Oh yeah, Twin. I'm using "that." You probably guessed I would, but yeah, just telling you here.
On second thought, I'd have killed Scratch anyways. I take the pageclaim away from my past self and use it to turn Project Binary and the moon version of Project Binary and turn them into Probect Pinary, as well as destroying all backups of Proect Binary and replacing them with Probect Pinary.. Because I can. Hopefully.
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 7/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-26, Tazz-38, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
We are screwed. We cant do enough damage to kill Scratch in one turn.
/null
A Comb Rave, at it's weakest, was 200K in damage, and it increases by 200K for each use. Comb Rave Eight-the dual rave of Cobalt and Generic- should deal 1.6M Damage, more than enough to kill him. Generic was just nice enough to wait it out and let us have our fun before we annihilate him so hard the Spire self-destructs out of fear that we might, might just be able to do that to him. Failing that, the Godmodder exploding from his Tuba should. Failing that, Split. Failing that, THEN we are screwed.
On a side note: Before the Comb Rave, Scratch was at 413,000 HP.
HAIL HUSSIE
I respawn.
And despite my alignment: "Thanks." I then turn to 11.
"Notchgorillait, you couldn't've blocked that the first time?!"
/I was unaware that it had countermeasures./
I preview Broken Disc && All the Spoils && Sword, for the lulz/<<\_<\/possible uses...later.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I examine the Beat-Skipper. That reminds me. Is Split staying?
This Trial is finally over. I do not attack any entities. There's no need to do so, at this point. Thusly, I disappear, evidently going to Grayhold for the first time in a month.
~
I nod, and then extend my hand towards Bill's, shaking his hand, if possible.
Very well. This shouldn't take too long regardless.
It's a deal.
With a mere thought, a suspicious-looking shape composed of amethyst energy appears directly before Bill. After a few moments, the light fades, revealing a bronze wand.
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Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (6/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (6/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (6/11)
Action: Neither Fe (s) nor H2O (s) are immune to ClF3 (aq)
We meet again...
I pull out Kannada's Combuster and burn the Ice Colossus with chlorine trifluoride. This also burns a hole to bedrock in the ground. I then summon a giant burning sword with Sacra Geometria by doing a ridiculous number of PLL Time Attacks in three seconds that cuts straight through the Ice Colossus! The Ice Colossus is instantly melted, and that goes for the iron parts too. When the Ice Colossus finally solidifies, it is completely unrecognizable and useless as it has no life left in it.
05 Action: Billyizing Maysination
05/> I pull out the Billy Bazooka. It is infused with the power of Billy Mays' amazing pitchmanry. I fire it in the air. While it flies straight up, I draw a circle of OxiClean, place giant slabs of Mighty Putty and stick Hercules Hooks into them which I use to hang Steam Buddies. I continue to add Billy Mays products. In the center I place the ashes of a ShamWoW and fragments of a Slap Chop. The shot lands in the OxiClean circle, obliterating the ShamWoW and Slap Chop. Billy Mays is summoned from his grave, awakened by the sacrifice of all the Billy Mays products and the desecration of Vince Offer's products and appears as he was in life before pulling out an Impact Sword and Suicide Putty Grenades. He destroys the PG entity lowest on health with a stream of pure Kaboom, before cutting it up with his Impact Sword and tossing Suicide Putty at the PG entity, causing toxic fumes around the entity. Billy Mays and I share a high-five before Billy Mays returns to his grave or wherever he came from.
I would beg to differ about stopping something that has already occurred, but it would most likely doom a timeline.
However... I can still interfere with the present. The Fragmented Record, a newly-crafted spacetimeship, forms about me by judicious use of the powers of the Broken Disc and the Creation and Oblivion Pens (exposure of a Creation Pen to the oblivion powers of 11. Basically the Octoroon Rangoon or whatever...), and I set out into the deep Void, in a mere instant.
==Deep in the Void, ?somewhere near the Employer?==
"We're...Hereish. I will not presume to ask your help in this matter, but any assistance would be appreciated."
