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6/11 for the town painter

I don't have any interest in screwing with the battlefield yet, but a dead gyrados drops from the sky and lands on a random PG entity

Plane (assuming you were done with that bit):

Eric stands next to Agent Coulson while Sanford and Deimos are playing chess with Skye and Fitz. So where are we heading? To the city or the surprise Vriska had for me?

"The surprise, actually it landed right smack dab in the middle of town. had it landed a little bit off, we would have had the geeks swarming it."

Eric looks thoughtful; so... its something well known then...

Simmons looks up from the chess games and almost squees, "Its a TARDIS!!!!"

Battlefield:

Hank chuckles: Its fine, Eric's explained a bit about the IUPC to me. If the IUPC's standards were on an alignment chart, it would be far into chaotic good territory.

Trust me, Eric's done some pretty crazy things, and as long as it doesn't do lasting harm to another member of the IUPC and doesn't cause too much destruction, you're usually good. You wouldn't believe what he gave Sanford and Deimos of the conduct examples.

And then everyone else pops up.

Holy... Where did you guys come from?

Tazz, in looking for Wilson to make his offer, stumbles across Hank as he asked his question.

"Oh, want a summary? We came to the void, saw Doc Scratch-who STILL wasn't dead-get the drop on the Godmodder, take the Ancestral Artifacts via the Disc of Mojang, imprison Richard in a Tuba, take the FEZ, become the second Psi-Godmodder and killed us all off for 'real.' Except not, because we are just back from the bowels of Limbo after murdering it's apparently unbeaten Gatekeeper, destroying the aforementioned Ancestral Artifacts, taking pause for a very stupid April Fools Joke that broke reality and sent us back to the manor in act 2, nearly die to Paradox Majjyks, witness the Doc Scratch of that timeline use the disc to send us back and give the very disc he used to Split over there, have Split use the new disc against the old disc, ultimately make the old disc destroy itself via an anticlimatic dream courtesy of yours truly, wallop that Puppet into oblivion, nearly watch as the Employer was brought into existence, and finally watch as the Godmodder freed himself and made a big bang to kill Doc scratch-or at least this iteration of him-off for real this time and break out of his tuba. So, really, not much out of the ordinary as far as we're concerned. And how was your day been?"

/rpnull

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Tazz, in looking for Wilson to make his offer, stumbles across Hank as he asked his question.

"Oh, want a summary? We came to the void, saw Doc Scratch-who STILL wasn't dead-get the drop on the Godmodder, take the Ancestral Artifacts via the Disc of Mojang, imprison Richard in a Tuba, take the FEZ, become the second Psi-Godmodder and killed us all off for 'real.' Except not, because we are just back from the bowels of Limbo after murdering it's apparently unbeaten Gatekeeper, destroying the aforementioned Ancestral Artifacts, taking pause for a very stupid April Fools Joke that broke reality and sent us back to the manor in act 2, nearly die to Paradox Majjyks, witness the Doc Scratch of that timeline use the disc to send us back and give the very disc he used to Split over there, have Split use the new disc against the old disc, ultimately make the old disc destroy itself via an anticlimatic dream courtesy of yours truly, wallop that Puppet into oblivion, nearly watch as the Employer was brought into existence, and finally watch as the Godmodder freed himself and made a big bang to kill Doc scratch-or at least this iteration of him-off for real this time and break out of his tuba. So, really, not much out of the ordinary as far as we're concerned. And how was your day been?"

/rpnull

Not to forget the sudden Broken Disc. Ugh, I've got a headache.

/Oh, and the Employer is definitely/likely/probably out/free/awake./

/null

Dying? ...what are you talking about?

/rp

Nevermind. Just remembered that I can't randomly wander up to two things at once, even with a Split.

/derp

/null

...how are you listening/responding to this?

/null

"Yeah, dying. I'm assuming something like that happened. Was there a place with reapers and stuff? Because dying usually involves reapers and stuff."

/rp

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...how are you listening/responding to this?

/null

I'm not anymore! ;P

You looked like part of the other conversation.

/null

I drop somes suuuper duper powah boms pn thre randam enimos.

Translation: I drop some super duper power bombs on three random enemies base damage: 80

every typo or undefined: + 60 damage ( Note: This is mainly a joke comment but not a troll)

Since if I included the full text of the Dual Rave in the last update it would make a post-too-long error, I will post them here.

You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. The golden glow spirals around you, energizing the very essence of the Void and turning its nonexistent surface into a wormhole, a portal straight to hammerspace. The Void suddenly taps into the mystical essence of player inventories and allows you to call on the full, unrelenting extent of yours all at once, and all for one attack.

In one move, you pull every single one of your alchemies out of your inventory, which are all held aloft by the golden power that the Rave provides. Every gun cocks back and prepares to fire, every octet spins in the air in advance, every bow pulls back its arrows, and everything else just similarly prepares to attack once you give the all-clear. You point at Scratch, ordering a command without even saying it: fire.

The steel surfaces of the Unicoder flash to life and mess with the coding around Scratch, creating an unfathomable glitch for a brief period of time that heavily corrupts him. The Nuclear Powersaw saws straight through Scratch and uses its nuclear powers to erode some of his body away. The M134 Acidsprayer fires a wall of acid bolts straight at Scratch with pelt straight through him, the pure acidity corroding his skin and fluff. The e-Machine sets itself to produce 10,000 digits of e, flies straight towards Scratch, and produces the piece of paper so fast that it punches Scratch straight in the head. The Synthetic Sprayer fires ununoctium bullets at Scratch that deal heavy damage and taunt him with their unknown properties.

Then all the octets roll themselves at once. The Far East Octet, Bonzo's Octet, Glyphic Octet, Jegus' Octet, Isotope Octave, Olive Octet, Eightfold Stairstep, Carbon Octet, and the dubious Fluorite Decad roll in unison, their pips glowing solid gold. A writhing Chinese dragon, an onslaught of screaming Sumerian heads, laser-emitting glyphs, the divine wrath of God, a nuclear railgun's fire, a solid arsenic bowling ball eight stories high, infinite fractal crushers, crushing pencil tips, and a set of ten thousand shuriken, all fly at Scratch and deal heavy damage, smacking him in the face with the power of probability.

The Chlorine Combuster fires at Scratch and causes a fire to spread across him that gradually has him roasting at thousands of degrees. Chemocide uses its several ammo canisters to fire an obscene amount of biological viruses at Scratch, infecting him almost instantly. Notch's Smiter uses a different form of divine wrath and pierces through Scratch with the retribution of the Player, as well as deadly diseases only spread in the darkest corners of the world. The Bioterrorism USB plugs itself into Scratch's head and infects him with even more viruses, creating a flood of viruses that surges throughout Scratch's body and heavily infects him when added up with everything else! Chemostriker slices through Scratch and fires a torrent of even more viruses at him with its nozzle.

The M134 Heatfreezer fires red bullets through Scratch's torso, turning all of his body heat and energy into SCP-009, completely freezing him solid and rendering him immobile. The Origin Wands create even more Origin Wands which eventually leads to a perpetual cloud of Origin Wands that hovers over Scratch and fires constant bolts of the energy of creation at him. The M134 Arcticbomber fires another stream of bullets at Scratch. The Snapper adds on to the Heatfreezer's bullets and crystallizes Scratch's body, dealing massive damage. The Sharpener adds on to that and uses its internal mechanisms to heavily sharpen its shots, piercing through Scratch's body immensely and creating a giant hole throughout his body.

Toxicide activates, replenishes the obscene amount of viruses inside of Scratch's body and adds on to that with a burst of polonium-284 that heavily poisons Scratch. The Screenfreezer fires even more bullets at Scratch. Element's Maker, with technological precision, inputs every number from 1 to 118 into its keypad, and promptly firing 118 bullets at Scratch, one composed of each element! They react volatilely upon hitting Scratch and create several massive explosions! The Billy Bazooka fires the constant scream of Billy Mays' voice into Scratch's ear-analogue and then fires rockets on top of that. The Remington 420 420-blazeit-360-noscope-720-hardscope-headshot-shrekts Scratch's cueball head, sending an even larger amount of cracks throughout it.

The Constellate Pointer fires a stream of grenades at Scratch that knock him back and deal stellar damage. The Kill Screen, which works well against organic enemies too, fires even more bullets at Scratch. The Colt CM10's Shengshou cube is scrambled and promptly solved to completion, causing a multicolored sphere of energy to materialize at the weapon's barrel and fire, punching through Scratch. Celestial Might activates its pulsar setting and sends a burst of twenty grenades at once at Scratch, creating a nova-like explosion. Disaster's Speedcube is suddenly touched by a golden pillar of energy and all of its sides align itself, creating an unparalleled disaster that leaves Scratch withered and broken.

The Plumsgun [REDACTED] Scratch, plumming him. Cobalt's Testwriter quickly writes up a series of tests for Scratch to complete. Using his near-omniscience, Scratch successfully does so, but this leaves him completely vulnerable to the Deleter and the Dinner Blaster, which fire in unison, creating massive explosions and making Scratch immensely fat! The Billy Textscrambler yells about products and, after firing its ammo, curses Scratch so he can only speak in Billy Mays quotes. Die Waffe fires a jet-black stream of ammo at Scratch. The Remingchopper adds to that and then flies towards Scratch, Slap Chop™ping some of his stuffing out. The Potion of Panacea heals Scratch's fatness and voice curse, unfortunately.

