The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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44/50 and 50/50 +2 to PaperShuriken because why not.
> Maybe if I have time, I'll attack the disk.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Violent | Sad | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
Command: Copy from... Scratch again!
Hey, Generic. Because its pointless to have all these shops when nobody buys anything, could I have some talons? As in, for a bird? I might want them for an upcoming summon that I might actually edit into this post. They can be about level 3 or 4, preferably somehow related to ash. As in, volcanic ash.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 202$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 20/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 6$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator 2/6
Splash Corruption Potion O0O Splash potion of frostbite = Splash Potion of Subzero 2/3
Wilson's ears fall and he almost slips under the water.
"oh... we're... not coming back?... I... I..."
Looking despondent, Wilson slowly climbs out of the pond and shakes himself off before sitting on the beach.
"I-... mayb-..." He studders before pausing. "I'm sorry. But... I... I don't think I can leave yet. I... I have to keep the store running... The... the war is ending... but I think there is still a while left. And... I feel that there are still some chances left for me on this server. Don't... don't worry about me. Blue said she would help me off of this world when the battle finally ends. I'll still be here, being my normally morally uptight self. I'm sorry... I wish you luck... I... I hope you don't think any less of me for this. I'd just pre-... prefer to... stay here..."
He looks down at the sand sheepishly. "s-s-... sorry..."
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I summon an easter egg around the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger
Wilson's Shop: $130
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 9/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 9/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 9/11
/ I tell Stan to kill every spider with elaborate bullet- time attacks and doges/
Kajius / 7-10
" Please tell me where my services could be of use. I mean, where is summoning giant possibly reality warping monsters to fight for you not good" I say to the anti-g.ms via telepathy.
My Action: I delete the Tuba plugin (the godmodder cannot stop me because he is in a tuba, and he actually wants this to succeed, and Scratch cannot stop this because he is not Owner rank), freeing the godmodder so he can back up Split against Scratch.
SCP Foundation Action: A interstellar distress beacon is produced (or activated, depending on whether the overseer council can find the right object in time or not). 1/3 Interstellar Beacon.
EXOS Action: EXOS somehow makes a Transdimensional Lightning Shield around the Owl Pendant.
SCP-2317 Action: As Godzilla is about to be finished off, nukes start falling. The nukes supercharge Godzilla, allowing godzilla to recover and get up. He then throws SCP-076-2 into the nearest nuke explosion, anhillating it. However, Godzilla is temporarilly blinded by a nuke flash, which is a brief effect but enough for SCP-173 to smash into Godzilla's throat again and stagger it before it can finish off SCP-2317.
Only the server owner can delete plugins, and you're not even in the server right now! This is the Void!
The lightning shield misses and strikes the Fourth Wall, causing images of thunderstorms to flash across its surface!
Maniac: I jump in the air. Power surges around me. Scratch looks up, wondering what I'm going to do. A dive kick? A laser? NOPE! I channel the essence of the internet, until I find the one, most powerful thing on the internet. A site which has millions of users, billions of videos, and trillions of views.
YouTube.
I gather all the energy of YouTube, and use it. A mech appears. The mech is literally 1000s of blocks tall, made and powered from YouTube itself. Looking at Scratch, it charges in and beats Scratch into submission. Using moves that represent every YouTube video ever made, it knocks Scratch unconscious. Then it picks up the DISK OF MOJANG, throws it in the air, then performs it's most powerful attack.
It dances Gangnam Style while punching and kicking the Disk of Mojang. After 3 minutes, the mech disappears.
(MY CREATIVITY IS BACK!)
Midna: I tell Split how many people are counting on him (millions), boosting his Red Sun Affinity.
Scratch points out there are plenty of YouTube videos showing how robots will ultimately rebel against their creators, starting the robot apocalypse! The mech turns on you and beats the pulp out of you instead of Scratch!
My logic regarding the ink and the Ashen Water is that bottles of any kind fit into brewing stands, whether they are mere water, or an immensely powerful regeneration potion. While the Dune Rotary Potion Mixer is not exactly a Brewing Stand, I made an assumption that it would function in the same manner. An assumption that was evidently incorrect.
This is going to be interesting. Quite interesting indeed. The destruction of an artifact of great power through the creativity of the masses. Truly an interesting endeavor. One that I have not experienced in full for months. I mutter to myself on some account, before pulling some sort of thick tome, weathered by time, out of the alchemical bag at my disposal. Alchemical bags are extremely useful, especially when one has the capacity to actually cast the spells necessary on them to make them into monolithic warehouses of pure, unadulterated storage of all sorts. Something metallic on the cover of the tome glints green and red from the light of the twin Discs as I open the book. It appears to be decades old, merely from the look of it. Perhaps three. Decades, that is. As I flip through the pages, I speak.
Split, does our... agreement still stand regarding what we do with this puppet's corpse? I certainly still want the headless body.
I continue to parse through the pages of the book, my eyes sweeping over each page as I pass it. I appear to be searching rather carefully for some sort of informational text, likely regarding the destruction of the Disc. Whilst I doubt I shall be able to eradicate the thing, I can certainly attempt to do so. Finally, I stop flipping the worn pages of the book. The two pages currently privy to the rest of existence are rather odd-looking. The first page contains absolutely nothing, at least to the visible eye. The second page is full to bursting. There is an ink drawing of what appears to be a disc, surrounded in runes. The rest of the page is wholly devoted to text. My eyes quickly move downwards as I examine the page in its entirety, including the peculiar runic inscriptions. I proceed to nod absentmindedly. I look back up, towards Scratch. Then, I begin to speak. Of course, I have a backup. In the event that Scratch sees it fit to burn a hole through my vocal chords, or something of the sort, I will telepathically speak this and any other incantations this turn.
Finis ivisset. Discus erit adnihilata, et cum eo divinitatis consignavit. Infinitum scindetur, scilicet caelorum, rupta tempus, spatium, tempus valide. Finis enim prope est. Hoc secundum patiere crimina.
Nothing occurs. Yet, that is.
~
I wait patiently, staring up at the red above, and the destruction. He shall come, unless I am mistaken in my knowledge. I would think not, considering my sources, and my intent.
Split grins.
Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Scratch, who knows that the initial incantation will only lead to something greater, uses the Disc of Mojang's power to render all magical attacks against it completely null, a plethora of anti-magic shields materializing around it!
As you watch, the red hues across the sky intensify at exceeding speeds, and the rumbling grows in force until you can barely stand! A piercing shriek zooms across the sky, an object apparently traveling through it at massive speeds. Suddenly, all the noises stop, the object coming to a grinding halt. The clouds are driven away by the object's entry, and the roof is blown off of Grayhold, a jagged hole being created, stretching across its labyrinthine interior.
The thing creating the piercing lights is revealed: it is a triangular formation of rock that you can barely see hovering in the sky. The object quickly descends, the clouds following along with it, trailing down like a vortex. Red fire and light still cling to the object as it makes its way through Grayhold and to the floor you are on. The object ultimately comes to a stop, hovering over the circle of candles you made. Limbo's fluctuating and vacillating timestream suddenly ceases to exist as the object does so. Every object stops moving, and the red lights grow monochrome.
The triangular rock begins to glow immensely hot, its surface melting into lava and dripping down onto the floor, eating through its surface. As the rock melts away, a shape is revealed, entombed inside: another triangle. This one is flat and looks less like an object and more like a hole in space; the stars shining through its surface. Suddenly, two hemispheres appear next to the triangle, one red and one blue. Ejecting large amounts of energy, the two travel towards each other and snap together, creating a red/blue aura around the triangle that eventually merges into a singular orchid body for the triangle to inhabit. The newly formed sphere dulls to a white/black symbol, and cacophonous laughter sounds throughout the entire chamber.
As the laughter emanates across you, a bowtie, hat, and limbs form on the triangle, a cane emerging from hammerspace and finding itself in the demon's left hand. Through ancient means and incorrigible intent, you have summoned Bill Cipher. Again. He surveys Limbo with his leering gaze.
0H MAN, L1MB0! 1T'S G00D T0 BE BACK, 1'VE G0TTA TELL Y0U! N0W WH0... 0H! BR0KEN G0GGLES, 1 SEE. Y0U SUMM0NED ME HERE AGA1N F0R S0ME REAS0N. Y0U KN0W, AFTER Y0UR SQUAD ENDED UP HEAL1NG MY EYE, 1 SAW A D1ST1NCT GL1NT 1N Y0UR EYES THAT SUGGESTED Y0U'D WANT T0 STR1KE UP A DEAL W1TH ME... S0 WHAT'LL 1T BE, HUH? MAKE AN 0FFER.
Woo, destroy the disk! I decide to take out the Infinity Gauntlet and try incredibly hard to destroy the disk. This predictably fails, as does my attempt to use all 11,000 elements at once on it. I then take out a Delicious Fruit and toss it at Scratch and the Disk, since I'm pretty sure he can't prepare it before it hits him. I then toss 11,000 Delicious Fruits each imbued with the power of one of the 11,000 elements.
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 1/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-34, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Scratch takes the Infinity Gauntlet's dubious Realism Meter and slides it down to the very Fake end of the Meter, so that it doesn't exist. He does this because it's never been made one hundred percent clear that the Gauntlet is even a real thing! he then counters the Delicious Fruits with the only obstacle more common than them: spikes!
Reality Majjyyks && Delicious Fruit = Cherry Big Bang Bomb (Level 10: 1/11)
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 1/4
I summon up a massive machine. The gears are turning, the pipes wheezing, the vats churning. I pour a bucket of... snow? - it looks almost like snow, though it has a distinct smell - THEY DROWNED ME IN THEIR SORROW, THEY CHOKED ME WITH THEIR BETRAYAL - into a convenient hopper. The machine works, and with a *Ping!* out comes a small bottle of bluish ceramic, marked with a symbol of a weeping eye. As I touch it, I begin to weep myself from the sheer sorrow of the concentrated liquid within. I quickly cast a reversal spell on the bottle, transfiguring it into an essence of happiness and joy. I summon a tiny replica of the Red Sun and drop it into the bottle, causing it to slowly absorb the sheer power stored within- power which holds the potential to utterly erase a single soul from the universe -and eventually swirl the bottle around, a red radiance glowing from within and the sign on the bottle having changed to a crimson symbol of Light, with the bottom ray changed into a large teardrop. "Tears of a Sun. Not bad, for a few minutes in work and one bucket of lacre. THE HATED ESSENCE ...Is anyone else hearing this? This hunger is overtaking me. Which is weird, since this game would normally mean we don't need food. If anyone notices something wrong with me, or hears me say something I didn't say, tell me, okay? I feel like I'm being influenced by something. Something bad, and hungry." Anyway, I toss the Tears of a Sun over to Split, who drinks them, raising his affinity from the sheer power contained in the bottle.
I walk up to the Disc of Mojang in Scratch's hands and insult it mercilessly. Its mother was a CD and its father smelt of burnt plastic. Its grooves look stupid and its music sounds.. amazing, actually, but that's irrelevant. And it's held by the most insufferable plush-stuffed rump in all of this canonical setting. If the sheer burns fail to incapacitate it, I HUNGER and chomp it to bits and eat it. Oh, there it was again! I didn't realize a simple charge would have so many roleplaying and story elements. Shut up, you, I'll write this however I want. Now,
I summon up a massive shield of pure hunger around the Owl Effigy, drawing from all the hunger I seem to have in me. N o o o o . . .
Well, it seems that's gotten rid of whatever force's been plaguing me for now. But I can feel it'll soon return, and stronger. I'll just try to control it when it inevitably takes me over. Hopefully I can at least direct it.
+2 to Erelye.
the well, the coins. Here, the candle, cherish it and use it to bring me to you. For revenge, for the snuffing of lights, for the drowning.
*You have gained St. Cerise's Candle.*
St. Cerise's Candle- I hope you're proud of yourself.
Yes, be proud. Be ignorant of what is to come.
Gutza comes up and hands me two candles he found somewhere. I recognize them as St. Destin's Candle and St. Erzulie's Candle, and store them away. Closer to the Name.
44/49 (+2 from Gutza)
25/25 (+1 Erelye, +1 Pit.) Saving for later- I'm using this for something.
+7% Affinity!
In actuality, the Disc's parents are the forces of creation itself, shaped together by Notch to make a construct so immensely powerful that it had to be sealed away in Mojang's own gauntlet to prevent misuse. The Disc therefore is not harmed by your burns since they are not true. The Disc then electrifies itself when you try to eat it; you take 5 damage!
Looks like it's time to do the thing. The cool thing that nobody could expect. I unleash the deadly art o-
TMO POWER!
...Okay, you do whatever it is you're doing with that Leaf Shield. I'm not gonna judge. No, i don't think you're supposed to spam it like that. No. Be more creative.
Ubzulla?
Okay, now this is getting slightly annoying. Please just go back home.
No.
Okay, well why no-
TOADMAN ORB OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
...Oh, that giant orb that just hit the Disk of Mojang that came out of Toad Man for whatever reason. ...Eh...What just happened?
Scratch uses the Disc of Mojang and creates a Poltergust 10000 that specializes in sucking up spherical objects.
I gather all copies of 11 known to exist. Including the first recording, the original Broken Disc.
"Everyman, now is your chance. Merge these broken discs with the eight-ball head's disc. Now. It is critical to the survival of this multiverse."
SH-/A^TT><e^vr< p="">
If that works, I appear, coming back from the future with Split's copy of the Disc, which I stole with TIME SHENANIGANS and an Improbability Device.
"Disc of Mojang, give me sufficient understanding of the device on the First Block and its purpose that I know the correct choice to make for a continued Alpha Timeline regarding whether to destroy it or not. If its function is such that I would want to destroy it, even if that dooms the timeline, edit the Alpha Timeline such that the Alpha Timeline ends with the best net result as selected by the Anti-Godmodder and Neutral Players, by a majority vote with ranking (assign each choice a rank, the first choice is the first vote, but if that choice doesn't garner enough votes move to one's second choice, and so on until there are two remaining), from around five general choices after which optimization will be done automatically to produce the best net outcome."
To interfere with such a potent conduit of creativity, the Everyman's Creativity stat would need to be maxed out!
I use ARMISTYX, get yet another ARMISTYX, then set my sights upon the Disc of Mojang. Thinking quickly, I construct a giant wooden battle platform, and stand upon it. And then, I manipulate the wooden platform, causing thousands of giant cannons, laser-type weapons and machine guns to appear upon it!
They all fire upon the Disc of Mojang, but naturally, Scratch will block this. While the cannons fire, with additional guns at various angles to ensure that Scratch needs to stay on the defense, I switch the ARMISTYX into GIANT DRILL SCYTHE MODE and dig beneath the earth. I then pop-up beneath the disc (naturally having it a good height above me), and plant several tons of TNT beneath it, and plat wood ontop of said TNT. I light the TNT with a switch, and take cover.
Thousands of wooden planks are shot into the air, all taking up positions around the Disk. Manipulating wood once again, I change the shapes of the wooden planks, causing thousands of wooden spears to assault the Disc of Mojang from all angles, pushing Scratch to his limits.
While this is all going on, I switch the ARMISTYX to BACKLASH SCYTHE MODE (backlash: gun with extremely high recoil), and use the recoil of the gun to shoot me into the air towards Scratch. As I fly towards him, I switch the ARMISTYX into MAGIC CARPET SCYTHE MODE, and begin flying around on it, taking caution to sweve around my own barrage.
I pull out the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, and attack Scratch with it, attempting to make attempts at destroying the disk every once in awhile. Hopefully, with me and my wooden machines on the offensive, something will slip through.
...right?
=LIMBO=
Eastward, ho! I make the to have THE OTHER SIDE on stand-by in-case of monsters as per normal, and I place torches at 8-block intervals to keep everything well lit.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will preform extra-special red-based rituals with the Voices to attempt to raise Split's affinity!
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMISTYX
You expend 1 Elf Tear, 3 Hog Slop, and 2 Pie Filling.
You gain the Armistyx!
The entire attack fails because there is no earth to dig into; you're floating in the Void! Sure, you made that wooden platform, but that thing's thin and it'll snap right in half if you try to dig through it! Therefore, Scratch uses the Disc of Mojang to create a shadow clone of Little Mac that K.O. Punches you out of the arena, dealing 10 damage to you!
You move across the east hall until you hear sounds coming from up ahead...
Bunsen's Decad (doing this instead of Mineral Decad for now): 2/11
==Actions==
Lothyra observes the strife.
"Well now, it appears that it is the proper time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. INITIATE EPIC ATTACK OF LUDICROUS AWESOMENESS!"
She then begins by reaching into her inventory and pulling out every antimatter weapon she's ever alchemizes. She puts the all in a line, points them at the Disk of Mojang, and pulls all the triggers. All of them. A titanic barrage of mostly 0.001 gram antimatter bullets emerge from the guns and collides into the Disk. Immediately the code that makes up the Disk annihilates with the antimatter, converting it into a massive amount of gamma rays, which spread out in a giant explosion. She then pulls out the Two Thousand Decad (Scranton Reality Cannon & Fluorite Decad) and rolls it at the Disk. It's effect sucks up some of the Disk's reality warping energies. Meanwhile Bender has been gathering sacred items, but now he joins the brawl steps into the chaos! He then pulls out an old, battered guitar. He starts singing a folk song about a heroic robot and his evil adversary, a powerful disk. The disk blocked many of his attacks until it got rammed by a relativistic space train. Then it could be more easily exposed to more attacks. But that's just a story, right? It couldn't actually come to life unless Bender was still plugged into that 3D-printer back in New New York. Oh wait. He still is. Cue the relativistic space train crashing into the Disk (that's actually a reference to a Futurama episode named 40% Leadbelly). Lothyra then decides she needs some more firepower. She uses the sacred items that Bender gathered to use UU Ultimatum. UU Prime appears, guns deployed. He looks like he's about to open fire when he reaches back and pulls something out. It's the... no! It can't be! It's the... MY GOD... it's the Matrix of Leadership! It glows with a sliver light. He inserts it into his sword and raises it skyward. Suddenly, out of the Void emerges a legion of transformers. Both Autobots and Decepticons are present, united by the threat of the Psi-Godmodder. They then proceed to attack the Disk by doing an indescribably epic action sequence that makes Michael Bay's look like kids playing on a playground that involves a cobra, a miniature planetoid, lots and lots of lasers, a shoebox, Meagan Fox, a WWII Spitfire, some loser, and ends with the Fallen draining an entire duplicate of the Sun with the device hidden in the Pyramids of Giza and firing the energon all at once at the Disk. The army of transformers then leave, having served their purpose. Bender meanwhile, is standing awkwardly with his battered guitar.
"AWW SCREW THIS PIECE OF CRAP!"
He then throws the guitar on the ground, breaking it. Bender then withdraws his REAL guitar, [REDACTED]slayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.
Wrought from the sliver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Bender can hear, but no one can share.
Bender swings the guitar at the Disk of Mojang. He then saw how little it does. Bender vomits steam and summons a great meteor from the Void to smash into the battlefield (in Minecraft) and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appears. It's Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Bender from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon.
"Bender, you must rock the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out."
Bender channels his rage through [REDACTED]slayer. The angel blood boils as he summons the great meteor, encased with the blood of the tiny [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]lings in Minecraft, leaps on to it, and flies to the Homestuck troll's session with the sheer power of his rock solo. He encases the entire meteor in a wreath of holy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]fire and flies through LOQAM (Aradia's planet), killing the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of it (hey the Godmodder's just going to regenerate them anyway in DTG: MSPA Edition). Then he sends LOQAM's carcass into LOSAZ (Tarvos's planet), killing the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of it and making every consort's [DATA EXPUNGED] in that Incisphere explode, and inside every [DATA EXPUNGED] a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice. Bender then does fly his meteor through the Void, punching horrorterrors in half with his metal fists encased in [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]fire and throwing their eldrich hearts into the past with retcon powers where they enslave troll caveman on Alternia so that history changes and there are now grimdark troll cavemen on Alternia. Finally, Bender returns from his journey and channels the So-Bad-It's-Good hilariousness and juvenile awesomeness of the previous paragraph into a giant laser made of explosions using [REDACTED]slayer, which hits the Disk of Mojang. Sadly, [REDACTED]slayer breaks from the eldrich energies that are unleashed. Lothyra watches all the chaos, then makes one revelation.
"THE EPIC ATTACKS WERE A DISTACTION!"
For you see, while all of that was going on, she had set the Scranton Science Gun to constantly absorb the Disk of Mojang's reality warping energies and shoot them back at it, then absorb the shot again to create an infinite loop. She then had encased both the Disk of Mojang and the Scranton Science Gun with SCP-155's time accelerator and an infinite battery from Universal Electricity, and it had been making the loop repeat itself faster and faster for a while . Just to be sure, she had also encased the setup in a Somebody Else's Problem fields so that no one would notice it. The shots from the Scranton Science Gun are now a straight line because of the time acceleration. She checks the time since activation. 8 minutes and 10 seconds. The beam of light glows more and more intensely, ultimately almost blinding everyone with the power. Then... 8 minutes and 15 seconds. The time accelerator has now reached infinity. The entire setup explodes, disabling all of the fields. The Disk of Mojang had been exposed to an eternity of being blasted. Results are predictable. And with that,
DETECTIVE
Scratch turns the Disc of Mojang paper-thin, causing all of the bullets to zip right past it and explode across the Void! His hand then cycles to the 4-Ball, making him incredibly lucky and causing your decad to roll extremely unfavorably for you! The attack backfires and you take 5 damage. The relativistic space train goes so fast that, before it leaves New New York, it turns the air into incandescent plasma and explodes in an insane firestorm!
+3 to all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => UU ULTIMATUM
You expend 3 Pie Filling and 7 Elf Tears.
UU Prime and his legion of Transformers are quickly extinguished by the interplanetary might of Unicron, who was just summoned by Scratch. They all get sucked up and then Scratch shrinks Unicron down to the size of a pool ball, storing it in hammerspace.
Your fellow players then gang up on Bender and deactivate him before he destroys the entire Battlefield, causing his entire epic attack to be rendered null and giving Scratch ample time to use his 4-Ball arm to cause the Scranton Science Gun to jam and fail to absorb the Disc's power! Results are predictable. And with that,
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again- total stock 4.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 2/4
I once again draw out a deck of cards from my storage pocket. This time, however, I pull the card of 'Green Sun's Zenith'. I invert the card, placing it upside down as if to reverse its meaning, then pull out other cards, different ones. The Star, the Sun, the Magician. The Star and the Sun I place on each side of the inverted Zenith, the Magician above. I set a Miniature Red Sun above the whole thing, and allow its energies to permeate the ritual before I store it away again and draw some magic from myself, channeling it into the arrangement of cards and forming a magical circle around the whole setup. The Green Sun's Zenith's colors themselves invert, becoming red, as a bolt of ruby power leaps from it and into the triangle formed by the other three cards. Power, purpose, and direction combine and send the strengthened bolt rocketing toward Split.
I temporarily twist out of established consensus reality for a seco--
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--nd and come back behind the Disc of Mojang in Scratch's hands with Crystallum charged and already unleashing a bolt of virulently purple energies in the direction of the green-crackling record. The bolt then transforms into doves, which then transform into pool balls, which crack and release little twittering winged cherubs made entirely of octarine-colored felt. (The Cupid kind, not the Homestuck kind.) The cherubs open their tiny baby mouths and fire a stream of beautiful roses, raindrops, and kitten whiskers at the Disc, covering it in pollen and scratching it up enough that it cannot be played- and thus loses all of its power.
+2 to Gutza.
now you venture into uncharted territory. that which has not been chronicled by the chroniclers of existence. I will give you what aid I can, to find my Name. Come to the well on the island, fast and meditate there. The candle will come to you as I draw closer to you.
*You have gained St. Forthigan's Candle- ______________*
45/49
+7% Affinity!
Scratch and the Disc quickly teleport away from the cherubic onslaught as he uses the Disc to summon up a pair of wands completely forged from shadow! He fires them and twin spires of grimdark energy lash out from the wands, completely counteracting the beautiful roses and other assorted items!
I pause momentarily after completing my previous incantation last post. Of course, if my last post was nullified in a similar manner to what would usually occur in a duel against a godmodder, I continue nonetheless, though I would hope it was not, considering it literally did nothing against the Disc, and was of no direct offense against Scratch. Regardless, I flip the page of the book swiftly thereafter, quickly examining the words. I clear my throat discretely, before looking up once more. My words seem rather small and insignificant compared to the regular potency of the very words in my incantations. By comparison, this statement seems to be some sort of fool's act; one might even say I know not what I am doing. Would they be correct? Would they not? That is certainly the question, isn't it.
Non patiar ad perniciem, vel saltem frangat, pervideo tui Deus. Haec adeo ego illi moliri. Iam factum est.
I remove one hand from the mysterious book, and slip it into my robes, or possibly my tuxedorobes, depending on whether or not Erelye's Tuxedo is still equipped. A tuxedo might be slightly cooler, but that is of no consequence whatsoever. When I remove my bony arm from the robes/tuxedorobes once more, the Hazel Wand slips out as well, within my grasp. Book in one hand, wand in the other, I continue to stare at Scratch, and more importantly, his Disc. I stand still for several moments, contemplating something deeply. A frown slowly overcomes my usually stoic features. It appears to be composed of either anger, or cold calculation. I'd expect you to know me well enough to tell which one it is, or which one I'm implying it is, at the very least. I speak once more, this time not glancing at the book in any way whatsoever.
I lúmenna tulná. Illi ahyuva.
A slow hum becomes evident. If at all possible, cracks form on the Disc, though this was not my intention. Yet, that is.
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Elsewhere, quite some distance away, something activates. Perhaps I should elaborate in a more traditional manner.
Grayhold Citadel, Level B19, 00:20
In a chamber sealed, warded, and triple-locked quite a long time prior to this occurrence, something stirs. This room is approximately twenty-nine floors above the level directly on the edge of the Void, unsupported by bedrock in its entirety. Within the room, it is rather evident what is occurring. The only source of light in the chamber is a dim, damaged redstone lamp of minimal efficiency, hanging from dark gray chains attached firmly to the ceiling. It illuminates a scene of some oddity. The vast majority of the room, barring a small walkway around the central object, is filled by a monolithic construct of maddened design. It appears to be the raving construct of some highly insane person, likely one with the knowledge to create it, and the idiocy to do so. That idiotic fool is me, obviously. The device is roughly thirty-three meters in diameter, and composed (at the very least, in the surface) of Voidmetal. This metal is severely underestimated, I think. Do you know how expensive it is? Under my reckoning, it is worth well over three times the amount of money a cubic meter of bedrock is, but that's likely due to the fact that it is in excess, considering Grayhold is one of the few powers capable of constructing devices capable of shattering bedrock in any way, shape, or form. The device whirs to live, an event directly coinciding with my previous statement. Illi ahyuva indeed. Eldritch mechanisms immediately begin spinning, twisting around a large chunk of some large central core. The core appears to be a... vial of ink, attached to both the top and the bottom of the device via the medium of heavily-plated Voidmetal containment apparatus. After several moments of whirring and motion, four long, thin tubes slide out of the four corners of the device, out of four precisely-formed Voidmetal alcoves. The liquid in the tubes is inky black, but does not appear to have the average composition of ink. The sound of humming obscures the whirring within moments. Slowly, the central ink in the vial changes color, transforming into a deep purple. A faint amethyst aura is exuded from the central ink vial. Bubbles of some sort of deep amethyst liquid flow into the four side-tubes in frequent quantities. Liquid Vis. The stuff of thaumaturges. Within six minutes, the four tubes are filled with Vis. They immediately slide back into the device with a click, plates of quicksilver-coated Voidmetal sliding over them. The eldritch mechanisms begin to spin excessively swiftly. Slowly, the violet ink in the center fades. A crack appears on the surface of the central vial, glowing violet. The ink is gone. This will be quite the device, assuming all goes well.
Alchemies
Time to make some SCP weapons:
Die Waffe && SCP-410 Specimen && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (1/?)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (1/11?)
And this too:
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (1/11?)
Action
I summon an army of Original Characters, all of which are Parody Sues with disk-smashing and ONLY disk-smashing powers with no other powers available. They get to work on destroying the Disc of Mojang with their reality warping powers. An "ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEEL" with a name longer than the full chemical name of titin appears and fires an "supar kawaii desu beem" of "magical gurl powahz" that unleashes "all 419249230535897340523489523405834590234578 elements of disk-smashing" and uses them to attack the Disc of Mojang! Another OC named Peridot Floccinaucinihilipilification Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis appears and uses her magical powers of disk-smashing to smash the Disc of Mojang! More OCs flood the area until 47,000,000 of them appear and use their combined "super awsum powaz" to "totally pwn" the Disc of Mojang, "DESTROING IT COMPLETLY AND IT WILL NEVAR COME BAK!!!!!!". They then get wiped from existence by a magical wave of anti-Mary-Sueness. If they get brainwashed, the wave wipes them out instantly.
Scratch combats the Parody Sues with the ultimate power of actually good and thought-out depictions of characters in fanfiction! The power of good art triumphs over all trolls, which are washed away in a cleansing tide of emerald fire.
Almost perfunctorily, I launch several thousand homing micronuclear missiles at the Disc!
Assuming that did nothing good, I immediately change tactics, launching a time-traveling N2 Mine to the position the Disc occupied two seconds ago.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Enormous charged attack OF DOOM IN SPACE! 1/50
Planet shattering charged attack! 1/50
Scratch creates a decoy Disc and throws that through the Void like a frisbee; the missiles follow it right to you and detonate, dealing 5 damage and preventing your other attack from working!
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Yes! we took down the Silk! so one more and thats it THE DISC OF MOJANG Scratch has if they destroyed it the World is saved but if you didn't Destroy Scratch's Disc or Split's Disc This will be the end of the world
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End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Spider's Den Arc) The End Back to the Void Arc
(Void Arc) I gave up and i voted the PPC Members and i pulled a really powerful Touhou Spellcard and i used it to Attack Scratch's Disc
(Wilson's Shop) ERROR! CANNOT ENTER THE SHOP!
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 45/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 46/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Here are the Stats it is a [AG] it has 3 copies has 7500 HP each deals 1500 damage each and can use the skill called Fire Breath it deals 3000 fire damage each and has a 3 turn cooldown has a special which blows itself up after being killed damaging the enemies for heavy damage not the godmodder seriously?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 2/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 2/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 2/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth (If i finally entered his shop) : $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
You've activated Scratch's trap card! He locks you in a regenerative bedrock cage before you use the attack.
This is it. I bounce to the top of the universe, land on the moon, teleport to Saturn, and run loops on it 250 times until it gets 5 more rings; of fire. I sell it to Sega before I move off to the next planet. Mars. I pound the planet 500 times until it shatters. Inside its core I find the legendary item: The Pink Tail. I exchange it for Adamant Armor. I equip it. I then take the shards from Mars and forge it into Hell's Hammer. I move onto the next planet. Mercury. I shoot a laser through it, piercing it like a energy beam styled shish kabob. I then absorb its energy, glowing eyes unleashed. I unleash all my power into the empty space around me, lighting up the sky from the battlefield. I throw its beam around every planet, piercing every single one, excluding the destroyed Mars. I head off to the moon and do a upper sky smash on it, knocking it extremely fast into space. I make holes on it with my Barbed Gauntlets to hold on, and grab very tightly as it goes faster then light. I jump off as it crashes into the sun, not even affecting the sun at all. I combine my Adamant Armor and the Hell's Hammer into the Harvester. I zillyfie it and make it the Harvester of Zillypureness. I unleash all my power, and quickly dive up. I count down. "1.......2.........3." I go flying down into the sun with the mighty weapon and cut the sun into two. It supernovas and crashes into every planet, before becoming one giant ball of death. I muster all of my remaining power, and grab the giant ball. "Here Scratch, THIS IS FOR YOU!" I hurl it onto the battlefield, right onto the disc. Kaboom.
*Wow that was a big post for me.
**Also, this probably would work, cause Rule of Cool. Rool of Cool explains the one turn alechimies
The Void is the gap in between universes, it's not strictly a universe! And you're not even in Universe C, which is where the Solar System is located! Based on this complete geographical meltdown, the attack fails.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Wily is watching the Heroes fighting over the Disc of Mojang
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End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Spider's Den Arc) The End Back to the Void Arc
(Void Arc) I equip the Barbatos Ring to become the Power of Barbatos Goetia and i used the Powerful Axe combos at the Disc with my Mystic arte NO ITEMS EVER! with my Shredder and i Preformed ELECTRIC GUITAR POWER with my Shredder to buff up my Party and Trying to Damage the Disc and all my power escaped goes to Split's Affinity and Everyman's Creativity
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 46/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 47/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 3/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 3/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 3/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Scratch takes the HHHH from Maniac and counterattacks all your axe combos! You lack an electric guitar power attack anyway.
engie: I'm sorry engie, I can't do that. If I have to give the reason why, you are much stupider than you look.
No other requests were received this round
2/11 for the town-painter
Battlefield: (serpent, talist, I'd like to hurry this up as much as possible, we need to have left by Trial 2 if at all possible.)
There is a whirring sound that comes from off in the distance, The Bus, from Agents of Shield, to anyone who would be able to recognize a specific plane. But it has been heavily renovated, retrofitted with technomantic engines, a good deal of weaponry, as well as made larger.
The plane lands a short distance away from Wilson's shop.
Alchemies
Time to make some SCP weapons:
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (2/?)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (2/11?)
And this too:
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (2/11?)
Action: Shield
I shield the Owl with a wall of pure originality and a wall of pure unoriginality.
If I am dead, I respawn.
The two cancel each other out and nullify into nothingness!
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again- total stock 5.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 3/4
I preview the description of the STAR Rifle, then preview the name and description of STAR Rifle || EvE Online Small Laser Turret. (Looks like this)
I begin floating in the air (more so than before) and utter a spell, pulling out a Miniature Red Sun as the focus. My body flickers between images of the Red Sun before temporarily becoming a hole in space to the Sun, a lick of red plasma washing out and hitting Split.
I pull out a golden apple, take a bite out of it, and invoke the power of High Weirdness. A guy named Hugh appears from nowhere and walks up to the Disc of Mojang held by Scratch, before leaning down and giving it a big, sloppy kiss.
+2 to Erelye.
No. How have you even gotten this far? I will not help you now.
*You have gained St. Gawain's Candle- You will never attain this candle, and even if you did, you would lose the very head from your shoulders.*
46/49
STAR RIFLE: A large and bulky rifle forged from the metal of starships. It fires concentrated bursts of telekinetic power.
STAR Rifle || EVE Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret (Level 7)
+2% Affinity!
The Disc of Mojang telekinetically seizes Hugh's tongue and rips it out of his mouth. Everyone looks away, except the select few who are somehow entranced by gore.
I honestly have no idea what to do after that previous attack. Hmm. Lothyra reads chapter 4 of Pesterchum 101. How hard can that be to write? It's just about colors, after all.
I don't have much time to write this... It's like 10:00 where I am. Try again next turn.
I DECIDE.NOT TO USE. THIS FONT. TO DIFFERENTIATE MYSELF. FOR NOW. BECAUSE. I CAN'T TYPE. ALL MY CREATIVE ATTACKS. LIKE THIS. WAY TOO SLOW.
I bring Scratch a calendar, and point out for him an upcoming date. That's right, 4/13! Scratch begins to fondly remember the universe of his home, the Homestuck universe! He gets caught up in all the hype for 4/13 and doesn't notice the actual physical hype train rushing at him, which promptly runs him over and crushes the disc.
/\ll right. let's go. Astria climbs onto the plane.
The hype train meets a similar fate to the relativistic space train's.
I take out a health kit from Left 4 Dead 2 and patch myself up. It's too wasteful to have to myself, so I share what's left with someone who's in need.
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Read the Action below
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 6 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) I've finally did it I've gained the full power of the Spirits and i turned into my SPIRIT FORM! and my wings flaps and my Armor is made of 100x Adamant Power and 100x Bedrock Power and i got the Dual 5-Shooter Crossbows and i Fired the [REDACTED] out against Scratch's Disc with my Arrows made of Magic Indestructium like in Danmaku games and i got the Ultimate Shredder (25X stronger than the Shredder Axe) and the Soul Slayer (25x Stronger than the Steel Diamond Katana) and i Slash Scratch's Disc in 500x faster than the Speed of light and however i see some Shatters on Scratch's Disc and i used ULTIMATE ROCK SOLO (Much much stronger than Rock Solo but however it is only used for my Spirit form) and i realized after my Soul power was in half i Spammed Mega Elemental balls at the Disc and i continued attacking the Disc with my full Power until the Soul power was Depleted and i reverted back to my Normal form and Wily is Shocked about my Spirit form and i have my Skydive from where i damage Scratch's disc to the void but the Spirit Dragon saved me from Death and the battle against Doc Scratch is only just the Beginning and the Homestucks (Fans of Homestuck) Otakus (Japanese Fans of Animes Mangas etc.) the Spirits reacted to my power and it gained a few hundred million Views on Nico Nico Douga and tens of Billions of views on Youtube i am happy after this.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 47/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 48/50 This is getting Close! Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 4/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 4/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 4/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
SIX DAYS UNTIL THE LORD'S SIN IS REVEALED / INFORMATION SHOWN THAT ONCE WAS VEILED
Scratch takes out pocket-sized Unicron and has him devour your spirit form, making you completely defenseless! Your entire attack fails as a result.
Drive: Big Gamble (30/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)
Drive: Doorrior (19/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity.)
The Selfless (13/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.) (Shrinking this down somewhat.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 6/11)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 4/11)
Generic, CobaltShade...NOW IS THE TIME. You know what you must do. It is basically the only thing that'll work, unless Twin outright told you it won't.
Just in case it won't work, I immediately stand up. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I summon upon myself the most powerful of all powers I may possess...Well, not really. BUt it comes close! I summon the power of DOOM COURSES! The Disc of Mojang immediately grows the required limbs, namely, two arms and two legs, brought to life by my very challenge and seeking to complete it. I send it forth into an 18-part array of devastation. It will inevitably win, though. There is utterly no point in describing the absolute tortures that would bring Binary to his nonexistent knees, regardless of the fact that he would almost instantly annihilate poor me all the same. It however will be of note that the challenges will take time. Considerable time. It's all part of the plan, to keep it off my back for some time.
I proceed to leave the area and venture forth into the void, seeking out...Shall we call it a place that isn't. No maps mark it. No sensors find it. No Omniscient knows of it, nor can know of it. Nothing speaks of it but the mind itself, and my mind laid witness to it during my five years of chasing down The_King_of_Pane, a pure accident. The area itself looks like a typical ruin of some society a long while back, with a portal leading somewhere. Not the void, though. It's in some deprecit corner of the void that all have forgotten, the kind I would seek out in finding it. I cross the distance instantly via Heat Death and bid a fond regard for the voidship that I horribly crashed in getting there before. Sadly it is still a mangled wreck and unsalvageable.
The area itself is a seemingly marble structure, supported by many a marble column, with only one way in-from the front. Even then, this place was designed for siege just as much as it was for access; somehow quickly travered in times of peace, but impeccably fortified and undaunting in times of war. Three Onyx doors bar the way, with decorations of Platinum lining it, and ninety-nine golden links dotting its surface at certain points. As a test to see if things have changed, I use Brine's powerful Oblivion Majjyks upon the Doors. After a solid Minute of firing, I haven't made a dent, proving that the indestructible quality of the door is still intact, requiring specific artifacts to break. Normally I would be very reluctant, but something tells me now is the time. Whatever's behind there-I certainly don't know-might be of use. Fortunately, the tells told of this place, from what few others have been able to say of it, say that what lays in there is a powerful thing, either an entity or a tool. Either way it is not inherently evil, though not inherently good. It is a last resort of some kind, and boy, I think this is a good time to whip it out.
I pull out an old blade, black as a triple midnight, crafted of an Onyx substance more aligned with metal than stone. It's old name is Archeon, reminding me somewhat of Amperzand's massive weapons manufactory, though not exactly. I bring it to bear against the golden cage. Ninety-nine slashes ensure. Ninety-nine golden bonds undone, a cut from the blade of unyielding black to each destroying them. Ultimately it is temporary-they will come back later, to block the way again, but for now they have gone. The Gate slowly slides open, flowing into the ceiling almost as if it was a liquid forced upwards. I proceed onwards, into a room like the first. A similar, almost the same pattern, but with the tiniest of golden marks on the dead center of the door. Archeon is too large to destroy that, and in any case, it would not have worked even if I could manage its size problem. I store away Archeon, and pull out a bow of gray, seemingly patterned of two arms holding a really thick rope. This is the Arms of Atlas, a bow who's bowstring can only be pulled back by they of immense strength. At this point, I was halted, partially by common sense and partially by the simple fact the bow itself was too much for me to even pull an inch. However, my new powers...The fabric of Reality bends to me, and the bow pulls back like it was a regular bow. I pump up mentally-I half-expected there to be a countermeasure against using Godmodding on the bow, but it appears there isn't any at all, and I thought even then that I wouldn't be able, but it appears I pass. I take an arrow-my only arrow for the bow-and prepare it for a firing. I let loose the bow, and my great aim, slightly assisted by Reality Majjyks and Godmodding, allows it to sail into the point flawlessly. The door melts into the walls, or appears to melt. It's not actually melting. They're solid. THe last door is like the first, but a clear indent in the wall makes it plain what I have to do-I have to insert something shaped like a shield into it. I pull out the Archangel's Aegis, a Shield whiter than white itself, made of platinum, seemingly polished despite no care going to it. It's shape is curious, with a small indent in the middle, but now it makes sense. I push it into the slot on the wall, and turn it counterclockwise.
It jams...Uh. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do I have a fake? I push it again. No dice. I put my new Alpha Godmodding powers into another push. Nope. It refuses to budge. I kick it. Nope. I quicksummon Magnus from Kid Icarus and Asura from Asura's Wrath to push it alongside me. Doesn't even budge by a nanometer. I desummon them. I wonder. I then punch myself mentally-duh. I push it clockwise instead, and it slowly turns with my full force. A full revelation completed after nine minutes and nine seconds exactly. I stand back...NOthing happens. I then punch myself mentally again, I had to do that nine times. It's slow and old, but I think that's because whoever made this wanted to make sure it took a long time, so forces defending this place could intercept me. No-one else is here to stop me, though, nor were they here beforehand, and it's possible they never were here at all. I keep turning, and finally, on the ninth revelation, the wall clicks. It loosens the shield, and the wall slides into the floor gracefully. My heart skips a beat: I haven't gotten this far before, or at all. What lies behind the third door is not another door, but rather a portal, golden, perfectly circular, active, leading to one place, a point visible on the other side. A large golden platform. Nothing else is on it, confusingly. I worry. Has it already left? I step inside, extremely cautious. Doing anything remotely resembling the Squid Ink Incident is the last thing on my agenda.
Inside is a wall of some completely...No. No words describe it, other than it lacks all qualities known to matter, and I merely precieve it as a dark nothingness. I know better than to assume its actual qualities. I resume worrying. This place shoudln't exist period, this gap in the substance, the substance without a name. I press onwards, onto the main platform, which is decorated with many a rune and symbol from a long forgotten age. I attempt to gather insight with the Magic English Eye, but alas, it knows nothing of this. It does know that a smaller point towards the 'back' of the area leads somewhere, though. I nervously approach, and step on. I am put elseware.
The place where I am is well-lit, a city of black rock, a city plain, a city ripe for decoration and furnishing, a city waiting for inhabitants. Green glowing holograms line its streets, speaking to me first in a language unknown, then in english: "Welcome to the Drydocks," followed by a list of directions to various locations. Except not, as there's only one, the rest lead nowhere. The one location listed is the top of the city, labeled as "the place where it lies." Hoo boy that sounds ominous. I walk forward. There is little to admire of this desolate area where none may know of. I do feel it now though-power, ancient. I also feel something else-my powers as a Descendant and a Godmodder. Poof. Nothing. I feel not the tide of Reality. I have left it entirely. That is another bad sign, though one associated with the substance that surrounds this place as well. It is the ceiling of this place, totally encompassing it, but a few meters of air prohibiting it from coming in and consuming this place totally-and that is by courtesy, not by actual constraint.
A few minutes of walking deduces me that this place is a planetoid, a very large one, holding immense space and potentially holding many peoples. Despite the abandoned nature of this place, it looks clean and fully functioning in all aspects. None of the holograms even flicker. None of the stone looks chipped. Nothing looks out of place, yet it's so...Dead. I proceed onwards, regardless, reaching a long flight of stairs. Looking up, I see nine small pillairs, ending slightly above the platform that is presumably there. Yes, this is it. I run up now, lacking flight in this place. I run up, hoping for salvation...The sense of power increases, it's utterly crushing halfway there and only gets worse. It's the only deterrent now, but it's not stopping me at all...It's...My god, It's-
I wake up from my random nap, gasping. It was all just a dream. After some confusion as to why I went to sleep-
WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? IT WAS ALL JUST A GORILLAING DREAM?!?!?
I get extremely confused at the Disc's sudden ability to talk.
NO! SCREW YOU BUDDY! SCREW YOU ALL! YOU GORILLAING GORILLA, YOU HAD ME HYPED UP!! HYPED UP TO THE GORILLAING CEILING!! AND YOU LET ME DOWN!!! YOU LET ME GORILLAING DOWN!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SICK PSYCHOPATHS, AND YOU KEEP SCRATCHING ME UP, AND NOW THIS!!! THIS STINKING ANTICLIMAX!!! I DIDN'T EVEN ACTUALLY GET TO DO THE DOOM COURSE!!! I QUIT!!! RED ME, YOU'RE IN CHARGE NOW!!! I BID THEE ALL GOOD DAY!! I SAY IT AGAIN, GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS, FOR YOU ALL GORILLAING SUCK GORRILAS!!!!!!!!!
And with that, the Disc inexplicably tears itself in half in sheer rage over the anticlimax. It then explodes violently for good measure, then the pieces fall into stray antimatter for good measure, and then the leftover power goes to erasing itself from existence for further good measure, all autonomous from Scratch. I just look at everyone else, completely confused.
The insane, complete, and utter anticlimax causes the Disc of Mojang to stand completely still, the audible hum and energy it was producing before ceasing to exist. A piercing bolt of energy scratches the Disc, cutting in half. The Disc then disposes itself via the means you just said. Scratch stares on in utter horror...
No... It can't be... Not yet...
Scratch's Psi-Godmodder aura electrifies itself and Scratch screams audibly, undergoing intense pain. An explosion occurs that knocks him through the Void and slams him against the Fourth Wall, a smoky cloud covering Scratch. He slowly rises out of it in his normal attire, no longer strengthened by the power of the Psi-Godmodder's prophecy...
Oh, so that's how it's going to be with the alchemies, huh? You're going to stiff me just because you don't like Decads? YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M GOING TO OPEN MY OWN ALCHEMY STORE! WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!
Bender then opens a competitor to Generic's alchemy shop, Bender's No-limits and Decadent Alchemy Emporium. It's just like the alchemy shop Generic has (you have to pay in +1/2s) but with two main differences. Bender will alchemize ANYTHING, even if it's stupid, and there's blackjack and hookers. Lothyra meanwhile, sighs and starts working on Geology Textbook & Fluorite Decad.
ORB OF SUPERNOVA: An extremely intense and high-powered orb that shines with all the light in the universes.
I sue Bender for violating copyrights and patents and trademarks, which have all been retroactively filed prior to my creating my shop. I then take all my winnings (all the money in the world sans Wilson's) and attempt to buy the Disc of Mojang off of Scratch. Also, new rule. One order at a time. I'll put up with your dumb, incredibly weakened, luck-drained, less logical Decads, but no more than one at a time.
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 2/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
My Action: I Scratch the Disc of Mojang, causing it to repeat the action it used to block the next attack over and over again and making it vulnerable to other attacks.
SCP Foundation Action: the Hyperspace Beacon continues. 2/3 Hyperspace Beacon
EXOS Action: EXOS contributes power to the hyperspace beacon.
SCP-2317 Battle: Godzilla buries SCP-173 under several hundred meters of dirt, then uses an atomic breath to finish off SCP-2317. However SCP-2317 counters with blasts of dark energy, resulting in a beam war.
I realize that by now, thee kajius must be here. A fierce rumble from the distance affirms my revelation. The kajius are here! Their hulking forms can be seen around the whole server. striking fear into the hearts of my enemies. I then see the weakened scratch and disk and order my kajius to attack them! The hype train you sent is followed by a HYPE-ZOOKA blast which sends him to a HYPE DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I equip the Leo Pendant and raise Shadow Dissonance, teleporting a small sun into the void. I then proceed to fill the sun with olives, olive dye, olive longcoats, olive 6-balls and olive octets, slowly turning the sun olive.
"In my dream, I am the apex predator! IT'S ME!"
I then tap into the power of my newly-created 0live Sun, materializing a olive cathat onto my head, and a huge pair of Action Claws, crackling with olive energy, onto my hands. I then proceed to faux-tacklepounce Doc Scratch, but instead teleport behind him in the middle of the leap. Having a feeling that Scratch predicted that, I teleport back over to his front and try to slash the Disc of Mojang, hopefully making DISC BREAKING NOISES. The 0live Sun then collapses under the endeavor of sustaining a player with it's power, and turns into a olive neutron star.
Murder's Icicles Complete!
Potion of Honey OoO Potion of Regeneration
SCP-121-DTG >=Renamer=< Frostdraug Core
SCP-2400-DTG >=Renamer=< Door to the Depths
Doge 29/30
Bearger 19/20
Red Droid 9/10
The middle alchemy is the Rotary Potion Mixer.
MURDER'S ICICLES: A set of wands whose handles are made from a black wood but whose actual sticks are made from SCP-009. The wands specialize in ice magic, and will infect any biological target with SCP-009, causing severe freezing.
Potion of Honey 0O0 Potion of Regeneration = Potion of Recovery (1/3)
SCP-121-DTG >= Rewriter =< Frostdraug Core
SCP-2400-DTG >= Rewriter =< Door to the Depths
In the event that any of the below attacks fail, the course of action immediately proceeds with the next available action. I have spent too long on this to have it disrupted and disabled.
Unfortunately, snipped due to post-too-long error.
If Tazz's attack up there hadn't done it, this would have.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I give the owl effigy some lapis armour
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x24, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger
Wilson's Shop: $132
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 10/11
Gib Armageddon > Fine 10/11
Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 10/11
If the disk isn't broken yet, I grab a Replica Solar Arc from an alternate universe, aim at the disk, and fire once. Because solar powered hand held BFG wave motion sniper rifles are the best ways to deal single target damage. In fact, I do this even if the disk IS broken, because why the hell not.
Oh, and a shield of random stuff from the Outpost Defenders universe appears around the owl effigy.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I splash a potion of nectar on the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Dopplerganger
Wilson's Shop: $134
Needed Dupes:
Ghosts of War > Fine 11/11 Gib Armageddon > Fine 11/11 Sniper Rifle AND Azure Essence 11/11
+2 to wilson
MILITARISM: An intensely sleek black railgun that is imbued with truth, justice, and the American way. It has a built-in beacon that can be used to call in several things, ranging from fellow soldiers, an airstrike, an item drop, or a planet buster. It can charge up powerful attacks using its multiple barrels.
GIB ECLIPSE: A large assault rifle with lots of high-tech weaponry, including a massive control panel hooked up to a laser array that allows the weapon to manipulate the flow of weather and time. The weapon can create inclement weather, natural disasters, erode landmarks, and even change the flow of the sun and the moon, stopping time and letting multiple storms zero in on one area.
THE LAPIS STEAKHOUSE: A sniper rifle forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Its built-in laser arrays superheat the weapon's bullets and turn them into pure laser beams of destruction.
I decide to take out a Name Tag menacingly. I then rename the Disc of Mojang the Scratch has... GOANNA67. The Anti-Goanna67 Turret fires, and the Disc of Mojang I mean Goanna67 is erased from existence.
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 3/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Pursuant to the success of the above attack, a wormhole, and a portal, and an assortment of other transport methods open to allow the Anti-Goanna67 Turret to shoot the GOANNA67.
My Action: I summon a Force Field to protect the Owl Pendant. I then poke the Disc of Mojang with a hyper-advanced probing device that discover's the Disc's weaknesses.
SCP Foundation/EXOS Action: The Hyperspace Beacon is complete (3/3 Hyperspace Beacon). Various organisms from around the galaxy read the messages sent out by the beacon, but only one responds (probably because it is the only thing with enough power to respond): the Fleetmind.
Petey: "I am sacrificing billions upon billions of lives to do this, but the Disc of Whatever is a bigger threat than the Dark Matter entities that are attacking another galaxy. If the disc is not destroyed, its owner could destroy the universe effortlessly."
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind teraports into the battle on a massive scale. Every ship in the fleet joins in, including 50 battleplates (which are about 8 kilometers long per side and have the firepower to show for it), 300 of the Fleetmind's battleplate-equivalent (smaller, but their powerplants are more efficient and equal in power to battleplates), and about 100000 smaller support ships. The fleetmind acts fast in a brutal combination attack as if they had planned for exactly this scenario (given the speed of AIs, they can create several hundred attack and contingency plans per second). First, the Fleetmind opens up with their most infamous attack, a "punches through every anti-teraport system in existence teraport", with the difference being that instead of teraporting a payload into a location, they suddenly teraport the disc of mojang into the Core Generator (the supermassive black hole in the Milky Way that was also the powerplant for the Fleetmind's growth (though killing it would not stop the fleetmind's current fleet because they rely on independant power plants)). A regular black hole would already be inescapable, but the Core Generator was spun up to such speeds that the disc is shattered by immense gravitational forces and atomized. If this succeeds, half the fleet teraports back to the Core Generator to continue the assualt, while the other half bombards Scratch with immense firepower. If this fails, the Fleetmind tries a new trick: it uses gravity manipulation to crush Scratch and his artifacts (including the Disc of Mojang) into a single point, forming a black hole on the spot which atomizes the Disc of Mojang (the same gravitics also contain the forces from the black hole to prevent catastrophic failure in this case). While this is happening, parts of the fleet break off and form a barricade around the Owl Pendant in case of a counterattack (Petey and the Fleetmind are smart enough to realize that the attack might still fail).
SCP-2317 Battle: The beam war continues. Another round of nukes arrive, but the energy involved in the beam war deflects them away before they can cause damage.
Drive: Big Gamble (33/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X2)
Drive: Doorrior (22/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity.) (Gutza'd X2)
The Selfless (14/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 7/11)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 5/11)
I presume you want a Drive, Gutza? I assure you, these are little things but they are so useful at the same time.
First off, depending on twin allowance, well, being an Alpha Godmodder has to have perks, right? also downsides, because OP scale and I'm trying to not let this go to my head...Too much. I'd say unable to heal is the downside, but then I recalled that the Godmodder has been healed before (heck, The Godmodder healed 65 HP over a shared like of trains), so let's say healing ability is lowered to immense extents-Something that can heal a player +10 HP will heal me +2, a fifth as effective as before, as per OP scale regulations. On the other hand, I score Alpha Armor (+10 damage reduction as opposed to the +5 of standard Super armor) and a static 10% dodge chance. Seems fair, Twin? or is this not even warranting notice? I'm not too concerned, honestly, but I feel it warrants some note.
Unfortunately, snipped due to post-too-long error.
I use my (red) anger at MCF's editor CONTINUALLY EATING THIS POST to fuel Split's Affinity.
Scratch teleports back into the middle of the Void, smoking with energy... His golden hand fizzles out and fades entirely, and his already cracked head appears to be heavily damaged. Scratch crackles with energy and his hand reaches for the Deudly Magnum in its holster. He then moves his hand away from it and takes out my sword, Oblivion's Guardian, instead.
This defeat was perfectly in keeping with my plan, of course. But it happened much quicker than I anticipated. You all truly are forces to be reckoned with indeed... But look over at my creation, my spire. If you think that thing is something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
You all turn to look at Scratch's spire, which is now crackling with obscene amounts of orchid energy and is creating large auras of light around itself. Apparently, the thing is ready to unleash whatever attack it's been charging up all this time... The energy of creation the First Block emits slowly fades away, being snuffed out by the growing orchid tendrils that emerge from the spire... The First Block's light grows dim, ultimately replaced by the might of orchid.
My machine's charge is complete! Nigh indestructible, it is linked to the very power that unites the fabric of Minecraftia, the energies of creation... Now, I will complete my last task for the Employer! When this machine activates, the Employer will be brought here, to this spot! And there is not a thing any of you can do about it! Inevitability may seem like a cruel force to some, but it is passive; only acted upon by its enforcers. I am one of them. In time, you will all know the harshness of defeat!
The machine releases another large pulse of purple energy that kills the PPC, the Streamer's army, deals 10 damage to the Everyman, and kills the Kaijus! In addition, the energy saps the life from all of you; every player takes an armor-piercing 10 damage! The spire then continues its crescendo, orchid beams of light shining out of it... Scratch brandishes Oblivion's Guardian in front of himself, red energy curling off the blade.
How about one last strife, for old times' sake? Think of it like the skirmish we had back at the top of Alternia's moon, even if this time around, the odds point to the fight being much more... one-sided. And not particularly in my favor, either. At least, not in the short term. I'll never refuse to play a part in the Narrative's plan, even if said part will result in death. It is all for a greater good, you see.
Split hovers in the air, unblinking, in the midst of Scratch's rant.
I still call dibs on your head.
Your comments' timing are impeccable as always.
Heh. I am a master of time, after all.
More like a destroyer of it. Time will always be the one thing you run short on, won't it? You never had enough time to do anything, and now I run the risk of that same fate. At least I've managed to get one last thing done. One last deal, completed. Now, on with the show.
How to Play:
Curbstomp him. No mercy, no regrets. Although Scratch isn't completely defenseless, he's no Psi-Godmodder. Whatever you do, DON'T LET THAT SPIRE FULLY ACTIVATE. It looks like you only have one turn before the thing does, so make it count. The Employer is... Ugh. I don't even want to talk about it.
Since there's no need for Affinity or the Owl Effigy anymore, the Affinity bar is removed and the Owl Pendant returns to Limbo's Council. Split, however, keeps the Alternate Disc.
MURDER. CRUSH. KILL. OBLITERATE. BRING HELL. EXTEND SCRATCH'S HEALTH BAR TO ACCOMMODATE FOR ALL THE MURDER CRUSH KILL.
I then smack Scratch over the head with this list several times, delete the Infinity Gauntlet's Fakeness stat, and use it to kill him. With the list. Not the Rave, just the list. It's really big.
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 4/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (4/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (4/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (4/11)
Action
Generic... Are you ready for this? EAS TONESCOMBRAVE TIME. Generic and I prepare to use our combined powers in an ultimate simultaneous alchemy comb rave that instantly kills Scratch with the pure power of octets and all-ins. Or at least, I ready one half of it. Generic, on your mark. Tell me when to go. (When Generic uses the rave, count that as me using it as well. If he has already used the rave, we execute it now. Here is the list of alchemies.)
(But if both PPC are kill, then how was 1 respawn used? They share respawns, it would mean their pool is now at 4/6. And more importantly, what's my prize for pointing out a GM's mistake?)
I stare down at the Molten Processor. It's charging faster then when i left it out. Heh. Well, no time but now to use the power.
>PROGRAM ADVANCE: MLTNPRCR
>HIT THAT DOC
(Mega Man Battle Network References, HO!)
(+2 charge points to whoever points out the reference first.)
Seeing as the previous monolithic attack did not occur, I'm keeping the Hazel Wand at full charge. Is this okay?
Great. Just as was expected. The Block would act as a host shell, and the Employer would enter the universe through it. Anyhow, it would be best if we were to start off with an exponentially large assault. Thusly, I pull out the Crimson Twig. It has been quite some time since I have wielded any other weapon than the Hazel Wand. Perhaps it was for the best. But, I digress. I am getting off-topic. The tip of the staff, the crimson gem, glows with scarlet energy. Elder magics, loosely contained within the staff, begin to pour forth. The esoteric whispers of a myriad of creatures begin to pervade the minds of all within the Void at the current time. The voices appear to be screaming and shrieking, or utterly astonished by fear, excitement, or acceptance. These are the voices of the imminently deceased, if it was not already painfully obvious. A dark gray aura is exuded from the staff, and begins to pulsate and vacillate, apparently due to instability. Perditio. The essence of destruction and chaos. If I were to make a guess regarding the composition of the Red Dragon, I would make the reasonable assumption that the creature is made at least partially of Perditio of some sort. The aura of destruction begins to congeal at the gem, dripping down the staff. Liquid entropy is infamous, and for good reason. I carefully reposition my hand as to not touch the entropic sludge in any way whatsoever. I don't care what happens. Even considering what Scratch, or even the Employer, could do to us if we fail in our endeavor to slay the puppet, this sludge would prove to be far, far worse. Bolts of destruction emanate across the Void, all colliding with the First Guardian puppet. Perditio emanates throughout the very fabric of reality around both Scratch and myself. Fortunately, I am not affected by the close proximity to the Red Dragon's power. I have taken precautions. It would not do to become some sort of crazed, raving cultist of the Red Dragon, driven mad in the search for a method to release it. That job is best left to those under the creature's influence. I twitch the staff forwards. A monolithic blast of destruction arcs towards Scratch, entering his upper body, as close to the head as possible. Decapitation is key here. I did make an agreement, after all. That puppet corpse is mine. Well, after we slay the puppet, that is. At the current moment, he is a servant of the Narrative. I fuse the entirety of the chaotic aura around the Crimson Twig with Scratch. The entropic energies cause Scratch to spontaneously combust. I de-equip the Crimson Twig.
~
Perfect.
Greetings.
This was not my original plan for the location of the summoning; this is the closest I could get to the original summoning chamber. But, that aside, I have an offer to make.
Quite simply put, I want answers. Information, at nearly any cost.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-21 / 50- Spin2Win
-16 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval
+2 to PitTheAngel
=ACTION=
OH GOD KILL SCRATCH!
I quickly switch the ARMISTYX into ROCKET SCYTHE MODE, and fly towards Scratch. I then switch modes midflight, still being carried by the speed of the rocket, changing the ARMISTYX into GIANT SCISSORS MODE, which I run Scratch through with. I then grab the BRASS KNUCKLES, and smash Scratch in the face, launching him back a fair distance. I then switch to HOOKSHOT SCYTHE MODE and impale Scratch with it, and pull him back to me.
I then use TELESLASH LVL 10 on Scratch, and end by knocking him upwards, ARMISTYX HOOTSHOT still in him. I then unload several stacks of wood, and create a giant spiked barrier in-front of me, with a tiny hole allowing the Hookshot to retract. I retract the Hookshot, and end up impaling Scratch on dozens of giant wooded spikes. I then take the ARMISTYX out of him in one swift motion.
I then manipulate the wood into his body, causing it to thrash around inside of him, causing massive internal damage. To finish this, I add some more wood around Scratch, then light all the wood of fire using the ARMISTYX in FLAMETHROWER SCYTHE MODE. I then retreat far away so Scratch can't kill me after this.
=LIMBO=
I proceed, having the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE ready in-case of attackers. If they do attack me, I also deploy several mini-sentries to help slay whatever's coming at me.
=COMMAND=
>Streamer: Attack Scratch by using the Voices as a giant sword!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Turn 1/3
Ea Core 6/8
I finish alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 4/4 COMPLETE.
I begin alchemizing the STAR Rifle. 1/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 1/4.
You forgot the description for the Aura Core last turn.
I merge the several sets of my nano-alchemies together to form a greatly weakened first draft of my planned ultimate weapon, the Adamant Armor. The Mage's Eavesdropper situates itself in the front of my chest, linked up with the Interfaced Timewatch to precision-jump me through time. The Reserveframe serves as a host for the entire set of nanites, greatly bulking up. The Intelaugmentor begins to project its magic-boosting field, boosting my magic. The Crystal Mover adds itself on to increase the total power of the whole thing, as well as augment flight and movement in space. The Intelligencedevice, Crystallum, links up with the combined computing power and magic reserves of the entire gestalt. It undergoes a sudden shift in power, and jumps entirely off the scale. In Nanohaverse terms, I just went from SSS rank, (or above) the highest power rank of mage yet discovered, to at least two, possibly three, orders of magnitude above that.
I drink a Potion of Ichor and chase it with a Potion of Witchcraft for good measure.
Crystallum chimes. *Full Drive initiated.* Light shines from the gem at the staff's tip, and for a moment nothing happens. Then, metal-inscribed armor plates appear from nowhere, interlocking with and interfacing with the nanites. A large reactor-type construction, shining with generated magic, attaches itself to my back, along with a set of fins that a moment later spread to emit winglike wisps forged of pure quintessence. And Crystallum itself- the staff practically explodes, the gem floating into a slot just above the Interfaced Timewatch. Magic runs through the entire armor, and the staff I was wielding before reassembles itself, bereft of gem and now a simple, unadorned staff of dark metal. I point the staff at Scratch, and send out a pulse of undirected magic. He is blown backwards from the sheer force of possibly a tenth of a percent of the massive power I now command.
I now commence attacking in earnest. I begin to incant a spell which would normally have a much different- and weaker- effect, but the sheer force of the power I command is warping it to my will. "Across heaven and earth, resounds Gjallarhorn." An absolutely huge magic circle springs up beneath my feet, and another springs up in front of me, pointing at Scratch, who is suddenly bound in magical chains. "Its clarion call, across sky and sea, cries out a warning. Hearken well oh mighty ones, your destruction approaches!" A massive ball of magic forms in front of the forward magic circle, crackling with the sheer power forced into such a small space. This would likely be easily enough to destroy a planet, and bring about this spell's namesake event. Which should be obvious, if you know Norse mythology. "Ring out, song of the end!" The ball slowly begins to shrink until it is barely two stories in diameter, and positively blinding from the sheer amount of magic forced into that tiny space. "RAGNAROK!" The ball collapses further, and then fires out a massive stream of violent energy. Scratch is completely helpless to get away as the lance of energy blasts him and presumably annihilates him. Well, he is supernaturally durable, but you never know with power this powerful. The wash of magic from the sheer power of the world-annihilating blast clips the spire, possibly damaging it, possibly not. It is simply something that happens.
+2 to Erelye.
Ink. I must have ink. Ink to inscribe this Name upon me, once I find it. An ink that will burn this Name into my arm.
Erelye. May I have a small supply of ink? No more than half a vial or so. (Treat this as a charge assist- it won't use up any of your resources, and won't boost me.)
My Action: I teraport inside Scratch, slash his stomach up with my UberSword, plant antimatter explosives inside him, then teraport out and watch the explosion.
SCP Foundation Action: The guy watching the battle between SCP-2317 and Godzilla uses {REDACTED} to make a portal to suck in all the energy from the beam war during that battle and cause it to appear right in front of Scratch, blasting him with a combined blast from 2 super-powerful entities.
EXOS Action: EXOS recieves an extra gift from the Fleetmind: a advanced power plant that increases its attack power.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind reacts near-instantly to the Disc being destroyed, and by "reacts" I mean "every ship in the fleet opens fire by firing breachers at 99.9% the speed of light combined with plasma barrage and immobilizing Scratch via gravity manipulation. Basically, a Battle Technique: Fleet Attack, except 10x more powerful (this is actually using the 3 post charge charged last round to boost its power).
SCP-2317 Battle: After the beams were sucked up by Foundation interference, the combatants are momentarily confused. SCP-2317 gets to its senses faster, and rushes Godzilla, bringing it down and grabbing right next to its face with a spare arm to blast Godzilla with a contact dose of dark energy. Godzilla counters with an atomic breath, but SCP-2317 gets out of the way too fast, and Godzilla's attempt to retake the advantage are met with an arm to the face driving it back into the ground.
I finish alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 4/4 COMPLETE.
I begin alchemizing the STAR Rifle. 1/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 1/4.
You forgot the description for the Aura Core last turn.
I merge the several sets of my nano-alchemies together to form a greatly weakened first draft of my planned ultimate weapon, the Adamant Armor. The Mage's Eavesdropper situates itself in the front of my chest, linked up with the Interfaced Timewatch to precision-jump me through time. The Reserveframe serves as a host for the entire set of nanites, greatly bulking up. The Intelaugmentor begins to project its magic-boosting field, boosting my magic. The Crystal Mover adds itself on to increase the total power of the whole thing, as well as augment flight and movement in space. The Intelligencedevice, Crystallum, links up with the combined computing power and magic reserves of the entire gestalt. It undergoes a sudden shift in power, and jumps entirely off the scale. In Nanohaverse terms, I just went from SSS rank, (or above) the highest power rank of mage yet discovered, to at least two, possibly three, orders of magnitude above that. I drink a Potion of Ichor and chase it with a Potion of Witchcraft for good measure.
Crystallum chimes. *Full Drive initiated.* Light shines from the gem at the staff's tip, and for a moment nothing happens. Then, metal-inscribed armor plates appear from nowhere, interlocking with and interfacing with the nanites. A large reactor-type construction, shining with generated magic, attaches itself to my back, along with a set of fins that a moment later spread to emit winglike wisps forged of pure quintessence. And Crystallum itself- the staff practically explodes, the gem floating into a slot just above the Interfaced Timewatch. Magic runs through the entire armor, and the staff I was wielding before reassembles itself, bereft of gem and back to darkness.I point the staff at Scratch, and send out a pulse of undirected magic. He is blown backwards from the sheer force of possibly a tenth of a percent of the massive power I now command.
I now commence attacking in earnest. I begin to incant a spell which would normally have a much different- and weaker- effect, but the sheer force of the power I command is warping it to my will. "Across heaven and earth, resounds Gjallarhorn." An absolutely huge magic circle springs up beneath my feet, and another springs up in front of me, pointing at Scratch, who is suddenly bound in magical chains. "Its clarion call, across sky and sea, cries out a warning. Hearken well oh mighty ones, your destruction approaches!" A massive ball of magic forms in front of the forward magic circle, crackling with the sheer power forced into such a small space. This would likely be easily enough to destroy a planet, and bring about this spell's namesake event. Which should be obvious, if you know Norse mythology. "Ring out, song of the end!" The ball slowly begins to shrink until it is barely two stories in diameter, and positively blinding from the sheer amount of magic forced into that tiny space. "RAGNAROK!" The ball collapses further, and then fires out a massive stream of violent energy. Scratch is completely helpless to get away as the lance of energy blasts him and presumably annihilates him. Well, he is supernaturally durable, but you never know with power this powerful. The wash of magic from the sheer power of the world-annihilating blast clips the spire, possibly damaging it, possibly not. It is simply something that happens.
+2 to Erelye.
Ink. I must have ink. Ink to inscribe this Name upon me, once I find it. An ink that will burn this Name into my arm.
Erelye. May I have a small supply of ink? No more than half a vial or so. (Treat this as a charge assist- it won't use up any of your resources, and won't boost me.)
47/49
Look on, and tremble, ye masses, for the end is nigh. Your doom comes in the night, bearing a bronzed sword.
I pull out a long-abandoned Creation Pen, still burning with Sepulchritudinous fires, and write two words, too powerful to display. End Times.(This is the actual final 'rung' of the Raptureladder, which I just made up but would be (all the Raptureladder swords) && all the Rapturedice.).
I dare not even touch the sword, for I would be annihilated in less than an instant if I did more than think of it. I simply let the weapon erase itself from spacetime, as the OP Scale rolls twice over. Too powerful to exist, yet extant, the sword obliterates itself, taking a chunk of reality with it. When vision and normal conceptions of space and time return, the Spire is gone, with Scratch. The First Block remains, with blast marks. A curious green fire burns like an aurora, illuminating the Void. It bends into a strange pattern for one moment, and then disappears.
I gather the nonexistent Disc remains in the nonexistent places (11)...
I then locate the Broken Disc from an unhappened plot (11).
Do you think I might be going somewhere with this (11)?
((Note: The (11) actually is counted, despite the parentheses used (11).))
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Oh god Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD! DONT LET SCRATCH ACTIVATE THE SPIRE!
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) I voted the PPC members and i Throw a Mega Flare Bomb at Scratch and i preformed ROCK SOLO at Scratch at the same time and i Threw a Medkit at omglolsguy22 due to Draining 3 HP a turn
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 48/50 No need for Help anymore!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 49/50 His Ultimate Machine will be finally Built No need for Help anymore! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 1/9
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 4/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 4/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 4/8TRIPLE FAILED!
Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
@tazz: FOWL!!!! The swords are copyrighted! I've already said that! No using any of the swords I alchemized from Ircucvci upwards! Not to mention, just pulling the Bane out would be more destructive than Paradox Dimentio's mega-attack being pulled off successfully if you don't know how to control the Bane's power, so... yeah. No.
@twin: Don't forget the Doctor's Doom...
3/11 for the town painter
And the storm of random objects flying through the void ends with... a world buster hitting the spire.
Not Scratch. the spire.
Scratch, occupied with everything else, and the world buster having been in the void so long as to have gained void powers... Scratch does not see it until too late.
Kablammo.
Battlefield:
Eric nods: I see. We could still pick you up later. We aren't leaving Godcraft just yet, so if you wish to stay here for now, you can do so.
Hank walks back over from the group (Astria, Sanford and Deimos): Wilson's staying? Meh, I've already been here a while. Can't hurt to stick around a little bit to help him out.
Eric: Okay, that sound good Wilson?
Agent Coulson greets Astria and the others as they climb aboard the plane.
"Welcome aboard. I don't think I recognize any of you..."
Skye, over in the corner with a laptop, looks up. "You know, they don't have to be from something fictional just because everyone we've met so far has been. And she's from Homestuck, I think."
I continue hovering in place briefly, then the world suddenly cuts out. Upon rebooting, the first thing evident to the spire is that it has been transported to somewhere else, along with Scratch. That somewhere else is poorly lit, but the walls, littered with torn posters, reflect a rusty brown colour where the light flickers on them. A thin layer of water, green with algae, covers the ground, maintained by leaking pipes overhead. Screens displaying various images of the place reveal that the rest of wherever is not in a better state. Camera 01 displays a rusty iron door, with a surprisingly high quality chain hastily thrown around the handle. Camera 02 displays a short hallway, posters and rust as present here as the room the spire and Scratch are in. Camera 03 flickers, and it slowly dawns on Scratch that he can see himself on the camera. All of the other cameras do not display anything notable, except for Camera 11... The shattered remains of a glass display case, arranged as if something from inside the case burst out of it, with the plaque at the bottom reading:
"ENGIETECH DRONE - One of the genuine models of drone used by Engie in the Godmodding war of (TEXT OBSCURED)"
Scratch, and possibly the spire, both try to teleport out, but cannot get a lock on the outside world. Camera 01 fills with static for a few seconds, then flickers back into displaying the rusty iron door, with one key difference - the chain has been fastened tightly on. Camera 02 suddenly shorts out, the last image being looped in place - the silhouette of a metal arm. Movement on Camera 11 draws Scratch's attention, as an animatronic that look suspiciously like Blue stands and stares at the remains of the display case. In fact... hold on... upon closer inspection, that might not be an animatronic. The camera fills with static, clearing up to reveal that animatronic!Blue is no longer there. Camera 08 suddenly glitches out, the horrifying face of Springtrap obscuring the screen. Upon lowering the screen to try to see what the problem is, phantom!Springtrap roars in Scratch's cueball "face", then vanishes. Following that, Camera 03 cuts out. Wait, wasn't that the one which Scratch could see himself through?
"GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
One of my drones, in a horrible state of disrepair, charges right up to Scratch. Here, have a charming description - the gray metal has partially rusted brown, and appears to be full of holes. A large chunk of the head is outright missing, forming a brutally crude mouth full of jagged teeth. One arm has no outer layer, having decayed to the point where it shouldn't logically still be attached. Both of the drone's eyes are missing, two fingers have fallen off from the non-decayed arm, gray blood appears to be leaking from various holes in the chest, one leg has been poorly repaired with bolts shot into place. Anyway, the drone charges right up to Scratch and jumpscares him, followed by a brutal killing scene that won't be repeated here. An identical ungodly noise signifies the spire being jumpscared by animatronic!Blue, who is actually in remarkably good condition to the point where she looks like her human counterpart. Oh, apart from the torn suit. And lack of eyes. And the strange fact that she looks almost too realistic, as if she isn't an animatronic at all... But I wouldn't do something as horrible as that, would I?
Suddenly, the world cuts back to where we all were before. TECHPIECE, leaning on the 3.00 caliber rifle, gives Scratch a "Seriously?" look.
"SERIOUSLY? YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH NIGHT ONE OF FIVE NIGHTS AT ENGIE'S? GIT GUD, SCRUB."
I just laugh, the grimdark aura surrounding me causing my laugh to sound outright menacing. Images of the heavily broken down drone flicker in Scratch's vision, regardless of how he tries to see, and only get more intense if he tries to clear them. Suddenly, the injuries inflicted upon both him and the spire in FNaE become reality, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED - WE'D RATHER NOT GIVE YOU PERMANIGHTMARES]].
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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44/50 and 50/50 +2 to PaperShuriken because why not.
> Maybe if I have time, I'll attack the disk.
Memories: | Violent | Happy | Violent | Sad | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 6 turns!
Command: Copy from... Scratch again!
Hey, Generic. Because its pointless to have all these shops when nobody buys anything, could I have some talons? As in, for a bird? I might want them for an upcoming summon that I might actually edit into this post. They can be about level 3 or 4, preferably somehow related to ash. As in, volcanic ash.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 202$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 20/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Spectra's Chestplate &&& imaginary essence &&& blaze powder = Mind's Chestplate 4/7
Talisman of Math &&& Irrational Amulet = Irrational Calculator 2/6
Splash Corruption Potion O0O Splash potion of frostbite = Splash Potion of Subzero 2/3
Wilson's ears fall and he almost slips under the water.
"oh... we're... not coming back?... I... I..."
Looking despondent, Wilson slowly climbs out of the pond and shakes himself off before sitting on the beach.
"I-... mayb-..." He studders before pausing. "I'm sorry. But... I... I don't think I can leave yet. I... I have to keep the store running... The... the war is ending... but I think there is still a while left. And... I feel that there are still some chances left for me on this server. Don't... don't worry about me. Blue said she would help me off of this world when the battle finally ends. I'll still be here, being my normally morally uptight self. I'm sorry... I wish you luck... I... I hope you don't think any less of me for this. I'd just pre-... prefer to... stay here..."
He looks down at the sand sheepishly. "s-s-... sorry..."
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Easter Egg added!
Only the server owner can delete plugins, and you're not even in the server right now! This is the Void!
The lightning shield misses and strikes the Fourth Wall, causing images of thunderstorms to flash across its surface!
Scratch points out there are plenty of YouTube videos showing how robots will ultimately rebel against their creators, starting the robot apocalypse! The mech turns on you and beats the pulp out of you instead of Scratch!
+1% Affinity!
Split grins.
Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Scratch, who knows that the initial incantation will only lead to something greater, uses the Disc of Mojang's power to render all magical attacks against it completely null, a plethora of anti-magic shields materializing around it!
As you watch, the red hues across the sky intensify at exceeding speeds, and the rumbling grows in force until you can barely stand! A piercing shriek zooms across the sky, an object apparently traveling through it at massive speeds. Suddenly, all the noises stop, the object coming to a grinding halt. The clouds are driven away by the object's entry, and the roof is blown off of Grayhold, a jagged hole being created, stretching across its labyrinthine interior.
The thing creating the piercing lights is revealed: it is a triangular formation of rock that you can barely see hovering in the sky. The object quickly descends, the clouds following along with it, trailing down like a vortex. Red fire and light still cling to the object as it makes its way through Grayhold and to the floor you are on. The object ultimately comes to a stop, hovering over the circle of candles you made. Limbo's fluctuating and vacillating timestream suddenly ceases to exist as the object does so. Every object stops moving, and the red lights grow monochrome.
The triangular rock begins to glow immensely hot, its surface melting into lava and dripping down onto the floor, eating through its surface. As the rock melts away, a shape is revealed, entombed inside: another triangle. This one is flat and looks less like an object and more like a hole in space; the stars shining through its surface. Suddenly, two hemispheres appear next to the triangle, one red and one blue. Ejecting large amounts of energy, the two travel towards each other and snap together, creating a red/blue aura around the triangle that eventually merges into a singular orchid body for the triangle to inhabit. The newly formed sphere dulls to a white/black symbol, and cacophonous laughter sounds throughout the entire chamber.
As the laughter emanates across you, a bowtie, hat, and limbs form on the triangle, a cane emerging from hammerspace and finding itself in the demon's left hand. Through ancient means and incorrigible intent, you have summoned Bill Cipher. Again. He surveys Limbo with his leering gaze.
0H MAN, L1MB0! 1T'S G00D T0 BE BACK, 1'VE G0TTA TELL Y0U! N0W WH0... 0H! BR0KEN G0GGLES, 1 SEE. Y0U SUMM0NED ME HERE AGA1N F0R S0ME REAS0N. Y0U KN0W, AFTER Y0UR SQUAD ENDED UP HEAL1NG MY EYE, 1 SAW A D1ST1NCT GL1NT 1N Y0UR EYES THAT SUGGESTED Y0U'D WANT T0 STR1KE UP A DEAL W1TH ME... S0 WHAT'LL 1T BE, HUH? MAKE AN 0FFER.
Scratch takes the Infinity Gauntlet's dubious Realism Meter and slides it down to the very Fake end of the Meter, so that it doesn't exist. He does this because it's never been made one hundred percent clear that the Gauntlet is even a real thing! he then counters the Delicious Fruits with the only obstacle more common than them: spikes!
Reality Majjyyks && Delicious Fruit = Cherry Big Bang Bomb (Level 10: 1/11)
+7% Affinity!
In actuality, the Disc's parents are the forces of creation itself, shaped together by Notch to make a construct so immensely powerful that it had to be sealed away in Mojang's own gauntlet to prevent misuse. The Disc therefore is not harmed by your burns since they are not true. The Disc then electrifies itself when you try to eat it; you take 5 damage!
Pure Hunger Shield added!
Scratch uses the Disc of Mojang and creates a Poltergust 10000 that specializes in sucking up spherical objects.
To interfere with such a potent conduit of creativity, the Everyman's Creativity stat would need to be maxed out!
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMISTYX
You expend 1 Elf Tear, 3 Hog Slop, and 2 Pie Filling.
You gain the Armistyx!
The entire attack fails because there is no earth to dig into; you're floating in the Void! Sure, you made that wooden platform, but that thing's thin and it'll snap right in half if you try to dig through it! Therefore, Scratch uses the Disc of Mojang to create a shadow clone of Little Mac that K.O. Punches you out of the arena, dealing 10 damage to you!
You move across the east hall until you hear sounds coming from up ahead...
Scratch turns the Disc of Mojang paper-thin, causing all of the bullets to zip right past it and explode across the Void! His hand then cycles to the 4-Ball, making him incredibly lucky and causing your decad to roll extremely unfavorably for you! The attack backfires and you take 5 damage. The relativistic space train goes so fast that, before it leaves New New York, it turns the air into incandescent plasma and explodes in an insane firestorm!
+3 to all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => UU ULTIMATUM
You expend 3 Pie Filling and 7 Elf Tears.
UU Prime and his legion of Transformers are quickly extinguished by the interplanetary might of Unicron, who was just summoned by Scratch. They all get sucked up and then Scratch shrinks Unicron down to the size of a pool ball, storing it in hammerspace.
Your fellow players then gang up on Bender and deactivate him before he destroys the entire Battlefield, causing his entire epic attack to be rendered null and giving Scratch ample time to use his 4-Ball arm to cause the Scranton Science Gun to jam and fail to absorb the Disc's power! Results are predictable. And with that,
DETECTIVE
+7% Affinity!
Scratch and the Disc quickly teleport away from the cherubic onslaught as he uses the Disc to summon up a pair of wands completely forged from shadow! He fires them and twin spires of grimdark energy lash out from the wands, completely counteracting the beautiful roses and other assorted items!
Due to the earlier shields, no cracks form.
Die Waffe && SCP-410 Specimen && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (Level 9: 1/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (Level 10: 1/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (Level 10: 1/11)
Scratch combats the Parody Sues with the ultimate power of actually good and thought-out depictions of characters in fanfiction! The power of good art triumphs over all trolls, which are washed away in a cleansing tide of emerald fire.
Scratch creates a decoy Disc and throws that through the Void like a frisbee; the missiles follow it right to you and detonate, dealing 5 damage and preventing your other attack from working!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
You've activated Scratch's trap card! He locks you in a regenerative bedrock cage before you use the attack.
Robot Dragons added!
You can't brew potions with vials...
The Void is the gap in between universes, it's not strictly a universe! And you're not even in Universe C, which is where the Solar System is located! Based on this complete geographical meltdown, the attack fails.
Scratch takes the HHHH from Maniac and counterattacks all your axe combos! You lack an electric guitar power attack anyway.
Cool.
The two cancel each other out and nullify into nothingness!
STAR RIFLE: A large and bulky rifle forged from the metal of starships. It fires concentrated bursts of telekinetic power.
STAR Rifle || EVE Small Laser Turret = STAR Turret (Level 7)
+2% Affinity!
The Disc of Mojang telekinetically seizes Hugh's tongue and rips it out of his mouth. Everyone looks away, except the select few who are somehow entranced by gore.
That's a ridiculously high number! The OP Scale rolls over and the attack fails.
I don't have much time to write this... It's like 10:00 where I am. Try again next turn.
The hype train meets a similar fate to the relativistic space train's.
That's pretty good!
+2 HP to you and omglolsguy!
The Disc of Mojang gains a mouth and eats all the ponies that fly out of the launcher.
+1% Affinity!
SIX DAYS UNTIL THE LORD'S SIN IS REVEALED / INFORMATION SHOWN THAT ONCE WAS VEILED
Scratch takes out pocket-sized Unicron and has him devour your spirit form, making you completely defenseless! Your entire attack fails as a result.
The insane, complete, and utter anticlimax causes the Disc of Mojang to stand completely still, the audible hum and energy it was producing before ceasing to exist. A piercing bolt of energy scratches the Disc, cutting in half. The Disc then disposes itself via the means you just said. Scratch stares on in utter horror...
No... It can't be... Not yet...
Scratch's Psi-Godmodder aura electrifies itself and Scratch screams audibly, undergoing intense pain. An explosion occurs that knocks him through the Void and slams him against the Fourth Wall, a smoky cloud covering Scratch. He slowly rises out of it in his normal attire, no longer strengthened by the power of the Psi-Godmodder's prophecy...
ORB OF SUPERNOVA: An extremely intense and high-powered orb that shines with all the light in the universes.
You mean backjack.
MURDER'S ICICLES: A set of wands whose handles are made from a black wood but whose actual sticks are made from SCP-009. The wands specialize in ice magic, and will infect any biological target with SCP-009, causing severe freezing.
Potion of Honey 0O0 Potion of Regeneration = Potion of Recovery (1/3)
SCP-121-DTG >= Rewriter =< Frostdraug Core
SCP-2400-DTG >= Rewriter =< Door to the Depths
You rename the latter two alchemies successfully.
If Tazz's attack up there hadn't done it, this would have.
MILITARISM: An intensely sleek black railgun that is imbued with truth, justice, and the American way. It has a built-in beacon that can be used to call in several things, ranging from fellow soldiers, an airstrike, an item drop, or a planet buster. It can charge up powerful attacks using its multiple barrels.
GIB ECLIPSE: A large assault rifle with lots of high-tech weaponry, including a massive control panel hooked up to a laser array that allows the weapon to manipulate the flow of weather and time. The weapon can create inclement weather, natural disasters, erode landmarks, and even change the flow of the sun and the moon, stopping time and letting multiple storms zero in on one area.
THE LAPIS STEAKHOUSE: A sniper rifle forged from the metal of Ultramarine. Its built-in laser arrays superheat the weapon's bullets and turn them into pure laser beams of destruction.
That's fair.
Scratch teleports back into the middle of the Void, smoking with energy... His golden hand fizzles out and fades entirely, and his already cracked head appears to be heavily damaged. Scratch crackles with energy and his hand reaches for the Deudly Magnum in its holster. He then moves his hand away from it and takes out my sword, Oblivion's Guardian, instead.
This defeat was perfectly in keeping with my plan, of course. But it happened much quicker than I anticipated. You all truly are forces to be reckoned with indeed... But look over at my creation, my spire. If you think that thing is something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
You all turn to look at Scratch's spire, which is now crackling with obscene amounts of orchid energy and is creating large auras of light around itself. Apparently, the thing is ready to unleash whatever attack it's been charging up all this time... The energy of creation the First Block emits slowly fades away, being snuffed out by the growing orchid tendrils that emerge from the spire... The First Block's light grows dim, ultimately replaced by the might of orchid.
My machine's charge is complete! Nigh indestructible, it is linked to the very power that unites the fabric of Minecraftia, the energies of creation... Now, I will complete my last task for the Employer! When this machine activates, the Employer will be brought here, to this spot! And there is not a thing any of you can do about it! Inevitability may seem like a cruel force to some, but it is passive; only acted upon by its enforcers. I am one of them. In time, you will all know the harshness of defeat!
The machine releases another large pulse of purple energy that kills the PPC, the Streamer's army, deals 10 damage to the Everyman, and kills the Kaijus! In addition, the energy saps the life from all of you; every player takes an armor-piercing 10 damage! The spire then continues its crescendo, orchid beams of light shining out of it... Scratch brandishes Oblivion's Guardian in front of himself, red energy curling off the blade.
How about one last strife, for old times' sake? Think of it like the skirmish we had back at the top of Alternia's moon, even if this time around, the odds point to the fight being much more... one-sided. And not particularly in my favor, either. At least, not in the short term. I'll never refuse to play a part in the Narrative's plan, even if said part will result in death. It is all for a greater good, you see.
Split hovers in the air, unblinking, in the midst of Scratch's rant.
I still call dibs on your head.
Your comments' timing are impeccable as always.
More like a destroyer of it. Time will always be the one thing you run short on, won't it? You never had enough time to do anything, and now I run the risk of that same fate. At least I've managed to get one last thing done. One last deal, completed. Now, on with the show.
How to Play:
Curbstomp him. No mercy, no regrets. Although Scratch isn't completely defenseless, he's no Psi-Godmodder. Whatever you do, DON'T LET THAT SPIRE FULLY ACTIVATE. It looks like you only have one turn before the thing does, so make it count. The Employer is... Ugh. I don't even want to talk about it.
Since there's no need for Affinity or the Owl Effigy anymore, the Affinity bar is removed and the Owl Pendant returns to Limbo's Council. Split, however, keeps the Alternate Disc.
The Itinerary:
> All: Show the puppet its master.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 2,417,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 10/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 16/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
Doc Scratch: [B
SS] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Employment: I
Lil' Slugger: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000. Chainsaw Chop: I Piloted by Monstro.
Split: [N] HP: 189,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Broken Age. Stacatto Stand: II Clockwork Reversal: II Artifacts Equipped: Alternate Disc of Mojang.
DextraBomb: [N] HP: 108,000/125,000. Kamikaze Charge: IIIIIIIIII 2%.
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 126,000/160,000.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: RADD
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 20/30. Creativity: 16/50. Nutrition: 7/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Violent x2, Happy.
Monstro: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Splash Jump: I Turns into Monstro II upon death. Piloting Lil' Slugger.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
28 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
25 Pie Filling
20 Weasel Snot
Hm. Well, let's try some things. They might even work, who knows?
2B2T Shrine Ash && Bird Talons 1/?? (Preview as well)
Oh hey, my latest octet is done and just in time. List of Octets: Go.
MURDER. CRUSH. KILL. OBLITERATE. BRING HELL. EXTEND SCRATCH'S HEALTH BAR TO ACCOMMODATE FOR ALL THE MURDER CRUSH KILL.
I then smack Scratch over the head with this list several times, delete the Infinity Gauntlet's Fakeness stat, and use it to kill him. With the list. Not the Rave, just the list. It's really big.
+2 Tazz
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 6/50
More Runic Shielding 24/50
Fluorite Octet && Heart (Aspect) Energies 9/9 (Lover's Octet)
Biology Textbook && Fluorite Decad 7/11 (Earth's Decad)
Reality Majyyks && Delicious Fruit 4/11 (Cherry Big Bang Bomb)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-36, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Unknown Entity: 42/50
I alchemize an armor:
Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Full set of Diamond Armor with Protection IV && Quantum Processor = ???
And another weapon:
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = ???
I'll be making my great escape now!
WHAT, HOW IS IT NOT DEAD!!!! RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I ENTER RAGE MODE. DESTROYING THE DISK OF MOJANG IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE RAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
KAJIUS: xflash: 20000000000000/hp can mow through enemy's with poison claws.
Null: 700000000000000000/hp has most power and hp But with low speed.
Undefined: 900,000/ hp has flight and macro- hydrokinesis. But can only move every 3 posts
Its gonna be a while. Twinbuilder has to figure out how to godmod every single attack thrown at the Disc of Mojang.
/null
NO NO NO
NO TWIN PLEASE NO.
I DIDN'T TELL THEM ANYTHING.
N-
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (4/10)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (4/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (4/11)
Action
Generic... Are you ready for this?
EAS TONESCOMB RAVE TIME. Generic and I prepare to use our combined powers in an ultimate simultaneous alchemy comb rave that instantly kills Scratch with the pure power of octets and all-ins. Or at least, I ready one half of it. Generic, on your mark. Tell me when to go. (When Generic uses the rave, count that as me using it as well. If he has already used the rave, we execute it now. Here is the list of alchemies.)Maniac: Alright, the dual rave probably weakened Scratch, but... I HHHH him, just in case.
Midna: I crash Minecraft Forums in an attempt to damage Scratch.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Runic Shielding: 90%
Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (8/11)
Abyssal Inferno 28/50
Scarlet Infinity 18/25
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
Seeing as the previous monolithic attack did not occur, I'm keeping the Hazel Wand at full charge. Is this okay?
Great. Just as was expected. The Block would act as a host shell, and the Employer would enter the universe through it. Anyhow, it would be best if we were to start off with an exponentially large assault. Thusly, I pull out the Crimson Twig. It has been quite some time since I have wielded any other weapon than the Hazel Wand. Perhaps it was for the best. But, I digress. I am getting off-topic. The tip of the staff, the crimson gem, glows with scarlet energy. Elder magics, loosely contained within the staff, begin to pour forth. The esoteric whispers of a myriad of creatures begin to pervade the minds of all within the Void at the current time. The voices appear to be screaming and shrieking, or utterly astonished by fear, excitement, or acceptance. These are the voices of the imminently deceased, if it was not already painfully obvious. A dark gray aura is exuded from the staff, and begins to pulsate and vacillate, apparently due to instability. Perditio. The essence of destruction and chaos. If I were to make a guess regarding the composition of the Red Dragon, I would make the reasonable assumption that the creature is made at least partially of Perditio of some sort. The aura of destruction begins to congeal at the gem, dripping down the staff. Liquid entropy is infamous, and for good reason. I carefully reposition my hand as to not touch the entropic sludge in any way whatsoever. I don't care what happens. Even considering what Scratch, or even the Employer, could do to us if we fail in our endeavor to slay the puppet, this sludge would prove to be far, far worse. Bolts of destruction emanate across the Void, all colliding with the First Guardian puppet. Perditio emanates throughout the very fabric of reality around both Scratch and myself. Fortunately, I am not affected by the close proximity to the Red Dragon's power. I have taken precautions. It would not do to become some sort of crazed, raving cultist of the Red Dragon, driven mad in the search for a method to release it. That job is best left to those under the creature's influence. I twitch the staff forwards. A monolithic blast of destruction arcs towards Scratch, entering his upper body, as close to the head as possible. Decapitation is key here. I did make an agreement, after all. That puppet corpse is mine. Well, after we slay the puppet, that is. At the current moment, he is a servant of the Narrative. I fuse the entirety of the chaotic aura around the Crimson Twig with Scratch. The entropic energies cause Scratch to spontaneously combust. I de-equip the Crimson Twig.
~
Perfect.
Greetings. This was not my original plan for the location of the summoning; this is the closest I could get to the original summoning chamber. But, that aside, I have an offer to make.
Quite simply put, I want answers. Information, at nearly any cost.
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-21 / 50- Spin2Win
-16 / 50- The Tophat
-7 / 10- The Democratic Upheaval
+2 to PitTheAngel
=ACTION=
OH GOD KILL SCRATCH!
I quickly switch the ARMISTYX into ROCKET SCYTHE MODE, and fly towards Scratch. I then switch modes midflight, still being carried by the speed of the rocket, changing the ARMISTYX into GIANT SCISSORS MODE, which I run Scratch through with. I then grab the BRASS KNUCKLES, and smash Scratch in the face, launching him back a fair distance. I then switch to HOOKSHOT SCYTHE MODE and impale Scratch with it, and pull him back to me.
I then use TELESLASH LVL 10 on Scratch, and end by knocking him upwards, ARMISTYX HOOTSHOT still in him. I then unload several stacks of wood, and create a giant spiked barrier in-front of me, with a tiny hole allowing the Hookshot to retract. I retract the Hookshot, and end up impaling Scratch on dozens of giant wooded spikes. I then take the ARMISTYX out of him in one swift motion.
I then manipulate the wood into his body, causing it to thrash around inside of him, causing massive internal damage. To finish this, I add some more wood around Scratch, then light all the wood of fire using the ARMISTYX in FLAMETHROWER SCYTHE MODE. I then retreat far away so Scratch can't kill me after this.
=LIMBO=
I proceed, having the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE ready in-case of attackers. If they do attack me, I also deploy several mini-sentries to help slay whatever's coming at me.
=COMMAND=
>Streamer: Attack Scratch by using the Voices as a giant sword!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Nope! Nothing to see here!
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1/3
Ea Core 6/8
I finish alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 4/4 COMPLETE.
I begin alchemizing the STAR Rifle. 1/7.
Large Crystal Movers (x5) -c Guardmetal Spaceship. 1/4.
You forgot the description for the Aura Core last turn.
I merge the several sets of my nano-alchemies together to form a greatly weakened first draft of my planned ultimate weapon, the Adamant Armor. The Mage's Eavesdropper situates itself in the front of my chest, linked up with the Interfaced Timewatch to precision-jump me through time. The Reserveframe serves as a host for the entire set of nanites, greatly bulking up. The Intelaugmentor begins to project its magic-boosting field, boosting my magic. The Crystal Mover adds itself on to increase the total power of the whole thing, as well as augment flight and movement in space. The Intelligencedevice, Crystallum, links up with the combined computing power and magic reserves of the entire gestalt. It undergoes a sudden shift in power, and jumps entirely off the scale. In Nanohaverse terms, I just went from SSS rank, (or above) the highest power rank of mage yet discovered, to at least two, possibly three, orders of magnitude above that.
I drink a Potion of Ichor and chase it with a Potion of Witchcraft for good measure.
Crystallum chimes. *Full Drive initiated.* Light shines from the gem at the staff's tip, and for a moment nothing happens. Then, metal-inscribed armor plates appear from nowhere, interlocking with and interfacing with the nanites. A large reactor-type construction, shining with generated magic, attaches itself to my back, along with a set of fins that a moment later spread to emit winglike wisps forged of pure quintessence. And Crystallum itself- the staff practically explodes, the gem floating into a slot just above the Interfaced Timewatch. Magic runs through the entire armor, and the staff I was wielding before reassembles itself, bereft of gem and now a simple, unadorned staff of dark metal. I point the staff at Scratch, and send out a pulse of undirected magic. He is blown backwards from the sheer force of possibly a tenth of a percent of the massive power I now command.
I now commence attacking in earnest. I begin to incant a spell which would normally have a much different- and weaker- effect, but the sheer force of the power I command is warping it to my will. "Across heaven and earth, resounds Gjallarhorn." An absolutely huge magic circle springs up beneath my feet, and another springs up in front of me, pointing at Scratch, who is suddenly bound in magical chains. "Its clarion call, across sky and sea, cries out a warning. Hearken well oh mighty ones, your destruction approaches!" A massive ball of magic forms in front of the forward magic circle, crackling with the sheer power forced into such a small space. This would likely be easily enough to destroy a planet, and bring about this spell's namesake event. Which should be obvious, if you know Norse mythology. "Ring out, song of the end!" The ball slowly begins to shrink until it is barely two stories in diameter, and positively blinding from the sheer amount of magic forced into that tiny space. "RAGNAROK!" The ball collapses further, and then fires out a massive stream of violent energy. Scratch is completely helpless to get away as the lance of energy blasts him and presumably annihilates him. Well, he is supernaturally durable, but you never know with power this powerful. The wash of magic from the sheer power of the world-annihilating blast clips the spire, possibly damaging it, possibly not. It is simply something that happens.
+2 to Erelye.
Ink. I must have ink. Ink to inscribe this Name upon me, once I find it. An ink that will burn this Name into my arm.
Erelye. May I have a small supply of ink? No more than half a vial or so. (Treat this as a charge assist- it won't use up any of your resources, and won't boost me.)
47/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Let's raise hell.
I use Zillyhoo's Legacy on him.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
50/50 Weath Ray
35/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I teraport inside Scratch, slash his stomach up with my UberSword, plant antimatter explosives inside him, then teraport out and watch the explosion.
SCP Foundation Action: The guy watching the battle between SCP-2317 and Godzilla uses {REDACTED} to make a portal to suck in all the energy from the beam war during that battle and cause it to appear right in front of Scratch, blasting him with a combined blast from 2 super-powerful entities.
EXOS Action: EXOS recieves an extra gift from the Fleetmind: a advanced power plant that increases its attack power.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind reacts near-instantly to the Disc being destroyed, and by "reacts" I mean "every ship in the fleet opens fire by firing breachers at 99.9% the speed of light combined with plasma barrage and immobilizing Scratch via gravity manipulation. Basically, a Battle Technique: Fleet Attack, except 10x more powerful (this is actually using the 3 post charge charged last round to boost its power).
SCP-2317 Battle: After the beams were sucked up by Foundation interference, the combatants are momentarily confused. SCP-2317 gets to its senses faster, and rushes Godzilla, bringing it down and grabbing right next to its face with a spare arm to blast Godzilla with a contact dose of dark energy. Godzilla counters with an atomic breath, but SCP-2317 gets out of the way too fast, and Godzilla's attempt to retake the advantage are met with an arm to the face driving it back into the ground.
Look on, and tremble, ye masses, for the end is nigh. Your doom comes in the night, bearing a bronzed sword.
I pull out a long-abandoned Creation Pen, still burning with Sepulchritudinous fires, and write two words, too powerful to display. End Times.(This is the actual final 'rung' of the Raptureladder, which I just made up but would be (all the Raptureladder swords) && all the Rapturedice.).
I dare not even touch the sword, for I would be annihilated in less than an instant if I did more than think of it. I simply let the weapon erase itself from spacetime, as the OP Scale rolls twice over. Too powerful to exist, yet extant, the sword obliterates itself, taking a chunk of reality with it. When vision and normal conceptions of space and time return, the Spire is gone, with Scratch. The First Block remains, with blast marks. A curious green fire burns like an aurora, illuminating the Void. It bends into a strange pattern for one moment, and then disappears.
I gather the nonexistent Disc remains in the nonexistent places (11)...
I then locate the Broken Disc from an unhappened plot (11).
Do you think I might be going somewhere with this (11)?
((Note: The (11) actually is counted, despite the parentheses used (11).))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Oh god Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD! DONT LET SCRATCH ACTIVATE THE SPIRE!
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 5 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) I voted the PPC members and i Throw a Mega Flare Bomb at Scratch and i preformed ROCK SOLO at Scratch at the same time and i Threw a Medkit at omglolsguy22 due to Draining 3 HP a turn
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 48/50 No need for Help anymore!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 49/50 His Ultimate Machine will be finally Built No need for Help anymore! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Modified Crossbow && Advanced Weapon Upgrades 1/9
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 4/9Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 4/6Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 4/8TRIPLE FAILED!Total Damage so Far: 143250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
@tazz: FOWL!!!! The swords are copyrighted! I've already said that! No using any of the swords I alchemized from Ircucvci upwards! Not to mention, just pulling the Bane out would be more destructive than Paradox Dimentio's mega-attack being pulled off successfully if you don't know how to control the Bane's power, so... yeah. No.
@twin: Don't forget the Doctor's Doom...
3/11 for the town painter
And the storm of random objects flying through the void ends with... a world buster hitting the spire.
Not Scratch. the spire.
Scratch, occupied with everything else, and the world buster having been in the void so long as to have gained void powers... Scratch does not see it until too late.
Kablammo.
Battlefield:
Eric nods: I see. We could still pick you up later. We aren't leaving Godcraft just yet, so if you wish to stay here for now, you can do so.
Hank walks back over from the group (Astria, Sanford and Deimos): Wilson's staying? Meh, I've already been here a while. Can't hurt to stick around a little bit to help him out.
Eric: Okay, that sound good Wilson?
Agent Coulson greets Astria and the others as they climb aboard the plane.
"Welcome aboard. I don't think I recognize any of you..."
Skye, over in the corner with a laptop, looks up. "You know, they don't have to be from something fictional just because everyone we've met so far has been. And she's from Homestuck, I think."
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I continue hovering in place briefly, then the world suddenly cuts out. Upon rebooting, the first thing evident to the spire is that it has been transported to somewhere else, along with Scratch. That somewhere else is poorly lit, but the walls, littered with torn posters, reflect a rusty brown colour where the light flickers on them. A thin layer of water, green with algae, covers the ground, maintained by leaking pipes overhead. Screens displaying various images of the place reveal that the rest of wherever is not in a better state. Camera 01 displays a rusty iron door, with a surprisingly high quality chain hastily thrown around the handle. Camera 02 displays a short hallway, posters and rust as present here as the room the spire and Scratch are in. Camera 03 flickers, and it slowly dawns on Scratch that he can see himself on the camera. All of the other cameras do not display anything notable, except for Camera 11... The shattered remains of a glass display case, arranged as if something from inside the case burst out of it, with the plaque at the bottom reading:
"ENGIETECH DRONE - One of the genuine models of drone used by Engie in the Godmodding war of (TEXT OBSCURED)"
Scratch, and possibly the spire, both try to teleport out, but cannot get a lock on the outside world. Camera 01 fills with static for a few seconds, then flickers back into displaying the rusty iron door, with one key difference - the chain has been fastened tightly on. Camera 02 suddenly shorts out, the last image being looped in place - the silhouette of a metal arm. Movement on Camera 11 draws Scratch's attention, as an animatronic that look suspiciously like Blue stands and stares at the remains of the display case. In fact... hold on... upon closer inspection, that might not be an animatronic. The camera fills with static, clearing up to reveal that animatronic!Blue is no longer there. Camera 08 suddenly glitches out, the horrifying face of Springtrap obscuring the screen. Upon lowering the screen to try to see what the problem is, phantom!Springtrap roars in Scratch's cueball "face", then vanishes. Following that, Camera 03 cuts out. Wait, wasn't that the one which Scratch could see himself through?
"GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
One of my drones, in a horrible state of disrepair, charges right up to Scratch. Here, have a charming description - the gray metal has partially rusted brown, and appears to be full of holes. A large chunk of the head is outright missing, forming a brutally crude mouth full of jagged teeth. One arm has no outer layer, having decayed to the point where it shouldn't logically still be attached. Both of the drone's eyes are missing, two fingers have fallen off from the non-decayed arm, gray blood appears to be leaking from various holes in the chest, one leg has been poorly repaired with bolts shot into place. Anyway, the drone charges right up to Scratch and jumpscares him, followed by a brutal killing scene that won't be repeated here. An identical ungodly noise signifies the spire being jumpscared by animatronic!Blue, who is actually in remarkably good condition to the point where she looks like her human counterpart. Oh, apart from the torn suit. And lack of eyes. And the strange fact that she looks almost too realistic, as if she isn't an animatronic at all... But I wouldn't do something as horrible as that, would I?
Suddenly, the world cuts back to where we all were before. TECHPIECE, leaning on the 3.00 caliber rifle, gives Scratch a "Seriously?" look.
"SERIOUSLY? YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH NIGHT ONE OF FIVE NIGHTS AT ENGIE'S? GIT GUD, SCRUB."
I just laugh, the grimdark aura surrounding me causing my laugh to sound outright menacing. Images of the heavily broken down drone flicker in Scratch's vision, regardless of how he tries to see, and only get more intense if he tries to clear them. Suddenly, the injuries inflicted upon both him and the spire in FNaE become reality, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED - WE'D RATHER NOT GIVE YOU PERMANIGHTMARES]].
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS