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413 HYPE! Everyone, lets build a train!

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what you get for not having an updop during hype season. ;P

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Today this will be Waiting for Twin to do a Mega Post or he wont be in a Day or 2

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Today this will be Waiting for Twin to do a Mega Post or he wont be in a Day or 2

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Yes, yes, happy 4/13 to you too.

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It's claymation vines. What.

8/11 for town painter

Its fine serpent.

As no one seems to have done anything in the roleplaying bits, and nothings happened to provoke Hank's ire yet, I guess I'm not doing anything important in this post.

(null post) you could do a mini intermission if you were bored enough

This...

This is a...

MASTERPIECE.

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(Let's take it to the forge tho)

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Ninja? Please don't tick off Engie.

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What? His entities where the only non-AGs left.

Happy 4/13 everyone! (or the less fancy 13.4)

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What? His entities where the only non-AGs left.

Happy 4/13 everyone! (or the less fancy 13.4)

That does not mean to kill them.

Surely you realize the sheer masses could easily turn on and kill us. Or you. Probably you.

I attempt to medigun the Pyromaniacs back to full health despite not having any actions left, or, in fact, a medigun.

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What? His entities where the only non-AGs left.

Happy 4/13 everyone! (or the less fancy 13.4)

They're not 100% with ya, but that doesn't excuse ya from killing 'em, ya dingus.

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They're not 100% with ya, but that doesn't excuse ya from killing 'em, ya dingus.

They're people, Ninjatwist. <GLaDOSvoice>And you murdered them. Just like you murdered Her. You monster.</GLaDOSvoice>

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Hey, you don't need splits to have extra characters, and they're kinda fun to write.

A heavy freighter of the sort used by Anachron to ship ore and nonmilitant materiel sails in over Grayhold, flying low to sustain both a heavy load and the nonnuclear turbine engines necessary to avoid further damage to the library-fortress, and comes to a hover over a large, flat gap in the structure, whether courtyard or crater not entirely clear, and, opening its cargo doors, lowers a bulky pallet of the rough armor-comp crates the Anachron uses, strapped together with simple extruded strips of the same material. Zand drops down after it and waves to the unseen crew of the vessel, which lofts up and to the east as far as turbines can carry it before igniting its fusion torch in an eye-stinging column of flame and disappearing into the sky.

Stuff charges/+1x2 to Erelye if I actually have an action left, if not /storynull

Quote from Amperz4nd»

Hey, you don't need splits to have extra characters, and they're kinda fun to write.

A heavy freighter of the sort used by Anachron to ship ore and nonmilitant materiel sails in over Grayhold, flying low to sustain both a heavy load and the nonnuclear turbine engines necessary to avoid further damage to the library-fortress, and comes to a hover over a large, flat gap in the structure, whether courtyard or crater not entirely clear, and, opening its cargo doors, lowers a bulky pallet of the rough armor-comp crates the Anachron uses, strapped together with simple extruded strips of the same material. Zand drops down after it and waves to the unseen crew of the vessel, which lofts up and to the east as far as turbines can carry it before igniting its fusion torch in an eye-stinging column of flame and disappearing into the sky.

Stuff charges/+1x2 to Erelye if I actually have an action left, if not /storynull

Mergh. I'd need to actually think of something, first.

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Since the hype is misplaced, I shoot the Hype Cannon at the godmodder.

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Deep within the country of Sweden, the exiled game company Mojang AB has found their home inside their former headquarters' subterranean roots. While Project Binary has laid waste to the world, subjugating it under his rule, Mojang has been hard at work constructing the ultimate plan to counteract the Godmodder's Operation. While Project Binary was originally created to do such a task and Mojang was put on the team to help him, it became quickly apparent that Project Binary sought to completely annihilate Minecraft, an act which would signal the destruction of all Mojang had worked for.

Once Mojang had been exiled from the Counteroperation and labelled as terrorists across the country for trying to work against Project Binary and bring back Minecraft after the Operation would be destroyed, Mojang fled to Sweden and hid inside a secret underground bunker they had constructed in the event of an armageddon-class scenario, one that would arise either on Earth or in Minecraft itself.

They've been playing with fire for years, and now they've been burned.

Mojang's aforementioned ultimate plan is Minecraft 2.0, a new patch that will be automatically installed onto every Minecraft client once it is finished. The update comes in two parts: one that is in the process of being finalized, as represented by the loading bar, and the other that is still being worked on. The first part must be finished quickly, but the second part will only come into play later.

Surveying the progress of the update's installation is a man in a coat who would prefer to remain nameless for the time being. He has done some things in the past that he regrets. Some things he shouldn't have done. But he remains adamant about his cause, and the cause of Mojang, the company he works for.

The man pulls up a sub-screen on the computer's monitor and makes some last-minute changes and corrections to the update's code, surveying it to make sure everything is in position. Sure enough, everything seems to be working just fine. All the programmers have done their part, the designers modeled everything correctly... It will work just as intended. The man pulls down the screen and lets the update run its installation.

As should be obvious to anyone with a brain, the man's name is Markus Persson, more often referred to in the gaming community as Notch. All the other workers of Mojang are on break, taking some well-needed rest times after coding for several months straight in preparation for the update. But at last, all their work will come to fruition. Today is the day.

Huh? What's that? Oh. It looks like a computer just turned on at the other side of the room. Normally computers don't spontaneously turn on and off, but hey, you're in a dilapidated old bunker. Stray wires are practically falling from the ceiling. Unless it's... It.

As was previously mentioned, everyone else is on break and no one else is in the room with you. They must all be scattered in the adjacent rooms, considering none of you have gone up to the surface in several months. You staying here is the only thing that's keeping you alive. If any of you were to surface, you'd be killed on the spot. Project Binary would be on your position faster than you could say... Than you could say... Huh. Maybe you should have thought of something to say. Whatever.

You decide to investigate.

Sure enough, it's this guy. Alright, let's see what it has to say.

Huh. You've come to expect this type of crypticness from its thoughts. The Black Monolith only gives answers to those who can brave its perils and crack its seals. But ever since it came into your possession, it's grown increasingly co-operative. Of course, you still need to prod it for answers. The Monolith is what's keeping your position veiled from Project Binary. The supercomputer knows you're working on something, but doesn't know where, and that's how you want to keep it.

Now, on to the message. "They" must refer to the Descendants, but what did They find that could warrant a special notification?

You decide to find out.

THEY FOUND SOMETHING
SOMETHING IMPORTANT
What?
YOU KNOW WHAT
IT WAS YOU WHO HID IT
You couldn't mean... The Red Sea?
I COULD MEAN, AND IN FACT I DO MEAN
YOU TRIED TO KEEP THE THING HIDDEN BUT IT'S LEAKING
SOMETHING SO POWERFUL DOESN'T STAY UNDER WRAPS FOREVER
ALL IT WILL TAKE IS ONE LASER AND THE WORK OF THE ENDERMEN WAS FOR NAUGHT

You don't think Richard plans to do such a thing, do you?
HAHA NO, HE'S PREOCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT
SCHIZOPHRENIA TROUBLES, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Apparently not. So why do you feel like bringing this up now?
You feel the need to remind me of the hole I dug myself by making this game?
I DON'T NEED TO REMIND YOU OF IT
IT CONSUMES YOUR EVERY THOUGHT
WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERY THOUGHT OTHERWISE THERE WOULD BE NO ROOM FOR CODING AND PROGRAMMING
Thought that would go without saying.
But... Do you think They will plan to use this information to Their advantage?
UNLESS THEY FOUND A WAY TO CONTROL THE PRIMORDIAL ESSENCE OF CHAOS ITSELF
I DOUBT THERE IS EVEN A WAY THEY COULD USE THIS TO THEIR ADVANTAGE
AND ANYWAY THAT ISN'T EVEN THE PRIMARY REASON WHY I CHOSE TO CONTACT YOU
THE FIRST HALF OF MINECRAFT 2.0 IS INSTALLING, CORRECT
Indeed it is.

IT'S ABOUT TIME, MARKUS
THIS THING HAS BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT FOR WHAT, MONTHS
MINECRAFT ONLY TOOK TWO YEARS TO TURN INTO AN OFFICIAL GAME
The process wasn't that simple and you know it. This was the riskiest project I've ever done since starting
Minecraft.
And the quest to turn that universe into a game was life-consuming. Almost literally.
But I got godhood about of it, even if it's digital godhood.
THE QUESTION OF WHY EXACTLY YOU CHOSE TO ADAPT ONE OF THE WILDEST UNIVERSES IN REALITY INTO A CHILD'S GAME IS ONE I HAVE YET TO
POSE AND ONE I WON'T RIGHT NOW
SINCE I WOULD PREFER TO TALK ABOUT THE RECENT PATCH
...Okay then.
As you know, the goal of Minecraft 2.0 is to undo Richard's Operation. After extensive research which was conducted during the months GodCraft has been online, even before Project Binary was unveiled, we finally discovered a way to do so.
We constructed an item directly powered by the Disc of Mojang itself.
And we used you to do it.

You teleported here with the goal to help us in creating Minecraft 2.0, which was really quite nice of you.
Apparently you knew this day would come, and told Them, the Descendants, that we would have a role in utilizing Richard's weakness.
Which apparently, is the task we're setting out to accomplish.
INDEED
I TOLD THEM THEY WOULD NEED YOUR HELP
AND THAT YOU WOULD NEED THEIRS
BOTH OF THESE STATEMENTS ARE TRUE AND ARE DEMONSTRATED IN THIS VERY PATCH
Right. We used your wish-fulfilling power and your substance to create an uncraftable item and hid it in the patch:
The Key.
We have the power to get it onto GodCraft, where it will presumably land onto the ruins of Yggdrasil. From then on, it's up to the Descendants to use it.
ONCE THEY PLUG THE KEY IN, THE OPERATION WILL BE LIFTED IN ITS ENTIRETY
It's a simple plan in theory, but in practice, I doubt it will be so easy.
Richard is known for his craftiness, his cunning. His ability to make powerful constructs. And also for his tendency
to be overshadowed.
Given recent events, he will be very ticked off by the latter bit, and will utilize the former ones in full force if
he happens to be near the Key when it lands.
Hopefully they will prepare for the worst.
YOU TALK ABOUT THE PLAYERS KNOWING HOW TO HANDLE THE GODMODDER
YET YOU IGNORE THE BIGGEST ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
PROJECT BINARY
...Yeah. Him.

We can't even do anything except stay in this bunker because of him.
You've given us protection, but... This won't last.
PROJECT BINARY THINKS BIG
HE WANTS TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE DRIVING FORCE OF THE PLOT, OF THE NARRATIVE
IF NOT STOPPED HE WILL BECOME THE DEATH OF YOU ALL
AND UNFORTUNATELY I SEE NOTHING THAT CAN STOP HIM EXCEPT FOR TWINBUILDER'S PLAN
THAT AND YOUR OWN DIVINE POWER
Wait, seriously?
YES, ALTHOUGH IT'S NOT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW
So... We just have to wait for TwinBuilder and my power of awesomeness to pull through.
In the meantime there's not much we can do; that seems like what you're saying...
IT IS
IN THE MEANTIME, ONE CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT WHAT PROJECT BINARY COULD BE DOING
HE COULD BE UP TO ANYTHING, HE ALREADY CONTROLS THE MINDS OF THE WORLD
AND NOW HE CONTROLS THE VERY CELESTIAL BODIES OF THE HEAVENS

You don't mean...
I'VE ALREADY SPECIFIED THAT I DO MEAN AND I WILL ALWAYS MEAN
HE HAS COMMANDEERED THE MOON

HE HAS A CONSTRUCTED A MOONBASE WHICH SERVES AS HIS SECONDARY HEADQUARTERS BESIDES THE CONCLAVE
AS IF HE WAS NOT CONTENT WITH CONTROLLING AN ENTIRE PLANET, HE EXTENDS HIS REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
IT IS WHERE HE PLANS TO KEEP ALL THE MINECRAFT PLAYERS HE CAPTURES UNDER LOCK AND KEY
HE EVEN MANAGED TO CAPTURE SEVERAL DESCENDANTS UNTIL THEY ESCAPED THANKS TO A SERIES OF CONTRIVED CIRCUMSTANCES
IT DREDGES INTO RETCON TERRITORY
Hmm. And you're saying there's not much we can do about this.
Even though I could basically have you ask for Project Binary's influence to be removed from Earth.
You're a wish-granting machine!

I TOLD YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW): PROJECT BINARY SEEKS TO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE
AND HE IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO ACHIEVING THIS TASK
HE CAN CHANGE AND IS CHANGING PLOT IN HIS FAVOR, RENDERING HIMSELF UNBEATABLE, CHANGING THE LANDSCAPE
HIS ABILITIES FAR OUTWEIGH HIS WEAKNESSES, OF WHICH THERE ARE PRECISELY THREE IN EXISTENCE
This all makes me wonder... What is he doing right now?
Spying on us? Spying on the world? Does he just do that all the time?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND OUT

Elsewhere, on the other side of the world, Project Binary keeps watch over Universe B, and the entire Trifecta to boot.

The reach of Project Binary's sight knows little bounds. Increasing amounts of data are becoming visible for him every second; he knows nearly everything there is to know about the planet, the universe, the little war the Descendants fought, and the interuniversal onslaught it evolved (or perhaps, devolved) into. While Mojang puts the finishing touches on their plan, Project Binary's plan is winding down as well. He's finished modifying his chassis, and now truly resembles a serpent, rather than a conglomerate of spare parts. Truly the pinnacle of human engineering. Well, not just human.

All the ships from across Earth are being called into orbit and out of Earth's gravitational reach. Across Manhattan, a squadron of ships flies, preforming such a task. Project Binary's plan, the Mate, is complete. Now, it is only a matter of time before it will be activated. Millions of Minecraft players have been caught and locked away in the Moonbase, meaning that GodCraft's population has effectively dropped to nearly half. None of the Descendants have been caught yet, but Project Binary isn't worrying about that too much. The Mate will take care of it.

Most of the ships are carrying a heavy payload of Minecraft players, meaning that there will be one last insurgence in captives before the final hours. So far, 9,123,462 out of the 19,223,130 people who have bought the PC game have been shipped off to the Moon, where they will remain for the rest of their lives. These players seem to be the only people immune to Project Binary's control, besides the country of North Korea, but once they are shipped off to the Moon, they learn to appreciate what Project Binary does for the world.

This process is greatly helped thanks to the presence of, effectively, a second Project Binary. The missile that was used to contact TwinBuilder was, after use, flown to the Moon, where it embedded itself in the lunar surface. Project Binary used the missile as an extension of his will, forming the Moonbase around it and using it as an assembly line for his spacecraft. After Project Binary sealed off a portion of his consciousness inside of the missile, a duplicate of Project Binary was formed, which means double the mind control and double the power.

And of course, the underlying topic behind it all, Mojang. Project Binary knows they plan to resurrect Minecraft, no doubt about it. They're hard at work fixing up a patch of some kind, to accomplish the very goal that the American government sought: destroying the Operation. It's best to let that slide, but it will be the latter part of their plan that will need to be interfered with. And what's even worse is that it could work. GodCraft is failing. For months it has been growing unstable, and in the near future, it will reach a tipping point. An event horizon, a point of no return.

Not to mention the signals. Around the outskirts of Universe C, Project Binary's been detecting short bursts of raw code beamed to whoever will listen. Once Project Binary recognized the signals as raw binary, he began to pay close attention, focusing his sight on that section of the universe. What he found was a being forged from binary itself, and Project Binary remembered the dim words of The_Serpent: she had asked if he was related to Binary, a monster she had summoned earlier in the war. Could this be it?

Questions to be answered for another time. For now, observing GodCraft will do.

GODMODDER: Would you look at this mess.

GODMODDER: The entire server's falling apart! This war has been going on for so long that not even my infinite computers can handle it... Too much chaos, too much destruction. The thing's even lagging! For only instances, but I notice. And it's not good.
GODMODDER: Something's gonna give, that much I know. All the victories these players have won... I can't even call them noobs anymore!
GODMODDER: But they've been messing with things they shouldn't! The destruction of Yggdrasil, of the Fourth Wall, of the First Block, the unleashing of the Glitch, the Vord, the puppet, that damn meteor that hit two Decembers ago... They've been digging their own grave! They're damaging the fabric of reality itself, and it can't take much more!
GODMODDER: Not to mention the IDLERS. Nearly half the server's just not moving, and they haven't been for months! There's no way they could have quit... But so many people, AFKing at once? No. Something suspiscious is going on here.
GODMODDER: And it's all gone to hell ever since I made a deal with HIM.
GODMODDER: THAT'S IT! It's time we had a TALK.

OMEGA: ALPHA! It's time you me had a TALK, pal.
ALPHA: You just said that, come on. At least vary your speech somewhat. I mean, you added "pal" at the end, but...
OMEGA: Shut up! I'm not here to argue over grammar and you KNOW it! My server's crumbling at the seams! Everything's falling apart! The place is glitching, half the playerbase just isn't responding, I'm getting literal lag spikes!
OMEGA: You promised me you would help in crushing the players, but so far what has your little plan accomplished? Next to NOTHING! And now I only have ONE HEART left! So FIX THIS!

ALPHA: Tsk. Really. You accuse ME of all this. Of all people, it's ME. YOU are the one who's screwed everything up!
ALPHA: My plan would have worked perfectly if you had actually carried it out successfully!
ALPHA: You couldn't stand up to the Vord, you didn't even become the PSI-GODMODDER!
ALPHA: For Herobrine's sake, Omega! You had all the Artifacts! You could have fought back against that puppet!
OMEGA: But... The tuba. You don't understand what it was like inside that thing!
ALPHA: I WAS THERE! And the whole time I was mentally kicking myself for getting in such a stupid situation!
ALPHA: Let's face the facts. You lord your status as the only living Omega+ godmodder in existence over everyone, but you don't have enough power to do anything except BOAST!
ALPHA: The only reason you killed Scratch was because of the Special Attacks I gave you, the only reason you found the Artifacts was because of MY knowledge!
ALPHA: You complain constantly about wanting to be in the spotlight and then you let yourself get overshadowed by EVERYTHING! The Invasion, Build and Split, Paradox Dimentio, the Arrival, the Glitch, the Vord, Psi-Scratch! YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE AN EFFORT TO FIGHT BACK!
ALPHA: IT'S A MIRACLE YOU EVEN MANAGED TO TRAP ANYONE ON THIS SERVER AT ALL!!

OMEGA: EXCUSE ME? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW *DIFFICULT* MAKING THIS SERVER WAS?? I DIDN'T HAVE THE DISC OF MOJANG WITH ME, I HAD TO CODE EVERYTHING FROM SCRATCH!
ALPHA: Oh yeah? Well why's your server LAGGING if you have INFINITE COMPUTERS, huh?
OMEGA: I DON'T KNOW! THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO ASK YOU! AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ME OF DOING NOTHING IN THIS ENTIRE WAR!
OMEGA: I AM THE REASON EVERYONE FIGHTS! EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE REVOLVES AROUND ME! JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE COURAGE TO TRY TO GAME THE SYSTEM AND GAIN ULTIMATE POWER, I'VE STARTED A BATTLE THAT'S TEARING REALITY APART! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME! SO DEAL WITH IT!!
ALPHA: You fail to take into account all the OTHER people in this massive game! Project Binary, Bill Cipher, ME, the Employer... Not all of their reasons for taking part in this were to FIGHT YOU! They're thinking BIGGER! They're looking PAST a simple server, like I AM! You say you have all this power, WELL THEN USE IT! I'VE GIVEN YOU PLENTY OF CHANCES!
OMEGA: WHY DIDN'T *YOU* DO SOMETHING AGAINST THE VORD, HUH?? YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THEM AT THE SOURCE BECAUSE
YOU'RE SOOOO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN ME, APPARENTLY! WELL FACE THE FACTS: YOU ARE ME!
ALPHA: AAAAAGH! You could have stopped the Vord too! Come on! We were working together, we were in our element! And SOMETHING WENT WRONG! SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG!
ALPHA: AND THE ONE TIME WE WERE CLOSE TO ACTUALLY TIPPING THE SCALES OF REALITY IN OUR FAVOR, THE ONE TIME WE COULD LITERALLY MANIPULATE THE NARRATIVE... YOU GOT YOURSELF TRAPPED IN A TUBA AND RUINED IT!!
OMEGA: ...Well. The ONLY reason I got myself locked in there.
OMEGA: IS BECAUSE I WAS TALKING TO YOU!!

ALPHA: ...Oh yeah.
OMEGA: ...Yeah. We need to work together. We can't start hating each other, not now.
OMEGA: So do you have any ideas on how to turn this around?
ALPHA: Yes. Two. One you can execute right now, the other will require some planning.
ALPHA: But both of them hinge on one point: there was one valid thing I said up there in that rant. Something always goes wrong for us. And I know what that thing is.
ALPHA: It's the Narrative. Build tries to steer it in a direction where we lose, and he always wins out. Despite our powerful godmodding and operation, the complete and utter manipulation of the Narrative is something we can't hope to emulate.
OMEGA: And Project Binary is trying to steer it in a direction where we lose too... And where he wins. Don't want that to be a thing!
ALPHA: It's closer to reality than you think.
ALPHA: But yes, we will need a way to get COMPLETE control over the Narrative. Going Psi-Godmodder was a very good shot at it, but thankfully there is something ELSE we can do that will accomplish the same task.
OMEGA: But that's the thing that will require some planning, I presume.
ALPHA: Yes. The thing we can do right now: I'm guessing you have a fortress of some kind built up?
OMEGA: Oh yeah. Constructed it in secret!
ALPHA: Good. You'll need to relocate it from wherever it is now to the origin point.

Omega stops moving for a few seconds.

OMEGA: Done.
ALPHA: Hah, alright then. Now about the problem of the server glitches...

ALPHA: You were right in that monologue you made before talking to me. The Descendants have irreversibly messed several things up, which is a chunk of the reason as to why GodCraft is falling apart. But there is another reason as well.
ALPHA: Partway through the fight against Scratch, he managed to locate Disc Two of Destroy the Godmodder and Scratch it, much like what his puppet, strudelkitty, did to Disc One back in the Homestuck Invasion.
ALPHA: The result was a temporary malfunction in TwinBuilder's Update Terminal, and a more prolonged effect of pure corruption.
ALPHA: Since there is no replacement disc, the game will begin to deteriorate until nothing is left and it has been rendered unplayable. And since the only scratch doctor around has been killed, I see no fix to this.
ALPHA: Not unless a third disc is somehow recovered, at any rate.
ALPHA: As to why Scratch did this, it is presumably to hinder the progress of the war, or to further the plans of the Employer. I'm not entirely sure.
OMEGA: So the glitches are starting to manifest on GodCraft.
ALPHA: Yes, and they will spread. But perhaps there is a way we could utilize this to our advantage?
OMEGA: Heh. Using pure chaos as a weapon. I like it.
OMEGA: But what about that other plan you said you had?
ALPHA: Oh, of course. Listen up.

THERE
NOW YOU KNOW THE PLANS OF PROJECT BINARY AND THE GODMODDER, AND WHAT TROUBLES THEM BOTH
Project Binary plans to derail the second half of our patch...
And the Godmodder really does have schizophrenia troubles. You weren't kidding.
THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER KID AROUND
THE NARRATIVE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

NOW, I SENSE THAT MINECRAFT 2.0 IS FINISHED INSTALLING
WHEN YOU GIVE THE COMMAND, IT WILL BE UPLOADED TO GODCRAFT ITSELF
THE PLAYERS MUST TAKE IT FROM THERE, SO ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT BACK AND WATCH
I WILL CONTINUE TO PROTECT YOU IN THE MEANTIME
...Alright then. Should I tell everyone?
THEY WILL KNOW
I SUSPECT LOUD ALARMS WILL START TO BLARE WHICH WILL CERTAINLY ALERT EVERYONE WITHIN A CERTAIN RADIUS
THE LARGE AMOUNTS OF LIGHT EMANATING FROM THESE MONITORS WILL GIVE IT AWAY IF ALL ELSE FAILS
Okay. Nothing left to do but enter, I suppose.

And Notch said, Let there be LIGHT!

And there was light.

> 4/13/15 - DAY 857 - THE COMPLETED MASTERPIECE

Well, there it is! The storypost is at long last up. Hopefully it was worth the wait. This thing NEEDED to finish before Trial 5 could begin. Unfortunately, I won't be able to post that today since I spent all my time working on this! It will be up tomorrow. And to all Homestuck fans: Act 6 Act 6 Act 5 is beautiful, check it out if you haven't already. Enjoy!

Wow that's a big storydump, and me without the time to read it. See y'all in an hour or two when I actually can see what this all is.

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Welp. That happened. Go sit around that tree, why don't you.

Wheeeeeeeeeee-

Ugh. I have no idea why I let this guy happen.

Unknown Entity: 45/50

Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor (Level 7: 4/8)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 4/10)

I knew I could feel something.

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We shall split up, in that case.

Furthermore, I think it's time I resumed UB operations...Oh, nope, the God-Emperor is telling me that Binary has PLOT ARMOR, effectively. Gah. I hate plot armor. Unless it's my plot armor.

H11. That would be a problem. I'11 take over a11acking on the Ba11lefield, then.

"Oh, Richard? Those idlers? Binary has captured them. You may want to take preventative measures."

I go to the Godmodder and start talking " umm Godmodder, you might want to help us destroy Binary , and don't you dare summon glitches! I mean, we all collectively measure up to the power of you, and who knows what these people will pull. So recognize THIS!! IF YOU DON"T WERE ALL DOOMED!!'

I start welding PLOT ARMOR, ( Twin, can I do a 100 post charge) And the TOME OF SUES, the TOME OF PLOT, THE TOME OF GODMODDING, the TOME OF TEH INTERNETS, and the TROPERS TOME. or the 5 tome pack( 60 post charge ?)

5 Tome pack 1/ 60?