F/S-RPG's cube is completed, and several rockets are fired in quick succession at Scratch. Life's Wands create a large amount of cellular automata that combine and team up against Scratch, attacking him. The Yuxin Acidspitter, CTA-8 and AK-VRS 6's cubes are all scrambled and solved in record time, firing an insane amount of fluoroantimonic acid, math ammunition, and biological viruses at Scratch respectively. Sacra Geometria solves itself to creation, emitting a pulse of creative energy so raw and powerful that Scratch's body is nearly vaporized by its force. The Cubed Crossbow fires several bolts at Scratch. Ergo Sum creates a giant mech of cellular automata that flies towards Scratch and beats the stuffing out of him, energized with the raw power of life.

The Snipealarmer fires ten successful shots at Scratch and its noise materializes into an ear-piercing force that has Scratch writhing in pain. SCP-585-B's cube solves itself to completion, causing the sharpening mechanisms inside to activate at full power; a surge of ammunition is thrown at Scratch, dealing even more damage. The Sevenalarm Arncannon's cube solves itself as well, its alarm clock ringing at the same intensity as the Snipealarmers, creating another huge wave of ammunition. Mental Element then activates, creating effigies of all standard 118 elements that aggress Scratch, beating him up.

The Linguistic Uniter fires ammunition based off of every language represented in code, which materializes as a literal wall of text that slams against Scratch. Red Oktoberfest activates and Kritzkriegs Cerberus. SCP-590-DTG is thrown to Split, who transfers his ailments to Scratch, fully healing Split and heavily damaging Scratch. Cerberus then infects Scratch with the corrupting and unfathomable power of the Wither, enveloping him in a black cloud of death. The White Glove then activates, meaning that the Rave will fully heal Cobalt and Generic at its end. After that, the Black Hand activates, infecting Scratch with the power of the Black Death and dealing damage.

The last alchemies to activate are the army of language bows: the Deseret Clockbow, Shavian Electrobow, Great Leader's Bow, Thai Osmiribow, Lisu's Lighter, Armenian Alertbow, Guru's Toxincrosser, Kannada's Combuster, Oriya Acidspitter, Uranium Gujarati, Bengail Ebowla, Tamil Bowtox, Deva's Dissolver, Corrosive Coder, Mayalatoxin Bow, and (the most powerful of them all), Arcum Os. A rain of arrows is fired straight through the Void, curving upwards, and every single one energized with the powers of creation. All the arrows are suddenly united into one fearsome arrow that barrels down on Scratch, firing with one sole purpose: to spread the joy of creation.

Scratch is skewered by the massive arrow, which rips straight through him. And before he can adequately respond to any of what just happened, much less try to negate what comes next, Generic activates his end of the Rave. Cobalt's alchemies disappear, and he flies off to the side while Generic does his part.

You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. The golden glow spirals around you, energizing the very essence of the Void and turning its nonexistent surface into a wormhole, a portal straight to hammerspace. The Void suddenly taps into the mystical essence of player inventories and allows you to call on the immense power of all 64 octets, letting you unleash octet hell itself.

In one move, you pull every single one of the octets out of your inventory, watching them tumble through the vacuum of the Void. 512 individual die form a sphere around Scratch, radiating various outputs of pure elemental energy that trap Scratch and lock him in place, preventing him from doing anything in his already completely battered state! All the octets are suspended in the air by the golden power the Rave provides, and when all is still, you flick your hands upward, tossing all the octets through the Void.

A golden sheet of energy provides a floor as the octets display their various results, slamming against the surface and creating bolts of pure probability and light that cascade throughout the Void. The various constructs that the octets are creating via their rolls begin to appear, the octets themselves turning into pure energy to keep up with the demands of the Rave...

The Corrosive Crystals creates a large amethyst serpent that tumbles through the Void and ultimately spins around Scratch, creating an aura of corrosive energy that tears away at his body! The Eightfold Lovecraftia creates a sickly green guillotine that, upon moving downwards, creates a horrifying screeching noise as if thousands of eldritch creatures speak at once! Scratch clamps his head and convulses painfully. The Quantum Octave creates several jade copies of you that teleport around Scratch and aggress him with their own weapons! The Chthonic Octave's own cobalt tentacles probe Scratch's every nook and cranny; it is beyond embarassing! Deciding that's not enough, they assault him with lasers forged from Liquid Nest.

The Amethyst Eightfold creates an army of amethyst Enderwarriors that enter aggro mode nearly instantly, blasting at Scratch with the energy of the End! The Octet of Sin creates a giant golden apple that blasts Scratch with the pure energy of creation and the divine powers of Notch! The Diamonds in the Rough creates an array of Beacons, aims them at Scratch, and fires their powerful electrifying energy at him! The Demonic Octet creates a Redman that leaves static in his wake and horrifyingly assaults Scratch! Oblivion's Octet creates a pair of red and green swords and has them carve through Scratch, assaulting him with the power of two suns!

The Lazuli Octet creates a duplicate of Ultramarine forged from solid lapis and has it fire bolts of lasers at Scratch, creating holes that punch straight through him and leave blue fire in their wake! The Brewer's Eight creates a fluorite machine gun that shimmers with enchanted light, firing hundreds of harmful Splash Potions at Scratch that cause him to writhe in agony! Layer Eight creates a bedrock drill that bores straight through Scratch! The Telltale Dice project an indigo image of a maelstrom of lead firing at Scratch, and then a maelstrom of lead is actually fired at Scratch!

The Far East Octet creates a red calligraphy brush and writes the Chinese word for "pain"; Scratch undergoes intense pain! The Arctic Octet creates a giant cyan iceberg that falls on Scratch, causing his entire body to freeze! Jegus' Octet creates a hazel cross that slams into Scratch's back and hazel nails that cut through his hand and embed themselves in his head, widening the cracks already present there! The Isotope Octave creates an unstable nuclear reactor core that explodes in front of Scratch, creating a green fireball! The Glyphic Octet writes an unpleasant note forged in maroon Deseret letters, giving Scratch sick burns!

Bonzo's Octet creates a black circus ring that lights itself with grey fire, culminating in an elephant of fire that tramples Scratch! The Eightfold Stairstep creates a multicolored fractal pattern and traps Scratch in it, causing him to slowly go insane! The Troper's Octet creates an aquamarine Wave Motion Gun that fires straight through Scratch with its large range, horribly burning him! The Carbon Octet creates a large grey diamond that cracks and shatters; its shards pelting Scratch and cutting through him! The Avatar's Crucibles creates a multicolored copy of Aang who promptly enters the Avatar State and assaults Scratch with all four elements!

The Shifted Eightfold creates timeclones of itself and all of them assault Scratch with lasers! The Nanoctet creates a spaceship forged from carbon nanogel that crashes into Scratch! The Petal Octave grows vines that trap Scratch in a loop of six-second videos forever and ever! The Incendiary Octet creates an orange flamethrower that fires a wall of white-hot flames at Scratch! The Juggled Octet subjects Scratch to the rage every participant of a flame war feels which manifests as actual damage!

The Wily Octet creates a metallic silver copy of Proto Man which blasts Scratch through the Void! Ohm's Octet creates a large thunderhead that zaps Scratch full of electricity! The Canvas' Eight creates a hyperrealistic painting of Scratch getting impaled by an extremely sharp paintbrush, and then it happens! The Arctic Pips creates the aurora borealis, which chills Scratch so much that he is frozen solid again!

The Combatdice of Zillywen creates the pink face found on the edge of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, which grows into a large head that vomits Spiral Suckers that tear straight through Scratch! The Dicestaction Octagonapus summons Geromy for a brief instant, who has enough time to turn Scratch into pure and unadulterated .jpeg! The Tyrian Octet creates a fuchsia copy of Gl'bgolyb, who unleashes the Vast Glub on Scratch and blows him away with brain-melting power! The Garnet Stains create a pair of red and grey tommy guns that fire copious amounts of bullets at Scratch!

The Doctor's Crystals create a copy of Scratch that stares down regular Scratch! With one whack of his broom, Scratch is sent flying across the Void, where he is pulled back into range and given a furious beatdown! The Husstet creates a copy of Hussie that stares down Scratch! With one whack of his broom, Scratch is sent flying across the Void, where he is pulled back into range and given a furious beatdown! The Octet Sweepers creates a broom that stares down Scratch! With one whack of his Doc Scratch, Scratch is sent flying across the Void, where he is pulled back into range and given a furious beatdown!

The High Rollers create a pale insignia that fires beams of white energy at Scratch, ensaring him in the light of hope! The Combatdice of Zillyhoep creates a legion of Zillyangels that fire multicolored beams of hope at Scratch! The Fourth Wall Breakers create a transparent image of a cracked Fourth Wall which crackles with green energy and fires a beam of Green Sun energy at Scratch! The Hopesploders trap Scratch in the middle of a giant amethyst Matriorb and fires an amethyst replica of Ahab's Crosshairs at it, causing it to explode! Democracy's Octet creates a fearsome bronze Kabutops that slices straight through Scratch!

The Octet Breakers create a large maroon crowbar that whacks Scratch's right arm, completely disabling its time-oriented powers! Lil' Cal's Dice throw orange copies of Caliborn, half of Gamzee, and ARquiussprite at Scratch, which all combine to form an orange copy of Lord English that beats the stuffing out of him! The Windy Octet creates a holographic windy symbol, and a massive blue tornado sucks up Scratch, ripping his left leg off of his body! Stuffing lies in its wake. The Solar Octet creates a holographic sun symbol, and a massive beam of pure firey sunlight nearly vaporizes Scratch!

The Heated Octet creates a holographic gear symbol and spins around wildly, flinging itself towards Scratch and carving him up throughout time! The Spatial Octet creates a holographic pinwheel symbol and spins around wildly, modifying and spaghettifying Scratch's mass! The Pale Octet creates a ghostly pale copy of the EG-Mech, whose eye leers at Scratch and blasts at him with the force of a hundred individual laser beams! The 0ctet creates a resounding wave of orchid energy that seems to energize the Spire's waves while also dealing heavy damage to Scratch!

You cannot grasp the true form of the ///// // / [email protected]'s acannot grasp the true form ofsp the true fortrue forttack! The Blue Generic Octet fires some generic lasers at Scratch! The Voided Octet creates a holographic semi-pinwheel symbol that traps Scratch in a pit of void and deals heavy damage! The Doomed Octet creates a holographic skull symbol that fires a whirling Scythe at Scratch, tearing his golden arm completely off! The Ringmaster's Octet creates a holographic face paint symbol that fires a large amount of horns at Scratch, set off in a vast honk!

The Perfectly Generic Cuetet of Zillycue creates a horrifying Alterationbeast that knocks Scratch across the Void! The Eight Alterers create a chalk-white zilly/.jpeg/generic cueball that is flung at Scratch and tears through his head, creating even more cracks in its surface! The Artery's Octet creates a holographic blood symbol that fires a whirlpool of blood at Scratch, sucking him up! The Sparkling Octet creates a holographic flame symbol that fires magenta tendrils at Scratch, sucking the very life from his body!

The Thinker's Octet creates a holographic circular symbol that bores into Scratch's mind, removing almost all of his omniscience and severely debilitating him! The Lover's Octet creatures a holographic heart symbol that fires magenta electricity at Scratch, sucking the very soul from his body! The Dubstep Octet creates a set of metal records and has them fire their drop-based powers at Scratch! The Denizen's Dice create a large copy of Yaldaboath, whose conquering light burns Scratch! And lastly, the Vulcanized Octet creates a hurtling meteor forged from rock that slams into Scratch, creating a massive white-hot explosion!

All of the constructs formed in the attack swirl together and create a horrifying amalgamation that towers over Scratch: the Octet Hellbringer! In one final charge, they raise terrying and indescribable weapons at Scratch and send him all over the place, knocking him back and forth, slicing and pummeling him, and their last shot sends Scratch hurtling through the Void and towards the Fourth Wall!

Unknown Entity: 43/50

Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor (Level 7: 2/8)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 2/10)

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Oh yeah, Twin. I'm using "that." You probably guessed I would, but yeah, just telling you here.

On second thought, I'd have killed Scratch anyways. I take the pageclaim away from my past self and use it to turn Project Binary and the moon version of Project Binary and turn them into Probect Pinary, as well as destroying all backups of Proect Binary and replacing them with Probect Pinary.. Because I can. Hopefully.

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 9/50

More Runic Shielding 35/50

2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 4/??
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 10/11 (Earth's Decad)

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 7/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-26, Tazz-38, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

If you use the pageclaim for something as dumb as that, I'm revoking it. Just use it for the Comb Rave, seriously.

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On a side note: Before the Comb Rave, Scratch was at 413,000 HP.

HAIL HUSSIE

I respawn.

And despite my alignment: "Thanks." I then turn to 11.

"Notchgorillait, you couldn't've blocked that the first time?!"

/I was unaware that it had countermeasures./

I preview Broken Disc && All the Spoils && Sword, for the lulz/<<\_<\/possible uses...later.

You respawn.

Do you mean 11?

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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%

Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (11/11!)
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (2/7)

Abyssal Inferno 32/50
Scarlet Infinity 22/25

+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.

I examine the Beat-Skipper. That reminds me. Is Split staying?

This Trial is finally over. I do not attack any entities. There's no need to do so, at this point. Thusly, I disappear, evidently going to Grayhold for the first time in a month.

~

I nod, and then extend my hand towards Bill's, shaking his hand, if possible.

Very well. This shouldn't take too long regardless.
It's a deal.

With a mere thought, a suspicious-looking shape composed of amethyst energy appears directly before Bill. After a few moments, the light fades, revealing a bronze wand.

THE BEAT-SKIPPER: A pure black jukebox that emanates with golden energy. The records it plays will, no matter what, sound dark and distorted, and will use the energy of creation to create fearsome grimdark constructs to attack enemies.

EXCELLENT.

The two of you shake hands, signifying the completion of the deal. Bill watches the Hazel Wand's copy with reverence.

1T'S PERFECT. N0W THAT THAT'S D0NE...

Bill sucks up the wand into his frame, where it disappears.

...1T'S AB0UT T1ME THAT Y0U G0T Y0UR ANSWERS, 1 SUPP0SE. S0 WHAT'LL 1T BE?

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PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

Anthem: 31/50

Internet Points: 338 (+1 awarded for fixing twin's grammar in the Pesterchum, +336 for being #336 in the Ridiculous Glitching Leaderboard)

I search for more Internet Points. Gotta get all 420,000 Points to get 2 minutes of COMPLETE MLG mode.

DARK_PIT'S TURN:

*sigh* Is he really doing that? ...While he's doing the stupidest thing i've seen, i try to heal him because i have doubts he'll live from that.

(No, Forums, you don't delete my post. No, you don't put the same content twice in one post either.)

The Godmodder leads you to a Carnival of Internet Points, where you can get all the Internet Points in the world just by doing nothing. However, it was a ploy so that the Godmodder could steal all your Internet Points, which he does! He kicks you to the ground and laughs maniacally.

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Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (6/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (6/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (6/11)

Action: Neither Fe (s) nor H₂O (s) are immune to ClF₃ (aq)

We meet again...

I pull out Kannada's Combuster and burn the Ice Colossus with chlorine trifluoride. This also burns a hole to bedrock in the ground. I then summon a giant burning sword with Sacra Geometria by doing a ridiculous number of PLL Time Attacks in three seconds that cuts straight through the Ice Colossus! The Ice Colossus is instantly melted, and that goes for the iron parts too. When the Ice Colossus finally solidifies, it is completely unrecognizable and useless as it has no life left in it.

05 Action: Billyizing Maysination

05/> I pull out the Billy Bazooka. It is infused with the power of Billy Mays' amazing pitchmanry. I fire it in the air. While it flies straight up, I draw a circle of OxiClean, place giant slabs of Mighty Putty and stick Hercules Hooks into them which I use to hang Steam Buddies. I continue to add Billy Mays products. In the center I place the ashes of a ShamWoW and fragments of a Slap Chop. The shot lands in the OxiClean circle, obliterating the ShamWoW and Slap Chop. Billy Mays is summoned from his grave, awakened by the sacrifice of all the Billy Mays products and the desecration of Vince Offer's products and appears as he was in life before pulling out an Impact Sword and Suicide Putty Grenades. He destroys the PG entity lowest on health with a stream of pure Kaboom, before cutting it up with his Impact Sword and tossing Suicide Putty at the PG entity, causing toxic fumes around the entity. Billy Mays and I share a high-five before Billy Mays returns to his grave or wherever he came from.

10,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!

17,000 damage to Fungus-Man!

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I would beg to differ about stopping something that has already occurred, but it would most likely doom a timeline.

However... I can still interfere with the present. The Fragmented Record, a newly-crafted spacetimeship, forms about me by judicious use of the powers of the Broken Disc and the Creation and Oblivion Pens (exposure of a Creation Pen to the oblivion powers of 11. Basically the Octoroon Rangoon or whatever...), and I set out into the deep Void, in a mere instant.

==Deep in the Void, ?somewhere near the Employer?==

"We're...Hereish. I will not presume to ask your help in this matter, but any assistance would be appreciated."

/At this point, the strife/fight/battle is on hold/hiatus/pause. The continued existence/being of a universe/location/where to strife/war/battle in rather takes precedence/priority./

\Do not presume\assume\think that the truce\ceasefire\pause will last\endure\hold beyond\after the Employer is defeated\beaten\ended\killed.\

/However, fractive shields/barriers are up/enabled/active. This should stop/break/mutilate incoming fire/munitions/hostiles/weapons/energy./

"Good...?"

If we have reached the Employer, I inspect him/her/it and the area.

The Planck time the Fragmented Record enters the Void, a blast of pure orchid energy obliterates it and you. You die again. The Godmodder sighs, and you respawn on the Battlefield.

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Amp and Zand, having been returned to the battlefield, attempt to contact Anachron, and quite reasonably panic and head for lunar orbit when they both get no response and see the pitiful state the huge warship is in.

All charges progress!

RPLS-SH is fully armed 10/10 Saved for later.

A/E-IC is fully armed 50/50 Saved for later.

Great big charged attack 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.

Great big charged attack OF DOOM IN SPACE 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.

Hellbreakers 11/11 Done!

I preview; Anachron Standard Four Petawatt Mobile Reactor && Eldritch Tentacle && Active H3-TAC Sentience Core && The Souls of One and a Half Million Dead Crewmembers = ?

HELLBREAKERS: A set of pale crimson scythes that flicker with red-hot flames. In conjunction with the power gifted to them by Thanatos, they have the power of a fallen angel, their strikes backed by the smites of Aziraphale's own flaming sword. Truly weapons of divine proportions.

Anachron Mobile Reactor && Eldritch Tentacle && H3-TAC Sentience Core && 1.5 Million Souls = Reaction Beyond (Level 10: 1/11)

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Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (7/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (7/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (7/11)

ⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤ - Chapter 1

I pull out a glowstone and scandium sandwich. Not a glowstone and scandium sandwich, but the glowstone and scandium sandwich, after I fed all the rest to a polonium-210 golem who talked like a lady. I shove the glowstone and scandium sandwich into Epona's mouth. Epona is about to swallow when I disappear and reappear from behind nothing at all, like a special effect used in a Microsoft Sam movie. "I am CobaltShade, and I am a master of all 118+ elements, plus those on SCP-2046 and then some more." I pull out Mental Element and transmute something. Epona fishes out a bit of polonium from the sandwich, but it is disguised as scandium, and eats it. "Would you like to discuss SCP chemistry? I hear that SCP-2046-134..." Epona fishes out another bit of polonium. It is a glowstone and polonium sandwich. ""The LD₅₀ of ²¹⁰Po is..." Epona takes damage from the polonium. "Huh. Seems like it got him."

Epona? I don't think there's an Epona on the Battlefield. I see Epona II though. Those guys must be completely unrelated though. I mean there's no way.

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Turn 1

Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!

N/A

End of Plot

Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 4 Days Remaining

Actions: See Below

(Void Arc) The End

(Battlefield) N/A

(Wilson's Shop) N/A

(Others) I Respawn

Special things Alchemy and Charges:

Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades = Advanced Crossbow 3/3 On Approval due to Twin

Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage

Steel Diamond Katana Stats

Level 1

Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible

Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000

Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15

Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)

You respawn. Your alchemy does not finish since you can't continue charges/alchemies on a respawn post.

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Combat Operandi - Hail Hydra into The Malice.

Alchemies:

Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (6/11)

The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating (5/6)

Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (3/7)

Charges:

Wrath of the Earth 21/25

Deluxe Cannonfire 18/25

There are no Sacred Items left!

Quote from K4yne»

11/14 Atlanta Meatshield

I hug Robo-Me and Kayne Jr.. Now we are a family again! *heartwarming mooing can be heard from afar*

Robo-Me heals me with the No Joke, and i attack buff Pentel. Give it to em!

-----

No Joke

UBER: 9 Charges

Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

+6 HP to you! Pentel's attack this turn will minicrit.

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I was referring to the fact that the objects I've been using to attack Scratch with this entire time since Christoff left have been floating in out of the Void with no explainable reasoning behind why.

5/11 for the town painter

Battlefield:

Hank: Are you okay Wilson?

Eric looks concernedly at Wilson, but walks off to join the others.

As the banter on the plane back and forth continues (serpent, this means that we can continue the bit with Coulson and Skye if you want, but the group leaves before everybody else gets back)

Somewhere in the void...

Piono sits back in his spinny chair, smiling at the computer monitors revealing the events of the fight against Scratch.

Told you Phobos.

Phobos grumbles and hands over five dollars.

Ah, I see.

Heh.

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"...Well, that was cool. Scratch died, I'm in drone form all of a sudden, and we're all here."

After pausing for a while, I look around.

"...This is definitely not the same battlefield I left. Where'd all these trees and stuff come from?"

Some time spent in confusion later, I give up and teleport into a random tree, then deploy a Rancho Relaxo. Physics breaks, causing the chair to work perfectly despite not having solid ground. It takes me a moment to notice that I've somehow teleported onto a tree that happens to be quite close to where Blue is walking. I say nothing to anyone, wondering how long it'll take for me to be noticed.

Which, naturally, is completely ruined by one of the Dragonfly Drones noisily flying over to me.

The Godmodder notices the terraformed Battlefield as well. His eye twitches. Something went on here without him knowing...

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Turn 1/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 4/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship = Guarded Mover 4/4. COMPLETE!
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 1/4

I examine both the Ea Core and the Guarded Mover, before alchemizing Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 1/4 .

I do some quick exploration. combining the Guarded Mover and the Interfaced Timewatch. When I land back, I defense buff myself with the Mage's Reserveframe.

+2 to Erelye.
1/50

1/50

GUARDED MOVER: A modified version of the Guardmetal Spaceship that has five built-in Crystal Movers that act as engines, moving the ship wherever it needs to go.

EA CORE: A crystallized diamond core that produces large amounts of magical energy when activated. Said magical energy can be converted into a number of different things: electrical energy, mechanical energy, power for spells, pure offensive energy... Truly a wonderful gem.

Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit (Level 3: 1/4)
Ea Core -c Guarded Mover = The Guard Corps (1/4)

You protect yourself from attack this turn.

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (8/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (8/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (8/11)

Action

I heal myself with SCP-590-DTG, transferring my wounds to the Malice.

8,000 damage to the Malice!

Quote from gutza1»

+2 to Generic.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Wilson Money: $2

The Dicestaction: 15/30

The Third God: 20/50 (+2 from Crystal)

Stellar Decad: 10/11

Bunsen's Decad: 7/11

Mineral Decad: 5/11

==Actions==

"AWW WHY COULDN'T I KILL SCRATCH! ME, BENDER!"

"Shut up Bender. It was my fault, but you don't have to whine about it. Hmm. Wait. I need to reestablish communications with the station."

-- universalAntimatist [UA] began pestering astralAce ((Jeb's canon chumhandle)) [AA] --

UA: Jeb? Are you there?

AA: Loth? Oh thank Kod you're back. Where were you?

UA: I was dealing with a troublesome Doctor-turned-Psi Godmodder. HAL can fill you in with the details. In fact,

UA: I actually downloaded him into a computer at the site of the battle. But I'm going off on a tangent. Also,

UA: tell HAL that the Other Arrival will happen soon.

AA: Sure thing.

UA: Goodbye.

AA: 'Bye.

-- universalAntimatist [UA] ceased pestering astralAce [AA] --

"Now I think it is time to apply that upgrade I have been saving since the Gatekeeper."

Logic Cannon: 20/20 EXPENDED

The Science Cannon's Scranton Reality Anchors upgrade once more to tier 3. As well as doing more damage, they can now target any logical inaccuracy or plot hole. The Science Cannon also gains more hit points and is now named the Logic Cannon.

"And now the final upgrade can begin."

Reality Cannon: 1/30

Logic Cannon added!

Quote from Kajiulord»

(null post) yay the trial is over. But I'm sorry for being Op, and annoying, and having terrible typos/ grammar/ posts.

So yeah sorry. If I'm not banned I will be less OP and annoying.

It's alright, at least you recognize your faults. Don't worry about it.

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Maniac: PENUMBRA PHANTASM makes a clone of ENGIE! It eats the ENGIETECH ENTITIES.

Midna: I get out my Twilisaber and use it on the Fungus Man to make some Mushroom Salad.

20 Engietech Soldiers killed!

8,000 damage to Fungus-Man!

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Act 1! +2 to Generic!

Drive: Big Gamble (38/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X2)

Drive: Doorrior (24/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity. To clarify: This stacks with previous dodge chance, but I have to have attacked the Entity recently. As in, at most, before a turn's EoTB; after the EoTB this ability refreshes .)

The Selfless? (16/20) (Healing the.;.Wait...)

Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 9/11)

Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 7/11)

My dream reminds me of something else. In a quick flash, I quickly head somewhere with Heat Death. I return with a massive heap of slag, the once-proud Moorblade currently in a state of disrepair, the aforementioned ruined ship in the dream I had. It was a Dream, yes, but it was based off of past events as well. Without a doubt, the Moorblade would need considerable alchemical efforts to restore, but I think I will really need to do so, and soon, and it's worth the effort anyways.

The Moorblade, or what I know of it, for sake of sanity, was a small ship that could theoretically be manned by one person at least. It was a re-purposed and modified commander ship in design, which had to prepare for a lot, be subtle and unnoticeable (and thus having small stealth capacity), surprisingly agile in action (if not out-and-out fast) and regardless of that carry considerable firepower-thus it's a tough ship despite the size, and packs four front-facing...Err, laser miniguns, basically, two backwards-facing drone deployers that would seek out pursuers and violently explode (as well as an equivalent to a smoke deployer to foul up any fighters chasing me), four light turrets automated turrets carrying small laser-rockets (two above the ship and two below-and of those four two face more to the left and two face more to the right), and one medium semi-automated turret, armed with a 6-part barrage of rockets dead-center on the bottom of the ship that could also be manually aimed and fired as a precaution to losing the ability to auto-target stuff with it. It's maximum crew capacity is about 18 human-sized entities. It had seven main rooms: Cockpit (natch), Storage (Exactly what it says on the tin), Junction (linking the other six rooms and having a few conveniences), Living/Dining Room (Putting the luxury in Luxury ship), Bedrooms (for what you'd expect), Medbay (Preparing for everything), and Generator (duh-I never figured out how that Generator worked, though). Now that I think about it, I can expect to improve a lot. Despite it's useless state, the one good thing is that the Moorblade's general shape is somewhat intact, as well-it kind of looked like a classic stealth fighter very much up-scaled and more 3D-ish. One noticable deviation, still noticeable, is an odd ovoid ring around the rough middle of the ship-it has 2 thrusters, usually put to the side (in addition to the four back thrusters), and aside from regular turning, these could also be activated for extra speed or turning power, though that was unadvised for extended periods as that would take it's toll on the generator...In it's first iteration. Natch, I'm looking to the improve it, and hopefully considerably.

To start this shipbuilding party, Moorblade Wreck > Coarse = ???

Moorblade Wreck > Coarse = Defunct Laser Miniguns x4, Defunct Drone Deployers x2, Defunct Automated Turrets x4, Defunct Semi=Automated Turret, Ruined Cockpit, Ruined Storage, Ruined Luxury Room, Ruined Bedrooms, Ruined Medbay, Ruined Generator, Defunct Thrusters x6, Moorblade Framework

MOORBLADE PARTS: The parts of the Moorblade, now ruined and torn. If you're looking to rebuild it, here's the place to start. It looks like everyone's been making ships recently... But why, I wonder? It's almost like everyone's going to get up and leave...

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=

-22 / 50- Spin2Win

-17 / 50- The Tophat

-7 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval
-7 / 8- MEGA BOMB, Isaac

+2 to PitTheAngel

=ACTION=

ISAAC'S ALIVE!

I proceed to slow-motion hi-five Isaac, then use THE OTHER SIDE to blast The Malice.

=LIMBO=
I step towards the Pit, and examine the area. If it's dark, I place down another TORCH-TURRET (c) to light up the area. If hostiles are around, I mow them down with the CHAIRSLAYER.

=COMMAND=

>Streamer: Summon more mons.
>Isaac: Brimstone Barrage the Ice Colossus!

Yyyyyyooooooouuuuuu sssssssllllllllloooooooowwwwww-mmmmmmoooooooo hhhhiiiiii-fiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvveeeee Iiiisssssaaaaaaaaaccccccccc. BEEP Oh, I forgot I just installed a slow-motion device on this thing. Whoops.

10,000 damage to the Malice!

You head to the pit. You cannot see the bottom; due to the red mist. When you bend down to look at it, the entire landscape changes. The cave around you dissolves, and you are in a formless black void. The pit below you is more a tear in reality now, and it seems to be pulling everything towards it. You look up and see a large amount of pure black figures that, despite blending in perfectly with the void, somehow seem to stand out against it. Their piercing eyes and long limbs make you realize that they are Endermen.

The Endermen appear to be suspending something in place, and when you look up even further, you see it. It is a winding red shape that is incredibly turbulent, spinning across the void. It looks like only the power of the Endermen is keeping it at bay. Slowly, the Endermen carry the shape down to the tear, and in one mighty action, it is sucked in. A mighty lock seals the tear, and it is shut.

The landscape then changes back to the pit. You have no idea what that was... Since the area is lit and there appear to be no hostiles, you stay put. But heading down that pit strikes you as a bad idea...

Quote from Fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I test out the ultracompound on a random PG entity, I guess.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $142
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 4/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 4/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 4/11

+2 to wilson

-Battlefield-
Red spins around at the sound of the dragonfly drone.
Debilito absolutus et magicae artis mechanicae et Penicillium
(This is basically a high tier stunning spell that works on magical and mechanical entities as well as biological ones.)

He then notices what's actually going on.
Oh, it's just you.
Guess it's about time we get out of here. Go warm up the ship or something, Red.
Fine.

Red vanishes, and Blue looks up at the drone.

...how long have you been watching me?

12,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!

Quote from crystalcat»

Turn 2/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 5/7.
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 2/4

Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 2/4 .

I target the Malice, activate the Intelaugmentor. and fire a set of magical blasts from various miscellaneous focuses.

I then heal up a random AG entity.

I also add a card to the Enchanted Deck: the King of Spades. Upon use, a massive razor- Occam's Razor- will appear and slice an enemy into bits.

+2 to Gutza.
2/50
2/50

9,000 damage to the Malice!

+3,000 HP to the Refugees!

King of Spades added to the Enchanted Deck!

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I shove a bunch of Bedrock-shattering explosions into the Godmodder's stomach, blowing it up. I know he's invincible, I just want to see how you top a Bedrock stomach.

Woo. Gutza's stupid Decad is done. I hijack the Logic Cannon and fire it at the Decads, and they all spontaneously turn into Octets. I've reworked the laws of logic, don't question me. Oh, and uh, I toss the Decad's duplicate to Gutza before doing so.

+2 Tazz

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 14/50

More Runic Shielding 36/50

2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 5/11

Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 11/11 (Earth's Decad)

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 8/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)

(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)

ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-17, Tazz-40, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

The Godmodder creates a Stomach of Ichorium.

EARTH'S DECAD: A set of ten forest-green D10s that are imbued with the power of all the nature of the Earth.

Quote from Crusher48»

50/50 Weath Ray

35/50 {REDACTED}

My Action: I deploy a mind-control trap that mind-controls the next Pro-Godmodder entity summoned over to the anti-godmodder side, then teleport to EXOS.

SCP Foundation Action: the Foundation prepares their secret trick. Nanobots are released that sting everything (including the godmodder and anti-godmodder entities) for 1 damage (everyone other than the godmodder has it rounded down to 0 damage for convenience, but they are still hit by this).

EXOs Action: EXOS shows that the Executor modules are also part of the Perfect Sphere's modules. It prepares to adjust the new module for adding as well, and installs upgrades allowing it to make transdimensional attacks during the end of turn battle even if the next trial does not include it.

Tanker A2 Orders: The Tanker A2 bodyguards EXOS, and uses concussion spheres on a random PG entity.

SCP-2317 Battle: One final nuke falls over the battlefield. Godzilla makes one final surge in a desperate attempt to push SCP-2317 into the path of the nuke.

The Godmodder mind-controls the Mind-Control Trap, mind-controlling the next Anti-Godmodder entity to the Pro-Godmodder side! He then realizes that this is stupid because he can just do that anyway, and so the Mind-Control Trap is destroyed.

The Godmodder creates 1 HP Shields and lets the nanobots hit them.

I'm sorry, but the Perfect Sphere is getting way too many upgrades. The Weath Ray can go through, but that's it.

If EXOS can't interact with the next Trial, it can't interact with the next Trial.

Right as you are about to attack Fungus-Man, a wall of bullets kills him!

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Post I

I use The End to snipe Fungus-Man.

I then take out Chorale for Jaspers from the Jukebox, and sak Split if he thinks that paying the Disc of Mojang in the Jukebox would be a good idea. Mojang must have had a reason to shape their McGuffin like a disk, and not for example like a hat.

Potion of Honey II Complete!

The eighth principle 3/8

Frostdraug Core && The Southern Tundra && Blue Gem

Depleted Fez && Timetable && Red Dye && Gold Nugget

Zombot 30/40

Bearger Complete!

The ground rumbles, shaking the entire battlefield. When the rumbling stops, a giant chasm has manifested onto the battlefield. 0ut of the chasm climbs a huge, muscular shaggy beast that seems to severely confuse the Dragonfly upon arrival.

Science:

Sadly, the Bearger is not as intresting as the other seasonal bosses. Every 3 turns it can use it's special attack, Earthquake, that deals high damage to 1-3 targets.

...It looks like a torch, but does it burn like a torch?

Also, where is the Dragonfly?

The thing doesn't even play music! That is, unless I want it to. But other than that it doesn't really work. It would probably just get scratched up.

POTION OF HONEY II: A powerful Potion of Honey.

Frostdraug Core && The Southern Tundra && Blue Gem = Permafrost (Level 9: 1/10)
Depleted Fez && Timetable && Red Dye && Gold Nugget = FEZ (Level -1: 1/-1)

Yes.

Bearger added! Dragonfly added as well, since I forgot it earlier!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%

13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (3/7)

Abyssal Inferno 34/50 (Crystalized)
Scarlet Infinity 24/25 (Crystalized)

+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.

I continue to not attack anything. If I can do so without being horrifically killed, I offer the Godmodder some popcorn as I observe the fray.

Instead, I attempt to read chapter four of The First Block and Other Legends.

Afterwards, I absentmindedly cease my idiotic bout of not attacking anything, and cast Horrorterror on a random PG entity.

The Godmodder is wary of your popcorn and makes sure that it contains nothing harmful inside of it. He then eats it once he has removed anything potentially harmful.

I don't have time for this right now.

> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR

20,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!

Quote from Crusher48»

50/50 Weath Ray

35/50 {REDACTED}

My Action: I use Battle Technique: Terajump on a random hostile.

SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation tells the godmodder about their new memetic kill cocktail, and the godmodder suddenly dies because the cocktail is so strong that even knowing that the cocktail exists causes instant death. Luckily, everyone was inoculated against this by the nanobots released last attack (or by the nanobots used at the start of the program on the guys working on the program), except the godmodder's armor blocked the nanobots. Even if they were not inoculated (probably because the nanobots were considered an attack on their own side and were nullified), other entities are protected due to the fact that the Foundation keeps the memetic kill cocktail information on a "need to die" basis (if the target doesnt need to die, measures are taken to minimize the chance of exposure to knowledge about the attack). The godmodder cannot take any special action to dodge this because he does not know about this attack (this means retconning the stuff about the armor not blocking friendly nanobots as the nanobots were designed to deal 1 damage specifically to be counted as hostile by the armor), and if he did he would be dead already.

EXOS Action: EXOS starts to rebuild its Outer Barrier (it rebuilds in a damaged state which can be punched through without stopping the attack from hitting the other barriers, at least until the next round), as it had plenty of time to do that while engaging in other random action.

Tanker A2 Orders: The Tanker A2 spams concussion spheres, hitting another random PG entity.

SCP-2317 Battle: SCP-2317 outsmarts Godzilla, throwing it above the nuke before detonating the nuke with a bolt of dark energy, causing the mushroom cloud to blow Godzilla into space at escape velocity. SCP-2317 then takes cover before the explosion hits it, covering its stump with its hands to avoid fallout.

> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAPORT

7,000 damage to Epona II!

The Foundation ended up tracking down the Godmoder thanks to a typo in several important papers. The Godmoder is unaffected since he is permanently in god mode, and once again rages because he's been involved in this war! He punches out the Foundation personnel who tracked him down and kicks them back to Foundation HQ.

What is EXOS? The Perfect Sphere?

4,000 damage to Epona II!

Quote from Netpatham»

==The Battlefield==

I return from the trip through the Void, however long it took, and open fire at a PG entity with an Elevenfold Shattergun (Disc Fragment && Gun). As for what it does, it quite literally shatters things. Bonds of all types are sundered. So it has a tendency to cause some strange things like explosions where explosive materials do not exist.

I then stab the same target with Elevenfold Fracture, slicing it into even more pieces. And explosions.

/I build/erect/create a fractive shield/shell/wall around the Everyman./

==The Void==

If we haven't yet found the Employer, we keep looking. If not, 11 prepares the shatterguns while I deploy more defenses. At this point, I assume that there is Orchid bearing down on us if we have in fact found him. If we have, something along the lines of this happens..

"None of this will hold forever if the fractive layer fails us. What's your assessment on that holding."

/I need more data on how Orchid works. At the moment, they hold./

Unfortunately, the Elevenfold Shattergun is Level 11 and cannot be alchemized.

Quote from Crusher48»

50/50 Weath Ray

35/50 {REDACTED}

My Action: The fleetmind realizes that they left Schlock lying around in their base while they went out to attack Scratch. Since they did nothing useful in the battle, they decide to teraport Schlock into the battle under my control. I order him to attack Ice Colossus using battle technique: Schlocked.

SCP Foundation Action: Damage control is executed after several thousand players getting TV broadcasts of the battle die due to the memetic kill cocktail last round, as they were not inoculated. Also, they lure SCP-2317 to the battlefield (twin, I PM'd you the stats for SCP-2317)

EXOS Action: EXOS installs its new module, the Weath Ray. The Weath Ray is an advanced system that attacks by creating a wide linear "beam" made up of incredible amounts of microscopic wormholes that divide atoms and molecules into subatomic parts and scatter them throughout the universe (or possibly several universes). For practical purposes, it utterly anhillates anything in the beam's path, dealing 100000 damage that cannot be defended against in any way (it punches through every possible defense). It takes 3 turns to charge up after firing, but it enters the battlefield fully charged, and shoots right at the godmodder (or his corpse if he died from the memetic kill cocktail). Oh, and EXOS planned many defense measures into the attack to make sure it anhillates the godmodder as planned.

List of anti-godmodding measures:

• Anti-beam destroying (the Weath Ray module is behind the Anti-Godmodder field and cannot be directly attacked by the godmodder)
• Anti-block (NOTHING blocks the Weath Ray or redirects it or anything, that is pretty much the whole point of the design)
• Anti-dodge (The godmodder is trapped using EXOS's gift from the fleetmind of a gravitational manipulator strong enough to levitate the godmodder and prevent him from moving)
• Anti-size change (If the godmodder tries to grow large enough to evade the effect (which would require a huge amount of size, easily over 100 feet tall), the attack still knocks him out by hitting either the spinal cord, blowing through key parts of his brain, or invoking the Square-Cube law)
• Anti-teleport (Measures are in effect to stop teraporting and any other form of teleport)
• Anti-decoy (Hyper-advanced tracking measures can easily tell a fake godmodder apart from the real one)
• Anti-plot armor (It uses some form of the Hero Killer trope to bypass it)
• Anti-mechanical failure (It was already tested on SCP-2317, and has been checked many times since then to make sure it is reusable)
• Pro-whateverthealliesbuffitwith (The attack is modular so it can be easily upgraded)
• Anti-outsmart (EXOS counters the first 5 tactics the godmodder tries that are not otherwise covered)

Weath Ray: 75000/75000 HP Weath Ray: |||

> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SHLOCKED

7,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!

Before SCP-2317 is officially added, I'd like to go over some of its stats in the PM first.

Weath Ray added! However, I must remind you that the Godmodder became completely invulnerable to player/entity attack at the start of Act 4, and the only thing that can damage him is the completion of the Trials. Also, an entity can't enter the Battlefield with its special attack instantly charged up.

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+2 to Generic.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Wilson Money: $2

The Dicestaction: 16/30

The Third God: 23/50 (+2 from Crystal)

Stellar Decad: 11/11 Complete!

Bunsen's Decad: 8/11

Mineral Decad: 6/11

==Actions==

Lothyra alchemizes Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad. She then requests Generic to alchemize Quantum Mechanics Textbook & Fluorite Decad. This will be my last science related Decad. She sics the Logic Cannon on the PG entity with the least health (by the time of the EoTB, of course), then turns to Epona II.

"Ah. The upgraded version of Link's steed. Too bad the Godmodder has turned you evil. Eh. I think I prefer the Master Cycle. But that's just me being a technophile."

She then tests out the Stellar Decad on Epona II.

==Spacebase DF-9==

Mr N1x0n? Th3 0th3r Arr1val shall b3g1n s00n. Tw0 days acc0rd1ng t0 Un1v3rs3 B Pr1m3 3arth.

"Finally! I was wondering when that would start. Also, did you see that red shockwave?"

Y3s. But that's n0n3 0f y0ur c0nc3rn. Just kn0w that th3 play3rs t00k car3 0f 1t.

"I need to go ready the troops. When you're ready, give me the signal. Then we'll show this "Godmodder" the might of Earth! We'll go beat the crap out of whatever he's got planned for the "Trial"."

Y3s.

"So goodbye for now."

Wa1t. 0n3 m0r3 th1ng b3f0r3 y0u d1sc0n3ct.

"What?"

1f y0u w3r3 plann1ng t0 b3tray th3 Ant1-G0dm0dd3r R3s1stanc3, r3m3mb3r that th3 r3as0n y0u ar3 br1ng1ng y0ur fl33t t0 M1n3craft1a 1s b3caus3 y0u 0w3 th3 Plan3t 3xpr3ss Cr3w and Ms. S1l3ntr3ad a fav0r. S0 d0n't b3 a tra1t0r.

"I am not a crook's head traitor!"

Just want3d t0 g1v3 a b1t 0f 3xp0s10n f0r th3 r3ad3rs.

"What readers?"

N3v3rm1nd. Anyway, g00dby3.

DETECTIVE

STELLAR DECAD: A set of ten star-crossed D10s that ripple with the power of the cosmos and the stars above.

Physics Textbook && Fluorite Decad = Movement's Decad (Level 10: 1/11)

7-3-5-4-9-8-9-4-3-1

A darkened copy of the Pleiades appears over Epona II and crash-lands onto her, dealing 10,000 damage!

Quote from Amperz4nd»

Stuff charges!

+1x2 to Erelye!

I wander around the terraformed Battlefield looking for something important, my shield-bubble acting, for once, as containment rather than protection, keeping my reactor's emissions from sterilizing the area.

My Shadow in Limbo talks to the souls it was near before I suddenly got lazy as hell and stopped trying.

The souls you were near? Refresh my memory; what were you doing in Limbo earlier?

Quote from Fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I set up a shot with the lapis steakhouse on a PG entity, and fire
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Steakhouse
Wilson's Shop: $144
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 5/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 5/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 5/11

+2 to wilson

12,000 damage to the Malice!

Quote from crystalcat»

Turn 3/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 6/7.
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 3/4

Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 3/4 .

I look around the Battlefield. I then search around the Battlefield for discarded Sacred Items, summoning some if I can't find any.

I also morph the right arm of the Reserveframe into an arm cannon and blast Malice.

+2 to Gutza.

3/50
3/50

+5 of all Sacred Items!

7,000 damage to the Malice!

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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%

13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (4/7)

Abyssal Inferno 36/50 (Amp'd)
Scarlet Infinity 25/25! (Amp'd)

+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.

I merely cast Maelstrombound on a random PG. I'm conserving my energy for whatever Trial 5 turns out to be.

25/25 Expended.

Originally, this charge was going to be utilized in some manner to positively impact Split's Affinity. Seeing as that is now impossible, I'll have to use the contingency plan.

Grayhold Citadel, 15:48

Meanwhile, in a relatively unscathed section of Grayhold Citadel, a Runic Matrix seems to be anticipating the activation of its creator. The room itself seems rather familiar, being the room within which the Runic Orb was infused. However, this is not the extremely stable Infusion Altar that is utilized for things akin to the creation of the Hazel Wand. The maximum instability level that can be handled without adverse effects would likely be around Very High. Luckily, the infusion I am attempting has an instability level of High. Things of the sort in paradox space do not seem to mix very well with the thaumaturgical arts. Something about the whimsicality of the place in general, likely. The Altar's pedestals are nearly all filled. They contain a number of items. The center pedestal contains a Miniature Red Sun, obtained rather easily through alchemical duplication. The surrounding pedestals hold a Primal Charm, a piece of amber, another Miniature Red Sun, and a full Warded Jar of Potentia. The remaining four pedestals have nothing upon them. The Essentia Reservoirs within the walls appear to have already been filled with the essentia required, as always. Suddenly, the Runic Matrix flickers with violet light, and begins to infuse the object, as if activated by a thought. Hah. Seeing as this Altar can handle very high levels of instability, and the infusion currently taking place is at the level of high, the infusion takes place without a single hitch. When the aubergine sparks designate the completion of the infusion, the product is revealed. It appears to be a perfectly spherical object, seemingly both crystalline and plasmic in nature. Regardless, the object is scarlet in color, with occasional bursts of Vis around it, denoting the fact that the thing seems to be able to bend the thaumic field around it. It suddenly turns into amethyst energy, and disappears.

An amethyst orb appears in my hand, slowly transforming into a somewhat large object, around the size of a Miniature Red Sun. I stare at it as it does so, checking for imperfections, and finding a plethora of them that are likely derived from my imagination alone. This will have to do. The object is fully visible now, and appears to be either a crystalline or plasmic orb of red energy, with the occasional burst of Vis surrounding it. I turn to Split, and hand the thing to him.

Might I suggest utilizing that? Do what you will with it. Shatter it, affix it to your sword, fuse it to your body, or something of the sort. It should provide a negligible boost to your abilities.

If Split does one of these things, the orb does a singular thing. As the energy leaks into his form, it serves to augment his power, granting Split a small boost to the damage he deals. Even if he is leaving, it is useful.

> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND

20,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!

Hey, thanks.

All of Split's attacks will deal 10,000 more damage than usual for five turns!

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"Not too long, actually. In fact, I only recently got-"

Physics suddenly starts partially working, dumping the drone off of the Rancho Relaxo face-first into the ground. The chair itself remains in the tree.

"...back. That was intentional, definitely intentional."

The Dragonfly Drone makes a sound resembling laughing, with accompanying body language, then flies away. My drone stands back up.

"So, how ya doin?"

Quote from Fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I travel back in time with the dopplerganger to steal someone's kill on a PG entity, or just attack one in the past if there are no chances
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $146
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 6/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 6/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 6/11

+2 to wilson

-Battlefield-
Can't complain. Well, I could, but I shouldn't, so I won't. Anyways... how about you?

You fire a wall of bullets at Fungus-Man in the past.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I shove the Lover's Octet up a PG enemy's nose into its brain, then bop its skull to use it like a Pop-A-Matic bubble in its brain, activating the dice.

+2 Tazz

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 17/50

More Runic Shielding 37/50

2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 6/11

Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 1/11 But dogs can observe the world, so according to quantum mechanics they must have souls! (Protip: you can safely ignore any sentence that contains the words "According to quantum mechanics".)

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 9/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)

(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)

ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-40, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

Since only Epona II has a nose,

5-5-6-3-6-3-3-8

A stream of heart-shaped shuriken slice through Epona II's head, dealing 9,000 damage!

Quote from The_Serpent»

WELL. THAT WAS FUN.

I must agree, even if I couldn't take part. Oh, and while I'm at it, time for a better weapon. Caledball || (Oblivion's Guardian && Broken Anachronism) = Inevitability's Shadow (1/413)) (jokealchemy/rpalchemy)

it will all be over soon

Oblivion's Guardian && Broken Anachronism = Time Keeps Slipping (Level 80)
Caledball || Time Keeps Slipping = Inevitability's Shadow (Level 100: 1/101) THREE DAYS UNTIL THE FORTY ARE SHOWN / TIME FOR THE MASTERPIECE TO FINALLY BE KNOWN

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Act 1! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!

Drive: Big Gamble (43/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)

Drive: Doorrior (25/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)

The Selfless? (17/20) (Healing the.;.Wait...Uhh, helping something. Yes.)

Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 10/11)

Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 8/11)

I politely remind Generic that the word 'Dice Rolls' works on any dice. Including Decads. Also stop hazing Gutza this instant over your like of Octets. He has different preferences, that's all. With that said, once the Moorblade's scrap is properly processed, you two (Gutza, Generic) will be using your Alchemy shops to help me make Moorblade 2.0, because that was a complex ship and the sooner it's done the better.

I head to Wilson's shop and get his attention, Or find him if he's not already there. I'd like to ask for some complicated services of him.

Remembering the Battlefield is a thing, I use the Oblivion's Topper on Epona II, and force it's supply Drop to drop to me instead of the PGs.

You use Oblivion's Topper to have Epona II act for the AGs this turn instead of the PGs! ...If it survives.

Quote from engie_ninja»

"Could be worse. What happen was pretty much... The Godmodder went around collecting some artifacts to fulfill some prophecy, then Scratch went in and stole Psi-Godmodderhood, killed everyone, we all ended up in Limbo, some council dudes got annoyed at us, then gave us some owl related thing, we killed a gatekeeper, then had to go around destroying the power sources of the various artifacts from earlier, then we killed Scratch. So, how was dying?"

My drone leans against a tree. The same one with the Rancho Relaxo stuck in it. Predictably, said chair lands right on top of the drone.

Quote from Talist»

46/50 and 1/50 +2 to Pit

Is it time to unleash my ultimate entity? Time to remember what my entities did... I'll probably release CogWynd just so I don't have 4 entities to control all at once. And wow, there are a lot of AGs.

I say to the Godmodder, "Well, you better have something preettyyy good planned if you want to top the late Scratch as biggest and baddest boss of the game."

Commands:

-Fayther:copy from the Godmodder to get back that violent memory

-CogWynd: wound 130% WINDING DOWN, motorized claws on the Ice Colossus

-Deck: bind king of hearts to heal an entity for 20,000 hp

Enchanted Deck

HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place.
Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
- King of Hearts: Heal an entity for 20,000 when drawn

Discard pile: None
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.

Spectra's Chestplate &&& imaginary essence &&& blaze powder = Mind's Chestplate 6/7

Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator 4/6

Splash Potion of Subzero +1

"y- yeah... I'm fine... Maybe I'm just taking this too emotionally... I kinda feel like I... I've broken a promise. Even though that's stupid... I never promised anything..."

Go ahead. Just let me cover some things with you in PM first.

The Godmodder grins.

GODMODDER: I'm sure I'll think of something.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Maniac: MEAT BOY appears and attacks LIL' SLUGGER.

Midna: I get a Vord-eating-spider-eating Spider!

2,000 damage to Lil' Slugger!

3,000 damage to the Vord-Eating Spider!

Quote from Kajiulord»

I get out my stuff, embarrassed and start walking. When the fighting restarts I will come back. I'm learning the ancient art of not being a annoying, sucky, poster. so bye ( for probably like one day considering how fast this game goes). Nevermind.

here are some alchemies I'd like to make

Alchemies:

undefined blaster + BFG + BFS ( if possible)

reality glove + "how to not make terrible posts on a forum game and make yourself look stupid" (self help Manuel)

potion of swiftness + matter converter

Undefined Blaster && BFG && BFS = UBFB (Level 3: 1/4)
Reality Glove && Forum Game Self-Help Manual = Self-Help Glove (Level 6: 1/7)
Potion of Swiftness && Matter Convertor = Speed Convertor (Level 3: 1/4)

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Act 3! +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!

Drive: Big Gamble (44/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)

Drive: Doorrior (26/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)

The Selfless? (18/20) (Helping someone)

Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 11/11) Success!

Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 9/11)

I inspect the Markus.

I preview and inspect what Magic English Eye && 0ctet would be. Hopefully not another Octet, as that's not what I'm aiming for.

With that said, I roll the Fluorite Octet at the Ice Colossus, wanting to conserve creative juices for later.

Talist, I'd be happy to take CogWynd off of your hands as far as entity control is due.

MARKUS: A golden arm cannon whose barrels are forged from the metal of the gods, Divinium. The thing throbs with the energy of creation and the holy willpower of Mojang. Every shot is backed by the divine power of Notch and the rest of the gods. Use it wisely.

Magic English Eye && 0ctet = Ocular Binary (Level 101)

OCULAR BINARY: The eye of Project Binary. Using this, he can view everything in the Trifecta, and a lot of other things too. B1g Br0ther is always watching.

3-5-8-3-7-8-6-2

A fluorite jet plane descends from the sky and slams into the Ice Colossus, dealing 9,000 damage!

Quote from omglolsguy22»

I pop out of my grave and sob that I missed all that.

;-;

omglolsguy's Sight of awesome attacks RIP 2015

rekt by cheeky scrub armor

You respawn.

Quote from Kajiulord»

I set up some turrets with jumpscare settings around the area incase of incoming threats. In fact, they look similar to a certain set of jump scaring robots, but with turrets hidden inside. The turrets use physiological torture to brainwash people into walking to the blast radius. That sounds weird but it's very useful. The sheer horror and implications of the drones are enough to make one loose their will to live. If they see the gun, they might just keep walking, from what the turrets will make them think and see. They won't care. I'm auctioning them off.

each turret has 60 hp.

( the specifics of the drone can be discussed after the purchase. But whoever is insane , evil, or stupid enough to buy this won't care)

You set up four Animatronic Turrets! A player can buy one and use them.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I bye a drone. It then leaves, since I said bye to it.

>_>

Quote from PitTheAngel»

DARK_PIT'S TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Pit's Anthem i guess: 33/50

I walk up to Crusher48 and grab him by his arms.

"No. Stop. I have seen what's happening, and you are failing at your spot check incredibly bad. The godmodder is invincible right now, no attack can kill him no matter what you do. This was established very quickly. This has been hammered into the ground many times, and yet you still try to not only attack him, but One-Shot him while every time this fails. It is not going to work, it never has worked since this whole thing started, and you cannot bend the world to suit your needs. LEARN BEFORE I MAKE YOU."

After that, i toss him aside into some poor unlucky entity.

(At this point, it can be safely guessed Dark Pit is a Neutral player, but Normal Pit is still AG.)

Crusher48 is flung into the path of Pentel, who knocks him out of the way. Crusher takes 3 damage before the Godmodder whacks Dark Pit out of the air for PvP.

Quote from pionoplayer»

6/11 for the town painter

I don't have any interest in screwing with the battlefield yet, but a dead gyrados drops from the sky and lands on a random PG entity

Plane (assuming you were done with that bit):

Eric stands next to Agent Coulson while Sanford and Deimos are playing chess with Skye and Fitz. So where are we heading? To the city or the surprise Vriska had for me?

"The surprise, actually it landed right smack dab in the middle of town. had it landed a little bit off, we would have had the geeks swarming it."

Eric looks thoughtful; so... its something well known then...

Simmons looks up from the chess games and almost squees, "Its a TARDIS!!!!"

Battlefield:

Hank chuckles: Its fine, Eric's explained a bit about the IUPC to me. If the IUPC's standards were on an alignment chart, it would be far into chaotic good territory.

Trust me, Eric's done some pretty crazy things, and as long as it doesn't do lasting harm to another member of the IUPC and doesn't cause too much destruction, you're usually good. You wouldn't believe what he gave Sanford and Deimos of the conduct examples.

And then everyone else pops up.

Holy... Where did you guys come from?

3,000 damage to the Ice Colossus!

Quote from Kajiulord»

I drop somes suuuper duper powah boms pn thre randam enimos.

Translation: I drop some super duper power bombs on three random enemies base damage: 80

every typo or undefined: + 60 damage ( Note: This is mainly a joke comment but not a troll)

80 damage isn't a lot, so it rolls over to 0.

Quote from 5l1n65h07»

Unknown Entity: 43/50

Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor (Level 7: 2/8)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 2/10)

Lil' Slugger and Monstro idle.

