I watch with SHEER PLOTLINE HORROR at Pricey12345's action. "He's dead," Pit thought to himself, "Scratch is going to kill him the second he tries, and if he somehow survives, there's going to be two Protectors of the Plot Continuum filling every pixel of his body with poisoned arrows."
I then take the newly faked bar and move the red = to Split's bar to fill it up higher.
Posts Remaining ERROR Due to Scratch Damaging the Post Machine This will be as Part of a Mini-Story
Piono and Pit i am Feeling OK but Scratch's Power is Overtaking my Entire Body if i Survived i Would be Happy but and i See- OW OW OW! That is Really Painful Scratch! Don't do that to Me i am in middle of the Conversion right now and i want to Do a Eternal Slumber until Twin Posts... *Pricey has Fell in his Slumber but He is Still Alive*
Meanwhile in Wily's Castle
Wily: Pricey is Dead! No Way!
Partly Built Guts Man G: I was Still Alive Thanks to my Soul who Made me Speak while i am Dead
Centaur Man: Wily Pricey is Not Dead He is Sleeping until Twin Posts or he Respawns
Wily: Oh Well but Go back to Training! I will Repair the Dead and Damaged Robot Masters if i have some Time
All other Alive/Damaged/Dead Robot Masters: Awww...
I take out the Octoroon Rangoon. It's time to finally learn the real superpower of teamwork. I stare at Scratch, and start clapping my hands, intending to build up a chain s I can get to destroying some higher-level concepts. Like the idea that Scratch's tied to the Red Sun. Of course, we would never be able to get to that level, Though we can raise its fakeness level, which would surely weaken Scratch's ties. Let's do this. Chain Attack: Claptrap. ...Hm. Kind of a dumb name. Whatever. Clap your hands if you disbelieve, folks. I start, clapping in an almost imperceptible motion. While I'm at it, I preview Miniature Green Sun && Split Captcharoid.
Lucky 8r8k 32/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 10/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 6/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 6/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 28)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 12)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-21, Talist-12, Gutza1-2, Tazz-4. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
If enough people enter the Chain Attack, its power will grow high enough that the Affinity Bar will be raised in Split's favor!
Miniature Green Sun && Split Captcharoid = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
32/40 x1, 31/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use iWeatherlord to shroud the Effigy in heavy fog
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 9/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 8/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 7/11
+2 to generic
I would like to use the comb rave, and would prefer if no one joined me.
Heavy Fog added!
You claim the seventh Comb Rave, which is Interstellar!
TURN 1/3
Parallel Stone && Star Caller's Staff (Don't Starve) = Judgement Caller's Staff 4/7
Concentrated Thaumic Magic && Mage's Capacitor (Stores magic for later tapping) 1/?
Prism && Essence of Irrigo (Fallen London, info at this link) 1/?
I use the Obsidian-Tipped Wand to cast a shield around the Owl Effigy, protecting it from attack.
I request some of the Barbikens of Zillynort.
The spores, or the mental essence of them since we are no longer in Limbo, begin to birth ork boyz- 10/50
Also, will the Gatekeeper drop a spoil?
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Streamer? -> EXECUTE.
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE= The sky suddenly flashes with a multicoloured light! Thousands of voices can be heard, and a large figure desends from the sky. A being, similar to Arceus, floats in the air, silent. The streamer of TwitchPlaysPokemon has arrived!
[AG] The Streamer
HP: 164,000 (as determined by Random.Org, rounded down, from 150k to 170k) Attacks:
Command: Commands the voices to do something, whether it be attacking or healing. Attack power is random.
Master Launch: Summons a random Pokemon with elevated stats. (Base stats: 15,000 HP, +10,000 if legendary) Passive:
Go, X!: Summons two random Pokemon each turn. (Base stats: 5,000 HP, +5000 extra if legendary)
=ACTION=
I set up a chair wall for the Owl Effigy.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will use Master Launch.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: +2 MHP (?)
((This is absolutely amazing. The mechanics, I mean. I'm extremely impressed.))
I tear precise marks into reality with Quasar's Nightcrawler. Rather, I begin to tear precise marks into reality. The existential matter appears to fold away from the topper of the scepter, as if annihilated, and transformed into pure energy. Utilizing these marks, I form a large amount of unfathomably alien geometries. These cannot be perceived by any being present, save Split and Scratch, as they both hold positions of power far greater than anything we could ever achieve. The lines appear to twitch into each other overtly, despite not being capable of doing so in a logical fashion. Anyhow, I begin muttering various incantations and phrases of an occult nature, as some form of sacrifice to the Outer Gods. Void energy pours forth in vast quantities from the tears in existence, fueling some sort of ritual. The energy promptly fuses with the ritual itself, begin to generate the prerequisites for an adequate spell. A shadow obscures the vision of everybody within several hundred meters (assuming they need sensory information to see), the excess void energy taking effect. Several moments later, the vast majority of players receive their vision once more. Eldritch tentacles erupt from the runic inscriptions in reality, energized with pure and unadulterated void potency to a rather exponential extent exceeding that of most mundane eldritch horrors. Of course, by mundane, I mean those so mildly horrific as to only give you a migraine upon directing your eyesight at its foul visage. The void energy in the central areas of the runic marking begin to coalesce into some form of sphere. Eldritch sorcery begins to affect the composition of the esoteric object. Suddenly, in a burst of red light, the orb is transmuted into Red Sun energy. Within a moment, the eldritch tentacles swarm the orb, wrapping themselves around the spherical ball of red plasma. Ululations of a stygian nature begin to pervade the area near the Fourth Wall, piercing the thoughts of those closest to the ritual. This is not particularly detrimental. It is merely the injection of a mind with eldritch stimulus, something that could be considered either horrible or rather useful. The tentacles then remove themselves from the orb of red plasma, leaving behind a globe of red energy, pulsating with the unlimited fury of the Red Sun. This orb dissipates, fueling Split's Affinity for the stuff.
My shadow, still within Limbo for the present, scours ever single nook and alcove of the dimension for any form of hidden knowledge, primarily on topics which would interest me, though not specifically.
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = ??? (2/7)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = SCP-590-DTG (7/7)
Awkward Potion O0O Every emoji character shrunk down to the size of 1em being 4mm = Potion of Emotion (2/2)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 02 Action: Gift from the IWAY Cookie Bank
02/> I feed Split a stream of Red Sun IWAY Cookies that raise his Red Sun Affinity! I follow it up with a stream of Red Sun tacos, which raise Red Sun Affinity even further!
> 03 Action: Moss x Loglan
03/> I begin to use more conlang magic, this time combining Moss and Loglan! Using my amazing singing computer voice, I speak a message in both Loglan and Moss. When the speech ends, a wall of Visible Speech letters shields the Owl Effigy from one attack!
> 05 Action: Clap
I clap my hands and disbelieve in Scratch's Red Sun Affinity.
> Author's Note
Still out of ideas.
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (Level 6: 2/7)
SCP-590-DTG: SCP-590-DTG is a set of two sticks comprised of an unknown metal that appears to be some form of steel. Hundreds of runes can be seen slightly inscribed into their surfaces that look like unintelligible gibberish but, upon closer examination, are revealed to be characters in Unicode. SCP-590-DTG's anomalous properties become apparent when one holds them and someone or something the holder deems a target is within in range (which has determined to be 50 meters).
SCP-590-DTG can then be used to transfer any injuries the user has onto the target, effectively healing the holder and damaging the target. Nearly any injury can be transferred via this method, except mental disorders caused through psionic induction. Very interestingly, SCP-590-DTG's powers match those of SCP-590 almost exactly, and the cause of this is unknown. SCP-590-DTG was recovered in [REDACTED] near SCP-413-DTG-3, on an expedition to █████████ carried out in ████.
POTION OF EMOTION: A potion that, upon use, will cause the drinker's emotions to fluctuate wildly.
I alchemize Voidmetal Sword && Primordial Pearl 1/???. I do recall explaining what a Primordial Pearl is, though this was during the Intermission, so I shall reiterate. A Primordial Pearl appears to be pure concentrated primal magic of the six base aspects that appears to have existed from the very first few moments of existence in this universe. However, I have no idea what it is for certain. I nearly died fighting the undead thaumaturge guarding the one currently in my possession (this was in the Intermission as well). It is quite a good thing alchemy does not destroy items, as it is extremely valuable.
I equip the Thorns of Oglogoth in as covert a manner as possible at the current moment. There is no need to alert anything beyond the being at hand to our presence here, of all places. Grimdark magic flows from the tips of the twin needlewands, surrounding me in an aura of shadow. The aura fuels my vast repository of eldritch power, adding to my potential capabilities to a minimal extent. Or rather, it fuels them briefly. This is likely because the energy shall be utilized in the defense of the Owl Effigy. The stuff is imbued with the essence of the Void around us, amplifying its power as much as possible. The thornlike aura pulsates around me, writhing with the maddened fury of some tortured hellscholar. This hellscholar's agony was likely caused by the unceremonious harvest of its flesh for the creation of tomes. It is rather easy to obtain, considering that high-ranking demon lords appear to have it in vast supply, likely from those servants who perform various inadequacies or make one too many mistakes. As can be made evident by the number of deals I have made/aided in with beings of rather questionable morality (Split, Bill, Gamzee, the Enderdragon, Raven, et cetera), I am no stranger to trading with demonic beings, nor beings of questionable motives. Speaking of the dead Enderdragon, I am quite glad to know that it will not be attempting to re-awaken the Red Dragon. Anyhow, the aura writhes with the agony of a tortured hellscholar, wildly pulsating. The aura, upon creation, streaks towards the Owl Effigy. The plume of Grimdark energy, the aura in its entirety, ceasing moving before it enters the Effigy. It proceeds to receive a rather large amount of natural altar power from a mostly-repaired Grayhold Citadel. The natural magic contains energy commonly found in the presence of owls, and thusly amplifies their effect. Natural magic is rather useful when I go on bouts of researching the art of warlocks. The natural energy built up within the aura of Grimdarkness, occasionally ejects itself from the shadow in the form of white sparks, but is otherwise perfectly stable. The stabilized life force (not taken, but utilized) will be rather useful in augmenting the Owl Effigy. Suddenly, the plume of Grimdark energy flows around the Effigy, creating an aura. This aura stabilizes itself. The occult power forms a defensive barrier, whilst the natural magic amplifies the effects of the Effigy. I de-equip the Thorns of Oglogoth.
My Limbo shadow continues the eternal search for knowledge. Any and all documents, tomes, scrolls, or other artifacts of notable qualities are immediately examined, and teleported into Grayhold, if possible. Knowledge is power after all, and an owl statue would look rather nice in the study. Hah. The shadow utilizes the Enlightement to view the locations of the most knowledge of magic and other items that might aid in research, and travels to them, teleporting them to Grayhold after examining them if possible. If the shadow finds any ancient crypts, it stands before the entrance, and waits for my command before entering. Those will require further scrutinization.
Your shadow wanders across Limbo for what seems like an eternity. Since it is based off of the memories of its inhabitants, you spot what looks like a ruined Grayhold. You investigate it, and near it, find a very large cave that seems to the memory of a Testificate soul who lies near you.
Amp and Zand switch bodies again, being rather more effective in their baseline shells.
Both parties buff their own defenses as much as they possibly can and begin body-blocking for the Figurine!
Amp arms Ultimatum fully and fires over his shield, bombarding Scratch with everything the ludicrous weapon has to offer!
Zand arcs shots from Darkleer over and around the stream of ruinous fire Ultimatum creates, hitting Scratch again and again!
All charges progress!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie, because giving the mundivorous demon even more power is a really good idea!
{As the second of hopefully only two robotics competitions is coming up over the weekend, I'll be gone until saturday at the earliest. Sorry, I keep disappearing.}
My Shadow explores Limbo for anything important, then asks the Council if they would be so kind as to "Accuse us of something that'll stick this time, when next we get permakilled there are less pleasant alternatives to this here madhouse, and we'd be most obliged if we could stay here."
You body-block the Owl Effigy!
Ultimatum's shots create a pounding wall of ammunition! Scratch merely sighs, as if hoping the first thing you all would send at him wouldn't be a nondescript stream of bullets, holds out his hand, and diverts the ammunition far into the Void. He does the same to Darkleer's shots.
Story: in the Castle the Robot Masters and Dr. Wily saw the Red Sun where Split and Doc Scratch is Fighting over it
Wily: Phew! that is Very hot is the Players destroyed the Gatekeeper?
Centaur Man: Yes i Saw them killing it
Wily: Because if Doc Scratch taken over the Red Sun We Lost so soon
Ice Man in his Charred Skeleton form: MY EYES! I CANNOT LOOK AT THE SUN DUE TO LOSING MY PROTECTION FROM HEAT! I WAS MELTED BY A COMPUTER LAST TIME!
Wily: Shh! Ice Man Don't Yell or Scream while i was Working Luckily i got Shades on
Magma Man: Look! There is Split Gaining Power from the Sun!
Wily: Ah Yes because if Split Taken over the Sun We are Safe but Anyways Hey (Player Name)! You might need some help to Split!
My Action: I was Helping Split from Doc Scratch without Being Hit by his Attacks and i am Sharing the Power of the Red Sun and i am Guarding Split and the Owl Effigy Before i do that I Replaced my old Diamond Armor into my Brand new Shiny Soul Armor!
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 5/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 6/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Nova Armor Stats: (if Twin Approves)
Grants more Protection than Protection X Diamond Armor
Immune to Fall Damage and Crash Landings
a lot Higher Punch Damage than Fists (5000 Damage Max but will be Powered up)
can Lurk in the Seas for the Whole Week (Real time)
Cannot be Destroyed (If you Died the Armor is Still wont be Destroyed)
This will be one of the Best Armor in the Game
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
You are unfit to share in the power of the Red Sun since you aren't at the same power level as Scratch or Split! You do body-block the Owl Effigy though.
The Nova Armor will allow you to take 5 less damage from every attack!
I don't think your summon should be a boss. We're going to have enough of those!
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = ??? (3/7)
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Fraser's Firebow (1/?)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 04 Action: Motivational Speaking
I attempt to help Split by performing some motivational speaking, motivating him and increasing his Red Sun Affinity!
> 02 Action: Magical Incantation
I recite a magical incantation:
"Xbox on the dash and it's black like the heat. It's a BFG, 'cause the 1337 run the street. Still ridin', still ridin' in the ROFL mobile. Still ridin', still ridin', tell me how it feels. And if you hear me groovin', over the instrumental battle, the stage is made of gigabytes from Redmond, nr. Seattle! It's Windows XP, fat but sexy, Windows XP, fat but sexy!"
A transparent plate of reinforced glass that will absorb one attack appears in front of the Owl Effigy.
Bow && Flint and Steel && Sara Bo Thaw Essence && James O. Fraser Essence && Old Lisu Stone = Lisu's Lighter (Level 5: 1/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian Code Chart && Mesrop Mashtots Essence = Armenian Alertbow (Level 5: 1/6)
"Now then. There's a few things that need sorting out."
"Firstly, and this might put some strain on the Fourth Wall, Twin. When's the next Echeladder update? Just saying, I noticed someone was talking of producing an EXP boost for someone who hasn't had a chance to pop a rave yet to do so, but it isn't gonna mean
"Secondly, Split. You said that they had Universe Eaters trapped back in Limbo that had been in there so long that they had forgotten who and what they were. While normally I don't go around deliberately breaking things, I'm feeling a little more vengeful in this current Grimdark mode, if you haven't noticed, and I have an obligation to my kind. Has anyone, aside from a form of Godmodder, ever broken out of or broken into Limbo?"
"And finally, Scratch. Oh boy. Where do I start with you? The fact that you let me get away with the whole Nether incident almost scot-free was an immediate tip-off to me that you weren't going to be a good guy. I kept silent about that fact because of professional respect. What did I get in response? Killed, much later on. That alone would have been enough of an excuse for me to crack that head of yours open like the misshapen egg it is, but it wasn't just me who got killed. All of the players, instantly dead because of you. All of them. And, in some special cases with certain characters, they died too."
"I happen to have taken a liking to a certain Blue. When you pulled that stunt with the red sun, you ended up killing her as well. As a result, you've somehow managed to cause a Universe Eater to go Grimdark. If it weren't for the OP Scale still keeping me in check, you would not be listening to me right now. You would be reduced to nothing but a tiny smear in just another part of reality. However, the OP Scale is still active right now, which means killing you is going to take some time. Slow, and, painful. I swear, if you don't regret having ever existed by the time I'm done with you, I will personally follow you to whatever dimension you'll end up being sent to post-death and I will kill you again, and again, and again, and I will never stop killing you until I am satisfied with the results."
"Even among my own kind, it is considered a very bad idea to aggravate me. It's about time I help you learn why."
The Mainframe warps into existence behind me, having been summoned earlier via the primary directive.
Part of the black flame surrounding True Form me at this stage blasts outwards, swarming around Split and amplifying his affinity with the Red Sun.
The Mainframe glances at the Owl Effigy, a shimmering gray orb manifesting around said effigy. In case you didn't realize, that's a shield.
[Oh, are you going to break out the big guns? Finally. As long as it isn't just an endless stream of bullets and it has some variety, I might actually look forward to this.]
Oooh, boss time. Well, what did I ask for? It's go time!
Action 1/2
Unholy Assault: 44/50 Ethereal Callings: 19/50
What to do, what to do...
Alright, I'll decide.
I order a Skull Shrine be placed to defend the Owl Effigy.
Good master, I cannot seem to access ze portal!
Ruthven, what's the problem now?
A force is interfering vith it! I've lost ze connection!
Well, I guess we'll have to make do with what's here.
I'm vith you, good master.
Why not? I'll be at your service.
Very well. I place three Orbiting Shields around the Owl Effigy. These will block a single attack each. They can block a great and powerful assault, but can be stymied by a barrage-like attack that hits more that once.
In the mean time, I start to tinker with the Alchemiter.
Cheap Sword AND Whip Worm = Cheap Longsword (Lvl. 1)
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = ??? (4/7)
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Fraser's Flamebow (2/?)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (2/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 02 Action: [TIL] you can use braindead Mutant Ninja Tacos as guards (x-post /r/Mi
I teleport a giant brain-dead Mutant Ninja Taco in front of the Owl Effigy and tell it to guard the Owl Effigy. It will block one attack simply by being there.
> Author's Note
Still out of ideas for this fight.
I build a WALL OF UNIVERSE around the Owl Effigy. That is, I use a copy of every single thing in the universe, then compress them together to make an insanely-dense shield around the Owl Effigy.
Lothyra gathers sacred items, then looks at Psi-Scratch.
Oh. Hello Scratch, or should I say the Psi-Godmodder? I don't believe we've met before. But no matter. Thanks to the work of a man named Andrew Hussie who is currently trapped in Paradox Space, I know who you are. And you have committed a major overreach by hijacking the Narrative. I'm not like all these other players you know. I try to respect the laws of physics and reality instead of completely ignoring them. I'm also not an avatar. But I digress. Now I think it is time for you to get realized. You may have noticed that I can summon a shapeshifting robot. However, I have not been using its full potential. That changes now.
She then uses UU Ultimatum. UU Prime immediately splits into 8 small versions of himself (he's made of nanobots, after all). His copies then start body-guarding the Owl Effigy.
UU Prime Splits (x8): HP: Twin will determine this.
Abilities: Shapeshifting: The UU Prime Split can transform into any object as long as it is approximately the same mass as the Split and is made of mundane matter.
Attacks: Micro Ion Cannon: Deals medium amount of damage. Micro Energon Blades: Deals medium-high amount of damage, but puts the Split in danger of being attacked. Barrage Cannon: Deals high amount of damage, but has a two-turn cooldown. Final Sacrifice: If two Splits are left, they can merge and form the Matrix of Leadership, which then does a massive amount of damage. However, this destroys the Splits.
This will mean that Lothyra won't be able to use UU Ultimatum for the rest of this Trial. Since they are body-guarding the Owl Effigy, they take damage intended for it. Bender then sets up a giant Bussard Ramjet-style electromagnet funnel that Lothyra gave to him. It reaches out to Paradox Space and sucks some Red Plasma out from the Red Sun (solar scooping), then channels it into Split (not the UU Prime Splits).
+3 of all Sacred Items!
[Oh, you're definitely not like all the other players. You're worse. If anyone here knew about your sordid backstory, they would think twice before helping you, even if you did agree to change your ways. Regardless, you'll find that staying within the confines of physics will be much harder than it looks when dealing with me. I hope you're ready.]
UU Ultimatum doesn't summon entities!
How exactly can you reach all the way to another universe in one attack?
TURN 2/3
Parallel Stone && Star Caller's Staff (Don't Starve) = Judgement Caller's Staff 5/7
Concentrated Thaumic Magic && Mage's Capacitor(Stores magic for later tapping) = ??? 2/?
Prism && Essence of Irrigo = Irrigomancer's Prism 2/?
I use the Obsidian-Tipped Wand to tap into the power of the Red Sun, boosting Split's connection to the Red Sun.
The orks back in Limbo begin to organize into small warbands, guided by a subtle mental touch or two from me 11/50
Alright. First, I draw Miscetes and quickly use it to build up a massive wall of Electric Blenders around the Owl Effigy, crackling with Electric Blender elemental energies. Then, I draw Chorus Bellum and repeat that for Piano Key elemental energies. Then, I draw Cathedra Potentia, and summon a wave of chairs, including a massive array of Chair-cannons, to further defend the Owl Effigy and give it some offensive potential to harass Scratch just a tiny bit further. Then, finally, I draw Aperire Clausa, and create an array of doors, all of which are closed, but lead somewhere vastly different than just behind the doors.
Then, I give Split a mini-door, with the other end of it leading directly to the Red Sun! With him physically close to it, it should allow him some better hope in overthrowing Scratch's affinity.
I ask Scratch: Cats or Dogs?
Origin Wands && The Whole Note && Brine >= Zillymiter =< Wandpicks of Zillyhero
xx8GFHEo >= Zillymiter =< Scythe of Zillygait
WANDPICKS OF ZILLYHERO: A set of candy-colored wands that ripple with the energies of creation and seem to emit faint music that sounds like repeated laughter. Despite their cheery exterior, they possess a dark heart, with the power of Zillybrine lying in wait within.
SCYTHE OF ZILLYGAIT: A candy-colored scythe that hurts your eyes if you stare at it for too long. It can change into any other Zilly weapon, but only for a short time.
No but seriously I guess I'm not going to destroy that idea huh. Hm, I guess I just destroy the idea that Scratch can attack the Owl Effigy. I then duplicate... whatever this medical alchemy is... and give a copy to Fseftr.
Anyways, clap your hands to boost my attempt to destroy Scratch's affinity as a concept. This is probably too early to work anyways.
I punch Engie, in a near-suicidal move. "She's not dead. ...Admittedly, this information is entirely too meta, but I believe I'd have plausible means of finding the knowledge anyways."
Lucky 8r8k 37/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 11/11 Yo bro you haven't named this yet.
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 7/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 7/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 29)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 14)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-23, Talist-12, Gutza1-2, Tazz-6. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Since Scratch is so powerful, that will take a lot of effort to destroy!
I gain the ability to sense karma, and notice that Scratch has strictly RED karma! In order to help him reduce it and avoid misfortune, I stick him full of tubes(without his permission), and suck out everything red in his body, red blood cells, red 8-balls, red sun energy, red kool-aid, more red blood cells, red-colored innards. Split is more than happy to take all the red stuff off my hands, for some reason.
(It's intended to increase Split's Red Sun affinity!)
2/3 on that Potion of exp III (Grr... I need a way to multiply people's exp gain from attacks! Maybe combining it with a crit potion?)
Limbo:
The Council of 9's massive barrier pushes everyone back.
One man is about to push back.
I have survived THREE failed attempts against your stupid guardian...
Now that he's down, you sure as gorilla are not keeping me in here anymore! Limit Break: Messiah
Christoff lifts himself into the air, pulls out the Binary blade and a strange key.
He lifts the Binary blade up in the air, and power channels around it, using it, he launches the key in the air, it makes a beeline for a specific place...
Deep in the high-security of Limbo:
Gods wait here.
People and things too dangerous to allow to roam free.
A number of them from a single, now dead, universe.
The key streaks towards a specific cell...
And Doomsday is released.
The massive doom titan bursts out of its holding place, turns, and bellows.
His voice carries with it enough doom magic to rip apart star systems, and the outside of all the holdings are torn to shreds.
The pantheons are free.
The council of 9 prepare to sweep everyone back to Limbo, but there is another noise in the distance.
They flash each other worried looks as the massive tempest of power on the horizon quickly closes distance.
They activate their measures, creating pull into the heart of Limbo, attracting to a person's power.
And the gods stop it.
As the ghosts flood backwards, they are caught by a safety net of sorts, set up by numerous benevolent pantheons.
The malevolent gods make beelines for the defensive shield, ramming into it again and again.
Doomsday, against the massive current, makes his way to the barrier, raises all 30 of his massive arms, weapons materializing in each, and begins bringing them down.
Normally something like this would be a thump, thump. 15 arms on either side of the torso makes for a steady rhythm of crashing blows.
Blows strong enough to end gods.
Each blow falls like the hammer of inevitability, making cracks in the barrier.
One of the council members steps out of line to deal with this beast, shoving it, and the other gods, back.
Christoff steams, still powered with a small power orb, dropped some long time ago, and found by him in his wanderings in Limbo.
He jumps forward, flying against the pull of Limbo's heart in his temporary powered up state. gorilla it. I'm already dead.
He rushes up, and grabs one of Doomsday's weapons. A weapon hundreds, thousands of times bigger than him, one that were he not dead, would eat away at his very existence.
He slams it into the barrier.
The ghosts flood through the opening, every one scrambling towards the gate, helped along by a handful of gods who put out their power to assist others.
One man stops and turns to face the horrified members of the council.
Just because I really want to give SOMEONE a bad day.
Christoff takes the sword in his hands, and jams it into the metaphysical, quasi-real inner mechanisms of the gate, jamming it open until further notice.
Limbo is out of commission good sirs.
I would suggest you all find new jobs.
And he's pulled backwards through the gate, back to life.
And the ghosts materialize.
All over the Trifecta, the dead appear once more, with much rejoicing and plotting from various peoples.
Not everyone though. Many of them find their ways to the afterlives they should have found.
Heaven, underworld, great paradise in the sky, what-have-you, Limbo is no longer capable of hijacking souls, so the dead return to their proper rests.
One man does not.
Dr. Jebediah Christoff finds himself floating in front of a scene he does not recognize. A four-foot tall red muppet with an 8-ball for a head and wearing a fez, being aggressed by a number of other people.
What...
((Please note that this will not have a significant effect on everything going on. Most of the ghosts scattered elsewhere, a handful didn't leave, so there'll still be a few ghosts in Limbo. Not a whole lot though. You forgot about Eric's fantasy universe didn't you though?))
The Battlefield:
No, I can't think of anything pertinent.
Good luck Navela.
((Thanks erelye)
He turns to Astria and shakes his head.
Whatever happened, Kalare's out of commission on both ends.
I was talking to Navela just now.
Christoff doesn't need that whole flashy thing to revive himself, plus, it raises some issues.
Story: ERROR STORY CANNOT LOAD TOO MUCH FORCE IN IT PLEASE ASK A ENGINEER FOR HELP
Wily: Why is this like that?
Dead Junk Man: Because it has been Affected by a Mysterious Force
Wily: That's it! Bring the Repairbots and Send out the Mettaurs which i Cannot Accept them into the Void where you Are!
My Action: I have Made a Omega Barrier for Me and Split while i Assisting Split to Prevent Scratch from Destroying the World
Entities Discovered! Met Army All are AG
How Many? 5000+ (Phew! So Many! But wait He maybe send a Lot of Rejected ones)
Names Stats and Spawn Rates:
Metall HP 50 Each Damage 10 Each Spawn Rate (Most Common)
Neo Metall HP 75 Each Damage 20 Each Spawn Rate (1/2 Not as Common as Metall)
Metall DX HP 100 Each Damage 40 Each Spawn Rate (1/4)
Metall Swim HP 125 Each Damage 30 Each Spawn Rate (1/6)
Metall EX HP 150 Each Damage 50 Each Spawn Rate (1/8)
Space Metall HP 175 Each Damage 50 Each Spawn Rate (1/10)
Metall FX HP 200 Each Damage 75 Each Spawn Rate (1/10)
Metall Mommy HP 200 Each Damage 50 Each Spawn Rate (1/12) Spawns 3 Baby Mets after Death
Baby Met HP 25 Each Damage 10 Each Spawn Rate (Only Spawned by Killed Metall Mommys)
Metall K1000 HP 250 Each Damage 75 Damage Each Spawn Rate (1/14)
Metall Cannon HP 400 Each Damage 100 Each Spawn Rate (1/16)
Metall Sniper HP 100 Each Damage 100 Each Critical Damage 250 Each Spawn Rate (1/16) Critical Rate 30%
Hell Metall DX HP 300 Each Damage 100 Each Spawn Rate (1/16)
Heli Metall HP 250 Each Damage 100 Each Spawn Rate (1/16)
Metall Swim DX HP 250 Each Damage 75 Each Spawn Rate (1/16)
Fire Metall HP 200 Each Damage 150 Each Spawn Rate (1/16)
Metall SV HP 250 Each Damage 100 Each Spawn Rate (1/16)
Cactuspy HP 300 Each Damage 150 Each Spawn Rate (1/16)
Camouflametall HP 300 Each Damage 100 Each Spawn Rate (1/16) Sneaky aren't they?
Numetall HP 300 Each Damage 200 Each Spawn Rate (1/18)
Neo Heli Metall HP 350 Each Damage 250 Each Spawn Rate (1/20)
Neo Metall X HP 400 Each Damage 150 Each Spawn Rate (1/20)
Giant Met Cannon Health 1000 Each Damage 300 Each Spawn Rate (1/32)
Giant Metall HP 1500 Each Damage 500 Each Spawn Rate (1/32)
Metall Daddy HP 2500 Each Damage 750 Each Spawn Rate (1/64)
Metall Potton HP 5000 Each Damage 500 Each Spawn Rate (1/64) Special: Can make more Metalls Expect Giant Metall Cannon Metall Daddy Metall Potton Metonger Z King Metall and Ultimate Metall
Metonger Z HP 5000 Each Damage 1000 Each Spawn Rate (1/128)
King Metall HP 10000 Each Damage 2500 Each Spawn Rate (1/256) Special: Can make more Metalls Expect King Metall and Ultimate Metall
Ultimate Metall HP 50000 Each Damage 10000 Each Spawn Rate (1/1024) Special: Mini Boss AG and Mega Met Laser Damage 25000 Charges 5 can Make more Metalls Expect Ultimate Metall
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Junk Man (MM7)
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 6/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 7/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Nova Armor Stats: (if Twin Approves)
Grants more Protection than Protection X Diamond Armor
Immune to Fall Damage and Crash Landings
a lot Higher Punch Damage than Fists (5000 Damage Max but will be Powered up)
can Lurk in the Seas for the Whole Week (Real time)
Cannot be Destroyed (If you Died the Armor is Still wont be Destroyed)
This will be one of the Best Armor in the Game
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
That summon looks VERY big and, as a result, very overpowered. I'd suggest either dropping it or changing it.
Now it is time to make my laser. And something else.
Lothyra alchemizes Hollow Nanoiron Torus & Tiny Turbine & Tiny Expansion Nozzle & Tiny Mirror & Tiny Semitransparent Mirror & Tiny Gas Cooler = Torodial Gas Dynamic Laser Generator and Shotgun & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires & Mini Antimak & Antipacitor & Name Tag = My Boomstick.
TORODIAL GAS DYNAMIC LASER GENERATOR: A torus-shaped device that generates a laser through this process: 1. The gas running through the top of the torus is put through the turbine, heating and compressing it. 2. The hot, compressed gas runs through the expansion nozzle, expanding it and cooling it. However, the gas is not in thermodynamic equilibrium until the vibrational states in the gas mixture relax. 3. The gas travels to the bottom of the torus. In this time, one of the gasses that make up the mixture has its vibrational state relax, however the other gas doesn't. This causes a population inversion in the gas (that's when more atoms in the gas are in an excited state then those that are not). 4. At the bottom of the torus, there are two mirrors that face each other. The one on the outer wall of the torus is semitransparent (it lets some light through while reflecting most of it), while the one on the inner wall is not. When the gas reaches the mirror area, stimulated emission occurs (it's how all lasers are generated). Most of the light is reflected between the mirrors, but some escapes through the semitransparent one. 5. The spent gas is sucked back into the top of the torus and is stored in the gas cooler, which can release it into the turbine again on a signal (repeating steps 1-5). The Tordial Gas Dynamic Laser Generator is an essential component of a laser rifle. A diagram to help with your understanding (taken from Wikipedia):
MY BOOMSTICK: Basically iAntimak in shotgun form.
She then gives the Everyman a book on creativity. Hopefully that will help. Bender uses the Everyman some of Momcorp's new Nutri-pills, made of pure compressed nutrients.
Hollow Nanoiron Torus && Tiny Turbine && Tiny Expansion Nozzle && Tiny Mirror && Tiny Semitransparent Mirror && Tiny Gas Cooler = Torodial Laser Generator (Level 6: 1/7)
Shotgun && Carbon Nanogel && Magstone Wires & Mini Antimak && Antipacitor && Name Tag = My Boomstick (Level 8: 1/9)
TURN 3/3
Parallel Stone && Star Caller's Staff (Don't Starve) = Judgement Caller's Staff 6/7
Concentrated Thaumic Magic && Mage's Capacitor(Stores magic for later tapping) = ??? 3/?
Prism && Essence of Irrigo = Irrigomancer's Prism 3/?
I use the Obsidian-Tipped Wand to summon a set of crystals arranged into a magical array, empowering a shield around the Owl Effigy.
The orks back in Limbo begin to organize into small warbands, guided by a subtle mental touch or two from me- 12/50
My shadow back in Limbo begins to explore, searching for signs of life, and especially towns or other congregations of souls. My shadow also begins to empower a wide-area spell to search for libraries or other congregations of knowledge.
Crystal Shield added!
You explore and find a ruined town with several souls wandering aimlessly around it.
I suddenly draw Scratch's Lament. While this thing does normally exhibit properties associated with the Green Sun, I am nearly certain I can effectively transmute it into a more usable form of energy. As such, I wave the cue. Green energy erupts from the tip of the ebony cue at high velocities, annihilating any beings incapable of withstanding it within a seventy meter radius. Within a few moments, I allow a minuscule amount of red energy to seep into the cue. Suddenly, the green energy shifts to a red color, pulsating angrily. The red energy immediately vaporizes itself, and fuels Split's Red Sun Affinity meter to what will likely be a negligible extent.
At the future behest of Tazz, I make an inquiry to my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball upon the identity of the person who escaped Limbo without using any godmodding powers.
My shadow continues its unending search for as much knowledge as possible in Limbo. It heads deeper and further downward, hoping to find some sort of power source.
TT: Thanks.
((You're welcome, by the way. It should be ready in a day, at the most. It's very long, and I have little time.))
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
33/40 x1, 32/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I guard the effigy with the bulletesseract, also myself
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 10/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 9/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 8/11
+2 to generic
My shadow asks the council whether they were created to watch over Limbo, or if it's just a job.
Bulletesseract Shield added! You protect yourself from attack this turn!
We were not created to watch over here, we chose to watch over it by choice. We were among the first to be sent here many millions of years ago, and found out nearly everything there was to know about it. As a result, we gained the power to dictate who was worthy of leaving or who had to stay.
OK, who escaped Limbo without Godmodding powers? Can someone ask a Cueball or something? Maybe not a Cueball, actually, because Scratch, but whatever Erelye's magical 8-ball is?
I take the Wholesword of Zillybruk and bring its tip around the Owl Effigie. Immediately a golden bubble of Zilly energies surround the artifact, turning into a green shpere of thick, solid Zillybolt Iron. The Zillybolt Iron is a nasty piece of work to even make (without the Wholesword), like you wouldn't believe, and it requires more text to explain than I can fit on a line. Scratch would probably understand it. The rest of you, good luck. I don't even understand it other than it apparently no sells gigaton-bomb level nukes like the ED-Mech Mk. Omega would no-sell a mosquito, and it is also very colorful.
Unkempt Harold && Nukem && Swordsplosion >= Zillymiter =< Standard of Zillytorg
Crimson Flame && Gatekeeper's Scythe && Terror Enderdragon Scale >= Zillymiter =< Beastscythe of Zillyomg
STANDARD OF ZILLYTORG: A weapon that seems to be a mismash of several guns, all painted in a candy-colored style. It can fire miniature nukes and recursive swords, among many other things. Interestingly, everything it fires explodes into rainbows.
BEASTSCYTHE OF ZILLYOMG: An upgraded version of the Scythe of Zillygait that flickers with a throbbing and ancient red power, as well as having the amethyst sheen of the Enderdragon's eyes. It has the powers of the Red Dragon and the Enderdragon.
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
34/40 x1, 33/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I put on my new armour
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 11/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 10/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 9/11
+2 to generic
LAPIS ARMOR: A full set of armor forged from solid Lapis Lazuli. While one would think that it is not very protective, it is quite effective and will negate 2 damage from every attack sent towards the user. You promptly equip it.
Also, twin, if the disc of Mojang can do anything once, I will bring up something pointed out by several other people in Act 2. Why on earth did we need the first block to power its burst then? And five rounds of charging no less. Just to retroactively modify the coding of Godcraft to kick out Paradox Space things, which, I might add, didn't even work properly. From what's been done so far, it is a power amplifier, not a one-time-do-whatever-the-heck-you-want card.
@tazz: Well, Split for one. And then the entire flood of all of Limbo slamming into the council members. If they couldn't defeat Split, I doubt they'd be able to beat what happened above. ((and twin, once again, before you get mad at that, I made sure to defuse it in the process. Other people might take that and run with it to cause mayhem in the next session, or maybe even this one, but in and of itself, it is not highly disruptive))
I finish my level 3 potion of exp
Limbo: While Christoff continues looking at everyone confusedly, a certain artifact floats past...
The Doctor's Doom. A weapon fore-told to be the anti-thesis of Doc Scratch, and originally designated to help kill him.
Whether or not this was just posturing and confusion during Scratch's Mansion, it might be useful, so Split grabs it.
After all, if it startled Scratch enough for him to 'port it to the Void, it can't be good for him.
((Random request, if there is any way to keep red sun Scratch alive and in such a state as to be able to super-power him again in the distant future, could you do so? I want to eventually have a final rematch between him and Piono. You don't have to, but it'd be kind of cool.))
The Disc of Mojang lets you do anything once, and it let you get rid of the Homestuck Invasion. The First Block will grant the wish of whoever approaches it, and your wish was to get rid of the Homestuck Invasion. You used the Disc of Mojang to power up the First Block, and then you used the First Block to repair the Fourth Wall. So the Disc of Mojang wasn't necessarily the exact thing that fixed the Wall, even though it helped. It was the First Block that did that.
Also, I think I should add that the only reason it didn't work properly is because I was forced to change it to go along with your plot. Unless you're talking about something else, in which case, what are you talking about?
POTION OF EXPERIENCE III: A superpowered potion that will give the user a lot of XP on use.
X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 5/6
NEW Potion of Courage II && Antimatter Essence = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I pull out all the materials used in the creation of the Regnum Dei, and construct a miniture one and use its power to boost Split's predomination Affinity!
Story: in the Void where we Fighting for the Red Sun
Me: I had Enough of you Scratch! i am Collecting the Power of the Red Sun to Save us All!
Doc Scratch: Too Bad! i saw you Doing this and you are About to Die right now
Split: I Dont want you Doing this i Want to End you right Now
*incoming call from dr. wily*
Wily: Hey! You Pricey!
Me: Yes Wily!
Wily: I was Sending out the Metall Army right now!
Me: Ok! i am trying to Stop Scrat- OH GOD! HE IS MAD!
Wily: Well Scratch is getting Angry right now...
Doc Scratch: I Had Enough of you Little Child i am Going to Destroy Him right Now!
and Doc Scratch Catched Pricey and he will becoming his Eternal Suffer
Me: OH MY GOD! BLUE! (Fseftr) MODPACK! PIONO! OTHER PLAYERS! HELP ME! SAVE ME FROM MY ETERNAL SUFFER!
My Action: Got Cancelled due to Doc Scratch but a Mini Event has Happened!
Save Pricey from his Fate! This wont be Easy if you Save him He will Summon his own Clone and Powers himself up to eleven! if you Failed to Save him he will Die and he will Respawn and Wasted a Turn Aid Pricey for him he will be Happy and you gain the Power of Pricey (Super High Damage and Instant Crits) after the Event has Finished if the O has Reached Pricey he is Saved but if the O has Reached Doc Scratch Pricey gets his Eternal Sufferings and he will Die Instantly Making him Waste a Turn Respawning please do it for him...
Pricey ====O==== Doc Scratch
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Junk Man (MM7)
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 7/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 8/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Nova Armor Stats: (if Twin Approves)
Grants more Protection than Protection X Diamond Armor
Immune to Fall Damage and Crash Landings
a lot Higher Punch Damage than Fists (5000 Damage Max but will be Powered up)
can Lurk in the Seas for the Whole Week (Real time)
Cannot be Destroyed (If you Died the Armor is Still wont be Destroyed)
This will be one of the Best Armor in the Game
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
I don't really see the need for this to happen... Also, I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk for Scratch and Split.
Alright, here we go. Something with more mechanics!
I don't really know about the whole red sun being a power source. This is an example of where not knowing the Homestuck references directly effects gameplay, because I don't know what I should do about the red sun thing. But, I'll try anyway.
I use a massive magnifying glass in front of Split to enhance the light from the red sun. Maybe?
Back in Limbo:
My temporary presence has caused some disturbance. A small group of spirits gathered, attracted by the bond between them and me. My shadow says to them "poor souls, I can't leave you to suffer here, follow me.". I lead them slowly out of Limbo, not by sheer force, but slowly and carefully. Their bond with me forms as a string and I throw it out through the open gate way. I bind this to the Earth rather than this place. Hopefully that will help.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain) <|> Splash Corruption Potion x1 (3$, lvl1, glitch) <|> CandleLit Chestplate (WIP, level 2)
So, I'm in? There's nothing else? No kind of trail or anythig? ... Eh, I'm not sure why you'd like to play Russian Roulette with these potions. But hey, If you're feeling lucky, why not? Well, I can think of quite a few reasons, but here. Wilson pushes a potion towards Deimos. He's disguised it as just a generic black potion.
The Red Sun is my own creation, but it's a carbon copy of the Green Sun from Homestuck. The Red Sun powers the First Guardian energies of Split and Scratch, which gives them near omniscience, teleportation powers, nigh-invulnerability, and other things. In Split's case, it also powers his time abilities.
You can try to strengthen Split's connection to the Red Sun by amplifying the effect it will have on him, maybe by, as you did, giving him a magnifying glass. You could also make an item that will strengthen First Guardian powers and use it on him, for example.
+3% Affinity!
You lead some souls out of Limbo, where they disappear through the Gate. The second you do, though, the gate slams itself shut and the Gatekeeper starts to seemingly reform... What should you do?
Iron Chains && Carbon Nanotubes && Spider Silk = Supermetal Chains (Level 3: 1/4)
Symbol of Protection || Gold Talisman = Talisman Symbol (Level 2: 1/3)
I wrap some of my Barb Wire *with a no pain to the wearer potion* on the OWL? Was it? This should protect it, because if any one trys to hit it, they will be bleeding their stubby little white hands off. Looking at you, 8 Ball Face.
Doc Scratch has 100 Septillion Health. Well, at least he don't got 100 Centillion! Centillion is 303 digits. Welp! Super Optional Bonus Boss in Limbo with 100 Centillion HP confirmed!
=CHARGE=
-1 / 50- Spin2Win -> BEGIN!
-1 / 50- The Tophat -> BEGIN!
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
IT IS VERY SIMPLY, TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE ATTACK.
The skies suddenly turn brown, as the skies have been filled to the brim with chairs! They begin raining down upon Scratch, causing huge explosions tearing the void apart, creating glitchy tears in the Void! The glitchy nature of the cracks unleashes large static-like tendrils upon Scratch, and they surround him, creating a huge sphere. I then command the chair-filled skies to surround Scratch, and Scratch is trapped in a near-indestructible ball of chairs! I then throw a corset into the middle of the sphere, causing a supermassive to surround Scratch. I then toss about 43 charged creepers into the black hole, then proceed to drive a train into the black hole, and fire a Wave-Motion Gun into the Black Hole. The Black Hole explodes vioently, and I then rush towards Doc Scratch and impale him with a toothbrush, hopefully dealing 1 damage in the process.
...oh, I then also create a shield around the Owl Effigy.
Scratch quickly phases out of three-dimensional space and enters a dimension above, where he is able to pick up the black hole, turn it into a sword, and impale you with it! 13 damage!
I try to ask Split to make some Miniature Red Suns.
Lucky 8r8k 46/50
Reserved Spot 1/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 8/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 8/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 30)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 16)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-16, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Split makes some on the Alchemiter, raising his Affinity by +4%!
Lothyra uses iAntimak Carbine to blast the Red Sun, causing a bunch of plasma to burst out. She then uses the Remote Magnepulators to channel the plasma into Split. Bender uses the Origin Wands to put a shield around the Owl Effigy.
I then inspect the Gatekeeper's Armor, both for captchalogue and description.
==Somewhere Else in Limbo==
:>>:Hmmh. I think something happened.
:>>:And...They opened the gate.
:>>:Heh.
*a large, dead, golden mecha ghost stirs...*
:>>:Activating wormhole generator.
*the ghost of the Mecha from HEXAHEDRON launches itself through a wormhole at the Gate, ducks the weapon in the door, and respawns in the Void with the rest of the Players*
:>>:Heh.
==Elsewhere==
>>Right. I'm opening a memo. Time to coordinate a war.
==All Known Side-Character Pesterchum/Chat Client Accounts and twinGuardians==
competentComputationalist has invited you to #WarOnPsi
[ACCEPT] [DECLINE]
==The Void==
I pull out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, which I snagged on the way out, and inspect it. It seems to have similar properties to Death's Scythe...
I realize that I can utilize locked-object shenanigans on the FEZ and attempt to use time travel to lock an appearificator onto the FEZ in the past and hope that the appearificator future-me is using actually worked and tracked the FEZ properly.
>Be Future Netpatham
I press the button on the appearificator.
Reinforcements added!
Scratch punches his fist into thin air, and a large holographic fist appears and destroys the drone!
That's... classified information.
Your attempt to loophole HEX back into existence fails! In addition, since HEX cannot interact with DTG2, he cannot contact me through Pesterchum!
The Council is in possession of the Gatekeeper's Scythe.
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 11/11) It's the End of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = ??? (Level ?: 1/?) Hopefully that's a Miniature Red Sun.
Pesterchum has clearly proven addictive tendencies. Clearly this can be weaponized. Pesterchum (on a USB) && Gatling Gun && Homing Bullets >= Zillymiter =<
Let's just see what this does as a baseline for future Zillydoor Alchemies. Door >= Zillymiter =<
Talist, the Red Sun is unique to DTG. The Green Sun, it's counterpart, is rooted in Homestuck. It's basically a 1st Guardian Power Source, just like Ranch Dressing is the power source of Ranchia. Anything that could improve power intake/control will help, in general.
I take my immense rage and funnel it into a cannon. I then save the Rage Cannon for later as it would do me no good now. I instead ask split if any of his weapons (or their special abilities) can be used to defend something (IE the Owl Effigie), and if it would inconvenience him to use it to defend him right now, because that would be so awesome of him if he did that.
I then use my Candy-Coated powers to imagine up a Mythril Candy Cane Coat, which I don. It's Treacle Aegis will naturally protect me from all harm...But considering my foe, it's probably only good once. I then realize it definitely won't be enough and summon more Mythril Candy Cane Coats around me and another AG in a small wall, protecting us both from any one attack.
HEAT DEATH: An extremely thin sword that is completely transparent, as if it doesn't exist at all. A profound sense of chaotic energy is present around the entire weapon, and when you hold it, you feel chills. The weapon has the power to warp space and manipulate entropy, increasing the amount of chaos in an area that can be solidifed into powerful chaos blasts.
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 1/11)
Pesterchum USB && Gatling Gun && Homing Bullets >= Zillymiter =< Pestergatling of Zillymeme
Door >= Zillymiter =< Door of Zillylok
PESTERGATLING OF ZILLYMEME: A candy-colored gatling gun whose bullets home on in foes and are supercharged with the power of every meme in #DTG2, the Pesterchum memo.
DOOR OF ZILLYLOK: A door that flashes with every color of the rainbow. Potent cherubic energies lie within.
I guess I could use this to defend. I'll try it.
You protect yourself and Netpatham from attack this turn!
I summon some Red Supergiants and give them to Split, increasing his Affinity.
:>>:I activate the conversion I built so that I am no longer a massive suicide mecha but instead a massive killing machine.
O>Activating Improbability Fields.
*Scratch is suddenly accosted by the fourth-spatial-dimensional version of clowns, who pie him in the face with explosives and blow them up!*
O>That seems to have worked. If the Improbability Field is properly calibrated.
O>Initiating Godmoddertuba Search:O
o==#WarOnPsi==
?CC:>>Ahem. Is anyone but myself present at the moment?
---CURRENT cuestickComputer has responded to memo---
CCC:O>Unless you count us, not really.
CTT:I'm here. But busy.
?TT:I'm here and not busy. Well, I'm busy, but not so busy that I have no time to respond to this memo.
==The Void==
A THL (thaumic Hard-Light) shield springs into existence around the Owl Effigy. It is layered with all protective wards ever created ever.
==Limbo==
I, well, explore. With time shenanigans. Hoping I find something interesting. If I find something interesting I wait until it has been revealed to continue searching.
+2% Affinity!
HEX isn't a thing!
THL Shield added!
You explore for a while and find a monochrome compass. You pick it up. What do you do?
I distract Scratch with a game of 3D chess. “I bet you can’t beat me!”
I sing Bad Moon Rising. Split gains Red Sun affinity due to the irony.
(Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts)ll Iron Gauntlets (6/8)
(Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator) (6/8)
Make Captcha (tvtropes) 3/?
29/30 Vicious Overture.
20/20 Deviljho Summoned!
The almighty Deviljho, a huge dinosaur-like beast with a huge chin and thick destructive tail, bursts out of the earth. It faces Scratch and roars, a loud hellish shaking roar, shaking the void.
Special Attack - Dragon breath: The deviljho unleashes a reddish-black breath from its mouth, which when hit with it, weakens foe’s attacks and removes the elements from them. Cool down: 3 turns.
Scratch distracts you with a game of 4D chess. [I bet you can't comprehend this.]
@pricey: meh, its okay. I can read what you're saying, I'm just saying it would be a good idea to try and work on it a little bit. But you're cool. Don't think twin's going to say okay to your little bit though, Scratch probably wouldn't be that interested in you quite yet.
Top secret things!?? Does this mean a stunning conclusion in gif format?
Scratchfight:
Welp, since the jailbreak never happened, Christoff is still dead, so I don't have a good character in range of blowing up Scratch. Oh well. Guess I ended up sitting out on this one anyways.
Wilson's Shop:
Sanford shrugs
Nope, apparently not. You get in on the good will of whoever's in charge, and apparently Eric either trusts us or is desperate for new recruits.
Deimos picks up the black potion, swirls it for a bit, then grins at Sanford.
I was thinking splash potions, but why not?
Bottoms up!
And Deimos swigs the entire thing down.
SCP-2400-DTG: SCP-2400-DTG is a door composed of sand and an unidentified blue crystal inset on a concrete wall. The dimensions of the door and wall, as well as SCP-2400-DTG's anomalous properties, are identical to that of SCP-2400, and it is thought that this was constructed using SCP-2400 as a base. Research has been conducted to see if any personnel in Site-64T were involved in its creation, but so far, nothing has been found.
SCP-2400-DTG's anomalous properties manifest when it is opened, revealing an area known as SCP-2400-DTG-A. A second instance of SCP-2400-DTG is present upon entering the area, and, besides the flat island it rests on, is the only notable landmark in the entire area. The rest appears to be an ocean that is seemingly limitless. Present in the ocean of SCP-2400-DTG-A are instances of SCP-2400-DTG-B, which appear to be aquatic creatures that match the composition of the blue crystal on SCP-2400-DTG, have one eye, numerous orange spikes, and uses psionic lasers to attack. They have been determined to be hostile and are best avoided.
When SCP-2400-DTG is closed, SCP-2400-DTG-A's rate of time undergoes severe dilation, and one second in Earth will correspond to one-hundred-and-forty seconds in SCP-2400-DTG-A. Requests to build a site similar to Site-64T have been denied until more can be learned about SCP-2400-DTG-A and -B. SCP-590-DTG was recovered in [REDACTED] near SCP-413-DTG-3, on an expedition to █████████ carried out in ████.
I watch with SHEER PLOTLINE HORROR at Pricey12345's action. "He's dead," Pit thought to himself, "Scratch is going to kill him the second he tries, and if he somehow survives, there's going to be two Protectors of the Plot Continuum filling every pixel of his body with poisoned arrows."
I then take the newly faked bar and move the red = to Split's bar to fill it up higher.
+3% Affinity!
Doc Scratch reels back and flies at the Owl Effigy, which has grown into a massive force thanks to its massive conglomerate of shields! Doc Scratch's right hand flashes with powerful english energy, its rolling pool ball turning into the 15-Ball! Scratch throws his fist Effigy-ward and punches clean through every single shield! They fly through the Void and out of the box that this post is contained in, flinging clean through your computer monitor and spiraling into next year! The impact also deals 200,000 damage to the Owl Effigy, which would have died if not for your shields!
The Owl Effigy readies its trusted power, Hats Off! Its piercing eyes glow a solid black and the ominous aura around the Effigy solidifes into that of pure shadow! It reaches out and into the fourth dimension, creating a massive black hand that stretches throughout time and space! In one solid motion, it envelops the FEZ and turns the FEZ solid black! Scratch looks up in alarm as an explosion occurs at the top of his head, cracking his already fractured head! He has lost a solid chunk of health.
As long as the Owl Effigy is alive, it will stop the FEZ from working and remove a good amount of Scratch's power, rendering him unable to access the fourth dimension! The Owl Effigy then focuses its power onto the Ancestral Artifacts, fracturing them and causing them to glow! They all fluctuate wildly and create shining portals that they fly into, creating mindscapes for you all to explore.
Now, you have to tackle the Ancestral Artifacts! If you remove their power, a large amount of the prophecy will not be going through and Scratch will be cut off from most of his power! The Artifacts are, for those who don't remember, the Ancestral Gunpowder, Ancestral Flesh, Ancestral Bone, Ancestral Silk, and Ancestral Eye! In order to destroy them, you'll need to master the aspect they control! The Ancestral Gunpowder embodies destruction, the Flesh embodies decay, the Bone embodies death, the Silk embodies control, and the Eye embodies creation! You'll have to go through a challenge that will symbolize what the Artifacts represent and will end in you taking out the Artifact in question. First up is the Ancestral Gunpowder!
The Ancestral Gunpowder glows and spirals into the Void! It creates a rather large castle that's full of guards. Your task is simple: you have with you a set of extremely potent explosives that will tear down the whole castle, and the Gunpowder with it! You must take them through the castle and into four designated access points, and then their fuses will trail into the main hall and to a center point! Once all the bombs are set, light the fuse and get the hell out of dodge.
Guards will be on the lookout for you throughout the entire challenge, and you can choose to either attack them head-on or sneak past! In addition, the King might be lurking around, so watch out for him as well. Split snaps his fingers and creates a map of the area to help:
So, to recap: take the explosives to the access points and watch out for the guards. Once you put an explosive down, the fuse will trail to the center of the main hall. Once all four access points have been activated, light the fuse and RUN! Please keep in mind that gameplay is like Scratch's Manor in that you must specify when you move in between rooms.
All the entities attempt to attack Scratch and fail... Split uses Multiplication, creating a set of time clones that will protect the Owl Effigy! Scratch then pulls the Affinity in his favor by 25%!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Deploy the explosives at the access points!
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
What I was pointing out twin was that we needed to use both to get anything done. If the disc of mojang can truly do anything we would have been able to just activate it and get rid of everything. We wouldn't have used up the first block, as those are two separate things. And I wasn't talking about Vriska's interference. I was talking about everything else: Grimdark, Trickster, the alchemiter. A number of other things, not to mention IKEA himself was revealed to be a denizen of Paradox Space and came through with the Arrival. It didn't work properly, and Vriska's case was the only time there was a work-around rather than just having the 'shielding' fail to do what it was supposed to, and you made me come up with that explanation as to how it wasn't in violation.
Ah, okay. I guess I can't complain.
Also, once again, WHY are you throwing a fit over HEX?! Seriously, you're targeting Net, even if his OC has appeared somewhere else, none of the items I summoned from the OP King forum game (Which I ran no less) got nope'd. So why should net's?
I combine the exp potion III with the potion of crits, hopefully making a potion that will apply a large modifier to gained experience while it lasts.
Battlefield:
Eric turns to Astria. Come on, we need to go. Hank, Sanford and Deimos are back at Wilson's shop. We need to get ready to leave Godcraft. I don't like the way things are heading.
Somewhere else:
Piono watches the Mainframe pull into existence.
See?
I told you.
Now one of two things will happen;
Scratch gets utterly obliterated by the only warship that currently compares with the larger Nexus battleships in the multiverse,
Or the Narrative interferes on his behalf.
Even at this strength level, Scratch is not anywhere near strong enough to fight that on his own.
Outside Limbo:
Christoff is suddenly pulled out of Limbo by generic.
He turns and nods. Thanks for that. That place...
He shudders. I thought NEVADA was bad... He turns. So you're taking on this punk? Least I can do is pitch in.
TT:Twin, join the bloody memo and stop making excuses about things not existing.
:>>:By the way, I'm the Mecha from HEXAHEDRON. I'm allowed to exist. I died here. Thus I still exist in Limbo, do I not?
((Each modification of >>, by the way, represents an independent-enough fork. For instance, 0> (or O>) is the Cue fork, and any of ]>, }>, and )> are generic independent scouts. :>>: is the Mecha from HEXAHEDRON.))
/null
What?
You remember what happened with Jaspers, where he was tracked spatiotemporally? I did that, only I used it from the present.
/null
==Limbo==
I follow the compass to its origin.
==The Void==
I jump into Miegakure for any added advantage I can get in the Psi-Scratch fight, and learn how to navigate the Fourth Dimension.
O>Bleh, Infinite it is.
O>Drive spun up:Current conditions:It is infinitely improbable that the Infinite Improbability Devices will not be destroyed. It is infinitely improbable that the FEZ will fall off Scratch's head and into the Twinmobile. It is infinitely improbable that Twinbuilder will not break reality if he uses the FEZ.
O>New Condition:It is infinitely improbable that a four-dimensional cuestick will suddenly impact Doc Scratch in the chest and cause damage.
he cannot contact me through Pesterchum!
Actually, he can. Something about proxying through a different computer. Or something. But it has been such that HEX can pester ME while in Trifecta...And all that.
Scratch quickly phases out of three-dimensional space and enters a dimension above, where he is able to pick up the black hole, turn it into a sword, and impale you with it! 13 damage!
Lothyra, methinks the Physics Cannon would be useful on this one. Heh. Heh. Heh.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Derp, it was a first aid kit. Sorry. Anyways, I quickly map out this area and lazily sendificate some bombs into the pit thing where we put the bombs.
Lucky 8r8k 49/50
Still reserved 2/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 9/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 9/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 31)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 18)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-16, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-10. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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I laugh and throw my cloak in the air. While it's in the air, it casts a shadow on me. First I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to make a hand to hold the cloak above me. Then I use it again to turn ME into a shadow. Now no one will see me! GENIUS! I grab a bomb and enter the MAIN ROOM.
I summon some Twili Wolves to protect the Owl!
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
My Action: "Alright guys, we need a distraction. I can provide one, but it may cost me my life." I rush into the main hall.
SCP Foundation Action: A D-class personnel responsible for conducting {REDACTED} on SCP-231 has a heel-face turn and decides to put SCP-231 out of her misery with a smuggled weapon. Unfortunately, this releases SCP-2317, who effortlessly breaches containment (story, not an attack).
EXOS Action: EXOS is immediately alerted of SCP-2317, and opens fire on the entity with a massive barrage of overcharged lightning. However, SCP-2317 appears unaffected by the assualt.
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 2/11)
OK, I can handle 1 Zillyalchemy at a time, while having two other regular Alchemies. Seems the most efficient way to go about it, on top of having Generic. I preview the Gatekeeper's Scythe, including all the juicy tidbits. If it can be made, I give the task to Generic. You've got +12 from me now as of this post.
Let's see if this is possible...Crimson Flame && The Dragon Ender = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Last but not least, this. Standard of Zillytorg && The Golden Globe >= Zillymiter =<
Oh boy! Hypercomplexity! No, not even! This is Talistplexity! Excellent in my taste, but will it scare others off?...Eh, let's find out.
First, I move into the main hall, trying not to be seen by the King YET. Can I attack the guards/king from here as long as I have line of sight?
Then, I give Split a back massage, loosening up tightened knots in his body. The loosened muscles may now be tensed in more effective and useful exercises rather than being in knots, and his red sun connections bolster as a result of his increased body metabolism. I make sure to do foot massages as well, as well as basically any other massages I possibly can with his permission.
Then, I channel the Origin Wands and bring up an orb of Yggdrasil's Bark! I think it goes without saying that this is some of the toughest, most dangerous pieces of bark around! It could take ages to break through! It's a reasonable substitute for some metals! It's creation-based energies fill in the gaps of the Owl Effigy while it exists, healing it up somewhat while protecting it! To be on the safe side, I tap the Whole Note against the bark as well. The much harder bronze-like substance that is the Whole Note quickly transmutes the Yggdrasil Bark into the Yggdrasil Bronze, which is naturally much harder. Like, twice as hard as Zillybolt Iron. Of course, this is Yggdrasil! Underestimating it is a bad day and a half. With the same sphere, I quickly encapsule one of the AG Entities, protecting them from attack!
THEN, I attempt to assail a random target dummy with my newest Pester Gatling Gun, the Pestergatling of Zillymeme, to see it's effects in action on a target that no-one really cares about...Except other dummy or dummy-like things. Scratch, being a puppet and thus a close relative of a dummy, is ever-so-slightly damaged via empathy damage. Maybe. I dunno what his thoughts are on the subject. While I'm at it, I ask Scratch, "Catdog...Or Dogcat?!" Yes I am aware of what Catdog is, but I will have an answer to this nigh-meaningless question.
Finally, this ridiculous multi-tasking, only made possible via timeclones thanks to my numerous time-based alchemies, inspire the Everyman like nothing else has thus far! His mind whirrs at the possibilities of being in multiple places at once, able to fire a minigun, explore a castle, defend an important effigy, and give a back massage all at the same time, and his Imagination soars...Hopefully higher than the previous value he had. Hopefully. Hey, Twin, I'm not the owner, but how much Imagination would the Everyman need to start using his special abilities on entities?
I use the Origin Wands to materialize a portal to Access Point 1, at which point I use fancy time powers to walk through the building in a null timeframe and deploy the fuse. A THLI shield materializes, with Glyphs of Invisibility and Unnoticeability encoded within. I then search for the King and chop off his head with Heat Death, shoving any guards I encounter (in the null timeframe) into the pits.
I write the following with the Charismatic Creation Pen: "Split will no longer lose Affinity."
==The Void==
O>More reinforcements have arrived...
O>Deploying shield.
O>Recieving temporally displaced shielding...
O>Redeploying.
°The shields that were knocked out of our screens are redeployed through time shenanigans and some author-character confusion metaness.°
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (5/7)
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Fraser's Flamebow (3/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (3/6)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 02 Action: Everything
02/> I heal the Owl Effigy with Red Oktoberfest, then shield it by sending a wall of Communist Linux Penguins to repair the Owl Effigy and also guard it. I then force Scratch to watch the contents of the Demotivator CD, allowing Split to raise his Red Sun Affinity!
Story: With Help from the Spells I Finally Broke Free of Scratch's Instant Death Attack and I Transported into a Mysterious Area and it is the Gunpowder Castle and i got a Map that i have to Destroy the Gunpowder Castle
My Action: I Sneaked the Area for Guards if i Ever Saw them i Slashed them in Half with my Steel Diamond Katana
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All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 8/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 9/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
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I shield the 0wl Pendant using the power of pageclaim.
I then continue raising Split's Red Sun Affinity.
SCP-2400-DTG Complete!
The New 52 Complete!
Lectern && Chandelabra && Nightmare Amulet && Night Light && Telelocator Focus 3/X
Needlewands && Peppermint Northern Lights && Enderpearl
Green Sun Bedsheets && Lapis Lazuli
Doge 11/30
Beardger 3/20
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Kid Radd: 40/45
Pixellated Arcs: 4/6
I watch with SHEER PLOTLINE HORROR at Pricey12345's action. "He's dead," Pit thought to himself, "Scratch is going to kill him the second he tries, and if he somehow survives, there's going to be two Protectors of the Plot Continuum filling every pixel of his body with poisoned arrows."
I then take the newly faked bar and move the red = to Split's bar to fill it up higher.
Piono and Pit i am Feeling OK but Scratch's Power is Overtaking my Entire Body if i Survived i Would be Happy but and i See- OW OW OW! That is Really Painful Scratch! Don't do that to Me i am in middle of the Conversion right now and i want to Do a Eternal Slumber until Twin Posts... *Pricey has Fell in his Slumber but He is Still Alive*
Meanwhile in Wily's Castle
Wily: Pricey is Dead! No Way!
Partly Built Guts Man G: I was Still Alive Thanks to my Soul who Made me Speak while i am Dead
Centaur Man: Wily Pricey is Not Dead He is Sleeping until Twin Posts or he Respawns
Wily: Oh Well but Go back to Training! I will Repair the Dead and Damaged Robot Masters if i have some Time
All other Alive/Damaged/Dead Robot Masters: Awww...
Totally Wreaked Pharaoh Man: But i Did Tried...
Wily: Shut it Pharaoh Man!
Totally Wreaked Pharaoh Man: Aww..
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
If enough people enter the Chain Attack, its power will grow high enough that the Affinity Bar will be raised in Split's favor!
Miniature Green Sun && Split Captcharoid = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10)
I just pretty much showed that, in most cases, dead things go straight to Limbo... But whatever. Dead Guy Shield added!
+1% Affinity to Split!
Heavy Fog added!
You claim the seventh Comb Rave, which is Interstellar!
Concentrated Thaumic Magic && Mage's Capacitor = Concentrated Magic Reserves (Level 3: 1/4)
Prism && Irrigo Essence = Irrigo Prism (Level 2: 1/3)
Obsidian Shield added!
omglolsguy gives you some of the Barbikens!
Looks like he didn't.
Streamer added!
Chair Wall added!
Looks like I turned this trial around, huh?
+10% Affinity to Split!
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (Level 6: 2/7)
SCP-590-DTG: SCP-590-DTG is a set of two sticks comprised of an unknown metal that appears to be some form of steel. Hundreds of runes can be seen slightly inscribed into their surfaces that look like unintelligible gibberish but, upon closer examination, are revealed to be characters in Unicode. SCP-590-DTG's anomalous properties become apparent when one holds them and someone or something the holder deems a target is within in range (which has determined to be 50 meters).
SCP-590-DTG can then be used to transfer any injuries the user has onto the target, effectively healing the holder and damaging the target. Nearly any injury can be transferred via this method, except mental disorders caused through psionic induction. Very interestingly, SCP-590-DTG's powers match those of SCP-590 almost exactly, and the cause of this is unknown. SCP-590-DTG was recovered in [REDACTED] near SCP-413-DTG-3, on an expedition to █████████ carried out in ████.
POTION OF EMOTION: A potion that, upon use, will cause the drinker's emotions to fluctuate wildly.
+4% Affinity to Split!
Visible Speech Letters added!
Voidmetal Sword && Primordial Pearl = Basemetal Katana (Level 7: 1/8)
Grimdark Aura added!
Your shadow wanders across Limbo for what seems like an eternity. Since it is based off of the memories of its inhabitants, you spot what looks like a ruined Grayhold. You investigate it, and near it, find a very large cave that seems to the memory of a Testificate soul who lies near you.
Will you enter?
Metall DXs added!
You body-block the Owl Effigy!
Ultimatum's shots create a pounding wall of ammunition! Scratch merely sighs, as if hoping the first thing you all would send at him wouldn't be a nondescript stream of bullets, holds out his hand, and diverts the ammunition far into the Void. He does the same to Darkleer's shots.
We don't take requests.
But how?
Your shadow self is still at the Gate. Where will you go?
You are unfit to share in the power of the Red Sun since you aren't at the same power level as Scratch or Split! You do body-block the Owl Effigy though.
The Nova Armor will allow you to take 5 less damage from every attack!
I don't think your summon should be a boss. We're going to have enough of those!
Bow && Flint and Steel && Sara Bo Thaw Essence && James O. Fraser Essence && Old Lisu Stone = Lisu's Lighter (Level 5: 1/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian Code Chart && Mesrop Mashtots Essence = Armenian Alertbow (Level 5: 1/6)
+2% Affinity!
Reinforced Glass added!
tvtropes = Troper's Chest (Level 5: 1/6)
What are the odds?
I'll update it when I have time.
Not a soul. You all were the first.
[Oh, are you going to break out the big guns? Finally. As long as it isn't just an endless stream of bullets and it has some variety, I might actually look forward to this.]
+3% Affinity to Split!
Shimmering Orb added!
You shouldn't really charge Special Attacks...
Elemental Rock Shield added!
Skull Shrine added! Orbiting Shields added!
Cheap Sword && Whip Worm = Cheap Longsword (Level 1: 1/2)
Mutant Ninja Taco added!
+1% Affinity to Split!
You can check that by heading to the OP.
Shield of Universe added!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
[Oh, you're definitely not like all the other players. You're worse. If anyone here knew about your sordid backstory, they would think twice before helping you, even if you did agree to change your ways. Regardless, you'll find that staying within the confines of physics will be much harder than it looks when dealing with me. I hope you're ready.]
UU Ultimatum doesn't summon entities!
How exactly can you reach all the way to another universe in one attack?
+1% Affinity to Split!
It looks like this:
As far as you can tell, it's going to fire into the hole of the First Block and unleash... something.
Lectern && Chandelabra && Night Light && Nightmare Amulet && Telelocator Focus = Insidious Fixture (Level 6: 1/7)
+2% Affinity to Split!
Origin Wands && The Whole Note && Brine >= Zillymiter =< Wandpicks of Zillyhero
xx8GFHEo >= Zillymiter =< Scythe of Zillygait
WANDPICKS OF ZILLYHERO: A set of candy-colored wands that ripple with the energies of creation and seem to emit faint music that sounds like repeated laughter. Despite their cheery exterior, they possess a dark heart, with the power of Zillybrine lying in wait within.
SCYTHE OF ZILLYGAIT: A candy-colored scythe that hurts your eyes if you stare at it for too long. It can change into any other Zilly weapon, but only for a short time.
Series of Doors added!
+3% Affinity to Split!
[Why not catdogs?]
Since Scratch is so powerful, that will take a lot of effort to destroy!
That's because I don't know what First Aid is.
+5% Affinity!
50,000 damage to Split! I wouldn't have made it hurt him if you hadn't said that.
Split absorbs the SCPs to heal himself back!
Christoff doesn't need that whole flashy thing to revive himself, plus, it raises some issues.
That summon looks VERY big and, as a result, very overpowered. I'd suggest either dropping it or changing it.
Hollow Nanoiron Torus && Tiny Turbine && Tiny Expansion Nozzle && Tiny Mirror && Tiny Semitransparent Mirror && Tiny Gas Cooler = Torodial Laser Generator (Level 6: 1/7)
Shotgun && Carbon Nanogel && Magstone Wires & Mini Antimak && Antipacitor && Name Tag = My Boomstick (Level 8: 1/9)
...Really?
+1 Creatitvity and Nutrition!
Crystal Shield added!
You explore and find a ruined town with several souls wandering aimlessly around it.
+6% Affinity!
Bulletesseract Shield added! You protect yourself from attack this turn!
We were not created to watch over here, we chose to watch over it by choice. We were among the first to be sent here many millions of years ago, and found out nearly everything there was to know about it. As a result, we gained the power to dictate who was worthy of leaving or who had to stay.
Aeiou Shield added!
+1% Affinity to Split!
Unkempt Harold && Nukem && Swordsplosion >= Zillymiter =< Standard of Zillytorg
Crimson Flame && Gatekeeper's Scythe && Terror Enderdragon Scale >= Zillymiter =< Beastscythe of Zillyomg
STANDARD OF ZILLYTORG: A weapon that seems to be a mismash of several guns, all painted in a candy-colored style. It can fire miniature nukes and recursive swords, among many other things. Interestingly, everything it fires explodes into rainbows.
BEASTSCYTHE OF ZILLYOMG: An upgraded version of the Scythe of Zillygait that flickers with a throbbing and ancient red power, as well as having the amethyst sheen of the Enderdragon's eyes. It has the powers of the Red Dragon and the Enderdragon.
Zillybolt Sphere added!
LAPIS ARMOR: A full set of armor forged from solid Lapis Lazuli. While one would think that it is not very protective, it is quite effective and will negate 2 damage from every attack sent towards the user. You promptly equip it.
The Disc of Mojang lets you do anything once, and it let you get rid of the Homestuck Invasion. The First Block will grant the wish of whoever approaches it, and your wish was to get rid of the Homestuck Invasion. You used the Disc of Mojang to power up the First Block, and then you used the First Block to repair the Fourth Wall. So the Disc of Mojang wasn't necessarily the exact thing that fixed the Wall, even though it helped. It was the First Block that did that.
Also, I think I should add that the only reason it didn't work properly is because I was forced to change it to go along with your plot. Unless you're talking about something else, in which case, what are you talking about?
POTION OF EXPERIENCE III: A superpowered potion that will give the user a lot of XP on use.
Split obtains The Doctor's Doom!
There won't be a way to keep him alive.
Potion of Courage II && Antimatter Essence = Antipotion of Courage II (Level 3: 1/4)
+3% Affinity to Split!
I don't really see the need for this to happen... Also, I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk for Scratch and Split.
The Red Sun is my own creation, but it's a carbon copy of the Green Sun from Homestuck. The Red Sun powers the First Guardian energies of Split and Scratch, which gives them near omniscience, teleportation powers, nigh-invulnerability, and other things. In Split's case, it also powers his time abilities.
You can try to strengthen Split's connection to the Red Sun by amplifying the effect it will have on him, maybe by, as you did, giving him a magnifying glass. You could also make an item that will strengthen First Guardian powers and use it on him, for example.
+3% Affinity!
You lead some souls out of Limbo, where they disappear through the Gate. The second you do, though, the gate slams itself shut and the Gatekeeper starts to seemingly reform... What should you do?
Iron Chains && Carbon Nanotubes && Spider Silk = Supermetal Chains (Level 3: 1/4)
Symbol of Protection || Gold Talisman = Talisman Symbol (Level 2: 1/3)
Barb Wire Shield added!
Scratch quickly phases out of three-dimensional space and enters a dimension above, where he is able to pick up the black hole, turn it into a sword, and impale you with it! 13 damage!
Shield added!
Split makes some on the Alchemiter, raising his Affinity by +4%!
But you're nowhere near the Red Sun!
Reinforcements added!
Scratch punches his fist into thin air, and a large holographic fist appears and destroys the drone!
That's... classified information.
Your attempt to loophole HEX back into existence fails! In addition, since HEX cannot interact with DTG2, he cannot contact me through Pesterchum!
The Council is in possession of the Gatekeeper's Scythe.
What?
+3,000 max HP and current HP to the Owl Effigy!
HEAT DEATH: An extremely thin sword that is completely transparent, as if it doesn't exist at all. A profound sense of chaotic energy is present around the entire weapon, and when you hold it, you feel chills. The weapon has the power to warp space and manipulate entropy, increasing the amount of chaos in an area that can be solidifed into powerful chaos blasts.
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 1/11)
Pesterchum USB && Gatling Gun && Homing Bullets >= Zillymiter =< Pestergatling of Zillymeme
Door >= Zillymiter =< Door of Zillylok
PESTERGATLING OF ZILLYMEME: A candy-colored gatling gun whose bullets home on in foes and are supercharged with the power of every meme in #DTG2, the Pesterchum memo.
DOOR OF ZILLYLOK: A door that flashes with every color of the rainbow. Potent cherubic energies lie within.
I guess I could use this to defend. I'll try it.
You protect yourself and Netpatham from attack this turn!
+1% Affinity!
Data Shield added!
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
+2% Affinity!
HEX isn't a thing!
THL Shield added!
You explore for a while and find a monochrome compass. You pick it up. What do you do?
Scratch distracts you with a game of 4D chess. [I bet you can't comprehend this.]
+3% Affinity!
Deviljho added!
+2 HP to you and Serpent!
+1% Affinity!
+1 Nutrition!
+1% Affinity!
We'll see.
Pageclaim Shield added!
+1% Affinity!
SCP-2400-DTG: SCP-2400-DTG is a door composed of sand and an unidentified blue crystal inset on a concrete wall. The dimensions of the door and wall, as well as SCP-2400-DTG's anomalous properties, are identical to that of SCP-2400, and it is thought that this was constructed using SCP-2400 as a base. Research has been conducted to see if any personnel in Site-64T were involved in its creation, but so far, nothing has been found.
SCP-2400-DTG's anomalous properties manifest when it is opened, revealing an area known as SCP-2400-DTG-A. A second instance of SCP-2400-DTG is present upon entering the area, and, besides the flat island it rests on, is the only notable landmark in the entire area. The rest appears to be an ocean that is seemingly limitless. Present in the ocean of SCP-2400-DTG-A are instances of SCP-2400-DTG-B, which appear to be aquatic creatures that match the composition of the blue crystal on SCP-2400-DTG, have one eye, numerous orange spikes, and uses psionic lasers to attack. They have been determined to be hostile and are best avoided.
When SCP-2400-DTG is closed, SCP-2400-DTG-A's rate of time undergoes severe dilation, and one second in Earth will correspond to one-hundred-and-forty seconds in SCP-2400-DTG-A. Requests to build a site similar to Site-64T have been denied until more can be learned about SCP-2400-DTG-A and -B. SCP-590-DTG was recovered in [REDACTED] near SCP-413-DTG-3, on an expedition to █████████ carried out in ████.
+3% Affinity!
Doc Scratch reels back and flies at the Owl Effigy, which has grown into a massive force thanks to its massive conglomerate of shields! Doc Scratch's right hand flashes with powerful english energy, its rolling pool ball turning into the 15-Ball! Scratch throws his fist Effigy-ward and punches clean through every single shield! They fly through the Void and out of the box that this post is contained in, flinging clean through your computer monitor and spiraling into next year! The impact also deals 200,000 damage to the Owl Effigy, which would have died if not for your shields!
The Owl Effigy readies its trusted power, Hats Off! Its piercing eyes glow a solid black and the ominous aura around the Effigy solidifes into that of pure shadow! It reaches out and into the fourth dimension, creating a massive black hand that stretches throughout time and space! In one solid motion, it envelops the FEZ and turns the FEZ solid black! Scratch looks up in alarm as an explosion occurs at the top of his head, cracking his already fractured head! He has lost a solid chunk of health.
As long as the Owl Effigy is alive, it will stop the FEZ from working and remove a good amount of Scratch's power, rendering him unable to access the fourth dimension! The Owl Effigy then focuses its power onto the Ancestral Artifacts, fracturing them and causing them to glow! They all fluctuate wildly and create shining portals that they fly into, creating mindscapes for you all to explore.
Now, you have to tackle the Ancestral Artifacts! If you remove their power, a large amount of the prophecy will not be going through and Scratch will be cut off from most of his power! The Artifacts are, for those who don't remember, the Ancestral Gunpowder, Ancestral Flesh, Ancestral Bone, Ancestral Silk, and Ancestral Eye! In order to destroy them, you'll need to master the aspect they control! The Ancestral Gunpowder embodies destruction, the Flesh embodies decay, the Bone embodies death, the Silk embodies control, and the Eye embodies creation! You'll have to go through a challenge that will symbolize what the Artifacts represent and will end in you taking out the Artifact in question. First up is the Ancestral Gunpowder!
The Ancestral Gunpowder glows and spirals into the Void! It creates a rather large castle that's full of guards. Your task is simple: you have with you a set of extremely potent explosives that will tear down the whole castle, and the Gunpowder with it! You must take them through the castle and into four designated access points, and then their fuses will trail into the main hall and to a center point! Once all the bombs are set, light the fuse and get the hell out of dodge.
Guards will be on the lookout for you throughout the entire challenge, and you can choose to either attack them head-on or sneak past! In addition, the King might be lurking around, so watch out for him as well. Split snaps his fingers and creates a map of the area to help:
So, to recap: take the explosives to the access points and watch out for the guards. Once you put an explosive down, the fuse will trail to the center of the main hall. Once all four access points have been activated, light the fuse and RUN! Please keep in mind that gameplay is like Scratch's Manor in that you must specify when you move in between rooms.
All the entities attempt to attack Scratch and fail... Split uses Multiplication, creating a set of time clones that will protect the Owl Effigy! Scratch then pulls the Affinity in his favor by 25%!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Deploy the explosives at the access points!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 250,000/8,000,000. (Gains +250,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 8
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Armor. Protected.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Protected.
Red Sun Affinity: Split 26% ==========O========== 0% Scratch
Doc Scratch: [Ψ B
FEZ, Ancestral Gunpowder, Ancestral Flesh, Ancestral Bone, Ancestral Silk, Ancestral Eye, Disc of Mojang.Owl Effigy: [???] HP: 303,000/503,000. Time Clones: 50,000/50,000 HP. Hats Off: II
Split: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Unbroken Umbrage. Multiplication: II Division: II
Everyman: [AG] HP: 25/25. Creativity: 6/50. Nutrition: 5/50.
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 160,000/160,000.
Reinforcements: [AG] HP: 70,000/70,000.
Deviljho: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Dragon Breath: III
Gunpowder Castle:
MAP
Entrance -
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Protected.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Armor. Protected.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Protected.
Leads to the Main Hall.
Main Hall - No players.
Has a West Bridge that leads to the West Platform and an East Bridge that leads to the East Platform.
Has the Fuse Pedestal in the center of the room where the explosive trails will end up at the end of the challenge.
Leads to the Throne Room.
West Platform - No players.
Guards: [???] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x10.)
Leads to Access Point 4 and Access Point 1.
East Platform - No players.
Guards: [???] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x10.)
Leads to Access Point 3 and Access Point 2.
Access Point 4 - No players.
Has an Explosives Pedestal where explosives will go. The fuse will lead back to the main hall.
Leads back to the West Hallway.
Access Point 1 - No players.
Has an Explosives Pedestal where explosives will go. The fuse will lead back to the main hall.
Leads back to the West Hallway.
Access Point 3 - No players.
Has an Explosives Pedestal where explosives will go. The fuse will lead back to the main hall.
Leads back to the East Hallway.
Access Point 2 - No players.
Has an Explosives Pedestal where explosives will go. The fuse will lead back to the main hall.
Leads back to the East Hallway.
Throne Room - No players.
The King: [???] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Leads back to the Main Room.
this is so complicated HELP ME
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
29 Hog Slop
21 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
21 Weasel Snot
Ah, okay. I guess I can't complain.
Also, once again, WHY are you throwing a fit over HEX?! Seriously, you're targeting Net, even if his OC has appeared somewhere else, none of the items I summoned from the OP King forum game (Which I ran no less) got nope'd. So why should net's?
I combine the exp potion III with the potion of crits, hopefully making a potion that will apply a large modifier to gained experience while it lasts.
Battlefield:
Eric turns to Astria.
Come on, we need to go.
Hank, Sanford and Deimos are back at Wilson's shop.
We need to get ready to leave Godcraft.
I don't like the way things are heading.
Somewhere else:
Piono watches the Mainframe pull into existence.
See?
I told you.
Now one of two things will happen;
Scratch gets utterly obliterated by the only warship that currently compares with the larger Nexus battleships in the multiverse,
Or the Narrative interferes on his behalf.
Even at this strength level, Scratch is not anywhere near strong enough to fight that on his own.
Outside Limbo:
Christoff is suddenly pulled out of Limbo by generic.
He turns and nods.
Thanks for that.
That place...
He shudders.
I thought NEVADA was bad...
He turns.
So you're taking on this punk?
Least I can do is pitch in.
.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
NUUUU THE TOOTHBRUSH ATTACK FAILED
...well, somebody had to try ;P
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
[ACCEPT] [DECLINE]
thaumicTheorist is now pestering twinGuardians
TT:Twin, join the bloody memo and stop making excuses about things not existing.
:>>:By the way, I'm the Mecha from HEXAHEDRON. I'm allowed to exist. I died here. Thus I still exist in Limbo, do I not?
((Each modification of >>, by the way, represents an independent-enough fork. For instance, 0> (or O>) is the Cue fork, and any of ]>, }>, and )> are generic independent scouts. :>>: is the Mecha from HEXAHEDRON.))
/null
You remember what happened with Jaspers, where he was tracked spatiotemporally? I did that, only I used it from the present.
/null
==Limbo==
I follow the compass to its origin.
==The Void==
I jump into Miegakure for any added advantage I can get in the Psi-Scratch fight, and learn how to navigate the Fourth Dimension.
O>Bleh, Infinite it is.
O>Drive spun up:Current conditions:It is infinitely improbable that the Infinite Improbability Devices will not be destroyed. It is infinitely improbable that the FEZ will fall off Scratch's head and into the Twinmobile. It is infinitely improbable that Twinbuilder will not break reality if he uses the FEZ.
O>New Condition:It is infinitely improbable that a four-dimensional cuestick will suddenly impact Doc Scratch in the chest and cause damage.
Actually, he can. Something about proxying through a different computer. Or something. But it has been such that HEX can pester ME while in Trifecta...And all that.
Lothyra, methinks the Physics Cannon would be useful on this one. Heh. Heh. Heh.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Lucky 8r8k 49/50
Still reserved 2/??
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 9/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 9/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 31)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 18)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-16, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-10. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I summon some Twili Wolves to protect the Owl!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Kid Radd: 41/45
Pixellated Arcs: 5/6
I attempt to estimate the damage a guard could deal to one player.
6/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: "Alright guys, we need a distraction. I can provide one, but it may cost me my life." I rush into the main hall.
SCP Foundation Action: A D-class personnel responsible for conducting {REDACTED} on SCP-231 has a heel-face turn and decides to put SCP-231 out of her misery with a smuggled weapon. Unfortunately, this releases SCP-2317, who effortlessly breaches containment (story, not an attack).
EXOS Action: EXOS is immediately alerted of SCP-2317, and opens fire on the entity with a massive barrage of overcharged lightning. However, SCP-2317 appears unaffected by the assualt.
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 2/11)
OK, I can handle 1 Zillyalchemy at a time, while having two other regular Alchemies. Seems the most efficient way to go about it, on top of having Generic. I preview the Gatekeeper's Scythe, including all the juicy tidbits. If it can be made, I give the task to Generic. You've got +12 from me now as of this post.
Let's see if this is possible...Crimson Flame && The Dragon Ender = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Last but not least, this. Standard of Zillytorg && The Golden Globe >= Zillymiter =<
Oh boy! Hypercomplexity! No, not even! This is Talistplexity! Excellent in my taste, but will it scare others off?...Eh, let's find out.
First, I move into the main hall, trying not to be seen by the King YET. Can I attack the guards/king from here as long as I have line of sight?
Then, I give Split a back massage, loosening up tightened knots in his body. The loosened muscles may now be tensed in more effective and useful exercises rather than being in knots, and his red sun connections bolster as a result of his increased body metabolism. I make sure to do foot massages as well, as well as basically any other massages I possibly can with his permission.
Then, I channel the Origin Wands and bring up an orb of Yggdrasil's Bark! I think it goes without saying that this is some of the toughest, most dangerous pieces of bark around! It could take ages to break through! It's a reasonable substitute for some metals! It's creation-based energies fill in the gaps of the Owl Effigy while it exists, healing it up somewhat while protecting it! To be on the safe side, I tap the Whole Note against the bark as well. The much harder bronze-like substance that is the Whole Note quickly transmutes the Yggdrasil Bark into the Yggdrasil Bronze, which is naturally much harder. Like, twice as hard as Zillybolt Iron. Of course, this is Yggdrasil! Underestimating it is a bad day and a half. With the same sphere, I quickly encapsule one of the AG Entities, protecting them from attack!
THEN, I attempt to assail a random target dummy with my newest Pester Gatling Gun, the Pestergatling of Zillymeme, to see it's effects in action on a target that no-one really cares about...Except other dummy or dummy-like things. Scratch, being a puppet and thus a close relative of a dummy, is ever-so-slightly damaged via empathy damage. Maybe. I dunno what his thoughts are on the subject. While I'm at it, I ask Scratch, "Catdog...Or Dogcat?!" Yes I am aware of what Catdog is, but I will have an answer to this nigh-meaningless question.
Finally, this ridiculous multi-tasking, only made possible via timeclones thanks to my numerous time-based alchemies, inspire the Everyman like nothing else has thus far! His mind whirrs at the possibilities of being in multiple places at once, able to fire a minigun, explore a castle, defend an important effigy, and give a back massage all at the same time, and his Imagination soars...Hopefully higher than the previous value he had. Hopefully. Hey, Twin, I'm not the owner, but how much Imagination would the Everyman need to start using his special abilities on entities?
I write the following with the Charismatic Creation Pen: "Split will no longer lose Affinity."
==The Void==
O>More reinforcements have arrived...
O>Deploying shield.
O>Recieving temporally displaced shielding...
O>Redeploying.
°The shields that were knocked out of our screens are redeployed through time shenanigans and some author-character confusion metaness.°
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Give Split various red items, raising his affinity
(Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts) (7/8)
(Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator) (7/8)
Make Captcha (tvtropes) 4/?
30/30 Vicious Overture. Holding.
1/25 Wrath of the Earth
What?
I sneak into the Main Room, climb onto the Fuse Pediestal, and try to snipe a guard using The Stinger.
I then raise Split's Red Sun affinity
Insidous Fixture 4/7
Green Sun Bedsheets && Lapis Lazuli 2/X
Needlewands && Peppermint Northern Lights && Enderpearl 2/X
Doge 12/30
Beardger 4/20
How big is the island in SCP-2400-DTG? Does the sea have sand bottom? Are you aware that SCP-413 is one of my favorite SCPs.
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = Cerberus (5/7)
Bow && Flint and Steel && Essences of Sara Bo Thaw, inventor of the Fraser or Old Lisu alphabet, and James O. Fraser, who improved on the Fraser/Old Lisu alphabet && Stone inscribed with Fraser/Old Lisu text = Fraser's Flamebow (3/6)
Bow && EAS Tones Machine && Armenian code chart && Essence of Mesrop Mashtots, inventor of the Armenian alphabet = Armenian Alertbow (3/6)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 02 Action: Everything
02/> I heal the Owl Effigy with Red Oktoberfest, then shield it by sending a wall of Communist Linux Penguins to repair the Owl Effigy and also guard it. I then force Scratch to watch the contents of the Demotivator CD, allowing Split to raise his Red Sun Affinity!
Nova Armor 25/25 It's Approved!
Summoning Fail Mage 13/15
Story: With Help from the Spells I Finally Broke Free of Scratch's Instant Death Attack and I Transported into a Mysterious Area and it is the Gunpowder Castle and i got a Map that i have to Destroy the Gunpowder Castle
My Action: I Sneaked the Area for Guards if i Ever Saw them i Slashed them in Half with my Steel Diamond Katana
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 8/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 9/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I try to snipe the King's shadow using Umbra's Rifle, and then hide behind the Fuse Pediestal.
I then summon a roman legion, throw SCP SCP-965 into it, and use the resulting Abstract Roman Sculpture to shield the 0wl Effigey.(Shield,not summon)
Insidous Fixture 5/7
Needlewands && Peppermint Northern Lights && Enderpearl 3/X
Green Sun Bedsheets && Lapis Lazuli 3/X
Doge 13/30
Beardger 5/20
Also, what are the Guards and the King? Humans? Trolls? Half-creepers? Leprechauns?