Lothyra decides to unleash an attack she's been planning for a while. She pulls out the Orb of Supernova and the Elemental Decad. The Orb's luck powers will be necessary for this to work. It's lesser form (the Orb of Luck) once served a similar purpose. She first duplicates the Orb (so Generic won't steal it), then expends the duplicate and channels its energy into the Elemental Decad. Then she rolls it at Scratch. The luck powers activate, and the dice comes up:
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
An incredibly lucky roll.
Oh yes, but we're not done yet.
Bender looks at Scratch.
“Oh look. The great Psi-Godmodder is now down. I’ve got a lot of things to say to you.”
He gives him a death glare.
“So you think you can just barge into MY fight, kill MY avatar, and make ME, BENDER, have to go through a bunch of weird minigames just to kill you. Well you’re going to regret that, bozo!”
He looks away.
“You know what? I think my weapon’s name is getting old. I’ll change it.”
He then alchemizes Bender’s Gun & Name Tag.
“I’ve already thought of a new one, but I won’t reveal it yet. Just for dramatic effect.”
He turns back to Scratch.
“I’ve heard of what you did previously. Lothyra’s told me about your stupid fancy monologues, your “hee hee hee” and “hoo hoo hoo”s and your stupid “I’m so intelligent I’m so powerful I’m so important blah blah blah” crap. She told me about you killing the GM. She told me about you hijacking the story before and then making everyone go through the whole “MY MASTER IS ALREADY HERE TIME STUFF!” You know what? I’m sick of your crap. I’m sick of your cueball head and your fancy cueball everything. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE MAIN ANTI-GODMODDER IS?! IT’S ME, BENDER! AND YOU’RE JUST MESSING THINGS UP!”
He pulls out his gun.
“I think I’m going to reveal my weapon’s new name now. Hey Scratch!”
Without as much as another word, I activate the Squid's Ring. After a few moments, I wave my hand. A large amount of inky black energy trails behind it. I mutter something discrete to myself, and a large amount of ink bursts from the aura of the Ring, spilling into the Void. I deactivate the Ring, and mutter another phrase. The liquid ink is teleported directly in front of Crystal. This is what you asked for, am I correct? The finest ink.
I whip out the prestigious Thorns of Oglogoth. I would use some other weapon, but the other ones I have in mind are too low a level, and I'd like to deal as much damage as possible. As I hold the twin needlewands, an aura of grimdarkness slowly envelops both myself and the weapons I am utilizing. The shadow seems to blend in with the Void, to a marginal extent. My eyes slowly fade to a dead-looking white as a product of this. Eldritch magics course through the very lifeblood of reality at my behest. There is nobody who is safe. Nobody. A veritable Cheshire Cat Grin briefly graces my features, before it fades into my standard expression, a completely stoic one. I will at the very least attempt to not kill anybody on the side of the players, but I cannot assure you anything. Dark, shadow-infested eldritch sorcery begins to brew a myriad of completely incomprehensible things. The very shadows seen to be under my command. The Penumbra Phantasm is the tool of those who cannot manipulate shadows on their own. Of course, there is one major advantage to utilizing dark magic of such a caliber here. You cannot actually see the attacks coming at you. Well, unless you are an omniscient being, but I have remedies for that. Tentacular forms erupt from nothing, and begin to wildly writhe, striking any who near them, save their summoner. That summoner, in case it was not evident, is me. Maddened whispers pervade my mind even more so than they do already, speaking of elder knowledge in indecipherable languages. Eldritch magic courses through reality itself, ultimately pouring forth from a designated area, and arcing towards Scratch. I flick the Thorns. A bolt of pure shadow erupts from each tip of the twin wands, and accelerates towards Scratch rapidly. The eldritch magic and bolts of shadow collide with Scratch almost immediately. I stand deathly still for several moments, contemplating something. Suddenly, thousands of writhing, agonized tentacles burst from the chest of the mere puppet. Controlling the tentacles with my will, I attempt to cause as little damage to the head as possible. I made a deal, after all. Sorry, agreement. The tentacles writhe with unknowable energy, the vast majority of which seeps into Scratch, slowly killing him. Ancient magic rends Scratch's internal stuffing apart in precise ratios. I wouldn't want to remove all of the stuffing. The stuffing of a First Guardian is a valuable ingredient for thaumaturgical experimentation. I briefly considered just dissecting either you, Twin, or possibly Becquerel, but that is excessively dangerous. Besides, the screams that would be made as I made the initial incisions would probably rend my ears to paste, if I lacked proper protection. Meh. You wouldn't mind me taking one of your arms for knowledge, would you, Twin? I mean, if I could, I would almost definitely do it. Hah. I de-equip the Thorns.
~
Before I get into specifics, name your price.
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I equip the Cue Billycock to swap hats with Doc Scratch. The Cue Billycock contains a Enderdrim Subatomic Bomb.
I then open Codex Brimstone and get ready to summon terrific nightmare beasts when I notice that the book's name plaque is falling off, revealing another name under it: C͜ǫ͝de̴͡x̶͡ ̢͘Te͘ń͡ȩ̀̕b̡r̸̶a̧t͢a̵̶. I walk up to The Renamer and rename the book.
Codex Brimstone >=Renamer=< Codex Tenebrata
Potion of Recovery 2/3
Wand || Torch
Doge 29/30
Bearger 19/20
H̶͞͞é̢́͜͝ ̶̢̨͟C͏͢͝o̷͝҉͡҉m̀ę͘͜s̵͏̵ 9/10
Can the Apertured Psiisuit open a portal anywhere in the Depths or just at the other side of the Door?
I decide to use my kajius. null undefined slams the area near scratch. Flashxz runs through the crowd. mowing down enemies and badly poisoning them. undefined teleports up and pulls water from the very cells and blood of enemies directing it at that undefined -ing DISK> RAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my rage mode buffs Eryle,, Crystal cat and Guzta1. NOW GO KILL SCRATHCH!!!!!
BUFFS: permanent regeneration, EXTREME DAMAGE, COMPLETE MAGIC POWER ( looking at you Eryle), REALITY WARPING, UNLIMTED SUMMONS, BLOOD BEAMS, AND GIANT, GIANT GUNS
thankfully I get these buffs as well but any ways.
Attack: I DIRECT RAGE BLAST AFTER RAGE BLAST AT SCRATCH. I SHIPHONE HIS LIFE FORCE< ROB HIS MP, AND MAKE HIS DISK IMPLODE AND DEACTIVATE ACROSS SPACE AND TIME LEADING TO A DEAD SCRATCH RARRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Thankfully, I had the sense to let a clone of me do this. So yeah
I turn to Scratch. An aura of the familiar color Dark Orchid surrounds me. It's time for this stupid puppet to stop interfering with my life.
My Continuum Modus flashes several times. I captchalogue a bottle. (This better work right, you haven't seen the full extent of the Sylladex shenanigans I've had to endure.) The bottle glitches out and duplicates across spacetime. A version teleport.
Years in the past, but not many...
A glass bottle materializes in front of a young elf. An elf who is crying for a completely normal reason. Well, that depends on your definition of normal. Whoever this elf is, and whatever subtype of elf they are, the bottle collects their tears like some sadistic monster. If only that were the reason.
The event duplicates itself, but with weasels sneezing, hogs giving up slop, and clowns messily eating. The modus flashes once more and the bottle is returned. The purpose of the event is clear.
I take the Sacred Items and use OUROBOROS on Scratch.
no, i'm not from homestuck. i /\m from th/\t universe, though. it /\stonishes me how th/\t guy... "hussie"... m/\n/\ged to find out /\bout this /\ll.
That's it. you killed my kajius. I say to scratch. prepare to die!!!! I shoot 70000000 bfg blasts at scratch grab his neck throttle him use hydro kinesis to rip all blood from his body. manipulate limbo/ the void to my will and make it turn against scratch. the fray is sustained by mechagodzilla! Who body slams scratch and then explodes. Garnet from steven universe then jumps in, beating him up with the other gems! they then explode. Skitter, from worm comes with an infinite supply of deadly insects from every dimension. The rest of the undersiders beat on him aswell. Then they explode back to their home dimensions. Finn and jake then stab scratch then explode back to their home. By now the fourth wall has holes in it And characters from every work offiction ever beat on scratch. This fray ends with a thousand magikarps splashing in his face! They then explode. IF this attack fails, I just shoot scratch with a undefined
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
and Suddenly the Ultimate Wily Machine was on the roll finding the Destination where i was
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) I do the near uncounterable 50 Sword and Axe Combo at Scratch and i was thinking of a Combat Operandi and i used the Barrier on myself to Counter Scratch's Attack that he's going to counter and i Preformed a Uncounterable 5X Mega Man style Charge Shots at Scratch
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 49/50 No need for Help anymore!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 50/50 His Reign of Blood oil and Metal has done Be Prepared for this! (On Approval)
Stats
Name: Ultimate Wily Machine (First Phase) Ultimate Wily Capsule (Second Phase) Both [AG] or might be a Boss AG? (Maybe or No it wont be)
HP 750000 Total (First phase 500000 HP) (Second phase (Ultimate Wily Capsule) 250000 HP)
Attack Power: EXTREME Not Overpowered
First Phase Attacks:
Mega Wily Beam: Fires a Massive Beam that can Deals up to 50000 Damage but has a cooldown of 5 turns
Wily Saw Storm: Shoots 5 Powerful saws dealing 5000 Damage each Deals up to 25000 Damage without Missing a target but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Wily Rocket Barrage: Fires lots of Rockets at the Enemy dealing up to 40000 Damage but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Charging Slam: Charges at the Enemy for 10000 Damage
Spawn Robots: can Summon a Random Robot from Megaman Series expect Bass Zero and the Robot Masters
Special: Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after the Ultimate Wily Machine Dies
Second Phase Attacks: (Only used when the Ultimate Wily Machine dies)
Elemental Wily Spheres: Shoots the Elemental Spheres at the enemies to deal up to 20000 Damage and has a chance of Burning or Freezing or Withering or Poisoning or Paralyzing the Enemy after the Damage
Mega Wily Minigun: Shoots the highly spread Bullets at the Enemy for a randomized Damage from 5000 Damage to 100000 Damage but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Panic Wily Beam: can Shoot the Powerful Beam at the Enemy who deal lots of damage to him dealing up to 50000 Damage
Wily Sphere Spam: Shoots lots of Spheres at the Enemies for up to 100000 Damage and have a cooldown of 7 turns
Special: Spawns a Indestructible Fake Copy that lasts until the Real one dies that gives him a Really high Dodge/Fail Rate (50% Fail Rate)
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 2/9
Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Lothyra decides to unleash an attack she's been planning for a while. She pulls out the Orb of Supernova and the Elemental Decad. The Orb's luck powers will be necessary for this to work. It's lesser form (the Orb of Luck) once served a similar purpose. She expends the Orb and channels its energy into the Elemental Decad. Then she rolls it at Scratch. The luck powers activate, and the dice comes up:
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
“Bite my Shiny Metal Ass.”
He pulls the trigger.
Okaaaay. A few things...
1. I steal your orb for my Rave.
2. Oh my freaking God how do you expect anyone to take you seriously with a weapon named "Shiny Metal Ass," we couldn't even bring ourselves to FORCE that name on you. Seriously.
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 5/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-22, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Turn 3 (This will be my Final Post for Trial IV Maybe?)
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
then there is a army of Robot masters Enker II and his upgraded Mega man Killers New Bass and Nova Zero are going to the Void where i Was
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) Alright Scratch I had enough of your [REDACTED] and you are Going to [REDACTED] Die! and i hit you on the head with my Cue Spear leaving holes on your [REDACTED] Head and i am so [REDACTED] [REDACTED] right now if you Block my attack i will going to [REDACTED] Kill you and i am Pulling off a Million Hits that you Cannot Block and i am Firing the Super Mega Blast at you and i am GOING TO [REDACTED] KILL YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR [REDACTED] LIFE! I AM GOING TO SET YOU ON FIRE WITHER YOU POISON YOU AND I WILL [REDACTED] COVER MYSELF WITH SUPER [REDACTED] BEDROCK FOR MY MEGA ARMOR AND I SLAM YOUR [REDACTED] HEAD AGAINST THE [REDACTED] FLOOR IN 50 LIGHT SPEEDS!!! ARE YOU [REDACTED] KIDDING ME SCRATCH! YOU ARE GOING TO [REDACTED] DIE!!!!!!
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 50/50 The Entire Army is coming! (On Approval)
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 50/50 His Reign of Blood oil and Metal has done Be Prepared for this! (On Approval)
Stats
Name: Entire Robot Master army All of them are AG
HP: Maybe 250000? (Entire Army only)
Attack Power: Different attack power for the Robot masters and Wily's other Creations Maybe up to 100000 Damage?
Special: has Shot Powers from the Robot Master and has a Unique Name after death from Early Acts like Guts Man is Guts Man G or Shadow Man is Shadow Man Sha or Pharaoh Man is Pharaoh Man Pha etc. and have Different HP Damage Crit rate etc.
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 3/9
Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Oh my freaking God how do you expect anyone to take you seriously with a weapon named "Shiny Metal Ass," we couldn't even bring ourselves to FORCE that name on you. Seriously.
/null
I'm calling it Shiny Metal Ass because the guys on the memo requested me to call it Shiny Metal Ass. I was just looking for the perfect opportunity to rename it. Also, I've edited my post so that I duplicated the Orb of Supernova.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
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Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
Turn 2/3
Ea Core 7/8
STAR Rifle 2/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 2/4.
I preview The Kill Screen || Eve Online Small Projectile Turret. (Cobalt, I hope you don't mind me swiping the idea of one of your alchemies.)
Continuing on from my last attack, I spin up the Interfaced Timewatch and give a command to the linked AI- get me as many opportunities to attack Scratch as possible. I begin flickering from time to time and place to place, charging and releasing lances of magic so quickly it seems as though all of them are being unleashed at once. Then, the Watch stops time around me. More accurately, it begins to constantly jump me to one specific time, giving me ample time to unleash a hail of magical bullets at Scratch that simply stop in the air as I release them. After approximately one thousand bullets have been cast, I allow the Watch to let time flow, and watch as the blasts slam into Scratch. Not enuff dakka, but a sizeable amount. If Scratch is dead or otherwise incapacitated, I instead target the orchid spire with blasts of pure kinetic force, no matter how ineffectual the attacks may prove. We do not want that thing to activate.
+2 to Erelye.
Wonderful, thank you. I pull out all seven candles and light them. A symbol in the fiery language of the Correspondence slowly forms itself from the combined flames of all seven, flickering with void, as though some force did not want it to be shown. Which some force does. The original Name of Mr. Eaten was never simply physically eradicated. I quickly sketch the symbol on a piece of paper, before warding the paper with spells of saving and protecting. I do not want this Name to fade before I can mark myself with it.
48/49
@Piono: I'm not getting into a big fat argument over this, as that technically didn't happen. Let us not get into the Ridiculous Sword Move that Never Was. Not worth the time nor the effort.
Act 1! +2 to Generic!
Drive: Big Gamble (35/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X2)
Drive: Doorrior (23/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity. To clarify: This stacks with previous dodge chance, but I have to have attacked the Entity recently. As in, at most, one turn ago.)
The Selfless (15/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 8/11)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 6/11)
"GORILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Everyone turns at me. I really don't say those kinds of things often, but the Black Gorilla Censor has never been more suitable. I'm holding my left eye, from which blood spews. Clearly that last attack hit somewhere where I REALLY didn't want it to. I really shouldn't have mentioned not wanting to replace the eye unless something came to force my hand on the issue. Sighing, I replace my Eye with the Magic English Eye, and quickly resolve to make it less..Flashy later. I then sigh again because clearly I'm starting to really resemble Vriska, Bec Noir, Psi and the Godmodder. Bluh bluh. Stupid Hamsteak, stupid evil godmodders.
I then recall Scratch and the spire. Scratch is now on the chopping block for some deading.
I will happily presume that our good friend Scratch here isn't dead, despite the high likely-hood that he is already dead from the (presumed) activation of the dual Rave. In case the Dual Rave hasn't happened yet I literally kick Generic for not overtly activating it and politely ask him to do so very soon. Or something similar to it. In any case, as I've got a Magic English Eye, I might as well fire some Magical English Energies into Scratch's face, right?...Nah, that's stupid. It's Scratch. I go for the tried-and-true and pull out the Eternal Caledfwlch, before expending the requisite Sacred Items to use Caledcrash on him, nuking him with the very creative energies he's seeking to exploit. After this, if Scratch is still alive, I summon the Godmodder's Tuba and kick it into Scratch for good measure-not without warning. "Yo, Richard! Scratch isn't Psi anymore! I think you may have a chance! Make him pay!" If Scratch is dead, I still summon the Godmodder's Tuba and kick it to the Tower, instead saying that Psi is dead and the Tower's another Plot-hijack attempt.
I yell at Split to do one of his specials while he has the chance, and also to try to use the Disc to make sure that Spire is dead: Make it extremely weak against Descendant Attack, make it fire the other way, make the First Block impenetrable, something, ANYTHING, as insurance that the Spire won't fire, because, you know, that would be just ridiculously awesome of him, the ridiculously awesome TwinSplitter.
Okay, time for the next part of my practical joke! I start with a shot from Forge's Light for the damage bonus! Remember, someone followed the real map to the end, but it turns out that in order to unlock the door they need to do the ACTS OF AWESOME BRAVERY! Scratch will be today's joke recipient...
PART 13: ACT I: The activation of the anti-omniscience field: Scratch must get to a button, which, when pushed, disables his omniscience for as long as he is in the prank! The button is behind swinging barriers of spikes, more spikes, huge logs made of deathwood, lasers that shoot pain lasers, while also being lasers themselves, and finally, a tarp that traps Scratch in insanity due to Scratch's OCD. He must cross these all while walking on a 1 mm thick and wide bridge, that WILL break at periods, and if he falls, he must start over from the beginning. Oh, and he can't use his omniscience powers to help activate the field.
PART 14: ACT II: The reading and roasting of books: Scratch must read various really long books, and do nothing else. Any attempt to do something other than read the books will result in a quick slap to the face. Each time he tries to do something else, the hardness and quickness of the slap is squared, and there are lots of distractions around to make Scratch do that a lot. There are 1,000,000 books, all of varying levels of quality, with some being outright amazing. At the end, Scratch must not only remember the main storylines and content of all the books, he must give a roast of each book, citing real, genuine flaws, even in the books that pretty much had none. Failure to find at least 3 flaws in each story will result in Scratch being thrown into lava, and not being let out until he can think of flaws.
PART 15: ACT III: The re-destruction of the godmodder: Scratch must travel to an alternate universe, where he has to beat up a slightly different version of the godmodder. This new version has 10,000 health, is WAY better at blocking attacks, never takes more than 1 damage at a time, and hypnotizes any attempt at making an entity, no matter how long it was charged for. Scratch can only act once per turn, and every turn the godmodder unleashes an incredibly creative and painful attack. Three times. There are no other players backing Scratch up, and failure to beat the godmodder in 5,000 turns results in the fight starting over.
PART 16: ACT IV: The door of frustration: Scratch must open a locked door by standing in front of it for 1000 years. In the first second, he is assaulted by the frustration at waiting of playing IWBTG on Impossible mode, waiting for FE14 and more DHMIS, getting rejected by a girlfriend, trying REALLY HARD on a test and still failing, of having all his friends and family reject him, and of being forcibly stabbed through the head with a nail. Every single second, the feeling squares. Every second. Again and again. and there is no upper limit of frustration.
After 1000 years, Scratch finds out that the door was a double unlock, and he needs to go through the challenges of pain to get the key. He teleports out in a hurry for some reason. I guess he didn't want the treasure.
I look to the Broken Disc, from its unhappened plot, for inspiration (11).
I use a mere shard, and it slices reality and Spire (11).
I then preview Shard Of The Broken Disc && Diamond Sword (11).
I muse on the end of the world, shattered/broken (11).
Now to actually hit that smug puppet/puppeteer with something (11).
I activate my arrays in a specific pattern /^<\shatter/destroy^\|\>\ (11).
They fire pure oblivion energies at the \<|\></_at what?/\><_/ cueball (11).
Does anyone else hear this scratching noise />\<you summoned us/<\>/ (11)?
/->\<<\>/The Broken speaks/the end time is nigh/run away-/<\/// (11).
I pull out a ?Creation? Pen. Its fires are gray (11).
"Elevenfold Fracture" / the sword in my hand / embedded in Scratch (11).
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Pricey, for reference, i was able to charge 20 posts for Gamma (Mega Man 3's Final Boss) in the beginning to only get 40,000 HP. And UWM has 750,000 despite only being 2.5 times that. And SWEET CYBERJESUS AND KNUCKLES I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN SOMETHING MORE OP SINCE CHRIS-CHAN, AND HE'S BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE AN ALPHA GODMODDER!
I appear in front of Doc Scratch with my eyes crackling of pale energy and my mouth in a horribly twisted grin. All the stars on Three in the Morning have gone out, leaving the tuxedo black as double midnight. The pale fires in my eyes glow brighter, covering my whole head except for the mouth in pale flames. Suddenly multiple tentacles eject from my back, forming a shadowy aura of hands, thorns and tentacles around me. Six whispering mouths open around me, my own forming the seventh. The mouths open, speaking with the voice of dying universes:
The aura extends it's arms and tentacles, ripping and clawing Doc Scratch multiple times before fading into my shadow. The pale fire fades, the stars light up, and as the last of the nightmares is drawn back into my shadow, it opens a mouth and speaks directly to me:
You wield the weapon bearing my name. The weapon capable of crippling my equals. On this weapon, my fate is inscribed. Brother.
+2 to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
The Dicestaction: 12/30
The Third God: 15/50
Stellar Decad: 7/11
Bunsen's Decad: 4/11
Mineral Decad: 2/11
==Actions==
Bender gives Generic a stare.
"Fine."
Lothyra decides to unleash an attack she's been planning for a while. She pulls out the Orb of Supernova and the Elemental Decad. The Orb's luck powers will be necessary for this to work. It's lesser form (the Orb of Luck) once served a similar purpose. She first duplicates the Orb (so Generic won't steal it), then expends the duplicate and channels its energy into the Elemental Decad. Then she rolls it at Scratch. The luck powers activate, and the dice comes up:
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
An incredibly lucky roll.
Oh yes, but we're not done yet.
Bender looks at Scratch.
“Oh look. The great Psi-Godmodder is now down. I’ve got a lot of things to say to you.”
He gives him a death glare.
“So you think you can just barge into MY fight, kill MY avatar, and make ME, BENDER, have to go through a bunch of weird minigames just to kill you. Well you’re going to regret that, bozo!”
He looks away.
“You know what? I think my weapon’s name is getting old. I’ll change it.”
He then alchemizes Bender’s Gun & Name Tag.
“I’ve already thought of a new one, but I won’t reveal it yet. Just for dramatic effect.”
He turns back to Scratch.
“I’ve heard of what you did previously. Lothyra’s told me about your stupid fancy monologues, your “hee hee hee” and “hoo hoo hoo”s and your stupid “I’m so intelligent I’m so powerful I’m so important blah blah blah” crap. She told me about you killing the GM. She told me about you hijacking the story before and then making everyone go through the whole “MY MASTER IS ALREADY HERE TIME STUFF!” You know what? I’m sick of your crap. I’m sick of your cueball head and your fancy cueball everything. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE MAIN ANTI-GODMODDER IS?! IT’S ME, BENDER! AND YOU’RE JUST MESSING THINGS UP!”
He pulls out his gun.
“I think I’m going to reveal my weapon’s new name now. Hey Scratch!”
He points the gun at Scratch’s cueball head.
“Bite my Shiny Metal Ass.”
He pulls the trigger.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 90%
Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (9/11)
Abyssal Inferno 30/50 (Crystalized)
Scarlet Infinity 20/25 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
Without as much as another word, I activate the Squid's Ring. After a few moments, I wave my hand. A large amount of inky black energy trails behind it. I mutter something discrete to myself, and a large amount of ink bursts from the aura of the Ring, spilling into the Void. I deactivate the Ring, and mutter another phrase. The liquid ink is teleported directly in front of Crystal. This is what you asked for, am I correct? The finest ink.
I whip out the prestigious Thorns of Oglogoth. I would use some other weapon, but the other ones I have in mind are too low a level, and I'd like to deal as much damage as possible. As I hold the twin needlewands, an aura of grimdarkness slowly envelops both myself and the weapons I am utilizing. The shadow seems to blend in with the Void, to a marginal extent. My eyes slowly fade to a dead-looking white as a product of this. Eldritch magics course through the very lifeblood of reality at my behest. There is nobody who is safe. Nobody. A veritable Cheshire Cat Grin briefly graces my features, before it fades into my standard expression, a completely stoic one. I will at the very least attempt to not kill anybody on the side of the players, but I cannot assure you anything. Dark, shadow-infested eldritch sorcery begins to brew a myriad of completely incomprehensible things. The very shadows seen to be under my command. The Penumbra Phantasm is the tool of those who cannot manipulate shadows on their own. Of course, there is one major advantage to utilizing dark magic of such a caliber here. You cannot actually see the attacks coming at you. Well, unless you are an omniscient being, but I have remedies for that. Tentacular forms erupt from nothing, and begin to wildly writhe, striking any who near them, save their summoner. That summoner, in case it was not evident, is me. Maddened whispers pervade my mind even more so than they do already, speaking of elder knowledge in indecipherable languages. Eldritch magic courses through reality itself, ultimately pouring forth from a designated area, and arcing towards Scratch. I flick the Thorns. A bolt of pure shadow erupts from each tip of the twin wands, and accelerates towards Scratch rapidly. The eldritch magic and bolts of shadow collide with Scratch almost immediately. I stand deathly still for several moments, contemplating something. Suddenly, thousands of writhing, agonized tentacles burst from the chest of the mere puppet. Controlling the tentacles with my will, I attempt to cause as little damage to the head as possible. I made a deal, after all. Sorry, agreement. The tentacles writhe with unknowable energy, the vast majority of which seeps into Scratch, slowly killing him. Ancient magic rends Scratch's internal stuffing apart in precise ratios. I wouldn't want to remove all of the stuffing. The stuffing of a First Guardian is a valuable ingredient for thaumaturgical experimentation. I briefly considered just dissecting either you, Twin, or possibly Becquerel, but that is excessively dangerous. Besides, the screams that would be made as I made the initial incisions would probably rend my ears to paste, if I lacked proper protection. Meh. You wouldn't mind me taking one of your arms for knowledge, would you, Twin? I mean, if I could, I would almost definitely do it. Hah. I de-equip the Thorns.
~
Before I get into specifics, name your price.
Post I
I equip the Cue Billycock to swap hats with Doc Scratch. The Cue Billycock contains a Enderdrim Subatomic Bomb.
I then open Codex Brimstone and get ready to summon terrific nightmare beasts when I notice that the book's name plaque is falling off, revealing another name under it: C͜ǫ͝de̴͡x̶͡ ̢͘Te͘ń͡ȩ̀̕b̡r̸̶a̧t͢a̵̶. I walk up to The Renamer and rename the book.
Codex Brimstone >=Renamer=< Codex Tenebrata
Potion of Recovery 2/3
Wand || Torch
Doge 29/30Bearger 19/20H̶͞͞é̢́͜͝ ̶̢̨͟C͏͢͝o̷͝҉͡҉m̀ę͘͜s̵͏̵ 9/10Can the Apertured Psiisuit open a portal anywhere in the Depths or just at the other side of the Door?
I decide to use my kajius. null undefined slams the area near scratch. Flashxz runs through the crowd. mowing down enemies and badly poisoning them. undefined teleports up and pulls water from the very cells and blood of enemies directing it at that undefined -ing DISK> RAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my rage mode buffs Eryle,, Crystal cat and Guzta1. NOW GO KILL SCRATHCH!!!!!
BUFFS: permanent regeneration, EXTREME DAMAGE, COMPLETE MAGIC POWER ( looking at you Eryle), REALITY WARPING, UNLIMTED SUMMONS, BLOOD BEAMS, AND GIANT, GIANT GUNS
thankfully I get these buffs as well but any ways.
Attack: I DIRECT RAGE BLAST AFTER RAGE BLAST AT SCRATCH. I SHIPHONE HIS LIFE FORCE< ROB HIS MP, AND MAKE HIS DISK IMPLODE AND DEACTIVATE ACROSS SPACE AND TIME LEADING TO A DEAD SCRATCH RARRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Thankfully, I had the sense to let a clone of me do this. So yeah
I add Layer Eight to generic's OCTET MAYHEM.
I turn to Scratch. An aura of the familiar color Dark Orchid surrounds me. It's time for this stupid puppet to stop interfering with my life.
My Continuum Modus flashes several times. I captchalogue a bottle. (This better work right, you haven't seen the full extent of the Sylladex shenanigans I've had to endure.) The bottle glitches out and duplicates across spacetime. A version teleport.
Years in the past, but not many...
A glass bottle materializes in front of a young elf. An elf who is crying for a completely normal reason. Well, that depends on your definition of normal. Whoever this elf is, and whatever subtype of elf they are, the bottle collects their tears like some sadistic monster. If only that were the reason.
The event duplicates itself, but with weasels sneezing, hogs giving up slop, and clowns messily eating. The modus flashes once more and the bottle is returned. The purpose of the event is clear.
I take the Sacred Items and use OUROBOROS on Scratch.
no, i'm not from homestuck. i /\m from th/\t universe, though. it /\stonishes me how th/\t guy... "hussie"... m/\n/\ged to find out /\bout this /\ll.
Oh no
That's it. you killed my kajius. I say to scratch. prepare to die!!!! I shoot 70000000 bfg blasts at scratch grab his neck throttle him use hydro kinesis to rip all blood from his body. manipulate limbo/ the void to my will and make it turn against scratch. the fray is sustained by mechagodzilla! Who body slams scratch and then explodes. Garnet from steven universe then jumps in, beating him up with the other gems! they then explode. Skitter, from worm comes with an infinite supply of deadly insects from every dimension. The rest of the undersiders beat on him aswell. Then they explode back to their home dimensions. Finn and jake then stab scratch then explode back to their home. By now the fourth wall has holes in it And characters from every work offiction ever beat on scratch. This fray ends with a thousand magikarps splashing in his face! They then explode. IF this attack fails, I just shoot scratch with a undefined
Turn 2
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
and Suddenly the Ultimate Wily Machine was on the roll finding the Destination where i was
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) I do the near uncounterable 50 Sword and Axe Combo at Scratch and i was thinking of a Combat Operandi and i used the Barrier on myself to Counter Scratch's Attack that he's going to counter and i Preformed a Uncounterable 5X Mega Man style Charge Shots at Scratch
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 49/50 No need for Help anymore!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 50/50 His Reign of Blood oil and Metal has done Be Prepared for this! (On Approval)
Stats
Name: Ultimate Wily Machine (First Phase) Ultimate Wily Capsule (Second Phase) Both [AG] or might be a Boss AG? (Maybe or No it wont be)
HP 750000 Total (First phase 500000 HP) (Second phase (Ultimate Wily Capsule) 250000 HP)
Attack Power: EXTREME Not Overpowered
First Phase Attacks:
Mega Wily Beam: Fires a Massive Beam that can Deals up to 50000 Damage but has a cooldown of 5 turns
Wily Saw Storm: Shoots 5 Powerful saws dealing 5000 Damage each Deals up to 25000 Damage without Missing a target but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Wily Rocket Barrage: Fires lots of Rockets at the Enemy dealing up to 40000 Damage but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Charging Slam: Charges at the Enemy for 10000 Damage
Spawn Robots: can Summon a Random Robot from Megaman Series expect Bass Zero and the Robot Masters
Special: Turns into the Ultimate Wily Capsule after the Ultimate Wily Machine Dies
Second Phase Attacks: (Only used when the Ultimate Wily Machine dies)
Elemental Wily Spheres: Shoots the Elemental Spheres at the enemies to deal up to 20000 Damage and has a chance of Burning or Freezing or Withering or Poisoning or Paralyzing the Enemy after the Damage
Mega Wily Minigun: Shoots the highly spread Bullets at the Enemy for a randomized Damage from 5000 Damage to 100000 Damage but has a cooldown of 3 turns
Panic Wily Beam: can Shoot the Powerful Beam at the Enemy who deal lots of damage to him dealing up to 50000 Damage
Wily Sphere Spam: Shoots lots of Spheres at the Enemies for up to 100000 Damage and have a cooldown of 7 turns
Special: Spawns a Indestructible Fake Copy that lasts until the Real one dies that gives him a Really high Dodge/Fail Rate (50% Fail Rate)
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 2/9
Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Okaaaay. A few things...
1. I steal your orb for my Rave.
2. Oh my freaking God how do you expect anyone to take you seriously with a weapon named "Shiny Metal Ass," we couldn't even bring ourselves to FORCE that name on you. Seriously.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 7/50
More Runic Shielding 27/50
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 2/??
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 8/11 (Earth's Decad)
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 5/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-22, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Maniac: I FORCE CHOKE Scratch, then while he's stunned, I FORCE LIGHTNING him.
Midna: I whack Scratch with a pool cue.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Turn 3 (This will be my Final Post for Trial IV Maybe?)
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
then there is a army of Robot masters Enker II and his upgraded Mega man Killers New Bass and Nova Zero are going to the Void where i Was
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) Alright Scratch I had enough of your [REDACTED] and you are Going to [REDACTED] Die! and i hit you on the head with my Cue Spear leaving holes on your [REDACTED] Head and i am so [REDACTED] [REDACTED] right now if you Block my attack i will going to [REDACTED] Kill you and i am Pulling off a Million Hits that you Cannot Block and i am Firing the Super Mega Blast at you and i am GOING TO [REDACTED] KILL YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR [REDACTED] LIFE! I AM GOING TO SET YOU ON FIRE WITHER YOU POISON YOU AND I WILL [REDACTED] COVER MYSELF WITH SUPER [REDACTED] BEDROCK FOR MY MEGA ARMOR AND I SLAM YOUR [REDACTED] HEAD AGAINST THE [REDACTED] FLOOR IN 50 LIGHT SPEEDS!!! ARE YOU [REDACTED] KIDDING ME SCRATCH! YOU ARE GOING TO [REDACTED] DIE!!!!!!
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 50/50 The Entire Army is coming! (On Approval)
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 50/50 His Reign of Blood oil and Metal has done Be Prepared for this! (On Approval)
Stats
Name: Entire Robot Master army All of them are AG
HP: Maybe 250000? (Entire Army only)
Attack Power: Different attack power for the Robot masters and Wily's other Creations Maybe up to 100000 Damage?
Special: has Shot Powers from the Robot Master and has a Unique Name after death from Early Acts like Guts Man is Guts Man G or Shadow Man is Shadow Man Sha or Pharaoh Man is Pharaoh Man Pha etc. and have Different HP Damage Crit rate etc.
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 3/9
Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
/null
I'm calling it Shiny Metal Ass because the guys on the memo requested me to call it Shiny Metal Ass. I was just looking for the perfect opportunity to rename it. Also, I've edited my post so that I duplicated the Orb of Supernova.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 2/3
Ea Core 7/8
STAR Rifle 2/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 2/4.
I preview The Kill Screen || Eve Online Small Projectile Turret. (Cobalt, I hope you don't mind me swiping the idea of one of your alchemies.)
Continuing on from my last attack, I spin up the Interfaced Timewatch and give a command to the linked AI- get me as many opportunities to attack Scratch as possible. I begin flickering from time to time and place to place, charging and releasing lances of magic so quickly it seems as though all of them are being unleashed at once. Then, the Watch stops time around me. More accurately, it begins to constantly jump me to one specific time, giving me ample time to unleash a hail of magical bullets at Scratch that simply stop in the air as I release them. After approximately one thousand bullets have been cast, I allow the Watch to let time flow, and watch as the blasts slam into Scratch. Not enuff dakka, but a sizeable amount. If Scratch is dead or otherwise incapacitated, I instead target the orchid spire with blasts of pure kinetic force, no matter how ineffectual the attacks may prove. We do not want that thing to activate.
+2 to Erelye.
Wonderful, thank you. I pull out all seven candles and light them. A symbol in the fiery language of the Correspondence slowly forms itself from the combined flames of all seven, flickering with void, as though some force did not want it to be shown. Which some force does. The original Name of Mr. Eaten was never simply physically eradicated. I quickly sketch the symbol on a piece of paper, before warding the paper with spells of saving and protecting. I do not want this Name to fade before I can mark myself with it.
48/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
@Piono: I'm not getting into a big fat argument over this, as that technically didn't happen. Let us not get into the Ridiculous Sword Move that Never Was. Not worth the time nor the effort.
Act 1! +2 to Generic!
Drive: Big Gamble (35/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X2)
Drive: Doorrior (23/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity. To clarify: This stacks with previous dodge chance, but I have to have attacked the Entity recently. As in, at most, one turn ago.)
The Selfless (15/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 8/11)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 6/11)
"GORILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Everyone turns at me. I really don't say those kinds of things often, but the Black Gorilla Censor has never been more suitable. I'm holding my left eye, from which blood spews. Clearly that last attack hit somewhere where I REALLY didn't want it to. I really shouldn't have mentioned not wanting to replace the eye unless something came to force my hand on the issue. Sighing, I replace my Eye with the Magic English Eye, and quickly resolve to make it less..Flashy later. I then sigh again because clearly I'm starting to really resemble Vriska, Bec Noir, Psi and the Godmodder. Bluh bluh. Stupid Hamsteak, stupid evil godmodders.
I then recall Scratch and the spire. Scratch is now on the chopping block for some deading.
I will happily presume that our good friend Scratch here isn't dead, despite the high likely-hood that he is already dead from the (presumed) activation of the dual Rave. In case the Dual Rave hasn't happened yet I literally kick Generic for not overtly activating it and politely ask him to do so very soon. Or something similar to it. In any case, as I've got a Magic English Eye, I might as well fire some Magical English Energies into Scratch's face, right?...Nah, that's stupid. It's Scratch. I go for the tried-and-true and pull out the Eternal Caledfwlch, before expending the requisite Sacred Items to use Caledcrash on him, nuking him with the very creative energies he's seeking to exploit. After this, if Scratch is still alive, I summon the Godmodder's Tuba and kick it into Scratch for good measure-not without warning. "Yo, Richard! Scratch isn't Psi anymore! I think you may have a chance! Make him pay!" If Scratch is dead, I still summon the Godmodder's Tuba and kick it to the Tower, instead saying that Psi is dead and the Tower's another Plot-hijack attempt.
I yell at Split to do one of his specials while he has the chance, and also to try to use the Disc to make sure that Spire is dead: Make it extremely weak against Descendant Attack, make it fire the other way, make the First Block impenetrable, something, ANYTHING, as insurance that the Spire won't fire, because, you know, that would be just ridiculously awesome of him, the ridiculously awesome TwinSplitter.
+2 to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
The Dicestaction: 13/30
The Third God: 16/50
Stellar Decad: 8/11
Bunsen's Decad: 5/11
Mineral Decad: 3/11
==Actions==
Lothyra requests for Generic to alchemize Physics Textbook & Fluorite Decad. She then reads chapter 4 of Pesterchum 101.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I request bender to alchemize my reality glove and the pieces of the disk of mojang. "definitely not a plot" " deeeefinitley"
Okay, time for the next part of my practical joke! I start with a shot from Forge's Light for the damage bonus! Remember, someone followed the real map to the end, but it turns out that in order to unlock the door they need to do the ACTS OF AWESOME BRAVERY! Scratch will be today's joke recipient...
PART 13: ACT I: The activation of the anti-omniscience field: Scratch must get to a button, which, when pushed, disables his omniscience for as long as he is in the prank! The button is behind swinging barriers of spikes, more spikes, huge logs made of deathwood, lasers that shoot pain lasers, while also being lasers themselves, and finally, a tarp that traps Scratch in insanity due to Scratch's OCD. He must cross these all while walking on a 1 mm thick and wide bridge, that WILL break at periods, and if he falls, he must start over from the beginning. Oh, and he can't use his omniscience powers to help activate the field.
PART 14: ACT II: The reading and roasting of books: Scratch must read various really long books, and do nothing else. Any attempt to do something other than read the books will result in a quick slap to the face. Each time he tries to do something else, the hardness and quickness of the slap is squared, and there are lots of distractions around to make Scratch do that a lot. There are 1,000,000 books, all of varying levels of quality, with some being outright amazing. At the end, Scratch must not only remember the main storylines and content of all the books, he must give a roast of each book, citing real, genuine flaws, even in the books that pretty much had none. Failure to find at least 3 flaws in each story will result in Scratch being thrown into lava, and not being let out until he can think of flaws.
PART 15: ACT III: The re-destruction of the godmodder: Scratch must travel to an alternate universe, where he has to beat up a slightly different version of the godmodder. This new version has 10,000 health, is WAY better at blocking attacks, never takes more than 1 damage at a time, and hypnotizes any attempt at making an entity, no matter how long it was charged for. Scratch can only act once per turn, and every turn the godmodder unleashes an incredibly creative and painful attack. Three times. There are no other players backing Scratch up, and failure to beat the godmodder in 5,000 turns results in the fight starting over.
PART 16: ACT IV: The door of frustration: Scratch must open a locked door by standing in front of it for 1000 years. In the first second, he is assaulted by the frustration at waiting of playing IWBTG on Impossible mode, waiting for FE14 and more DHMIS, getting rejected by a girlfriend, trying REALLY HARD on a test and still failing, of having all his friends and family reject him, and of being forcibly stabbed through the head with a nail. Every single second, the feeling squares. Every second. Again and again. and there is no upper limit of frustration.
After 1000 years, Scratch finds out that the door was a double unlock, and he needs to go through the challenges of pain to get the key. He teleports out in a hurry for some reason. I guess he didn't want the treasure.
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I look to the Broken Disc, from its unhappened plot, for inspiration (11).
I use a mere shard, and it slices reality and Spire (11).
I then preview Shard Of The Broken Disc && Diamond Sword (11).
I muse on the end of the world, shattered/broken (11).
Now to actually hit that smug puppet/puppeteer with something (11).
I activate my arrays in a specific pattern /^<\shatter/destroy^\|\>\ (11).
They fire pure oblivion energies at the \<|\></_at what?/\><_/ cueball (11).
Does anyone else hear this scratching noise />\<you summoned us/<\>/ (11)?
/->\<<\>/The Broken speaks/the end time is nigh/run away-/<\/// (11).
I pull out a ?Creation? Pen. Its fires are gray (11).
"Elevenfold Fracture" / the sword in my hand / embedded in Scratch (11).
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Pricey, for reference, i was able to charge 20 posts for Gamma (Mega Man 3's Final Boss) in the beginning to only get 40,000 HP. And UWM has 750,000 despite only being 2.5 times that. And SWEET CYBERJESUS AND KNUCKLES I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN SOMETHING MORE OP SINCE CHRIS-CHAN, AND HE'S BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE AN ALPHA GODMODDER!
Post II
H̶̢e҉̸̵̀͝ ̴͢҉C̵̴̢͘͡ơ̵̕͟ḿ̷̢͢͠e͜͏̷̛s͏̴́ 10/10!
Whorp!
I appear in front of Doc Scratch with my eyes crackling of pale energy and my mouth in a horribly twisted grin. All the stars on Three in the Morning have gone out, leaving the tuxedo black as double midnight. The pale fires in my eyes glow brighter, covering my whole head except for the mouth in pale flames. Suddenly multiple tentacles eject from my back, forming a shadowy aura of hands, thorns and tentacles around me. Six whispering mouths open around me, my own forming the seventh. The mouths open, speaking with the voice of dying universes:
F̀̀r͟͞o͠҉͟͟m̧͜͞ ̵҉e҉̵v҉e̢̨͢͏͡r͠҉̴͘ỳ̵͘͞ ̀͘͠f̴͢ǫ̧́͟͝l̵̢d̶̴̀͡
̧́͢͞r̢͜͝į̨̛̛f̸͟t҉͏̕͘ ̷̡ţe̛͟͝͡àr̢ ͢͏̷̛i͝͝n̨
̨̀́͠͝s̵̵p̶̵a̵̢҉̵́c̵̀͢͠͏e̢҉̡̀͡ ̢̀͜á̵̵̸̛ǹ̸͟͜͟d̕͞
̨̧͞t̸̢̢̕͟i̡͜҉ḿ̢̡̀͜e̡̢̢̕͢ ҉̶̷̨͠ḩ̴́͜e͏̕͜҉̕
̧͘b̵̧͞l̸̵̴͡l̵̴̡͢e̷̴͘͞d̶̨̛́s̨̧͠ ̡̡i̶͘͟n̨͢t͘͘͡ò̸ ́͘o̕͠͞u͝͏̶̧r̨͘͞͡
͘͠r͜҉̨̛éa͟͏͡l̛҉̷i̷͡͝t̶̢i͏̢͡e̷͟͝s̷͝ ́̕͢t̷ḩ̷̀͢é͟҉̕͘ ̀͢͏̷d̨̧e̷̸̡͞a̴̛ḑ̷
́͜w̵̴͡͡o̸̸̢͠ŗ̴̶̧l̀d̶́ ̷̸t҉̨҉h̵̴̵͟e̷̡̕ ̶̴̕̕s͡͞͝i̷͞҉l̵̸e̷̸̢̨ń̴̛t̨͏̡
̛́̕͞ò̶͞ņ̢͏e̷̷͏͞ ͠h̡̧͝e̴͞ ̷҉̀c̷̶̕͞o̢͘͝m͝͞͠e͞͞s҉̷̴̡͞ ̸̕͜͟͝h͡e̸͘͠
̴̵̀͝i̵̢͜͞s̨̡͡ ̶̡a̸͏l͏̀͟r͞e͜͟a͜͏d̕͝y̛͜ ҉̸h́͜e̴̛͠͝r̸̴͘͞e҉̸̧͜
The aura extends it's arms and tentacles, ripping and clawing Doc Scratch multiple times before fading into my shadow. The pale fire fades, the stars light up, and as the last of the nightmares is drawn back into my shadow, it opens a mouth and speaks directly to me:
You wield the weapon bearing my name. The weapon capable of crippling my equals. On this weapon, my fate is inscribed. Brother.
Confused, I apply some Honey Poultice to my wounds.
Potion of Restoration Complete!
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Glowstone Dust °oO Potion of Honey
Wand || Torch 2/X
Doge 29/30Bearger 19/20This can be useful
10/14 Atlanta Meatshield
I execute ENGLISH on Doc Scratch. If, for any reason i can't, it will be BAROQUEBACK instead.
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No Joke
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.