I go to the Godmodder and start talking " umm Godmodder, you might want to help us destroy Binary , and don't you dare summon glitches! I mean, we all collectively measure up to the power of you, and who knows what these people will pull. So recognize THIS!! IF YOU DON"T WERE ALL DOOMED!!'
I start welding PLOT ARMOR, ( Twin, can I do a 100 post charge) And the TOME OF SUES, the TOME OF PLOT, THE TOME OF GODMODDING, the TOME OF TEH INTERNETS, and the TROPERS TOME. or the 5 tome pack( 60 post charge ?)
5 Tome pack 1/ 60?
Go ahead, but I doubt it can be finished before the games over!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
FINE, YOU TYRANT. Lousy God-Emperor *discontented grumbling* AND THAT'S A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE GOAL TO WANT PINARY ISN'T EVEN OPPOSED TO US.
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 18/50
More Runic Shielding 40/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 7/11
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 2/11
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 10/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-42, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
You don't even know what Probect Pinary's true alliances are. And I don't think you want to.
I go up to the godmodder and give him a dollar of death! The dollar has toxic fumes and nano bots that will explode with the force of an atomic bomb( don't ask. The laws of physics in this game have been ruptured way before this, go with it.) The godmodder will be destroyed the second he even acknowledges this at all, including not responding because of this post. At the very least, it will hurt some PG entities around him. I'm not going anywhere near the godmodder, I have clones. The one that is delivering the death dollar has various guns and explosives in it, as well as having a kernelsprite with another, higher quality clone and more weapons prototyped to it inside the clone.
oh and Twinbuilder, here are some alchemies I want to do BFG +BFS+ Reality(warping) glove essence of - UNDEFINED+
The Godmodder has a gas mask on to protect himself from the fumes, and he manages to quickly construct a nuclear fallout bunker for himself! The dollar deals 6,000 damage to Epona II!
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (9/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (9/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (9/11)
Action
I pull out all my weapons. Epona II immediately dies of shock as it thinks I am going to do an all-in on it. I then switch to Mental Element and transmute all the hydrogen in Epona II's body to carbon. Epona II dies of body chemistry failure.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I heal myself with healing blues
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $148
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 7/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 7/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 7/11
+2 to wilson
-Battlefield-
...as far as I can tell, I'm not dead, and never have been...
-Earth, Democratic People's Republic of Korea-
The Supreme Leader of the DPRK, Marshal Kim Jong-un, looks out his balcony, at the smiling masses of his Korean (not North Koreans, for there are no others) subjects. It had been months since he sensed Binary's presence spreading across his grandfather's domain. Luckily, Juche teachings counteracted the propaganda, but still, Kim was not a happy camper. A young and relatively weak deity such as himself could not compete with this latest creation of the Great Enemy, the so called United States of America, and her allies. If only his grandfather was still alive, he would crush this enemy with his absolute power in the Heavens and the Earth. Kim distracted himself by scarfing down an entire hot dog.
Twin? I have the PERSONIFICATION OF THE BROKEN DISC right here, he can create his own weapons.
I open the Bedrock Chest. I then stab a PG that is not Epona II, and not invulnerable, with the Elevenfold Fracture (the sword).
/I go up a Meta Level and slice/chop/cleave the 1/12 in half/two/twain, leaving the Elevenfold Shattergun to be 1/1. It is complete/finished/done, and I shoot/fire at/fire upon a PG that isn't Epona II with it./
I never said you couldn't create items. But you're attempting to create items that literally cannot be created.
The Bedrock Chest contains an Extra-Large Homing Beacon as well as a supply of Golden Apples.
Yet another nullpost: I think you mixed up the Outer Shield and Outer Barrier. The Outer Shield is like that annoying deflector shield that wont go away: it can be overwhelmed with enough firepower, but it will soon be back up and running. It also protects all the modules. The Outer Barrier is a hardened shield protecting the Perfect Sphere itself (or more specifically the device keeping the Perfect Sphere contained so its energy can actually be used). Thus, the Outer Shield cannot be removed unless the Perfect Sphere is destroyed. I thought I said that it regenerates at the end of each round, maybe you missed that?
BTW: Is the godmodder stalling by abusing the loophole that he cant be killed if he never initiates the next trial, or are we going to see another trial?
/null
Oh, okay. Got it.
You will definitely be seeing another Trial. The reason I needed to delay it was because finishing up that storypost was incredibly important TO this Trial, and needed to be done first.
Turn 1/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 7/7. Complete!
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 4/4 Complete!
Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 4/4 Complete!
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 1/4
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 1/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 1/?
I shift the Sacred Item meter a bit up... by creating new ones out of thin air and adding them to the inventory. No more fourth-wall-breaking - yet.
I also heal myself using the Cure Staff... by whacking myself with it a few times. Hard. A scream escapes my lips of, "Oh chlorophyll, the pain!" before the healing power of this counterproductive weapon goes into effect. And boy, does it.
To answer your question, Build, some of us feel like making travel aids. Others have received information from a source which will go unnamed that we might have need of such ways to travel soon. Well, all we got was a single word, but it had enough to push us towards this. And personally, I want a base of operations of some kind, and a ship is perfect for that. But who knows? I might have been instructed to do this.
+2 to Erelye.
4/50
4/50
STAR RIFLE: A rifle forged from durable metal found on starships. Powered by interstellar reach, the weapon can fire explosions of telekinetic energy that heavily damage opponents. Its shots can also be focused into a small burst to be more precise.
THAUMIC STORAGE UNIT: A cubic crystal that will store large amounts of thaumic energy inside of itself which can be retrieved for later use.
THE GUARD CORPS: A modified version of The Guarded Mover that has a built-in Ea Core, providing a large amount of thaumic energy to the ship that can be turned into electrical energy, mechanical energy, kinetic energy, or more.
The Guard Corps -c Thaumonomitron = The Knowledge Corps (1/4)
Star Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret (Level 7: 1/8)
Aura Core && Orb of Healing = Core of Healing (Level 4: 1/5)
DONE Potion of Antihope && Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Antihope 2/2
DONE Garnet && Amethyst &7 Pearl && Rose Quartz = Fuchsite 5/5
NEW Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
X-PLAGUE 30/30
The X-PLAGUE is released now. It saps the health of any entity it comes in contact with, like this;
The moment it gets the plague, the entity begins to lose health. At first, it loses it slowly, but as the entity lives it deals more damage per turn, until five turns where it deals one final hit and then leaves from the entity. If the entity dies before the 5th turn, 3 random entities are affected by the plague. Any entity the infected entity attacks has a 75% chance of getting infected, and an attacking entity has a 50% chance of getting affected. The only way to kill the plague is for Players to kill the entities before they die of plague, but players can catch it with a 10% chance per attack (either way, attacking or getting attacked), or for the entities to not die, so the plague can't spread. (NERF IF NEEDED)
FUCHSITE: An odd type of crystal that combines the red colors of garnet, pink colors of pearl and rose quartz, and the purple colors of amethyst into a jagged fuchsia-colored mineral. It flickers with a dark power.
I celebrate that I have my RED TEXT BACK! The celebration ends with a KAMIKAZI CHARGE at the PG'S!
I get a bunch of bees and release them to attack all entities in sight!
In the distance, thousands of blocks away, a rip in the sky occurs. The rip emanates darkness, killing all life around it. Suddenly, it spits out a creature, then seals itself up.
The creature is very familiar, a player with purple eyes, with a trail of black leading upward to a massive creature. The Glitch damaged it, however, the player has scars all over it, and the creature has lost some darkness. But they're alive. The creature teleports to the battlefield, and says 2 words. 2 words are all it needs, since it's extremely loud in chat.
I'/\/\ |}ACK!
... Oh no.
OBLIVION
Hp: (You decide Twin!)
Atk: Strong
Abilities: Can convert enemies to [???], making their attack twice as strong, but halving their HP. Can attack through my posts.
(THE FINALE! This will end my story once he's dead!)
So, uh, is Oblivion hostile to everybody? 'Cause if so, I already intend the culmination of my story, or at least the DTG2 section of it, to be one big attack, and Oblivion looks like a good target. Might not be, but certainly worth thinking about.
I forcibly teleport the nearest several PG entities into a circle around me. "Y'know, I've always found the concept of 360 noscoping kinda stupid, but just for today, I think I'll use my own version." All of my six mechadendritic arms deploy, each one holding one of my heavy alchemized weapons, and begin spinning the weapons 360 degrees while firing on the ludicrously fast full-auto that all of my weapons have, every round precisely targeted without use of a scope for a head-or-head-equivalent.
Reaction Beyond 2/11
Stuffs charge!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I was exploring at random, and then I encountered a couple of souls standing around, and then the editor went FUBAR and a bunch of Psi-Scratch related things happened.
10,000 damage to Epona II!
Oh, right. You're at the edge of a ravine. You see several souls near the edge.
You know, there wasn't actually anything in the popcorn, besides traces of butter. I may be... who I am... I suppose... but I am not the type of person to attempt to poison a physical god protected by narrative causality. Or, at the very least, I don't think I am.
In a moment of (likely poor) decision-making, I whip out the Writhing Stick. The only real entity available for assault is Epona II, I'm afraid. Despite its contribution to the AG-s, it is going to have to die, preferably in a disastrous and/or ostentatious fashion. In all honesty, I'd rather it be the former. Ostentatiousness isn't intentional, in this case. It will come with the destruction. The black cracks dripping some sort of fluid energy upon the wand seem to throb with heretofore unseen potency. I channel the dark energies within the Writhing Stick carefully. I'd prefer not to be annihilated by agonized souls, or their corruption. It would not do to be slain in such a manner, nor to be dragged down into the depths of Limbo (I assure you, if this occurs, I shall resist violently). I wave the Writhing Stick in the direction of Epona II. A slow whistling of the wind passes over the Battlefield, chilling all within. I twitch the Stick once more. Suddenly, several dozen dark shapes appear around Epona II. They retain some semblance of manifestation in a recognizable form, taking the visage of individual humans, or perhaps some other humanoid creature. The word 'humanoid' is extremely odd, when compared to the myriad of other bipedal, two-armed races in existence, but, I digress. The shapes begin to circle Epona II, exuding gaseous shadows as they do so. Traces of Gaseous Tenebrae seem to be within these clouds of vapor. Certainly interesting. The screaming of these dozens of nearly-living creatures seems to gnaw at the very corners of the minds of all nearby, inclusive of Epona II. Due to the proximity and targeting of Epona II to the souls, the metaphorical gnawing is more of an incessant firing of pain throughout the entirety of Epona II's brain, or whatever constitutes as a centralized nervous system in it. The souls twist and turn, before bowing to my will inevitably, as their summoner. I direct the souls into Epona II mercilessly. Instantaneously, the dozens of agonized souls surge into Epona II, writhing and pulsating with utter suffering. I carefully time the moments the souls inhabit the body of Epona II. It will not do to get the timing wrong, considering the aftereffects. Permanent possession will serve to detriment everybody. Suddenly, I wave the Writhing Stick. A warped, congealed, mildly fluid-like black liquid drips out of Epona II's every orifice. The stuff pools upon the ground. This is quite a bit better than floating out in the Void, I assure you. A spiderweb of black cracks appears on Epona II's surface, sucking in the light around it. Its general mental state diminishes, along with a shift to the pallor of the creature's skin, if it has any. It seems to be shuddering slightly. I lower the Writhing Stick. Hah. It appears to be suffering from some sort of demonic withdrawal, after experiencing possession. Epona II seems to be desiring the most readily-available source of demonic energies in the region. Demonic blood. If Epona II cannot find and consume such a liquid by the end of the turn, which appears to be the most likely result, it will suffer from the effects of unchecked demonic magics, effectively reducing the damage it can deal, or the intensity of its actions in general. Afflicting one with Fel is certainly an effective method of destruction. Hah. I de-equip the Writhing Stick.
I alchemize Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (1/???). Given our current situation, I'm probably going to need them. As an afterthought, I alchemize Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (1/???). A diamond chest is a chest that has approximately 108 slots, compared to a regular chest's 27. A Crystalline Brain is essentially a zombie's rotting brain that has been prepared via thaumic processes (primarily alchemy), and has been transmuted in composition to a more structured, logical form. In this case, the brain is composed of Order Shards of a thaumic nature. I believe I've explained what Vis Relays are several times now.
I begin another charge. This thing will be instrumental to my success in the field of thaumaturgy. Inky Shard 1/8. The thing is immediately boosted to 3/8 by Crystal and Amps' other +1-s. Hah.
~
I shift slightly, grabbing something from my alchemical bag. It appears to be a book. I open it, a glint of metal shining on the cover as I hastily flip to the first page. I flip through the pages, eyes sweeping over them, searching for something. As I am doing this, I speak.
I have two requests to make of you, then. Firstly, how might one briefly transfer their consciousness to the mindscape? And, secondly.
Then, I abruptly cease my searching through the tome. I hold the book up to face Bill. I point to the two pages currently revealed, both of which appear to be part of some sort of larger schematic. The lower right page appears to depict the upper left portion of a large triangle, a curved edge within. The vast majority of the two pages are dominated by a ring, drawn in ink, separated into different small sections at the edge of the initial line. Each small section appears to contain a singular rune. The remainder of the two pages are covered in what appears to be a... map of a maze, perhaps, with a box filled with some obscure writing in the lower left corner of the left page.
What is this, exactly?
It pays to be cautious.
18,000 damage to Epona II! The Godmodder quickly whips out a vial of Demonic Blood and throws it onto Epona II (it was a Splash Potion), completely recovering it!
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters = Void or Live (1/4)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Order Crystalline Brain = Order Chest (Level 6: 1/7)
TRANSFERR1NG Y0UR C0NSC10USNESS T0 THE M1NDSCAPE, HUH? WELL THERE'S SEVERAL WAYS T0 D0 THAT. THERE'S TH1S 0NE 1NCANTAT10N 1 KN0W, BUT 1 D0N'T TH1NK THAT W1LL REALLY W0RK F0R Y0U... AH! 0NE EASY WAY T0 GET Y0UR HEAD 1NT0 AN0THER HEAD 1S TH1S:
JUST GRAB ANY 0LD CRYSTAL BALL Y0U HAVE LY1NG AR0UND THAT CAN V1EW THE TH0UGHTS 0F 0THER PE0PLE! 1'M SURE Y0U'VE G0T A FEW LY1NG AR0UND. ALL Y0U NEED T0 D0 1S ALCHEM1ZE 1T W1TH S0ME 0F MY 0WN F1RE AND Y0U'LL BE ABLE T0 ENTER THE M1NDSCAPE, EVEN Y0URS!
Bill's hand lights on fire. The flames leap to your own hand, and you take them, storing the Demonic Fire in your inventory. When Bill sees the book you have in your hands and the picture you're showing him, his pupil narrows, his frame glitches out of existence, and only his appendages, eye, and hat are left floating in the void. His body returns, albeit now it's flashing rapidly with red and blue colors. Bill raises his hand and seizes you, causing you to float in the air. He yells with the force of a hundred voices.
Y0U! H0W D1D Y0U GET TH1S J0URNAL? 1'M N0T ANSWER1NG Y0UR QUEST10N UNT1L Y0U TELL ME! D0 Y0U HAVE ANY 1DEA H0W 1MP0RTANT TH1S TH1NG 1S T0 ME? Y0U CAN F1ND T00 MANY ANSWERS R1FL1NG THR0UGH TH1S TH1NG! S0 N0W 1T'S T1ME Y0U ANSWERED ME!
"Hmm. You probably dismissed dying as a very odd dream. That can happen, as a result of post-resurrection denial. Most beings aren't too fond of the idea that they died."
An exclamation mark appears above my head due to the loss of Engietech personnel.
"Excuse me a moment."
Phantasm Umbra and Split, having been the main identifiable culprits, are suddenly confronted by my drone. The Pomson 9000, power nullifier ready for use, crackles with power.
"Actions have consequences. Actions taken to harm my personnel have consequences that involve large quantities of firepower. Desist from attacking my personnel, or else."
A Dragonfly Drone then flies in, beans Split over the back of the head with one wing, says something very nasty in it's undecipherable language that basically questions his intelligence (or lack thereof), and flies away. The Bladesmen briefly laugh, before quickly snapping back into formation.
Hey, all I'm trying to do is take this huge pile of entities and move them into a smaller pile. Same goal that all of you want, right? And I've got my own power nullifier right here, see? Don't make me use it.
Split, who took out the Alternate Disc of Mojang to show you, growls and teleports away. The Dragonfly Drone deals 3,000 damage.
Drive: Big Gamble (45/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)
Drive: Doorrior (27/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
The Selfless? (19/20) (Helping someone)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 10/11)
WARNING! A HUGE POST FROM 'The_Nonexistent_Tazz' IS APPROACHING FAST!
Hoo boy that is a lot of work I'll be needing to do. Granted, I think I can replace most of those parts with better ones, or improve them while I repair them at least. As the parts are already in place and merely need repair, let's start with those weapons and hull material, and the Generator while I'm at it.
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). I want my insurance against that thing in case it crops up again. You NEVER know. The Void is already screwy enough. Voidmetal is definitely voidproof. Diamond Nanogel because why not-it can't hurt. Some of Gutza's stuff needs more love anyways.
Also: (Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico (Fabrico is the Thaumic aspect of Repair, for future reference)) && Energy Creation Nodes = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Creation nodes, well, create stuff: Water Creation Nodes create water, for instance. Energy Creation Nodes create energy, powering the ship without any need for fuels whatsoever, hopefully.
Generic, the following Recipies are yours. Also, yes, we're repairing them all at the same time and doing this all at the same time so we can skip some duplication steps. Check to make sure if they're going to work-they might be too powerful, though hopefully they're not!
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Oblivion Eneriges sound like the best way to destroy anything and an excellent idea for a quad of front-facing miniguns.
(Defunct Drone Deployerx2 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.1 Kilogram) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Nytroglycerin was made during a 30-post charge to basically be every explosive in Godcraft condensed into a liquid sweat. That kind of sounds stupid in hindsight. As it was part of a weird injection, the Nytroglycerin made without my sweating process is actually stable-state, though equally potent. This stable-state Nytroglycerin is detonated in an odd manner: It reacts violently to Mercury, the liquid metal, but ONLY Mercury for some reason. Otherwise it could probably turn into a plasma without exploding. MST3K Mantra.
(Defunct Laser Turretsx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Reality Majjyks of Weakening = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Reality Majjyks of Weakening are not exactly terrific firepower in their own right-in fact, in terms of sheer power this would improve it by maybe a level or a half-level. However, as the name might suggest, their use on other entities will weaken them via the power that is commonly known as 'Nerfing', softening up defenses that sheer firepower won't. This means that these turrets can weaken foes for allied ships, as well as make them easier pickings.
Bender! As i can't really pay off you to do three whole Alchemies at once, you only get one, but the following is your duty. Unless you don't run a shop like I heard, or something. I'm pretty sure you did.
(Defunt Semi-Automated Rocket Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.25 Kilograms) && Oblivion Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This is the ship's strongest weapon, but it's also the heaviest and it's ammunition has a bit of a noticable reload period between rockets, so it balances out. Plus there's only one of it, the other guns are at least twofold. It can lock on to any target roughly the size of at least a military Jeep with a target-seeking module, but that requires some time to lock on, so it's alternate fire is a quick fire. All six rockets, however, are fired the same way in both modes: the first one on trigger pull, the second with an 1/6th second delay, the third with a half-second delay, and so on, meaning that the full barrage is released in the span of a second-after which, a 2-second reload period occurs. None of the other weapons on this ship require reloading at all and fire much, much faster, so this is less impressive than it might sound.
Goodness that's a lot of Alchemization.
I find Wilson, wherever he is right now. "Heya, Wilson! Umm, I kind of need to talk to you about a special service, might be out of your typical perview. OK, DEFINITELY out of it, but I'm going to need...Err, help. Lots of it."
Finally, for an actual attack: I switch out Brine with Markus and use it's creative energies to create and fire Splash Potions of Swiftness CXXVII, or 127, at my feet. Now going ridiculously fast, I rush over to a random wounded AG entity and carry them right off the battlefield and into a convenient player-made hospital in a untouched corner of GodCraft. It's known as the Ultra-Secret HosPITal, in memory of DemonicDaVinci and his attempts at creating a simple healing zone. And also PitTheAngel. Once inside, the Entity is quickly taken into the Ultra-Secret HosPITal's extreme emergency healing room, designed to quickly treat even the most grevious of wounds at any cost, and this random AG entity is exposed to the restorative might of 90,141,361,210,259,109 Quick-Fixes for, like, an instant. Much more and it probably would have turned into a useless, massive blob of tumors. I then run back to the main battlefield with the formerly-wounded AG entity in tow, and plop it back down. I then give this Entity a brief personal raincloud, which rains healing energies onto it. It fails to do anything to the Entity, but the ground around it is further healed, rising up into plants of healing, which spray a restorative substance all over the wounded AG entity I targeted for healing purposes. Why? Godmodder forces have been diminished. It is at this point the potion ends its effects.
PREVIEWS:
Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel = Heavy Voidgel Plating (Level 6)
Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Generator (Level 7)
Defunct Laser Minigun && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Laser Minigun (Level 5)
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (10/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (10/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (10/11)
Enchanted Deck Action
I bind the Four of Spades in the Enchanted Deck to a +15,000 HP heal of a random AG entity. Nerf or buff as necessary.
Action
I heal the Streamer with the Black Hand. I also give the Streamer a stream of life energy. I guess you could call it... a lifestream.
02 Action
If Epona II is still alive, I pull out the Deva's Dissolver and fire a 20,000 word sternly worded message at Epona II in Hindi. All the arrows are tipped with aqueous ununoctium ions.
THE GRAMMAR NAZI: A grey assault rifle imbued with the power of grammar itself. The rifle can fire standard ammunition, but also has an attached apparatus that paper can be fed into. The rifle will analyze the paper and, judging on the amount of grammatical errors, will fire a large explosive that, upon detonation, will spawn several organs forged from the text containing errors. Said organs will fight for the wielder of the weapon.
I get the modified D6 and jump at several PG entities. I reroll all PG entities around me ( 8 random entities) into AG entities. Or items. Maybe I will get lucky and get brimstone+ mom's knife from all this.
Once again alchemies I want to do.: essence of undefined + the golden gun. BFG+BFS+Reality warping glove
Reality Cannon: 2/30 (forgot to charge this last turn)
The Dicestaction: 16/30
The Third God: 29/50 (+5 from Crystal and Tazz)
Bunsen's Decad: 9/11
Mineral Decad: 7/11
==Actions==
Bender looks at Tazz.
Eh. What's in it for me?
Bender, please. It may save lives.
Meh.
BENDER LISTEN TO ME!
Fine.
Bender then cancels Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad and instead alchemizes D(Defunt Semi-Automated Rocket Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.25 Kilograms) && Oblivion Majjyks.
Oblivion's back, by the way. Looks like we'll have to kick his black hindquarters.
Lothyra then uses Antichamber on Oblivion. Bender rolls the Two Thousand's Decad at the Chaos Shard. Hopefully the Decad's reality-stabilizing effect will counteract the Chaos Shard's... chaotic energies.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 2 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Battlefield) I Jumped into the air and i fired Arrows and MLG Bullets at Epona II and i Realized i saw all of the Sacred Vials have 5/20 Each! God Dammit! i have to get some more and i Scrap some Destroyed Engietech Robots in the Scrapyard
My clones run up to the godmodder punching him. they get promptly eradicated and someone posts a "someone gonna die" meme thingy. good. I send armies of clones, each getting killed and leaving that meme in it's wake. Eventually This causes the forum to collapse, crushing the godmodder under posts and posts of meme. I then reach through the forum hole and grab the nonexistent tnt's sword signature thing and stab AG entities and the godmodder with the sword I then put it back, leaving the blood splatter slightly bigger then usual. The perfect crime. Quickly, I teleport to a safe position and fire a shot from the UNDEFINED blaster
The Godmodder assembles a team of the rarest and oldest Pepes he can find, which swarm the He gonna die. meme and eradicate it! The forum hole never existed as a result.
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (6/7)
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (2/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (2/???)
Some time later, I stand in Grayhold once more, traversing the halls silently, carefully examining everything. There was some sort of infiltration on the lower west side, after all. I have no idea why one would desire to go into there. Every single room in that place has been afflicted by Taint. Flux Phage and Thaumahria would be prevalent in those who inhabit the place, and Taint Withdrawal in those who leave, or attempt to. Hah. But, I digress. This is in no way the reason I am here. I stride across a particularly long hallway, abruptly open an Arcane Door on the side, and step within, sealing the door behind me. The only thing in the room is a spiral staircase downwards. Thusly, I silently stride over, looking behind myself on more than one occasion. I travel down the staircase, walking down for what seems to be approximately seventeen minutes. Finally, I reach the utmost bottom of the staircase. The only thing of interest is a door directly next to the bottom stair. I pass through it, and examine the room within. It appears to be a rather large room, nearly one hundred fifty meters long, and around half a wide, with high, vaulted ceilings, and a large amount of essentia tubes within the floor. The very center of the room is raised on a pedestal, which is adorned with a singular Nether Portal. This is by no means the only Nether Portal here. It is simply the only one that I shall be using for the experiment. I turn around, and pull a lever on the wall behind me. The entry door is obscured by what appears to be a Thaumium blast door, inscribed with runes of warding. There is no need to release whatever I might find in here into the rest of the fortress. I pull out my shard of gray convenite, and look upwards. This will have to operate without the light of the sun. It might cause interference. Thusly, I stride down the length of the room, towards the Nether Portal. However, I abruptly cease walking around halfway to the Portal. I pull out some iron and a Minium Stone, and begin to construct something. After several minutes, I place what appears to be a meter-tall frame of iron capable of holding a crystal at its top in a manner akin to a Vis Relay on the ground before the Nether Portal. With a wave of the Hazel Wand, an Arcane Lamp on the wall begins to project all of its light towards the frame. All other lights in the room fade into nonexistence. I place the gray convenite atop the frame, in the designated position. The Arcane Lamp projects all of its light through the shard of convenite. If all goes well, this should fire the light directly into the Nether Portal, opening up the gateway into what realm the book in Limbo depicted.
Just so everyone's clear, it's called Covenite, not Convenite. I chose the name because it begins like the word "covenant", which is what happened between God and Noah when the first rainbow appeared after the Flood. Since covenite is a rainbow crystal, I thought it was appropriate.
Your experiment pays off. The focused beam of Covenite light spreads throughout the entire Nether Portal's surface, turning its normally purple aura into a dull and monochrome grey one. You will now enter a realm other than the Nether if you choose to head through.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I heal the most injured AG or N with a healing spell from the wand of inconvenience
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $150
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 8/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 8/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 8/11
+2 to wilson
-Battlefield-
Hmm...
Before Blue can continue, the drone receives an electronic message.
Engie. We might not get along, but like it or not, I know Blue a lot better than you do.
Continuing this line of conversation with her will result in nothing good. Stop.
I convince Epona II to go through the CHALLENGES OF PAIN, in hopes of getting the key to unlock the door to get the location of the end of the true map to find the treasure of the practical joke!
Some of this had to be snipped because post-too-long.
I pull out a Medkit, then proceed to devour it, restoring some HP.
=LIMBO=
I sit down next to the pit, and quickly create a flying drone using wood, some rotors, a SMG and a water-spraying system. Using a make-shift remote-control, I fly the drone down the Pit, and investigate.
=COMMAND=
>Streamer: Summon MOAR mons.
>Isaac: Brimstone Barrage the DextraBomb!
+2 HP!
After several seconds, you lose your connection with the drone and do not regain it. Maybe if you had a camera?
I take out a Cherry Big Bang Bomb, and decide I want to eat it. I try to, but then I just end up killing myself and horribly maiming a PG entity. I then recall the cooking method, and boil the thing 3 times. I then eat it and attempt to ascend to Alpha Godmodder rank.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 19/50
More Runic Shielding 44/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 7/11
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 2/11
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 11/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-42, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
CHERRY BIG BANG BOMB: A floating and quivering cherry imbued with insane amounts of reality majjyyk.
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N/A
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 2 Days Remaining Be Hyped!
Actions: See Below
(Battlefield) I used MLG Noscope at Epona II and i sent some Hentai Manga to the Virgin Elf to make him/her feel so bad and breaking his/her Virginity and i collected some Elf Tears (Sorry for being a Perv!)
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (7/7!)
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (3/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (3/???)
Abyssal Inferno 43/50
Inky Shard 6/8
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I can practically taste 4/13. It tastes like cherries, and therefore red. The best color.
Also, regarding why we have all been constructing ships, a darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change.
I examine 44. That reminds me. Despite the initial controversy of the Trial, you managed to turn it around. Whilst it was quite disheartening to see the initial statements, I liked Trial 4. You did an excellent job.
I alchemize Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix (1/???). The Enchanter should provide enchanting, the Minium Stone transmutation, smelting, and regular crafting, and the Matrix Arcane Infusion. I'm going to put this in Void or Bust. I'll need it, I'd expect. The weaponry within the ship is currently adequate, as is the power source. Now, I just need to provide amenities and basic survival equipment.
Abruptly, I pull out the Illumination, and view the coordinates 0,0. I have a feeling we shall need to keep a close eye over the Origin Point.
Heh. Sounds familiar.
44: A blood-red music disc that emanates with an immensely devilish aura.
I quickly assemble (not alchemize, assemble) the Shattered Chakram (Disc Fragment && Chakram), and use it against Oblivion. It slices into the ball of darkness above, and returns.
I then fire the Elevenfold Shattergun at the ball of darkness, through the portion of darkness that was cut through by the Shattered Chakram. The interior fracturing does more damage and leaves it open for a strike with Elevenfold Fracture, cutting through the remaining bit of darkness outside.
If the ball of darkness cannot in fact be attacked, I simply perform these attacks on the avatar instead.
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 2/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 2/?
I pull out the Bedrock-Tipped Wand. I really should upgrade this soon. Anyway, I begin to focus magical energy into the wand, the bedrock at its tip slowly pulsing, and glowing a brighter purple with each pulsation. When the bedrock has become bright purple and glows quite brightly, I wave the wand in front of me as though feeling for something. The wand's tip eventually seems to catch in the air, and I quickly pull the wand downward. A ripping sound emanates from the air in front of me as I tear a hole to a random plane. Luckily, it appears to be the Plane of Positive Energy, and I quickly fly through, while taking care to magically 'prop' the rift open. When a good amount of my wounds have healed, I fly back through, immediately channeling the energy from the plane to heal a random AG player. Then I close the rift, by the simple expedient of taking hold of the Bedrock-Tipped Wand, still stuck in the bottom of the rift, and zipping it up.
+2 to Erelye.
6/50 (Erelye'd +2)
5/50 (Erelye'd +1)
Personally, I liked the 4th Trial, and voted as such.
> we would like to thank you for generating so much destruction
> it has only helped to increase our power
> if you give up now, you may be spared
> we can always use minions
> but do not be so foolish to think that you can oppose us
> how can you oppose entropy itself?
> the many deaths that you caused here have tipped the scales
> something has to balance them
> like your own deaths
> we wake
> good night
The Chaos Shard's surface cracks, and two black pools form. The eyes slowly open. A piercing red light emanates from them. It comes over the Robot Master Armada, inflicting severe damage and instantly killing a huge portion of the robots. The parts start to reassemble themselves, and form back into their original robots, but something is wrong. The eyes are maroon and constantly flashing. The robots turn on their comrades.
The Chaos Shard is now officially [???].
WE HAVE. TO MAKE SURE. THAT THING. DOESN'T KILL US. OF COURSE. THE TRIALS. ARE TOP PRIORITY. BUT. I THINK. WE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE. ON THAT.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
in the Actions section...
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 2 Days Remaining Be Hyped!
Actions: See Below
(Battlefield) I placed down my own built Controller and i used the keyboard to talk to the Survivors of Godcraft some of them are Japanese people and Otakus until i see a Dark Explosion from the Chaos Shard and i reacted and i picked up my Controller and my Thumb is on the left Stick and i pressed Sanwa Blue to Run to the Area and i see some Possessed Robot Masters with their own Maroon Eyes and i threw a Holy Knives at them and i used OMFG360MLGNOSCOPE at the Chaos Shard and the bullet has been Bounced off and the bullet hits Epona II On it's Head and i said What the [REDACTED] is wrong with this Thing? and i Send out a Suicidal Clone at the Chaos Shard i'll see what happens...
My Action: I confuse the Godmodder by pointing out that the Guardian Orbs should have divided the godmodder's damage to the Inner Barrier by 5, and that combined with the fact that the barrier adds 10% of the health of the Perfect Sphere's modules, the godmodder would have needed to do 311000 damage to destroy the Inner Barrier, and would have also needed to blow through the outer barrier that started regenerating (it can be punched through unlike a full strength barrier, but it still blocks some damage before going down). Because the godmodder would probably do other stuff instead of a direct attack on the barrier (like trashing the Guardian Orbs) if he had that much attack power he would not use it on the barrier because that would be fairly stupid. Thus, I use this as evidence to prove that the godmodder had to have burned his own life energy to get that much attack power (given all the stuff he trashed with it, he did at least 500000 damage in a single turn), and thus should have taken damage (the narrative doesnt protect him because he was trolling the narrative by not starting the next trial).
SCP Foundation Action: a repair crew is sent to the Perfect Sphere to repair the AF Hangar.
EXOS Action: EXOS lightning-blasts random livestock to leech health to repair its modules.
EXOS Orders (EXOS is the AI for the Perfect Sphere): EXOS moves support modules around the AF Hangar to protect and repair it, and devotes all resources into healing the AF Hangar. The Aureus Spawner spawns Squares.
AF Hangar Action: The AF Hangar deploys a glass cannon ship: the Crystal.
Weapons: Prismatic Crystal (15000 damage, 1000 DOT stacking for next 2 turns), Sticky Bombs (8000 damage at end of round, multiplied by however many bombs are on the target), Prismatic Mines (defends an entity, hostiles attacking that entity takes 25000 damage), Repair nanobots (8000 healing to allied target), Void Tentacles (8000 damage, next 3 attacks on target are mini-crits).
Okay, fair enough. Inner Barrier restored to the health it was at last turn before the Godmodder destroyed it.
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
I inspect Enchida's Nail.
I inspect the Divinium on Markus, if at all possible. Might be a useful Alchemical Ingredient.
Now, as mentioned, The Selfless was meant to heal the Owl Effigy, but, there is no Owl Effigy, so I'm (radically) changing it up for what could be considered an Issac buff instead, giving him a single new ability, unless that's not OK, in which case, this will change into granting temporary Regen for all the AG entities instead.
In case buffing Issac is good: A ray of light shines down upon Isaac, and he looks up, quite concerned for a second. However, there's nothing to be worried about-down to the ground flutters a very tiny thing, a baby with wings basically, and he settles down nearby Issac, smiling. It's the Guardian Angel Familiar: Isaac can now target a foe for a simple 5K damage attack regardless of his action this turn thanks to the Guardian-including possibly the target for his actual attack. In other words, Issac now deals small damage to any entity whenever he wants, regardless of his other action this turn, due to the Garudian's independence from him. Issac can choose to have the Guardian not do anything, though, and though the Guardian is invincible and cannot be harmed, it will ultimately leave the Battlefield with Issac's death.
In case buffing Issac is not good (Error! IllegalTargetException thrown! energyChannel(AG Faction) executing...): A ray of light shines down on the AG end of the field, and a healing aura descends upon the large group of entities on the AG field. They feel rejuvinated and refreshed, even the mechanical ones: They are now under the possession of a regeneration buff for a short while. All of them.
Regardless of how the charge works out,, I get the Markus and fire bolts of Pure Creative Energy at Oblivion. The energies of Creation are opposite the energies of Oblivion, so naturally Creative energies should be an effective kryptonite. It's also very bright, dispelling and neutralizing darkness as well. Then, because Markus shares Brine's morphing capabilities, I morph the end into a Divinium Pickaxe, then shove it into the L()rd's skull, then ollie outy and return a safe distance.
ECHIDNA'S NAIL: A white piece of ammunition for a nailgun. It is extremely strong, can split into multiple parts, and is recursive.
DIVINIUM: A dazzling metal that is forged in Mojang's Palace of the Gods. Created on the Divine Anvil, it is extremely potent, infinitely durable, and has a large amount of uses. Be warned, only those with the power of Notch can touch it...
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 3/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 3/?
I rip another hole in the world, this one leading to the Plane of Sacred Items. Huh. Maybe there really is a plane for everything. Anyway, I pull some Weasel Snot from the abundant pools, pick some Hog Slop-fruits and split them open to reveal their bounty, grab a pie or two and open them up for their filling, and retrieve some Elf Tears from the clouds above. I then close the portal, but not before mentally saving the dimensional signature of the plane. It could be useful.
I also begin testing the properties of Guardmetal, by the simple expedient of shaping the small supply I have into a plate and firing a set of damaging spells at it, (Fire, ice, lightning, telekinetic force, dark magic, holy magic, pure magic blasts.) along with attacking it with a set of common weapons. (Sword, gun, other 'conventional' weapons.) I assume it has regenerative properties, at least, because two of its alchemy ingredients did.
I quickly captcharoid the Alchemiter with all of its upgrades and preview Pocket Alchemiter && Upgraded Alchemiter Image.
+2 to Erelye.
7/50 yes
6/50
+10 to all Sacred Items!
The Guardmetal is damaged a bit by the end of it, but it begins to regenerate fairly quickly.
Pocket Alchemiter && Upgraded Alchemiter Captcharoid = Pocket Current Alchemiter
I then take out the Manipuleightir, pondering how little I know about this mighty weapon. I shake hte staff, and calmly watch as thousands of non-euclidean swordfish swords impale the Bladesmen.
This needs futher investigation. Maybe placing it on the altar can reveal more about it's nature?
The Manipuleightir >o< Altar
The eighth principle 5/8
Permafrost 3/10
Zombot 32/40
Also, I don't think that TwilightAmethyst is a good chumhandle for me. I do not want to be associated with Twilight, and the amethyst thing was your idea. I think I'll change it to TransdimensionalAssassin. I haven't decided a color, so you can leave it in the Honorary Chumhandles.
3 Bladesmen killed!
The Manipuleightr >o< Altar = Orb of Reality (Level 10: 1/11)
I chose it because it seemed fitting for an Enderman... But yours works too.
SCP Foundation Action: agents try to goad the godmodder into starting the next trial already.
EXOS Action: because the original method barriers would regenerate by is too complex, EXOS changes the barrier regeneration method: each turn, the innermost destroyed barrier will attempt to regenerate. While regenerating it does not harden and stop attacks on the layers underneath it when destroyed, and is easier to destroy than normal (about half strength), but if it survives it will regenerate to full strength at the end of the next round, then the next barrier after that starts regenerating the round after that. (this is mostly because Twinbuilder is ignoring how the barriers regenerate, probably because they are too complicated with the original method)
AF Hangar Actions: The AF Hangar respawns the AF Peacekeepers for more cannon fodder to protect the Perfect Sphere.
PS: Someone pilot the crystal so you get extra attack actions!
+2,000 HP to the Bridge!
Okay, regeneration method changed. I'm assuming this means that the Middle Barrier will now regenerate, but the Inner Barrier can still be attacked and all attacks against the Middle Barrier will crit. However, if the Middle Barrier isn't destroyed by the end of next turn it will fully regenerate.
Lothyra rolls the Earth's Decad at Oblivion. She then sics the Logic Cannon on the Chaos Shard (should affect it for the same reason that the Two Thousand's Decad should affect it).
1-9-1-3-8-9-3-10-7-1
An armada of carnivorous plants appears below Oblivion and deals 10,000 damage!
And on that note, 11 and myself have entered a temporary totality, on eradicating both Oblivion and the Chaos Shard.
*A burst of gray energies, somehow qualitatively distinct from Engie's powers, impacts Oblivion ---
and the Chaos Shard*
I wonder if their insurance covers fragmentation beyond strings. Or,well hypothetical strings. Because they've most likely been fragmented smaller than that.
While I'm around, I create a better void/time/spaceship. It shall be named Elevenfold Traveler, and it already has shields up.
Since you can only post three times per turn, the attack fails!
I take out Nailtimatum, turn it into Ultimatum with Rough, and then merge it with the increasingly ridiculous Railteration Infinidicegun. It then becomes... Oh god can't think of a name. ARRRRRGH. Whatever. I start applying antiluck majyyks, and the abomination of a gun fires up, tearing through the nearest PG entities. Minus the invincible thing. I then note that the gun's duplicator is still working, and keep firing. After a solid hour of dice is through with, I put the gun down.
(Railteration Infinidicegun && Ultimatum) was what I was making. I've made the ones prior instantly so...yeah.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-42, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
The attacks and alchemies don't go through because you're dead!
My Action: I point out that the whole reason the Perfect Sphere is so powerful is BECAUSE it shouldnt exist, causing Maniac's attack to backfire. I then use the AutoWrench 9000 on the Perfect Sphere's Bridge.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation tries to research whether or not a Comb Rave would be able to damage the godmodder if the godmodder could be attacked directly by one and plot armor was not in play.
EXOS Action: EXOS blasts any surviving hostile with lightning (note that actions taken by EXOS are in addition to actions during the EOTB).
SCP-2317 Action: SCP-2317 threatens to eat Twinbuilder if Twinbuilder fails to allow it to be added as an entity.
+3,000 HP to the Bridge!
Higher-level ones probably could.
Okay.
Just respond to the PM I sent you and -2317 will be added.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I give a random N player a copy of lapis armour
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $152
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 9/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 9/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 9/11
I bind the eight of diamonds to a fireball effect that burns one entity and deals a reasonable amount of damage to it. Nerf or buff as necessary.
I heal myself with the Black Hand.
03 Action
03/> I heal CogWynd with the White Glove.
COMPOUND'S CREATOR: An extremely fragile glass rifle that contains the power and ammunition of every single element in the periodic table. At its far end are a series of test tubes in which various organic compounds yet to be produced on Earth are created and can be fired through the rifle.
GATEKEEPER'S SWORD: A version of the Gatekeeper's Scythe that is a sword. Wow.
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = ??? (Level ?: 3/?).
(Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Personal Tactical Overlay = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). The Personal Tactical Overlay is effectively a hologram projector, allowing one to see anything within reason within a certain distance of the ship. Useful for keeping track of problematic enemies. Can display six separate things at once. Doesn't clog up the HUD of the standard cockpit, as well-in other words, a really useful HUD Upgrade. Thank you, Net!
I execute the rare and highly-dangerous 2X CHARGE COMBO.
First, a little one: A small side-project. I put Enchida's Nail into an ammo box I've been working on, then, after a few seconds, withdraw it. I then put the ammo into Nailtimatum, then fire it. A nice stream of Enchida's Nails land-straight on target. I now have Unlimited Ammo, as it would suggest. Unless that needs nerfing. In any case, I can now actually use Enchida's Nail and other ammo types without copious duplication. Unless I could already do that, in which case, FLAVOR TEXT.
Then, the big one! I hold up a big sphere, containing considerable luck powers and glowing with an aquamarine light. An angelic choir sounds, roaring approval, and the sphere glows bright! It hovers over to Generic, slowly descending into his body, granting him a power buried within his soul and bringing out his essence: It now means that all of his Dice Rolls with any dice will take the lowest three numbers and add +1 to those numbers, an inherent luck aura. This could also apply to other luck-related activities within good reason, IE coinflips. This is a permanent buff (well, hopefully permanent) and will not go away, though it's not hyper-extreme. Would have been useful during the Octet Hell, but eh.
With all of that done, I point Nailtimatum and load the Enchida's Nail ammo from the ammo box I have just described, and proceed to press the trigger on full-auto for five seconds, letting loose what could basically be described as a laser made of nails right into Oblivion, penetrating hard with the energies of Creation. Satisfied with the result, I proceed to use For Glory on Oblivion to keep the pressure on.
One of my biggest problems with trial 4 was a little thing called Scratch. Now, no matter what the Godmodder does, he won't have been the main villain of the game. It made a reference more important than the title character. This isn't Destroy the Scratch 2. I remember before when you were complaining to us about not focusing on the Godmodder enough.
I kinda just sit back and let me entities fight while I wait for my ultimate entity. I'll keep CogWynd at least until then.
Commands:
-Fayther: buff CogWynd with a violent memory
-CogWynd: wound 115% WINDING DOWN, motorized claws on DextraBomb
-Deck: bind ace of clubs to this: Draw 2 more cards, pick one to play then shuffle the other back into the deck. Now, I draw a card and its... the ace of spades. So, reshuffle and redraw... eight of diamonds. So, 10,000 plus 3,000 for 4 turns on DextraBomb.
Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator 5/6
Mind's Chestplate -> Fine 1/7
After taking one last look at the bus plane thing, Wilson turns and plods his way back to his store, encountering Tazz (sorry I didn't notice at first). "Some 'complicated services'? That's awfully vague. I have no idea what you actually want..."
I wouldn't say that... But I do see your point. That was the last huge reference I have planned to anything except Minecraft that will directly affect gameplay, at any rate.
MIND'S CHESTPLATE: A chestplate that flickers with the aura of color and that of the mind. With the chestplate on, the wearer will gain the power to conceive powerful constructs in their mind's eye that can be brought to life via rainbow constructs.
Mind's Chestplate > Fine = Soul's Chestplate (Level 6: 1/7)
I run at Oblivion, knowing ill be eradicated if I do this wrong. Mid run, I teleport right up to oblivion and grab him. Then I activate my reality glove and teleport him through dimensons. end up at a place where he has one eighteenth of his power. He is cornered now, so I shoot him with the UNDEFINED gun. Everything goes black across space and time. NO one can see or do anything for a few seconds. This abruptly stops. Revealing a damaged oblivion. I teleport all people attacking him and tell them to attack him in here. "we have 2 turns" he's cornered and weakened, GO!"
Since you can only post three times per turn, the attack fails.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use the gender spacestriker on the battlefield
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $154
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 10/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 10/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 10/11
+2 to Wilson
Since you can only post three times per turn, all your alchemies are at 9/11 and not 10/11.
I yell "TAAAAAAAAAANK"! Suddenly, every single last tank in Leauge of Legends, DotA and Smite all attack the DextraBomb! Next, dozens of tanks from the Left 4 Dead series come in and pound the DextraBomb with boulders! Finally, every single last tank in World of Tanks surrounds the DextraBomb and frags it with shells.
Furthermore, I think it's time I resumed UB operations...Oh, nope, the God-Emperor is telling me that Binary has PLOT ARMOR, effectively. Gah. I hate plot armor. Unless it's my plot armor.
H11. That would be a problem. I'11 take over a11acking on the Ba11lefield, then.
"Oh, Richard? Those idlers? Binary has captured them. You may want to take preventative measures."
Since you can only post three times per turn, nothing happens!
I go to the Godmodder and start talking " umm Godmodder, you might want to help us destroy Binary , and don't you dare summon glitches! I mean, we all collectively measure up to the power of you, and who knows what these people will pull. So recognize THIS!! IF YOU DON"T WERE ALL DOOMED!!'
I start welding PLOT ARMOR, ( Twin, can I do a 100 post charge) And the TOME OF SUES, the TOME OF PLOT, THE TOME OF GODMODDING, the TOME OF TEH INTERNETS, and the TROPERS TOME. or the 5 tome pack( 60 post charge ?)
5 Tome pack 1/ 60?
Since you can only post three times per turn, nothing happens!
The maximum amount of posts you can charge something for is 50.
Serpent? Are going to respond to the stuff in the Bus? I really do want some participation there.
In case none of you noticed last turn, new policy from now on: if you don't give your entity an action, it won't act.
Lil' Slugger idles. Oblivion cannot do anything because it is muted! The Chaos Shard obliterates 10 Robot Masters and converts them to its side! They kill another Robot Master in the chaos.
Split says "Oops." and casually chucks a bowling ball of pure Red Sun energy at the Crystal, destroying it! The bowling ball goes on to deal 25,000 damage to the Streamer! Sorry about that. I missed. Yeah, sure you did. Engietech deals 25,000 damage to Split! DextraBomb destroys the Perfect Sphere's Bridge!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to DextraBomb! The Perfect Sphere's Middle Barrier regenerates by +15,000 HP! (Is that okay, Crusher?) The Support Systems are moved to the AF Hangar! The Hangar is healed by +25,000 HP! The Squares idle. Isaac deals 10,000 damage to DextraBomb and 5,000 damage to Oblivion! CogWynd deals 20,000 damage to DextraBomb and inflicts Bleeding on him! The Logic Cannon attempts to fire at the Chaos Shard, but nothing happens... The three teams deal 18,000 damage to Oblivion! The Enchanted Deck binds the Ace of Clubs and uses the 8 of Diamonds on DextraBomb, dealing 10,000 damage and inflicting even more Bleed which stacks up so DextraBomb takes an additional 6,000 damage! The Streamer summons more Pokemon. Fayther unleashes a Violent memory onto CogWynd, tripling the damage of his next attack! Everyone else idles.
Pentel one-shots DextraBomb! The Godmodder once again takes out the Red Tooth and raises it up in the air, red lightning crackling around the blade! The Godmodder notices interestingly that a very small amount of chaotic energy is being drawn to the blade, energy he doesn't recognize... He unleashes it and watches a torrential wave of pure red energy slam into the Perfect Sphere, destroying the Peacekeepers, Outer Shield, Support Systems, and the Middle Barrier (which has just enough HP to be destroyed even with the Guardian Orbs' influence!)
The Godmodder, once the turn is over, puts the Red Tooth back in his scabbard and decides that it is finally time to unleash the 5th Trial. He cracks his knuckles and levitates in the air, a supercell of blue energy forming above him as the biggest, most horrifying summoning circle any of you have ever seen begins to form -- and then is promptly snuffed out by the wind. The clouds disperse and the Godmodder is knocked to the ground. In fact, everything is. Every player, every entity, every mob. Those in the air are knocked back and descend from orbit a bit. All of you see a twinkling object in the sky that appears to be the source of the push.
Those of you with objects that allow you to view anything in the universe zoom in on the object, which appears to be a piercing beam of pure green energy that is rapidly moving through space and is homing onto the server! The Godmodder stares at the thing in shock... There's no way there could be a THIRD Trial interrupted by an external force, right? None of you make a move to interact with the beam, and that's when you realize you can't: none of you can move. Not even the Godmodder.
All of you are powerless to watch as the beam collides with the server's surface, landing not very far from the Battlefield. An explosion isn't created, nor a shockwave, nor is anything destroyed. Everything briefly turns pixelated, and the various glitches around the server cease. Everything then fades to a white light, and the Godmodder clutches his head, apparently in pain. The server then glitches out immensely, and then -- nothing.
Minecraft's window just closed. Everyone connected to the server stares in complete shock. Is... Is that it? Is it over?
No, of course not. Minecraft quickly boots back up, everyone's client saying that an update is in progress. When Minecraft re-loads, everyone's back on the server. Everyone notices that Minecraft's version history now reads "Minecraft 2.0". The Godmodder quickly notices as well, and frantically scans the game's code for any changes Mojang's patch just unleashed onto the server. He eventually finds something that he apparently expected, as he breaks into a small grin.
GODMODDER: Well. Looks like this Trial won't be completely ruined after all. All I'll have to do is make a little modification, which Alpha suspected would happen, and then I'll be on my way.
With that, the Godmodder and Pentel quickly abscond out of the Battlefield, flying through the sky until they disappear. You all quickly realize that staying on the Godmodder's tail would be in your best interests, and you all make a mad dash towards the position he flew to. All of the entities follow, not wanting to miss out on any of the action. You manage to follow the Godmodder's trail relatively closely, and the veterans who've been in in the war since the End of Act 2 realize that the path being followed is exactly identical to the path of the World Tree, Yggdrasil.
Soon, you all enter the Mesa Biome that surrounded Yggdrasil (before the Tree's destruction). Even from the edge of the Biome, you can see that a massive hulking structure is blotting out the sky in Yggdrasil's place, and it's decidedly less arboreal than its predecessor. Once you make it out of the mesa and into the glade that the tree resided in, you can quickly see the full extent of the structure.
It is, in essence, a massive tower forged from several blocks that none of you recognize. It stretches high, much past the normal block limit, and bears more than a passing resemblance to the Conclave of Earth. At the very top, a huge mass of storm clouds congregates, blocking out the natural light of the sky even more than the tower itself. The only light around the area is a ring of glowstone set around a large temple placed near the tower.
You all quickly realize that the temple is the spawn point of the server, and that every player who's respawning is spawning right in the middle of the temple. Nearly all the fighting stops as the players quickly realize that you, the Descendants, are in the vicinity. Soon, a ring of hundreds of thousands of players surrounds you all, none of them moving. One guy rushes through the crowd holding a camera and attempts to take a selfie with you. He's sniped in between the eyes by a player clad in diamond armor.
Other than that, no one moves and no one talks, until an extremely loud cheer is produced. All the players look at you eagerly, sure that you're going to storm the tower and confront the Godmodder up above. As you all realize that that must be where the Godmodder's chosen to hide himself, a voice broadcasts itself throughout the server.
GODMODDER: Would you look at that! Your antics have finally attracted a crowd, Descendants. A crowd of NOOBS! I'm going to make sure none of you are able to climb this tower! Just try and stop me!
And then, another voice, so quiet that it's barely audible, yet still somehow commanding immense power. It's Notch himself.
NOTCH: Alright, I'm hijacking Richard's console here. This trick won't work for too long, so I'll need to make this quick.
NOTCH: If this is working right, only you, the Descendants, can hear me. Mojang needs your help.
NOTCH: The patch we just made delivered an item onto the server: the Key. It's a little USB stick that was delivered to here, the ruins of your Yggdrasil.
NOTCH: As we expected, Richard planned for this. He took the thing up to his Tower and is keeping under lock and... er, key. But it's of crucial importance that you get this thing! NOTCH: We've assumed that you've collected one of our Discs in your quest. If the Key is brought to one of the Discs of Mojang, it will activate and completely shut down Richard's Operation.
NOTCH: Every player will be freed! And then it will be up to you to take out Richard himself.
NOTCH: We're working on a way to bring him down, and maybe even restore the universe. But it's gonna take a while, and there's still Project Binary to contend with. We've been told there's a plan to beat him, so...
NOTCH: Focus on climbing that tower. You're doing a great service, Descendants. Notch out.
NOTCH: Really? "Notch out"? I need to work on my exits.
Notch leaves after the message. All of the players form two columns that face you, giving you a clear path through the temple and to the gate of the tower. You all run through the temple and smash open the gates to The Tower. The entrance is very simple, with minimal lighting and stylish decor. There's a spiral staircase in the middle of the room that leads upwards through the ceiling, and an elevator in the middle of that that leads downwards. Some of the elite players have followed you in, and the rest stop and watch, the fighting of GodCraft -- at long last -- drawing to a close. All of the entities follow you inside as well.
Your goal is clear. You'll need to recover the Key and use it with the Disc of Mojang. Split realizes there's only one left, scoffs, and tosses it over to you all. You store it in a Group Inventory. Suddenly, the entire tower glows blue, everyone hovering in midair for a few seconds. The Trial has officially begun, you all realize. It's time to end the Operation.
Yeah, no drawing yet. I'll get it up later! (Sixteen and a half months later, to be precise. Good God, that took a while. Ignore this message from the future.) So this is how the Trial will go:
You will be split into two teams: Team Excelsior and Team Excavate. Team Excelsior will be climbing up the Godmodder's staircase and braving his waves of challenges in an effort to reach the top of the tower and secure the Key. Team Excavate will be taking the Godmodder's escalator down to the basement floors of the tower, where the roots of Yggdrasil remain. Once you get to the basement, you will have to energize Yggdrasil's remaining power to destroy the tower.
It will be up to you to decide if you will join Team Excelsior or Team Excavate.
Only when both of these tasks are complete will the Trial end! As you have noticed, all the entities made the jump with you, and new entities can be summoned. All the entities will be with Team Excelsior, but, as you have also noticed, there are several new players with you. Those who are in Team Excavate can choose some of the players to accompany them on the expedition.
I wish you all good luck. Once this is done, the Operation will be over, and then it's time to destroy the Godmodder!
The Itinerary:
> AGs + Ns: Join Team Excelsior!
> AGs + Ns: Or, join Team Excavate!
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 16/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 98,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Split: [N] HP: 207,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang. Has an attack boost for five turns.
Team of Players: [PL] NowIsTheTime, XYZED_, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, Meta_Knightmare, >xyyxy<, L337Man, tooGODLY, [email protected] Five of these guys can accompany Team Excavate. Pick who!
Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x47.)
Bearger: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Earthquake: III
Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III
I quickly round up as many random objects as i can within 15 seconds. I then do nothing with those objects. I have fooled you all. I actually heal this turn.
You just got RED AND GREEN TEXT FORMING A PUN RELATING TO YOUR SLOW POSTING SPEED!
Whoops, posted four time that last update. Just going to leave this here so I don't forget to redo that post.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I join team Excelsior
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $154
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 10/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 10/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 10/11
And you failed to respond to the first post I made. There were non-breaky actions within. So please either respond to that, or my fourth post.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Oh, twin, I derped. The Preston Cole's ships should have left, I forgot to say that. They're hiding out at Vriska's city to avoid being obliterated by everything on the battlefield.
10/11 for the town painter
Hank stays with Wilson, whichever way he goes.
the Bus:
Oh, right, sorry Astria.
I was in contact with Vriska Serket from Homestuck for a while, and she told me that she'd have someone come pick me up at the soonest opportune moment, as she had a surprise for me, which seems to have turned out to be a version of the TARDIS, from a show called Dr. Who.
Skye looks up from her computer again. "Not just any TARDIS, but we've asked around, it was the one Dimentio was flying."
Wow. Okay, that's... Eric just stops, stunned. Coulson continues explaining.
"Essentially, while Vriska was still logged onto Godcraft, piono had her put together an army from the various groups scattered about Godcraft. So she founded a city in a valley that she found that was far enough away from world spawn to be out of immediate danger."
"At first all she accumulated were a handful of fearful refugees, putting up shacks, but once Minecraftians started finding the place, it wasn't long before a proper defensive structure was built, and word started to spread."
"Vriska started a new faction, just for the city, and it turned into basically the only truly safe place in Godcraft, and almost all the refugees who could make their way, did. And this created some interesting interactions."
"Us for example. We're from a world more closely aligned technologically with the Earth Minecraft is based off of, but with access to high level magic and sci-fi tech, this thing has become an effective flying fortress of nigh-unstoppable firepower."
"Eventually, plans started coming out, and after the Dimentio event, Vriska told some of the people she trusted most what had been going on. There was a bit of resentment, but since she was the only one in the loop and able to help us stay informed of events elsewhere, without putting actual people in danger."
"I think that mostly sums it up."
Sanford and Deimos both look impressed. Eric has gotten a wide-old grin on his face.
You okay Eric?
Its not every day your new ride turns out to be the TARDIS.
I think this is the best thing that's happened to me since this bloody war started.
WHOOOOOOOOOOO TWIN POST!!!!!!! I buff All AG players and entities by making all their attacks crit or mini crit, 100 percent of the time. I take Epona 2 and apply the opposite affect on Epona 2 while It is weakened I strife it with an infinite strife specifius and every weapon ever. I then equip the essence of undefined and activate it . A Haze sweeps over godcraft, Enveloping everything slowly. There is something peculiar about the haze, it is't haze. It is nothing, absolutely nothing. looking like a blackness in reality, a gaping hole where the world should be. As this void fills the world I start to feel the pull of the essence. Words, some screamed, some whispered. Secrets and knowledge forever censored , forever hidden, are sent to me in an unrecognizable form, as it is in a lighter degree to everything fighting here. The essence slowly slips out of my mental and physical grasp.I regain it before the UNDEFINED escapes. Quickly now, I manipulate the essence, using it to drain the life force of all PG entities, with at least 5% of every creatures life force.
"The power I now hold in my is extremely potent" So, lets have some fun !!"
I take the power and use it to create an artifact that can nullify ONE of any kind of the GODMODDERs attacks
Woo, Big Gamble! Time to be an outrageous munchkin and toss Justice's Deight at a PG, then loophole it 3 places higher.
... Okay, that was stupid of me.
It's okay, everyone makes mistakes! Now keep trying!
... Why did I even make you. Whatever, go bother Yggdrasil or something.
Sure thing! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ugh. I hate him and everything he stands for. ...Why did I tell him to talk to a tree? Whatever. I should check on the Mesa and finally eat this cherry.
I boil the Cherry Big Bomb thrice, drink the fluids, and eat the pot, then consume the Cherry itself, absorbing all the potent Reality Majyyks. As well as all the deliciousness. I then attempt to ascend to Alpha.
After I ascend/fail to ascend, I attempt to see whether the kids have started or finished their Scratch, and whether they have escaped safely. With my Trifected Ring. That didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meanwhile, my split arrives at Yggdrasil's roots thanks to time travel. Or at least attempts to.
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender (Level 10: 1/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-43, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
11 and I join Excelsior Project Big Giant Escalator.
I attempt to simply build a HALI stairway up to the top of the tower, to see what happens.
Suddenly, timeclones of 11 and myself appear and attempt to join Excavate.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Void or Live -c Small Living Quarters = Void or Live (4/4!)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (4/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (2/6)
Afterwards, I alchemize Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer (1/???).
I cast The Blot, and fire the Blotspitter at Oblivion.
I'm joining Team Excelsior. That's really all there is to say on the matter, unless I cannot. Also, I doubt putting the Disc of Mojang within all of our collective grasps is a good idea, seeing as one of us could take it out of the group inventory, and annihilate reality, or something of the sort.
~
I do not even bother attempting to escape from Bill's grasp. It will do no good to run.
I know full well how important this particular Journal is to you. I've also taken precautions to make sure you can't destroy it. Or, rather, you will have a hard time attempting to do so. As for how I came to obtain this book, it is a rather long story. But, we've got plenty of time.
I wave my right hand through the air slightly.
If there's one thing I know about the mindscape, it is that anything is possible within its bounds.
A swirling circular window of amethyst energy appears in the normally monochrome mindscape, occasionally ejecting a bolt of arcane lightning in a completely and utterly random direction. Slowly, an image begins to form upon it. After several moments, the vision becomes clear. The area is rather dim, as if it were the middle of night. In general, the place shown appears to be... a gift shop. Hah. Silence dominates. It is quite clearly the middle of night. However, it appears as if there is one person who is currently not asleep within this shack. This person's presence is revealed by the almost monotonous flashing of white light from down the hallway diverging from the central gift shop the window displays. I glance over at the window, and its vision appears to head down this hall. An extremely muffled creaking is one of the only non-natural sounds in this place, likely from the floorboards. The vision of the portal appears to head directly to the source of the flashing, a room containing three figures, or perhaps objects, of note. The vision of the window abruptly ceases heading towards the source, and comes to tensely rest beside the doorway. The vision briefly reveals the hem of dark black robes beneath it, likely insinuating that the vision is from the perspective of some robed fellow. And, considering who summoned this window, it is likely mine. The sight of the window briefly peeks around the corner, into the room. The three aforementioned things of note are an old, decrepit-looking copier, a pig, and a fellow wearing a suit and a fez. The man appears to be using the copier to scan, and print, the pages of some book upon it. The man looks over to the pig, and the perspective appears to shift backwards, hiding from the sight of the man. The fellow appears to say something to the pig, along the lines of "you didn't see nothing." Hah. As he presumably goes back to copying, I, by which I mean the perspective of the window, peers into the room once more. Suddenly, the window shifts in shape from a circular window to a gear. This amethyst gear begins to spin, obscuring the image. When the spinning ceases, the thing transforms back into a window, revealing the interior of the house once more. An hour or two appears to have passed. At this point, the robed figure evidently serving as the sight of the window appears to be staring at some sort of shelf in the central gift shop area. A pale, thin hand with long, nimble-looking fingers dives into the black robes, emerging once more, holding what appears to be a bronze wand. The wand is pointed to an area underneath the aforementioned shelf, and a black light leaks from the tip. The black-robed figure who serves as the perspective of this window reaches underneath the shelf with his other hand, stealthily fumbling for several moments, before pulling something out. It is an age-weathered book, emblazoned on its cover with a six-fingered hand, the number three upon its surface. The window fades to violet once more. I look at Bill.
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9/11 for the town painter
Serpent? Are going to respond to the stuff in the Bus? I really do want some participation there.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Muhhahah. I can't wait for the new act!
Hmm. Ze portal seems to be up and vrunning.
Well, finally. I appreciate all your works. Well, for now, Ninjatwist_, you're on your own.
Well, I'll see you guys then. Thanks for everything.
We'll organize our army for your sake.
(Oryx, Malphas, and Lord Ruthven exit to their realm through their portal. I'd put a picture, but I didn't plan for it.)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
*tries to understand current plot*
Ok, hopefully I don't get this completely wrong.
so, wh/ere ex/\ctly /\re we he/\ded here? i'm not sure you ever cl/\rified th/\t.
/rppostsorryTwin
Oh no
Go ahead, but I doubt it can be finished before the games over!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
You don't even know what Probect Pinary's true alliances are. And I don't think you want to.
The Godmodder has a gas mask on to protect himself from the fumes, and he manages to quickly construct a nuclear fallout bunker for himself! The dollar deals 6,000 damage to Epona II!
BFG && BFS && Reality Glove && Undefined Essence = UBFG (Level 10: 1/11)
10,000 damage to Epona II!
+4 HP!
So it begins...
I never said you couldn't create items. But you're attempting to create items that literally cannot be created.
The Bedrock Chest contains an Extra-Large Homing Beacon as well as a supply of Golden Apples.
Oh, okay. Got it.
You will definitely be seeing another Trial. The reason I needed to delay it was because finishing up that storypost was incredibly important TO this Trial, and needed to be done first.
STAR RIFLE: A rifle forged from durable metal found on starships. Powered by interstellar reach, the weapon can fire explosions of telekinetic energy that heavily damage opponents. Its shots can also be focused into a small burst to be more precise.
THAUMIC STORAGE UNIT: A cubic crystal that will store large amounts of thaumic energy inside of itself which can be retrieved for later use.
THE GUARD CORPS: A modified version of The Guarded Mover that has a built-in Ea Core, providing a large amount of thaumic energy to the ship that can be turned into electrical energy, mechanical energy, kinetic energy, or more.
The Guard Corps -c Thaumonomitron = The Knowledge Corps (1/4)
Star Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret (Level 7: 1/8)
Aura Core && Orb of Healing = Core of Healing (Level 4: 1/5)
+3 to all Sacred Items!
+5 HP!
Hmm... Okay then.
SPLASH POTION OF ANTIHOPE: Yep.
FUCHSITE: An odd type of crystal that combines the red colors of garnet, pink colors of pearl and rose quartz, and the purple colors of amethyst into a jagged fuchsia-colored mineral. It flickers with a dark power.
Lapis Lazuli && Life Essence && Mirror = Onyx Obol (Level 4: 1/5)
X-Plague unleashed!
3,000 damage to Epona II!
2,000 damage to CogWynd!
Oblivion returns!
10,000 damage to Epona II!
Oh, right. You're at the edge of a ravine. You see several souls near the edge.
It pays to be cautious.
18,000 damage to Epona II! The Godmodder quickly whips out a vial of Demonic Blood and throws it onto Epona II (it was a Splash Potion), completely recovering it!
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters = Void or Live (1/4)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Order Crystalline Brain = Order Chest (Level 6: 1/7)
TRANSFERR1NG Y0UR C0NSC10USNESS T0 THE M1NDSCAPE, HUH? WELL THERE'S SEVERAL WAYS T0 D0 THAT. THERE'S TH1S 0NE 1NCANTAT10N 1 KN0W, BUT 1 D0N'T TH1NK THAT W1LL REALLY W0RK F0R Y0U... AH! 0NE EASY WAY T0 GET Y0UR HEAD 1NT0 AN0THER HEAD 1S TH1S:
JUST GRAB ANY 0LD CRYSTAL BALL Y0U HAVE LY1NG AR0UND THAT CAN V1EW THE TH0UGHTS 0F 0THER PE0PLE! 1'M SURE Y0U'VE G0T A FEW LY1NG AR0UND. ALL Y0U NEED T0 D0 1S ALCHEM1ZE 1T W1TH S0ME 0F MY 0WN F1RE AND Y0U'LL BE ABLE T0 ENTER THE M1NDSCAPE, EVEN Y0URS!
Bill's hand lights on fire. The flames leap to your own hand, and you take them, storing the Demonic Fire in your inventory. When Bill sees the book you have in your hands and the picture you're showing him, his pupil narrows, his frame glitches out of existence, and only his appendages, eye, and hat are left floating in the void. His body returns, albeit now it's flashing rapidly with red and blue colors. Bill raises his hand and seizes you, causing you to float in the air. He yells with the force of a hundred voices.
Y0U! H0W D1D Y0U GET TH1S J0URNAL? 1'M N0T ANSWER1NG Y0UR QUEST10N UNT1L Y0U TELL ME! D0 Y0U HAVE ANY 1DEA H0W 1MP0RTANT TH1S TH1NG 1S T0 ME? Y0U CAN F1ND T00 MANY ANSWERS R1FL1NG THR0UGH TH1S TH1NG! S0 N0W 1T'S T1ME Y0U ANSWERED ME!
Hey, all I'm trying to do is take this huge pile of entities and move them into a smaller pile. Same goal that all of you want, right? And I've got my own power nullifier right here, see? Don't make me use it.
Split, who took out the Alternate Disc of Mojang to show you, growls and teleports away. The Dragonfly Drone deals 3,000 damage.
PREVIEWS:
Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel = Heavy Voidgel Plating (Level 6)
Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Generator (Level 7)
Defunct Laser Minigun && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Laser Minigun (Level 5)
Defunct Drone Deployer && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Drone Deployer (Level 5)
Defunct Laser Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Laser Turret (Level 6)
Defunct Semi-Auto Rocket Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Semi-Auto Rocket Turret (Level 6)
~
YOU:
Heavy Voidgel Plating && Glitch-Proof Armor = Void-Proof Armor (Level 9: 1/10)
Generator && Energy Creation Nodes = Divine Generator (Level 10: 1/11)
~
GENERIC:
Laser Minigun || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender (Level 10)
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9)
Laser Turret && Weakening Reality Majjyyk = Laser Nerfer (Level 10)
~
GUTZA:
Semi-Auto Rocket Turret || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin && Oblivion Majjyyks = The Oblivionator (Level 10)
+16,000 HP to the Streamer!
Epona II killed!
You activate the Broken Halo! Minicritted 4,500 damage to the PvP Elites!
THE GRAMMAR NAZI: A grey assault rifle imbued with the power of grammar itself. The rifle can fire standard ammunition, but also has an attached apparatus that paper can be fed into. The rifle will analyze the paper and, judging on the amount of grammatical errors, will fire a large explosive that, upon detonation, will spawn several organs forged from the text containing errors. Said organs will fight for the wielder of the weapon.
Four of Spades binded!
+9,000 HP to the Streamer!
There are no attackable PG entities left!
Undefined Essence && Golden Gun = Undefined Killer (Level 50) You can't alchemize this!
BFG && BFS && Reality Glove = BFG (Level 10)
Semi-Auto Rocket Turret || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin && Oblivion Majjyyks = The Oblivionator (Level 10: 1/11)
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ANTIBLAST - ANTICHAMBER
20,000 damage to Oblivion!
The Decad is instantly pushed away by the Chaos Shard's powerful energies! There is no effect...
+1 to all Sacred Items!
The Godmodder assembles a team of the rarest and oldest Pepes he can find, which swarm the He gonna die. meme and eradicate it! The forum hole never existed as a result.
Just so everyone's clear, it's called Covenite, not Convenite. I chose the name because it begins like the word "covenant", which is what happened between God and Noah when the first rainbow appeared after the Flood. Since covenite is a rainbow crystal, I thought it was appropriate.
Your experiment pays off. The focused beam of Covenite light spreads throughout the entire Nether Portal's surface, turning its normally purple aura into a dull and monochrome grey one. You will now enter a realm other than the Nether if you choose to head through.
Entity or player?
6,000 damage to Oblivion!
+2 HP!
After several seconds, you lose your connection with the drone and do not regain it. Maybe if you had a camera?
CHERRY BIG BANG BOMB: A floating and quivering cherry imbued with insane amounts of reality majjyyk.
You die!
...That's pretty messed up.
Heh. Sounds familiar.
44: A blood-red music disc that emanates with an immensely devilish aura.
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occult Automater (Level 5: 1/6)
You see blurry images obscured by static and this message:
EYES AREN'T MEANT TO SEE PLACES THE BODY CANNOT BE
Please stop trying to loophole alchemy creation.
+3 HP to Erelye and you!
The Chaos Shard zaps you full of white-hot energy! You take 10 damage!
5,000 damage to Oblivion!
2,000 damage to the Wily Machine!
The Godmodder /mutes Oblivion until he stops doing that quirk.
Okay, fair enough. Inner Barrier restored to the health it was at last turn before the Godmodder destroyed it.
+3,000 HP to the Hangar!
Additional +3,000 HP to the Hangar!
Squares begin to spawn! The Crystal added!
12,000 damage to DextraBomb!
Precious Voidscythe >= Rewriter =< Secret Voidscythe
I tried to vary the game, making it be more than constant "Kill the X". But I see your point.
Yes.
ECHIDNA'S NAIL: A white piece of ammunition for a nailgun. It is extremely strong, can split into multiple parts, and is recursive.
DIVINIUM: A dazzling metal that is forged in Mojang's Palace of the Gods. Created on the Divine Anvil, it is extremely potent, infinitely durable, and has a large amount of uses. Be warned, only those with the power of Notch can touch it...
Guardian Angel added! It will help Isaac.
17,000 damage to Oblivion!
+10 to all Sacred Items!
The Guardmetal is damaged a bit by the end of it, but it begins to regenerate fairly quickly.
Pocket Alchemiter && Upgraded Alchemiter Captcharoid = Pocket Current Alchemiter
3 Bladesmen killed!
The Manipuleightr >o< Altar = Orb of Reality (Level 10: 1/11)
I chose it because it seemed fitting for an Enderman... But yours works too.
+2,000 HP to the Bridge!
Okay, regeneration method changed. I'm assuming this means that the Middle Barrier will now regenerate, but the Inner Barrier can still be attacked and all attacks against the Middle Barrier will crit. However, if the Middle Barrier isn't destroyed by the end of next turn it will fully regenerate.
1-9-1-3-8-9-3-10-7-1
An armada of carnivorous plants appears below Oblivion and deals 10,000 damage!
Since you can only post three times per turn, the attack fails!
The attacks and alchemies don't go through because you're dead!
7,000 damage to Oblivion!
The whole point of the Perfect Sphere's power is that it can't exist in normal Minecraft.
+3,000 HP to the Bridge!
Higher-level ones probably could.
Okay.
Just respond to the PM I sent you and -2317 will be added.
engie_ninja obtains some Lapis Armor!
COMPOUND'S CREATOR: An extremely fragile glass rifle that contains the power and ammunition of every single element in the periodic table. At its far end are a series of test tubes in which various organic compounds yet to be produced on Earth are created and can be fired through the rifle.
GATEKEEPER'S SWORD: A version of the Gatekeeper's Scythe that is a sword. Wow.
Eight of Diamonds binded!
+4 HP!
+9,000 HP to CogWynd!
Generic gains the Big Gamble passive!
Ruined Cockpit && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico = Cockpit (Level 6)
Cockpit && Personal Tactical Overlay = HUD Cockpit (Level 8: 1/9)
The attack plus FOR GLORY deals 30,000 damage to Oblivion!
I wouldn't say that... But I do see your point. That was the last huge reference I have planned to anything except Minecraft that will directly affect gameplay, at any rate.
MIND'S CHESTPLATE: A chestplate that flickers with the aura of color and that of the mind. With the chestplate on, the wearer will gain the power to conceive powerful constructs in their mind's eye that can be brought to life via rainbow constructs.
Mind's Chestplate > Fine = Soul's Chestplate (Level 6: 1/7)
BUNSEN'S DECAD: A flickering blue set of ten D10s that glows like fire. The complete power of chemistry is imbued inside the dice.
4-5-10-9-9-1-10-10-2-2-5
A massive column of fire manages to sublimate part of Oblivion, turning him from a solid into a gas! 11,000 damage!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GUNS AKIMBO - HEAVY METAL
10,000 damage to Oblivion!
Since you can only post three times per turn, the attack fails.
+3 HP!
Since you can only post three times per turn, all your alchemies are at 9/11 and not 10/11.
4-1-1-8-6-8-8-6
A large amount of Boss Tropes come to fruition at once, creating a superpowerful boss that kills 12 Pyromaniacs!
8,000 damage to DextraBomb!
Since you can only post three times per turn, nothing happens!
Since you can only post three times per turn, nothing happens!
The maximum amount of posts you can charge something for is 50.
In case none of you noticed last turn, new policy from now on: if you don't give your entity an action, it won't act.
Lil' Slugger idles. Oblivion cannot do anything because it is muted! The Chaos Shard obliterates 10 Robot Masters and converts them to its side! They kill another Robot Master in the chaos.
Split says "Oops." and casually chucks a bowling ball of pure Red Sun energy at the Crystal, destroying it! The bowling ball goes on to deal 25,000 damage to the Streamer! Sorry about that. I missed. Yeah, sure you did. Engietech deals 25,000 damage to Split! DextraBomb destroys the Perfect Sphere's Bridge!
The PPC deals 12,000 damage to DextraBomb! The Perfect Sphere's Middle Barrier regenerates by +15,000 HP! (Is that okay, Crusher?) The Support Systems are moved to the AF Hangar! The Hangar is healed by +25,000 HP! The Squares idle. Isaac deals 10,000 damage to DextraBomb and 5,000 damage to Oblivion! CogWynd deals 20,000 damage to DextraBomb and inflicts Bleeding on him! The Logic Cannon attempts to fire at the Chaos Shard, but nothing happens... The three teams deal 18,000 damage to Oblivion! The Enchanted Deck binds the Ace of Clubs and uses the 8 of Diamonds on DextraBomb, dealing 10,000 damage and inflicting even more Bleed which stacks up so DextraBomb takes an additional 6,000 damage! The Streamer summons more Pokemon. Fayther unleashes a Violent memory onto CogWynd, tripling the damage of his next attack! Everyone else idles.
Pentel one-shots DextraBomb! The Godmodder once again takes out the Red Tooth and raises it up in the air, red lightning crackling around the blade! The Godmodder notices interestingly that a very small amount of chaotic energy is being drawn to the blade, energy he doesn't recognize... He unleashes it and watches a torrential wave of pure red energy slam into the Perfect Sphere, destroying the Peacekeepers, Outer Shield, Support Systems, and the Middle Barrier (which has just enough HP to be destroyed even with the Guardian Orbs' influence!)
The Godmodder, once the turn is over, puts the Red Tooth back in his scabbard and decides that it is finally time to unleash the 5th Trial. He cracks his knuckles and levitates in the air, a supercell of blue energy forming above him as the biggest, most horrifying summoning circle any of you have ever seen begins to form -- and then is promptly snuffed out by the wind. The clouds disperse and the Godmodder is knocked to the ground. In fact, everything is. Every player, every entity, every mob. Those in the air are knocked back and descend from orbit a bit. All of you see a twinkling object in the sky that appears to be the source of the push.
Those of you with objects that allow you to view anything in the universe zoom in on the object, which appears to be a piercing beam of pure green energy that is rapidly moving through space and is homing onto the server! The Godmodder stares at the thing in shock... There's no way there could be a THIRD Trial interrupted by an external force, right? None of you make a move to interact with the beam, and that's when you realize you can't: none of you can move. Not even the Godmodder.
All of you are powerless to watch as the beam collides with the server's surface, landing not very far from the Battlefield. An explosion isn't created, nor a shockwave, nor is anything destroyed. Everything briefly turns pixelated, and the various glitches around the server cease. Everything then fades to a white light, and the Godmodder clutches his head, apparently in pain. The server then glitches out immensely, and then -- nothing.
Minecraft's window just closed. Everyone connected to the server stares in complete shock. Is... Is that it? Is it over?
No, of course not. Minecraft quickly boots back up, everyone's client saying that an update is in progress. When Minecraft re-loads, everyone's back on the server. Everyone notices that Minecraft's version history now reads "Minecraft 2.0". The Godmodder quickly notices as well, and frantically scans the game's code for any changes Mojang's patch just unleashed onto the server. He eventually finds something that he apparently expected, as he breaks into a small grin.
GODMODDER: Well. Looks like this Trial won't be completely ruined after all. All I'll have to do is make a little modification, which Alpha suspected would happen, and then I'll be on my way.
With that, the Godmodder and Pentel quickly abscond out of the Battlefield, flying through the sky until they disappear. You all quickly realize that staying on the Godmodder's tail would be in your best interests, and you all make a mad dash towards the position he flew to. All of the entities follow, not wanting to miss out on any of the action. You manage to follow the Godmodder's trail relatively closely, and the veterans who've been in in the war since the End of Act 2 realize that the path being followed is exactly identical to the path of the World Tree, Yggdrasil.
Soon, you all enter the Mesa Biome that surrounded Yggdrasil (before the Tree's destruction). Even from the edge of the Biome, you can see that a massive hulking structure is blotting out the sky in Yggdrasil's place, and it's decidedly less arboreal than its predecessor. Once you make it out of the mesa and into the glade that the tree resided in, you can quickly see the full extent of the structure.
It is, in essence, a massive tower forged from several blocks that none of you recognize. It stretches high, much past the normal block limit, and bears more than a passing resemblance to the Conclave of Earth. At the very top, a huge mass of storm clouds congregates, blocking out the natural light of the sky even more than the tower itself. The only light around the area is a ring of glowstone set around a large temple placed near the tower.
You all quickly realize that the temple is the spawn point of the server, and that every player who's respawning is spawning right in the middle of the temple. Nearly all the fighting stops as the players quickly realize that you, the Descendants, are in the vicinity. Soon, a ring of hundreds of thousands of players surrounds you all, none of them moving. One guy rushes through the crowd holding a camera and attempts to take a selfie with you. He's sniped in between the eyes by a player clad in diamond armor.
Other than that, no one moves and no one talks, until an extremely loud cheer is produced. All the players look at you eagerly, sure that you're going to storm the tower and confront the Godmodder up above. As you all realize that that must be where the Godmodder's chosen to hide himself, a voice broadcasts itself throughout the server.
GODMODDER: Would you look at that! Your antics have finally attracted a crowd, Descendants. A crowd of NOOBS! I'm going to make sure none of you are able to climb this tower! Just try and stop me!
And then, another voice, so quiet that it's barely audible, yet still somehow commanding immense power. It's Notch himself.
NOTCH: Alright, I'm hijacking Richard's console here. This trick won't work for too long, so I'll need to make this quick.
NOTCH: If this is working right, only you, the Descendants, can hear me. Mojang needs your help.
NOTCH: The patch we just made delivered an item onto the server: the Key. It's a little USB stick that was delivered to here, the ruins of your Yggdrasil.
NOTCH: As we expected, Richard planned for this. He took the thing up to his Tower and is keeping under lock and... er, key. But it's of crucial importance that you get this thing!
NOTCH: We've assumed that you've collected one of our Discs in your quest. If the Key is brought to one of the Discs of Mojang, it will activate and completely shut down Richard's Operation.
NOTCH: Every player will be freed! And then it will be up to you to take out Richard himself.
NOTCH: We're working on a way to bring him down, and maybe even restore the universe. But it's gonna take a while, and there's still Project Binary to contend with. We've been told there's a plan to beat him, so...
NOTCH: Focus on climbing that tower. You're doing a great service, Descendants. Notch out.
NOTCH: Really? "Notch out"? I need to work on my exits.
Notch leaves after the message. All of the players form two columns that face you, giving you a clear path through the temple and to the gate of the tower. You all run through the temple and smash open the gates to The Tower. The entrance is very simple, with minimal lighting and stylish decor. There's a spiral staircase in the middle of the room that leads upwards through the ceiling, and an elevator in the middle of that that leads downwards. Some of the elite players have followed you in, and the rest stop and watch, the fighting of GodCraft -- at long last -- drawing to a close. All of the entities follow you inside as well.
Your goal is clear. You'll need to recover the Key and use it with the Disc of Mojang. Split realizes there's only one left, scoffs, and tosses it over to you all. You store it in a Group Inventory. Suddenly, the entire tower glows blue, everyone hovering in midair for a few seconds. The Trial has officially begun, you all realize. It's time to end the Operation.
How to Play:
Yeah, no drawing yet. I'll get it up later! (Sixteen and a half months later, to be precise. Good God, that took a while. Ignore this message from the future.) So this is how the Trial will go:
You will be split into two teams: Team Excelsior and Team Excavate. Team Excelsior will be climbing up the Godmodder's staircase and braving his waves of challenges in an effort to reach the top of the tower and secure the Key. Team Excavate will be taking the Godmodder's escalator down to the basement floors of the tower, where the roots of Yggdrasil remain. Once you get to the basement, you will have to energize Yggdrasil's remaining power to destroy the tower.
It will be up to you to decide if you will join Team Excelsior or Team Excavate.
Only when both of these tasks are complete will the Trial end! As you have noticed, all the entities made the jump with you, and new entities can be summoned. All the entities will be with Team Excelsior, but, as you have also noticed, there are several new players with you. Those who are in Team Excavate can choose some of the players to accompany them on the expedition.
I wish you all good luck. Once this is done, the Operation will be over, and then it's time to destroy the Godmodder!
The Itinerary:
> AGs + Ns: Join Team Excelsior!
> AGs + Ns: Or, join Team Excavate!
> PGs: I honestly don't know.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,216,500/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 16/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 98,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Oblivion: [???] HP: 261,000/400,000.
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???. Robot Master Armada: 4,000/4,000 HP. (x10.)
Split: [N] HP: 207,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang. Has an attack boost for five turns.
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,120.)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x743.) Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x47.)
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Team of Players: [PL] NowIsTheTime, XYZED_, 3141592, !!!OMFGCLOWN!!!, Meta_Knightmare, >xyyxy<, L337Man, tooGODLY, [email protected] Five of these guys can accompany Team Excavate. Pick who!
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/66,500/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/66,500/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/66,500/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP.
Perfect Sphere Modules: [AG] Bridge: 0/50,000 HP. Housing no players. I AF Hangar: 38,000/100,000 HP. I Guardian Orbs: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x4.) I Aureus Spawner: 50,000/50,000 HP. Squares: 1/1 HP. (x5,000.) I Lightning Modules: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Weath Ray: 75,000/75,000 HP. III
Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Guardian Angel: Invincible. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 179,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIII 115%. In Overclocked mode. Winding down. Next attack tripled.
Logic Cannon: [AG] HP: 170,000/200,000. Uses logical inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Mob Platoon: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Herobrine's Wrath: III
PvP Elites: [AG] HP: 144,500/150,000. Diamond Dance: III
Refugees: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Super Rush: III
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦.
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 126,000/160,000.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RAD
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 20/30. Creativity: 16/50. Nutrition: 7/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x3, Happy.
Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.
Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 198,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.
Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x47.)
Bearger: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Earthquake: III
Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III
Top of the Tower:
Pentel: [PG] Leaves in three rounds.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 66.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III IN USE (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
19 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
19 Pie Filling
19 Weasel Snot
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 37/50
A.B.E.: 1/50
"So either go punch the godmodder's stuff in the face or break an old tree. ...I'm going with the first one."
>JOIN EXCELSIOR
>NOMINATE PLAYER "Meta_Knightmare" TO EXCELSIOR
You just got RED AND GREEN TEXT FORMING A PUN RELATING TO YOUR SLOW POSTING SPEED!
/twinjanull
Oh no
Yay, TWINPOST! *Starts dancing*
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Whoops, posted four time that last update. Just going to leave this here so I don't forget to redo that post.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I join team Excelsior
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $154
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 10/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 10/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 10/11
+2 to Wilson
@Twin:That last post was RP-only in any case.
And you failed to respond to the first post I made. There were non-breaky actions within. So please either respond to that, or my fourth post.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Woo, being dead. I respawn.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Oh, twin, I derped. The Preston Cole's ships should have left, I forgot to say that. They're hiding out at Vriska's city to avoid being obliterated by everything on the battlefield.
10/11 for the town painter
Hank stays with Wilson, whichever way he goes.
the Bus:
Oh, right, sorry Astria.
I was in contact with Vriska Serket from Homestuck for a while, and she told me that she'd have someone come pick me up at the soonest opportune moment, as she had a surprise for me, which seems to have turned out to be a version of the TARDIS, from a show called Dr. Who.
Skye looks up from her computer again. "Not just any TARDIS, but we've asked around, it was the one Dimentio was flying."
Wow. Okay, that's... Eric just stops, stunned. Coulson continues explaining.
"Essentially, while Vriska was still logged onto Godcraft, piono had her put together an army from the various groups scattered about Godcraft. So she founded a city in a valley that she found that was far enough away from world spawn to be out of immediate danger."
"At first all she accumulated were a handful of fearful refugees, putting up shacks, but once Minecraftians started finding the place, it wasn't long before a proper defensive structure was built, and word started to spread."
"Vriska started a new faction, just for the city, and it turned into basically the only truly safe place in Godcraft, and almost all the refugees who could make their way, did. And this created some interesting interactions."
"Us for example. We're from a world more closely aligned technologically with the Earth Minecraft is based off of, but with access to high level magic and sci-fi tech, this thing has become an effective flying fortress of nigh-unstoppable firepower."
"Eventually, plans started coming out, and after the Dimentio event, Vriska told some of the people she trusted most what had been going on. There was a bit of resentment, but since she was the only one in the loop and able to help us stay informed of events elsewhere, without putting actual people in danger."
"I think that mostly sums it up."
Sanford and Deimos both look impressed. Eric has gotten a wide-old grin on his face.
You okay Eric?
Its not every day your new ride turns out to be the TARDIS.
I think this is the best thing that's happened to me since this bloody war started.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
WHOOOOOOOOOOO TWIN POST!!!!!!! I buff All AG players and entities by making all their attacks crit or mini crit, 100 percent of the time. I take Epona 2 and apply the opposite affect on Epona 2 while It is weakened I strife it with an infinite strife specifius and every weapon ever. I then equip the essence of undefined and activate it . A Haze sweeps over godcraft, Enveloping everything slowly. There is something peculiar about the haze, it is't haze. It is nothing, absolutely nothing. looking like a blackness in reality, a gaping hole where the world should be. As this void fills the world I start to feel the pull of the essence. Words, some screamed, some whispered. Secrets and knowledge forever censored , forever hidden, are sent to me in an unrecognizable form, as it is in a lighter degree to everything fighting here. The essence slowly slips out of my mental and physical grasp.I regain it before the UNDEFINED escapes. Quickly now, I manipulate the essence, using it to drain the life force of all PG entities, with at least 5% of every creatures life force.
"The power I now hold in my is extremely potent" So, lets have some fun !!"
I take the power and use it to create an artifact that can nullify ONE of any kind of the GODMODDERs attacks
Woo, Big Gamble! Time to be an outrageous munchkin and toss Justice's Deight at a PG, then loophole it 3 places higher.
... Okay, that was stupid of me.
It's okay, everyone makes mistakes! Now keep trying!
... Why did I even make you. Whatever, go bother Yggdrasil or something.
Sure thing! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ugh. I hate him and everything he stands for. ...Why did I tell him to talk to a tree? Whatever. I should check on the Mesa and finally eat this cherry.
I boil the Cherry Big Bomb thrice, drink the fluids, and eat the pot, then consume the Cherry itself, absorbing all the potent Reality Majyyks. As well as all the deliciousness. I then attempt to ascend to Alpha.
After I ascend/fail to ascend, I attempt to see whether the kids have started or finished their Scratch, and whether they have escaped safely. With my Trifected Ring. That didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meanwhile, my split arrives at Yggdrasil's roots thanks to time travel. Or at least attempts to.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 21/50
More Runic Shielding 46/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 8/11
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 3/11 (Planck's Decad)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender (Level 10: 1/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-43, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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==Entity Commands==
Everyman, HEAL UP
11 and I join
ExcelsiorProject Big Giant Escalator.I attempt to simply build a HALI stairway up to the top of the tower, to see what happens.
Suddenly, timeclones of 11 and myself appear and attempt to join Excavate.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Null: That moment when you get flu shot and somehow still get it ;-;
Action: I join Team Excavate!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
GRRR... FINE! CAN I STILL KEEP MY
TEXT SIZE? /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
No. You're too loud.
/null
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Void or Live -c Small Living Quarters = Void or Live (4/4!)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order = Order Chest (4/7)
Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix = Occultic Automater (2/6)
Abyssal Inferno 46/50 (Crystalized x2)
Inky Shard 8/8!
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Void or Live.
Afterwards, I alchemize Void or Live -c Storage Room -c ~ATH Computer (1/???).
I cast The Blot, and fire the Blotspitter at Oblivion.
I'm joining Team Excelsior. That's really all there is to say on the matter, unless I cannot. Also, I doubt putting the Disc of Mojang within all of our collective grasps is a good idea, seeing as one of us could take it out of the group inventory, and annihilate reality, or something of the sort.
~
I do not even bother attempting to escape from Bill's grasp. It will do no good to run.
I know full well how important this particular Journal is to you. I've also taken precautions to make sure you can't destroy it. Or, rather, you will have a hard time attempting to do so. As for how I came to obtain this book, it is a rather long story. But, we've got plenty of time.
I wave my right hand through the air slightly.
If there's one thing I know about the mindscape, it is that anything is possible within its bounds.
A swirling circular window of amethyst energy appears in the normally monochrome mindscape, occasionally ejecting a bolt of arcane lightning in a completely and utterly random direction. Slowly, an image begins to form upon it. After several moments, the vision becomes clear. The area is rather dim, as if it were the middle of night. In general, the place shown appears to be... a gift shop. Hah. Silence dominates. It is quite clearly the middle of night. However, it appears as if there is one person who is currently not asleep within this shack. This person's presence is revealed by the almost monotonous flashing of white light from down the hallway diverging from the central gift shop the window displays. I glance over at the window, and its vision appears to head down this hall. An extremely muffled creaking is one of the only non-natural sounds in this place, likely from the floorboards. The vision of the portal appears to head directly to the source of the flashing, a room containing three figures, or perhaps objects, of note. The vision of the window abruptly ceases heading towards the source, and comes to tensely rest beside the doorway. The vision briefly reveals the hem of dark black robes beneath it, likely insinuating that the vision is from the perspective of some robed fellow. And, considering who summoned this window, it is likely mine. The sight of the window briefly peeks around the corner, into the room. The three aforementioned things of note are an old, decrepit-looking copier, a pig, and a fellow wearing a suit and a fez. The man appears to be using the copier to scan, and print, the pages of some book upon it. The man looks over to the pig, and the perspective appears to shift backwards, hiding from the sight of the man. The fellow appears to say something to the pig, along the lines of "you didn't see nothing." Hah. As he presumably goes back to copying, I, by which I mean the perspective of the window, peers into the room once more. Suddenly, the window shifts in shape from a circular window to a gear. This amethyst gear begins to spin, obscuring the image. When the spinning ceases, the thing transforms back into a window, revealing the interior of the house once more. An hour or two appears to have passed. At this point, the robed figure evidently serving as the sight of the window appears to be staring at some sort of shelf in the central gift shop area. A pale, thin hand with long, nimble-looking fingers dives into the black robes, emerging once more, holding what appears to be a bronze wand. The wand is pointed to an area underneath the aforementioned shelf, and a black light leaks from the tip. The black-robed figure who serves as the perspective of this window reaches underneath the shelf with his other hand, stealthily fumbling for several moments, before pulling something out. It is an age-weathered book, emblazoned on its cover with a six-fingered hand, the number three upon its surface. The window fades to violet once more. I look at Bill.
GAAH! FINE! /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED