Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer = Void Till Death (4/4!)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (6/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (4/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Void Till Death. While it appears as if we're not getting out of this hellhole, I can certainly continue to construct this ship. I may as well. It is not as if I have anything else to do. This thing needs a navigation system, and precise storage/crafting. Is there any way I can make the control room within the actual ship, instead of within the hull?
I stare at the Hellkite Dragons. One would think creatures of such a caliber would have been used earlier on, to defeat us in a far more expedient fashion. Hah. I know about these things' past. Of course, I don't actually think there is any way we can lose. Regardless, I mutter an incantation, and the weight of their rather light armor is increased exponentially. In fact, it is increased to a point in which it weighs well over nine hundred thousand pounds. I continue to mutter the incantation to further increase the weight to a point in which even the dragons cannot lift. Whether this is nine hundred thousand pounds, or nine hundred tons, I cannot tell. But there will be a breaking point upon which the dragons will fall. Assuredly, the weight of their armor actually forces as many Hellkite Dragons as possible through the floor, to their eventual death. Any flying abilities a possessed by these dragons are disabled by sheer weight.
~
I wave my hand once more. A burst of inky-black flame around wherever Bill is keeping his version of the Hazel Wand denotes its augmentation.
The modification did not occur behind your back. I've been planning that for months. Anyhow, I intend to give this Journal back when I am done with it. I think we can agree when I say its previous owner needs it far more than I do. Besides, if I didn't give it back, I would be creating a paradox. Regarding the other journals, I think I've got it covered. Hah.
Ghostly images of two books similar to the one currently in my possession appear. They are emblazoned with the numbers two and one, instead of three, however. After several seconds, they disappear.
I'll be watching for you.
It has been a pleasure. Now, you've got places to go, unless I'm mistaken?
I wave farewell.
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Drive: Doorrior (40/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Generic'd x2)
Mythos (11/30) (Two become One)
Beloved Head (2/20) (Eh, more Isaac Aid. Probably the last charge dedicated to him, though.) (Ire'd)
Say, Twin, out of curiosity: Could I retrieve the charges I used on the cancelled Obligatory Transformation Move I never got to use and apply them here, or is that just not going to fly? I think it was about 30 charges (out of 50) for reference.
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 8/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 6/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 6/9)
Nails != (not equal) Bullets, and Enchida's Nails aren't lasers, so naturally the Hellkite Dragons have no resistance to Nails. Deciding to exploit this, I pull out Nailtimatum and ready the infinite ammo cache of Enchida's Nails. I take aim and fire at a Hellkite Dragon. Nothing happens, and the Hellkite dragon, though not damaged by it, is genuinely confused-the barrels are moving and everything, and the golden glow of Enchida's nails lies within the barrels quite clearly, so how is it not firing at him? The glow keeps getting bigger, though...And bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. Soon it's almost blinding to look at the spectacle of a full-auto Nailtimatum firing nothing at all. I should have bankrupted U2's Earth ninety-nime times at this point with how long I've been holding down the trigger on full auto-why is nothing being fired? Why? The answer is, simply put, all the nails that would have been fired at this point have instead merged into one another via the energies of Origin(/Creation) creating a XBOX HUEG Enchida's Nail that's so huge it's growing straight out of Nailtimatum's barrel. With that, using the Godmodding ability of having more than one account (infinite is a high-tier thing but multiples aren't), my newly-generated second Minecraft avatar (Latio_Nytro-this is not a summon, just a thing) takes hold of the trigger, the nail growing ever-larger, while I step on the part of the nail that is impudently jutting out of Nailtimatum's barrel. Finally, the nail fires, and I ride it like a boss right into the Hellkite Dragon, triggering massive Nail damage enough to kill it, and maybe others if that can happen.
I round up the Mob Platoon and PvP Elites, and ask them to use their long-overdue specials of awesome on the Omega Turrets to bring them down to size and distract them. We can't deal with those turrets for much longer. I politely ask Split if he could do likewise, as his weapon is SO awesome and I want to see him kick so much rear end with it.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use the power of the 1152th page on the dragons. What power you ask? Well, they've never been attacked with the power of this particular page.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $162
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 3/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 3/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 3/11
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (7/7!)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (5/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine the Order Chest. Afterwards, I alchemize Crystal Ball && Demonic Flame (1/???), examining the Demonic Flame as I do so. Afterwards, I alchemize Empty Voidmetal-Plated Cockpit -c (~ATH Computer && Warded Sensus Jar) -c The Illumination (1/???). Navigation and detection are vital. Sensus essentia is essentially the aspect of sight, detection, and the senses, for future reference.
I proceed to glance at the Hellkite Dragons at a velocity denoting some form of spellcasting. It is a good thing magic encompasses nearly all tasks. I cannot really fight these dragons otherwise. Anyhow, I begin to mutter under my breath. This muttering is completely indecipherable, but is comprehensible, a far cry from what occurred last post. Hah. As I begin the muttering, the remaining Hellkite Dragons feel an odd sensation, to say the least.
I continue to stare at the dragons, muttering what appears to be the same consecutive phrase repeatedly, with occasional variations. While eye contact is not vital, it is also useful. Needless to say, breaking eye contact will not disable the spell. That would be completely and utterly idiotic. A fool's reprieve. The Hellkite Dragons begin to shudder. My muttering neither intensifies nor weakens. Nonetheless, some form of arcane effect, far removed from the field of psychics, or even psionics, for clarification, occurs. Suddenly, as many dragons as possible loose the use of their limbs, flopping to the floor. If the symptoms are any form of indicator, the dragons are currently suffering from some form of... blood loss. Hah. If it was not evident, I have quite the arsenal of spells powered solely by blood sorcery. The blood of the dragons has been transmuted to some sort of low-value metallic substance. If my knowledge of this transmutation spell serves me correctly, the Hellkite Dragons are currently suffering from lead poisoning, as well as blood loss. Hah. I wait for the dragons currently affected by my spell to slowly die, before averting my eyes. If I have managed to kill anything, spikes of Voidmetal pierce the ground, skewering the bodies to prevent any forms of resurrection or necromancy from occurring. Well, I cannot stop necromancers, in reality. I would have to burn the bodies, and that is not exactly something I can do at the moment, as the dragons are immune to fire. If at all possible, I take some dragon bone, for necromantic testing. I may as well.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:28
I peer into the depths of the portal for several more moments, before gripping onto the Hazel Wand tightly, and entering the portal, grabbing a gas mask from a nearby table as I do so. It would not do to suffocate due to an inadequate atmosphere. If I manage to survive the passage, I inspect my surroundings.
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I, being back in the elevator, take control of a turret and quickly look into the future with the Twinoracle to determine the best spot to fire. I fire a quick burst of rounds from the turret and am rewarded by the sound of a Swordsmith in whatever its equivalent of pain is.
I alchemize Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar (1/???).
My gaze returns to the Hellkite Dragons once more. Once again, their deaths are inevitable. Whether it takes a week, or a thousand enquier is beyond my knowing. Technically speaking, I have the capacity to figure it out, with my plethora of divination instruments, and my ability to contact beings with the knowledge, but I will not. That seems like a waste of time, and the Omega Turret is a threat, as are the dragons. I draw a medium-length rod of ashwood from my inventory, and make a series of rather esoteric hand gestures that cannot fully be perceived. It is as if my movements were actually bending the fabric of reality around the wand, to slightly obfuscate the true nature of my spellcasting. All within a sizable distance can feel their minds being sifted through by some all-powerful, unknowable force, or perhaps entity. The mere presence of this being on this server would likely spell its doom. The server's doom, that is. Of course, the entity in question is many times larger than the server, a theoretically infinite land that is, in reality, a cubic planet. If I were to make a reasonable guess, I would say the Far Lands are some sort of rift in spacetime, if we follow the presumption that GodCraft is both a completely flat and theoretically infinite land, as well as a monolithic cube, floating in an infinite abyss until its eventual annihilation via whatever medium comes to the surface. The ashwood rod begins to shudder and emit copious amounts of heat as the tower grows colder and colder. A fell gust of wind blowing into the external surface of the tower denotes some fragmented presence. Suddenly, several Hellkite Dragons collapse onto the floor, having suffered some sort of destructive infiltration. And, by destructive infiltration, I mean that there are currently tentacles writhing about, having burst out of the dragons' chests, piercing through the armor with strange ease. The tentacles attempt to tear the afflicted dragons to shreds, or resorting to bludgeoning the dragons to death within their own armor, if this fails. In any case, the latter attack would deal more damage because the armor exists. Hah. I toss the ashwood rod into the air, and it spontaneously combusts, emitting waves of heat that can be felt from every corner of the room. Emerald green flames spill from the point upon which the wand exploded, radiating with the essence of death itself. I take several steps back, seeing whether or not necromantic damage has any effect on the dragons.
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Slightly miffed about the Godmodder stopping my ascension, I decide to conjure up several Brain Ghost Dirks, and they rip out all the Hellkite Dragons' souls, which I absorb along with another Cherry Big Bang Bomb in another futile attempt to ascend. Regardless of whether I fail, I've still absorbed their souls.
I notice that a "dicestaction" is being charged, and sue Gutza for doing a dicestaction, since I have a copyright filed for the Dicestaction, and as such I tell Gutza to cease and desist. I then toss the Dicestaction Octagonapus at the Hellkite Dragons to deal .jpeg damage to them.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 5/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-46, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
My Action: I mind-control several hellkite dragons (there is nothing stopping me from mind controlling them) and order them to sit on the guns of the Omega Turrets, making the Omega Turrets useless because the dragons are invincible and are plugging the barrel. The other dragons cannot get rid of the mind-controlled dragons because all dragons are immune to dragon damage.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation holds up a sign telling the hellkite dragons about their automatic kill infohazard, causing all the dragons that read it to die.
EXOS Action: EXOS moves to gets its Sphere of Influence in range of a hellkite dragon, then plucks it off, tries to rip it apart with telekinesis, and failing that uses it as a meatshield to block attacks on the Perfect Sphere.
I forgot the number: Angering a god to the point of divine retribution will result in a lightning bolt.
I forgot the number-a: If the lightning bolt fails to kill, a Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray will be unleashed.
I forgot the number-b: If the Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray also fails, the god gives up.
"Well, this is gonna be fun."
I set one of the Hellkite Dragons' Angry God stats to 0.
"No Divine Retribution resistance, no Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray resistance, and no Angry God Status Modding resistance. TRIPLE RESISTANCE KILLED AGAIN."
I once again grab a turret and open fire on the Swordsmiths, augmenting the bullets through a field of magic in front of the barrel generated by the Mage's Intelaugmentor.
My Action: I cause the magic used to enchant the dragons' armor to conflict with the technology in the armor's AI, causing the AI to crash and making the dragons more vulnerable. I then attack the weakened dragons with battle technique: terajump right on their faces.
SCP Foundation Action: A picture of SCP-096 is shown to a dragon, causing SCP-096 to charge that dragon and murder it. EXOS uses something to surround SCP-096 in darkness so no one else sees its face.
EXOS Entity Orders: EXOS focuses all modules on repairs, as it is in no position to contribute with the exception of the use of its weath ray and telekinesis.
I begin playing some calming music pertaining to a certain game that will be, or has been, released on the Virtual Console today. This music, seen below, whips the next person into a frenzy of semi-hype, allowing for a mini-crit.
... engie? Are you all right? I think that's the first time your character has ever even pretended to be morally straight...
@generic: Okay... I get all of them but 2.
Also, shifting Eric's font color because, as generic said, it really is kinda eye-searing now that the MCforums has changed the colors, but I don't really like this one either... meh, I'll let twin be the final decider of Eric's text color in Trifecta.
Welp, so much for encryption... Those weren't even PMs across the server, it was like, super-encrypted double stuff mixed together through almost fifty different universes. Oh well. Anyways, mind PMing me quick about what those command blocks do since Eric's not actually evacuating any Minecraft avatars?
For hilarity:
Kurak looks at Dave.
Anyone that were immediately outside would here the sound of a large orc berserking and ripping a robot apart.
One of the pieces of Dave materializes in front of the hellkite dragons, smashing into them, killing several via he gunna die damage.
The Bus:
Eric grins.
With the universe-print version? No.
This is not the universe-print version.
Piono gave it enough extra power to jump universes, and considering its mode of jumping, there's probably a good level of other multiversal technology.
All I need to do is shift power down to the extra-dimensional suspension generators, and it should work considering the amount of raw energy this baby's probably packing now. Heck, we'll have tons left over.
Blue's message:
Alright Blue, the pickup will be sometime soon, I don't know exactly when.
Maniac's message:
Very well then Maniac.
And I'm afraid you don't get to set the time frame. We're only going to get one shot, and we're going to have to leave soon enough to avoid the server collapsing in on itself.
Lothrya's message:
No need to send the avatar. We'll be coming to pick you up before the server disintegrates. I want to talk to everyone in person.
Generic's message:
I'm going to be running the meeting in the evacuation craft. If you don't want to do it then, we'll need to do it some other time, I'm afraid things are falling apart rather quickly.
Eric's color is #cc6600. At the very least, make it be this shade of brown; it's readable.
No matter what system of private messaging is used, the Godmodder can hack into it. He's taken several classes.
...If Eric's not evacuating any Minecraft avatars why is he sending people messages saying that he can evacuate them. Or am I reading this completely wrong.
Drive: Doorrior (36/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Ire'd, Generic'd x2)
Mythos (8/30) (Two become One) (Gutza'd x2)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 6/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 4/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 4/9)
OK, I pull out Lefty again, while I still have it. It's power is pure Severed Left Pinky, but that's not immediately relevant yet. I gently poke a Hellkite Dragon in the eye with the thing, which was never stated to be protected in any fashion whatsoever. It is thereafter exposed to Eyepoke damage, which doesn't mean anything to the scales whatsoever as the eye isn't scaled, as that would be stupid-and it's not Bludgeoning damage anyways. Severed Left Arms that morph into massive cannons (it's in the arm form right now by the way) are alos definitely not household objects. That's not what kills it, though. Rather, it is the utter banality of being poked in the eye, the utter stupidity of poking a freaking Dragon with so much HP and immunities with a freaking severed arm and expecting it to do jack, my sheer stupidity overwhelming all sense of logic. Naturally, the Dragon takes severe stupidity damage from my stupidity, which results in a critical hit, causing it to implode, possibly taking out another Hellkite dragon with the implosion, as implosions are not explosions.
@talist/Wilson: "Excellent. I'll really only be able to pay you after it's done because I am really clogged up right now, working all of the allotted Alchemy Slots on the Ship parts. I'll just give you a massive list of weapons and see if I can't just duplicate you one of them once you're finished, whatever strikes your fancy. I'll also make sure that you get a seat on that ship for the work, because it's a lot. However, as a form of up-front payment...Well, you usually don't find this in Minecraft, let's put it that way...Might have some useful properties I don't know about."
I give Wilson the Keldeo Hair that I had plucked a long time ago. Like, back in the early stages of the SB&HJpocalypse for reference.
KELDEO HAIR: Hair from the mane of the Mythical Pokemon Keldeo. It is colored straight red and feels moist to the touch. The faintest aura of Justice hangs from it.
"As for what you have to make..." I hand Wilson the appropriate ingredients in Captcha Card form and give him the task of making (Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia) && Hammerspace Pocket.
(Ruined Storage && Fabrico Essentia (Same as Liquid Fabrico)) && Hammerspace Pocket = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This will hopefully turn out to be a Storage room with the limitless storage of a Hammerspace Pocket, so I can basically make a room that is bigger on the inside without weighing down the ship, and thus store more, if not nigh-limitless, items in it. The original Moorblade's Storage itself is outfitted with several areas fit for holding different things, IE Food, Overly-hot or overly-cold items, volatile compounds, and other stuff. One thing about the original was that I ran out of storage far too quickly...This is what I'm fixing here.
"And, as for actual Payment...Well, this is another thing to put alongside gear, I guess, don't have many alchemical components or the like. I'll duplicate this and give it to you as soon as I can." I show Wilson the Gatekeeper's Scythe.
GATEKEEPER'S SCYTHE: A very long scythe forged from an indeterminate metal. The sound of screaming souls is apparent when holding it. The scythe possesses a large amount of the energies of creation, and can change into any weapon used against it at will. If the user is creative enough, they can combine weapons used against them into new weapons that the scythe will take the form of.
ARRRG! The dragons are resistant to some of our attacks from our weapons!
Well, Fry's and my weapon deals damage that they aren't resistant to...
(This is what they do in the EoTB)
Fry blasts iQuantimak at a dragon, killing it with Quantum damage! Farnsworth sits in his Diamondium Shieldcart and remotely fires SciAntimak at a dragon with his Remote Magnepulators, killing one with Science damage! Bender makes a dragon bite his shinry metal ass, killing it with Ass damage! Amy flies on her hoverboard and attacks an Omega Turret with her two iAntimak Autopistols. Zoidberg uses Megaversal on the Omega Turret to damage it (he is the one using Universal Power). Leela rams the Planet Express Ship into the dragons, killing them with Spaceship damage! The DOOP Attack Craft fire at the dragons, killing them with Ray Gun damage! The DOOP Destroyer uses Macross Missile Massacre on the three Omega Turrets It launches two missiles against the turret with the least health, and three against the other two. All the splash damage hits Oblivion. The Futurama Gate will summon 20 fighters and 10 DOOP Destroyers (nerf as needed Twin. Just know that this turn the Futurama Gate summons most of the Destroyer force, and not many fighters. Next turn the mothership appears.). The Logic Cannon fires at some dragons. Since they are so obviously unrealistic, it kills them with Realism damage!
==Excavate==
Hmm. I'd prefer to stay safe. But that turret may need an upgrade...
Lothyra mans a turret. She then replaces its firing mechanism with New Dawn, turning it into an Antimatter Turret. She then fires the Antimatter Turret at the Swordsmiths. If that does not work, she just fires the Turret normally at one Swordsmith and New Dawn at the other.
You temporarily augment the Turret and turn it into an Antimatter Turret! 9,000 damage to a Swordsman!
I stare at the hellkite dragons. ...Well, this just got interesting. If it were me, I'd probably just flood the tower with Hellkite corpses and laugh at everyone trying to hack their way through them.
I pull out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, and turn it into the formidable Insanity Tubas. I then smash them directly against the Source Code of Reality, causing some weird things to happen. Suddenly, the armor weight of the Hellkite Dragons is switched to Scientific Notation, causing it to be 1 x 10^-48 grams worth. I then delete the - sign, and the armor suddenly weighs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 grams, crushing the dragons beneath its weight. I then name all the Hellkite Dragons Goanna67. They then summarily stop existing when the Anti-Goanna Turret deletes them from existence. After I let them somehow start existing again, I then pump their weak fleshy maws full of octets with the newly-forged Abominatimatum, causing octet damage. Their frantic twitching vaguely resembles a dance, but their legs break because they're terrible at dancing, causing even more of them to die.
I then pump all their blood out, since they're vulnerable to piercing damage, and they die some more. I then install an incredibly aggressive antivirus on their armor, which deletes Sheila forever. I then install Pinary on all the armors because why not. After that I flashstep through the dragons that remain, tagging them with remote controlled timetables. I then activate them at a safe distance, causing them to start time traveling, which makes the Omega Turrets shoot the Hellkite Dragons. Powering through the aggressive onslaught, the timetables inflict severe entropy on the dragons, causing them to wither into nothing.
I suddenly remember something, and teleport back to the Battlefield to open Epona II's Bedrock Chest.
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 24/50
More Runic Shielding 50/50 BOOYAH, MORE RUNIC SHIELDING. I take out another lovely cup of tea, stir it, and gently place it down in my Finite Improbability Drive, causing myself, Cobalt, and Crystal to get Runic Shielding in a relatively improbable manner.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 3/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-44, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Sheila (the A.I. inside all Hellkite Dragons' armor) makes sure that the armor's weight remains constant, so the crushing damage fails! The goanna67 damage fails too, since just because their name is goanna67 doesn't mean they are goanna67; all Turrets are programmed to attack the person, not the name! However, one Hellkite Dragon is killed due to the Abominatimatum!
It was already opened!
You, CobaltShade, and crystalcat gain Runic Shielding! No other players can gain Runic Shielding!
Who says we need to damage them? We just need to get RID of them. And keep rid of them.
I activate a series of glyphs and a portal swoops over as many dragons as it can, depositing them in the Void. The portal, upon depositing the dragons in the Void, activates a secondary effect that sets up a portal relative to the dragon that just went through, that continuously re-overlaps their collision box and drops them back in the Void.
The section of the Void to which the dragons are ported is also under extreme time dilation. Subjective time to realtime, in that zone, is at a 1/999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to 1 ratio.
I also set up a set of portals that redirects Omega Turret fire into the Hellkite Dragons.
I then realize that something was also not blocked against. 11, if you wouldn't mind?
I would not mind. I utilize the power of the Broken Disc to sha11er as many He11kite Dragons as I can into pieces. And by as many as I can, I mean probably a11 of them because we are ta11ing the power of a11 the copies of 11 currently in our joint po11e11ion.
While I'm at it, I talk to Sheila.
"Hello Shiela."
"Uh. This is awkward. But, frankly, the Godmodder has done things that are inherently wrong, and we're trying to stop him, so, we're asking for your help to get through this tower and save Minecraftia."
2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
Nether Portals spontaneously appear in place of the actual portals and are then removed from existence. Since the Nether Portals occupied the space the portals did, the portals are gone.
(I joined Team Excelsior. Why and how did you oversee that? You stated i joined in the first post i made!)
"Oh. Wow. Long list. Well, let's see what stupid plot contrivance i can come up with that someone didn't find out about."
[ONE DEEP THINKING SESSION LATER]
"Ah ha! Here's one!"
I go up to the Entity List and cover the last digit of how many Hellkite Dragons are there using a jar of whiteout. I then crudely draw a (Number of Hellkite Dragons Alive Prior to This Post - 1) on there in black sharpie.
"No whiteout resistance, no black sharpie resistance, AND no Entity List Alteration resistance. Triple Resistance Killed!"
Whoops, sorry about that. You join Team Excelsior!
The Streamer is tired of this world, and must get back to moderating TwitchPlaysPokemon. He ascends.
I jump up on the Elevator's Room, build a few barricades made of wood, take cover, and use the DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL, slashing and blasting the Swordsmiths.
=LIMBO=
I use the SWAP-SYSTEM I installed, switching me and the destroyed drone's posistions! I then use the DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL to attack any attackers.
If I can't, I dive down into the pit myself, weapons blazing.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: Use MEGA BOMB on the Swordsmiths! (guardian.angel: Focus the Swordsmiths!)
10,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The Swordsmith notices you and slices clean through your barriers, destroying them!
You swap positions with the drone and descend down into the pit, which opens up into a formless red void filled with writhing tentacle-like appendanges. Eldritch creatures swim every which way, darting in and out of sight, and the air is filled with volatile chemicals that seem to be slowly eating away at your shadow's form! Things with multiple heads float up to you and disappear... And then, the entire place slows down and turns monochrome, making you realize you must be trapped in another memory.
A flash of light, and the body of Doc Scratch appears in front of you. Another flash of light, and Kirby appears beside him! Scratch teleports away, leaving Kirby to wander... You realize this must be the creation of One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul, who was guided to a far-off sector of the Void called the Nest by a man of "red and white". Kirby looks around as several eldritch abominations encircle him... Kirby, feeling threatened by their advances, sucks all of them up and gulps them down!
An insane transmogrification takes place that culminates in an array of white light, throwing you back up the pit and onto the cave floor! The pit is flooded with the white light, which spews out like a geyser...
If any of the attacks fail, I move on to the next one.
First, I pull out an AntiTimer Programental. It begins to time Antichamber speedruns. It begins to gather Antichamber speedrunning energies and releases them in a beam of AntiTimer energies aimed at the Hellkite Dragons, dealing AntiTimer damage!
Second, I pull out Alice in Wonderland, Unifon Edition, several board books in Initial Teaching Alphabet, a Deseret Book of Mormon, Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition, a letter written by Benjamin Franklin in his phonetic alphabet and polymorph the books into a Phonics Blaster. I proceed to blast a sphere of pure phonics damage at the Hellkite Dragons!
Third, I gather every instance of the number 157 into a massive ball of 157. The ball of 157 rolls into the Hellkite Dragons at 157 m/s for 157 ms before transforming into a 157-cm-on-a-side cube of pure one-hundred-fifty-seven energies The ball then hits a Hellkite Dragon, dealing one-hundred-fifty-seven-type damage!
Fourth, I summon every fragment of the Berlin Wall and channel it into a dodecahedron of pure Berlin Wall energies. The dodecahedron of Berlin Wall energies smashes into the Hellkite Dragons, dealing Berlin Wall damage!
Fifth, I pull out a massive ball of pure Received Pronunciation energies, gathered from every word spoken with the Received Pronunciation accent. The ball of Received Pronunciation deals Received Pronunciation damage to the Hellkite Dragons!
Sixth, I gather every program icon ever and turn it into a ball of .ico files! The ball transforms into a flashing blob of pure .ico, slamming into the Hellkite Dragons and dealing .ico damage!
Turn 1/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 7/8
The Knowledge Corps -c Small Living Quarters 4/4 COMPLETE
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology 3/7
I duplicate a Potion of Critmist.
I immediately smash the duplicated Potion of Critmist at my feet as I jump out and onto the top of the elevator, buffing the next Excavate player to post after me as well! (Or possibly not.) I target a Swordsmith and immediately swap my paradigm once again, this time to Sburb Glitch FAQ. I immediately swap my mythological role out and become a Guard of Rain (Quite literally, one who protects people using madness). I immediately activate [Lifdoff] and charge at the Swordsmith, wielding a sword of my own formed from pure magical energy. As I begin to slice at the Smith, one can hear a little chuckle coming from me. Then another. Then a cackle, and eventually I'm roaring with laughter as the Swordsmith is sliced into a pile of sharp shards. I jump back, still laughing, and cast [Neon Ice Cream Headache] at the pile. Suddenly, the colors seem to leak out of the pile and into the air, before everything seems to twist, melt, warp, fuse together, implode and then explode in a puff of logic, flowers and butterflies. Yeah, don't get too close to that stuff. I then keep slicing at the Swordsmith, since it's assuredly not dead yet, before sending out another field of the rainbow-warpy stuff around the cable, but carefully not touching it. Wouldn't be a very good Guard if the cable I was protecting got teamkilled by me. I then jump back down into the car.
+2 to Gutza.
11/50
11/50
6/50
THE HOSPITABLE VOID: A modified version of The Knowledge Corps that has built-in living quarters perfect for anyone residing on the ship.
The potion works as intended; you deal a critted 20,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The Swordsmith you didn't target, however, slices you and deals 5 damage before you jump back down!
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(Godmodder's Tower) I Sent out the Glitchers to know what the Weaknesses about the Hellkite Dragons, they hacked into their Minds and placing Impossible to Remove Glitches and Exploits on the Dragons, then they wanted to eat a Omega Turret while the Glitchers Snapped one of it's Neck due to Exploits, and they also Glitched the Omega Cannon that Fired Omega Glitch Projectiles and then they didn't Work and the Glitchers moves on to something and i Pressed 9999999 Divided by 0 on the Dragon that Messes up it's mind, then start Attacking Wildly at us but i Cannot Stop it! but God know it can be stopped and i Write one of the Hellkite Dragons into the Death note Seeing how they Die from Anti Godmodders and Neo Anti Godmodders, and this is why? they nearly cannot be Stopped!! Well... Have Fun my lads!
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 4/20
I Tink the Pumpkin is knowing the Weaknesses about the Hellkites 6/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 6/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 4/4
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 4/5
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 4/4
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
I leap on top of the elevator, carrying The Motion Picture and shout "IT'S MOVIE NIGHT!". I open up the tripod, lock on to a swordsmith and shoot several large cannonballs at it. Mid flight, I whip out the molten turret gloves and surround the cannon balls with a typhoon of magma, spiky rocks and raging winds. The cannon balls are concealed in the chaos, so the swordsmith can't see them coming while they drive him away from the cable with iron force.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (11/11) Done!
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (7/7) And Done!
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes (1/?)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 25/25 (Holding)
Deluxe Cannonfire 23/25 (+1 from Pit)
+1 to Pit, +1 to Ire.
9,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The Swordsmith quickly recovers and slices through your cannonballs, ultimately slicing you and dealing 5 damage!
COSMIC FEDORA: A jet-black fedora inlaid with fabric that shimmers like the stars. During the day, the fedora shines radiantly and is imbued with the essence of the sun. During the night, the fedora lets off a dull glow and is imbued with the essence of the moon.
PANACEA STAFF: A red staff with a flaming orb at its tip. The flames do not burn others, giving off a profound aura of healing. The staff has a mastery over healing-based magic, making it useful in combat to heal others.
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes = The Silent Film (Level 7: 1/8)
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(Godmodder's Tower) I become the Powerful Being, i Used the Spirit Slayer Again but Charges to the Limit 5000000 times and i Fired the OMEGA ROCK SOLO at them. i Preformed the Doom Guitar Rock with my Demon Shredder at the Audiences and [REDACTED] them out. i use the [REDACTED] Thing that can Mess it up for up to Unidentified Spiritual Doom [REDACTED] Damages to them They are not Pleased...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 5/20
Pumpkin has Given the Guide to the SDM 7/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 7/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 4/4!
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 5/5!
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 4/4!
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
I have no clue what you're even trying to do anymore...
Talist, could you please tell me which direction Wilson is going so that Hank can join in on murdering stuff?
Another random falling object damage, a massive pile of cherries rains from the sky, smashing down on top of the hellkite dragons, which, rather than actually killing them, just smell really bad. This applies the insult to injury debuff, which makes them all have bad breath, so the hellkite dragons begin dying of halitosis damage.
And then the cherries explode, further augmenting the attack with irony damage, which kills another, and THAT is amplified by the cherry tapping damage, which also kills several that only a single cherry lands on.
Any attack involving food will heal the Hellkite Dragons, so they're unaffected!
Alright. Your complaints are pretty justified, considering you have to toil every day just to run this. It's so fun being a player, rather than a GM (I know from Brothers in Harms). I appreciate all your work.
Also, you could give the Pro-Godmodders more power and assign them to each section.
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 40/50
Starfall Sync: 15/50
Nightcoal: 2/3
I launch a Davy Crocket nuclear warhead at the Turrets, but not before telling everyone else to stand back. After the attack, I order 400,000 Direct Hit Gibus soldiers to open fire upon the turrets, and after expending their magazines, I reward them each with an upgrade to Premium gift.
(Basically, I launch a nuke at the turrets and then use the Direct Hit on it 1,600,000 times.)
...Oh. THOSE dragons again. I'm not regretting mentioning that their immunity list won't work against my troops's retaliation damage. After all, my troops are my troops.
Anyway, I charge up the stairs, straight into a Hellkite Dragon, who immediately dies of Aura damage. What kind of Aura, you may ask? MYSELF Aura.
"ENGIE, THIS IS IMPORTANT."
"Yeah, what is it?"
"SOME OF THE PLAYERS ARE CONCERNED FOR YOUR WELLBEING, DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU JUST SHOWED WHAT COULD BE INTERPRETED AS A SHRED OF MORALITY."
"...Oh... The shielding my army thing... Uh... Would having morality get Blue to like me more?"
"OH FOR GODS SAKE ENGIE! YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!"
"Of course I'm not. There's not much of a reason to take that seriously."
"IF YOU GET A SENSE OF MORALITY, THIS IS JUST GONNA TURN OUT LIKE LAST TIME!"
"IT WON'T TURN OUT LIKE LAST TIME! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHIELD MY TROOPS OUT OF MORALITY! THERE'S A PRAGMATIC REASON BEHIND EVERYTHING! FINDING LOYAL AND COMPETENT TROOPS FOR MY ARMY IS AN EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TASK, SO I'M TRYING TO CUT BACK ON LOSSES! And I don't have to pay them as much if they're alive as I do to cover life insurance costs if they die. YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING?"
"NO, I DO NOT! BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY LISTED YOURSELF AS A FATHER TO YOUR MEN ON THE TVTROPES PAGE!"
"WILL YOU TWO STOP ARGUING AND FOCUS ON ATTACKING THE HELLKITE DRAGONS ALREADY? SHEESH, YOU'RE LIKE A PAIR OF CHILDREN."
"SHUT UP
Oh, they're not immune to the damage. But since they have such obscenely high HP, they can attack as many troops as they want and get away with it!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
The Godmodder views the scene you make with Techpiece humorously.
Killing Gloves of Boxing && Wither Skull && Disco Ball = Withered Gloves of Dancing (Level 3: 2/4)
I equip the delicious and nutritious ATLANTA MEATSHIELD on myself, Robo-Me heals me with the No-Joke, and Kayne Jr. adds a little fire to a random Excelsior's next attack, but only if he attacks a turret, or else it will be just negated.
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No Joke
UBER: 10 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
You are protected from all attack for two turns! +6 HP!
I shoot myself in the left foot with Element's Maker and Compound's Creator once, each on the most benign mode. (Element's Maker on a relatively harmless oxygen bullet that melts in the air and deals 1 damage on hitting my foot before evaporating instantly and Compound's Creator firing a rubber-like bullet that deals another 1 damage before bouncing off my foot harmlessly.) Once I have done the 2 damage to myself, I heal myself with Cerberus, negating the damage dealt and healing back some more.
I then use the Gatekeeper's Sword to combine Element's Maker and Compound's Creator into a fearsome weapon that the Gatekeeper's Sword transforms into. I raise the fearsome anomalous-chemicals-based firearm and fire upon the Omega Turrets. A massive blast of pure anomalous chemical flies toward an Omega Turret. The nonstandard symbols on SCP-1336 match up with the elements on SCP-2046, creating a harmony of SCP Chemistry.
The SCP chemical flies into the Omega Turret. At first, nothing happens. Suddenly, the Omega Turret begins to transform into a pile of metal. It appears that the combination of guns has fired an acid that appears to reduce anything hit by the acid into piles of pure elements.
The resulting pile of elements is then hit by another chemical. This chemical causes it to rapidly undergo radioactive decay in reverse. Soon enough, it becomes a pile of rapidly decaying elements. The rolling average of the diameter of their nuclei grows and grows. Blocks are added at breakneck speed. The f-block, g-block, h-block, i-block, j-block... until it stops.
The pile of elements has transformed into a pile of atoms with 936 protons each. They begin to decay from their instability, disappearing from sight in an instant.
The Omega Turret reappears with one half of it missing.
+4 HP!
Nothing chemical-based can harm the Hellkite Dragons!
49/50 and 6/50 +2 to and from gutza1 (I have enough charges already though. I think anyway. Which way should I send my ultimate entity? Which way do people think needs more help? I think that this entity actually has some cool synergy with Fayther though...)
"without a doubt, the biggest, most complex entity ever fought to humankind:" ... is that a joke? I mean, come on, its only 1 rather fat paragraph and don't have any variable attack patterns or anything. I'll show you "without a doubt, the biggest, most complex entity ever fought to humankind:"... If it gets approved anyway.
I have turret one fire at whichever monster is closer. Then, I dump some water on them to rust them.
Commands:
- CogWynd: 90% wound WINDING DOWN, Sweeping tail on two of the turrets
- Fayther: Apply a violent memory to CogWynd again
- Deck: I pulled a 2 of hearts. So target a turret with it. Or... the dragons never mention being immune to card based damage...
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn
- Eight of Diamonds: Launch a fireball for 10,000 damage plus 3,000 per turn for 4 turns
- Ace of Spades: Draw two more cards. Pick one to play and shuffle the other back into the deck.
- Ace of Diamonds: The next time this entity draws a card, if its red, double its effect. If its black, double the number of targets hit. This doesn't trigger on utility cards.
Angler Knife && Keldeo hair (as its a water type) && judge's scales= ??? 1/?
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine = Soul's Chestplate 3/7
First off, I love how my text is actually working again. But apart from that, I might already have an escape plan... But, I'll help you anyway. And, I don't feel like I'll need much payment because... honestly, I'm not going to be staying here for much longer. I've made up my mind about what I want to do.
He looks over the plan for this storage container.
Heh... I better do a good job on this because I'm going to have a lot of things to bring...
That's a joke. The Hellkite Dragons aren't even complicated, they just have a large list of immunities. Honestly some of the stuff you guys make amazes me; it's obvious you all have put a lot of thought into it. Your entities are some of the biggest examples of this.
6,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The water deals an additional 4,000 damage due to rust!
You equip the Hydrahands, their trifecta of elemental energy glowing with power. You then jump to the top of the elevator and have an intense staredown with the Swordsmiths, your Hydrahands suddenly activating. An electrical pulse surges through the gloves and fires the Swordsmith! Then, the gloves' blades activate and spin like buzzsaws and cleave straight through large segments of the Swordsmith! Finally, you create a brutal whirlpool using water and wind that sucks up the Swordsmith and spits it out! It barely manages to grab on to the ledge, taking 30,000 damage! TheSwordsmith then strikes back, dealing a critted 10 damage in retaliation!
I JOIN. TEAM EXCAVATE. IN ORDER. TO SABOTAGE. I LEAP DOWN. THE ELEVATOR SHAFT. AND SLASH THE CABLE. SEVERAL TIMES. WITH A CABLE-CUTTER 3000.
The Chaos Shard floats up to the first level. It uses a beam of entropy to cause a Hellkite Dragon to either die or join its side.
I fly outside the tower, examining the spawn temple carefully.
if we're going to m/\ke it out of here on time, we should st/\rt lo/\ding this thing up.
You join Team Excavate! The attack would have worked, but...
Hellkite Dragon killed!
It's a pyramid-like structure forged mainly from quartz and stained clay, with two gateways: one leads to the Tower and the other outside of the temple. A vast congregation of players has gathered here; it looks like nearly the entire population of the server is here. Perhaps they've all gathered here to watch the Descendants?
Drive: Doorrior (37/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
Mythos (10/30) (Two become One) (Ire'd)
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 7/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 5/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 5/9)
I respond to Eric's message quickly and briefly: "Mind helping out over here? Can you send help of any kind? It's important to getting anyone to leave, yourself included...Update Terminal's most recent update doesn't make the chance of you leaving seem good, Eric, even after the Operation. You know how he is."
With that said, I use a special summoning spell to quickly retrieve the Bedrock Pickaze from the very start of the thread. They're infinitely better than Pickaxes, a fact given when it was used. As it is the scales that are bludgeonproof, but not the armor itself, I immediately mine out the armor of a dragon (or two), failing to damage Shelia in the process, and putting in samples of the Hellkite armor and Shelia's components undamaged, because Shelia (and thus her components) are un-damageable and thus I can be as rough as possible in getting her out of the armor itself. I then pull off a scale from the now-nude Hellkite Dragon. Not bludgeon, pull, also removing it for study. Naturally, the Hellkite dragon I am attacking takes damage from the scale removal, and instantly dies from it because apparently they need everything to be in order to be so crazy.
@Wilson: "Huh...I guess you're part of that IUPC thing? Well, OK then. Thanks for the help. I'm still going to give you that Scythe once you're done, that thing could be incredibly useful."
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(Godmodder's Tower) I sent one of them into the Ocean and i Stopped it from Moving then i Inflate it with Water Expanding it that it's Trying to Shock me but i am Made of Rubber then it is Very Upset because the Powerful Protection nearly Gives Way and i Pushed my Water Magic to the Limit and i Quickly Inflating More til it Exploded into Bits and i have Blood and Metal all around my Body Thinking i was Crazily Creative right now.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance:
Immune to Explosives, Fire wont Burn them, Rubber stops Thunder, Heater Melts Ice, Cannot Banished by Light, Also Cannot be Harmed by Darkness Cannot be Hacked or Glitched, Cannot Hear Loud Noises, Nuclear Radiation Food Heals them, Can't be Tamed, Anti Poison, Resists Bludgeon Damage, Can't be harmed by Anything Spacey, (Includes Black Holes!) Emotions Won't Work! 65% Mech Damage Resistance, Bulletproof, Healing Damage Heals them,
Super Duper Mega EXTREME Light bodies that cannot affect Movement.
Keeps them from Being Hostile and staying Pro Godmodders. (They are Nearly ranked as Neo Godmodders but they are PG)
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 6/20
Thanks Pumpkin! 8/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 8/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 4/4!
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 5/5!
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 4/4!
What are these names for and the Abilities?
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
One of them? Who are they?
I have no clue what in the world a Neo Godmodder is.
I take out the Prince's Chisel, and proceed to make a giant construct. I step back, and admire John's towerhouse. Unfortunately, since this isn't a moon-sized planetoid thing, it succumbs to gravity, and crashes into the Godmodder's tower. Anazingly, it passes through and proceeds to hit the Hellkite Dragons, dealing house damage to them. The dragons are noticably not immune to house damage, as they are only immune to items found within houses and not houses themselves. I then proceed to hit them with Jade's, Rose's, and Dave's houses. After hitting them with the houses, I utilize my Octoroon Rangoon to destroy the idea that hellkite dragons have any immunities or armor, and then hit them with several AG hellkite dragons, icy lightning, eardrum bursting Justin Bieber songs, Delicious Fruit, and contrast bombs. I then notice that the immunity and armor is back as obligatorily as ever, and proceed to deal heavy beautifulness damage to the hellkite dragons, but they protest that it's kind of like a vision-based attack. I then stab several incredibly sharp knives into their eyes, killing them with blindness damage.
Out of curiosity, Twin, how big IS this tower anyways? How big are the hellkite dragons? I take advantage of this ambiguity and establish that the tower has a really big radius and the hellkite dragons are really tiny. I then decide to stomp on all the dragons, killing them with reference damage. (Bard Quest.) I then decide to show them all Lothyra porn. The dragons are relatively nonplussed, considering that Lothyra porn is subpar, but are then all slain by decad damage by Lothyra, angered that porn of her from an unretconned universe has somehow leaked into this one.
I then calmly walk a long distance from the Tower, then use Die's doll and ridiculous amounts of time travel to travel throughout the timeline, getting hit by Oblivion's Guardian, the Doctor's Doom, and Rapture in increasingly unlikely scenarios, each time managing to make it only a flesh wound. Unfortunately, the damage accumulated was so much that I had to down all but 2 of my Nectar potions. This still manages to be worth it, as I now have 3 more incredibly deadly weapons in my arsenal, which will probably get used at some point. Also I time travel to the Battlefield slightly after all the others left, and manage to get back in time to look like it was really casual.
I then pull out a deadly juju I've obtained from Yaldabaoth after defeating him, in addition with my immortality and unlimited power. I proceed to use the juju, which has 24 slots in it, probably because of my ridiculous SKYUB session's player count. I then absorb a hellkite dragon's soul, completely trapping it forever. (Not that this thing will ever be used in any relevant manner.)
I then take out a keyboard with 11,000 keys on it for some reason. I then press a few keys, and the purpose is immediately revealed: It's a conduit for the 11,000 elements. I then proceed to inelegantly smash my hands against the keyboard, unleashing a gigantic elemental storm on the hellkite dragons. I then rule that the eleven thousand elements were combined, and as such the dragons only develop an immunity to the elements in a combined form.
I finish Destruction's Talons, and hand a duplicate to Talist. Sorry they were above your preferred level range.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 4/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-45, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
The Tower is roughly two thousand blocks high and several hundred blocks wide. I don't know how large the Hellkite Dragons are.
DESTRUCTION'S TALONS: A set of bird talons that are seemingly forged from ash and gunpowder. An aura of pure destruction surrounds the talons, and they occasionally glow white-hot. They are insanely hot to the touch.
My Action: I use a teraport device to teraport several grams of antimatter inside a dragon's chest, causing a combination of telefrag and antimatter explosion to obliterate the dragon's insides. If that does not kill it I then teraport antimatter inside the dragon's brain to blow its brain out (if it does succeed at killing the dragon, I teraport the antimatter into another dragon's brain)
SCP Foundation Action: An anomalous time warp effect affects a dragon, causing it to age into dust in a few (real-time) seconds.
EXOS Action: EXOS lines up a shot with the Weath Ray, then fires, punching through 2 dragons and creating a vacuum that is rapidly filled by air in an explosive effect that that sucks in 2 dragons (smashing them together with a huge amount of force) and releasing a sonic boom powerful enough to blow a third dragon's ears out (too loud for any anti-noise things to stop because it just penetrates through from around the rest of the armor) and shatter its wings, causing the third dragon to crash.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use my amazing diplomacy skills to win Sheila over, then use light magics on the dragons.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $160
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 2/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 2/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 2/11
Your pulchritude stat, however high it may be, is not high enough to commune with Sheila!
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer = Void Till Death (4/4!)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (6/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (4/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Void Till Death. While it appears as if we're not getting out of this hellhole, I can certainly continue to construct this ship. I may as well. It is not as if I have anything else to do. This thing needs a navigation system, and precise storage/crafting. Is there any way I can make the control room within the actual ship, instead of within the hull?
I stare at the Hellkite Dragons. One would think creatures of such a caliber would have been used earlier on, to defeat us in a far more expedient fashion. Hah. I know about these things' past. Of course, I don't actually think there is any way we can lose. Regardless, I mutter an incantation, and the weight of their rather light armor is increased exponentially. In fact, it is increased to a point in which it weighs well over nine hundred thousand pounds. I continue to mutter the incantation to further increase the weight to a point in which even the dragons cannot lift. Whether this is nine hundred thousand pounds, or nine hundred tons, I cannot tell. But there will be a breaking point upon which the dragons will fall. Assuredly, the weight of their armor actually forces as many Hellkite Dragons as possible through the floor, to their eventual death. Any flying abilities a possessed by these dragons are disabled by sheer weight.
~
I wave my hand once more. A burst of inky-black flame around wherever Bill is keeping his version of the Hazel Wand denotes its augmentation.
The modification did not occur behind your back. I've been planning that for months. Anyhow, I intend to give this Journal back when I am done with it. I think we can agree when I say its previous owner needs it far more than I do. Besides, if I didn't give it back, I would be creating a paradox. Regarding the other journals, I think I've got it covered. Hah.
Ghostly images of two books similar to the one currently in my possession appear. They are emblazoned with the numbers two and one, instead of three, however. After several seconds, they disappear.
I'll be watching for you.
I wave farewell.
VOID TILL DEATH: A modified version of Void or Live with a built-in storage room dictated by a computer that runs on ~ATH.
Sheila makes sure that the armor's weight remains constant!
ALR1GHT THEN! 1 APPREC1ATE Y0UR SERV1CE! 1'D BEST BE 0FF, BUT 1'D L1KE T0 DEL1VER A MESSAGE T0 Y0U BEF0RE 1 LEAVE! KN0W TH1S: A DARKNESS APPR0ACHES... A DAY W1LL C0ME WHEN THE M00N W1LL FALL, AND W1TH 1T, THE W0RLD! THE LAST DAYS ARE C0M1NG, AND H1ST0RY 1SN'T WR1TTEN BY THE L0SERS! WHEN TH1S 1S 0VER AND 1 RETURN (AND 1 W1LL RETURN), Y0U'D BETTER BE SURE Y0U'RE 0N THE R1GHT S1DE!
0KAY, T1ME T0 LEAVE TH1S PLACE AND HEAD T0 A RATHER LARGE SUMM0N1NG ENERGY 1'VE FELT F0R A WH1LE N0W! REMEMBER: THE G0VERNMENTS 0F THE W0RLD ARE A RESULT 0F AN EV0LUT10NAL M1STAKE WHERE HUMANS EV0LVED FR0M L1ZARDS 1NSTEAD 0F APES, RESULT1NG 1N HYPER1NTELL1GENT L1ZARD PE0PLE THAT D1CTATE THE W0RLD'S ACT10NS AND C0NTR0L Y0UR TH0UGHTS 0KAY BYE!
Bill's form fades to black, his appendages, hat, and eye are swallowed up by his main triangle, and he shoots back into the sky, leaving a trail of red and blue fire in his wake as you wave goodbye.
Drive: Doorrior (40/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Generic'd x2)
Mythos (11/30) (Two become One)
Beloved Head (2/20) (Eh, more Isaac Aid. Probably the last charge dedicated to him, though.) (Ire'd)
Say, Twin, out of curiosity: Could I retrieve the charges I used on the cancelled Obligatory Transformation Move I never got to use and apply them here, or is that just not going to fly? I think it was about 30 charges (out of 50) for reference.
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 8/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 6/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 6/9)
Nails != (not equal) Bullets, and Enchida's Nails aren't lasers, so naturally the Hellkite Dragons have no resistance to Nails. Deciding to exploit this, I pull out Nailtimatum and ready the infinite ammo cache of Enchida's Nails. I take aim and fire at a Hellkite Dragon. Nothing happens, and the Hellkite dragon, though not damaged by it, is genuinely confused-the barrels are moving and everything, and the golden glow of Enchida's nails lies within the barrels quite clearly, so how is it not firing at him? The glow keeps getting bigger, though...And bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. Soon it's almost blinding to look at the spectacle of a full-auto Nailtimatum firing nothing at all. I should have bankrupted U2's Earth ninety-nime times at this point with how long I've been holding down the trigger on full auto-why is nothing being fired? Why? The answer is, simply put, all the nails that would have been fired at this point have instead merged into one another via the energies of Origin(/Creation) creating a XBOX HUEG Enchida's Nail that's so huge it's growing straight out of Nailtimatum's barrel. With that, using the Godmodding ability of having more than one account (infinite is a high-tier thing but multiples aren't), my newly-generated second Minecraft avatar (Latio_Nytro-this is not a summon, just a thing) takes hold of the trigger, the nail growing ever-larger, while I step on the part of the nail that is impudently jutting out of Nailtimatum's barrel. Finally, the nail fires, and I ride it like a boss right into the Hellkite Dragon, triggering massive Nail damage enough to kill it, and maybe others if that can happen.
I round up the Mob Platoon and PvP Elites, and ask them to use their long-overdue specials of awesome on the Omega Turrets to bring them down to size and distract them. We can't deal with those turrets for much longer. I politely ask Split if he could do likewise, as his weapon is SO awesome and I want to see him kick so much rear end with it.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use the power of the 1152th page on the dragons. What power you ask? Well, they've never been attacked with the power of this particular page.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $162
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 3/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 3/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 3/11
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (7/7!)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (5/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine the Order Chest. Afterwards, I alchemize Crystal Ball && Demonic Flame (1/???), examining the Demonic Flame as I do so. Afterwards, I alchemize Empty Voidmetal-Plated Cockpit -c (~ATH Computer && Warded Sensus Jar) -c The Illumination (1/???). Navigation and detection are vital. Sensus essentia is essentially the aspect of sight, detection, and the senses, for future reference.
I proceed to glance at the Hellkite Dragons at a velocity denoting some form of spellcasting. It is a good thing magic encompasses nearly all tasks. I cannot really fight these dragons otherwise. Anyhow, I begin to mutter under my breath. This muttering is completely indecipherable, but is comprehensible, a far cry from what occurred last post. Hah. As I begin the muttering, the remaining Hellkite Dragons feel an odd sensation, to say the least.
I continue to stare at the dragons, muttering what appears to be the same consecutive phrase repeatedly, with occasional variations. While eye contact is not vital, it is also useful. Needless to say, breaking eye contact will not disable the spell. That would be completely and utterly idiotic. A fool's reprieve. The Hellkite Dragons begin to shudder. My muttering neither intensifies nor weakens. Nonetheless, some form of arcane effect, far removed from the field of psychics, or even psionics, for clarification, occurs. Suddenly, as many dragons as possible loose the use of their limbs, flopping to the floor. If the symptoms are any form of indicator, the dragons are currently suffering from some form of... blood loss. Hah. If it was not evident, I have quite the arsenal of spells powered solely by blood sorcery. The blood of the dragons has been transmuted to some sort of low-value metallic substance. If my knowledge of this transmutation spell serves me correctly, the Hellkite Dragons are currently suffering from lead poisoning, as well as blood loss. Hah. I wait for the dragons currently affected by my spell to slowly die, before averting my eyes. If I have managed to kill anything, spikes of Voidmetal pierce the ground, skewering the bodies to prevent any forms of resurrection or necromancy from occurring. Well, I cannot stop necromancers, in reality. I would have to burn the bodies, and that is not exactly something I can do at the moment, as the dragons are immune to fire. If at all possible, I take some dragon bone, for necromantic testing. I may as well.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:28
I peer into the depths of the portal for several more moments, before gripping onto the Hazel Wand tightly, and entering the portal, grabbing a gas mask from a nearby table as I do so. It would not do to suffocate due to an inadequate atmosphere. If I manage to survive the passage, I inspect my surroundings.
ORDER CHEST: A crystalline white chest that uses a combination of various powers to hold up to 500 items at once. It can also control the flow of auras from energized nodes.
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to all types of poisoning, but the blood loss does it! 2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
You pop out of the portal, entering a completely dark and blank plane of existence. The only source of light comes from the portal behind you, which is rendered as a blinding white light in this realm. You think you can see shapes slowly shuffling about in the darkness around you, but you can't tell.
I, being back in the elevator, take control of a turret and quickly look into the future with the Twinoracle to determine the best spot to fire. I fire a quick burst of rounds from the turret and am rewarded by the sound of a Swordsmith in whatever its equivalent of pain is.
+2 to Gutza.
12/50
12/50
9/50 (+2 from Erelye)
STAR TURRET: A small laser turret forged from the metal of starships. It retains the powers of the STAR Rifle.
Chair && Crystal Array && Thaumic Crystal && Bottled Cognitio = The Think Tank (Level 4: 1/5)
I alchemize Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar (1/???).
My gaze returns to the Hellkite Dragons once more. Once again, their deaths are inevitable. Whether it takes a week, or a thousand enquier is beyond my knowing. Technically speaking, I have the capacity to figure it out, with my plethora of divination instruments, and my ability to contact beings with the knowledge, but I will not. That seems like a waste of time, and the Omega Turret is a threat, as are the dragons. I draw a medium-length rod of ashwood from my inventory, and make a series of rather esoteric hand gestures that cannot fully be perceived. It is as if my movements were actually bending the fabric of reality around the wand, to slightly obfuscate the true nature of my spellcasting. All within a sizable distance can feel their minds being sifted through by some all-powerful, unknowable force, or perhaps entity. The mere presence of this being on this server would likely spell its doom. The server's doom, that is. Of course, the entity in question is many times larger than the server, a theoretically infinite land that is, in reality, a cubic planet. If I were to make a reasonable guess, I would say the Far Lands are some sort of rift in spacetime, if we follow the presumption that GodCraft is both a completely flat and theoretically infinite land, as well as a monolithic cube, floating in an infinite abyss until its eventual annihilation via whatever medium comes to the surface. The ashwood rod begins to shudder and emit copious amounts of heat as the tower grows colder and colder. A fell gust of wind blowing into the external surface of the tower denotes some fragmented presence. Suddenly, several Hellkite Dragons collapse onto the floor, having suffered some sort of destructive infiltration. And, by destructive infiltration, I mean that there are currently tentacles writhing about, having burst out of the dragons' chests, piercing through the armor with strange ease. The tentacles attempt to tear the afflicted dragons to shreds, or resorting to bludgeoning the dragons to death within their own armor, if this fails. In any case, the latter attack would deal more damage because the armor exists. Hah. I toss the ashwood rod into the air, and it spontaneously combusts, emitting waves of heat that can be felt from every corner of the room. Emerald green flames spill from the point upon which the wand exploded, radiating with the essence of death itself. I take several steps back, seeing whether or not necromantic damage has any effect on the dragons.
OCCULTIC AUTOMATOR: An odd table-like structure that has the powers of enchanting objects, transmuting objects into other equivalent items, and infusing objects.
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (Level 6: 1/7)
The Third God: 50/50 Complete! I'm storing this for later. (I got some plusses, and it spilled over, so I'm putting the rest into the Dicestaction)
The Oblivionator: 8/11
Movement Decad: 4/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra fires the Turret at the Swordsmiths and also rolls Two Thousand's Decad against them. Then, she recieves a message from Leela.
Have you started fixing the ship?
I'll start now.
She then alchemizes Diamondium & Anti-Shine Coating.
ANTI-SHINE COATING: A coating that, when applied to the surface of a material, removes its shinyness as long as the coating is not washed away.
6,000 damage to a Swordsmith!
You jump to the top and roll.
3-9-10-4-2-4-1-3-10-3
A blast of spirographic reality energy crackles out of the Decad and deals 10,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The other fights past and deals 5 damage to you!
Slightly miffed about the Godmodder stopping my ascension, I decide to conjure up several Brain Ghost Dirks, and they rip out all the Hellkite Dragons' souls, which I absorb along with another Cherry Big Bang Bomb in another futile attempt to ascend. Regardless of whether I fail, I've still absorbed their souls.
I notice that a "dicestaction" is being charged, and sue Gutza for doing a dicestaction, since I have a copyright filed for the Dicestaction, and as such I tell Gutza to cease and desist. I then toss the Dicestaction Octagonapus at the Hellkite Dragons to deal .jpeg damage to them.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 5/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-46, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
The Brain Ghost Dirks are all faked out of existence due to the Scratch.
My Action: I mind-control several hellkite dragons (there is nothing stopping me from mind controlling them) and order them to sit on the guns of the Omega Turrets, making the Omega Turrets useless because the dragons are invincible and are plugging the barrel. The other dragons cannot get rid of the mind-controlled dragons because all dragons are immune to dragon damage.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation holds up a sign telling the hellkite dragons about their automatic kill infohazard, causing all the dragons that read it to die.
EXOS Action: EXOS moves to gets its Sphere of Influence in range of a hellkite dragon, then plucks it off, tries to rip it apart with telekinesis, and failing that uses it as a meatshield to block attacks on the Perfect Sphere.
The Turrets blast 2 Hellkite Dragons apart with turret damage!
I forgot the number: Angering a god to the point of divine retribution will result in a lightning bolt.
I forgot the number-a: If the lightning bolt fails to kill, a Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray will be unleashed.
I forgot the number-b: If the Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray also fails, the god gives up.
"Well, this is gonna be fun."
I set one of the Hellkite Dragons' Angry God stats to 0.
"No Divine Retribution resistance, no Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray resistance, and no Angry God Status Modding resistance. TRIPLE RESISTANCE KILLED AGAIN."
Hellkite Dragons are immune to electricity, so the disintegration ray hits! Hellkite Dragon killed!
I once again grab a turret and open fire on the Swordsmiths, augmenting the bullets through a field of magic in front of the barrel generated by the Mage's Intelaugmentor.
My Action: I cause the magic used to enchant the dragons' armor to conflict with the technology in the armor's AI, causing the AI to crash and making the dragons more vulnerable. I then attack the weakened dragons with battle technique: terajump right on their faces.
SCP Foundation Action: A picture of SCP-096 is shown to a dragon, causing SCP-096 to charge that dragon and murder it. EXOS uses something to surround SCP-096 in darkness so no one else sees its face.
EXOS Entity Orders: EXOS focuses all modules on repairs, as it is in no position to contribute with the exception of the use of its weath ray and telekinesis.
Sheila is ultra-powerful and won't be stopped just by some magic being in her face!
I begin playing some calming music pertaining to a certain game that will be, or has been, released on the Virtual Console today. This music, seen below, whips the next person into a frenzy of semi-hype, allowing for a mini-crit.
Oblivion infects the Omega Turrets, CogWynd, and the Perfect Sphere with the X-Plague! The Chaos Shard kills a Hellkite Dragon, as previously stated.
Split uses Clockwork Reversal, holding the broken form of his blade in the air! Copious amounts of creation energy fly from the blade as the broken clock that rests in the middle of it starts to glow. Its hands try to spin futilely, but the various gears present throughout the blade spin wildly and start glowing white-hot, and as they do so, the clock's hands spin! Once they start, they keep building up speed until none of you can track its movements...
The Omega Turrets glow white-hot, and Split points the blade at them (its clock still spinning)! A surge of chronological energy is thrown at the Turrets, trapping them in an accelerated timefield! Days, weeks, months, and years go by until the Turrets are worn by age and are barely functional! Once Split releases his grip on them, the Turrets have taken 30,000 damage each!
Fry, Farnsworth, Bender, and Leela kill 4 Hellkite Dragons! Amy and Zoidberg deal 16,000 damage to an Omega Turret! The Perfect Sphere uses the Weath Ray, instantly killing 2 Hellkite Dragons and destroying a third's wings, killing it as well! It then uses telekinesis to kill another Hellkite Dragon! Lastly, the Perfect Sphere heals the Bridge for +8,000 HP! CogWynd deals 24,000 damage to two Omega Turrets! The Logic Cannon kills a Hellkite Dragon!
The Mob Platoon uses Herobrine's Wrath, energizing themselves with the power of Herobrine, Lord of Darkness, their eyes turning blinding white and their fists and weapons turning into pure oblivion! They rush at the Omega Turrets and deal 12,000 damage to one! The PVP Elites use Diamond Dance, their enchanted diamond armor and weaponry glowing with intense power! Their next attack will crit as a result!
The Enchanted Deck kills a Hellkite Dragon! Fayther applies a Violent memory to CogWynd! The Dragonfly deals 4,000 damage to an Omega Turret! The Futurama Gate summons 20 DOOP Attack Craft and 3 DOOP Destroyers! The Attack Crafts kill a Hellkite Dragon, and the Destroyers deal 4,000 damage to an Omega Turret and 6,000 damage to the rest!
The Hellkite Dragons deal 34,000 damage to CogWynd and the Mob Platoon! Check out their updated list of immunities below. The Omega Turrets lock on to the Perfect Sphere and destroy the Outer Shield and a Guardian Orb! Pentel comes down, empowered by another crit potion, and destroys two Guardian Orbs! Lastly, the Godmodder flips a switch at the top of the tower and thousands of dispensers emerge from the walls, firing antimatter missiles at the Perfect Sphere! All Peacekeepers, the remaining Guardian Orb and both Barriers are totaled, as are the Mob Platoon and Monstro! The Perfect Sphere loses a point of Energy!
All the Players deal 35,000 damage to the Swordsmith! Isaac uses Mega Bomb, dealing 20,000 damage to the Swordsmith! The Bearger deals 5,000 damage to the Swordsmith! The Swordsmith deals 5,000 damage to the Bearger and 1 damage to Isaac! He then knocks the Elevator Cable's stability down by 5%!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Think of attacks the Hellkite Dragons can't defend against!
> Team Excelsior: Attack the Omega Turrets!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Swordsmiths using either the Turrets or confront them yourselves!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20. Protected.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 19/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 98,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x47.)
Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
... Man Xcano's post was well-timed. /s
I sigh at my post being half-ignored, then get to work on summoning Chris-Chan so that I can ruthlessly murder him and steal his power.
Noting that the Hellkite Dragons are probably still weak to certain things, I take out a wand and deexist several of them.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 6/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-46, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I shamble into this server, wearing only rags, dazed, confused and humbled by the complexity of the battle going on between the factions of players and the godmodder.
In the middle of everything, I pull out a picture of my ex-girlfriend from my rags, hands trembling with terror and nervousness. With sudden determination, I whip out the photo and slam it in front of the godmodder's face. I yell: "Take that, godmodder! Take that! Fear her! Fear the wrath of her ugliness, her oblivion, greed and insensitivity! Let her face haunt you forever! Boo, godmodder! This is what you get for abusing admin powers!"
I stand there, trembling, doing no action except this.
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Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer = Void Till Death (4/4!)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (6/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (4/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Void Till Death. While it appears as if we're not getting out of this hellhole, I can certainly continue to construct this ship. I may as well. It is not as if I have anything else to do. This thing needs a navigation system, and precise storage/crafting. Is there any way I can make the control room within the actual ship, instead of within the hull?
I stare at the Hellkite Dragons. One would think creatures of such a caliber would have been used earlier on, to defeat us in a far more expedient fashion. Hah. I know about these things' past. Of course, I don't actually think there is any way we can lose. Regardless, I mutter an incantation, and the weight of their rather light armor is increased exponentially. In fact, it is increased to a point in which it weighs well over nine hundred thousand pounds. I continue to mutter the incantation to further increase the weight to a point in which even the dragons cannot lift. Whether this is nine hundred thousand pounds, or nine hundred tons, I cannot tell. But there will be a breaking point upon which the dragons will fall. Assuredly, the weight of their armor actually forces as many Hellkite Dragons as possible through the floor, to their eventual death. Any flying abilities a possessed by these dragons are disabled by sheer weight.
~
I wave my hand once more. A burst of inky-black flame around wherever Bill is keeping his version of the Hazel Wand denotes its augmentation.
The modification did not occur behind your back. I've been planning that for months. Anyhow, I intend to give this Journal back when I am done with it. I think we can agree when I say its previous owner needs it far more than I do. Besides, if I didn't give it back, I would be creating a paradox. Regarding the other journals, I think I've got it covered. Hah.
Ghostly images of two books similar to the one currently in my possession appear. They are emblazoned with the numbers two and one, instead of three, however. After several seconds, they disappear.
I'll be watching for you.
It has been a pleasure. Now, you've got places to go, unless I'm mistaken?
I wave farewell.
Act 3! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Drive: Doorrior (40/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.) (Generic'd x2)
Mythos (11/30) (Two become One)
Beloved Head (2/20) (Eh, more Isaac Aid. Probably the last charge dedicated to him, though.) (Ire'd)
Say, Twin, out of curiosity: Could I retrieve the charges I used on the cancelled Obligatory Transformation Move I never got to use and apply them here, or is that just not going to fly? I think it was about 30 charges (out of 50) for reference.
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Spaceship armor, not person armor.) (Level 9: 8/10).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 6/11).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 6/9)
Nails != (not equal) Bullets, and Enchida's Nails aren't lasers, so naturally the Hellkite Dragons have no resistance to Nails. Deciding to exploit this, I pull out Nailtimatum and ready the infinite ammo cache of Enchida's Nails. I take aim and fire at a Hellkite Dragon. Nothing happens, and the Hellkite dragon, though not damaged by it, is genuinely confused-the barrels are moving and everything, and the golden glow of Enchida's nails lies within the barrels quite clearly, so how is it not firing at him? The glow keeps getting bigger, though...And bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. Soon it's almost blinding to look at the spectacle of a full-auto Nailtimatum firing nothing at all. I should have bankrupted U2's Earth ninety-nime times at this point with how long I've been holding down the trigger on full auto-why is nothing being fired? Why? The answer is, simply put, all the nails that would have been fired at this point have instead merged into one another via the energies of Origin(/Creation) creating a XBOX HUEG Enchida's Nail that's so huge it's growing straight out of Nailtimatum's barrel. With that, using the Godmodding ability of having more than one account (infinite is a high-tier thing but multiples aren't), my newly-generated second Minecraft avatar (Latio_Nytro-this is not a summon, just a thing) takes hold of the trigger, the nail growing ever-larger, while I step on the part of the nail that is impudently jutting out of Nailtimatum's barrel. Finally, the nail fires, and I ride it like a boss right into the Hellkite Dragon, triggering massive Nail damage enough to kill it, and maybe others if that can happen.
I round up the Mob Platoon and PvP Elites, and ask them to use their long-overdue specials of awesome on the Omega Turrets to bring them down to size and distract them. We can't deal with those turrets for much longer. I politely ask Split if he could do likewise, as his weapon is SO awesome and I want to see him kick so much rear end with it.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use the power of the 1152th page on the dragons. What power you ask? Well, they've never been attacked with the power of this particular page.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Stakehouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock
Wilson's Shop: $162
Needed Dupes:
+2 to Wilson
Ubercharge Canteen AND Azure Essence 3/11
Bag of Holding AND Azure Essence 3/11
Void Essence AND Nanobots AND Azure Essence 3/11
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (7/7!)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (5/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine the Order Chest. Afterwards, I alchemize Crystal Ball && Demonic Flame (1/???), examining the Demonic Flame as I do so. Afterwards, I alchemize Empty Voidmetal-Plated Cockpit -c (~ATH Computer && Warded Sensus Jar) -c The Illumination (1/???). Navigation and detection are vital. Sensus essentia is essentially the aspect of sight, detection, and the senses, for future reference.
I proceed to glance at the Hellkite Dragons at a velocity denoting some form of spellcasting. It is a good thing magic encompasses nearly all tasks. I cannot really fight these dragons otherwise. Anyhow, I begin to mutter under my breath. This muttering is completely indecipherable, but is comprehensible, a far cry from what occurred last post. Hah. As I begin the muttering, the remaining Hellkite Dragons feel an odd sensation, to say the least.
On'kovr hgirgisgi'sgi's on'kovr chomh oblkelergi'sgi'on. L'ogigerongi gigishrgikhsgi'gi shgiddginksgi'gijhsgi'nngid rgige hsgi'sh on'kovr lsgi'rs, degrgidl'ogig l'ogigi'gi stgi'e.
I continue to stare at the dragons, muttering what appears to be the same consecutive phrase repeatedly, with occasional variations. While eye contact is not vital, it is also useful. Needless to say, breaking eye contact will not disable the spell. That would be completely and utterly idiotic. A fool's reprieve. The Hellkite Dragons begin to shudder. My muttering neither intensifies nor weakens. Nonetheless, some form of arcane effect, far removed from the field of psychics, or even psionics, for clarification, occurs. Suddenly, as many dragons as possible loose the use of their limbs, flopping to the floor. If the symptoms are any form of indicator, the dragons are currently suffering from some form of... blood loss. Hah. If it was not evident, I have quite the arsenal of spells powered solely by blood sorcery. The blood of the dragons has been transmuted to some sort of low-value metallic substance. If my knowledge of this transmutation spell serves me correctly, the Hellkite Dragons are currently suffering from lead poisoning, as well as blood loss. Hah. I wait for the dragons currently affected by my spell to slowly die, before averting my eyes. If I have managed to kill anything, spikes of Voidmetal pierce the ground, skewering the bodies to prevent any forms of resurrection or necromancy from occurring. Well, I cannot stop necromancers, in reality. I would have to burn the bodies, and that is not exactly something I can do at the moment, as the dragons are immune to fire. If at all possible, I take some dragon bone, for necromantic testing. I may as well.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:28
I peer into the depths of the portal for several more moments, before gripping onto the Hazel Wand tightly, and entering the portal, grabbing a gas mask from a nearby table as I do so. It would not do to suffocate due to an inadequate atmosphere. If I manage to survive the passage, I inspect my surroundings.
Turn 2/3
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 8/8 COMPLETE
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology = Crystalantholocore 4/7
I duplicate a STAR Turret.
Chair && Crystal Array && Thaumic Crystal && Bottled Cognitio = Mind-reading Pilot’s Chair 1/?
(Cognitio is the aspect of mind and thought.)
I, being back in the elevator, take control of a turret and quickly look into the future with the Twinoracle to determine the best spot to fire. I fire a quick burst of rounds from the turret and am rewarded by the sound of a Swordsmith in whatever its equivalent of pain is.
+2 to Gutza.
12/50
12/50
9/50 (+2 from Erelye)
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sizer (6/?)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = AK-1889 (4/?)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (4/?)
Action
I heal myself with the White Glove, then drink a Potion of Panacea II.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Crystal Ball && Demonic Flame (2/???)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (6/6!)
Empty Voidmetal-Plated Cockpit -c (~ATH Computer && Warded Sensus Jar) -c The Illumination (2/???)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine the Occultic Automater.
I alchemize Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar (1/???).
My gaze returns to the Hellkite Dragons once more. Once again, their deaths are inevitable. Whether it takes a week, or a thousand enquier is beyond my knowing. Technically speaking, I have the capacity to figure it out, with my plethora of divination instruments, and my ability to contact beings with the knowledge, but I will not. That seems like a waste of time, and the Omega Turret is a threat, as are the dragons. I draw a medium-length rod of ashwood from my inventory, and make a series of rather esoteric hand gestures that cannot fully be perceived. It is as if my movements were actually bending the fabric of reality around the wand, to slightly obfuscate the true nature of my spellcasting. All within a sizable distance can feel their minds being sifted through by some all-powerful, unknowable force, or perhaps entity. The mere presence of this being on this server would likely spell its doom. The server's doom, that is. Of course, the entity in question is many times larger than the server, a theoretically infinite land that is, in reality, a cubic planet. If I were to make a reasonable guess, I would say the Far Lands are some sort of rift in spacetime, if we follow the presumption that GodCraft is both a completely flat and theoretically infinite land, as well as a monolithic cube, floating in an infinite abyss until its eventual annihilation via whatever medium comes to the surface. The ashwood rod begins to shudder and emit copious amounts of heat as the tower grows colder and colder. A fell gust of wind blowing into the external surface of the tower denotes some fragmented presence. Suddenly, several Hellkite Dragons collapse onto the floor, having suffered some sort of destructive infiltration. And, by destructive infiltration, I mean that there are currently tentacles writhing about, having burst out of the dragons' chests, piercing through the armor with strange ease. The tentacles attempt to tear the afflicted dragons to shreds, or resorting to bludgeoning the dragons to death within their own armor, if this fails. In any case, the latter attack would deal more damage because the armor exists. Hah. I toss the ashwood rod into the air, and it spontaneously combusts, emitting waves of heat that can be felt from every corner of the room. Emerald green flames spill from the point upon which the wand exploded, radiating with the essence of death itself. I take several steps back, seeing whether or not necromantic damage has any effect on the dragons.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 9/30
The Dicestaction: 28/30
The Third God: 50/50 Complete! I'm storing this for later. (I got some plusses, and it spilled over, so I'm putting the rest into the Dicestaction)
The Oblivionator: 8/11
Movement Decad: 4/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra fires the Turret at the Swordsmiths and also rolls Two Thousand's Decad against them. Then, she recieves a message from Leela.
Have you started fixing the ship?
I'll start now.
She then alchemizes Diamondium & Anti-Shine Coating.
ANTI-SHINE COATING: A coating that, when applied to the surface of a material, removes its shinyness as long as the coating is not washed away.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Slightly miffed about the Godmodder stopping my ascension, I decide to conjure up several Brain Ghost Dirks, and they rip out all the Hellkite Dragons' souls, which I absorb along with another Cherry Big Bang Bomb in another futile attempt to ascend. Regardless of whether I fail, I've still absorbed their souls.
I notice that a "dicestaction" is being charged, and sue Gutza for doing a dicestaction, since I have a copyright filed for the Dicestaction, and as such I tell Gutza to cease and desist. I then toss the Dicestaction Octagonapus at the Hellkite Dragons to deal .jpeg damage to them.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 28/50
Even More Runic Shielding 2/50
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 1/10
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 7/11 (Planck's Decad)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 5/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-46, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
42/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I mind-control several hellkite dragons (there is nothing stopping me from mind controlling them) and order them to sit on the guns of the Omega Turrets, making the Omega Turrets useless because the dragons are invincible and are plugging the barrel. The other dragons cannot get rid of the mind-controlled dragons because all dragons are immune to dragon damage.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation holds up a sign telling the hellkite dragons about their automatic kill infohazard, causing all the dragons that read it to die.
EXOS Action: EXOS moves to gets its Sphere of Influence in range of a hellkite dragon, then plucks it off, tries to rip it apart with telekinesis, and failing that uses it as a meatshield to block attacks on the Perfect Sphere.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 41/50
A.B.E.: 5/50
Kid Radd charges.
THINGS TO KNOW IN NETSCAPE:
I forgot the number: Angering a god to the point of divine retribution will result in a lightning bolt.
I forgot the number-a: If the lightning bolt fails to kill, a Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray will be unleashed.
I forgot the number-b: If the Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray also fails, the god gives up.
"Well, this is gonna be fun."
I set one of the Hellkite Dragons' Angry God stats to 0.
"No Divine Retribution resistance, no Wide-Angle Disintegration Ray resistance, and no Angry God Status Modding resistance. TRIPLE RESISTANCE KILLED AGAIN."
I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to create dinosaurs to attack OBLIVION!
I throw stones at some Dragons.
WELL... THIS ISN'T GOING WELL.... THE PAIN OF THE PLAGUE... I CHANNEL THE PAIN TO HURT SOME TURRETS!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Turn 3/3
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology = Crystalantholocore 5/7
I duplicate a STAR Turret.
Chair && Crystal Array && Thaumic Crystal && Bottled Cognitio = Mind-reading Pilot’s Chair /?
+2 to Gutza.
13/50
13/50
11/50 (+1'd by Erelye)
I once again grab a turret and open fire on the Swordsmiths, augmenting the bullets through a field of magic in front of the barrel generated by the Mage's Intelaugmentor.
[POSSIBLY GLITCHED ALL TO HECK]
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I join team Excavate. Assumin I can perform another action, I myself in the way of the next attack against the Cable.
He scream
=TURN THREE=
=CHARGE=
-35 / 50- Spin2Win
-23 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I man one of the turrets and begin blasting the Swordsmiths, augmenting the attacks using THE CHAIRSLAYER.
I then: Armistyx AND The Democratic Upheaval
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
43/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I cause the magic used to enchant the dragons' armor to conflict with the technology in the armor's AI, causing the AI to crash and making the dragons more vulnerable. I then attack the weakened dragons with battle technique: terajump right on their faces.
SCP Foundation Action: A picture of SCP-096 is shown to a dragon, causing SCP-096 to charge that dragon and murder it. EXOS uses something to surround SCP-096 in darkness so no one else sees its face.
EXOS Entity Orders: EXOS focuses all modules on repairs, as it is in no position to contribute with the exception of the use of its weath ray and telekinesis.
I begin playing some calming music pertaining to a certain game that will be, or has been, released on the Virtual Console today. This music, seen below, whips the next person into a frenzy of semi-hype, allowing for a mini-crit.
He scream
Eric's color is #cc6600. At the very least, make it be this shade of brown; it's readable.
No matter what system of private messaging is used, the Godmodder can hack into it. He's taken several classes.
...If Eric's not evacuating any Minecraft avatars why is he sending people messages saying that he can evacuate them. Or am I reading this completely wrong.
Hellkite Dragon killed!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
Ruined Storage Room && Fabrico Essentia = Storage Room (Level 5)
Storage Room && Hammer Space Pocket = Hammerstorage Room (Level 10)
You temporarily augment the Turret and turn it into an Antimatter Turret! 9,000 damage to a Swordsman!
Sheila (the A.I. inside all Hellkite Dragons' armor) makes sure that the armor's weight remains constant, so the crushing damage fails! The goanna67 damage fails too, since just because their name is goanna67 doesn't mean they are goanna67; all Turrets are programmed to attack the person, not the name! However, one Hellkite Dragon is killed due to the Abominatimatum!
It was already opened!
You, CobaltShade, and crystalcat gain Runic Shielding! No other players can gain Runic Shielding!
6,000 damage to Oblivion!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
10,000 damage to the Perfect Sphere's Bridge!
2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
Nether Portals spontaneously appear in place of the actual portals and are then removed from existence. Since the Nether Portals occupied the space the portals did, the portals are gone.
Sheila does not respond.
Whoops, sorry about that. You join Team Excelsior!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
10,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The Swordsmith notices you and slices clean through your barriers, destroying them!
You swap positions with the drone and descend down into the pit, which opens up into a formless red void filled with writhing tentacle-like appendanges. Eldritch creatures swim every which way, darting in and out of sight, and the air is filled with volatile chemicals that seem to be slowly eating away at your shadow's form! Things with multiple heads float up to you and disappear... And then, the entire place slows down and turns monochrome, making you realize you must be trapped in another memory.
A flash of light, and the body of Doc Scratch appears in front of you. Another flash of light, and Kirby appears beside him! Scratch teleports away, leaving Kirby to wander... You realize this must be the creation of One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul, who was guided to a far-off sector of the Void called the Nest by a man of "red and white". Kirby looks around as several eldritch abominations encircle him... Kirby, feeling threatened by their advances, sucks all of them up and gulps them down!
An insane transmogrification takes place that culminates in an array of white light, throwing you back up the pit and onto the cave floor! The pit is flooded with the white light, which spews out like a geyser...
The Hellkite Dragons are now immune to meta damage, so the attack fails!
The portals are disposed of in a similar manner to the rest.
+1 Creativity and Nutrition!
Hellkite Dragon killed! (By the first attack.)
THE HOSPITABLE VOID: A modified version of The Knowledge Corps that has built-in living quarters perfect for anyone residing on the ship.
The potion works as intended; you deal a critted 20,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The Swordsmith you didn't target, however, slices you and deals 5 damage before you jump back down!
Critted 6,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The Swordsmith slices your inferior pointy attacks and deals 5 damage in retaliation!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
Imagination stat?
Shrug.
...The Glitchers?
9,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The Swordsmith quickly recovers and slices through your cannonballs, ultimately slicing you and dealing 5 damage!
COSMIC FEDORA: A jet-black fedora inlaid with fabric that shimmers like the stars. During the day, the fedora shines radiantly and is imbued with the essence of the sun. During the night, the fedora lets off a dull glow and is imbued with the essence of the moon.
PANACEA STAFF: A red staff with a flaming orb at its tip. The flames do not burn others, giving off a profound aura of healing. The staff has a mastery over healing-based magic, making it useful in combat to heal others.
The Motion Picture && Sniper Rifle && Pit Spikes = The Silent Film (Level 7: 1/8)
I have no clue what you're even trying to do anymore...
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAOS STRIKE - ABSOLUTION
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to darkness and explosion damage!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
Any attack involving food will heal the Hellkite Dragons, so they're unaffected!
4,000 damage to an Omega Turret!
Oh, they're not immune to the damage. But since they have such obscenely high HP, they can attack as many troops as they want and get away with it!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
The Godmodder views the scene you make with Techpiece humorously.
You are protected from all attack for two turns! +6 HP!
+4 HP!
Nothing chemical-based can harm the Hellkite Dragons!
17,000 damage to an Omega Turret!
6,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The water deals an additional 4,000 damage due to rust!
Storage Room && Hammer Space Pocket = Hammerstorage Room (Level 10: 1/11)
Anglerknife && Keldeo Hair && Judge's Scales = Kelpie's Blade (Level 7: 1/8)
> PaperShuriken: COMBAT OPERANDI => HAIL HYDRA
You expend 6 Hog Slop and 2 Weasel Snot.
You equip the Hydrahands, their trifecta of elemental energy glowing with power. You then jump to the top of the elevator and have an intense staredown with the Swordsmiths, your Hydrahands suddenly activating. An electrical pulse surges through the gloves and fires the Swordsmith! Then, the gloves' blades activate and spin like buzzsaws and cleave straight through large segments of the Swordsmith! Finally, you create a brutal whirlpool using water and wind that sucks up the Swordsmith and spits it out! It barely manages to grab on to the ledge, taking 30,000 damage! TheSwordsmith then strikes back, dealing a critted 10 damage in retaliation!
Volcanic Turretgloves && Cresecentcrackers && Sol's Hands && Frostbiters = Celestial Skullcrackers (Level 9: 1/10)
Crystal Birdsuit && Turrets && Spiky Shoulder Pads = Weaponized Birdsuit (Level 7: 1/8)
You join Team Excavate! The attack would have worked, but...
Hellkite Dragon killed!
It's a pyramid-like structure forged mainly from quartz and stained clay, with two gateways: one leads to the Tower and the other outside of the temple. A vast congregation of players has gathered here; it looks like nearly the entire population of the server is here. Perhaps they've all gathered here to watch the Descendants?
2,000 damage to Oblivion!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
10,000 damage to CogWynd!
2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
...5 damage to The_Serpent!
One of them? Who are they?
I have no clue what in the world a Neo Godmodder is.
How did you alchemize these?
On what?
+3,000 HP to Fayther!
Read this.
2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
The Tower is roughly two thousand blocks high and several hundred blocks wide. I don't know how large the Hellkite Dragons are.
DESTRUCTION'S TALONS: A set of bird talons that are seemingly forged from ash and gunpowder. An aura of pure destruction surrounds the talons, and they occasionally glow white-hot. They are insanely hot to the touch.
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to antimatter!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
Your pulchritude stat, however high it may be, is not high enough to commune with Sheila!
VOID TILL DEATH: A modified version of Void or Live with a built-in storage room dictated by a computer that runs on ~ATH.
Sheila makes sure that the armor's weight remains constant!
ALR1GHT THEN! 1 APPREC1ATE Y0UR SERV1CE! 1'D BEST BE 0FF, BUT 1'D L1KE T0 DEL1VER A MESSAGE T0 Y0U BEF0RE 1 LEAVE! KN0W TH1S: A DARKNESS APPR0ACHES... A DAY W1LL C0ME WHEN THE M00N W1LL FALL, AND W1TH 1T, THE W0RLD! THE LAST DAYS ARE C0M1NG, AND H1ST0RY 1SN'T WR1TTEN BY THE L0SERS! WHEN TH1S 1S 0VER AND 1 RETURN (AND 1 W1LL RETURN), Y0U'D BETTER BE SURE Y0U'RE 0N THE R1GHT S1DE!
0KAY, T1ME T0 LEAVE TH1S PLACE AND HEAD T0 A RATHER LARGE SUMM0N1NG ENERGY 1'VE FELT F0R A WH1LE N0W! REMEMBER: THE G0VERNMENTS 0F THE W0RLD ARE A RESULT 0F AN EV0LUT10NAL M1STAKE WHERE HUMANS EV0LVED FR0M L1ZARDS 1NSTEAD 0F APES, RESULT1NG 1N HYPER1NTELL1GENT L1ZARD PE0PLE THAT D1CTATE THE W0RLD'S ACT10NS AND C0NTR0L Y0UR TH0UGHTS 0KAY BYE!
Bill's form fades to black, his appendages, hat, and eye are swallowed up by his main triangle, and he shoots back into the sky, leaving a trail of red and blue fire in his wake as you wave goodbye.
Go ahead. As long as you use it!
2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
Everyone will obey your command.
Hellkite Dragon killed!
ORDER CHEST: A crystalline white chest that uses a combination of various powers to hold up to 500 items at once. It can also control the flow of auras from energized nodes.
Crystal Ball && Demonic Flame = The Tumor (Level 413: 1/414)
Empty Voidmetal-Plated Cockpit -c •HOLE Computer -c The Illumination = Voidmetal Illuminater (1/4)
The Hellkite Dragons are immune to all types of poisoning, but the blood loss does it! 2 Hellkite Dragons killed!
You pop out of the portal, entering a completely dark and blank plane of existence. The only source of light comes from the portal behind you, which is rendered as a blinding white light in this realm. You think you can see shapes slowly shuffling about in the darkness around you, but you can't tell.
STAR TURRET: A small laser turret forged from the metal of starships. It retains the powers of the STAR Rifle.
Chair && Crystal Array && Thaumic Crystal && Bottled Cognitio = The Think Tank (Level 4: 1/5)
Swordsmith killed!
+6 HP!
OCCULTIC AUTOMATOR: An odd table-like structure that has the powers of enchanting objects, transmuting objects into other equivalent items, and infusing objects.
Arcane Bore && Corotite Plating && Concentrated Destruction && Warded Cognitio Jar = The Boring Mind (Level 6: 1/7)
3 Hellkite Dragons killed!
6,000 damage to a Swordsmith!
You jump to the top and roll.
3-9-10-4-2-4-1-3-10-3
A blast of spirographic reality energy crackles out of the Decad and deals 10,000 damage to a Swordsmith! The other fights past and deals 5 damage to you!
Diamondium && Anti-Shine Coating = Dull Diamondium (Level 2: 1/3)
The Brain Ghost Dirks are all faked out of existence due to the Scratch.
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9: 1/10)
The Turrets blast 2 Hellkite Dragons apart with turret damage!
Hellkite Dragons are immune to electricity, so the disintegration ray hits! Hellkite Dragon killed!
4,000 damage to Oblivion!
Hellkite Dragon killed!
10,000 damage to an Omega Turret!
8,000 damage to a Swordsmith!
You join Team Excavate! I'm assuming you're heading to the top of the elevator, so the Swordsmiths deal 5 damage to you!
9,000 damage to a Swordsmith!
Armistyx && The Democratic Upheaval = Posthumous Revolution (Level 13: 1/14)
Sheila is ultra-powerful and won't be stopped just by some magic being in her face!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
Hellkite Dragon killed!
Oblivion infects the Omega Turrets, CogWynd, and the Perfect Sphere with the X-Plague! The Chaos Shard kills a Hellkite Dragon, as previously stated.
Split uses Clockwork Reversal, holding the broken form of his blade in the air! Copious amounts of creation energy fly from the blade as the broken clock that rests in the middle of it starts to glow. Its hands try to spin futilely, but the various gears present throughout the blade spin wildly and start glowing white-hot, and as they do so, the clock's hands spin! Once they start, they keep building up speed until none of you can track its movements...
The Omega Turrets glow white-hot, and Split points the blade at them (its clock still spinning)! A surge of chronological energy is thrown at the Turrets, trapping them in an accelerated timefield! Days, weeks, months, and years go by until the Turrets are worn by age and are barely functional! Once Split releases his grip on them, the Turrets have taken 30,000 damage each!
Fry, Farnsworth, Bender, and Leela kill 4 Hellkite Dragons! Amy and Zoidberg deal 16,000 damage to an Omega Turret! The Perfect Sphere uses the Weath Ray, instantly killing 2 Hellkite Dragons and destroying a third's wings, killing it as well! It then uses telekinesis to kill another Hellkite Dragon! Lastly, the Perfect Sphere heals the Bridge for +8,000 HP! CogWynd deals 24,000 damage to two Omega Turrets! The Logic Cannon kills a Hellkite Dragon!
The Mob Platoon uses Herobrine's Wrath, energizing themselves with the power of Herobrine, Lord of Darkness, their eyes turning blinding white and their fists and weapons turning into pure oblivion! They rush at the Omega Turrets and deal 12,000 damage to one! The PVP Elites use Diamond Dance, their enchanted diamond armor and weaponry glowing with intense power! Their next attack will crit as a result!
The Enchanted Deck kills a Hellkite Dragon! Fayther applies a Violent memory to CogWynd! The Dragonfly deals 4,000 damage to an Omega Turret! The Futurama Gate summons 20 DOOP Attack Craft and 3 DOOP Destroyers! The Attack Crafts kill a Hellkite Dragon, and the Destroyers deal 4,000 damage to an Omega Turret and 6,000 damage to the rest!
The Hellkite Dragons deal 34,000 damage to CogWynd and the Mob Platoon! Check out their updated list of immunities below. The Omega Turrets lock on to the Perfect Sphere and destroy the Outer Shield and a Guardian Orb! Pentel comes down, empowered by another crit potion, and destroys two Guardian Orbs! Lastly, the Godmodder flips a switch at the top of the tower and thousands of dispensers emerge from the walls, firing antimatter missiles at the Perfect Sphere! All Peacekeepers, the remaining Guardian Orb and both Barriers are totaled, as are the Mob Platoon and Monstro! The Perfect Sphere loses a point of Energy!
All the Players deal 35,000 damage to the Swordsmith! Isaac uses Mega Bomb, dealing 20,000 damage to the Swordsmith! The Bearger deals 5,000 damage to the Swordsmith! The Swordsmith deals 5,000 damage to the Bearger and 1 damage to Isaac! He then knocks the Elevator Cable's stability down by 5%!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Think of attacks the Hellkite Dragons can't defend against!
> Team Excelsior: Attack the Omega Turrets!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Swordsmiths using either the Turrets or confront them yourselves!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
> All: Join a Team if you haven't already!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 7,379,500/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
Ground Floor:
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20. Protected.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 19/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 98,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Oblivion: [???] HP: 139,000/400,000. X-Plague: IIIII
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.
Zombie Pigmen: [N] Leave in two turns. X-Plague: IIIII
Split: [N] HP: 207,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,120.)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x743.) Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x47.)
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 4. Inner Barrier: 060,500/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/60,500/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/60,500/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. X-Plague: IIIII
Perfect Sphere Modules: [AG] Bridge: 0/50,000 HP. I AF Hangar: 38,000/100,000 HP. I Aureus Spawner: 50,000/50,000 HP. Squares: 1/1 HP. (x5,000.) I Lightning Modules: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Weath Ray: 75,000/75,000 HP. III
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 130,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 90%. In Overclocked mode. Winding down. Next attack tripled. X-Plague: IIIII
Logic Cannon: [AG] HP: 178,000/200,000. Uses logical inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
PvP Elites: [AG] HP: 144,500/150,000. Diamond Dance: III
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RAD
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 22/30. Creativity: 18/50. Nutrition: 8/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 193,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x2, Happy.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x47.)
Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. DOOP Attack Craft: 500/500 HP. (x120.) DOOP Destroyer: 15,000/15,000 HP. (x3.)
Pentel: [PG] Leaves in one round.
Hellkite Dragons: [PG] HP: 999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999. (x135.) Current list of immunities.
Omega Turrets: [PG] HP: 60,000/150,000. (x1.) 90,000/150,000. (x2.) X-Plague: IIIII
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 95% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.)
Isaac: [AG] HP: 22/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
Bearger: [AG] HP: 65,000/80,000. Earthquake: III
Swordsmith: [PG] HP: 12,000/100,000.
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 68.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III IN USE (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
13 Weasel Snot
... Man Xcano's post was well-timed. /s
I sigh at my post being half-ignored, then get to work on summoning Chris-Chan so that I can ruthlessly murder him and steal his power.
Noting that the Hellkite Dragons are probably still weak to certain things, I take out a wand and deexist several of them.
+2 Modpack, 4 to go
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 28/50
Even More Runic ShieldingChris-Chan 3/50Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 2/10
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 8/11 (Planck's Decad)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 6/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
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I shamble into this server, wearing only rags, dazed, confused and humbled by the complexity of the battle going on between the factions of players and the godmodder.
In the middle of everything, I pull out a picture of my ex-girlfriend from my rags, hands trembling with terror and nervousness. With sudden determination, I whip out the photo and slam it in front of the godmodder's face. I yell: "Take that, godmodder! Take that! Fear her! Fear the wrath of her ugliness, her oblivion, greed and insensitivity! Let her face haunt you forever! Boo, godmodder! This is what you get for abusing admin powers!"
I stand there, trembling, doing no action except this.
Open hearts feel about it.
Open minds think about it.
Everyone read about it.
Everyone scream about it everyone.