shaft, kicking any stupid buzzsaws out of the way with my barbed boots! If I die to this mask, let me body fall into the Snorlax's mouth; I DOUBT they can eat barbwire!
Oh and, sorry for any typos, my wrists are a bit sprayed-ish from falling yesterday.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I increase gravity on a hellkite dragon by a factor of ten, killing it.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $174
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 9/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 9/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 9/11
-Earth, DPRK-
Supreme Leader Marshal Kim Jong-un spent the day looking at a variety of objects of interest, as he did often.
X-EXTINCTION 40/40
The X-EXTINCTION is done!!! The X-Plague suddenly evolves drastically, mutating so it cannot be cured in any way without modpack (tm) official curing solution, which I send one copy of to the genetic/summon code of Generic's summon that he chooses to use it on. The percent of infection is much greater, with a 50% chance for players (nerf if need), 80% from an infected entity to its target, and 70% to go to an attacking entity. It also has a 25% chance to jump to a random entity on the field.
The pigmen attack Piono, using their new upgraded plague they are infected with. (GET REKT BOI)
I go up to the Hellkite dragons, and I show them the newest memes. The brand newest memes. Like, the rarest of pepes. And the top of keks. The dragons cannot comprehend the true nature of this attack. I also stick a syringe of the X-Plague, that I got from the mutation of the virus. I stick it in all dragons I can, hopefully getting one to a point where it can affect others. (Players and entities)
I summon every copy of Superman 64 ever and force the resulting ball of Superman 64 into a single Superman 64 cartridge. The resulting singularity of Superman 64 then projects a beam of pure Superman 64 into a Hellkite Dragon, dealing Superman 64 damage!
LOOMINARTY 420: A teal/green sniper rifle that contains the very essence of Illuminati rants. Everything, EVERYTHING is somehow intrinsically linked to the Illuminati, which must always be confirmed somehow. This rifle can help show your enemies that, firing the raw power of Illuminati rants at targets.
X-B-G-O-X (20/50) (Need to raise the bar to compensate for X-Extinction. Modpack, I reject your reality and substitute my own...Also, assists don't work on Alchemies. Also, thanks everyone! +2 this and me if you want to get rid of the X-Plague. All assists WILL go here for sake of sanity.) (Gutza'd x4, Generic'd x4, Talist'd x2, Pricey'd x2, Ire'd)
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 9/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 9/9) Excellent!
I think the smoke-system (to deter heat-seeking rockets) was missed entirely...Probably thrashed beyond repair, though. Ah well. I can make a new one. Smoke Deployment System && Gaseous Nausea II Potion && Gaseous Potion of Harming II = ??? (Level 1: 1/?)
I challenge the Hellkite Dragons to Super Smash Bros 4 (3DS version). One to three accept my challenge, of course, as failure to accept would damage them (all) via challenge-turn-down damage. Naturally, I pick Pikachu while they all pick Charizard, because it looks like a dragon. The stage is set as Battlefield, 4 Stock for 8 minutes, no items, as per typical tournament regulations, and the game quickly begins...Except, as it turns out, they are INCREDIBLY BAD at this game. Partially because they don't have arms suited for the 3DS's controls, meaning they can barely maneuver their characters at all. In fact, almost wholly because of this. I naturally come out with a flawless victory, defeating them all without so much as 1%. The Hellkites who accepted my challenge are quickly slain via Flawless Defeat damage while the TF2 Administrator announces their failure: "You didn't even do damage!"
I coerce Split into murdering some Hellkites with his biznasty moves and delirious time-based devastation.
Wow, that charge just shot up.
HUD COCKPIT: The cockpit of the Moorblade, where the ship is controlled. It possesses a tactical overlay which allows the user to view holographic images of his surroundings, making it useful for keeping track of enemies during battle. Up to six holographic images can be displayed at a time.
Smoke Deployment System + Gaseous Nausea Potion II + Gaseous Harming Potion II = Gaseous Concoction System (Level 6: 1/7)
3 Hellkite Dragons killed by flawless defeat damage!
(sorry, didn't check last turn. >_< Imma try to attack dragons now, but it may fail.)
Since my sword shattered after hitting the tower(darn gold durability), I turn my attention to the Hellkite Dragons. "DAAAAAANG you guys look weird." Demoralized by my insult, they are distracted long enough for me to pull off a Super Epic Kamehameha at the strongest-looking guy.
2 Hellkite Dragons killed by kamehameha damage!
Okay, here's how the X-Plague works now. There's a 25% chance it will be spread to a random entity each turn, an 80% chance for any entity an infected entity attacks to get infected, a 60% chance for any entity attacked an infected entity to get infected, and a 33% chance for any player attacking an infected entity/player to get infected.
Oblivion infects the Robot Master Armada with the X-Plague! The Chaos Shard summons some Chaos Beasts!
Here's how SCP-2317 works: it is charging up a devastating attack, Doomsday, which will unleash on the field in ten turns and deal heavy damage to all entities on the field upon use. Since its weak spot is uncovered, all player attacks to SCP-2317 will deal x5 damage, but ONLY players can attack it! The other SCPs SCP-2317 has can be attacked by entities though.
SCP-682's attack power is lowered as it loses health. SCP-076-2 respawns three turns after death no matter what. SCP-173 cannot be killed, but a player can look at it, raising its Visibility by +25% (it will take four players to fully raise it). SCP-173 has a chance equal to its Visibility to not attack that turn. I hope that clears everything up!
Split raises Broken Anachronism and uses its creation energy and Red Sun powers to kill 4 Hellkite Dragons by creation damage, Red Sun damage, and timeclone damage!
The Planet Express Crew (bar Leela) loses a Respawn due to the X-Plague! They then heal the Logic Cannon for +10,000 HP and kill 4 Hellkite Dragons with rock music damage, hoverboard damage, senior damage, and karate damage! Fry's attack does nothing because I don't see how that could be used offensively. They then bodyguard the Logic Cannon! The Perfect Shield regens its Inner Barrier, which takes damage thanks to the X-Plague! CogWynd uses Extra Plating, healing +20,000 HP! The Logic Cannon deals 15,000 damage to SCP-682! The PVP Elites deal a cursed 9,000 damage to an Omega Turret! The Enchanted Deck draws the Ace of Spades, reshuffling itself! It then draws the 8 of Diamonds, instantly killing an Omega Turret!
The Everyman imbues a Hellkite Dragon with complexity and items, expending -5 Creativity! Since complexity is only used on template entities, nothing happens! Fayther applies a violent memory to Wilson! The Futurama Gate summons 20 Attack Craft! The Attack Craft deal cursed 7,500 damage to an Omega Turret! The Destroyers kill a Hellkite Dragon with barrage damage! The Nimbus kills 2 Hellkite Dragons with Brannigan damage! Wilson turns Angry thanks to Fayther and ONE-SHOTS the remaining Omega Turret!
The Hellkite Dragons deal 22,500 damage to Fayther! The Anti-Chuck Norris Turret and Chuck Norris then burst through the wall (which is repaired), engaged in their eternal battle! The Turret fires nearly all of its secondary weaponry at everyone in the room while keeping its main weapons focused on Chuck Norris! The Inner Barrier, PVP Elites, Lil' Slugger, and Oblivion are all annihilated!
All of a sudden, Team Excavate hears a noise that sounds suspisciously like Cans about to burst through the wall Kool-Aid Man style. They pray to God that it is not Cans about to burst through the wall Kool-Aid Man style. All of a sudden, the Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall Kool-Aid Man style. He's carrying a jetpack and lands on the bottom of the elevator! In the middle of the elevator, a hole opens up with a fireman's pole descending down to a platform anchored to the elevator! This is the Bottom of the elevator, and it's where Kool-Aid Man is!
Entities can and will appear at the bottom, and you will have to go down and defeat them yourselves: the turrets can only fire upwards! Thankfully, entities at the bottom cannot damage the Elevator Cable. But you still have the buzzsaws to contend with, meaning you're on a time limit! Make this quick!
IMPORTANT: I finished Generic's Comb Rave, Octet Hell! Check it out!
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20. Protected.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 19/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 12/20.
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. SCP-682: 35,000/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 18,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 25% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Doomsday: IIIIIIIIII
Split: [N] HP: 207,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Hellkite Dragons: [PG] HP: 999,999,990,000,000,000/999,999,999,999,999,999. (x45.) Current list of immunities.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
modpack... I'm on your freaking team!!! WHY!?!?! Apparently the rumors I heard of you wanting to join the IUPC were just that...
AH FOR THE LOVE OF!!!! Twin, polite request, have Hank do something nasty to modpack in retaliation for the plague, preferably something ironic like taking the cure and knocking modpack into the middle of the pigmen.
It's been a week on this Trial. Mostly, however, it's FELT longer than that, and it's a bit tedious...
GAH!
I go on a rampage, killing dragons with rampage damage.
I am eminently tired of this GORILLA. 11, YOU finish this.
I don't even want to bother. This is POINTLE11.
>11: Descend.
I join team Excavate, then use Broken Disc powers to slice the Ichorium sawblades off at the extendy bits.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Joins Team Excelsior! And I throw a potato at the Hellkite Dragons. At first, it does nothing, but then it explodes in a storm of fries and hash browns, overloading one of them with carbohydrates until it dies.
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My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
Dude. It has literally been 4 turns. How have you somehow gotten frustrated THAT QUICKLY?
It's like 175 Godmodders, only more stupid. Also this is just Ascended Mooks. So it's just ANNOYING and it feels like it's taking way too long.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I finish the Crimson Minienders, duplicate one for personal use, and toss them all over to Tazz. I then shoot the Omega Turrets with mine.
I then check up on Rafflesia. Yup, it's grown real strong. I... kind of don't want to summon it anymore, it's just going to get killed anyways. I instead get it to grow a lovely bow for myself. I obtain the Thorn Bow.(Is this okay, Twin? If not I'll just summon the entity but I kind of don't want to now.) It has a random chance to poison enemies on attack.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 Spent
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 50/50 (+6 salvaged charges) Spent
Chris-Chan 33/50 (+20 salvaged charges)(+4 from various other people)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 11/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-10, Tazz-37, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I deny that one of the Hellkite Dragons exist. Amazingly, this works. ...Wait, what do you mean that just saying one of them doesn't exist works for everyone? HOW DOES THAT WORK? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
...Ugh. Right. Let's just heal Pit before something else messes up worse then it has already.
modpack... I'm on your freaking team!!! WHY!?!?! Apparently the rumors I heard of you wanting to join the IUPC were just that...
AH FOR THE LOVE OF!!!! Twin, polite request, have Hank do something nasty to modpack in retaliation for the plague, preferably something ironic like taking the cure and knocking modpack into the middle of the pigmen.
To be completely honest: Discussion has been made that we just teamkill Modpack until he forks over the cure on the basis that he's dying so quickly he doesnt' even get a turn. That, and the Godmodder is now officially in the "I want you all dead" mode more than the "No PvPing" mode by Word of Twin, so you may spend time attacking him directly. That being said-and this goes to EVERYONE thinking of attacking Modpack-wait for him to be somewhat more compliant and give out some more X-Plague vaccines to everyone (except the PGs, but I'm an AG so bias, and there's nothing stopping Kayne from joining in and demanding it for PG interests anyways.)
Suddenly a beautiful noise begins coming from outside. The Godmodder sees the most beautiful creature in all of existence speeding towards the Tower and down the elevator shaft. He's too stunned to react in any way, shape or form. The EVA-01 unit, being 200 meters tall, crushes the Giant Snorlax under its weight, and then eats it in Berserk Mode. Truly this was a gift from above.
Since this is my final strike of the turn, I pick up a Smash Ball and use my FINAL SMASH...then I remember I don't have one. The Dragons are confused, wondering why I'm just sitting there glowing like a rainbow, giving my allies an opening to strike.
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My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
Staring in the face of death, I use generic's +6 to do X-IMMUNITY 7/7. This adds to the X-EXTINCTION-PLAGUE. The Virus is now immune to any cures, or assaults against it. HAAAAAAH. I then give MYSELF the virus, and await attack.
Also. I'd like to point out that even if I broke a floor, it has a five-turn cooldown, but meh.
Holy Notch, that was just. Stupid. Anywho.
I go back up to Excelsior long enough to bring the Everyman, and the createstolen Hellkite Dragon (now named Archmagnate Frederickton), down to Excavate.
I then use the Golden Err to negate X-IMMUNITY. Stop, Modpack. Just stop.
Oh, and Twin, the Everyman can basically createsteal mooks, which was what was done, as the Hellkite Dragons do not in fact have anything complex other than resistances. So would you mind adding the AG Imbued Hellkite Dragon, Archmagnate Frederickton, to Excavate. I will note that the Hellkites are not immune to this at the moment, and the adaptability was not modified by the creativity.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Good thing the Hellkite Dragons are immune to Bullet Damage, or I'd be over them like a pack of wolves.
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 42/50
Starfall Sync: 17/50
I use the Line Cutter Katana and Nightcoal in order to create the Night Edge, a jet-black sword with steel colored as deep as the night sky.
On top of that, I prepare to use something against the Hellkite Dragons...
AMMAH FAHHRRRINN MAH LAYYZAHHHHH!!!!!
BLLLAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!
Just take note that this is Shoop Da Whoop! damage.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Act 3! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Beloved Head (18/20) (Isaac Aid.)
X-B-G-O-X (20/50) (Need to raise the bar to compensate for X-Extinction. Modpack, I reject your reality and substitute my own...Also, assists don't work on Alchemies. Also, thanks everyone! +2 this and me if you want to get rid of the X-Plague. All assists WILL go here for sake of sanity.) (Gutza'd x4, Generic'd x4, Talist'd x2, Pricey'd x2, Ire'd)
Void Proof-Armor && (Moorblade Frame && Fabrico Essentia) = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 9/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 9/9) Excellent!
I think the smoke-system (to deter heat-seeking rockets) was missed entirely...Probably thrashed beyond repair, though. Ah well. I can make a new one. Smoke Deployment System && Gaseous Nausea II Potion && Gaseous Potion of Harming II = ??? (Level 1: 1/?)
I challenge the Hellkite Dragons to Super Smash Bros 4 (3DS version). One to three accept my challenge, of course, as failure to accept would damage them (all) via challenge-turn-down damage. Naturally, I pick Pikachu while they all pick Charizard, because it looks like a dragon. The stage is set as Battlefield, 4 Stock for 8 minutes, no items, as per typical tournament regulations, and the game quickly begins...Except, as it turns out, they are INCREDIBLY BAD at this game. Partially because they don't have arms suited for the 3DS's controls, meaning they can barely maneuver their characters at all. In fact, almost wholly because of this. I naturally come out with a flawless victory, defeating them all without so much as 1%. The Hellkites who accepted my challenge are quickly slain via Flawless Defeat damage while the TF2 Administrator announces their failure: "You didn't even do damage!"
I coerce Split into murdering some Hellkites with his biznasty moves and delirious time-based devastation.
TehEpicNinja9001 joins the Anti-GM side!
I start out by taking my trusty gold sword (with sharpness 9000) and throw it at the godmodder.
(Weak, I know, but I'm just warming up.)
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
No. That's not how it works. He can't even be targeted right now, and that would never work.
Ignore him. Yeah, just check the last turn and decide what to do from there. Either 1. Find something the Hellkite Dragons AREN'T immune to or 2. Go kill some Swordsmiths before the elevator crashes.
"Your sword falls flat on the floor. The Godmodder is secure at the top of his Tower! How were you going to hit him?"
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use the 55% loss rate from a series of battles I just lost in Sm4sh to increase the next attack's effectiveness by 55%.
He scream
(sorry, didn't check last turn. >_< Imma try to attack dragons now, but it may fail.)
Since my sword shattered after hitting the tower(darn gold durability), I turn my attention to the Hellkite Dragons. "DAAAAAANG you guys look weird." Demoralized by my insult, they are distracted long enough for me to pull off a Super Epic Kamehameha at the strongest-looking guy.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Alright then, who is he taking out?
Hellkite Dragon killed by unorthodox damage!
If you killed one with brain failure, they'd become immune to brain failure damage. That's just how it works.
Okay.
...That's a lot of Ts.
Player or entity?
The Hellkite Dragons dissolve into smoke upon dying, like all Minecraft mobs!
Brine = dj0aSHDe
Markus = I!Hc98hqO
You fuse the two and create...
Mythos (Level 20)
MYTHOS: An indescribable arm that flashes with every color known to existence, warping space and time around itself. It has two modes: Creation Mode and Oblivion Mode. If the weapon enters Creation Mode, it will turn into an awe-inspiring white-hot machine gun/railgun/arm cannon that is imbued with the sacred power of Mojang, the gods who sculpted the universe as you know it. If the weapon enters Oblivion Mode, it will turn into an arm cannon with no barrels and a scythe formed at its tip. It is wrapped in shadow and is imbued with the very essence of chaos, as well as Herobrine, its servant. In its arm form, the weapon has both powers combined and also has the power of Limbo, the order in between Light and Dark. It judges the scales of life and death, determining what lives and what does not.
You gain the Doorior Drive passive!
5 Hellkite Dragons killed by exposition damage!
You gain control of CogWynd!
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to asphyxiation damage! However, 2 die of pun damage!
All your teammates beat you up and deal 5 damage before you do that, because if you killed a Hellkite Dragon with that, they would become immune to ALL damage!
Hellkite Dragon killed by ban damage! 2,000 damage to Oblivion and an Omega Turret!
The Omega Turrets pull the batteries towards them via tractor beam and use them to recharge themselves, gaining +15,000 health each!
PLANCK'S DECAD: A set of ten transparent D10s whose pips are solid green. They are imbued with the very power of quantum mechanics, not operating on a normal plane of existence.
Shiny Metal Ass renamed to Antimak Nanofuser!
As you deal damage, you will gain XP. As you gain XP, you will level up! It's as simple as that.
Hellkite Dragon killed by nightmare damage! The Hellkite Dragons are immune to unexplainable damage, so your second attack fails!
Ea Core && Control Array && Focusing Array = Ea Array (Level 8: 1/9)
The Snorlax wakes up! He is happy that he had a restful sleep for it and punches through the wall, leaving.
The Sizer && SCP-063 = The Brusher (Level 10: 1/11)
AK-1889: An assault rifle that can write deadly calculus tests and fire them at targets, causing portions of their body to be cut out and be replaced with compact cubes a short while later.
5 Hellkite Dragons killed by railway station damage, ramp damage, set-square-type damage, fifteen puzzle damage, data storage damage, and script damage!
+1 Vote to all Player special attacks! The HHHH deals 10,000 damage to Oblivion!
Since the OP Scale is a concept and the Hellkite Dragons are immune to meta damage, it fails!
8,000 damage to the Ultimate Wily Machine!
Sure.
Hazel Wand (Level 50)
4 Hellkite Dragons killed by oblivion damage!
Seriously. It hasn't even been a week. You need to calm down.
The OP Scale rolls over right as you are about to remove the ceiling, since that would be game-breaking!
VOID-PROOF SPACESHIP ARMOR: A set of heavy voidgel plating, voidmetal reinforced by diamond nanogel. It's protected from the Void as well as all sources of corruption, most notably the Glitch. Makes for great material for spaceships.
Ruined Moorblade Frame && Fabrico Essentia = Moorblade Frame (Level 8)
Moorblade Frame && Void-Proof Spaceship Armor = Voided Moorblade Frame (Level 10: 1/11)
Hellkite Armor Shards (Level -1)
Hellkite Scale (Level -1)
Shiela Core (Level -1)
The alchemies are so powerful that when you take them out to inspect them, they instantly blow up in your face. You take 5 damage!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LOCKPICK - UNCLOSEABLE
2 Hellkite Dragons killed by grimdark damage!
Omega Turret destroyed!
+3 HP!
2 Hellkite Dragons killed by gold damage!
You move into the cavern, gunning down several shadow-based creatures that cross your paths. Suddenly, everything grows quiet and you hear the sounds of footsteps that sound decidedly Minecraft-y. What do you do?
Hellkite Dragon killed by plot damage!
+3,000 HP to the PVP Elites!
Bow && Unihan Database Compendium && Creation Majjyyks = Arcus Orientum (Level 10: 1/11)
17,000 damage to an Omega Turret!
Okay, all Hellkite Dragons lose .000001% of their max health instead!
Ray Gun -O Enlarge = Large Ray Gun (1/5)
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to all poisons, and the fanfics have no effect because they're immune to agony damage. The laughter has no effect since the damage output is so minimal, but 2 Hellkite Dragons end up dying to spoiler damage! The Hellkite Dragons' body parts are so powerful that they explode when you try to take them! You take 5 damage!
You take a small shard of Yggdrasil Wood.
Chaos Beasts added!
4 Dragons killed by crystallization damage! Additional dragon killed by vaporization damage!
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to un-existing damage! Hellkite Dragon killed by creepiness damage and metaphor damage!
1,000 damage to Oblivion!
Hellkite Dragon killed by word damage!
2 Robot Masters killed!
+5 HP!
Lil' Cal Curses the Omega Turrets! The Pale Valve deals a Cursed 45,000 damage to an Omega Turret!
Hellkite Dragon killed by twitching damage, confusion damage, and randomness damage!
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10: 1/11)
Whoops, I didn't know that.
Okay, I'll explain that in the EOTB.
Alright, you have to tell it to do that though!
7,000 damage to SCP-076-2!
Hey, I'm a Neutral entity.
PERMAFROST: A chilling blue sniper rifle that is extremely cold to the touch. It can fire ice cores that will deal heavy damage, create jagged ice explosions, and can hatch into arctic creatures forged from construction materials. It can charge its shots to deal more damage.
Torchwand && Endothermic Fire = Holewand (Level 3: 1/4)
Lord Dome's master of democracy, not anarchy!
The Hospitable Void -c STAR Turret x6 = The Void's STAR (4/4)
THE VOID'S STAR: A modified version of The Hospitable Void that contains six STAR Turrets used for offense.
SCREEN SENSOR: A crystallized pane that is ripe with the essence of the senses, allowing the viewer to see and hear what the screen displays (it can display anything going on in a large radius around its user), almost like they're really there.
Bedrock-Tipped Wand > Fine = Voidmetal-Tipped Wand (Level 5: 1/6)
Thaumonomitron > Fine = Thaumonomenon (Level 6: 1/7)
You can't alchemize an entity with itself!
+4 HP to NinjaV!
The Emerald Nova kills 3 Hellkite Dragons with Spoil of War damage!
Contact Lenses && Computer && Wireless Reciever = Lenscomputer (Level 3)
+25% Visibility to SCP-173!
THE BORING MIND: A corotite arcane bore surrounded by an aura of potent destruction. It can be controlled by its user's own mind, as can the destructive aura, which can manifest into actual tendrils of energy.
Houndius Shootius && Nightmare Fuel && Warded Cognitio Jar && Concentrated Oblivion Essence = Oblivionus Shootius (Level 7: 1/8)
4 Hellkite Dragons killed by psionic damage! The holes in the wall are instantly repaired by a multitude of panels...
Hellkite Dragon killed by lapis damage!
Hellkite Dragon killed by Red Miles damage and ring damage! (Red damage and mile damage aren't even things!)
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to nuclear damage!
Wow.
Your foot is sawed off and you take 10 damage!
Ouch. Hope you feel better!
Hellkite Dragon killed by gravity damage!
X-Plague modified! You cannot take +1s and +2s and funnel them into alchemy charges! The Highblood Memeblade stays at 4/11.
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to meme damage, unexplainable damage, and sickness damage!
LOOMINARTY 420: A teal/green sniper rifle that contains the very essence of Illuminati rants. Everything, EVERYTHING is somehow intrinsically linked to the Illuminati, which must always be confirmed somehow. This rifle can help show your enemies that, firing the raw power of Illuminati rants at targets.
Hellkite Dragon killed by Superman 64 damage!
Is that an alchemy?
Hellkite Dragon killed by Shoop Da Whoop! damage.
Wow, that charge just shot up.
HUD COCKPIT: The cockpit of the Moorblade, where the ship is controlled. It possesses a tactical overlay which allows the user to view holographic images of his surroundings, making it useful for keeping track of enemies during battle. Up to six holographic images can be displayed at a time.
Smoke Deployment System + Gaseous Nausea Potion II + Gaseous Harming Potion II = Gaseous Concoction System (Level 6: 1/7)
3 Hellkite Dragons killed by flawless defeat damage!
Welcome! Your sword falls flat on the floor. The Godmodder is secure at the top of his Tower! How were you going to hit him?
Next attack will minicrit!
2 Hellkite Dragons killed by kamehameha damage!
Okay, here's how the X-Plague works now. There's a 25% chance it will be spread to a random entity each turn, an 80% chance for any entity an infected entity attacks to get infected, a 60% chance for any entity attacked an infected entity to get infected, and a 33% chance for any player attacking an infected entity/player to get infected.
Oblivion infects the Robot Master Armada with the X-Plague! The Chaos Shard summons some Chaos Beasts!
Here's how SCP-2317 works: it is charging up a devastating attack, Doomsday, which will unleash on the field in ten turns and deal heavy damage to all entities on the field upon use. Since its weak spot is uncovered, all player attacks to SCP-2317 will deal x5 damage, but ONLY players can attack it! The other SCPs SCP-2317 has can be attacked by entities though.
SCP-682's attack power is lowered as it loses health. SCP-076-2 respawns three turns after death no matter what. SCP-173 cannot be killed, but a player can look at it, raising its Visibility by +25% (it will take four players to fully raise it). SCP-173 has a chance equal to its Visibility to not attack that turn. I hope that clears everything up!
Split raises Broken Anachronism and uses its creation energy and Red Sun powers to kill 4 Hellkite Dragons by creation damage, Red Sun damage, and timeclone damage!
The Planet Express Crew (bar Leela) loses a Respawn due to the X-Plague! They then heal the Logic Cannon for +10,000 HP and kill 4 Hellkite Dragons with rock music damage, hoverboard damage, senior damage, and karate damage! Fry's attack does nothing because I don't see how that could be used offensively. They then bodyguard the Logic Cannon! The Perfect Shield regens its Inner Barrier, which takes damage thanks to the X-Plague! CogWynd uses Extra Plating, healing +20,000 HP! The Logic Cannon deals 15,000 damage to SCP-682! The PVP Elites deal a cursed 9,000 damage to an Omega Turret! The Enchanted Deck draws the Ace of Spades, reshuffling itself! It then draws the 8 of Diamonds, instantly killing an Omega Turret!
The Everyman imbues a Hellkite Dragon with complexity and items, expending -5 Creativity! Since complexity is only used on template entities, nothing happens! Fayther applies a violent memory to Wilson! The Futurama Gate summons 20 Attack Craft! The Attack Craft deal cursed 7,500 damage to an Omega Turret! The Destroyers kill a Hellkite Dragon with barrage damage! The Nimbus kills 2 Hellkite Dragons with Brannigan damage! Wilson turns Angry thanks to Fayther and ONE-SHOTS the remaining Omega Turret!
The Hellkite Dragons deal 22,500 damage to Fayther! The Anti-Chuck Norris Turret and Chuck Norris then burst through the wall (which is repaired), engaged in their eternal battle! The Turret fires nearly all of its secondary weaponry at everyone in the room while keeping its main weapons focused on Chuck Norris! The Inner Barrier, PVP Elites, Lil' Slugger, and Oblivion are all annihilated!
All of a sudden, Team Excavate hears a noise that sounds suspisciously like Cans about to burst through the wall Kool-Aid Man style. They pray to God that it is not Cans about to burst through the wall Kool-Aid Man style. All of a sudden, the Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall Kool-Aid Man style. He's carrying a jetpack and lands on the bottom of the elevator! In the middle of the elevator, a hole opens up with a fireman's pole descending down to a platform anchored to the elevator! This is the Bottom of the elevator, and it's where Kool-Aid Man is!
Entities can and will appear at the bottom, and you will have to go down and defeat them yourselves: the turrets can only fire upwards! Thankfully, entities at the bottom cannot damage the Elevator Cable. But you still have the buzzsaws to contend with, meaning you're on a time limit! Make this quick!
IMPORTANT: I finished Generic's Comb Rave, Octet Hell! Check it out!
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Also, since I fixed a bug that had been plaguing the Original Post for a while, I am updating the Echeladder again! Check it out when you can.
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Think of attacks the Hellkite Dragons can't defend against!
> Team Excelsior: Get rid of the X-Plague!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Kool-Aid Man!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
> All: Join a Team if you haven't already!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 0/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Ground Floor:
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20. Protected.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 19/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 12/20.
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???. Chaos Beasts: 6,000/6,000 HP. (x6.)
SCP-2317: [H] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. SCP-682: 35,000/50,000 HP. Attack is lowered as its HP is lowered. SCP-076-2: 18,000/25,000 HP. Respawns three turns after death. SCP-173: 25% Visibility. Visibility can be raised by 25% if a player watches SCP-173. Has a chance equal to the Visibility to be unable to attack. Weak Point: The stump of the third head; attacks here deal x5 damage. Only players can target this. Doomsday: IIIIIIIIII
Split: [N] HP: 207,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x902.)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x743.) Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x47.)
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII X-Plague: IIIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII X-Plague: IIIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII X-Plague: IIIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII X-Plague: IIIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII X-Plague: IIIII
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 2. Inner Barrier: 0/60,500/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/60,500/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/60,500/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. X-Plague: IIIII
Perfect Sphere Modules: [AG] Bridge: 20,000/50,000 HP. I AF Hangar: 33,000/100,000 HP. I Aureus Spawner: 50,000/50,000 HP. Squares: 1/1 HP. (x5,000.) I Lightning Modules: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Weath Ray: 75,000/75,000 HP. III
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 125,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 50%. In Normal Operations. Winding down. Next attack tripled. X-Plague: IIIII
Logic Cannon: [AG] HP: 71,000/200,000. Uses logical inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦, 4♣.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RA
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 22/30. Creativity: 13/50. Nutrition: 8/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 170,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Happy x2.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x36.) X-Plague: IIIII
Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. DOOP Attack Craft: 500/500 HP. (x90.) X-Plague: IIIII DOOP Destroyer: 15,000/15,000 HP. (x3.) Nimbus: 90,000/90,000 HP. Has a chance to make tactical errors. Kingdom Come: IIII
Wilson: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Emotion: Courage. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 25%. State: +30.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Hellkite Dragons: [PG] HP: 999,999,990,000,000,000/999,999,999,999,999,999. (x45.) Current list of immunities.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 95% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.)
Isaac: [AG] HP: 22/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
Bearger: [AG] HP: 65,000/80,000. Earthquake: III
Ichorium Buzzsaws: [PG] Invincible. Will destroy the Elevator Cable in two turns!
Kool-Aid Man: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. At the bottom of the elevator.
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 68.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III DISABLED (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
13 Weasel Snot
modpack... I'm on your freaking team!!! WHY!?!?! Apparently the rumors I heard of you wanting to join the IUPC were just that...
AH FOR THE LOVE OF!!!! Twin, polite request, have Hank do something nasty to modpack in retaliation for the plague, preferably something ironic like taking the cure and knocking modpack into the middle of the pigmen.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
@Twin:Either/or. By effective health.
It's been a week on this Trial. Mostly, however, it's FELT longer than that, and it's a bit tedious...
GAH!
I go on a rampage, killing dragons with rampage damage.
I am eminently tired of this GORILLA. 11, YOU finish this.
I don't even want to bother. This is POINTLE11.
>11: Descend.
I join team Excavate, then use Broken Disc powers to slice the Ichorium sawblades off at the extendy bits.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Joins Team Excelsior! And I throw a potato at the Hellkite Dragons. At first, it does nothing, but then it explodes in a storm of fries and hash browns, overloading one of them with carbohydrates until it dies.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
It's like 175 Godmodders, only more stupid. Also this is just Ascended Mooks. So it's just ANNOYING and it feels like it's taking way too long.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
TehEpicNinja uses a sword. A dragon dies of unoriginality.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
I finish the Crimson Minienders, duplicate one for personal use, and toss them all over to Tazz. I then shoot the Omega Turrets with mine.
I then check up on Rafflesia. Yup, it's grown real strong. I... kind of don't want to summon it anymore, it's just going to get killed anyways. I instead get it to grow a lovely bow for myself. I obtain the Thorn Bow.(Is this okay, Twin? If not I'll just summon the entity but I kind of don't want to now.) It has a random chance to poison enemies on attack.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 Spent
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 50/50 (+6 salvaged charges) Spent
Chris-Chan 33/50 (+20 salvaged charges)(+4 from various other people)
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 8/10
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10) 3/11
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 11/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-3, Gutza1-10, Tazz-37, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 42/50
A.B.E.: 6/50
"Right. Typeless damage now equals all damage."
I deny that one of the Hellkite Dragons exist. Amazingly, this works. ...Wait, what do you mean that just saying one of them doesn't exist works for everyone? HOW DOES THAT WORK? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
...Ugh. Right. Let's just heal Pit before something else messes up worse then it has already.
To be completely honest: Discussion has been made that we just teamkill Modpack until he forks over the cure on the basis that he's dying so quickly he doesnt' even get a turn. That, and the Godmodder is now officially in the "I want you all dead" mode more than the "No PvPing" mode by Word of Twin, so you may spend time attacking him directly. That being said-and this goes to EVERYONE thinking of attacking Modpack-wait for him to be somewhat more compliant and give out some more X-Plague vaccines to everyone (except the PGs, but I'm an AG so bias, and there's nothing stopping Kayne from joining in and demanding it for PG interests anyways.)
/null.
1ST POST
Suddenly a beautiful noise begins coming from outside. The Godmodder sees the most beautiful creature in all of existence speeding towards the Tower and down the elevator shaft. He's too stunned to react in any way, shape or form. The EVA-01 unit, being 200 meters tall, crushes the Giant Snorlax under its weight, and then eats it in Berserk Mode. Truly this was a gift from above.
He scream
Since this is my final strike of the turn, I pick up a Smash Ball and use my FINAL SMASH...then I remember I don't have one. The Dragons are confused, wondering why I'm just sitting there glowing like a rainbow, giving my allies an opening to strike.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = Highblood Memeblade 5/11
DONE Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = Onyx Obol 5/5
+2 to Irecreeper
Staring in the face of death, I use generic's +6 to do X-IMMUNITY 7/7. This adds to the X-EXTINCTION-PLAGUE. The Virus is now immune to any cures, or assaults against it. HAAAAAAH. I then give MYSELF the virus, and await attack.
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Also. I'd like to point out that even if I broke a floor, it has a five-turn cooldown, but meh.
Holy Notch, that was just. Stupid. Anywho.
I go back up to Excelsior long enough to bring the Everyman, and the createstolen Hellkite Dragon (now named Archmagnate Frederickton), down to Excavate.
I then use the Golden Err to negate X-IMMUNITY. Stop, Modpack. Just stop.
Oh, and Twin, the Everyman can basically createsteal mooks, which was what was done, as the Hellkite Dragons do not in fact have anything complex other than resistances. So would you mind adding the AG Imbued Hellkite Dragon, Archmagnate Frederickton, to Excavate. I will note that the Hellkites are not immune to this at the moment, and the adaptability was not modified by the creativity.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!