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Post III

I take out a Sweet Tooth and a sheet of SCP-445, and use the Needlewand as a pen, writing the following note in pure nightmare fuel:

In a game of chess, a pawn becomes queen by reaching the other side of the board. In this game, we have made it to the other side of your board, and now you have been demoted from a queen to a pawn. Your Employer's pawn. A mere prop. A dud. A little pangnectar-filled punching bag. ,

The tip of the needlewand breaks. I take out a pencil sharpener, sharpening the wand and eating the salmiak-flavored waste.

And I know excactly the gun to blow that pang nectar out of you. S u c k e r.

I show the Unpleasant Note to Doc Scratch, hopefully causing his Sick Fires to skyrocket. I then grab the Narrative Assaulter, crumple the Note, and load it into the railgun, opening fire at Doc Scratch.

Engrish.com Archive && Fluorite 0ctet 2/X

Glowstone Dust °oO Potion of Honey 2/X

Wand || Torch 3/X

Doge 29/30

Bearger 19/20

Word of God confirms that SCP-445 acts as a bomb or hand grenade when crumpled into a ball. I hope that it also acts as ammunition.

Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 90%

Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (10/11)

Abyssal Inferno 32/50 (Crystalized)
Scarlet Infinity 22/25 (Crystalized)

+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.

@Crystal: You're welcome.

I alchemize 13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel (1/???). 13, as in the music disc. This might be useful in conjunction with th Beat-Skipper.

I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet to grant myself an attack boost for this final assault.

I pull out the Hazel Wand. This is certainly a risky situation. If we fail in our endeavor to slay Scratch in as expedient a manner as possible, we will have to combat the Employer. That is certainly a fight I would like to begin with the Hazel Wand. But, that will only occur if we fail to slay Scratch. Given the current course of events, I would say that we fail to slay Scratch in time, the Employer arrives, and you serendipitously reach our location in the Void. Perhaps I am merely insane. I wave the Hazel Wand. Tendrils of amethyst energy slowly form around the arcane instrument. Elder magics seem to reverberate around the area in its entirety. Emanations and pulsations appear to be preferable to this new aura of violet. Well, if they had an actual living mind, they would prefer them. Seeing as they are a manifestation of a particular thing I have neither time nor need to explain, I would severely doubt their having of a brain. It would be rather odd to see such an occurrence, and that is coming from me. With a minor twitch of my wand, a particular stream of tendrils accelerates wildly in a singular direction, before vanishing. After several moments, the stuff reappears once more, in a different location. That location is upon Scratch, of course. Or rather, just within him. Within the top layer of his body. The spell is kind of like a surface wave, I suppose. The tendrils of energy attempt to slay Scratch in as swift a manner, whilst refraining from utterly annihilating the body. The remainder of the mildly tentacular aura is spent fueling monolithic bolts of psionic energy, which collide with Scratch, and implode, releasing ludicrous amounts of physical destruction. The pure destruction seems to vaporize everything. Physical objects are in no way safe, nor is the fabric of reality itself. If one were to enter the figurative event horizon of this destruction, they would be immediately annihilated, and sentenced to eternal oblivion. Trust me, the only people who wish to pass into the realm of oblivion are suicidally insane. The explosions of physical destruction are confined to a small area. That area is centered around Scratch. The explosions of pure destruction occur within and around Scratch, attempting to sentence Scratch's life (or lack thereof) to oblivion, leaving a literal puppet behind, bereft of any capacity to exist in any state beyond that of an inanimate object.

If I may do so, I cast Woegothics on Scratch as well, before de-equipping the Hazel Wand.

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: A thousand schoolbuses somehow drive into the battle, and tens of thousands of cute little children put out. Half of them start singing the star spangled banner, while the other half recite the pledge of allegiance. I yell "God bless America!", before unloading all of Militarism's weaponry into Scratch. I then remember I'm Canadian, and destroy all the schoolbuses and schoolchildren.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $136
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 1/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 1/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 1/11

+2 to wilson

-Void-
Analysing situation...

Split, I suggest you use that disc of yours.

Why am I speaking /<\/do not question eleven><-|_/like this (11)

I may have gone too far /<_/you only noticed now/\--|\/(11).

But at least there's power>/\/_/>power in the Broken Disc><\/ (11).

I should ><\->/>\SHATTER<-><-<\...No. I instead glitch out Scratch/the Spire (11).

><-|\/<-\/->we fragment/the split/shatter/break/fragment/it is time<<>/\\>/(11)

The power / tearing me apart / breaking into pieces / help me (11)

<>[email protected]#|<@#<#@$>SHA11ER<[email protected]#|<-}{@:@!":-><|:

*a gray, fragmented Minecraft avatar manifests*

I have b11n su11oned. The Broken One wi11 rise.

Note that I am no longer speaking in elevens. Intentiona11y, at least. That was merely a symptom of the powers at o11s.

But I am the Broken Disc personified from the arrogance of one who thought he could wield me...I am instead wielding him.

What...How...Who...No. Impossible. I couldn't possibly have been....

It ha11ened. Deal with it.

I use the power of the Broken Disc to fragment the Spire into several thousand pieces....

I shoot the Spire. With explosions.

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I use CO: Reacharound on Scratch, BT: Ultramarine if no sacred items
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $138
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 2/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 2/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 2/11

+2 to wilson

( null post) I shouldn't of wasted that last post. Things just got real! I It would be terrible if twinbuilder made us fight the employer. Or awesome. depends

+2 to Generic.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Wilson Money: $2

The Dicestaction: 14/30

The Third God: 17/50

Stellar Decad: 9/11

Bunsen's Decad: 6/11

Mineral Decad: 4/11

==Actions==

Yeah there's nothing really to do. Scratch is probably dead by this point. Also, Kaijulord, Bender agreed to shut down the shop as long as Generic allowed at least one Decad per turn.

11/14 Atlanta Meatshield

Nothin' beats the good old flurry of punches. Of course, if you beat up a cueballhead, you beat him up with FISTS that are made of STEEL!

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No Joke

UBER: 8 Charges

Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I use my spoil on Scratch
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $140
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 3/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 3/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 3/11

+2 to wilson

Turn 3/3
Ea Core 8/8 COMPLETE!
STAR Rifle 3/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 3/4.
Judgement Caller's Staff ~~~ 1/1 COMPLETED INSTANTLY.

I preview Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage. (This should make essentially a magical battery, if I do things right.) I also preview Book && Concentrated Magic in a Jar. Finally, I preview both Spiral Sucker and Eldritch Tentacle >o<, separately.

I raise the unadorned staff of dark metal, which is linked to the most powerful mage's Device I have ever seen in my travels. Magic slowly infuses into the staff; after five minutes or so (shortened to one second through Timewatch magics) it is practically white with the sheer power glowing from it. The small, wispy 'wings' on my back shift around and transform into magical rockets. I fly at ludicrous speed at Scratch, assuming he is even in existence by now from how much he has been attacked. If he is dead or downed, I simply kill him harder. A broom head forged of pure magic extends from the head of the staff, and I begin to bop Scratch on the head mercilessly, channeling the power of the Doctor's Doom. As I continue to bop, destructive magic pulsing through Scratch with every hit, the magical aura around me begins to dissipate, and I realize that the taste of power I had from my incomplete Adamant Armor is fading away. The nano-devices and sundry augments begin to fall away, the conjured armor plates and magic-producing reactor returning to the nospace from whence they came. All the others slowly fall away from each other and return to my inventory or otherwise where they were before, leaving me wearing only the Reserveframe and a sad look on my face.

I yell at Split to use his Disc to neutralize the spire somehow. Teleport it away, make it not exist entirely, drain its energy- something, anything!

+2 to Gutza.
I pull some ink from the sum generously donated by Erelye, and store the rest away in a glass phial for possible later use. Never pass up a boon, after all, the boon in this case coming in the form of pure, quite likely slightly magical ink. Anyway, I shape the ink into the form of the lost, forgotten, and formerly wiped from all existence Name of Mr. Eaten. I can almost feel in my magic the ink trying to contort itself out of the shape, trying to re-consign the Name to oblivion. I channel more magic into the ink, strengthening my hold on it while infusing it with energy. I slowly bring the contorting symbol closer to my skin, until at last it touches lightly. I strengthen my hold on the ink one last time and bring it into full contact with my skin, fusing it to my forearm. Tattooing is a crude thing, and not for mages like me. The ink at last seeps into my skin fully, before the new mark on my skin glows with a curious not-light. I suddenly double over, clutching at my arm, as hunger overtakes me... and then stops suddenly, the pure magic infused within the ink serving to halt the corruption completely. If I ever need to be fully possessed by a malevolent entity composed of only hunger, rage, and hate, I can simply touch the tattoo and drain the magic out. That would not be wise, but, then, what is?

49/49 COMPLETE- ATTACK SAVED FOR LATER.

(null post) Hey guys. what about lord English!

Maniac: I gather all the God-SCP'S and make them do an assault on Scratch.

Midna: I punch Scratch where it hurts!

@tazz: Just don't freaking do it again! I've called you out on it several times, if you want to abuse a super-powered uber weapon for joke attacks, make one yourself! I actually have plans (vague, shadowy, one-dayish plans, but plans nonetheless!) for it! Don't worry twin, they will not solidify until such time as it will happen within an acceptable scale of Oh Crap, in such a way that the godmodder could conceivably handle it. That moment will not happen within the foreseeable future, so of course, I am making no solid plans for it. I still don't want people stealing my swords.

4/11 on the town painter

The Bus:

Skye calls out from her computer: "He didn't find out about you all, he invented you all. Haven't you heard the news yet? We're all fictional characters!"

Coulson shrugs: "Not sure what to make of it myself. Apparently I'm from a movie series, actually pretty good, I went out and watched it, special effects were decent."

Skye rolls her eyes. "Yeah, and you also enjoyed the bit where everyone in the theater was asking for your autograph immediately after the movie ended."

Deimos chimes in, "Hey, what about us? You ever heard of us?"

Skye and Coulson both shake their heads. "Afraid not." "Sorry."

Sanford pats Deimos on the shoulder; "Can't have the best of everything."

Thanks!

Also, Safari, I'm filing for a divorce. Thanks to you and your latency, I'm probably going to get Twinja'd.

Action 1/3

Ethereal Callings: 37/50

Starfall Sync: 12/50

I go ant tell Monstro to Chainsaw Chop that bad boy Doc Scratch, while all the while I pull out my trusty M16 and empty three magazines' worth of lead into the same target. Then, giving millions of Gibus Snipers their favorite weapon, the Machina, I order them to aim at the head/sphere of Doc Scratch, and open fire once they're fully charged, in unison. I reward them all with a Brotherhood of Arms all-class hat.

Sword Damage: 180K/250K

45/50 and 50/50 SPENT ON THIS ATTACK +2 to Pit

Hey, Scratch. Lets have a little fun. I walk out a little and twirl around the Staff of Ysera. I stab it down into the ground and pulse energy down, launching myself up. I flip backwards and land on one of my summons, but not Fayther. Leaving behind a trail of flickering ashes, I soar into the air on a phoenix made out of not flame, but instead ashes. Deep inside its rust colored body you can see a flaming core, similar to a magma cube.

I call down from the air above, "Fayther! I'll need some help for this one! To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die..." She moves around to flank Scratch and I dive bomb down at him with the Staff of Ysera pointed at him. Just as I strike him, Fayther pulses out a blinding flash of white light. When Scratch can see anything, he's no longer in the void, but rather a less scarred version of the battlefield.

There's no one else around, not even me or Fayther. Instead, there are other strange entities that haven't been seen in this battle. Including, of all things, the Relic. Surges of blue light race up and down its ancient surface, making a spider web of energy. But before Scratch can do anything about it, the first traitor approaches. A Minecraftian, with mostly clothing and a strange white hat wielding a diamond sword. He flies around Scratch at hypocritical super luminous speed and slashes through Scratch, distracting him from the Relic gaining power. When it is full on power, a deluge of water floods down from the sky and surges towards Scratch, knocking him prone and pulling him downstream. Struggling against the pull, he surfaces for a moment to see Fayther, looking disapprovingly down from a rock outcrop. That's the last thing he sees before me and the ash phoenix dive bomb into him and lance him with the Staff of Ysera. Then there's nothing but white.

The white light fades into pure black, and it seems Scratch is back in the void. He is, but none of the current combatants are there. Instead, he faces a legion of shadowy warriors with a massive variety of weapons. They charge forward, but Scratch, being very powerful, easily picks them off one by one with blasts of energy or lethal slashes. These attacks are devastating, and would easily kill most creatures. However, these shadow warriors are not most creatures. They shrug the blows off effortlessly and retaliate with their own, even stronger versions of Scratch's attacks. Nothing he does effects the shadows and they end up pummeling Scratch with his own attacks. As he is being overwhelmed by shadows, out of the corner of his vision he sees Fayther looking disapprovingly at him. That's the last thing he sees before me and the ash phoenix dive bomb into him and lance him with the Staff of Ysera. Then there's nothing but white.

This time, Scratch is at the foot of a massive elaborate castle. Several turrets point down from the walls and all open fire against Scratch. These turrets were built by the Godmodder himself, and so shred through Scratch. 5 squads of mercenaries swarm around Scratch, beating him down even while the turrets still unload against him. After what seems to be an eternity for him, he looks up painfully to see Fayther, looking down disapprovingly. That's the last thing he sees before me and the ash phoenix dive bomb into him and lance him with the Staff of Ysera. Then there's nothing but
white.

When he can see again, Scratch sees three portals, one is a Nether portal, one is an End portal, and the other is a strange kind that has only been seen in this war once. A force, me, rushes through the Nether portal and slams into him, pushing him into the End portal. Inside there, a massive pulse of purple energy tears through the entire island and rips it to shreds, launching him out of the portal and into the Nether portal. In there, temperatures quickly drop to absolute zero and true, pure cold penetrates every area of Scratch's body, freezing him entirely. I drag him back out of the Nether and throw him into the third strange portal. It reacts violently, lacerating him and launching him across the room into a long corridor that has a floor of lava. As he sinks down into the molten rock, the last thing he sees is Fayther looking down disaprovingly from a metal platform. Then everything goes white and he returns to the actual, present void, slashed, drowned, battered, shot, mobbed, broken, frozen, lacerated, and burned.

"Nice one Fayther. Thanks for helping me out. You too Asharon. I'll probably call on you in a bit."

Command: apply a violent memory to the Streamer

Spectra's Chestplate &&& imaginary essence &&& blaze powder = Mind's Chestplate 5/7

Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator 3/6
Splash Corruption Potion O0O Splash potion of frostbite = Splash Potion of Subzero DONE

Wilson didn't move his eyes from the one grain of sand he was staring at.

"W- well... I have no right to tell you what you should do... so... if you want to stay here with me, I cannot say otherwise..."

He finally breaks his eyes from the sand to see people getting onto the bus before suddenly calling out, "Wa-... no... I... I've made my choice... I... I'm sorry... goodbye... O wakare..."

Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (5/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (5/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (5/11)

Action

I turn to Generic. "You ready for this?"

I position myself in a way that the leftover damage from attacking Scratch will go to attacking the spire. If attacking the spire will cause adverse effects, I simply focus on Scratch.

I decide to use my Comb Rave on Scratch if he isn't dead.

+2 Tazz

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 8/50

More Runic Shielding 34/50

2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 3/??
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 9/11 (Earth's Decad)

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 6/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-26, Tazz-38, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

Here's something I drew for the Comb Rave.

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Hm. Well, let's try some things. They might even work, who knows?
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 1/?? (Preview as well)

Oh hey, my latest octet is done and just in time. List of Octets: Go.

1. Corrosive Crystals
2. Eightfold Lovecraftia
3. Quantum Octave
4. Cthonic Octave
5. Amethyst Eightfold
6. Octave of Sin
7. Diamonds in the Rough
8. Demonic Octet
9. Oblivion's Octet
10. Lazuli Octet
11. Brewer's Eight
12. Layer Eight
13. Telltale Die
14. Far East Octet
15. Arctic Octave
16. Jegus' Octet
17. Isostope Octave
18. Glyphic Octet
19. Bonzo's Octet
20. Eightfold Stairstep
21. Troper's Octet
22. Carbon Octet
23. Avatar's Crucibles
24. Shifted Eightfold
25. Nanoctet
26. Petal Octave
27. Incendiary Eightfold
28. Wily Octet
29. Ohm's Octet
30. Canvas' Eight
31. Arctic Pips
32. Combatdice of Zillywen
33. Dicestaction Octagonapus
34. Tyrian Octave
35. Garnet Stains
36. Doctor's Crystals
37. High Roller
38. Husstet
39. Octet Sweepers
40. Fourth Wall Breakers
41. Hopesploders
42. Democracy's Octet
43. Octet Breakers
44. Lil' Cal's Dice
45. Windy Octet
46. Solar Octet
47. Heated Octet
48. Spatial Octet
49. Pale Octet
50. 0ctet
51. ///// // / [email protected]
52. Blue Generic Octet
53. Voided Octet
54. Doomed Octet
55. Ringmaster's Octet
56. Perfectly Generic Cuetet of Zillycue
57. Eight Alterers
58. Artery's Octet
59. Sparkling Octet
60. Thinker's Octet
61. Lover's Octet
62. Dubstep Octave
63. Denizen's Dice
64. Vulcanized Octave

MURDER. CRUSH. KILL. OBLITERATE. BRING HELL. EXTEND SCRATCH'S HEALTH BAR TO ACCOMMODATE FOR ALL THE MURDER CRUSH KILL.

I then smack Scratch over the head with this list several times, delete the Infinity Gauntlet's Fakeness stat, and use it to kill him. With the list. Not the Rave, just the list. It's really big.

+2 Tazz

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 6/50

More Runic Shielding 24/50

Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 9/9 (Lover's Octet)
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 7/11 (Earth's Decad)

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 4/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

Shrine of 2B2T Ash && Bird Talons = Destruction's Talons (Level 10: 1/11)

LOVER'S OCTET: A set of eight magenta D8s that throb with the power of the Heart aspect.

You ready all 64 of your octets... The list deals 9,000 damage, but you do not have access to stat changing!

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Unknown Entity: 42/50

I alchemize an armor:

Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Full set of Diamond Armor with Protection IV && Quantum Processor = ???

And another weapon:

Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = ???

Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor (Level 7: 1/8)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 1/10)

Quote from Kajiulord»

WHAT, HOW IS IT NOT DEAD!!!! RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I ENTER RAGE MODE. DESTROYING THE DISK OF MOJANG IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE RAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

KAJIUS: xflash: 20000000000000/hp can mow through enemy's with poison claws.

Null: 700000000000000000/hp has most power and hp But with low speed.

Undefined: 900,000/ hp has flight and macro- hydrokinesis. But can only move every 3 posts

But it is dead...

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (4/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (4/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (4/11)

Action

Generic... Are you ready for this? EAS TONES COMB RAVE TIME. Generic and I prepare to use our combined powers in an ultimate simultaneous alchemy comb rave that instantly kills Scratch with the pure power of octets and all-ins. Or at least, I ready one half of it. Generic, on your mark. Tell me when to go. (When Generic uses the rave, count that as me using it as well. If he has already used the rave, we execute it now. Here is the list of alchemies.)

You ready your half of the Comb Rave... It will activate when Generic uses it.

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Maniac: Alright, the dual rave probably weakened Scratch, but... I HHHH him, just in case.

Midna: I crash Minecraft Forums in an attempt to damage Scratch.

The HHHH deals 15,000 damage!

The Minecraft Forums are already so buggy auggy and [email protected]$!//b /le that the attack does nothing!

Quote from PitTheAngel»

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

Anthem: 28/50

(But if both PPC are kill, then how was 1 respawn used? They share respawns, it would mean their pool is now at 4/6. And more importantly, what's my prize for pointing out a GM's mistake?)

I stare down at the Molten Processor. It's charging faster then when i left it out. Heh. Well, no time but now to use the power.

>PROGRAM ADVANCE: MLTNPRCR

>HIT THAT DOC

(Mega Man Battle Network References, HO!)

(+2 charge points to whoever points out the reference first.)

1 Internet Point. Use it wisely.

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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 90%

Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (8/11)

Abyssal Inferno 28/50
Scarlet Infinity 18/25

+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.

Seeing as the previous monolithic attack did not occur, I'm keeping the Hazel Wand at full charge. Is this okay?

Great. Just as was expected. The Block would act as a host shell, and the Employer would enter the universe through it. Anyhow, it would be best if we were to start off with an exponentially large assault. Thusly, I pull out the Crimson Twig. It has been quite some time since I have wielded any other weapon than the Hazel Wand. Perhaps it was for the best. But, I digress. I am getting off-topic. The tip of the staff, the crimson gem, glows with scarlet energy. Elder magics, loosely contained within the staff, begin to pour forth. The esoteric whispers of a myriad of creatures begin to pervade the minds of all within the Void at the current time. The voices appear to be screaming and shrieking, or utterly astonished by fear, excitement, or acceptance. These are the voices of the imminently deceased, if it was not already painfully obvious. A dark gray aura is exuded from the staff, and begins to pulsate and vacillate, apparently due to instability. Perditio. The essence of destruction and chaos. If I were to make a guess regarding the composition of the Red Dragon, I would make the reasonable assumption that the creature is made at least partially of Perditio of some sort. The aura of destruction begins to congeal at the gem, dripping down the staff. Liquid entropy is infamous, and for good reason. I carefully reposition my hand as to not touch the entropic sludge in any way whatsoever. I don't care what happens. Even considering what Scratch, or even the Employer, could do to us if we fail in our endeavor to slay the puppet, this sludge would prove to be far, far worse. Bolts of destruction emanate across the Void, all colliding with the First Guardian puppet. Perditio emanates throughout the very fabric of reality around both Scratch and myself. Fortunately, I am not affected by the close proximity to the Red Dragon's power. I have taken precautions. It would not do to become some sort of crazed, raving cultist of the Red Dragon, driven mad in the search for a method to release it. That job is best left to those under the creature's influence. I twitch the staff forwards. A monolithic blast of destruction arcs towards Scratch, entering his upper body, as close to the head as possible. Decapitation is key here. I did make an agreement, after all. That puppet corpse is mine. Well, after we slay the puppet, that is. At the current moment, he is a servant of the Narrative. I fuse the entirety of the chaotic aura around the Crimson Twig with Scratch. The entropic energies cause Scratch to spontaneously combust. I de-equip the Crimson Twig.

~

Perfect.

Greetings.

This was not my original plan for the location of the summoning; this is the closest I could get to the original summoning chamber. But, that aside, I have an offer to make.
Quite simply put, I want answers. Information, at nearly any cost.

Yeah. Go ahead.

25,000 damage to Scratch!

Bill moves through the chamber and thinks for a bit, images flashing across his orchid frame that disappear too quick for you to properly examine them.

ANSWERS, HUH? ANSWERS D0N'T C0ME CHEAP! AND ANSWERS ARE DANGER0US! 1 0NCE KNEW A GUY WH0 WANTED THE ANSWERS T0 THE DEEPEST QUEST10NS THAT REAL1TY HAD T0 0FFER, AND 1 WAS F0RCED T0 PUT A DENT 1N H1S PLANS JUST S0 THAT HE W0ULDN'T F1GURE ANYTH1NG 0UT THAT HE SH0ULDN'T HAVE...

BUT HEY. 1F ANSWERS ARE WHAT Y0U WANT, THEN ANSWERS ARE WHAT Y0U'LL GET. 0F C0URSE, Y0U'LL GET THEM F0R THE R1GHT... PR1CE. UNDERSTAND? S0 WHAT'S 1N 1T F0R ME?

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=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=

-21 / 50- Spin2Win

-16 / 50- The Tophat

-7 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval

+2 to PitTheAngel

=ACTION=

OH GOD KILL SCRATCH!

I quickly switch the ARMISTYX into ROCKET SCYTHE MODE, and fly towards Scratch. I then switch modes midflight, still being carried by the speed of the rocket, changing the ARMISTYX into GIANT SCISSORS MODE, which I run Scratch through with. I then grab the BRASS KNUCKLES, and smash Scratch in the face, launching him back a fair distance. I then switch to HOOKSHOT SCYTHE MODE and impale Scratch with it, and pull him back to me.

I then use TELESLASH LVL 10 on Scratch, and end by knocking him upwards, ARMISTYX HOOTSHOT still in him. I then unload several stacks of wood, and create a giant spiked barrier in-front of me, with a tiny hole allowing the Hookshot to retract. I retract the Hookshot, and end up impaling Scratch on dozens of giant wooded spikes. I then take the ARMISTYX out of him in one swift motion.

I then manipulate the wood into his body, causing it to thrash around inside of him, causing massive internal damage. To finish this, I add some more wood around Scratch, then light all the wood of fire using the ARMISTYX in FLAMETHROWER SCYTHE MODE. I then retreat far away so Scratch can't kill me after this.

=LIMBO=
I proceed, having the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE ready in-case of attackers. If they do attack me, I also deploy several mini-sentries to help slay whatever's coming at me.

=COMMAND=

>Streamer: Attack Scratch by using the Voices as a giant sword!

The entire attack, plus the Brass Knuckles and WHIRLWIND UPROAR deals 70,000 damage to Scratch!

Several shadowy creatures periodically chase after you while you explore the tunnel, but you dispatch them easily. Eventually, it opens up into a grand pit filled with hazy red mist. Do you explore?

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Turn 1/3

Ea Core 6/8

I finish alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 4/4 COMPLETE.

I begin alchemizing the STAR Rifle. 1/7.

Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 1/4.

You forgot the description for the Aura Core last turn.

I merge the several sets of my nano-alchemies together to form a greatly weakened first draft of my planned ultimate weapon, the Adamant Armor. The Mage's Eavesdropper situates itself in the front of my chest, linked up with the Interfaced Timewatch to precision-jump me through time. The Reserveframe serves as a host for the entire set of nanites, greatly bulking up. The Intelaugmentor begins to project its magic-boosting field, boosting my magic. The Crystal Mover adds itself on to increase the total power of the whole thing, as well as augment flight and movement in space. The Intelligencedevice, Crystallum, links up with the combined computing power and magic reserves of the entire gestalt. It undergoes a sudden shift in power, and jumps entirely off the scale. In Nanohaverse terms, I just went from SSS rank, (or above) the highest power rank of mage yet discovered, to at least two, possibly three, orders of magnitude above that.

I drink a Potion of Ichor and chase it with a Potion of Witchcraft for good measure.

Crystallum chimes. *Full Drive initiated.* Light shines from the gem at the staff's tip, and for a moment nothing happens. Then, metal-inscribed armor plates appear from nowhere, interlocking with and interfacing with the nanites. A large reactor-type construction, shining with generated magic, attaches itself to my back, along with a set of fins that a moment later spread to emit winglike wisps forged of pure quintessence. And Crystallum itself- the staff practically explodes, the gem floating into a slot just above the Interfaced Timewatch. Magic runs through the entire armor, and the staff I was wielding before reassembles itself, bereft of gem and now a simple, unadorned staff of dark metal. I point the staff at Scratch, and send out a pulse of undirected magic. He is blown backwards from the sheer force of possibly a tenth of a percent of the massive power I now command.

I now commence attacking in earnest. I begin to incant a spell which would normally have a much different- and weaker- effect, but the sheer force of the power I command is warping it to my will. "Across heaven and earth, resounds Gjallarhorn." An absolutely huge magic circle springs up beneath my feet, and another springs up in front of me, pointing at Scratch, who is suddenly bound in magical chains. "Its clarion call, across sky and sea, cries out a warning. Hearken well oh mighty ones, your destruction approaches!" A massive ball of magic forms in front of the forward magic circle, crackling with the sheer power forced into such a small space. This would likely be easily enough to destroy a planet, and bring about this spell's namesake event. Which should be obvious, if you know Norse mythology. "Ring out, song of the end!" The ball slowly begins to shrink until it is barely two stories in diameter, and positively blinding from the sheer amount of magic forced into that tiny space. "RAGNAROK!" The ball collapses further, and then fires out a massive stream of violent energy. Scratch is completely helpless to get away as the lance of energy blasts him and presumably annihilates him. Well, he is supernaturally durable, but you never know with power this powerful. The wash of magic from the sheer power of the world-annihilating blast clips the spire, possibly damaging it, possibly not. It is simply something that happens.

+2 to Erelye.

Ink. I must have ink. Ink to inscribe this Name upon me, once I find it. An ink that will burn this Name into my arm.

Erelye. May I have a small supply of ink? No more than half a vial or so. (Treat this as a charge assist- it won't use up any of your resources, and won't boost me.)

47/49

GUARDMETAL SPACESHIP: A spaceship forged from guardmetal, an incredibly strong material.

5 Crystal Movers -c Guardmetal Spaceship = The Guarded Mover (1/4)

AURA CORE: A Crystal Core infused with a large amount of positive energy. It can move Aura Nodes to itself.

Boosted 25,000 damage to Scratch!

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Let's raise hell.

I use Zillyhoo's Legacy on him.

> omglolsguy22: COMBAT OPERANDI => ZILLYHOO'S LEGACY

You expend 6 Weasel Snot and an Elf Tear.

30,000 damage to Scratch!

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50/50 Weath Ray

35/50 {REDACTED}

My Action: I teraport inside Scratch, slash his stomach up with my UberSword, plant antimatter explosives inside him, then teraport out and watch the explosion.

SCP Foundation Action: The guy watching the battle between SCP-2317 and Godzilla uses {REDACTED} to make a portal to suck in all the energy from the beam war during that battle and cause it to appear right in front of Scratch, blasting him with a combined blast from 2 super-powerful entities.

EXOS Action: EXOS recieves an extra gift from the Fleetmind: a advanced power plant that increases its attack power.

Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind reacts near-instantly to the Disc being destroyed, and by "reacts" I mean "every ship in the fleet opens fire by firing breachers at 99.9% the speed of light combined with plasma barrage and immobilizing Scratch via gravity manipulation. Basically, a Battle Technique: Fleet Attack, except 10x more powerful (this is actually using the 3 post charge charged last round to boost its power).

SCP-2317 Battle: After the beams were sucked up by Foundation interference, the combatants are momentarily confused. SCP-2317 gets to its senses faster, and rushes Godzilla, bringing it down and grabbing right next to its face with a spare arm to blast Godzilla with a contact dose of dark energy. Godzilla counters with an atomic breath, but SCP-2317 gets out of the way too fast, and Godzilla's attempt to retake the advantage are met with an arm to the face driving it back into the ground.

6,000 damage to Scratch!

If I don't know what made the portal, how am I supposed to gauge how effective it is?

The relativistic breachers fail in a similar way to how the relativistic space train failed last turn.

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Look on, and tremble, ye masses, for the end is nigh. Your doom comes in the night, bearing a bronzed sword.

I pull out a long-abandoned Creation Pen, still burning with Sepulchritudinous fires, and write two words, too powerful to display. End Times.(This is the actual final 'rung' of the Raptureladder, which I just made up but would be (all the Raptureladder swords) && all the Rapturedice.).

I dare not even touch the sword, for I would be annihilated in less than an instant if I did more than think of it. I simply let the weapon erase itself from spacetime, as the OP Scale rolls twice over. Too powerful to exist, yet extant, the sword obliterates itself, taking a chunk of reality with it. When vision and normal conceptions of space and time return, the Spire is gone, with Scratch. The First Block remains, with blast marks. A curious green fire burns like an aurora, illuminating the Void. It bends into a strange pattern for one moment, and then disappears.

I gather the nonexistent Disc remains in the nonexistent places (11)...

I then locate the Broken Disc from an unhappened plot (11).

Do you think I might be going somewhere with this (11)?

((Note: The (11) actually is counted, despite the parentheses used (11).))

The Creation Pen isn't powerful enough to create that weapon, and its existence is dubious in and of itself!

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Turn 1

Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!

Oh god Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD! DONT LET SCRATCH ACTIVATE THE SPIRE!

End of Plot

Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining

Actions: See Below

(Void Arc) I voted the PPC members and i Throw a Mega Flare Bomb at Scratch and i preformed ROCK SOLO at Scratch at the same time and i Threw a Medkit at omglolsguy22 due to Draining 3 HP a turn

(Wilson's Shop) N/A

(Others) N/A

Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP

All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters

Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters

Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 48/50 No need for Help anymore!

Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 49/50 His Ultimate Machine will be finally Built No need for Help anymore! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage

Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage

Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 1/9

Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 4/9

Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 4/6

Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 4/8 TRIPLE FAILED!

Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage

Steel Diamond Katana Stats

Level 1

Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible

Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000

Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15

Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)

You already voted for their Special Attacks!

3,000 damage to Scratch!

> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ROCK SOLO

7,000 damage to Scratch!

+2 HP to omglolsguy!

I am the one who decides how many posts your alchemies take to make, not you.

Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades = Advanced Crossbow (Level 2: 1/3)

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@tazz: FOWL!!!! The swords are copyrighted! I've already said that! No using any of the swords I alchemized from Ircucvci upwards! Not to mention, just pulling the Bane out would be more destructive than Paradox Dimentio's mega-attack being pulled off successfully if you don't know how to control the Bane's power, so... yeah. No.

@twin: Don't forget the Doctor's Doom...

3/11 for the town painter

And the storm of random objects flying through the void ends with... a world buster hitting the spire.

Not Scratch. the spire.

Scratch, occupied with everything else, and the world buster having been in the void so long as to have gained void powers... Scratch does not see it until too late.

Kablammo.

Battlefield:

Eric nods: I see. We could still pick you up later. We aren't leaving Godcraft just yet, so if you wish to stay here for now, you can do so.

Hank walks back over from the group (Astria, Sanford and Deimos): Wilson's staying? Meh, I've already been here a while. Can't hurt to stick around a little bit to help him out.

Eric: Okay, that sound good Wilson?

Agent Coulson greets Astria and the others as they climb aboard the plane.

"Welcome aboard. I don't think I recognize any of you..."

Skye, over in the corner with a laptop, looks up. "You know, they don't have to be from something fictional just because everyone we've met so far has been. And she's from Homestuck, I think."

Storm of random objects? Regardless, the world buster flies straight towards the spire, but the spire phases out of existence similarly to how a First Guardian's body does. The world buster heads straight through the spire, into another part of the Void, and disappears.

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I continue hovering in place briefly, then the world suddenly cuts out. Upon rebooting, the first thing evident to the spire is that it has been transported to somewhere else, along with Scratch. That somewhere else is poorly lit, but the walls, littered with torn posters, reflect a rusty brown colour where the light flickers on them. A thin layer of water, green with algae, covers the ground, maintained by leaking pipes overhead. Screens displaying various images of the place reveal that the rest of wherever is not in a better state. Camera 01 displays a rusty iron door, with a surprisingly high quality chain hastily thrown around the handle. Camera 02 displays a short hallway, posters and rust as present here as the room the spire and Scratch are in. Camera 03 flickers, and it slowly dawns on Scratch that he can see himself on the camera. All of the other cameras do not display anything notable, except for Camera 11... The shattered remains of a glass display case, arranged as if something from inside the case burst out of it, with the plaque at the bottom reading:

"ENGIETECH DRONE - One of the genuine models of drone used by Engie in the Godmodding war of (TEXT OBSCURED)"

Scratch, and possibly the spire, both try to teleport out, but cannot get a lock on the outside world. Camera 01 fills with static for a few seconds, then flickers back into displaying the rusty iron door, with one key difference - the chain has been fastened tightly on. Camera 02 suddenly shorts out, the last image being looped in place - the silhouette of a metal arm. Movement on Camera 11 draws Scratch's attention, as an animatronic that look suspiciously like Blue stands and stares at the remains of the display case. In fact... hold on... upon closer inspection, that might not be an animatronic. The camera fills with static, clearing up to reveal that animatronic!Blue is no longer there. Camera 08 suddenly glitches out, the horrifying face of Springtrap obscuring the screen. Upon lowering the screen to try to see what the problem is, phantom!Springtrap roars in Scratch's cueball "face", then vanishes. Following that, Camera 03 cuts out. Wait, wasn't that the one which Scratch could see himself through?

"GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

One of my drones, in a horrible state of disrepair, charges right up to Scratch. Here, have a charming description - the gray metal has partially rusted brown, and appears to be full of holes. A large chunk of the head is outright missing, forming a brutally crude mouth full of jagged teeth. One arm has no outer layer, having decayed to the point where it shouldn't logically still be attached. Both of the drone's eyes are missing, two fingers have fallen off from the non-decayed arm, gray blood appears to be leaking from various holes in the chest, one leg has been poorly repaired with bolts shot into place. Anyway, the drone charges right up to Scratch and jumpscares him, followed by a brutal killing scene that won't be repeated here. An identical ungodly noise signifies the spire being jumpscared by animatronic!Blue, who is actually in remarkably good condition to the point where she looks like her human counterpart. Oh, apart from the torn suit. And lack of eyes. And the strange fact that she looks almost too realistic, as if she isn't an animatronic at all... But I wouldn't do something as horrible as that, would I?

Suddenly, the world cuts back to where we all were before. TECHPIECE, leaning on the 3.00 caliber rifle, gives Scratch a "Seriously?" look.

"SERIOUSLY? YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH NIGHT ONE OF FIVE NIGHTS AT ENGIE'S? GIT GUD, SCRUB."

I just laugh, the grimdark aura surrounding me causing my laugh to sound outright menacing. Images of the heavily broken down drone flicker in Scratch's vision, regardless of how he tries to see, and only get more intense if he tries to clear them. Suddenly, the injuries inflicted upon both him and the spire in FNaE become reality, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED - WE'D RATHER NOT GIVE YOU PERMANIGHTMARES]].

18,000 damage to Scratch! The spire is unfazed.

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+2 to Generic.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Wilson Money: $2

The Dicestaction: 12/30

The Third God: 15/50

Stellar Decad: 7/11

Bunsen's Decad: 4/11

Mineral Decad: 2/11

==Actions==

Bender gives Generic a stare.

"Fine."

Lothyra decides to unleash an attack she's been planning for a while. She pulls out the Orb of Supernova and the Elemental Decad. The Orb's luck powers will be necessary for this to work. It's lesser form (the Orb of Luck) once served a similar purpose. She first duplicates the Orb (so Generic won't steal it), then expends the duplicate and channels its energy into the Elemental Decad. Then she rolls it at Scratch. The luck powers activate, and the dice comes up:

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

An incredibly lucky roll.

Oh yes, but we're not done yet.

Bender looks at Scratch.

“Oh look. The great Psi-Godmodder is now down. I’ve got a lot of things to say to you.”

He gives him a death glare.

“So you think you can just barge into MY fight, kill MY avatar, and make ME, BENDER, have to go through a bunch of weird minigames just to kill you. Well you’re going to regret that, bozo!”

He looks away.

“You know what? I think my weapon’s name is getting old. I’ll change it.”

He then alchemizes Bender’s Gun & Name Tag.

“I’ve already thought of a new one, but I won’t reveal it yet. Just for dramatic effect.”

He turns back to Scratch.

“I’ve heard of what you did previously. Lothyra’s told me about your stupid fancy monologues, your “hee hee hee” and “hoo hoo hoo”s and your stupid “I’m so intelligent I’m so powerful I’m so important blah blah blah” crap. She told me about you killing the GM. She told me about you hijacking the story before and then making everyone go through the whole “MY MASTER IS ALREADY HERE TIME STUFF!” You know what? I’m sick of your crap. I’m sick of your cueball head and your fancy cueball everything. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE MAIN ANTI-GODMODDER IS?! IT’S ME, BENDER! AND YOU’RE JUST MESSING THINGS UP!”

He pulls out his gun.

“I think I’m going to reveal my weapon’s new name now. Hey Scratch!”

He points the gun at Scratch’s cueball head.

“Bite my Shiny Metal Ass.”

He pulls the trigger.

A 12-post alchemy will not guarantee you a one-in-10,000,000,000 chance. The attack fails.

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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 90%

Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (9/11)

Abyssal Inferno 30/50 (Crystalized)
Scarlet Infinity 20/25 (Crystalized)

+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.

Without as much as another word, I activate the Squid's Ring. After a few moments, I wave my hand. A large amount of inky black energy trails behind it. I mutter something discrete to myself, and a large amount of ink bursts from the aura of the Ring, spilling into the Void. I deactivate the Ring, and mutter another phrase. The liquid ink is teleported directly in front of Crystal. This is what you asked for, am I correct? The finest ink.

I whip out the prestigious Thorns of Oglogoth. I would use some other weapon, but the other ones I have in mind are too low a level, and I'd like to deal as much damage as possible. As I hold the twin needlewands, an aura of grimdarkness slowly envelops both myself and the weapons I am utilizing. The shadow seems to blend in with the Void, to a marginal extent. My eyes slowly fade to a dead-looking white as a product of this. Eldritch magics course through the very lifeblood of reality at my behest. There is nobody who is safe. Nobody. A veritable Cheshire Cat Grin briefly graces my features, before it fades into my standard expression, a completely stoic one. I will at the very least attempt to not kill anybody on the side of the players, but I cannot assure you anything. Dark, shadow-infested eldritch sorcery begins to brew a myriad of completely incomprehensible things. The very shadows seen to be under my command. The Penumbra Phantasm is the tool of those who cannot manipulate shadows on their own. Of course, there is one major advantage to utilizing dark magic of such a caliber here. You cannot actually see the attacks coming at you. Well, unless you are an omniscient being, but I have remedies for that. Tentacular forms erupt from nothing, and begin to wildly writhe, striking any who near them, save their summoner. That summoner, in case it was not evident, is me. Maddened whispers pervade my mind even more so than they do already, speaking of elder knowledge in indecipherable languages. Eldritch magic courses through reality itself, ultimately pouring forth from a designated area, and arcing towards Scratch. I flick the Thorns. A bolt of pure shadow erupts from each tip of the twin wands, and accelerates towards Scratch rapidly. The eldritch magic and bolts of shadow collide with Scratch almost immediately. I stand deathly still for several moments, contemplating something. Suddenly, thousands of writhing, agonized tentacles burst from the chest of the mere puppet. Controlling the tentacles with my will, I attempt to cause as little damage to the head as possible. I made a deal, after all. Sorry, agreement. The tentacles writhe with unknowable energy, the vast majority of which seeps into Scratch, slowly killing him. Ancient magic rends Scratch's internal stuffing apart in precise ratios. I wouldn't want to remove all of the stuffing. The stuffing of a First Guardian is a valuable ingredient for thaumaturgical experimentation. I briefly considered just dissecting either you, Twin, or possibly Becquerel, but that is excessively dangerous. Besides, the screams that would be made as I made the initial incisions would probably rend my ears to paste, if I lacked proper protection. Meh. You wouldn't mind me taking one of your arms for knowledge, would you, Twin? I mean, if I could, I would almost definitely do it. Hah. I de-equip the Thorns.

~

Before I get into specifics, name your price.

20,000 damage to Scratch!

I'd prefer if all my limbs remained intact by the end of the game, thanks.

0H H0H! WELL THAT CHANGES TH1NGS! Y0U'D LET ME D0 ANYTH1NG 1N RETURN F0R S0ME ANSWERS... LET'S SEE. ALL 1 ASK 1S THAT Y0U D0 0NE SMALL TH1NG: G1VE ME A C0PY 0F Y0UR L1TTLE WAND 0VER THERE. Y0U KN0W, THE HAZEL 0NE. THE 0NE THAT Y0U'VE PUT A FEW HUNDRED P0STS 1NT0. JUST D0 THAT...

Bill's hand lights on alternating red and blue fire.

...AND WE'LL CALL 1T A DEAL.

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Post I

I equip the Cue Billycock to swap hats with Doc Scratch. The Cue Billycock contains a Enderdrim Subatomic Bomb.

I then open Codex Brimstone and get ready to summon terrific nightmare beasts when I notice that the book's name plaque is falling off, revealing another name under it: C͜ǫ͝de̴͡x̶͡ ̢͘Te͘ń͡ȩ̀̕b̡r̸̶a̧t͢a̵̶. I walk up to The Renamer and rename the book.

Codex Brimstone >=Renamer=< Codex Tenebrata

Potion of Recovery 2/3

Wand || Torch

Doge 29/30

Bearger 19/20

H̶͞͞é̢́͜͝ ̶̢̨͟C͏͢͝o̷͝҉͡҉m̀ę͘͜s̵͏̵ 9/10

Can the Apertured Psiisuit open a portal anywhere in the Depths or just at the other side of the Door?

5,000 damage to Scratch!

Codex Brimstone >= Rewriter =< Codex Tenebrata

The other side of the door.

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I decide to use my kajius. null undefined slams the area near scratch. Flashxz runs through the crowd. mowing down enemies and badly poisoning them. undefined teleports up and pulls water from the very cells and blood of enemies directing it at that undefined -ing DISK> RAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my rage mode buffs Eryle,, Crystal cat and Guzta1. NOW GO KILL SCRATHCH!!!!!

BUFFS: permanent regeneration, EXTREME DAMAGE, COMPLETE MAGIC POWER ( looking at you Eryle), REALITY WARPING, UNLIMTED SUMMONS, BLOOD BEAMS, AND GIANT, GIANT GUNS

thankfully I get these buffs as well but any ways.

Attack: I DIRECT RAGE BLAST AFTER RAGE BLAST AT SCRATCH. I SHIPHONE HIS LIFE FORCE< ROB HIS MP, AND MAKE HIS DISK IMPLODE AND DEACTIVATE ACROSS SPACE AND TIME LEADING TO A DEAD SCRATCH RARRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Thankfully, I had the sense to let a clone of me do this. So yeah

The Disc was destroyed, so this entire attack fails!

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I add Layer Eight to generic's OCTET MAYHEM.

I turn to Scratch. An aura of the familiar color Dark Orchid surrounds me. It's time for this stupid puppet to stop interfering with my life.

My Continuum Modus flashes several times. I captchalogue a bottle. (This better work right, you haven't seen the full extent of the Sylladex shenanigans I've had to endure.) The bottle glitches out and duplicates across spacetime. A version teleport.

Years in the past, but not many...

A glass bottle materializes in front of a young elf. An elf who is crying for a completely normal reason. Well, that depends on your definition of normal. Whoever this elf is, and whatever subtype of elf they are, the bottle collects their tears like some sadistic monster. If only that were the reason.

The event duplicates itself, but with weasels sneezing, hogs giving up slop, and clowns messily eating. The modus flashes once more and the bottle is returned. The purpose of the event is clear.

I take the Sacred Items and use OUROBOROS on Scratch.

no, i'm not from homestuck. i /\m from th/\t universe, though. it /\stonishes me how th/\t guy... "hussie"... m/\n/\ged to find out /\bout this /\ll.

+7 to all Sacred Items!

> The_Serpent: COMBAT OPERANDI => UROBOROS

You expend 4 of every Sacred Item.

You levitate in the air, orchid pulses of light surrounding you. They funnel around you, growing in power, eventually encircling you inside a giant orchid labyrinth. You bisect the orchid power and form it into two distinct tendrils. One periodically flashes green, and the other flashes red. The two form serpents, and you cast them out towards Scratch. They spiral around the puppet, increasing in speed, until they move faster than the eye can see and form a figure-eight of pure anomalous energy, moving in tune to the energy of oblivion. The serpents then suddenly stop, their mouths positioned at each others' tails, and swallow each other whole. The pure destruction unleashed as a result deals 30,000 damage to Scratch!

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That's it. you killed my kajius. I say to scratch. prepare to die!!!! I shoot 70000000 bfg blasts at scratch grab his neck throttle him use hydro kinesis to rip all blood from his body. manipulate limbo/ the void to my will and make it turn against scratch. the fray is sustained by mechagodzilla! Who body slams scratch and then explodes. Garnet from steven universe then jumps in, beating him up with the other gems! they then explode. Skitter, from worm comes with an infinite supply of deadly insects from every dimension. The rest of the undersiders beat on him aswell. Then they explode back to their home dimensions. Finn and jake then stab scratch then explode back to their home. By now the fourth wall has holes in it And characters from every work offiction ever beat on scratch. This fray ends with a thousand magikarps splashing in his face! They then explode. IF this attack fails, I just shoot scratch with a undefined

Since Scratch doesn't have a neck and his head is directly attached to the body, only the BFG Blasts hit and the rest of the combo fails! 4,000 damage!

Quote from Pricey12345»

Turn 2

Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!

and Suddenly the Ultimate Wily Machine was on the roll finding the Destination where i was

End of Plot

Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining

Actions: See Below

(Void Arc) I do the near uncounterable 50 Sword and Axe Combo at Scratch and i was thinking of a Combat Operandi and i used the Barrier on myself to Counter Scratch's Attack that he's going to counter and i Preformed a Uncounterable 5X Mega Man style Charge Shots at Scratch

(Wilson's Shop) N/A

(Others) N/A

Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP

All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters

Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters

Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 49/50 No need for Help anymore!

Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 50/50 His Reign of Blood oil and Metal has done Be Prepared for this! (On Approval)

Stats

Name: Ultimate Wily Machine (First Phase) Ultimate Wily Capsule (Second Phase) Both [AG] or might be a Boss AG? (Maybe or No it wont be)

HP 750000 Total (First phase 500000 HP) (Second phase (Ultimate Wily Capsule) 250000 HP)

Attack Power: EXTREME Not Overpowered

First Phase Attacks:

Mega Wily Beam: Fires a Massive Beam that can Deals up to 50000 Damage but has a cooldown of 5 turns

Wily Saw Storm: Shoots 5 Powerful saws dealing 5000 Damage each Deals up to 25000 Damage without Missing a target but has a cooldown of 3 turns

Wily Rocket Barrage: Fires lots of Rockets at the Enemy dealing up to 40000 Damage but has a cooldown of 3 turns

Charging Slam: Charges at the Enemy for 10000 Damage

Spawn Robots: can Summon a Random Robot from Megaman Series expect Bass Zero and the Robot Masters

Special: Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after the Ultimate Wily Machine Dies

Second Phase Attacks: (Only used when the Ultimate Wily Machine dies)

Elemental Wily Spheres: Shoots the Elemental Spheres at the enemies to deal up to 20000 Damage and has a chance of Burning or Freezing or Withering or Poisoning or Paralyzing the Enemy after the Damage

Mega Wily Minigun: Shoots the highly spread Bullets at the Enemy for a randomized Damage from 5000 Damage to 100000 Damage but has a cooldown of 3 turns

Panic Wily Beam: can Shoot the Powerful Beam at the Enemy who deal lots of damage to him dealing up to 50000 Damage

Wily Sphere Spam: Shoots lots of Spheres at the Enemies for up to 100000 Damage and have a cooldown of 7 turns

Special: Spawns a Indestructible Fake Copy that lasts until the Real one dies that gives him a Really high Dodge/Fail Rate (50% Fail Rate)

Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage

Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 2/9

Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage

Steel Diamond Katana Stats

Level 1

Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible

Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000

Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15

Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)

Ultimate Wily Machine added and heavily nerfed! Pricey, 750,000 HP is what a boss had, and I made it clear when you started charging this thing that it wouldn't be a boss.

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Okaaaay. A few things...

1. I steal your orb for my Rave.

2. Oh my freaking God how do you expect anyone to take you seriously with a weapon named "Shiny Metal Ass," we couldn't even bring ourselves to FORCE that name on you. Seriously.

+2 Tazz

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 7/50

More Runic Shielding 27/50

2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 2/??
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 8/11 (Earth's Decad)

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 5/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-22, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

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Maniac: I FORCE CHOKE Scratch, then while he's stunned, I FORCE LIGHTNING him.

Midna: I whack Scratch with a pool cue.

2,000 damage to Scratch!

2,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from Pricey12345»

Turn 3 (This will be my Final Post for Trial IV Maybe?)

Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!

then there is a army of Robot masters Enker II and his upgraded Mega man Killers New Bass and Nova Zero are going to the Void where i Was

End of Plot

Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining

Actions: See Below

(Void Arc) Alright Scratch I had enough of your [REDACTED] and you are Going to [REDACTED] Die! and i hit you on the head with my Cue Spear leaving holes on your [REDACTED] Head and i am so [REDACTED] [REDACTED] right now if you Block my attack i will going to [REDACTED] Kill you and i am Pulling off a Million Hits that you Cannot Block and i am Firing the Super Mega Blast at you and i am GOING TO [REDACTED] KILL YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR [REDACTED] LIFE! I AM GOING TO SET YOU ON FIRE WITHER YOU POISON YOU AND I WILL [REDACTED] COVER MYSELF WITH SUPER [REDACTED] BEDROCK FOR MY MEGA ARMOR AND I SLAM YOUR [REDACTED] HEAD AGAINST THE [REDACTED] FLOOR IN 50 LIGHT SPEEDS!!! ARE YOU [REDACTED] KIDDING ME SCRATCH! YOU ARE GOING TO [REDACTED] DIE!!!!!!

(Wilson's Shop) N/A

(Others) N/A

Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP

All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters

Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters

Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 50/50 The Entire Army is coming! (On Approval)

Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 50/50 His Reign of Blood oil and Metal has done Be Prepared for this! (On Approval)

Stats

Name: Entire Robot Master army All of them are AG

HP: Maybe 250000? (Entire Army only)

Attack Power: Different attack power for the Robot masters and Wily's other Creations Maybe up to 100000 Damage?

Special: has Shot Powers from the Robot Master and has a Unique Name after death from Early Acts like Guts Man is Guts Man G or Shadow Man is Shadow Man Sha or Pharaoh Man is Pharaoh Man Pha etc. and have Different HP Damage Crit rate etc.

Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage

Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 3/9

Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage

Steel Diamond Katana Stats

Level 1

Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible

Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000

Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15

Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)

Your relativistic speeds cause you to explode in a fireball of ionized plasma. You die.

Robot Master Armada added!

Quote from gutza1»

/null

I'm calling it Shiny Metal Ass because the guys on the memo requested me to call it Shiny Metal Ass. I was just looking for the perfect opportunity to rename it. Also, I've edited my post so that I duplicated the Orb of Supernova.

...That was a joke. I didn't think you'd go through with it...

Quote from crystalcat»

Turn 2/3
Ea Core 7/8
STAR Rifle 2/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 2/4.
I preview The Kill Screen || Eve Online Small Projectile Turret. (Cobalt, I hope you don't mind me swiping the idea of one of your alchemies.)

Continuing on from my last attack, I spin up the Interfaced Timewatch and give a command to the linked AI- get me as many opportunities to attack Scratch as possible. I begin flickering from time to time and place to place, charging and releasing lances of magic so quickly it seems as though all of them are being unleashed at once. Then, the Watch stops time around me. More accurately, it begins to constantly jump me to one specific time, giving me ample time to unleash a hail of magical bullets at Scratch that simply stop in the air as I release them. After approximately one thousand bullets have been cast, I allow the Watch to let time flow, and watch as the blasts slam into Scratch. Not enuff dakka, but a sizeable amount. If Scratch is dead or otherwise incapacitated, I instead target the orchid spire with blasts of pure kinetic force, no matter how ineffectual the attacks may prove. We do not want that thing to activate.

+2 to Erelye.
Wonderful, thank you. I pull out all seven candles and light them. A symbol in the fiery language of the Correspondence slowly forms itself from the combined flames of all seven, flickering with void, as though some force did not want it to be shown. Which some force does. The original Name of Mr. Eaten was never simply physically eradicated. I quickly sketch the symbol on a piece of paper, before warding the paper with spells of saving and protecting. I do not want this Name to fade before I can mark myself with it.
48/49

The Kill Screen || Small Projectile Turret = The Techno-Turret (Level 8: 1/9)

7,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz»

@Piono: I'm not getting into a big fat argument over this, as that technically didn't happen. Let us not get into the Ridiculous Sword Move that Never Was. Not worth the time nor the effort.

Act 1! +2 to Generic!

Drive: Big Gamble (35/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X2)

Drive: Doorrior (23/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity. To clarify: This stacks with previous dodge chance, but I have to have attacked the Entity recently. As in, at most, one turn ago.)

The Selfless (15/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.)

Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 8/11)

Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 6/11)

"GORILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Everyone turns at me. I really don't say those kinds of things often, but the Black Gorilla Censor has never been more suitable. I'm holding my left eye, from which blood spews. Clearly that last attack hit somewhere where I REALLY didn't want it to. I really shouldn't have mentioned not wanting to replace the eye unless something came to force my hand on the issue. Sighing, I replace my Eye with the Magic English Eye, and quickly resolve to make it less..Flashy later. I then sigh again because clearly I'm starting to really resemble Vriska, Bec Noir, Psi and the Godmodder. Bluh bluh. Stupid Hamsteak, stupid evil godmodders.

I then recall Scratch and the spire. Scratch is now on the chopping block for some deading.

I will happily presume that our good friend Scratch here isn't dead, despite the high likely-hood that he is already dead from the (presumed) activation of the dual Rave. In case the Dual Rave hasn't happened yet I literally kick Generic for not overtly activating it and politely ask him to do so very soon. Or something similar to it. In any case, as I've got a Magic English Eye, I might as well fire some Magical English Energies into Scratch's face, right?...Nah, that's stupid. It's Scratch. I go for the tried-and-true and pull out the Eternal Caledfwlch, before expending the requisite Sacred Items to use Caledcrash on him, nuking him with the very creative energies he's seeking to exploit. After this, if Scratch is still alive, I summon the Godmodder's Tuba and kick it into Scratch for good measure-not without warning. "Yo, Richard! Scratch isn't Psi anymore! I think you may have a chance! Make him pay!" If Scratch is dead, I still summon the Godmodder's Tuba and kick it to the Tower, instead saying that Psi is dead and the Tower's another Plot-hijack attempt.

I yell at Split to do one of his specials while he has the chance, and also to try to use the Disc to make sure that Spire is dead: Make it extremely weak against Descendant Attack, make it fire the other way, make the First Block impenetrable, something, ANYTHING, as insurance that the Spire won't fire, because, you know, that would be just ridiculously awesome of him, the ridiculously awesome TwinSplitter.

> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => CALEDCRASH

You expend 6 Hog Slop and 6 Elf Tears.

30,000 damage to Scratch!

The tuba is kicked towards Scratch... The Godmodder stirs.

GODMODDER: He's... He's not the Psi anymore...? I'm number one? Again? ...

GODMODDER: Heh.

If by some miracle this puppet's still alive after the hell you all are making him go through, I'll finish him off myself.

Quote from gutza1»

+2 to Generic.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Wilson Money: $2

The Dicestaction: 13/30

The Third God: 16/50

Stellar Decad: 8/11

Bunsen's Decad: 5/11

Mineral Decad: 3/11

==Actions==

Lothyra requests for Generic to alchemize Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad. She then reads chapter 4 of Pesterchum 101.

No time. I realize that this must seem awfully dumb, having Erelye's attempts to read go through and yours not, but I've got to type up two Comb Raves this turn, so let's be real here.

Quote from Kajiulord»

I request bender to alchemize my reality glove and the pieces of the disk of mojang. "definitely not a plot" " deeeefinitley"

The Disc of Mojang was completely annihilated and no parts of it are left!

Quote from TT2000»

Okay, time for the next part of my practical joke! I start with a shot from Forge's Light for the damage bonus! Remember, someone followed the real map to the end, but it turns out that in order to unlock the door they need to do the ACTS OF AWESOME BRAVERY! Scratch will be today's joke recipient...

PART 13: ACT I: The activation of the anti-omniscience field: Scratch must get to a button, which, when pushed, disables his omniscience for as long as he is in the prank! The button is behind swinging barriers of spikes, more spikes, huge logs made of deathwood, lasers that shoot pain lasers, while also being lasers themselves, and finally, a tarp that traps Scratch in insanity due to Scratch's OCD. He must cross these all while walking on a 1 mm thick and wide bridge, that WILL break at periods, and if he falls, he must start over from the beginning. Oh, and he can't use his omniscience powers to help activate the field.

PART 14: ACT II: The reading and roasting of books: Scratch must read various really long books, and do nothing else. Any attempt to do something other than read the books will result in a quick slap to the face. Each time he tries to do something else, the hardness and quickness of the slap is squared, and there are lots of distractions around to make Scratch do that a lot. There are 1,000,000 books, all of varying levels of quality, with some being outright amazing. At the end, Scratch must not only remember the main storylines and content of all the books, he must give a roast of each book, citing real, genuine flaws, even in the books that pretty much had none. Failure to find at least 3 flaws in each story will result in Scratch being thrown into lava, and not being let out until he can think of flaws.

PART 15: ACT III: The re-destruction of the godmodder: Scratch must travel to an alternate universe, where he has to beat up a slightly different version of the godmodder. This new version has 10,000 health, is WAY better at blocking attacks, never takes more than 1 damage at a time, and hypnotizes any attempt at making an entity, no matter how long it was charged for. Scratch can only act once per turn, and every turn the godmodder unleashes an incredibly creative and painful attack. Three times. There are no other players backing Scratch up, and failure to beat the godmodder in 5,000 turns results in the fight starting over.

PART 16: ACT IV: The door of frustration: Scratch must open a locked door by standing in front of it for 1000 years. In the first second, he is assaulted by the frustration at waiting of playing IWBTG on Impossible mode, waiting for FE14 and more DHMIS, getting rejected by a girlfriend, trying REALLY HARD on a test and still failing, of having all his friends and family reject him, and of being forcibly stabbed through the head with a nail. Every single second, the feeling squares. Every second. Again and again. and there is no upper limit of frustration.

After 1000 years, Scratch finds out that the door was a double unlock, and he needs to go through the challenges of pain to get the key. He teleports out in a hurry for some reason. I guess he didn't want the treasure.

30,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from Netpatham»

I look to the Broken Disc, from its unhappened plot, for inspiration (11).

I use a mere shard, and it slices reality and Spire (11).

I then preview Shard Of The Broken Disc && Diamond Sword (11).

I muse on the end of the world, shattered/broken (11).

Now to actually hit that smug puppet/puppeteer with something (11).

I activate my arrays in a specific pattern /^<\shatter/destroy^\|\>\ (11).

They fire pure oblivion energies at the \<|\><!--_at what?/\--><_/ cueball (11).

Does anyone else hear this scratching noise />\/ (11)?

/->\<<\>/The Broken speaks/the end time is nigh/run away-/<\/// (11).

I pull out a ?Creation? Pen. Its fires are gray (11).

"Elevenfold Fracture" / the sword in my hand / embedded in Scratch (11).

8,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from NinjaV2403»

Post II

H̶̢e҉̸̵̀͝ ̴͢҉C̵̴̢͘͡ơ̵̕͟ḿ̷̢͢͠e͜͏̷̛s͏̴́ 10/10!

Whorp!

I appear in front of Doc Scratch with my eyes crackling of pale energy and my mouth in a horribly twisted grin. All the stars on Three in the Morning have gone out, leaving the tuxedo black as double midnight. The pale fires in my eyes glow brighter, covering my whole head except for the mouth in pale flames. Suddenly multiple tentacles eject from my back, forming a shadowy aura of hands, thorns and tentacles around me. Six whispering mouths open around me, my own forming the seventh. The mouths open, speaking with the voice of dying universes:

F̀̀r͟͞o͠҉͟͟m̧͜͞ ̵҉e҉̵v҉e̢̨͢͏͡r͠҉̴͘ỳ̵͘͞ ̀͘͠f̴͢ǫ̧́͟͝l̵̢d̶̴̀͡
̧́͢͞r̢͜͝į̨̛̛f̸͟t҉͏̕͘ ̷̡ţe̛͟͝͡àr̢ ͢͏̷̛i͝͝n̨
̨̀́͠͝s̵̵p̶̵a̵̢҉̵́c̵̀͢͠͏e̢҉̡̀͡ ̢̀͜á̵̵̸̛ǹ̸͟͜͟d̕͞
̨̧͞t̸̢̢̕͟i̡͜҉ḿ̢̡̀͜e̡̢̢̕͢ ҉̶̷̨͠ḩ̴́͜e͏̕͜҉̕
̧͘b̵̧͞l̸̵̴͡l̵̴̡͢e̷̴͘͞d̶̨̛́s̨̧͠ ̡̡i̶͘͟n̨͢t͘͘͡ò̸ ́͘o̕͠͞u͝͏̶̧r̨͘͞͡
͘͠r͜҉̨̛éa͟͏͡l̛҉̷i̷͡͝t̶̢i͏̢͡e̷͟͝s̷͝ ́̕͢t̷ḩ̷̀͢é͟҉̕͘ ̀͢͏̷d̨̧e̷̸̡͞a̴̛ḑ̷
́͜w̵̴͡͡o̸̸̢͠ŗ̴̶̧l̀d̶́ ̷̸t҉̨҉h̵̴̵͟e̷̡̕ ̶̴̕̕s͡͞͝i̷͞҉l̵̸e̷̸̢̨ń̴̛t̨͏̡
̛́̕͞ò̶͞ņ̢͏e̷̷͏͞ ͠h̡̧͝e̴͞ ̷҉̀c̷̶̕͞o̢͘͝m͝͞͠e͞͞s҉̷̴̡͞ ̸̕͜͟͝h͡e̸͘͠
̴̵̀͝i̵̢͜͞s̨̡͡ ̶̡a̸͏l͏̀͟r͞e͜͟a͜͏d̕͝y̛͜ ҉̸h́͜e̴̛͠͝r̸̴͘͞e҉̸̧͜

The aura extends it's arms and tentacles, ripping and clawing Doc Scratch multiple times before fading into my shadow. The pale fire fades, the stars light up, and as the last of the nightmares is drawn back into my shadow, it opens a mouth and speaks directly to me:

You wield the weapon bearing my name. The weapon capable of crippling my equals. On this weapon, my fate is inscribed. Brother.

Confused, I apply some Honey Poultice to my wounds.

Potion of Restoration Complete!

Engrish.com Archive && Fluorite 0ctet

Glowstone Dust °oO Potion of Honey

Wand || Torch 2/X

Doge 29/30

Bearger 19/20

This can be useful

20,000 damage to Scratch!

+2 HP to you!

POTION OF RECOVERY: You got this already.

Engrish,com Archive && Fluorite Octet = The eighth principle (Lever 8: 1/9)
Glowstone Dust OOO Potion of Honey = Potion of Honey II (1/2)
Wand || Torch = Torchwand (Level 1: 2/2)

TORCHWAND: A wand that looks like a torch.

Quote from K4yne»

10/14 Atlanta Meatshield

I execute ENGLISH on Doc Scratch. If, for any reason i can't, it will be BAROQUEBACK instead.

-----

No Joke
UBER: 8 Charges

Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

> K4yne: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CUESTICK GENIUS - ENGLISH

You take out the Red Dwarf and raise it in the air, its image once again flickering with that of the Emerald Nova's staff form. The illusion spreads across the area, which becomes enraptured in english energy. Your eyes suddenly sear with intense pain and you close them. When you open them again, they are pool balls, and english energy encircles you, consuming you completely. In a rage, you aggress Scratch with the inevitability of time, the prowess of a demon, and the force of death. 20,000 damage!

Quote from NinjaV2403»

Post III

I take out a Sweet Tooth and a sheet of SCP-445, and use the Needlewand as a pen, writing the following note in pure nightmare fuel:

In a game of chess, a pawn becomes queen by reaching the other side of the board. In this game, we have made it to the other side of your board, and now you have been demoted from a queen to a pawn. Your Employer's pawn. A mere prop. A dud. A little pangnectar-filled punching bag. ,

The tip of the needlewand breaks. I take out a pencil sharpener, sharpening the wand and eating the salmiak-flavored waste.

And I know excactly the gun to blow that pang nectar out of you. S u c k e r.

I show the Unpleasant Note to Doc Scratch, hopefully causing his Sick Fires to skyrocket. I then grab the Narrative Assaulter, crumple the Note, and load it into the railgun, opening fire at Doc Scratch.

Engrish.com Archive && Fluorite 0ctet 2/X

Glowstone Dust °oO Potion of Honey 2/X

Wand || Torch 3/X

Doge 29/30

Bearger 19/20

Word of God confirms that SCP-445 acts as a bomb or hand grenade when crumpled into a ball. I hope that it also acts as ammunition.

9,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 90%

Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (10/11)

Abyssal Inferno 32/50 (Crystalized)
Scarlet Infinity 22/25 (Crystalized)

+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.

@Crystal: You're welcome.

I alchemize 13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel (1/???). 13, as in the music disc. This might be useful in conjunction with th Beat-Skipper.

I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet to grant myself an attack boost for this final assault.

I pull out the Hazel Wand. This is certainly a risky situation. If we fail in our endeavor to slay Scratch in as expedient a manner as possible, we will have to combat the Employer. That is certainly a fight I would like to begin with the Hazel Wand. But, that will only occur if we fail to slay Scratch. Given the current course of events, I would say that we fail to slay Scratch in time, the Employer arrives, and you serendipitously reach our location in the Void. Perhaps I am merely insane. I wave the Hazel Wand. Tendrils of amethyst energy slowly form around the arcane instrument. Elder magics seem to reverberate around the area in its entirety. Emanations and pulsations appear to be preferable to this new aura of violet. Well, if they had an actual living mind, they would prefer them. Seeing as they are a manifestation of a particular thing I have neither time nor need to explain, I would severely doubt their having of a brain. It would be rather odd to see such an occurrence, and that is coming from me. With a minor twitch of my wand, a particular stream of tendrils accelerates wildly in a singular direction, before vanishing. After several moments, the stuff reappears once more, in a different location. That location is upon Scratch, of course. Or rather, just within him. Within the top layer of his body. The spell is kind of like a surface wave, I suppose. The tendrils of energy attempt to slay Scratch in as swift a manner, whilst refraining from utterly annihilating the body. The remainder of the mildly tentacular aura is spent fueling monolithic bolts of psionic energy, which collide with Scratch, and implode, releasing ludicrous amounts of physical destruction. The pure destruction seems to vaporize everything. Physical objects are in no way safe, nor is the fabric of reality itself. If one were to enter the figurative event horizon of this destruction, they would be immediately annihilated, and sentenced to eternal oblivion. Trust me, the only people who wish to pass into the realm of oblivion are suicidally insane. The explosions of physical destruction are confined to a small area. That area is centered around Scratch. The explosions of pure destruction occur within and around Scratch, attempting to sentence Scratch's life (or lack thereof) to oblivion, leaving a literal puppet behind, bereft of any capacity to exist in any state beyond that of an inanimate object.

If I may do so, I cast Woegothics on Scratch as well, before de-equipping the Hazel Wand.

13 && Vial of Blood && Nightmare Fuel = 44 (Level 6: 1/7)

20,000 damage to Scratch!

> TheLordEreleye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS

You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.

15,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from Fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: A thousand schoolbuses somehow drive into the battle, and tens of thousands of cute little children put out. Half of them start singing the star spangled banner, while the other half recite the pledge of allegiance. I yell "God bless America!", before unloading all of Militarism's weaponry into Scratch. I then remember I'm Canadian, and destroy all the schoolbuses and schoolchildren.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $136
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 1/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 1/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 1/11

+2 to wilson

-Void-
Analysing situation...

Split, I suggest you use that disc of yours.

16,000 damage to Scratch!

Laser Pistol && Azure Essence = The Blueshooter (Level 10: 1/11)
Universal Remote && Azure Essence = Ultraversal Remote (Level 10: 1/11)
Blueshifted && Upside-Down Broken Time Machine && Azure Essence = The Broken Clock (Level 10: 1/11)

Quote from Netpatham»

Why am I speaking /<\/do not question eleven><-|_/like this (11)

I may have gone too far /<_/you only noticed now/\--|\/(11).

But at least there's power>/\/_/>power in the Broken Disc><\/ (11).

I should ><\->/>\SHATTER<-><-<\...No. I instead glitch out Scratch/the Spire (11).

><-|\/<-\/->we fragment/the split/shatter/break/fragment/it is time<<>/\\>/(11)

The power / tearing me apart / breaking into pieces / help me (11)

<>[email protected]#|<@#<#@$>SHA11ER<[email protected]#|<-}{@:@!":-><|:

*a gray, fragmented Minecraft avatar manifests*

I have b11n su11oned. The Broken One wi11 rise.

Note that I am no longer speaking in elevens. Intentiona11y, at least. That was merely a symptom of the powers at o11s.

But I am the Broken Disc personified from the arrogance of one who thought he could wield me...I am instead wielding him.

What...How...Who...No. Impossible. I couldn't possibly have been....

It ha11ened. Deal with it.

I use the power of the Broken Disc to fragment the Spire into several thousand pieces....

I shoot the Spire. With explosions.

...Huh. A tendril of orchid energy leaps out from the spire and skewers you before you can attack! You die on the spot.

Quote from Fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I use CO: Reacharound on Scratch, BT: Ultramarine if no sacred items
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $138
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 2/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 2/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 2/11

+2 to wilson

> Fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND

You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and 1 Elf Tear.

20,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from gutza1»

+2 to Generic.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

Wilson Money: $2

The Dicestaction: 14/30

The Third God: 17/50

Stellar Decad: 9/11

Bunsen's Decad: 6/11

Mineral Decad: 4/11

==Actions==

Yeah there's nothing really to do. Scratch is probably dead by this point. Also, Kaijulord, Bender agreed to shut down the shop as long as Generic allowed at least one Decad per turn.

Quote from K4yne»

11/14 Atlanta Meatshield

Nothin' beats the good old flurry of punches. Of course, if you beat up a cueballhead, you beat him up with FISTS that are made of STEEL!

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No Joke

UBER: 8 Charges

Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

3,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from Fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic

Battlefield: I use my spoil on Scratch
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger, The Lapis Stakehouse
Wilson's Shop: $140
Needed Dupes:

Laser Pistol AND Azure Essence 3/11
Universal Remote AND Azure Essence 3/11
The Blueshifter AND Upside down broken time machine AND Azure Essence 3/11

+2 to wilson

The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals 10,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from crystalcat»

Turn 3/3
Ea Core 8/8 COMPLETE!
STAR Rifle 3/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 3/4.
Judgement Caller's Staff ~~~ 1/1 COMPLETED INSTANTLY.

I preview Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage. (This should make essentially a magical battery, if I do things right.) I also preview Book && Concentrated Magic in a Jar. Finally, I preview both Spiral Sucker and Eldritch Tentacle >o<, separately.

I raise the unadorned staff of dark metal, which is linked to the most powerful mage's Device I have ever seen in my travels. Magic slowly infuses into the staff; after five minutes or so (shortened to one second through Timewatch magics) it is practically white with the sheer power glowing from it. The small, wispy 'wings' on my back shift around and transform into magical rockets. I fly at ludicrous speed at Scratch, assuming he is even in existence by now from how much he has been attacked. If he is dead or downed, I simply kill him harder. A broom head forged of pure magic extends from the head of the staff, and I begin to bop Scratch on the head mercilessly, channeling the power of the Doctor's Doom. As I continue to bop, destructive magic pulsing through Scratch with every hit, the magical aura around me begins to dissipate, and I realize that the taste of power I had from my incomplete Adamant Armor is fading away. The nano-devices and sundry augments begin to fall away, the conjured armor plates and magic-producing reactor returning to the nospace from whence they came. All the others slowly fall away from each other and return to my inventory or otherwise where they were before, leaving me wearing only the Reserveframe and a sad look on my face.

I yell at Split to use his Disc to neutralize the spire somehow. Teleport it away, make it not exist entirely, drain its energy- something, anything!

+2 to Gutza.
I pull some ink from the sum generously donated by Erelye, and store the rest away in a glass phial for possible later use. Never pass up a boon, after all, the boon in this case coming in the form of pure, quite likely slightly magical ink. Anyway, I shape the ink into the form of the lost, forgotten, and formerly wiped from all existence Name of Mr. Eaten. I can almost feel in my magic the ink trying to contort itself out of the shape, trying to re-consign the Name to oblivion. I channel more magic into the ink, strengthening my hold on it while infusing it with energy. I slowly bring the contorting symbol closer to my skin, until at last it touches lightly. I strengthen my hold on the ink one last time and bring it into full contact with my skin, fusing it to my forearm. Tattooing is a crude thing, and not for mages like me. The ink at last seeps into my skin fully, before the new mark on my skin glows with a curious not-light. I suddenly double over, clutching at my arm, as hunger overtakes me... and then stops suddenly, the pure magic infused within the ink serving to halt the corruption completely. If I ever need to be fully possessed by a malevolent entity composed of only hunger, rage, and hate, I can simply touch the tattoo and drain the magic out. That would not be wise, but, then, what is?

49/49 COMPLETE- ATTACK SAVED FOR LATER.

Judgment Caller's Staff ~~~ Loom = Judge's Tie

Thaumic Crystal && Essence of Storage = Thaumic Storage Unit (Level 3)
Book && Concentrated Bottled Magic = Thauminomicon (Level 5)
Spiral Sucker >o< Altar = Orb of Cherubim (Level 10)
Eldritch Tentacle >o< Altar = Orb of Darkness (Level 10)

JUDGE'S TIE: A tie that ripples with the image and power of the stars.

13,000 damage to Scratch!

Split gazes at the lightshow being produced by the spire and grins wickedly, holding out the Disc.

No. I don't think I will. Scratch, I'll kill for you, but not this thing. You're on your own for the Employer.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Maniac: I gather all the God-SCP'S and make them do an assault on Scratch.

Midna: I punch Scratch where it hurts!

4,000 damage to Scratch!

And where is that?

Quote from pionoplayer»

@tazz: Just don't freaking do it again! I've called you out on it several times, if you want to abuse a super-powered uber weapon for joke attacks, make one yourself! I actually have plans (vague, shadowy, one-dayish plans, but plans nonetheless!) for it! Don't worry twin, they will not solidify until such time as it will happen within an acceptable scale of Oh Crap, in such a way that the godmodder could conceivably handle it. That moment will not happen within the foreseeable future, so of course, I am making no solid plans for it. I still don't want people stealing my swords.

4/11 on the town painter

The Bus:

Skye calls out from her computer: "He didn't find out about you all, he invented you all. Haven't you heard the news yet? We're all fictional characters!"

Coulson shrugs: "Not sure what to make of it myself. Apparently I'm from a movie series, actually pretty good, I went out and watched it, special effects were decent."

Skye rolls her eyes. "Yeah, and you also enjoyed the bit where everyone in the theater was asking for your autograph immediately after the movie ended."

Deimos chimes in, "Hey, what about us? You ever heard of us?"

Skye and Coulson both shake their heads. "Afraid not." "Sorry."

Sanford pats Deimos on the shoulder; "Can't have the best of everything."

Quote from ninjatwist321»

Thanks!

Also, Safari, I'm filing for a divorce. Thanks to you and your latency, I'm probably going to get Twinja'd.

Action 1/3

Ethereal Callings: 37/50

Starfall Sync: 12/50

I go ant tell Monstro to Chainsaw Chop that bad boy Doc Scratch, while all the while I pull out my trusty M16 and empty three magazines' worth of lead into the same target. Then, giving millions of Gibus Snipers their favorite weapon, the Machina, I order them to aim at the head/sphere of Doc Scratch, and open fire once they're fully charged, in unison. I reward them all with a Brotherhood of Arms all-class hat.

Sword Damage: 180K/250K

4,000 damage to Scratch!

Quote from Talist»

45/50 and 50/50 SPENT ON THIS ATTACK +2 to Pit

Hey, Scratch. Lets have a little fun. I walk out a little and twirl around the Staff of Ysera. I stab it down into the ground and pulse energy down, launching myself up. I flip backwards and land on one of my summons, but not Fayther. Leaving behind a trail of flickering ashes, I soar into the air on a phoenix made out of not flame, but instead ashes. Deep inside its rust colored body you can see a flaming core, similar to a magma cube.

I call down from the air above, "Fayther! I'll need some help for this one! To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die..." She moves around to flank Scratch and I dive bomb down at him with the Staff of Ysera pointed at him. Just as I strike him, Fayther pulses out a blinding flash of white light. When Scratch can see anything, he's no longer in the void, but rather a less scarred version of the battlefield.

There's no one else around, not even me or Fayther. Instead, there are other strange entities that haven't been seen in this battle. Including, of all things, the Relic. Surges of blue light race up and down its ancient surface, making a spider web of energy. But before Scratch can do anything about it, the first traitor approaches. A Minecraftian, with mostly clothing and a strange white hat wielding a diamond sword. He flies around Scratch at hypocritical super luminous speed and slashes through Scratch, distracting him from the Relic gaining power. When it is full on power, a deluge of water floods down from the sky and surges towards Scratch, knocking him prone and pulling him downstream. Struggling against the pull, he surfaces for a moment to see Fayther, looking disapprovingly down from a rock outcrop. That's the last thing he sees before me and the ash phoenix dive bomb into him and lance him with the Staff of Ysera. Then there's nothing but white.

The white light fades into pure black, and it seems Scratch is back in the void. He is, but none of the current combatants are there. Instead, he faces a legion of shadowy warriors with a massive variety of weapons. They charge forward, but Scratch, being very powerful, easily picks them off one by one with blasts of energy or lethal slashes. These attacks are devastating, and would easily kill most creatures. However, these shadow warriors are not most creatures. They shrug the blows off effortlessly and retaliate with their own, even stronger versions of Scratch's attacks. Nothing he does effects the shadows and they end up pummeling Scratch with his own attacks. As he is being overwhelmed by shadows, out of the corner of his vision he sees Fayther looking disapprovingly at him. That's the last thing he sees before me and the ash phoenix dive bomb into him and lance him with the Staff of Ysera. Then there's nothing but white.

This time, Scratch is at the foot of a massive elaborate castle. Several turrets point down from the walls and all open fire against Scratch. These turrets were built by the Godmodder himself, and so shred through Scratch. 5 squads of mercenaries swarm around Scratch, beating him down even while the turrets still unload against him. After what seems to be an eternity for him, he looks up painfully to see Fayther, looking down disapprovingly. That's the last thing he sees before me and the ash phoenix dive bomb into him and lance him with the Staff of Ysera. Then there's nothing but
white.

When he can see again, Scratch sees three portals, one is a Nether portal, one is an End portal, and the other is a strange kind that has only been seen in this war once. A force, me, rushes through the Nether portal and slams into him, pushing him into the End portal. Inside there, a massive pulse of purple energy tears through the entire island and rips it to shreds, launching him out of the portal and into the Nether portal. In there, temperatures quickly drop to absolute zero and true, pure cold penetrates every area of Scratch's body, freezing him entirely. I drag him back out of the Nether and throw him into the third strange portal. It reacts violently, lacerating him and launching him across the room into a long corridor that has a floor of lava. As he sinks down into the molten rock, the last thing he sees is Fayther looking down disaprovingly from a metal platform. Then everything goes white and he returns to the actual, present void, slashed, drowned, battered, shot, mobbed, broken, frozen, lacerated, and burned.

"Nice one Fayther. Thanks for helping me out. You too Asharon. I'll probably call on you in a bit."

Command: apply a violent memory to the Streamer

Spectra's Chestplate &&& imaginary essence &&& blaze powder = Mind's Chestplate 5/7

Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator 3/6
Splash Corruption Potion O0O Splash potion of frostbite = Splash Potion of Subzero DONE

... The above attack took me a really long time...

100,000 damage to Scratch!

Fun fact: Scratch is at 413,000 HP right now. I calculated it. Of course, this next attack will do him in regardless of HP...

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (5/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (5/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (5/11)

Action

I turn to Generic. "You ready for this?"

I position myself in a way that the leftover damage from attacking Scratch will go to attacking the spire. If attacking the spire will cause adverse effects, I simply focus on Scratch.

You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. The golden glow spirals around you, energizing the very essence of the Void and turning its nonexistent surface into a wormhole, a portal straight to hammerspace. The Void suddenly taps into the mystical essence of player inventories and allows you to call on the full, unrelenting extent of yours all at once, and all for one attack.

==>

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I decide to use my Comb Rave on Scratch if he isn't dead.

+2 Tazz

Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)

Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 8/50

More Runic Shielding 34/50

2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 3/??
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 9/11 (Earth's Decad)

Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 6/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-26, Tazz-38, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. The golden glow spirals around you, energizing the very essence of the Void and turning its nonexistent surface into a wormhole, a portal straight to hammerspace. The Void suddenly taps into the mystical essence of player inventories and allows you to call on the immense power of all 64 octets, letting you unleash octet hell itself.

==>

Quote from CobaltShade»

Here's something I drew for the Comb Rave.

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omglolsguy22 dies of dysentery his dubious armor choices.

The power of the Dual Rave sends Scratch absolutely reeling through the Void. Scratch slams against the Fourth Wall, sending cracks across its surface. The Fourth Wall's numerous images fade into static and cut out entirely. A preposterous amount of cracks are similarly strewn across Scratch's head, and he appears to be leaking blue fluid... Ugh. Looks like Split got his wish.

Scratch's golden arm has been torn off, as has his left leg, which has been rendered into a mess of stuffing. He slowly, very slowly, gets up, pointing his remaining hand at you all. Red energy uncertainly crackles across Scratch's frame, but he winces as it does so.

At long last... I am beaten. Finally, I will understand... The true meaning of death... The harshness of time... My fate was inevitable, and I accept it... Enjoy your victory, you twelve and the crowd that follows you... Oh, yes, enjoy it... For it will not laGHLK

Broken Anachronism flies through Scratch's head and skewers it. Scratch reels back, his body flashing immensely with red energies one last time, before growing still.

He... will... win...

It is too late. The spire on top of the First Block reaches full power, its energy at its peak. The tendrils and lights all swirl into the spire, and an ominous column of light appears at its position. Tiny whispers seem to emanate from all corners of the Void as the spire prepares to unleash its true power. After millennia of work, Scratch's tasks have finally paid off. The entire Void fades into orchid as a massive writhing shape appears in the middle of the sky, but fades.

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In Limbo, Bill Cipher prepares for Erelye to accept the deal when his eye suddenly goes blank with shock. His frame switches to a view of the spire, and then a lamp shade, and Bill shifts away from Erelye.

UH... L1STEN. THERE'S S0METH1NG 1 HAVE T0 ATTEND T0, R1GHT N0W. VERY 1MP0RTANT. S0 WHATEVER Y0U'RE PLANN1NG W1TH ME, WHATEVER THE FULL EXTENT 0F TH1S DEAL 1S... MAKE 1T QU1CK. 1 D0N'T HAVE ALL DAY HERE.

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But then, just as all hope seems lost, a tuba slowly floats into the middle of the Void. Everyone watches in shock as a cubic hand appears from the tuba and points a certain finger directly at the spire. The spire gasps in shock, suddenly gaining a mouth to do so, as the hand glows white-hot, sunbeams emanating from it. The tuba similarly glows, and lightning crackles around the Void, dispersing the orchid aura.

The hand then points its finger at Scratch, and he is revived with 1 HP left. Scratch gasps in shock too, brought back from death.

What--How--I--Oh. Oh no.

GODMODDER: OH YES. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LOCKING ME INSIDE THIS BRASS PRISON FOR A MONTH. YOU GET TO DIE TWICE, YOU INSUFFERABLE PUPPET. AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR LITTLE PROJECT NEVER WORKS.

> Godmodder477: COMBAT OPERANDI => OPHICLEIDE HOMICIDE

The Godmodder uses up all of the remaining Sacred Items as the tuba suddenly flashes with the images of every known location in the universe, sucking the spire, First Block, and Scratch up. They teleport to every location in the universe instantaneously, somehow not being damaged, but becoming completely stunned. They are then teleported to a bleak black void, where seemingly all the light in the world is sucked straight into the tuba, all of reality experiencing a brief power outage.

A broom suddenly flies to the Godmodder's hand: the Doctor's Doom. In one mighty WHAP, the Godmodder's hand (still in the tuba!) uses the broom and caves Scratch's head in, pieces and dark liquid flying everywhere. The Godmodder then turns all of the light stored in the tuba into various kinds of energy, all kinds of energy: enough to produce an explosion somehow bigger than the known universe.

GODMODDER: That one was for you, Piono. And this one's for ALL the people who've been pissed off by this FREAK OF NATURE!

The Godmodder creates a new Big Bang. An explosion that encompasses all of the dimension that he is in, enough power to create a universe, enough power to destroy one. Enough power to completely obliterate Scratch's body and to shut down the spire in its entirety. The explosion also busted the Godmodder out of the tuba, freeing him. He teleports himself and the spire back into the Void, surveying the damage he's done.

Split sobs. I wanted the head... Erelye sobs with him. Both of them cry in each other's arms.

GODMODDER: That's that. Personally, I have now had enough of Homestuck to last me a lifetime. Come on, everyone. We're going home. And yeah, why the hell not. Split, you can stay too.

With a snap of his fingers, the Godmodder teleports everyone and everything back to GodCraft. The Godmodder then looks up and sees the grey spire that signified the trial slice itself in half and throw itself to the ground, meaning that this trial is, at even longer last, COMPLETE! It looks like the Psi-Godmodder's prophecy has passed with Scratch's death. The Godmodder is still taken over by blue light and takes 2 damage regardless...

Now, everything's more or less normal. Everything summoned in this trial is still on the Battlefield. Some entities summoned this turn were NOT added yet, but I will get to them later in the week. For now, consider this a breather period between this and the next trial. I figure you all have earned it.

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The Itinerary:

> AGs: Destroy the PG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!

> PGs: Destroy the Perfect Sphere!
> PGs: Destroy the Preston Cole's ships!

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The Battlefield

IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 5,005,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)

Current Impetus Comb: 9

TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.

insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.

The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.

Netpatham: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.

CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.

TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.

Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.

Crusher48: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.

omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.

PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.

Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor.

K4yne: [PG] HP: 10/20.

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.

Fseftr: [N] HP: 16/20. Has Super Armor.

ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.

engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20.

The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.

Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.

Split: [N] HP: 189,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang.

Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,220.) More are summoned each turn.

Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x755.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.

Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.) More are summoned each turn.

Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x50.) More are summoned each turn.

DextraBomb: [N] HP: 108,000/125,000. Kamikaze Charge: IIIIIIIIII 2%.

Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII

Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII

Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP.

Perfect Sphere Modules: [AG] Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. I AF Hangar: 7,000/100,000 HP. I Guardian Orbs: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x4.)

Executor Modules: [AG] Aureus Spawner: 50,000/50,000 HP. I Support Systems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.) I Lightning Modules: 10,000/10,000. (x8.)

Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 5,500/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.

Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII

CogWynd: [AG] HP: 172,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.

Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 22,000/50,000.

Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.

Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Science Cannon: [AG] HP: 140,000/170,000. Uses scientific inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.

Mob Platoon: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Herobrine's Wrath: III

PvP Elites: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Diamond Dance: III

Refugees: [AG] HP: 86,000/100,000. Super Rush: III

Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥.

The Streamer: [AG] HP: 126,000/160,000.

Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RADD

Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 20/30. Creativity: 16/50. Nutrition: 7/50.

Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x3, Happy.

Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.

Ultimate Wily Machine: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Rocket Barrage: III Saw Storm: III Mega Wily Beam: IIIII Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after death.

Robot Master Armada: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x58.)

Pentel: [PG] Leaves in five rounds.

Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.

The Malice: [PG] HP: 56,000/120,000. Breach: III

Epona II: [PG] HP: 87,000/125,000. Supply Drop: II

Ice Colossus: [PG] HP: 122,000/200,000. Iron Ice: III

Fungus-Man: [PG] HP: 26,000/150,000. Mushroom Cloud: IIII

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 63.

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The Forge

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The Spoils:

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Sacred Items:

0 Hog Slop

0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling

0 Weasel Snot

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Elsewhere... Deep in the Void...

The defunct First Block floats aimlessly across the Fourth Wall. The Godmodder may have stopped the spire's power, but he should have known better. He can't stop an event that has already occurred.

The spire flickers to life, dimly. It sends out one last pulse of energy using the remainder of its power, which reverberates deep through the Void. And somewhere, in the heart of the Void, at the fringes of time and space, deep in lands of horror and the mind...

The Employer shifts his position.

Oh god damnit. I had a really good Uber-attack ready, but was delayed in posting it by new-cat related things. Well, I very much hope there is another opportunity for ludicrousness, because there will be much disappointment and saltyness if this is not the case.

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