I raise a Borealstick into the air, creating a huge, red aurorathat empowers Split, raising his affinity towards the Red Sun. I then stab the Cultural Rainbow with the other Borealstick.
I give the Mutant Tall-Nut some Plant Food, empowering it further.
Shadowlighter 5/6
Sour Stars 5/9
Nightlife Glove && Balltergeist's Blues && Blue Ghost Gauntlet 3/X
SPECIALS: Platform Game Protagonist: Loses only 1 HP (In this case, a letter from RADD) when damage is dealt to him.
Charging: Kid Radd can charge his attack for +10,000 damage each turn instead of attacking. The maximum charge level is 18.4 quintillion because the programmers set it to the limit instead of an actual number.
I wanted to say that I hate this editor, but it seems everyone else already said that.
+2 to Generic
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 5/11
Scranton Reality Weight > Fine: 4/7
Pie Launcher: 3/3 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra stares at Generic. She then stares back at Bender.
"Fine. But we're not done yet. Later though..."
She then turns to the alchemiter, and examines the Pie Launcher.
"What? What does this even have to do with the Nintendoverse? Grr. I must have gotten the code wrong. What are the Triumph Forks called... OH! IT'S NOT TRIUMPH FORKS! IT'S TRIFORCE! Yeah. That makes far more sense."
Lothyra then enters TRIFORCE into the Alchemiter as a code. She then uses the Origin Wands to deploy a plasma sapper, draining some of Scratch's Red Sun plasma into Split. She also fires My Boomstick at the Cultural Rainbow.
==Gunpowder Castle==
"Now it's time to unleash the power of Futurama."
"Now it's time to sit on the toilet. Seriously, stop saying "now it's time to.""
Bender gathers sacred items, then sits on the toilet. Lothyra uses Existence Now on the Guards (King if the Guards are dead). The mini-UU Primes all join into a giant version of the Allspark, then ram into the Guards (King if the Guards are dead).
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Turn 3/3
Basic Intelligent Device && Mage's Reservecomputer 6/7
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 6/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 2/7
PREVIEW: Cassiopeia (Watch allowing very limited time travel, source Mahou Sensei Negima) && Basic AI && Mage's Watcher
I switch away from attack and towards support, pulling out the Unremembered Wand. I direct a set of irrigo blasts at the guards, or absent them the King, hoping to leave openings for more narratively strong players to exploit.
I also use the Twinoracle to view the immediate future of the Owl Effigy, and set up shields placed exactly to counter the worst blows.
I direct our zombie to keep battering at the Church's door, seeking to find the secret within.
Ork Horde 25/50
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 5- Breathing Darkness !*
11/49
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
The Enlightenment && Concentrated Thought Essence = The Illumination (8/11)
Agonizing Rod && Nightmare Fuel-Soaked Hellscholar Flesh = Writhing Stick (5/10)
Basemetal Katana && Dark Sword = Real Nightmare (4/8)
36/50
+1 to Amp x2.
@Crystalcat: Thank you. It is quite the statement to say that I actually live up to my title.
I swiftly draw the Hazel Wand. It feels as if I have not utilized it in enquier. Which is certainly true. I begin muttering incessantly under my breath. Arcane energy begins to congregate around the bronze rod, flowing through it in precise magnitudes equivocal to the general amount of magic energy within my vicinity. Or rather, it is analogous to the amount of arcane potency capable of being utilized in a productive manner. Which is to say, the vast majority of it. The fabric of the abyss around me is annihilated itself to generate trace amounts of Vacuos essentia. The void is quite useful in the fabrication of the esoteric, particularly of the essence of magic itself. Praecantatio is composed of Vacuos and Potentia, after all. Eldritch energies flow into the wand, fueling some sort of cascade into madness which will inevitably occur upon my weaponization of the arcane power around me. I vaporize every trace of the congregated magical energy with a thought. Suddenly, an amethyst aura bursts into existence around the Hazel Wand. The intensity of the aura is rather evident. Tendrils of violet energy begin to emerge from the aura, twisting slightly. Within moments, the undulating tendrils of the aura concentrate themselves immensely. My muttering only seems to contribute to the potency of this esoteric concentrate. Eldritch energy vibrates about, violently twisting the existential matter around it to permit expansion. Immediately afterwards, the vision of all within a fifty meter radius is plunged into complete and utter darkness. To those beyond these parameters, the spectacle is mildly concerning. Tentacular shapes moving about in the tenebrous cloud of nonexistence, devouring guards whole with the essence of nothingness itself. The darkness seems to part as a tentacle skewers a Guard directly through the chest. Suddenly, every singular aggressor vanishes in a blast of warped sorceries, twisting the minds of the survivors beyond reason or function. That is to say that their brains cannot actually perform somatic functions. I shall leave them here, to slowly expire. Perhaps they will see it fit to annihilate the general area in response to their demise. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, a monolithic bolt of arcane power erupts from the wand's tip, streaking towards the opposition at near the speed of light. The opposition refers to Springboard, or the vaunted King, if it is dead. One blast is all that is needed, considering the target will be slowly consumed by shadows over an extensive period of time. Hah. I lower the Hazel Wand.
—
The redstone pulse vibrates through the lamps upon the chandelier, lighting every single one up, illuminating the room in its entirety. You can see quite clearly what is upon the overhang. A series of shelves appear to be lining the walls above. The contents of these shelves are likely one of the reasons why the citadel is kept under the veil of darkness. The shelves are lined with a variety of obscure and highly occult materials. Most noticeably, there are jars filled with a dark green liquid, as well as rotting human brains. However, it is not all. There are severed demon hearts upon the shelves as well, still beating like clockwork, not contained in anything. Other prominent objects include alchemical constructs, what appear to be sacrificial daggers, and various numbers of skulls for usage in the stabilization of Infusion Altars, likely cut from the shoulders of some undead creature, or perhaps a living one, leering at you with their inert, eyeless sockets. Other prominent objects include the severed hand of a witch, slightly bloodstained, the entrails of some creature affected by Taint to an absurdly corrupting extent within a sealed jar, and a large golden key. On the floor you are upon, everything more or less was already revealed, and there are no major revelations to be had, save for the prodigious amount of arcane devices heaped in a corner. Well, assuming there is nothing hidden behind the pillars. Hah.
What will you do?
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
My Action: Since the guards are half-crazy already, I make them go fully crazy and start attacking the King. If no guards are left, I take out a 64 stack of instant damage 2 potions and spam them on the King.
Zombie Action: If the zombie's target is destroyed, it moves on to the large house. Otherwise, it stays at the small house and eats the doorknob before spitting it through a window and bashing the door to try and get its doorknob back.
SCP Foundation Action: Dr. Bright sneaks up on Doc Scratch and then employs SCP-399 to rebuild the Obsidian Maze and change it to a Bedrock Maze. Because SCP-399 steals energy from Doc Scratch to complete the process, Doc Scratch loses Affinity, and any attempts of his to stop this from happening are met with more power being absorbed from his attacks to make the Bedrock Wall even harder to destroy.
SCP-2317 Battle: SCP-076 still manages to get back up. However, he is soon stomped on by SCP-2317, who then releases a blast powerful enough to shatter ALL of the Perfect Sphere's barriers in one shot. EXOS luckily manages to retreat to recuperate.
EXOS Action: EXOS teleports away to {REDACTED} to escape the fight, then contacts me.
"How did that thing overpower the Cataclysm Shield? The shield is designed to be incapable of being overpowered."
"Maybe its because you failed to install it successfully. Try again."
"Oh, looks like I never installed it at all somehow."
"Yeah, maybe you should have double-checked that."
"Anyways, the Perfect Sphere is out of the fight for now, without any barriers the Perfect Sphere is leaking energy."
"Wait until the barriers regenerate, then rebuild the Sphere's energy reserve before re-joining the battle."
EXOS also installs the Cataclysm Shield it never got around to installing.
Story: All Bombs Placed! I heard a Theme song of Gym Leader's Last Stand while Fighting the Epic (Mini) Boss! and the King said
Gunpowder King: No! this Cant Be!
Springtrap: Well we are Screwed King...
Gunpowder King: Shut up Spring Trap! I Saw a Big Army of Heroes and we Cannot take em Anymore... I will Teleport after you Defeated me...
Pricey: Well You are Going Down Charcoal Freak!
TT: Yeah You will be Finished
Pit: I Commanded the Army of AGs to Crush him into Pieces
Gunpowder King: Don't Call me that Pricey! I hate Being Burned!
Pricey: You will be Dead Right now *transforms into a dragon*
Gunpowder King: Ooh [REDACTED]!
Pricey: All of them will be Burned to Crisp!
Gunpowder King: Oh God! Stop this Madness!
Springtrap: Well Here we go again...
Twin: Well Well Well King i've meet you before and You will be Blown Up
Gunpowder King: Well i am Defeated again...
Actions: See Below
(Gunpowder Castle Arc) I Transformed into a Dragon and i Burn all the Enemies with the Nova Flare and i Zombified more Dead Guards after i see them died
(Village Pillage Arc) I Still making the Zombie Attacks the Small House
(Void Arc) I keep Healing the Everyman and i Used the Archives and Dictionary of the Green and Red Sun at Split to raise his Affinity
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 18/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 19/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Manufacturing the Drones 5/7
Building Robot Dragons 5/15
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 4/10
Total Damage so Far: 82250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
Garnet && Amethyst &7 Pearl && Rose Quartz = Fuchsite 4/5
+2 to Irecreeper
The Pigmen attack the guards, or the king if they are dead. The Zombie flees from the Iron Golem, making sure it survives. I use the X-STALKER and HOPEBRINGER in conjunction, making a HOPE-X-BEANSTALK! Two massive tendrils come out of the gun, which I use to pummel the guards, or the king if they are dead.
Okay, i'm changing my other charge to the PPC to kill Pricey, he's going way too far with canon defilement, especially since he just ruined the character of the gorrilaing GM! HE MUST BE PUNISHED FOR HIS CRIMES.
I make the zombie bite a door of a nearby small house, one of the injured doors if possible. The bite turns the door undead, and the zombie promptly spams healing potions at it.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
46/50,46/50,45/50 Magic
Battlefield: Use my spoil of war on the guards\king
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $102
Needed Dupes:
Picnic Airstiker AND Azure Essense 11/11
Wrench AND Azure Essence 9/11
I dupe a potion of crimson
+2 to wilson
Village Pillage: Zombie attack the large house door
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A sudden, inexplicable change comes over Crystal, and he seems a lot more defined. He yells to no one in particular, "Writer! You lazy dog! Finally thought of my backstory, did you?" He subsides a bi-"Oh, quiet, you. Can't I narrate my own story for a bit?" Well, yes, but-"Eh, carry on. You've done a good job so far, and besides, I wouldn't be here if you weren't doing it." He looks up. " 'A lot more defined'? Yep, sounds about right, seeing as now I'm actually defined. You were just acting yourself before, only hinting at a character." Sigh. I'm starting to think this wasn't a very good idea. "Well, you've got that right. I'm still a bit uncharacterized. Still, mustn't complain."
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 7/11)
OK, with the Gatekeeper's Scythe in hand, I have a new idea. I preview Brine || Gatekeeper's Scythe.
I pick targets: Springtrap, the guards and the King, in that exact order. I then immediately levy the power of Ceasefire on whoever was unlucky enough to be alive to brace it.
I use the Gatekeeper's Scythe to create the Wallshooter, which shoots brick walls. I then fire it all around the Owl Effigy, creating a wall made of walls. I then turn it into the Shieldshooter, which shoots iron shields. I fire that all around the wall of walls, making a shield of shields. I then turn it into a Bulletproofvestshooter, which shoots Kevlar Vests. I fire That all around the shield of shields, making a bulletproof vest of bulletproof vests. I then turn it into the Smith Corona Doorspitter, which shoots Inky Doors, and levy that against the Cultural Mob.
Finally, I get my Zombie to bash the Large House Door more.
I go back to the times that I ironically attempted to cause a paradox by blocking piono's alchemized before he made them, and proceed to make mental notes of all his alchemies, since he fought me with them when I was embarking on my journey of futility and irony.
I then turn my Gatekeeper's Scythe into the now ever-more ridiculous Captchocterrationroller, which is just so loaded with power that I kind of wish I hadn't made it. Nonetheless, I smash this ridiculous monstrosity into the Guards/King/Springtrap in that order of priority, causing a miniearthquake which traps them in a miniature chasm, pinning them down while the Fluorite Octet attack happens. I then use the double Life/Death reach around of Vita Australonem Mors (Yeah not good at merging names gracefully) and repeatedly slash the Guards/King/Springtrap, causing them to rapidly die and come back to life, causing the existential horror of not being able to go to the afterlife to drive them insane. Also, you know, die. I then turn it into Diluvium Naturae, and stab the you know by this point, causing them to sprout plants in their stab wounds, which absorb the water in them and grow to massive sizes, both offsetting their balance and causing them to dry up.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 39/50
Reservation 2/??
Personal Force Field && Azure Essence 10/11 (Ultrafield)
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 7/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-4, Tazz-13. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
The Enlightenment && Concentrated Thought Essence = The Illumination (9/11)
Agonizing Rod && Nightmare Fuel-Soaked Hellscholar Flesh = Writhing Stick (6/10)
Basemetal Katana && Dark Sword = Real Nightmare (5/8)
38/50 (Amp'd)
+1 to Amp x2.
I activate the Black Ring, and promptly smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet. I'm going to need to produce more of these at a later date, considering I only have nineteen in my possession. That, however, is not an immediate concern. However, the eventual annihilation of the opposition is, unfortunately. Still, I suppose the filling of Impetus Combs is vital. Especially this one, seeing as I know what shall occur with it. Number eight. One would think it is obvious. Hah. Anyhow, I utilize my augmented psionic abilities to generate some form of optic blast. As the stuff exits my twin optical organs and enters the rest of reality, I pull out a vial of Visink, and shatter it against the ground in a single, fluid motion. The Visink splatters over the floor. Excellent. I utilize the link to the Inky Abyss inherently within the Black Ring to imbue the ink with a plethora of more offensive properties. In normal circumstances, ink would serve with a variety of more passive, and, if I am being perfectly honest, more useful, properties. However, I may as well utilize my vast repertoire of arcane skills in the eventual annihilation of the opposition. I telekinetically levitate the ink into the air, transforming it into an aerial blob of Visink. Latent occult power hides beneath the Abyss-imbued surface of ink in vast quantities, incomprehensible. Indecipherable, and unseeable. Infinite, even. The optic blasts of amethyst psionic energy collide with the blob of Visink. I instantaneously fuse the two together, generating what appears to be Visink radiating psionic energy in copious quantities, most of which imperceivable to our mundane eyes. Alas. Anyhow, I telekinetically accelerate the infused blob of Visink in the general direction of a group of guards. Due to the fact that the usual velocity I accelerate objects or projectiles at is nearly analogous to that of light itself, I would say that the Visink has hit its mark precisely on time. When I say 'on time,' I mean early, of course. Hah. The Visink splits into innumerable projectiles of a thickness slighter than that of a nanometer on the second half of its excessively swift journey. The mere force of the individual bolts striking the guards is more than enough to impale them instantly. However, I would be an idiotic fool if I were to not utilize the full extent of this opportunity. That is not to say that I am not one already, but I digress. The vast majority of the myriad of arcane sorceries imbued within the ink discharge themselves into the guards upon impact, fusing with their souls in an instant. Within another, they lay upon the ground, slowly being mutated into an unrecognizable amalgamated mess of various puddles of molten flesh. Evidently, the ink did its job. I begin to vaporize the remaining Visink, after binding it to the life-forces of the group of guards, then allowing the ink to vaporize fully. In the best of circumstances, this shall snuff out each of their lives in an instant, though I doubt it will actually occur. Regardless, I may try.
My shadow examines the area it is currently within carefully, making note of any and all scraps of knowledge, arcane artifacts, or otherwise abnormal things, including the memories of any particular blacksmiths by the name of Rodney. He might use some of those.
If I am permitted to operate Zombie #2 still, I attempt to make it stealthily attract the attention of the Zombie Villagers, and make them swarm the ever-vigilant Iron Golem guarding the Library. As I have stated, I care not about the secret. I want elder knowledge. Quite frankly, it is worth slaughtering these villagers horrifically for. The ones in the Hut, on the other hand, had nothing. It is perfectly acceptable to ruthlessly slaughter those at the Church (despite the fact that nobody is present within), the Library, and the Blacksmith, as all three contain useful things. Homes, however, do not. But, I suppose it is progress, however horrendous. Hah. Actually, could I steal the souls of all of the Testificates who are slain? They would still become zombies, and we would get large quantities of Ancestral Flesh-imbued souls, likely possessing extreme power. Extremely useful.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
> Owl Action
A giant computer screen appears in front of the Owl Effigy with a Matrix rain style effect on it.
> Zombie #7 Action
He continues smashing the door of the Small House. If it is already smashed, he does nothing.
> Action (If the Guards are dead I target the King)
I originwand up eight pebbles and lob them at the Guards! The first pebble transforms into a baloney sandwich and hits a guard in the face, causing the guard to explode! The second transforms into a giant medieval sword that I blast with a Billy Bazooka, causing it to explode into Suicide Putty and lodge itself in the mouth of a guard! The third transforms into a floppy disk that releases an arm that zaps a wand of striking at a guard! The fourth transforms into a larger pebble and then into an even larger pebble before impacting a guard's face and turning into a massive drill that drills straight through the guard's face! The fifth transforms into an IWAY Cookie. When a guard goes up to look at it, it transforms into a highway cookie and shoves itself into a guard's mouth, giving him deadly highway poisoning! If no guards look at it, it still transforms into a highway cookie but this time it slams itself into a guard's face and tears straight through it.
The sixth transforms into a massive speaker that begins to blast various Rick Astley songs but never playing Never Gonna Give You Up. The seventh impacts the speaker and somehow sends it flying into a Guard! And the eighth just hits a guard and cracks his skull.
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Post III
I raise a Borealstick into the air, creating a huge, red aurorathat empowers Split, raising his affinity towards the Red Sun. I then stab the Cultural Rainbow with the other Borealstick.
I give the Mutant Tall-Nut some Plant Food, empowering it further.
Shadowlighter 5/6
Sour Stars 5/9
Nightlife Glove && Balltergeist's Blues && Blue Ghost Gauntlet 3/X
Doge 22/30
Beardger 14/20
The Dead can Dance 3/10
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: 45/45
Generic Disposable Mooks: 4/30
>OPEN FILE ON "Kid Radd"
Kid Radd [AG]: RADD
ATK: 5,000 + Charges Done
SPECIALS: Platform Game Protagonist: Loses only 1 HP (In this case, a letter from RADD) when damage is dealt to him.
Charging: Kid Radd can charge his attack for +10,000 damage each turn instead of attacking. The maximum charge level is 18.4 quintillion because the programmers set it to the limit instead of an actual number.
"Battle Routine Set!"
>COMBAT OPERANDI, EXECUTE!
I wanted to say that I hate this editor, but it seems everyone else already said that.
+2 to Generic
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 5/11
Scranton Reality Weight > Fine: 4/7
Pie Launcher: 3/3 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra stares at Generic. She then stares back at Bender.
"Fine. But we're not done yet. Later though..."
She then turns to the alchemiter, and examines the Pie Launcher.
"What? What does this even have to do with the Nintendoverse? Grr. I must have gotten the code wrong. What are the Triumph Forks called... OH! IT'S NOT TRIUMPH FORKS! IT'S TRIFORCE! Yeah. That makes far more sense."
Lothyra then enters TRIFORCE into the Alchemiter as a code. She then uses the Origin Wands to deploy a plasma sapper, draining some of Scratch's Red Sun plasma into Split. She also fires My Boomstick at the Cultural Rainbow.
==Gunpowder Castle==
"Now it's time to unleash the power of Futurama."
"Now it's time to sit on the toilet. Seriously, stop saying "now it's time to.""
Bender gathers sacred items, then sits on the toilet. Lothyra uses Existence Now on the Guards (King if the Guards are dead). The mini-UU Primes all join into a giant version of the Allspark, then ram into the Guards (King if the Guards are dead).
==Village Pillage==
The zombie attacks the Large House's door.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 3/3
Basic Intelligent Device && Mage's Reservecomputer 6/7
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 6/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 2/7
PREVIEW: Cassiopeia (Watch allowing very limited time travel, source Mahou Sensei Negima) && Basic AI && Mage's Watcher
I switch away from attack and towards support, pulling out the Unremembered Wand. I direct a set of irrigo blasts at the guards, or absent them the King, hoping to leave openings for more narratively strong players to exploit.
I also use the Twinoracle to view the immediate future of the Owl Effigy, and set up shields placed exactly to counter the worst blows.
I direct our zombie to keep battering at the Church's door, seeking to find the secret within.
Ork Horde 25/50
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 5- Breathing Darkness !*
11/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
The Enlightenment && Concentrated Thought Essence = The Illumination (8/11)
Agonizing Rod && Nightmare Fuel-Soaked Hellscholar Flesh = Writhing Stick (5/10)
Basemetal Katana && Dark Sword = Real Nightmare (4/8)
36/50
+1 to Amp x2.
@Crystalcat: Thank you. It is quite the statement to say that I actually live up to my title.
I swiftly draw the Hazel Wand. It feels as if I have not utilized it in enquier. Which is certainly true. I begin muttering incessantly under my breath. Arcane energy begins to congregate around the bronze rod, flowing through it in precise magnitudes equivocal to the general amount of magic energy within my vicinity. Or rather, it is analogous to the amount of arcane potency capable of being utilized in a productive manner. Which is to say, the vast majority of it. The fabric of the abyss around me is annihilated itself to generate trace amounts of Vacuos essentia. The void is quite useful in the fabrication of the esoteric, particularly of the essence of magic itself. Praecantatio is composed of Vacuos and Potentia, after all. Eldritch energies flow into the wand, fueling some sort of cascade into madness which will inevitably occur upon my weaponization of the arcane power around me. I vaporize every trace of the congregated magical energy with a thought. Suddenly, an amethyst aura bursts into existence around the Hazel Wand. The intensity of the aura is rather evident. Tendrils of violet energy begin to emerge from the aura, twisting slightly. Within moments, the undulating tendrils of the aura concentrate themselves immensely. My muttering only seems to contribute to the potency of this esoteric concentrate. Eldritch energy vibrates about, violently twisting the existential matter around it to permit expansion. Immediately afterwards, the vision of all within a fifty meter radius is plunged into complete and utter darkness. To those beyond these parameters, the spectacle is mildly concerning. Tentacular shapes moving about in the tenebrous cloud of nonexistence, devouring guards whole with the essence of nothingness itself. The darkness seems to part as a tentacle skewers a Guard directly through the chest. Suddenly, every singular aggressor vanishes in a blast of warped sorceries, twisting the minds of the survivors beyond reason or function. That is to say that their brains cannot actually perform somatic functions. I shall leave them here, to slowly expire. Perhaps they will see it fit to annihilate the general area in response to their demise. With a flick of the Hazel Wand, a monolithic bolt of arcane power erupts from the wand's tip, streaking towards the opposition at near the speed of light. The opposition refers to Springboard, or the vaunted King, if it is dead. One blast is all that is needed, considering the target will be slowly consumed by shadows over an extensive period of time. Hah. I lower the Hazel Wand.
—
The redstone pulse vibrates through the lamps upon the chandelier, lighting every single one up, illuminating the room in its entirety. You can see quite clearly what is upon the overhang. A series of shelves appear to be lining the walls above. The contents of these shelves are likely one of the reasons why the citadel is kept under the veil of darkness. The shelves are lined with a variety of obscure and highly occult materials. Most noticeably, there are jars filled with a dark green liquid, as well as rotting human brains. However, it is not all. There are severed demon hearts upon the shelves as well, still beating like clockwork, not contained in anything. Other prominent objects include alchemical constructs, what appear to be sacrificial daggers, and various numbers of skulls for usage in the stabilization of Infusion Altars, likely cut from the shoulders of some undead creature, or perhaps a living one, leering at you with their inert, eyeless sockets. Other prominent objects include the severed hand of a witch, slightly bloodstained, the entrails of some creature affected by Taint to an absurdly corrupting extent within a sealed jar, and a large golden key. On the floor you are upon, everything more or less was already revealed, and there are no major revelations to be had, save for the prodigious amount of arcane devices heaped in a corner. Well, assuming there is nothing hidden behind the pillars. Hah.
What will you do?
50/50 Weath Ray
13/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: Since the guards are half-crazy already, I make them go fully crazy and start attacking the King. If no guards are left, I take out a 64 stack of instant damage 2 potions and spam them on the King.
Zombie Action: If the zombie's target is destroyed, it moves on to the large house. Otherwise, it stays at the small house and eats the doorknob before spitting it through a window and bashing the door to try and get its doorknob back.
SCP Foundation Action: Dr. Bright sneaks up on Doc Scratch and then employs SCP-399 to rebuild the Obsidian Maze and change it to a Bedrock Maze. Because SCP-399 steals energy from Doc Scratch to complete the process, Doc Scratch loses Affinity, and any attempts of his to stop this from happening are met with more power being absorbed from his attacks to make the Bedrock Wall even harder to destroy.
SCP-2317 Battle: SCP-076 still manages to get back up. However, he is soon stomped on by SCP-2317, who then releases a blast powerful enough to shatter ALL of the Perfect Sphere's barriers in one shot. EXOS luckily manages to retreat to recuperate.
EXOS Action: EXOS teleports away to {REDACTED} to escape the fight, then contacts me.
"How did that thing overpower the Cataclysm Shield? The shield is designed to be incapable of being overpowered."
"Maybe its because you failed to install it successfully. Try again."
"Oh, looks like I never installed it at all somehow."
"Yeah, maybe you should have double-checked that."
"Anyways, the Perfect Sphere is out of the fight for now, without any barriers the Perfect Sphere is leaking energy."
"Wait until the barriers regenerate, then rebuild the Sphere's energy reserve before re-joining the battle."
EXOS also installs the Cataclysm Shield it never got around to installing.
Turn 3
Story: All Bombs Placed! I heard a Theme song of Gym Leader's Last Stand while Fighting the Epic (Mini) Boss! and the King said
Gunpowder King: No! this Cant Be!
Springtrap: Well we are Screwed King...
Gunpowder King: Shut up Spring Trap! I Saw a Big Army of Heroes and we Cannot take em Anymore... I will Teleport after you Defeated me...
Pricey: Well You are Going Down Charcoal Freak!
TT: Yeah You will be Finished
Pit: I Commanded the Army of AGs to Crush him into Pieces
Gunpowder King: Don't Call me that Pricey! I hate Being Burned!
Pricey: You will be Dead Right now *transforms into a dragon*
Gunpowder King: Ooh [REDACTED]!
Pricey: All of them will be Burned to Crisp!
Gunpowder King: Oh God! Stop this Madness!
Springtrap: Well Here we go again...
Twin: Well Well Well King i've meet you before and You will be Blown Up
Gunpowder King: Well i am Defeated again...
Actions: See Below
(Gunpowder Castle Arc) I Transformed into a Dragon and i Burn all the Enemies with the Nova Flare and i Zombified more Dead Guards after i see them died
(Village Pillage Arc) I Still making the Zombie Attacks the Small House
(Void Arc) I keep Healing the Everyman and i Used the Archives and Dictionary of the Green and Red Sun at Split to raise his Affinity
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 18/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 19/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Manufacturing the Drones 5/7
Building Robot Dragons 5/15
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 4/10
Total Damage so Far: 82250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
NEW Potion of Antihope && Gunpowder = ??? 1/??
Garnet && Amethyst &7 Pearl && Rose Quartz = Fuchsite 4/5
+2 to Irecreeper
The Pigmen attack the guards, or the king if they are dead. The Zombie flees from the Iron Golem, making sure it survives. I use the X-STALKER and HOPEBRINGER in conjunction, making a HOPE-X-BEANSTALK! Two massive tendrils come out of the gun, which I use to pummel the guards, or the king if they are dead.
X-PLAGUE 29/30
X-EXTINCTION 30/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Okay, i'm changing my other charge to the PPC to kill Pricey, he's going way too far with canon defilement, especially since he just ruined the character of the gorrilaing GM! HE MUST BE PUNISHED FOR HIS CRIMES.
I make the zombie bite a door of a nearby small house, one of the injured doors if possible. The bite turns the door undead, and the zombie promptly spams healing potions at it.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
46/50,46/50,45/50 Magic
Battlefield: Use my spoil of war on the guards\king
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $102
Needed Dupes:
Picnic Airstiker AND Azure Essense 11/11
Wrench AND Azure Essence 9/11
I dupe a potion of crimson
+2 to wilson
Village Pillage: Zombie attack the large house door
/null
A sudden, inexplicable change comes over Crystal, and he seems a lot more defined. He yells to no one in particular, "Writer! You lazy dog! Finally thought of my backstory, did you?" He subsides a bi-"Oh, quiet, you. Can't I narrate my own story for a bit?" Well, yes, but-"Eh, carry on. You've done a good job so far, and besides, I wouldn't be here if you weren't doing it." He looks up. " 'A lot more defined'? Yep, sounds about right, seeing as now I'm actually defined. You were just acting yourself before, only hinting at a character." Sigh. I'm starting to think this wasn't a very good idea. "Well, you've got that right. I'm still a bit uncharacterized. Still, mustn't complain."
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I charge stuff!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
I'm too lazy to type out colors and fonts!
I attempt to help my teammates in some manner!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Act 1! +2 to Generic!
The Destructive Ender (Level 10: 6/11)
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 7/11)
OK, with the Gatekeeper's Scythe in hand, I have a new idea. I preview Brine || Gatekeeper's Scythe.
I pick targets: Springtrap, the guards and the King, in that exact order. I then immediately levy the power of Ceasefire on whoever was unlucky enough to be alive to brace it.
I use the Gatekeeper's Scythe to create the Wallshooter, which shoots brick walls. I then fire it all around the Owl Effigy, creating a wall made of walls. I then turn it into the Shieldshooter, which shoots iron shields. I fire that all around the wall of walls, making a shield of shields. I then turn it into a Bulletproofvestshooter, which shoots Kevlar Vests. I fire That all around the shield of shields, making a bulletproof vest of bulletproof vests. I then turn it into the Smith Corona Doorspitter, which shoots Inky Doors, and levy that against the Cultural Mob.
Finally, I get my Zombie to bash the Large House Door more.
I go back to the times that I ironically attempted to cause a paradox by blocking piono's alchemized before he made them, and proceed to make mental notes of all his alchemies, since he fought me with them when I was embarking on my journey of futility and irony.
I then turn my Gatekeeper's Scythe into the now ever-more ridiculous Captchocterrationroller, which is just so loaded with power that I kind of wish I hadn't made it. Nonetheless, I smash this ridiculous monstrosity into the Guards/King/Springtrap in that order of priority, causing a miniearthquake which traps them in a miniature chasm, pinning them down while the Fluorite Octet attack happens. I then use the double Life/Death reach around of Vita Australonem Mors (Yeah not good at merging names gracefully) and repeatedly slash the Guards/King/Springtrap, causing them to rapidly die and come back to life, causing the existential horror of not being able to go to the afterlife to drive them insane. Also, you know, die. I then turn it into Diluvium Naturae, and stab the you know by this point, causing them to sprout plants in their stab wounds, which absorb the water in them and grow to massive sizes, both offsetting their balance and causing them to dry up.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 39/50
Reservation 2/??
Personal Force Field && Azure Essence 10/11 (Ultrafield)
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 7/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-4, Tazz-13. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Pull out the weapon the Troper's Gem made and murderise the vicious animatronics, specifically Springtrap.
My Zombie attacks a nearby door in a mad fury.
Gloves && Luna Essence Orb (3/?)
Gloves && Life Essence Orb (3/?)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 10/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 7/25
What?
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
The Enlightenment && Concentrated Thought Essence = The Illumination (9/11)
Agonizing Rod && Nightmare Fuel-Soaked Hellscholar Flesh = Writhing Stick (6/10)
Basemetal Katana && Dark Sword = Real Nightmare (5/8)
38/50 (Amp'd)
+1 to Amp x2.
I activate the Black Ring, and promptly smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet. I'm going to need to produce more of these at a later date, considering I only have nineteen in my possession. That, however, is not an immediate concern. However, the eventual annihilation of the opposition is, unfortunately. Still, I suppose the filling of Impetus Combs is vital. Especially this one, seeing as I know what shall occur with it. Number eight. One would think it is obvious. Hah. Anyhow, I utilize my augmented psionic abilities to generate some form of optic blast. As the stuff exits my twin optical organs and enters the rest of reality, I pull out a vial of Visink, and shatter it against the ground in a single, fluid motion. The Visink splatters over the floor. Excellent. I utilize the link to the Inky Abyss inherently within the Black Ring to imbue the ink with a plethora of more offensive properties. In normal circumstances, ink would serve with a variety of more passive, and, if I am being perfectly honest, more useful, properties. However, I may as well utilize my vast repertoire of arcane skills in the eventual annihilation of the opposition. I telekinetically levitate the ink into the air, transforming it into an aerial blob of Visink. Latent occult power hides beneath the Abyss-imbued surface of ink in vast quantities, incomprehensible. Indecipherable, and unseeable. Infinite, even. The optic blasts of amethyst psionic energy collide with the blob of Visink. I instantaneously fuse the two together, generating what appears to be Visink radiating psionic energy in copious quantities, most of which imperceivable to our mundane eyes. Alas. Anyhow, I telekinetically accelerate the infused blob of Visink in the general direction of a group of guards. Due to the fact that the usual velocity I accelerate objects or projectiles at is nearly analogous to that of light itself, I would say that the Visink has hit its mark precisely on time. When I say 'on time,' I mean early, of course. Hah. The Visink splits into innumerable projectiles of a thickness slighter than that of a nanometer on the second half of its excessively swift journey. The mere force of the individual bolts striking the guards is more than enough to impale them instantly. However, I would be an idiotic fool if I were to not utilize the full extent of this opportunity. That is not to say that I am not one already, but I digress. The vast majority of the myriad of arcane sorceries imbued within the ink discharge themselves into the guards upon impact, fusing with their souls in an instant. Within another, they lay upon the ground, slowly being mutated into an unrecognizable amalgamated mess of various puddles of molten flesh. Evidently, the ink did its job. I begin to vaporize the remaining Visink, after binding it to the life-forces of the group of guards, then allowing the ink to vaporize fully. In the best of circumstances, this shall snuff out each of their lives in an instant, though I doubt it will actually occur. Regardless, I may try.
My shadow examines the area it is currently within carefully, making note of any and all scraps of knowledge, arcane artifacts, or otherwise abnormal things, including the memories of any particular blacksmiths by the name of Rodney. He might use some of those.
If I am permitted to operate Zombie #2 still, I attempt to make it stealthily attract the attention of the Zombie Villagers, and make them swarm the ever-vigilant Iron Golem guarding the Library. As I have stated, I care not about the secret. I want elder knowledge. Quite frankly, it is worth slaughtering these villagers horrifically for. The ones in the Hut, on the other hand, had nothing. It is perfectly acceptable to ruthlessly slaughter those at the Church (despite the fact that nobody is present within), the Library, and the Blacksmith, as all three contain useful things. Homes, however, do not. But, I suppose it is progress, however horrendous. Hah. Actually, could I steal the souls of all of the Testificates who are slain? They would still become zombies, and we would get large quantities of Ancestral Flesh-imbued souls, likely possessing extreme power. Extremely useful.
Maniac: A chain chomp appears and charges at the KING/GUARDS.
Midna: A rainbow surrounds the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
+2 to Generic
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 6/11
Scranton Reality Turret: 5/7
[TRIFORCE]: 2/?
==Actions==
==Gunpowder Castle==
Lothyra: "Hmm. We may need that nectar boost..."
She then Antimatter Nuke Stations Springtrap. Bender then uses Supercell on Springtrap.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie attacks the door of the Large House.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
> Alchemies
Cerberus > Fine = The White Glove (8/8)
Bow && Batrachotoxin && Gurmukhi Code Chart && Essence of Guru Angad = Guru's Toxincrosser (6/7)
Bow && Chlorine Trifluoride && Kannada Code Chart = Kannada's Combuster (6/7)
> Owl Action
A giant computer screen appears in front of the Owl Effigy with a Matrix rain style effect on it.
> Zombie #7 Action
He continues smashing the door of the Small House. If it is already smashed, he does nothing.
> Action (If the Guards are dead I target the King)
I originwand up eight pebbles and lob them at the Guards! The first pebble transforms into a baloney sandwich and hits a guard in the face, causing the guard to explode! The second transforms into a giant medieval sword that I blast with a Billy Bazooka, causing it to explode into Suicide Putty and lodge itself in the mouth of a guard! The third transforms into a floppy disk that releases an arm that zaps a wand of striking at a guard! The fourth transforms into a larger pebble and then into an even larger pebble before impacting a guard's face and turning into a massive drill that drills straight through the guard's face! The fifth transforms into an IWAY Cookie. When a guard goes up to look at it, it transforms into a highway cookie and shoves itself into a guard's mouth, giving him deadly highway poisoning! If no guards look at it, it still transforms into a highway cookie but this time it slams itself into a guard's face and tears straight through it.
The sixth transforms into a massive speaker that begins to blast various Rick Astley songs but never playing Never Gonna Give You Up. The seventh impacts the speaker and somehow sends it flying into a Guard! And the eighth just hits a guard and cracks his skull.