Twin? I have the PERSONIFICATION OF THE BROKEN DISC right here, he can create his own weapons.
I open the Bedrock Chest. I then stab a PG that is not Epona II, and not invulnerable, with the Elevenfold Fracture (the sword).
/I go up a Meta Level and slice/chop/cleave the 1/12 in half/two/twain, leaving the Elevenfold Shattergun to be 1/1. It is complete/finished/done, and I shoot/fire at/fire upon a PG that isn't Epona II with it./
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Yet another nullpost: I think you mixed up the Outer Shield and Outer Barrier. The Outer Shield is like that annoying deflector shield that wont go away: it can be overwhelmed with enough firepower, but it will soon be back up and running. It also protects all the modules. The Outer Barrier is a hardened shield protecting the Perfect Sphere itself (or more specifically the device keeping the Perfect Sphere contained so its energy can actually be used). Thus, the Outer Shield cannot be removed unless the Perfect Sphere is destroyed. I thought I said that it regenerates at the end of each round, maybe you missed that?
BTW: Is the godmodder stalling by abusing the loophole that he cant be killed if he never initiates the next trial, or are we going to see another trial?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 1/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 7/7. Complete!
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 4/4 Complete!
Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 4/4 Complete!
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 1/4
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 1/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 1/?
I shift the Sacred Item meter a bit up... by creating new ones out of thin air and adding them to the inventory. No more fourth-wall-breaking - yet.
I also heal myself using the Cure Staff... by whacking myself with it a few times. Hard. A scream escapes my lips of, "Oh chlorophyll, the pain!" before the healing power of this counterproductive weapon goes into effect. And boy, does it.
To answer your question, Build, some of us feel like making travel aids. Others have received information from a source which will go unnamed that we might have need of such ways to travel soon. Well, all we got was a single word, but it had enough to push us towards this. And personally, I want a base of operations of some kind, and a ship is perfect for that. But who knows? I might have been instructed to do this.
DONE Potion of Antihope && Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Antihope 2/2
DONE Garnet && Amethyst &7 Pearl && Rose Quartz = Fuchsite 5/5
NEW Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
X-PLAGUE 30/30
The X-PLAGUE is released now. It saps the health of any entity it comes in contact with, like this;
The moment it gets the plague, the entity begins to lose health. At first, it loses it slowly, but as the entity lives it deals more damage per turn, until five turns where it deals one final hit and then leaves from the entity. If the entity dies before the 5th turn, 3 random entities are affected by the plague. Any entity the infected entity attacks has a 75% chance of getting infected, and an attacking entity has a 50% chance of getting affected. The only way to kill the plague is for Players to kill the entities before they die of plague, but players can catch it with a 10% chance per attack (either way, attacking or getting attacked), or for the entities to not die, so the plague can't spread. (NERF IF NEEDED)
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I celebrate that I have my RED TEXT BACK! The celebration ends with a KAMIKAZI CHARGE at the PG'S!
I get a bunch of bees and release them to attack all entities in sight!
In the distance, thousands of blocks away, a rip in the sky occurs. The rip emanates darkness, killing all life around it. Suddenly, it spits out a creature, then seals itself up.
The creature is very familiar, a player with purple eyes, with a trail of black leading upward to a massive creature. The Glitch damaged it, however, the player has scars all over it, and the creature has lost some darkness. But they're alive. The creature teleports to the battlefield, and says 2 words. 2 words are all it needs, since it's extremely loud in chat.
I'/\/\ |}ACK!
... Oh no.
OBLIVION
Hp: (You decide Twin!)
Atk: Strong
Abilities: Can convert enemies to [???], making their attack twice as strong, but halving their HP. Can attack through my posts.
(THE FINALE! This will end my story once he's dead!)
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So, uh, is Oblivion hostile to everybody? 'Cause if so, I already intend the culmination of my story, or at least the DTG2 section of it, to be one big attack, and Oblivion looks like a good target. Might not be, but certainly worth thinking about.
I forcibly teleport the nearest several PG entities into a circle around me. "Y'know, I've always found the concept of 360 noscoping kinda stupid, but just for today, I think I'll use my own version." All of my six mechadendritic arms deploy, each one holding one of my heavy alchemized weapons, and begin spinning the weapons 360 degrees while firing on the ludicrously fast full-auto that all of my weapons have, every round precisely targeted without use of a scope for a head-or-head-equivalent.
Reaction Beyond 2/11
Stuffs charge!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I was exploring at random, and then I encountered a couple of souls standing around, and then the editor went FUBAR and a bunch of Psi-Scratch related things happened.
You know, there wasn't actually anything in the popcorn, besides traces of butter. I may be... who I am... I suppose... but I am not the type of person to attempt to poison a physical god protected by narrative causality. Or, at the very least, I don't think I am.
In a moment of (likely poor) decision-making, I whip out the Writhing Stick. The only real entity available for assault is Epona II, I'm afraid. Despite its contribution to the AG-s, it is going to have to die, preferably in a disastrous and/or ostentatious fashion. In all honesty, I'd rather it be the former. Ostentatiousness isn't intentional, in this case. It will come with the destruction. The black cracks dripping some sort of fluid energy upon the wand seem to throb with heretofore unseen potency. I channel the dark energies within the Writhing Stick carefully. I'd prefer not to be annihilated by agonized souls, or their corruption. It would not do to be slain in such a manner, nor to be dragged down into the depths of Limbo (I assure you, if this occurs, I shall resist violently). I wave the Writhing Stick in the direction of Epona II. A slow whistling of the wind passes over the Battlefield, chilling all within. I twitch the Stick once more. Suddenly, several dozen dark shapes appear around Epona II. They retain some semblance of manifestation in a recognizable form, taking the visage of individual humans, or perhaps some other humanoid creature. The word 'humanoid' is extremely odd, when compared to the myriad of other bipedal, two-armed races in existence, but, I digress. The shapes begin to circle Epona II, exuding gaseous shadows as they do so. Traces of Gaseous Tenebrae seem to be within these clouds of vapor. Certainly interesting. The screaming of these dozens of nearly-living creatures seems to gnaw at the very corners of the minds of all nearby, inclusive of Epona II. Due to the proximity and targeting of Epona II to the souls, the metaphorical gnawing is more of an incessant firing of pain throughout the entirety of Epona II's brain, or whatever constitutes as a centralized nervous system in it. The souls twist and turn, before bowing to my will inevitably, as their summoner. I direct the souls into Epona II mercilessly. Instantaneously, the dozens of agonized souls surge into Epona II, writhing and pulsating with utter suffering. I carefully time the moments the souls inhabit the body of Epona II. It will not do to get the timing wrong, considering the aftereffects. Permanent possession will serve to detriment everybody. Suddenly, I wave the Writhing Stick. A warped, congealed, mildly fluid-like black liquid drips out of Epona II's every orifice. The stuff pools upon the ground. This is quite a bit better than floating out in the Void, I assure you. A spiderweb of black cracks appears on Epona II's surface, sucking in the light around it. Its general mental state diminishes, along with a shift to the pallor of the creature's skin, if it has any. It seems to be shuddering slightly. I lower the Writhing Stick. Hah. It appears to be suffering from some sort of demonic withdrawal, after experiencing possession. Epona II seems to be desiring the most readily-available source of demonic energies in the region. Demonic blood. If Epona II cannot find and consume such a liquid by the end of the turn, which appears to be the most likely result, it will suffer from the effects of unchecked demonic magics, effectively reducing the damage it can deal, or the intensity of its actions in general. Afflicting one with Fel is certainly an effective method of destruction. Hah. I de-equip the Writhing Stick.
I alchemize Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (1/???). Given our current situation, I'm probably going to need them. As an afterthought, I alchemize Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (1/???). A diamond chest is a chest that has approximately 108 slots, compared to a regular chest's 27. A Crystalline Brain is essentially a zombie's rotting brain that has been prepared via thaumic processes (primarily alchemy), and has been transmuted in composition to a more structured, logical form. In this case, the brain is composed of Order Shards of a thaumic nature. I believe I've explained what Vis Relays are several times now.
I begin another charge. This thing will be instrumental to my success in the field of thaumaturgy. Inky Shard 1/8. The thing is immediately boosted to 3/8 by Crystal and Amps' other +1-s. Hah.
~
I shift slightly, grabbing something from my alchemical bag. It appears to be a book. I open it, a glint of metal shining on the cover as I hastily flip to the first page. I flip through the pages, eyes sweeping over them, searching for something. As I am doing this, I speak.
I have two requests to make of you, then. Firstly, how might one briefly transfer their consciousness to the mindscape? And, secondly.
Then, I abruptly cease my searching through the tome. I hold the book up to face Bill. I point to the two pages currently revealed, both of which appear to be part of some sort of larger schematic. The lower right page appears to depict the upper left portion of a large triangle, a curved edge within. The vast majority of the two pages are dominated by a ring, drawn in ink, separated into different small sections at the edge of the initial line. Each small section appears to contain a singular rune. The remainder of the two pages are covered in what appears to be a... map of a maze, perhaps, with a box filled with some obscure writing in the lower left corner of the left page.
What is this, exactly?
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
"Hmm. You probably dismissed dying as a very odd dream. That can happen, as a result of post-resurrection denial. Most beings aren't too fond of the idea that they died."
An exclamation mark appears above my head due to the loss of Engietech personnel.
"Excuse me a moment."
Phantasm Umbra and Split, having been the main identifiable culprits, are suddenly confronted by my drone. The Pomson 9000, power nullifier ready for use, crackles with power.
"Actions have consequences. Actions taken to harm my personnel have consequences that involve large quantities of firepower. Desist from attacking my personnel, or else."
A Dragonfly Drone then flies in, beans Split over the back of the head with one wing, says something very nasty in it's undecipherable language that basically questions his intelligence (or lack thereof), and flies away. The Bladesmen briefly laugh, before quickly snapping back into formation.
Drive: Big Gamble (45/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)
Drive: Doorrior (27/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
The Selfless? (19/20) (Helping someone)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 10/11)
WARNING! A HUGE POST FROM 'The_Nonexistent_Tazz' IS APPROACHING FAST!
Hoo boy that is a lot of work I'll be needing to do. Granted, I think I can replace most of those parts with better ones, or improve them while I repair them at least. As the parts are already in place and merely need repair, let's start with those weapons and hull material, and the Generator while I'm at it.
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). I want my insurance against that thing in case it crops up again. You NEVER know. The Void is already screwy enough. Voidmetal is definitely voidproof. Diamond Nanogel because why not-it can't hurt. Some of Gutza's stuff needs more love anyways.
Also: (Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico (Fabrico is the Thaumic aspect of Repair, for future reference)) && Energy Creation Nodes = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Creation nodes, well, create stuff: Water Creation Nodes create water, for instance. Energy Creation Nodes create energy, powering the ship without any need for fuels whatsoever, hopefully.
Generic, the following Recipies are yours. Also, yes, we're repairing them all at the same time and doing this all at the same time so we can skip some duplication steps. Check to make sure if they're going to work-they might be too powerful, though hopefully they're not!
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Oblivion Eneriges sound like the best way to destroy anything and an excellent idea for a quad of front-facing miniguns.
(Defunct Drone Deployerx2 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.1 Kilogram) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Nytroglycerin was made during a 30-post charge to basically be every explosive in Godcraft condensed into a liquid sweat. That kind of sounds stupid in hindsight. As it was part of a weird injection, the Nytroglycerin made without my sweating process is actually stable-state, though equally potent. This stable-state Nytroglycerin is detonated in an odd manner: It reacts violently to Mercury, the liquid metal, but ONLY Mercury for some reason. Otherwise it could probably turn into a plasma without exploding. MST3K Mantra.
(Defunct Laser Turretsx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Reality Majjyks of Weakening = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Reality Majjyks of Weakening are not exactly terrific firepower in their own right-in fact, in terms of sheer power this would improve it by maybe a level or a half-level. However, as the name might suggest, their use on other entities will weaken them via the power that is commonly known as 'Nerfing', softening up defenses that sheer firepower won't. This means that these turrets can weaken foes for allied ships, as well as make them easier pickings.
Bender! As i can't really pay off you to do three whole Alchemies at once, you only get one, but the following is your duty. Unless you don't run a shop like I heard, or something. I'm pretty sure you did.
(Defunt Semi-Automated Rocket Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.25 Kilograms) && Oblivion Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This is the ship's strongest weapon, but it's also the heaviest and it's ammunition has a bit of a noticable reload period between rockets, so it balances out. Plus there's only one of it, the other guns are at least twofold. It can lock on to any target roughly the size of at least a military Jeep with a target-seeking module, but that requires some time to lock on, so it's alternate fire is a quick fire. All six rockets, however, are fired the same way in both modes: the first one on trigger pull, the second with an 1/6th second delay, the third with a half-second delay, and so on, meaning that the full barrage is released in the span of a second-after which, a 2-second reload period occurs. None of the other weapons on this ship require reloading at all and fire much, much faster, so this is less impressive than it might sound.
Goodness that's a lot of Alchemization.
I find Wilson, wherever he is right now. "Heya, Wilson! Umm, I kind of need to talk to you about a special service, might be out of your typical perview. OK, DEFINITELY out of it, but I'm going to need...Err, help. Lots of it."
Finally, for an actual attack: I switch out Brine with Markus and use it's creative energies to create and fire Splash Potions of Swiftness CXXVII, or 127, at my feet. Now going ridiculously fast, I rush over to a random wounded AG entity and carry them right off the battlefield and into a convenient player-made hospital in a untouched corner of GodCraft. It's known as the Ultra-Secret HosPITal, in memory of DemonicDaVinci and his attempts at creating a simple healing zone. And also PitTheAngel. Once inside, the Entity is quickly taken into the Ultra-Secret HosPITal's extreme emergency healing room, designed to quickly treat even the most grevious of wounds at any cost, and this random AG entity is exposed to the restorative might of 90,141,361,210,259,109 Quick-Fixes for, like, an instant. Much more and it probably would have turned into a useless, massive blob of tumors. I then run back to the main battlefield with the formerly-wounded AG entity in tow, and plop it back down. I then give this Entity a brief personal raincloud, which rains healing energies onto it. It fails to do anything to the Entity, but the ground around it is further healed, rising up into plants of healing, which spray a restorative substance all over the wounded AG entity I targeted for healing purposes. Why? Godmodder forces have been diminished. It is at this point the potion ends its effects.
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (10/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (10/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (10/11)
Enchanted Deck Action
I bind the Four of Spades in the Enchanted Deck to a +15,000 HP heal of a random AG entity. Nerf or buff as necessary.
Action
I heal the Streamer with the Black Hand. I also give the Streamer a stream of life energy. I guess you could call it... a lifestream.
02 Action
If Epona II is still alive, I pull out the Deva's Dissolver and fire a 20,000 word sternly worded message at Epona II in Hindi. All the arrows are tipped with aqueous ununoctium ions.
I get the modified D6 and jump at several PG entities. I reroll all PG entities around me ( 8 random entities) into AG entities. Or items. Maybe I will get lucky and get brimstone+ mom's knife from all this.
Once again alchemies I want to do.: essence of undefined + the golden gun. BFG+BFS+Reality warping glove
Reality Cannon: 2/30 (forgot to charge this last turn)
The Dicestaction: 16/30
The Third God: 29/50 (+5 from Crystal and Tazz)
Bunsen's Decad: 9/11
Mineral Decad: 7/11
==Actions==
Bender looks at Tazz.
Eh. What's in it for me?
Bender, please. It may save lives.
Meh.
BENDER LISTEN TO ME!
Fine.
Bender then cancels Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad and instead alchemizes D(Defunt Semi-Automated Rocket Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.25 Kilograms) && Oblivion Majjyks.
Oblivion's back, by the way. Looks like we'll have to kick his black hindquarters.
Lothyra then uses Antichamber on Oblivion. Bender rolls the Two Thousand's Decad at the Chaos Shard. Hopefully the Decad's reality-stabilizing effect will counteract the Chaos Shard's... chaotic energies.
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N/A
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 2 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Battlefield) I Jumped into the air and i fired Arrows and MLG Bullets at Epona II and i Realized i saw all of the Sacred Vials have 5/20 Each! God Dammit! i have to get some more and i Scrap some Destroyed Engietech Robots in the Scrapyard
My clones run up to the godmodder punching him. they get promptly eradicated and someone posts a "someone gonna die" meme thingy. good. I send armies of clones, each getting killed and leaving that meme in it's wake. Eventually This causes the forum to collapse, crushing the godmodder under posts and posts of meme. I then reach through the forum hole and grab the nonexistent tnt's sword signature thing and stab AG entities and the godmodder with the sword I then put it back, leaving the blood splatter slightly bigger then usual. The perfect crime. Quickly, I teleport to a safe position and fire a shot from the UNDEFINED blaster
@gutza Yo, you're supposed to do that all at once, as one Alchemy, exactly as I had it. It sounds like cheating, but honest to goodness it's not. Well, unless Twin objects, but that should be obvious. I'm trying to cut time here.
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (6/7)
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (2/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (2/???)
I draw the Crimson Twig. While pure destruction is not usually very useful in these situations, it certainly is in this context, for a plethora of esoteric reasons. My eyes sweep across the Battlefield, hopefully deluding the PG entities into thinking that I am choosing a target. That is not the case. I have already selected my target. I raise the staff of living wood into the air a slight bit, the gem strangely not glinting in the light of the sun. The crimson gem at the tip of the stave appears to be completely incapable of utilizing the light of the sun for anything. With a thought, the Battlefield's skies are obscured by innumerable dark gray clouds, blotting out the sun, and any other celestial bodies capable of emitting light. While this does not impact anything, really, I find clouds more bearable than the incessant shining of that cuboid star. Regardless, I slam the staff against the ground. The second the stave strikes the ground, the crimson gem topping the aforementioned staff begins to emit copious amounts of extremely dark gray energy. Pure Perditio vis. The entropic vis swirls around the staff, zooming around it for a moment, before stopping momentarily, and accelerating once more, in a manner somewhat akin visually to electron vacillation. The crimson gem appears to be serving as the core of the energy, to some extent. After several moments, I direct the staff to face Epona II. That reminds me. Epona II is a horse, correct? It doesn't particularly matter, considering I'm not utilizing dismemberment to slay it, but I suppose it might be beneficial to know. Anyhow, the Perditio around the staff begins to leak off, and accelerate towards Epona II at alarming speeds. The entropic vis strikes Epona II almost instantly, seeping into it. The pure, unmitigated destruction prevalent in both the Perditio and the Red Dragon from which the energy is being siphoned rockets Epona II's form, causing it to shudder with either fear, or the loss of bodily function. Based on how U like to deal with things, it is likely the latter. Nervous damage is usually irreparable, after all. The destruction shows itself once more, in the form of an aura of Perditio. Epona II begins to shudder and writhe uncontrollably, evidently from the pure stress of containing so much destruction within oneself. A burst of pure destruction blows a limb off of Epona II in a shower of red, leaving behind a bloodied, rough stump, and two crushed fragments of a limb elsewhere, lying in puddles of blood, or whatever life fluid Epona II has within itself, if any. I slash the Crimson Twig through the air. The destructive energies within Epona II promptly tear the creature apart, leaving behind fragments of a body, and large amounts of ash. The Perditio continues to ravage Epona II, regardless of its current state. It is best to make sure something you have killed is dead before you move on, after all. I place the Crimson Twig back within my inky-black alchemical bag.
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Grayhold Citadel, 10:07
Some time later, I stand in Grayhold once more, traversing the halls silently, carefully examining everything. There was some sort of infiltration on the lower west side, after all. I have no idea why one would desire to go into there. Every single room in that place has been afflicted by Taint. Flux Phage and Thaumahria would be prevalent in those who inhabit the place, and Taint Withdrawal in those who leave, or attempt to. Hah. But, I digress. This is in no way the reason I am here. I stride across a particularly long hallway, abruptly open an Arcane Door on the side, and step within, sealing the door behind me. The only thing in the room is a spiral staircase downwards. Thusly, I silently stride over, looking behind myself on more than one occasion. I travel down the staircase, walking down for what seems to be approximately seventeen minutes. Finally, I reach the utmost bottom of the staircase. The only thing of interest is a door directly next to the bottom stair. I pass through it, and examine the room within. It appears to be a rather large room, nearly one hundred fifty meters long, and around half a wide, with high, vaulted ceilings, and a large amount of essentia tubes within the floor. The very center of the room is raised on a pedestal, which is adorned with a singular Nether Portal. This is by no means the only Nether Portal here. It is simply the only one that I shall be using for the experiment. I turn around, and pull a lever on the wall behind me. The entry door is obscured by what appears to be a Thaumium blast door, inscribed with runes of warding. There is no need to release whatever I might find in here into the rest of the fortress. I pull out my shard of gray convenite, and look upwards. This will have to operate without the light of the sun. It might cause interference. Thusly, I stride down the length of the room, towards the Nether Portal. However, I abruptly cease walking around halfway to the Portal. I pull out some iron and a Minium Stone, and begin to construct something. After several minutes, I place what appears to be a meter-tall frame of iron capable of holding a crystal at its top in a manner akin to a Vis Relay on the ground before the Nether Portal. With a wave of the Hazel Wand, an Arcane Lamp on the wall begins to project all of its light towards the frame. All other lights in the room fade into nonexistence. I place the gray convenite atop the frame, in the designated position. The Arcane Lamp projects all of its light through the shard of convenite. If all goes well, this should fire the light directly into the Nether Portal, opening up the gateway into what realm the book in Limbo depicted.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I heal the most injured AG or N with a healing spell from the wand of inconvenience
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $150
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 8/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 8/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 8/11
+2 to wilson
-Battlefield-
Hmm...
Before Blue can continue, the drone receives an electronic message.
Engie. We might not get along, but like it or not, I know Blue a lot better than you do.
Continuing this line of conversation with her will result in nothing good. Stop.
/Time to show this imitator/impostor how oblivion really works./
I pull out eleven throwing knives, each apparently shattered....
They whistle through the air and into Oblivion's darkness.
Then, Oblivion notices its connection to the avatar has been severed.
\Shatter.\Break.\Fracture.\Destroy.\
The avatar receives its own dose of fractive majjyks, in the form of Elevenfold Fracture applied to the right arm, at the shoulder.
I consider ways to avoid being instakilled by Orchid if we enter the Void again.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Twin? I have the PERSONIFICATION OF THE BROKEN DISC right here, he can create his own weapons.
I open the Bedrock Chest. I then stab a PG that is not Epona II, and not invulnerable, with the Elevenfold Fracture (the sword).
/I go up a Meta Level and slice/chop/cleave the 1/12 in half/two/twain, leaving the Elevenfold Shattergun to be 1/1. It is complete/finished/done, and I shoot/fire at/fire upon a PG that isn't Epona II with it./
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Yet another nullpost: I think you mixed up the Outer Shield and Outer Barrier. The Outer Shield is like that annoying deflector shield that wont go away: it can be overwhelmed with enough firepower, but it will soon be back up and running. It also protects all the modules. The Outer Barrier is a hardened shield protecting the Perfect Sphere itself (or more specifically the device keeping the Perfect Sphere contained so its energy can actually be used). Thus, the Outer Shield cannot be removed unless the Perfect Sphere is destroyed. I thought I said that it regenerates at the end of each round, maybe you missed that?
BTW: Is the godmodder stalling by abusing the loophole that he cant be killed if he never initiates the next trial, or are we going to see another trial?
/null
Turn 1/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 7/7. Complete!
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 4/4 Complete!
Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 4/4 Complete!
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 1/4
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 1/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 1/?
I shift the Sacred Item meter a bit up... by creating new ones out of thin air and adding them to the inventory. No more fourth-wall-breaking - yet.
I also heal myself using the Cure Staff... by whacking myself with it a few times. Hard. A scream escapes my lips of, "Oh chlorophyll, the pain!" before the healing power of this counterproductive weapon goes into effect. And boy, does it.
To answer your question, Build, some of us feel like making travel aids. Others have received information from a source which will go unnamed that we might have need of such ways to travel soon. Well, all we got was a single word, but it had enough to push us towards this. And personally, I want a base of operations of some kind, and a ship is perfect for that. But who knows? I might have been instructed to do this.
+2 to Erelye.
4/50
4/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
DONE Potion of Antihope && Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Antihope 2/2
DONE Garnet && Amethyst &7 Pearl && Rose Quartz = Fuchsite 5/5
NEW Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
X-PLAGUE 30/30
The X-PLAGUE is released now. It saps the health of any entity it comes in contact with, like this;
The moment it gets the plague, the entity begins to lose health. At first, it loses it slowly, but as the entity lives it deals more damage per turn, until five turns where it deals one final hit and then leaves from the entity. If the entity dies before the 5th turn, 3 random entities are affected by the plague. Any entity the infected entity attacks has a 75% chance of getting infected, and an attacking entity has a 50% chance of getting affected. The only way to kill the plague is for Players to kill the entities before they die of plague, but players can catch it with a 10% chance per attack (either way, attacking or getting attacked), or for the entities to not die, so the plague can't spread. (NERF IF NEEDED)
X-EXTINCTION 31/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I celebrate that I have my RED TEXT BACK! The celebration ends with a KAMIKAZI CHARGE at the PG'S!
I get a bunch of bees and release them to attack all entities in sight!
In the distance, thousands of blocks away, a rip in the sky occurs. The rip emanates darkness, killing all life around it. Suddenly, it spits out a creature, then seals itself up.
The creature is very familiar, a player with purple eyes, with a trail of black leading upward to a massive creature. The Glitch damaged it, however, the player has scars all over it, and the creature has lost some darkness. But they're alive. The creature teleports to the battlefield, and says 2 words. 2 words are all it needs, since it's extremely loud in chat.
I'/\/\ |}ACK!
... Oh no.
OBLIVION
Hp: (You decide Twin!)
Atk: Strong
Abilities: Can convert enemies to [???], making their attack twice as strong, but halving their HP. Can attack through my posts.
(THE FINALE! This will end my story once he's dead!)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
So, uh, is Oblivion hostile to everybody? 'Cause if so, I already intend the culmination of my story, or at least the DTG2 section of it, to be one big attack, and Oblivion looks like a good target. Might not be, but certainly worth thinking about.
I forcibly teleport the nearest several PG entities into a circle around me. "Y'know, I've always found the concept of 360 noscoping kinda stupid, but just for today, I think I'll use my own version." All of my six mechadendritic arms deploy, each one holding one of my heavy alchemized weapons, and begin spinning the weapons 360 degrees while firing on the ludicrously fast full-auto that all of my weapons have, every round precisely targeted without use of a scope for a head-or-head-equivalent.
Reaction Beyond 2/11
Stuffs charge!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I was exploring at random, and then I encountered a couple of souls standing around, and then the editor went FUBAR and a bunch of Psi-Scratch related things happened.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (5/7)
Abyssal Inferno 40/50 (Crystalized; Amp'd)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
You know, there wasn't actually anything in the popcorn, besides traces of butter. I may be... who I am... I suppose... but I am not the type of person to attempt to poison a physical god protected by narrative causality. Or, at the very least, I don't think I am.
In a moment of (likely poor) decision-making, I whip out the Writhing Stick. The only real entity available for assault is Epona II, I'm afraid. Despite its contribution to the AG-s, it is going to have to die, preferably in a disastrous and/or ostentatious fashion. In all honesty, I'd rather it be the former. Ostentatiousness isn't intentional, in this case. It will come with the destruction. The black cracks dripping some sort of fluid energy upon the wand seem to throb with heretofore unseen potency. I channel the dark energies within the Writhing Stick carefully. I'd prefer not to be annihilated by agonized souls, or their corruption. It would not do to be slain in such a manner, nor to be dragged down into the depths of Limbo (I assure you, if this occurs, I shall resist violently). I wave the Writhing Stick in the direction of Epona II. A slow whistling of the wind passes over the Battlefield, chilling all within. I twitch the Stick once more. Suddenly, several dozen dark shapes appear around Epona II. They retain some semblance of manifestation in a recognizable form, taking the visage of individual humans, or perhaps some other humanoid creature. The word 'humanoid' is extremely odd, when compared to the myriad of other bipedal, two-armed races in existence, but, I digress. The shapes begin to circle Epona II, exuding gaseous shadows as they do so. Traces of Gaseous Tenebrae seem to be within these clouds of vapor. Certainly interesting. The screaming of these dozens of nearly-living creatures seems to gnaw at the very corners of the minds of all nearby, inclusive of Epona II. Due to the proximity and targeting of Epona II to the souls, the metaphorical gnawing is more of an incessant firing of pain throughout the entirety of Epona II's brain, or whatever constitutes as a centralized nervous system in it. The souls twist and turn, before bowing to my will inevitably, as their summoner. I direct the souls into Epona II mercilessly. Instantaneously, the dozens of agonized souls surge into Epona II, writhing and pulsating with utter suffering. I carefully time the moments the souls inhabit the body of Epona II. It will not do to get the timing wrong, considering the aftereffects. Permanent possession will serve to detriment everybody. Suddenly, I wave the Writhing Stick. A warped, congealed, mildly fluid-like black liquid drips out of Epona II's every orifice. The stuff pools upon the ground. This is quite a bit better than floating out in the Void, I assure you. A spiderweb of black cracks appears on Epona II's surface, sucking in the light around it. Its general mental state diminishes, along with a shift to the pallor of the creature's skin, if it has any. It seems to be shuddering slightly. I lower the Writhing Stick. Hah. It appears to be suffering from some sort of demonic withdrawal, after experiencing possession. Epona II seems to be desiring the most readily-available source of demonic energies in the region. Demonic blood. If Epona II cannot find and consume such a liquid by the end of the turn, which appears to be the most likely result, it will suffer from the effects of unchecked demonic magics, effectively reducing the damage it can deal, or the intensity of its actions in general. Afflicting one with Fel is certainly an effective method of destruction. Hah. I de-equip the Writhing Stick.
I alchemize Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (1/???). Given our current situation, I'm probably going to need them. As an afterthought, I alchemize Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (1/???). A diamond chest is a chest that has approximately 108 slots, compared to a regular chest's 27. A Crystalline Brain is essentially a zombie's rotting brain that has been prepared via thaumic processes (primarily alchemy), and has been transmuted in composition to a more structured, logical form. In this case, the brain is composed of Order Shards of a thaumic nature. I believe I've explained what Vis Relays are several times now.
I begin another charge. This thing will be instrumental to my success in the field of thaumaturgy. Inky Shard 1/8. The thing is immediately boosted to 3/8 by Crystal and Amps' other +1-s. Hah.
~
I shift slightly, grabbing something from my alchemical bag. It appears to be a book. I open it, a glint of metal shining on the cover as I hastily flip to the first page. I flip through the pages, eyes sweeping over them, searching for something. As I am doing this, I speak.
I have two requests to make of you, then. Firstly, how might one briefly transfer their consciousness to the mindscape? And, secondly.
Then, I abruptly cease my searching through the tome. I hold the book up to face Bill. I point to the two pages currently revealed, both of which appear to be part of some sort of larger schematic. The lower right page appears to depict the upper left portion of a large triangle, a curved edge within. The vast majority of the two pages are dominated by a ring, drawn in ink, separated into different small sections at the edge of the initial line. Each small section appears to contain a singular rune. The remainder of the two pages are covered in what appears to be a... map of a maze, perhaps, with a box filled with some obscure writing in the lower left corner of the left page.
What is this, exactly?
"Hmm. You probably dismissed dying as a very odd dream. That can happen, as a result of post-resurrection denial. Most beings aren't too fond of the idea that they died."
An exclamation mark appears above my head due to the loss of Engietech personnel.
"Excuse me a moment."
Phantasm Umbra and Split, having been the main identifiable culprits, are suddenly confronted by my drone. The Pomson 9000, power nullifier ready for use, crackles with power.
"Actions have consequences. Actions taken to harm my personnel have consequences that involve large quantities of firepower. Desist from attacking my personnel, or else."
A Dragonfly Drone then flies in, beans Split over the back of the head with one wing, says something very nasty in it's undecipherable language that basically questions his intelligence (or lack thereof), and flies away. The Bladesmen briefly laugh, before quickly snapping back into formation.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Drive: Big Gamble (45/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)
Drive: Doorrior (27/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
The Selfless? (19/20) (Helping someone)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 10/11)
WARNING! A HUGE POST FROM 'The_Nonexistent_Tazz' IS APPROACHING FAST!
Hoo boy that is a lot of work I'll be needing to do. Granted, I think I can replace most of those parts with better ones, or improve them while I repair them at least. As the parts are already in place and merely need repair, let's start with those weapons and hull material, and the Generator while I'm at it.
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). I want my insurance against that thing in case it crops up again. You NEVER know. The Void is already screwy enough. Voidmetal is definitely voidproof. Diamond Nanogel because why not-it can't hurt. Some of Gutza's stuff needs more love anyways.
Also: (Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico (Fabrico is the Thaumic aspect of Repair, for future reference)) && Energy Creation Nodes = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Creation nodes, well, create stuff: Water Creation Nodes create water, for instance. Energy Creation Nodes create energy, powering the ship without any need for fuels whatsoever, hopefully.
Generic, the following Recipies are yours. Also, yes, we're repairing them all at the same time and doing this all at the same time so we can skip some duplication steps. Check to make sure if they're going to work-they might be too powerful, though hopefully they're not!
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Oblivion Eneriges sound like the best way to destroy anything and an excellent idea for a quad of front-facing miniguns.
(Defunct Drone Deployerx2 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.1 Kilogram) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Nytroglycerin was made during a 30-post charge to basically be every explosive in Godcraft condensed into a liquid sweat. That kind of sounds stupid in hindsight. As it was part of a weird injection, the Nytroglycerin made without my sweating process is actually stable-state, though equally potent. This stable-state Nytroglycerin is detonated in an odd manner: It reacts violently to Mercury, the liquid metal, but ONLY Mercury for some reason. Otherwise it could probably turn into a plasma without exploding. MST3K Mantra.
(Defunct Laser Turretsx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Reality Majjyks of Weakening = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). Reality Majjyks of Weakening are not exactly terrific firepower in their own right-in fact, in terms of sheer power this would improve it by maybe a level or a half-level. However, as the name might suggest, their use on other entities will weaken them via the power that is commonly known as 'Nerfing', softening up defenses that sheer firepower won't. This means that these turrets can weaken foes for allied ships, as well as make them easier pickings.
Bender! As i can't really pay off you to do three whole Alchemies at once, you only get one, but the following is your duty. Unless you don't run a shop like I heard, or something. I'm pretty sure you did.
(Defunt Semi-Automated Rocket Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.25 Kilograms) && Oblivion Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?). This is the ship's strongest weapon, but it's also the heaviest and it's ammunition has a bit of a noticable reload period between rockets, so it balances out. Plus there's only one of it, the other guns are at least twofold. It can lock on to any target roughly the size of at least a military Jeep with a target-seeking module, but that requires some time to lock on, so it's alternate fire is a quick fire. All six rockets, however, are fired the same way in both modes: the first one on trigger pull, the second with an 1/6th second delay, the third with a half-second delay, and so on, meaning that the full barrage is released in the span of a second-after which, a 2-second reload period occurs. None of the other weapons on this ship require reloading at all and fire much, much faster, so this is less impressive than it might sound.
Goodness that's a lot of Alchemization.
I find Wilson, wherever he is right now. "Heya, Wilson! Umm, I kind of need to talk to you about a special service, might be out of your typical perview. OK, DEFINITELY out of it, but I'm going to need...Err, help. Lots of it."
Finally, for an actual attack: I switch out Brine with Markus and use it's creative energies to create and fire Splash Potions of Swiftness CXXVII, or 127, at my feet. Now going ridiculously fast, I rush over to a random wounded AG entity and carry them right off the battlefield and into a convenient player-made hospital in a untouched corner of GodCraft. It's known as the Ultra-Secret HosPITal, in memory of DemonicDaVinci and his attempts at creating a simple healing zone. And also PitTheAngel. Once inside, the Entity is quickly taken into the Ultra-Secret HosPITal's extreme emergency healing room, designed to quickly treat even the most grevious of wounds at any cost, and this random AG entity is exposed to the restorative might of 90,141,361,210,259,109 Quick-Fixes for, like, an instant. Much more and it probably would have turned into a useless, massive blob of tumors. I then run back to the main battlefield with the formerly-wounded AG entity in tow, and plop it back down. I then give this Entity a brief personal raincloud, which rains healing energies onto it. It fails to do anything to the Entity, but the ground around it is further healed, rising up into plants of healing, which spray a restorative substance all over the wounded AG entity I targeted for healing purposes. Why? Godmodder forces have been diminished. It is at this point the potion ends its effects.
Zand retroactively lops all but the last foot of the handles off the Hellbreakers, changing nothing but their ease of use.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Zand shoots Epona II with the Recoil Scoper!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
12/14 Atlanta Meatshield
I activate the Broken Halo and then slice my way through the PvP Elites.
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No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (10/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (10/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (10/11)
Enchanted Deck Action
I bind the Four of Spades in the Enchanted Deck to a +15,000 HP heal of a random AG entity. Nerf or buff as necessary.
Action
I heal the Streamer with the Black Hand. I also give the Streamer a stream of life energy. I guess you could call it... a lifestream.
02 Action
If Epona II is still alive, I pull out the Deva's Dissolver and fire a 20,000 word sternly worded message at Epona II in Hindi. All the arrows are tipped with aqueous ununoctium ions.
I get the modified D6 and jump at several PG entities. I reroll all PG entities around me ( 8 random entities) into AG entities. Or items. Maybe I will get lucky and get brimstone+ mom's knife from all this.
Once again alchemies I want to do.: essence of undefined + the golden gun. BFG+BFS+Reality warping glove
+2 to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
Reality Cannon: 2/30 (forgot to charge this last turn)
The Dicestaction: 16/30
The Third God: 29/50 (+5 from Crystal and Tazz)
Bunsen's Decad: 9/11
Mineral Decad: 7/11
==Actions==
Bender looks at Tazz.
Eh. What's in it for me?
Bender, please. It may save lives.
Meh.
BENDER LISTEN TO ME!
Fine.
Bender then cancels Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad and instead alchemizes D(Defunt Semi-Automated Rocket Turret && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || Concentrated Nytroglycerin Explosive-Stabilized State (CNE-SS) (.25 Kilograms) && Oblivion Majjyks.
Oblivion's back, by the way. Looks like we'll have to kick his black hindquarters.
Lothyra then uses Antichamber on Oblivion. Bender rolls the Two Thousand's Decad at the Chaos Shard. Hopefully the Decad's reality-stabilizing effect will counteract the Chaos Shard's... chaotic energies.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 2 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Battlefield) I Jumped into the air and i fired Arrows and MLG Bullets at Epona II and i Realized i saw all of the Sacred Vials have 5/20 Each! God Dammit! i have to get some more and i Scrap some Destroyed Engietech Robots in the Scrapyard
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades = Advanced Crossbow 3/3 On Approval
Advanced Crossbow has a Higher Damage than Modified Crossbows and have more Firing rates
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
My clones run up to the godmodder punching him. they get promptly eradicated and someone posts a "someone gonna die" meme thingy. good. I send armies of clones, each getting killed and leaving that meme in it's wake. Eventually This causes the forum to collapse, crushing the godmodder under posts and posts of meme. I then reach through the forum hole and grab the nonexistent tnt's sword signature thing and stab AG entities and the godmodder with the sword I then put it back, leaving the blood splatter slightly bigger then usual. The perfect crime. Quickly, I teleport to a safe position and fire a shot from the UNDEFINED blaster
@gutza Yo, you're supposed to do that all at once, as one Alchemy, exactly as I had it. It sounds like cheating, but honest to goodness it's not. Well, unless Twin objects, but that should be obvious. I'm trying to cut time here.
/null.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (6/7)
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (2/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (2/???)
Abyssal Inferno 42/50 (Amp'd)
Inky Shard 5/8 (Amp'd)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I draw the Crimson Twig. While pure destruction is not usually very useful in these situations, it certainly is in this context, for a plethora of esoteric reasons. My eyes sweep across the Battlefield, hopefully deluding the PG entities into thinking that I am choosing a target. That is not the case. I have already selected my target. I raise the staff of living wood into the air a slight bit, the gem strangely not glinting in the light of the sun. The crimson gem at the tip of the stave appears to be completely incapable of utilizing the light of the sun for anything. With a thought, the Battlefield's skies are obscured by innumerable dark gray clouds, blotting out the sun, and any other celestial bodies capable of emitting light. While this does not impact anything, really, I find clouds more bearable than the incessant shining of that cuboid star. Regardless, I slam the staff against the ground. The second the stave strikes the ground, the crimson gem topping the aforementioned staff begins to emit copious amounts of extremely dark gray energy. Pure Perditio vis. The entropic vis swirls around the staff, zooming around it for a moment, before stopping momentarily, and accelerating once more, in a manner somewhat akin visually to electron vacillation. The crimson gem appears to be serving as the core of the energy, to some extent. After several moments, I direct the staff to face Epona II. That reminds me. Epona II is a horse, correct? It doesn't particularly matter, considering I'm not utilizing dismemberment to slay it, but I suppose it might be beneficial to know. Anyhow, the Perditio around the staff begins to leak off, and accelerate towards Epona II at alarming speeds. The entropic vis strikes Epona II almost instantly, seeping into it. The pure, unmitigated destruction prevalent in both the Perditio and the Red Dragon from which the energy is being siphoned rockets Epona II's form, causing it to shudder with either fear, or the loss of bodily function. Based on how U like to deal with things, it is likely the latter. Nervous damage is usually irreparable, after all. The destruction shows itself once more, in the form of an aura of Perditio. Epona II begins to shudder and writhe uncontrollably, evidently from the pure stress of containing so much destruction within oneself. A burst of pure destruction blows a limb off of Epona II in a shower of red, leaving behind a bloodied, rough stump, and two crushed fragments of a limb elsewhere, lying in puddles of blood, or whatever life fluid Epona II has within itself, if any. I slash the Crimson Twig through the air. The destructive energies within Epona II promptly tear the creature apart, leaving behind fragments of a body, and large amounts of ash. The Perditio continues to ravage Epona II, regardless of its current state. It is best to make sure something you have killed is dead before you move on, after all. I place the Crimson Twig back within my inky-black alchemical bag.
—
Grayhold Citadel, 10:07
Some time later, I stand in Grayhold once more, traversing the halls silently, carefully examining everything. There was some sort of infiltration on the lower west side, after all. I have no idea why one would desire to go into there. Every single room in that place has been afflicted by Taint. Flux Phage and Thaumahria would be prevalent in those who inhabit the place, and Taint Withdrawal in those who leave, or attempt to. Hah. But, I digress. This is in no way the reason I am here. I stride across a particularly long hallway, abruptly open an Arcane Door on the side, and step within, sealing the door behind me. The only thing in the room is a spiral staircase downwards. Thusly, I silently stride over, looking behind myself on more than one occasion. I travel down the staircase, walking down for what seems to be approximately seventeen minutes. Finally, I reach the utmost bottom of the staircase. The only thing of interest is a door directly next to the bottom stair. I pass through it, and examine the room within. It appears to be a rather large room, nearly one hundred fifty meters long, and around half a wide, with high, vaulted ceilings, and a large amount of essentia tubes within the floor. The very center of the room is raised on a pedestal, which is adorned with a singular Nether Portal. This is by no means the only Nether Portal here. It is simply the only one that I shall be using for the experiment. I turn around, and pull a lever on the wall behind me. The entry door is obscured by what appears to be a Thaumium blast door, inscribed with runes of warding. There is no need to release whatever I might find in here into the rest of the fortress. I pull out my shard of gray convenite, and look upwards. This will have to operate without the light of the sun. It might cause interference. Thusly, I stride down the length of the room, towards the Nether Portal. However, I abruptly cease walking around halfway to the Portal. I pull out some iron and a Minium Stone, and begin to construct something. After several minutes, I place what appears to be a meter-tall frame of iron capable of holding a crystal at its top in a manner akin to a Vis Relay on the ground before the Nether Portal. With a wave of the Hazel Wand, an Arcane Lamp on the wall begins to project all of its light towards the frame. All other lights in the room fade into nonexistence. I place the gray convenite atop the frame, in the designated position. The Arcane Lamp projects all of its light through the shard of convenite. If all goes well, this should fire the light directly into the Nether Portal, opening up the gateway into what realm the book in Limbo depicted.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I heal the most injured AG or N with a healing spell from the wand of inconvenience
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $150
Needed Dupes:
Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 8/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 8/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 8/11
+2 to wilson
-Battlefield-
Hmm...
Before Blue can continue, the drone receives an electronic message.
Engie. We might not get along, but like it or not, I know Blue a lot better than you do.
Continuing this line of conversation with her will result in nothing good. Stop.
Oblivion? Meet 11. 11? Meet Oblivion. Have fun.
/For me? You shouldn't have!/
\Heh.\
/Heh./
\Heh.\
/Time to show this imitator/impostor how oblivion really works./
I pull out eleven throwing knives, each apparently shattered....
They whistle through the air and into Oblivion's darkness.
Then, Oblivion notices its connection to the avatar has been severed.
\Shatter.\Break.\Fracture.\Destroy.\
The avatar receives its own dose of fractive majjyks, in the form of Elevenfold Fracture applied to the right arm, at the shoulder.
I consider ways to avoid being instakilled by Orchid if we enter the Void again.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!