/At this point, the strife/fight/battle is on hold/hiatus/pause. The continued existence/being of a universe/location/where to strife/war/battle in rather takes precedence/priority./
\Do not presume\assume\think that the truce\ceasefire\pause will last\endure\hold beyond\after the Employer is defeated\beaten\ended\killed.\
/However, fractive shields/barriers are up/enabled/active. This should stop/break/mutilate incoming fire/munitions/hostiles/weapons/energy./
"Good...?"
If we have reached the Employer, I inspect him/her/it and the area.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Amp and Zand, having been returned to the battlefield, attempt to contact Anachron, and quite reasonably panic and head for lunar orbit when they both get no response and see the pitiful state the huge warship is in.
All charges progress!
RPLS-SH is fully armed 10/10 Saved for later.
A/E-IC is fully armed 50/50 Saved for later.
Great big charged attack 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.
Great big charged attack OF DOOM IN SPACE 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.
Hellbreakers 11/11 Done!
I preview; Anachron Standard Four Petawatt Mobile Reactor && Eldritch Tentacle && Active H3-TAC Sentience Core && The Souls of One and a Half Million Dead Crewmembers = ?
Amp and Zand, having been returned to the battlefield, attempt to contact Anachron, and quite reasonably panic and head for lunar orbit when they both get no response and see the pitiful state the huge warship is in.
All charges progress!
RPLS-SH is fully armed 10/10 Saved for later.
A/E-IC is fully armed 50/50 Saved for later.
Great big charged attack 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.
Great big charged attack OF DOOM IN SPACE 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.
Hellbreakers 11/11 Done!
I preview; Anachron Standard Four Petawatt Mobile Reactor && Eldritch Tentacle && Active H3-TAC Sentience Core && The Souls of One and a Half Million Dead Crewmembers = ?
In Notch's name... 1.5 MILLION crew dead?!
/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I pull out a glowstone and scandium sandwich. Not a glowstone and scandium sandwich, but the glowstone and scandium sandwich, after I fed all the rest to a polonium-210 golem who talked like a lady. I shove the glowstone and scandium sandwich into Epona's mouth. Epona is about to swallow when I disappear and reappear from behind nothing at all, like a special effect used in a Microsoft Sam movie. "I am CobaltShade, and I am a master of all 118+ elements, plus those on SCP-2046 and then some more." I pull out Mental Element and transmute something. Epona fishes out a bit of polonium from the sandwich, but it is disguised as scandium, and eats it. "Would you like to discuss SCP chemistry? I hear that SCP-2046-134..." Epona fishes out another bit of polonium. It is a glowstone and polonium sandwich. ""The LD50 of 210Po is..." Epona takes damage from the polonium. "Huh. Seems like it got him."
I was referring to the fact that the objects I've been using to attack Scratch with this entire time since Christoff left have been floating in out of the Void with no explainable reasoning behind why.
5/11 for the town painter
Battlefield:
Hank: Are you okay Wilson?
Eric looks concernedly at Wilson, but walks off to join the others.
As the banter on the plane back and forth continues (serpent, this means that we can continue the bit with Coulson and Skye if you want, but the group leaves before everybody else gets back)
Somewhere in the void...
Piono sits back in his spinny chair, smiling at the computer monitors revealing the events of the fight against Scratch.
"...Well, that was cool. Scratch died, I'm in drone form all of a sudden, and we're all here."
After pausing for a while, I look around.
"...This is definitely not the same battlefield I left. Where'd all these trees and stuff come from?"
Some time spent in confusion later, I give up and teleport into a random tree, then deploy a Rancho Relaxo. Physics breaks, causing the chair to work perfectly despite not having solid ground. It takes me a moment to notice that I've somehow teleported onto a tree that happens to be quite close to where Blue is walking. I say nothing to anyone, wondering how long it'll take for me to be noticed.
Which, naturally, is completely ruined by one of the Dragonfly Drones noisily flying over to me.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
Turn 1/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 4/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship = Guarded Mover 4/4. COMPLETE!
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 1/4
I examine both the Ea Core and the Guarded Mover, before alchemizing Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 1/4 .
I do some quick exploration. combining the Guarded Mover and the Interfaced Timewatch. When I land back, I defense buff myself with the Mage's Reserveframe.
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (8/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (8/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (8/11)
Action
I send the Malice into a vortex of bullets from Die Waffe. I fire Die Waffe into the air and summon Alfred Jodl's ghost! Jodl objects to everything the Malice does, causing it to hurt itself in rage.
"Now I think it is time to apply that upgrade I have been saving since the Gatekeeper."
Logic Cannon: 20/20 EXPENDED
The Science Cannon's Scranton Reality Anchors upgrade once more to tier 3. As well as doing more damage, they can now target any logical inaccuracy or plot hole. The Science Cannon also gains more hit points and is now named the Logic Cannon.
Oh yeah, Twin. I'm using "that." You probably guessed I would, but yeah, just telling you here.
On second thought, I'd have killed Scratch anyways. I take the pageclaim away from my past self and use it to turn Project Binary and the moon version of Project Binary and turn them into Probect Pinary, as well as destroying all backups of Proect Binary and replacing them with Probect Pinary.. Because I can. Hopefully.
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 9/50
More Runic Shielding 35/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 4/??
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 10/11 (Earth's Decad)
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 7/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-26, Tazz-38, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
/null
Hey Twin, Lothyra rolling the Decad and Bender shooting Scratch are two different attacks, not a single attack.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
We are screwed. We cant do enough damage to kill Scratch in one turn.
/null
A Comb Rave, at it's weakest, was 200K in damage, and it increases by 200K for each use. Comb Rave Eight-the dual rave of Cobalt and Generic- should deal 1.6M Damage, more than enough to kill him. Generic was just nice enough to wait it out and let us have our fun before we annihilate him so hard the Spire self-destructs out of fear that we might, might just be able to do that to him. Failing that, the Godmodder exploding from his Tuba should. Failing that, Split. Failing that, THEN we are screwed.
/null
On a side note: Before the Comb Rave, Scratch was at 413,000 HP.
HAIL HUSSIE
I respawn.
And despite my alignment: "Thanks." I then turn to 11.
"Notchgorillait, you couldn't've blocked that the first time?!"
/I was unaware that it had countermeasures./
I preview Broken Disc && All the Spoils && Sword, for the lulz/<<\_<\/possible uses...later.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (11/11!)
13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (2/7)
Abyssal Inferno 32/50
Scarlet Infinity 22/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine the Beat-Skipper. That reminds me. Is Split staying?
This Trial is finally over. I do not attack any entities. There's no need to do so, at this point. Thusly, I disappear, evidently going to Grayhold for the first time in a month.
~
I nod, and then extend my hand towards Bill's, shaking his hand, if possible.
Very well. This shouldn't take too long regardless.
It's a deal.
With a mere thought, a suspicious-looking shape composed of amethyst energy appears directly before Bill. After a few moments, the light fades, revealing a bronze wand.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 31/50
Internet Points: 338 (+1 awarded for fixing twin's grammar in the Pesterchum, +336 for being #336 in the Ridiculous Glitching Leaderboard)
I search for more Internet Points. Gotta get all 420,000 Points to get 2 minutes of COMPLETE MLG mode.
DARK_PIT'S TURN:
*sigh* Is he really doing that? ...While he's doing the stupidest thing i've seen, i try to heal him because i have doubts he'll live from that.
(No, Forums, you don't delete my post. No, you don't put the same content twice in one post either.)
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (6/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (6/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (6/11)
Action: Neither Fe (s) nor H2O (s) are immune to ClF3 (aq)
We meet again...
I pull out Kannada's Combuster and burn the Ice Colossus with chlorine trifluoride. This also burns a hole to bedrock in the ground. I then summon a giant burning sword with Sacra Geometria by doing a ridiculous number of PLL Time Attacks in three seconds that cuts straight through the Ice Colossus! The Ice Colossus is instantly melted, and that goes for the iron parts too. When the Ice Colossus finally solidifies, it is completely unrecognizable and useless as it has no life left in it.
05 Action: Billyizing Maysination
05/> I pull out the Billy Bazooka. It is infused with the power of Billy Mays' amazing pitchmanry. I fire it in the air. While it flies straight up, I draw a circle of OxiClean, place giant slabs of Mighty Putty and stick Hercules Hooks into them which I use to hang Steam Buddies. I continue to add Billy Mays products. In the center I place the ashes of a ShamWoW and fragments of a Slap Chop. The shot lands in the OxiClean circle, obliterating the ShamWoW and Slap Chop. Billy Mays is summoned from his grave, awakened by the sacrifice of all the Billy Mays products and the desecration of Vince Offer's products and appears as he was in life before pulling out an Impact Sword and Suicide Putty Grenades. He destroys the PG entity lowest on health with a stream of pure Kaboom, before cutting it up with his Impact Sword and tossing Suicide Putty at the PG entity, causing toxic fumes around the entity. Billy Mays and I share a high-five before Billy Mays returns to his grave or wherever he came from.
I would beg to differ about stopping something that has already occurred, but it would most likely doom a timeline.
However... I can still interfere with the present. The Fragmented Record, a newly-crafted spacetimeship, forms about me by judicious use of the powers of the Broken Disc and the Creation and Oblivion Pens (exposure of a Creation Pen to the oblivion powers of 11. Basically the Octoroon Rangoon or whatever...), and I set out into the deep Void, in a mere instant.
==Deep in the Void, ?somewhere near the Employer?==
"We're...Hereish. I will not presume to ask your help in this matter, but any assistance would be appreciated."
/At this point, the strife/fight/battle is on hold/hiatus/pause. The continued existence/being of a universe/location/where to strife/war/battle in rather takes precedence/priority./
\Do not presume\assume\think that the truce\ceasefire\pause will last\endure\hold beyond\after the Employer is defeated\beaten\ended\killed.\
/However, fractive shields/barriers are up/enabled/active. This should stop/break/mutilate incoming fire/munitions/hostiles/weapons/energy./
"Good...?"
If we have reached the Employer, I inspect him/her/it and the area.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Amp and Zand, having been returned to the battlefield, attempt to contact Anachron, and quite reasonably panic and head for lunar orbit when they both get no response and see the pitiful state the huge warship is in.
All charges progress!
RPLS-SH is fully armed 10/10 Saved for later.
A/E-IC is fully armed 50/50 Saved for later.
Great big charged attack 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.
Great big charged attack OF DOOM IN SPACE 49/50 +a bunch from Erelye.
Hellbreakers 11/11 Done!
I preview; Anachron Standard Four Petawatt Mobile Reactor && Eldritch Tentacle && Active H3-TAC Sentience Core && The Souls of One and a Half Million Dead Crewmembers = ?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
In Notch's name... 1.5 MILLION crew dead?!
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (7/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (7/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (7/11)
ⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤⱤ - Chapter 1
I pull out a glowstone and scandium sandwich. Not a glowstone and scandium sandwich, but the glowstone and scandium sandwich, after I fed all the rest to a polonium-210 golem who talked like a lady. I shove the glowstone and scandium sandwich into Epona's mouth. Epona is about to swallow when I disappear and reappear from behind nothing at all, like a special effect used in a Microsoft Sam movie. "I am CobaltShade, and I am a master of all 118+ elements, plus those on SCP-2046 and then some more." I pull out Mental Element and transmute something. Epona fishes out a bit of polonium from the sandwich, but it is disguised as scandium, and eats it. "Would you like to discuss SCP chemistry? I hear that SCP-2046-134..." Epona fishes out another bit of polonium. It is a glowstone and polonium sandwich. ""The LD50 of 210Po is..." Epona takes damage from the polonium. "Huh. Seems like it got him."
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 4 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) The End
(Battlefield) N/A
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) I Respawn
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades = Advanced Crossbow 3/3 On Approval due to Twin
Total Damage so Far: 153250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Combat Operandi - Hail Hydra into The Malice.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (6/11)
The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating (5/6)
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (3/7)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 21/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 18/25
What?
11/14 Atlanta Meatshield
I hug Robo-Me and Kayne Jr.. Now we are a family again! *heartwarming mooing can be heard from afar*
Robo-Me heals me with the No Joke, and i attack buff Pentel. Give it to em!
-----
No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I was referring to the fact that the objects I've been using to attack Scratch with this entire time since Christoff left have been floating in out of the Void with no explainable reasoning behind why.
5/11 for the town painter
Battlefield:
Hank: Are you okay Wilson?
Eric looks concernedly at Wilson, but walks off to join the others.
As the banter on the plane back and forth continues (serpent, this means that we can continue the bit with Coulson and Skye if you want, but the group leaves before everybody else gets back)
Somewhere in the void...
Piono sits back in his spinny chair, smiling at the computer monitors revealing the events of the fight against Scratch.
Told you Phobos.
Phobos grumbles and hands over five dollars.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
"...Well, that was cool. Scratch died, I'm in drone form all of a sudden, and we're all here."
After pausing for a while, I look around.
"...This is definitely not the same battlefield I left. Where'd all these trees and stuff come from?"
Some time spent in confusion later, I give up and teleport into a random tree, then deploy a Rancho Relaxo. Physics breaks, causing the chair to work perfectly despite not having solid ground. It takes me a moment to notice that I've somehow teleported onto a tree that happens to be quite close to where Blue is walking. I say nothing to anyone, wondering how long it'll take for me to be noticed.
Which, naturally, is completely ruined by one of the Dragonfly Drones noisily flying over to me.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Turn 1/3
LANC Rifle && Starship Weapon Housing = STAR Rifle 4/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship = Guarded Mover 4/4. COMPLETE!
Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit 1/4
I examine both the Ea Core and the Guarded Mover, before alchemizing Ea Core -c Guarded Mover 1/4 .
I do some quick exploration. combining the Guarded Mover and the Interfaced Timewatch. When I land back, I defense buff myself with the Mage's Reserveframe.
+2 to Erelye.
1/50
1/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (8/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (8/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (8/11)
Action
I send the Malice into a vortex of bullets from Die Waffe. I fire Die Waffe into the air and summon Alfred Jodl's ghost! Jodl objects to everything the Malice does, causing it to hurt itself in rage.
+2 to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
The Dicestaction: 15/30
The Third God: 20/50 (+2 from Crystal)
Stellar Decad: 10/11
Bunsen's Decad: 7/11
Mineral Decad: 5/11
==Actions==
"AWW WHY COULDN'T I KILL SCRATCH! ME, BENDER!"
"Shut up Bender. It was my fault, but you don't have to whine about it. Hmm. Wait. I need to reestablish communications with the station."
-- universalAntimatist [UA] began pestering astralAce ((Jeb's canon chumhandle)) [AA] --
UA: Jeb? Are you there?
AA: Loth? Oh thank Kod you're back. Where were you?
UA: I was dealing with a troublesome Doctor-turned-Psi Godmodder. HAL can fill you in with the details. In fact,
UA: I actually downloaded him into a computer at the site of the battle. But I'm going off on a tangent. Also,
UA: tell HAL that the Other Arrival will happen soon.
AA: Sure thing.
UA: Goodbye.
AA: 'Bye.
-- universalAntimatist [UA] ceased pestering astralAce [AA] --
"Now I think it is time to apply that upgrade I have been saving since the Gatekeeper."
Logic Cannon: 20/20 EXPENDED
The Science Cannon's Scranton Reality Anchors upgrade once more to tier 3. As well as doing more damage, they can now target any logical inaccuracy or plot hole. The Science Cannon also gains more hit points and is now named the Logic Cannon.
"And now the final upgrade can begin."
Reality Cannon: 1/30
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis