The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I choose TEAM EXCELSIOR! I then get Midna to throw me straight at OBLIVION, slicing him.
I ANGRILY THROW MY USED-TO-BE QUIRK AT THE AG'S.
*Reads text* Huh. Midna, an old friend texted me.
What did he say?
We need to leave soon.
apocalypticTerminator replies: I am happy that you can get me out of this. Pick me up in... when the Trial's almost over. I'll have to decline the IUPC offer, though. Thank you, Eric. For everything.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Before I post, I have to make an important point. I've retconned the whole "Lothyra is sexually loose" thing. It was a rushed backstory element, and I'm glad to be rid of it. Now she was turning into an evil overlord and probably would have become a godmodder if her people hadn't been killed. That acted as a "snap back to your senses" and made her realize what she was becoming.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 6/30
The Dicestaction: 20/30
The Third God: 40/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Mineral Decad: 11/11 Complete!
The Oblivionator: 5/11
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad. She then uses the Mineral Decad against Oblivion. She then responds to Eric.
I will be joining your interview. Or at least, I will be sending a robot avatar to Vriska's City. I am currently preoccupied with finally ending the Operation.
She then speaks to Bender.
Also, your friends will be joining real soon.
==A universe far far away==
In a laboratory housed within a red, retro-futuristic building, six people are gathered around a device. One of the figures, an elderly scientist with a pout and a white laboratory coat, speaks up.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I have finally completed my interuniversal communicator! I shall use it to upload our brains into our Minecraft accounts through the technology that I confiscated from the Near Death Star!
Another figure starts talking. This one appears to be a 30-year old male with a cheap red jacket and blue jeans.
So instead of playing it with a computer, it's like you actually are in it? Cool!
Yes, that's exactly how it works. Now all of you, except for Bender of course, put this device on your head.
He holds up a helmet with wires sticking out of it that are connected to the communicator. All of the figures, except for a certain robot, put the device on their head.
I will activate the device in... Three.
He grabs a remote control from a table.
Two!
He puts his shriveled finger on a button on the remote control.
ON-
Suddenly, a computer screen nearby which is showing a live feed of Minecraftia displays a burst of green light, then fades to static. At the same time, spacetime itself is torn apart in the sky to form a rift. However, Farnsworth does not have enough time to react, and presses the button. Inside the device, two beams of energy collide to form a small portal. Everything appears to be normal. Then the shockwave from the rift hits. The portal begins to distort and change colors erratically. A burst of green energy flies out of it, destroying the device. However the portal is still there. A certain female mutant speaks.
Oh lord.
It seems as though the portal has been destabilized! Everyone run out of the building quick!
However, as Farnsworth is speaking those words, a large number of green tendrils emerge from the portal. They start ensnaring all sorts of objects in the room, including the figures. A sphere of glitchy energy begins to surround the building.
==The Temple==
Among the crowd of players, five stand as still as a statue. Suddenly, a small portal appears right next to them. The avatars start glitching out. Bender's avatar also starts glitching out.
IT'S GOING TO SUCK US IN! WAIT! ZOIDBERG! DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF TAMPERING WITH THE PROFESSOR'S DEVICE! I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE LAB FOR TWO DAYS!
WILL YOU STOP BEING IDIOTS! IT'S DESTABILIZED BECAUSE OF THE RIFT!
The portal is now glowing with rainbow energies. The sphere surrounding the building grows more and more opaque until, with a glitchy, code-filled, green flash of light, the entire building implodes upon itself, leaving only an empty lot. Across the street, a fat Jamaican holding a sandwich is walking towards where the building was a second ago, humming to himself. Then he sees the implosion.
NOW WHAT HAS THE PROFESSOR DONE THIS TIME!
==The Temple==
The avatars (including Bender's) are suddenly ripped apart into code. They are sucked into the portal. With a green flash, the Planet Express Headquarters appears right in the middle of the plaza where the portal was. Inside, six figures awake as if they had been knocked out.
Uhhh. What happened?
I feel like someone's filled my insides with jelly.
It seems we've been transported into Minecraftia. And we've MERGED WITH OUR AVATARS!
What?
They will grant us extra health, as well as the ability to respawn. However, if we die too many times, they will be freed and we will lose those benefits.
So then we can die forever?
No, of course not! I still have my cloning machine. I can make it so that the clone body will appear at the spot we died.
I think we should speak to Ms. Lothyra. She said she might have some armaments for us to use.
()I'll explain what this means mechanics-wise in my next post, Twin))
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You are Going to Die Oblivion! you are No longer with me!
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I am Grabbing the Demonic Robot Master's Neck, then i Squeezed it until it Breaks, then i Threw a Holy and Anti-Oblivion Grenades at the Oblivion. (If it's Works)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Pit aka +1 for each Charge
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 2/20
I Don't know you Pumpkin? 4/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 4/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 2/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 2/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 2/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Drive: Doorrior (32/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
Mythos (5/30) (Two become One)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 5/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 5/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 3/9)
I pull out Scalpere Parum and tap it directly into a portal to the Elemental Plane of Severed Left Pinky element! Naturally it quickly goes into MAXIMUM POWER MODE! Thinking fast, I quickly ask a player in the spawn point (which we are close to, if I recall) for the requisit 4 Hog Slop and 4 Elf Tears so I can quickly use Armed and Dangerous, which I then do. Recieving Lefty, I attach it to Scalpere Parum. How I do this may be left to the imagination for sake of your sanity and appetite. Once done with that, the full power of Severed Left Pinky Element is at my disposal through a fearsome double-channel. How to use it, though? I quickly generate a massive clay cup, then fill it with Ranch Dressing from Ranchia's limitless Ranch Dressing reserves. I then fire Lefty, empowered by Scalpere Parum, at the Cup of Ranch Dressing! Rather than damaging it, though, it quickly forms into a left hand made of pure Severed Left Pinky energy, which lifts the cup up...Then sticks its pinky finger out! This polite and dignified gesture causes the force of politeness to make itself evident, causing some of the Robot Masters the Chaos Shard controls to shut themselves down out of politeness and dignity, and thus die before they harm former allies. I then abruptly smash the cup and hand and all onto the remaining rouge robot masters under the Chaos Shard's thrall that didn't manage to auto-shutdown by sheer force of politeness.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 2/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 5/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 5/5 COMPLETE
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 2/4
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology (See this) 1/?
I summon up a set of basic weaponry and armor and toss them to the five players accompanying us. "Welcome to the ride, all of you. Need anything, just ask me."
I'll ascend with Excelsior, taking the Dragonfly with me.
I take out Umbra's Rifle, getting ready to snipe a Chaos Robot Master when I notice a weird marking on the rifle, seemingly hidden by illusion. I take out a Blacklit Candle and hold it near the rifle as I watch strange runes appear on the rifle's body:
The Undying King has always followed your footsteps, smiling as he watched every step you took. Soon, you will follow his.
The Dragonfly looks hungrily at the Soldiers, preparing to attack anything attacking the AGs.
The Bearger will descend with the Excavators.
The eighth principle 7/8
0rb of Reality 3/11
Permafrost 5/10
Zombot 34/40
Congratulations, Twin. You just took away the only thing with entities that made them original. Now they feel kind of just like tools...Tools with a health bar.
Generic, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization. Also, nixw job with giving piono a good face-kicking, I owe you a gift.
.... Wow. 1. Your text is eyesearing, and this is coming from someone who made a quirk consisting of all of English's rainbow colors. Calm that yellow down. 2. It's Tempo. Get it right. 3. I've already got a ride, and I'm making a deluxe ride just in case. 4. *Nice, mostly because I feel like pointing it out. 5. Sure, why not, I'll be there. If only to see how badly this manages to go.
I am quite fed up with people going after my troops just because they're there. THOSE ARE PEOPLE, DAMMIT! WITH HOPES, DREAMS, FEARS, AND ALL THE REST! PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HELL, EVEN THE DRAGONFLY DRONES ARE A DEGREE OF SENTIENT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WERE SLAUGHTERED LIKE PIGS JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE? I REMEMBER THE MANSION, I REMEMBER MY GENOCIDE OF THE NETHER, AND I REMEMBER A PARTICULAR MINDSET BEING TOSSED AROUND - THINK OF THIS AS MORE THAN JUST A GAME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, HUH? WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO FALL MORE ON THE HEROIC SIDE OF THE SCALE TO JUST MURDER PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE IT? Thank you for your time. As of now, any player who attacks Engietech personnel shall now receive 1 damage for each personnel they harm, and any entity shall receive damage equal to the total amount of health damage they dealt to my army. Nobody is exempt from the retaliatory damage, and the damage also applies if someone tries to force an allegiance change. Put simply, YOU WILL BE HURT IF YOU HURT MY TROOPS. I might be an eldritch abomination that effortlessly tears through squadrons of people with little care in the world, but my underling are MY underlings, dammit, and I'll not be seeing anyone get away with harming them. Let it never be said that I care little about those employed by me.
... "And they never would have died if you never employed them." Not that that excuses all the murder that's happening here. It is rather terrible.
Alright, let's go kill that ugly snake.
Wait, what? Shouldn't we be joining our FRIENDS and WORKING TOGETHER and SPREADING HAPPINESS?
We have time to do that later. Let's just kill Yaldabaoth and be done with it. Besides, it's a personal problem. You of all people should understand that.
Oh right! Personal problems are a big deal, you should really work on them!
That's. What. I'm. Doing.
I decide to go kill Yaldabaoth, and proceed to do so without any particular effort. I then proceed to gain unconditional immortality and a Reward, which is probably going to be whatever I can convince Twin to let me have.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 2/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-43, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
My Action: I join up with EXOS in team Excelsior to scale the tower, and prepare by repairing the Perfect Sphere's bridge so I have a place to sit.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation forces are mobilizing to defeat SCP-2317, who is currently marching to the tower.
EXOS Action: EXOS realizes it may not fit in the tower, and shrinks down its modules to fit. The modules retain most of their functionality for some reason, but this causes the modules to have a 10% chance to dodge attacks in exchange for dealing 10% less damage.
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I join Team Excavate, and, providing that doing so is still an option, choose 3141592 to join our party, as he/she shares a serial number with an especially loyal and effective pseudosentient combat SWR, now memorialized for its valiant two hours of service in the defense of the second assembly tier by a small plaque where it was finally disabled permanently.
Then I throw each of the five players joining us a suit of high-mobility power armor of the sort Zand uses, along with a standard heavy infantry Hammerspace Uplink, filled to the brim with the nastiest man-portable munitions the Anachron makes.
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
My shadow in Limbo walks up to the souls by the ravine and says, quite simply, "Hello?"
Well, I intended to edit this post, and then stupid stuff happened with this goddamn editor.
Before I post, I have to make an important point. I've retconned the whole "Lothyra is sexually loose" thing. It was a rushed backstory element, and I'm glad to be rid of it. Now she was turning into an evil overlord and probably would have become a godmodder if her people hadn't been killed. That acted as a "snap back to your senses" and made her realize what she was becoming.
Sorry man I'm going to have to stop you right there. It's poor form to retcon just because you're embarrassed about your terrible backstory. Just saying. Anyways you're officially banned from retconning your backstory.
I suddenly draw the Crimson Twig. Whilst the goals of Excelsior might be a priority, Oblivion needs to be slain, and expediently. It's rather amusing that such a thing has a health bar at all. That defeats the Lovecraftian nature of such entities. Quite simply put, you cannot kill them. Attaching a health bar to them gives you hope that it is possible. It is not, cannot, and will not occur. But, I suppose I shall have to do something about it. Thusly, I raise the staff into the air slightly. The crimson gem atop the staff glimmers with a destructive aura of Perditio essentia. Utilizing destruction to combat oblivion magic is not exactly a favorable idea, but it will suffice. And, by suffice, I mean it will likely take a rather large chunk out of Oblivion within moments. The energy swirls around the staff. The staff itself begins to shudder with some sort of esoteric energy not comprehensible to any being currently in the area. With the possible exclusion of those who have seen such a thing before. That narrows it down to me, essentially. Dark gray bursts of energy pulse out of the staff's topper, and slam into Oblivion with incredible force. Elder magics seem to tear away at the very essence of existence itself, attempting to annihilate this scourge. Personally, I don't think scourge is accurate, seeing as this is just the Lord being possessed by what appears to be some sort of chaos demon who had the misfortune of having a chain imbedded within itself, courtesy of one Maniac, but I digress. I am going to tear this being to shreds, and examine the tattered pieces. Entropic blasts continue to emanate from the Crimson Twig, colliding with Oblivion just as readily. As this occurs, the gem atop the Twig begins to eradicate all light around it, within a sizable distance. As the bursts of Perditio strike Oblivion, all light is slowly extinguished, as was aforementioned. Within several moments, all is in complete and utter darkness. Suddenly, Oblivion is pierced by the claws, jaws, and other appendages of shadow creatures. Their mere existence is propagated by shadow, and their mentality is undeniable. One cannot slay such beasts, seeing as that would essentially be akin to attacking a concept. You cannot win, essentially. Several moments later, light returns. Oblivion is left embedded in the ground, coated in the essence of nightmares. I lower the Crimson Twig, somewhat satisfied.
Grayhold Citadel, 15:21
I examine the portal, noting its properties. Afterwards, I toss a sphere composed of some odd purple crystal into the gateway, forging a weak link with the sphere to assure that the place is inhabitable.
~
I look over to Raven.
It will have to wait, I am afraid. Dark times are ahead.
~
Regarding Eric's message, I do not respond. In this case, one might interpret it to mean that I will not be discontinuing my arcane research, regardless of what methods I use, that I do not wish to deal with Eric, and that I do not want him messing with my fellows in any way whatsoever. Of course, you could also interpret it in such a manner to suggest:
— ambiguousTheoretician [AT] did not receive message from endangeredMultiverse [EM] —
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I am quite fed up with people going after my troops just because they're there. THOSE ARE PEOPLE, DAMMIT! WITH HOPES, DREAMS, FEARS, AND ALL THE REST! PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HELL, EVEN THE DRAGONFLY DRONES ARE A DEGREE OF SENTIENT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WERE SLAUGHTERED LIKE PIGS JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE? I REMEMBER THE MANSION, I REMEMBER MY GENOCIDE OF THE NETHER, AND I REMEMBER A PARTICULAR MINDSET BEING TOSSED AROUND - THINK OF THIS AS MORE THAN JUST A GAME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, HUH? WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO FALL MORE ON THE HEROIC SIDE OF THE SCALE TO JUST MURDER PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE IT? Thank you for your time. As of now, any player who attacks Engietech personnel shall now receive 1 damage for each personnel they harm, and any entity shall receive damage equal to the total amount of health damage they dealt to my army. Nobody is exempt from the retaliatory damage, and the damage also applies if someone tries to force an allegiance change. The damage bypasses all handwaves, plot armor, godmodding, anti-godmodding, invulnerability, contractual boss immunity, player-based immunity, ubercharge, stasis, First Guardian powers, time travel shenanigans, being nowhere near the site, enchantments, armor, percentile damage reduction, preventative healing, death immunity, invoking of the OP scale for the sake of balance, loophole abuse, contracts, attempts to be friendly with me in order to make you an exception, being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts, Psi-Godmodderhood, the First Block, the Disc, the Key, any of the Ancestral Artifacts, hard-light copies, non-hard-light copies, cloning of any kind, runes, logic, petting me to divert my attention (although if you do that, you've got some serious balls), bribery, traps, gender-specific privileges, the Nazi party, cheese, those damnable mice, the SCP foundation, the Shark Punching Centre, alternate realities, summoning a bigger fish, deleting this wall of text, trying to get Twinbuilder to nope this, nope-ing this, dragging this list into the TVtropes session and trying to get Pionoplayer to nope this, nope-ing this again, power limits, completely unreasonable damage conditions, hitbox dissonance, the Fists of Steel's range damage reduction, Zhonya's Hourglass, a hovercraft full of eels, bananas being too slippery for mine carts, references, shoutouts, pointing out needless repetition for synonyms, petting me at all, not technically existing, bringing someone into existence for the sole purpose of not being the one who attacked my troops, aggressive negotiations, actually reading this wall of text, the horribly bad editor, glitches, being the Godmodder, being Doc Scratch, being Springtrap, being a worker at Engietech (in which case I'd fire you for assaulting a coworker), bad fanfiction, insanely cool weapons, The Bane, a dodgy toupee, stupidity, unstupidity, chronic headaches, the caps-lock button, an overuse of commas, dwarf physics, ork logic, kerbal science, Apeture science, the handheld portal device, cake, lies, blatant lies, clever lies, opening the door, getting on the floor, everybody walking the dinosaur, your dad's awful dance moves, your mother, cockney rhyming slang, plant food, truly truly truly truly outrageous gems (which I will steal from you), theft of immunities, being granted permission to not take damage, being healed from taking damage (your health will always go to wherever you don't want it to go), lack of protection, robot girls, robot guys, robots in general, friendly fire, unfriendly fire, coming up with a long list of immunities I didn't put here, not reading this list, ignorance, selling quilts at discount price, living in an amish paradise, randomly inserting parody song lyrics, having a text-to-speech program read this out, having someone dramatically read this out (including yourself), martial arts, memetic badassery, having a big fanbase, having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle, having planned for this damage beforehand (it will destroy your plans), making it up as you go along (you'll just die), already being dead, auto-revives, dodging, blocking, parrying, defending, riposte-ing, deflecting, having it miss, trying to pretend as though you're exempt from taking damage (YOU WILL TAKE EXPONENTIALLY MORE DAMAGE), having multiple lives (excess damage will cut away your multiple lives), having infinity of anything (you'll take infinity damage and die), trying to do the puppy-eyes thing again, being God (YO GOD I'M AN ATHEIST GET REKT SON), being Jesus Christ, being Jesus Christ On A Bike, being Satan, phlebotinum, phlebotinum meltdown, the plot, the Narrative, lawsuits, crying, being unprepared, being prepared, judo throwing me, any form of dispel, the God Mode cheat, the Buddha Mode cheat (you'll die if you reach whatever is your minimum health), making out with anyone, eating universes, and finally, ignoring this list. Put simply, YOU WILL BE HURT IF YOU HURT MY TROOPS. I might be an eldritch abomination that effortlessly tears through squadrons of people with little care in the world, but my underling are MY underlings, dammit, and I'll not be seeing anyone get away with harming them. Let it never be said that I care little about those employed by me.
Anyway, I'll be going with whichever team has more players that went after my troops. I want to be there when you're forced to rely on me and I can merely laugh at your fate.
Also, do you need more magi? I happen to know a couple people. And by a couple people, I mean an organization. Unfortunately, the local First Guardian has taken a dislike to them, so they can't show up here. At the moment. I have no clue how many degrees of separation makes them allowed again. *sigh* I hate meta shenanigans.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the perfect sphere with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $156
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 11/11 Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 11/11 The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 11/11
+2 to Wilson
-Battlefield-
So, engie, are you going to continue the conversation with Blue?
-Comms-
Hello... universal police person...
Your information seems to be outdated, as I no longer have any reason for galaxy wide evacuation. Never did, really, but long story.
Nevertheless, I will attend this meeting of yours, if only because I am unusually unoccupied of late.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I start Arguing to the Oblivion and i ate a Enchanted Golden Apple to Heal and give me Powers, and i Used ROCK SOLO at the Oblivion and Wily doesn't like Mega Man Either... Wily and the Alive Robot Masters You are Coming with Me! (If it's Works)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Pit; +1 to Crystal
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 3/20
Pumpkin? 5/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 5/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 3/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 3/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 3/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
I buff engine ninja's troops to ten times their normal power, health, and other special effects., like quirks. are buffed to be twenty times as effective and also revive all other troops when used. Oh, and buff him similarly. " Oh, and while I'm here, you want some cake? I promise it is not a lie . I'm no GLADDOS." " Oh and can you help me summon a Kajiu, it has a 60 post charge and we can fuse It with your technology. It would help us both . I can give you Kajiu drones as well. They are dragonfly drones buffed to absurd levels.I can help you in other ways as well.So, an I apply for a temporary job?"
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Turn 3/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 6/8
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 3/4
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology (See this) 2/?
I examine the escalator. How fast is it moving? Do there appear to be stops on the way downward? Are there any special properties?
"Also, Kaijulord, the name of the game is DESTROY the Godmodder, not BEthe Godmodder. There was a game by that name, but it has long since been finished. Please stop trying such stupidly OP things, I don't like them, my writer doesn't like them, and I don't think TwinBuilder will either."
+2 to Erelye.
10/50
10/50
5/50 (+1 Erelye, +1 Pricey.)
Lothyra duplicates New Dawn, then observes the spectacle.
What. That's not how it was supposed to go! And what happened to their avatars?!
As the six employees of Planet Express walk out of the building, they are given certain equipment by Crystal and Amperz. They thank the former, but for the latter...
Eh. I've seen how players fight. Armor doesn't really matter. We're just not used to it.
Well at least he wants us to be safe...
Lothyra runs up to them.
What just happened?
Long story short, we merged with our avatars. However even after they ascend, we'll still be able to respawn, thanks to Farnsworth.
That's... interesting.
She looks at the building.
Is the Planet Express Ship okay?
No, it got destroyed for some reason. Even though everything else is okay.
Good thing I created a replica of it with this nifty device called the Alchemiter. Come on, I'll show you your equipment.
By the way, Twin, here is how the Planet Express Crew are going to be handled. They should be added as players (yes, even Bender). They have special attacks like any other player. However, instead of ascending upon death or use of the attack, they instead become PCs under my command (like Midna). Also, remember that Fry is immune to any sort of mind control or mental attack due to reasons elaborated in Futurama.
She then hands Fry iQuantimak, Leela a duplicate of New Dawn that she just alchemized, Farnsworth the Magnepulators, SciAntimak (he can use it from afar without having to wield it with his hands because of the Magnepulators), and the Diamondium Shieldcart, Amy the two iAntimak Autopistols and Amy's Hoverboard, and Zoidberg Universal Power. She then shows Leela the Planet Express Ship.
It looks good as far as... HEY! Where's the turret?
Oh crap. I forgot about it. I'll have to fix it soon.
My drone then flash-steps near Blue, leaning on a hastily-constructed 3 meter tall pillar of iron blocks.
"Perhaps it would be for the better that you don't think too hard about the things I say sometimes. I mean, I think about the things I say all the time, and just look at my mental state. Not the most stable thing. So, for the sake of 2 people and 1 whatever I am, that conversation never happened."
I then flash-step away. The pillar turns into a pile of Lapis Lazuli for some inexplicable reason.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I give maniac some lapis armour
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $158
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 1/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 1/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 1/11
-Battlefield-
What.
Still uncertain as to what just happened, and definitely thinking about what the drone just said, Blue throws a bag of holding over the pile of lapis lazuli, grabs the bag, and starts walking back towards the HMAS Ship.
-Earth, DPRK-
The Supreme Leader, Marshal Kim Jong-un, looked up at the skies and the Moon from one of the many balconies in his home. He happened to be eating a Big Mac, which was flown in all the way from China, just for him. Even the sinful products of The Great Enemy could not cheer him up that night, however. The Great Enemy was now expanding it's evil tendrils across the heavens itself. Truly, they were spitting in the face of God, or as Kim Jong-un called him, Grandfather. They would burn in the afterlife, they would all burn.
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I choose TEAM EXCELSIOR! I then get Midna to throw me straight at OBLIVION, slicing him.
I ANGRILY THROW MY USED-TO-BE QUIRK AT THE AG'S.
*Reads text* Huh. Midna, an old friend texted me.
What did he say?
We need to leave soon.
apocalypticTerminator replies: I am happy that you can get me out of this. Pick me up in... when the Trial's almost over. I'll have to decline the IUPC offer, though. Thank you, Eric. For everything.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Before I post, I have to make an important point. I've retconned the whole "Lothyra is sexually loose" thing. It was a rushed backstory element, and I'm glad to be rid of it. Now she was turning into an evil overlord and probably would have become a godmodder if her people hadn't been killed. That acted as a "snap back to your senses" and made her realize what she was becoming.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 6/30
The Dicestaction: 20/30
The Third God: 40/50 (+1 from Tazz)
Mineral Decad: 11/11 Complete!
The Oblivionator: 5/11
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad. She then uses the Mineral Decad against Oblivion. She then responds to Eric.
I will be joining your interview. Or at least, I will be sending a robot avatar to Vriska's City. I am currently preoccupied with finally ending the Operation.
She then speaks to Bender.
Also, your friends will be joining real soon.
==A universe far far away==
In a laboratory housed within a red, retro-futuristic building, six people are gathered around a device. One of the figures, an elderly scientist with a pout and a white laboratory coat, speaks up.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I have finally completed my interuniversal communicator! I shall use it to upload our brains into our Minecraft accounts through the technology that I confiscated from the Near Death Star!
Another figure starts talking. This one appears to be a 30-year old male with a cheap red jacket and blue jeans.
So instead of playing it with a computer, it's like you actually are in it? Cool!
Yes, that's exactly how it works. Now all of you, except for Bender of course, put this device on your head.
He holds up a helmet with wires sticking out of it that are connected to the communicator. All of the figures, except for a certain robot, put the device on their head.
I will activate the device in... Three.
He grabs a remote control from a table.
Two!
He puts his shriveled finger on a button on the remote control.
ON-
Suddenly, a computer screen nearby which is showing a live feed of Minecraftia displays a burst of green light, then fades to static. At the same time, spacetime itself is torn apart in the sky to form a rift. However, Farnsworth does not have enough time to react, and presses the button. Inside the device, two beams of energy collide to form a small portal. Everything appears to be normal. Then the shockwave from the rift hits. The portal begins to distort and change colors erratically. A burst of green energy flies out of it, destroying the device. However the portal is still there. A certain female mutant speaks.
Oh lord.
It seems as though the portal has been destabilized! Everyone run out of the building quick!
However, as Farnsworth is speaking those words, a large number of green tendrils emerge from the portal. They start ensnaring all sorts of objects in the room, including the figures. A sphere of glitchy energy begins to surround the building.
==The Temple==
Among the crowd of players, five stand as still as a statue. Suddenly, a small portal appears right next to them. The avatars start glitching out. Bender's avatar also starts glitching out.
W̶̵͟e̵͘l̷̢̨͞l̶̶̡ ́͢͢w̶̷̕͢ȩ̕͢'́́͠͡r҉̵̛̛͢e̶̴̡̢͜ ̨͝͡b̀͝͡҉̕ờ̢̀͏ǹ̡̕͡éd̵̛̛҉̕.̡̨̛͟͡
==A universe far far away==
An Asian girl shouts over the mayhem.
IT'S GOING TO SUCK US IN! WAIT! ZOIDBERG! DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF TAMPERING WITH THE PROFESSOR'S DEVICE! I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE LAB FOR TWO DAYS!
WILL YOU STOP BEING IDIOTS! IT'S DESTABILIZED BECAUSE OF THE RIFT!
The portal is now glowing with rainbow energies. The sphere surrounding the building grows more and more opaque until, with a glitchy, code-filled, green flash of light, the entire building implodes upon itself, leaving only an empty lot. Across the street, a fat Jamaican holding a sandwich is walking towards where the building was a second ago, humming to himself. Then he sees the implosion.
NOW WHAT HAS THE PROFESSOR DONE THIS TIME!
==The Temple==
The avatars (including Bender's) are suddenly ripped apart into code. They are sucked into the portal. With a green flash, the Planet Express Headquarters appears right in the middle of the plaza where the portal was. Inside, six figures awake as if they had been knocked out.
Uhhh. What happened?
I feel like someone's filled my insides with jelly.
It seems we've been transported into Minecraftia. And we've MERGED WITH OUR AVATARS!
What?
They will grant us extra health, as well as the ability to respawn. However, if we die too many times, they will be freed and we will lose those benefits.
So then we can die forever?
No, of course not! I still have my cloning machine. I can make it so that the clone body will appear at the spot we died.
I think we should speak to Ms. Lothyra. She said she might have some armaments for us to use.
()I'll explain what this means mechanics-wise in my next post, Twin))
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 2
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
You are Going to Die Oblivion! you are No longer with me!
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I am Grabbing the Demonic Robot Master's Neck, then i Squeezed it until it Breaks, then i Threw a Holy and Anti-Oblivion Grenades at the Oblivion. (If it's Works)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Pit aka +1 for each Charge
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 2/20
I Don't know you Pumpkin? 4/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 4/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 2/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 2/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 2/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Drive: Doorrior (32/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
Mythos (5/30) (Two become One)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 5/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 5/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 3/9)
I pull out Scalpere Parum and tap it directly into a portal to the Elemental Plane of Severed Left Pinky element! Naturally it quickly goes into MAXIMUM POWER MODE! Thinking fast, I quickly ask a player in the spawn point (which we are close to, if I recall) for the requisit 4 Hog Slop and 4 Elf Tears so I can quickly use Armed and Dangerous, which I then do. Recieving Lefty, I attach it to Scalpere Parum. How I do this may be left to the imagination for sake of your sanity and appetite. Once done with that, the full power of Severed Left Pinky Element is at my disposal through a fearsome double-channel. How to use it, though? I quickly generate a massive clay cup, then fill it with Ranch Dressing from Ranchia's limitless Ranch Dressing reserves. I then fire Lefty, empowered by Scalpere Parum, at the Cup of Ranch Dressing! Rather than damaging it, though, it quickly forms into a left hand made of pure Severed Left Pinky energy, which lifts the cup up...Then sticks its pinky finger out! This polite and dignified gesture causes the force of politeness to make itself evident, causing some of the Robot Masters the Chaos Shard controls to shut themselves down out of politeness and dignity, and thus die before they harm former allies. I then abruptly smash the cup and hand and all onto the remaining rouge robot masters under the Chaos Shard's thrall that didn't manage to auto-shutdown by sheer force of politeness.
Turn 2/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 5/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 5/5 COMPLETE
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 2/4
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology (See this) 1/?
I summon up a set of basic weaponry and armor and toss them to the five players accompanying us. "Welcome to the ride, all of you. Need anything, just ask me."
+2 to Erelye.
9/50
9/50
2/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Post III
I'll ascend with Excelsior, taking the Dragonfly with me.
I take out Umbra's Rifle, getting ready to snipe a Chaos Robot Master when I notice a weird marking on the rifle, seemingly hidden by illusion. I take out a Blacklit Candle and hold it near the rifle as I watch strange runes appear on the rifle's body:
The Undying King has always followed your footsteps, smiling as he watched every step you took. Soon, you will follow his.
The Dragonfly looks hungrily at the Soldiers, preparing to attack anything attacking the AGs.
The Bearger will descend with the Excavators.
The eighth principle 7/8
0rb of Reality 3/11
Permafrost 5/10
Zombot 34/40
Congratulations, Twin. You just took away the only thing with entities that made them original. Now they feel kind of just like tools...Tools with a health bar.
.... Wow. 1. Your text is eyesearing, and this is coming from someone who made a quirk consisting of all of English's rainbow colors. Calm that yellow down. 2. It's Tempo. Get it right. 3. I've already got a ride, and I'm making a deluxe ride just in case. 4. *Nice, mostly because I feel like pointing it out. 5. Sure, why not, I'll be there. If only to see how badly this manages to go.
... "And they never would have died if you never employed them." Not that that excuses all the murder that's happening here. It is rather terrible.
Alright, let's go kill that ugly snake.
Wait, what? Shouldn't we be joining our FRIENDS and WORKING TOGETHER and SPREADING HAPPINESS?
We have time to do that later. Let's just kill Yaldabaoth and be done with it. Besides, it's a personal problem. You of all people should understand that.
Oh right! Personal problems are a big deal, you should really work on them!
That's. What. I'm. Doing.
I decide to go kill Yaldabaoth, and proceed to do so without any particular effort. I then proceed to gain unconditional immortality and a Reward, which is probably going to be whatever I can convince Twin to let me have.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 22/50
More Runic Shielding 49/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 9/11 (Destruction's Talons)
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 4/11 (Planck's Decad)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 2/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-43, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Post III
I examine the Extra-Large Homing Beacon.
I then eat a Golden Apple from the chest.
The eighth principle Complete!
Codex Umbra && Nightmare Fuel && Enderpearl
0rb of Reality 4/11
Permafrost 6/10
Zombot 35/40
39/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I join up with EXOS in team Excelsior to scale the tower, and prepare by repairing the Perfect Sphere's bridge so I have a place to sit.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation forces are mobilizing to defeat SCP-2317, who is currently marching to the tower.
EXOS Action: EXOS realizes it may not fit in the tower, and shrinks down its modules to fit. The modules retain most of their functionality for some reason, but this causes the modules to have a 10% chance to dodge attacks in exchange for dealing 10% less damage.
I join Team Excavate, and, providing that doing so is still an option, choose 3141592 to join our party, as he/she shares a serial number with an especially loyal and effective pseudosentient combat SWR, now memorialized for its valiant two hours of service in the defense of the second assembly tier by a small plaque where it was finally disabled permanently.
Then I throw each of the five players joining us a suit of high-mobility power armor of the sort Zand uses, along with a standard heavy infantry Hammerspace Uplink, filled to the brim with the nastiest man-portable munitions the Anachron makes.
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
My shadow in Limbo walks up to the souls by the ravine and says, quite simply, "Hello?"
Well, I intended to edit this post, and then stupid stuff happened with this goddamn editor.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Sorry man I'm going to have to stop you right there. It's poor form to retcon just because you're embarrassed about your terrible backstory. Just saying. Anyways you're officially banned from retconning your backstory.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer (1/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (4/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (2/6)
Abyssal Inferno 50/50 (Crystalized x2; Amp'd)
Inky Shard 8/8!
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I suddenly draw the Crimson Twig. Whilst the goals of Excelsior might be a priority, Oblivion needs to be slain, and expediently. It's rather amusing that such a thing has a health bar at all. That defeats the Lovecraftian nature of such entities. Quite simply put, you cannot kill them. Attaching a health bar to them gives you hope that it is possible. It is not, cannot, and will not occur. But, I suppose I shall have to do something about it. Thusly, I raise the staff into the air slightly. The crimson gem atop the staff glimmers with a destructive aura of Perditio essentia. Utilizing destruction to combat oblivion magic is not exactly a favorable idea, but it will suffice. And, by suffice, I mean it will likely take a rather large chunk out of Oblivion within moments. The energy swirls around the staff. The staff itself begins to shudder with some sort of esoteric energy not comprehensible to any being currently in the area. With the possible exclusion of those who have seen such a thing before. That narrows it down to me, essentially. Dark gray bursts of energy pulse out of the staff's topper, and slam into Oblivion with incredible force. Elder magics seem to tear away at the very essence of existence itself, attempting to annihilate this scourge. Personally, I don't think scourge is accurate, seeing as this is just the Lord being possessed by what appears to be some sort of chaos demon who had the misfortune of having a chain imbedded within itself, courtesy of one Maniac, but I digress. I am going to tear this being to shreds, and examine the tattered pieces. Entropic blasts continue to emanate from the Crimson Twig, colliding with Oblivion just as readily. As this occurs, the gem atop the Twig begins to eradicate all light around it, within a sizable distance. As the bursts of Perditio strike Oblivion, all light is slowly extinguished, as was aforementioned. Within several moments, all is in complete and utter darkness. Suddenly, Oblivion is pierced by the claws, jaws, and other appendages of shadow creatures. Their mere existence is propagated by shadow, and their mentality is undeniable. One cannot slay such beasts, seeing as that would essentially be akin to attacking a concept. You cannot win, essentially. Several moments later, light returns. Oblivion is left embedded in the ground, coated in the essence of nightmares. I lower the Crimson Twig, somewhat satisfied.
Grayhold Citadel, 15:21
I examine the portal, noting its properties. Afterwards, I toss a sphere composed of some odd purple crystal into the gateway, forging a weak link with the sphere to assure that the place is inhabitable.
~
I look over to Raven.
It will have to wait, I am afraid. Dark times are ahead.
~
Regarding Eric's message, I do not respond. In this case, one might interpret it to mean that I will not be discontinuing my arcane research, regardless of what methods I use, that I do not wish to deal with Eric, and that I do not want him messing with my fellows in any way whatsoever. Of course, you could also interpret it in such a manner to suggest:
— ambiguousTheoretician [AT] did not receive message from endangeredMultiverse [EM] —
Indeed. Leave the people alone.
==Across Heavily Encrypted, Back-Channel, Fourth-Wall-Shenanigan-Employing communications...==
Eric: I would happily accept.
Also, do you need more magi? I happen to know a couple people. And by a couple people, I mean an organization. Unfortunately, the local First Guardian has taken a dislike to them, so they can't show up here. At the moment. I have no clue how many degrees of separation makes them allowed again. *sigh* I hate meta shenanigans.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the perfect sphere with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $156
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 11/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 11/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 11/11
+2 to Wilson
-Battlefield-
So, engie, are you going to continue the conversation with Blue?
-Comms-
Hello... universal police person...
Your information seems to be outdated, as I no longer have any reason for galaxy wide evacuation. Never did, really, but long story.
Nevertheless, I will attend this meeting of yours, if only because I am unusually unoccupied of late.
Turn 3
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I start Arguing to the Oblivion and i ate a Enchanted Golden Apple to Heal and give me Powers, and i Used ROCK SOLO at the Oblivion and Wily doesn't like Mega Man Either... Wily and the Alive Robot Masters You are Coming with Me! (If it's Works)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Pit; +1 to Crystal
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 3/20
Pumpkin? 5/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 5/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 3/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 3/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 3/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I buff engine ninja's troops to ten times their normal power, health, and other special effects., like quirks. are buffed to be twenty times as effective and also revive all other troops when used. Oh, and buff him similarly. " Oh, and while I'm here, you want some cake? I promise it is not a lie . I'm no GLADDOS." " Oh and can you help me summon a Kajiu, it has a 60 post charge and we can fuse It with your technology. It would help us both . I can give you Kajiu drones as well. They are dragonfly drones buffed to absurd levels.I can help you in other ways as well.So, an I apply for a temporary job?"
Turn 3/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 6/8
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 3/4
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology (See this) 2/?
I examine the escalator. How fast is it moving? Do there appear to be stops on the way downward? Are there any special properties?
"Also, Kaijulord, the name of the game is DESTROY the Godmodder, not BE the Godmodder. There was a game by that name, but it has long since been finished. Please stop trying such stupidly OP things, I don't like them, my writer doesn't like them, and I don't think TwinBuilder will either."
+2 to Erelye.
10/50
10/50
5/50 (+1 Erelye, +1 Pricey.)
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 7/30
The Dicestaction: 21/30
The Third God: 42/50 (+1 from Tazz)
The Oblivionator: 6/11
Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad: 2/11
==Actions==
Lothyra duplicates New Dawn, then observes the spectacle.
What. That's not how it was supposed to go! And what happened to their avatars?!
As the six employees of Planet Express walk out of the building, they are given certain equipment by Crystal and Amperz. They thank the former, but for the latter...
Eh. I've seen how players fight. Armor doesn't really matter. We're just not used to it.
Well at least he wants us to be safe...
Lothyra runs up to them.
What just happened?
Long story short, we merged with our avatars. However even after they ascend, we'll still be able to respawn, thanks to Farnsworth.
That's... interesting.
She looks at the building.
Is the Planet Express Ship okay?
No, it got destroyed for some reason. Even though everything else is okay.
Good thing I created a replica of it with this nifty device called the Alchemiter. Come on, I'll show you your equipment.
By the way, Twin, here is how the Planet Express Crew are going to be handled. They should be added as players (yes, even Bender). They have special attacks like any other player. However, instead of ascending upon death or use of the attack, they instead become PCs under my command (like Midna). Also, remember that Fry is immune to any sort of mind control or mental attack due to reasons elaborated in Futurama.
She then hands Fry iQuantimak, Leela a duplicate of New Dawn that she just alchemized, Farnsworth the Magnepulators, SciAntimak (he can use it from afar without having to wield it with his hands because of the Magnepulators), and the Diamondium Shieldcart, Amy the two iAntimak Autopistols and Amy's Hoverboard, and Zoidberg Universal Power. She then shows Leela the Planet Express Ship.
It looks good as far as... HEY! Where's the turret?
Oh crap. I forgot about it. I'll have to fix it soon.
Fine. But fix it soon.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Oh right, the conversation.
My drone then flash-steps near Blue, leaning on a hastily-constructed 3 meter tall pillar of iron blocks.
"Perhaps it would be for the better that you don't think too hard about the things I say sometimes. I mean, I think about the things I say all the time, and just look at my mental state. Not the most stable thing. So, for the sake of 2 people and 1 whatever I am, that conversation never happened."
I then flash-step away. The pillar turns into a pile of Lapis Lazuli for some inexplicable reason.
/thisisanRPpostsothereisnoneedtoquotethisforthedailyhappeningspotst
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I give maniac some lapis armour
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $158
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 1/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 1/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 1/11
-Battlefield-
What.
Still uncertain as to what just happened, and definitely thinking about what the drone just said, Blue throws a bag of holding over the pile of lapis lazuli, grabs the bag, and starts walking back towards the HMAS Ship.
-Earth, DPRK-
The Supreme Leader, Marshal Kim Jong-un, looked up at the skies and the Moon from one of the many balconies in his home. He happened to be eating a Big Mac, which was flown in all the way from China, just for him. Even the sinful products of The Great Enemy could not cheer him up that night, however. The Great Enemy was now expanding it's evil tendrils across the heavens itself. Truly, they were spitting in the face of God, or as Kim Jong-un called him, Grandfather. They would burn in the afterlife, they would all burn.