Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10x2, 5/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses the Redstick on the Vord
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $31
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 2/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 2/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 2/5
+2 to Wilson
-Piono Fight-
Apologies generic, I did not have sufficient information on his abilities to know he could do that.
Allow me to re-compensate you.
FseftrAI floats above generic and takes out a potion of critmist, a potion of vis, and a potion of nectar,
Calculating trajectories... Modifying for Godcraft physics and known abilities of enemies... No optimal solution, considering alternative methods... Optimal alternative method found.
He flash steps next to generic, quickly forces all three potions down his throat, before returning to the skies.
As distasteful as it is for me, occasionally the optimal solution is the most simple one,
I choke momentarily, having not expected that to happen, then notice that I've somehow attained the ability to use magic on my own, without using a wand's internal power. However, it's actually just that I definitively know of magic's existence as a power people have now. If that makes any sense. Basically, I just thought that magic worked in a functionally similar way to bullets. In character, not OOC. Anyways... I stare at Piono. I then contemplate how his particular timeline works, then traverse a timeline branching off of his death in the MBoA, seeing what happens if he stays dead. After this likely incredibly pointless journey, I snap back to this reality, then take out a simply ridiculous amount of octets, forged over a long journey. I then forge another: the Blue Generic Octet. After enduring the laughter or lack thereof, I spawn in 20 timeclones, each wielding a version of a kid's or troll's weapon that's been alchemized with the Alterationer. Another 23 timeclones appear, each holding an octet that I've made. We then rush at Piono, preparing to deal some major damage. Just before each of us is hit, we teleport to the Stronghold, attacking it with our weapons.
Hmmmmm. Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 1/?? For the actual seering upgrade. If I even can.
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 9/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Godcraft: "MAINTAIN DISTANCE FROM THE VORD! AVOID ENGAGING THE TAKEN PYROMANIACS, REGARDLESS IF YOU WANT TO FIND A USE FOR YOUR WEDDING RINGS OR NOT!"
"GOOD JOB ACTUALLY COMMANDING YOUR TROOPS! ONLY NOW, THOUGH, DO YOU THINK OF TELLING THEM TO DO THAT?"
"They weren't getting targeted! I didn't expect that to happen!"
"WELL, GO OUT THERE AND END THEIR SUFFERING."
"I know what I need to do. However, I'll need to leave a single one alive."
"WHAT, IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE IMAGINABLE SCENARIO IN EXISTENCE, THE HELL, DO YOU NEED A VORD-INFECTED SOLDIER FOR?"
"DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!"
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X700)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X1250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X150)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (ERROR - GM DONE GOOFED LAST ROUND) (CORRECTING FORCES IN ORDER TO PREVENT PARADOX...) (X115) (Dammit twin...)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200)
Audie, Engietech Elite: 50000/50000
Charging into the swarm of Vord, I equip the original Pomson 9000, both wings fanning out slightly into large blades. Slamming the hammer end into a Vord Behemoth, who splits vertically in two from the impact, I start flash-stepping through the horde, jet engines spewing flame onto the Vord behind me while the drone's wings slice open fleshier Vord. Disturbingly, I begin laughing, the beginning of a song starting to creep up to cover the Far Lands.
UGH... AT LEAST IT ISN'T A RICKROLL. NOW THEN, THE MINECRAFTIAN, PIONO, I BELIEVE HIS NAME WAS. BLOCKING A SINGLE SHOT IS EASY, BUT ONLY IF IT'S A DUMB SHOT. THAT WAS THE DUMB SHOT. NOW, FOR THE SMART SHOT. I ZOOM IN AGAIN, NOTICING THAT TIME HAS SOMEHOW SLOWED DOWN. HMM. ENGIE'S BEEN INSTALLING THINGS ON MY RIFLE AGAIN, IT SEEMS. FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, I GIVE MYSELF A LEISURELY FIVE SECONDS TO LINE UP A SHOT AIMED AT PIONO'S HEAD, THEN WATCH THE BULLET SLOWLY FLY THROUGH THE AIR, MICROJETS CURVING THE FLIGHT PATH TO A RIDICULOUS ANGLE SIDEWAYS, THEN LOOP AROUND AND FLY INTO PIONO AFTER IT SEEMS LIKE IT MISSED. FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S PERSPECTIVE, THE SHOT TOOK LESS THAN A MILLISECOND, WITH ONLY A TRACER TRAIL TO INDICATE WHERE THE BULLET WENT.. ENGIE, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU INSTALLED ON MY RIFLE?
Actually, it was your software. And I installed a Perspective-Based Reverse Half-Stasis Device, wired to activate when you focus on something.
Another of my drones teleports behind Blue, presence announced by the sound of both wings rattling slightly. This drone seems like it was only recently created, standing at a mere 6 ft 6 inches tall (when I said mere, I meant in the scale of my drones), and decidedly more human-shaped. If it weren't for the wings, 4 feet long each, it could almost pass as a huge person in a suit of armor. Oh, and most noticeably, it doesn't appear to pretty much be a weapon of mass destruction.
"This time of the year again, it seems. When love is in the air. It did happen to coincide once with the execution of a gang, but that's not really what it's about, is it?"
I have apparently survived my suicide attack unharmed. If this was a legitimate mistake, I take the time to respawn. If It was not for some reason...I pull out the Golden Globe and summon several spies, who Spycrap. Naturally the rare and endangered Spycrabs are to be put above all harm. Even the Vord don't consider it for a second and ignore them even before they do their cloak. They use this to sneak behind Piono and all of his Timeclones and pull off a simultanious backstab combo with Australium Frying Pans! The logic of using an Australium Frying Pan to backstab is so horrendous that physics itself curls into a ball, splits into enough pieces to match the Spycrabs in numbers (and thus the number of Pionos), shoves itself down all of their throats simultaniously, and explode powerfully enough to destroy the Spycrabs, kill (at least) one of every Vord Type and Taken that can be hit, damage the Stronghold slightly, wound the Croach slightly, and hopefully obfuscate the battlefield in Australium Particles to, very briefly, make attacks against Piono more likely to work. Just in case, I use the inherent windy powers of Typheus'es might to prevent Piono from taking the easy way out and blowing them away by blowing them back.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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"If it is remotely vulnerable to physical destructive force, I can kill it. If its soul is vulnerable to Hel, I can kill it. If it is not a stronger psyker than I am, I can kill it. If use of Monochromic Distortion will make it vulnerable, I can hit it. Which of these will end you, Piono?" {I recognize and use deliberately the arrogance displayed here.}
While talking I cease my assault with the eldritch alchemies and raise my more physical tools of destruction, the guns Ultimatum and Dynamic Deathbringer, opening up in a hail of temporally-predictive computer targeted destruction, the Helbringers still ready for the one solid hit it would take to end him.
The instability from my use of monochromium doubles me, creating a duplicate mirroring my actions into the center of Stronghold and Croach, though with Black and Cancer rather than the guns, as in his world he apparently used the guns last turn instead, forming the point of diversion.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Anachron, right now:
"So, if the consensus is that we should make some default Vetasians, I can put these three back to work rendering and variating the genome and start putting 'tubes to work, but beyond that I have to say that some use of genetic alteration is at least worth considering, most normal species are filled with minor flaws that can be rectified with only a few hours work, even if we ignore the issue of reproduction, which I honestly would recommend, given the average stupidity of my race, making the option of mating with us open is likely not a good idea."
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man occupies himself during the remainder of the flight by crafting an additional layer of body armor using pieces of bedrock cut out of the walls and some high-tensile webbing from his kit.
> Alchemies
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (2/I WILL DO A RELAY ONCE I FINISH WITH ALL THESE CUBES)
I duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (2/5?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: Maximum Growth Rate
I take a Potion of Panacea II and drink it.
I then take Life's Wands and immediately create a max inside an unoccupied room of the stronghold. The max's expanding edges push against the confines of the room. The pressure on the wall increases to a point where the floor and ceiling are unable to hold it back. The stronghold explodes in the vertical direction, causing a geyser of Life cells and stone brick to fly everywhere. Finally, I telefrag Piono's insides with an indestructible max that follows him wherever he goes. It is unremovable and indestructible except by me clearing them up with Life's Wands. It grows so rapidly that Piono explodes along with the max's growth. Once Piono either survives somehow or takes as much damage as possible, I clean up all the Life cells.
I think long and hard about a way to damage the godmodding menace that is Piono...I think really hard. My thoughts extend to meta methods of removing him without posing 'consequences,' and I eventually come up with some possible solution, one Piono's special breed of hurbis could not accurately predict. In short: I unleash loads of godmodding energies while facing myself towards the Vord, not looking like I'm doing much of importance against him specifically...Then unleash my inner metagamer hard and fast. The result is a figurative breach of the fourth wall that, in all reality, just created a simple portal to somewhere else rather than break anything. I then toss a punch with my right arm through it and close it without pulling anything out or putting something inside, effectively a waste of energy to those not aware of my master plan-but I know what I'm doing. That was presumably not a waste of energy. Meanwhile, while Pionoplayer-aka the Minecraft Forum user that currently controls Eric/Hank/Piono reads this text, he suddenly gets slammed in the face with a blocky fist, the source being the screen he was staring at, before it nigh-instantly vanishes from his screen. He takes no permanent damage other than the mental ridicule of such a highly implausible event, and conveniently was alone when this happened, but suddenly realizes he either went insane or just got slammed with a blocky hand because of my direct attempt to punch him in the face in-game, then realizes with horror that (a) it's more than just a game but apparently the Godmodder didn't expand beyond his world and (b) because of this and how the world works, he actually made a freaking tyrant in his own creation (Piono the Minecraftian) and realizes that, yeah, Piono's gotta die quick or bad things happen, and Piono has to die without making it look like some weird breach in his abilities that would get players fishy, but how? I then kick Piono in, of all places, the crotch, as Pionoplyaer realizes that a kick to the crotch would be normally so useless that nobody would ever try it, and thus Piono wouldn't guard it even if he had a cup-and as I have also done the attack, it could feasibly pass for workable! He then gets concerned about how he's technically being manipulated by the meta and how this could screw up the now-existent narrative, but then shrugs it off for now and ignores it, skipping this last sentence? In case that fails, or would never work to begin with, I instead simply say it to Piono, at max volume, with the Allegrostepper, Wand form. It's so confusing and meta, and involves a scenario that I would honestly think would confuse me if I said it aloud and I still don't entirely get despite being the one employing it myself, that it has to confuse Piono and his time clones mentally enough that I then manage the crotch-shot anyways while they're trying to puzzle out what nonsense that may-or-may-not be relevant I have just uttered.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 1/???
+1 to Amp x2.
Ender Pearl are the souls of Endermen? Simply fascinating. It means that teleportation is technically based around the soul, in the case of Endermen. It also means I could kill every single one in this universe with manipulation of said souls. Useful.
I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 1/???.
I think I may have to strategize once more. And, as past me appears to be... preoccupied, I think I shall, as I am in the offensive limelight, compared to him. I suppose I deserve that. Rodney bombards the Stronghold. I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks, if he requires healing.
Kalare:
I stumble to the ground, out of cover, glancing over to Eric.
Thanks.
I grab the Hazel Wand once more. It can definitely withstand the energy I put into it in the first place, and far more. I don't wish to sound like an egotistical megalomaniac, but it could withstand enough magical energy to annihilate all arcane power in the universe, likewise. Void Novas are especially dangerous. Hah. I proceed to take the normal course of action. I begin flashstepping, timestepping, and teleporting around like an absolute madman. The only thing denoting my presence is the occasional blast of green light at Piono, seconds after I disappear from the source of said emanations. I have moved exponentially in that time, obviously. I fully expect these to fail miserably. My teleportations are frequent enough as to be unable to ascertain whether or not I have actually teleported, or even moved at all. In more mundane circumstances, with less infallible opposition, I could silently kill off the time-clones, and then go for Piono. Alas, he is nigh-immortal at this point. Regardless, the green energy stops erupting from apparent nothingness. It appears as if I have ceased attacking. Quite odd. Hah. To the mundane eye, that is. To the attuned, it is quite evident I am building up energy for an attack. Large amounts of energy appear to be gathering from the fringes of infinity. The stuff does not seem to obey reality itself. Likely because of dark energy, a concept nobody really understands. Humans don't, elves didn't, and I don't think trolls did either. Anyhow, the energy is powered through dark energy. And around five hundred CV per second. Quite an admirable thing, I would say, to have that sort of Centi-Vis charge anywhere, whether in Charged Nodes, or Vis Relays. I wave the Hazel Wand, stopping briefly (and generating an arcane shield, which should stop any stray Piono-s from attacking me, or merely stall them for long enough to do something). Nothing occurs. Then, the noise of some eldritch tongue clicking against the top of one of many mouths emanates from everywhere. To quote a text of the learned, "Nrub'yiglith, shamebeast king of grotesquery, writhe-lord of the moist beyondhood. Hearing his melodious chirps and tongue-clicks causes one's bones to explode." I protect myself with my servitude to the Outer Gods (and in particular to the omnipotent and omniscient Noble Circle, particularly the Timeless One, if you know who that is). Piono, however, has no such distinction, nor do I think this incarnation of him ever will. His bones promptly erupt out of his body, reduced to splinters and shards, with such a velocity as to tear through any armor he has. If this will not work, I merely transform the eldritch power of the tongue-clicks into an explosion.
The Anachron:
The ability to reproduce with humans is needless in this situation. If all goes well, there will be no need for elves to reproduce with humans, or even be in their proximity, nor ours.
Regardless, it is indeed time to begin.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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The Conclave: I know what his next trial is.
I watched everyone struggle through it.
I, however, will not be on the battlefield for it.
In fact, I have a rendevous with myself in not too long.
I will see you at some future point in time Binary.
I await the call.
Piono leaves, time resumes.
And no one other than Binary, piono, and those they wish to tell will ever know.
Battlefield:
Hank, Sanford and Deimos set up a large firing squad with the clone troopers, organizing the shots fired by them, causing the clone's attack to minicrit this round. Aimed at the keepers.
The repbuplic battleships will change their target to the keepers as well.
Preston Cole will aim everything at the croach. ((Once again, question. Could the Preston Cole have the 'spawns 4 pelicans a round' re-added to its retinue?))
Piono battle update MIGHT come later today. I've been having project problems.
Thankfully, I came equipped with my Special Forces gear. In addition to body armor that self-repairs, I have an M16A3 Assault Rifle, a Glock 18 Pistol, a Katana, a Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle, and a Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher.
If you want to have a sword duel, pionoplayer, I'm perfectly capable of putting down my guns.
P.S. The damage I do with the Katana doesn't contribute to my Sword Damage.
Bender gathers sacred items and shoots Bender's Gun at some Keepers, then speaks to Lothyra.
So, now that the Physics Cannon is done, what are you going to build now?
I'm not done with the Physics Cannon. I've been studying the history of this war, and it seems that they key to long-lasting summons is to constantly upgrade them.
Lothyra then begins a charge that will upgrade the Physics Cannon to tier 2: the Science Cannon. This upgrade will increase its attack power, health, and allow any scientific inaccuracies to be exploited by players, not just in physics.
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 1/20
Also, there are now too many targets for just us to attack. OPTIMUS!
She then uses UU Ultimatum and orders UU Prime to attack the Stronghold. He deploys his barrage cannon and does exactly that. Lothyra also checks the GameFAQs Guide's changelog to see if anybody made any changes since the last time it was updated.
Act as souls? Headcanon: There are multiple "Tiers" of enderpearls. "Normal" enderpearls act as a sort of phlebotinum for enderdrim society, and are used in machines and weapons. They can be massproduced. The enderpearls that I have used in my Alchemies are "normal" enderpearls.
"Personal" enderpearls are more complex, take very long to produce, and have to be custom-created for an individual. They allow teleportation, transdimensional teleportation, and strenghten psiionics. If someone or something (Read: the Godmodder) steals, destroys, or eats your "personal" enderpearl outside of the End, you are stranded there, unable to teleport, and slowly start to gain more human physiology. Also, the two "kinds" of enderpearls are hard to differentiate without being able to sense psiionic energy. NinjaV has lost his "personal" enderpearl, and primarily uses the Staff of Teleportals, Shadow Dissonance, Manipuleightir, Enderdragon's Scythe, or Shadow Turretcomputer to teleport around the Battlefield. Enderpearls however do not act as souls for endermen.
A small grey sixlegged droid with bright purple eyes suddenly teleports onto the UOSS and starts repairing it. 0n its side, the text Endertech Space Station Repair Droid UNSC Editionâ„¢ can be seen. Modes:
Repair Mode:
In this mode it will simply repair the UNSC part with the lowest health.
Self-Repair Mode:
If the UNSC is fully healed, but the Repair Droid has taken damage, the droid will repair itself. In this mode, attacks have a 50% chance to miss.
Shield Mode:
If both the UNSC and the Repair Droid are at full health, it will either enter Shield Mode or Charge Mode. In Shield Mode it will meatshield the part that would have taken most of the damage that turn. It will also meatshield attacks that would destroy the part completely. It can only shield one part of the UNSC at a time. The Repair Droid takes only 50% damage in this mode.
Charge Mode:
In this mode it will attach to a part of the UNSC and gives it an extra charge that turn. It can only give 1 charge per turn, and only help 1 part per turn.
Attack Mode:
If the UNSC dies, the Repair Droid will attack other entities as an AG entity. It will only enter this mode at full health. If the Repair Droid takes damage in this mode, it will enter Self-Repair Mode.
Medicannon 1/10
I do not think that it's a good idea to vote for the Trolls yet. I suggest waiting for their last respawns.
=CHARGE=
-30 / 50- Genesis
-1 / 15- Backup
-10 / 10- Lil Chad -> SAVING...
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
LIFT: 2 / 6
I decide that it's time to utilize the power of TWITCH!
...summon a random Pokemon!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I get a Shoop da Whoop and Fire Its Lazor at the Croach!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10x2, 5/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses the Redstick on the Vord
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $31
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 2/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 2/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 2/5
+2 to Wilson
-Piono Fight-
Apologies generic, I did not have sufficient information on his abilities to know he could do that.
Allow me to re-compensate you.
FseftrAI floats above generic and takes out a potion of critmist, a potion of vis, and a potion of nectar,
Calculating trajectories...
Modifying for Godcraft physics and known abilities of enemies...
No optimal solution, considering alternative methods...
Optimal alternative method found.
He flash steps next to generic, quickly forces all three potions down his throat, before returning to the skies.
As distasteful as it is for me, occasionally the optimal solution is the most simple one,
Hmmmmm. Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 1/?? For the actual seering upgrade. If I even can.
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 9/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Shuffled Octet)
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"GOOD JOB ACTUALLY COMMANDING YOUR TROOPS! ONLY NOW, THOUGH, DO YOU THINK OF TELLING THEM TO DO THAT?"
"They weren't getting targeted! I didn't expect that to happen!"
"WELL, GO OUT THERE AND END THEIR SUFFERING."
"I know what I need to do. However, I'll need to leave a single one alive."
"WHAT, IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE IMAGINABLE SCENARIO IN EXISTENCE, THE HELL, DO YOU NEED A VORD-INFECTED SOLDIER FOR?"
"DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!"
Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X300)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X150)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X65)
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X700)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X1250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X150)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (ERROR - GM DONE GOOFED LAST ROUND) (CORRECTING FORCES IN ORDER TO PREVENT PARADOX...) (X115) (Dammit twin...)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200)
Audie, Engietech Elite: 50000/50000
Charging into the swarm of Vord, I equip the original Pomson 9000, both wings fanning out slightly into large blades. Slamming the hammer end into a Vord Behemoth, who splits vertically in two from the impact, I start flash-stepping through the horde, jet engines spewing flame onto the Vord behind me while the drone's wings slice open fleshier Vord. Disturbingly, I begin laughing, the beginning of a song starting to creep up to cover the Far Lands.
UGH... AT LEAST IT ISN'T A RICKROLL. NOW THEN, THE MINECRAFTIAN, PIONO, I BELIEVE HIS NAME WAS. BLOCKING A SINGLE SHOT IS EASY, BUT ONLY IF IT'S A DUMB SHOT. THAT WAS THE DUMB SHOT. NOW, FOR THE SMART SHOT. I ZOOM IN AGAIN, NOTICING THAT TIME HAS SOMEHOW SLOWED DOWN. HMM. ENGIE'S BEEN INSTALLING THINGS ON MY RIFLE AGAIN, IT SEEMS. FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, I GIVE MYSELF A LEISURELY FIVE SECONDS TO LINE UP A SHOT AIMED AT PIONO'S HEAD, THEN WATCH THE BULLET SLOWLY FLY THROUGH THE AIR, MICROJETS CURVING THE FLIGHT PATH TO A RIDICULOUS ANGLE SIDEWAYS, THEN LOOP AROUND AND FLY INTO PIONO AFTER IT SEEMS LIKE IT MISSED. FROM EVERYONE ELSE'S PERSPECTIVE, THE SHOT TOOK LESS THAN A MILLISECOND, WITH ONLY A TRACER TRAIL TO INDICATE WHERE THE BULLET WENT.. ENGIE, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU INSTALLED ON MY RIFLE?
Actually, it was your software. And I installed a Perspective-Based Reverse Half-Stasis Device, wired to activate when you focus on something.
Another of my drones teleports behind Blue, presence announced by the sound of both wings rattling slightly. This drone seems like it was only recently created, standing at a mere 6 ft 6 inches tall (when I said mere, I meant in the scale of my drones), and decidedly more human-shaped. If it weren't for the wings, 4 feet long each, it could almost pass as a huge person in a suit of armor. Oh, and most noticeably, it doesn't appear to pretty much be a weapon of mass destruction.
"This time of the year again, it seems. When love is in the air. It did happen to coincide once with the execution of a gang, but that's not really what it's about, is it?"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I'll need a round to think of upgrades.
I have apparently survived my suicide attack unharmed. If this was a legitimate mistake, I take the time to respawn. If It was not for some reason...I pull out the Golden Globe and summon several spies, who Spycrap. Naturally the rare and endangered Spycrabs are to be put above all harm. Even the Vord don't consider it for a second and ignore them even before they do their cloak. They use this to sneak behind Piono and all of his Timeclones and pull off a simultanious backstab combo with Australium Frying Pans! The logic of using an Australium Frying Pan to backstab is so horrendous that physics itself curls into a ball, splits into enough pieces to match the Spycrabs in numbers (and thus the number of Pionos), shoves itself down all of their throats simultaniously, and explode powerfully enough to destroy the Spycrabs, kill (at least) one of every Vord Type and Taken that can be hit, damage the Stronghold slightly, wound the Croach slightly, and hopefully obfuscate the battlefield in Australium Particles to, very briefly, make attacks against Piono more likely to work. Just in case, I use the inherent windy powers of Typheus'es might to prevent Piono from taking the easy way out and blowing them away by blowing them back.
{I recognize and use deliberately the arrogance displayed here.}
While talking I cease my assault with the eldritch alchemies and raise my more physical tools of destruction, the guns Ultimatum and Dynamic Deathbringer, opening up in a hail of temporally-predictive computer targeted destruction, the Helbringers still ready for the one solid hit it would take to end him.
The instability from my use of monochromium doubles me, creating a duplicate mirroring my actions into the center of Stronghold and Croach, though with Black and Cancer rather than the guns, as in his world he apparently used the guns last turn instead, forming the point of diversion.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Anachron, right now:
"So, if the consensus is that we should make some default Vetasians, I can put these three back to work rendering and variating the genome and start putting 'tubes to work, but beyond that I have to say that some use of genetic alteration is at least worth considering, most normal species are filled with minor flaws that can be rectified with only a few hours work, even if we ignore the issue of reproduction, which I honestly would recommend, given the average stupidity of my race, making the option of mating with us open is likely not a good idea."
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man occupies himself during the remainder of the flight by crafting an additional layer of body armor using pieces of bedrock cut out of the walls and some high-tensile webbing from his kit.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Rubik's D6 (2/I WILL DO A RELAY ONCE I FINISH WITH ALL THESE CUBES)
I duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidlauncher (2/5?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> Action: Maximum Growth Rate
I take a Potion of Panacea II and drink it.
I then take Life's Wands and immediately create a max inside an unoccupied room of the stronghold. The max's expanding edges push against the confines of the room. The pressure on the wall increases to a point where the floor and ceiling are unable to hold it back. The stronghold explodes in the vertical direction, causing a geyser of Life cells and stone brick to fly everywhere. Finally, I telefrag Piono's insides with an indestructible max that follows him wherever he goes. It is unremovable and indestructible except by me clearing them up with Life's Wands. It grows so rapidly that Piono explodes along with the max's growth. Once Piono either survives somehow or takes as much damage as possible, I clean up all the Life cells.
I think long and hard about a way to damage the godmodding menace that is Piono...I think really hard. My thoughts extend to meta methods of removing him without posing 'consequences,' and I eventually come up with some possible solution, one Piono's special breed of hurbis could not accurately predict. In short: I unleash loads of godmodding energies while facing myself towards the Vord, not looking like I'm doing much of importance against him specifically...Then unleash my inner metagamer hard and fast. The result is a figurative breach of the fourth wall that, in all reality, just created a simple portal to somewhere else rather than break anything. I then toss a punch with my right arm through it and close it without pulling anything out or putting something inside, effectively a waste of energy to those not aware of my master plan-but I know what I'm doing. That was presumably not a waste of energy. Meanwhile, while Pionoplayer-aka the Minecraft Forum user that currently controls Eric/Hank/Piono reads this text, he suddenly gets slammed in the face with a blocky fist, the source being the screen he was staring at, before it nigh-instantly vanishes from his screen. He takes no permanent damage other than the mental ridicule of such a highly implausible event, and conveniently was alone when this happened, but suddenly realizes he either went insane or just got slammed with a blocky hand because of my direct attempt to punch him in the face in-game, then realizes with horror that (a) it's more than just a game but apparently the Godmodder didn't expand beyond his world and (b) because of this and how the world works, he actually made a freaking tyrant in his own creation (Piono the Minecraftian) and realizes that, yeah, Piono's gotta die quick or bad things happen, and Piono has to die without making it look like some weird breach in his abilities that would get players fishy, but how? I then kick Piono in, of all places, the crotch, as Pionoplyaer realizes that a kick to the crotch would be normally so useless that nobody would ever try it, and thus Piono wouldn't guard it even if he had a cup-and as I have also done the attack, it could feasibly pass for workable! He then gets concerned about how he's technically being manipulated by the meta and how this could screw up the now-existent narrative, but then shrugs it off for now and ignores it, skipping this last sentence? In case that fails, or would never work to begin with, I instead simply say it to Piono, at max volume, with the Allegrostepper, Wand form. It's so confusing and meta, and involves a scenario that I would honestly think would confuse me if I said it aloud and I still don't entirely get despite being the one employing it myself, that it has to confuse Piono and his time clones mentally enough that I then manage the crotch-shot anyways while they're trying to puzzle out what nonsense that may-or-may-not be relevant I have just uttered.
Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 1/???
+1 to Amp x2.
Ender Pearl are the souls of Endermen? Simply fascinating. It means that teleportation is technically based around the soul, in the case of Endermen. It also means I could kill every single one in this universe with manipulation of said souls. Useful.
I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Mind Honey 1/???.
I think I may have to strategize once more. And, as past me appears to be... preoccupied, I think I shall, as I am in the offensive limelight, compared to him. I suppose I deserve that. Rodney bombards the Stronghold. I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks, if he requires healing.
Kalare:
I stumble to the ground, out of cover, glancing over to Eric.
Thanks.
I grab the Hazel Wand once more. It can definitely withstand the energy I put into it in the first place, and far more. I don't wish to sound like an egotistical megalomaniac, but it could withstand enough magical energy to annihilate all arcane power in the universe, likewise. Void Novas are especially dangerous. Hah. I proceed to take the normal course of action. I begin flashstepping, timestepping, and teleporting around like an absolute madman. The only thing denoting my presence is the occasional blast of green light at Piono, seconds after I disappear from the source of said emanations. I have moved exponentially in that time, obviously. I fully expect these to fail miserably. My teleportations are frequent enough as to be unable to ascertain whether or not I have actually teleported, or even moved at all. In more mundane circumstances, with less infallible opposition, I could silently kill off the time-clones, and then go for Piono. Alas, he is nigh-immortal at this point. Regardless, the green energy stops erupting from apparent nothingness. It appears as if I have ceased attacking. Quite odd. Hah. To the mundane eye, that is. To the attuned, it is quite evident I am building up energy for an attack. Large amounts of energy appear to be gathering from the fringes of infinity. The stuff does not seem to obey reality itself. Likely because of dark energy, a concept nobody really understands. Humans don't, elves didn't, and I don't think trolls did either. Anyhow, the energy is powered through dark energy. And around five hundred CV per second. Quite an admirable thing, I would say, to have that sort of Centi-Vis charge anywhere, whether in Charged Nodes, or Vis Relays. I wave the Hazel Wand, stopping briefly (and generating an arcane shield, which should stop any stray Piono-s from attacking me, or merely stall them for long enough to do something). Nothing occurs. Then, the noise of some eldritch tongue clicking against the top of one of many mouths emanates from everywhere. To quote a text of the learned, "Nrub'yiglith, shamebeast king of grotesquery, writhe-lord of the moist beyondhood. Hearing his melodious chirps and tongue-clicks causes one's bones to explode." I protect myself with my servitude to the Outer Gods (and in particular to the omnipotent and omniscient Noble Circle, particularly the Timeless One, if you know who that is). Piono, however, has no such distinction, nor do I think this incarnation of him ever will. His bones promptly erupt out of his body, reduced to splinters and shards, with such a velocity as to tear through any armor he has. If this will not work, I merely transform the eldritch power of the tongue-clicks into an explosion.
The Anachron:
The ability to reproduce with humans is needless in this situation. If all goes well, there will be no need for elves to reproduce with humans, or even be in their proximity, nor ours.
Regardless, it is indeed time to begin.
I watched everyone struggle through it.
I, however, will not be on the battlefield for it.
In fact, I have a rendevous with myself in not too long.
I will see you at some future point in time Binary.
I await the call.
Piono leaves, time resumes.
And no one other than Binary, piono, and those they wish to tell will ever know.
Battlefield:
Hank, Sanford and Deimos set up a large firing squad with the clone troopers, organizing the shots fired by them, causing the clone's attack to minicrit this round. Aimed at the keepers.
The repbuplic battleships will change their target to the keepers as well.
Preston Cole will aim everything at the croach. ((Once again, question. Could the Preston Cole have the 'spawns 4 pelicans a round' re-added to its retinue?))
Piono battle update MIGHT come later today. I've been having project problems.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 1/3
Orbit Control: 49/50
Unholy Assault: 24/50
Blood Pact: 9/20
I yell at Pionoplayer. "COME AT ME!"
Thankfully, I came equipped with my Special Forces gear. In addition to body armor that self-repairs, I have an M16A3 Assault Rifle, a Glock 18 Pistol, a Katana, a Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle, and a Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher.
If you want to have a sword duel, pionoplayer, I'm perfectly capable of putting down my guns.
P.S. The damage I do with the Katana doesn't contribute to my Sword Damage.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
SciAntimak: 10/11
Missile Bay: 10/11
Nanolight Cargo Lander: 3/4
==Actions==
Bender gathers sacred items and shoots Bender's Gun at some Keepers, then speaks to Lothyra.
So, now that the Physics Cannon is done, what are you going to build now?
I'm not done with the Physics Cannon. I've been studying the history of this war, and it seems that they key to long-lasting summons is to constantly upgrade them.
Lothyra then begins a charge that will upgrade the Physics Cannon to tier 2: the Science Cannon. This upgrade will increase its attack power, health, and allow any scientific inaccuracies to be exploited by players, not just in physics.
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 1/20
Also, there are now too many targets for just us to attack. OPTIMUS!
She then uses UU Ultimatum and orders UU Prime to attack the Stronghold. He deploys his barrage cannon and does exactly that. Lothyra also checks the GameFAQs Guide's changelog to see if anybody made any changes since the last time it was updated.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I use Dragonborn at the Stronghold.
I then heal the Moose.
The Southern Tundra IIIIII
Rechronology 8/11
Ψ-Mech -c Thuleprism Spikes.
Enderdragon's Scythe && Sapphire && Cobalt Ingot && Liquid Void
SCP-962 46/50
Dragonfly 8/20
UNSC Repair Droid 9/10!
Act as souls? Headcanon: There are multiple "Tiers" of enderpearls. "Normal" enderpearls act as a sort of phlebotinum for enderdrim society, and are used in machines and weapons. They can be massproduced. The enderpearls that I have used in my Alchemies are "normal" enderpearls.
"Personal" enderpearls are more complex, take very long to produce, and have to be custom-created for an individual. They allow teleportation, transdimensional teleportation, and strenghten psiionics. If someone or something (Read: the Godmodder) steals, destroys, or eats your "personal" enderpearl outside of the End, you are stranded there, unable to teleport, and slowly start to gain more human physiology. Also, the two "kinds" of enderpearls are hard to differentiate without being able to sense psiionic energy. NinjaV has lost his "personal" enderpearl, and primarily uses the Staff of Teleportals, Shadow Dissonance, Manipuleightir, Enderdragon's Scythe, or Shadow Turretcomputer to teleport around the Battlefield. Enderpearls however do not act as souls for endermen.
I've already voted, so I take out Forge's Light and use MILES SAGGITAS on the Croach!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I launch an array of Twilight Orbs at the Stronghold.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I flood the Croach with SCP-1100
I then heal Rodney.
I vote for GreatGeneral731
The Southern Tundra IIIII
Rechronology 9/11
Enderdragon's Scythe && Sapphire && Cobalt Ingot && Liquid Void 2/X
Ψ-Mech -c Thuleprism Spikes 2/X
SCP-962 47/50
Dragonfly 9/20
UNSC Repair Droid Complete!
A small grey sixlegged droid with bright purple eyes suddenly teleports onto the UOSS and starts repairing it. 0n its side, the text Endertech Space Station Repair Droid UNSC Editionâ„¢ can be seen.
Modes:
In this mode it will simply repair the UNSC part with the lowest health.
Self-Repair Mode:
If the UNSC is fully healed, but the Repair Droid has taken damage, the droid will repair itself. In this mode, attacks have a 50% chance to miss.
Shield Mode:
If both the UNSC and the Repair Droid are at full health, it will either enter Shield Mode or Charge Mode. In Shield Mode it will meatshield the part that would have taken most of the damage that turn. It will also meatshield attacks that would destroy the part completely. It can only shield one part of the UNSC at a time. The Repair Droid takes only 50% damage in this mode.
Charge Mode:
In this mode it will attach to a part of the UNSC and gives it an extra charge that turn. It can only give 1 charge per turn, and only help 1 part per turn.
Attack Mode:
If the UNSC dies, the Repair Droid will attack other entities as an AG entity. It will only enter this mode at full health. If the Repair Droid takes damage in this mode, it will enter Self-Repair Mode.
I do not think that it's a good idea to vote for the Trolls yet. I suggest waiting for their last respawns.
I'm not even going to try attacking piono, I'll leave that to Elerye and all the other OP players.
I switch the Mental Longsword to Poison mode, and attack the Croach with it! Then I switch it to Flame mode, and attack... the Croach with it!
After that I railgun the stronghold with Hard Light from the Solflower!
Also I vote for the trolls' specials!
Alchemies:
Crossbow && Redstone Clock && Piston && Concentrated Bottled Magic = Redstonebow (Level 2: 2/3)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
I snipe some Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs using The Stinger.
I then attempt to refill the Hog Slop and Pie Filling.
Rechronology 10/11
Enderdragon's Scythe && Sapphire && Cobalt Ingot && Liquid Void 3/X
Ψ-Mech -c Thuleprism Spikes 3/X
SCP-962 48/50
Dragonfly 10/20
Medicannon 2/10
...Really? I know so many endermen who would lick the enderdragon's [G0RILLA]hole to get TA's autograph.
Also, where is TC?
41/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Electric torture on more Vord!
> K4yne: And i punch these lil beasts into submission.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.