I'd actually prefer it if my summon that I've been planning for months would join Excavate.
+2 to Tazz.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 5/30
The Dicestaction: 19/30
The Third God: 38/50
Mineral Decad: 10/11
The Oblivionator: 4/11
==Actions==
Lothyra and Bender join team Excavate.
Hmm. Looks like my summon shall finally be used. HAL, send a message to Nixon saying that the Other Arrival begins now. Bender, looks like you'll finally meet your friends in Minecraft. Now do the thing I told you to. But first, let me put on some music.
Other Arrival: 50/50 EXPENDED!
It's time. Finally. Bender utters the Time Code. The sphere appears, and he travels back in time. Suddenly, hundreds of Benders appear from their hiding spots. This means only one thing. He must have used the time code hundreds of times more when he traveled back in time. And the last time the code was used so much, something happened. A large rift opens in orbit around Godcraft which looks like this:
It forms right in the center of that large gate right next to Spacebase DF-9 that was under construction. It seems like the gate was built to accommodate the rift all along. Scranton Reality Anchors in the gate activate, blasting the rift with reality-stabilizing energy. The rift transforms into a spherical wormhole. Through it, a certain planet Earth can be seen. Along with a fleet of grey spaceships, emblazoned with this logo:
The ships start streaming through the wormhole and the gate. The Other Arrival has begun.
Now for the actual entity.
Futurama Gate [AG]
HP: You determine this Twin.
Attacks: None.
Abilities: Summons entities in waves. How this will work is that every turn the Gate will summon certain entities. Each wave's attack fleet has three entity types: the Fighters, the Cruisers, and the Mothership. The Fighters are just your generic mook attack craft. They are individually weak but come in massive amounts. The Cruisers are larger,bulkier, and can actually stand on their own in a fight. However, there aren't that many of them. They also have a special attack that can be used every other turn. The Mothership is the main controller of the entire wave's fleet. It appears on the third turn that a wave is active. Once it dies, the wave ends. and no more entities from that wave can be summoned. A new wave begins three turns after the Mothership dies. It has a special attack like the Cruisers, as well as a Mega Attack that can be used every four turns. This is how it works (as an example): Let's say the first wave starts. On it's first turn for that wave, the Futurama Gate summons a ton of Fighters but only 1-2 Cruisers. The next turn, the Futurama Gate summons very few fighters but a pack of Cruisers. On the third turn, the Futurama Gate summons only the Mothership. After that, it summons some fighters and 1-2 cruisers per turn until the Mothership is killed. Then it waits three turns until the next wave begins, and the cycle starts all over again. Each wave will be themed.
But before the entities are summoned, there's one thing I have to do first.
Entity Boost (changed from Weapon Modules): 20/20 EXPENDED.
The power of the entities summoned have been augmented. Just so Twin won't have to nerf as much.
The First Wave: DOOP Fleet.
Fighter: DOOP Attack Craft.
HP: 750/750
Attacks: Generic Ray Gun. Deals 500 damage. Feel free to buff or nerf this, Twin.
Cruiser: DOOP Destroyer:
HP: 15000/15000
Attacks: Ray Gun Barrage: Can target up to 10 entities. Each entity targeted takes (5000/the number of entities targeted) damage. Missile Launch: Deals 4000 damage to its target and 1500 splash damage to two other enemies.
Special Attack: Missile Macross Massacre: Launches 8 missiles. Each missile deals 2000 damage to a random enemy targeted, as well as 1000 splash damage to two other enemies.
I won't put stats for the mothership until it arrives. So, as its first action, the Futurama Gate summons 100 DOOP Attack Craft and 1 DOOP Destroyer. And with that mammoth post,
I use the auditory piston to summon the pigmen. I make sure they get a "HEALTHY" dosage of the X-Plague, and send them to attack Oblivion. Hopefully it contracts the plague.
I rare up my weapons programs before entering the treetowerthing, and take the CLASSIC X-Inferno, Set both my arms on fire, and I fire them into the tower, on homing mode to hit any enemies that would appear there. If they find any, because of the oil inside, they explode massively upon impact! BOOM!
I apply an Anti-X-Plague Field to the Everyman, using the Origin Wands. I then duplicate them and give him a pair, along with a Creation Pen. This gives him a couple Creativity and an automatic increase prior to the EoTB.
I then quickly create Portable Automatic Wormhole Interceptor Systems, which intercept ranged attacks and redirect them to impact their source. I distribute these to as many people as I can, starting with high-damage-dealing players. Erelye, Cobalt, Generic, Engie, etc.
I create similar Fractive Shield Generators for melee damage prevention purposes, and distribute them to the same people.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-32 / 50- Spin2Win (+2 from Modpack)
-20 / 50- The Tophat
-10 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval -> COMPLETE -> EXAMINE!
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
>Ire: Mourn the loss of the dude who wanted to take a selfie.
I join team Excavate.
=LIMBO=
I build a new drone, but this time, WITH A CAMERA.
...oh and a swap system, in which me and the drone can switch places.
I then fly the drone down into the hole.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Follow me!
>The Streamer: Help Excelsior!
Drive: Doorrior (31/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Generic'd X2)
Mythos (4/30) (Two become One) (Gutza'd X2)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 4/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 4/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 2/9)
OK! I'm going to say it: I think we should have our best fighters take the high road, because all of our entities are going high as well, while the other team is getting only five (awesome) players. I'm going Excelsior for this reason. Anyone less sure about their fighting skills should take the lower road and join Excavate. This is only in general-I would suggest that there be a few people of high DPS going Excavate as well. There is almost guarenteed fighting either way. I'm almost positive you can command your entities anywhere in the Tower, so don't feel burdened by that. However, it will be up to those on Excelsior to aid the entities, so if you really want to defend them, go up.
@Talist, if you would like to get CogWynd off of your hands, I'll have him for command purposes if you would like. Prepare your great summon. Also, I responded to Wilson in a nullpost-my most recent nullpost at that. My basic request is,OOC, I hand Wilson Alchemy ingredients and/or actual gear for sale, and in exchange you help make the Moorblade. I'll give you the recipe to follow if he/you accepts.
I do some extremely generic shooting of Oblivion. It's so generic I don't even mention what I'm using. He is extremely offended by my extremely generic shooting, and yells at me about how I might be more dangerous, like say, if I fired a Holy Mackerel Beta from Leonstar0's currently unused fishing pile with the holy power of Notch, then fire that into him for an immensely devastating explosion of devastating explosions of one million Holy Mackarels and Notch power that would thereafter instantly reform into another Holy Mackerel Beta, leaving Leon's stock untouched. I tell him thanks and do exactly that. Oblivion grows a freakishly huge arm to facepalm with after he suffers the pain of a Holy Mackerel Beta Bomb empowered by Notch. He facepalmed too hard for his own good, though, dealing extra damage to himself.
I help Netpatham create his Anti-X Plague field for the Everyman. Might as well at least attempt to get someone to be immune if all else fails.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
This will be gonna be the End of the Godmodder soon...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I am joining Team Excelsior, and i Converted some Engietech Robots (10 Each) into AG class Engietech Robots, and they will be Helping me and Engie for this area but if he is Excavate, they wont be following him. then i Realised i was a lot more Humanized than the Minecraftian Form
(Wilson's Shop) Putting my potions up for Sale to see what i was having...
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 1/20
And I see a Pumpkin on the floor What Pumpkin? 3/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 3/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 1/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 1/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 1/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
As i see it, i guess i'll go with Team Excelsior since that is the most logical thing i should be doing. *whispers* Key. Prepare to be used for science. heh. */whispers*
Killing Gloves of Boxing AND Wither Skull AND Disco Ball = ??? [1/?]
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No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I finish the town painter. If anyone wants dupes of this, or another ultimatum-based silly gun, ask me and I'll make it.
Waiting for talist and serpent to post before continuing my stuff, but jumping a little bit ahead in Eric and Astria's timeline, the following communication is received by everyone in the server:
Evacuation underway at (coordinates of Vriska's city) if you need an airlift out, give us your location, and if it needs to be done within a certain time frame, tell us how soon. If you are in an adjacent universe in the Trifecta, we will retrieve you upon leaving Godcraft. If there is a specific universe within the multiverse you wish to go to, we will leave you there (barring unsurpassable obstacles) and otherwise you will be brought the outside safe haven.
Several other people receive an extra message in addition to the massive wave of other messages. This message is delivered secretly across heavily encrypted lines, such that only the godmodder could break into the messages, and even then, only if he was looking.
Tazz, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Generic, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization. Also, nixw job with giving piono a good face-kicking, I owe you a gift.
Lothrya, my name is Eric, and a friend tells me that you were interested in joining the IUPC. If this is true, I will be having a meeting with potential recruits for the IUPC once the evacuation of Godcraft is done. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Maniac, you contacted me before. I am afraid I cannot help you with your portal, but I can get you out of Godcraft, as well as a large portion of your forces. We will have to leave the procedurally generated minecraft mobs though, as they will respawn when the Minecraft universe is rebooted by the narrative. I was also thinking of interviewing you, along with several others in a meeting, as a potential recruit for the IUPC. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization. Good luck.
Blue, I contacted you once before, and a friend of mine has filled me in on your situation. I am very concerned for your own physical, mental and emotional well-being, and would appreciate it if you would allow me to at the very least talk to you alongside the other potential IUPC recruits. If you so wish to have some portion of your population evacuated from your home universe, I can oblige, but please be aware- I am not capable of evacuating an entire galaxy, what I am doing is already stretching the limits of my means of transportation.
Netpatham, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Kalare, I am afraid that upon a short excursion within Grayhold, I'm going to have to suspend your membership of the IUPC. Until such time as you cease the inhumane and, to put it bluntly, evil practices, I can't in good conscience give you access to the tech and knowledge of the IUPC. I still consider you a friend and ally, and my offer still stands, do you want me to evacuate you and your friends from your session? The place I have in mind to evacuate to is in fact, one of the only places in the multiverse currently not prone to being invaded by horrible things from other universes.
I'll decide to join Team Excelsior. Man, I wish this game lasted forever! I have so many things to do that I have to wrap up now. After I finish up Project Starfall, that's it.
Also, you could make teams for the PGs to inhibit the progress of us AGs.
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 39/50
Starfall Sync: 14/50
I, having joined team Excelsior, look at some of the Alchemiter ingredients and wonder what would make a good Night Edge. I also press FN + F4 to ready up!
After looking over the Alchemiter Ingredients, I combine the COAL AND the CHAOS VOID SHARD to get some Night Fuel.
I am quite fed up with people going after my troops just because they're there. THOSE ARE PEOPLE, DAMMIT! WITH HOPES, DREAMS, FEARS, AND ALL THE REST! PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HELL, EVEN THE DRAGONFLY DRONES ARE A DEGREE OF SENTIENT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WERE SLAUGHTERED LIKE PIGS JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE? I REMEMBER THE MANSION, I REMEMBER MY GENOCIDE OF THE NETHER, AND I REMEMBER A PARTICULAR MINDSET BEING TOSSED AROUND - THINK OF THIS AS MORE THAN JUST A GAME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, HUH? WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO FALL MORE ON THE HEROIC SIDE OF THE SCALE TO JUST MURDER PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE IT? Thank you for your time. As of now, any player who attacks Engietech personnel shall now receive 1 damage for each personnel they harm, and any entity shall receive damage equal to the total amount of health damage they dealt to my army. Nobody is exempt from the retaliatory damage, and the damage also applies if someone tries to force an allegiance change. The damage bypasses all handwaves, plot armor, godmodding, anti-godmodding, invulnerability, contractual boss immunity, player-based immunity, ubercharge, stasis, First Guardian powers, time travel shenanigans, being nowhere near the site, enchantments, armor, percentile damage reduction, preventative healing, death immunity, invoking of the OP scale for the sake of balance, loophole abuse, contracts, attempts to be friendly with me in order to make you an exception, being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts, Psi-Godmodderhood, the First Block, the Disc, the Key, any of the Ancestral Artifacts, hard-light copies, non-hard-light copies, cloning of any kind, runes, logic, petting me to divert my attention (although if you do that, you've got some serious balls), bribery, traps, gender-specific privileges, the Nazi party, cheese, those damnable mice, the SCP foundation, the Shark Punching Centre, alternate realities, summoning a bigger fish, deleting this wall of text, trying to get Twinbuilder to nope this, nope-ing this, dragging this list into the TVtropes session and trying to get Pionoplayer to nope this, nope-ing this again, power limits, completely unreasonable damage conditions, hitbox dissonance, the Fists of Steel's range damage reduction, Zhonya's Hourglass, a hovercraft full of eels, bananas being too slippery for mine carts, references, shoutouts, pointing out needless repetition for synonyms, petting me at all, not technically existing, bringing someone into existence for the sole purpose of not being the one who attacked my troops, aggressive negotiations, actually reading this wall of text, the horribly bad editor, glitches, being the Godmodder, being Doc Scratch, being Springtrap, being a worker at Engietech (in which case I'd fire you for assaulting a coworker), bad fanfiction, insanely cool weapons, The Bane, a dodgy toupee, stupidity, unstupidity, chronic headaches, the caps-lock button, an overuse of commas, dwarf physics, ork logic, kerbal science, Apeture science, the handheld portal device, cake, lies, blatant lies, clever lies, opening the door, getting on the floor, everybody walking the dinosaur, your dad's awful dance moves, your mother, cockney rhyming slang, plant food, truly truly truly truly outrageous gems (which I will steal from you), theft of immunities, being granted permission to not take damage, being healed from taking damage (your health will always go to wherever you don't want it to go), lack of protection, robot girls, robot guys, robots in general, friendly fire, unfriendly fire, coming up with a long list of immunities I didn't put here, not reading this list, ignorance, selling quilts at discount price, living in an amish paradise, randomly inserting parody song lyrics, having a text-to-speech program read this out, having someone dramatically read this out (including yourself), martial arts, memetic badassery, having a big fanbase, having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle, having planned for this damage beforehand (it will destroy your plans), making it up as you go along (you'll just die), already being dead, auto-revives, dodging, blocking, parrying, defending, riposte-ing, deflecting, having it miss, trying to pretend as though you're exempt from taking damage (YOU WILL TAKE EXPONENTIALLY MORE DAMAGE), having multiple lives (excess damage will cut away your multiple lives), having infinity of anything (you'll take infinity damage and die), trying to do the puppy-eyes thing again, being God (YO GOD I'M AN ATHEIST GET REKT SON), being Jesus Christ, being Jesus Christ On A Bike, being Satan, phlebotinum, phlebotinum meltdown, the plot, the Narrative, lawsuits, crying, being unprepared, being prepared, judo throwing me, any form of dispel, the God Mode cheat, the Buddha Mode cheat (you'll die if you reach whatever is your minimum health), making out with anyone, eating universes, and finally, ignoring this list. Put simply, YOU WILL BE HURT IF YOU HURT MY TROOPS. I might be an eldritch abomination that effortlessly tears through squadrons of people with little care in the world, but my underling are MY underlings, dammit, and I'll not be seeing anyone get away with harming them. Let it never be said that I care little about those employed by me.
Anyway, I'll be going with whichever team has more players that went after my troops. I want to be there when you're forced to rely on me and I can merely laugh at your fate.
I GRAB. A TEAM EXCELSIOR. PLAYER. AND HURL THEM. OFF THE TOWER. I THEN JUMP DOWN. AND STAB THEM. REPEATEDLY. WITH ATHEIST'S GRIP. I helpfully remind Kalare that he has a job to do in DTG3, if not sooner.
The Chaos Shard shoots a piercing beam of white light at Bearger, dealing heavy damage and slowly infecting it with chaos energies.
(Pre-jump dialogue)
/\h/\. i /\ssume you would be /\ f/\n of this doctor?
however, even with the "t/\rdis"'s l/\rge inner sp/\ce, c/\n we re/\lly fit /\n entire city? i'm not so sure.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
Turn 1/3
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 4/4 COMPLETE
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 4/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 4/5
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 1/4
I join Team Excavate. Exploring the ruins of Yggdrasil sounds both fun and profitable, depending what's down there. Plus, we need people on Excavate-duty.
I vote for NowIsTheTime, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, >xyyxy<, and tooGODLY to accompany us.
I also heal Engie, due to the sheer awesomeness of that wall of non-valid immunities. Several things fall on him and are immediately revealed to be made completely of healing energy, including; a hovercraft full of eels, plant food, an opening door, a set of robots (guy and girl), a person who read that rant all the way through, and finally that whole wall of text. They all dissolve into healing energy as soon as they hit.
I'd actually prefer it if my summon that I've been planning for months would join Excavate.
+2 to Tazz.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 5/30
The Dicestaction: 19/30
The Third God: 38/50
Mineral Decad: 10/11
The Oblivionator: 4/11
==Actions==
Lothyra and Bender join team Excavate.
Hmm. Looks like my summon shall finally be used. HAL, send a message to Nixon saying that the Other Arrival begins now. Bender, looks like you'll finally meet your friends in Minecraft. Now do the thing I told you to. But first, let me put on some music.
Other Arrival: 50/50 EXPENDED!
It's time. Finally. Bender utters the Time Code. The sphere appears, and he travels back in time. Suddenly, hundreds of Benders appear from their hiding spots. This means only one thing. He must have used the time code hundreds of times more when he traveled back in time. And the last time the code was used so much, something happened. A large rift opens in orbit around Godcraft which looks like this:
It forms right in the center of that large gate right next to Spacebase DF-9 that was under construction. It seems like the gate was built to accommodate the rift all along. Scranton Reality Anchors in the gate activate, blasting the rift with reality-stabilizing energy. The rift transforms into a spherical wormhole. Through it, a certain planet Earth can be seen. Along with a fleet of grey spaceships, emblazoned with this logo:
The ships start streaming through the wormhole and the gate. The Other Arrival has begun.
Now for the actual entity.
Futurama Gate [AG]
HP: You determine this Twin.
Attacks: None.
Abilities: Summons entities in waves. How this will work is that every turn the Gate will summon certain entities. Each wave's attack fleet has three entity types: the Fighters, the Cruisers, and the Mothership. The Fighters are just your generic mook attack craft. They are individually weak but come in massive amounts. The Cruisers are larger,bulkier, and can actually stand on their own in a fight. However, there aren't that many of them. They also have a special attack that can be used every other turn. The Mothership is the main controller of the entire wave's fleet. It appears on the third turn that a wave is active. Once it dies, the wave ends. and no more entities from that wave can be summoned. A new wave begins three turns after the Mothership dies. It has a special attack like the Cruisers, as well as a Mega Attack that can be used every four turns. This is how it works (as an example): Let's say the first wave starts. On it's first turn for that wave, the Futurama Gate summons a ton of Fighters but only 1-2 Cruisers. The next turn, the Futurama Gate summons very few fighters but a pack of Cruisers. On the third turn, the Futurama Gate summons only the Mothership. After that, it summons some fighters and 1-2 cruisers per turn until the Mothership is killed. Then it waits three turns until the next wave begins, and the cycle starts all over again. Each wave will be themed.
But before the entities are summoned, there's one thing I have to do first.
Entity Boost (changed from Weapon Modules): 20/20 EXPENDED.
The power of the entities summoned have been augmented. Just so Twin won't have to nerf as much.
The First Wave: DOOP Fleet.
Fighter: DOOP Attack Craft.
HP: 750/750
Attacks: Generic Ray Gun. Deals 500 damage. Feel free to buff or nerf this, Twin.
Cruiser: DOOP Destroyer:
HP: 15000/15000
Attacks: Ray Gun Barrage: Can target up to 10 entities. Each entity targeted takes (5000/the number of entities targeted) damage. Missile Launch: Deals 4000 damage to its target and 1500 splash damage to two other enemies.
Special Attack: Missile Macross Massacre: Launches 8 missiles. Each missile deals 2000 damage to a random enemy targeted, as well as 1000 splash damage to two other enemies.
I won't put stats for the mothership until it arrives. So, as its first action, the Futurama Gate summons 100 DOOP Attack Craft and 1 DOOP Destroyer. And with that mammoth post,
DETECTIVE
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
The fifth Trial is up, edit your posts accordingly.
NEW Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = ??? 1/??
Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = Onyx Obol 2/5
+2 to Irecreeper
I JOIN TEAM EXCELSIOR! HYAAAAA!
I use the auditory piston to summon the pigmen. I make sure they get a "HEALTHY" dosage of the X-Plague, and send them to attack Oblivion. Hopefully it contracts the plague.
I rare up my weapons programs before entering the treetowerthing, and take the CLASSIC X-Inferno, Set both my arms on fire, and I fire them into the tower, on homing mode to hit any enemies that would appear there. If they find any, because of the oil inside, they explode massively upon impact! BOOM!
X-EXTINCTION 32/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I apply an Anti-X-Plague Field to the Everyman, using the Origin Wands. I then duplicate them and give him a pair, along with a Creation Pen. This gives him a couple Creativity and an automatic increase prior to the EoTB.
I then quickly create Portable Automatic Wormhole Interceptor Systems, which intercept ranged attacks and redirect them to impact their source. I distribute these to as many people as I can, starting with high-damage-dealing players. Erelye, Cobalt, Generic, Engie, etc.
I create similar Fractive Shield Generators for melee damage prevention purposes, and distribute them to the same people.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I'll join team Excavate! And take Meta_Knightmare with us.
I wander down into the basement.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (7/11)
The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating (6/6)
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (4/7)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 22/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 19/25
What?
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-32 / 50- Spin2Win (+2 from Modpack)
-20 / 50- The Tophat
-10 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval -> COMPLETE -> EXAMINE!
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
>Ire: Mourn the loss of the dude who wanted to take a selfie.
I join team Excavate.
=LIMBO=
I build a new drone, but this time, WITH A CAMERA.
...oh and a swap system, in which me and the drone can switch places.
I then fly the drone down into the hole.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Follow me!
>The Streamer: Help Excelsior!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Drive: Doorrior (31/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Generic'd X2)
Mythos (4/30) (Two become One) (Gutza'd X2)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 4/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 4/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 2/9)
OK! I'm going to say it: I think we should have our best fighters take the high road, because all of our entities are going high as well, while the other team is getting only five (awesome) players. I'm going Excelsior for this reason. Anyone less sure about their fighting skills should take the lower road and join Excavate. This is only in general-I would suggest that there be a few people of high DPS going Excavate as well. There is almost guarenteed fighting either way. I'm almost positive you can command your entities anywhere in the Tower, so don't feel burdened by that. However, it will be up to those on Excelsior to aid the entities, so if you really want to defend them, go up.
@Talist, if you would like to get CogWynd off of your hands, I'll have him for command purposes if you would like. Prepare your great summon. Also, I responded to Wilson in a nullpost-my most recent nullpost at that. My basic request is,OOC, I hand Wilson Alchemy ingredients and/or actual gear for sale, and in exchange you help make the Moorblade. I'll give you the recipe to follow if he/you accepts.
I do some extremely generic shooting of Oblivion. It's so generic I don't even mention what I'm using. He is extremely offended by my extremely generic shooting, and yells at me about how I might be more dangerous, like say, if I fired a Holy Mackerel Beta from Leonstar0's currently unused fishing pile with the holy power of Notch, then fire that into him for an immensely devastating explosion of devastating explosions of one million Holy Mackarels and Notch power that would thereafter instantly reform into another Holy Mackerel Beta, leaving Leon's stock untouched. I tell him thanks and do exactly that. Oblivion grows a freakishly huge arm to facepalm with after he suffers the pain of a Holy Mackerel Beta Bomb empowered by Notch. He facepalmed too hard for his own good, though, dealing extra damage to himself.
I help Netpatham create his Anti-X Plague field for the Everyman. Might as well at least attempt to get someone to be immune if all else fails.
Carefully observe the underground system, taking note to anything that looks glowy or important.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (9/11)
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (5/7)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 23/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 20/25
What?
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
This will be gonna be the End of the Godmodder soon...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I am joining Team Excelsior, and i Converted some Engietech Robots (10 Each) into AG class Engietech Robots, and they will be Helping me and Engie for this area but if he is Excavate, they wont be following him. then i Realised i was a lot more Humanized than the Minecraftian Form
(Wilson's Shop) Putting my potions up for Sale to see what i was having...
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 1/20
And I see a Pumpkin on the floor What Pumpkin? 3/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 3/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 1/?
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 1/?
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 1/?
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sharpenlarger (2/?)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = ??? (1/?)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (1/?)
Action
I join Team Excelsior.
13/14 Atlanta Meatshield
As i see it, i guess i'll go with Team Excelsior since that is the most logical thing i should be doing. *whispers* Key. Prepare to be used for science. heh. */whispers*
Killing Gloves of Boxing AND Wither Skull AND Disco Ball = ??? [1/?]
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No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I uppercut omglolsguy22 with the healing gloves of boxing.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (10/11)
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (6/7)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 24/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 21/25
What?
I finish the town painter. If anyone wants dupes of this, or another ultimatum-based silly gun, ask me and I'll make it.
Waiting for talist and serpent to post before continuing my stuff, but jumping a little bit ahead in Eric and Astria's timeline, the following communication is received by everyone in the server:
Evacuation underway at (coordinates of Vriska's city) if you need an airlift out, give us your location, and if it needs to be done within a certain time frame, tell us how soon. If you are in an adjacent universe in the Trifecta, we will retrieve you upon leaving Godcraft. If there is a specific universe within the multiverse you wish to go to, we will leave you there (barring unsurpassable obstacles) and otherwise you will be brought the outside safe haven.
Several other people receive an extra message in addition to the massive wave of other messages. This message is delivered secretly across heavily encrypted lines, such that only the godmodder could break into the messages, and even then, only if he was looking.
Tazz, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Generic, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization. Also, nixw job with giving piono a good face-kicking, I owe you a gift.
Lothrya, my name is Eric, and a friend tells me that you were interested in joining the IUPC. If this is true, I will be having a meeting with potential recruits for the IUPC once the evacuation of Godcraft is done. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Maniac, you contacted me before. I am afraid I cannot help you with your portal, but I can get you out of Godcraft, as well as a large portion of your forces. We will have to leave the procedurally generated minecraft mobs though, as they will respawn when the Minecraft universe is rebooted by the narrative. I was also thinking of interviewing you, along with several others in a meeting, as a potential recruit for the IUPC. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization. Good luck.
Blue, I contacted you once before, and a friend of mine has filled me in on your situation. I am very concerned for your own physical, mental and emotional well-being, and would appreciate it if you would allow me to at the very least talk to you alongside the other potential IUPC recruits. If you so wish to have some portion of your population evacuated from your home universe, I can oblige, but please be aware- I am not capable of evacuating an entire galaxy, what I am doing is already stretching the limits of my means of transportation.
Netpatham, my name is Eric, and you may have heard of me. I've received a recommendation on your part for joining the IUPC, and if you are so inclined to join, I'm planning on having a bit of a meeting with potential recruits once the evacuation of Godcraft is over with. You do not have to accept, but this is not a get-in-free card. I will need to be checking background and the like to make sure you can be trusted with the responsibilities of being part of the organization.
Kalare, I am afraid that upon a short excursion within Grayhold, I'm going to have to suspend your membership of the IUPC. Until such time as you cease the inhumane and, to put it bluntly, evil practices, I can't in good conscience give you access to the tech and knowledge of the IUPC. I still consider you a friend and ally, and my offer still stands, do you want me to evacuate you and your friends from your session? The place I have in mind to evacuate to is in fact, one of the only places in the multiverse currently not prone to being invaded by horrible things from other universes.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'll decide to join Team Excelsior. Man, I wish this game lasted forever! I have so many things to do that I have to wrap up now. After I finish up Project Starfall, that's it.
Also, you could make teams for the PGs to inhibit the progress of us AGs.
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 39/50
Starfall Sync: 14/50
I, having joined team Excelsior, look at some of the Alchemiter ingredients and wonder what would make a good Night Edge. I also press FN + F4 to ready up!
After looking over the Alchemiter Ingredients, I combine the COAL AND the CHAOS VOID SHARD to get some Night Fuel.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I I join team excelsior! I also turn all players into arch players. These players are now as powerful as most high level summons
UBFGS 5 /11
I am quite fed up with people going after my troops just because they're there. THOSE ARE PEOPLE, DAMMIT! WITH HOPES, DREAMS, FEARS, AND ALL THE REST! PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HELL, EVEN THE DRAGONFLY DRONES ARE A DEGREE OF SENTIENT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WERE SLAUGHTERED LIKE PIGS JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE? I REMEMBER THE MANSION, I REMEMBER MY GENOCIDE OF THE NETHER, AND I REMEMBER A PARTICULAR MINDSET BEING TOSSED AROUND - THINK OF THIS AS MORE THAN JUST A GAME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, HUH? WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO FALL MORE ON THE HEROIC SIDE OF THE SCALE TO JUST MURDER PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE IT? Thank you for your time. As of now, any player who attacks Engietech personnel shall now receive 1 damage for each personnel they harm, and any entity shall receive damage equal to the total amount of health damage they dealt to my army. Nobody is exempt from the retaliatory damage, and the damage also applies if someone tries to force an allegiance change. The damage bypasses all handwaves, plot armor, godmodding, anti-godmodding, invulnerability, contractual boss immunity, player-based immunity, ubercharge, stasis, First Guardian powers, time travel shenanigans, being nowhere near the site, enchantments, armor, percentile damage reduction, preventative healing, death immunity, invoking of the OP scale for the sake of balance, loophole abuse, contracts, attempts to be friendly with me in order to make you an exception, being related to Blue, anything involving the Hellkite Dragon immunity list, supernatural powers granted to you by mystical artifacts, Psi-Godmodderhood, the First Block, the Disc, the Key, any of the Ancestral Artifacts, hard-light copies, non-hard-light copies, cloning of any kind, runes, logic, petting me to divert my attention (although if you do that, you've got some serious balls), bribery, traps, gender-specific privileges, the Nazi party, cheese, those damnable mice, the SCP foundation, the Shark Punching Centre, alternate realities, summoning a bigger fish, deleting this wall of text, trying to get Twinbuilder to nope this, nope-ing this, dragging this list into the TVtropes session and trying to get Pionoplayer to nope this, nope-ing this again, power limits, completely unreasonable damage conditions, hitbox dissonance, the Fists of Steel's range damage reduction, Zhonya's Hourglass, a hovercraft full of eels, bananas being too slippery for mine carts, references, shoutouts, pointing out needless repetition for synonyms, petting me at all, not technically existing, bringing someone into existence for the sole purpose of not being the one who attacked my troops, aggressive negotiations, actually reading this wall of text, the horribly bad editor, glitches, being the Godmodder, being Doc Scratch, being Springtrap, being a worker at Engietech (in which case I'd fire you for assaulting a coworker), bad fanfiction, insanely cool weapons, The Bane, a dodgy toupee, stupidity, unstupidity, chronic headaches, the caps-lock button, an overuse of commas, dwarf physics, ork logic, kerbal science, Apeture science, the handheld portal device, cake, lies, blatant lies, clever lies, opening the door, getting on the floor, everybody walking the dinosaur, your dad's awful dance moves, your mother, cockney rhyming slang, plant food, truly truly truly truly outrageous gems (which I will steal from you), theft of immunities, being granted permission to not take damage, being healed from taking damage (your health will always go to wherever you don't want it to go), lack of protection, robot girls, robot guys, robots in general, friendly fire, unfriendly fire, coming up with a long list of immunities I didn't put here, not reading this list, ignorance, selling quilts at discount price, living in an amish paradise, randomly inserting parody song lyrics, having a text-to-speech program read this out, having someone dramatically read this out (including yourself), martial arts, memetic badassery, having a big fanbase, having money, having absurdly high health (in which case the damage will be converted to percentile just to really beat you to your knees), crying Uncle, having planned for this damage beforehand (it will destroy your plans), making it up as you go along (you'll just die), already being dead, auto-revives, dodging, blocking, parrying, defending, riposte-ing, deflecting, having it miss, trying to pretend as though you're exempt from taking damage (YOU WILL TAKE EXPONENTIALLY MORE DAMAGE), having multiple lives (excess damage will cut away your multiple lives), having infinity of anything (you'll take infinity damage and die), trying to do the puppy-eyes thing again, being God (YO GOD I'M AN ATHEIST GET REKT SON), being Jesus Christ, being Jesus Christ On A Bike, being Satan, phlebotinum, phlebotinum meltdown, the plot, the Narrative, lawsuits, crying, being unprepared, being prepared, judo throwing me, any form of dispel, the God Mode cheat, the Buddha Mode cheat (you'll die if you reach whatever is your minimum health), making out with anyone, eating universes, and finally, ignoring this list. Put simply, YOU WILL BE HURT IF YOU HURT MY TROOPS. I might be an eldritch abomination that effortlessly tears through squadrons of people with little care in the world, but my underling are MY underlings, dammit, and I'll not be seeing anyone get away with harming them. Let it never be said that I care little about those employed by me.
Anyway, I'll be going with whichever team has more players that went after my troops. I want to be there when you're forced to rely on me and I can merely laugh at your fate.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sharpenlarger (3/?)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = ??? (2/?)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (2/?)
Action
I heal the Streamer with the White Glove.
I helpfully remind Kalare that he has a job to do in DTG3, if not sooner.
The Chaos Shard shoots a piercing beam of white light at Bearger, dealing heavy damage and slowly infecting it with chaos energies.
(Pre-jump dialogue) /\h/\. i /\ssume you would be /\ f/\n of this doctor?
however, even with the "t/\rdis"'s l/\rge inner sp/\ce, c/\n we re/\lly fit /\n entire city? i'm not so sure.
Oh no
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 38/50
A.B.E.: 2/50
+1 Awarded to CobaltShade and PaperShuriken because eh.
Preparations must be made. Better get out another form of Dave.
Dave (Stone Man Form) [AG]: 8,500/8,500
ATK: 1,250
Turn 1/3
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 4/4 COMPLETE
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 4/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 4/5
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 1/4
I join Team Excavate. Exploring the ruins of Yggdrasil sounds both fun and profitable, depending what's down there. Plus, we need people on Excavate-duty.
I vote for NowIsTheTime, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, >xyyxy<, and tooGODLY to accompany us.
I also heal Engie, due to the sheer awesomeness of that wall of non-valid immunities. Several things fall on him and are immediately revealed to be made completely of healing energy, including; a hovercraft full of eels, plant food, an opening door, a set of robots (guy and girl), a person who read that rant all the way through, and finally that whole wall of text. They all dissolve into healing energy as soon as they hit.
+2 to Erelye.
8/50
8/50 (Erelye'd +1)
1/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.