The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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and there at once.
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same as this one
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Don't have one
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48/50 and 3/50 +2 to gutza1
Well, because entities can only go upwards for whatever reason, I'll go downwards and send my ultimate entity upwards. However, it hasn't quite been approved yet.
Commands: There's nothing to attack right now
Bind Ace of Diamonds to "Next time you draw a card, if it is black, double its effect. If its red, double the number of targets hit. This effect doesn't trigger on utility cards."
@Engie: Strange... I remember Wilson giving you a similar sermon during the DreamScape. With the whole they have their own lives and dreams thing. It was after you casually mentioned ending a quintillion lives. And, it didn't really have much of an effect on you.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Violent | Violent | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2
to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through
the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Enchanted Deck
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 218$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 36/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 6$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer (3/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (5/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (3/6)
Abyssal Inferno 50/50!
Inky Shard 8/8!
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I cast Horrorterror on Oblivion. He deserves it, to say the least.
8/8 Expended.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:35
Meanwhile, in an area quite some distance away from the laboratory in which the covenite experiment is currently being conducted, an Infusion Altar sits. This is the primary Infusion Altar of the citadel, one that has not been used since I made my previous upgrades to the Hazel Wand. But, that is not what I am here for. Yet, at least. Hah. It would be easier to simply utilize this one the entire time, instead of having to traverse through several miles of subterranean staircases and halls. In fact, the last thing that occurred here was the exportation of some cargo, courtesy of mister Zand, into one of the storage levels. But, I digress. Suddenly, a figure composed entirely of amethyst energy appears, the arcane magic emitting a minuscule amount of light, slightly illuminating the dimly-lit room. The only other light source in the area is likely the candles around the Altar. Suddenly, the amethyst energy morphs into a Minecraft avatar, one that is under my control. I carefully scrutinize the contents of the room. There appear to be no discrepancies. Satisfied to some marginal extent, I stride towards the obscenely stabilized Altar, directly to the central pedestal, upon which I place what appears to be a Balanced Shard. After this occurs, I place four things on the surrounding pedestals. Three ink sacs, and a shadowy fluid gray flame, radiating destructive energies. If you have not figured it out yet, it is Alumentum. But, at this point, it would be reasonable to say the only people who care enough to read this know what Alumentum is. After placing the four objects upon the surrounding pedestals, I draw the Hazel Wand. Before I tap the Runic Matrix with the bronze wand, I look over to the east wall. The Essentia Reservoirs are all full. Upon seeing this, I tap the Matrix. Aubergine light immediately begins to pour forth from the arcane contraption, directly coinciding with the flow of essentia into the center of the Matrix. I take several steps backwards, observing the process. Approximately forty-seven seconds pass before the Matrix begins consuming the ingredients. No adverse flux-based aftereffects transpire, due to the seemingly excessive amount of occult items stabilizing the Altar. A burst of aubergine sparks signifies the completion of the infusion. I take the resultant item off of the central pedestal. It appears to be a shard of solid ink, infused with the energy of the Inky Abyss. I carefully place the thing on a long worktable lining the north wall of the infusion room, along with a plethora of other odd objects.
50/50 Expended.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:54
Some time later, I inspect the objects upon the table, as well as the ones I have created in the time I have spent within this room. There are two Arcane Singularities, the aforementioned Inky Shard, a singular flame of Alumentum, the Primordial Pearl I obtained from the Outer Lands in Intermission 3 with extreme difficulty, a Primal Charm, and two full jars of liquid ink, along with other assorted nonsense which is not of note in the present. With a thought, the Singularities, Alumentum, Inky Shard, Primal Charm, and ink jars levitate into the air, emanating a dull violet light. The aforementioned objects move telekinetically over to the Infusion Altar, coming to rest on the pedestals. Nothing appears to be upon the central pedestal, oddly enough. Daring not to harm the Primordial Pearl in any way whatsoever, I cautiously pick it up, and stride over to the Infusion Altar. I slowly place it upon the pedestal directly north of the central pedestal. Evidently, something of great power will go atop the central pedestal to serve as the catalyst to what appears to be a rather deadly-looking infusion. Suddenly, I draw something from within my inventory, and toss it onto the central pedestal. This object is, of course, the Hazel Wand. My expression remains entirely stoic. This is going to be incredibly risky. The initial infusion will likely awaken the primarily passive Primordial Pearl's energy. The three greatest focal points of magical energy at hand (the Hazel Wand, the Primordial Pearl, and the active Runic Matrix) will clash for dominance, generating what is likely an obscene amount of instability of a caliber of which I have not yet observed. I open a nearby chest telekinetically, and pull a single instrument out of it with my mind, allowing it to rest in my hand. The instrument in question is a Void Aspected Silverwood Wand. Before I dare attempt to begin the infusion, I turn around, and turn the valve on a nearby essentia tube. The Essentia Reservoirs suddenly receive a large influx of essentia. My eyes shift to the Infusion Altar once more. Slowly, I step towards the thing, raising the wand in my hand. Silently, tensely, I extend the wand to the Runic Matrix and, within an instant, tap the thing, before rushing away. Immediately, aubergine light pours from the Matrix in absurd quantities. In fact, an aubergine glow can be seen from the vast majority of the windows in Grayhold's many towers and spires, malevolently pulsating, despite the fact that the infusion room contains no windows, and no open doors. I toss the wand back into the chest, before sprinting to the other side of the room. When I come to stare at the Runic Matrix once more, I notice bursts of aubergine electricity emanating from the thing in almost routine blasts. Everything not bolted to the floor slowly begins to move towards the center of the room, including me. To remedy this, I mutter a quick phrase, lost in the sound of the electricity. My inadvertent course towards the Runic Matrix ceases. The bolts of unstable lightning slowly grow in size. All the while, I notice something. There appears to be some sort of pattern to the movement of the lightning. It appears to be moving in a vortex-esque shape around the Runic Matrix, and is evidently accelerating in speed. Drops of some silver liquid, likely quicksilver, fall from the core of the Matrix, and therefore the Altar. The initial phase of the infusion seems to have been completed. By which I mean that half of the essentia required has been drawn from the only available source. Copious amounts of hissing begin erupting through the entirety of Grayhold. Pockets of Flux Gas and Flux Goo begin appearing as explosions, fortuitously leaving the environment undamaged, rocket throughout the fortress. The Flux Scrubbers within the area struggle to cope with the rapid pace of the instability. Nothing can be heard within the room over the roaring of the winds cycling around the Runic Matrix; the vortex has assuredly grown in strength since I initially described it. However, there is one thing that is louder than the winds and the explosions, seemingly bellowing over the rest.
Meanwhile, even to those outside of Grayhold, something seems incredibly wrong. Perhaps it is the fact that every single window is pouring aubergine light into the rest of GodCraft. Perhaps it is the sound of explosions and wind roaring. Of course, none of those garnered any attention. GodCraft certainly contains such things on a daily basis. No, it is the whispering which garners the attention of every player in the area. Hundreds of thousands of screaming, agonized voices, all attempting to say a plethora of indecipherable things. In fact, it cannot be identified whether or not the indecipherability of the whispering comes from the fact that it is in a different language, or that it is too garbled to even comprehend. The voices metaphorically gnaw at the back of the minds of those within range, extremely painfully.
Back within the infusion room, it is complete and utter chaos. Bursts of unstable lightning blow small holes in the walls, cracking them, whilst the wind circles around the Runic Matrix, holding everything not bolted to the floor, excluding only me. Strangely enough, none of the items have been knocked off of their pedestals. This is hopefully a turn in fate. There are several irreplaceable items being infused. As I stare into the core of the Matrix, my cracked Goggles of Revealing glinting in the fell light, the essentia stage is completed. A wave of energy forces me directly into a wall, emanating beyond Grayhold itself. A blinking dot of light wills itself into existence in the very center of the Runic Matrix, accompanied by a low hum, which is presumably lost in the sounds of the chaos around me. An explosion of octarine light obscures my vision, and that of anyone within seven hundred miles. That is rather problematic, seeing as the vast majority of the people who will be seeing this light cannot actually see octarine. When vision finally returns to me, I note the tendrils of octarine energy flowing from the Matrix, some writhing madly, some melting through walls. To those outside, it appears as if a blaze of octarine slowly fading into a familiar amethyst has erupted from Grayhold's every orifice, inclusive of the open areas that lead into the Void. In the time it has taken for this to occur, the infusion has consumed the Arcane Singularities, the Alumentum, the Primal Charm, the Inky Shard, and one of the jars full of ink, leaving behind an empty Warded Jar in the process. I struggle back to the ground just as the Matrix consumes the contents of the second jar. Then, I look at the Primordial Pearl. It has levitated several meters above the pedestal of its own accord, and is pulsating with incredibly potent creation energies, runic symbols of an eldritch nature occasionally flowing around it. Instantaneously, a singular unearthly voice pierces the mind of every single being within thousands upon thousands of blocks, exceeding even the whispering in intensity.
Large tendrils of octarine light bend into the Primordial Pearl, flowing into it. At the same time, golden sparks begin to flow into the Runic Matrix, signifying that the Primordial Pearl is beginning to be consumed. Intermixed aubergine, amethyst, and octarine light flow from the core of the Infusion Altar, chaotically rending the senses of those within its considerable reach devoid of all sight for several minutes, save me, once again, whilst golden energy pours from this room in particular, shining in a sinister fashion through the very cracks of the walls out to the outside world. I stare into the heart of the Primordial Pearl, staring as the thing is slowly devoured. After several moments, a screeching noise can be heard, slowly increasing in intensity. It takes those who choose to listen several seconds to realize that the screaming is not one voice, but the collective screams, mutterings, and primal yells of the imminently deceased. Then, everything stops. The sound of roaring wind, the explosions, the whispers, and the screeching. The octarine light flowing out of Grayhold begins to ebb away, slowly morphing into violet before disappearing. Ink drips from the foundations of the fortress, spilling into the rest of reality slowly, before it ceases.
I watch as the infusion is completed. The Hazel Wand is momentarily wreathed in inky flames, an abyssal inferno, if you will, before it becomes safe to touch once more. I stride over, silently, stealthily, carefully, and pick it up, holding it in my hands, scrutinizing it. Now, it is certainly complete, or close on its path in that direction. This does not actually provide a boost in damage. It mainly serves to give me new avenues into what I could do with potential attacks, also increasing the charge time for the weapon. I do hope this is okay.
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Whoops, posted four time that last update. Just going to leave this here so I don't forget to redo that post.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I join team Excelsior
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $154
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 10/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 10/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 10/11
Oh, twin, I derped. The Preston Cole's ships should have left, I forgot to say that. They're hiding out at Vriska's city to avoid being obliterated by everything on the battlefield.
10/11 for the town painter
Hank stays with Wilson, whichever way he goes.
the Bus:
Oh, right, sorry Astria.
I was in contact with Vriska Serket from Homestuck for a while, and she told me that she'd have someone come pick me up at the soonest opportune moment, as she had a surprise for me, which seems to have turned out to be a version of the TARDIS, from a show called Dr. Who.
Skye looks up from her computer again. "Not just any TARDIS, but we've asked around, it was the one Dimentio was flying."
Wow. Okay, that's... Eric just stops, stunned. Coulson continues explaining.
"Essentially, while Vriska was still logged onto Godcraft, piono had her put together an army from the various groups scattered about Godcraft. So she founded a city in a valley that she found that was far enough away from world spawn to be out of immediate danger."
"At first all she accumulated were a handful of fearful refugees, putting up shacks, but once Minecraftians started finding the place, it wasn't long before a proper defensive structure was built, and word started to spread."
"Vriska started a new faction, just for the city, and it turned into basically the only truly safe place in Godcraft, and almost all the refugees who could make their way, did. And this created some interesting interactions."
"Us for example. We're from a world more closely aligned technologically with the Earth Minecraft is based off of, but with access to high level magic and sci-fi tech, this thing has become an effective flying fortress of nigh-unstoppable firepower."
"Eventually, plans started coming out, and after the Dimentio event, Vriska told some of the people she trusted most what had been going on. There was a bit of resentment, but since she was the only one in the loop and able to help us stay informed of events elsewhere, without putting actual people in danger."
"I think that mostly sums it up."
Sanford and Deimos both look impressed. Eric has gotten a wide-old grin on his face.
You okay Eric?
Its not every day your new ride turns out to be the TARDIS.
I think this is the best thing that's happened to me since this bloody war started.
The Preston Cole's ships left after Trial 3 was completed.
WHOOOOOOOOOOO TWIN POST!!!!!!! I buff All AG players and entities by making all their attacks crit or mini crit, 100 percent of the time. I take Epona 2 and apply the opposite affect on Epona 2 while It is weakened I strife it with an infinite strife specifius and every weapon ever. I then equip the essence of undefined and activate it . A Haze sweeps over godcraft, Enveloping everything slowly. There is something peculiar about the haze, it is't haze. It is nothing, absolutely nothing. looking like a blackness in reality, a gaping hole where the world should be. As this void fills the world I start to feel the pull of the essence. Words, some screamed, some whispered. Secrets and knowledge forever censored , forever hidden, are sent to me in an unrecognizable form, as it is in a lighter degree to everything fighting here. The essence slowly slips out of my mental and physical grasp.I regain it before the UNDEFINED escapes. Quickly now, I manipulate the essence, using it to drain the life force of all PG entities, with at least 5% of every creatures life force.
"The power I now hold in my is extremely potent" So, lets have some fun !!"
I take the power and use it to create an artifact that can nullify ONE of any kind of the GODMODDERs attacks
A permanent minicrit/crit bonus would take a lot more than one post to do.
There are no PG entities around, so the power stops before it can do anything.
Woo, Big Gamble! Time to be an outrageous munchkin and toss Justice's Deight at a PG, then loophole it 3 places higher.
... Okay, that was stupid of me.
It's okay, everyone makes mistakes! Now keep trying!
... Why did I even make you. Whatever, go bother Yggdrasil or something.
Sure thing! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ugh. I hate him and everything he stands for. ...Why did I tell him to talk to a tree? Whatever. I should check on the Mesa and finally eat this cherry.
I boil the Cherry Big Bomb thrice, drink the fluids, and eat the pot, then consume the Cherry itself, absorbing all the potent Reality Majyyks. As well as all the deliciousness. I then attempt to ascend to Alpha.
After I ascend/fail to ascend, I attempt to see whether the kids have started or finished their Scratch, and whether they have escaped safely. With my Trifected Ring. That didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meanwhile, my split arrives at Yggdrasil's roots thanks to time travel. Or at least attempts to.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender (Level 10: 1/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-43, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
There are no PG entities around!
You successfully eat the Cherry Big Bang Bomb, the potent reality majjyyks infused within creating a stunning transmogrification inside of you that is suddenly cut short when you are blasted by golden energy. It looks like your attempts to go Alpha Godmodder have failed thanks to the Godmodder's own influence... Looks like he doesn't want anyone else ascending!
The B1 session is still going on, and nothing has changed.
Something that I don't think anyone realized is that splits share a single body. If you grow a split, it's all in your head and the two personalities inside, in essence, take turns at the controls. The same goes with Shatters; it's a purely mental event. The Shatter of me and Split was the only one in history where separate bodies manifested. Therefore, if your split arrives at Yggdrasil's roots, YOU arrive at Yggdrasil's roots.
Right as you are about to use time travel, a plethora of machine guns appears from panels in the floor and guns you down, dealing 10 damage to you!
11 and I join Excelsior Project Big Giant Escalator.
I attempt to simply build a HALI stairway up to the top of the tower, to see what happens.
Suddenly, timeclones of 11 and myself appear and attempt to join Excavate.
+2 HP to the Everyman!
Something that I don't think anyone realized is that splits share a single body. If you grow a split, it's all in your head and the two personalities inside, in essence, take turns at the controls. The same goes with Shatters; it's a purely mental event. The Shatter of me and Split was the only one in history where separate bodies manifested. Therefore, it's not "you and 11" do this. It's just "you" do this.
You join Team Excelsior!
The panels of the tower lift up and reveal hundreds of railguns that suck in the HALI stairway's surface inside their barrels and then retreat back inward.
Right as you are about to use time travel, a plethora of machine guns appears from panels in the floor and guns you down, dealing 10 damage to you!
Void or Live -c Small Living Quarters = Void or Live (4/4!)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (4/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (2/6)
Afterwards, I alchemize Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer (1/???).
I cast The Blot, and fire the Blotspitter at Oblivion.
I'm joining Team Excelsior. That's really all there is to say on the matter, unless I cannot. Also, I doubt putting the Disc of Mojang within all of our collective grasps is a good idea, seeing as one of us could take it out of the group inventory, and annihilate reality, or something of the sort.
~
I do not even bother attempting to escape from Bill's grasp. It will do no good to run.
I know full well how important this particular Journal is to you. I've also taken precautions to make sure you can't destroy it. Or, rather, you will have a hard time attempting to do so. As for how I came to obtain this book, it is a rather long story. But, we've got plenty of time.
I wave my right hand through the air slightly.
If there's one thing I know about the mindscape, it is that anything is possible within its bounds.
A swirling circular window of amethyst energy appears in the normally monochrome mindscape, occasionally ejecting a bolt of arcane lightning in a completely and utterly random direction. Slowly, an image begins to form upon it. After several moments, the vision becomes clear. The area is rather dim, as if it were the middle of night. In general, the place shown appears to be... a gift shop. Hah. Silence dominates. It is quite clearly the middle of night. However, it appears as if there is one person who is currently not asleep within this shack. This person's presence is revealed by the almost monotonous flashing of white light from down the hallway diverging from the central gift shop the window displays. I glance over at the window, and its vision appears to head down this hall. An extremely muffled creaking is one of the only non-natural sounds in this place, likely from the floorboards. The vision of the portal appears to head directly to the source of the flashing, a room containing three figures, or perhaps objects, of note. The vision of the window abruptly ceases heading towards the source, and comes to tensely rest beside the doorway. The vision briefly reveals the hem of dark black robes beneath it, likely insinuating that the vision is from the perspective of some robed fellow. And, considering who summoned this window, it is likely mine. The sight of the window briefly peeks around the corner, into the room. The three aforementioned things of note are an old, decrepit-looking copier, a pig, and a fellow wearing a suit and a fez. The man appears to be using the copier to scan, and print, the pages of some book upon it. The man looks over to the pig, and the perspective appears to shift backwards, hiding from the sight of the man. The fellow appears to say something to the pig, along the lines of "you didn't see nothing." Hah. As he presumably goes back to copying, I, by which I mean the perspective of the window, peers into the room once more. Suddenly, the window shifts in shape from a circular window to a gear. This amethyst gear begins to spin, obscuring the image. When the spinning ceases, the thing transforms back into a window, revealing the interior of the house once more. An hour or two appears to have passed. At this point, the robed figure evidently serving as the sight of the window appears to be staring at some sort of shelf in the central gift shop area. A pale, thin hand with long, nimble-looking fingers dives into the black robes, emerging once more, holding what appears to be a bronze wand. The wand is pointed to an area underneath the aforementioned shelf, and a black light leaks from the tip. The black-robed figure who serves as the perspective of this window reaches underneath the shelf with his other hand, stealthily fumbling for several moments, before pulling something out. It is an age-weathered book, emblazoned on its cover with a six-fingered hand, the number three upon its surface. The window fades to violet once more. I look at Bill.
VOID OR LIVE: A version of Void or Bust that has built-in living quarters inside of its hull for relaxation.
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer = Void Till Death (1/4)
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => THE BLOT
You expend 4 Weasel Snot and 1 Pie Filling.
You obtain the Blotspitter; 15,000 damage to Oblivion!
You join Team Excelsior! The Disc of Mojang is locked inside the inventory until you get up to the Key, where it will be retrieved and activated.
TAK1NG 1T FR0M R1GHT UNDER H1S N0SE... Y0U'RE CLEVER, Y0U KN0W! 1 H0NESTLY CAN'T LET Y0U KEEP THAT J0URNAL, BUT MY T1ME HERE 1S ALM0ST UP, S0 1'LL BE N1CE T0 Y0U! Y0U CAN KEEP THE TH1NG F0R N0W. 1 M1GHT HAVE A DEAL F0R Y0U 1N THE FUTURE TH0UGH, S0 ALWAYS BE 0N Y0UR GUARD! BE ALWAYS WATCH1NG...
S0 AS 1'M GUESS1NG Y0U KN0W BY N0W, Y0UR J0URNAL 1SN'T UN1QUE! THERE ARE 0THERS, TW0 0THERS. TH1S 1S 0NE-TH1RD 0F THE SCHEMAT1CS F0R A P0WERFUL P0RTAL! THE 0THER TW0-TH1RDS ARE C0NTA1NED 1N THE 0THER J0URNALS. PUT THEM ALL T0GETHER AND Y0U'LL HAVE Y0URSELF THE BLUEPR1NTS T0 A UN1VERSE P0RTAL! WHAT D0ES 1T D0? WELL, 1T WAS BU1LT T0 BENEF1T ALL 0F MANK1ND... BUT THEN S0METH1NG... HAPPENED.
I'd actually prefer it if my summon that I've been planning for months would join Excavate.
+2 to Tazz.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 5/30
The Dicestaction: 19/30
The Third God: 38/50
Mineral Decad: 10/11
The Oblivionator: 4/11
==Actions==
Lothyra and Bender join team Excavate.
Hmm. Looks like my summon shall finally be used. HAL, send a message to Nixon saying that the Other Arrival begins now. Bender, looks like you'll finally meet your friends in Minecraft. Now do the thing I told you to. But first, let me put on some music.
Other Arrival: 50/50 EXPENDED!
It's time. Finally. Bender utters the Time Code. The sphere appears, and he travels back in time. Suddenly, hundreds of Benders appear from their hiding spots. This means only one thing. He must have used the time code hundreds of times more when he traveled back in time. And the last time the code was used so much, something happened. A large rift opens in orbit around Godcraft which looks like this:
It forms right in the center of that large gate right next to Spacebase DF-9 that was under construction. It seems like the gate was built to accommodate the rift all along. Scranton Reality Anchors in the gate activate, blasting the rift with reality-stabilizing energy. The rift transforms into a spherical wormhole. Through it, a certain planet Earth can be seen. Along with a fleet of grey spaceships, emblazoned with this logo:
The ships start streaming through the wormhole and the gate. The Other Arrival has begun.
Now for the actual entity.
Futurama Gate [AG]
HP: You determine this Twin.
Attacks: None.
Abilities: Summons entities in waves. How this will work is that every turn the Gate will summon certain entities. Each wave's attack fleet has three entity types: the Fighters, the Cruisers, and the Mothership. The Fighters are just your generic mook attack craft. They are individually weak but come in massive amounts. The Cruisers are larger,bulkier, and can actually stand on their own in a fight. However, there aren't that many of them. They also have a special attack that can be used every other turn. The Mothership is the main controller of the entire wave's fleet. It appears on the third turn that a wave is active. Once it dies, the wave ends. and no more entities from that wave can be summoned. A new wave begins three turns after the Mothership dies. It has a special attack like the Cruisers, as well as a Mega Attack that can be used every four turns. This is how it works (as an example): Let's say the first wave starts. On it's first turn for that wave, the Futurama Gate summons a ton of Fighters but only 1-2 Cruisers. The next turn, the Futurama Gate summons very few fighters but a pack of Cruisers. On the third turn, the Futurama Gate summons only the Mothership. After that, it summons some fighters and 1-2 cruisers per turn until the Mothership is killed. Then it waits three turns until the next wave begins, and the cycle starts all over again. Each wave will be themed.
But before the entities are summoned, there's one thing I have to do first.
Entity Boost (changed from Weapon Modules): 20/20 EXPENDED.
The power of the entities summoned have been augmented. Just so Twin won't have to nerf as much.
The First Wave: DOOP Fleet.
Fighter: DOOP Attack Craft.
HP: 750/750
Attacks: Generic Ray Gun. Deals 500 damage. Feel free to buff or nerf this, Twin.
Cruiser: DOOP Destroyer:
HP: 15000/15000
Attacks: Ray Gun Barrage: Can target up to 10 entities. Each entity targeted takes (5000/the number of entities targeted) damage. Missile Launch: Deals 4000 damage to its target and 1500 splash damage to two other enemies.
Special Attack: Missile Macross Massacre: Launches 8 missiles. Each missile deals 2000 damage to a random enemy targeted, as well as 1000 splash damage to two other enemies.
I won't put stats for the mothership until it arrives. So, as its first action, the Futurama Gate summons 100 DOOP Attack Craft and 1 DOOP Destroyer. And with that mammoth post,
I use the auditory piston to summon the pigmen. I make sure they get a "HEALTHY" dosage of the X-Plague, and send them to attack Oblivion. Hopefully it contracts the plague.
I rare up my weapons programs before entering the treetowerthing, and take the CLASSIC X-Inferno, Set both my arms on fire, and I fire them into the tower, on homing mode to hit any enemies that would appear there. If they find any, because of the oil inside, they explode massively upon impact! BOOM!
I apply an Anti-X-Plague Field to the Everyman, using the Origin Wands. I then duplicate them and give him a pair, along with a Creation Pen. This gives him a couple Creativity and an automatic increase prior to the EoTB.
I then quickly create Portable Automatic Wormhole Interceptor Systems, which intercept ranged attacks and redirect them to impact their source. I distribute these to as many people as I can, starting with high-damage-dealing players. Erelye, Cobalt, Generic, Engie, etc.
I create similar Fractive Shield Generators for melee damage prevention purposes, and distribute them to the same people.
The Everyman becomes immune to the X-Plague!
+1 Creativity to the Everyman!
The systems and generators are useless, short-circuiting nearly instantly! For them to have any real effect, they'll most likely have to be charged...
I'll join team Excavate! And take Meta_Knightmare with us.
I wander down into the basement.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (7/11)
The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating (6/6)
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (4/7)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 22/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 19/25
You join Team Excavate!
+1 Vote for Meta_Knightmare!
You can't head to the basement on your own, the entire team needs to go too!
THE MOTION PICTURE: A solid iron shotgun with a built-in mounted camera tripod that can be used as a scope. Aside from firing iron bullets, the weapon can fire large cannonballs from a supersized secondary barrel.
-10 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval -> COMPLETE -> EXAMINE!
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
>Ire: Mourn the loss of the dude who wanted to take a selfie.
I join team Excavate.
=LIMBO=
I build a new drone, but this time, WITH A CAMERA.
...oh and a swap system, in which me and the drone can switch places.
I then fly the drone down into the hole.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Follow me!
>The Streamer: Help Excelsior!
Truly this is a dark day in the history of GodCraft. R.I.P. Selfie Dude.
You join Team Excavate!
THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL: A blood-red scythe whose blade smokes with the fire of dragons. The scythe's handle is wrapped in ancient fossils, and it commands the power of pure chaos itself. The weapon can fire blasts of chaos energy and can also enforce democracy.
You fly the drone into the hole. With the camera, you can now see what it sees. The drone descends as normal until an insanely loud voice sounds. A flash of something blood-red obscures the camera's vision, as if it was moving very quickly, and then it is gone. Shortly after, a red eye flies past the camera and you lose the feed.
Just so everyone's clear, all entities are heading to Team Excelsior by default. If you want your entities to head to Team Excavate, just say so!
Drive: Doorrior (31/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Generic'd X2)
Mythos (4/30) (Two become One) (Gutza'd X2)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 4/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 4/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 2/9)
OK! I'm going to say it: I think we should have our best fighters take the high road, because all of our entities are going high as well, while the other team is getting only five (awesome) players. I'm going Excelsior for this reason. Anyone less sure about their fighting skills should take the lower road and join Excavate. This is only in general-I would suggest that there be a few people of high DPS going Excavate as well. There is almost guarenteed fighting either way. I'm almost positive you can command your entities anywhere in the Tower, so don't feel burdened by that. However, it will be up to those on Excelsior to aid the entities, so if you really want to defend them, go up.
@Talist, if you would like to get CogWynd off of your hands, I'll have him for command purposes if you would like. Prepare your great summon. Also, I responded to Wilson in a nullpost-my most recent nullpost at that. My basic request is,OOC, I hand Wilson Alchemy ingredients and/or actual gear for sale, and in exchange you help make the Moorblade. I'll give you the recipe to follow if he/you accepts.
I do some extremely generic shooting of Oblivion. It's so generic I don't even mention what I'm using. He is extremely offended by my extremely generic shooting, and yells at me about how I might be more dangerous, like say, if I fired a Holy Mackerel Beta from Leonstar0's currently unused fishing pile with the holy power of Notch, then fire that into him for an immensely devastating explosion of devastating explosions of one million Holy Mackarels and Notch power that would thereafter instantly reform into another Holy Mackerel Beta, leaving Leon's stock untouched. I tell him thanks and do exactly that. Oblivion grows a freakishly huge arm to facepalm with after he suffers the pain of a Holy Mackerel Beta Bomb empowered by Notch. He facepalmed too hard for his own good, though, dealing extra damage to himself.
I help Netpatham create his Anti-X Plague field for the Everyman. Might as well at least attempt to get someone to be immune if all else fails.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
This will be gonna be the End of the Godmodder soon...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I am joining Team Excelsior, and i Converted some Engietech Robots (10 Each) into AG class Engietech Robots, and they will be Helping me and Engie for this area but if he is Excavate, they wont be following him. then i Realised i was a lot more Humanized than the Minecraftian Form
(Wilson's Shop) Putting my potions up for Sale to see what i was having...
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 1/20
And I see a Pumpkin on the floor What Pumpkin? 3/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 3/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 1/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 1/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 1/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
You join Team Excelsior!
That means you'd be relocating roughly 57,500 HP in a single attack. No thanks. All the Engietech robots stay put.
Wait, I'm confused. Are these potions you're making yourself, or...?
As i see it, i guess i'll go with Team Excelsior since that is the most logical thing i should be doing. *whispers* Key. Prepare to be used for science. heh. */whispers*
Killing Gloves of Boxing AND Wither Skull AND Disco Ball = ??? [1/?]
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No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
You join Team Excelsior!
Killing Gloves of Boxing && Wither Skull && Disco Ball = Withered Gloves of Dancing (Level 3: 1/4)
I finish the town painter. If anyone wants dupes of this, or another ultimatum-based silly gun, ask me and I'll make it.
Waiting for talist and serpent to post before continuing my stuff, but jumping a little bit ahead in Eric and Astria's timeline, the following communication is received by everyone in the server:
Evacuation underway at (coordinates of Vriska's city) if you need an airlift out, give us your location, and if it needs to be done within a certain time frame, tell us how soon. If you are in an adjacent universe in the Trifecta, we will retrieve you upon leaving Godcraft. If there is a specific universe within the multiverse you wish to go to, we will leave you there (barring unsurpassable obstacles) and otherwise you will be brought the outside safe haven.
Several other people receive an extra message in addition to the massive wave of other messages. This message is delivered secretly across heavily encrypted lines, such that only the godmodder could break into the messages, and even then, only if he was looking.
Tazz, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Generic, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization. Also, nixw job with giving piono a good face-kicking, I owe you a gift.
Lothrya, my name is Eric, and a friend tells me that you were interested in joining the IUPC. If this is true, I will be having a meeting with potential recruits for the IUPC once the evacuation of Godcraft is done. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Maniac, you contacted me before. I am afraid I cannot help you with your portal, but I can get you out of Godcraft, as well as a large portion of your forces. We will have to leave the procedurally generated minecraft mobs though, as they will respawn when the Minecraft universe is rebooted by the narrative. I was also thinking of interviewing you, along with several others in a meeting, as a potential recruit for the IUPC. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization. Good luck.
Blue, I contacted you once before, and a friend of mine has filled me in on your situation. I am very concerned for your own physical, mental and emotional well-being, and would appreciate it if you would allow me to at the very least talk to you alongside the other potential IUPC recruits. If you so wish to have some portion of your population evacuated from your home universe, I can oblige, but please be aware- I am not capable of evacuating an entire galaxy, what I am doing is already stretching the limits of my means of transportation.
Netpatham, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Kalare, I am afraid that upon a short excursion within Grayhold, I'm going to have to suspend your membership of the IUPC. Until such time as you cease the inhumane and, to put it bluntly, evil practices, I can't in good conscience give you access to the tech and knowledge of the IUPC. I still consider you a friend and ally, and my offer still stands, do you want me to evacuate you and your friends from your session? The place I have in mind to evacuate to is in fact, one of the only places in the multiverse currently not prone to being invaded by horrible things from other universes.
THE TOWN-PAINTER: An underpowered version of Ultimatum that is much smaller, arranged in roughly the shape of a paintball gun, and shoots paintballs instead of hundreds of different types of ammunition. Still packs a powerful punch though, painting the entire town red... with BLOOD. Oh man. I bet you didn't see that one coming.
The Godmodder grins.
GODMODDER: Oh. So that's where that place is.
The Godmodder then notices that his Private Messages checker picked up some PMs between the Descendants and checks them out, seeing every PM Eric sent out. The Godmodder's grin grows even wider and he bursts out with laughter.
GODMODDER: Heh. They think they're gonna be able to leave this place, huh? Well, even if Mojang's little plan succeeds and my virus does fail, I'll still have ways of keeping you all chained to this rock. Forever.
The Godmodder presses a button and an array of Command Blocks pops up. The Godmodder inputs several lines of code into them, activates their processors, and leaves them to run. He then sits back in his chair and returns to watching the display of a hundred monitors that is tracking the progress of everyone in the Tower.
I'll decide to join Team Excelsior. Man, I wish this game lasted forever! I have so many things to do that I have to wrap up now. After I finish up Project Starfall, that's it.
Also, you could make teams for the PGs to inhibit the progress of us AGs.
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 39/50
Starfall Sync: 14/50
I, having joined team Excelsior, look at some of the Alchemiter ingredients and wonder what would make a good Night Edge. I also press FN + F4 to ready up!
After looking over the Alchemiter Ingredients, I combine the COAL AND the CHAOS VOID SHARD to get some Night Fuel.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
You join Team Excelsior!
I don't.
There are literally only two Pro-Godmodder players. Splitting them up into teams wouldn't work.
I am quite fed up with people going after my troops just because they're there. THOSE ARE PEOPLE, DAMMIT! WITH HOPES, DREAMS, FEARS, AND ALL THE REST! PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HELL, EVEN THE DRAGONFLY DRONES ARE A DEGREE OF SENTIENT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WERE SLAUGHTERED LIKE PIGS JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE? I REMEMBER THE MANSION, I REMEMBER MY GENOCIDE OF THE NETHER, AND I REMEMBER A PARTICULAR MINDSET BEING TOSSED AROUND - THINK OF THIS AS MORE THAN JUST A GAME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, HUH? WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO FALL MORE ON THE HEROIC SIDE OF THE SCALE TO JUST MURDER PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE IT? Thank you for your time. As of now, any player who attacks Engietech personnel shall now receive 1 damage for each personnel they harm, and any entity shall receive damage equal to the total amount of health damage they dealt to my army. Nobody is exempt from the retaliatory damage, and the damage also applies if someone tries to force an allegiance change. The damage bypasses all handwaves, plot armor, godmodding, anti-godmodding, invulnerability, contractual boss immunity, player-based immunity, ubercharge, stasis, First Guardian powers, time travel shenanigans, being nowhere near the site, enchantments, armor, percentile damage reduction, preventative healing, death immunity, invoking of the OP scale for the sake of balance, loophole abuse, contracts, attempts to be friendly with me in order to make you an exception, being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts, Psi-Godmodderhood, the First Block, the Disc, the Key, any of the Ancestral Artifacts, hard-light copies, non-hard-light copies, cloning of any kind, runes, logic, petting me to divert my attention (although if you do that, you've got some serious balls), bribery, traps, gender-specific privileges, the Nazi party, cheese, those damnable mice, the SCP foundation, the Shark Punching Centre, alternate realities, summoning a bigger fish, deleting this wall of text, trying to get Twinbuilder to nope this, nope-ing this, dragging this list into the TVtropes session and trying to get Pionoplayer to nope this, nope-ing this again, power limits, completely unreasonable damage conditions, hitbox dissonance, the Fists of Steel's range damage reduction, Zhonya's Hourglass, a hovercraft full of eels, bananas being too slippery for mine carts, references, shoutouts, pointing out needless repetition for synonyms, petting me at all, not technically existing, bringing someone into existence for the sole purpose of not being the one who attacked my troops, aggressive negotiations, actually reading this wall of text, the horribly bad editor, glitches, being the Godmodder, being Doc Scratch, being Springtrap, being a worker at Engietech (in which case I'd fire you for assaulting a coworker), bad fanfiction, insanely cool weapons, The Bane, a dodgy toupee, stupidity, unstupidity, chronic headaches, the caps-lock button, an overuse of commas, dwarf physics, ork logic, kerbal science, Apeture science, the handheld portal device, cake, lies, blatant lies, clever lies, opening the door, getting on the floor, everybody walking the dinosaur, your dad's awful dance moves, your mother, cockney rhyming slang, plant food, truly truly truly truly outrageous gems (which I will steal from you), theft of immunities, being granted permission to not take damage, being healed from taking damage (your health will always go to wherever you don't want it to go), lack of protection, robot girls, robot guys, robots in general, friendly fire, unfriendly fire, coming up with a long list of immunities I didn't put here, not reading this list, ignorance, selling quilts at discount price, living in an amish paradise, randomly inserting parody song lyrics, having a text-to-speech program read this out, having someone dramatically read this out (including yourself), martial arts, memetic badassery, having a big fanbase, having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle, having planned for this damage beforehand (it will destroy your plans), making it up as you go along (you'll just die), already being dead, auto-revives, dodging, blocking, parrying, defending, riposte-ing, deflecting, having it miss, trying to pretend as though you're exempt from taking damage (YOU WILL TAKE EXPONENTIALLY MORE DAMAGE), having multiple lives (excess damage will cut away your multiple lives), having infinity of anything (you'll take infinity damage and die), trying to do the puppy-eyes thing again, being God (YO GOD I'M AN ATHEIST GET REKT SON), being Jesus Christ, being Jesus Christ On A Bike, being Satan, phlebotinum, phlebotinum meltdown, the plot, the Narrative, lawsuits, crying, being unprepared, being prepared, judo throwing me, any form of dispel, the God Mode cheat, the Buddha Mode cheat (you'll die if you reach whatever is your minimum health), making out with anyone, eating universes, and finally, ignoring this list. Put simply, YOU WILL BE HURT IF YOU HURT MY TROOPS. I might be an eldritch abomination that effortlessly tears through squadrons of people with little care in the world, but my underling are MY underlings, dammit, and I'll not be seeing anyone get away with harming them. Let it never be said that I care little about those employed by me.
Anyway, I'll be going with whichever team has more players that went after my troops. I want to be there when you're forced to rely on me and I can merely laugh at your fate.
The Godmodder looks at the Wayback Machine and grins. It's finally time to unleash the ultimate power of last war...
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 4/4 COMPLETE
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 4/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 4/5
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 1/4
I join Team Excavate. Exploring the ruins of Yggdrasil sounds both fun and profitable, depending what's down there. Plus, we need people on Excavate-duty.
I vote for NowIsTheTime, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, >xyyxy<, and tooGODLY to accompany us.
I also heal Engie, due to the sheer awesomeness of that wall of non-valid immunities. Several things fall on him and are immediately revealed to be made completely of healing energy, including; a hovercraft full of eels, plant food, an opening door, a set of robots (guy and girl), a person who read that rant all the way through, and finally that whole wall of text. They all dissolve into healing energy as soon as they hit.
+2 to Erelye.
8/50
8/50 (Erelye'd +1)
1/50
THE KNOWLEDGE CORPS: A modified version of The Guard Corps that contains a built-in Thaumonomitron which controls all the processes of the ship and supplies the ship with potent thaumic knowledge.
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters = The Hospitable Void (1/4)
You join Team Excavate!
+1 Vote for NowIsTheTime, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, >xyyxy<, and tooGODLY!
I choose TEAM EXCELSIOR! I then get Midna to throw me straight at OBLIVION, slicing him.
I ANGRILY THROW MY USED-TO-BE QUIRK AT THE AG'S.
*Reads text* Huh. Midna, an old friend texted me.
What did he say?
We need to leave soon.
apocalypticTerminator replies: I am happy that you can get me out of this. Pick me up in... when the Trial's almost over. I'll have to decline the IUPC offer, though. Thank you, Eric. For everything.
Before I post, I have to make an important point. I've retconned the whole "Lothyra is sexually loose" thing. It was a rushed backstory element, and I'm glad to be rid of it. Now she was turning into an evil overlord and probably would have become a godmodder if her people hadn't been killed. That acted as a "snap back to your senses" and made her realize what she was becoming.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 6/30
The Dicestaction: 20/30
The Third God: 40/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Mineral Decad: 11/11 Complete!
The Oblivionator: 5/11
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad. She then uses the Mineral Decad against Oblivion. She then responds to Eric.
I will be joining your interview. Or at least, I will be sending a robot avatar to Vriska's City. I am currently preoccupied with finally ending the Operation.
She then speaks to Bender.
Also, your friends will be joining real soon.
==A universe far far away==
In a laboratory housed within a red, retro-futuristic building, six people are gathered around a device. One of the figures, an elderly scientist with a pout and a white laboratory coat, speaks up.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I have finally completed my interuniversal communicator! I shall use it to upload our brains into our Minecraft accounts through the technology that I confiscated from the Near Death Star!
Another figure starts talking. This one appears to be a 30-year old male with a cheap red jacket and blue jeans.
So instead of playing it with a computer, it's like you actually are in it? Cool!
Yes, that's exactly how it works. Now all of you, except for Bender of course, put this device on your head.
He holds up a helmet with wires sticking out of it that are connected to the communicator. All of the figures, except for a certain robot, put the device on their head.
I will activate the device in... Three.
He grabs a remote control from a table.
Two!
He puts his shriveled finger on a button on the remote control.
ON-
Suddenly, a computer screen nearby which is showing a live feed of Minecraftia displays a burst of green light, then fades to static. At the same time, spacetime itself is torn apart in the sky to form a rift. However, Farnsworth does not have enough time to react, and presses the button. Inside the device, two beams of energy collide to form a small portal. Everything appears to be normal. Then the shockwave from the rift hits. The portal begins to distort and change colors erratically. A burst of green energy flies out of it, destroying the device. However the portal is still there. A certain female mutant speaks.
Oh lord.
It seems as though the portal has been destabilized! Everyone run out of the building quick!
However, as Farnsworth is speaking those words, a large number of green tendrils emerge from the portal. They start ensnaring all sorts of objects in the room, including the figures. A sphere of glitchy energy begins to surround the building.
==The Temple==
Among the crowd of players, five stand as still as a statue. Suddenly, a small portal appears right next to them. The avatars start glitching out. Bender's avatar also starts glitching out.
IT'S GOING TO SUCK US IN! WAIT! ZOIDBERG! DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF TAMPERING WITH THE PROFESSOR'S DEVICE! I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE LAB FOR TWO DAYS!
WILL YOU STOP BEING IDIOTS! IT'S DESTABILIZED BECAUSE OF THE RIFT!
The portal is now glowing with rainbow energies. The sphere surrounding the building grows more and more opaque until, with a glitchy, code-filled, green flash of light, the entire building implodes upon itself, leaving only an empty lot. Across the street, a fat Jamaican holding a sandwich is walking towards where the building was a second ago, humming to himself. Then he sees the implosion.
NOW WHAT HAS THE PROFESSOR DONE THIS TIME!
==The Temple==
The avatars (including Bender's) are suddenly ripped apart into code. They are sucked into the portal. With a green flash, the Planet Express Headquarters appears right in the middle of the plaza where the portal was. Inside, six figures awake as if they had been knocked out.
Uhhh. What happened?
I feel like someone's filled my insides with jelly.
It seems we've been transported into Minecraftia. And we've MERGED WITH OUR AVATARS!
What?
They will grant us extra health, as well as the ability to respawn. However, if we die too many times, they will be freed and we will lose those benefits.
So then we can die forever?
No, of course not! I still have my cloning machine. I can make it so that the clone body will appear at the spot we died.
I think we should speak to Ms. Lothyra. She said she might have some armaments for us to use.
()I'll explain what this means mechanics-wise in my next post, Twin))
MINERAL DECAD: A set of ten brilliantly shining D10s that shine like diamonds. They are imbued with the power of every rock, mineral, and gem on the earth.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
You are Going to Die Oblivion! you are No longer with me!
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I am Grabbing the Demonic Robot Master's Neck, then i Squeezed it until it Breaks, then i Threw a Holy and Anti-Oblivion Grenades at the Oblivion. (If it's Works)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Pit aka +1 for each Charge
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 2/20
I Don't know you Pumpkin? 4/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 4/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 2/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 2/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 2/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Chaos Robot Master killed! 2,000 damage to Oblivion!
Drive: Doorrior (32/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
Mythos (5/30) (Two become One)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 5/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 5/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 3/9)
I pull out Scalpere Parum and tap it directly into a portal to the Elemental Plane of Severed Left Pinky element! Naturally it quickly goes into MAXIMUM POWER MODE! Thinking fast, I quickly ask a player in the spawn point (which we are close to, if I recall) for the requisit 4 Hog Slop and 4 Elf Tears so I can quickly use Armed and Dangerous, which I then do. Recieving Lefty, I attach it to Scalpere Parum. How I do this may be left to the imagination for sake of your sanity and appetite. Once done with that, the full power of Severed Left Pinky Element is at my disposal through a fearsome double-channel. How to use it, though? I quickly generate a massive clay cup, then fill it with Ranch Dressing from Ranchia's limitless Ranch Dressing reserves. I then fire Lefty, empowered by Scalpere Parum, at the Cup of Ranch Dressing! Rather than damaging it, though, it quickly forms into a left hand made of pure Severed Left Pinky energy, which lifts the cup up...Then sticks its pinky finger out! This polite and dignified gesture causes the force of politeness to make itself evident, causing some of the Robot Masters the Chaos Shard controls to shut themselves down out of politeness and dignity, and thus die before they harm former allies. I then abruptly smash the cup and hand and all onto the remaining rouge robot masters under the Chaos Shard's thrall that didn't manage to auto-shutdown by sheer force of politeness.
+4 Hog Slop and Elf Tears!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 4 Elf Tears.
You obtain Lefty, which, in its empowered state, kills 5 Chaos Robot Masters!
Turn 2/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 5/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 5/5 COMPLETE
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 2/4
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology (See this) 1/?
I summon up a set of basic weaponry and armor and toss them to the five players accompanying us. "Welcome to the ride, all of you. Need anything, just ask me."
+2 to Erelye.
9/50
9/50
2/50
CORE OF HEALING: A core of positively-charged healing energy. Profound amounts of pure life swirl around its surface.
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology = Crystalantholocore (Level 6: 1/7)
All the players have armor and weapons already; that's why they went in with you! They thought they could help.
I'll ascend with Excelsior, taking the Dragonfly with me.
I take out Umbra's Rifle, getting ready to snipe a Chaos Robot Master when I notice a weird marking on the rifle, seemingly hidden by illusion. I take out a Blacklit Candle and hold it near the rifle as I watch strange runes appear on the rifle's body:
The Undying King has always followed your footsteps, smiling as he watched every step you took. Soon, you will follow his.
The Dragonfly looks hungrily at the Soldiers, preparing to attack anything attacking the AGs.
The Bearger will descend with the Excavators.
The eighth principle 7/8
0rb of Reality 3/11
Permafrost 5/10
Zombot 34/40
Congratulations, Twin. You just took away the only thing with entities that made them original. Now they feel kind of just like tools...Tools with a health bar.
.... Wow. 1. Your text is eyesearing, and this is coming from someone who made a quirk consisting of all of English's rainbow colors. Calm that yellow down. 2. It's Tempo. Get it right. 3. I've already got a ride, and I'm making a deluxe ride just in case. 4. *Nice, mostly because I feel like pointing it out. 5. Sure, why not, I'll be there. If only to see how badly this manages to go.
... "And they never would have died if you never employed them." Not that that excuses all the murder that's happening here. It is rather terrible.
Alright, let's go kill that ugly snake.
Wait, what? Shouldn't we be joining our FRIENDS and WORKING TOGETHER and SPREADING HAPPINESS?
We have time to do that later. Let's just kill Yaldabaoth and be done with it. Besides, it's a personal problem. You of all people should understand that.
Oh right! Personal problems are a big deal, you should really work on them!
That's. What. I'm. Doing.
I decide to go kill Yaldabaoth, and proceed to do so without any particular effort. I then proceed to gain unconditional immortality and a Reward, which is probably going to be whatever I can convince Twin to let me have.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 2/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-43, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Okay, convince me that you can have something then.
My Action: I join up with EXOS in team Excelsior to scale the tower, and prepare by repairing the Perfect Sphere's bridge so I have a place to sit.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation forces are mobilizing to defeat SCP-2317, who is currently marching to the tower.
EXOS Action: EXOS realizes it may not fit in the tower, and shrinks down its modules to fit. The modules retain most of their functionality for some reason, but this causes the modules to have a 10% chance to dodge attacks in exchange for dealing 10% less damage.
You join Team Excelsior!
+2,000 HP to the Bridge!
Every entity will be able to fit in the Tower, don't worry.
I join Team Excavate, and, providing that doing so is still an option, choose 3141592 to join our party, as he/she shares a serial number with an especially loyal and effective pseudosentient combat SWR, now memorialized for its valiant two hours of service in the defense of the second assembly tier by a small plaque where it was finally disabled permanently.
Then I throw each of the five players joining us a suit of high-mobility power armor of the sort Zand uses, along with a standard heavy infantry Hammerspace Uplink, filled to the brim with the nastiest man-portable munitions the Anachron makes.
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
My shadow in Limbo walks up to the souls by the ravine and says, quite simply, "Hello?"
Well, I intended to edit this post, and then stupid stuff happened with this goddamn editor.
You join Team Excavate!
+1 Vote to 3141592!
But none of the players have officially joined yet!
None of the souls acknowledge your existence. They are all focused on something going on at the bottom of the ravine.
I suddenly draw the Crimson Twig. Whilst the goals of Excelsior might be a priority, Oblivion needs to be slain, and expediently. It's rather amusing that such a thing has a health bar at all. That defeats the Lovecraftian nature of such entities. Quite simply put, you cannot kill them. Attaching a health bar to them gives you hope that it is possible. It is not, cannot, and will not occur. But, I suppose I shall have to do something about it. Thusly, I raise the staff into the air slightly. The crimson gem atop the staff glimmers with a destructive aura of Perditio essentia. Utilizing destruction to combat oblivion magic is not exactly a favorable idea, but it will suffice. And, by suffice, I mean it will likely take a rather large chunk out of Oblivion within moments. The energy swirls around the staff. The staff itself begins to shudder with some sort of esoteric energy not comprehensible to any being currently in the area. With the possible exclusion of those who have seen such a thing before. That narrows it down to me, essentially. Dark gray bursts of energy pulse out of the staff's topper, and slam into Oblivion with incredible force. Elder magics seem to tear away at the very essence of existence itself, attempting to annihilate this scourge. Personally, I don't think scourge is accurate, seeing as this is just the Lord being possessed by what appears to be some sort of chaos demon who had the misfortune of having a chain imbedded within itself, courtesy of one Maniac, but I digress. I am going to tear this being to shreds, and examine the tattered pieces. Entropic blasts continue to emanate from the Crimson Twig, colliding with Oblivion just as readily. As this occurs, the gem atop the Twig begins to eradicate all light around it, within a sizable distance. As the bursts of Perditio strike Oblivion, all light is slowly extinguished, as was aforementioned. Within several moments, all is in complete and utter darkness. Suddenly, Oblivion is pierced by the claws, jaws, and other appendages of shadow creatures. Their mere existence is propagated by shadow, and their mentality is undeniable. One cannot slay such beasts, seeing as that would essentially be akin to attacking a concept. You cannot win, essentially. Several moments later, light returns. Oblivion is left embedded in the ground, coated in the essence of nightmares. I lower the Crimson Twig, somewhat satisfied.
Grayhold Citadel, 15:21
I examine the portal, noting its properties. Afterwards, I toss a sphere composed of some odd purple crystal into the gateway, forging a weak link with the sphere to assure that the place is inhabitable.
~
I look over to Raven.
It will have to wait, I am afraid. Dark times are ahead.
~
Regarding Eric's message, I do not respond. In this case, one might interpret it to mean that I will not be discontinuing my arcane research, regardless of what methods I use, that I do not wish to deal with Eric, and that I do not want him messing with my fellows in any way whatsoever. Of course, you could also interpret it in such a manner to suggest:
— ambiguousTheoretician [AT] did not receive message from endangeredMultiverse [EM] —
17,000 damage to Oblivion!
The portal is identical to a standard Nether Portal, except it is colored grey. Curiously, while you feel noticeable heat when standing next to a Nether Portal, you feel nothing while standing next to this except a chill running down your neck. You throw in the sphere and sense that the place is eerie yet quiet, meaning it is safe to enter.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the perfect sphere with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $156
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 11/11 Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 11/11 The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 11/11
+2 to Wilson
-Battlefield-
So, engie, are you going to continue the conversation with Blue?
-Comms-
Hello... universal police person...
Your information seems to be outdated, as I no longer have any reason for galaxy wide evacuation. Never did, really, but long story.
Nevertheless, I will attend this meeting of yours, if only because I am unusually unoccupied of late.
+10,000 HP to the Bridge!
THE BLUESHOOTER: A laser pistol forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It takes Ultramarine's existing laser technology and brings it to its logical conclusion, creating a weapon solely focused on lasers. It can fire bursts of lasers, laser pulses, create constructs from lasers, forge laser shields... You name it.
ULTRAVERSAL REMOTE: A remote forged from the metal of Ultramarine. The remote uses Ultramarine's powerful laser energy to interact with all mechanical objects around itself, controlling them at will. Using this, one can command any mechanism around himself.
THE BROKEN CLOCK: A heavily modified version of Blueshifted that can send its ammunition into the past and future and also has a hidden feature: it can deploy a special disc that, when the user stands on it, will transport the user back or forwards in time, effectively creating a clone (or a doppleganger) of them! They can then use the feature again to head back to the present.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I start Arguing to the Oblivion and i ate a Enchanted Golden Apple to Heal and give me Powers, and i Used ROCK SOLO at the Oblivion and Wily doesn't like Mega Man Either... Wily and the Alive Robot Masters You are Coming with Me! (If it's Works)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Pit; +1 to Crystal
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 3/20
Pumpkin? 5/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 5/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 3/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 3/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 3/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
+3 HP!
> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ROCK SOLO
7,000 damage to Oblivion!
I have no idea what you are trying to accomplish in the latter half of your action...
I buff engine ninja's troops to ten times their normal power, health, and other special effects., like quirks. are buffed to be twenty times as effective and also revive all other troops when used. Oh, and buff him similarly. " Oh, and while I'm here, you want some cake? I promise it is not a lie . I'm no GLADDOS." " Oh and can you help me summon a Kajiu, it has a 60 post charge and we can fuse It with your technology. It would help us both . I can give you Kajiu drones as well. They are dragonfly drones buffed to absurd levels.I can help you in other ways as well.So, an I apply for a temporary job?"
That's a lot of power for a one-post action... Also, the charge cap is 50, not 60.
Turn 3/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 6/8
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 3/4
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology (See this) 2/?
I examine the escalator. How fast is it moving? Do there appear to be stops on the way downward? Are there any special properties?
"Also, Kaijulord, the name of the game is DESTROY the Godmodder, not BEthe Godmodder. There was a game by that name, but it has long since been finished. Please stop trying such stupidly OP things, I don't like them, my writer doesn't like them, and I don't think TwinBuilder will either."
+2 to Erelye.
10/50
10/50
5/50 (+1 Erelye, +1 Pricey.)
Lothyra duplicates New Dawn, then observes the spectacle.
What. That's not how it was supposed to go! And what happened to their avatars?!
As the six employees of Planet Express walk out of the building, they are given certain equipment by Crystal and Amperz. They thank the former, but for the latter...
Eh. I've seen how players fight. Armor doesn't really matter. We're just not used to it.
Well at least he wants us to be safe...
Lothyra runs up to them.
What just happened?
Long story short, we merged with our avatars. However even after they ascend, we'll still be able to respawn, thanks to Farnsworth.
That's... interesting.
She looks at the building.
Is the Planet Express Ship okay?
No, it got destroyed for some reason. Even though everything else is okay.
Good thing I created a replica of it with this nifty device called the Alchemiter. Come on, I'll show you your equipment.
By the way, Twin, here is how the Planet Express Crew are going to be handled. They should be added as players (yes, even Bender). They have special attacks like any other player. However, instead of ascending upon death or use of the attack, they instead become PCs under my command (like Midna). Also, remember that Fry is immune to any sort of mind control or mental attack due to reasons elaborated in Futurama.
She then hands Fry iQuantimak, Leela a duplicate of New Dawn that she just alchemized, Farnsworth the Magnepulators, SciAntimak (he can use it from afar without having to wield it with his hands because of the Magnepulators), and the Diamondium Shieldcart, Amy the two iAntimak Autopistols and Amy's Hoverboard, and Zoidberg Universal Power. She then shows Leela the Planet Express Ship.
It looks good as far as... HEY! Where's the turret?
Oh crap. I forgot about it. I'll have to fix it soon.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I give maniac some lapis armour
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $158
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 1/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 1/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 1/11
-Battlefield-
What.
Still uncertain as to what just happened, and definitely thinking about what the drone just said, Blue throws a bag of holding over the pile of lapis lazuli, grabs the bag, and starts walking back towards the HMAS Ship.
-Earth, DPRK-
The Supreme Leader, Marshal Kim Jong-un, looked up at the skies and the Moon from one of the many balconies in his home. He happened to be eating a Big Mac, which was flown in all the way from China, just for him. Even the sinful products of The Great Enemy could not cheer him up that night, however. The Great Enemy was now expanding it's evil tendrils across the heavens itself. Truly, they were spitting in the face of God, or as Kim Jong-un called him, Grandfather. They would burn in the afterlife, they would all burn.
Maniac obtains Lapis Armor!
Ubercharge Canteen && Azure Essence = Ultracharge Canteen (Level 10: 1/11)
Bag of Holding && Azure Essence = Bag of Hammerspace (Level 10: 1/11)
Void Essence && Nanobots && Azure Essence = The Clouders (Level 10: 1/11)
Well, because entities can only go upwards for whatever reason, I'll go downwards and send my ultimate entity upwards. However, it hasn't quite been approved yet.
Commands: There's nothing to attack right now
Bind Ace of Diamonds to "Next time you draw a card, if it is black, double its effect. If its red, double the number of targets hit. This effect doesn't trigger on utility cards."
@Engie: Strange... I remember Wilson giving you a similar sermon during the DreamScape. With the whole they have their own lives and dreams thing. It was after you casually mentioned ending a quintillion lives. And, it didn't really have much of an effect on you.
Enchanted Deck
Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator DONE
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 2/7
I... guess so. I really might as well. So... what do you want me to make?
Entities can't only go upwards, they just go upwards by default.
You join Team Excavate regardless!
Ace of Diamonds bound!
IRRATIONAL CALCULATOR: A golden calculator that, upon calculating an irrational number, will materialize said number around the user as a shield.
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer (3/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (5/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (3/6)
Abyssal Inferno 50/50!
Inky Shard 8/8!
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I cast Horrorterror on Oblivion. He deserves it, to say the least.
8/8 Expended.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:35
*Snipped due to post-too-long.*
50/50 Expended.
*Snipped due to post-too-long.*
I watch as the infusion is completed. The Hazel Wand is momentarily wreathed in inky flames, an abyssal inferno, if you will, before it becomes safe to touch once more. I stride over, silently, stealthily, carefully, and pick it up, holding it in my hands, scrutinizing it. Now, it is certainly complete, or close on its path in that direction. This does not actually provide a boost in damage. It mainly serves to give me new avenues into what I could do with potential attacks, also increasing the charge time for the weapon. I do hope this is okay.
Hazel Wand further modified! In Limbo, Bill apparently notices.
ALR1GHT, N0W THAT Y0U M0D1F1ED TH1S WAND BEH1ND MY BACK, 1'D L1KE A C0PY 0F 1T AGA1N. 1N 1TS CURRENT F0RM TH1S T1ME.
The Chaos Shard deals 10,000 damage to the Bearger!
The Zombie Pigmen are immediately infected by the X-Plague, which manifests itself in an entity for the first time! The Zombie-Pigmen attack Oblivion, dealing 6,000 damage! Oblivion contracts the X-Plague as well, taking 5,000 damage! Split decides to not attack Engietech and pokes the remaining Chaos Robot Master, killing it. He then slices clean through the Refugees, dealing 35,000 damage to them!
NowIsTheTime, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, >xyyxy<, and tooGODLY all join Team Excavate! Isaac joins Team Excavate as well; the Guardian Angel deals 5,000 damage to Oblivion! The three teams deal 18,000 damage to Oblivion, but the Mob Platoon becomes infected by the X-Plague! The Bearger joins Team Excavate!
Pentel suddenly drops down from the ceiling and, apparently empowered by a crit buff, deals 40,000 damage to the Refugees! A large amount of weaponry reveals itself from panels in the ceiling and blasts the Refugees into oblivion! The weaponry then turns to the Streamer and brutally ONE-SHOTS him! A single laser shot blasts Kid Radd, who loses a letter from his HP. Pentel is then recalled back to the top.
Team Excelsior ascends up the spiral staircase, and Team Excavate boards the elevator. Excelsior marches upwards, disappearing from view. Team Excavate presses the only button on the elevator, a down arrow, and the elevator doors shut, the elevator beginning to descend. The only people left on the ground floor are the leftover players and those who did not pick a side.
Team Excelsior ascends the staircase and ends up at the First Level of the Tower! Throughout the room are various Omega Turrets stationed across the walls. They all seem to be guarding a large chest at the far end of the room. But the centerpiece of the room is, without a doubt, the biggest, most complex entity ever fought to humankind:
175 Pro-Godmodder Hellkite Dragons, each wearing Daedric Armor. The Dragons have 999,999,999,999,999,999 HP each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the Dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each Dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The Dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile Dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the Dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The Dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of Mechs, they have a 65% resistance to Mech damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI.
Your job is to kill the Hellkite Dragons! You'll need to think of attacks the Dragons don't have an elemental defense for. At the end of each turn, the Dragons will adapt to your strategies so they won't work again! Most attacks will only kill one Dragon, but especially creative attacks attacks may kill more! The Omega Turrets will provide constant attack, so watch out!
Team Excavate's elevator descends through the ground. After several seconds, an announcement is broadcasted to everyone on the elevator that apparently stems from the Tower's automated systems:
ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL TAKING THE BASEMENT ELEVATOR. THIS PART OF THE TOWER, DUE TO BEING RECENTLY CREATED, IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. DO NOT EXPECT IT TO BE ENTIRELY STABLE. ANY INJURIES OR DEATH THAT RESULT FROM TAKING THIS ELEVATOR ARE ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT FROM HERE ON OUT. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, MANUAL TURRETS WILL APPEAR THAT WILL RECTIFY THE SITUATION VIA PERSONNEL INPUT.
As if on cue, everyone hears something slam onto the top of the elevator, causing the entire thing to falter for a second. You all look up and see that several creatures have landed on top of the elevator that look like walking swords! They ready their arms (which are swords) and glare menacingly at the elevator cable... Suddenly, two turrets spring into action from the panels the elevator consists of that aim themselves at the monsters!
Your job is to defend the Elevator Cable! Throughout your trek downwards, the Godmodder will send various traps and enemies to try to destroy the Elevator Cable! If it snaps, you will die instantly and must restart from the previous part! There's one catch: you can't heal the Elevator Cable! Your current assailers are Swordsmiths, creatures designed by the Godmodder that are, in essence, walking swords!
You will have two options for attacking: you can man the Turrets in the Elevator that will deal moderate damage to the Swordsmiths, or you can head to the top of the elevator and damage the Swordsmiths yourself! If you choose the latter option though, you will be very vulnerable to attack. You can attack via Turret three times a turn (once per post) and they are open to all players on the team to use! You can augment the Turrets' attacks using your own weapons if you want, as well.
This may seem simple right now, but it will only get more challenging later on! Thankfully, you'll be able to get upgrades.
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Think of attacks the Hellkite Dragons can't defend against!
> Team Excelsior: Attack the Omega Turrets!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Swordsmiths using either the Turrets or confront them yourselves!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 19/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 16/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 98,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x47.)
Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III
Hellkite Dragons: [PG] HP: 999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999. (x175.) Refer to above for the Dragons' current list of immunities.
Omega Turrets: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. (x3.)
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
... engie? Are you all right? I think that's the first time your character has ever even pretended to be morally straight...
@generic: Okay... I get all of them but 2.
Also, shifting Eric's font color because, as generic said, it really is kinda eye-searing now that the MCforums has changed the colors, but I don't really like this one either... meh, I'll let twin be the final decider of Eric's text color in Trifecta.
Welp, so much for encryption... Those weren't even PMs across the server, it was like, super-encrypted double stuff mixed together through almost fifty different universes. Oh well. Anyways, mind PMing me quick about what those command blocks do since Eric's not actually evacuating any Minecraft avatars?
For hilarity:
Kurak looks at Dave.
Anyone that were immediately outside would here the sound of a large orc berserking and ripping a robot apart.
One of the pieces of Dave materializes in front of the hellkite dragons, smashing into them, killing several via he gunna die damage.
The Bus:
Eric grins.
With the universe-print version? No.
This is not the universe-print version.
Piono gave it enough extra power to jump universes, and considering its mode of jumping, there's probably a good level of other multiversal technology.
All I need to do is shift power down to the extra-dimensional suspension generators, and it should work considering the amount of raw energy this baby's probably packing now. Heck, we'll have tons left over.
Blue's message:
Alright Blue, the pickup will be sometime soon, I don't know exactly when.
Maniac's message:
Very well then Maniac.
And I'm afraid you don't get to set the time frame. We're only going to get one shot, and we're going to have to leave soon enough to avoid the server collapsing in on itself.
Lothrya's message:
No need to send the avatar. We'll be coming to pick you up before the server disintegrates. I want to talk to everyone in person.
Generic's message:
I'm going to be running the meeting in the evacuation craft. If you don't want to do it then, we'll need to do it some other time, I'm afraid things are falling apart rather quickly.
Drive: Doorrior (36/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Ire'd, Generic'd x2)
Mythos (8/30) (Two become One) (Gutza'd x2)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 6/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 4/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 4/9)
OK, I pull out Lefty again, while I still have it. It's power is pure Severed Left Pinky, but that's not immediately relevant yet. I gently poke a Hellkite Dragon in the eye with the thing, which was never stated to be protected in any fashion whatsoever. It is thereafter exposed to Eyepoke damage, which doesn't mean anything to the scales whatsoever as the eye isn't scaled, as that would be stupid-and it's not Bludgeoning damage anyways. Severed Left Arms that morph into massive cannons (it's in the arm form right now by the way) are alos definitely not household objects. That's not what kills it, though. Rather, it is the utter banality of being poked in the eye, the utter stupidity of poking a freaking Dragon with so much HP and immunities with a freaking severed arm and expecting it to do jack, my sheer stupidity overwhelming all sense of logic. Naturally, the Dragon takes severe stupidity damage from my stupidity, which results in a critical hit, causing it to implode, possibly taking out another Hellkite dragon with the implosion, as implosions are not explosions.
@talist/Wilson: "Excellent. I'll really only be able to pay you after it's done because I am really clogged up right now, working all of the allotted Alchemy Slots on the Ship parts. I'll just give you a massive list of weapons and see if I can't just duplicate you one of them once you're finished, whatever strikes your fancy. I'll also make sure that you get a seat on that ship for the work, because it's a lot. However, as a form of up-front payment...Well, you usually don't find this in Minecraft, let's put it that way...Might have some useful properties I don't know about."
I give Wilson the Keldeo Hair that I had plucked a long time ago. Like, back in the early stages of the SB&HJpocalypse for reference.
KELDEO HAIR: Hair from the mane of the Mythical Pokemon Keldeo. It is colored straight red and feels moist to the touch. The faintest aura of Justice hangs from it.
"As for what you have to make..." I hand Wilson the appropriate ingredients in Captcha Card form and give him the task of making (Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia) && Hammerspace Pocket.
(Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia (Same as Liquid Fabrico)) && Hammerspace Pocket = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This will hopefully turn out to be a Storage room with the limitless storage of a Hammerspace Pocket, so I can basically make a room that is bigger on the inside without weighing down the ship, and thus store more, if not nigh-limitless, items in it. The original Moorblade's Storage itself is outfitted with several areas fit for holding different things, IE Food, Overly-hot or overly-cold items, volatile compounds, and other stuff. One thing about the original was that I ran out of storage far too quickly...This is what I'm fixing here.
"And, as for actual Payment...Well, this is another thing to put alongside gear, I guess, don't have many alchemical components or the like. I'll duplicate this and give it to you as soon as I can." I show Wilson the Gatekeeper's Scythe.
GATEKEEPER'S SCYTHE: A very long scythe forged from an indeterminate metal. The sound of screaming souls is apparent when holding it. The scythe possesses a large amount of the energies of creation, and can change into any weapon used against it at will. If the user is creative enough, they can combine weapons used against them into new weapons that the scythe will take the form of.
Sorry man I'm going to have to stop you right there. It's poor form to retcon just because you're embarrassed about your terrible backstory. Just saying. Anyways you're officially banned from retconning your backstory.
Anyways, generic has absolutely zero say in what you can do, gutza. Feel free to con all the rets you want.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
ARRRG! The dragons are resistant to some of our attacks from our weapons!
Well, Fry's and my weapon deals damage that they aren't resistant to...
(This is what they do in the EoTB)
Fry blasts iQuantimak at a dragon, killing it with Quantum damage! Farnsworth sits in his Diamondium Shieldcart and remotely fires SciAntimak at a dragon with his Remote Magnepulators, killing one with Science damage! Bender makes a dragon bite his shinry metal ass, killing it with Ass damage! Amy flies on her hoverboard and attacks an Omega Turret with her two iAntimak Autopistols. Zoidberg uses Megaversal on the Omega Turret to damage it (he is the one using Universal Power). Leela rams the Planet Express Ship into the dragons, killing them with Spaceship damage! The DOOP Attack Craft fire at the dragons, killing them with Ray Gun damage! The DOOP Destroyer uses Macross Missile Massacre on the three Omega Turrets It launches two missiles against the turret with the least health, and three against the other two. All the splash damage hits Oblivion. The Futurama Gate will summon 20 fighters and 10 DOOP Destroyers (nerf as needed Twin. Just know that this turn the Futurama Gate summons most of the Destroyer force, and not many fighters. Next turn the mothership appears.). The Logic Cannon fires at some dragons. Since they are so obviously unrealistic, it kills them with Realism damage!
==Excavate==
Hmm. I'd prefer to stay safe. But that turret may need an upgrade...
Lothyra mans a turret. She then replaces its firing mechanism with New Dawn, turning it into an Antimatter Turret. She then fires the Antimatter Turret at the Swordsmiths. If that does not work, she just fires the Turret normally at one Swordsmith and New Dawn at the other.
I stare at the hellkite dragons. ...Well, this just got interesting. If it were me, I'd probably just flood the tower with Hellkite corpses and laugh at everyone trying to hack their way through them.
I pull out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, and turn it into the formidable Insanity Tubas. I then smash them directly against the Source Code of Reality, causing some weird things to happen. Suddenly, the armor weight of the Hellkite Dragons is switched to Scientific Notation, causing it to be 1 x 10^-48 grams worth. I then delete the - sign, and the armor suddenly weighs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 grams, crushing the dragons beneath its weight. I then name all the Hellkite Dragons Goanna67. They then summarily stop existing when the Anti-Goanna Turret deletes them from existence. After I let them somehow start existing again, I then pump their weak fleshy maws full of octets with the newly-forged Abominatimatum, causing octet damage. Their frantic twitching vaguely resembles a dance, but their legs break because they're terrible at dancing, causing even more of them to die.
I then pump all their blood out, since they're vulnerable to piercing damage, and they die some more. I then install an incredibly aggressive antivirus on their armor, which deletes Sheila forever. I then install Pinary on all the armors because why not. After that I flashstep through the dragons that remain, tagging them with remote controlled timetables. I then activate them at a safe distance, causing them to start time traveling, which makes the Omega Turrets shoot the Hellkite Dragons. Powering through the aggressive onslaught, the timetables inflict severe entropy on the dragons, causing them to wither into nothing.
I suddenly remember something, and teleport back to the Battlefield to open Epona II's Bedrock Chest.
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 24/50
More Runic Shielding 50/50 BOOYAH, MORE RUNIC SHIELDING. I take out another lovely cup of tea, stir it, and gently place it down in my Finite Improbability Drive, causing myself, Cobalt, and Crystal to get Runic Shielding in a relatively improbable manner.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 3/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-44, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Who says we need to damage them? We just need to get RID of them. And keep rid of them.
I activate a series of glyphs and a portal swoops over as many dragons as it can, depositing them in the Void. The portal, upon depositing the dragons in the Void, activates a secondary effect that sets up a portal relative to the dragon that just went through, that continuously re-overlaps their collision box and drops them back in the Void.
The section of the Void to which the dragons are ported is also under extreme time dilation. Subjective time to realtime, in that zone, is at a 1/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to 1 ratio.
I also set up a set of portals that redirects Omega Turret fire into the Hellkite Dragons.
I then realize that something was also not blocked against. 11, if you wouldn't mind?
I would not mind. I utilize the power of the Broken Disc to sha11er as many He11kite Dragons as I can into pieces. And by as many as I can, I mean probably a11 of them because we are ta11ing the power of a11 the copies of 11 currently in our joint po11e11ion.
While I'm at it, I talk to Sheila.
"Hello Shiela."
"Uh. This is awkward. But, frankly, the Godmodder has done things that are inherently wrong, and we're trying to stop him, so, we're asking for your help to get through this tower and save Minecraftia."
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
(I joined Team Excelsior. Why and how did you oversee that? You stated i joined in the first post i made!)
"Oh. Wow. Long list. Well, let's see what stupid plot contrivance i can come up with that someone didn't find out about."
[ONE DEEP THINKING SESSION LATER]
"Ah ha! Here's one!"
I go up to the Entity List and cover the last digit of how many Hellkite Dragons are there using a jar of whiteout. I then crudely draw a (Number of Hellkite Dragons Alive Prior to This Post - 1) on there in black sharpie.
"No whiteout resistance, no black sharpie resistance, AND no Entity List Alteration resistance. Triple Resistance Killed!"
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
The Mindscape
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Irecreeper
Member Details
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-33 / 50- Spin2Win
-21 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
The Streamer is tired of this world, and must get back to moderating TwitchPlaysPokemon. He ascends.
I jump up on the Elevator's Room, build a few barricades made of wood, take cover, and use the DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, slashing and blasting the Swordsmiths.
=LIMBO=
I use the SWAP-SYSTEM I installed, switching me and the destroyed drone's posistions! I then use the DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL to attack any attackers.
If I can't, I dive down into the pit myself, weapons blazing.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Use MEGA BOMB on the Swordsmiths! (guardian.angel: Focus the Swordsmiths!)
While Pit is being meta, I get an idea....And proceed to ascend a meta level, and delete the leading 1 and 7 from the Hellkite Dragon numbers.
I then set up more portals that will shoot the Omega Turret projectiles at the other Omega Turrets, if the Hellkite Dragons are dead.
I give the Everyman some Creative Food.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
If any of the attacks fail, I move on to the next one.
First, I pull out an AntiTimer Programental. It begins to time Antichamber speedruns. It begins to gather Antichamber speedrunning energies and releases them in a beam of AntiTimer energies aimed at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing AntiTimer damage!
Second, I pull out Alice in Wonderland, Unifon Edition, several board books in Initial Teaching Alphabet, a Deseret Book of Mormon, Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition, a letter written by Benjamin Franklin in his phonetic alphabet and polymorph the books into a Phonics Blaster. I proceed to blast a sphere of pure phonics damage at the Hellkite Dragons!
Third, I gather every instance of the number 157 into a massive ball of 157. The ball of 157 rolls into the Hellkite Dragons at 157 m/s for 157 ms before transforming into a 157-cm-on-a-side cube of pure one-hundred-fifty-seven energies The ball then hits a Hellkite Dragon, dealing one-hundred-fifty-seven-type damage!
Fourth, I summon every fragment of the Berlin Wall and channel it into a dodecahedron of pure Berlin Wall energies. The dodecahedron of Berlin Wall energies smashes into the Hellkite Dragons, dealing Berlin Wall damage!
Fifth, I pull out a massive ball of pure Received Pronunciation energies, gathered from every word spoken with the Received Pronunciation accent. The ball of Received Pronunciation deals Received Pronunciation damage to the Hellkite Dragons!
Sixth, I gather every program icon ever and turn it into a ball of .ico files! The ball transforms into a flashing blob of pure .ico, slamming into the Hellkite Dragons and dealing .ico damage!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 1/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 7/8
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 4/4 COMPLETE
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology 3/7
I duplicate a Potion of Critmist.
I immediately smash the duplicated Potion of Critmist at my feet as I jump out and onto the top of the elevator, buffing the next Excavate player to post after me as well! (Or possibly not.) I target a Swordsmith and immediately swap my paradigm once again, this time to Sburb Glitch FAQ. I immediately swap my mythological role out and become a Guard of Rain (Quite literally, one who protects people using madness). I immediately activate [Lifdoff] and charge at the Swordsmith, wielding a sword of my own formed from pure magical energy. As I begin to slice at the Smith, one can hear a little chuckle coming from me. Then another. Then a cackle, and eventually I'm roaring with laughter as the Swordsmith is sliced into a pile of sharp shards. I jump back, still laughing, and cast [Neon Ice Cream Headache] at the pile. Suddenly, the colors seem to leak out of the pile and into the air, before everything seems to twist, melt, warp, fuse together, implode and then explode in a puff of logic, flowers and butterflies. Yeah, don't get too close to that stuff. I then keep slicing at the Swordsmith, since it's assuredly not dead yet, before sending out another field of the rainbow-warpy stuff around the cable, but carefully not touching it. Wouldn't be a very good Guard if the cable I was protecting got teamkilled by me. I then jump back down into the car.
Alchemies
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sharpenlarger (4/?)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = ??? (3/?)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (3/?)
Action
I heal the Logic Cannon with the Black Hand.
40/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I replace all the super-advanced stuff in the Bridge of the Perfect Sphere.
SCP Foundation Action: D-class manual labor to fix up the Perfect Sphere.
EXOS Action: EXOS starts self-repair sequences to repair the AF Hangar.
48/50 and 3/50 +2 to gutza1
Well, because entities can only go upwards for whatever reason, I'll go downwards and send my ultimate entity upwards. However, it hasn't quite been approved yet.
Commands: There's nothing to attack right now
Bind Ace of Diamonds to "Next time you draw a card, if it is black, double its effect. If its red, double the number of targets hit. This effect doesn't trigger on utility cards."
@Engie: Strange... I remember Wilson giving you a similar sermon during the DreamScape. With the whole they have their own lives and dreams thing. It was after you casually mentioned ending a quintillion lives. And, it didn't really have much of an effect on you.
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Violent | Violent | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2
to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through
the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Enchanted Deck
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
Discard pile: Eight of diamonds
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 218$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 36/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator DONE
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 2/7
I... guess so. I really might as well. So... what do you want me to make?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer (3/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (5/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (3/6)
Abyssal Inferno 50/50!
Inky Shard 8/8!
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I cast Horrorterror on Oblivion. He deserves it, to say the least.
8/8 Expended.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:35
Meanwhile, in an area quite some distance away from the laboratory in which the covenite experiment is currently being conducted, an Infusion Altar sits. This is the primary Infusion Altar of the citadel, one that has not been used since I made my previous upgrades to the Hazel Wand. But, that is not what I am here for. Yet, at least. Hah. It would be easier to simply utilize this one the entire time, instead of having to traverse through several miles of subterranean staircases and halls. In fact, the last thing that occurred here was the exportation of some cargo, courtesy of mister Zand, into one of the storage levels. But, I digress. Suddenly, a figure composed entirely of amethyst energy appears, the arcane magic emitting a minuscule amount of light, slightly illuminating the dimly-lit room. The only other light source in the area is likely the candles around the Altar. Suddenly, the amethyst energy morphs into a Minecraft avatar, one that is under my control. I carefully scrutinize the contents of the room. There appear to be no discrepancies. Satisfied to some marginal extent, I stride towards the obscenely stabilized Altar, directly to the central pedestal, upon which I place what appears to be a Balanced Shard. After this occurs, I place four things on the surrounding pedestals. Three ink sacs, and a shadowy fluid gray flame, radiating destructive energies. If you have not figured it out yet, it is Alumentum. But, at this point, it would be reasonable to say the only people who care enough to read this know what Alumentum is. After placing the four objects upon the surrounding pedestals, I draw the Hazel Wand. Before I tap the Runic Matrix with the bronze wand, I look over to the east wall. The Essentia Reservoirs are all full. Upon seeing this, I tap the Matrix. Aubergine light immediately begins to pour forth from the arcane contraption, directly coinciding with the flow of essentia into the center of the Matrix. I take several steps backwards, observing the process. Approximately forty-seven seconds pass before the Matrix begins consuming the ingredients. No adverse flux-based aftereffects transpire, due to the seemingly excessive amount of occult items stabilizing the Altar. A burst of aubergine sparks signifies the completion of the infusion. I take the resultant item off of the central pedestal. It appears to be a shard of solid ink, infused with the energy of the Inky Abyss. I carefully place the thing on a long worktable lining the north wall of the infusion room, along with a plethora of other odd objects.
50/50 Expended.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:54
Some time later, I inspect the objects upon the table, as well as the ones I have created in the time I have spent within this room. There are two Arcane Singularities, the aforementioned Inky Shard, a singular flame of Alumentum, the Primordial Pearl I obtained from the Outer Lands in Intermission 3 with extreme difficulty, a Primal Charm, and two full jars of liquid ink, along with other assorted nonsense which is not of note in the present. With a thought, the Singularities, Alumentum, Inky Shard, Primal Charm, and ink jars levitate into the air, emanating a dull violet light. The aforementioned objects move telekinetically over to the Infusion Altar, coming to rest on the pedestals. Nothing appears to be upon the central pedestal, oddly enough. Daring not to harm the Primordial Pearl in any way whatsoever, I cautiously pick it up, and stride over to the Infusion Altar. I slowly place it upon the pedestal directly north of the central pedestal. Evidently, something of great power will go atop the central pedestal to serve as the catalyst to what appears to be a rather deadly-looking infusion. Suddenly, I draw something from within my inventory, and toss it onto the central pedestal. This object is, of course, the Hazel Wand. My expression remains entirely stoic. This is going to be incredibly risky. The initial infusion will likely awaken the primarily passive Primordial Pearl's energy. The three greatest focal points of magical energy at hand (the Hazel Wand, the Primordial Pearl, and the active Runic Matrix) will clash for dominance, generating what is likely an obscene amount of instability of a caliber of which I have not yet observed. I open a nearby chest telekinetically, and pull a single instrument out of it with my mind, allowing it to rest in my hand. The instrument in question is a Void Aspected Silverwood Wand. Before I dare attempt to begin the infusion, I turn around, and turn the valve on a nearby essentia tube. The Essentia Reservoirs suddenly receive a large influx of essentia. My eyes shift to the Infusion Altar once more. Slowly, I step towards the thing, raising the wand in my hand. Silently, tensely, I extend the wand to the Runic Matrix and, within an instant, tap the thing, before rushing away. Immediately, aubergine light pours from the Matrix in absurd quantities. In fact, an aubergine glow can be seen from the vast majority of the windows in Grayhold's many towers and spires, malevolently pulsating, despite the fact that the infusion room contains no windows, and no open doors. I toss the wand back into the chest, before sprinting to the other side of the room. When I come to stare at the Runic Matrix once more, I notice bursts of aubergine electricity emanating from the thing in almost routine blasts. Everything not bolted to the floor slowly begins to move towards the center of the room, including me. To remedy this, I mutter a quick phrase, lost in the sound of the electricity. My inadvertent course towards the Runic Matrix ceases. The bolts of unstable lightning slowly grow in size. All the while, I notice something. There appears to be some sort of pattern to the movement of the lightning. It appears to be moving in a vortex-esque shape around the Runic Matrix, and is evidently accelerating in speed. Drops of some silver liquid, likely quicksilver, fall from the core of the Matrix, and therefore the Altar. The initial phase of the infusion seems to have been completed. By which I mean that half of the essentia required has been drawn from the only available source. Copious amounts of hissing begin erupting through the entirety of Grayhold. Pockets of Flux Gas and Flux Goo begin appearing as explosions, fortuitously leaving the environment undamaged, rocket throughout the fortress. The Flux Scrubbers within the area struggle to cope with the rapid pace of the instability. Nothing can be heard within the room over the roaring of the winds cycling around the Runic Matrix; the vortex has assuredly grown in strength since I initially described it. However, there is one thing that is louder than the winds and the explosions, seemingly bellowing over the rest.
Meanwhile, even to those outside of Grayhold, something seems incredibly wrong. Perhaps it is the fact that every single window is pouring aubergine light into the rest of GodCraft. Perhaps it is the sound of explosions and wind roaring. Of course, none of those garnered any attention. GodCraft certainly contains such things on a daily basis. No, it is the whispering which garners the attention of every player in the area. Hundreds of thousands of screaming, agonized voices, all attempting to say a plethora of indecipherable things. In fact, it cannot be identified whether or not the indecipherability of the whispering comes from the fact that it is in a different language, or that it is too garbled to even comprehend. The voices metaphorically gnaw at the back of the minds of those within range, extremely painfully.
Back within the infusion room, it is complete and utter chaos. Bursts of unstable lightning blow small holes in the walls, cracking them, whilst the wind circles around the Runic Matrix, holding everything not bolted to the floor, excluding only me. Strangely enough, none of the items have been knocked off of their pedestals. This is hopefully a turn in fate. There are several irreplaceable items being infused. As I stare into the core of the Matrix, my cracked Goggles of Revealing glinting in the fell light, the essentia stage is completed. A wave of energy forces me directly into a wall, emanating beyond Grayhold itself. A blinking dot of light wills itself into existence in the very center of the Runic Matrix, accompanied by a low hum, which is presumably lost in the sounds of the chaos around me. An explosion of octarine light obscures my vision, and that of anyone within seven hundred miles. That is rather problematic, seeing as the vast majority of the people who will be seeing this light cannot actually see octarine. When vision finally returns to me, I note the tendrils of octarine energy flowing from the Matrix, some writhing madly, some melting through walls. To those outside, it appears as if a blaze of octarine slowly fading into a familiar amethyst has erupted from Grayhold's every orifice, inclusive of the open areas that lead into the Void. In the time it has taken for this to occur, the infusion has consumed the Arcane Singularities, the Alumentum, the Primal Charm, the Inky Shard, and one of the jars full of ink, leaving behind an empty Warded Jar in the process. I struggle back to the ground just as the Matrix consumes the contents of the second jar. Then, I look at the Primordial Pearl. It has levitated several meters above the pedestal of its own accord, and is pulsating with incredibly potent creation energies, runic symbols of an eldritch nature occasionally flowing around it. Instantaneously, a singular unearthly voice pierces the mind of every single being within thousands upon thousands of blocks, exceeding even the whispering in intensity.
Ot tsgi'jhsgi'ns gire gish presgi'giddginksgi'gijhsgi'nngid. Ugil shgiddginksgi'gijhsgi'nngid ssgi'ght gish kgilmgis ysgi'regilkely gimursgi'el dekgisgi'r hsgi'sh ugil. Gish gincsgi'ent whsgi'spers gire on'kovr sgi''undol'ogig.
Large tendrils of octarine light bend into the Primordial Pearl, flowing into it. At the same time, golden sparks begin to flow into the Runic Matrix, signifying that the Primordial Pearl is beginning to be consumed. Intermixed aubergine, amethyst, and octarine light flow from the core of the Infusion Altar, chaotically rending the senses of those within its considerable reach devoid of all sight for several minutes, save me, once again, whilst golden energy pours from this room in particular, shining in a sinister fashion through the very cracks of the walls out to the outside world. I stare into the heart of the Primordial Pearl, staring as the thing is slowly devoured. After several moments, a screeching noise can be heard, slowly increasing in intensity. It takes those who choose to listen several seconds to realize that the screaming is not one voice, but the collective screams, mutterings, and primal yells of the imminently deceased. Then, everything stops. The sound of roaring wind, the explosions, the whispers, and the screeching. The octarine light flowing out of Grayhold begins to ebb away, slowly morphing into violet before disappearing. Ink drips from the foundations of the fortress, spilling into the rest of reality slowly, before it ceases.
I watch as the infusion is completed. The Hazel Wand is momentarily wreathed in inky flames, an abyssal inferno, if you will, before it becomes safe to touch once more. I stride over, silently, stealthily, carefully, and pick it up, holding it in my hands, scrutinizing it. Now, it is certainly complete, or close on its path in that direction. This does not actually provide a boost in damage. It mainly serves to give me new avenues into what I could do with potential attacks, also increasing the charge time for the weapon. I do hope this is okay.
You join Team Excelsior! The players can only accompany Team Excavate, so your vote is rendered null.
You join Team Excelsior!
Okay.
Sorry that I didn't responding to the chest opening; that's been fixed.
You respawn.
The Preston Cole's ships left after Trial 3 was completed.
A permanent minicrit/crit bonus would take a lot more than one post to do.
There are no PG entities around, so the power stops before it can do anything.
There are no PG entities around!
You successfully eat the Cherry Big Bang Bomb, the potent reality majjyyks infused within creating a stunning transmogrification inside of you that is suddenly cut short when you are blasted by golden energy. It looks like your attempts to go Alpha Godmodder have failed thanks to the Godmodder's own influence... Looks like he doesn't want anyone else ascending!
The B1 session is still going on, and nothing has changed.
Something that I don't think anyone realized is that splits share a single body. If you grow a split, it's all in your head and the two personalities inside, in essence, take turns at the controls. The same goes with Shatters; it's a purely mental event. The Shatter of me and Split was the only one in history where separate bodies manifested. Therefore, if your split arrives at Yggdrasil's roots, YOU arrive at Yggdrasil's roots.
Right as you are about to use time travel, a plethora of machine guns appears from panels in the floor and guns you down, dealing 10 damage to you!
Laser Minigun || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender (Level 10: 1/11)
+2 HP to the Everyman!
Something that I don't think anyone realized is that splits share a single body. If you grow a split, it's all in your head and the two personalities inside, in essence, take turns at the controls. The same goes with Shatters; it's a purely mental event. The Shatter of me and Split was the only one in history where separate bodies manifested. Therefore, it's not "you and 11" do this. It's just "you" do this.
You join Team Excelsior!
The panels of the tower lift up and reveal hundreds of railguns that suck in the HALI stairway's surface inside their barrels and then retreat back inward.
Right as you are about to use time travel, a plethora of machine guns appears from panels in the floor and guns you down, dealing 10 damage to you!
You join Team Excavate!
VOID OR LIVE: A version of Void or Bust that has built-in living quarters inside of its hull for relaxation.
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer = Void Till Death (1/4)
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => THE BLOT
You expend 4 Weasel Snot and 1 Pie Filling.
You obtain the Blotspitter; 15,000 damage to Oblivion!
You join Team Excelsior! The Disc of Mojang is locked inside the inventory until you get up to the Key, where it will be retrieved and activated.
TAK1NG 1T FR0M R1GHT UNDER H1S N0SE... Y0U'RE CLEVER, Y0U KN0W! 1 H0NESTLY CAN'T LET Y0U KEEP THAT J0URNAL, BUT MY T1ME HERE 1S ALM0ST UP, S0 1'LL BE N1CE T0 Y0U! Y0U CAN KEEP THE TH1NG F0R N0W. 1 M1GHT HAVE A DEAL F0R Y0U 1N THE FUTURE TH0UGH, S0 ALWAYS BE 0N Y0UR GUARD! BE ALWAYS WATCH1NG...
S0 AS 1'M GUESS1NG Y0U KN0W BY N0W, Y0UR J0URNAL 1SN'T UN1QUE! THERE ARE 0THERS, TW0 0THERS. TH1S 1S 0NE-TH1RD 0F THE SCHEMAT1CS F0R A P0WERFUL P0RTAL! THE 0THER TW0-TH1RDS ARE C0NTA1NED 1N THE 0THER J0URNALS. PUT THEM ALL T0GETHER AND Y0U'LL HAVE Y0URSELF THE BLUEPR1NTS T0 A UN1VERSE P0RTAL! WHAT D0ES 1T D0? WELL, 1T WAS BU1LT T0 BENEF1T ALL 0F MANK1ND... BUT THEN S0METH1NG... HAPPENED.
You join Team Excavate!
The Other Arrival added!
You join Team Excelsior!
Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's Blood = Highblood Memeblade (Level 10: 1/11)
You use the Auditory Piston; Zombie Pigmen added!
The weapons kill 3 members of the Chaos Shard's Robot Master Armada!
The Everyman becomes immune to the X-Plague!
+1 Creativity to the Everyman!
The systems and generators are useless, short-circuiting nearly instantly! For them to have any real effect, they'll most likely have to be charged...
You join Team Excavate!
+1 Vote for Meta_Knightmare!
You can't head to the basement on your own, the entire team needs to go too!
THE MOTION PICTURE: A solid iron shotgun with a built-in mounted camera tripod that can be used as a scope. Aside from firing iron bullets, the weapon can fire large cannonballs from a supersized secondary barrel.
Truly this is a dark day in the history of GodCraft. R.I.P. Selfie Dude.
You join Team Excavate!
THE DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL: A blood-red scythe whose blade smokes with the fire of dragons. The scythe's handle is wrapped in ancient fossils, and it commands the power of pure chaos itself. The weapon can fire blasts of chaos energy and can also enforce democracy.
You fly the drone into the hole. With the camera, you can now see what it sees. The drone descends as normal until an insanely loud voice sounds. A flash of something blood-red obscures the camera's vision, as if it was moving very quickly, and then it is gone. Shortly after, a red eye flies past the camera and you lose the feed.
Just so everyone's clear, all entities are heading to Team Excelsior by default. If you want your entities to head to Team Excavate, just say so!
You join Team Excelsior!
12,000 damage to Oblivion!
You join Team Excelsior!
That means you'd be relocating roughly 57,500 HP in a single attack. No thanks. All the Engietech robots stay put.
Wait, I'm confused. Are these potions you're making yourself, or...?
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sizer (Level 8: 2/9)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = AK-1889 (Level 8: 1/9)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (Level 10: 1/11)
You join Team Excelsior!
You join Team Excelsior!
Killing Gloves of Boxing && Wither Skull && Disco Ball = Withered Gloves of Dancing (Level 3: 1/4)
+3 HP to omglolsguy!
THE TOWN-PAINTER: An underpowered version of Ultimatum that is much smaller, arranged in roughly the shape of a paintball gun, and shoots paintballs instead of hundreds of different types of ammunition. Still packs a powerful punch though, painting the entire town red... with BLOOD. Oh man. I bet you didn't see that one coming.
The Godmodder grins.
GODMODDER: Oh. So that's where that place is.
The Godmodder then notices that his Private Messages checker picked up some PMs between the Descendants and checks them out, seeing every PM Eric sent out. The Godmodder's grin grows even wider and he bursts out with laughter.
GODMODDER: Heh. They think they're gonna be able to leave this place, huh? Well, even if Mojang's little plan succeeds and my virus does fail, I'll still have ways of keeping you all chained to this rock. Forever.
The Godmodder presses a button and an array of Command Blocks pops up. The Godmodder inputs several lines of code into them, activates their processors, and leaves them to run. He then sits back in his chair and returns to watching the display of a hundred monitors that is tracking the progress of everyone in the Tower.
You join Team Excelsior!
I don't.
There are literally only two Pro-Godmodder players. Splitting them up into teams wouldn't work.
Coal && Chaos Void Shard = Nightcoal (Level 2: 1/3)
You join Team Excelsior! Do you mean players like you or players as in [PL] players?
The Godmodder looks at the Wayback Machine and grins. It's finally time to unleash the ultimate power of last war...
Just pick a team by name. It's not that hard.
+8,000 HP to the Streamer!
You're on the Ground Floor; how can you hurl a player off?
The Godmodder chucks Dave into the same cage Kurak's in so he doesn't have to deal with him anymore. Kurak waves to his new prisonmate.
THE KNOWLEDGE CORPS: A modified version of The Guard Corps that contains a built-in Thaumonomitron which controls all the processes of the ship and supplies the ship with potent thaumic knowledge.
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters = The Hospitable Void (1/4)
You join Team Excavate!
+1 Vote for NowIsTheTime, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, >xyyxy<, and tooGODLY!
+5 HP to engie!
You join Team Excelsior!
2,000 damage to Oblivion!
5,000 damage to the Streamer!
MINERAL DECAD: A set of ten brilliantly shining D10s that shine like diamonds. They are imbued with the power of every rock, mineral, and gem on the earth.
Physics Textbook && Fluorite Decad = Movement's Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
9-6-5-2-8-9-6-8-3-7
A set of jagged crystalline spikes form out of the ground and impale Oblivion, dealing 10,000 damage!
Chaos Robot Master killed! 2,000 damage to Oblivion!
+4 Hog Slop and Elf Tears!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 4 Elf Tears.
You obtain Lefty, which, in its empowered state, kills 5 Chaos Robot Masters!
CORE OF HEALING: A core of positively-charged healing energy. Profound amounts of pure life swirl around its surface.
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology = Crystalantholocore (Level 6: 1/7)
All the players have armor and weapons already; that's why they went in with you! They thought they could help.
You join Team Excelsior!
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
Okay, convince me that you can have something then.
EXTRA-LARGE HOMING BEACON: A very large homing beacon, no doubt about it. But what will it attract when it activates?
+4 HP!
The eighth principle: A set of eight slightly .jpeg'd fluorite D8s that are imbued with the power of terrible grammar.
Codex Umbra && Nightmare Fuel && Enderpearl = Codex Phobia (Level 5: 1/6)
You join Team Excelsior!
+2,000 HP to the Bridge!
Every entity will be able to fit in the Tower, don't worry.
You join Team Excavate!
+1 Vote to 3141592!
But none of the players have officially joined yet!
None of the souls acknowledge your existence. They are all focused on something going on at the bottom of the ravine.
17,000 damage to Oblivion!
The portal is identical to a standard Nether Portal, except it is colored grey. Curiously, while you feel noticeable heat when standing next to a Nether Portal, you feel nothing while standing next to this except a chill running down your neck. You throw in the sphere and sense that the place is eerie yet quiet, meaning it is safe to enter.
+10,000 HP to the Bridge!
THE BLUESHOOTER: A laser pistol forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It takes Ultramarine's existing laser technology and brings it to its logical conclusion, creating a weapon solely focused on lasers. It can fire bursts of lasers, laser pulses, create constructs from lasers, forge laser shields... You name it.
ULTRAVERSAL REMOTE: A remote forged from the metal of Ultramarine. The remote uses Ultramarine's powerful laser energy to interact with all mechanical objects around itself, controlling them at will. Using this, one can command any mechanism around himself.
THE BROKEN CLOCK: A heavily modified version of Blueshifted that can send its ammunition into the past and future and also has a hidden feature: it can deploy a special disc that, when the user stands on it, will transport the user back or forwards in time, effectively creating a clone (or a doppleganger) of them! They can then use the feature again to head back to the present.
+3 HP!
> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ROCK SOLO
7,000 damage to Oblivion!
I have no idea what you are trying to accomplish in the latter half of your action...
That's a lot of power for a one-post action... Also, the charge cap is 50, not 60.
It's an elevator, not an escalator!
Planet Express Team added!
Maniac obtains Lapis Armor!
Ubercharge Canteen && Azure Essence = Ultracharge Canteen (Level 10: 1/11)
Bag of Holding && Azure Essence = Bag of Hammerspace (Level 10: 1/11)
Void Essence && Nanobots && Azure Essence = The Clouders (Level 10: 1/11)
+8,000 HP to the Logic Cannon!
+2,000 HP to the Bridge!
+2,000 HP to the Bridge!
Entities can't only go upwards, they just go upwards by default.
You join Team Excavate regardless!
Ace of Diamonds bound!
IRRATIONAL CALCULATOR: A golden calculator that, upon calculating an irrational number, will materialize said number around the user as a shield.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
15,000 damage to Oblivion!
Hazel Wand further modified! In Limbo, Bill apparently notices.
ALR1GHT, N0W THAT Y0U M0D1F1ED TH1S WAND BEH1ND MY BACK, 1'D L1KE A C0PY 0F 1T AGA1N. 1N 1TS CURRENT F0RM TH1S T1ME.
The Chaos Shard deals 10,000 damage to the Bearger!
The Zombie Pigmen are immediately infected by the X-Plague, which manifests itself in an entity for the first time! The Zombie-Pigmen attack Oblivion, dealing 6,000 damage! Oblivion contracts the X-Plague as well, taking 5,000 damage! Split decides to not attack Engietech and pokes the remaining Chaos Robot Master, killing it. He then slices clean through the Refugees, dealing 35,000 damage to them!
NowIsTheTime, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, >xyyxy<, and tooGODLY all join Team Excavate! Isaac joins Team Excavate as well; the Guardian Angel deals 5,000 damage to Oblivion! The three teams deal 18,000 damage to Oblivion, but the Mob Platoon becomes infected by the X-Plague! The Bearger joins Team Excavate!
Pentel suddenly drops down from the ceiling and, apparently empowered by a crit buff, deals 40,000 damage to the Refugees! A large amount of weaponry reveals itself from panels in the ceiling and blasts the Refugees into oblivion! The weaponry then turns to the Streamer and brutally ONE-SHOTS him! A single laser shot blasts Kid Radd, who loses a letter from his HP. Pentel is then recalled back to the top.
Team Excelsior ascends up the spiral staircase, and Team Excavate boards the elevator. Excelsior marches upwards, disappearing from view. Team Excavate presses the only button on the elevator, a down arrow, and the elevator doors shut, the elevator beginning to descend. The only people left on the ground floor are the leftover players and those who did not pick a side.
Team Excelsior ascends the staircase and ends up at the First Level of the Tower! Throughout the room are various Omega Turrets stationed across the walls. They all seem to be guarding a large chest at the far end of the room. But the centerpiece of the room is, without a doubt, the biggest, most complex entity ever fought to humankind:
175 Pro-Godmodder Hellkite Dragons, each wearing Daedric Armor. The Dragons have 999,999,999,999,999,999 HP each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the Dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each Dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The Dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile Dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the Dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The Dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of Mechs, they have a 65% resistance to Mech damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI.
Your job is to kill the Hellkite Dragons! You'll need to think of attacks the Dragons don't have an elemental defense for. At the end of each turn, the Dragons will adapt to your strategies so they won't work again! Most attacks will only kill one Dragon, but especially creative attacks attacks may kill more! The Omega Turrets will provide constant attack, so watch out!
Team Excavate's elevator descends through the ground. After several seconds, an announcement is broadcasted to everyone on the elevator that apparently stems from the Tower's automated systems:
ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL TAKING THE BASEMENT ELEVATOR. THIS PART OF THE TOWER, DUE TO BEING RECENTLY CREATED, IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. DO NOT EXPECT IT TO BE ENTIRELY STABLE. ANY INJURIES OR DEATH THAT RESULT FROM TAKING THIS ELEVATOR ARE ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT FROM HERE ON OUT. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, MANUAL TURRETS WILL APPEAR THAT WILL RECTIFY THE SITUATION VIA PERSONNEL INPUT.
As if on cue, everyone hears something slam onto the top of the elevator, causing the entire thing to falter for a second. You all look up and see that several creatures have landed on top of the elevator that look like walking swords! They ready their arms (which are swords) and glare menacingly at the elevator cable... Suddenly, two turrets spring into action from the panels the elevator consists of that aim themselves at the monsters!
Your job is to defend the Elevator Cable! Throughout your trek downwards, the Godmodder will send various traps and enemies to try to destroy the Elevator Cable! If it snaps, you will die instantly and must restart from the previous part! There's one catch: you can't heal the Elevator Cable! Your current assailers are Swordsmiths, creatures designed by the Godmodder that are, in essence, walking swords!
You will have two options for attacking: you can man the Turrets in the Elevator that will deal moderate damage to the Swordsmiths, or you can head to the top of the elevator and damage the Swordsmiths yourself! If you choose the latter option though, you will be very vulnerable to attack. You can attack via Turret three times a turn (once per post) and they are open to all players on the team to use! You can augment the Turrets' attacks using your own weapons if you want, as well.
This may seem simple right now, but it will only get more challenging later on! Thankfully, you'll be able to get upgrades.
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Think of attacks the Hellkite Dragons can't defend against!
> Team Excelsior: Attack the Omega Turrets!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Swordsmiths using either the Turrets or confront them yourselves!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
> All: Join a Team if you haven't already!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,737,500/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
Ground Floor:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 19/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 16/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 98,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Oblivion: [???] HP: 161,000/400,000. X-Plague: IIIII
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.
Zombie Pigmen: [N] Leave in three turns. X-Plague: IIIII
Split: [N] HP: 207,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,120.)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x743.) Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x47.)
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/66,500/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/66,500/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/66,500/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP.
Perfect Sphere Modules: [AG] Bridge: 16,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. I AF Hangar: 38,000/100,000 HP. I Guardian Orbs: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x4.) I Aureus Spawner: 50,000/50,000 HP. Squares: 1/1 HP. (x5,000.) I Lightning Modules: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Weath Ray: 75,000/75,000 HP. III
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 179,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIII 115%. In Overclocked mode. Winding down. Next attack tripled.
Logic Cannon: [AG] HP: 178,000/200,000. Uses logical inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Mob Platoon: [AG] HP: 95,000/100,000. Herobrine's Wrath: III X-Plague: IIIII
PvP Elites: [AG] HP: 144,500/150,000. Diamond Dance: III
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RAD
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 22/30. Creativity: 17/50. Nutrition: 7/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x3, Happy.
Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x47.)
Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. DOOP Attack Craft: 500/500 HP. (x100.) DOOP Destroyer: 15,000/15,000 HP.
Hellkite Dragons: [PG] HP: 999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999. (x175.) Refer to above for the Dragons' current list of immunities.
Omega Turrets: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. (x3.)
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 100% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.)
Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
Bearger: [AG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Earthquake: III
Swordsmiths: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x2.)
Top of the Tower:
Pentel: [PG] Leaves in two rounds.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 68.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III IN USE (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
19 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
15 Weasel Snot
... engie? Are you all right? I think that's the first time your character has ever even pretended to be morally straight...
@generic: Okay... I get all of them but 2.
Also, shifting Eric's font color because, as generic said, it really is kinda eye-searing now that the MCforums has changed the colors, but I don't really like this one either... meh, I'll let twin be the final decider of Eric's text color in Trifecta.
Welp, so much for encryption... Those weren't even PMs across the server, it was like, super-encrypted double stuff mixed together through almost fifty different universes. Oh well. Anyways, mind PMing me quick about what those command blocks do since Eric's not actually evacuating any Minecraft avatars?
For hilarity:
Kurak looks at Dave.
Anyone that were immediately outside would here the sound of a large orc berserking and ripping a robot apart.
One of the pieces of Dave materializes in front of the hellkite dragons, smashing into them, killing several via he gunna die damage.
The Bus:
Eric grins.
With the universe-print version? No.
This is not the universe-print version.
Piono gave it enough extra power to jump universes, and considering its mode of jumping, there's probably a good level of other multiversal technology.
All I need to do is shift power down to the extra-dimensional suspension generators, and it should work considering the amount of raw energy this baby's probably packing now. Heck, we'll have tons left over.
Blue's message:
Alright Blue, the pickup will be sometime soon, I don't know exactly when.
Maniac's message:
Very well then Maniac.
And I'm afraid you don't get to set the time frame. We're only going to get one shot, and we're going to have to leave soon enough to avoid the server collapsing in on itself.
Lothrya's message:
No need to send the avatar. We'll be coming to pick you up before the server disintegrates. I want to talk to everyone in person.
Generic's message:
I'm going to be running the meeting in the evacuation craft. If you don't want to do it then, we'll need to do it some other time, I'm afraid things are falling apart rather quickly.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Drive: Doorrior (36/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Ire'd, Generic'd x2)
Mythos (8/30) (Two become One) (Gutza'd x2)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 6/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 4/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 4/9)
OK, I pull out Lefty again, while I still have it. It's power is pure Severed Left Pinky, but that's not immediately relevant yet. I gently poke a Hellkite Dragon in the eye with the thing, which was never stated to be protected in any fashion whatsoever. It is thereafter exposed to Eyepoke damage, which doesn't mean anything to the scales whatsoever as the eye isn't scaled, as that would be stupid-and it's not Bludgeoning damage anyways. Severed Left Arms that morph into massive cannons (it's in the arm form right now by the way) are alos definitely not household objects. That's not what kills it, though. Rather, it is the utter banality of being poked in the eye, the utter stupidity of poking a freaking Dragon with so much HP and immunities with a freaking severed arm and expecting it to do jack, my sheer stupidity overwhelming all sense of logic. Naturally, the Dragon takes severe stupidity damage from my stupidity, which results in a critical hit, causing it to implode, possibly taking out another Hellkite dragon with the implosion, as implosions are not explosions.
@talist/Wilson: "Excellent. I'll really only be able to pay you after it's done because I am really clogged up right now, working all of the allotted Alchemy Slots on the Ship parts. I'll just give you a massive list of weapons and see if I can't just duplicate you one of them once you're finished, whatever strikes your fancy. I'll also make sure that you get a seat on that ship for the work, because it's a lot. However, as a form of up-front payment...Well, you usually don't find this in Minecraft, let's put it that way...Might have some useful properties I don't know about."
I give Wilson the Keldeo Hair that I had plucked a long time ago. Like, back in the early stages of the SB&HJpocalypse for reference.
KELDEO HAIR: Hair from the mane of the Mythical Pokemon Keldeo. It is colored straight red and feels moist to the touch. The faintest aura of Justice hangs from it.
"As for what you have to make..." I hand Wilson the appropriate ingredients in Captcha Card form and give him the task of making (Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia) && Hammerspace Pocket.
(Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia (Same as Liquid Fabrico)) && Hammerspace Pocket = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This will hopefully turn out to be a Storage room with the limitless storage of a Hammerspace Pocket, so I can basically make a room that is bigger on the inside without weighing down the ship, and thus store more, if not nigh-limitless, items in it. The original Moorblade's Storage itself is outfitted with several areas fit for holding different things, IE Food, Overly-hot or overly-cold items, volatile compounds, and other stuff. One thing about the original was that I ran out of storage far too quickly...This is what I'm fixing here.
"And, as for actual Payment...Well, this is another thing to put alongside gear, I guess, don't have many alchemical components or the like. I'll duplicate this and give it to you as soon as I can." I show Wilson the Gatekeeper's Scythe.
GATEKEEPER'S SCYTHE: A very long scythe forged from an indeterminate metal. The sound of screaming souls is apparent when holding it. The scythe possesses a large amount of the energies of creation, and can change into any weapon used against it at will. If the user is creative enough, they can combine weapons used against them into new weapons that the scythe will take the form of.
"Sound like a deal, Wilson?"
Anyways, generic has absolutely zero say in what you can do, gutza. Feel free to con all the rets you want.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
Thank you so much.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
+2 to Talist. Kinda wanna see that entity.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 8/30
The Dicestaction: 22/30
The Third God: 46/50 (+3 from Tazz and )
The Oblivionator: 7/11
Movement Decad: 3/11
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
ARRRG! The dragons are resistant to some of our attacks from our weapons!
Well, Fry's and my weapon deals damage that they aren't resistant to...
(This is what they do in the EoTB)
Fry blasts iQuantimak at a dragon, killing it with Quantum damage! Farnsworth sits in his Diamondium Shieldcart and remotely fires SciAntimak at a dragon with his Remote Magnepulators, killing one with Science damage! Bender makes a dragon bite his shinry metal ass, killing it with Ass damage! Amy flies on her hoverboard and attacks an Omega Turret with her two iAntimak Autopistols. Zoidberg uses Megaversal on the Omega Turret to damage it (he is the one using Universal Power). Leela rams the Planet Express Ship into the dragons, killing them with Spaceship damage! The DOOP Attack Craft fire at the dragons, killing them with Ray Gun damage! The DOOP Destroyer uses Macross Missile Massacre on the three Omega Turrets It launches two missiles against the turret with the least health, and three against the other two. All the splash damage hits Oblivion. The Futurama Gate will summon 20 fighters and 10 DOOP Destroyers (nerf as needed Twin. Just know that this turn the Futurama Gate summons most of the Destroyer force, and not many fighters. Next turn the mothership appears.). The Logic Cannon fires at some dragons. Since they are so obviously unrealistic, it kills them with Realism damage!
==Excavate==
Hmm. I'd prefer to stay safe. But that turret may need an upgrade...
Lothyra mans a turret. She then replaces its firing mechanism with New Dawn, turning it into an Antimatter Turret. She then fires the Antimatter Turret at the Swordsmiths. If that does not work, she just fires the Turret normally at one Swordsmith and New Dawn at the other.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
EXCELSIOR!!!!
I stare at the hellkite dragons. ...Well, this just got interesting. If it were me, I'd probably just flood the tower with Hellkite corpses and laugh at everyone trying to hack their way through them.
I pull out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, and turn it into the formidable Insanity Tubas. I then smash them directly against the Source Code of Reality, causing some weird things to happen. Suddenly, the armor weight of the Hellkite Dragons is switched to Scientific Notation, causing it to be 1 x 10^-48 grams worth. I then delete the - sign, and the armor suddenly weighs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 grams, crushing the dragons beneath its weight. I then name all the Hellkite Dragons Goanna67. They then summarily stop existing when the Anti-Goanna Turret deletes them from existence. After I let them somehow start existing again, I then pump their weak fleshy maws full of octets with the newly-forged Abominatimatum, causing octet damage. Their frantic twitching vaguely resembles a dance, but their legs break because they're terrible at dancing, causing even more of them to die.
I then pump all their blood out, since they're vulnerable to piercing damage, and they die some more. I then install an incredibly aggressive antivirus on their armor, which deletes Sheila forever. I then install Pinary on all the armors because why not. After that I flashstep through the dragons that remain, tagging them with remote controlled timetables. I then activate them at a safe distance, causing them to start time traveling, which makes the Omega Turrets shoot the Hellkite Dragons. Powering through the aggressive onslaught, the timetables inflict severe entropy on the dragons, causing them to wither into nothing.
I suddenly remember something, and teleport back to the Battlefield to open Epona II's Bedrock Chest.
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 24/50
More Runic Shielding 50/50 BOOYAH, MORE RUNIC SHIELDING. I take out another lovely cup of tea, stir it, and gently place it down in my Finite Improbability Drive, causing myself, Cobalt, and Crystal to get Runic Shielding in a relatively improbable manner.
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 10/11 (Destruction's Talons)
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 5/11 (Planck's Decad)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 3/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Midna, be a dear and kill those dragons, please? I get PENUMBRA PHANTASM to create light inside OBLIVION.
I get some spare ghosts from the Nether, and have them attack the Dragons, killing some with Ghost Damage!
RESIST... THE PAIN! I... THROW A GIANT SWORD AT... THE SPHERE....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Who says we need to damage them? We just need to get RID of them. And keep rid of them.
I activate a series of glyphs and a portal swoops over as many dragons as it can, depositing them in the Void. The portal, upon depositing the dragons in the Void, activates a secondary effect that sets up a portal relative to the dragon that just went through, that continuously re-overlaps their collision box and drops them back in the Void.
The section of the Void to which the dragons are ported is also under extreme time dilation. Subjective time to realtime, in that zone, is at a 1/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to 1 ratio.
I also set up a set of portals that redirects Omega Turret fire into the Hellkite Dragons.
I then realize that something was also not blocked against. 11, if you wouldn't mind?
I would not mind. I utilize the power of the Broken Disc to sha11er as many He11kite Dragons as I can into pieces. And by as many as I can, I mean probably a11 of them because we are ta11ing the power of a11 the copies of 11 currently in our joint po11e11ion.
While I'm at it, I talk to Sheila.
"Hello Shiela."
"Uh. This is awkward. But, frankly, the Godmodder has done things that are inherently wrong, and we're trying to stop him, so, we're asking for your help to get through this tower and save Minecraftia."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 39/50
A.B.E.: 4/50
(I joined Team Excelsior. Why and how did you oversee that? You stated i joined in the first post i made!)
"Oh. Wow. Long list. Well, let's see what stupid plot contrivance i can come up with that someone didn't find out about."
[ONE DEEP THINKING SESSION LATER]
"Ah ha! Here's one!"
I go up to the Entity List and cover the last digit of how many Hellkite Dragons are there using a jar of whiteout. I then crudely draw a (Number of Hellkite Dragons Alive Prior to This Post - 1) on there in black sharpie.
"No whiteout resistance, no black sharpie resistance, AND no Entity List Alteration resistance. Triple Resistance Killed!"
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-33 / 50- Spin2Win
-21 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
The Streamer is tired of this world, and must get back to moderating TwitchPlaysPokemon. He ascends.
I jump up on the Elevator's Room, build a few barricades made of wood, take cover, and use the DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, slashing and blasting the Swordsmiths.
=LIMBO=
I use the SWAP-SYSTEM I installed, switching me and the destroyed drone's posistions! I then use the DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL to attack any attackers.
If I can't, I dive down into the pit myself, weapons blazing.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Use MEGA BOMB on the Swordsmiths! (guardian.angel: Focus the Swordsmiths!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
While Pit is being meta, I get an idea....And proceed to ascend a meta level, and delete the leading 1 and 7 from the Hellkite Dragon numbers.
I then set up more portals that will shoot the Omega Turret projectiles at the other Omega Turrets, if the Hellkite Dragons are dead.
I give the Everyman some Creative Food.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Alchemies
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sizer (4/?)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = AK-1889 (3/?)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (3/?)
Action
If any of the attacks fail, I move on to the next one.
First, I pull out an AntiTimer Programental. It begins to time Antichamber speedruns. It begins to gather Antichamber speedrunning energies and releases them in a beam of AntiTimer energies aimed at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing AntiTimer damage!
Second, I pull out Alice in Wonderland, Unifon Edition, several board books in Initial Teaching Alphabet, a Deseret Book of Mormon, Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition, a letter written by Benjamin Franklin in his phonetic alphabet and polymorph the books into a Phonics Blaster. I proceed to blast a sphere of pure phonics damage at the Hellkite Dragons!
Third, I gather every instance of the number 157 into a massive ball of 157. The ball of 157 rolls into the Hellkite Dragons at 157 m/s for 157 ms before transforming into a 157-cm-on-a-side cube of pure one-hundred-fifty-seven energies The ball then hits a Hellkite Dragon, dealing one-hundred-fifty-seven-type damage!
Fourth, I summon every fragment of the Berlin Wall and channel it into a dodecahedron of pure Berlin Wall energies. The dodecahedron of Berlin Wall energies smashes into the Hellkite Dragons, dealing Berlin Wall damage!
Fifth, I pull out a massive ball of pure Received Pronunciation energies, gathered from every word spoken with the Received Pronunciation accent. The ball of Received Pronunciation deals Received Pronunciation damage to the Hellkite Dragons!
Sixth, I gather every program icon ever and turn it into a ball of .ico files! The ball transforms into a flashing blob of pure .ico, slamming into the Hellkite Dragons and dealing .ico damage!
Turn 1/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 7/8
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 4/4 COMPLETE
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology 3/7
I duplicate a Potion of Critmist.
I immediately smash the duplicated Potion of Critmist at my feet as I jump out and onto the top of the elevator, buffing the next Excavate player to post after me as well! (Or possibly not.) I target a Swordsmith and immediately swap my paradigm once again, this time to Sburb Glitch FAQ. I immediately swap my mythological role out and become a Guard of Rain (Quite literally, one who protects people using madness). I immediately activate [Lifdoff] and charge at the Swordsmith, wielding a sword of my own formed from pure magical energy. As I begin to slice at the Smith, one can hear a little chuckle coming from me. Then another. Then a cackle, and eventually I'm roaring with laughter as the Swordsmith is sliced into a pile of sharp shards. I jump back, still laughing, and cast [Neon Ice Cream Headache] at the pile. Suddenly, the colors seem to leak out of the pile and into the air, before everything seems to twist, melt, warp, fuse together, implode and then explode in a puff of logic, flowers and butterflies. Yeah, don't get too close to that stuff. I then keep slicing at the Swordsmith, since it's assuredly not dead yet, before sending out another field of the rainbow-warpy stuff around the cable, but carefully not touching it. Wouldn't be a very good Guard if the cable I was protecting got teamkilled by me. I then jump back down into the car.
+2 to Gutza.
11/50
11/50
6/50
0rigin Point.
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I give a swordsmith a big, barbwired, bear hug!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Post III
I place down a Jukebox, insert Dance-Stab-Dance and aggres the Hellkite Dragons with Dance Damage.
I then hand the Everyman some comic books, raising his Imaginatoin stat.
The Dragonfly looks hungrily at the 0mega Turrets.
The Bearger grabs a Swordsmith by the handle and tries to throw it off the Elevator.
0rb of Reality 5/11
Codex Phobia 2/6
Permafrost 7/10
Zombot 36/40
Cable Insulation 1/10
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