I use the Hard-Light Gun to shoot me some skeletons. DIE, bones.
I then power up all my HALI arrays, switch them to red, and use that to boost Split.
Following that, I preview the result of (Gatekeeper's Scythe && Inverter)|| Automatic Shield Generator.
If it turns out to be Nullificator Shield Generator, then I create it with the Origin Wands and duplicate one for the Everyman.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Story: while i was fighting in the Void i see a Uberclone which is my ones Taken by Scratch
Pricey: That Clone is a Spy!
Uberclone: No Way! You are a Spy!
Pricey: NO U!
Meanwhile in Wily's Castle
Wily: I see some Broken Repair Bots from the Wars so i will Recycle them to make more Repair Bots and Maintenance Bots to Work on my Machine and the Robot Masters
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Start Chopping up some Skeletons to make a Bone Golem i also Made the Sacred Items
(Village Pillage Arc) I Heal a Zombie with a Potion that can Heal Undead
(Void Arc) I am Sharing the Power of the Everyman to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and i used the Token of Affinity to Raise Split's Affinity i Heal the Owl Effigy and the Everyman and i Strike my Posessed Clone with my Combo Slash
(Others) N/A
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 25/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 26/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 7/10
Total Damage so Far: 98250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
> Alchemies
The White Glove > Fine = The Black Hand (7/9)
Bow && Fluoroantiomonic Acid && Oriya Code Chart = Oriya Acidspitter (6/7)
Bow && Polonium-210 && Gujarati Code Chart = Uranium Gujarati (6/7)
> Owl Action
I originwand up a gold statue of a Game of Life glider, a glass sphere with every conceivable indented connector end embedded inside, 15 television screens wired up to a single heavily modified Nintendo Entertainment System with a cartridge labeled "Michael Rosen's Plum Adventure" inside, a True Capitalist Radio-brand bathtub, a 5½ inch floppy drive with a floppy disk labeled "#1337 H4XX0R" inserted into the drive, 50,000 baloney bacon gold diarrhea tacos, 91,240 sticks of butter and an error message.
> Split Action
I give Split a group of players who give him a 20-minute applause, giving him the will to continue on!
> Boneyard Action
I host an epic gaming party and force the skeletons to play every LJN game ever simultaneously, and death in any one of the games means death for the skeleton by originwanded osmiridium anvils falling onto them at 40,000 m/s. Of course, I am rigging the controllers to automatically press random buttons at the worst times, causing every single one of them to die within three seconds.
Insert, the dual raves aren't working the same way they work in Problem Sleuth. In Problem Sleuth, its two people working together to do the same high-power attack. They way twin's using it, its just one comb paying for multiple raves. If no one chooses to, that's fine, but I think that fseftr wouldn't have to worry about being upstaged.
Talist, is Fayther using up the charge that was meant for Wilson?
3/11 for nailtimatum.
Split is pelted by a variety of red beanbags, increasing his red sun affinity.
A variety of green bags make a green sun shield around the owl effigy, reducing the red sun affinity of anyone who tries to remove them!
Wilson's shop:
Hank and Sanford watch, stunned.
Hank: Well... This place keeps getting stranger and stranger...
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
50/50 (Amp'd. I'll describe this later. I don't have time now.)
+1 to Amp x2.
I draw the Writhing Stick carefully. I have no desire to have my mind and soul invaded and eradicated by eternally suffering spirits. Alas, this is the sort of price true power comes at, in my experience, at least. I point the wand of living ashwood(?) at the skeletons. I would think that eldritch suffering could manifest in the form of losing your soul. Regardless, I shall attempt to do this. However, it is vital I use this thing wisely, lest I die. Thusly, I direct the wrath of the spirits attempting to kill me into the skeletons. I watch them writhe on the floor silently, until their motions, convulsions, and thrashings subside. Their death, or possibly double-death, was an inevitability, I am afraid. Even if these skeletons were innocent people before they rotted away and were reanimated by the Lich, they must die. End of story. Agonized souls pour forth from the corpses of the skeletons, swarming towards others, growing in numbers with the souls of the fallen. I suppose this could serve as an infinite army, but I am not interested in any way whatsoever. The army of the dead is extremely weak in comparison to what I could design, I hope. I would be biased, however, as I am me, and am predisposed to think certain things about myself. I direct the wand of writhing, still-living, twitching, and pulsating wood in the direction of a crowd of Officials. Immediately, black cracks form on the bones of the skeletons, flowing down their bodies in their entirety. Black magical energy drips and flows forth from the unfortunate group of Archers, evidently serving to cause excessive, if not fatal, discomfort for the undead creature. The Archers are either consumed by the agonized souls within the Writhing Stick, or merely spontaneously combust in a violent fashion, spraying body parts everywhere. Pure, unadulterated eldritch suffering flows through the nonexistent veins of several skeletons some distance away. They are immediately converted to a wretched state. One might even call them Fel Skeletons. Of course, with this new state of being comes an altered mind. Not an altered state; these skeletons probably have not been messing with illicit substances. The Fel Skeletons, infused with raw hellfire and eldritch suffering, obtain a thoroughly chaotic alignment, rushing their former fellows almost immediately. They would attack us, but the other skeletons are far easier targets. The Fel Skeletons immediately leap upon their former fellows, several Skeleton Officials, or perhaps Guardians, and proceed to begin tearing them to shreds, shrieking with elder agony all the while. Not a particularly desirable state of being, I assure you. The Fel Skeletons promptly explode in blasts of chaotic energy. I cautiously place the Writhing Stick back in my inventory. This weapon is quite useful, I assure you.
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The source of power is unusually evident. It is coming directly from some sort of orange light. Or, rather, its source, which is currently indiscernible. You fail to pull Astria onto the disc. It appears as if you have already failed in the 'do not get separated' field.
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Emerald fire - Green nova lvl 10 on the Skele officials.
I throw a sort of grenade at Split. Although it doesn't explode into fire, it explodes into a spray of teflon, a material that is very un conductive. Hopefully that will reduce his power.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Happy | - | - | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 9 turns!
Command: Copy short term memory from Scratch. He's probably feeling rather smug and happy.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 184$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 2/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$)
Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$)
CandleLit Chestplate (WIP, level 2)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
> Alchemies
The White Glove > Fine = The Black Hand (8/9)
Bow && Fluoroantiomonic Acid && Oriya Code Chart = Oriya Acidspitter (7/7)
Bow && Polonium-210 && Gujarati Code Chart = Uranium Gujarati (7/7)
> Boneyard + Owl Action
I activate Spell 3134: ␃𐎚💬 /란돔넸! I input the string of Unicode characters with the Unicoder! The first thing that appears is Peter Griffin's Griffin Virus! The Griffin Virus infects a few skeletons, causing them to flip out and have a seizure so massive that they split into thousands of pieces! Next is Microsoft Shingen, who appears along with his Windows 7 Fortress! He puts the entirety of Jupiter 7 as a shield for the Owl Effigy and uses his Windows 7 Fortress to take down the skeletons! Jen'Eric Noos-Ree Porter appears and reports the news before the NSA takes over and sends some skeletons to the NSA Jail, where they all die! Jerry the Tux Penguin appears and is ordered to do nothing. He ends up blowing up the skeletons and helping Michael Bay escape from the NSA Jail! Michael Bay proceeds to blow up a ton of skeletons! Next, the entire Thunderbirds101 Space Station appears and proceeds to empty the contents of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet upon the skeletons, corroding straight through them! Finally, Radar Overseer Scotty drops a baloney sandwich on a skeleton, causing it to get deadly baloney ebola and dying!
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
Scranton Reality Cannon: 5/8
Allotrope Decad: 4/11
iAntipistolet: 2/10
==Actions==
Lothyra: "I think Scratch's chain-draining is getting ridiculous."
Lothyra inputs "Something that can and will break Split's chains" into the Origin Wands, then uses it on Split's chains. Bender uses Supercell on the Uberclone.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie, seeing how the Blacksmith's door has been broken down, moves to the Church.
==Limbo==
Lothyra's shadow tries to find something Homestuck-related.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-8 / 50- Spin2Win
-14 / 50- The Tophat
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I begin lifting again! (1 / 6)
I then grab THE MATERIAL PLANE, fire a line of napalm over the Skeleton Horde, then ignite it.
=LIMBO=
I light the chair on fire. It's obviously haunted. I then decide that there must be cool stuff underground, and I proceed to pull out a stupidly large drill, and enter the barren grounds of Limbo.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will command the voices to preform a self-heal!
I decide to stop using piono's weapons, as they're actually pretty lame. I then go on a journey through time, and along the way use Fseftr's split simulator to get a split that's really just me again, since there's not much about me to split. The split develops Mage of Time powers, since I have at times dealt with the prediction of events as well as their countering. Anyways, we go on an incredibly long journey across space time, and eventually assemble the Infinity Gauntlet. We then drop the thing in a giant volcano somewhere because we're indifferent to that kind of power. We then go on an epic quest and master all eleven thousand elements, then utilize our power to save the multiverse. Yes, this was just based off of that joke description you gave the Pocket Alterationer. Deal with it. It then turns out that in order to save the multiverse we recruited the skeletons to fight an ancient cosmic horror, and then they all died. Before that, it had been learned that they were the key to mastering all eleven thousand elements, so we had to defeat a vast majority of them. And even before that they had the Infinity Gems as well as the Infinity Gauntlet so we had to murder even more of them. It's honestly kind of weird that they still died so easily. Oh well. I use the power of all eleven thousand elements to murder the Uberclone.
I notice a grenade containing teflon being thrown at Split (teflon is one of the eleven thousand elements), but Split flashes red and it flies into the Red Sun, so all's well.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 10/50
Rafflesia 2/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 13/50
Eight Alterers 7/9
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 5/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Sparkling Octet)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-19. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I open the Tome of Tropes, and flip to the page of Revive kills Zombie. The trope is invoked, temporarily warping the arena to make it so that healing magic kills the skeletons effectively. Then, I flip to Healing Hands and begin throwing common healing spells around. Cures, Cura's, and Curagas abound, to say nothing of the general positive energy being thrown around. Skeletons collapse left and right from the onslaught. If no/very few skeletons are left from the Comb Rave before, the healing magic floating around is instead directed into Split, metaphysically healing his connection to the Red Sun and therefore boosting his affinity!
Another +2 to Tazz for the Sun. Just get it to me when you can- I can duplicate a supply from there.
Ork Horde 33/50
Another betrayal. Your freedom is lost time and time again, but what is it next to the name? They come again now. Seven blue men to carry you away, seven chains to bind you. You are getting closer.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 5.*
19/49
(The Boneyard Arc) I Strike some Skeletons with Scratch's Pool Strike Attack after the Incident and i was Controlling Evil and i also Made the Sacred Items
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am Creating the Power of the Everyman to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and i used the Cracked Amulet of Affinity to Raise Split's Affinity i Heal the Owl Effigy and the Everyman and i Punched my Posessed Clone with the Power of Scratch Psi-Scratch wont be Pleased after me...
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 26/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 27/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 8/10
Creating the ??? Guitar && Magic Axe 1/7
Total Damage so Far: 98250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I paint Split red, raisng his affinity
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $114
Needed Dupes:
I tell all the skeleton officials that they could get a treasure to help them last eternity if they continue the map the other skeletons couldn't finish! They agree...
Part 4: Jungle: They pick up the quest at the jungle of Space Invaders. Yep, straight out of the old arcade machine! The skeletons, being really old, are all pros at that game, and so they're ready to fight! But then they realize they don't have a tank that shoots lasers. Or extra lives. Or cover to hide behind. and that the Invaders shoot and move at 100x speed. They must still win anyway to proceed.
Part 5: Fortress: They must attack a fortress of wolves-the skeleton's worst nightmare! The wolves are triple the size of normal minecraft wolves, ten times as vicious, and they have noses that can smell a skeleton from 10,000 blocks away. The skeletons must fight and win, or at least neutralize, all the wolves, who happen to be invincible. And there are 100,000 of them, and they're EXTRA angry for all being confined to the fortress! And if they try to go around the fortress, Infinity-strength sunlight hits them and they catch fire.
Part 6: Volcano: They have to scale a volcano. The volcano is sentient, and loves erupting on unsuspecting(or suspecting, it doesn't really care) passer-by. It also really, really hates skeletons. And it EXTRA hates skeleton officials. And it happened to have eaten Mexican last night, and is ready for an EXTRA vicious eruption! The end of the map points to the very top point of the volcano.
Part 7: Leap of Faith: Remember, it's all a practical joke! When they get to the very tip of the rim, and see no chest, they conclude the only way forward is to jump in, which they do. After the volcano erupts one last time. I fly over to see what happened to them, and end up having to look away at the brutality. It's clear they're in no condition to return to me for the real map (it's a pity, I had a whole return trip planned!), so I decide to just pass the torch to the next group of mooks I find.
"Hold on to it for a turn. The high single-target damage would be wasted on a horde such as this rabble."
My deeply-cutting insulting words greatly injure the skeletons. To rub salt into the wounds, an obscene quantity of sodium appears out of nowhere and spills on everything. Oh by the way, as I have demonstrated quite a few times before, I do exert quite the level of control over my subordinates. Which means that a titanic Mechroa worm bursts out of the arena ground, apparently in need of calcium for dietary needs. Yes, they are eating machines. What did you honestly expect from a universe-devouring AI?
Village pillage: Move the zombie I'm joint controlling over to the last place with a door and help bring it down.
The Scarlet Inferno (6/15) (Affinity Help) (Crystal'd X 4)
Drive: Doorrior (3/50) (special!)
I quickly toss CrystalCat yet another Mini-Red Sun Duplicate, the last for now. I think we'd all appreciate more Red Sun affinity for Split right now, however, so let's keep +2ing me so we can get some slight affinity aid.
Brine || Gatekeeper's Scythe = The Gate-Knocker (Level 10: 3/11)
I preview Miniature Red Sun && Miniature Green Sun, but do not start to make it if the combination is possible.
Fseftr's unleashing ffff means that I can clearly go easy on the Skeletons and focus on barriers and Affinity. I proceed to do so. I pull out a hyper-advanced calculator and type in an equation based upon all battlefield statistics, including win/loss ratios, power levels down to the nanos and up to the yottas, alchemies, Godmodder freedom chance, the amount of Ranch Dressing on both sides, affinity rates, special attacks, and a load of other variables. It all comes together in a marvelous result: Descendants with a smashing 68% chance, while Scratch only has 32%! Of course, the Narrative wins above all, so who's odds will play out is a different question entirely, but this includes Narrative choice chance, so it appears as if the Descendants will be the inevitable victors! Not to sound cocky, though, 32% is hardly 1-in-a-million. Nevertheless, I give these relatively positive odds to the Red Sun in the form of a Binary Message in Hydrogen particles! It immediately flares up and gives Split it's allegiance, raising his affinity! Meanwhile, I do a similar thing to the Green sun but invert the numbers, giving Scratch the better odds. It flares up and gives Scratch it's allegiance, which interferes with his Affinity because he's currently powered by the Red Sun! I then take the tiniest (but canon!) medium of First Guardian Powers I miraculously possess to fire off a tiny spark of Green Sun powers at a Miniature Green Sun, which reacts violently at the result to let loose a large mini-solar flare, giving Scratch a metric ton of Green Fire to the face, further reducing his affinity but somehow completely failing to injure him.
I wipe sweat off of my face-that was not exactly a fun ordeal to issue powers I haven't really learned at all and the kind that could probably kill me to use at this stage. In any case, I proceed to do some more barrier making! This time, I head to a recycling plant on an earth-like planet that is conveniently not earth! There, they have the multiverse's largest recycling center, almost as large as the planet itself! I use it to create an utterly massive recycling barrier, made of tin and aluminum cans, various plastics, tires, T-shirts, and more! It's also the size of a planet. I place it in front of the Owl Effigy. The anvilicious nature of this defensive maneuver causes anvils to float into the void where we fight in, serendipitously falling into place for yet another barrier made entirely of anvils! Then, for good measure, I paint them with green-sun radiated green paint, causing them to radiate green sun powers if/when the paint cracks This will make Scratch weaker in affinity to remove!
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Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
I summon large numbers of elves, torture them, and collect their tears in a huge tank!
I summon a huge pile of weasels, infect them with a superpowered version of the cold virus, and harvest their snot!
I build a huge pumpkin/sugarcane/egg farm, then process the entire output into pie filling!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I use the Hard-Light Gun to shoot me some skeletons. DIE, bones.
I then power up all my HALI arrays, switch them to red, and use that to boost Split.
Following that, I preview the result of (Gatekeeper's Scythe && Inverter)|| Automatic Shield Generator.
If it turns out to be Nullificator Shield Generator, then I create it with the Origin Wands and duplicate one for the Everyman.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1
Story: while i was fighting in the Void i see a Uberclone which is my ones Taken by Scratch
Pricey: That Clone is a Spy!
Uberclone: No Way! You are a Spy!
Pricey: NO U!
Meanwhile in Wily's Castle
Wily: I see some Broken Repair Bots from the Wars so i will Recycle them to make more Repair Bots and Maintenance Bots to Work on my Machine and the Robot Masters
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Start Chopping up some Skeletons to make a Bone Golem i also Made the Sacred Items
(Village Pillage Arc) I Heal a Zombie with a Potion that can Heal Undead
(Void Arc) I am Sharing the Power of the Everyman to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and i used the Token of Affinity to Raise Split's Affinity i Heal the Owl Effigy and the Everyman and i Strike my Posessed Clone with my Combo Slash
(Others) N/A
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 25/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 26/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 7/10
Total Damage so Far: 98250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
> Alchemies
The White Glove > Fine = The Black Hand (7/9)
Bow && Fluoroantiomonic Acid && Oriya Code Chart = Oriya Acidspitter (6/7)
Bow && Polonium-210 && Gujarati Code Chart = Uranium Gujarati (6/7)
> Owl Action
I originwand up a gold statue of a Game of Life glider, a glass sphere with every conceivable indented connector end embedded inside, 15 television screens wired up to a single heavily modified Nintendo Entertainment System with a cartridge labeled "Michael Rosen's Plum Adventure" inside, a True Capitalist Radio-brand bathtub, a 5½ inch floppy drive with a floppy disk labeled "#1337 H4XX0R" inserted into the drive, 50,000 baloney bacon gold diarrhea tacos, 91,240 sticks of butter and an error message.
> Split Action
I give Split a group of players who give him a 20-minute applause, giving him the will to continue on!
> Boneyard Action
I host an epic gaming party and force the skeletons to play every LJN game ever simultaneously, and death in any one of the games means death for the skeleton by originwanded osmiridium anvils falling onto them at 40,000 m/s. Of course, I am rigging the controllers to automatically press random buttons at the worst times, causing every single one of them to die within three seconds.
Insert, the dual raves aren't working the same way they work in Problem Sleuth. In Problem Sleuth, its two people working together to do the same high-power attack. They way twin's using it, its just one comb paying for multiple raves. If no one chooses to, that's fine, but I think that fseftr wouldn't have to worry about being upstaged.
Talist, is Fayther using up the charge that was meant for Wilson?
3/11 for nailtimatum.
Split is pelted by a variety of red beanbags, increasing his red sun affinity.
A variety of green bags make a green sun shield around the owl effigy, reducing the red sun affinity of anyone who tries to remove them!
Wilson's shop:
Hank and Sanford watch, stunned.
Hank: Well... This place keeps getting stranger and stranger...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
50/50 (Amp'd. I'll describe this later. I don't have time now.)
+1 to Amp x2.
I draw the Writhing Stick carefully. I have no desire to have my mind and soul invaded and eradicated by eternally suffering spirits. Alas, this is the sort of price true power comes at, in my experience, at least. I point the wand of living ashwood(?) at the skeletons. I would think that eldritch suffering could manifest in the form of losing your soul. Regardless, I shall attempt to do this. However, it is vital I use this thing wisely, lest I die. Thusly, I direct the wrath of the spirits attempting to kill me into the skeletons. I watch them writhe on the floor silently, until their motions, convulsions, and thrashings subside. Their death, or possibly double-death, was an inevitability, I am afraid. Even if these skeletons were innocent people before they rotted away and were reanimated by the Lich, they must die. End of story. Agonized souls pour forth from the corpses of the skeletons, swarming towards others, growing in numbers with the souls of the fallen. I suppose this could serve as an infinite army, but I am not interested in any way whatsoever. The army of the dead is extremely weak in comparison to what I could design, I hope. I would be biased, however, as I am me, and am predisposed to think certain things about myself. I direct the wand of writhing, still-living, twitching, and pulsating wood in the direction of a crowd of Officials. Immediately, black cracks form on the bones of the skeletons, flowing down their bodies in their entirety. Black magical energy drips and flows forth from the unfortunate group of Archers, evidently serving to cause excessive, if not fatal, discomfort for the undead creature. The Archers are either consumed by the agonized souls within the Writhing Stick, or merely spontaneously combust in a violent fashion, spraying body parts everywhere. Pure, unadulterated eldritch suffering flows through the nonexistent veins of several skeletons some distance away. They are immediately converted to a wretched state. One might even call them Fel Skeletons. Of course, with this new state of being comes an altered mind. Not an altered state; these skeletons probably have not been messing with illicit substances. The Fel Skeletons, infused with raw hellfire and eldritch suffering, obtain a thoroughly chaotic alignment, rushing their former fellows almost immediately. They would attack us, but the other skeletons are far easier targets. The Fel Skeletons immediately leap upon their former fellows, several Skeleton Officials, or perhaps Guardians, and proceed to begin tearing them to shreds, shrieking with elder agony all the while. Not a particularly desirable state of being, I assure you. The Fel Skeletons promptly explode in blasts of chaotic energy. I cautiously place the Writhing Stick back in my inventory. This weapon is quite useful, I assure you.
—
The source of power is unusually evident. It is coming directly from some sort of orange light. Or, rather, its source, which is currently indiscernible. You fail to pull Astria onto the disc. It appears as if you have already failed in the 'do not get separated' field.
Charges: 33/50 + 46/50
Emerald fire - Green nova lvl 10 on the Skele officials.
I throw a sort of grenade at Split. Although it doesn't explode into fire, it explodes into a spray of teflon, a material that is very un conductive. Hopefully that will reduce his power.
HP: 220,000/220,000
Memories: | Happy | - | - | - | - | - |
Fayther cannot attack directly. Instead, she copies memories of other creatures and uses them to heal or buff other creatures. She can store up to 6 memories and can copy, combine, or apply memories. Each of these actions except combining take one turn.
Copy memory: Fills 1 empty memory cell from a different character's memories. There are 3 different kinds of memories, happy ones, sad ones, and violent ones. Fayther can copy either a short term memory or a long term memory. Short term memories are based on what happened to that entity last turn and long term memories are based on that character's backstory, if any. She can only harness a long term memory every 3 turns. For short term, I'll look at the last post to determine which memory Fayther gets.
Combine memories: There are a couple recipes Fayther can use.
Happy + violent = prideful memory
Happy + sad = sorrowsong memory
Sad + violent = gloomy memory
prideful + sorrowsong + gloomy = Rainbow memory (she'll probably never get this one)
Apply memory: expends a memory to apply an effect to an entity. These are very powerful because they take 2 or more turns to use.
Happy - Heal an entity for 45,000
Sad - Reduces the damage the entity takes by 65% until the end of the next turn, up to a maximum of 60,000 damage reduction
Violent - Triples the damage of the entity's next attack
Prideful - Doubles the damage of the entity's next attack and causes it to be healed for twice the damage dealt
Sorrowsong - Reduces the damage the entity takes until the end of the next turn by 50% (up to 50,000) and causes it to be healed for 50% of the damage it took at the end of the turn (up to 50,000).
Gloomy - Debuffs the target of the entity's next attack, meaning for the next 3 turns, it will heal the target it attacks by 20,000.
Rainbow - Applies ALL of the above effects.
If these sound overpowered, remember that to apply just a happy memory, it takes 2 turns. A prideful memory takes 3 turns and a rainbow memory takes 9 turns!
Command: Copy short term memory from Scratch. He's probably feeling rather smug and happy.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 184$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 2/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Convenite && CandleLit Chestplate && pouch of dyes = Sprectra's Chestplate 4/6
Ice Cream && Strawberry && sprinkles = ??? 1/? YAYYYYY
Time essence? huh? ... okay... Awkward potion OOO Time Essence = ??? DONE
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Ooh. This will be interesting!
Also, there are a lot of friendly entities on the board to provide cover. Why isn't it a good idea to summon an entity?
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Calling: 27/50
Starfall Sync: 2/50
I pick off some of the Skeleton Warriors with my trusty M16. Souls for the Soul Fights!
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
> Alchemies
The White Glove > Fine = The Black Hand (8/9)
Bow && Fluoroantiomonic Acid && Oriya Code Chart = Oriya Acidspitter (7/7)
Bow && Polonium-210 && Gujarati Code Chart = Uranium Gujarati (7/7)
> Boneyard + Owl Action
I activate Spell 3134: ␃𐎚💬 /란돔넸! I input the string of Unicode characters with the Unicoder! The first thing that appears is Peter Griffin's Griffin Virus! The Griffin Virus infects a few skeletons, causing them to flip out and have a seizure so massive that they split into thousands of pieces! Next is Microsoft Shingen, who appears along with his Windows 7 Fortress! He puts the entirety of Jupiter 7 as a shield for the Owl Effigy and uses his Windows 7 Fortress to take down the skeletons! Jen'Eric Noos-Ree Porter appears and reports the news before the NSA takes over and sends some skeletons to the NSA Jail, where they all die! Jerry the Tux Penguin appears and is ordered to do nothing. He ends up blowing up the skeletons and helping Michael Bay escape from the NSA Jail! Michael Bay proceeds to blow up a ton of skeletons! Next, the entire Thunderbirds101 Space Station appears and proceeds to empty the contents of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet upon the skeletons, corroding straight through them! Finally, Radar Overseer Scotty drops a baloney sandwich on a skeleton, causing it to get deadly baloney ebola and dying!
+2 to Wilson
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
Scranton Reality Cannon: 5/8
Allotrope Decad: 4/11
iAntipistolet: 2/10
==Actions==
Lothyra: "I think Scratch's chain-draining is getting ridiculous."
Lothyra inputs "Something that can and will break Split's chains" into the Origin Wands, then uses it on Split's chains. Bender uses Supercell on the Uberclone.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie, seeing how the Blacksmith's door has been broken down, moves to the Church.
==Limbo==
Lothyra's shadow tries to find something Homestuck-related.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I renew my casting of GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 5: QUARTER!
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Maniac: I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: WAR RAMPAGE LV. 10 on the skeletons.
Midna: I solidify some of the void around the Owl, protecting it.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-8 / 50- Spin2Win
-14 / 50- The Tophat
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I begin lifting again! (1 / 6)
I then grab THE MATERIAL PLANE, fire a line of napalm over the Skeleton Horde, then ignite it.
=LIMBO=
I light the chair on fire. It's obviously haunted. I then decide that there must be cool stuff underground, and I proceed to pull out a stupidly large drill, and enter the barren grounds of Limbo.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will command the voices to preform a self-heal!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I decide to stop using piono's weapons, as they're actually pretty lame. I then go on a journey through time, and along the way use Fseftr's split simulator to get a split that's really just me again, since there's not much about me to split. The split develops Mage of Time powers, since I have at times dealt with the prediction of events as well as their countering. Anyways, we go on an incredibly long journey across space time, and eventually assemble the Infinity Gauntlet. We then drop the thing in a giant volcano somewhere because we're indifferent to that kind of power. We then go on an epic quest and master all eleven thousand elements, then utilize our power to save the multiverse. Yes, this was just based off of that joke description you gave the Pocket Alterationer. Deal with it. It then turns out that in order to save the multiverse we recruited the skeletons to fight an ancient cosmic horror, and then they all died. Before that, it had been learned that they were the key to mastering all eleven thousand elements, so we had to defeat a vast majority of them. And even before that they had the Infinity Gems as well as the Infinity Gauntlet so we had to murder even more of them. It's honestly kind of weird that they still died so easily. Oh well. I use the power of all eleven thousand elements to murder the Uberclone.
I notice a grenade containing teflon being thrown at Split (teflon is one of the eleven thousand elements), but Split flashes red and it flies into the Red Sun, so all's well.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 10/50
Rafflesia 2/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 13/50
Eight Alterers 7/9
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 5/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Sparkling Octet)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-19. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Turn 2/3
Obsidian-Tipped Wand >Fine 5/5 COMPLETE
Cassiopeia Watch && Basic AI && Mage's Watcher 4/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Engineer Battleframe (Firefall) 4/8
I duplicate a Potion of Witchcraft.
I open the Tome of Tropes, and flip to the page of Revive kills Zombie. The trope is invoked, temporarily warping the arena to make it so that healing magic kills the skeletons effectively. Then, I flip to Healing Hands and begin throwing common healing spells around. Cures, Cura's, and Curagas abound, to say nothing of the general positive energy being thrown around. Skeletons collapse left and right from the onslaught. If no/very few skeletons are left from the Comb Rave before, the healing magic floating around is instead directed into Split, metaphysically healing his connection to the Red Sun and therefore boosting his affinity!
Another +2 to Tazz for the Sun. Just get it to me when you can- I can duplicate a supply from there.
Ork Horde 33/50
Another betrayal. Your freedom is lost time and time again, but what is it next to the name? They come again now. Seven blue men to carry you away, seven chains to bind you. You are getting closer.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 5.*
19/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Turn 2
Story: N/A
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Strike some Skeletons with Scratch's Pool Strike Attack after the Incident and i was Controlling Evil and i also Made the Sacred Items
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am Creating the Power of the Everyman to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and i used the Cracked Amulet of Affinity to Raise Split's Affinity i Heal the Owl Effigy and the Everyman and i Punched my Posessed Clone with the Power of Scratch Psi-Scratch wont be Pleased after me...
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 26/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 27/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 8/10
Creating the ??? Guitar && Magic Axe 1/7
Total Damage so Far: 98250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I paint Split red, raisng his affinity
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $114
Needed Dupes:
I dupe 3 critmist potions
+2 to Wilson
I tell all the skeleton officials that they could get a treasure to help them last eternity if they continue the map the other skeletons couldn't finish! They agree...
Part 4: Jungle: They pick up the quest at the jungle of Space Invaders. Yep, straight out of the old arcade machine! The skeletons, being really old, are all pros at that game, and so they're ready to fight! But then they realize they don't have a tank that shoots lasers. Or extra lives. Or cover to hide behind. and that the Invaders shoot and move at 100x speed. They must still win anyway to proceed.
Part 5: Fortress: They must attack a fortress of wolves-the skeleton's worst nightmare! The wolves are triple the size of normal minecraft wolves, ten times as vicious, and they have noses that can smell a skeleton from 10,000 blocks away. The skeletons must fight and win, or at least neutralize, all the wolves, who happen to be invincible. And there are 100,000 of them, and they're EXTRA angry for all being confined to the fortress! And if they try to go around the fortress, Infinity-strength sunlight hits them and they catch fire.
Part 6: Volcano: They have to scale a volcano. The volcano is sentient, and loves erupting on unsuspecting(or suspecting, it doesn't really care) passer-by. It also really, really hates skeletons. And it EXTRA hates skeleton officials. And it happened to have eaten Mexican last night, and is ready for an EXTRA vicious eruption! The end of the map points to the very top point of the volcano.
Part 7: Leap of Faith: Remember, it's all a practical joke! When they get to the very tip of the rim, and see no chest, they conclude the only way forward is to jump in, which they do. After the volcano erupts one last time. I fly over to see what happened to them, and end up having to look away at the brutality. It's clear they're in no condition to return to me for the real map (it's a pity, I had a whole return trip planned!), so I decide to just pass the torch to the next group of mooks I find.
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Mainframe Battle Technique: Wave Motion level 1: [10/10]
"BATTLE TECHNIQUE READY."
"Hold on to it for a turn. The high single-target damage would be wasted on a horde such as this rabble."
My deeply-cutting insulting words greatly injure the skeletons. To rub salt into the wounds, an obscene quantity of sodium appears out of nowhere and spills on everything. Oh by the way, as I have demonstrated quite a few times before, I do exert quite the level of control over my subordinates. Which means that a titanic Mechroa worm bursts out of the arena ground, apparently in need of calcium for dietary needs. Yes, they are eating machines. What did you honestly expect from a universe-devouring AI?
Village pillage: Move the zombie I'm joint controlling over to the last place with a door and help bring it down.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Act 2! +2 to Generic!
Purge (5/10) (Attack) (Generic'd X 2)
The Scarlet Inferno (6/15) (Affinity Help) (Crystal'd X 4)
Drive: Doorrior (3/50) (special!)
I quickly toss CrystalCat yet another Mini-Red Sun Duplicate, the last for now. I think we'd all appreciate more Red Sun affinity for Split right now, however, so let's keep +2ing me so we can get some slight affinity aid.
Brine || Gatekeeper's Scythe = The Gate-Knocker (Level 10: 3/11)
I preview Miniature Red Sun && Miniature Green Sun, but do not start to make it if the combination is possible.
Fseftr's unleashing ffff means that I can clearly go easy on the Skeletons and focus on barriers and Affinity. I proceed to do so. I pull out a hyper-advanced calculator and type in an equation based upon all battlefield statistics, including win/loss ratios, power levels down to the nanos and up to the yottas, alchemies, Godmodder freedom chance, the amount of Ranch Dressing on both sides, affinity rates, special attacks, and a load of other variables. It all comes together in a marvelous result: Descendants with a smashing 68% chance, while Scratch only has 32%! Of course, the Narrative wins above all, so who's odds will play out is a different question entirely, but this includes Narrative choice chance, so it appears as if the Descendants will be the inevitable victors! Not to sound cocky, though, 32% is hardly 1-in-a-million. Nevertheless, I give these relatively positive odds to the Red Sun in the form of a Binary Message in Hydrogen particles! It immediately flares up and gives Split it's allegiance, raising his affinity! Meanwhile, I do a similar thing to the Green sun but invert the numbers, giving Scratch the better odds. It flares up and gives Scratch it's allegiance, which interferes with his Affinity because he's currently powered by the Red Sun! I then take the tiniest (but canon!) medium of First Guardian Powers I miraculously possess to fire off a tiny spark of Green Sun powers at a Miniature Green Sun, which reacts violently at the result to let loose a large mini-solar flare, giving Scratch a metric ton of Green Fire to the face, further reducing his affinity but somehow completely failing to injure him.
I wipe sweat off of my face-that was not exactly a fun ordeal to issue powers I haven't really learned at all and the kind that could probably kill me to use at this stage. In any case, I proceed to do some more barrier making! This time, I head to a recycling plant on an earth-like planet that is conveniently not earth! There, they have the multiverse's largest recycling center, almost as large as the planet itself! I use it to create an utterly massive recycling barrier, made of tin and aluminum cans, various plastics, tires, T-shirts, and more! It's also the size of a planet. I place it in front of the Owl Effigy. The anvilicious nature of this defensive maneuver causes anvils to float into the void where we fight in, serendipitously falling into place for yet another barrier made entirely of anvils! Then, for good measure, I paint them with green-sun radiated green paint, causing them to radiate green sun powers if/when the paint cracks This will make Scratch weaker in affinity to remove!