Split cuts apart 80 Engietech Soldiers to watch all their spare parts and machinery fly everywhere. Engietech retaliates and deals 15,000 damage to Split. DextraBomb idles.

The PPC deals 12,000 damage to DextraBomb!

Since I have listed that when the Outer Shield is destroyed it cannot be rebuilt, the Outer Shield of the Perfect Sphere is removed. This is what you said on summon: "(First 25000 damage against modules inside the Sphere of Influence is nullified". I assume this means that it only has a limited amount of HP, but correct me if I'm wrong.

The Perfect Sphere kills the Malice! Isaac deals 10,000 damage to the Ice Colossus! CogWynd begins to wind down and deals 20,000 damage to the Ice Colossus! The Vord-Eating Spider, Medic Bot, and Jukebox all idle. The Logic Cannon fires and deals 10,000 damage to the Ice Colossus; the three teams gang up on it and all finish it off! The Enchanted Deck draws the King of Hearts and fully heals the Refugees! Everyone else idles. Fayther takes a Violent memory!

Pentel kills the Vord-Eating Spider! Epona II uses Supply Drop, dropping a Bedrock Chest for the AGs! The Godmodder takes out the Red Tooth and activates its guaranteed crit chance, rushing towards the AGs! In a wave of carnage that has Split in awe, the Tanker A2, Medic Bot, and Jukebox are all destroyed! The Godmodder then drives the Red Tooth through the Perfect Sphere's Inner Barrier, destroying it! The Perfect Sphere loses 1 Energy! He then destroys all the Peacekeepers and the Bridge!

The Godmodder then lightly pokes Kidd Radd, who loses a letter from his HP, and tracks down Engietech's summoning portal, disabling it! No more Engietech units can be produced!

The Itinerary:

> AGs: Destroy the PG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!

> PGs: Destroy the Perfect Sphere!
> PGs: Destroy the Preston Cole's ships!

The Battlefield

IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 5,603,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)

Current Impetus Comb: 9

TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.

insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.

The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.

Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.

CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.

TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.

Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.

Crusher48: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.

Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.

omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.

PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.

K4yne: [PG] HP: 16/20.

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.

Fseftr: [N] HP: 16/20. Has Super Armor.

ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.

engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20.

The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.

Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 98,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.

Split: [N] HP: 235,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang. Has an attack boost for five turns.

Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,120.)

Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x755.) Burn targets.

Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.)

Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x50.)

DextraBomb: [N] HP: 96,000/125,000. Kamikaze Charge: IIIIIIIIII 3%.

Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII

Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII

Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 4. Inner Barrier: 0/74,500/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/74,500/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/74,500/25,000 HP.

Perfect Sphere Modules: [AG] Bridge: 0/50,000 HP. Housing no players. I AF Hangar: 7,000/100,000 HP. I Guardian Orbs: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x4.) I Aureus Spawner: 50,000/50,000 HP. Orbs: 1/1 HP. (x5,000.) I Support Systems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.) I Lightning Modules: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Weath Ray: 75,000/75,000 HP. III

Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII

CogWynd: [AG] HP: 172,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 130%. In Overclocked mode. Winding down.

Logic Cannon: [AG] HP: 170,000/200,000. Uses logical inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.

Mob Platoon: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Herobrine's Wrath: III

PvP Elites: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Diamond Dance: III

Refugees: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Super Rush: III

Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠.

The Streamer: [AG] HP: 126,000/160,000.

Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RAD

Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 20/30. Creativity: 16/50. Nutrition: 7/50.

Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x4, Happy.

Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.

Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.

Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x58.)

Bearger: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Earthquake: III

Dragonfly: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Currently Passive. Ring of Fire: III

Pentel: [PG] Leaves in four rounds.

Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.

Epona II: [PG] HP: 57,000/125,000. Supply Drop: II

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 66.

The Spoils:

Sacred Items:

5 Hog Slop

5 Elf Tears
5 Pie Filling

5 Weasel Snot

FINE, YOU TYRANT. Lousy God-Emperor *discontented grumbling* AND THAT'S A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE GOAL TO WANT PINARY ISN'T EVEN OPPOSED TO US.

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 18/50

More Runic Shielding 40/50

2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 7/11

Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 2/11

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 10/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)

(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)

ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-42, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

I go up to the godmodder and give him a dollar of death! The dollar has toxic fumes and nano bots that will explode with the force of an atomic bomb( don't ask. The laws of physics in this game have been ruptured way before this, go with it.) The godmodder will be destroyed the second he even acknowledges this at all, including not responding because of this post. At the very least, it will hurt some PG entities around him. I'm not going anywhere near the godmodder, I have clones. The one that is delivering the death dollar has various guns and explosives in it, as well as having a kernelsprite with another, higher quality clone and more weapons prototyped to it inside the clone.

oh and Twinbuilder, here are some alchemies I want to do BFG +BFS+ Reality(warping) glove essence of - UNDEFINED+

Wow, nice cop-out because you had no clue how to block the Weath Ray. If I had pulled that at the start of the game the game would be over in one attack. Anyways, the Weath Ray still works on invulnerable targets (a reason for its development was to get rid of invulnerable SCP objects that needed to be anhillated, that was voted down on most targets because subatomic particles of a dangerous SCP object might still be able to destroy whatever universe they end up in), because it scatters their atoms across millions of universes. Best case scenario, it would dis-assemble the godmodder and he would waste a turn re-assembling and pulling his atoms back together (lets just assume that happens because worst-case scenario his consciousness fails because his brain is scattered everywhere and he would be practically dead).

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Wow, nice cop-out because you had no clue how to block the Weath Ray. If I had pulled that at the start of the game the game would be over in one attack. Anyways, the Weath Ray still works on invulnerable targets (a reason for its development was to get rid of invulnerable SCP objects that needed to be anhillated, that was voted down on most targets because subatomic particles of a dangerous SCP object might still be able to destroy whatever universe they end up in), because it scatters their atoms across millions of universes. Best case scenario, it would dis-assemble the godmodder and he would waste a turn re-assembling and pulling his atoms back together (lets just assume that happens because worst-case scenario his consciousness fails because his brain is scattered everywhere and he would be practically dead).

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Another thing that was mentioned at the beginning of the game was that no charge would have a chance to destroy the Godmodder, whether it was a 5-post charge or a 500-post charge. I went back on my word a bit for that, but only two times. The only two charges that have damaged the Godmodder were 100-post ones, not 50-post ones. And you honestly expect to be able to damage the Godmodder at the endgame, at a time like this? This would have been better off summoned in Act 3, not now, not when he's protected by the very force of the Narrative itself.

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Another thing that was mentioned at the beginning of the game was that no charge would have a chance to destroy the Godmodder, whether it was a 5-post charge or a 500-post charge. I went back on my word a bit for that, but only two times. The only two charges that have damaged the Godmodder were 100-post ones, not 50-post ones. And you honestly expect to be able to damage the Godmodder at the endgame, at a time like this? This would have been better off summoned in Act 3, not now, not when he's protected by the very force of the Narrative itself.

The charge was spent on the Weath Ray module, not the attack. The attack could have been done as a one-shot (literally if it worked) attack under the rule that the OP scale does not exist when attacking the godmodder, I just felt that summoning it out of the blue to kill the godmodder would be... odd. Also, the Weath Ray had anti-plot armor as one of its abilities, so the Narrative should have been useless at blocking it.

Whatever, its more fun to fight a massive final battle than to have the godmodder one-shotted anyways (unless the Perfect Sphere cant participate, in which case I would think it sucked because I spent loads of time and charges on it). I still wanted a godmoddery explanation as to how it was blocked instead of a cop-out (aka can you tell how you would have blocked it if it was say the first attack of the game and plot armor was not in effect) though.

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The charge was spent on the Weath Ray module, not the attack. The attack could have been done as a one-shot (literally if it worked) attack under the rule that the OP scale does not exist when attacking the godmodder, I just felt that summoning it out of the blue to kill the godmodder would be... odd. Also, the Weath Ray had anti-plot armor as one of its abilities, so the Narrative should have been useless at blocking it.

Whatever, its more fun to fight a massive final battle than to have the godmodder one-shotted anyways (unless the Perfect Sphere cant participate, in which case I would think it sucked because I spent loads of time and charges on it). I still wanted a godmoddery explanation as to how it was blocked instead of a cop-out (aka can you tell how you would have blocked it if it was say the first attack of the game and plot armor was not in effect) though.

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Fair enough. Although the Narrative is plot and the essence of reality and you can't really godmod against that.

All entities will be able to participate in the next Trial. However, like in the first game, they will not be able to participate in the last Trial.

If you decide to aim the Weath Ray at the Godmodder regardless, I will provide a godmod instead of a cop-out.

Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (9/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (9/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (9/11)

Action

I pull out all my weapons. Epona II immediately dies of shock as it thinks I am going to do an all-in on it. I then switch to Mental Element and transmute all the hydrogen in Epona II's body to carbon. Epona II dies of body chemistry failure.

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I heal myself with healing blues
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $148
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 7/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 7/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 7/11

+2 to wilson

-Battlefield-
...as far as I can tell, I'm not dead, and never have been...

-Earth, Democratic People's Republic of Korea-
The Supreme Leader of the DPRK, Marshal Kim Jong-un, looks out his balcony, at the smiling masses of his Korean (not North Koreans, for there are no others) subjects. It had been months since he sensed Binary's presence spreading across his grandfather's domain. Luckily, Juche teachings counteracted the propaganda, but still, Kim was not a happy camper. A young and relatively weak deity such as himself could not compete with this latest creation of the Great Enemy, the so called United States of America, and her allies. If only his grandfather was still alive, he would crush this enemy with his absolute power in the Heavens and the Earth. Kim distracted himself by scarfing down an entire hot dog.

(This has received the canon seal of approval.)