I give the Owl Effigy a shield made of clipboards, radios and toilets. Sound familiar?
> Gunpowder Castle Action
I deliver a test to the Guards (or the King if the Guards are dead) with my Testwriter:
1. Assume that SCP-009 spreads throughout your body in a logistic curve defined by , where y is the proportion of water in your body that is SCP-009 and x is the time in hours. If I shoot you with the M134 Heatfreezer, how long will it take before your entire body's water content is SCP-009?
2. I originwand up a 17-g growth that grows according to the polynomial 3x3+2x+17 in your body where x is time in seconds and y is weight of the growth in grams. Assuming the growth has a constant density of 15 g/cm3, how long until the growth kills you?
3. A max created with Life's Wands increases in side length at the rate of cells/millisecond, starting off with a side length of . Approximating the max as a square rotated 45 degrees with 5-by-11 cell rectangles pasted over the corners with the center of the rectangle directly over the corner, how long until it explodes out of your stomach (modeled as a sphere with radius 30 cm)? Assume a cell is 1cm wide.
4. A constant stream of fluoroantimonic acid, such as one from Chemostriker's nozzle, can dissolve a circular hole with radius 2cm and depth 3cm per second. How long would it take to dissolve the following:
a) a cube of side length 45 cm
b) four cuboids measuring 22.5 by 22.5 by 67.5 cm
c) a cuboid measuring 45 cm by 22.5 cm by 67.5 cm
d) the cube from part a), joined at the bottom to part c)'s cuboid such that they align, with two cuboids from b) directly under it, with another two cuboids from b) joined to part c)'s cuboid (one on each side), also known as you
5. An instance of SCP-2300-6, created by Mental Element, can eat through humans for carbon. Approximating one instance's rate of eating as 1 cm3 per second, calculate how much time it would take for 50,000 SCP-2300-6 instances to fully eat through you.
6. An SCP-409 bullet from the Snapper impacts your body from directly behind you and bounces off, infecting you with SCP-409. According to SCP-409's article, SCP-409 spreads at 1 inch per minute, and takes 20 minutes from full crystallization to snap. Assuming that SCP-409 spreads in a sphere, calculate how long it takes for you to snap into pieces if you are hit:
a) in the head (1.575 meters above the ground, exact center of body)
b) in the left knee (33.75 cm above the ground, 11.25 cm to your left of center of body)
c) in the exact center of your body (90 cm above the ground, exact center of body)
d) in both knees at once, plus the head, plus the exact center of your body
> Zombie #7 Action
Zombie #7 moves to take out the Small House. If it is possible, he joins zombies #4 and #8 in the door-smashing action.
> Author's Note
I have realized what makes this editor so terrible.
Zombie 6 shoves it's hands through the small windows in the church's door, attaching itself to the door. Attacks directed towards the Zombie will now also hit the door.
I then heal the Everyman.
Shadowlighter 3/6
Sour Stars 3/9
Nightlife Glove && Balltergeist's Blues && Blue Ghost Gauntlet
Falling from that height and landing hard caused some of the crystalline portions of my True Form mode to fall off. I shakily float back up to hover off the ground again, heading to the main hall. Behind me, all but one of the fallen crystals vanish in flashes of gray.
"Hold on... If he was just in here... then where- OH GOD HE'S RIGHT THERE!"
The castle roof gains a new hole as I rapidly traverse the Y-axis away from Springtrap.
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Due to a roof being in the way, the Mainframe has to launch a bunker buster through the roof, which tunnels down and explodes upon impact with a castle guard. Or the king, if there are no castle guards left, but I doubt that they're all dead already.
Meanwhile, the zombie that I happen to be joint-controlling heads over to the library to attack either the door, or the iron golem, depending on which one would be a better idea. It's also a cyborg because lel.
I shield the Owl Effigy with CDs containing Windows 7 Genius Edition, which is Windows XP with a Windows 7 theme, a calendar in some Arabic-script text that I can't read or identify and a setup that moves your mouse around for you.
I then heal the Owl Effigy by using an originwanded Owl Effigy Repair Kit!
> Zombie #7 Action
Zombie #7 continues slamming the door of the Small House, trying to break it down.
> Action: Mineralogy (If the Guards are dead, I target the King instead)
I summon one of every SCP-2300 from hydrogen to uranium with Mental Element. I then completely screw up a Guard's chemical structure. I first transmute his eyes into tellurobismuthite. Immediately, SCP-2300-52 and SCP-2300-83 jump on the now-blinded guard and eat the spherical mineral deposits in his eye sockets, tossing pure bismuth and tellurium back and forth between them. I then transmute all of his skin into a thin layer of polonium. SCP-2300-84 immediately eats his skin. I then transmute his ears (or other hearing organs) into pure manganese, causing SCP-2300-25 to eat his ears. I also transmute his tongue (or other taste organ) into technetium and sic SCP-2300-43 on it while transmuting his nose/remaning sensory organs into pure manganosite, causing SCP-2300-8 to begin eating whatever just got transmuted into manganosite and spitting pure manganese at SCP-2300-25. The now-devoid-of-senses guard immediately flips out and begins thrashing around wildly, allowing me to transmute his private parts into [1,1'-bis(diphenylphosphino)ferrocene]palladium(II) dichloride, causing SCP-2300-46 to eat it and wildly flail its arms around and spit elements everywhere. I then transmute the rest of the guard's flesh into... wait for it... germanium selenide crystals. This causes SCP-2300-32 and SCP-2300-34 to begin eating his flesh. This is clearly extremely painful for the guard. I then begin to transmute his bones into varius chemicals. The skull is promptly transmuted into osmocene, which causes SCP-2300-76 to begin devouring it. I then transmute his ribs into dysprosium titanate, causing SCP-2300-66 and SCP-2300-22 to begin eating his ribs. I transmute the bones in his left arm to radium, causing SCP-2300-88 to eat it. Then I sic SCP-2300-39 on his right arm, which was transmuted to yttrium(III) antimonide, causing it to spit antimony bullets at SCP-2300-52, who eats them! I then transmute his legs to cerium(III) oxide, causing SCP-2300-59 to eat his legs! Finally, I take out his brain by transmuting different parts of it to random minerals, such as afwillite, chapmanite, columbite-tantalite, djurleite, feroxyhyte, halotrichite, kaolinite, molybdenite, phoenicocroite, rutherfordine, sabinaite, sonolite, tschermigite, tyuyamunite, valentinite and xenotime, causing SCP-2300-11, -13, -14, -16, -20, -22, -23, -24, -25, -26, -29, -33, -39, -40, -41, -42, -51, -52, -82 and -92 to spring into action and devour the guard's brain-shaped chunk of minerals, spitting balls of light elements at the lighter SCP-2300 instances waiting on the sidelines. Finally, after the guard is pretty much eaten, the SCP-2300 instances demanifest.
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The merciless killing of those in the Hut was a horrific massacre. And that is coming from me. Quite the spectacle. This is morally reprehensible. What did these Villagers do to us? Why must we slay them so ruthlessly? Could we not attempt to peacefully negotiate a path to the eventual destruction of the Flesh, whilst still leaving the townspeople alive? Is it that difficult?
I make Zombie #2 flee and hide within sight of the Library, but out of the Iron Golem's range. The vital expenditure is not worth the prize.
I draw the Golden Sunsticks. I feel as if the best course of action at the current moment is to heal the Owl Effigy, which I shall do. I channel the energy of the rods, allowing the Aqua, Terra, and Ordo Vis in the proximate aura to flow into them. I permit as much Vis as possible to flow into the twin rods without causing some sort of concentration of instability which would undoubtedly lead to an explosion of Flux. There is no room for error within these circumstances, or without, I am afraid. Still, there is room for improvement. As such, I force the Golden Sunsticks to receive as much Vis as possible at the present moment. Given as these wands are not exactly ideal for the channeling of Vis, as they lack wand caps, and possibly an ideal core type. Speaking of that, what are the Golden Sunsticks actually composed of? If you have already stated so, it goes without saying; I am sorry. I am merely curious. On that topic, is the material the Sunsticks are composed of ideal for the channeling of Vis? I do hope so. The occasional flicker of light emanates off of one of the Sunsticks, or the other. This light is either blue, green, or white, representing Aqua, Terra, and Ordo Vis, respectively. The buildup of magical energy is accompanied by an overall increase in the stability of the Golden Sunsticks as they become more receptive to Vis. They were forged from Sano essentia, after all. Not Vis. But, I am getting ahead of myself. As such, I fuse the Aqua and Terra Vis together with intense processes usually attributed to the jarring of an Aura Node, or the sealing of a creature in a Warded Jar whilst in stasis, to generate Victus. The occasional bursts of light slowly transition from a color scheme of blue, green, and white to red and white. I arc the twin wands into the air, noting the trail of energy they leave behind. Suddenly, I fuse the Ordo to the Victus. This, quite obviously, creates Sano. The hue of the light bursts is now a singular red color, imbued with the essence of healing. As I have undoubtedly aforementioned, Sano is commonly found in Golden Apples, potions of Regeneration and/or Healing, and other such things with the capacity to heal or repair an object or person. I can assure you that I know a thing or two regarding healing spells, and the correct usage of the Golden Sunsticks in the healing of the self and others. I wave the Sunsticks, and a flash of pure, unadulterated red light obscures my form for several seconds, searing the retinas of any who dare to scrutinize, or attempt to scrutinize, me. When the light clears, the red flashing of light emanating from the Golden Sunsticks has subsided. Quite evidently, I channeled the entirety of the healing energy of the Sano Vis to heal the Owl Effigy. I place the Golden Sunsticks back into my inventory.
I have several questions regarding armor. Or rather, two. Firstly, the maximum possible armor value is five, negating five damage each hit, correct? Secondly, my current armor value is two, right?
~
My shadow in Limbo cautiously travels down the staircase, checking for traps along the way. If he does manage to find a trap, he either disarms it, or avoids it whilst still moving onward. I examine wherever the staircase leads.
—
You safely stride to the table, and further scrutinize the room. The chandelier is an amalgamated mess of redstone lamps, some active, some not. There are at least sixty lamps, around a third of them active. You could probably turn the inactive ones on, if you wished. The chandelier is affixed to the ceiling by means of beams composed of some sort of tensile material. Odd. You cannot see anything on the overhang above. The floor you are on currently seems more interesting. The table is composed of some foul-looking gray stone, with hints of sickly green. Its surface is entirely covered by the bandages. There are two deep red stains on the parts of the bandage directly upon the unsightly lump. That does not appear to be a good sign. Still, it appears to be utterly inert. Perhaps the papers on the floor will reveal what sort of dark experiment was occurring here. As you look at the papers scattered about unceremoniously on the floor, you notice something. There is an... orange light coming from some area underneath several sheets of paper. From the indentations in the stone around the glow, it is made evident that the thing is some sort of stone trapdoor, leaving to a room below. You cannot see anything behind the pillars, save the entrance, the eldritch gateway, and a small staircase leading up to the balcony overlooking this room. A plethora of arcane devices and objects lay in a heap in the corner nearest to the entrance, evidently set there by the Lord-Archmage, obscured from your view earlier by pillars, now open to see. Perhaps some of them would prove useful.
What will you do?
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BENDER! STOP LAZYING AROUND LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE ENTIRE TIME AT THE CASTLE AND FIGHT!
Well I don't see why I should - oh wait.
Bender enters the Gunpowder Castle. He then uses the Critmist II potion on him and Lothyra.
Now it's time to show the power of teamwork.
(assume each individual attack is aimed at the Guards, or the King if the Guards are dead)
Bender starts with a volley from Bender's Gun, while Lothyra plays a more passive role by healing her teammates with Universal Power. He then starts gathering sacred items while Lothyra unleashes the power of the Allotrope Octet. Finally, Bender blasts with iQuantimak while Lothyra uses UU Ultimatum.
Now it's time for the true power of a swarm of nanobots to be shown...
UU Prime splits into eight smaller copies. Then they all start killing enemies (again, assume that they attack the Guards first, and move to the King if the Guards are dead). However, instead of their Transformer weapons they wield iAntimaks, antimatter bombs, and Heavy Lights (even though it's not done yet).
==Zombie Fight==
The zombie attacks the door of the Large House.
Lothyra becomes curious as to the nature of this challenge.
Bender?
Yeah?
I made you in charge of the Ancestral Flesh challenge, right?
Yeah? So what?
Well, I'm curious as to what one actually does in it. It seems you have to defend a village from zombies...
Pff. That? Naw, you have to be the zombies and KILL ALL HUMANS!
WAIT WHAT!
She stares at Bender, her face turned into a mixture of disgust and anger.
YOU'RE KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE!
It's for the so called "Greater Good." Never cared much for that anyway, but if I don't do this, I'll die.
NO! I'VE DONE TOO MANY BAD THINGS IN THE PAST! I FORBID YOU TO-
Blah blah blah morality stuff blah blah-
OKAY! THAT'S IT! FOR ALL THIS TIME I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP! BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! IT'S TIME TO.....
STRIFE!
(This is just an RP thing. It has no effects on actual gameplay.)
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 4/11
Seeing that the situation has gotten serious, I get serious as well and undergo a PARADIGM SHIFT, switching away from whimsical story-based attacks and toward a more deadly type of magic. I grab the nearest magical channel, it doesn't matter which. (thankfully, my alchemization has made sure there is no shortage- in effect, the Homestuck Principle applied to implements instead of personal computers) I then cast a series of powerful and entirely narratively irrelevant shields on my allies. After all, it would be rather bad if anyone other than the intended was struck by the magic I now intend to cast, magic that is normally used against whole armies. I begin to gather energy for the spell I am about to cast, which would normally take quite a long time if the caster were not me. Of course, if I wanted this to be stronger the format would demand me to charge for a lot longer, which would obviously not work in this climate. Just before I release the spell I turn my head to the reader and remark, "Oh, great, Erelye's rubbing off on me." With that, I release the magic, chanting: "Τό συμβόλαιον διακονητω μοί, βασιλευ Όυρανίωνων! Έπιγενηθήτω αίθαλους κεραυνέ ός Τιτηνας φθείρειν! Έκατοντάκις καί χιλιάκις άστραψάτω! ΚΙΛΙΠΛ ΆΣΤΡΑΝΉ!" which could be translated as: "Heed the contract and serve me, O King of the Skies. Come forth, blazing thunder, slayer of Titans! Hurl down lightning one hundred and even one thousand times! Thousand Thunderbolts!" The titular Thousand Thunderbolts leap forth from my hand, unerringly seeking their targets, in this case being the Guards, or the King if all the guards are dead.
Ork Horde 23/50
No. Nonononono. Why do you want to do this? This will not end well for anyone, least of all you. Stop. Stop now.
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 3- Beneath a Strange Sign!*
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
44/50x3 Magic
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine the guards/king
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $102
Needed Dupes:
Picnic Airstiker AND Azure Essense 10/11
Antimatter Grenade AND Azure Essence 11/11
Wrench AND Azure Essence 8/11
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Village Pillage: Zombie attack the large house door
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I use an INCREDIBLY SHINY light to distract Scratch and make his next attack against the effigy to deal less damage. About 10,000 less damage.
I wonder what would happen if I went full non leathal... Shall we give it a bash? I leap at Springtrap, stabbing it with the Staff of Ysera and injecting it with a large amount of electricity, trying to get the system left in it to lock up. Or, if Springtrap is dead/incapped, this targets the guards/king, except, you know, trying to paralyze them instead.
As Pit moved zombie 3 into the destroyed hut already, have the zombie pick up the broken door. That will be a great melee weapon.
Actual Attempt to organize my shop, GO
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 172$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 40/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$)
Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$)
CandleLit Chestplate (WIP, level 2)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Symbol of PI && calculator && Symbol of protection || Gold amulet = Irrational Amulet DONE
oh wow, are colors actually working for me now? Maybe? Edit- Nope. Font and italics are though.
oh... but... the battlefield isn't th- wait... Have either of you actually seen the godmodder recently? I haven't seen or heard him for quite a while.
He leaps up to a nearby reenforced glass window and looks out.
Speaking of that... I haven't even seen the player's recently... and you know when they're not around because everything gets so quiet. Did something happen? This reminds me of the other time the players left. Except, I'm not completely alone. And no one is bombing me. Hm... But... alright... fine.
I decide that it's a good idea to break this dumb fight up, and turn the Gatekeeper's Scythe into a club, which I calmly stick between Lothyra and Bender. "Hey, hold up. We don't have any proof whatsoever that those guys are real or that they're sapient whatsoever. Furthermore if you have any problems with this, then just abstain. We'll just kill them regardless, that's the majority of what we've done here."
After breaking the fight up, I turn the Gatekeeper's Scythe into Arcum Finem, and electrocute Springtrap and sentence him to oblivion.
My shadow wanders around Limbo, looking for something to do.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 34/50
Reservation 1/??
Personal Force Field && Azure Essence 9/11 (Ultrafield)
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 6/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-11. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
I SMASH OPEN. A HUGE PART, OF THE CASTLE WALL. WITH ATHEIST'S GRIP. AND RUN.
I ALSO. ORDER ZOMBIE 1. TO BREAK DOWN. THE SMALL HOUSE. DOOR.time to turn some of these l/\mps on. A redstone pulse vibrates through the lamps.
My Action: I use Combat Operandi: 1st ESFB, and order them to bypass the guards if possible to go straight for the King (if not, they still attack the guards). If that Operandi is not available, I use battle technique: terajump.
Zombie Action: The zombie bashes down the door of whichever house it is attacking right now.
SCP Foundation Action: "Okay, so apparently SCP-2317 has an anomolous property luring other SCPs to try and kill it?"
SCP-2317 Battle: SCP-076-2 gets back up ("I will not be defeated so easily!") and rushes SCP-2317. He dodges nearly everything that is thrown at him while counterattacking with a combination of swords and throwing knives. However, SCP-2317 tires of this abuse and just releases a Dark Nova, blowing SCP-076-2 away. EXOS then opens up with another barrage of lightning, which is also shrugged off.
I shift my focus even farther onto attack, switching to an even stronger spell, grabbing my strongest magical focus, and drinking a Potion of Witchcraft for good measure. I don't have the original Ancient Greek incantation for this one handy, but it should suffice to know that it's known as 'End of the World.' I gather in more power, creating another narratively irrelevant shield around the grouping of enemies to prevent the catastrophic effects from bleeding out, chanting, "Heed the contract and serve me, Queen of Ice! Come forth, Everlasting Cold, the Eternal Glacier! Bring death to all that has life, Eternal Rest! End of the World!" As soon as I reach 'Eternal Glacier', the temperature within the shield instantly drops to absolute zero, freezing the entire group of enemies within a crystal of ice. Admiring my spellwork, I snap my fingers, commanding, "Break." The entire crystal shatters. I decide to exploit the enemies' current frozen state, and empower another similar-level spell, chanting "Heed the contract and serve me, King of Hades! Come, cracking of the earth, a torrent of scorching heat engulfing the farthest reaches. Seethe and surge forth in molten ruination! Tearing Earth!" A stream of high-pressure, high-temperature lava blasts from my hand, melting and scattering the frozen enemies, and dealing extra damage from thermal shock.
In the aftermath, I comment to the Narrative, and of course to the readers, 'I understand you have to tone that one down a lot, but I hope you don't slash it too much." *after reading the previous paragraph* "Also, Erelye really is rubbing off on my writer. To be expected, really, given how much he's accomplishing compared to other people with just a whole bunch of effort and writing to circumvent the Curse of Repetitiveness. I'm honestly unsurprised he has the title Amethyst Mage. Plus, of course, my writer already had those tendencies. *To the other characters* If you others are wondering who I'm talking to, don't bother. That way leads madness."
I grab some of the shards of the fourth wall I keep knocking holes in and build a shield around the Owl Effigy. I also immediately equip the XCOM Nano Armor.
Ork Horde 24/50
Well, don't say I didn't warn you. Never say I didn't warn you. You will bring only ruin to yourself.
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 4- Boiling with Hunger!*
> Alchemies
Cerberus > Fine = The White Glove (6/8)
Bow && Batrachotoxin && Gurmukhi Code Chart && Essence of Guru Angad = Guru's Toxincrosser (4/7) Bow && Chlorine Trifluoride && Kannada Code Chart = Kannada's Combuster (4/7)
> Owl Effigy Action
I give the Owl Effigy a shield made of clipboards, radios and toilets. Sound familiar?
> Gunpowder Castle Action
I deliver a test to the Guards (or the King if the Guards are dead) with my Testwriter:
1. Assume that SCP-009 spreads throughout your body in a logistic curve defined by
, where y is the proportion of water in your body that is SCP-009 and x is the time in hours. If I shoot you with the M134 Heatfreezer, how long will it take before your entire body's water content is SCP-009?
2. I originwand up a 17-g growth that grows according to the polynomial 3x3+2x+17 in your body where x is time in seconds and y is weight of the growth in grams. Assuming the growth has a constant density of 15 g/cm3, how long until the growth kills you?
3. A max created with Life's Wands increases in side length at the rate of
cells/millisecond, starting off with a side length of 
. Approximating the max as a square rotated 45 degrees with 5-by-11 cell rectangles pasted over the corners with the center of the rectangle directly over the corner, how long until it explodes out of your stomach (modeled as a sphere with radius 30 cm)? Assume a cell is 1cm wide.
4. A constant stream of fluoroantimonic acid, such as one from Chemostriker's nozzle, can dissolve a circular hole with radius 2cm and depth 3cm per second. How long would it take to dissolve the following:
a) a cube of side length 45 cm
b) four cuboids measuring 22.5 by 22.5 by 67.5 cm
c) a cuboid measuring 45 cm by 22.5 cm by 67.5 cm
d) the cube from part a), joined at the bottom to part c)'s cuboid such that they align, with two cuboids from b) directly under it, with another two cuboids from b) joined to part c)'s cuboid (one on each side), also known as you
5. An instance of SCP-2300-6, created by Mental Element, can eat through humans for carbon. Approximating one instance's rate of eating as 1 cm3 per second, calculate how much time it would take for 50,000 SCP-2300-6 instances to fully eat through you.
6. An SCP-409 bullet from the Snapper impacts your body from directly behind you and bounces off, infecting you with SCP-409. According to SCP-409's article, SCP-409 spreads at 1 inch per minute, and takes 20 minutes from full crystallization to snap. Assuming that SCP-409 spreads in a sphere, calculate how long it takes for you to snap into pieces if you are hit:
a) in the head (1.575 meters above the ground, exact center of body)
b) in the left knee (33.75 cm above the ground, 11.25 cm to your left of center of body)
c) in the exact center of your body (90 cm above the ground, exact center of body)
d) in both knees at once, plus the head, plus the exact center of your body
> Zombie #7 Action
Zombie #7 moves to take out the Small House. If it is possible, he joins zombies #4 and #8 in the door-smashing action.
> Author's Note
I have realized what makes this editor so terrible.
Turn 1
Story: All Bombs Placed! We finally Found the King and we will going to Defeat him for all
Pricey: I am All Set I am going to Destroy him Right now
Then Suddenly Springtrap the Phantom Animatronics and the Non-Infected Guards Guarding the King
King: Nice try Pricey I used a Trick Crown to Blow Ire up and i have Guards with me
Springtrap: I have a serious problem in my machines *BZZT!*
King: Oh shut it Springtrap!
and there is a Call from Wily
Wily: You! are you still Living?
Pricey: Yes
Wily: I am Sending the Mettals right now
Pricey: OK!
Actions See Below
(Gunpowder Castle Arc) I Teleported Fail Mage and my Clones to the Main Hall and i Charged at one of the guards with my Steel Diamond Katana
(Village Pillage Arc) I Commanded the Zombie to the Small House
(Void Arc) I Heal the Everyman and i used the Shard of the Red Sun to Split to raise his Affinity
Entities Discovered!
Modified Mettals 100X
HP 250 Each
Damage 50 Each
Skill None
Special None
Special things List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 16/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 17/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Manufacturing the Drones 3/7
Building Robot Dragons 3/15
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 2/10
Total Damage so Far: 82250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Post I
Zombie 6 shoves it's hands through the small windows in the church's door, attaching itself to the door. Attacks directed towards the Zombie will now also hit the door.
I then heal the Everyman.
Shadowlighter 3/6
Sour Stars 3/9
Nightlife Glove && Balltergeist's Blues && Blue Ghost Gauntlet
Doge 20/30
Beardger 12/20
The Dead can Dance 1/10
"OW!"
Falling from that height and landing hard caused some of the crystalline portions of my True Form mode to fall off. I shakily float back up to hover off the ground again, heading to the main hall. Behind me, all but one of the fallen crystals vanish in flashes of gray.
"Hold on... If he was just in here... then where- OH GOD HE'S RIGHT THERE!"
The castle roof gains a new hole as I rapidly traverse the Y-axis away from Springtrap.
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Due to a roof being in the way, the Mainframe has to launch a bunker buster through the roof, which tunnels down and explodes upon impact with a castle guard. Or the king, if there are no castle guards left, but I doubt that they're all dead already.
Meanwhile, the zombie that I happen to be joint-controlling heads over to the library to attack either the door, or the iron golem, depending on which one would be a better idea. It's also a cyborg because lel.
Mainframe Battle Technique: Wave Motion level 1: [6/10]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Post II
I use Ender's End at Springtrap.
I then use Rose's Thorn to grow a Mutant Tall-Nut that shields the 0wl Effigey.
Shadowlighter 4/6
Sour Stars 4/9
Nightlife Glove && Balltergeist's Blues && Blue Ghost Gauntlet 2/X
Doge 21/30
Beardger 13/20
The Dead can Dance 2/10
> Alchemies
Cerberus > Fine = The White Glove (7/8)
Bow && Batrachotoxin && Gurmukhi Code Chart && Essence of Guru Angad = Guru's Toxincrosser (5/7)
Bow && Chlorine Trifluoride && Kannada Code Chart = Kannada's Combuster (5/7)
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl Effigy with CDs containing Windows 7 Genius Edition, which is Windows XP with a Windows 7 theme, a calendar in some Arabic-script text that I can't read or identify and a setup that moves your mouse around for you.
I then heal the Owl Effigy by using an originwanded Owl Effigy Repair Kit!
> Zombie #7 Action
Zombie #7 continues slamming the door of the Small House, trying to break it down.
> Action: Mineralogy (If the Guards are dead, I target the King instead)
I summon one of every SCP-2300 from hydrogen to uranium with Mental Element. I then completely screw up a Guard's chemical structure. I first transmute his eyes into tellurobismuthite. Immediately, SCP-2300-52 and SCP-2300-83 jump on the now-blinded guard and eat the spherical mineral deposits in his eye sockets, tossing pure bismuth and tellurium back and forth between them. I then transmute all of his skin into a thin layer of polonium. SCP-2300-84 immediately eats his skin. I then transmute his ears (or other hearing organs) into pure manganese, causing SCP-2300-25 to eat his ears. I also transmute his tongue (or other taste organ) into technetium and sic SCP-2300-43 on it while transmuting his nose/remaning sensory organs into pure manganosite, causing SCP-2300-8 to begin eating whatever just got transmuted into manganosite and spitting pure manganese at SCP-2300-25. The now-devoid-of-senses guard immediately flips out and begins thrashing around wildly, allowing me to transmute his private parts into [1,1'-bis(diphenylphosphino)ferrocene]palladium(II) dichloride, causing SCP-2300-46 to eat it and wildly flail its arms around and spit elements everywhere. I then transmute the rest of the guard's flesh into... wait for it... germanium selenide crystals. This causes SCP-2300-32 and SCP-2300-34 to begin eating his flesh. This is clearly extremely painful for the guard. I then begin to transmute his bones into varius chemicals. The skull is promptly transmuted into osmocene, which causes SCP-2300-76 to begin devouring it. I then transmute his ribs into dysprosium titanate, causing SCP-2300-66 and SCP-2300-22 to begin eating his ribs. I transmute the bones in his left arm to radium, causing SCP-2300-88 to eat it. Then I sic SCP-2300-39 on his right arm, which was transmuted to yttrium(III) antimonide, causing it to spit antimony bullets at SCP-2300-52, who eats them! I then transmute his legs to cerium(III) oxide, causing SCP-2300-59 to eat his legs! Finally, I take out his brain by transmuting different parts of it to random minerals, such as afwillite, chapmanite, columbite-tantalite, djurleite, feroxyhyte, halotrichite, kaolinite, molybdenite, phoenicocroite, rutherfordine, sabinaite, sonolite, tschermigite, tyuyamunite, valentinite and xenotime, causing SCP-2300-11, -13, -14, -16, -20, -22, -23, -24, -25, -26, -29, -33, -39, -40, -41, -42, -51, -52, -82 and -92 to spring into action and devour the guard's brain-shaped chunk of minerals, spitting balls of light elements at the lighter SCP-2300 instances waiting on the sidelines. Finally, after the guard is pretty much eaten, the SCP-2300 instances demanifest.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
The Enlightenment && Concentrated Thought Essence = The Illumination (7/11)
Agonizing Rod && Nightmare Fuel-Soaked Hellscholar Flesh = Writhing Stick (4/10)
Basemetal Katana && Dark Sword = Real Nightmare (3/8)
35/50
+1 to Amp x2.
The merciless killing of those in the Hut was a horrific massacre. And that is coming from me. Quite the spectacle. This is morally reprehensible. What did these Villagers do to us? Why must we slay them so ruthlessly? Could we not attempt to peacefully negotiate a path to the eventual destruction of the Flesh, whilst still leaving the townspeople alive? Is it that difficult?
I make Zombie #2 flee and hide within sight of the Library, but out of the Iron Golem's range. The vital expenditure is not worth the prize.
I draw the Golden Sunsticks. I feel as if the best course of action at the current moment is to heal the Owl Effigy, which I shall do. I channel the energy of the rods, allowing the Aqua, Terra, and Ordo Vis in the proximate aura to flow into them. I permit as much Vis as possible to flow into the twin rods without causing some sort of concentration of instability which would undoubtedly lead to an explosion of Flux. There is no room for error within these circumstances, or without, I am afraid. Still, there is room for improvement. As such, I force the Golden Sunsticks to receive as much Vis as possible at the present moment. Given as these wands are not exactly ideal for the channeling of Vis, as they lack wand caps, and possibly an ideal core type. Speaking of that, what are the Golden Sunsticks actually composed of? If you have already stated so, it goes without saying; I am sorry. I am merely curious. On that topic, is the material the Sunsticks are composed of ideal for the channeling of Vis? I do hope so. The occasional flicker of light emanates off of one of the Sunsticks, or the other. This light is either blue, green, or white, representing Aqua, Terra, and Ordo Vis, respectively. The buildup of magical energy is accompanied by an overall increase in the stability of the Golden Sunsticks as they become more receptive to Vis. They were forged from Sano essentia, after all. Not Vis. But, I am getting ahead of myself. As such, I fuse the Aqua and Terra Vis together with intense processes usually attributed to the jarring of an Aura Node, or the sealing of a creature in a Warded Jar whilst in stasis, to generate Victus. The occasional bursts of light slowly transition from a color scheme of blue, green, and white to red and white. I arc the twin wands into the air, noting the trail of energy they leave behind. Suddenly, I fuse the Ordo to the Victus. This, quite obviously, creates Sano. The hue of the light bursts is now a singular red color, imbued with the essence of healing. As I have undoubtedly aforementioned, Sano is commonly found in Golden Apples, potions of Regeneration and/or Healing, and other such things with the capacity to heal or repair an object or person. I can assure you that I know a thing or two regarding healing spells, and the correct usage of the Golden Sunsticks in the healing of the self and others. I wave the Sunsticks, and a flash of pure, unadulterated red light obscures my form for several seconds, searing the retinas of any who dare to scrutinize, or attempt to scrutinize, me. When the light clears, the red flashing of light emanating from the Golden Sunsticks has subsided. Quite evidently, I channeled the entirety of the healing energy of the Sano Vis to heal the Owl Effigy. I place the Golden Sunsticks back into my inventory.
I have several questions regarding armor. Or rather, two. Firstly, the maximum possible armor value is five, negating five damage each hit, correct? Secondly, my current armor value is two, right?
~
My shadow in Limbo cautiously travels down the staircase, checking for traps along the way. If he does manage to find a trap, he either disarms it, or avoids it whilst still moving onward. I examine wherever the staircase leads.
—
You safely stride to the table, and further scrutinize the room. The chandelier is an amalgamated mess of redstone lamps, some active, some not. There are at least sixty lamps, around a third of them active. You could probably turn the inactive ones on, if you wished. The chandelier is affixed to the ceiling by means of beams composed of some sort of tensile material. Odd. You cannot see anything on the overhang above. The floor you are on currently seems more interesting. The table is composed of some foul-looking gray stone, with hints of sickly green. Its surface is entirely covered by the bandages. There are two deep red stains on the parts of the bandage directly upon the unsightly lump. That does not appear to be a good sign. Still, it appears to be utterly inert. Perhaps the papers on the floor will reveal what sort of dark experiment was occurring here. As you look at the papers scattered about unceremoniously on the floor, you notice something. There is an... orange light coming from some area underneath several sheets of paper. From the indentations in the stone around the glow, it is made evident that the thing is some sort of stone trapdoor, leaving to a room below. You cannot see anything behind the pillars, save the entrance, the eldritch gateway, and a small staircase leading up to the balcony overlooking this room. A plethora of arcane devices and objects lay in a heap in the corner nearest to the entrance, evidently set there by the Lord-Archmage, obscured from your view earlier by pillars, now open to see. Perhaps some of them would prove useful.
What will you do?
+2 to Wilson
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: =========
The Heavy Light: 4/11
Scranton Reality Weight > Fine: 3/7
Pie Launcher: 2/3 (Okay, I guess?)
==Actions==
==Gunpowder Castle==
BENDER! STOP LAZYING AROUND LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE ENTIRE TIME AT THE CASTLE AND FIGHT!
Well I don't see why I should - oh wait.
Bender enters the Gunpowder Castle. He then uses the Critmist II potion on him and Lothyra.
Now it's time to show the power of teamwork.
(assume each individual attack is aimed at the Guards, or the King if the Guards are dead)
Bender starts with a volley from Bender's Gun, while Lothyra plays a more passive role by healing her teammates with Universal Power. He then starts gathering sacred items while Lothyra unleashes the power of the Allotrope Octet. Finally, Bender blasts with iQuantimak while Lothyra uses UU Ultimatum.
Now it's time for the true power of a swarm of nanobots to be shown...
UU Prime splits into eight smaller copies. Then they all start killing enemies (again, assume that they attack the Guards first, and move to the King if the Guards are dead). However, instead of their Transformer weapons they wield iAntimaks, antimatter bombs, and Heavy Lights (even though it's not done yet).
==Zombie Fight==
The zombie attacks the door of the Large House.
Lothyra becomes curious as to the nature of this challenge.
Bender?
Yeah?
I made you in charge of the Ancestral Flesh challenge, right?
Yeah? So what?
Well, I'm curious as to what one actually does in it. It seems you have to defend a village from zombies...
Pff. That? Naw, you have to be the zombies and KILL ALL HUMANS!
WAIT WHAT!
She stares at Bender, her face turned into a mixture of disgust and anger.
YOU'RE KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE!
It's for the so called "Greater Good." Never cared much for that anyway, but if I don't do this, I'll die.
NO! I'VE DONE TOO MANY BAD THINGS IN THE PAST! I FORBID YOU TO-
Blah blah blah morality stuff blah blah-
OKAY! THAT'S IT! FOR ALL THIS TIME I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP! BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! IT'S TIME TO.....
(This is just an RP thing. It has no effects on actual gameplay.)
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 5 to buff my attacks!
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Turn 1/3
Titan Armor && Ghost Armor && Low-profile Fullerene Body-Armor 4/5
Basic Intelligent Device && Mage's Reservecomputer 4/7
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 4/11
Seeing that the situation has gotten serious, I get serious as well and undergo a PARADIGM SHIFT, switching away from whimsical story-based attacks and toward a more deadly type of magic. I grab the nearest magical channel, it doesn't matter which. (thankfully, my alchemization has made sure there is no shortage- in effect, the Homestuck Principle applied to implements instead of personal computers) I then cast a series of powerful and entirely narratively irrelevant shields on my allies. After all, it would be rather bad if anyone other than the intended was struck by the magic I now intend to cast, magic that is normally used against whole armies. I begin to gather energy for the spell I am about to cast, which would normally take quite a long time if the caster were not me. Of course, if I wanted this to be stronger the format would demand me to charge for a lot longer, which would obviously not work in this climate. Just before I release the spell I turn my head to the reader and remark, "Oh, great, Erelye's rubbing off on me." With that, I release the magic, chanting: "Τό συμβόλαιον διακονητω μοί, βασιλευ Όυρανίωνων! Έπιγενηθήτω αίθαλους κεραυνέ ός Τιτηνας φθείρειν! Έκατοντάκις καί χιλιάκις άστραψάτω! ΚΙΛΙΠΛ ΆΣΤΡΑΝΉ!" which could be translated as: "Heed the contract and serve me, O King of the Skies. Come forth, blazing thunder, slayer of Titans! Hurl down lightning one hundred and even one thousand times! Thousand Thunderbolts!" The titular Thousand Thunderbolts leap forth from my hand, unerringly seeking their targets, in this case being the Guards, or the King if all the guards are dead.
Ork Horde 23/50
No. Nonononono. Why do you want to do this? This will not end well for anyone, least of all you. Stop. Stop now.
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 3- Beneath a Strange Sign!*
9/49
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
44/50x3 Magic
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine the guards/king
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $102
Needed Dupes:
Picnic Airstiker AND Azure Essense 10/11
Antimatter Grenade AND Azure Essence 11/11
Wrench AND Azure Essence 8/11
+2 to wilson
Village Pillage: Zombie attack the large house door
Turn 2
Story: All Bombs Placed! while we are Fighting the King and his Minions Psi-Scratch Watches us in the Orb of Watch
Scratch: If i saw them Being Crushed from the Castle Collapse I win
Actions See Below
(Gunpowder Castle Arc) I am Burning Springtrap and his Phantom Animatronics
(Village Pillage Arc) I Made my Zombie Attack the Small House
(Void Arc) I am Assembling the Red Sun Pendant to make Split Raise his Affinity and i am still Healing the Everyman
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 17/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 18/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Manufacturing the Drones 4/7
Building Robot Dragons 4/15
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 3/10
Total Damage so Far: 82250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Charges: 30/50 + 43/50
I use an INCREDIBLY SHINY light to distract Scratch and make his next attack against the effigy to deal less damage. About 10,000 less damage.
I wonder what would happen if I went full non leathal... Shall we give it a bash? I leap at Springtrap, stabbing it with the Staff of Ysera and injecting it with a large amount of electricity, trying to get the system left in it to lock up. Or, if Springtrap is dead/incapped, this targets the guards/king, except, you know, trying to paralyze them instead.
As Pit moved zombie 3 into the destroyed hut already, have the zombie pick up the broken door. That will be a great melee weapon.
Actual Attempt to organize my shop, GO
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 172$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 40/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Iron Chains &&& Carbon Nano Tubes &&& Spider Silk = Super Metal Chain DONE
Convenite && CandleLit Chestplate && pouch of dyes = Sprectra's Chestplate 2/6
Symbol of PI && calculator && Symbol of protection || Gold amulet = Irrational Amulet DONE
oh wow, are colors actually working for me now? Maybe? Edit- Nope. Font and italics are though.
oh... but... the battlefield isn't th- wait... Have either of you actually seen the godmodder recently? I haven't seen or heard him for quite a while.
He leaps up to a nearby reenforced glass window and looks out.
Speaking of that... I haven't even seen the player's recently... and you know when they're not around because everything gets so quiet. Did something happen? This reminds me of the other time the players left. Except, I'm not completely alone. And no one is bombing me. Hm... But... alright... fine.
He jumps back down
I'll wait it out... just like I always do...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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I decide that it's a good idea to break this dumb fight up, and turn the Gatekeeper's Scythe into a club, which I calmly stick between Lothyra and Bender. "Hey, hold up. We don't have any proof whatsoever that those guys are real or that they're sapient whatsoever. Furthermore if you have any problems with this, then just abstain. We'll just kill them regardless, that's the majority of what we've done here."
After breaking the fight up, I turn the Gatekeeper's Scythe into Arcum Finem, and electrocute Springtrap and sentence him to oblivion.
My shadow wanders around Limbo, looking for something to do.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 34/50
Reservation 1/??
Personal Force Field && Azure Essence 9/11 (Ultrafield)
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 6/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-11. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Maniac: I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to make some swords to attack the guards/king.
Midna: Every video game character ever made appears and shields the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I take out forge's light and use HEADSHOTx0: LEVEL 10 on Springtrap! If he's dead, I attack the guards, and if they're dead, I hit the King!
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Oh no
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-5 / 50- Spin2Win
-9 / 50- The Tophat (Modpack'd, +2) +2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on the King. It IS a long-ranged psychic attack, so I should be good directly targeting him.
>Village Pillage: SMASH THE LIBRARY DOOR OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will use the voices to temporarily take control of the King and bash him into things. The Passive Pokemon target The King!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
50/50 Weath Ray
12/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I use Combat Operandi: 1st ESFB, and order them to bypass the guards if possible to go straight for the King (if not, they still attack the guards). If that Operandi is not available, I use battle technique: terajump.
Zombie Action: The zombie bashes down the door of whichever house it is attacking right now.
SCP Foundation Action: "Okay, so apparently SCP-2317 has an anomolous property luring other SCPs to try and kill it?"
SCP-2317 Battle: SCP-076-2 gets back up ("I will not be defeated so easily!") and rushes SCP-2317. He dodges nearly everything that is thrown at him while counterattacking with a combination of swords and throwing knives. However, SCP-2317 tires of this abuse and just releases a Dark Nova, blowing SCP-076-2 away. EXOS then opens up with another barrage of lightning, which is also shrugged off.
Turn 2/3
Titan Armor && Ghost Armor && Low-profile Fullerene Body-Armor 5/5 COMPLETE
Basic Intelligent Device && Mage's Reservecomputer 5/7
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 5/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 1/7
PREVIEW: Concentrated Magic Reserves && Empty Gun Cartridge
I shift my focus even farther onto attack, switching to an even stronger spell, grabbing my strongest magical focus, and drinking a Potion of Witchcraft for good measure. I don't have the original Ancient Greek incantation for this one handy, but it should suffice to know that it's known as 'End of the World.' I gather in more power, creating another narratively irrelevant shield around the grouping of enemies to prevent the catastrophic effects from bleeding out, chanting, "Heed the contract and serve me, Queen of Ice! Come forth, Everlasting Cold, the Eternal Glacier! Bring death to all that has life, Eternal Rest! End of the World!" As soon as I reach 'Eternal Glacier', the temperature within the shield instantly drops to absolute zero, freezing the entire group of enemies within a crystal of ice. Admiring my spellwork, I snap my fingers, commanding, "Break." The entire crystal shatters. I decide to exploit the enemies' current frozen state, and empower another similar-level spell, chanting "Heed the contract and serve me, King of Hades! Come, cracking of the earth, a torrent of scorching heat engulfing the farthest reaches. Seethe and surge forth in molten ruination! Tearing Earth!" A stream of high-pressure, high-temperature lava blasts from my hand, melting and scattering the frozen enemies, and dealing extra damage from thermal shock.
In the aftermath, I comment to the Narrative, and of course to the readers, 'I understand you have to tone that one down a lot, but I hope you don't slash it too much." *after reading the previous paragraph* "Also, Erelye really is rubbing off on my writer. To be expected, really, given how much he's accomplishing compared to other people with just a whole bunch of effort and writing to circumvent the Curse of Repetitiveness. I'm honestly unsurprised he has the title Amethyst Mage. Plus, of course, my writer already had those tendencies. *To the other characters* If you others are wondering who I'm talking to, don't bother. That way leads madness."
I grab some of the shards of the fourth wall I keep knocking holes in and build a shield around the Owl Effigy. I also immediately equip the XCOM Nano Armor.
Ork Horde 24/50
Well, don't say I didn't warn you. Never say I didn't warn you. You will bring only ruin to yourself.
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 4- Boiling with Hunger!*
10/49
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