The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-2 / 50- Spin2Win
-2 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I host a wood-and-chairs based magic show for the guards on the West Platform, attempting to distract them! Lots of pretty explosions and the destruction of famous landmarks are involved.
...of course, the magic show is designed to destroy any attackers. But hey, as long as I'm not attacked, they'll be fine!
=COMMAND=
The Streamer passively summons a random Pokémon, who will enter the Gunpowder Castle and guard me.
The Streamer then commands the Voices to heal me and the Owl Effigy.
Give Split a rousing speech, raising his affinity.
The Deviljho shows up at the entrance, and charges to the centre.
Moonlight >o<
Tome of Healing >o<
Make Captcha (tvtropes) 6/6
3/25 Wrath of the Earth
30/30 Vicious Overture: Activated!
I play a really badass song. A song of hope, inspiration and long epic battles. Everyone (PG, AG, N, Entities excluding the King, Guards and Scratch) next turn will gain an attack boost.
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (6/7)
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Lisu's Lighter (4/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (4/6)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 03 Action: Conway's Defense
I defend the Owl Effigy by inserting a wall of blocks in the S012345678/B rule. This creates a cellular automaton where everything is a still life and still lifes are everything. I then heal the Owl Effigy by manually patching it up. Finally, I raise Split's Red Sun Affinity by showing him a .gif of Scratch getting completely wrecked by us, encouraging him!
> 02 Action: Caution
I cautiously step into the Main Hall. If it is possible to shoot over the pit without any adverse effects, I force some guards to eat their lead cereal laced with chlorine trifluoride. Said lead cereal is actually bullets fired from Toxicide.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Voidmetal Sword && Primordial Pearl = Basemetal Katana (3/8)
27/50
+1 to Amp x2.
((You've definitely turned this around. This shouldn't be another job for you to do. It should be fun.))
I utilize my heretofore unseen stealth skills to become functionlly invisible, and proceed to enter the Main Hall, grabbing a bomb beforehand.
I equip the prodigious tool otherwise referred to as the Enlightenment. Once again, there is no reason whatsoever that it cannot function as a gateway to pure and unadulterated energy. I would call it a sort of proxy, but that would just be inaccurate. It is an orb with the capacity to view everything in reality at any time. As such, I view the Red Sun. Actually, allow me to correct myself. I view a location within seeing distance of the Red Sun, and immediately shift the focus of the orb. No need to blind myself. Utilizing that rough model, I fuse vast amounts of energy from various sources within our proximity together to forge a rather large red sphere of burning plasma. I contain the ever-burning sphere with as many wards as is needed, to prevent the sudden and inexplicable loss of all life within a sizable range. The sphere expands under my inaccurate direction, preparing to become a mere energy source. It is quite clearly a model. A Miniature Red Sun, if you will. Evidently, conjuring level ten alchemies out of thin air is a simplistic process involving nothing more than energy and willpower. Still, there are undoubtedly some in existence who posses no mental capacity whatsoever. I would hope that I am not one of them. Regardless, red tendrils of energy wildly pulsate from the sphere of fused Red Sun energy, occasionally emitting unstable explosions. These blasts usually have the result of rending reality around them, or at least the fabric of time. Luckily, nobody is subject to being within one of these blasts. It would not be desirable in any way whatsoever, unless one happens to enjoy self-harm. Anyhow, the blasts occur frequently, affecting the temporal existence of the space around the sphere in a fashion utterly obscene. Noting this side-effect, I vaporize the sphere, bringing an abrupt end to the explosions. Without even attempting to consume the energy, as I know I will not be able to withstand it, I utilize it to increase Split's Red Sun Affinity. Before doing so, I fuse the temporal disturbances in reality generated by the explosions with the energy, amplifying it with temporal potency. The potential destructive power of these temporal rifts should be avoided; the rifts have been annihilated. I de-equip the Enlightenment, and aid Split with the collective energy.
My shadow enters the cave. The Testificate is Rodney, isn't it? Just a guess. However, before doing so, it searches the image of the ruined Grayhold. Perhaps there is some knowledge that has been mutated into something else?
~
I attempt to forge a mental link with Astria, but only receive the sound of static. I look around in my inventory to find something I can send to her to signify I am indeed alive. I pull out what appears to be a copy of The Enlightenment. I set it to view myself.
Suddenly, amethyst energy surges around an area before Astria, and possibly Eric, for a moment. The magic energy condenses into the form of a circle. A white orb appears in it's place. Blood splatters on the ground. The thing was utterly drenched in it. The orb appears to be viewing Grayhold, showing the complete and utter devastation having befallen the place. Flux Gas pours into the sky. Written upon one of the nearby walls, entirely in some dark liquid with a hint of amethyst, is the word HERE.
(Obviously, you don't have to go there if you don't want to, but if you want to continue with this, you may as well. I get it if you don't. You don't have to deal with my inane madness if you don't want to, as you are quite capable of making independent choices. More than I am, in any case.)
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Grayhold Citadel, 20:27
Flux Gas leaks in utterly obscene quantities into GodCraft's atmosphere, all coming from holes blown into Grayhold. Considering the circumstances, the reconstruction has gone rather well. The Taint was thankfully contained by a number of internal explosions removing any viable surface area for Fibrous Taint to spread upon. Well, mostly. Strains of the vile corruption have likely leaked into the fortress. Regardless, the west half of the citadel appears to be under heavy reconstruction, as the entire thing collapsed. Of course, the only thing that has actually changed since the initial disaster is the inexplicable reformation and re-energization of the innumerable wards. The Grayholdian populace has likely not gotten any reconstruction done, due to infighting.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
"Grr... Another building. Another 'find the blah' mission. Heh. At least it isn't a mission involving the location of the rear ends of a dozen-and-two-thirds ursine."
Completely devoid of humor, I teleport to hover above the castle. Seconds later, the entire roof of the castle is torn free from the foundations and hurled across dimensions, landing in an area outside of time. I then descend to access point 3, plonking the explosives down there in a blatant example of Dungeon Bypassing. And, you know what, the guards are annoying me, so I surprise attack the ones guarding the path to access point 3 and 2 with Battle Technique: MINIMALIST! Why? Surprise mini-sentry from behind.
The Mainframe, due to being ridiculously powerful to the point where it could curb stomp Scratch even WITH the Fez on if there was no Narrative/OP Scale interference, blasts the muppet with a Neutron Star gun. Hyperdense clusters of matter about 12km wide hurtle outwards in a scatter pattern, one of said Neutron Stars smacking Scratch in the face in a hilarious manner. If this doesn't outright kill Scratch, or at least chunk his life bar, then that'll serve as a good indicator of how much the Narrative is interfering with the battle.
Mainframe Battle Technique: Wave Motion level 1: [3/10] (Actually, these particular special attacks HAVE to be charged just so that they can function at a reasonable level. This IS something coming from an entity made of more materials than either the Red Sun or the Green Sun, and decidedly as powerful. If the Red Sun or Green Sun were acting as entities in a battle, and the OP Scale was affecting them, they would most likely have to charge their battle techniques. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Voidmetal Sword && Primordial Pearl = Basemetal Katana (4/8)
28/50
+1 to Amp x2.
Bomb in-hand, I cautiously dodge onto the eastern bridge, avoiding the attention of the guards attempting to protect Access Points 2 and 3. There is no need to kill anything when one can just sneak past. As such, I evade the guards' lines-of-sight, and proceed to silently make my way to Access Point 2, though I do not reach it this post, evidently. If any guards do indeed notice me, I eviscerate them with teleportational abilities, silencing them. An entity tends to not be able to speak, or alert their fellows, when every single organ in their body is on the floor before them. Actually, I teleport the organs of any guards who notice me into one of the Pits, as to not draw attention. This is a precise art. I cautiously move towards Access Point 2, evading the guards' lines-of-sight as I go.
I can't help but think this thing with the Gunpowder Castle is designed to divert our attention while Scratch utilizes the machine.
Within the depths of the Void, I activate the White Ring. The runes flicker into existence, and begin their eternal vacillation between the colors white and black once more. Within several moments, a pulsating white and black aura has appeared around the ring. The auric energy steadily grows. After several minutes, the aura has grown into a behemoth of pure, unadulterated magical energy. Twisting tendrils of vacillating white and black begin to emerge from the aura, preparing for some form of defensive action. The aura grows larger nonetheless, and continues to increase its potency to a level capable of withstanding the trials of time itself. Which is to say that this thing will not spontaneously combust when I attempt to utilize it to guard the Effigy. I do not do so yet, instead preparing the aura for its inevitable destruction, infusing it with vast amounts of Vis from the local Aura. The aura is infused with around thirty different types of Vis, steadily empowering it with the essence of magic itself. Instead of going off on a longer tangent, I immediately discharge the aura, shielding the Owl Effigy.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Oh, and Scratch. The devices I use to stabilize reality and enforce physics are the ones that affect reality warpers like you (and Richard) the most. But no matter, You are still too strong at this moment.
She enters the Main Hall/Room and looks around the castle, seeing all the chaos.
Hmm. Looks like some of these people decided to Leeroy Jenkins into the castle. That does make for a good distraction however. Lothyra then pulls out her copy of the Origin Wands and uses it to create a suit of Chameleon Armor.
CHAMELEON ARMOR: A very light suit of armor made of carbon nanotubes and embedded with tiny LEDs and micro cameras. When the uses presses a button internally, the suit of armor changes appearance to match its surroundings exactly. Think of the Aston Martin in Die Another Day, but in amrmor form. However, it does need to sync with its environment for its appearance to change, meaning that it can be only used after the person has stopped moving.
She dons the Chameleon Armor, then syncs it with the walls of the castle. Meanwhile, in real life, Bender deploys Scranton Reality Anchors around the Owl Pendant to form a "reality shield" that protects the Owl Pendant against the reality warping (or unrealistic attacks in general, but also reality warping) that Doc Scratch uses. He then joins in Generic's chain attack by clapping softly.
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (7/7) Complete!
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Lisu's Lighter (5/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (5/6)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 03 Action: Pi vs. Tau
I boost Split's Red Sun Affinity by blasting encouraging music at him!
I then shield the Owl Effigy with 20,000,000 digits of pi, because it's probably pi day for you already. I then follow this up with a wall of 20,000,000 digits of e (courtesy of the e-machine) and 20,000,000 digits of phi. I then mend the Owl Effigy with 20,000,000 digits of tau, 20,000,000 digits of Champernowne's number in base 10, 20,000,000 digits of the square root of two and 20,000,000 digits of 0.9999999999999999999999...
I ask Scratch what is the correct circle constant: pi or tau?
> 02 Action: Retreat
I walk back into the Entrance, if possible.
Christoff zooms into the Castle, levitates up over the explosives pedastal, pulls out one of his own explosives (We've all been set up with a full set right, and if not, I'm pretty darn sure we've got more than 4.) and uses his telekinesis to land it behind the guards in the West Hallway, then detonating the bomb, blowing a number of them into the pits on either side of the stairwell. If the explosives are strong enough to bring down the castle, they must have more than enough power behind them to launch people or whatever the guards might be.
Battlefield:
Eric shoots a worried sideways glance at Astria: Do you think we should go in? I'm almost out of runes, I didn't have a lot of time to prepare new ones. This might be very dangerous.
My Action: I sneak into the Throne Room, use a potion of invisibility, then lob a potion of instant damage 2 on the King. The King looks around and tries to spot me, but I sneak away. When he gives up, I throw another potion at him. This repeats multiple times, keeping The King busy for a while.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation ignores SCP-2317 to send a D-class wall to protect the Owl Pendant. Another group tries to angle a containment breach such that SCP-682 engages SCP-2317.
Incident Report 682-2317-1: SCP-682, which had been lured to SCP-2317 in an attempt to stall it, spots SCP-2317 in the distance, and charges him. However, it is struck down mid-charge by a right hook from SCP-2317. It gets up and attempts to charge again, but is grabbed in mid-air by SCP-2317 (btw, SCP-2317 has 4 arms for some reason), who then appears to drain SCP-682's "life force". After about a minute, SCP-682 stops resisting, and is thrown down onto the dirt where it is immobile. Confirmation of SCP-682's death unconfirmed.
EXOS Action: EXOS moves in close and blasts SCP-2317 with lightning from all directions. However, SCP-2317 retaliates, almost swatting a lightning module out of the Sphere of Influence. EXOS falls back before it can take more damage, and continues a futile attempts to stop SCP-2317 with lightning blasts.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
35/40 x1, 34/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I put a force field generator on the owl effigy.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 11/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 10/11
Antimatter Grenade AND Azure Essence 1/11
I install the English Eye. I then notice my charge's done, and grin. I take out a cup of tea, and calmly start stirring it. I then gently place it in a Finite Improbability Drive, and some incredibly weird and unlikely shenanigans happen, leading to all AGs getting +2 more armor.
I scout the area using time shenanigans.
Lucky 8r8k 50/50
Woo more armor 5/50
Gatekeeper's Scythe 3/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 9/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 9/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 31)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 18)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-18, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-12. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
I install the English Eye. I then notice my charge's done, and grin. I take out a cup of tea, and calmly start stirring it. I then gently place it in a Finite Improbability Drive, and some incredibly weird and unlikely shenanigans happen, leading to all AGs getting +2 more armor.
I scout the area using time shenanigans.
Lucky 8r8k 50/50
Woo more armor 3/50
Still reserved 3/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 9/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 9/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 31)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 18)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-18, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-10. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Ah, cups of Really Hot Tea. The favored fuel for finite devices. We have a couple spare Infinite ones, want some?
I give generic an Infinite Improbability Device.
No charge. Although, an Octoroon Rangoon would be nice.
I then proceed to use more time shenanigans to aggress the King with all the swords. ALL the swords.
O>New Condition:Scratch will be hit in the face by an exploding fourth-dimensional pie.
((Note:These are all Infinitely Improbable.))
I steal any red things from the castle and convert them to plasma, and channel them into Split.
==#WarOnPsi==
CTT:We did make it clear that ALL the Pesterclients were invited?
==Limbo==
I keep exploring.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts) (8/8)
(Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator) (8/8)
Make Captcha (tvtropes) 5/6
Vicious Overture 30/30 On Hold.
2/25 Wrath of the Earth
What?
=CHARGE=
-2 / 50- Spin2Win
-2 / 50- The Tophat
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I host a wood-and-chairs based magic show for the guards on the West Platform, attempting to distract them! Lots of pretty explosions and the destruction of famous landmarks are involved.
...of course, the magic show is designed to destroy any attackers. But hey, as long as I'm not attacked, they'll be fine!
=COMMAND=
The Streamer passively summons a random Pokémon, who will enter the Gunpowder Castle and guard me.
The Streamer then commands the Voices to heal me and the Owl Effigy.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The Deviljho shows up at the entrance, and charges to the centre.
Moonlight >o<
Tome of Healing >o<
Make Captcha (tvtropes) 6/6
3/25 Wrath of the Earth
30/30 Vicious Overture: Activated!
I play a really badass song. A song of hope, inspiration and long epic battles. Everyone (PG, AG, N, Entities excluding the King, Guards and Scratch) next turn will gain an attack boost.
What?
I walk onto the Platform with least players and use the Precious Voidscythe to cut a guard in half.
I then take out the Devil's Interval and accompany PaperShuriken.
Insidous Fixture 6/7
Needlewands && Peppermint Northern Lights && Enderpearl 4/X
Green Sun Bedsheets && Lapis Lazuli 4/X
Doge 14/30
Beardger 6/20
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (6/7)
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Lisu's Lighter (4/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (4/6)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 03 Action: Conway's Defense
I defend the Owl Effigy by inserting a wall of blocks in the S012345678/B rule. This creates a cellular automaton where everything is a still life and still lifes are everything. I then heal the Owl Effigy by manually patching it up. Finally, I raise Split's Red Sun Affinity by showing him a .gif of Scratch getting completely wrecked by us, encouraging him!
> 02 Action: Caution
I cautiously step into the Main Hall. If it is possible to shoot over the pit without any adverse effects, I force some guards to eat their lead cereal laced with chlorine trifluoride. Said lead cereal is actually bullets fired from Toxicide.
Voidmetal Sword && Primordial Pearl = Basemetal Katana (3/8)
27/50
+1 to Amp x2.
((You've definitely turned this around. This shouldn't be another job for you to do. It should be fun.))
I utilize my heretofore unseen stealth skills to become functionlly invisible, and proceed to enter the Main Hall, grabbing a bomb beforehand.
I equip the prodigious tool otherwise referred to as the Enlightenment. Once again, there is no reason whatsoever that it cannot function as a gateway to pure and unadulterated energy. I would call it a sort of proxy, but that would just be inaccurate. It is an orb with the capacity to view everything in reality at any time. As such, I view the Red Sun. Actually, allow me to correct myself. I view a location within seeing distance of the Red Sun, and immediately shift the focus of the orb. No need to blind myself. Utilizing that rough model, I fuse vast amounts of energy from various sources within our proximity together to forge a rather large red sphere of burning plasma. I contain the ever-burning sphere with as many wards as is needed, to prevent the sudden and inexplicable loss of all life within a sizable range. The sphere expands under my inaccurate direction, preparing to become a mere energy source. It is quite clearly a model. A Miniature Red Sun, if you will. Evidently, conjuring level ten alchemies out of thin air is a simplistic process involving nothing more than energy and willpower. Still, there are undoubtedly some in existence who posses no mental capacity whatsoever. I would hope that I am not one of them. Regardless, red tendrils of energy wildly pulsate from the sphere of fused Red Sun energy, occasionally emitting unstable explosions. These blasts usually have the result of rending reality around them, or at least the fabric of time. Luckily, nobody is subject to being within one of these blasts. It would not be desirable in any way whatsoever, unless one happens to enjoy self-harm. Anyhow, the blasts occur frequently, affecting the temporal existence of the space around the sphere in a fashion utterly obscene. Noting this side-effect, I vaporize the sphere, bringing an abrupt end to the explosions. Without even attempting to consume the energy, as I know I will not be able to withstand it, I utilize it to increase Split's Red Sun Affinity. Before doing so, I fuse the temporal disturbances in reality generated by the explosions with the energy, amplifying it with temporal potency. The potential destructive power of these temporal rifts should be avoided; the rifts have been annihilated. I de-equip the Enlightenment, and aid Split with the collective energy.
My shadow enters the cave. The Testificate is Rodney, isn't it? Just a guess. However, before doing so, it searches the image of the ruined Grayhold. Perhaps there is some knowledge that has been mutated into something else?
~
I attempt to forge a mental link with Astria, but only receive the sound of static. I look around in my inventory to find something I can send to her to signify I am indeed alive. I pull out what appears to be a copy of The Enlightenment. I set it to view myself.
Suddenly, amethyst energy surges around an area before Astria, and possibly Eric, for a moment. The magic energy condenses into the form of a circle. A white orb appears in it's place. Blood splatters on the ground. The thing was utterly drenched in it. The orb appears to be viewing Grayhold, showing the complete and utter devastation having befallen the place. Flux Gas pours into the sky. Written upon one of the nearby walls, entirely in some dark liquid with a hint of amethyst, is the word HERE.
(Obviously, you don't have to go there if you don't want to, but if you want to continue with this, you may as well. I get it if you don't. You don't have to deal with my inane madness if you don't want to, as you are quite capable of making independent choices. More than I am, in any case.)
—
Grayhold Citadel, 20:27
Flux Gas leaks in utterly obscene quantities into GodCraft's atmosphere, all coming from holes blown into Grayhold. Considering the circumstances, the reconstruction has gone rather well. The Taint was thankfully contained by a number of internal explosions removing any viable surface area for Fibrous Taint to spread upon. Well, mostly. Strains of the vile corruption have likely leaked into the fortress. Regardless, the west half of the citadel appears to be under heavy reconstruction, as the entire thing collapsed. Of course, the only thing that has actually changed since the initial disaster is the inexplicable reformation and re-energization of the innumerable wards. The Grayholdian populace has likely not gotten any reconstruction done, due to infighting.
Completely devoid of humor, I teleport to hover above the castle. Seconds later, the entire roof of the castle is torn free from the foundations and hurled across dimensions, landing in an area outside of time. I then descend to access point 3, plonking the explosives down there in a blatant example of Dungeon Bypassing. And, you know what, the guards are annoying me, so I surprise attack the ones guarding the path to access point 3 and 2 with Battle Technique: MINIMALIST! Why? Surprise mini-sentry from behind.
The Mainframe, due to being ridiculously powerful to the point where it could curb stomp Scratch even WITH the Fez on if there was no Narrative/OP Scale interference, blasts the muppet with a Neutron Star gun. Hyperdense clusters of matter about 12km wide hurtle outwards in a scatter pattern, one of said Neutron Stars smacking Scratch in the face in a hilarious manner. If this doesn't outright kill Scratch, or at least chunk his life bar, then that'll serve as a good indicator of how much the Narrative is interfering with the battle.
Mainframe Battle Technique: Wave Motion level 1: [3/10] (Actually, these particular special attacks HAVE to be charged just so that they can function at a reasonable level. This IS something coming from an entity made of more materials than either the Red Sun or the Green Sun, and decidedly as powerful. If the Red Sun or Green Sun were acting as entities in a battle, and the OP Scale was affecting them, they would most likely have to charge their battle techniques. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Voidmetal Sword && Primordial Pearl = Basemetal Katana (4/8)
28/50
+1 to Amp x2.
Bomb in-hand, I cautiously dodge onto the eastern bridge, avoiding the attention of the guards attempting to protect Access Points 2 and 3. There is no need to kill anything when one can just sneak past. As such, I evade the guards' lines-of-sight, and proceed to silently make my way to Access Point 2, though I do not reach it this post, evidently. If any guards do indeed notice me, I eviscerate them with teleportational abilities, silencing them. An entity tends to not be able to speak, or alert their fellows, when every single organ in their body is on the floor before them. Actually, I teleport the organs of any guards who notice me into one of the Pits, as to not draw attention. This is a precise art. I cautiously move towards Access Point 2, evading the guards' lines-of-sight as I go.
I can't help but think this thing with the Gunpowder Castle is designed to divert our attention while Scratch utilizes the machine.
Within the depths of the Void, I activate the White Ring. The runes flicker into existence, and begin their eternal vacillation between the colors white and black once more. Within several moments, a pulsating white and black aura has appeared around the ring. The auric energy steadily grows. After several minutes, the aura has grown into a behemoth of pure, unadulterated magical energy. Twisting tendrils of vacillating white and black begin to emerge from the aura, preparing for some form of defensive action. The aura grows larger nonetheless, and continues to increase its potency to a level capable of withstanding the trials of time itself. Which is to say that this thing will not spontaneously combust when I attempt to utilize it to guard the Effigy. I do not do so yet, instead preparing the aura for its inevitable destruction, infusing it with vast amounts of Vis from the local Aura. The aura is infused with around thirty different types of Vis, steadily empowering it with the essence of magic itself. Instead of going off on a longer tangent, I immediately discharge the aura, shielding the Owl Effigy.
Allotrope Octave: 7/9
Torodial Laser Generator: 3/7
My Boomstick: 3/9
==Actions==
Oh, and Scratch. The devices I use to stabilize reality and enforce physics are the ones that affect reality warpers like you (and Richard) the most. But no matter, You are still too strong at this moment.
She enters the Main Hall/Room and looks around the castle, seeing all the chaos.
Hmm. Looks like some of these people decided to Leeroy Jenkins into the castle. That does make for a good distraction however. Lothyra then pulls out her copy of the Origin Wands and uses it to create a suit of Chameleon Armor.
CHAMELEON ARMOR: A very light suit of armor made of carbon nanotubes and embedded with tiny LEDs and micro cameras. When the uses presses a button internally, the suit of armor changes appearance to match its surroundings exactly. Think of the Aston Martin in Die Another Day, but in amrmor form. However, it does need to sync with its environment for its appearance to change, meaning that it can be only used after the person has stopped moving.
She dons the Chameleon Armor, then syncs it with the walls of the castle. Meanwhile, in real life, Bender deploys Scranton Reality Anchors around the Owl Pendant to form a "reality shield" that protects the Owl Pendant against the reality warping (or unrealistic attacks in general, but also reality warping) that Doc Scratch uses. He then joins in Generic's chain attack by clapping softly.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (7/7) Complete!
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Lisu's Lighter (5/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (5/6)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 03 Action: Pi vs. Tau
I boost Split's Red Sun Affinity by blasting encouraging music at him!
I then shield the Owl Effigy with 20,000,000 digits of pi, because it's probably pi day for you already. I then follow this up with a wall of 20,000,000 digits of e (courtesy of the e-machine) and 20,000,000 digits of phi. I then mend the Owl Effigy with 20,000,000 digits of tau, 20,000,000 digits of Champernowne's number in base 10, 20,000,000 digits of the square root of two and 20,000,000 digits of 0.9999999999999999999999...
I ask Scratch what is the correct circle constant: pi or tau?
> 02 Action: Retreat
I walk back into the Entrance, if possible.
Christoff zooms into the Castle, levitates up over the explosives pedastal, pulls out one of his own explosives (We've all been set up with a full set right, and if not, I'm pretty darn sure we've got more than 4.) and uses his telekinesis to land it behind the guards in the West Hallway, then detonating the bomb, blowing a number of them into the pits on either side of the stairwell. If the explosives are strong enough to bring down the castle, they must have more than enough power behind them to launch people or whatever the guards might be.
Battlefield:
Eric shoots a worried sideways glance at Astria:
Do you think we should go in?
I'm almost out of runes, I didn't have a lot of time to prepare new ones.
This might be very dangerous.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Kid Radd: 41/45
Pixellated Arcs: COMPLETE!
I try to create a diversion by throwing some wind-up toys in the WEST HALL.
Ugh, stupid portal! Doesn't do anything good!
I am trying to get it back online, but it's not vorking!
Well, I'll take care of the Owl Effigy. Ninjatwist_, go ahead and activate the Access Points! Ruthven, continue working on the portal.
Alright. Oryx can take my turn for me.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 46/50
Ethereal Callings: 21/50
Cheap Longsword: 2/2 Complete!
I dash to Access Point 3 like I would while rushing the Wine Cellar like a maniac, trying to dodge past the guards to access the point.
I, myself, take to fortifying the Owl Effigy with armor plating. It now negates 25% (3/4) of damage made against it.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
7/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I sneak into the Throne Room, use a potion of invisibility, then lob a potion of instant damage 2 on the King. The King looks around and tries to spot me, but I sneak away. When he gives up, I throw another potion at him. This repeats multiple times, keeping The King busy for a while.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation ignores SCP-2317 to send a D-class wall to protect the Owl Pendant. Another group tries to angle a containment breach such that SCP-682 engages SCP-2317.
Incident Report 682-2317-1: SCP-682, which had been lured to SCP-2317 in an attempt to stall it, spots SCP-2317 in the distance, and charges him. However, it is struck down mid-charge by a right hook from SCP-2317. It gets up and attempts to charge again, but is grabbed in mid-air by SCP-2317 (btw, SCP-2317 has 4 arms for some reason), who then appears to drain SCP-682's "life force". After about a minute, SCP-682 stops resisting, and is thrown down onto the dirt where it is immobile. Confirmation of SCP-682's death unconfirmed.
EXOS Action: EXOS moves in close and blasts SCP-2317 with lightning from all directions. However, SCP-2317 retaliates, almost swatting a lightning module out of the Sphere of Influence. EXOS falls back before it can take more damage, and continues a futile attempts to stop SCP-2317 with lightning blasts.
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
35/40 x1, 34/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I put a force field generator on the owl effigy.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 11/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 10/11
Antimatter Grenade AND Azure Essence 1/11
+2 to generic
What did First Aid Kit AND Azure Esssence make?
I ENTER. THE MAIN HALL. AND SUMMON. A CREEPER SCOUT.
Oh no
I scout the area using time shenanigans.
Lucky 8r8k 50/50
Woo more armor 5/50
Gatekeeper's Scythe 3/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 9/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 9/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 31)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 18)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-18, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-12. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Allotrope Octave: 8/9
Torodial Laser Generator: 4/7
My Boomstick: 4/9
==Actions==
Lothyra sneaks into the West Hall and syncs her Chameleon Armor again.
Heh. With all the chaos going on, they won't notice me.
Bender uses the Origin Wands to create some Red Sun Plasma, then channels it into Split with the Remote Magnepulators.
==Limbo==
Meanwhile, Lothyra's Limbo copy starts searching around for any places with books of ancient lore that she can peruse.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Unknown Entity: 29/40
I venture into the main hall. I then continue one of my alchemy branches.
Bling Bayonet && Pi Launcher && MLG Sniper && Black Hole Bomb = ???
I'll be making my great escape now!
Ah, cups of Really Hot Tea. The favored fuel for finite devices. We have a couple spare Infinite ones, want some?
I give generic an Infinite Improbability Device.
No charge. Although, an Octoroon Rangoon would be nice.
I then proceed to use more time shenanigans to aggress the King with all the swords. ALL the swords.
O>New Condition:Scratch will be hit in the face by an exploding fourth-dimensional pie.
((Note:These are all Infinitely Improbable.))
I steal any red things from the castle and convert them to plasma, and channel them into Split.
==#WarOnPsi==
CTT:We did make it clear that ALL the Pesterclients were invited?
==Limbo==
I keep exploring.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!