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Alright, here we go. Something with more mechanics!
I don't really know about the whole red sun being a power source. This is an example of where not knowing the Homestuck references directly effects gameplay, because I don't know what I should do about the red sun thing. But, I'll try anyway.
I use a massive magnifying glass in front of Split to enhance the light from the red sun. Maybe?
Back in Limbo:
My temporary presence has caused some disturbance. A small group of spirits gathered, attracted by the bond between them and me. My shadow says to them "poor souls, I can't leave you to suffer here, follow me.". I lead them slowly out of Limbo, not by sheer force, but slowly and carefully. Their bond with me forms as a string and I throw it out through the open gate way. I bind this to the Earth rather than this place. Hopefully that will help.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain) <|> Splash Corruption Potion x1 (3$, lvl1, glitch) <|> CandleLit Chestplate (WIP, level 2)
So, I'm in? There's nothing else? No kind of trail or anythig? ... Eh, I'm not sure why you'd like to play Russian Roulette with these potions. But hey, If you're feeling lucky, why not? Well, I can think of quite a few reasons, but here. Wilson pushes a potion towards Deimos. He's disguised it as just a generic black potion.
((Random note pricey... English isn't your first language is it? Your grammar is still a little bit iffy. Just noting. Also, piono is not there, and Christoff has no clue who you are, so sorry, you probably won't get any help from me.))
Well i am Sorry mate for the Bad Grammar and i was Having Trouble with Doc Scratch i am Telling all the Players from I to XX Expect XVIII Because its Me (Roman Numbers) and i am Fighting over the Red sun with Split but Scratch Grabbed me and i was Getting Killed with my Eternal Suffer and- MY GOD! IT ISN'T TICKLING! SCRATCH! STOP IT! SPLIT! HELP ME!
@Talist: The Red Sun is not from Homestuck. As far as I can tell, it was created by Twin. The GREEN Sun is from Homestuck, though, but you really don't need to know how that works to help. Just basically do clichéd energy transfer stuff I guess. /null
I wrap some of my Barb Wire *with a no pain to the wearer potion* on the OWL? Was it? This should protect it, because if any one trys to hit it, they will be bleeding their stubby little white hands off. Looking at you, 8 Ball Face.
Doc Scratch has 100 Septillion Health. Well, at least he don't got 100 Centillion! Centillion is 303 digits. Welp! Super Optional Bonus Boss in Limbo with 100 Centillion HP confirmed!
Pricey, i like your ambition. You're not afraid to go for it, and that's a real good thing to have. But there's a time when it's not gonna work what you're doing, and a newcomer fighting a guy who's one dimension higher than you (this gives him immunity to damage right now, if you didn't read or forgot) is definitely the thing that'll put you on the bad side of the Game Master's side. Think to yourself: Would Cyber-Jesus approve of your power right now? (Because he would not right about now.)
Also, make sure to use commas to link together sentences, and make sure only the first letter of each sentence is capitalised, unless you use I or have a name, upon which you can use capitals on the first letter of that sentence.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-1 / 50- Spin2Win -> BEGIN!
-1 / 50- The Tophat -> BEGIN!
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
IT IS VERY SIMPLY, TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE ATTACK.
The skies suddenly turn brown, as the skies have been filled to the brim with chairs! They begin raining down upon Scratch, causing huge explosions tearing the void apart, creating glitchy tears in the Void! The glitchy nature of the cracks unleashes large static-like tendrils upon Scratch, and they surround him, creating a huge sphere. I then command the chair-filled skies to surround Scratch, and Scratch is trapped in a near-indestructible ball of chairs! I then throw a corset into the middle of the sphere, causing a supermassive to surround Scratch. I then toss about 43 charged creepers into the black hole, then proceed to drive a train into the black hole, and fire a Wave-Motion Gun into the Black Hole. The Black Hole explodes vioently, and I then rush towards Doc Scratch and impale him with a toothbrush, hopefully dealing 1 damage in the process.
...oh, I then also create a shield around the Owl Effigy.
I try to ask Split to make some Miniature Red Suns.
Lucky 8r8k 46/50
Reserved Spot 1/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 8/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 8/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 30)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 16)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-16, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Lothyra uses iAntimak Carbine to blast the Red Sun, causing a bunch of plasma to burst out. She then uses the Remote Magnepulators to channel the plasma into Split. Bender uses the Origin Wands to put a shield around the Owl Effigy.
I then inspect the Gatekeeper's Armor, both for captchalogue and description.
==Somewhere Else in Limbo==
:>>:Hmmh. I think something happened.
:>>:And...They opened the gate.
:>>:Heh.
*a large, dead, golden mecha ghost stirs...*
:>>:Activating wormhole generator.
*the ghost of the Mecha from HEXAHEDRON launches itself through a wormhole at the Gate, ducks the weapon in the door, and respawns in the Void with the rest of the Players*
:>>:Heh.
==Elsewhere==
>>Right. I'm opening a memo. Time to coordinate a war.
==All Known Side-Character Pesterchum/Chat Client Accounts and twinGuardians==
competentComputationalist has invited you to #WarOnPsi
[ACCEPT] [DECLINE]
==The Void==
I pull out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, which I snagged on the way out, and inspect it. It seems to have similar properties to Death's Scythe...
I realize that I can utilize locked-object shenanigans on the FEZ and attempt to use time travel to lock an appearificator onto the FEZ in the past and hope that the appearificator future-me is using actually worked and tracked the FEZ properly.
>Be Future Netpatham
I press the button on the appearificator.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Pricey, i like your ambition. You're not afraid to go for it, and that's a real good thing to have. But there's a time when it's not gonna work what you're doing, and a newcomer fighting a guy who's one dimension higher than you (this gives him immunity to damage right now, if you didn't read or forgot) is definitely the thing that'll put you on the bad side of the Game Master's side. Think to yourself: Would Cyber-Jesus approve of your power right now? (Because he would not right about now.)
Also, make sure to use commas to link together sentences, and make sure only the first letter of each sentence is capitalised, unless you use I or have a name, upon which you can use capitals on the first letter of that sentence.
Also, let Twin be Scratch and Split. They are GM/Narrative characters. I mean, "x looks on in shock as (action here)" is fine, but having them talk without proper quirking and in a decidedly unlike-them way is somewhat jarring.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 11/11) It's the End of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = ??? (Level ?: 1/?) Hopefully that's a Miniature Red Sun.
Pesterchum has clearly proven addictive tendencies. Clearly this can be weaponized. Pesterchum (on a USB) && Gatling Gun && Homing Bullets >= Zillymiter =<
Let's just see what this does as a baseline for future Zillydoor Alchemies. Door >= Zillymiter =<
Talist, the Red Sun is unique to DTG. The Green Sun, it's counterpart, is rooted in Homestuck. It's basically a 1st Guardian Power Source, just like Ranch Dressing is the power source of Ranchia. Anything that could improve power intake/control will help, in general.
I take my immense rage and funnel it into a cannon. I then save the Rage Cannon for later as it would do me no good now. I instead ask split if any of his weapons (or their special abilities) can be used to defend something (IE the Owl Effigie), and if it would inconvenience him to use it to defend him right now, because that would be so awesome of him if he did that.
I then use my Candy-Coated powers to imagine up a Mythril Candy Cane Coat, which I don. It's Treacle Aegis will naturally protect me from all harm...But considering my foe, it's probably only good once. I then realize it definitely won't be enough and summon more Mythril Candy Cane Coats around me and another AG in a small wall, protecting us both from any one attack.
I summon some Red Supergiants and give them to Split, increasing his Affinity.
:>>:I activate the conversion I built so that I am no longer a massive suicide mecha but instead a massive killing machine.
O>Activating Improbability Fields.
*Scratch is suddenly accosted by the fourth-spatial-dimensional version of clowns, who pie him in the face with explosives and blow them up!*
O>That seems to have worked. If the Improbability Field is properly calibrated.
O>Initiating Godmoddertuba Search:O
o==#WarOnPsi==
?CC:>>Ahem. Is anyone but myself present at the moment?
---CURRENT cuestickComputer has responded to memo---
CCC:O>Unless you count us, not really.
CTT:I'm here. But busy.
?TT:I'm here and not busy. Well, I'm busy, but not so busy that I have no time to respond to this memo.
==The Void==
A THL (thaumic Hard-Light) shield springs into existence around the Owl Effigy. It is layered with all protective wards ever created ever.
==Limbo==
I, well, explore. With time shenanigans. Hoping I find something interesting. If I find something interesting I wait until it has been revealed to continue searching.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I distract Scratch with a game of 3D chess. “I bet you can’t beat me!”
I sing Bad Moon Rising. Split gains Red Sun affinity due to the irony.
(Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts)ll Iron Gauntlets (6/8)
(Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator) (6/8)
Make Captcha (tvtropes) 3/?
29/30 Vicious Overture.
20/20 Deviljho Summoned!
The almighty Deviljho, a huge dinosaur-like beast with a huge chin and thick destructive tail, bursts out of the earth. It faces Scratch and roars, a loud hellish shaking roar, shaking the void.
Special Attack - Dragon breath: The deviljho unleashes a reddish-black breath from its mouth, which when hit with it, weakens foe’s attacks and removes the elements from them. Cool down: 3 turns.
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Help! I'm been taken hostage by a evil cult of cookie ninjas, who want to steal all the paper ninjas secrets!
@pricey: meh, its okay. I can read what you're saying, I'm just saying it would be a good idea to try and work on it a little bit. But you're cool. Don't think twin's going to say okay to your little bit though, Scratch probably wouldn't be that interested in you quite yet.
Top secret things!?? Does this mean a stunning conclusion in gif format?
Scratchfight:
Welp, since the jailbreak never happened, Christoff is still dead, so I don't have a good character in range of blowing up Scratch. Oh well. Guess I ended up sitting out on this one anyways.
Wilson's Shop:
Sanford shrugs Nope, apparently not. You get in on the good will of whoever's in charge, and apparently Eric either trusts us or is desperate for new recruits.
Deimos picks up the black potion, swirls it for a bit, then grins at Sanford. I was thinking splash potions, but why not? Bottoms up!
And Deimos swigs the entire thing down.
Alright, here we go. Something with more mechanics!
I don't really know about the whole red sun being a power source. This is an example of where not knowing the Homestuck references directly effects gameplay, because I don't know what I should do about the red sun thing. But, I'll try anyway.
I use a massive magnifying glass in front of Split to enhance the light from the red sun. Maybe?
Back in Limbo:
My temporary presence has caused some disturbance. A small group of spirits gathered, attracted by the bond between them and me. My shadow says to them "poor souls, I can't leave you to suffer here, follow me.". I lead them slowly out of Limbo, not by sheer force, but slowly and carefully. Their bond with me forms as a string and I throw it out through the open gate way. I bind this to the Earth rather than this place. Hopefully that will help.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain) <|> Splash Corruption Potion x1 (3$, lvl1, glitch) <|> CandleLit Chestplate (WIP, level 2)
Diamond && Emerald && ruby && sapphire && Garnet && Topaz && Cat's Eye && Zoisite = Convenite 4/5
Symbol of Protection || Gold Talisman = ??? 1/?
So, I'm in? There's nothing else? No kind of trail or anythig? ... Eh, I'm not sure why you'd like to play Russian Roulette with these potions. But hey, If you're feeling lucky, why not? Well, I can think of quite a few reasons, but here. Wilson pushes a potion towards Deimos. He's disguised it as just a generic black potion.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Well i am Sorry mate for the Bad Grammar and i was Having Trouble with Doc Scratch i am Telling all the Players from I to XX Expect XVIII Because its Me (Roman Numbers) and i am Fighting over the Red sun with Split but Scratch Grabbed me and i was Getting Killed with my Eternal Suffer and- MY GOD! IT ISN'T TICKLING! SCRATCH! STOP IT! SPLIT! HELP ME!
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Oh no
Doc Scratch has 100 Septillion Health. Well, at least he don't got 100 Centillion! Centillion is 303 digits. Welp! Super Optional Bonus Boss in Limbo with 100 Centillion HP confirmed!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Also, make sure to use commas to link together sentences, and make sure only the first letter of each sentence is capitalised, unless you use I or have a name, upon which you can use capitals on the first letter of that sentence.
=CHARGE=
-1 / 50- Spin2Win -> BEGIN!
-1 / 50- The Tophat -> BEGIN!
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
IT IS VERY SIMPLY, TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE ATTACK.
The skies suddenly turn brown, as the skies have been filled to the brim with chairs! They begin raining down upon Scratch, causing huge explosions tearing the void apart, creating glitchy tears in the Void! The glitchy nature of the cracks unleashes large static-like tendrils upon Scratch, and they surround him, creating a huge sphere. I then command the chair-filled skies to surround Scratch, and Scratch is trapped in a near-indestructible ball of chairs! I then throw a corset into the middle of the sphere, causing a supermassive to surround Scratch. I then toss about 43 charged creepers into the black hole, then proceed to drive a train into the black hole, and fire a Wave-Motion Gun into the Black Hole. The Black Hole explodes vioently, and I then rush towards Doc Scratch and impale him with a toothbrush, hopefully dealing 1 damage in the process.
...oh, I then also create a shield around the Owl Effigy.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Lucky 8r8k 46/50
Reserved Spot 1/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 8/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 8/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 30)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 16)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-16, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Allotrope Octave: 6/9
Torodial Gas Dynamic Laser Generator: 2/?
My Boomstick: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra uses iAntimak Carbine to blast the Red Sun, causing a bunch of plasma to burst out. She then uses the Remote Magnepulators to channel the plasma into Split. Bender uses the Origin Wands to put a shield around the Owl Effigy.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
((Note: These were launched a while back, in the first few turns after Scratch killed us. Theoretical retroactive charge is about 15-21 posts.))
:Initializing:
0>Time to shoot some pool...
0>Activating 4D Twist
0>*a single drone launches itself at a right angle to all of 3D space and attempts to knock Scratch's hat off Scratch's head.*
0>Calibrating omniscience/godmodding improbability scale.
==Limbo==
I ask the Council who made it out.
I then inspect the Gatekeeper's Armor, both for captchalogue and description.
==Somewhere Else in Limbo==
:>>:Hmmh. I think something happened.
:>>:And...They opened the gate.
:>>:Heh.
*a large, dead, golden mecha ghost stirs...*
:>>:Activating wormhole generator.
*the ghost of the Mecha from HEXAHEDRON launches itself through a wormhole at the Gate, ducks the weapon in the door, and respawns in the Void with the rest of the Players*
:>>:Heh.
==Elsewhere==
>>Right. I'm opening a memo. Time to coordinate a war.
==All Known Side-Character Pesterchum/Chat Client Accounts and twinGuardians==
competentComputationalist has invited you to #WarOnPsi
[ACCEPT] [DECLINE]
==The Void==
I pull out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, which I snagged on the way out, and inspect it. It seems to have similar properties to Death's Scythe...
I realize that I can utilize locked-object shenanigans on the FEZ and attempt to use time travel to lock an appearificator onto the FEZ in the past and hope that the appearificator future-me is using actually worked and tracked the FEZ properly.
>Be Future Netpatham
I press the button on the appearificator.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Also, let Twin be Scratch and Split. They are GM/Narrative characters. I mean, "x looks on in shock as (action here)" is fine, but having them talk without proper quirking and in a decidedly unlike-them way is somewhat jarring.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
We're all gorillaed, aren't we?
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: 39/45
Pixellated Arcs: 3/6
I don't simply shield the Owl Pendent. That's for unoriginal wimps. I instead increase the Owl Pendent's Max HP and heal it to that new Max HP.
...What? That's the same as shielding? AW COME ON, I SPENT TWENTY SECONDS ON THAT!
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 11/11) It's the End of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = ??? (Level ?: 1/?) Hopefully that's a Miniature Red Sun.
Pesterchum has clearly proven addictive tendencies. Clearly this can be weaponized. Pesterchum (on a USB) && Gatling Gun && Homing Bullets >= Zillymiter =<
Let's just see what this does as a baseline for future Zillydoor Alchemies. Door >= Zillymiter =<
Talist, the Red Sun is unique to DTG. The Green Sun, it's counterpart, is rooted in Homestuck. It's basically a 1st Guardian Power Source, just like Ranch Dressing is the power source of Ranchia. Anything that could improve power intake/control will help, in general.
I take my immense rage and funnel it into a cannon. I then save the Rage Cannon for later as it would do me no good now. I instead ask split if any of his weapons (or their special abilities) can be used to defend something (IE the Owl Effigie), and if it would inconvenience him to use it to defend him right now, because that would be so awesome of him if he did that.
I then use my Candy-Coated powers to imagine up a Mythril Candy Cane Coat, which I don. It's Treacle Aegis will naturally protect me from all harm...But considering my foe, it's probably only good once. I then realize it definitely won't be enough and summon more Mythril Candy Cane Coats around me and another AG in a small wall, protecting us both from any one attack.
Unknown Entity: 28/40
I raise Split's Affinity!
I Form a Data Shield around the Owl Effigy, preventing an attack!
I Shield.
I'll be making my great escape now!
:>>:I activate the conversion I built so that I am no longer a massive suicide mecha but instead a massive killing machine.
O>Activating Improbability Fields.
*Scratch is suddenly accosted by the fourth-spatial-dimensional version of clowns, who pie him in the face with explosives and blow them up!*
O>That seems to have worked. If the Improbability Field is properly calibrated.
O>Initiating Godmoddertuba Search:O
o==#WarOnPsi==
?CC:>>Ahem. Is anyone but myself present at the moment?
---CURRENT cuestickComputer has responded to memo---
CCC:O>Unless you count us, not really.
CTT:I'm here. But busy.
?TT:I'm here and not busy. Well, I'm busy, but not so busy that I have no time to respond to this memo.
==The Void==
A THL (thaumic Hard-Light) shield springs into existence around the Owl Effigy. It is layered with all protective wards ever created ever.
==Limbo==
I, well, explore. With time shenanigans. Hoping I find something interesting. If I find something interesting I wait until it has been revealed to continue searching.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I sing Bad Moon Rising. Split gains Red Sun affinity due to the irony.
(Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts)ll Iron Gauntlets (6/8)
(Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator) (6/8)
Make Captcha (tvtropes) 3/?
29/30 Vicious Overture.
20/20 Deviljho Summoned!
The almighty Deviljho, a huge dinosaur-like beast with a huge chin and thick destructive tail, bursts out of the earth. It faces Scratch and roars, a loud hellish shaking roar, shaking the void.
http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Deviljho
Special Attack - Dragon breath: The deviljho unleashes a reddish-black breath from its mouth, which when hit with it, weakens foe’s attacks and removes the elements from them. Cool down: 3 turns.
What?
I eat my cheezburger and (over)heal Serpent with my Not-Dying-Machine (The No Joke).
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No Joke
UBER: 3 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Unholy Assault: 45/50
Ethereal Callings: 20/50
I raise the Affinity of Split to give him the edge in this fight.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I feed the Everyman some Meaty Stew
I then continue raising Split's Red Sun Affinity.
SCP-2400-DTG 5/6
The New 52 9/10
Lectern && Chandelabra && Nightmare Amulet && Night Light && Telelocator Focus 2/X
Doge 10/30
Beardger 2/20
Top secret things!?? Does this mean a stunning conclusion in gif format?
Scratchfight:
Welp, since the jailbreak never happened, Christoff is still dead, so I don't have a good character in range of blowing up Scratch. Oh well. Guess I ended up sitting out on this one anyways.
Wilson's Shop:
Sanford shrugs
Nope, apparently not. You get in on the good will of whoever's in charge, and apparently Eric either trusts us or is desperate for new recruits.
Deimos picks up the black potion, swirls it for a bit, then grins at Sanford.
I was thinking splash potions, but why not?
Bottoms up!
And Deimos swigs the entire thing down.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.