I convince Epona II to go through the CHALLENGES OF PAIN, in hopes of getting the key to unlock the door to get the location of the end of the true map to find the treasure of the practical joke!
PART 17: CHALLENGE I: Giving a Horsey-back ride to everyone: Epona has to give a horsey-back ride to everyone in the universe, at the same time. It must also give said ride to every THING in the universe, which has been condensed into one ball of incredible density and weight, which Epona must carry for 1,000 miles. Everyone on the ride enjoys themselves, while Epona doesn't. Once it reaches the end, the horse realizes that it must carry said ball for the entire rest of the challenges, as a "reward". Any sadness or lack of complete, utter happiness converts into more weight for the ball. Any logical stipulations that Epona would have trouble with the ball's gravity are not ignored-Epona just has to find a way to deal with them.
PART 18: CHALLENGE II: Obstacle course of fun: Epona has to run through the ultimate obstacle course. She is chased by a giant moving wall with death sawblades, death flamethrowers, death spikes, and death poison dart shooters. The poison dart shooters shoot homing poison darts which make Epona restart the course every time they hit her, and she has to continuously dodge them all. The wall shooting these things also moves incredibly fast, to the point that she can barely keep up with it. The obstacle course itself is at an 89 degree angle uphill, full of hurdles to jump over(and knocking one down results in the course restarting), tripwires(which activate a restart-the-course line of wire), and massive spikes that Epona must run through.
PART 19: CHALLENGE III: Zelda Adventure: Zelda must go through every zelda game, aiding Link directly instead of just being the horse he rides. Link is being played by a mentally incompetent four-year-old, and every time he takes damage, Epona takes ten times that damage. Once she is done, she has to go through "special second quest" versions of all those games, which are twice as hard. while Link just AFKs the entire time. Then, she must go through the "hidden" THIRD quests, specially designed by me to be 10x as hard as the hardness of the hardest Zelda game's hardest mode, squared. Link is gone, and it's just Epona, who must do EVERYTHING, while taking 100x damage from every hit.
PART 20: CHALLENGE IV: Carrot Field: Epona must wander through the field of the world's most delicious carrot in search of the true carrot of ultimate deliciousness. The field is 1 trillion miles wide and long. With three layers. There are 10,000,000 carrots per square mile of field, and she can't eat ANY of them. She must search it systematically, and the carrot is naturally in the last place she could possibly search with that system. And when she finds it, she must carry it in her mouth, without eating it or salivating(at all), otherwise all of the challenges must be restarted. She must bring it to the very beginning of the field, at which point she is allowed to eat one microscopic nibble(10^-50 grams), and accidentally eating any more will result in the challenge restarting.
It then turns out that in order to be teleported to the last challenge, she must complete the AMAZING FEATS OF DARING! Epona pretty much just gives up.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-29 / 50- Spin2Win
-18 / 50- The Tophat
-8 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval
+2 to PitTheAngel
=ACTION=
I pull out a Medkit, then proceed to devour it, restoring some HP.
=LIMBO=
I sit down next to the pit, and quickly create a flying drone using wood, some rotors, a SMG and a water-spraying system. Using a make-shift remote-control, I fly the drone down the Pit, and investigate.
=COMMAND=
>Streamer: Summon MOAR mons.
>Isaac: Brimstone Barrage the DextraBomb!
I take out a Cherry Big Bang Bomb, and decide I want to eat it. I try to, but then I just end up killing myself and horribly maiming a PG entity. I then recall the cooking method, and boil the thing 3 times. I then eat it and attempt to ascend to Alpha Godmodder rank.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 19/50
More Runic Shielding 44/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 7/11
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 2/11
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 11/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
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(Battlefield) I used MLG Noscope at Epona II and i sent some Hentai Manga to the Virgin Elf to make him/her feel so bad and breaking his/her Virginity and i collected some Elf Tears (Sorry for being a Perv!)
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (7/7!)
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (3/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (3/???)
Abyssal Inferno 43/50
Inky Shard 6/8
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I can practically taste 4/13. It tastes like cherries, and therefore red. The best color.
Also, regarding why we have all been constructing ships, a darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change.
I examine 44. That reminds me. Despite the initial controversy of the Trial, you managed to turn it around. Whilst it was quite disheartening to see the initial statements, I liked Trial 4. You did an excellent job.
Afterwards, I equip Real Nightmare. Perhaps this might serve to be an instigator of destruction, even more so than some other weapons beforehand. Probably not more than the Crimson Twig, seeing as it literally radiates destructive energies, but I digress. An instigator of destruction nonetheless. I flash-step around the Battlefield, watching. Watching and waiting, that is. There is no indicator of my presence whatsoever. I could be anywhere. Suddenly, a blade composed entirely of shadow stabs through Epona II. It is drawn out rather swiftly, and then disappears, along with my form. The flesh/whatever I just made a wound in around the gash seems to be withering away, turning black and useless, dripping Nightmare Fuel. I continue to flash-step across the area, watching and waiting once more. Perhaps adamantine might be a better slicing/stabbing tool. Granted, I don't actually want to go through with the troubles required for obtaining adamantine weaponry of any value. In that regard, I have two options. One, have Grayholdian mining operations search for adamantine veins directly in another universe. They mine the veins out in their entirety, unsealing the Circus, likely dooming the operation. Two, go directly into that universe, break into the unbreakable slade vaults of the gods, slay approximately 75 nigh-invincible angels of some sphere, likely something along the lines of deformity or war, reach the very bottom the vault, slay one of the most powerful creatures in existence, and take the treasure, a legendary adamantine weapon. Of course, doing so will open a gateway to hell, and will release demons capable of conquering entire civilizations on their own. Then, I'd either have to kill those demons, and likely die in the process, or flee the vault, biding my time until the demonic creatures flood into the rest of the universe. So, in short, there is really no good way to obtain adamantine, seeing as the universe in question is currently inaccessible (Yes, I play Dwarf Fortress). Anyhow, Epona II suddenly realizes that a blade composed of shadow has just pierced its neck. How unfortunate. I utilize the shadow-manipulating properties of Real Nightmare to aid in slaying Epona II. The creature's shadow attempts to devour it just as I draw the blade from its neck, and disappear. After several moments, nearly a dozen cuts appear on Epona II, all dripping Nightmare Fuel. Flash-stepping certainly provides a large window for attack. Hah. I give a final stab directly through Epona II, before de-equipping the blade. Afterwards, I disappear in a flash of octarine, reappearing some distance away. Speaking of that, how many people can actually see octarine on the Battlefield? I can, I'd make a reasonable inference, and say Crystal can as well, but, beyond that, it is a matter of debate.
I alchemize Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix (1/???). The Enchanter should provide enchanting, the Minium Stone transmutation, smelting, and regular crafting, and the Matrix Arcane Infusion. I'm going to put this in Void or Bust. I'll need it, I'd expect. The weaponry within the ship is currently adequate, as is the power source. Now, I just need to provide amenities and basic survival equipment.
Abruptly, I pull out the Illumination, and view the coordinates 0,0. I have a feeling we shall need to keep a close eye over the Origin Point.
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I quickly assemble (not alchemize, assemble) the Shattered Chakram (Disc Fragment && Chakram), and use it against Oblivion. It slices into the ball of darkness above, and returns.
I then fire the Elevenfold Shattergun at the ball of darkness, through the portion of darkness that was cut through by the Shattered Chakram. The interior fracturing does more damage and leaves it open for a strike with Elevenfold Fracture, cutting through the remaining bit of darkness outside.
If the ball of darkness cannot in fact be attacked, I simply perform these attacks on the avatar instead.
I feel like I'm being left out now.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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Turn 2/3
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 2/4
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 2/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 2/?
I pull out the Bedrock-Tipped Wand. I really should upgrade this soon. Anyway, I begin to focus magical energy into the wand, the bedrock at its tip slowly pulsing, and glowing a brighter purple with each pulsation. When the bedrock has become bright purple and glows quite brightly, I wave the wand in front of me as though feeling for something. The wand's tip eventually seems to catch in the air, and I quickly pull the wand downward. A ripping sound emanates from the air in front of me as I tear a hole to a random plane. Luckily, it appears to be the Plane of Positive Energy, and I quickly fly through, while taking care to magically 'prop' the rift open. When a good amount of my wounds have healed, I fly back through, immediately channeling the energy from the plane to heal a random AG player. Then I close the rift, by the simple expedient of taking hold of the Bedrock-Tipped Wand, still stuck in the bottom of the rift, and zipping it up.
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6/50 (Erelye'd +2)
5/50 (Erelye'd +1)
Personally, I liked the 4th Trial, and voted as such.
> hello, world
> our name is chaos
> and at last, we are awake
> we would like to thank you for generating so much destruction
> it has only helped to increase our power
> if you give up now, you may be spared
> we can always use minions
> but do not be so foolish to think that you can oppose us
> how can you oppose entropy itself?
> the many deaths that you caused here have tipped the scales
> something has to balance them
> like your own deaths
> we wake
> good night
The Chaos Shard's surface cracks, and two black pools form. The eyes slowly open. A piercing red light emanates from them. It comes over the Robot Master Armada, inflicting severe damage and instantly killing a huge portion of the robots. The parts start to reassemble themselves, and form back into their original robots, but something is wrong. The eyes are maroon and constantly flashing. The robots turn on their comrades.
The Chaos Shard is now officially [???].
WE HAVE. TO MAKE SURE. THAT THING. DOESN'T KILL US. OF COURSE. THE TRIALS. ARE TOP PRIORITY. BUT. I THINK. WE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE. ON THAT.
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(Battlefield) I placed down my own built Controller and i used the keyboard to talk to the Survivors of Godcraft some of them are Japanese people and Otakus until i see a Dark Explosion from the Chaos Shard and i reacted and i picked up my Controller and my Thumb is on the left Stick and i pressed Sanwa Blue to Run to the Area and i see some Possessed Robot Masters with their own Maroon Eyes and i threw a Holy Knives at them and i used OMFG360MLGNOSCOPE at the Chaos Shard and the bullet has been Bounced off and the bullet hits Epona II On it's Head and i said What the [REDACTED] is wrong with this Thing? and i Send out a Suicidal Clone at the Chaos Shard i'll see what happens...
I open Pesterchum and hook it up to the Source Code of Reality, then use it to kill Oblivion's quirk. Seriously dude. It's not even threatening, just really annoying.
My Action: I confuse the Godmodder by pointing out that the Guardian Orbs should have divided the godmodder's damage to the Inner Barrier by 5, and that combined with the fact that the barrier adds 10% of the health of the Perfect Sphere's modules, the godmodder would have needed to do 311000 damage to destroy the Inner Barrier, and would have also needed to blow through the outer barrier that started regenerating (it can be punched through unlike a full strength barrier, but it still blocks some damage before going down). Because the godmodder would probably do other stuff instead of a direct attack on the barrier (like trashing the Guardian Orbs) if he had that much attack power he would not use it on the barrier because that would be fairly stupid. Thus, I use this as evidence to prove that the godmodder had to have burned his own life energy to get that much attack power (given all the stuff he trashed with it, he did at least 500000 damage in a single turn), and thus should have taken damage (the narrative doesnt protect him because he was trolling the narrative by not starting the next trial).
SCP Foundation Action: a repair crew is sent to the Perfect Sphere to repair the AF Hangar.
EXOS Action: EXOS lightning-blasts random livestock to leech health to repair its modules.
EXOS Orders (EXOS is the AI for the Perfect Sphere): EXOS moves support modules around the AF Hangar to protect and repair it, and devotes all resources into healing the AF Hangar. The Aureus Spawner spawns Squares.
AF Hangar Action: The AF Hangar deploys a glass cannon ship: the Crystal.
Weapons: Prismatic Crystal (15000 damage, 1000 DOT stacking for next 2 turns), Sticky Bombs (8000 damage at end of round, multiplied by however many bombs are on the target), Prismatic Mines (defends an entity, hostiles attacking that entity takes 25000 damage), Repair nanobots (8000 healing to allied target), Void Tentacles (8000 damage, next 3 attacks on target are mini-crits).
I open Pesterchum and hook it up to the Source Code of Reality, then use it to kill Oblivion's quirk. Seriously dude. It's not even threatening, just really annoying.
I didn't want to make it annoying or threatening. I wanted it to be unique. /NULL
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
I inspect Enchida's Nail.
I inspect the Divinium on Markus, if at all possible. Might be a useful Alchemical Ingredient.
Now, as mentioned, The Selfless was meant to heal the Owl Effigy, but, there is no Owl Effigy, so I'm (radically) changing it up for what could be considered an Issac buff instead, giving him a single new ability, unless that's not OK, in which case, this will change into granting temporary Regen for all the AG entities instead.
In case buffing Issac is good: A ray of light shines down upon Isaac, and he looks up, quite concerned for a second. However, there's nothing to be worried about-down to the ground flutters a very tiny thing, a baby with wings basically, and he settles down nearby Issac, smiling. It's the Guardian Angel Familiar: Isaac can now target a foe for a simple 5K damage attack regardless of his action this turn thanks to the Guardian-including possibly the target for his actual attack. In other words, Issac now deals small damage to any entity whenever he wants, regardless of his other action this turn, due to the Garudian's independence from him. Issac can choose to have the Guardian not do anything, though, and though the Guardian is invincible and cannot be harmed, it will ultimately leave the Battlefield with Issac's death.
In case buffing Issac is not good (Error! IllegalTargetException thrown! energyChannel(AG Faction) executing...): A ray of light shines down on the AG end of the field, and a healing aura descends upon the large group of entities on the AG field. They feel rejuvinated and refreshed, even the mechanical ones: They are now under the possession of a regeneration buff for a short while. All of them.
Regardless of how the charge works out,, I get the Markus and fire bolts of Pure Creative Energy at Oblivion. The energies of Creation are opposite the energies of Oblivion, so naturally Creative energies should be an effective kryptonite. It's also very bright, dispelling and neutralizing darkness as well. Then, because Markus shares Brine's morphing capabilities, I morph the end into a Divinium Pickaxe, then shove it into the L()rd's skull, then ollie outy and return a safe distance.
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Turn 3/3
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 3/4
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 3/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 3/?
I rip another hole in the world, this one leading to the Plane of Sacred Items. Huh. Maybe there really is a plane for everything. Anyway, I pull some Weasel Snot from the abundant pools, pick some Hog Slop-fruits and split them open to reveal their bounty, grab a pie or two and open them up for their filling, and retrieve some Elf Tears from the clouds above. I then close the portal, but not before mentally saving the dimensional signature of the plane. It could be useful.
I also begin testing the properties of Guardmetal, by the simple expedient of shaping the small supply I have into a plate and firing a set of damaging spells at it, (Fire, ice, lightning, telekinetic force, dark magic, holy magic, pure magic blasts.) along with attacking it with a set of common weapons. (Sword, gun, other 'conventional' weapons.) I assume it has regenerative properties, at least, because two of its alchemy ingredients did.
I quickly captcharoid the Alchemiter with all of its upgrades and preview Pocket Alchemiter && Upgraded Alchemiter Image.
I then take out the Manipuleightir, pondering how little I know about this mighty weapon. I shake hte staff, and calmly watch as thousands of non-euclidean swordfish swords impale the Bladesmen.
This needs futher investigation. Maybe placing it on the altar can reveal more about it's nature?
The Manipuleightir >o< Altar
The eighth principle 5/8
Permafrost 3/10
Zombot 32/40
Also, I don't think that TwilightAmethyst is a good chumhandle for me. I do not want to be associated with Twilight, and the amethyst thing was your idea. I think I'll change it to TransdimensionalAssassin. I haven't decided a color, so you can leave it in the Honorary Chumhandles.
@gutza Yo, you're supposed to do that all at once, as one Alchemy, exactly as I had it. It sounds like cheating, but honest to goodness it's not. Well, unless Twin objects, but that should be obvious. I'm trying to cut time here.
I convince Epona II to go through the CHALLENGES OF PAIN, in hopes of getting the key to unlock the door to get the location of the end of the true map to find the treasure of the practical joke!
PART 17: CHALLENGE I: Giving a Horsey-back ride to everyone: Epona has to give a horsey-back ride to everyone in the universe, at the same time. It must also give said ride to every THING in the universe, which has been condensed into one ball of incredible density and weight, which Epona must carry for 1,000 miles. Everyone on the ride enjoys themselves, while Epona doesn't. Once it reaches the end, the horse realizes that it must carry said ball for the entire rest of the challenges, as a "reward". Any sadness or lack of complete, utter happiness converts into more weight for the ball. Any logical stipulations that Epona would have trouble with the ball's gravity are not ignored-Epona just has to find a way to deal with them.
PART 18: CHALLENGE II: Obstacle course of fun: Epona has to run through the ultimate obstacle course. She is chased by a giant moving wall with death sawblades, death flamethrowers, death spikes, and death poison dart shooters. The poison dart shooters shoot homing poison darts which make Epona restart the course every time they hit her, and she has to continuously dodge them all. The wall shooting these things also moves incredibly fast, to the point that she can barely keep up with it. The obstacle course itself is at an 89 degree angle uphill, full of hurdles to jump over(and knocking one down results in the course restarting), tripwires(which activate a restart-the-course line of wire), and massive spikes that Epona must run through.
PART 19: CHALLENGE III: Zelda Adventure: Zelda must go through every zelda game, aiding Link directly instead of just being the horse he rides. Link is being played by a mentally incompetent four-year-old, and every time he takes damage, Epona takes ten times that damage. Once she is done, she has to go through "special second quest" versions of all those games, which are twice as hard. while Link just AFKs the entire time. Then, she must go through the "hidden" THIRD quests, specially designed by me to be 10x as hard as the hardness of the hardest Zelda game's hardest mode, squared. Link is gone, and it's just Epona, who must do EVERYTHING, while taking 100x damage from every hit.
PART 20: CHALLENGE IV: Carrot Field: Epona must wander through the field of the world's most delicious carrot in search of the true carrot of ultimate deliciousness. The field is 1 trillion miles wide and long. With three layers. There are 10,000,000 carrots per square mile of field, and she can't eat ANY of them. She must search it systematically, and the carrot is naturally in the last place she could possibly search with that system. And when she finds it, she must carry it in her mouth, without eating it or salivating(at all), otherwise all of the challenges must be restarted. She must bring it to the very beginning of the field, at which point she is allowed to eat one microscopic nibble(10^-50 grams), and accidentally eating any more will result in the challenge restarting.
It then turns out that in order to be teleported to the last challenge, she must complete the AMAZING FEATS OF DARING! Epona pretty much just gives up.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-29 / 50- Spin2Win
-18 / 50- The Tophat
-8 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval
+2 to PitTheAngel
=ACTION=
I pull out a Medkit, then proceed to devour it, restoring some HP.
=LIMBO=
I sit down next to the pit, and quickly create a flying drone using wood, some rotors, a SMG and a water-spraying system. Using a make-shift remote-control, I fly the drone down the Pit, and investigate.
=COMMAND=
>Streamer: Summon MOAR mons.
>Isaac: Brimstone Barrage the DextraBomb!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I take out a Cherry Big Bang Bomb, and decide I want to eat it. I try to, but then I just end up killing myself and horribly maiming a PG entity. I then recall the cooking method, and boil the thing 3 times. I then eat it and attempt to ascend to Alpha Godmodder rank.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 19/50
More Runic Shielding 44/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 7/11
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 2/11
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 11/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
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(Battlefield) I used MLG Noscope at Epona II and i sent some Hentai Manga to the Virgin Elf to make him/her feel so bad and breaking his/her Virginity and i collected some Elf Tears (Sorry for being a Perv!)
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades = Advanced Crossbow 3/3 On Approval
I got a Mysterious Map where i go to Scarlet Devil Mansion 1/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 1/50
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (7/7!)
Void or Bust -c Small Living Quarters (3/???)
Diamond Chest && Vis Relay && Crystalline Brain: Order (3/???)
Abyssal Inferno 43/50
Inky Shard 6/8
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I can practically taste 4/13. It tastes like cherries, and therefore red. The best color.
Also, regarding why we have all been constructing ships, a darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change.
I examine 44. That reminds me. Despite the initial controversy of the Trial, you managed to turn it around. Whilst it was quite disheartening to see the initial statements, I liked Trial 4. You did an excellent job.
Afterwards, I equip Real Nightmare. Perhaps this might serve to be an instigator of destruction, even more so than some other weapons beforehand. Probably not more than the Crimson Twig, seeing as it literally radiates destructive energies, but I digress. An instigator of destruction nonetheless. I flash-step around the Battlefield, watching. Watching and waiting, that is. There is no indicator of my presence whatsoever. I could be anywhere. Suddenly, a blade composed entirely of shadow stabs through Epona II. It is drawn out rather swiftly, and then disappears, along with my form. The flesh/whatever I just made a wound in around the gash seems to be withering away, turning black and useless, dripping Nightmare Fuel. I continue to flash-step across the area, watching and waiting once more. Perhaps adamantine might be a better slicing/stabbing tool. Granted, I don't actually want to go through with the troubles required for obtaining adamantine weaponry of any value. In that regard, I have two options. One, have Grayholdian mining operations search for adamantine veins directly in another universe. They mine the veins out in their entirety, unsealing the Circus, likely dooming the operation. Two, go directly into that universe, break into the unbreakable slade vaults of the gods, slay approximately 75 nigh-invincible angels of some sphere, likely something along the lines of deformity or war, reach the very bottom the vault, slay one of the most powerful creatures in existence, and take the treasure, a legendary adamantine weapon. Of course, doing so will open a gateway to hell, and will release demons capable of conquering entire civilizations on their own. Then, I'd either have to kill those demons, and likely die in the process, or flee the vault, biding my time until the demonic creatures flood into the rest of the universe. So, in short, there is really no good way to obtain adamantine, seeing as the universe in question is currently inaccessible (Yes, I play Dwarf Fortress). Anyhow, Epona II suddenly realizes that a blade composed of shadow has just pierced its neck. How unfortunate. I utilize the shadow-manipulating properties of Real Nightmare to aid in slaying Epona II. The creature's shadow attempts to devour it just as I draw the blade from its neck, and disappear. After several moments, nearly a dozen cuts appear on Epona II, all dripping Nightmare Fuel. Flash-stepping certainly provides a large window for attack. Hah. I give a final stab directly through Epona II, before de-equipping the blade. Afterwards, I disappear in a flash of octarine, reappearing some distance away. Speaking of that, how many people can actually see octarine on the Battlefield? I can, I'd make a reasonable inference, and say Crystal can as well, but, beyond that, it is a matter of debate.
I alchemize Occultic Enchanter && Minium Stone && Runic Matrix (1/???). The Enchanter should provide enchanting, the Minium Stone transmutation, smelting, and regular crafting, and the Matrix Arcane Infusion. I'm going to put this in Void or Bust. I'll need it, I'd expect. The weaponry within the ship is currently adequate, as is the power source. Now, I just need to provide amenities and basic survival equipment.
Abruptly, I pull out the Illumination, and view the coordinates 0,0. I have a feeling we shall need to keep a close eye over the Origin Point.
I quickly assemble (not alchemize, assemble) the Shattered Chakram (Disc Fragment && Chakram), and use it against Oblivion. It slices into the ball of darkness above, and returns.
I then fire the Elevenfold Shattergun at the ball of darkness, through the portion of darkness that was cut through by the Shattered Chakram. The interior fracturing does more damage and leaves it open for a strike with Elevenfold Fracture, cutting through the remaining bit of darkness outside.
If the ball of darkness cannot in fact be attacked, I simply perform these attacks on the avatar instead.
I feel like I'm being left out now.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 2/3
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 2/4
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 2/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 2/?
I pull out the Bedrock-Tipped Wand. I really should upgrade this soon. Anyway, I begin to focus magical energy into the wand, the bedrock at its tip slowly pulsing, and glowing a brighter purple with each pulsation. When the bedrock has become bright purple and glows quite brightly, I wave the wand in front of me as though feeling for something. The wand's tip eventually seems to catch in the air, and I quickly pull the wand downward. A ripping sound emanates from the air in front of me as I tear a hole to a random plane. Luckily, it appears to be the Plane of Positive Energy, and I quickly fly through, while taking care to magically 'prop' the rift open. When a good amount of my wounds have healed, I fly back through, immediately channeling the energy from the plane to heal a random AG player. Then I close the rift, by the simple expedient of taking hold of the Bedrock-Tipped Wand, still stuck in the bottom of the rift, and zipping it up.
+2 to Erelye.
6/50 (Erelye'd +2)
5/50 (Erelye'd +1)
Personally, I liked the 4th Trial, and voted as such.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
> our name is chaos
> and at last, we are awake
> we would like to thank you for generating so much destruction
> it has only helped to increase our power
> if you give up now, you may be spared
> we can always use minions
> but do not be so foolish to think that you can oppose us
> how can you oppose entropy itself?
> the many deaths that you caused here have tipped the scales
> something has to balance them
> like your own deaths
> we wake
> good night
The Chaos Shard's surface cracks, and two black pools form. The eyes slowly open. A piercing red light emanates from them. It comes over the Robot Master Armada, inflicting severe damage and instantly killing a huge portion of the robots. The parts start to reassemble themselves, and form back into their original robots, but something is wrong. The eyes are maroon and constantly flashing. The robots turn on their comrades.
The Chaos Shard is now officially [???].
WE HAVE. TO MAKE SURE. THAT THING. DOESN'T KILL US. OF COURSE. THE TRIALS. ARE TOP PRIORITY. BUT. I THINK. WE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE. ON THAT.
Oh no
Turn 3
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
in the Actions section...
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 2 Days Remaining Be Hyped!
Actions: See Below
(Battlefield) I placed down my own built Controller and i used the keyboard to talk to the Survivors of Godcraft some of them are Japanese people and Otakus until i see a Dark Explosion from the Chaos Shard and i reacted and i picked up my Controller and my Thumb is on the left Stick and i pressed Sanwa Blue to Run to the Area and i see some Possessed Robot Masters with their own Maroon Eyes and i threw a Holy Knives at them and i used OMFG360MLGNOSCOPE at the Chaos Shard and the bullet has been Bounced off and the bullet hits Epona II On it's Head and i said What the [REDACTED] is wrong with this Thing? and i Send out a Suicidal Clone at the Chaos Shard i'll see what happens...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades = Advanced Crossbow 3/3 On Approval
I walked into the Streets 2/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 2/50
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
PENUMBRA PHANTASM creates a VACUUM! I suck up some of OBLIVION'S dark energy.
I Twilisaber the Wily Machine, cutting a hole into it. I then grab Wily from it and beat him up.
| $AVOR THE FACT THAT |'M BACK! |
THEN CAU$E $WORDFI$H TO RA|N ON
$OME AG'$!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I open Pesterchum and hook it up to the Source Code of Reality, then use it to kill Oblivion's quirk. Seriously dude. It's not even threatening, just really annoying.
/pretty null but eh
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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36/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I confuse the Godmodder by pointing out that the Guardian Orbs should have divided the godmodder's damage to the Inner Barrier by 5, and that combined with the fact that the barrier adds 10% of the health of the Perfect Sphere's modules, the godmodder would have needed to do 311000 damage to destroy the Inner Barrier, and would have also needed to blow through the outer barrier that started regenerating (it can be punched through unlike a full strength barrier, but it still blocks some damage before going down). Because the godmodder would probably do other stuff instead of a direct attack on the barrier (like trashing the Guardian Orbs) if he had that much attack power he would not use it on the barrier because that would be fairly stupid. Thus, I use this as evidence to prove that the godmodder had to have burned his own life energy to get that much attack power (given all the stuff he trashed with it, he did at least 500000 damage in a single turn), and thus should have taken damage (the narrative doesnt protect him because he was trolling the narrative by not starting the next trial).
SCP Foundation Action: a repair crew is sent to the Perfect Sphere to repair the AF Hangar.
EXOS Action: EXOS lightning-blasts random livestock to leech health to repair its modules.
EXOS Orders (EXOS is the AI for the Perfect Sphere): EXOS moves support modules around the AF Hangar to protect and repair it, and devotes all resources into healing the AF Hangar. The Aureus Spawner spawns Squares.
AF Hangar Action: The AF Hangar deploys a glass cannon ship: the Crystal.
Stats: 7500 shield, 7500 health, 500 armor, 2500 regen.
Weapons: Prismatic Crystal (15000 damage, 1000 DOT stacking for next 2 turns), Sticky Bombs (8000 damage at end of round, multiplied by however many bombs are on the target), Prismatic Mines (defends an entity, hostiles attacking that entity takes 25000 damage), Repair nanobots (8000 healing to allied target), Void Tentacles (8000 damage, next 3 attacks on target are mini-crits).
Post III[/b]
I grab The End and use it to snipe DextraBomb, sadly frying the cockroaches nesting in the rifle's barrel.
I then use Shadow Dissonance to create a stable portal between the 0verworld and the
If this fails, I eat an 
The eighth principle 4/8
Permafrost 2/10
Precious Voidscythe >=Renamer=< Secret Voidscythe
Zombot 31/40
I think the Fourth Trial got a bit boring in the end, when there wasn't really anything to attack.
Also, does the Torchwand burn like a torch?
I didn't want to make it annoying or threatening. I wanted it to be unique. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Wily: Hey what are you Doing?!?! *POW* OW! Stop it!
Me: Why are you Doing this to Wily? You're not a PG and *beat* Oh my Godmodder! OBLIVION!
/characterresponsenull
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Act 2 +1 to Generic, +1 to Gutza!
Drive: Big Gamble (48/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X2)
Drive: Doorrior (28/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have an additional 10% Dodge chance against that entity until the next EoTB.)
The Selfless? (20/20) (Helping someone)
theSelfless(Entity owlEffigy) executing...
ERROR! ObjectNotFound exception thrown!
energyChannel(Entity isaac) executing...
Limitless Ammo (1/5) (What do you think it means?)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 11/11) DINGDINGDINGDING!
(Heavy Voidmetal Plating && Diamond Nanogel) && Glitch-Proof Armor = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
(Ruined Generator && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) && Energy Creation Nodes = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
I inspect Enchida's Nail.
I inspect the Divinium on Markus, if at all possible. Might be a useful Alchemical Ingredient.
Now, as mentioned, The Selfless was meant to heal the Owl Effigy, but, there is no Owl Effigy, so I'm (radically) changing it up for what could be considered an Issac buff instead, giving him a single new ability, unless that's not OK, in which case, this will change into granting temporary Regen for all the AG entities instead.
In case buffing Issac is good: A ray of light shines down upon Isaac, and he looks up, quite concerned for a second. However, there's nothing to be worried about-down to the ground flutters a very tiny thing, a baby with wings basically, and he settles down nearby Issac, smiling. It's the Guardian Angel Familiar: Isaac can now target a foe for a simple 5K damage attack regardless of his action this turn thanks to the Guardian-including possibly the target for his actual attack. In other words, Issac now deals small damage to any entity whenever he wants, regardless of his other action this turn, due to the Garudian's independence from him. Issac can choose to have the Guardian not do anything, though, and though the Guardian is invincible and cannot be harmed, it will ultimately leave the Battlefield with Issac's death.
In case buffing Issac is not good (Error! IllegalTargetException thrown! energyChannel(AG Faction) executing...): A ray of light shines down on the AG end of the field, and a healing aura descends upon the large group of entities on the AG field. They feel rejuvinated and refreshed, even the mechanical ones: They are now under the possession of a regeneration buff for a short while. All of them.
Regardless of how the charge works out,, I get the Markus and fire bolts of Pure Creative Energy at Oblivion. The energies of Creation are opposite the energies of Oblivion, so naturally Creative energies should be an effective kryptonite. It's also very bright, dispelling and neutralizing darkness as well. Then, because Markus shares Brine's morphing capabilities, I morph the end into a Divinium Pickaxe, then shove it into the L()rd's skull, then ollie outy and return a safe distance.
Yeah the 4th Trial is long and Good i Voted this
/null
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Turn 3/3
Thaumonomitron -c The Guard Corps 3/4
STAR Rifle || Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret 3/8
Aura Core (Level 3) && Orb of Healing (From a previous action) 3/?
I rip another hole in the world, this one leading to the Plane of Sacred Items. Huh. Maybe there really is a plane for everything. Anyway, I pull some Weasel Snot from the abundant pools, pick some Hog Slop-fruits and split them open to reveal their bounty, grab a pie or two and open them up for their filling, and retrieve some Elf Tears from the clouds above. I then close the portal, but not before mentally saving the dimensional signature of the plane. It could be useful.
I also begin testing the properties of Guardmetal, by the simple expedient of shaping the small supply I have into a plate and firing a set of damaging spells at it, (Fire, ice, lightning, telekinetic force, dark magic, holy magic, pure magic blasts.) along with attacking it with a set of common weapons. (Sword, gun, other 'conventional' weapons.) I assume it has regenerative properties, at least, because two of its alchemy ingredients did.
I quickly captcharoid the Alchemiter with all of its upgrades and preview Pocket Alchemiter && Upgraded Alchemiter Image.
+2 to Erelye.
7/50 yes
6/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Post III
I open the 0bsidian Chest.
If the chest is open, I heal Isaac.
I then take out the Manipuleightir, pondering how little I know about this mighty weapon. I shake hte staff, and calmly watch as thousands of non-euclidean swordfish swords impale the Bladesmen.
This needs futher investigation. Maybe placing it on the altar can reveal more about it's nature?
The Manipuleightir >o< Altar
The eighth principle 5/8
Permafrost 3/10
Zombot 32/40
Also, I don't think that TwilightAmethyst is a good chumhandle for me. I do not want to be associated with Twilight, and the amethyst thing was your idea. I think I'll change it to TransdimensionalAssassin. I haven't decided a color, so you can leave it in the Honorary Chumhandles.
/null
I've edited my post to fix that.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis