> Alchemies
The White Glove > Fine = The Black Hand (5/9)
Bow && Fluoroantiomonic Acid && Oriya Code Chart = Oriya Acidspitter (4/7)
Bow && Polonium-210 && Gujarati Code Chart = Uranium Gujarati (4/7)
> Owl Action
I originwand up a convention center in front of the Owl and cram 20,000 social justice warriors inside.
> Action
I turn to a Skeleton and immediately think one thing: TTS TIME.
I stage a reenactment of the War in the Republic of My with every Communist Linux Penguin being a skeleton. In fact, I use the Origin Wands to summon an orb that turns the skeletons into communist Tux clones until the reenactment is over. I then bring in Microsoft Sam and Roflcopter Squad. They immediately take down the penguins! Next, I summon HOH SIS! Not the foundation repair company, the fighter jet pilot by the codename Hotel Oscar Hotel Sierra India Sierra! He crashes his plane into the spot with highest skeleton density, absolutely destroying every skeleton in a massive ball of flame!
I then continue by pulling out the Snipealarmer and a taco. I immediately start noscoping some skeletons-turned-penguins. The EAS Tones grow louder and louder. Microsoft Sam is torn between eating the taco but getting closer to the EAS Tones or running away from the EAS Tones but missing the opportunity to eat a taco. He splits into two SemiSOIs, one of which enJOIs the taco while the other escapes the wrath of my amazing EAS Tones. I then reveal that the tacos have been replaced with bacon, courtesy of the skeletons who are no longer penguins. Bacon rushes up to my bacon bacon needs more bacon and...
"BACON!" Bacon raises the bacon into the air and begins bludgeoning skeletons to death with it. After that, the semiSOIs rejoin into one Sam and that Sam forcibly removes the entirety of Roflcopter Squad, including himself, from the scene, as Chainsaw has already torn through tons of skeletons with his chainsaw and Diarrhea has performed some pretty disgusting acts. After they disappear, I pull out the Sevenalarm Armcannon and with the sound of EAS Tones playing in the background fire it at the skeletons. I then continue the assault of amazing EAS Tones by stealing AT88TV's EAS Tones 5.0 and wiring it up to a speaker. I then run an EAS Tones Machine, fire an entire Armenian screenplay at the skeletons with the Armenian Alertbow, 360 noscope some skeletons with the Snipealarmer and also fire the Sevenalarm Armcannon. A victory for the EAS Tones on all fronts.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 10/11
Scranton Reality Cannon: 3/8
Rayzoryo: 6/6 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra examines Rayzoryo. She then alchemizes Allotrope Octet & Fluorite Decad. Then...
Lothyra "Wait a second. The Scranton Reality Turret reflects reality warping back upon its user? Heh. Heh. Heheheheheh. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. I think the Godmodder just found his new bane. But enough of that."
Lothyra then Origin Wands a plasma sword and attempts to cut Split's chain with it. If that doesn't work, she uses a Red Sun sword instead.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie attacks the Church door.
==The Boneyard==
Bender gathers sacred items.
Both: "Eh screw it, let's just go all out."
Lothyra uses Antimatter Rip on some Skeleton Warriors while Bender deploys a Quantum Interphase Bomb on some more Warriors. Results are predictable.
I take out the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd and space out, dropping it on my toe. I then pick it back up, and take out the Broken Renaissance Faire, which is probably a terrible name for it. What would you even name it anyways, being a combination of Broken Anachronism and the RPSH. Whatever. I just slice clean through the skeletons, and they immediately die. I then swipe at them with Diluvi Naturae, drenching them in water, and vines grow out of the wounds, harvesting any nutrients the bones contain, and begin smashing more skeletons into the arena floor. I then grind all the bones into Bone Meal, and feed it to the horrible plant thing, causing it to grow to monstrous proportions. I then apply a name tag to it and call it Rafflesia.
Free Dental 8/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 8/50
Eight Alterers 5/9
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 3/??
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 3/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-15. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Bone arena: Something tells me that nonsensical but creative attacks are way too strong, seeing as I just did more damage than a level 10 battle technique. Anyway, far above the arena, a lantern appears, falling to the ground and shattering. The nearest skeletons undergo intense pain as their sounds are literally torn out of their bodies. A very suspicious looking black van drives up, then unfolds into a flat sheet of metal, exposing the jet engine hidden inside it. Said jet engine activates, pulling skeletons into it and destroying all coherency in their form until it breaks down, then explodes. Large quantities of confetti appear, whipped up into a tornado almost immediately, along with a pair of Sharktopi that were dragged out of an interdimensional portal. The Sharktopi, confused at what's happening and infuriated at being forced to take part in a war that they had nothing to do with, lash out at the skeletons with their tentacles and biting hard on whatever is in reach. A pair of rainbows appear in the sky, but are promptly broken when a giant peach supported by a flock of seagulls crashes into it, causing shards of rainbow to rain down on the arena too. Three unknown types of cheese appear in the middle of the arena. One of them is the odd one out, except it isn't, and the skeletons have to guess which one is the odd one out, but cannot because it isn't there. Failing by default causes the skeletons to be herded up by angry wedges of cheese, then berated for their stupidity by a man with a chef's hat and a colossal mustache. Combining alcohol and pyrovision causes an angry balloon hippopotamus dragon to aggressively charge around the arena, seemingly with a personal vendetta on skeletons. Suddenly, someone dressed up as the Rainbow Reaper levitates above the arena, closing one hand into a fist. Multiple six-fingered hands appear, then close, crushing skeletons inside.
Village: We don't need to kill the iron golem, so the zombie heads to the still standing non-church and knocks politely bodyslams the door.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $4
The Heavy Light: 11/11 Complete!
Scranton Reality Cannon: 3/8
Allotrope Decad: 2/11
==Actions==
Lothyra picks up The Heavy Light.
Lothyra: "Heh. I'll try this out on the skelingtons over at the Boneyard. Now it's time to make My Boomstick a bit.. better."
She then alchemizes My Boomstick > Fine.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie moves to the Blacksmith's house.
==The Boneyard==
Lothyra points The Heavy Light (on blast mode, not drill mode) at some Skeleton Archers and fires. Skeletons are brittle and prone to shocks. The Heavy Light causes explosions (without fire, but still a shock). Results are predictable. Bender brings out a ridiculously giant hammer from hammerspace and bashes some skeleton warriors to dust with it (it deals extra damage because of reasons previously elaborated).
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Turn 1/3
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 10/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 6/7
Awkward Potion OOO Ichor (TTKami) 2/2 COMPLETE
Obsidian-Tipped Wand >Fine 1/5
I switch to yet another magic system. Honestly, sometimes I feel like these constant switches are unnecessary. I need to stay creative, though! Okay, fine. I pull out a staff and blasting rod. The staff begins to glow with a golden-purple light, slowly shifting to green. I unleash a wide wave of entropic green light, dissolving a skeleton archer to dust. "Okay, that works." I stow the staff and the blasting rod instead begins to glow with the same light. I unleash waves of water magic, washing skeleton archers into dust. Then I do the sensible thing and just conjure massive waves of water to wash away the magic animating the skeleton archers. Running water is anathema to magic and enchantments, after all. Just tears them right away. I finish cleaning (Ha!) up with a massive wave of water washing a clump of archers right off the edge of the arena.
A silver bracelet carved with runes appears on my wrist, and I mutter, "Defendre, defendre, defendre." The bracelet glows with silver light and a shimmering shield appears around the Owl Effigy.
Wasn't Golden Apple OOO Awkward Potion a Potion of Godliness? I distinctly remember reading back in the thread and finding that, to say nothing of the Forge.
Ork Horde 29/50
The Mind. A memory unfolds itself. A memory of imprisonment and confinement.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 1.*
Memory of Chains- Imprisonment marks the mind.
15/49
Story: (Parts from the Twin's Story) During the Battle in the Boneyard Scratch has Something from all of the Entities
Scratch: Well Well Well i have a Plan for All of you! TIME SLOW! *Clicks!*
Fail Mage: Nngh! What?!?! Why i was Slowed?!?!
Scratch: All of you will be in the Cage!
Fail Mage: What?!?!?!
Everyone got kicked into the Cage Even the Fewest
Fail Mage: Argh! Why you Do this!
Scratch: Because i can Take you down in 1 Go
and the Chains are slowly falling down to the Portal
Fail Mage: Are you Kidding me Scratch! You are making us Die!
Scratch: Well there's your Hope Goodbye!
Fail Mage: Wait! No! Stop it! I am Going to Die! AAAARRRRGHHHH!!!
Everyone Dies in the Portal and Fail Mage has Respawned
Fail Mage: Nice Try Scratch!
Scratch: What?
Fail Mage: I have 4 Respawns Left! Hey Pricey Defend me!
Pricey: Yeah!
Scratch: Sigh...
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Start Ripping the Bones off some Skeletons and i am making more Sacred Items
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am Happy after Everyman has Reborn and i Tell the Truth about Everyman to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and i used the Power of the Suns to Maintain Split's Affinity i Summon another Clone to Protect Fail Mage but he will Join the Affinity Fight
(Others) N/A
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 23/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 24/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 6/10
Total Damage so Far: 87250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
My Action: I move between the skeleton archers, causing them to shoot each other and then erupt in a battle where they try to kill each other. I then sit back, watch the fight, and PM the Godmodder:
Crusher48->Godmodder: Hey, so maybe you should reprogram the ACN turret to shoot Doc Scratch? Or maybe make an Anti Doc Scratch turret to kill Doc Scratch?
Zombie Action: The zombie continues to attack the iron golem where it is at right now.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP foundation loses several SCP's during the chaos. 5 random SCPs breach containment.
SCP-2317 Battle: SCP-682 crashes down near the battle because physics make it impossible to throw something into orbit from the ground unless that thing has propulsion of its own and uses it. SCP-076-2 attempts to recover, but is struck down by a pulse of dark energy. SCP-2317 then begins to absorb the souls of SCP-076-2 and SCP-682. However, SCP-343 (aka God) suddenly appears and attacks SCP-2317 with a bolt of divine energy.
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I momentarily cease my testing of both necromancy and eldritch beta-troll alchemies on the skeletons momentarily. I draw Real Nightmare instead. This is going to be interesting. It is not as if my insanity could drop to anything beyond daily hallucinations. Warp and general insanity are usually analogous. However, there are certainly exceptions, like with Shadow Creatures. Anyhow, I flash-step into the mob of skeletons, blade in hand. Technically speaking, I could manipulate their very aspectual composition with this blade to transform them all into puddles of primordial sludge. However, I doubt it would come without some sort of horrific magical backlash. I wield the blade composed entirely of shadow, and impale several Skeleton Guardians. The wounds are rather noticeable. That is, noticeable in the fact that the tissue rimming it is slowly dissolving into primordial essentia. From my likely-distorted memory of the aspectual composition of objects, I can be certain that each bone dissolved will generate three thaums of Terra, three Aqua, one Perditio, one Aer, and one Ordo essentia. This slowly kills the Guardian. However, that is not nearly all that occurs. The curse spreads across the floor, reacting rather vehemently with the other skeletons in the general area, slowly annihilating them all, and harvesting their souls. Whilst skeletons gradually suffer from horrific disintegration into puddles of highly unstable primordial goo which immediately vaporizes itself generating copious amounts of Flux Gas. I flash-step into more skeletons, most of which remain unaffected by my dissolution spells for the present. I slice through the nearest one, a Warrior, instantly. Afterwards, I deftly dodge any counterattacks, and stab another Warrior directly through the spine, precisely cleaving through specific vertebrae. I flash-step away before it can drop to the floor, and proceed to make a series of extremely swift jabs and slashes into several Guardians, attempting to dispatch them as quickly as possible without being particularly harmed. I promptly bisect another Warrior diagonally through the general area of the ribcage. Afterwards, I telekinetically accelerate the corpse of the bisected Warrior to near the speed of light, smashing it through as many Archers as possible. Sensing an opportunity, I arc the blade through the air. The shadows appear to move slightly more eagerly than before. I dodge out of the way. Suddenly, a group of four Warriors is consumed by the shadows, leaving behind only four souls for usage against the Lich. Fighting Liches is extremely easy, you know. Disrupt their link to their phylactery with a few hexes, and then blow their head off with a curse. One would expect that they would be more powerful, considering the level of magic it takes to achieve such a position. I stab a few more Archers, and then de-equip Real Nightmare. This blade is simply splendiferous.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I throw an ultramatter grenade at the skeletons
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x29, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $110
Needed Dupes:
I decide to exploit a rare moment of fuller-than-usual medium awareness and, reaching down to the list of skeletons, change the number down by a few. Oh? You didn't know I could see this? Well, that'll be explained later. The silence field I cast earlier preventing any of the other players from hearing me talking to you dispels itself.
I summon a set of crystals around the Owl Effigy, which are magically forming a shield. You'll hear more about crystals.
((WONDERFUL. Since this editor persists in eating my colors like cheap candy, pretend you're reading this in navy blue.))
Ork Horde 30/50
The Mind. Another memory unfolds itself. A memory of imprisonment and confinement.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 2.*
Memory of Chains- Imprisonment marks the mind.
16/49
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $6
Scranton Reality Cannon: 4/8
Allotrope Decad: 3/11
My Boomstick > Fine: 2/10
==Actions==
Lothyra uses Megaversal on the Owl Effigy (in a helpful way, of course). Bender purchases a Critmist II potion from Wilson.
==The Boneyard==
Bender uses the Critmist II potion on him and Lothyra. Lothrya then sets The Heavy Light to "Drill" and fires at a line of Skeleton Warriors. It drills a hole straight through all of their pelvic bones, and they comically collapse to the ground. Bender then ramps up the craziness of his attacks. He starts juggling ludicrously large hammers while walking through a bunch of Skeleton Warriors, slams them on the ground (in range of some Skeleton Warriors), then throws a bunch of cartoon bombs. Or should I say nuclear grenades (Fun fact: the US Army made FRIKKIN NUCLEAR GRENADES meant to be launched out of a mortar in the 50s. Guess how that turned out) disguised as cartoon bombs at the Skeleton Warriors. Results are predictable.
I raise the Night-Terror Gauntlet, releasing a powerful spectre that stains the skeletons with ectoplasm and Boom Powder. All attacks have a high chance of hitting these stains, blowing them up and dealing splash damage.
A set of crystals winks into existence around me. A smoky quartz begins to glow with destructive energy, and rockets off into the skeletons, smashing through bones and skulls. A black onyx sends out waves of necromantic energy, clashing with the animating forces of the skeletons and turning them into inanimate piles of bones. An amethyst begins to slowly draw in ambient energy and funnel it to a small array of clear quartz, clearly storing it! When enough has been gathered, the crystals reform and reshape themselves, the smoky quartz tipping a crystalline scepter held in my hand. I raise it and send a wave of force outward, smashing skeletons like bowling pins. The tip swaps out for a milky quartz and the scepter is lifted aloft again, forming a shield around the Owl Effigy. The entire thing then winks back to wherever it was before.
The Zombie is commanded to move to the Blacksmith Shop and batter the door. It does so, coating it in egg and breadcrumbs, before I angrily point out I meant the other kind of batter! It acquiesces.
Ork Horde 31/50
Another memory unfolds itself. They are dragging you off to pay penance for your past crimes. Were there past crimes? You already find it hard to remember.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 3.*
I truly wonder if this is a good time to summon an entity. Please message me if you think so (or not).
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 26/50
Starfall Sync: 1/50
Plain Katana: 2/3
Muhahaha. The final charge for Project Starfall is underway!
Anyways, I raise the Red Sun Affinity of Split.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
> Alchemies
The White Glove > Fine = The Black Hand (5/9)
Bow && Fluoroantiomonic Acid && Oriya Code Chart = Oriya Acidspitter (4/7)
Bow && Polonium-210 && Gujarati Code Chart = Uranium Gujarati (4/7)
> Owl Action
I originwand up a convention center in front of the Owl and cram 20,000 social justice warriors inside.
> Action
I turn to a Skeleton and immediately think one thing: TTS TIME.
I stage a reenactment of the War in the Republic of My with every Communist Linux Penguin being a skeleton. In fact, I use the Origin Wands to summon an orb that turns the skeletons into communist Tux clones until the reenactment is over. I then bring in Microsoft Sam and Roflcopter Squad. They immediately take down the penguins! Next, I summon HOH SIS! Not the foundation repair company, the fighter jet pilot by the codename Hotel Oscar Hotel Sierra India Sierra! He crashes his plane into the spot with highest skeleton density, absolutely destroying every skeleton in a massive ball of flame!
I then continue by pulling out the Snipealarmer and a taco. I immediately start noscoping some skeletons-turned-penguins. The EAS Tones grow louder and louder. Microsoft Sam is torn between eating the taco but getting closer to the EAS Tones or running away from the EAS Tones but missing the opportunity to eat a taco. He splits into two SemiSOIs, one of which enJOIs the taco while the other escapes the wrath of my amazing EAS Tones. I then reveal that the tacos have been replaced with bacon, courtesy of the skeletons who are no longer penguins. Bacon rushes up to my bacon bacon needs more bacon and...
"BACON!" Bacon raises the bacon into the air and begins bludgeoning skeletons to death with it. After that, the semiSOIs rejoin into one Sam and that Sam forcibly removes the entirety of Roflcopter Squad, including himself, from the scene, as Chainsaw has already torn through tons of skeletons with his chainsaw and Diarrhea has performed some pretty disgusting acts. After they disappear, I pull out the Sevenalarm Armcannon and with the sound of EAS Tones playing in the background fire it at the skeletons. I then continue the assault of amazing EAS Tones by stealing AT88TV's EAS Tones 5.0 and wiring it up to a speaker. I then run an EAS Tones Machine, fire an entire Armenian screenplay at the skeletons with the Armenian Alertbow, 360 noscope some skeletons with the Snipealarmer and also fire the Sevenalarm Armcannon. A victory for the EAS Tones on all fronts.
+2 to Generic
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 10/11
Scranton Reality Cannon: 3/8
Rayzoryo: 6/6 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra examines Rayzoryo. She then alchemizes Allotrope Octet & Fluorite Decad. Then...
Lothyra "Wait a second. The Scranton Reality Turret reflects reality warping back upon its user? Heh. Heh. Heheheheheh. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. I think the Godmodder just found his new bane. But enough of that."
Lothyra then Origin Wands a plasma sword and attempts to cut Split's chain with it. If that doesn't work, she uses a Red Sun sword instead.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie attacks the Church door.
==The Boneyard==
Bender gathers sacred items.
Both: "Eh screw it, let's just go all out."
Lothyra uses Antimatter Rip on some Skeleton Warriors while Bender deploys a Quantum Interphase Bomb on some more Warriors. Results are predictable.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Maniac: I cause teleport a few skeletons back in time. I then knock them into their past selves, causing a PARADOX TO ENGULF SOME MORE SKELETONS!
Midna: I get some statues to shield the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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Last turn is finished.
Unknown Entity: 35/50
Unknown Entity: 35/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
I take out the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd and space out, dropping it on my toe. I then pick it back up, and take out the Broken Renaissance Faire, which is probably a terrible name for it. What would you even name it anyways, being a combination of Broken Anachronism and the RPSH. Whatever. I just slice clean through the skeletons, and they immediately die. I then swipe at them with Diluvi Naturae, drenching them in water, and vines grow out of the wounds, harvesting any nutrients the bones contain, and begin smashing more skeletons into the arena floor. I then grind all the bones into Bone Meal, and feed it to the horrible plant thing, causing it to grow to monstrous proportions. I then apply a name tag to it and call it Rafflesia.
Free Dental 8/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 8/50
Eight Alterers 5/9
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 3/??
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 3/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
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Bone arena: Something tells me that nonsensical but creative attacks are way too strong, seeing as I just did more damage than a level 10 battle technique. Anyway, far above the arena, a lantern appears, falling to the ground and shattering. The nearest skeletons undergo intense pain as their sounds are literally torn out of their bodies. A very suspicious looking black van drives up, then unfolds into a flat sheet of metal, exposing the jet engine hidden inside it. Said jet engine activates, pulling skeletons into it and destroying all coherency in their form until it breaks down, then explodes. Large quantities of confetti appear, whipped up into a tornado almost immediately, along with a pair of Sharktopi that were dragged out of an interdimensional portal. The Sharktopi, confused at what's happening and infuriated at being forced to take part in a war that they had nothing to do with, lash out at the skeletons with their tentacles and biting hard on whatever is in reach. A pair of rainbows appear in the sky, but are promptly broken when a giant peach supported by a flock of seagulls crashes into it, causing shards of rainbow to rain down on the arena too. Three unknown types of cheese appear in the middle of the arena. One of them is the odd one out, except it isn't, and the skeletons have to guess which one is the odd one out, but cannot because it isn't there. Failing by default causes the skeletons to be herded up by angry wedges of cheese, then berated for their stupidity by a man with a chef's hat and a colossal mustache. Combining alcohol and pyrovision causes an angry balloon hippopotamus dragon to aggressively charge around the arena, seemingly with a personal vendetta on skeletons. Suddenly, someone dressed up as the Rainbow Reaper levitates above the arena, closing one hand into a fist. Multiple six-fingered hands appear, then close, crushing skeletons inside.
Village: We don't need to kill the iron golem, so the zombie heads to the still standing non-church and
knocks politelybodyslams the door.Mainframe Battle Technique: Wave Motion level 1: [9/10] (+1)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+2 to Wilson
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $4
The Heavy Light: 11/11 Complete!
Scranton Reality Cannon: 3/8
Allotrope Decad: 2/11
==Actions==
Lothyra picks up The Heavy Light.
Lothyra: "Heh. I'll try this out on the skelingtons over at the Boneyard. Now it's time to make My Boomstick a bit.. better."
She then alchemizes My Boomstick > Fine.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie moves to the Blacksmith's house.
==The Boneyard==
Lothyra points The Heavy Light (on blast mode, not drill mode) at some Skeleton Archers and fires. Skeletons are brittle and prone to shocks. The Heavy Light causes explosions (without fire, but still a shock). Results are predictable. Bender brings out a ridiculously giant hammer from hammerspace and bashes some skeleton warriors to dust with it (it deals extra damage because of reasons previously elaborated).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 1/3
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 10/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 6/7
Awkward Potion OOO Ichor (TTKami) 2/2 COMPLETE
Obsidian-Tipped Wand >Fine 1/5
I switch to yet another magic system. Honestly, sometimes I feel like these constant switches are unnecessary. I need to stay creative, though! Okay, fine. I pull out a staff and blasting rod. The staff begins to glow with a golden-purple light, slowly shifting to green. I unleash a wide wave of entropic green light, dissolving a skeleton archer to dust. "Okay, that works." I stow the staff and the blasting rod instead begins to glow with the same light. I unleash waves of water magic, washing skeleton archers into dust. Then I do the sensible thing and just conjure massive waves of water to wash away the magic animating the skeleton archers. Running water is anathema to magic and enchantments, after all. Just tears them right away. I finish cleaning (Ha!) up with a massive wave of water washing a clump of archers right off the edge of the arena.
A silver bracelet carved with runes appears on my wrist, and I mutter, "Defendre, defendre, defendre." The bracelet glows with silver light and a shimmering shield appears around the Owl Effigy.
Wasn't Golden Apple OOO Awkward Potion a Potion of Godliness? I distinctly remember reading back in the thread and finding that, to say nothing of the Forge.
Ork Horde 29/50
The Mind. A memory unfolds itself. A memory of imprisonment and confinement.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 1.*
Memory of Chains- Imprisonment marks the mind.
15/49
0rigin Point.
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Turn 2
Story: (Parts from the Twin's Story) During the Battle in the Boneyard Scratch has Something from all of the Entities
Scratch: Well Well Well i have a Plan for All of you! TIME SLOW! *Clicks!*
Fail Mage: Nngh! What?!?! Why i was Slowed?!?!
Scratch: All of you will be in the Cage!
Fail Mage: What?!?!?!
Everyone got kicked into the Cage Even the Fewest
Fail Mage: Argh! Why you Do this!
Scratch: Because i can Take you down in 1 Go
and the Chains are slowly falling down to the Portal
Fail Mage: Are you Kidding me Scratch! You are making us Die!
Scratch: Well there's your Hope Goodbye!
Fail Mage: Wait! No! Stop it! I am Going to Die! AAAARRRRGHHHH!!!
Everyone Dies in the Portal and Fail Mage has Respawned
Fail Mage: Nice Try Scratch!
Scratch: What?
Fail Mage: I have 4 Respawns Left! Hey Pricey Defend me!
Pricey: Yeah!
Scratch: Sigh...
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Start Ripping the Bones off some Skeletons and i am making more Sacred Items
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am Happy after Everyman has Reborn and i Tell the Truth about Everyman to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and i used the Power of the Suns to Maintain Split's Affinity i Summon another Clone to Protect Fail Mage but he will Join the Affinity Fight
(Others) N/A
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 23/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 24/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 6/10
Total Damage so Far: 87250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
50/50 Weath Ray
17/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I move between the skeleton archers, causing them to shoot each other and then erupt in a battle where they try to kill each other. I then sit back, watch the fight, and PM the Godmodder:
Crusher48->Godmodder: Hey, so maybe you should reprogram the ACN turret to shoot Doc Scratch? Or maybe make an Anti Doc Scratch turret to kill Doc Scratch?
Zombie Action: The zombie continues to attack the iron golem where it is at right now.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP foundation loses several SCP's during the chaos. 5 random SCPs breach containment.
SCP-2317 Battle: SCP-682 crashes down near the battle because physics make it impossible to throw something into orbit from the ground unless that thing has propulsion of its own and uses it. SCP-076-2 attempts to recover, but is struck down by a pulse of dark energy. SCP-2317 then begins to absorb the souls of SCP-076-2 and SCP-682. However, SCP-343 (aka God) suddenly appears and attacks SCP-2317 with a bolt of divine energy.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
47/50
+1 to Amp x2.
I momentarily cease my testing of both necromancy and eldritch beta-troll alchemies on the skeletons momentarily. I draw Real Nightmare instead. This is going to be interesting. It is not as if my insanity could drop to anything beyond daily hallucinations. Warp and general insanity are usually analogous. However, there are certainly exceptions, like with Shadow Creatures. Anyhow, I flash-step into the mob of skeletons, blade in hand. Technically speaking, I could manipulate their very aspectual composition with this blade to transform them all into puddles of primordial sludge. However, I doubt it would come without some sort of horrific magical backlash. I wield the blade composed entirely of shadow, and impale several Skeleton Guardians. The wounds are rather noticeable. That is, noticeable in the fact that the tissue rimming it is slowly dissolving into primordial essentia. From my likely-distorted memory of the aspectual composition of objects, I can be certain that each bone dissolved will generate three thaums of Terra, three Aqua, one Perditio, one Aer, and one Ordo essentia. This slowly kills the Guardian. However, that is not nearly all that occurs. The curse spreads across the floor, reacting rather vehemently with the other skeletons in the general area, slowly annihilating them all, and harvesting their souls. Whilst skeletons gradually suffer from horrific disintegration into puddles of highly unstable primordial goo which immediately vaporizes itself generating copious amounts of Flux Gas. I flash-step into more skeletons, most of which remain unaffected by my dissolution spells for the present. I slice through the nearest one, a Warrior, instantly. Afterwards, I deftly dodge any counterattacks, and stab another Warrior directly through the spine, precisely cleaving through specific vertebrae. I flash-step away before it can drop to the floor, and proceed to make a series of extremely swift jabs and slashes into several Guardians, attempting to dispatch them as quickly as possible without being particularly harmed. I promptly bisect another Warrior diagonally through the general area of the ribcage. Afterwards, I telekinetically accelerate the corpse of the bisected Warrior to near the speed of light, smashing it through as many Archers as possible. Sensing an opportunity, I arc the blade through the air. The shadows appear to move slightly more eagerly than before. I dodge out of the way. Suddenly, a group of four Warriors is consumed by the shadows, leaving behind only four souls for usage against the Lich. Fighting Liches is extremely easy, you know. Disrupt their link to their phylactery with a few hexes, and then blow their head off with a curse. One would expect that they would be more powerful, considering the level of magic it takes to achieve such a position. I stab a few more Archers, and then de-equip Real Nightmare. This blade is simply splendiferous.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I throw an ultramatter grenade at the skeletons
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x29, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $110
Needed Dupes:
I dupe 3 critmist potions
+2 to Wilson
Village Pillage: Zombie attack blacksmith door
50/50 Weath Ray
18/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I throw ender pearls through the eyes of Skeleton Guardians, telefragging them when I teleport inside their skulls.
Zombie Action: The zombie attacks the iron golem at its location.
SCP Foundation Action: a test is done where they find if Telekill alloy can stop a rampaging godmodder (they make a Telekill Alloy Wall).
SCP-2317 Battle: {REDACTED}
Turn 2/3
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 11/11 COMPLETE
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 7/7 COMPLETE
Obsidian-Tipped Wand >Fine 2/5
Cassiopeia Watch && Basic AI && Mage's Watcher 1/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Engineer Battleframe (Firefall) 1/?
I decide to exploit a rare moment of fuller-than-usual medium awareness and, reaching down to the list of skeletons, change the number down by a few. Oh? You didn't know I could see this? Well, that'll be explained later. The silence field I cast earlier preventing any of the other players from hearing me talking to you dispels itself.
I summon a set of crystals around the Owl Effigy, which are magically forming a shield. You'll hear more about crystals.
((WONDERFUL. Since this editor persists in eating my colors like cheap candy, pretend you're reading this in navy blue.))
Ork Horde 30/50
The Mind. Another memory unfolds itself. A memory of imprisonment and confinement.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 2.*
Memory of Chains- Imprisonment marks the mind.
16/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
+2 to Wilson
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $6
Scranton Reality Cannon: 4/8
Allotrope Decad: 3/11
My Boomstick > Fine: 2/10
==Actions==
Lothyra uses Megaversal on the Owl Effigy (in a helpful way, of course). Bender purchases a Critmist II potion from Wilson.
==The Boneyard==
Bender uses the Critmist II potion on him and Lothyra. Lothrya then sets The Heavy Light to "Drill" and fires at a line of Skeleton Warriors. It drills a hole straight through all of their pelvic bones, and they comically collapse to the ground. Bender then ramps up the craziness of his attacks. He starts juggling ludicrously large hammers while walking through a bunch of Skeleton Warriors, slams them on the ground (in range of some Skeleton Warriors), then throws a bunch of cartoon bombs. Or should I say nuclear grenades (Fun fact: the US Army made FRIKKIN NUCLEAR GRENADES meant to be launched out of a mortar in the 50s. Guess how that turned out) disguised as cartoon bombs at the Skeleton Warriors. Results are predictable.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 3
Story: N/A
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I used BATTLE TECH Rock Solo Again at the Skeletons with Don't say Lazy and i also Made the Sacred Items
(Village Pillage Arc) I Commanded the Zombie to Punch a Iron Golem
(Void Arc) I am Inspiring the Everyman to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and i used the Power Pendant to Raise Split's Affinity i Heal Split Again
(Others) N/A
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 24/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 25/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 6/10
Total Damage so Far: 87250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Post I
I raise the Night-Terror Gauntlet, releasing a powerful spectre that stains the skeletons with ectoplasm and Boom Powder. All attacks have a high chance of hitting these stains, blowing them up and dealing splash damage.
I then heal the 0wl Effiget.
Sour Stars Complete!
Thuleprism Psiisuit && SCP-2400-DTG && Horrorprism
Honey °oO Potion of Regeneration
The Rewriter 2/5
Doge 26/30
Beardger 18/20
The Dead can Dance 7/10
Turn 3/3
Obsidian-Tipped Wand >Fine 3/5
Cassiopeia Watch && Basic AI && Mage's Watcher 2/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Engineer Battleframe (Firefall) 2/?
A set of crystals winks into existence around me. A smoky quartz begins to glow with destructive energy, and rockets off into the skeletons, smashing through bones and skulls. A black onyx sends out waves of necromantic energy, clashing with the animating forces of the skeletons and turning them into inanimate piles of bones. An amethyst begins to slowly draw in ambient energy and funnel it to a small array of clear quartz, clearly storing it! When enough has been gathered, the crystals reform and reshape themselves, the smoky quartz tipping a crystalline scepter held in my hand. I raise it and send a wave of force outward, smashing skeletons like bowling pins. The tip swaps out for a milky quartz and the scepter is lifted aloft again, forming a shield around the Owl Effigy. The entire thing then winks back to wherever it was before.
The Zombie is commanded to move to the Blacksmith Shop and batter the door. It does so, coating it in egg and breadcrumbs, before I angrily point out I meant the other kind of batter! It acquiesces.
Ork Horde 31/50
Another memory unfolds itself. They are dragging you off to pay penance for your past crimes. Were there past crimes? You already find it hard to remember.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 3.*
17/49
0rigin Point.
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