I use the majestic feather that Expectation of Death wields, and tickle Scratch, causing him to panic about whether minor issues he's having are fatal. He then panics intensely, causing him to lose affinity to the Red Sun.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 45/50 2 more boosts guys. Please?
Eight Alterers 2/9
So anybody want anything?
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-8, Tazz-13. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 8/11
Scranton Reality Turret: 7/7 Complete!
Rayzoryo: 4/6
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Scranton Reality Turret > Fine. She then uses Antichamber on the Cultural Rainbow. UU Prime reforms into one robot again and bodyguards the Owl Effigy. Bender raises Split's affinity by some Science Fiction in Genre Only invention created by Professor Farnsworth. (Yeah I'm out of ideas).
==Village Pillage==
The zombie pins itself to the door of the Church while attacking it. All attacks directed towards it will also damage the door.
==The Boneyard==
Bender then begins to calm down. He uses Supercell on the Skeleton Warriors. Lothyra uses My Boomstick (antimatter shotgun, remember) on the Skeleton Warriors.
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Turn 2/3
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 8/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 4/7
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Apple 2/2 COMPLETE
I swap partway to yet another magic system, while keeping the previous at the back of my mind. I pull out a set of cards. Normally I would be restricted to luck of the draw here, but luckily this isn't the format of a card game. Heh. The set splits off 60 cards and then disappears, about 21 cards coming to rest on an intangible surface in front of me. They're all Mountain cards. Seven float up into an airborne hand, the remainder coming to rest as a deck. I draw a card labeled "Red Sun's Zenith" from my hand and sweep it over the arrayed Mountain cards. Each rotates to the right, releasing a bright orb of crimson energy. Every orb pours into the card held in my hand, causing it to light up blindingly. Normally this card would deal damage, but I think in this case it can be repurposed. Based on the name, if nothing else. I point the infused card at Split, a ruby bolt filling him with the power of the Red Sun. The card returns to my hand and the Mountains untap, ready for further spellcasting.
I decide "Oh, to Limbo with MTG game rules" and simply merge my hand and my library, the entirety of the deck coming to rest in my hand. I draw 21 cards of various damage-dealing types and set each above a Mountain. Red mana pours into each card before I shuffle the magic-infused cards into a miniature deck. Drawing one card after another, I let loose bursts of lightning or fireballs or localized tremors on skeletons all around me.
As I release the last damage-dealing card, I shuffle the entire mini-deck, now drained of power, back into my hand and draw several Lightning Bolt cards. I charge each card before aiming them at the Owl Effigy and bending the resultant lightning into a reasonable shield.
Nice minor callback back there. Thanks.
Ork Horde 27/50
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 7- Dancing with Damnation!*
13/49
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Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
48/50,48/50,48/50 Magic
Battlefield: Guard owl effigy with ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $102
Needed Dupes:
Wrench AND Azure Essence 10/11
I dupe a potion of moonlight and fortune
+2 to wilson
Village Pillage: Zombie attack the church door
-FseftrAI-
Available power for Godcraft operations at critical levels: 5%
Searching for alternative power sources...
Two sources found on HMAS Victor.
Wrench, power equal to five post charge
Quill, power equal to five post charge
Both power sources pre-specified.
Extracting power...
Power extracted.
Transforming power to general usage...
Transformation failed.
Extracted power stable.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Agonizing Rod && Nightmare Fuel-Soaked Hellscholar Flesh = Writhing Stick (9/10)
Basemetal Katana && Dark Sword = Real Nightmare (8/8!)
41/50
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine Real Nightmare.
I promptly draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. This will require an upgrade eventually, but not at the current moment. It is certainly time I slow my alchemization rate down. It will do me no good. I energize the scepter with the overly-abundant void energies within the general area, separating the void energy from the fabric of reality, if need be. The essence of nonexistence congregates around the miniature black hole serving as the topper of the scepter rather aptly named Quasar's Nightcrawler. Within several nanoseconds, the void energy has surpassed the concentration threshold for stability. This is going to be rather interesting to watch. The void energy violently jerks about, tearing through the fabric of reality in a manner akin to a serrated metal bar through churned milk. All light within the vicinity of the scepter is drawn within the event horizon of the miniature black hole, never to be seen again. Fortunately, this only seems to affect light. Gravitational forces capable of drawing entities within should not be utilized in person. Explosives would be better set to utilize such a destructive force. But, I digress. There is absolutely no need to go on a tangent revolving around the advantages and disadvantages of explosives and other weapons. Regardless of how fascinating it may or may not be. It is not fascinating, in my opinion. Anyhow, the void energy seeps through whatever shattered remnants of existential matter still exist in this infinite slowly-diffusing abyss, melding to it with remarkable swiftness and precision. Arcane light suddenly and inexplicably surges forth from the topper of Quasar's Nightcrawler, radiating throughout the Void. Of course, I say arcane for a plethora of reasons, most of which I will not get into. However, the light is arcane because it draws light from others sources, instead of itself. All of the light in the area is directed into the beams, arcing towards the Owl Effigy in a clearly defensive manner. I slash the scepter through the air. Void energy streams off of it, in the general direction of the Owl Effigy. The energy congeals around the Owl Effigy, consuming the arcane light within an instant to power some form of esoteric defense in protection of the Owl Effigy. The void energy randomly lashes out of its primarily-stabilized aura around the Owl Effigy, annihilating anything within its path, or at least sending it deeper into the Void, hopefully to never be seen again. I place Quasar's Nightcrawler into my inventory carefully.
Seeing as I cannot really manipulate a shield of void energy into annihilating skeletons, I once again resort to eldritch melee. It isn't really a bad thing, I just find it to be less exhilarating than watching something rush at me, whilst on fire, due to a spell. I equip the Harbinger. The utilization of necromantic magics to aid in the obtaining of souls shall come later. For now, I will merely just slay things. I separate the cane, topper bearing the visage of a tentacled abomination, into its two halves, both of which can function as swords, due to the concealed blades on either end. I particularly prefer wielding two melee weapons, unless we are talking about katanas. Katanas are simply too powerful to wield with one hand. Or rather, I refuse to dual-wield them in particular. I flash-step into the mob of skeletons once more, narrowly avoiding strikes from the undead creatures with some semblance of agility. I immediately impale a Skeleton Guardian with one half of the Harbinger, sinking the blade into the undead being with a satisfying, yet mildly sickening sound of metal sinking into calcium phosphate, otherwise referred to as bone. I force the skeleton off of the blade with a quick blast of telekinetic ability, hopefully forcing the corpse to collide with another skeleton. Perhaps an Archer. Those do seem to be slain rather swiftly. Anyhow, I dive into the combat once more, decapitating, impaling, and slicing into Skeleton Guardians swiftly, attempting to avoid being struck in any fashion whatsoever. I am not physically strong by any sense of the word. Continued strikes from skeletons in these situations would likely prove fatal, if left untreated. I continue to flash-step at random intervals, appearing behind a skeleton, only to slice it in half. I utilize the fading essence of the undead life energy to fuel a myriad of necromantic spells learned from my first endeavors into more obscure forms of dark magic several enquier ago, as was aforementioned last post. However, I do not utilize the souls of the skeletons. That would be particularly problematic. I drain the Exanimis essentia from the beings of the skeletons themselves to fuel my necromantic sorceries. The essence of the undead. A dark green light surrounds the two halves of the Harbinger as I continue to aggress the skeletons, avoiding any and all counterattacks, if possible. The necromantic energies slowly drain the force animating the skeletons, causing them to randomly collapse onto the floor, losing the will to remain an animated creature, and expiring. I continue to deftly stab, slice, and decapitate the skeletons with rather precise dual-swordplay. I utilize my Mind abilities to sense the actions of the skeletons as a result of my attacks, anticipating every move on their part beforehand, and countering it. I remove the curse from the cane by diffusing it amongst the skeletons, tearing some of their souls out immediately. I slide the halves of the Harbinger back into place, and de-equip the weapon.
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Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 9/11
Scranton Reality Turret > Fine: 2/8
Rayzoryo: 5/6
==Actions==
Lothyra requests for Generic to alchemize iTokomak & Image of Red Sun = iRedmak.
IREDMAK: An iTokomak which fuses the base matter of the Red Sun itself into superheated plasma.
I actually have no idea what to do in the main Scratch Fight, so I'll pass for now.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie attacks the Church's door.
==The Boneyard==
Lothyra points out that there is no (accurate) scientific explanation for how the skeletons are animate. She then uses that fact to use the Scranton Reality Turret against all skeletons in the arena. Bender uses Maximalist on the Skeleton Warriors.
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I have whichever zombie I'm controlling start beating down the door at the place it's at.
Following standard tactics, my split-halves go for the archers first, bringing them down a few notches with COMBAT OPERANDI: HEL ON EARTH!
{Which I do not remember using, and therefor getting a descy for.}
In the aftermath of whatever that was, Zand opens fire on the archers with Darkleer, raining eldritch ruin upon them!
While that transpires, Amp spins up with Ultimatum and sprays devastation across the Guardians and Warriors, keeping everything's attention on his armored bulk rather than the lightly-protected Zand!
All charges progress!
Recoil Scoper 11/11! Done!
Dual Thanoscythes && A one-wing-angel's broken halo && Aziraphale's Sword = Hellbreakers 1/11 {At least I damn well hope they're level ten, since they're basically a power-type-inversion of the Helbringers, and tbh I'm not using anything weaker this late in the game.}
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Fonts/colors don't work at all for me, but I still want to finish the whole "Anachron's a blasted pile of orbital slag" sideline, so ignore the fact that this is in default font and not using colors.
Anachron, Control Core 1A entrance corridor:
The six surviving dwarven engineers have at last, after nearly a full week of walking, reaching the entrance to the Control Core, the priority in such a disaster as this.
Urist{Grumblegrumblecolorsgrumble}: "Wonder if the guns in here still work, since-"
Sarvesh: "URIST! You will be fired for sheer stupidity in the face of narrative pivotality after this, but for now you can go first. Be careful."
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Turn 3/3
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 9/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 5/7
Awkward Potion OOO Ichor (TTKami) 1/2
The deck of cards folds up and returns to the space-that-is-not-space where I seem to store everything nowadays. Best not to think too deeply about what, exactly, it is. It'd send me even madder than that poor shard down there at the bottom seeking the Name. Well, madder than now, anyway. What were you thinking, writer? You should know that name's nothing to be messed with. Meh, don't concern yourself with flavor text, Crystal. Anyway, I switch myself back to the other system, pull out a matched set of Chef-Mage's implements and start whipping up a storm. Specifically, a storm of sauce. The storm surrounds the Owl Effigy in an impenetrable maelstrom. Then, I add on a Shield of the Pastalord conjured directly from the Elemental Plane of Pasta. The sauce soaks into the pasta, slowly growing the pasta and strengthening it to boot. I conjure additional noodles and weave them into the shield, growing it until it forms a delicious-looking barrier around the entirety of the Owl Effigy. The saucestorm is entirely used up in the process.
Next, I decide it's time to get serious, and pull out the most powerful Chefstaff yet in existence- the Staff of the Roaring Hearth. A big bumboozer marble equips itself into my other hand, boosting spell damage further. I summon a massive cannelloni cannon, blasting the nearest skeletons with... creepy little girls? That did almost no damage! Oh, Spirit of Cayenne must've worn off while my mind was in the MTG mindset. I re-invoke it and get back to blasting skeletons with waves of burning salsa, cannons full of hot coals, and even geyser-fulls of Béarnaise sauce. For a final note, I conjure up another Stuffed Mortar Shell and shower a group of skeleton archers with burning tires and five-gallon jugs of Tabasco sauce. Whoo, that's hot!
Generic, I'd appreciate a Potion of Critmist.
Alright, +1 to Generic.
Ork Horde 28/50
Still no Name. What there is so far is less than nothing. You have driven yourself to the edge of madness for nothing. The nearest interpretation of what you have pieced together so far is 'a number of candles'. Yes, suddenly it makes sense. Candles, candles to light the way to the Name, But what is the number? You must learn it. You must brand yourself with the number, mind, body, and soul, until you are more the number than you yourself.
14/49
(( Wow, this editor really is a roleplayer's nightmare. I've been trying to develop writing styles a bit more, but it's been so hard with these color problems. Yeah, tell me about it. Eek! Get out of here! ))
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
49/50,49/50,49/50 Magic
Battlefield: I use my new alchemy to repair the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x12, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $104
Needed Dupes:
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
PPC: 5/30 (This is just 2 players really. Except they're punishing Pricey for screwing with the other characters before being actual players.)
Wat?: 1/50 (Not an entity...or an attack? Huh?)
>GET EVEN MORE ANNOYED AT PRICEY FOR RUINING CHARACTERS (Seriously man, you're gonna die. Don't do something so stupid that it'll insta-summon them, because it can happen.)
> Zombie #7 Action
Zombie #7 attacks whatever building he is at.
> Owl Action
I heal the owl effigy with the White Glove.
> Action: 20,000 Errors under the Cellular Automata ("Skeleton" refers to a Skeleton Archer, or a Skeleton Warrior if the Archers are dead, or a Skeleton Guardian if the Warriors are dead as well.)
I pull out Ergo Sum. Readying a cellular automaton chain, I begin an epic wand frenzy! 20,000 LWSSs rain down from the heavens composed entirely of LWSS guns, drilling skeletons into the ground! A diamond-shaped banner-type arrangement expands and pushes the Skeletons back to the edges of the Boneyard before crushing them! 20,000 Spartan universal computer-constructors create 20,000 breeders that circle above the Skeletons and drop HWSSs upon them! The void seems to be bisected as a ridiculously long wickstretcher stack plows straight at some Skeletons, driving them into the wall!
I then switch to the Origin Wands and Sacra Geometria. 10 milliseconds later, I finish causing an error message to appear in front of all the Skeletons:
A bomb appears in front of all the Skeletons and they must then defuse the bomb, which will explode in one millisecond, using only an untrained cow. To make it even harder, I shoot them all with Toxicide before the bomb even explodes. The bomb proceeds to explode but somehow only damages the Skeletons.
I duplicate and toss two Critmist Potions to crystalcat, then smash the First through Third Walls into an enemy.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 50/50 I am now done and every AG is at Super Armor. Any other benefits we can get?
Free Dental 2/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 2/50
Eight Alterers 3/9
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 1/??
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-12, Tazz-13. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-7 / 50- Spin2Win
-13 / 50- The Tophat
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I pull out a large boom-box, forcing all the skeletons to dance a-la Crypt of the Necrodancer! I then mow them down with THE CHAIRSLAYER. (Roll a d6.)
(1: The gun ends up shielding each group of skeletons!)
(2: Nothing happens.)
(3: Roll again. If an attack is rolled, the enemies catch fire, too! If rolled again, I explode.)
(4: A rapid-fire burst mows down the skeletons.)
(5: Lightning strikes arc between the skeletons.)
(6: I end up opening a black hole with the attack, slaughtering skeletons.)
=LIMBO=
Dark-Clone-Me or whatever explores the landscape of Limbo, and examines the materials that are ever-present in Limbo. I then attempt to craft a chair from the materials.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will summon a Greater Pokemon. The Pokemon Army will target whatever's helping Scratch.
Done with last turn. Since I added a new challenge and it's VERY important everyone participates in this, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE edit your posts accordingly so that they target the Skeletons. No post today since I spent a while working on this.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
As most of you probably know by now, me and TT2000 are in talks of deciding the GM for Destroy the Godmodder 3. We want to get an idea of who might be interested in moderating DTG3, so here I am making an official announcement. If you are interested in moderating DTG3, please make a post right now on this thread. Lurkers who do not post on this thread and yet could be interested, feel free to post as well. You don't have to have a concrete idea planned out, just post saying if you're interested.
I use the majestic feather that Expectation of Death wields, and tickle Scratch, causing him to panic about whether minor issues he's having are fatal. He then panics intensely, causing him to lose affinity to the Red Sun.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 45/50 2 more boosts guys. Please?
Eight Alterers 2/9
So anybody want anything?
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
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+2 to Generic
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 8/11
Scranton Reality Turret: 7/7 Complete!
Rayzoryo: 4/6
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Scranton Reality Turret > Fine. She then uses Antichamber on the Cultural Rainbow. UU Prime reforms into one robot again and bodyguards the Owl Effigy. Bender raises Split's affinity by some Science Fiction in Genre Only invention created by Professor Farnsworth. (Yeah I'm out of ideas).
==Village Pillage==
The zombie pins itself to the door of the Church while attacking it. All attacks directed towards it will also damage the door.
==The Boneyard==
Bender then begins to calm down. He uses Supercell on the Skeleton Warriors. Lothyra uses My Boomstick (antimatter shotgun, remember) on the Skeleton Warriors.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 2/3
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 8/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 4/7
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Apple 2/2 COMPLETE
I swap partway to yet another magic system, while keeping the previous at the back of my mind. I pull out a set of cards. Normally I would be restricted to luck of the draw here, but luckily this isn't the format of a card game. Heh. The set splits off 60 cards and then disappears, about 21 cards coming to rest on an intangible surface in front of me. They're all Mountain cards. Seven float up into an airborne hand, the remainder coming to rest as a deck. I draw a card labeled "Red Sun's Zenith" from my hand and sweep it over the arrayed Mountain cards. Each rotates to the right, releasing a bright orb of crimson energy. Every orb pours into the card held in my hand, causing it to light up blindingly. Normally this card would deal damage, but I think in this case it can be repurposed. Based on the name, if nothing else. I point the infused card at Split, a ruby bolt filling him with the power of the Red Sun. The card returns to my hand and the Mountains untap, ready for further spellcasting.
I decide "Oh, to Limbo with MTG game rules" and simply merge my hand and my library, the entirety of the deck coming to rest in my hand. I draw 21 cards of various damage-dealing types and set each above a Mountain. Red mana pours into each card before I shuffle the magic-infused cards into a miniature deck. Drawing one card after another, I let loose bursts of lightning or fireballs or localized tremors on skeletons all around me.
As I release the last damage-dealing card, I shuffle the entire mini-deck, now drained of power, back into my hand and draw several Lightning Bolt cards. I charge each card before aiming them at the Owl Effigy and bending the resultant lightning into a reasonable shield.
Nice minor callback back there.
Thanks.
Ork Horde 27/50
*Seeking Mr. Eaten's Name has increased to 7- Dancing with Damnation!*
13/49
0rigin Point.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
48/50,48/50,48/50 Magic
Battlefield: Guard owl effigy with ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $102
Needed Dupes:
Wrench AND Azure Essence 10/11
I dupe a potion of moonlight and fortune
+2 to wilson
Village Pillage: Zombie attack the church door
-FseftrAI-
Available power for Godcraft operations at critical levels: 5%
Searching for alternative power sources...
Two sources found on HMAS Victor.
Wrench, power equal to five post charge
Quill, power equal to five post charge
Both power sources pre-specified.
Extracting power...
Power extracted.
Transforming power to general usage...
Transformation failed.
Extracted power stable.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Agonizing Rod && Nightmare Fuel-Soaked Hellscholar Flesh = Writhing Stick (9/10)
Basemetal Katana && Dark Sword = Real Nightmare (8/8!)
41/50
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine Real Nightmare.
I promptly draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. This will require an upgrade eventually, but not at the current moment. It is certainly time I slow my alchemization rate down. It will do me no good. I energize the scepter with the overly-abundant void energies within the general area, separating the void energy from the fabric of reality, if need be. The essence of nonexistence congregates around the miniature black hole serving as the topper of the scepter rather aptly named Quasar's Nightcrawler. Within several nanoseconds, the void energy has surpassed the concentration threshold for stability. This is going to be rather interesting to watch. The void energy violently jerks about, tearing through the fabric of reality in a manner akin to a serrated metal bar through churned milk. All light within the vicinity of the scepter is drawn within the event horizon of the miniature black hole, never to be seen again. Fortunately, this only seems to affect light. Gravitational forces capable of drawing entities within should not be utilized in person. Explosives would be better set to utilize such a destructive force. But, I digress. There is absolutely no need to go on a tangent revolving around the advantages and disadvantages of explosives and other weapons. Regardless of how fascinating it may or may not be. It is not fascinating, in my opinion. Anyhow, the void energy seeps through whatever shattered remnants of existential matter still exist in this infinite slowly-diffusing abyss, melding to it with remarkable swiftness and precision. Arcane light suddenly and inexplicably surges forth from the topper of Quasar's Nightcrawler, radiating throughout the Void. Of course, I say arcane for a plethora of reasons, most of which I will not get into. However, the light is arcane because it draws light from others sources, instead of itself. All of the light in the area is directed into the beams, arcing towards the Owl Effigy in a clearly defensive manner. I slash the scepter through the air. Void energy streams off of it, in the general direction of the Owl Effigy. The energy congeals around the Owl Effigy, consuming the arcane light within an instant to power some form of esoteric defense in protection of the Owl Effigy. The void energy randomly lashes out of its primarily-stabilized aura around the Owl Effigy, annihilating anything within its path, or at least sending it deeper into the Void, hopefully to never be seen again. I place Quasar's Nightcrawler into my inventory carefully.
Seeing as I cannot really manipulate a shield of void energy into annihilating skeletons, I once again resort to eldritch melee. It isn't really a bad thing, I just find it to be less exhilarating than watching something rush at me, whilst on fire, due to a spell. I equip the Harbinger. The utilization of necromantic magics to aid in the obtaining of souls shall come later. For now, I will merely just slay things. I separate the cane, topper bearing the visage of a tentacled abomination, into its two halves, both of which can function as swords, due to the concealed blades on either end. I particularly prefer wielding two melee weapons, unless we are talking about katanas. Katanas are simply too powerful to wield with one hand. Or rather, I refuse to dual-wield them in particular. I flash-step into the mob of skeletons once more, narrowly avoiding strikes from the undead creatures with some semblance of agility. I immediately impale a Skeleton Guardian with one half of the Harbinger, sinking the blade into the undead being with a satisfying, yet mildly sickening sound of metal sinking into calcium phosphate, otherwise referred to as bone. I force the skeleton off of the blade with a quick blast of telekinetic ability, hopefully forcing the corpse to collide with another skeleton. Perhaps an Archer. Those do seem to be slain rather swiftly. Anyhow, I dive into the combat once more, decapitating, impaling, and slicing into Skeleton Guardians swiftly, attempting to avoid being struck in any fashion whatsoever. I am not physically strong by any sense of the word. Continued strikes from skeletons in these situations would likely prove fatal, if left untreated. I continue to flash-step at random intervals, appearing behind a skeleton, only to slice it in half. I utilize the fading essence of the undead life energy to fuel a myriad of necromantic spells learned from my first endeavors into more obscure forms of dark magic several enquier ago, as was aforementioned last post. However, I do not utilize the souls of the skeletons. That would be particularly problematic. I drain the Exanimis essentia from the beings of the skeletons themselves to fuel my necromantic sorceries. The essence of the undead. A dark green light surrounds the two halves of the Harbinger as I continue to aggress the skeletons, avoiding any and all counterattacks, if possible. The necromantic energies slowly drain the force animating the skeletons, causing them to randomly collapse onto the floor, losing the will to remain an animated creature, and expiring. I continue to deftly stab, slice, and decapitate the skeletons with rather precise dual-swordplay. I utilize my Mind abilities to sense the actions of the skeletons as a result of my attacks, anticipating every move on their part beforehand, and countering it. I remove the curse from the cane by diffusing it amongst the skeletons, tearing some of their souls out immediately. I slide the halves of the Harbinger back into place, and de-equip the weapon.
+2 to Generic
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9 (because colors aren't working)
Wilson Money: $2
The Heavy Light: 9/11
Scranton Reality Turret > Fine: 2/8
Rayzoryo: 5/6
==Actions==
Lothyra requests for Generic to alchemize iTokomak & Image of Red Sun = iRedmak.
IREDMAK: An iTokomak which fuses the base matter of the Red Sun itself into superheated plasma.
I actually have no idea what to do in the main Scratch Fight, so I'll pass for now.
==Village Pillage==
The zombie attacks the Church's door.
==The Boneyard==
Lothyra points out that there is no (accurate) scientific explanation for how the skeletons are animate. She then uses that fact to use the Scranton Reality Turret against all skeletons in the arena. Bender uses Maximalist on the Skeleton Warriors.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I have whichever zombie I'm controlling start beating down the door at the place it's at.
Following standard tactics, my split-halves go for the archers first, bringing them down a few notches with COMBAT OPERANDI: HEL ON EARTH!
{Which I do not remember using, and therefor getting a descy for.}
In the aftermath of whatever that was, Zand opens fire on the archers with Darkleer, raining eldritch ruin upon them!
While that transpires, Amp spins up with Ultimatum and sprays devastation across the Guardians and Warriors, keeping everything's attention on his armored bulk rather than the lightly-protected Zand!
All charges progress!
Recoil Scoper 11/11! Done!
Dual Thanoscythes && A one-wing-angel's broken halo && Aziraphale's Sword = Hellbreakers 1/11 {At least I damn well hope they're level ten, since they're basically a power-type-inversion of the Helbringers, and tbh I'm not using anything weaker this late in the game.}
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Fonts/colors don't work at all for me, but I still want to finish the whole "Anachron's a blasted pile of orbital slag" sideline, so ignore the fact that this is in default font and not using colors.
Anachron, Control Core 1A entrance corridor:
The six surviving dwarven engineers have at last, after nearly a full week of walking, reaching the entrance to the Control Core, the priority in such a disaster as this.
Urist{Grumblegrumblecolorsgrumble}: "Wonder if the guns in here still work, since-"
Sarvesh: "URIST! You will be fired for sheer stupidity in the face of narrative pivotality after this, but for now you can go first. Be careful."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I raise Split's Affinity!
Unknown Entity: 34/50
Unknown Entity: 34/40
Bling Bayonet && Pi Launcher && MLG Sniper Rifle && Black Hole Bomb = MLG Vortex Bayonet (Level 5: 6/6)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Turn 3/3
TvTropes Archive && Book && Concentrated Thaumic Magic == Tome of Tropes 9/11
Mage's Reservecomputer && Twinoracle 5/7
Awkward Potion OOO Ichor (TTKami) 1/2
The deck of cards folds up and returns to the space-that-is-not-space where I seem to store everything nowadays. Best not to think too deeply about what, exactly, it is. It'd send me even madder than that poor shard down there at the bottom seeking the Name. Well, madder than now, anyway. What were you thinking, writer? You should know that name's nothing to be messed with. Meh, don't concern yourself with flavor text, Crystal. Anyway, I switch myself back to the other system, pull out a matched set of Chef-Mage's implements and start whipping up a storm. Specifically, a storm of sauce. The storm surrounds the Owl Effigy in an impenetrable maelstrom. Then, I add on a Shield of the Pastalord conjured directly from the Elemental Plane of Pasta. The sauce soaks into the pasta, slowly growing the pasta and strengthening it to boot. I conjure additional noodles and weave them into the shield, growing it until it forms a delicious-looking barrier around the entirety of the Owl Effigy. The saucestorm is entirely used up in the process.
Next, I decide it's time to get serious, and pull out the most powerful Chefstaff yet in existence- the Staff of the Roaring Hearth. A big bumboozer marble equips itself into my other hand, boosting spell damage further. I summon a massive cannelloni cannon, blasting the nearest skeletons with... creepy little girls? That did almost no damage! Oh, Spirit of Cayenne must've worn off while my mind was in the MTG mindset. I re-invoke it and get back to blasting skeletons with waves of burning salsa, cannons full of hot coals, and even geyser-fulls of Béarnaise sauce. For a final note, I conjure up another Stuffed Mortar Shell and shower a group of skeleton archers with burning tires and five-gallon jugs of Tabasco sauce. Whoo, that's hot!
Alright, +1 to Generic.
Ork Horde 28/50
Still no Name. What there is so far is less than nothing. You have driven yourself to the edge of madness for nothing. The nearest interpretation of what you have pieced together so far is 'a number of candles'. Yes, suddenly it makes sense. Candles, candles to light the way to the Name, But what is the number? You must learn it. You must brand yourself with the number, mind, body, and soul, until you are more the number than you yourself.
14/49
(( Wow, this editor really is a roleplayer's nightmare. I've been trying to develop writing styles a bit more, but it's been so hard with these color problems. Yeah, tell me about it. Eek! Get out of here! ))
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
49/50,49/50,49/50 Magic
Battlefield: I use my new alchemy to repair the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x12, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $104
Needed Dupes:
Wrench AND Azure Essence 11/11
I dupe a potion of fear and hellsun
+2 to Wilson
Turn 3
Story: We Cornered the King and his Reaction
Gunpowder King: Oh god! this is gonna be Fun i am Cornered by the Players...
Actions: See Below
(Gunpowder Castle Arc) I Sneaked up to him in my Dragon form with my Fire charging in my Mouth in Feral Style
(Village Pillage Arc) I am still Making a Zombie Attacks the Large House as well to Prevent the Iron Golems Attacking us
(Void Arc) I Used the Inspires to Raise Split's Affinity
(Others) I help Erelye's Charge 42/50 if it's Legal...
Special things and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 21/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 22/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Manufacturing the Drones 7/7 On Approval
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 4/10 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Total Damage so Far: 84250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 14250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Red text works, but shows up as undefined. Weird.
Maniac: I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL LV. 10!
Midna: I surround the Owl with an undefined shield.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
PPC: 5/30 (This is just 2 players really. Except they're punishing Pricey for screwing with the other characters before being actual players.)
Wat?: 1/50 (Not an entity...or an attack? Huh?)
>GET EVEN MORE ANNOYED AT PRICEY FOR RUINING CHARACTERS (Seriously man, you're gonna die. Don't do something so stupid that it'll insta-summon them, because it can happen.)
>EXECUTE PEGASUS' HOPE.
> Alchemies
The White Glove > Fine = ??? (3/9)
Bow && Fluoroantiomonic Acid && Oriya Code Chart = Oriya Acidspitter (2/7?)
Bow && Polonium-210 && Gujarati Code Chart = Gujarati Poisonshooter (2/7?)
> Zombie #7 Action
Zombie #7 attacks whatever building he is at.
> Owl Action
I heal the owl effigy with the White Glove.
> Action: 20,000 Errors under the Cellular Automata ("Skeleton" refers to a Skeleton Archer, or a Skeleton Warrior if the Archers are dead, or a Skeleton Guardian if the Warriors are dead as well.)
I pull out Ergo Sum. Readying a cellular automaton chain, I begin an epic wand frenzy! 20,000 LWSSs rain down from the heavens composed entirely of LWSS guns, drilling skeletons into the ground! A diamond-shaped banner-type arrangement expands and pushes the Skeletons back to the edges of the Boneyard before crushing them! 20,000 Spartan universal computer-constructors create 20,000 breeders that circle above the Skeletons and drop HWSSs upon them! The void seems to be bisected as a ridiculously long wickstretcher stack plows straight at some Skeletons, driving them into the wall!
I then switch to the Origin Wands and Sacra Geometria. 10 milliseconds later, I finish causing an error message to appear in front of all the Skeletons:
A bomb appears in front of all the Skeletons and they must then defuse the bomb, which will explode in one millisecond, using only an untrained cow. To make it even harder, I shoot them all with Toxicide before the bomb even explodes. The bomb proceeds to explode but somehow only damages the Skeletons.
I duplicate and toss two Critmist Potions to crystalcat, then smash the First through Third Walls into an enemy.
+2 to Fseftr
Woo more armor 50/50 I am now done and every AG is at Super Armor. Any other benefits we can get?
Free Dental 2/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 2/50
Eight Alterers 3/9
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 1/??
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-12, Tazz-13. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
5/? on the potion
The zombie attacks the iron golem at the library, and brings all of the zombie villagers with it, and has them attack the library golem as well.
Christoff whips out the Binary Blade, and while everyone else is doing stuff has Scratch distracted, smashes off the lock on the chain on Split.
Waiting for Serpent before Greyhold bit.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-7 / 50- Spin2Win
-13 / 50- The Tophat
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I pull out a large boom-box, forcing all the skeletons to dance a-la Crypt of the Necrodancer! I then mow them down with THE CHAIRSLAYER. (Roll a d6.)
(1: The gun ends up shielding each group of skeletons!)
(2: Nothing happens.)
(3: Roll again. If an attack is rolled, the enemies catch fire, too! If rolled again, I explode.)
(4: A rapid-fire burst mows down the skeletons.)
(5: Lightning strikes arc between the skeletons.)
(6: I end up opening a black hole with the attack, slaughtering skeletons.)
=LIMBO=
Dark-Clone-Me or whatever explores the landscape of Limbo, and examines the materials that are ever-present in Limbo. I then attempt to craft a chair from the materials.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will summon a Greater Pokemon. The Pokemon Army will target whatever's helping Scratch.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
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Done with last turn. Since I added a new challenge and it's VERY important everyone participates in this, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE edit your posts accordingly so that they target the Skeletons. No post today since I spent a while working on this.
As most of you probably know by now, me and TT2000 are in talks of deciding the GM for Destroy the Godmodder 3. We want to get an idea of who might be interested in moderating DTG3, so here I am making an official announcement. If you are interested in moderating DTG3, please make a post right now on this thread. Lurkers who do not post on this thread and yet could be interested, feel free to post as well. You don't have to have a concrete idea planned out, just post saying if you're interested.
The future of DTG depends on you!
Yes, what Twin said. We could really use some input on who wants to be GM, and how many people want the position.
I use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 10 on some skeletons!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I have very little experience in forum games since when I make one they die on me. I'm out. I'll definitely join DTG3 though!
/NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED